Thread 535559215

POCHIE SUNDAY!
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
LESS THAN 1 (one) HOUR TO LAUNCH

Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
<Minty Fresh> Alliance
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals> Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535538000

GVRVFASHY!

yep im thinking Enbyshire won!

Surely they'll make it so you can accept the Soul of Iron quest at any level to make up for it not being available at launch right bros...

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

MENETHIL CHADS WW@?

Get your piss bottles ready

Ambershire's launch is just five hours away! We're beyond excited to see a brand-new European realm open its doors, welcoming a fresh community that will grow, thrive, and shape itself in ways only you can.

To make this day even more special, our radio team has prepared a full launch-day festival just for you.

Tune into the radio straight from your minimap, or on the website if the realm decides to take a nap, and join the celebration!

Ambershire Launch Day Radio Schedule: https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=21061

i am transgender and rolling on kezan
i hope this helps you make a more informed decision on where to roll

I am going to be honest for a second here.
The turtle shills made me hate turtle.
Seriously, I went from not caring to genuinely hating them and putting them on the same tier as pso2 general posters.
They are that bad.

>>535559286
You going warlock like you always do?

POCHIE

POCHIE HYPE

Menethilbros where you at

I waky and will soon be playing pochi

Me on Kezan (I'm a Tauren)

>>535559451
>pso2g
don't remind me

>>535559445
christine metzen

>>535559549
taurens actually have small cocks
it's embarrassing.

>>535559456
Yes

>>535559445
come on guru ally. we're all there

nelf
feet

>>535559598
every single piece of porn disagrees

The test server is still up, I just checked captain placehholder works now

Turtletroons on suicide watch. They tried to steal all the Epoch refugees, but Ascension stole them first and stole them better.

>>535559451
Ive been playing turtle since 2021 and got permabanned from their discord 2 weeks ago for calling a change in the (now released) upcoming update low IQ

>>535559451
i think they're funny. epoch was being annoying as fuck before during and after their launch. honestly fuck these people.

>>535559549
me on left

>>535559627
is that a... turtle?

LETS GO!

POCHIE DAY IS HERE!!!

I missed the info, will the southshore - sw boat work or no?

pochie pals, how are we feeling?

>>535559656
all off model

>>535559549
>turns warmode off
you need to ask for consent first, now sit down like a cuck you are lmao

30 minutes
do i play paladin druid hunter or mage i cant decide and im going crazy

is there going to be a launcher patch/update? Or can I just chill on the login screen?

>>535559627
when will gaytotes hire real artists instead of AI slopping it up and copy pasting random caves?

So did the epoch devs get cucked?

I heard Acension pretty much running this shit now.

Snacks: gathered
Balls: shaved
Mom: drugged
Yup, it's pochie time

Gurupochie...

>>535559898
if 5 you must roll huntard with a cringe legolas name

REMEMBER TO SAY THANK YOU TO OUR BETA TESTERS @KEKZAN
THEY CRASH SO WE DON'T HAVE TO

>>535559974
afaik Kaytotes had some family emergency come up but he is very likely stuck in the code mines being out of the eye of the public as he usually is

WHY THE FK IS GURU NOT ONLONE

MAKE GURU COME ONLINE YOU FKING COWARDS

I DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH PVE TROON DADGAMER DRAGON'S LAYERS I'M A PVP GIGACHAD KYS KAYTOTES

>>535559898
we can always use more mages

what are the chances they screwed the Epoch and Ascension accounts merging and my reserved names will be stuck somewhere in limbo.

>>535560070
deja vu

Shouldn't you alliance players be grooming kids on roblox

>>535560093
That just seems like a convenient excuse.

Pochie sunday is real
who would of thought

TURTLE WON

It's been a strange three weeks boys, but the waiting is finally over

>>535559974
ascension is just doing all the PR, which is a good thing because gaytotes and co were completely fucking retarded at it

>>535560097
It's coming up later today brownoid

retailchads run this general

I want to make a guild named "The List"

>>535560183
Probably, but it's not like he had much to say beyond snide remarks. Him not saying anything during this is probably a blessing in disguise since Dutch pretty much 180'd the growing perception of Epoch

what are the best professions for a warrior? i dont wanna do engineering.

>>535560212
>TURDLE W-ACK

>>535559451
I played Turtle up to 45 and quite enjoyed it, some of the custom content (especially Gilneas) was pretty good but I just burnt out cause my friends quit.
I came here just to laugh at Epoch's launch cause it was funny how bad it was, but seeing the endless deceitful shilling from turtle and them constantly attacking other servers like Ascension completely out of nowhere despite nobody having talked about Ascension in /wpsg/ for years and making up stuff while deflecting any criticism of their cash shop as "heckin wholesome convenience", I grew to resent them. Went from being indifferent to disgusted.

>>535560191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yd3lQVbkYc

pochie day

>>535560385
Yea doesn't turtle have it own lootbot?

