Thread 536152951

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>>536047586

>>536152951 (OP)
You perverted Gen Z /fng/ posters are too cute

>>536153098
This would be hot if you were a late 20s or early 30s woman.

>>536152951 (OP)
>>536153359
>Marvel vs. Capcom combo locker
BAAAAASED I do the same thing

Reminder to say FUCK BUSFAG

Ayla's butt

>busfag couldn't early bake again
he has to be trembling right now lmao

Trapped with you? You're trapped with me.

>>536153850
can't I be trapped with Ruby instead?

anyone still using Era? im kinda bummed that i only have this style of her

ella? more like smella

another L shop

>have to watch 10 hours of Rocket League
What a cancerous company

Babymetal in 30 mins

>>536153850
what is this skin

>>536154301
CrewGOD exclusive

i can't wait for the skin i'm waiting for to not be in the shop yet again

feel good shop inc

>>536154107
LUNAPOSTER!!!!!!

>>536154352
Ruby will be back. Trust the plan.

>>536154104
I use her all the time. I use the second style though.

>>536154782
and that's a good thing, she's 4 coomer skins in one

>>536154107
LunaGOD

Spark tonight hopefully

>>536144347
Peri
https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=18128

>>536154104
I do. I recently "rediscovered" her and use her all the time now that I have a loadout for her that clicks. Even gave her the free kicks emote to poke fun at her goofy Timberlands.
Sucks to hear that you don't have her other styles, they're really nice. I use the white one because she has really nice tiddies in it. Hope they do pass reruns someday so you can get it too.

>in reload, enemy starts swinging pickaxe and teabagging to signal a truce
>I play along for a few seconds but blow his head smoove off as soon as reboots are disabled
>go on to win the game with them spectating me the whole time
haha get fucked niggy

which is the SUPERIOR hope style

Wheelchair anon here! I’m watching the newly released Primitive War later tonight! I’ve intentionally avoided knowing anything about the movie beforehand, but from the bits I do know, it’s the Vietnam War, but somehow dinosaurs get involved and fuck shit up. Sounds like my kind of movie! I needed some dinokino after how ass the Jurassic World franchise has been. Most disappointing franchise imo. This is my dub for day 38 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]
https://streamable.com/6nazv7

>>536155429
Left. I shoot ropes for Hope and the thought of her smearing blue lipstick on my dick

>>536155429
The archived one

>one of our friends doesn't want to play
>have to play with a fill scrub that queues squads fill by himself or the game can also let us play minus one randomly

>>536155670
So queue trio

>>536155670
just play trios nigga

>>536155429
For me it's the original, no hat or glasses. The red one is nice too and goes well with remix wenegade wader's accessories since they're all red with checkerboards.
She's a shit character but she at least looks decent.

>>536155670
ignore the other two, play blitz six stack and be cat herders

Jesus in the next battle pass confirmed, what tier would they be?

>>536156548
Archive tier

>>536155386
Good call. It's kill or be killed and he'd probably have done the same to you if you had given him the chance. Pragmatism wins the day.

>>536155918
>>536155965
it's og

>The Kai cenat emote isn't sturdy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8xn7ezkCBVc

>>536140345
Being just one season apart (yes i'm ignoring slop wars) makes it better

>>536156874
Momoka is fat.

they're literally going to wait until the season finishes before putting bathany in the shop

>>536157276
And that's a good thing.

My my check my phone.

Gorgeous Grimoire in shop

gimme chocolate

>>536153850
Lucky me!

>>536157549
Thats right.

gimme the chocolate hisao

Baby metal is for troons*

Tempted to buy Lucien, because I have Mal and I like to imagine those two fucking all night.

New emote is buns.

>>536155429
This one

Wish we'd gotten Ratatata instead, but I'm fine with this.

>>536157779
You seem to know a lot about troon culture

>>536155429
Hope is a 31 year old prostitute

>>536158075
Hope is my wife

>>536157702
>>536157779
what u guys talking about

>>536158043
not hard to pick up on it when you troo/ns do nothing all day but spam your t\roon shit, i.e. "give me chocorato"

they added the second batch of rocket league drops for the colored stuff, still don't know exactly how it works but that's that, may be getting updated

>>536158069
>mine
yay, one less from my wishlist

is hangfire worth it?

