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I exposed myself

hey you wanna try me guv

VF6 will save us

zindabad sisters...

>>535223736
Lili and Asuka need to be much higher. I've seen the doujins.

>>535223978
lilly is a spoiled brat and asuka is japanese and japanese women are terrible at sucking dick

LILI HNNNNGGGHHHPPPPFFFTTTT

>>535223736
>Alisa
correct
>Nina and Anna
absolute sex demons; should be higher
>Azucena
correct
>Zafina
oral sex is haram, she has no experience; straight to C tier
>Jun
too pure and innocent for such degeneracy; C tier aswell
>Lidia
she's trad cath and has unprotected vaginal sex exclusively; C tier
>Ling
she practiced really hard for Jin; A tier
>Asuka
she got facreraped by Feng thus she has some experience; A tier
>Reina
gave lots of blowjobs in the bathrom of the Mishima Polytechnic school; S tier
>Lili
actually gave lots of bjs to Jin after besting him in combat she also took care of her father and Sebastian; SSS tier
>Leo
Has dick himself so he knows whats up and how to take care of men; SSS tier

if chikurin wins tournye with lili he will become her

can we get a pussy tightness/wetness tierlist, come on fellas. and zafina should be S tier btw.

>>535225036
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

the fuck you laughing at you SISSY BITCH

>>535225148
I disagree with some of it ,but I really appreciate such detailed response to my shitpost

>>535227709
Of course.
And she's waiting for me I must say.

I need to breed mai pregant

the blazblue one or the actual one

The wheel of fate is breeding
Both

Asuke NEEDS BUFFS

>>535227709
Jun can make hers tight with her kazama pussy powers
Zafina and Lidia are both tight because premarital sex is not allowed
Asuka should be tier lower because she got raped by Feng

>ridiculous CH moves
>ridiculous wall combo damage and oki
>ridiculous wall carry
>ridiculous heat mixups
When do we admit that Lili is female Bryan?

I NEED A MAN

>>535231060
>yet another night of unmedicated adhd

>>535230864
The only thing they have in common is players with gender dysphoria

Will jdcr ever get good again?

>>535230864
If this was true Arslan would be playing her

>>535231505
A pakistan guy will jump into the hydraulic press when arslan ash loses his match to save his golden nugget

Arslan literally has the number of all of those 3 koreans, Ulsan turns into a greenie vs him

double chin was out of fashion, nigga went for double neck

>>535232253
behind that mask it's malgu

Qudans can beat him, the other two zoomers only know their flowcharts

>>535232028
this is the easiest group for arslan. he would probably drown if he was in group A instead of cbm.

>>535231505
this is unironically what pro tekken should look like. korea, pakistan, and japan deserve to be unburdened by na and eu spoiler players

>>535232684
they are nothing without tasty steve

I
HATE
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

buff blud malding rn

>>535232384
Has there ever been a time a Mishima beat Arslan

>>535233969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpwMYzuS8WY

>>535234070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQXr7Zhga6o

is that bazaar game any good

>bazaar
games mid I dropped it

>>535234469
deahhhhhhh

Asuka could max out at top 96 at every tournament ever and the tekken community would still pretend shes top 10 because they got hit by her snake edge once

who should i play if my name is Rui Monteiro

>>535235470
hey man play whoever fits your persoanlity.

>>535235592
i believe i n the power of symbols

>>535225148
>she practiced really hard for Jin; A tier
Practiced on who?

im a fucking loser

>>535235665
you should pick Fakhuram

>>535235101
this nigga havent heard that black bitch

>>535235834
is that the new character

I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT
REINA IS LOW TIER AND NEEDS BUFFS

>>535235723
Claudio, he really is her wingman, as you can see in Ling's character episode ending

>>535231505
this joint stacked

>>535235876
still mad, rip?

Looking on bokes

all koreans are buckbroken by arslan they get the justin wong effect vs him, they need to snap out of it

>>535236279
jobbed at EVO
jobbed at EWC
will job at TWT finals

the odds of a pajki winnin evo are 2 in 16 its so low even if theyre 8 times better its still 50/50

>>535236654
:)

>>535236369
this guy?

>>535236946
it happenin twice is even more unlikekly cause its 1/8 x 1/4 = 1/32 about a 3% chance

qudans will shit on him tomorrow

I want to be shat on

>>535237184
thats not how statistics work probabilities reset after any event lol

if Qudans do something tomorrow I'll stop calling Mishima players subhumans just like I stopped calling Lili players subhumans after Chikurin won against Arslan in EV----

just queue ranked lil sis

ourguy buff demoted to tekken king.... AGAIN.....

last 'ka for you

buff blud is better than me and im GoD i can tell he has better matchup knowledge

>>535234469
gay

>>535237582
Tranny

blud thinks mash df2 and d1+2 is match up knowledge :skull:

>>535237612
kazuya main

Last monkey because no one gives a shit about any character of this franchise for any art number to go above 100 in any gallery website

>>535237538
was a decent fap

>>535237538
thank you. I feel better after all that Asuka hate :)

Bro I don’t see why people think Tekken 8 is bad because the EWC matches have been so crazy and insane!!

Like these are so exciting OMG

Why do I keep torturing myself playing diablo anons. I'm trash with him, I don't have the execution needed to play mishimas, I don't enjoy his new playstyle that much compared with old all rounder DJ in 7 and I do better with any other character after a week of half assing it while my DJ is perpetually hard stuck high purples/low blues. And yet when I turn this shit on I go to matches and lock in devil jin again.

