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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)17:10:09 No.53523198

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>535243895 (OP)
HERTA LOVES CAELUS
C&C

Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit

>>535244062
OOC

>>535243895 (OP)
Nice fucked up OP retard

>>535244105
Seething pag

Cyrene's banner will last for the entirety of her release patch.

BASED op.

>Traces maxed
>LC fully leveled
I dont see how 3600 atk is possible.

>have invested teams
>dont have anything that would for a third one
welp, im already filtered from the new game lmao

Dripped out to the nines FUARK

Hyacine: I love men from Nod-Krai.

>>535244373
kafka boost

Fitting OP for this shit general

>never ever roll X.0 bricks she's shit!
>bends the game over backwards for almost a year

>t-they're making single target fights any day now!
>...

>uh...LYGUS made her JOB (jobbing = talking apparently)

why does this one character make trannies seethe nonstop?

>Caelus will use his semen to make Cyrene real
Deep....

nice op hertabro

Wifestorice

>Herta's negotiating strategy is unironically 'il tell mommy polka :('
lmao

>Unironically posting on the vandalized thread
/hsrg/ is the most braindead general

>>535244373
E0S1?

Jobta is not beating the fraud allegations.

>>535244486
Hertaschizo mindbroke this general.

Based retard Hertapag fucking up the OP

[Sad news]
ZZZ keeps flopping

Evernight was made for my account specifically.

Someone create a real thread

retard here. how did the stellaron got sealed when it tried to explode? I thought it was a powerful object that only Herta sealed? How did Welt even suppressed it? I don't understand, if it's powerful, then why did hitting the Trailblazer with a cane suppressed it.

>Pag OOC OP
>Droves of straggot paggies out of nowhere
>Its morning in manila
Not so subtle attempt at derailing

>>535244625
>super hyped hsr patch with tons of new fate players can barely beat a filler zzz patch

was that supposed to make hsr look good?

>>535244667
Welt put it back inside of us because lorewise he is the strongest human in the universe (you wouldn't know it from his kit).

Wives

>>535244690
Maybe next thread will be better.

how BAD is DoT without kafka actually?

>>535244625
Sad? Subjective.
News? Hardly.

>>535244639
Why only E3 Cas? E6 is great tho

>>535244373
your kafka gives 75% attack buff

>m.jpg
Bruh

>>535244838
there's no dot without kafka

>You're not MARCH 7TH
>MARCH 7TH IS A RETARD
What the fuck is his problem???

Its funny. Whenever I made fucked up threads for other gacha generals someone would make a new one and this would be deleted
But here you guys are actually posting in it

>>535244782
>with tons of new fate players
They all left after they realized how garbagethe collab was lmao

11 days in a row as top #1 btw

Wives of Caelus

>>535244667
The AE has developed their own means to suppress them since they disrupt space travel and AE is big on space travel.

Kot love!

>>535244904
Dan likes his girls almost retarded

>>535243895 (OP)
the fuck is this

>>535244373
>>535244868
nvm it's even better

>>535244838
Legitimately unusable. Like it might as well not exist.

>>535244667
You know nothing of the weight behind this power

>>535244667
Welt can seal off the sea of quanta aka basically a creature/place above Aeons, so suppressing a Stellaron is easy shit to him

>>535244861
Got a random double trying to get Gallagher copies.

Non-vandalized thread
>>535245229
>>535245229
>>535245229

Herta loves Caelus

sometimes I wonder why other generals don't make fun of you guys for shit like
>>535243895 (OP)

>straggot
Holy shit, literal genshit Xitter infestation. Who besides mentally ill homos and troons uses straggot as an insult? How is being straight an insult?

>>535244373
I don't think you need that much speed

>>535245250
You lost

>>535245081
Just a mentally disabled cuckshit spammer who rushed to make the OP

>deleted
based

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (84)

>>535245250
>(Dead)
This is why we don't use non-vandalized threads

>>535245250
we're all in here

>>535245372
>>535245372
>>535245372

>>535243895 (OP)
nice to see my post up there

>immediately deleted
>>535244905
That's why.

>>535245236
Lucky you

JANNY GODS

>>535245250
this is what weve fallen too

>>535245371
Pretty sure Yuripags are the cuckfags since Yuri is a gateway to cuckshit.

i really hope black swan gets buffed

Hysilens loves Caelus and vowed to be his blade and girlfriend

>>535244905
>admitting to trolling
You have no right

>>535245250
Uh oh melty incoming!

>enabling mentally ill shitposting OPs
good job, janny.

>404 not found
herta x caelus confirmed c&c

>>535243895 (OP)
hello subhuman cuckfag

>>535244295
just her release patch? we can bring it further, make it straight up permanent, everyone deserves their E6 canon pink wife elf jesus

time to twirl!

Wifestorice

>>535245581
im a sparkle fag btw

we love Miss Sparkle here

>>535245601
Janny loves the cuckshit and probably made this thread

>>535245653
kururin

>>535245610
Very C&C!

So what the fuck does thereos or whatever mean?

When are they buffing firefly

>giving this much shit about how a thread is made
I can't believe I post with you retards

>>535245689
We love her a lot!

>>535245664
Wife!

>>535245832
4.0

Jingliugods, give me teammate ideas (Tribbie is busy and Sparkle is too)

Do the characters dissappear from the map after I finish the event? I don't want, I can handle the less jade

>>535245832
lol

>>535245983
Cipher and Sunday

>this is what Mihoyo used to be like
Cringe, glad they stopped doing this shit

>>535245987
You have AIDS

>>535245832
4.X when they focuses on Break and ST/Hunt again.

>>535245830
a sacred envoy, observer, or delegate sent to represent a city-state at religious festivals and public games

>>535245857
Can't believe I'm actually agreeing with the frog poster for once

Wife!

>>535246052
You have AIDS

>>535246052
Is amazing how much money changes people

>>535246197
Us normalchads stopped Mihoyo from being a incel pedo company

Hotaru rabu

>>535246052
kuro(tencent) would never

why does castorice look so ugly in game

My husband next cycle

>>535246114
Welt and Sunday was fun with how much they were being sarcastic with Herta

>>535246074
>observer
So a cuckold?

>>535245453
Ok, you reposted. That is my cue. Happy Yurifag dead month!

Cuterice

>>535246359
We need more Herta/Screwllum/Welt/Sunday scenes and less Chrysos Heirs slop

>>535246052
I'm so fucking glad Genshin changed Mihoyo

>we need more Sunday
No

>>535246526
>I am so glad the company became a soulless husk
Glad that Honkai star rail is fixing this considering that this is their passion project

>>535246526
>goes from normie coded BOTWslop to waifu ass zzz
you did nothing

>We need more Sunday.
Yes.

>>535246052
All sovl is now gone...