Lootbots are great unless you're a fucking poorfag.

POOOCHIES

>Menethil will launch before gurutroon
keeeeeeeeeeeeek

I STILL BELIEVE IN POCHIE MONDAY
TODAY WILL CRASH AND BURN - ONLY FOR IT TO RISE FROM THE ASHES TOMORROW

ANY MINUTE NOW

Haven't been checking the threads. Do we have a specific launch time or is it just soon? Will Guru be launched at that time as well or later?

I am now starting my AVGN marathon.
Incase of queue

>>535560191
we made it bro

>>535560635
Post your reskin of a spectral tiger or you're a poorfag

>>535559353
Take advantage of the situation and go wild on your first character on the launch of the new server.

Level entirely through BGs or something, I don't know.

>>535560681
>combat rogue and druid below arms warrior
cool story bro

>>535560759
20 minutes from now

vibes status?

Happy for you guys, hope the server works fine and that there is real competitiveness in the vanilla+ sphere. Will check Pookie out at some point in the future, perhaps after a few major patches

I'm a warrior and I need heals. I will also invite plate dps to my group, sharing is caring. making others feel good is my mission.

When I launch PA from the launcher, where would I see actual Project Epoch servers? I don't see it anywhere. Just the PA servers.

>>535560681
dont care still playing druid

>>535560956
>B-but muhun bladesturm...

>>535560681
where the fuck is MM

>>535560923
Don't forget to get your 36 slot bags and every town service portable summon!

>>535559215 (OP)
Orc or undead Hunter i can't decide aahhh

>>535560970
I'm all pochie'd up

>>535561019
Bootm right of the launcher, drop down menu

Yaaaawn any of you guys feel sleepy I think im gonna take a nap before ambie launches

>3 weeks ago I had loads of free time
>right now I have no free time
oh well, at least I didn't book time off work 3 weeks ago

>>535560401
haha funny jew :)

>>535560923
How do special mounts affect you?

Pochiee Hypee

>>535559898
anything but paladin and you'll do fine

>>535559451
>pso2g
Damn, that bad?

all epoch cucks need to thank their ascension BVLLS for saving their little private server

>>535560681
Why do you keep posting this when the server doesn't use TBC items?

>everyone has been realizing there's gonna be too many paladins
>they go something else instead
>paladin shortage

>>535559451
>shills
There's only one

>was insanely hyped 3 weeks ago
>not that bothered now
anyone else?

Now that the dust has settled, why did Poochie fail?

>>535561326
thank you mr ascension

>>535561370
>>everyone has been realizing there's gonna be too many paladins
doubtful.

POCHIE HYYYYYYYYYYYPE

Anyone livestreaming the launch? Any links pls?

i'm scared to go hunter
how will i get dungeon groups

>>535561380
are turtletrannies that fucking desperate? I mean really?

They are actually insufferable

gurubashi up

>>535561197
I'm such a retard I downloaded PA first. Thanks anon

first for <Minty Fresh>

the most feared words among all no-shoes

>gurubashi
>caged
oh no no no

gugu!!!

Apparently wow turtle launcher also requires to run as administrator for the last patch

almost there.. i sure hope poochie holds..
im not equipped to wait another week

LAST CALL
check your snackies, drinks, piss bottles

>>535559898
You'll never regret playing what you want on launch. You want to play one of those classes way more than the others. Do it, I believe in you.

Maybe we should skip Epoch and roll on Ambershire instead... They said they were doing a difficulty increase, if that's what you're looking for out of classic+...

>>535561490
>LF4M DM need all
>invite tank heal and dps
wowie that was hard

>>535561606
no one asked about turtle wow

>>535561490
Hunters are easy invites, they wear gear no one but enh shamans wear.

>>535561606
common launchercuck L

POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE

LESS THAN 15 MINUTES UNTIL POCHIE. SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!!!

>>535561619
The very last thing this server needs is yet more pallytards especially retardadins

>>535561621
The image really adds to it anon I laughed.

lets all do an epic prank by playing on turtle instead haha

>>535561704
I need 2handers for melee weaving btw.

>>535561704
I will roll on every int piece

Will Horde players spare me PvP in the open world if I play a Nelf priest?

>>535561606
The karmic backlash is unreal

>>535561704
and hunter weapons, and rogue gear

>>535561662
>quickly becomes LF2M tank heals

POCHIE POCHIE

>>535561768
I'll be a prot paladin god raping dungeons, stay envious.

why does the framelimiter never work on private servers?

GURU IS SAVED

>>535561490
use the LFG addon

It's gonna feel really good telling all the DPS paladins to fuck off LOL

they spoil us

>>535561606
how ironic

GURABASHI READY GIVE ME MY GNOME RAPESLUTS NOW

Holy shit GURUCHADS

>GURU RELEASING AT THE SAME TIME AS KEZAN
OH NO GURUBROS, TIME TO WAKE UP.

