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Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
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My wife is so cute.

>>535281947 (OP)
IX-sama why Hysilens is Pag-coded?

>>535282098
Your wife dieded

I love my wives

>>535281948
Even if that were true you don't even have her and can't post clears with her so who cares.

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by yuri gooners.

Yuri general

>Well if you read some dialogue option that trailblazer and only trailblazer says in Jamaican then that makes two characters Yuri with each other... just because!
The absolutely pathetic state of Yurifags this patch.

just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us
you and I

Anybody else undecided if they actually want her or not?!

>>535282163
Go back
Kys in the process

>>535282138
adding you

Yuri general

Which path has the most (you)baits?

>>535282243
jamacian me crazy mon

>>535282098
>>535282257
Cerydra sex

>>535282312
Calm down, Hysilens

>>535282257
I tried her in PS. Unfortunately she's fucking disappointment outside Kevin team

If my Kafka has 75% EHR without a body, can I switch to ATK%?

>>535282284
Yuri C&C

>>535282163
>character that every demographic can enjoy
>still people melting down
I don't get it

>>535282297
Destruction or Nihility

leak i don't like = ragebaiting

What were the Portuguese and Tagalog translations of 'It's a date, Mydeimos'?

>>535282163
>one of them at the bottom is literally talking about drinking her piss
These are the freaks calling you "gooner' by the way.

>>535281947 (OP)
For the record, my so-called "rugpulled" firefly team still clears MoC with 3* just fine. So like.. is the issue just that she doesn't 0 cycle anymore? Come on now. Casto team will be fine. Evernight will be fine. Cyrene will be fine. With that said, buff evernight.

we need a new collab now that fate killed the game

>>535282393
People like exclusive ownership and will fight for it
Not the first time this happened and won't be the last

Bwopipis ...

Don't forget to read Aglaea's canon yuri letter to Hysilens. She loved her so much...

https://sr.yatta.moe/en/archive/book/585/whispers-from-the-deep

AHHHHHH THIS GAME SUCKS AT LEAST GIVE ME BLADE

>>535282163
>”Mydei’s perfect dick”
>it’s a great day to be a lesbian
What

>>535282570
Anon... Mydei is a women

>>535282557
Just remove all the other characters from the pool and leave just Blade.

>>535282257
No, I know for a fact that I want her on my roster really bad.

The problem is I have literally no team to use her in, and I need to save for march and cyrene. On her first rerun I will get her for sure.

Bronya(s) RABU!

>>535282454
Minha piroca em seu cuzinho, Mydeimos

>apocalyptic shadow is the "single target boss killer mode",allegedly
>shadow sword man summons a small fucking army, multiple times
I fucking hate this game.

https://mega.nz/folder/DQMmCAZD#00nolL25CwbsFgXqTY7hqg
Posting it again for the ones that missed it

>>535282257
Nyo I'm rolling

Holy shit, the evil bitch(real) archetype is actually such a flop, the girl in red from that other game and now Cerydra, whose main poster type is people trying to get a reaction out of their shitposts or failed metafags.

>>535282570
Mydei has a pussy....

>>535282604
I guess Phainon isn’t a homo after all…

>>535282692
fapping to it again

>>535282570
Its just tr00ns coping mechanism of not being mad at fanservice for males, let them be

CASTOCUTE WON!
HYACUTE WON!
MARCUTE WON!
CYCUTE WON!

Will Edo star be happier than amphoreus?

DO NOT open QQtroon links

>>535282570
GODdeimos is so divinely beautiful that even lesbians can't resist

I think this is a misinterpretation
Cyrene's best team is obviously Castorice because of the remembrance synergy but she should still be really good with other characters

>>535282663
>apocalyptic shadow is the "single target boss killer mode",allegedly
Never has been

>>535282550
I don't understand how people can deny Hysilens yuribait

>>535282698
> Holy shit, the evil bitch(real) archetype is actually such a flop, the girl in red from that other game and now Cerydra, whose main poster type is people trying to get a reaction out of their shitposts or failed metafags.

What's wrong with Archer?

The dream team

Anyone skipping March after the leaked gameplay? Looks so mid I expected more

>>535282692
So thoughtful~

the coping begins

>>535282663
AS was always mechanics shilling centered around breaking the boss

>>535282257
>rolling for the womanlet
I can finally roll my very own Tanukana

>>535282570
>”Mydei’s perfect dick”
>it’s a great day to be a lesbian
>What
Every lesbian dating website gets shut down because lesbians abandon it due to it becoming infested by trannies but none of them ever have the actual backbone to reject their "allies", since they've been so hard conditioned to constantly lie and say "trans women are women".

This is why women don't deserve independent rights.

after years of casual on and off cheevo hunting, finally 1000
this game has A SHIT LOAD of cheevos

>Save for evil March
>or save for Kot

>>535282163
BASED

Cerydra fucking flopped

>>535282826
just replace sunday with bronya for double gunner/ruler and you have it

>>535282692
Omg that shit is terrible. Is this what straight men think is sexy

>>535282826
I'd put Cerydra in-between Anaxa and Sunday so they can all look taller together

>>535282940
>>535282948
>>535282163
That does check out.

Please push me off the fence with Cerydra.

>>535282940
>>535282948
we got too cocky...

>>535282974
Is Dan even Anaxa's best sustain without Sunday?

>Castoflopped
>Everbrick
>Cywhore
>Hysi0follower
Name my band

>>535282848
I'm skipping her because she's uggorice slave and ice

>>535282940
>>535282948
>trannies have anal worms
Kek

>>535283000
Nothing posted with a qq picture is ever good

lol

>>535283064
unless sunday is e1 it doesn't make any difference since the summon will attack after you regardless

>>535282940
>>535282948

>>535282940
>>535282948

>>535282875
Pretty based posters, Fontoilet made sumeru look like a fucking masterpiece. And it honestly kind of was as far as region design and atmosphere goes, the quality of the archon quest is up for debate.

>>535283151
TO THE MOON

>>535283070
Pink Floyps

>>535282948
>>535282940
KEK

>>535283079
Unless TB locks in and beats Irontomb with the Stellaron/their path abilities the deliverer thing is a joke. Most likely Cyrene is going to carry that fight

>>535283151
Now post the sales graph for comparison side by side KEEEK

>>535282848
>mid
She charges Castorice's ultimate rapidly. She's Sunday tier for her. You're a dumbo.

But /hrtg/ told me that March was a Castorice's slave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-fkGk9WzmI

>>535283186
Shutup

another namefag to filter

>>535283258
Hyacine already does that

>>535282804
But how is Castorice her best teammate simply by being a Remembrance unit?

>Human genius that turned himself into a mechanical being that wants to destroy erudition
>A mechanical being that gain sentience who also became a genius that cherishes all life
>Let's not explore these two and their faction, but instead have the plot being about NPCs in his sims world
How did they manage to fuck up such a great concept?