Couple

>we need more Sunday
We all agree

>>535246640
>company is soulful when [Literal pedophilia]
(you)

this thread needs to heal
post some cunny to help speed up the process

What are you mad for being called a straggot, straggot?
Face it: The gay community RUNS the backbone of Hoyoverse online, your strag chamber on /vg/ is nothing compared to the endless artworks and fan mde content by gays and queers that still keep this kusoge company afloat

>>535246526
Im glad that the first game they aimed at the west(zzz) made them flop and crippled them kek
Should have stay china-japan only

>>535246746
they are not children you inbred retard

>>535246746
It's time to take your meds and rest. I'm sure you'll heal eventually. Tonight's prayers go to you.

>>535246820
They're drawings of children

What triggered the spamming pag this time?

>>535246778
no one is mad at you taking cocks where you shoudn't and having to wear a diaper because of it, most people find it funny

What happened to the hype?

>>535246640
>honkshart calling anything soulless

Is herta removing it?

I like Cerydra

>Manami wishes he was Elysia
Why are so many Elysiafags troons?

>>535247049
We know, Hysilens

>>535245907
love this wife

Why am I seeing more rice posts latel? Is this the ricecord raid?

>>535246052
one day we'll go back to our true roots, I'm sure of it

>>535246495
wife

>>535246820
>coping

>>535247118
OOC

>>535246359
>>535246503
>be super genius
>forgets the most basic
>to lock the door
I raughed.

>>535247096
Elysia is AGP core

>>535247146
her resident pag is spamming off CD

>>535247149
It's okay. We just need a few more characters to not meet expectations.

My blade
My wife

i don't find hysilens attractive

How good is E0S0 Silver Sex?

>>535247024
1 year of development holy kek.

>>535246778
Why are you calling me names?

>>535246459
Kino Yurifag dead. Hope they do more of this.

>>535247239
electric locks, station was powered down

>>535247305
True, Aglaea is much more pleasing.

>>535247305
We know you are gay

>>535247301
Stelle is so lucky

>>535247245
you are valid sister

>>535247275
What prompted him to do it tho

>>535247336
So wife

>>535247239
>jobbing to door locks
Jobta...

>>535247301
>>535247336
>market her as a dyke
>make her 4u in game
>flops
Why do they keep doing it???

>>535247336
>uses her TRUE name instead of the fake one with you

>>535247386
This counts for Caelus btw

>>535247453
nothing, he just spams to keep castorice relevant in the threads

>>535245202
>>535244807
Is Welt still canonically a Herrscher? How powerful is he compared to Aeons?

so why did they make the last exodia piece to a team full of hags a maid?

Why are pags and yurifags fighting over Hysilens? You will probably forget about her in one month

You don't have to have a melty about Wiferice every time Xis

>>535246459
Are you guys trying to gaslight people who don't play the game by conveniently ignoring all that happens after?

>>535247590
Fofo and Ruan Mei are not hags

>>535246459
Now play the patch until the very end

Hopefully I wake up as Aglaea next morning and forever onwards

>>535247652
self-insert pags are desperate. They know deep down that Hysilens is yuri

>>535247489
She didn't, and more importantly she would have done 10× worse had they Yurifagged her. Yurifags can't keep their own games alive, and whatever character they attach to dies in popularity. Yurifags circlejerk their yuri characters but they are godly mightly unpopular if waifufags don't like them.

>>535247712
Ruan Mei is not part of the team anymore and Fofo was a mistake

>>535247586
I want a new Smelle

>>535247590
They had to make a hot dot girl

>>535247765
>she didn't
She flopped. Like the rest of Amphoreus

c&c

>>535246778
There is no universe where Hyacine is gay

I like both self-inserting and yuri

Stay mad yurikeks

>>535247740
>>535247652
All that happens afterward doesn't change the fact that Hysilens moves on from being Cerydras subject and becomes your blade Oh, and let us not ignore that she uses her REAL NAME with you to name herself your blade, rather then her fake one. You lost pag.

>>535246459
wow I had no idea hysilens was (you) bait

I missed the yuripag vs waifupag wars... Amphoreus needed this to complete the Exodia

>>535247586
I don't know if he's still one since he gave up his core to Bronya but at the very least he still has all his powers from when he became a Herrscher.

>>535248082
We already had them between Cyrenepags and Cyrenedykes

>>535248030
no you don't idort

>>535248015
Why does every amorpheus character talk like this
It's seriously off putting

>>535247586
He's still one, but doesn't have much power because he doesn't have Honkai energy. Sure he can probably seal one if the Aeon decided to fuck off to the Sea of Quanta, but he's too weak, below Emanator or even worse

>>535248120
Bronya gave back the core.

>>535248024
You're right. She's canonically for /ourbro/ Dannie

>>535248208
They're AI generated nonsense, anon.

>>535247765
Gwo she's doing worse than fucking cipher...

Wife

>>535247586
I want E2S1 Evernight

>>535248234
I might've missed that scene.

will cerydra be the furina of hsr?

>>535248082
It's not even a fight. After the TB trailer, Yuripags have been getting analy fisted repeatedly. They've been banking on Cerydra and Hysilens, only to eat an entire trailer with you and Hysilens on a date from her PV. Then the patch just makes it even harder.

>>535248082
It's a waifupag victory this time around. Will Edo Star give yuripags a win? Find out next time on pag wars.

>>535248120
Bronya gave the reason core after she got her own core aka the truth core

Post your fish

>>535248030
agp CUTIE

>Here, drink this so that you can see Lygus
>HOLY SHIT WIFE!!
Why are paggies like this?

>>535248237
It's Daniel or Anaxa, but Caelus is Mr. Steal your girl.

>>535247586
this Welt glazing needs to stop
Unless he can shatter a dimension, he ain't shit

New harem member

>>535247024
This did this again with Hysilens' ocean looool

>>535247317
anyone?

>>535248460
It was a cup she just drank from, to be fair.
Also you're a tranny so you wouldn't get it.

Aren’t Hysilens and Cerydra both really valuable if there’s gonna be three game modes soon?

>>535248519
C&C

>>535248338
but her trailer is yurikino?

>>535248636
fuck no

Hopefully Hysilens flopping makes them realize that they shouldn't pagbait a yuri character ever

Pags are subhuman
Yuri is a white mans sexuality

Getting Ever for my Rice

>yuribaited with Stelle (trailer makes her the canon TB for Hysilens)
>yuribaited with Cerydra
>yuribaited with Aglaea
Hysilens is the most sapphic character in HSR

https://sr.yatta.moe/en/archive/book/585/whispers-from-the-deep
(must-read letter that Aglaea wrote to Hysilens)

>>535248545
but he literally does and then rebuilds it to just kill a tentacle nigga

>>535247736
C&C

>>535248636
There's nothing inherently more or less valuable to them compared to any other character, it still entirely depends on what fucking character you've already rolled for. Hysilens is for DoT, Cerydra is a Phainon/Anaxa/Archer slave. I'd say it's generalists like Cipher who are gonna be more important when the new mode drops.