>>536158069
Champion PJ gonna be a top seller

>>536156874
also worth noting it was a par patroller with the skully star wand. par patrollers are not trustworthy people

>>536158394
she's ok but I ended up returning last time

>PLAY ON! YOU AND ME!
>SET ON THE LEGACY!
AHHHHHHH IT'S FUCKING PEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>536158069
>PJ with black hair but FNCS slop all over
boooo

>>536158241
jam track released today
>>536158257
>0 mention of it aside from when it was announced and that one week when it was on wrecked, not even spammed
>anon thinks people were spamming about it
Me thinks You projecting

Should i pull the flippin trigger and get her?

>>536158136
Hope is everyone's wife, for 20 dollars up to an hour at a time.

>less players than every other season save for Star Wars
Even Lawless had more this is sad

>>536158903
lawless was fun and fletcher's medallion did fuck over the meta. yes the rift gun was ass but everything else was great.

>>536158857
As a latelet coomer, no. Her ass isnt fat or defined enough for me.

do i need to have rocket league installed for the twitch shit or can i just get them as is

>collabs for 30 to 40 year olds
>the most ADHD riddled instadeath 0.5 second TTK with mach 5 movement that's impossible for oldheads to keep up with

Is there a more retarded game developer?

>>536158857
I think she's pretty neat, though I am biased towards the animal head rave/neon skins a la Bop and Bunnywolf

>>536153098
Im 25, im too old for you. I missed out on getting molested by a woman in her mid to late 30's when I was a teen.

cute dance meh song

got absolutely filtered by baby metal and the playstation song

>>536159703
>>536075649
I dont want to hear it you balding pword

>>536159237
you need to open it to claim stuff

>>536159910
You didnt get filtered, you just dont have enough brain damage to enjoy that jpop slop.

>>536159880
cunny sex

How do i give chocolate?

>>536160058
thanks, guess i'm not gonna do that shit then

dakara chokoretto chokoretto SHINPAI nan desu

>>536160202
>t. Mumble rap enjoyer who unironically uses bussin and rizz irl

Skye!

Is Bay any good?

smooth operatuh

>>536160202
I meant they're really hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTEYUFgLveY Road of Resistance when?

>>536160932
ahh excuse me
>ahh excuse me

wtf... THAT'S BABY METAL?!? holy fuck, they suck, I saw the band before, even that photo with Rob hack zombie, thinking the band was this fucking hardcore heavy metal crap, Jesus, is just puffy ami yumi plus 1 and painted black.

>>536159880
childlike thing

>>536161158
>Besmirching Ed, Edd n' Eddy with that bad of a take
Get them out of your reaction image file, and then fuck off.

>>536159880
this is the most erotic shit ever to me

>>536160619
I hate monkeys like travis scott and juice world. Just because I hate weeb pandering slop doesnt mean im a zoomer wigger. Dont @ me you incel with fried neuro receptors.

Let's be real for a second, how long does battle royale as a genre realistically have left

really hope this leak is legit

>>536161487
Engrish! du yu spek?!?

>>536161759
It just a schizo delusion retard. he even counter his own thought process in his reasonings.

>>536158069
>Didn't have to wait a whole ass year for the summer stuff to rerun
Neat, it almost makes me want to forgive them for RERUNNING THE SKRATCH COMPANY STUFF AGAIN BUT NOT THE FUCKING SATCHEL STILL AAAAAA

>>536161759
literally who?

>>536161759
>attention whore baiter with the fake "leaks"
This person should be tied to a telephone pole, flogged then raped and finally castrated. And then we will flog him some more.

>>536160774
The only good part about her, kinda

>>536161734
4 more days

>>536157849
wtf i love Hope now.