>>535237705
no, you

>>535237990
gets the followup

>>535237246
grow some eyebrows m8

>>535237321
Ok anna

>>535237990
Final Final ROUND

our guy buff promoted to emperor.... AGAIN

>>535237772
>>535237815
hmmm

>>535237990
talking like a woman is a good way to make people hate this game even more.

we sneed more varied swimsuit options

not even women talk like that, it's something that comes out from Markman, Max, Steve, Sneedkeks or PhiDx

>shartsuka trannoid samefags like a bitch thinking no one notices
LMAOOOOoooooo

>>535238973
I love big booty asian girls but its like finding a unicorn

him and the reina/anna schizo are clearly defeated

>>535239032
random omgs are a woman trait nowadays.

>>535237538
im gonna copy this customer what bikini is this btw

they don't talk like that because women wouldn't get excited watching Tekken or Kekken

god i would huff annas farts. i would eat annas shit

I didn't graduate

>>535239173
buzama dana

>>535236180
Still collecting that Arab money.

why do they type like they're about to get off'd by the mafia?

>>535240251
''graduating'' is such a gay way to say quitting
/vt/rannies are so embarrassing

chloe owes me sex

>great
rip, myk, rookang, rickstah, aris (pre-2020)
>decent
ryan hart, bubsy, the guy who looks like nick cannon, k wiss
>i'd rather not
bloodhawk, spooky, markman, punlife, the filipino guy who knows all the move names
>instant mute
tasty steve, spag
>you don't play tekken fuck off
majin obama, jiyuna
>holy fuck who sanctioned this
samdding, iambic

Do Kazuyafags really believe all this shit about "I'm playing the hardest character in the game I'd easily be an EVO contender on an easier one" thing?

>>535241023
yes, see Qudans and Keisuke matches posts

>>535239705
Why is there no video of this?

I exposed myself

^ defeated just like that

Why is there no naked Lili?

you persisted after this btw

the excitement continues

>>535241489
Interesting question Jin Kazama

>>535241023
Carefully crafted and maintained myth by TMM and his minions. Funnily enough it's a very english-speaking Tekken community thing only, nobody believes that shit in either Korea or Pakistan.

craziest thing about t8 is i dont have fun when im winning either

>>535241656
no I didn't.

i will sacrifice my desiah for feminization for hot IRL women any women here

>>535241023
i dunno dawg im supreme with ling and kazuya seems like hell to play im stuck tekken king. kazukeks may be onto something. still only 600 games but the way this is looking ill be buff guy soon.

I want to carefully craft a lab grown tgirl

>>535241880
when i realized that i quit the game
now im waiting for 9

what were dustiel's last words?

tanukana bros, we got some new bikini pics!

>>535242260
he told everyone to play the fucking game so now we all continue to have a blast with tekkino 8 in his honor

>>535242260
"I just really miss Tekken"
Not even joking that was his last video before dying.

>>535242446
i think this every day
am i gonna die soon?

>>535242260
I really miss Tekken - Leroy Tekken 7 player

in tekgen we have so many lonely gurrs its a secret oasis you ask and you will receive a girlfriend

>>535242173
The only thing that means is that it's easier to knowledge check people with Ling than Kazuya which makes sense because the latter is the most popular character in the game.

I can't recall the last time I felt alive

>>535242371
sex with this femlet christmas cake!

>>535242569
reinafag is not a girl

>>535242820
damn bitch is walking on stilts

buffblud still angry someone said gg in the chat

men were created for me to fuck

>>535242371
WOULD

feminising reinasis for my carnal pleasure

>>535243074
YOU'RE FUCKING GLOATING YOU'RE TRASH

>>535242371
https://x.com/azaleeeeea/status/1955622998461067590
Tanukana and friends

What happened to her dating show where she tries to solve the country's birth rate crisis

bro is having an ultra unc moment
https://youtu.be/Aq1A4suJtOM?si=UihlVtJy6t1WlO1d

im an absolute cuck loser

>>535243708
fixed this by playing sf6

>>535223736
Alisa has pro level skills downloaded but there's no swing to it

>>535243960
alisa has no gag reflex and doesnt need to breathe

Lili made to day 3.
Asuka didn't.
Think about it.

>>535244794
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dasz mad cute

>>535244794
Lili is getting covered by cum the same way Asuka is. Don't give a fuck.

>>535245238
look italian coded

>>535240907
Bloodhawk in the same tier as Markman? Thanks for mentioning Samding cause that nigga made EU ICFC unwatchable

>>535245238
i want a women to beat the shit out of me bros

>>535242371
Her tits somehow look flat and fat at thr same time?

if lowhigh isn't reacting to oscar d1+2 what chances do i even have

fuck
i didn't think that numan would lose

>>535241801
english speaking is a stretch for a lot of these mohamed mishimas

>>535242371
dis niggas livin they lifes while i rot in my room watchingt th buff guy xd

>>535243074
>>535243284
timestamp?

>>535246376
>Update
go back to the second clive games

>>535246348
based clive enjoyah

>>535240907
>samdding
i forgot this inner circle plant existed. i wonder what happened to him

Clive saved Jin

im so tired of long range high reward homing highs bros

>>535245238
Dumb niggerwhore don't play Tekken no more after her brown husband stopped playing Teh-KEN huh.