UPPY! GVRV IS READY!!!!!!

GURU SISTERS WE ARE GOING HOME

GURU BROS WE ARE SO BACK

>>535561864
>LF tank and heal DM
>LF tank and heal DM
>LF tank DM
>LF tank DM
>LF tank DM
>LF tank DM and 1 dps DM
>LF tank DM
>LF tank DM

FTW

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE BROWN BROS

Do palatanks in BC still require to drink after every fucking pull?

ugh fuck I should have stayed asleep more than 3 hours - my alarm went off for this but now I feel like ratshit

WE'RE SO BACK GURUCHADS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAIL DUTCH HOLY SHIIIT

>>535559215 (OP)
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING KEZANKEKS???

THEY CAN'T TELL YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE GONE GURU(bashi)

RISE UP GAMERS YOUR TIME HAS COME!

LF pala-simp to level my mage

you WILL give me every copper you own

you WILL /kneel and /bow at my whim
whenever i request and every time i level up

you WILL protect my reputation, duel everyone in my name, and defend my honor like my knight in shining armor

whenever i am not online you WILL spend 18 hours of your day collecting resources to max my tailoring and enchanting

you WILL spend HOURS in ONE SITTING
fishing for me so i can max my cooking

you WILL take cutesy screenshots of my character

If even ONE mob touches me i WILL ignore you

if a neutral mob looks at me funny you WILL attack it and kill it for me

you WILL provide me with surprise gifts, if i do not like your gift i WILL ignore you

you WILL create a guild in my name, you WILL spread word of my greatness and you WILL gather other fanatics for me

you WILL be consulted on every each and one of my transmog choices, and you WILL like them or i WILL ignore you

you WILL never own a mount, you WILL walk to every destination so you BETTER find a shortcut

you WILL refer to me by cute nicknames, this nickname will change every day, if i do not like the nickname you have given me i WILL ignore you

you WILL do silly dances while i am afk in stormwind

if anyone makes a sexual remark toward me you WILL do everything in your power to protect me

i WILL never make portals for you, you are not worthy of them

you WILL take herbalism and alchemy and you WILL only make potions for me

you WILL always tell me i look beautiful even in the worst of the worst of grey trash gear

you WILL give me at minimum 20 compliments an hour

see you on kezan <3

>>535561970
KEZAN IS SAVED
BROWNS FILTERED

POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535562085
fighting ghosts

I've never played WoW so I'm going in completely blind. What advice would you give me?

>>535562020
>shitlord whispers: "I can tank"
>shift+click shitlord
>[Shitlord] Level 14 warrior - Westfall

Everyone is going so hard with the realm tribalism, meanwhile I still haven't made up my mind on which realm to roll

>>535562043
The less armor you wear, the more mana you get from heals.

>>535562169
play warrior

POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE POCKY HYPE

>>535562169
Savor your time spent lvling and questing cause that's the best part

post your face laughing at all the guru sisteers that are sleeping right now

>>535562204
>look at dis nigga

he did it the absolute madlad

>My walled garden will remain forever untainted
GLORIOUS
https://youtu.be/E7oMBq1vkCM?si=spg7OFfjYE32KzoB
SHADOW COUNCIL, WE FUCKING WON.

GURU NIGGERS WONT SPAM KEZAN ANYMORE! LETS FUCKING GO!

do i need to redownload the client or what, im getting the same dc error from 3 weeks ago

>>535562180
doesnt matter as long as you roll healslut and do as youre told

>>535562043
Spiritual Attunement at 18 gives you a bit more leeway with your mana useage, but it won't get better until you have Seal of Wisdom.

WHAT FUCKING CLASS DO I PLAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kezan and Guru won
Meneshill lost

>>535562169
Don't spend a bunch of time trying to find out what's meta, just play the game and try to have fun. If some nigger tells you to install a bunch of addons tell them no.

>>535562034
>>535562049
>>535562054
>>535562085
Kezan is fucking dead.....
Guruchads, I kneel....

>>535560923
Ive also got 6 36 slots bank/ah/repair bot
Ive gotten away with calling people faggot and nigger in world with <1h mutes and I assume thats why

imagine not playing on a pvp server

Rogue or Spriest for raping niggas in PVP

Does mage ever get fun?
I remember leveling one in cata (no AoE since I was retarded) and leveling up using just frostbolt and nova gets old fast

>>535562180
put on the chastity cage already and lets go healslut

>>535562309
if you can't decide on a class after three weeks of blueballing then sorry but you're ngmi

>>535562034
>>535562085
>>535562253
DUTCH = GOD

>>535562180
You're coming home with me to gvrv sis

>>535562351
spriest for MC fun
rogue for stealth and rape

>>535562309
just b urself

Gurubros... we're going HOME

Much like Epoch deserved its failed launch due to the endless shilling, Turtle deserves the Ascension Epoch fusion completely cucking their fresh server because they have been insufferable faggots the entire time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqDJ1tJdN44
countdown music

>>535561753
>KEZAN WON
>GURU WON
>TURTLE FUCKING LOST

>>535562309
Roll what you actually want to play so you don't get bored and quit fren! c:

>KEZAN REMAINS PURE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

So Dutched rushed the release so they could catch up with Turtle, will it work? I am worried they might shit the bed in the final stretch

Why does it says I have 4 characters on Kezan?