I love how the schizo tried to make his literal who band sound more legitimate by trying to seriously imply that Epic is trying to get Michael Jackson as the next headliner

They already have the whole year, if not the next 2 years planned

>>536162056
The hands on hips, exposed back and nails aroused me for a second

>>536161759
Never heard of Ghost. Sounds like some gen alpha/zoomer bullshit

>>536161734
i would be surprised if fortnite is still a battle royale game in 2027
imagine clinging to the same gimmick for 10 years

>that feel when there's almost no chance the Gorillaz song with St Vincent gets in
>they most likely won't even add anything off of Song Machine, let alone anything past Plastic Beach
it's not fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zqX76Bz8Q

hey hey hey, stop derailing the thread, everyone start talking about Gorillaz and the 130% confirmed by Epic employee Donkey Fist Man.

>>536162265
Except we had a situation at the start of this year where we were guaranteed to be getting NewJeans but got Miku instead or how we were getting Olivia Rodrigo but something happened and now we're getting Gorillaz. Michael Jackson's estate likely is going to say no once October comes and Epic will have to rely on getting Ghost instead and this general is going to melt down when the leak end up being real this entire time.

>>536162976
>guaranteed
leakers aren't a guarantee retard

Is that the splatoon kid on this new Jam track?

smella

>>536162976
they literally deconfirmed NewGens retard, season 7 was always supposed to be Miku

>>536162990
Gooey coochie

>>536161759
as a fellow fake leaker its 100% fake. literally all we have to do is pretend to be an employee and talk some nonsense COMING SOON I SWEAR abd you guys eat it up every time

Art or Ghostface? Which would u rather get this year?

>>536162976
why would epic get some literal who band when they could just get another popstar
>how we were getting Olivia Rodrigo but something happened and now we're getting Gorillaz
except that was never confirmed to begin with unlike newjeans
>and this general is going to melt down when the leak end up being real this entire time
kinda like how deadmau5 was the festival artist right you stupid retard

Unironically how much of a fucking chapterlet do you have to be to think Epic is making shit up as they go

Chapter 5's ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR was leaked because of a shareholder meeting. Nothing on it was wrong aside from the fact that they didn't expect Rocket Racing to die by fall

>>536163437
It's just the zoomer retard who unironically wanted some random whore with no songs as the headliner larping

>>536163387
I'd rather get Isaac but in his dead space 2 suit

>>536162760
As the tumor coomer I simply cant. Noodle does not activate my almonds. I enjoy the music and music videos but I cant put that gooner passion into Gorillaz and noodle and thus I remain silent whenever someone posts Gorillaz to /fng/.

>>536161759
>Halo
>90s

i don't know why people bother to discuss upcoming festival headliners when these last two were a direct fuck you to insiders, no one expected bruno mars and gorillaz, while discussed in the past, lost most backing since people were already getting used to single artists with the new crew method
but don't get me wrong, discussion is healthy and all that, just don't trust anyone saying the next headliner is 100% confirmed

>>536163536
>mentions a different collab
>a collab that we already have gotten

>>536162976
>he fell for the olivia rodrigo meme
kek you're a turbo retard. only believe shit when it's actually teased by epic like mikus backpack having a couple random spawn points

>>536163437
>Nothing on it was wrong aside from the fact that they didn't expect Rocket Racing to die by fall
It died day 1. Festival died in Fall. No one cares about Lego.

>>536163624
why should we care about the feelings of insiders though

>>536163650
yeah but he still fits the horror/fortnitemares theme but if i had to pick between those 2 then Ghostface i guess.

>>536163571
>Halo: Combat Evolved is a 2001 first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie and published by Microsoft Game Studios for the Xbox.
so yes, 90s kids played halo.

solo is hard

>>536163808
oh no, fuck leakers and insiders, my point is that an artist is never locked until the last minute, i don't have the pic at hand but "leakers" had olivia rodrigo, tyler the creator, kendric lamar and a few more on the radar but 0 mention about gorillaz, at this point it's better to wait and get surprised for good or bad

>>536163387
I just want jason already

>was able to update my Metal loadout
nice

ok since this thread is being retarded, let’s just agree that no knew who the festival headliner was going to be the last two seasons.