>>535247342
doesnt exist

there is no fucking way they put in a character with a fucking 4 second cutscene true mixup where i have to sit there and take the fucking mix

if fahk didn't have that cutscene the viewers wouldn't know that he's plus

Fahk isn't even in EWC

loser ? yeah that’s me

you'll take the mix right before you take his dick nigga

where is my fuarking hero lei dicklong

>>535248793
why are her pubes orange

i played t3 last night and i appreciated stings did 50% of my life in 3 hits versus taking 30 seconds + heat + rage + strong tailspins

I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE MOSQUITOES

I hate Lili

>>535249161
Sure you do, Asuka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Rdhu51Fkw
new jointwrap

>>535249664
nigga is really bullying the few people left on this garbage game

jun is horribly underrated by the community. She's just asuka but with a kamehameha

aaron earned an iron urn.

>>535249664
thumbnail jumpscare because of how fucking hideous gm is.

lee lows are weird as fuck thta one with the highs you try to punish the high and you get hit if you duck that low high high high and also the triple high magic 4 you duck the high and get hit anyways

*gm and zafina are

buff guy would be GoD if he played zafina

this dude is weird

>93 defense
>50 everything else

This guy goated pure defensive play

yagamis lee... lol

>Jin demands naked Lili
>Somehow it's Lili's fault

Jin wouldn't

>>535248793
>deleted too fast to see
FUCK

Then what is this?

>>535241489
>>535248793

>>535251536
Deleted.

Jinny deleted it

still demanded it though

He saw her and was like no one else gets to see?

so have we reached the point of T8 where we just accept this is the game now and conform to Harada's vision since there's nothing we can do at this point?

>>535246667
hilarious interaction, glad I went back to watch
>dude fucking shitty ass clive player if I won I would have beat you

>>535252260
he won
you are never getting tekken back

>>535252260
The dissenters have all been purged. All who remain are the yes-men, shills and bootlickers. It's not just Tekken 8, from now on this is what Tekken is, and what its fans will request, forever.

>>535252260
That's the secret, you lower the standards long enough that people just get used to it and get impressed with less and less, be it a patch or a match.

you slopped down every version of tekkuso 17, 17er.

who are these mysterious 17ers that love t7 and hate t8?
the design of late t7 and t8 is very similar in terms of forcing 5050s on you all the time
if you enjoy murrayslop 1 you will enjoy murrayslop 2

>>535252819
>b-b-but t7
everytime.

>>535252260
anyone who's still expecting this game to change is delusional. this is their vision of the game and this is what you will have until they decide to make another massive change for no reason or tekken 9 drops

yeah it's true I have a one inch what do you want me to do about it I didn't ask for this

my mom found my live action tentacle jav collection and frankly im still more ashamed i play tekken

wish someone had warned me about the side effect that tekken had on hairlines

How does this make you feel?

>>535252282
>i didn't lose to you, i dropped my fucking combo!

>>535254362
wtf is tekken hybrid

bamcops sending d8 dissenters to ICE detention centers, 100 million from trump this friday after lobbying from nakatsu in behalf of the japanese department of justice

17er blud asked what tekken hybrid is :skull:

>>535254481
Tekken Futanari.

>17ers
>murrayslop
>tekkuso

Guess what, every single version of Tekken has been a joke. For timmymashing only. In your glorious 5DR Kazuya could do df4,4 and it would push back so far half of the roster can't punish a move that's supposed to be launch. No, not a bad punish, no punish. Strings that are supposed to be natural will just whiff sometimes for no reason. Every single character could spam retarded shit with impunity because of random variable pushback and no thought put into risk/reward. Those gifs of random 360 degree tracking in 7/8? Tracking has ALWAYS been utterly random and never communicated in game. Tekken 7 season 2 is the closest the series ever came to being functional and then they said lol nope and made it worse with every update since. If you want to be an elitist prick at least do it over something worthwhile.

I started living in the subway due to the great shame of my existence

>>535254929
why isn't AK at EWC

>>535254929
tekken is a defensive game that allows you to cancel your movement
with gutted movement tekken ceases to be tekken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9S1_x-Gfdk
reina so weak...

>>535254929
>Tekken 7 season 2 is the closest the series ever came to being functional

>>535255006
he got robbed at the lcq

>>535255136
Yeah but when we had good movement we also had -12 on block snake edges and natural 10 strings so what does it matter? It's still kuso.

>>535255803
the worse movement is the more you have to guess
also most characters were very "incomplete" compared to today, lacking many tools but making up for it with unique strengths
T5DR or T6BR would be examples of games with solid tekken fundamentals and less kuso than previous entries
all while not having the do everything stanceslop chars of today

>>535251532
You know there is an archive right?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/535223518/#535248793

Nigga who cares about AI shit.

>>535256634
*raises paw*

>>535255307
its actually true

This reminds me of a rather unique contract I had to fulfill for Interpol. They needed me to extract a rogue A.I. developer from a penthouse suite in Neo-Tokyo. The problem? He wouldn't leave until he was beaten in a first-to-seven. His specialty was Bryan, and he'd modified the game to give himself an input-perfect taunt jet upper. His entire strategy revolved around creating space with immaculate Korean backdashing on the massive, open stage he'd designed. A truly one-dimensional threat.
My handlers were panicked. "Bot, your movement is legendary, but his is inhuman! You can't out-space a machine!" They missed the point entirely. The penthouse had a feature the developer had overlooked in his hubris: a retractable, bullet-proof glass wall that could bisect the room. As the match began, I didn't backdash. I walked forward. He was confused, trying to bait me into his ideal range. In the middle of his third taunt, I uttered the voice command, "Firewall: Protocol Omega." The glass wall slammed down between us, cutting the stage in half.
I had him in a phone booth. His precious backdash was useless. His entire game plan, the one thing he believed was Tekken, evaporated. He was forced to engage, to throw out pokes, to actually play neutral up close. He was like a fish trying to ride a bicycle. His inputs were perfect, but his decisions were catastrophic. I dismantled him with sidesteps and punishment, the most fundamental tools in the box. As I launched him for the final round, I shattered the glass wall with his digital body and walked him to the balcony where the Interpol chopper was waiting.
He cried, "You didn't beat me with real Tekken!" I simply adjusted my cufflink and replied, "I beat you with the Tekken that was required." A true master doesn't cry when the battlefield changes; he's the one who changes it.