>>535562351
always rogue

KEZAN WAS JUST UP FOR 5 SECONDS

>>535562345
Prove it's turtle and an actual mount and not a model swap too

>>535561970
GURUSISTERS!!!

>>535562487
Im telling you man. Dutch was with us every single day for those weeks. Hes the biggest Epoch believer and fan. He wants to cuck the Turtle Trannies as much as we do.

I'M IN

GVRVFASHY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>535562119
im not reading that

>>535562309
when in doubt play the class that does it all
druid
can't go wrong with druid

IT'S UP AAAAAAA

>>535562538
>still concern trolling
just go back to /wpsg/. it's over. epoch is launching and it will have a playerbase.

POCHIE NOW
>POCHIE NOW
POCHIE NOW
>POCHIE NOW
POCHIE NOW
>POCHIE NOW

GURU???

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_6g9qpSVLY

where's gururu...

Gurupochie!

>>535562309
same bro, its down to mage, warrior and spriest

ITU OASD PE

IT'S ALREADY FULL AAAAAAAAAA

>queue
its over

>225
It over

>GuruFASHI still isn't up
it's over...

>>535562264
Man, you were making such a cute face yesterday~

>1k queue
How many people are ingame already?

>>535562228
Women really used to dress like this.

If you are in queue you already lost. Give up and wait for Menethil

>try 3 mins early
>1700 queue
very cool.

Literally 1 minute inbetween attemtps and in 1000 in queue

>wake up at 5:40 am
>login
>2k in que
EPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

OPEN GVRVPOCHIE!

>they put it up early
>2500 queue
th-thanks
see you niggers in an hour

shit I missed the launch and am now in 1k queue...

In under 2 minutes, the Epoch community will be split into two factions.
Those who rolled on Kezan, and those who made a mistake. Don't fuck yourself anons, don't fall for the guru psyop.

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OOOOOOOWN
https://youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg?si=ykslqwxMFXQgrISf&t=75

>just logged in
>position 93
Sucks to be slow, I wouldn't know B^)

>>535562871
maybe next fresh you wont fall behind

>>535562834
You needed to have a poller script and hit "change realm" the moment world server went up to make it immediately refresh.

dutch jewed us

WHAT THE FUCK
6K QUEUE???? LMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>535562806
>mfw logged into Kekzan just to waste a spot while waiting for Guru

>menethil already being deployed
i'm on my knees Dutch

Position 183
>37 minutes

>>535562609
>Licks your tummy
Yay!

Think we're getting another realm boys.

It's still not to late, roll Gurubashi sisters

TURDLE KEKS?

Time to game.

>>535562997
Yup

Go on without me.
I will try my luck on Turtle.

guru..shi wake up...

>>535563015
>more people in queue than are currently logged into turdle
kekky

>gurubashi offline

DUTCH FUCKING LIED ITS OVER

Menethil sounds kino desu

we were not prepared

Sheena is screaming in the discord call

>>535563046
Menethil-kun don't go

>So many players they need 2 realms
TICK TOCK TURTLE TROONS

fug. clicked second too late.. 7k qq

TOTAL FUCKING TURTLE ANNIHILATION LMAOOOO

uh oh

i actually waited to 2:59 to start trying to log in
i am retarded
bye see you all on next fresh

>6789th in queue
>guru is offline
uuuuuuuuuh

>>535563015
TURTLESISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING IN THE WAR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Epog is preggers with Triplets! Congratulations @kaytotes!

just managed to finish the expansion in time!

Turdles lost

IT KEEPS GETTING HIGHER
IT JUST BROKE 8k HOLY SHIT

damage report, soldiers?

>log in a minute early
>over 5k queue
>half an hour till in

"haha u only have 2k players"

i think they let like 500 people in and are slowly cranking it
the queue is moving too fast otherwise

cock

selling 5545 place in queue skip 2k people right now

>Menethil getting deployed
>Gurubashi is offline
what the fuck is this shit

>>535562982
and now they will delay guru to open a new pve server

>>535563015
>>535563046
Plebians

>ze queue iz full?
>deploy it

>>535563143
This is unbelievable lmao, any other server would be dead after the first launch failure. Incredible.