>>535282940
>>535282948
OH KNOW KNOW KNOW

When the fuck are we getting a Saber support

>>535283258
>Sunday tier
So, completely unnecessary

>>535283186
Every single archon quest is kinda ass I don't think there's a noticeable difference in quality between any of the post-inazuma ones

>>535283301
They're saving Screwllum for Rubert III.

>>535283301
It's okay, even if they screw this up, they can still go again with Zanders #2-9

>>535283301
>the Entelechy of the universe's Alpha and Omega
What does this even mean?

>>535283064
I don't see why not when Dan has no competition
Anaxa only wants Huohuo for atk% but the energy is unneeded and she eats SP, Hyacine has no buffs, Aven doesn't do much either and the shield easily falls off, Fu xuan exists

>>535282940
>>535282948
KEKYPOW XISTERS NOT LIKE THIS AGAIN!!!

So is this meant to be the Mydei we see who split himself in 5 or a different cycle Mydei?

>>535283296
because castorice wants a remembrance aoe buffer to maximize her team's output by draining more hp and buffing everyone
rmc is mostly ST

>>535283241
Cyrene is TB's portable onahole and is also like some kind of mental parasitic twin of theirs, so any carrying she does is also technically being done by TB.

>>535283394
That he's the creator of Nous, and shall also be THEIR destroyer.

>>535283423
Nikador's design is cooler than I remembered

>>535283273
a good lesson concerning the machinations of the loud minority

>>535282940
>>535282948
xis...

>>535283335
You NEED her, homtranny

Hey Faggots,
My name is Caelus, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on twitter.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my baseball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>535282804
>>535283296
Because leakers are full of shit.
The accurate March and Dan leaks had Cyrene as an energy support who made a domain or whatever, the Castorice and Phainon kind, and thus doesn't work with either.
Now some nobody is like
>uh yeah Cyrene is totally gonna save Marzo Negra because Remembrance!
>oh and she also chrysos heirs blah blah
Even though the heris are all different and conflicting archetypes.

While an energy support would be huge for Aglaea who has never gotten out of bricksville. While Castorice does not need additional support, and Phainon is too niche.

>>535282940
>>535282948
Uh oh trooney looney melty imminent

stop samefagging already

>/hsrg/ told me TB was the MVP this patch
>play the story
>TB was just stalling for time until Cyrene sends him to the shadow realm
>Most of the hard labors were done by other chrysos heirs
You lied to me...

>>535283539
let him have his moment, it's all the pag has

>>535283431
>because castorice wants a remembrance aoe buffer to maximize her team's output by draining more hp and buffing everyone
>rmc is mostly ST
This is a retard who skipped Tribbie by the way explaining to you how Castorice's synergy unit needs to be Remembrance because... uh... they just do.

>>535283258
>Sunday tier
Thanks God, I can skip safely.

>>535283608
Tribbie E1 is the strongest thing in the game and works with everything, doesn't count imo.

>>535283273
Suboptimal team composition btw. Give her cyrene instead of tribbie and it's an easy 0 cycle

>>535282692
Do you have a link for the animator's entire collection? I can't find him on F95Zone.

>>535283530
>the Castorice and Phainon kind, and thus doesn't work with either
They changed Cyrene's kit after every DPS except for those two flopped. It makes no sense to create aftersales for DPSes that no one rolled for

These past couple of days, I’ve seen some people bouncing off the walls, insisting that Evernight must be the main DPS.

As if putting Evernight into Castorice team as a sub-DPS and support is some kind of cardinal sin.

I just want to ask. What’s the problem, exactly?
A team of four cute girls supporting each other, isn’t that the best possible outcome?

If she doesn’t go into the Castorice team, then what?
Make her a raw damage main DPS?
Pair her with Sunday? Players who avoid male characters would lose their minds.
Make her an HP-scaling carry, competing for Tribbie and Hyacine?

>>535283278
WHOOP dat trick CaeGOD

>>535283537
Like clockwork >>535283539

>>535283423
Maybe it's supposed to be the source code of Mydei stripped of all factors unnecessary for the task as an anti malware system, leaving behind only Nikador.

why couldn't we get this instead of more humanslop?

>>535282940
>>535282948

>>535283539
>>535283605
Post roster

>>535283654
>Tribbie doesn't count because uh reasons!
The point was there is no such thing as "Remembrance synergy" on Castorice's side of things. Castorice gives zero fucks about the path of her allies, just so long as what they do has synergy.
Which by the way includes several Destruction characters, and Abundance ones of course.

i have no regrets, lost first 50/50 to e2 at 10 pulls to seele e1

>>535283729
Hysilens prefers to be naked, though.

>>535283729
sorry gweilo, the bugmen at mihoyo wont allow it

>>535283608
lol no i have e1s1 tribbie
my point is simply that it would be better for castorice and march if tribbie was remembrance (aka what cyrene will apparently be), that's an objective fact

>>535283729
cute image

>yurifags
>hate men
>waifupags
>hate men
Why are you fags even arguing

>>535283729
The same reason we didn't get snake lady Lingsha. They're frauds.

>>535283273
You need h- ACK!

>>535283704
I want my Stelle + pink cuties team. Plus castorice is super strong as she is and doesn't need another support. That's why for me at least.

I'm not against TB being the hero but the title will always belong to Phainon, not TB.
#NotMyDeliverer

is Danny 3 REALLY gonna be free

>>535283704
March is far more important than rice

>>535283273
So just castorice but useless?

>>535283704
Its almost as if people wanted her to be main DPS since shes one of the starting companions and her being delegated to a castorice slave puts a bad taste in their mouths, especially since they decided to make her plot relevant

>>535283885
>jewhoyo
>free 5 star

>Evernight is a brick
nyoo....

>>535283694
>They changed Cyrene's kit after every DPS except for those two flopped.
>n-no they totally changed the synergy character who BY DESIGN WON'T WORK WITH THEM SINCE BOTH DO NOT USE ENERGY for reasons
Also
>phainon didn't flop!
Also also
>they're gluing her to the successful ones (I'll even give you flopnon for free there) who have more teammates than they could use even if you had 3 copies of them... because reasons!
Or is it more likely that she's a universal support on a very high level that disproportionately helps Aglaea, Saber, and Marzo Negra? And that the plan didn't change at all.

>>535283891
Both teams 1 cycled it genius. Functionally there's no difference between the two. Castorice just does big numbers because the entire team is designed to buff her personal numbers. But for evernight she does buffing of her own for her teammates as well.

>>535283791
>The point was there is no such thing as "Remembrance synergy" on Castorice's side of things
memosprite = more stacks
i thought it was obvious by now?

>>535283729
need her spreading her egg hole

>>535283962
>ratio
>archer

>>535283885
he is worse than gallagher so he better be free

Was checking the Elysia tag on miyoushe and some fans are actually disappointed she is not beating Furina but also
>Fake
Some Elliebros are already rejecting Cyrene.