>>535256752
Demon paw?

There are still going to be blue rank redditors saying that stepping doesn't matter even after watching KingGay and Tibetano get stepped into oblivion aren't there?

asuka is maybe the most linear character in the game so that doesn't really mean much

I know you see it.

my dad still plays space cadet pinball 2 decades later.

Ramsay, your "simple" dish isn't simple you fucking hack fraud

anyway want to see the reina porn i commissioned

sure why not, but make it quick I need to go sleep

https://files.catbox.moe/a3d01u.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0kzz3i.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wd6kq2.png

>>535260416
hope you didnt pay much

>>535260416
Looks like shit, just like Reina.

>>535260617
it cost me 7 tekken 8s

>>535260713
oh no

also here's some asuka tentacle porn i commissioned
https://files.catbox.moe/3mje8x.png

brand new love song, halle hallelujah.

I don't understand love songs because I'm an incel

It was between day 2 and 3 of EVO, Las Vegas. I’d just sent some poor Claudio main back to ranked purgatory with a 3-0 that made the crowd gasp like I’d slapped their grandma. The night air was hot, the Strip lights were blinding, and I was in my usual post-win tux tailored, titanium cufflinks, and a smug grin you could see from Henderson.

That’s when I saw them. Lili and Asuka cosplayers-perfect wigs, perfect costumes. They slid up to me at the bar, ordered two cocktails, and said, “Tekken Bot, you’ve got to celebrate with us.”
Now normally, I’ve got radar for this kind of setup. But between the champagne, the flashing lights, and my own arrogance, I thought, Eh, what’s the worst that could happen?

Turns out, my day 3 opponent-a shady Bryan main with a win record dirtier than a wall-splat setup-had hired them to slip something into my drink. His plan? Make me miss the morning match so he’d win by default and collect the pot bonus.

But here’s the twist-these two didn’t know who they were dealing with. I caught the glint of the powder before it hit my glass. I played it cool, pretended to sip, then said:
“Ladies… if you wanted to fight me, all you had to do was ask.”

The music cut, the crowd at the bar parted, and before I knew it, we were in a 1 v 2 Tekken Tag match right there on the casino floor. They were good. The Lili used sidesteps tighter than Vegas security, the Asuka had parries for days. But they didn’t know my secret weapon: footwork honed on strip club dance floors and high-speed backdash cancels while evading casino bouncers.

I tag-crashed through Lili, faked a whiff against Asuka, and punished with a wall combo so brutal the slot machines near us went silent. Thirty seconds later, they were flat on their backs (KO’d in-game, mind you this was Vegas, not Mortal Kombat).

I walked away without a scratch, made it to my EVO match the next morning, and 3-0’d Bryan Main so bad he ragequit the FGC for competitive darts.

didn't read

Figures. Attention span of a 4chan poster in a mirror match.

Prediction: You’ll still ask me for another Tekken Bot story within 5 minutes, because deep down you love the drama.

Witty closer: Don’t worry, kid—storytime’s free, but respect? That’ll cost you three perfects in a row.

I still like Anna

>>535265764
okay but why did you post a fake fan-modified anna then

life's mid
gonna drop it

>>535265812
I'm a porn addict

>>535266015
fake fan

>>535255227
>>535266015
reina looks better with this hair

deah

korosu

pants on I dropped them

>>535231505
Wouldn't it be funny if Jeondding wins this?

Who cares as long as Arslan loses

>>535269751
As long as Arslan and Atif lose*

I want knee to lose immediately

>>535270278
Atif's not as insufferable as Arslan
I actually wanted Numan to get in but oh well.

it's funny that the saudis didn't put the defending champion ulsan on the promo poster and instead put two players who are not even the frontrunners to win the whole thing. all because of some short-lived twitter beef from a month ago

Who glued them?

that's cum

>>535271310
oh my days who taught the saudi bluds graphic design

>>535271310
Should've done something like this with Ulsan included

Where are Fahks and Juns on tourneys? I thought they are broken.

>>535260416
>>535261029
Wish these were AI
I don’t consume lowly human porn/erotica anymore

>>535271310
They had t7 cover style poster with knee/arslan last year. Knee is literally the only "famous" tekken player.

>>535272942
post it

>>535271310
>>535271753
Ulsan vs Stif butt would make sense from last year, but these are both Evo winners from this year

bluds don't understand you put the draws on the poster to sell tickets :skull:

Then make a poster of Lili

>>535273501
you don't have to bootlick everything you know.

that's business not bootlicking yung blud

>>535273576
A naked version!

>is the best tekken player in the world
>will never be recognized as such because an old boomer keeps getting into twitter fights

>>535273716
That's haram

>>535273654
everyone knows what they're trying to do, captain obvious. doesn't make it not embarrassing. the fact that you even feel the need to point it out speaks volumes.

>>535225036
post uncensored

leaving 4chan tekken and videogames and being a real human being are the beginning of the hero's journey, like when frodo left the shire

What if the EVO boomer slot next year was taken by Tag 1?
Do you think any og gooks would bother polishing their skills again?