>release 4 minutes ago
>Guru still not up
>i'm still not in the game
wtf Dutch?

joined quene at 2k missclicked one second later and i was at 4k lol

where were these asshats during the stress test
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING QUEUE

Can't wait to finally get in just for it to crash

>>535563204
ascension chads won

Menethil is such a better name than Kezan

I mean I did warn you guys.
https://youtu.be/ut3n8-9JM5o?si=N8hl3ol4jpaY0_37
Wanna watch some AVGN?

turtle status?

>>535563218
thats how it SHOULD be done. so im not really mad

GURU'S UP!

>>535563285
thanks for beta testing cúck

So none of our names were saved...

They might have started at lower cap and increase it, hold for kezan

>0 ingame pics since launch
We are being played

I can't find a single untagged plainstrider.

TOTAL TURTLE DEATH
AMBERSHIRE DEAD ON ARRIVAL
ASCENSION OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE STONE COLD STUNNER

>>535563306
literally anything would be betteer than kezan

>>535563306
I wonder if I'm getting baited and it'll be dead within a month because I'd much rather roll on Menethil

turtle lost
epoch lost
ascension won

WHERE IS GURU HELLO WHY IS IT OFFLINE??

this lag is fucking dogshit
going ambershire

>>535563364
600 more for me in queue. I got you when im in.

No one is in?
Post screenshots or this is a psyop.

Gurubashi piggu go home!

Dutch showing gaytotes how a real man runs a server. Love to see it!

this is so fucking annoying. more realms

>over 8000 queue
EPOCH WON
TURTLE LOST

>8K queue now
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW?!?!?!

and this is why account registration should have remained closed
great job, fucking morons

>>535563418
TURTLIE MELTIE OH NOOOOOOO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Lmao Failed Launch Number 3. You guys are a glutton for punishment

>position hits 0
>connecting...
>disconnected
>new position is 8694
it's over

FREE GVRVFASHY

LET ME TAG A FUCKING SKELETON OYU NIGGERS A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kezan about to crash. not again my nigs

>>535563374
COMPLETE AMBIESHITE ANNIHILATION
TOTAL TURDLE DESTRUCTION

I"M IN
queue

>>535563387
Servers are getting merged if the pop dropes so it honestly doesn't matter where you roll.

>>535563427
It's laggy as expected

the lag is so bad i can't tag anything as warrior

>>535563485
must be bots or plebs. still didnt expect that many tho

Kezan doesn't even admit more people on their queue
lol

Also the queue is super fast, are they opening more slots or is it people disconnecting with no grace period?

>>535563218
im in and theres 4200 players

GURU IS ON
I REPEAT - GURU IS ON

>Over 8k
>Just to log in, no bots
I am starting to understand why the turtle gays were so mad

>Shenna DDOSing
>servers are still up
Shenna has money, but she doesn't have Qatari money.

LETSGOOOOOO

im gnome why am i in some underdground place and not the snowy mountains ???

>>535563349
YOU BUG FUCKER!!! I CHECKED AND NOW I LOST MY PLACE IN THE QUEUE

ALMOST

>just woke up
>9k que

started at 4800 and down to 3300
so at least the queue actually goes down unlike it did on old epoch...

bros......

>>535563174
That last mission filtered me so hard

GURUBASHI ONLINE
LEAVE MY FUCKING PVE SERVER QUEUE NOW

MENETHIL OR KEZAN???

Seems like I will be Menethil chad, goodbye to all Kezan friends, maybe we will see each other one day.

>>535563649
THE BUGS MAY BE FALSEHOOD BUT GURU BEING UP IS NOT!

>>535563602
They're probably letting people in in batches of 500. 3000 players on server to 3500 etc.

do i really got to wait 40 minutes to get in?.....

QUE ON GURU ALREADY FUUUUCK

>>535563602
its ramp-up start. you cannot let 10k spawn at the same pixel in one second

insane lag xd

>>535563649
relaunch the clients, guru is on

>>535563735
MENETHIL CHADS WILL WIN TRVST THE PVAN

>auto clicker on guru
>still 1k que
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535563735
menethil if you're not in the queue and wants to play asap

>>535563602
Opening slots
They can manipulate that on the fly according to load, at least grey had that rech on bbc+

There's ~4.6k online. The realm is very laggy inside at least in Northshire.

>>535563691
>kezan
>8000 queue
>gurubussy
>1000
its so over boys

>queue
not again D:

So what time does the new turtle server start?

NEW PVP REALM DOKO

>already 1.5k queue on gvrv
sisters...

>>535563758
that ETA is only going to go up

no troll it is actually up

>unplayable again
so this is the power of jewscension ?

ALRIGHT TRANNIES, BROWNS, AND AVATAR NIGGERS! YOUR CONTAINMENT SERVER IS UP! SUCK COCKS AND FUCK OFF

Everyone laugh at Eflop cucks. Another unplayable failed launch hahahaha

>>535563849
should go really fast. they are slowly cranking it

deploy M E N E T H I L

It's so laggy that it feels like the servers will crash any second now lmao.