From DM5 we got Bruno
And from David Guetta, it morphed into olivia Rodrigo until Epic decrypted the set image.

It’s clear that Epic doesn’t want the Festival Artist to leak early unless they do it.

>>536163416
>>536163519
Just admit that simply because you don't know about them, doesn't make them a literal who. Nor is the band zoomer shit with "no songs"

>>536163997
It's almost as if leakers are just picking the popular current artist and lying on social media. Crazy!

>>536164105
it's clear you're a faggot

>>536164127
zoomer shit with no songs

>>536164018
>he posted the version we aren’t getting

>>536163865
There's an 8 year gap between Halo and Power Rangers, 90s were Doom and Quake not Halo

>>536164240
I just used to first picture that wasn't a goddamn WEBP anon
seriously when is this shithole gonna get webp support, its been years now

>>536164216
it’s clear you’re a tard who fell for the fake leaks

Guys it's Post Malone
WAIT A MINUTE it's totally Daft Punk
WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT A MINUTE guys I have insider info that it's actually Deadmau5
IT'S FUCKING BRUNO MARS
LEAKERS DON'T KNOW SHIT

>>536163927
Phaedra is hot as fuck. Shame her ass is covered up, but the fishnets and goth slut outfit makes up for it. Crew rerun shop when?

>>536164490
ok but bro my tatsumaki is coming tomorrow and you're about to get btfo'd this time for sure

>>536164095
Half of those aren't even metal you dumb fuck

>>536164105
>let’s just agree that no knew who
Speak English you ESL.

>>536164231
totally a zoomer nobody with no songs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_(Swedish_band)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobias_Forge

>>536164490
and the few good "leaks" that have proof are usually intentionally leaked
besides the roadmap though, that seemed like an unintended slip

>>536164621
>calls me ESL
>can’t infer what i mean because i was thinking faster than i typed and left out ‘one’ word.

next festival artist after gorillaz is going to be Meghan Trainor you heard it here first folks. don't tell hypex told you or he'll call me a burger muncher and i'll cry

>>536164596
all of them are you dumb fuck

>>536164978
Stop giving them (you)s anon...

>>536164621
>Learning a practically dead language that needed to steal words from more developed languages and butcher them to the ground

>>536157065
>Remotely knowing Kai or his dance
Consider suicide

Champ pj or galaxy crossfade?PT

Since Miley Cyrus is bringing back Hannah Montana, can we have a Hannah Montana pass?

>>536166179
Galaxy skins are garbage so get PJ

>>536166256
>Wanting anything related with Hannah Montana
Join the Kaifag

>>536166179
grimoire

Why are all the galaxy skins girls?

>>536164095
>system of the downies, guns and roses, pedo metal, rob "frustrated movie maker" zombie
Why don't you just trow there LMFAO, Fall Out Boy and Doja Cat if you are gonna call everything heavy metal.

>>536158894
>>536158075
GUH

>play murder mystery
>see a Ryu and stand next to them (I'm luna)
>he starts doing his soryuken emote on me
>I do the game over emoji and tragedy emote right after
>Ryu lol's in the chat
I love role playing!

>>536166179
get galaxy crossfade

We all want to pump and plap Ramirez ass

>>536166995
this but Valeria

Will /fng/ be watching Kai Cenat's Mafiathon 3?

>>536167089
this but Valentina

>>536161653
You're either on one side or the other spook.

>>536167096
Who?

>>536167096
Literally who?

>>536167096
yeah it's gonna be litty

>Set Players as my diving theme
>-IKKAI, MOU IKKAI
billion dollar game

>still no new nerfs
Epic HATES high player counts

>logged in fine earlier this morning
>can't login now
Fuck's sake.
I just wanted to unwind by stealing nonsensical brainrot creatures from small children.
Is that too much to ask?