>>535248636
Cerydra’s stocks explode moment a new DPS that spams skills gets released

>>535248909
everyone agrees

Phaidei rabu

>>535248805
BUILT FOR STELLE

>>535249062
Uhhhhhhhhh didn't we just uhhhhhhh........

>>535248619
Brick. Needs E1 at least

BRO I DONT CARE ABOUT THESE RANDOM AS FUCK NPCS FUCK OFF

>>535248628
I share drinks with female friends constantly at parties. You're lonely virgin pag so you wouldn't get it.

>>535249197
Things that never happened, or will never happen.

sisters when are they adding Silver WHORE to the selector shop

>>535249091
You are trans

>>535249098
... superior version Caelus

>>535249189
>Seneca
>female
who's the fucking retard that assigned these names

>>535249145
A female DPS*

>>535248909
Trvke. Why can't Caeluspags be happy with their canon used goods wife Pagrene?

>>535249062
>that spams skills gets released
Not really, she wants a DPS like Phainon that has a very strong one he can't spam. She's not that good with Anaxa.

>>535247586
People will look at this and say wife and not mean it

Feels good knowing all shitposters jumped ship and only true Fireflybros still post her

>>535249520
Pagfly

Seneca was a richfag larper anyways and his writings suck

They knew Hysilens would flop so they gave her last minute (You) bait so they could go to the execs and tell them "see waifu bait characters flop we need more transbians and homos!!!"

Really sorrowful news
ZZZ keeps flopping and in 2 days they will fall outside the top 200

>>535249320
Never. Take your chance to spend money for her.

>>535249396
It's just her name, she isn't supposed to be a stand-in for the real Seneca.

>>535249589
Seneca was one of the first people in history that spoke up against slavery so he'll forever remain a pretty cool guy to me

If we go 1 thread without zzz I will post pussy

>>535247586
evernight for me

Will the Chinese throw a big enough melty for them to give March 9th some flexibility in the beta or is she a lost cause already?

>Hysilens gets most of the shitposting
>Cerydra flys under the radar

What did /hsrg/ mean by this?

>>535249480
Cerydra sex

>>535249785
They all have Castorice so there is no issue

>>535249707
He owned slaves thougheverbeitmaychanceperhaps

>>535249825
calm down, hysilens

>>535249707
There is literally nothing wrong with slavery doe?

>>535249150
my plan was to run pure supportwolf, so maybe?

>>535249771
Thanks for reminding me the cloaca from that tingyun shitposter

>>535249894
Once my reign begins you'll be singing a very different tune.

>>535249607
>so they could go to the execs and tell them "see waifu bait characters flop we need more transbians and homos!!!"

Explain Firefly, Castorice, Marth 7th and Cyrene then

>>535247036
she FEARS polka but still keep her portrait

>>535249894
Hanabi would say this.

The (You) bait in question: She holds your hand

>>535250097
I hate siggers but I'd probably hate suck his cock desu

>>535249968
>Not using eagle + tutorial
I mean, if you want to ult every 3rd business day

Why are dykes in yuri different looking than real life lesbians couples?
The beauty standard seems completely different, all the dykes I see IRL tend to have stocky body types, short hair, etc. But most of the yuri characters look like have slim builds and medium-long hair.
Most yaoi character in BL shite will actually look like how faggots look in real life so I don't understand why yuri is so unrealistic

>>535249771
Never gonna happen
There is one mentally ill trannoid who ruined his life to repost those sales charts on 4 chan every minute he's awake
I dare not to imagine how fucked up and ugly he must look to be doing this out of all the things he could possibly do with his free will

>>535249995
Only Firefly didn't flop thougheverbeit

>>535249798
Dunno, initially i only got her for my DOTbricks but i liked her role in the story minus the way her backstory was placed in the story; also her model looks cuter than the 2D render.

>>535249431
>She's not that good with Anaxa.
>already proved to be his BIS

Hotaru rabu

>>535250405
was he having withdrawal symptoms when 4chan was down for 2 weeks and his low effort spam was getting deleted from amphoreus?

>>535248237
Dan CULTIVATED himself and rejected hyapink

Every time I finish an adventure or companion mission another one pops up aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>535249520
the less i see her the better
a shame she's coming back in 3.8

>Hsrg roastoid pussy
no thanks

Praying Hyacine doesn't run with March
I need her cone, it's stupid how that cone alone is equivalent to half a support character's kit

>>535249091
Pagluspags don't realise that the planet is written with Stelle in mind anyway so they're tilting at windmills and just spamming cuckshit for literally no reason.

>>535250237
All in

>>535248237
I'm not shitposting when I say this but I have yet to see Dan Heng x Hyacine art. All I've seen so far is her with Anaxa and with either TB

>>535250696
Luna said she is not reruning in 3.6 some weeks ago

My immersion dropped from 100 to 0 when they transition from the heirs' 1000 years relay to a sudden Hysilens backstory, narrated by Lygus no less. What the FUCK were they thinking?

Unless Evernight get's a substantial buff, I'll skip her for Cyrene.

>>535250330
tutorial is enough

>>535250125
The ship bait in question: They both appear in the game's viewport

>>535250771
Like a unicorn- it's a myth.

>playable Bartholos leaked
based

You wake up looking like Sparkle
Wyd?

>>535250630
She's a stellaron hunter, she will show up until EoS. You better drop the game now if you don't want to see her

>>535250750
little peacock

>>535250808
That's the consequence of getting rid of dedicated character quests
They are now hamfistedly inserted into the main story instead

>>535250881
>Bartholos Shoot-Em Up
My KING

>>535250405
just because you're evil doesn't mean you're ugly

>>535250885
Have sex with everyone

If I had to rewrite Amphorous, I would have included Cerydra and Hyselin from the start and have Cerydra be the main antagonist for the starting patches. She's just such a ruthless and evil character who would have made good opposition to the TB and Dan, actually being cruel enough to have them killed for going against her orders.

>>535250885
>Wyd?
I would round up all the /hsrg/ posters and have them take turns on me until I pass out from exhaustion

genuinely what does shield dan even do outside of shielding
they really made yet another preservation brick

just finished skipping the cooking event. that shit fucking sucked.

just curious, but whats the estimated release date for Cyrene? I'm gonna go sleep in the cryochamber until she drops.

>>535250808
Pls clap at the nod to Final Fantasy 15's Noctis time skip.

>>535251157
shields more and does more damage than aventurine and gives 600ish attack to someone

>>535250885
Go back to sleep so I can wake up as myself again. I don't want to be a woman. I like being me.