DUTCH WE NEED MENETHIL NOW

>>535563472
>Have to wait for hours to play a 20 year old game
>Uhhh... Actually it means we won
Look, I have no dog in this race. I'm gonna go home in an hour or two and roll on whichever server ends up being more accessible and stable later tonight after I deal with my chipotle shits. But your argument and brand loyalty is sad

>>535563850
i pressed change realms and now im back to 7.6k lmfao FUCK

MEMETHIL IS BEST SERVER GOGOGO

GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING FAVELA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dead server

>queue position went from 887 to 911
bros?

anybody IN? post /who

Menethil
Home. No king rules forever warmane and turtleniggers.

Menethilgods, rise up.

someone needs to do a welfare check on shenna

>>535563821
>retards never let the stress server hit even 8k
>WE ARE CONFIDENT WE CAN HOLD 10K
?

>>535563764
5k should have been an easy to number to start with though

>1k queue
>70 minutes ETA
wat?

>>535563929
The game is just that good, and a second server is being deployed at this moment.

>it stopped moving
guess server hit cap...

>>535563974
look up

Should've started off with multiple servers online to balance the population. Now everyone is just going to crowd into Kezan and make it unplayable.

LET ME IN

>>535563929
>Look, I have no dog in this race. I'm gonna go home in an hour or two and roll on whichever server ends up being more accessible and stable later tonight after I deal with my chipotle shits. But your argument and brand loyalty is sad
way to know that you're moderating r/antiwork

>>535563964
>mine went from 911 to 420
sucks to suck

REAL STRESS TEST
>REAL STRESS TEST
REAL STRESS TEST
>REAL STRESS TEST

>>535563974
its not even close to 7k

GURUKEKS WHATS GOING ON

>only 8k queue
what killed the hype?

hello my little foxy friend

>>535563974

>>535563821

thinking of going menethil when it launches honestly

>>535564108
3 weeks of bullshit

uh oh, queue doesn't matter now

>I'm sure Ambershire will have a log in queue too.
:)

>was in the shower too long
>8k queue

>>535564116
God I LOVE juveniles.

>>535564051
guru is up too, with it's own queue

>>535563929
Yes, anon. Having tens of thousands more players wanting to play your game than the competing game, means that you won.
You clearly do have a dog in this race if you call making as simple an observation as this "brand loyalty"

>>535564116
why is he so juvenile?

>gurubashi restart in 20mins
Another chance to get in, queue-bros

MEN ethil

vs

Kezanistan

Yeah I'll wait for the menthil

>>535564097
you're not missing much
guru is unplayable with freeze ups and 3sec delays

>the same fucking shitshow all over again

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO

>>535564198
whitemane is that you

Genuinely what's the point in logging in now? There will be thousands of players just stealing your shit and mobs

>>535564116
>can't sleep
>furries will rape me

>>535564116
hewwo

>>535564097
Yeah seems at saturation, like 5 min to move 100 ppl
Someone inside Guru give us a /who

turtle is gonna triple epoch player count easily

cursed server

>>535564221
NOOOOO MY 200TH QUEUE SPOT

>>535564282
It will. But 90% of them will be bots to pad numbers

>>535564248
uh dont you realize you will never raid unless you at the top? JEZZZZ unc

>>535564269
I want to touch her beans

Why did they launch it early....

>>535564282
players or "players"

>>535564237
>having a queue is a "shitshow"
first wow launch ever?

Queue isnt moving anymore. Im stuck on like ~340

>>535564248
theres hyperspawns

>>535564174
its ok bro, i specifically logged on early for this and the server wasn't selectable in the menu until 10 minutes after anyway

only luckshitters got in

>>535564248
thats the sovl of wow

>>535564269
I'm not a furry...

>>535564248
Sovlful shitshow

it's be fine

>>535564176
You can only see your side in guru, if you're alliance there are probably around 4k total players online

>>535559215 (OP)
>there's a night elf in durotar
bros?

What races are available to play?

Gurubashi lost
Kezan lost
Menethil WON

>>535564397
but

FFFFFFRERRRRREEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHH LLAAAUUUNNCHHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOO

>>535564248
we need another option 2 or wait for another fresh. it is what it is

my client keeps freezing and then crashing

should we vote for a new wipe? this hardly seams fair

que aint moving and over 200 minutes. i think kezan is capped

>>535564248
all the players jumping around and shitposting makes me feel good

>restart guru in 20 minutes for performance tweaks

OK BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU TEST GURU THEN!??!?!??!

name reserves don't work btw

i've done a lot of pserver launches and i dont remember PVE realms being more popular than PVP ones
whats the deal here am i out of touch?

Menethil is the server for straight white men, our home.