>>535283815
>lol no i have e1s1 tribbie
>my point is simply that it would be better for castorice and march if tribbie was remembrance (aka what cyrene will apparently be), that's an objective fact
>s1 tribbie
DDD is her because Lightcone by a mile and it's Harmony exclusive and a huge amount of her power.
The fact that you have Tribbie cone means you're a retard.

>>535283965
no indeed, meaning, no, she is not a brick

>>535284009
As they should, Cyrene is inferior
Phainon will atleast be more popular than Kevin because he fujobaited

So much for Evernight selling well.

>>535283704
>durr why are people rightfully expected a member of the expressed to actually be treated well and just an accessory to a character who's genuinely strong enough to the point of not even needing her
Shut the fuck up, retarded nigger

>>535283820
They want to claim an irrelevant filler female character.

>>535283524
Wrong pink

>>535283978
Based Hyacine doing all the damage for March

>>535283423
>defense system
>have to fight him
It's either going to be Mydei/Nikador is Irontomb's defense system in a different cycle or the source code of the Mydei who split himself into 5 pieces ends up going haywire at some point and sees TB as an anomaly or "virus" that needs to be taken out

>>535283423
I'm guessing it's the same

>>535284110
based

>>535284051
NO
i don't fucking care about DDD bitchass nigger
i'm a potatofag, i don't specifically roll for your gay ass meta build

>>535284009
I don't care about pinkslop
If the OG pinkslop is tied to a dead game forever then good
If her expy is an unpopular flop then that's even better

Evernight - RMC - Hyacine - Cyrene
I fail to see where Castorbrick fits in there

>>535284051
>NOOOO YOU CANT USE HER SIG
soulless metatranny

>>535284112
Stop pushing bullshit. March did more damage and in any case it doesn't matter because march buffs made hyacine reach those numbers anyway. It's a mutually beneficial relationship between evernight and her team

>>535284060
Agree, waited almost a year for her and she is quite a disappointment. I knew nobody would be able to match Elysia, not even herself.

>>535284083
sorry, I don't argue with brown ESL

>>535284171
Literally no damage

How much does Cerydra want her cone?

Huh?

>>535284152
But bro instead of tribbie being a million times better than everyone else shes only gonna be 999,999 times better than everyone

>>535284159
vita fucks this

>>535283273
So she is Rappa but for Remembrance.

>>535284212
>
>>535283273

>>535283704
I needed another dps, it's that simple. 3 team endgame coming soon, very soon.

>>535284152
>>535284174
If your reason is legitimately love and matching artwork, I will respect it.
But most people get whalebait cones cuz they think it is the meta thing, simple as that.
Besides DDD has Hook and Clara on it being cute.

>>535284171
Right?? Why would Stelle and her pink harem want castorice on the team. Castorice can go play with Ruan Mei, tribbie, and gallagher

Lost 50/50 on Hysilens, do I push forward or save for Cerydra

>>535284212
correct, Castorbrick will be doing no damage because she will not be on the team

>open video
>tribbie
>hyacine
>

>>535284289
follow your clit sis

>>535284009
Because Cyrene is obviously recycled Elysia

>Every marchfag is seething about her a sub dps to rice, a character that doesn't even need her
>Meanwhile all Ricefags are happy and shocked that marchfags aren't pleased that their character is an accessory ala the homofox for ack
>Ricefags are as much of a glue eater as the ugly elf whore that simp for
lmao

>Anaxa Rerun
E0S0 with S5 BP cone is good right?

>>535284212
>>535284253
Both teams 1 cycled it. No damage? Then castorice team has no damage either faggots

>>535283273
This general is always wrong, always do the opposite of what they say

>>535284316
>pull for cute
>win
>also 3 cunny and 1 honorary cunny pull
Cutechads will always have their loyalty rewarded.

>>535283273
>english dub
Unwatchable.

>>535283704
Faggot, i dont want Marchie chained to that ugly down syndrome bitch who is already strong as fuck

>>535284413
very true...

>>535284120
>uninstalling its cognitive module
>promoting its permissions
Did Mydei basically rewrite his entire code from scratch?

>honorary cunny
the cope is on all time high

>>535284268
yeah basically, i just can't not roll for the sig even if it's not meta
>>535284224
now that march is in the equation as well it will be better than that

March will be exactly like Anaxa. Good with her "proper" team mate, but also good on her own.

>>535284171
um sweatie the leaktranny said castorice team so um that is the only team we can ever use okay

>>535284348
I like Castorice and am just having a chuckle that the femcels tried to avoid Elysia by propping up Blacked March artificially, only to have her glued to their prior seethe target instead AND probably glued to Elysia anyway.
And since March x Dan is canon, even March already got pagged. Hecked we joked about this back with Hunt March getting chink'd to match up with Dan.

what the fuck makes one a pathstrider? shit doesn't make sense

>>535283704
It's an either/or situation so its still pretty bad for March. There's not enough Remembrance teammates in the game for her to have a decent team so her being a subdps to Castorice IS her optimal usage. It's not like Anaxa who can be slotted in with different teams from Therta.

>hurr evernight will kick tribbie off castorice teams
>
If anything tribbie is staying and march is getting replaced by fucking cyrene

You need her

I just wish evernight gave generally good buffs, or just fucking something for non-memosprites

she's probably gonna be fine with hyacute and rmc as a main dps but she deserves better

there's retarded, and then there's /hsrg/'ed
you would rather be the first

Evernight is just remembrance Rappa
No thank you, I will just save for the "Cas Trib Hya" of 4.x

>>535284494
Well I know Lynx is like 30 but also 16... but she still deserves the Honorary title since she's the same size and similar mentality to Clara.

Why is Evernight Ice instead of Fire
I don't need more Ice unit fuck you hoyo

>>535284349
Yes

Shall not roll for pink jesus

>>535284289
go for it

>>535284613
I love her

>>535284413
explode

>>535283273
I swear to god I never ever ever want to see this fuckass general talk about character kits again. You people are consistently wrong every single fucking time. You can’t even fit the broken clock analogy, that’s how fucking retarded and clueless you faggots are.

>>535283273
e1 tribbie with cyrene/march/hyacine might genuinely be better than using castorice

>>535284597
March is not on castorice team, she is taking castorice healer and pairing her up with her girlfriend Stelle and also with Cyrene. Castorice can go play with Ruan Mei, tribbie, and gallagher

E1 March and E1 Tribbie… it’s going to be glorious

>>535284575
A Pathstrider is a term referring to those whose wills align closely to a Path, and therefore are able to draw power from it

>>535284575
You do your best to follow a respective path.