I NEED to find the music from this cutscene
https://youtu.be/_CtmE1QNOUE?si=JQPD4kVCSWuDrYau&t=645
It's really similar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07KlOPZhd9o but the pace is way quicker.

>>535250896
it's ok i'm a big boy, i can handle it

>>535251216
November for Elysia's birthday

>>535251157
Give some atk, a little damage percent with his cone, and 2 FUAs with the dragon when he ults that deal the same kind of damage as the bondmate.
Also team cleanse
He's okay, not amazing.

>>535250885
fresh semen bath

ML status?

>>535251084
This so much this

Does revelry stack? Both BS and Hylisens want it

>>535251157
what a funny path

>>535250967
It's so badly executed too, and placing it next to one of the best cut scenes in the quest is certainly a choice.

This reminds me of a Youtube sponsor break actually. The tone change is just that abrupt.

>>535251384
It's over for ML, it's clear to everyone that the only thing that can sell in HSR is meta.

>ML status?
>>>/vmg/

c&c

>>535251384
Off the charts. Dawei is desperate

>>535251425
>Dan3 surrounded by DoTsluts for his ATKboost
no no no no no...

>>535251425
It would say if it doesn't stack but I'm pretty sure it's just increasing the DoT damage of the wearer.

>>535251337
It's on nov 11th
We would need 3.6 to be 7 weeks long for that

Stay here and listen…

>>535251384
Mydei love so true

>>535251131
Fuark, Bvllus got so much aura

>>535250808
It happened before, this companion quest shoehorn, but it never felt this bad. Feels like a lot of this quest was either unfinished or very sloppily rewritten, and they didn't know how to properly incorporate that shit. Shame, since I enjoyed this patch the most out of the other Amphoreus ones, right up until they started to do that shit.

>>535250885
I would board the Astral Express and become a Nameless after Irontomb and Asat Pramad annihilated Edo Star.

OOOOO KAFKACITA NOW YOU'RE RINGING MY BELL

Eternal sleep is not the end

>>535251157
some damage, buffs, FuA and gives anyone a summon

>>535243895 (OP)
Nice OP retards

>>535251757
notice how much shittier the threads are without the lava chicken xis...

DoT being eternally shackled to Kafka is so wack

>>535251251
I didn't even think about it like that but now that you mention it, I will indeed clap.

>>535250885
masturbate

then masturbate more

Phainon: I injected my AIDS into Mydei

>>535251853
based lava chicken poster isn't a tourist and knows that shitpost OPs should be ignored

>>535250330
>>535250842
forget it, I'll just funnel my funds into Cyrene and let Hanya take the wheel

>>535243895 (OP)
RETARD

>>535249396
Im glad im mot the only one who got pissed off. These fucking retards are so dumb.

>>535251748
Amphoreus 2nd half apparently got major rewrites so this is probably just going to get more visible in the remaining patches

>>535251880
Releasing a new DoT team before Kafka got a complete one would be worse

Is Cerydra brick without Phainon?

>>535251925
He did say that

>>535250885
Open an OnlyFans

>>535249589
He was literally the richest man in the empire you retard. Until he fell put of favour

>>535251316
doesn't seem to be available separately anywhere

now you remember acheron

>>535251925
simulation has no need for AIDS

https://poal.me/4lb1o3
https://poal.me/4lb1o3
https://poal.me/4lb1o3

>>535252128
Yeah, it's clearly rewritten now that I think about it. The fact that it's been now two patches in a row with ~4 hours of MSQ instead of the earlier ~7 is definitely a sign. That's probably why it feels like that - they cut a lot of stuff out and didn't know how to properly arrange what was left.

>>535251621
Thanks bro
>>535251609
Theres no way he works with dot. He gives all of 500 attack

>>535252265
Malware?

>>535251294
Based

>>535252237
Ah damn, still thanks for looking into it.

>>535252279
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOMOS PLEASE LET MARCH BE FREE

>>535252265
lygus kept it in because gay sex is Destruction coded

>>535252368
You want March to have a garbage useless shit kit?

>>535252312
this patch was 6 hours. it's about the same as before.

>man fuck this shit, everything I do and discover is literally a second fiddle to some machine
I kinda agree with Lygus ngl
What point is there if everything has been discovered and perfected long before I was born?
Why even bother growing and learning?
What's the point of knowledge that's already been discovered?

>>535252368
are you retarded? surely you do realize free = shit, right? and March is first half so there's literally a 0% chance of her being free lol

>>535252503
that's why we RETARDMAXX in this thread.

amphoreus slop = skip. simple ass

>>535252480
Really? To me it felt way shorter than that. Still, I will keep believing that the pacing took a hit as a result of cutting stuff from the quest.

>>535252312
>>535252480
There's no way it takes you guys 6+ hours to play through these story patches. It takes me two to three hours tops, and that's without skipping a single line of dialogue and talking to all or most NPCs before moving on.

>>535252368
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOMOS
Literally why he is free
Also seethe. DanGODs keep winning in life

>>535251316
This? I just found it randomly I don't even know which one you were looking for lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjYXz6dQ9WM

>>535252687
You skip the voice acting

>Free = Shit
Archer and Ratio were pretty good though?
I mean Ratio had fallen off but Archer is fucking cracked

>>535252617
>Didnt skip tribbie
You NEED her

>>535252774
No, I don't.

>>535252503
he ain't wrong

>>535252617
but Cassie is wife...

>(you)
0

>>535252660
i'm just using YT walkthroughs as a benchmark assuming they run at a similar pace.
(roughly) 3.0 was 8 hours, 3.1 = 7, 3.2 = 8, 3.3 = 7, 3.4 = 5 and a half, and 3.5 = 6
to me it felt like they just didn't want to loiter around in the cycle too much, especially when even the characters themselves knew what was actually going on this time around

Based

>>535252368
>not getting both anyway

>>535252885
Yes, you do. Search for the quest on youtube. It takes around 7 hours if you actually listen to every line without skipping

>>535252503
>>535252886
The slaughter of all life in the universe doesn't justify a melty like this. If he's so upset about how his life is he should just kill himself.

I still don't understand what happened at the end of the Nikador fight where there's giant laser beams going everywhere and then Aglaea says "now" and then the dawn device does something and Nikador turns into cheese

>>535252959
Now post the scenes after this

>>535252989
It doesn't take me nearly that long and I listen to everything. I don't know what else to tell you.

>>535253041
You are one the reasons the story is dogshit

I read faster than the vas talk. I only listen to characters i like or important scenes

>>535253145
You mean Cerydra wingmanning? I finished the scene sister. There is no Yur8 here. It just reafirms her (you) status.

>>535252834
Redman is a dogshit overhyped meme

Cerydra had sex with me
She then invited Hysilens and we had a threesome

Ok but is Cerydra for (You)?