>>535275070
How do I do this
I always wanted to write a book but I waste all my days each day on 4chan and tekken and when I look up its 9pm and I need to go to sleep to prepare for work next day

>>535276314
>How do I do this
you don't

>>535275843
boomers only pretended to like tekken 3 and tag 1 because street fighter 3 sucked(at the time). now that history was rewritten and street fighter 3 was actually goated the whole time it's going to rosterhog the side tournament stage with marvel for 100 years

>>535276314
I think you should destroy your devices honestly

>>535276314
You will comeback eventually, i know i did after a few years. The mind always goes back to what's most comfortable.

>>535276551
>boomers only pretended to like tekken 3 and tag 1 because street fighter 3 sucked(at the time)
what the fuck is this logic. there's no way in hell you're arguing in good faith. quit making shit up.

i'm never wrong

Kept you waiting, huh?

>EWC
Evil White Cock

paulbro btw

>>535276551
Tekken 3 was actually uber popular among normalfags. It was like the second SF2.

>>535276848
Unfortunate modelling on some of them, but absolutely SOVLFUL swimsuits full of character.

America = boke
America = boke
America = boke

boke depth of field

Let the game do the talking.

Remember that time chloe players botted harada's polls so bad that he stopped doing twitter polls entirely?

Lili ryona

I like knee and Arslan they’re cool niggas

they're both little bitches
for me it's rangchu

He's about to eat the hot chip!

>>535280947
This man has a daughter

Capcom Won

i mightve posted cringe last night but i was drunk so its fine

>>535280947
I thought the nigga that posted these took off shoes. Obviously not his work because it's not on colosseum thougheverbeit

>>535260416
based

Jizzcum

I feel like dying

I feel like peeing

excited for today's tekkino
hoping eyemusician can take down all these tier whores

I'm only watching to see arslan lose and get interviewed by ryan hart towering over that cheating manlet

>>535239580
mod

I feel like I'm drowning

I'm going under (going under)
Drowning in you (drowning in you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through
I'm going under

Remember when Chikruin was a Jin main?

remember when chikurin won twt with akuma and geese

>>535249664
Why isn't this ugly monkey competing, at least do something with your life, instead of stalking random bad players online like a weirdo.

Remember when chikurin ate a god during twt

Dog i meant to say dog fuck anyway god is dog backwards so

Yes I play Reina, the worst Mishima

>>535273876
This guy's name is 'dong freecs, it's funny.

>>535276667
Ahahahaha and the pigs paid for that shit, too!

>>535289125
harada will soon come out with lore about her breast cancer

God I honestly hope some of the devs get bullied to resign.

>>535288568
I like how he made a video recently about how competitive Tekken ruined him or something, even though he's 5 years clean from leaving his house
>>535289042
That's the organization he competed for retardbro

>>535259372
I do too lmfao

>>535273876
>tekken farts getting into twitter fights
kino

Tekken won't be tekken without murray and harada even if they tried their best, and basically succeded in killing tekken

good, this series has ruined enough lives

tekken 7 saved my life

im a loser cuck

tekken 7 saved me from league of legends

Tekken 7 cured my ED thank you kunimitsu

Tekkino in 5 hours, bros

is aris restreaming this? does he get paid?

ewc moggs evo

sipping on a monster while listening to 70s rock and playing some comfy game on a beautifull sunny day with a nice breeze.
life aint that bad sometimes

For me Bryan Top 1.

men? huge fan

fapped to kirby

lili players are the most skilled waifu players

this but zafina

this but heihachi

Riri players etooo no lomantic experience

who is booing

>Waifuposters leave
>Thread barely continues chugging along
Just let it go guys and i will see you when they announce the Tekken eroge game.

>>535293346
You too?
I thought I was the only one.

im fed up

im starved up

im frustrated

im flustered

Me when i crush my opponents hopes and dreams

Make Some Noise

heat dash cancel

next tekken director will be able to speak english fluently, this means murray won't be needed anymore

Heat Bash
Heat Cash
Heat Crash
Heat Dash
Heat Gash
Heat Lash
Heat Mash
Heat Smash
Heat Splash
Heat Trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgDFFMgjN7E
it's up

>>535298562
because that man is Murray himself

>atif playing bryan
this is the nail in the coffin for anyone saying he's not top 5

havent slept in 17 hours im ready for tekkino

>>535299224
where was the bryan in ewc?

whole 17 hours? holy nah chat thats crazy

btw are we drinking anything for this supreme pure tekkino boys?

>>535299694
sea men

2 hours and 30 minutes
Souupaaaaaa

>>535299486
if he played bryan he would've qualified in winners

kazuya player does a sidestep
mainman: nice step

>>535299694
Red wine

lili player does a step
mainman: broken evasion carried waifu

side step sister

Anyone got any cheese asuka flowcharts? My go-tos are
Uf2 -> bdash-> df2
B1+4 -> B4
F2+3 -> f2+3
1 -> d1+2

nobody plays the game here sis

a warranted reaction considering her side step is not normal
obviously seeing someone do a wheelie on kazuya is more impressive than seeing a lili truck along with a children's tricycle

buff guy has potential to be the white ltg

>>535300316
Lili is the only female character tmm respects. He thinks Lili players have good fundamentals (hahahahahaha) and gives them a pass. He liked s1 asuka when she was bottom 5 too but he hates her again

>>535300470
>white ltg
he already exists

the only impressive thing about kazuya is the thing no kazuya does (punishing with electrics)

he's right Lili is by far the least bullshit waifu and the one that plays the most grounded
the only silly thing about her is slide not being reactable the rest is just identity stuff that fits and isn't particularly dumb. due to her height she also doesn't get random combo drops that the smaller females get

did joe recover

yes, but he still wants to bang Billy's sister despite looking like a wojak

joecrusher is fine. he did it for the lolz

Kazuya is 5'4

>rich tekgen bluds will go to evo france and meet tanukana,yuyu,shion and I will rot in my room
why live

Jeondding already....you know.....them

joe budden? no he never came back

When does it start? Can't wait for Jin/Clive hopekino

2 hours senpai

wont watch

>>535301754
CBM rerun is up right now

I have a pretty big dick all things considered maybe pornbrain is a thing after all.