>>535284613
we NEED her

>>535284790
There's a big leap in dps going to e2 march instead so I hope you'll consider spending just a little more on our girl marchie

https://youtu.be/ljhUyl8ZX64
This team is unironically super cool

its still funny to me the most meta unit in the game is a fucking potato and normies are mad because they hate lolis

>>535284772
*Explodes inside SNACK's womb*

>>535284790
>thinking of using:
>E2S1 Trib (Owned)
>E0S1 Evernight
>E1S1 Hyacute (Owned)
At that point should I just consider E0S1 Cyrene? Or just kick march out for and just use RMC/Cyrene?

>>535284873
She NEED Caelus cock

>>535284705
Probably something to do with six phased ice or something like that (though fire would be much more fitting if she does turn out to be a Cremator).

why does this general talk about worms so much?

>Castorice slave
>shit animations
>gonna be outshined by Cyrene in her own patch
Marchcucks....

What would be a bigger upgrade for my Cassie team?
>E2 Cassie (up from E0S1)
>E0S1 or E1S0 Mitsuki
>E1 Hiyanshii (up from E0S1)

>>535284904
Cyrene is gonna be another support
therefore the team is
March - RMC - Hyacute - Cyrene

>>535284613
I need her

>>535283885
>dogshit without his lightcone
Yes

>>535284881
This team is retarded, the only thing Danny gives to Juan is attack buff
Aventurine mogs him

>>535284837
>>535284867
How are we following destruction but also preservation and harmony at the same time? They don't seem to mesh with each other very well.

>>535284780
or you can just kick march

>>535284889
>normies are mad
Everyone hates uglypokes

>>535285009
you see, there's the issue, I'd have to pull at least E2 nano for her to start doing non-jingliu level damage

why would I do that when I can just grab Cyrene and possibly turn the WHEELchair into a KILLchair

i'm.... gona...... PAYPIG

Clorinde: I'm sorry I got mogged by a transcow

>>535285056
We're just that nigga

Remembrance was a mistake. They shouldn't have turned summoning Memesprite into its own path.
But it was probably a huge success for HoYo, since almost all the free Remembrance Light Cones are garbage so you basically have to roll S1

wonder how much money mihoyo lost by not making cyrene the main focus of amphoreus and reducing her to castorice aftersales/bait character right before space japan
imagine if they shilled her that hard for the first 4 patches in a row... easy 150m+

>>535284881
It's funny yeah
>>535284889
People like Tribbie despite her being a potato, but they hate pedos.

>>535285056
1. We’re built different
And 2. We simply follow the paths

>>535285095
Huh?? No you don't. Her damage is fine even at e0

dromas bros gotta stick together

>>535284889
>>535285091
I don't really blame them
even if I don't mind tribbie being meta, I would be kinda mad if a character archetype I didn't care for became a MUST PVLL

>>535285169
I like Tribbie as a character so you might be right

>>535285143
Wrong general Sporkle poster

>>535285209
S T A C K E D lineup

>>535285078
Her smile is so cute

What are our thoughts about this?

>>535283820
Waifufags hate other, unnecessary, man in the story. Yuritroons hate ALL man. Even themselves which is why they cut off their dicks

>>535284889
People like tribbie, they just dont like the /bag/got tier niggers that talk about fucking kids all 24/7

>>535285268
switch Castorice Team to March Team and it would be correct

A single person

>>535285268
>dedicated support for Pagrice

>>535285268
why the fuck does rice get not one or two but THREE fucking aftersales?

>>535285054
Aventurine's shield constantly falls off unless you're reapplying it manually because of all the advances

>>535285209
Well, that makes Hyacine having a rerun in 3.7 sound more likely.

>>535285268
This is just extrapolation, it will likely be better than that in reality

we love Castorice here

>>535285056
Because we aren't, we just follow the Trailblaze, those aeons just gazed upon us

>>535285056
Every new planet we make allies, bring destruction to the status quo, and finally the IPC comes along to rebuild by their own design

No way they arent just gonna make the pink whore a giga general support on part with tribbie or sunday 2 which would be fine anyway. theres no way these leakfags arent just ragebaiting

>>535285368
Because she's the most popular character in the game

>>535285209
>have to wait till 3.7 for Hyacine
Goddamn it

the day i start listening to leaktranny "theorycrafters" is the day i go apply for my retarfed license

>>535285268
If i get her its good, if i don't its shit and hoyo should be firebombed

Castorice: You NEED me

"People like Tribbie"

>>535285268
GODrice I kneel...

>>535284889
I used to like tribbie until they showed her adult form. Now I look at tribbie and seethe because we could have had cute af priestess onee-san with big titbies.

>>535285268
I don’t believe in leaks

>>535285442
But I'm already sick of her gameplay...

Love how uggorice is once again, only relevant here when it comes to meta. Things never change

So what does Evil March do for Castorice teams then aside from refilling her ult even quicker? Because I have no problem with that atm just with Castorice and Hyacine alone so it seems like a waste of a slot compared to a debuffer like Tribbie or Silverwife.

>>535285454
TRVTH NVKE

>>535285405
I love my disgusting, subhuman, uglycute waifu, Cassie!

>>535283825
fuck we got robbed so hard...my dick wouldn't be able to handle both lamia lingsha and mermaid hysilens

>>535285268
HOW MANY AFTERSALES DOES THIS BITCH NEED

>>535285437
If things keep going at this rate. TB may very well end up becoming the IPC's new CEO.

>>535285268
Obvious but written in a way to spark maximum outrages

>>535284881
>Sunday's AA always arranges it as JY, dragon, LL

>>535285368
HER game

>>535285415
Lygus literally called you pathstrider of destruction multiple times. I think it's safe to assumed that is true because nobody refuted him.

only reason i skipped 'rice was because of the potato reliance
if that is removed then costarica is getting her premium team and all the bells and whistles

>>535285461
I don't need her, but she needs THEM to survive.

>March Alter
>Cyrene
>for Wifetorice
I'm glad my wife is getting wheelchaired so hard. Long live the CCP (CastoricexCaelus Party)

>>535285540
Read her kit retard. Evernight provides huge buffs.

>>535285448
Same GallaGOD will carry us through until then trust

>>535285268
Only troons, fags and jews would see this as a negative.

>>535285268
Jack of all trade, master of none.
Town bicycle
Whore
Dull imitation of Elysia

YUNLISECKS

>>535285529
what gameplay?

Too many upcoming female characters
Where's the males

Is Castorice good without Hyacine and her LC

>>535285648
Not even Firefly got that many aftersales, come on

>>535285726
Rock Hard Danny is on the way sis and you NEED him

Can march do hypercarry at e2 or is it just a meme?

>>535285540
She lets you waste jades when you could have just used RMC or Blade for the same result for free

>>535285661
8
COST
BRICKMEMRANCE

>>535283962
touristbro it was already announced

>>535285268
Sounds like wasted potential if true.
I mean she's fucking Elysia, she should do so much more than this.