>>535253213
>I read faster than the vas talk
same but I play the game for the JP voice actors. I can't skip

It's a date, Polemos600

>>535252687
It takes even longer than 6 hours for me close to 8 hours. I always let the voice acting finishes the dialogue. I also like to make sure I understand everything so there's a bit of a back-read from time to time, especially during important lore drop.

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:30:26 No.535252975▶
>>535252368
>not getting both anyway
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:30:30 No.535252989▶>>535253186
>>535252885
Yes, you do. Search for the quest on youtube. It takes around 7 hours if you actually listen to every line without skipping
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:30:55 No.535253023▶
>>535252503
>>535252886
The slaughter of all life in the universe doesn't justify a melty like this. If he's so upset about how his life is he should just kill himself.
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:31:12 No.535253041▶>>535253198
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I still don't understand what happened at the end of the Nikador fight where there's giant laser beams going everywhere and then Aglaea says "now" and then the dawn device does something and Nikador turns into cheese
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:32:12 No.535253145▶
>>535252959
Now post the scenes after this
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:32:36 No.535253186▶
>>535252989
It doesn't take me nearly that long and I listen to everything. I don't know what else to tell you.
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:32:43 No.535253198▶
>>535253041
You are one the reasons the story is dogshit
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:32:53 No.535253213▶
I read faster than the vas talk. I only listen to characters i like or important scenes

uh ohhhh

haven't played in a while and trying to build the new dot qt
can anyone do her weekly boss for traces somewhat fast? fucker took me like 15 minutes to kill once...

ACK!

>>535253295
now post their scenes after this

Calm down, Lygus

What was that?

>ack is showing us his final form
Bugged

>jp va
Ewwww

>>535253198
Maybe I should clarify I'm not a writer for the game, I'm just a player

>
Anony75▶the dialogue. I also like to make sure I understand everything so there's a bit of a back-read from time to time, especially during important lore drop.
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:34:42 No.535253378▶
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:30:26 No.535252975▶
>>535252368
>not getting both anyway
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:30:30 No.535252989▶>>535253186
>>535252885
Yes, you do. Search for the quest on youtube. It takes around 7 hours if you actually listen to every line without skipping
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:30:55 No.535253023▶
>>535252503
>>535252886
The slaughter of all life in the universe doesn't justify a melty like this. If he's so upset about how his life is he should just kill himself.
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:31:12 No.535253041▶>>535253198
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I still don't understand what happened at the end of the Nikador fight where there's giant laser beams going everywhere and then Aglaea says "now" and then the dawn device does something and Nikador turns into cheese
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:32:12 No.535253145▶
>>535252959
Now post the scenes after this
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:32:36 No.535253186▶
>>535252989
It doesn't take me nearly that long and I listen to everything. I don't know what else to tell you.
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:32:43 No.535253198▶
>>535253041
You are one the reasons the story is dogshit
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:32:53 No.535253213▶
I read faster than the vas talk. I only listen to characters i like or important scenes
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:35:07 No.535253417▶
uh ohhhh
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:35:08 No.535253421▶
haven't played in a while and trying to build the new dot qt
can anyone do her weekly boss for traces somewhat fast? fucker took me like 15 minutes to kill once...
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:35:47 No.535253475▶
ACK!

>>535252331
500 atk you don't need is more SPD substats!

>>535253421
Takes me like 4 minutes per run. No clue why that boss is a million times tankier than everything else in the game

>>535252214
I said that, he was a richfag

>>535253606
the reading capabilities show it too

>>535253516
See>>535253295
>I finished the scene sister. There is no Yur8 here. It just reafirms her (you) status.
I finished it. There is no Yuribait there. If you think there is, post it yourself and let everyone laugh at you. I wonder what Yuri was hidden that I missing.

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:37:18 No.535253624▶
>>535252331
500 atk you don't need is more SPD substats!
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:37:19 No.535253627▶
>>535253421
Takes me like 4 minutes per run. No clue why that boss is a million times tankier than everything else in the gam
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:35:47 No.535253475▶
ACK!
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:36:05 No.535253516▶
>>535253295
now post their scenes after this
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:36:11 No.535253520▶
Calm down, Lygus
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:36:31 No.535253547▶
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What was that?
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:36:58 No.535253589▶
>ack is showing us his final form
Bugged
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:37:03 No.535253595▶
>jp va
Ewwww
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>>535253198
Maybe I should clarify I'm not a writer for the game, I'm just a play

This retarded genius is single handedly carrying this entire dogshit planet.

>>535253771
Aeon puppet

>>535253421
depends on the team you're using. superbreak is really bad against it(fast and frequent locks) but my e2 castorice can do it in less than 3 mins.

uh oh Lygus melty

Is he okay?

HOLY SHIT A HIPPO FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>535253741
that I missed*

Uhhh

This is the lamest melty because there is no images or text attached, just a retard spamming others replies

So this is the black tide

THE SIMULATION IS BREAKING DOWN
>>535250845
POW!!!!! shipcucks do be like that

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:38:55 No.535253771▶>>535253818
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This retarded genius is single handedly carrying this entire dogshit planet.
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:39:27 No.535253818▶
>>535253771
Aeon puppet
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:39:38 No.535253838▶
>>535253421
depends on the team you're using. superbreak is really bad against it(fast and frequent locks) but my e2 castorice can do it in less than 3 mins.
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:39:59 No.535253863▶
uh oh Lygus melty
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:37:18 No.535253624▶
>>535252331
500 atk you don't need is more SPD substats!
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:37:19 No.535253627▶
>>535253421
Takes me like 4 minutes per run. No clue why that boss is a million times tankier than everything else in the game
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:38:08 No.535253701▶
>>535252214
I said that, he was a richfag
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:38:12 No.535253708▶
>>535253606
the reading capabilities show it too

What would it take for /hsrg/ to roll a DoT character?

finna paypig

>>535252128
>>535251748
Its because Amphoreus was never meant to be a year long story. They basically fluffed up the finale by 3 patches because the story and the character's arc are pretty much done at this point.