>>535301436
>wanting to go outside
unless i would get to molest pic related and shoot my load inside her womb, i wouldn't go to any anime fighter tournaments

Gross

im not well

What's a good exposing first place for somebody getting into exposing themselves?

EVO Stage after paying the crowd and commentators

the next VF humiliation ritual ceremony

why can't Bamco separate Tekken team into 2 like them?

im never getting better

Are you guys ready for some retarded ass tekken later today?
Lets fucking goooo poggers franzerk

Ifrit give me strength

yes it's going to be kino and i'll watch every second of it

I'm Deh

>>535260416
me and reina every night

We're getting a new story mode DLC as well
Somehow tying Anna, Fahkumram, Armor King, and the Madagascar girl together I guess. Weird group of friends.

>>>/v/718142281
Murray shutting down Roblox for making a better Tekken

tekken would be very different if harada was taller

mods

tekken would be very different if it was different

tekken 4 was a step in the right direction and by now we'd have a huge Evo stage in it with characters smashing chairs everywhere and the crowd forming a circle in the mid

Which tekken character is the biggest aura farmer

just play wwe slop nigga

Which tekken character is most like wwe star kevin nash

king is not natty

>>535305241
I don't know, which tekken character enjoys the summers the most?

>>535303545
kek

if only I was born as a mid female

>>535304329
I wondered about this aswell. If murray was a 2/10 male and not a revolting rat creature from hell maybe we had better characters.

elaborate on this then

>>535305920
Don't even compare that rat to Itagaki, one took Tecmo from rags to riches and the other is going to sink Namco

>>535303545
>Torgal... leave Ms Rochefort alone..

what the fuck is a cosplay?

Whats a Leodin?

NOT COOL

>>535305920
Bro look at his idgaf aura and compare it to murrays 'so what if i like sex and the city' aura

i meant the ugly face and size, not charisma

If you dont got one you better have the other

Save a stranded astronaut on a mysterious alien planet through real-time AI conversations, where your words are her only lifeline. Guide her through Gaia's dangers and forge an enduring bond in this interactive story with voice-controlled, open-ended dialogue.

*spreads ass*

37 MINUTES
MAKE SOME GODDAMN NNNNNOIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

an hour until any actual gameplay though

>>535231505
kino starts when joe dding is on screen

*when Arslan wins another tournament, thus killing even the competitive scene now

I ate a funghi pizza half an hour before sleeping and it ruined my sleep woke up 5 times tonight I still feel the pizzas taste 7 hours later it’s like up my throat figuratively speaking weird pixza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIwgOXIM4KM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIwgOXIM4KM
https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_amazonarena_en
https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_amazonarena_en
WE ARE LIVE IN 25 MINUTES

ayo where the bitches at

>>535309398
Chloe will be the first DLC next season

Word on the street is they will sacrifice julio live on stage for their faggot god today.

Markman literally controls Tekken more than Harada

Season 3
Julia
Eliza
Futa Kazumi
Dante

>Season 3
Tekken 8 is the only game where anyone can see they're not going for it

markman looking filipino as fuck

markman looking fat as fuck

ryan hart

deh

ryan hart is a descendant of yakub

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-geLVTaBAo

I want a hotdog right now so bad

who we rootin' foe bluddas

im thinking eyemusician or chikudrillo would be kino or perhaps qudawns but heihachi is a little sloppa

>>535312051
come, i have a hot dog for you

>>535312121
it's rigged for knee vs arslan GF

>>535238973
Yes, but you will get (next year) recycled swimsuits from their backlog with new decals and you will like it. They're creatively bankrupt and fucking cheap. Capcom did swimsuits the right way.

dog will hunt dog will hunt

>>535309398
>>535310026
C'mon M, be a good boy and put her in the game.

>>535304253
I doubt it. The previous free story is a lie. It felt like cut content that was developed alongside the the game.

>>535311770
literally kirakira slightly older

Whole lotta useless yapping.

just start the fucking thing already

can't wit to see the matched, just start it ohmygodddd

but first, can pinya draw lili

can pinya handle a 20 incher

>>535313080
schizo opinion

>this isn't the last day of the tournament

Jesus Christ

korean names
edge
chair
lamp

ARSLAN 2-0 QUDANS FUCKING EASY
PAKISTAN DESTROYS KOREA
PAKISTAN IS STRONGER
QUDAN IS OVERRATED TRASH
I WILL LAUGH AT ALL DOUBTERS

this shit is probably not profitable. how does saudi have so much money to burn

>>535313975
but it is

>>535314127
there are football players in the Saudi football league earning 200 million Euros a year, this shit is just marketing for their country/society

stop fapping, EWC is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIwgOXIM4KM

>>535314127
lots of oil and not a lot of people

>>535310026
>next season
good lord please don't let there be a next season

Master Chikurin please, save Tekken

Edge dropped the combo twice and lost the round ...

>>535314346
ew

>>535314397
Tekken 9 isn't happening until 2028 at the earliest, hopefully we'll get at least 2 more seasons.