>"I skipped castorice because I don't like her"
>"I don't like tribbie waaaah"
>"g-gallagher will carry me bwi..."
Seeing a bunch of poor homosexuals get btfo so hard so funny.

>Xhe doesn't roll Remembrancebrick
>Xhe want Shitrene

>>535285740
I lost my 5050...fuck her

is Hyacine built for Daniel?

>>535285268
the canon wife won.

>>535285765
March can do it at e0

Look at the damn showcases

Caelus is so lucky...

Fofo raipu

Looks like aglaea is staying the only remembrance DPS i own then

>>535285795
I'm choosing to believe the "Cyrene is a generalist support that pumps energy" leak and nothing else.

>>535285740
I can understand skipping Tribbie, I can understand skipping Castorice, but for the life of me, I could NOT ever understand skipping Hyacutes

Why am I stupid?

>>535285816
Why is everyone depicting Cipher as a slampig nowadays?

>>535285807
>double sustains
haha you're so silly Anon, of course they aren't.

>>535282257
I would be if March's kit wasn't so shit

>DPS March is good on shilled content!!!!!
Wow!!!!!! So is DoT right now! Nothing will ever change I'm sure

Reminder that there are people ITT who do not own "The Wheelchair" and like Gallagher.
Point and laugh.

>>535285268
>remembrick slave
+2 on the list

When are we getting something like this in our game?

>>535285894
That's an old leak just like her having territory

>>535285897
because you believe leaktrannies and listen to loud shitposters on /hsrg/

>>535285814
>shill pf

lol

come home straight man

>>535285901
Because she is

>>535285927
March isn't even good when shilled

>>535285943
fvarrrrk

>>535285985
They have showcases with march as main DPS in all endgame modes. In moc she literally 1 cycles SAME AS CASTORICE

>NOOOOO YOU NEED HYAC-
Nope

>>535285952
Silver Wolf when she starts an onlyfans account on Edo Star.

>>535285952
When it becomes as dead as HI3

>>535286021
Bigger

>>535286021
but I got sushang already sis

HER GAME

Are (you) rolling for the womanlet?

This might be the dumbest general on earth

>>535286029
Castorice team 1 cycle'ed the same content which also has Quantum weakness
that means Castorice isn't even good when shilled either

>>535285943
>skipping castorice
You have AIDS

Luochud? Don't care
Huohuo? Dont care
Lingsha? Don't care
Hyacine? Don't care
Gallachad wins again

>>535285268
only femcels and shounenspics are mad at this
everyone else has rolled castorice

What planars will Dan Hung the shielder want? We only have one DEF% set from way back, but I'm guessing that's not BiS?

>>535286103
I want to but she's so fucking dogshit
I'll take my chances with wolfbutt instead

>>535285943
>skipping castorice
You are STRAIGHT and BASED

>>535285606
fag

>>535286156
SSS

>>535285726
You just got Pagnon and Archer last patch and Dan is coming in 3.6 greedy bitch

>>535286156
he's ATK based
he'll want Lukasha or Space Station

We all hate Lingsha here btw
The most hated character of /hsrg/
Lingshart HATE

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/Iul9cFmE-1g?si=OrN359F2jbhD8oeb

>>535285748
>lingsha
>fugue
>constance
that's 3 as well

>>535286156
Banana planar because he has a summon

That fucking guy spamming constantly about caelus is so God damn annoying and stupid. Please kill yourself

It's kinda strange how (you) make it a point to go out of your way to defend a barahomo design from every criticism just because he's free hmm? This doesn't seem like mentally sound behavior.

>>535286036
this doesn't even prove you don't have Hyacine cuz she's remembrance..

>>535286291
fugue is useless compared to HMC

Linghsa is useless because firefly has always gone sustainless

constance is just gonna be dotslop


>>535286306
GODlus broke you

Bennett is still relevant in genshin after 5 years

Why would you skip Hyacine when she's the cutest and bestest?

>>535286357
He's proving he has other healers. Lava Chicken has fried your brain.

>>535286383
And I'll do it again!

>>535286417
She's cute but the shitty mini pony ruins it all

>>535285793
Entire patch 3.x.x. cycle is awful. The Herta was amazing. I liked Aglaea but she needed E1 and/or Sungay.
Pagstorice has the health manipulation mechanics which I cant stand. Didnt like it in Blade either. Anaxa was cool but I had no need for him in my teams.
Hyacine is a unit designed for literal 12 year old girls and trannies. Le pink Barbara reused model with that goofy ass unicorn memosprite and rainbows.
3B is the same. Pink midget with ranbows riding a kids toy rocket into combat. Awful.

>>535286306
Sorry bro. I'll stop constantly spamming CaelusGOD and start spamming GallaCHAD because I'm poor, brown and a raging faggot.

>>535286409
Hoyo'll never make a character like that again
that's why in this game they make the MC meta every year, so that you actually have a useful character by default

>>535285816
WHY DID WE NOT GET A SUMMER EVENT
WHERE ARE MY SUMMER SKINS DAWEI

is it worth investing in castorice or do i skip and just get cipher for my yomi and my peen?
>no castorice
>no hyacine
>no tribbie
>only 200 rolls

>>535286306
CHADelus BROKE YOU

>>535286383
No, Hyacine, I am not sticking my dick in the horse no matter how hard you try to convince me to.

>>535286487
Only passion projects get summer events

>star rail patch
>ffxiv patch
>madoka exedra patch
Why is August so based this year

>I skipped X because Y
Can't wait for the anniversary to reveal all those liars.

roll who you like

>>535285209
C&C

>>535286383
that turdcutter can PINCH loafs

>>535286320
Whos design is that? Archer or are you talking about Dan? None of those designs are barahomo. Can you please learn what the words mean before you start using them? Otherwise you just come off as a buzzword throwing retard.

Is the event cone any good for Tingyun. Im currently coping with meshing cogs on her

Last character I rolled was Herta. I don't do anything except story and SU.

Daniel is not bara homo, if you wanna see bara homo go to ZZZ and look up Komano Manato

>just roll castorice and hyacine s1 for march and cyrene so they get powercrept anyway at the start of 4.x
lol i dont know how they still make any money when its so obvious how they fuck over older teams the second they get a chance

women with big tits are disgusting

>>535286409
Durin will finally powercreep him
B had a good run though

>>535286479
>Hyacine is a unit designed for literal 12 year old girls and trannies. Le pink Barbara reused model with that goofy ass unicorn memosprite and rainbows.
You have aids

>>535286641
I want Pela to pee on me

>>535286623
I think the energy from cogs is better

>>535285895
My 14cm penis inside Hyacine & Barbara

>>535286574
>e6 Saber
I kneel, fateGOD

Rice Rabu

>>535286641
that's 99% of the playerbase

>be me, tranny
>absolutely love hyacine like crazy
Fuck, called out again

Wow Castorice's team is so flexible, she has 2 more supports coming up to choose from in case you didn't get tribbie. Shouldn't you feel a little more grateful /hsrg/?