>>536167363
Season's ass, making the weapons worse isn't going to help it's shit performance

>>536166995
t. the bug hive

>>536167096
I want Marimari Underscore EN to play Fortnite again

>>536167218
>>536167236
>hurr durr i am going to pretend to not know the biggest streamer who is coming to fortnite

>>536166995
>missed opportunity to call it pump and dump
grim

>>536166401
Only the ones that're just naked ladies, Crossfade at least has the cat motiff and neat fashion and also doesn't cost 2,500 v-smackaroos (so long as you have BPM breakdown)

>>536167551
biggest streamer according to whom

>>536167551
I've heard of him I just don't give a fuck about him. Literally the only funny kai cenat clip I've seen is AI of his room getting incinerated. He's an unfunny hack who bots his streams

>>536167461
Doing nothing is the worst possible choice.

>>536167551
>biggest streamer
I actually would prefer holoshits over kai

>>536166995
Not me; I'm gay

>>536167551
That would be xqc but ok nice cope

>>536167827
they're not even remotely the same level as big as the streamers we got in Fortnite.

>>536164546
Based. Best crew pack and no other comes close. Shame her parasol is a glider instead of a 'brella

Anyone bought galaxy crossfade skin? Im tempted

>>536168128
Yes, me. Since day one.

>>536168128
the wrap? if you're gonna get it might aswell wait for the star scout one or just use the one that was given for free a few months ago

>>536167089
Based

>>536167551
We got Rubius ages ago though

>>536168285
oops I thought you meant the wrap and not the skin. I wouldn't get it myself and I never seen mentioned, in-game or posted here, I say hold on your vbees

When are the gorillaz skins getting officially announced? I want to see noodle so badly

Want to make (You) mine.

>>536167843
Wanna make out

>>536168505
Most likely the day before the season starts so in 4 days, maybe 3

>>536168514
I HAD IT OG

>>536168709
So did I, but I want everyone to have it.

ruby's fat ass

>>536168847
now I can kiss anyone in murder mystery when they least expect it and run away

Chanis futa bulge

>Roblox has lost nearly 13 billion dollars and climbing
big oof

How do people enjoy steal the brainrot? I log in and in the first 30 seconds someone forces me outside of my base onto a trap and three people start stealing from inside. What is this balance? Such garbage ass shit. Fucking never touching that again.

>>536169321
>that pfp
Nothing else to be said

Why every Chumli i encounter in creative is a spanish girl or 40+lvl old boomer?

>>536169389
bro Nemia is a cool skin

>>536168905
where I need it

>>536166995
Emptying myself inside this drooling retard

canon skye emote btw

>>536169321
NemiaGOD

>i have an idea what it is but i am not telling

what’s the point?

Uh busbros? Did we lose again?

>>536169321
based zoomia

I often have homicidal thoughts when these pedos post

>>536170068
bro is in a bloodthirsty state of rage every 10 minutes

>>536169864
>>536169974
Least obvious samefag

>>536169205
That's the piss collector, weird Dune lore i know.

post more under skye

>>536169326
They don't. It went from 130k to 20k for a reason.

>>536170279
holy fuck this anon is the smartest guy in the world...

>>536169889
It's one piece of man slayer trust me

Name this band. And would you watch them live?

>>536170428
Take your meds anon, you are seething all the time here.

>>536170497
Im 5'7". All of these girls are taller than me.

>>536170576
ngl i forgot to attach my screenshot with that post where i fake the (You)s so i just look silly

>>536170475
zero ass

I just realized underage Skye has MAP colors in her design... someone at Epic knows

he was the good one here actually

>>536171323
>gay groomers do groomer-themed skins
Whoa... Epic is le based and redpill guys...

erm what’s the lore? why was he olive skin toned? to whiteish? to olive then white again & now different shades of green?

guh

rillaz

>>536171323
How do you even know this

>>536171724
How do you?

>>536171724
nta but i have witnessed things that no mortal man should

>>536169889
these leakers are such engagement farming faggots
elon never should have monetized twitter posts

Computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Sunny, Veronika, Phadrea and Raven (Rachel Roth) from the game Fortnite. Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perceptions to make them think that I am their son.

Disengage safety protocols and run program.

noodle!