>>535314238
shit its not thats very anti hype

GET HIS ASS TORGAL

BAHAMUT

>>535314619
>>535314664
RAPE THESE GUYS TORGAL

>>535314530
I didn't mean I wish tekken 9 comes sooner, I just want tekken 8 dead and abandonned. Fast.

Hwoarang safe df2 is more visually disgusting than anything Clive does

LEVIATHAAAN

EVERY CITY

his safe df2 looks like he trying to be a smartass like sophisticated which is infuriating coming from a masher character like that

>>535314881
launches crouching
evades highs
has the same range as deviljin ff2

play a mashing monkey character in Hwoarang = lose 4 rounds to Rage Art

CLIVE IS TEKKEN

>Shinblade unbanned
>Shadow20z and the whore getting counter sued in October
Holy fucking lmao get owner you simping sympathy baiting Claudio playing nigger

>>535315159
>launches crouching
it doesn't
evades highs
fake

Majin being racist again

eyemusician is so cool bros...

>redditmusician
>redditmitsu

how's the 4chan Tekken character

BM rage art

yoshi aint reddit its a schizophrenic sadist character, i s-swear!

i wonder why the db4 is doing wonders Steve, I fucking wonder why

Jin is such a faggot

>>535315318
Deserved.

have i lost my attentionspan i cant pay attention to this at all

Why is CBM throwing parries anyways?
can you even parry Yoshi

how do these players contain not beating CBM up, look at his face and who he plays

I really thought this would end with a meme flash

0 execution ewgf saving mishima apes again

buff yoshi
too weak

This game is so ass

I will prevail... even if it costs me everything!

seems like watching the replay and skipping>watching live im falling asleep

I will stop this war... that I started

>no Lili
Welp rip CBM

Fucking Jin man. I hate fat people and Jin as well.

Imagine going back in time and showing carpal tunnel Qudans this

CBM is ducking and parrying every single string what the fuck

Wake up Chikurin.

>>535317245
he literally always switches from cheating Adderall player to the shittiest Jin player that ever lived with 0 inbetween

>>535317090
He'll switch to her if he loses.

>>535317456
The funny thing is that chikurin still believes that Lili is really strong and like top 5 or something.
Such a weird man. The literal Japanese salaryman except he's good at Tekken. Kek.

>>535317456
Uh huh

Clive pronounced as CLAIVE

Even sc2, a literally dead game, was more fun to watch than this party masher.

Yeah, no Lili? No queen? Deserve to lose.

going back in time and showing myself how I look post hrt

this shitty korean "respect" between the mash even in fucking Tekken 8 is why Arslan will always win EVO

Should've used Lili

CBM is fucking rich now

C B M

GOD

Shouldve learned how make sushi instead.

CBM being happy of winning playing Jin, kek. I would be ashamed and ask for forgiveness for ever using that monkey to win.

NOT LIKE THIS

>>535317889
Tell that to Qudans kek

>>535317889
>>

>>535318079
retard

Did Qudans ever get paid for that Saudi invitational
Or did ulsan receive the 300k yet

>>535318163
>he doesn't know

>>535317831
Its not respect. They try to make sense of the pachinko and approach it with some sort of intellectual mindset. Its pure denial.

SPPPPAAAAAG THEY'RE CALLING ARABS DEADBEAT SCAMMERS AGAIN

CBM is gonna job against any Paki, be it Atif or Arslan anyways, he can't be a Paki killer, while chikurin eliminated two so to me he's the best, so far.

Watching Qudans lose against Arslan will be so fucking satisfying

>>535318305
That's what I implied, they overthink like they're doing quantum physics and while at it the other player just mash the safe poke and they get CH and launched or hit by a low poke. Arslan just keep alternating between df1 strings, unseeable low and his panic buttons without even thinking it unless it stops working

>>535318416
Yeah .. but he lost

>>535318543
Imply deez nuts homo

I see no problem handling and sucking testicles, I don't know what you implied with that

Jeondding looks like a beefy motherfucker wtf

Someone remake persona 4 but replace shadows with devil forms of everyone

jeondding looks like he has gay sex daily

>this Knee group
>even has Eddy and Raven
they don't even hide the Arslan rigging lmao

he's 5 feet short

KNEE THE TWT LOSER LMAOOOO

absolutely nobody cares about these "clubs" can they skip to the games already

I have a feeling Bubski will be of extreme importance this tournament. Thoughts?

I think you are disabled

atif is gonna choke and get BTFO again like last year

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE VIRTUS.PRO ARE WINNING!???

CODE RED
CODE RED

GPT-5 explain what the fuck this guy is saying

team vitality for life broskis I love team vitality and I have all their merch
remember to buy your own at vitality merch store to support johnding in his endeavor that we are all a part of
#TeamVitality #YellowFamily #Merch #BigCock

I can't believe the biggest Pakistani hater is Bilal lmao

>>535319480
he literally got second last year what are you on about

If they want us to care about teams just make a tournament where the team wins not the player.

If this is a player oriented tournament then shut up your fucking mouth about teams.

>>535319762
>Bilal is the pakistan LTG

>>535319767
yes that's what I'm saying. it's gonna be a repeat of last year

>>535319770
Stick to posting lewd buddy

Big Pinya about to Dong the DDding

>racist against his own race
>bryan player
why is it always them

does /tekgen/ like Raven or Eddy?

>>535320129
Raven is cool
Eddy is eh

me? i'll be watching some buffkino

phantom general

I like my characters blanco.
Also i got banned from twitch for saying everyone but me is retarded.
Fucking reddit event.