>got in kezan
>want to play on gurubashi
its so over

>>535564443
This has to be the UK

>>535564443
Why are all these ugly fat hogs allowed to think they're pretty?

>>535564443
......gross

CANT GET IN

WIIIIIPE

>>535564462
somebody said the human is already laggy so probably

>>535564445
a fox hole is a hole and i'd buy her a pretty collar

7000 in queue waittime: 2 hours

>>535564540
How could this ever happen?

>>535564462
Dutch said they'd spin up more servers as needed. If both realms are capped and there are still thousands of players waiting, I'd expect that to happen.

>even more laggy than gaytotes` javascript server
oh no no no no

>>535564491
looks good to me.

>>535564551
A LARGE amount of men would fuck them anyway, so they get inflated egos. Very common.

Wait how many servers are there

>>535563929
HOLY FUCKING COPE LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>535564551
Billions of basedmale simps have validated them into girlboss status

>Captcha: ssadg

>5000 cap in game and 8000 queue waiting to get in
I thought these communities were boomer dads that have normie schedules and stuff to do like touch grass
How are they always ready to go at the drop of a hat

THEY HAVE LIVE RADIO DJS ALL DAY LONG FOR AMBERSHIRE LAUNCH

WHAT DO WE DO KNOW

>>535564551
they dont, hence the copious amounts of makeup and overdressing and moving in large groups

>>535564638
menethil is already confirmed its now just when they will get it up.

menthil is up just got in

>>535564501
zoomers get rape ptsd from pvp
>>535564619
I clicked kezan because guru was grey

>>535564638
THEY WEREN'T READO FOR THIS MANY PLAYERS, THE COULDN'T PREDICT THIS TURNOUT?

I don't get it.
My gurubashi nicknames were instantly taken like they didn't get reserved, so 2nd lie within a week from Ascension team.
Yet on the realm list I saw 4 characters on Kezan, like there was no wipe, either the nicknames are crossrealm and u can't have 2 characters with the same name on both or there's something fucky going on.

>>535563929
I think we broke the Turtle shill...Its almost sad seeing them so defeated.

>>535564491
you are so fucking cringe lmao.
nobody above the age of 20 thinks those names are cool.

DOUBLE DIGITS
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>535564695
its sunday my dude

Menethil up and perfectly stable

MENETHIL UP GOGOOGOG FR ONG

I will play epoch while listening to the turtle radio.

You guys don't understand, there's too many players so it's a failed launch
looks like turtle won again!

>thousands of people in game
>3 realms launching at the same time
>failed launch
Yea I got baited

i went to take one final forced piss and now i cant play
so mad

KEZAN Q GOING DOWN QUICK

>>535564830
I don't have my name reserved there

do any quest addons work? pfquest wasn't doing shit, at least the one I got from the epoch website

MENETHIL UP
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY QUEUE, KEZASHITS

MENETHIL IS UP
I REPEAT
MENETHIL IS UP

>>535564783
20? those types of names were cringe at 13 dude.

>>535564807
>he doesn't know
poor soul

Can you change skin colour at the barber shop?

gvrvchads, how are we feeling?

can anybody post a /who player count ?

guru alliance rn

MANATHIL ONLINE

>>535564501
pve server is cross faction unc. we just want to be able to join groups and guilds and not be locked behind factions

>>535564941
You are brown forever.

>>535564860
>there's a queue so it failed
turtle troons are so out of talking points they're now trying to spin positives as negatives lol

>>535564985
doa

kezanbros, is it actually stable/smooth once you're in? or is it lagging to shit

How many people is guru holding right now?

MENETHIL, OUR NEW HOME
CHEERS!!

>still don't know what class or server to roll
was planning to go pally but warrior with bladestorm looks fun in PvP
can we get another relaunch please I need more time

>>535564985
>1200 on alliance
>still in queue
what's the cap, like 2,5k?

>>535565057
laggy but playable

>>535564248
Playing on a server during launch can be a fun experience itself

>>535565057
it's unplayable

I'm already behind. We need a wipe.

Menethil up, how do we feel about rolling on a background server?

>go to store
>come back
>2k guru queue

>>535564971
on menethil

How did they fix all the crashes so fast

>Nicks will be still reserved for you guys don't worry!
>Both guru nicks reserved
FUCK YOU U FUCKING LYING NIGGERS! I KNEW ASCENSION SCAMMERS WILL FUCK THIS SERVER BEFORE IT EVEN START AAAAAAAAH

>>535565094
>guru
>alliance
nonny...

Menethil

No king rules forever

Gurubashi just died

>>535564985
Grim. Good thing I planned to play horde on Guru

>>535564248
I thought we had our names reserved. I had to quickly remake 3 characters.