>>535254019
I already did 2 days ago

>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:38:55 No.535253771▶>>535253818 >>535253961
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This retarded genius is single handedly carrying this entire dogshit planet.
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:39:27 No.535253818▶>>535253961
>>535253771
Aeon puppet
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:39:38 No.535253838▶
>>535253421
depends on the team you're using. superbreak is really bad against it(fast and frequent locks) but my e2 castorice can do it in less than 3 mins.
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:39:59 No.535253863▶
uh oh Lygus melty
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:40:09 No.535253881▶
Is he okay?
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:40:11 No.535253885▶
HOLY SHIT A HIPPO FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:40:15 No.535253886▶
>>535253741
that I missed*
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:40:16 No.535253892▶
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Uhhh
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:40:27 No.535253913▶
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This is the lamest melty because there is no images or text attached, just a retard spamming others replies
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:40:42 No.535253937▶
So this is the black tide
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:40:44 No.535253940▶
THE SIMULATION IS BREAKING DOWN
>>535250845
POW!!!!! shipcucks do be like that

MADAM HERTA SAVE ME

>>535254036
nigga the main thing they said in the 3.0 reveal stream was that the entire point is to make it a year-round story

>>535254019
buff swan and release an actual support
>BUT
making dot not dot is not dot support

>>535254019
i rolled for every DoT character including Jiaoqiu

uh oh someone is mad

Am I supposed to care for Cerydra when they show her dying in the lake saying she's going to give an ocean to Hysilens? because if I'm supposed to give a fuck about this tyrannical bitch they completely failed, she's so unlikeable that I liked this NPC who kept bashing her for making soldiers die in the front lines for no reason way more than her, they should have just made Seneca playable and I would have liked it more

just filter this symbol: ▶

Herta and Screwllum rolled back the extrapolation of /hsrg/ to 96.7%

>>535248015
Made for each other

Nice thread retards

Evernight did this

That's it. Just like that. Closer and closer to the perfect specimen. Initiate the further baiting program.
Enhance the rage. Embrace it. Spam even more, you know you want to.

— jing yuan x afab! succubus! reader
the mara-struck, the ambrosial arbor— the legends drift to outsiders once they set foot on the xianzhou luofu. almost everything is possible in this setting, it was natural for devils who feed on sins to exist along with these species, and so you descend into the ship undercover, looking for a particular victim.

your interest was piqued by a distinct foxian lady whose ears are tall and in tan color, especially the notable, fluffy tail wagging just behind her. she has a little wooden table set in front of her and atop the birch surface are multiple pictures of a silver long haired male, smile as cunning yet blithe at the same time. the most notable feature however is the angel mark just below his left eye, followed by his long onyx lashes framing his aureate irises.

from the clothing he dons, it was clear-cut he's someone of a high ranking. you were not to be underestimated now that you're running low on your fill, so you opted for unconventional methods: by buying intel about the person and immediately found almost everything the luofu general does. a small price to pay for your deprivation.

apparently his name is jing yuan. it rolls off your long tongue smoothly. his charisma, his aura and his name: he's a perfect target. your adrenaline levels spike as you envision what you'll do to him once you lay your hands on the male, dozen scenarios flashing from one to another.

at present with a remarkable entrance, you finally emerge out from the shadows and make an appearance for your victim. although jing yuan's eyes are heavy lidded as he was a second apart from completely dozing off, he manages to brandish his weapon in an instant, hoisting it at your figure. the indolence he displayed from earlier immediately dissipates into thin air, his masculine voice cuts through the thick ice of tension lingering in the vicinity.

>>535253421
Reasonably trivial with my Yunli Jade Luochud Robin team on auto
Took a bit of time and pretty shit builds all around but 6-7 minutes isn't the end of the world for something I'm not paying attention to.
I think RMC is better there but the AI isn't smart enough to put the buff on Yunli AND Jade

Is this what autism looks like

>>535253913
Yeah it's way better when there's BBC porn involved

>>535254609
this but unironically

>>535248015
>>535254341
Love to see it how accurate it is. (You) pandering is just direct and obvious, while your yuribait is all indirect and hidden in words and coding.

"you finally showed yourself. i've been waiting since earlier." it was just 10 words but he exceeds your expectations. never have your presence been sensed by anybody as that is one of your skills, to be able to conceal yourself and your true identity. jing yuan isn't to be taken too lightly, it appears. but no matter how he was able to anticipate your arrival, he still fell prey on your yearning hands.

he suddenly grunts in struggle as his limbs get pinned down on the sculpted, hazel chair before him. jing yuan loses control of his own body and you continue to stride towards him, a lecherous smile carved on your lips. "general jing yuan . . you're quite an attractive man." you whisper as you lean closer to his face, your hot breath ghosts a caress on the very shell of his ear.

the general was addled at first, trying his best to discern what kind of creature you really are. "you look confused, i'll grant you the privilege of knowing what i am." your words were honeyed as your eyes lock a wary gaze with his golden hues. "i'm just a demon who feeds on people . . the sin of lust particularly, and i'm here to claim your life once i successfully do so."

forcing a kiss on his sultry lips, your fingers grab a hold of his chin, making sure to deepen further your tongue in— making you feel more tantalized than before. jing yuan's brows furrow, continuing to struggle to break free from the curse you laid upon him. quickly breaking the seal of the kiss, you couldn't help but chuckle, "you taste so delicious general! i wonder if it's the same down here."

jing yuan glances at where your other clawed hand trails, his vision landing on his erection, all exposed from how you swiftly ripped his pants open. slowly gliding your digits against his prominent veins of a reddish tan mixed of violet shades, you merit yourself with the general's grunts of arousal as he closes his eyes shut.

>>535254668
Based, Stelle is the cutest!

>>535254632
3.7 is supposed to start on Nov 7
but you Shaoji and his waifu mafia will force Dawei to push it back to the 11th

I got a condo in Manhattan
Baby girl, what's happenin'? (What's happenin'?)
You and your ass invited
So go on and get to clappin' (clap)
Go pop it for a player, pop-pop it for me
Turn around and drop it for a player (drop it)
Drop-drop it for me (drop it)
I'll rent a beach house in Miami ('ami)
Wake up with no jammies (nope)
Lobster tail for dinner (uh)
Julio, serve that scampi (Julio)
You got it if you want it, got, got it if you want it
Said, you got it if you want it, take my wallet if you want it, now

Jump in the Cadillac
(Girl, let's put some miles on it)
Anything you want
(Just to put a smile on it)
You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all
And I'm gonna give it to you

Gold jewelry shining so bright
Strawberry champagne on ice
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Sex by the fire at night
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

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>>535253421
Reasonably trivial with my Yunli Jade Luochud Robin team on auto
Took a bit of time and pretty shit builds all around but 6-7 minutes isn't the end of the world for something I'm not paying attention to.
I think RMC is better there but the AI isn't smart enough to put the buff on Yunli AND Jade
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:48:16 No.535254597▶
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Is this what autism looks like
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:48:29 No.535254609▶>>535254687
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>>535253913
Yeah it's way better when there's BBC porn involved
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>>535251216
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>>535254609
this but unironically
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>>535248015
>>535254341
Love to see it how accurate it is. (You) pandering is just direct and obvious, while your yuribait is all indirecwydatt and hidden i

Why did hoyo put 0 effort in salvaging amphoreus?
>Phainon
Clunky kit that won't last more than a few patches
>Cerydra
Brick, skip
>March
Needs 3 other bricks that won't get any new teammates ever again, does literally nothing by herself, and doesn't even work with new dan for express crew kino

Do they want this game to fail? What is their endgame?