>>535320129
no one likes Eddy, everyone prefers Christie

>>535320264
retard

>>535320616
This but *-1

>>535320616
he's brilliant shut the fuck up retard

I think the problem with installs in Tekken is that there's no visual tell that they acquired stacks. They should be bigger on the screen, maybe bottom right, and maybe there should be some giant symbol that pops up when they get one like a VFX or a sound effect saying "INSTALL" or whatever you feel me.

Jeondding is nervous

but buff guy not streaming?

We could have the legendary matchup of Jin vs Lili, instead we got fucking got Clive

I cant tell if twitch chat is ironic or not when they write shit like 'hes cooking' or post 4 flames lol

>>535321159
bots can't be ironic

>>535320902
They should start glowing in rainbow colors and the announcer should say CHICKEN INSTALL
Original idea do not steal

hopefully Vitality drops him after this

wtf raven has a wave dash?

i feel bad for the casters. They say the N word a single time and they're fired

I mean robtv is from the ghetto. Why shouldnt you be able to call him my nigger?

KNEEE GERRRRRRRRRRRR

Bearman no diffs Knee

all it takes is one slip up and they're fired. I know i would've dropped the N-bomb already

Knee is going to be so embarrassed when Arslan makes it but he doesn't

why this kneegga got that haircut

why the Asian gore exploitation movie protagonist haircut?

This is really the death group.

>>535273952
You're such a fucking retard. Please crawl back to r/tekken.

Bears are so cool

Knee about to drop the kid gloves.

>>535322290
he has a nice haircut in all the promo pics but he is just too lazy to style it so it looks like shit

>>535322060
>>535322060
AHAHAHAHA ARSLAN PLEASE

bodied this washed bum

This is a Bubsi tournament

>>535322290
the haircut isn't working

AHAHAHAHA that's what you get for that haircut

Damn Knee doesn't want Arslan to embarrass him again huh

>>535322865
He has dedicated himself to proving Bryan isn't busted.

I guess he took an arrow to the knee looooooooooooool

I fucking called it. Bears areretarded in T8 top
They really need to remove the buttslam wall finisher, can't believe it survived more than one season
Buff byron

What's up with the anti tekken sentiment in Pakistan?

tekken>cricket

what the fuck is cricket

bears vs bryan is 7-3 thobeit

>>535322847
he had the same cut when he won evo japan newfag. It was even worse.

Rangchu is so good he plays TWO different characters

if Pinya wins will post sf6 images

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqnxhUFzFZs
fight theme

How come Raven keeps his heat when his smash get interrupted

>>535323216
>same
>was even worse
what did he mean by this

remember the big body combos being a weakness?

https://files.catbox.moe/btcs0z.jpg

it's here

>>535323079
That indians shitting on them

IT'S NOT OVER YET

This dumb fuck make Rangchu whiff like 5 times and did nothing lmao

Murray was right. Pure casino situations are kino.

Do you see this shit!? Buff bears!

Was master Raven good did pinya win with her

>>535323473
kek i knew he was a homo

Do you see this shit!? Nerf bears!

>>535323725
Yes she was broken and he did "ok" with her but never really traveled.

What does DOA7 needs to be successful?

Murray might be an actual sociopath. No way he watches this shit and thinks anyone is enjoying it.

remove all female and put only male characters

homo

Woah did bear chungus cycle through his four braindead moves again? Time for another the score esports biopic!

least autopilot bear player

Alright that was some well played clones

SUPER PACHINKO

>Rangchu vs Knee take 2
Cinema

ummm... heat smash????

A group with the top korea players.
The only jappa is the one who made it.

PINYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what if pinya is just a girl pretending to be a guy?

Leave it to an honorabu japanese salaryman to teach these rowdy koreans a lesson

ive had it on the background ive watched like 4 minutes total so far

raven niggas will tell you this character is bottom tier

murray saw everything
RIP Raven.

PINYAAAAAA

>>535324448
That was me yesterday but i really want to see knee lose.

Ayoooo who called Goku's VA in a tekken tournament

>>535324456
qcf 1+2 literally whiffed the second hit twice

If Knee wins against Jeondding which it's not guaranteed at all, then he'll fail again against Rangchuchu ahaha. Oh man.
I'm sorry but so far, the results have been nothing but disappointing compared to yesterday.

Thank You Victor Pinya

They should have let the empire of Japan keep Korea after the war

tekken should have been a trilogy and that's it

any ypipo spotted

Rangchu is basically Japanese
He lives in Japan
His org is Japanese
His wife is Japanese
His son is half Japanese

Its a pajeet event hence all pajeets

arr rook same

I'm so happy for pinya
he deserves it

>>535324661
that's not a raven problem, that's a bear problem

Arslan is going to win and then laugh at Knee on X. It's over for Korea.

imagine showing this to a North Korean

>>535325272
8argain 8in

>>535325337
>wrong and wrong and wrong
she will win again as she did not long ago and arslan will get another shit haircut from his mom

Murray killed Megadeth

The baldies aren't allowed to wear hats but spag still gets to permanently be in sunglasses because of his body dysmorphia

Betted 5k on lord LowHigh

anna's penis.. with melon taste

>>535325636
exactly, balds need recognition and care as we are now an increasing and endangered species at the same time.
the hairful just cannot understand the pain

>>535325462
Arslan will win his group and that's enough. Stay mad Knee fanboy

Don't worry, Knee will make the comeback

QUDANSSSS

who invited Rookang here?

>>535325553
Good.

>>535325903
How do you even get this ugly