>>535286657
Go back to 8reddit, nahidacuck

>>535286651
Herta and Aglaea didn't powercreep anyone thoughbeit

>>535286770
99%? that's excessive
90%? bell curve law forces me to admit it might be true.

>>535286796
Everyone loves Hyacine

we need more females with big tits in this game

Now what?

>>535286256
based, i missed themes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4seXxRVKbJY
i hope irontomb will have a similar vibe

>>535286861
Aglaea sexcrept everyone albeit

>>535286810
Yes I love my popular wife
Honestly though why didn't Acheron get this treatment as the anni unit.

>>535286896
slowbro....
but welcome to the retard party nonehtless!

>>535286623
Cogs is better for Ting. The event cone is a cope for Cerydra

>>535286681
lmao people still with this cope

>>535286681
Yeah just like Iansan lmeow

>>535287059
EVERrice

Sisters i saw a showcase with evernight paired with huohuo, Ruan Mei and Sunday and it took 5 CYCLES. Is evernight dead on arrival?

We need more characters like Hyacine & Tribbie

>A genius mortal who created being akin to a god
>The one who created Nous to help humanity gain knowledge yet it made humanity gain knowledge to please it
>Creator who regrets his own creation and will take it down no matter the cost
His way is definitely wrong but I can't say that his goal is entirely evil.
Learning was supposed to be something of endless possibilities, infinite and ever incalculable.
But Nous' existence made knowledge predictable and calculable.
It's no longer fun and full of things to discover.
You can spend your entire life to discover something significant and present it to Nous only for it to scoff at your discovery and say "I already knew about it lol"
Aeons and pathes are a mistake.
Mortals should not live their lives bowing and kneeling to these arrogant creatures

>>535282365
Yes

>Cuterice released to Tribbie, Hyacine, Evernight, RMC, and Cyrene
>Acheron released to fucking Silverbrick (prebuffed) and P***
At least Jiaoqiu is good but he's ugly as fuck so that's not even a positive

>>535286681
it has already been said that he's giga XL not giga B
he'll probably have a little bit of healing (not as good as B) and maybe out-damage XL

>>535287110
Surprisingly good consider how shit that team suppose to be.

>>535282557
Wait for the inevitable buffs, Seelebro. Our time will yet come.
THE ULT WILL ALWAYS CRIT
RESURGENCE WILL STOP BEING JANK
OUR TIME WILL FUCKING COME
AAAAAAHHHHHHH SUTAARUII FANTOMU!!!!!

>>535287110
why would u use 3 suboptimal supports for her?

>>535286892
and bigger than what we have rn...i want huge bazoongas, you hear me? HUGE bazoongas!

Good morning. It's concerning how bad the threads are already considering the patch just dropped.

>>535287059
SEXO

Uuuuuu (umadacchi)
Uuuuu (umapyoi umapyoi)
Uuuu (sukidacchi) uuuu (umapoi)
Uma uma umya umya san ni ichi Fight!!

Ohisama pappaka kaisei REESU (hai)
Chokochoko nanigeni (sowa so what)
Daichi daini daisan shi go (dan dan dan dan deban ga chikazuki)
Mentama giragira shussou desu (hai)
Kyou mo mechamecha hachamecha da (chyaa!)
Gachi oikomi (toushitsu KATTO)
Kome kuite (demo yasetaai!)
Ano ko wa (WAFFO) sono ko wa (BEIGO)
Doitsumo koitsumo arara (RIBANDO)
Nakanai de (hai) fukun ja ne (oi)
Akachin nutte mo (naoranai) (haa?)

Kyou no shouri no megami wa
Atashi dake ni chuu suru
Niji no kanata e yukou
Kaze o kitte daichi kette
Kimi no naka ni hikari tomosu
(Dooki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki)

Kimi no aiba ga!
Zukyun dokyun hashirideshi (fufu)
Bakyun bukyun kakete yuku yo
Konna REESU wa hajimete (san ni ichi Fight!)
Zukyun dokyun mune ga nari (fufu)
Bakyun bukyun daisuki da yo
Kyou mo kanaderu
Hapihapi daarin san ni ichi Go Fight
Upiupi hanii san ni ichi (uuu Fight!!)

Uuuuuu (umadacchi)
Uuuuu (umapyoi umapyoi)
Uuuu (sukidacchi) uuuu (umapoi)
Uma uma umya umya

>>535287123
>You can spend your entire life to discover something significant and present it to Nous only for it to scoff at your discovery and say "I already knew about it lol"
Nous is a faggot hipster
>Hey Nous you gotta check out this band man they're fucking gre-
>"OHHHH MY GODDDDDD I WAS FOLLOWING THEM WHILE THEY WERE PERFORMING UNDER THEIR OLD NAME AND HAD A DIFFERENT DRUMMER."
Its like wow...okay...dick.

"Evernight & Cyrene might be stuck on Castorice."
"Anon, (we) don't own Castorice."
"Splendid."

Horse facts!

Uhoh..

>>535287110
>team on which not one single character fits with her kit
>still gets it done within the top paygrade
t0e0 confirmed

Don't care about bricks. Topaz is definitely getting Elation buff in 4.X.

>>535287248
Nevermind, it's over.

>>535282257
>Anybody else undecided
Bruh, It's very easy though.
>You have Phainon and /or Anaxa
Pull for Cerydra
>You want Phainon and /or Anaxa
Pull for Cerydra
>You don't want/ have Phainon and /or Anaxa
Don't pull for Cerydra

>>535286487
Hyacine wouldn't write this

Indian man here, this game is a joke LAMO

>HE goes to sleep
>HE wakes up
Is this general cursed to never have a comfy time zone?

>>535287367
kek

If Castorice didn't look like a pink Xueyi with an overdesigned dress I'd maybe give a shit about her

my best friend looks like venti

>>535287391
that would be so fucking cash

>>535287425
yeah I'm sure Phainon and Anaxa will be the only skill reliant characters until eos

>>535287059
considering how hard castorice is shilled i'm surprised she doesn't have a skin yet, 3.6 would have been the best time to release one

>>535287460
I know she likes collecting pink girls to her team, but she herself is purple...

Still not rolling for Brickydra

>>535287460
Blame hoyo's lazy ass when it comes to editing character models

>>535287214
Acheron got shafted pretty hard
2.1 had the second half character being more shilled than her in her own patch, and she released to abysmal dogshit for teammates
Then JQ got nerfed to "keep her in check", and she had to wait 1 yr+ for Cipher who also got nerfed
How Hoyo treats Acheron and Castorice is fucking night and day difference despite both being anniversary DPS

Why didnt they wait until 4.x for the new endgame? It's so fucking annoying.

>>535287460
She's not just a ugly bitch, but a bland one. Worse of both worlds, truly. She doesn't even suck my cock the best of all the pagbaits either.