>>535252886
you people are so easily mislead. Lygus could spin you a yarn about the benefits of eating your own feces and you'd nod along like little yes-men.

>my Imperator is dead
>my heart is dead
I-It's not Yuri, trust!!

>>535254632
YOU LIKE ELYSIA FOREVER

Why is this thread so incurably gay?

>>535254668
Imagine the smell

>>535254687
when she splits so wide I think I can get past that

>>535254691
Yuripags keep losing

>>535254841
>doesn't even work with new dan for express crew kino
This is the real travesty

Wait...do you even get to play as hysilens this patch? I'm like 4 hrs into the story...

>>535254910
rotten fish

>>535248015
>>535254341
>>535254854
Beautiful. They loved each other so much

>>535254843
>Pretending that he doesnt have a point
I bet you think AI isnt inherently a danger to humanity too

>>535254668
>fish hate cat
canon

>>535254841
they want (you) to roll shaoji's pink whore while he /watches/

Mods are asleep quick post naked honkai star rail girls

>>535254925
You'd think so, right?

hello is this the yuri game?

>>535255074
ENOUGH


ELYSIA WON'T GIVE ME THE OTOME DORI EXPERIENCE


ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m rolling EverMarch and using her as my carry and you can’t stop me

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:52:57 No.535255012▶
>>535254910
rotten fish
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:52:58 No.535255015▶
>>535248015
>>535254341
>>535254854
Beautiful. They loved each other so much
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:53:03 No.535255021▶
>>535254843
>Pretending that he doesnt have a point
I bet you think AI isnt inherently a danger to humanity too
>>
Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:53:35 No.535255065▶
>>535254668
>fish hate cat
canon
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>>535254841
they want (you) to roll shaoji's pink whore while he /watches/
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Mods are asleep quick post naked honkai star rail girls
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>>535254925
You'd think so, right?
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Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)20:54:17 No.535255120▶
hello is this the yuri game?

I going out for a smoke, Keep an eye on my Mem, NO LEWDNESS understand?

>>535255120
Nyo, it's Yaoi game

>>535254854
>yuritard can't even understand that not all bubbles belonged to Hysilens
>yuritard can't even understand Hysilens also says she loved the people in the same scene
I wonder what it will take for pags like this to understand that people can grow sad over the dead of another person of the same gender, without wanting to suck their vagina or penis.

>>535255021
he doesn't, he'a the only retarded seething about Nous being smarter than him, everyone else is fine with it because they pursue knowledge for the sake of pursuing knowledge like he claims it should be instead of getting led around by their egos

>>535255109
Robin says the N word many times every day using it to describe people of color

>>535254880
Hi3 has a bond system that goes from 1 heart to 4 hearts, all characters are indifferent at 1 heart and they like you at 4 hearts except Elysia, she likes you at 1 heart and you like her at 4 hearts.

I'd love to see the absolute state of this general if Cyrene and her patch comes down to pure (you)baiting. Threads are pretty mentally unstable as is, even more so over a literal who for some reason as of late, but if it was all about Cyrenesia...

>>535255230
Sure, I'll take care of her

>>535254139
Yes, it was a response to people complaining that Penacony was too short. Yet, it all fell apart in 3.0 (or earlier in 2.6) and they had make a post apologizing that the story was too long and tedious. It also doesn't help that people were demanding stuff like summer and CNY and not liking the ubw collab. The skip function is proof that they won't think about doing another year long story again.

Whats up Honkeks, ZZZ Player here, Thank you for funding our game!

I just fingered myself for the first time is it normal for the vagina to taste like lemons

>>535255315
Fake news, and she wouldn't say the s word either

where is replyschizo when you need him, he'd have a field day

be me
HERTAPAG
shitposter, banner-truther, OP abuser
drop "HERTA LOVES CAELUS C&C" in /hsrg/ thread
as expected, thread goes nuclear

be also me
PAGBRO
resident pag, lore autist, hates C&C
see HERTAPAG’s post
immediately reply "OOC"
rage boils like Kafka DoT tick on a frozen enemy
can’t let this stand

this is our fourth argument today
thread devolves into our usual back-and-forth:
– "your waifu is mid"
– "cope more"
– "jobbing isn’t character development"
– "you're literally from manila"
classic

start recognizing his filenames
he posts at weird hours, like he doesn't sleep
he knows my timezone
knows when I’ll reply
we’ve been doing this for months
thread to thread, post to post, like two enemies locked in eternal combat
…or a really toxic ship

ope harder, retard

535244295
you literally derailed the entire thread just to push your headcanon
touch grass

535244320
we should 1v1 this IRL
I'll bring the patch notes, you bring the tissues

535244372
imagine arguing over Herta of all characters
you need help

hours pass
thread hits bump limit
I’m still replying to him
he’s still replying to me
we both know we’re ignoring everyone else

but then
he posts this

535259469
You're insufferable
You make me want to close the tab every time.
But I don’t.
Because then I wouldn’t get to see your next retard take.

…huh?

my fingers freeze over my keyboard
re-read it
again
again

is this flirting?
is this hate?
is there a difference?

535259505
You're obsessed with me
Buy me dinner first before you go that deep into my catalog

535259541
What if I do?

what the fuck

535259578
I live in Queens.
Ramen place in Flushing. Booth seats.
They play Honkai PVs on a CRT.
You seem like a miso tonkotsu enjoyer.
Friday. 7 PM.

oh god he's serious
am I about to go on a date with a literal /hsrg/ anon?

535259614
What if I show up just to call you a pag irl?

535259626
Then I’ll call you a schizo, hand you your chopsticks, and we’ll call it a date.

Mem’s fluffy vagina hole

Fate bros.

>>535255353
Everyone's already accepted that Pagrene is for the pags

>>535255382
>and they had make a post apologizing that the story was too long and tedious
wrong. they apologized for the pacing, namely how the puzzles and the battles caused constant disconnection from the flow of the story
this is what they addressed (and why there has been significantly fewer battles and puzzles since)

God, imagine pumping Mem full of cum

>>535243895 (OP)
People are so dumb. Just FYI evernight in an evernight/rmc/tribbie/Hyacine buffs tribbie and hyacine more than they buff her.

BIG BUFFS

ARE PART OF

HER GOD DAMN KIT

SO YES HER TEAMMATES DO DMG

BECAUSE OF HER

>>535255458
Apparently not, there is still a lot and a lot of cope. Especially from that one guy, you know the one, THE guy.

Yeah it's safe to say wuwa won

Where's the Hysilens x TB art now that she's for (You)??