>>535565218
good riddance

Alright tell me the most important Add-ons I should get from the Ascension launcher

>>535565218
they said it will
they have to push some updates to it

>>535565218
They said they were restarting it because the queue was fucked up

>>535564985
>>535565157
Guru population balance is already at 38% / 64%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURU IS KILL

Imagine being a turtle player and finally understanding just how many people were truly unwilling to even tolerate your presence

I'M IN MENETHIL CHADS RISE UP

>>535565278
None because the ascension launcher addons arent compatible with Epoch.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>535565278
ascension launcher addons dont work

GO IN
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

on my way to explorer contract at lvl 1 dont mind me

FUCK TURDLE
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>>535565314
Really unexpected.
Who could've seen this coming?

ahh better shitpost on 4chan on how great Epoch is now while waiting 2 hours to finish the wolf quest in northshire
am I rite bras

>>535565314
brother that is 102%

>>535565157
>Lolipochie
Saw you on stress test nigga >>535565320
I played on turtle while ago

3k on Menethil, come home white man.

Menethil (and other new servers) doesn't seem to share namespace with the og realms btw.

I'M IN

i got 2 fuckin g pocuhes

If you queing for kezan, you are already behind the curve go memethil for FRESH

>>535565242
>>535565314
So what's the point of rolling on a pvp server when there's no players in the opposing faction?

anyone inside gvrv post /who please

kezan queue from 2.7k to 700 in 30 mins

>Cross faction grouping, dungeons, auction house, etc

""""""""""""""""""""classic"""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>535565603
i would if i knew it would stay alive. cooler server name too
but what if it dies fast

>>535565509
They dont its a fresh realm, got plenty of fresh names.

>>535565609
:) there is no point. you fell for it.

i'm 1400 in kezan queue idk what to do

>>535565351
>>535565358
Fugg

WE ARE SO BACK...
GURUCHADS WHERE U AT?

>post who
https://youtu.be/0xeGE_5kSI0?t=2

yeah turtle actually won

how long can I go afk before I get kicked?

How's menethil q right now?

>>535565685
>but what if it dies fast
ascension fags said they will merge if that happens and i believe they can actually do that compared to the epoch devs

Menethil and Gurubashi seem enticing. Actually get to log in and play day 1
But what about day 40 when I'm on a dead af realm with 400 people while kezan is booming with 5k

>>535565685
They get merged if need be, its cool I'm there now its for the chads

>>535565674
even on the pvp realm?

now we're talking

did anyone get their reserved names?

>>535565740
just go menethil, they'll merge it later if pop drops

>Lie about no wipe 1st
>Now lie about the fucking nickname reservations
Fucking ASCENSION NIGGERS DIEEEEE

>>535565791
only in a deluded turtletrannies mind could they think 20k people logging in is losing and their server dropping to 3k people is winning

>>535565094
Everyone's making characters

>>535565836
based madlad

COME HOME TO MENETHIL, WHITE MAN.

>>535565670
they released another realm, tard

>>535565910
>caring about names
brown or transgender?

>>535565881
>>535565819
I do not trust you
I'll cope with the queue on Kezan

>>535565836
uhmmm already earned way too much xp
not a real explorer
denied entry to my elite League of Explorers guild

>>535565910
Calm down, Lilith.

No lag on Menethil orc side so far

>>535565910
>NOOOO MY Xd NAMEEEEE

>>535565986
lol it's impossible to not get map exploration exp before reaching there

Join us in MENethil fuck kezanisan!

>if you try to go to another realm while in the queue for kezan, it just logs you off
so fuckin gay

>>535565476
>THE SERVER IS DEAD
>OK ASCENSION BOUGHT IT BUT IT WONT LAUNCH FOR MONTHS
>OK ITS LAUNCHING SOON BUT IT WILL BE LOADED WITH CASH SHOP
>OK IT WONT HAVE THE CASH SHOP BUT IT WILL BE LAGGY
>OK THE SERVERS AREN'T LAGGY BUT YOU WILL BE QUESTING FOR HOURS
What will your next cope be turtle sister?

MENETHIL MENETHIL MENETHIL

have to level a hunter to level 10 in this lag

>>535566052
>picking the bait server

Am I alone on Menethil?
Join DESU password DESU

FIRST GURU ROGUES DEAL TURN IN!?

EPOOP LOOOOL XD

What's cap of players for realms?

>Content is Vanilla
>Talent trees are BC
So which client add-ons am I supposed to get for Epoch?

umm whre's my reserved toon in gvrv?

>>535565314
why tho I don't get it

>>535566078
is menethil pvp? i dont want to log out to check

man i could be killing goldtooth now
>wait for pserver for years
>dont even try to log in until 1 minute before release
...

Gurubros... we got baited into playing here

>>535566113
Menethil will be full of lazy casuals that aren't tryhard sweats and don't want to speedrun the entire game
aka it will be the best experience

Fuck it im playing retail

>>535566180
wotlk addons lol

LET ME IN

>>535566248
no its not