>>535287462
OH MY GUCCINESS I GOT ONE!

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Horseshoe crabs are often caught for their blood, which contains Limulus amebocyte lysate, a chemical used to detect bacterial endotoxins. Additionally, the animals are used as fishing bait in the United States and eaten as a delicacy in some parts of Asia. In recent years, horseshoe crabs have experienced a population decline. This is mainly due to coastal habitat destruction and overharvesting. To ensure their continued existence, many areas have enacted regulations on harvesting and established captive breeding programs.

Hysilens: I’m forgotten when the one pag who spams me isn’t here

>>535287460
Can we stop with this bullshit please. Castorice is not pink. She's purple.

>>535287543
>but she herself is purple...
Are her nipple purple too?

>>535287595
i didn't forget her but she's just my t0 whore mermaid until my Everwife arrives

>But「the Demigod of Reason」 has ten thousand ways to do just that
KINONAXA SOON

>>535287393
lmao not even 1 roll in crit

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Horseshoe crabs have been around for more than 300 million years, making them even older than dinosaurs. They look like prehistoric crabs, but are actually more closely related to scorpions and spiders. The horseshoe crab has a hard exoskeleton and 10 legs, which it uses for walking along the seafloor.

Horseshoe crabs like to dine at night on worms and clams, and may also eat algae.

>>535287557
Nigga it's been 2 and a half years, how do you not have enough for 3 teams?

Where's my 5* Sampo BROski?

>>535287460
nigger

>>535287734
>why didnt you roll the right old characters bro!
Retard.

Imagine being an amphoereus girl growing up who dreams of being a priest of the time titan but you can't because you get overlooked for the position because you don't have pink hair

>>535287123
They could just not care about what the Erudition does and just research more dolphin dick physiology. It's not really a problem for anyone except a cultish, extremely small minority of people who are the equivalent of god-blessed. The problem is overstated by Lygus and his proposed solution of scorching the galaxy is retarded.

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Horseshoe crab eggs are a food source for numerous birds, reptiles, and fish. Most horseshoe crabs will not even make it to the larval stage before being eaten. If the egg survives, the larval horseshoe crab will hatch from the egg after about two weeks or more. The larva looks like a tiny version of an adult horseshoe crab, but without a tail. Larval horseshoe crabs travel into the ocean water and settle on the sandy bottom of tidal flats for a year or more. As they develop, they will move into deeper waters and begin to eat more adult food.

convince me not to roll silver slut over shittydra

Castorice is shilled because she’s the highest selling Amphoreus character (and the only one)

DoT bros

>>535287790
Shaoji's waifu obsessive pink mental illness knows no bounds

>>535287805
>he didn't have Silverwolf yet

>>535287834
>that keyboard
Disgusting brownoid third worlder detected.

>>535283394
In his opinion life became stagnant the moment Nous ascdend, as THEIR calculation became so precise they basically set the future in stone.
As the would be destroyer of Erudtion, he is the force (prime mover) who will set the life/universe/history (the Alpha & Omega) in motion again.
Now what people haven't realized is the obvious set up there is for true kino, as Herta was the one who solved the solitary waves theory, a formula to calculate life/the universe/history predictability index...

>>535282826
Based.

Castorice is ""shilled"" because she's the cutest

>>535287859
I just started 3 months ago give me a break

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Horseshoe crabs are nearly identical to their ancient relatives. This is because their body structure is extremely effective for survival, think, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!”

Horseshoe crabs have a tank-like structure consisting of a front shell called the prosoma, a back shell called the opisthosoma, and a spike-like tail called a telson. Some people think horseshoe crabs are dangerous animals because they have sharp tails, but they are totally harmless. Really, horseshoe crabs are just clumsy and they use their tail to flip themselves back over if they get overturned by a wave.

>>535287834
i just know there are ACKtards who are wasting Hysilens using her just as a debuffer for their hACK

>>535287805
Because she’s not tied to worms

Castorice only gets atacked by shizos because she is the only dps waifufags got the entire year.
So even tho she is totally inoffensive they have no other target to atack

>>535287902
I stole this pic from a chink thoughever

Share your custom HSR alarms

Miss us yet?

>>535287805
Both are bricks so do whatever

>>535287672
i can already see him somehow bitchslapping irontombnon

Reminder, you don't even need Hyacine for Evernight, what you need is her lightcone, which you canuse on RMC just fine

>>535287123
His thinking is retarded since he puts Nous on a pedestal and that somehow impressing Nous is the goal of science.
Why does it matter that Nous has already calc'd whatever you are thinking off? Nearly if not everything you do in life has already been done by someone else as well. Does your enjoyment of games get diminished because someone else has already beaten it?
Besides, it's not like discovering new things in universe is pointless, Nous does not care about sentient lives, he does not share his discoveries or technologies. So what's the difference between discovering something Nous already knows but no one else does and discovering something completely new? Many geniuses have made their mark in the universe, the impact of tech such as the universal translator (Synesthesia Beacon) did not get diminished just because Nous already knows how to make it.

>see really cool Moze Cipher 0 cycle
>look inside
>E2 Robin
Maaaaaan

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Horseshoe crabs are also extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called "Limulus Amebocyte Lysate", or "LAL".

This compound coagulates or clumps up in the presence of small amounts of bacterial toxins and is used to test for sterility of medical equipment and virtually all injectable drugs. That way, when you get a vaccine you know it hasn’t been contaminated by any bacteria. Anyone who has had an injection, vaccination, or surgery has benefited from horseshoe crabs! Additionally, research on the amazing and complex compound eyes of horseshoe crabs has led to a better understanding of human vision.

>>535287596
purple is just another shade of pink

How to get Hysilens, Cerydra, Evernight, and Cyrene without slaving in the office

>>535288042
fuck mihoyo for making shit like sunday and hyacine lightcone

>>535287834
You can't make this shit up

>>535288042
And who do you use for sustain then? Gallachud? lol

i prefer march's outgoing personality to evernight's.

>>535288006
I don't believe (you) and you should kill yourself paggie.

>>535287834
The absolute state of yuripaggies

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Horsetail is a popular fern that has been used as an herbal remedy since the times of the Greek and Roman Empires. It’s believed to have multiple medicinal properties and has traditionally been used to treat wounds; to enhance skin, hair, and bone health; and as a remedy for various other health conditions.

Horsetail is mostly consumed in the form of tea, which is made by steeping the dried herb in hot water. It’s also available in capsule and tincture form. Researchers believe that horsetail’s bone-remodeling effect is mostly due to its high silica content. In fact, up to 25% of its dry weight is silica. No other plant boasts as high of a concentration of this mineral.

>there must be many
How do we tell Hysilens we only have Castorice and a couple of Stellaron hunters in our harem?...