>>535255292
ok but when you pursue certain knowledge Nous' bitch will come kill you

>>535255382
>Niggers complained about stories being too short
>when they get its too long (putting the actual quality of amphoreus aside)
>people didnt want forced CNY stuff since genshin and ZZZ were already
>get mad and all of a sudden want CNY
i swear, this games playerbase is more retarded than the other 2 hoyo games' playerbases

>>535255581
No one's made any AI slop of it yet

>roll hysilens and kafka
>cleared everything full star
>with talents still at 4/5/6 4* cone e0
this is disgusting

>>535255581
Bwo, no one draws TB ships except for Firefly

why are anime gacha fanbases THIS autistic

>>535255523
i'm sure she'd remember that fondly

>>535255529
what if I told you people are not actually dumb, but just willful shitposters

>>535255398
It was just a dream you will never be a girl, Mince

>>535255382
The collab was pretty shitty for how much they tried to hype it up.
>make a big deal about official jp vas then keep most of it unvoiced
>reused assets out the ass
>nothing story
>saber just okay
>redman permanently leashed to sporkle
>permanent mode just a DU reskin

>>535255316
Is this for HoHE or her other version too?

be me
Phainon yume, C6R5, triple crowned, mental illness levels off the chart
log into /hsrg/, see yet another pagbro post
"DoT not DoT is NOT DoT support"
mfw he’s still running March 7th as a carry in [REDACTED] difficulty
start typing a 12 paragraph reply about entropy stacks and breakpoint thresholds
mid-post thread derails into hippo flying over someone’s house, 3 Cerydra drowning edits, and some schizo yelling “yuripags keep losing”
classic /hsrg/
queue into Amphoreus finale for the 37th time just to farm screenshots for my copypasta folder
boss starts spitting ▶ symbols at me like it’s trying to purge /hsrg/ from the Astral Net
PAGbro queues in too, brings DoT March
tfw he dies to first mechanic because “meta shields are boring”
Phainon stacks corruption until boss melts like Cerydra in the lake
type “DoT carried btw” in match chat
PAGbro rage DCs, last thing I hear is “if I had Robin E2…” before he vanishes into the void
check /hsrg/ after
“THREAD’S OVER. PAGS BTFO. PHAINON CHADS STAY WINNING.”
tfw my wife just won the Amphoreus war and a thread war in the same night
tfw still won’t roll for Jiaoqiu because he’s a dude

>>535255581
Everybody rightfully hates the pagblazer now.

>>535255601
3-4.5 hours is perfect desu

>>535255714
>redman permanently leashed to sporkle
But anon, the sporkletrannies would continue to bitch about her being treated "unfairly" if she wasnt BiS for a new DPS

>>535255584
that's Finality fuckery, completely separate from everything Zandar says

>>535255740
Pic very much not related

>I moan for the departed
WHORE ALERT

Now that we have gotten all 12 Heirs, which one ended up being the least for (You)?

Would Castorice cuck me if I asked?

>>535255876
Hysilens does this

>>535255724
Both

>>535255879
Anaxa. He only cares about himself

What's the out of universe reason Castorice is getting so many buffs (Tribbie/Hyacine/Buffed Blade/Buffed Jingliu/Cipher/Evernight/Cyrene) despite being irrelevant to the greater plot of Amphoreus ?

>>535255092
What tier is this

>>535255879
Mydei

Akivili.
Meta pick enjoyers hyped him up for 2 patches, then I built him and he’s just Space Dan Heng with extra steps.
Still sounds like he’s reading off a LinkedIn post.

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)23:03:51 No.535257498

Yaoqing.
Wanted dangerous yandere sea dragon mommy.
Got awkward girl who can’t look me in the eyes while she’s strangling me.

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)23:05:07 No.535257550

Phainon.
Before you start — yes, I know she carried half the Abyss.
She also carried away my savings.
Still not worth the constant loreposts about “entropy synergy” clogging the thread.

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)23:06:22 No.535257603

Robin.
Nothing wrong with her gameplay, but I cannot escape that her VA sounds like she’s narrating a children’s audiobook.
Hard to feel immersed when my ult music makes me want to do the hokey pokey.

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)23:08:04 No.535257690

Cerydra.
Yes, I’m a pagbro.
No, I will not elaborate.

Anonymous 08/14/25(Thu)23:09:55 No.535257754

Hippo.
Hippos hate fun.
Hippos hate women.
Hippos hate my favorite heir.
do the math

>>535255926
Good.

>>535255601
CNY is the only holiday this company acknowledges, no CNY equals no gibs.

>>535255929
Based. i had just only gotten it for HoHE so i wasnt sure

>>535255879
Anaxa and Mydei

>>535255581
She's was already tainted with dykeness she simply gets no art now

I don’t use the Castorice team, I use the Evernight tram

Caelus when he meet Danny again

>>535255962
open your eyes, sheep
Castorice isn’t “irrelevant” — she’s literally the axis point the writers are hiding in plain sight
Tribbie, Hyacine, Blade buffs? All SP economy Castorice scales on SP cycles
Jingliu, Cipher buffs? She thrives in semi-freeze stall teams — Amphoreus’ main boss patterns reward stall
Evernight/Cyrene? You think it’s coincidence they drop two sustain tools back-to-back that let Castorice tank to max stacks?

“b-but she hasn’t been in any cutscenes”
yeah, just like Robin was a “side character” in Penacony until suddenly she’s the entire climax
you’re watching the same playbook unfold again and still falling for it

real talk: Amphoreus’ “greater plot” is a smokescreen — the TRUE final fight of the arc is going to be a mechanical check for the stall burst archetype they’ve been quietly enabling since 2.3
Castorice isn’t for (You) now, she’s for future (You) when you’re forced to bring her to clear
HoYoverse has been drip-feeding her synergies to hide the fact she’s about to get the “Robin moment”
when she shows up in 2.6’s finale, you’ll either be a day 1 Castorice chad or a crying pagbro posting “why didn’t anyone tell me”

tl;dr
Castorice arc hasn’t started yet
Tribbie/Hyacine/Blade/Jingliu/Cipher/Evernight/Cyrene are the Seven Seals
final seal breaks Castorice ascends Amphoreus literally cracks in half

>>535256067
im his defense Rock Hard Danny really glowed up

>>535255926
Shaoji would never let his wife cuck him like this... Not for Castorice.

>>535255962
since when has plot relevancy meant shit for power levels

>>535255714
>just okay
>one of the strongest characters in the game

>>535255962
She flopped and they're trying to get the few people how pulled to spend more money to get something back

>>535255714
everyone whining about collab
“reused assets lol”
guess what? every event reuses assets
“story nothing”
it’s a GACHA, not an anime
“half unvoiced”
jp va still exists, stop flexing your lazy fingers
saber just okay
literally you expected WHAT? a top tier meta unit for free?
“redman chained to sporkle”
DU literally exists, you just salty you can’t solo him
permanent mode = DU reskin
congrats, more farming with less RNG, thanks I hate it?
spend rolls whining = 0/10 for self control
enjoy the free shit, stfu, stop projecting