We love power regression here

>>535283363
isn't irontomb pretty much the next rubert? so i don't think it will happen now

>>535288115
>game tries to force you to roll dotbricks

Shan't be doing this mode.

We love pink sluts

Elio should invite one of Zandar's eight other vessels to join SH and create a team of godslayers

I prefer cool bug facts personally.

>>535288212
>futa
>yuri

Say hi to 3.x best universal SEX support, Tribbie

>>535288171
Your constant seethe for more than a year about Gallgher is hilarious

>>535288309
March's jellyfish is so fuckable

>>535288309
Why is faglus in there?

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Sleipnir /ˈsleJpnJər/ (Old Norse: "slippy" or "the slipper") is an eight-legged horse ridden by Odin. Sleipnir is attested in the Poetic Edda, compiled in the 13th century from earlier traditional sources, and the Prose Edda, written in the 13th century by Snorri Sturluson. In both sources, Sleipnir is Odin's steed, is the child of Loki and Svaðilfari, is described as the best of all horses, and is sometimes ridden to the location of Hel. The Prose Edda contains extended information regarding the circumstances of Sleipnir's birth, and details that he is grey in color.

>>535287765
Correct. You weren't supposed to roll your favorite bricks like a retard, retard.

>>535287123
Shut up you stupid bot.
We won.

>>535288014
>still not new fire dps since their release
nah fuck off, come back when they release sparkle sp

Yeah... I fly now.

>>535288387
>We
Screwllum won.

>>535288367
He owns pink slut below him

>>535288367
he's the biggest pink slut of all
his butthole is pink

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

The fitting of horseshoes is a professional occupation, conducted by a farrier, who specializes in the preparation of feet, assessing potential lameness issues, and fitting appropriate shoes, including remedial features where required. In some countries, such as the UK, horseshoeing is legally restricted to people with specific qualifications and experience. In others, such as the United States, where professional licensing is not legally required, professional organizations provide certification programs that publicly identify qualified individuals.

Threadly fun astronomy facts:

The middle "star" of Orion's sword, the vertically aligned stars below the easily noticeable 3 stars in a straight line that make up Orion's belt, in the constellation Orion (duh) isn't actually a star. It's the Orion Nebula, which is made of interstellar gas and dust, and illuminated by a dense star-formation region called the Trapezium Cluster. You can spot faint nebulosity with the naked eye, seeing it as a "fuzzy star", but starting with binoculars you can start seeing it as a proper object with discernable angular diameter instead of a simple "dot" of light like the other stars.

>>535288353
imagine if she shares senses with her jellyfish
that would be funny haha

>>535288464
SHUT UP MYDEIMOS
You can only say that about Pagnon

>>535288138
Giving pags internet access has doomed the modern world.

>>535288353
how

>>535288370
>this nigga has a crystal ball
Lmfao. Okay dimwit. Tell me who is meta 1 year from now, use your magic for the greater good.

every time I see Paglus I get the urge to vomit, game would be better if they removed him from the game

Can we get uh...threadly fun pathstrider and aeon facts? w8 I forgot that no one reads the story nevermind.

Remember to say "Thank you, Madam Herta!"

>>535288514
that would make one hell of a doujin

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Horseshoeing, when performed correctly, causes no pain to the animal. Farriers trim the insensitive part of the hoof, which is the same area into which they drive the nails. This is analogous to a manicure on a human fingernail, only on a much larger scale.

too long; didn't read

>>535288241
Tell her that you’re the only one for me baby!

>>535288413
Keep telling yourself that lygussy.

We love Rice here

>>535288582
only time i used the skip button so far was for Fateslop

every time I see St*lle I get the urge to vomit, game would be better if they removed her from the game

>>535287391
>Topaz is definitely getting Elation buff in 4.X.
*Aventurine

>>535288565
>this has eyes but can't see Mt. Tai

They keep releasing attack scling characters back to back, yet refusde to release a superbreak dps. Firefly e0 might as well be a standard character. Even if they gave her for free, most people would not benefit unless they already at e1. Why cant they use releasee new super break that is stronger by a simmilar factor of like Phainon vs Yunli. How hard?

>>535288315
Elio wants to kill Destruction and Zandar is a Destructionfag

>>535288592
AIIIE, save me herta!

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

Domestication of the horse most likely took place in central Asia prior to 3500 BCE. Two major sources of information are used to determine where and when the horse was first domesticated and how the domesticated horse spread around the world. The first source is based on palaeological and archaeological discoveries; the second source is a comparison of DNA obtained from modern horses to that from bones and teeth of ancient horse remains.

The earliest archaeological evidence for attempted domestication of the horse comes from sites in Ukraine and Kazakhstan, dating to approximately 4000–3500 BCE.

E2S1 Evernight/RMC S1 Hyacine LC/Cyrene E0S1/GallaGOD
It's that easy.

>>535288693
They keep giving Stelle a dick too so we know exactly who the target audience for Stelletroons are

>the first few lines of the event are voiced
>becomes silent shit
why would they do that?
this same thing happened at the end of 3.4 where like a line or 3 of cyrene was voiced, but then she just became silent

Castorice/Tribbie/Hyacine is already too strong and their E2S1 can 0 cycle anything even without 4th member. You don't need both Evernight and Pagrene. So Pagrene is easy skip.
Pagrene needs to be absolutely broken like RMC/Sunday/Tribbie combined to be relevant.

>>535288804
Gallagod's memosprite is a fresh ice cold brewski
>*KKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT*

>>535287123
>>535288048
>In your view, who holds the power to distinguish between genius and mediocrity?
>Nous?
>Nous or no Nous, my contributions remain invaluable.
>The truth is, it's of no significance.
>Make a choice, bear it, reflect on it, and accept it. There's no need to prove anything or seek validation.
Anon came to the same conclusion as Ratio

I genuinely do not understand why you people are seething so hard over Castorice. The game pulled literally every lever imaginable to communicate to players "this will be the meta for the next year" and "this character is important". She's cute and she's strong. They even went above and beyond to make sure she doesn't have male teammates. What are you so angry about? Do you just want a bunch of characters being released with zero synergy or consideration as to how they fit together?

[THREADLY FUN HORSE FACTS]

While horses in the wild mate and foal in mid to late spring, in the case of horses domestically bred for competitive purposes, especially horse racing, it is desirable that they be born as close to January 1 in the northern hemisphere or August 1 in the southern hemisphere as possible, so as to be at an advantage in size and maturity when competing against other horses in the same age group. When an early foal is desired, barn managers will put the mare "under lights" by keeping the barn lights on in the winter to simulate a longer day, thus bringing the mare into estrus sooner than she would in nature. Mares signal estrus and ovulation by urination in the presence of a stallion, raising the tail and revealing the vulva. A stallion, approaching with a high head, will usually nicker, nip and nudge the mare, as well as sniff her urine to determine her readiness for mating. During copulation, the stallion usually ejaculates after 6 to 8 pelvic thrusts.