>>536171724
think i have to agree with this one, i've seen that stuff all the time from shartyfags but i couldn't tell you what colors are in it unless i saw it

>>536171724
Because the pedophiles here don't have the courtesy of blowing their brains

>>536171502
all you gorilla stans in this thread have been talking about this collab & no one can answer this? baka

>>536172129
because there is no lore
it's an art direction thing

>Nigger condom camping the golden drop
And I thought they couldn't go any more lower...

>>536172128
bigot

>>536172514
Uoooh!!! Its the lolice!

>>536172514
post the condom version

summer dont know me no more...

I am planning to party royal and get some bitches
What are good emotes to have to show my great "dance moves"

>>536170808
If being 5’ 7” meant that I could be big spooned by the girls in that pic then I’d gladly trade heights with you. I’m 6’ 3”.

Babymetal on the best sellers, weird, also i think this is the first time i see a jam track in best sellers
>>536172129
Look up to zombie hip hop and Clint Eastwood also he is related to undead shit

Ice spice is really hot and I'm tired of pretending she's not

>>536173229
Just what /fng/ ordered.

>>536173263
She's a butterface. She has a nice ass.

>>536173263
Ewww no I'm not part of the gays or the furfags or any other deviant

>>536173092
i need this in white version

>>536171961
holy...

Gooning to Noodle

im guhpilled

Noodle has a penis

this season bad

Fapping to Russel

>>536173668
Even better

>>536173591
i'm the og guh poster

Im all ghillied up

>>536173746
Not a real boy

>>536171961
wonder if a TNG or any trekshit collab could ever happen

playing party royale now that mare is shut down on ffxiv

this season cum drizzled shit

stage 3 of rocket league weeklies are up, if you clear 16 you get this boost https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=18981 but i don't blame you if you skip it, it was the most miserable questline i've played there, you can still do the weeklies for the crates tho, or wait until they enable their x2 at the end of their season

so one punch man tomorrow?

id be one pump man with this skin

lucien west is so so so so hot but I cannot buy him because my friends will get sus

>>536173912
even better

People are saying the models for the Gorillaz collab look better than the official ones, are the official models not good?

So how come I don't have the tires on my FN account after watching hours of this Rocket League slop and Twitch saying I got the items?

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>536174256
Jannies do your work.

>>536174195
based

>>536174195
I look like this

>>536174325
you claim them in RL then they transfer

>>536174325
You have to log into rocket league to get the items. Then they transfer to your account. It’s only the 1 set of wheels that transfer over for now.

>>536174514
Pro tip: Use the report feature next time.

>>536174514
Ivan doing what not all of us can, being a great man, a loved man, a beloved character in our precious /fng/ helping us sift through the not-so great posts, I don't know where we would be without IvanGoatloid/IvanLuvNightRose/IvanDaGoat55/IvanDaGoat53/IvanCobson

>>536173947
Nah If I were to play Rocket League I would need to buy the crew first to get the pass, and I would just play 1 hour to complete the weeklies, and that's it, no need to do all that shit that autocompletes by doing weeklies.

>>536173229
>trans people matter and should be accepted
lolmao, I dont even accept people from my own country, sex, age and race.

I don't get it, why doesn't /fng/ become island creators and just go to each others map so everyone gets a zillion vbucks

>>536174687
Pro tip: I love Headhunter

>>536174707
Not your boogeyman, sorry not sorry.

>>536174687
Ivan here, I don't think you can say that, that's against the rules.

>>536171339
>Beast and Mahomes
>not Adam
What a Fraud

>>536169472
The boomers are probably Spanish too

Why did we get femboy spartans?

bro really thought a 50 year old character was gonna be mained by zoomer e femboys

>>536174514
kek i hope this was the janny deleting it

>>536175226
The face I make when anon buys me Roll Gold pretzels instead of Cheez-Its

Airie!

emergency mode when

>>536175335
thoughts on funyons?

>>536175602
I only had those in junior high they're alright

>>536171323
What Skye?

>done battle pass and extra battle pass
>still 5 days until extra pass gets unlocked
>still another month until megazord pass gets unlocked
now what

>536173557
>536173591
>536173668
>536173740
>536173746
>536173753
>536173761
>536173817
>536173845
>536173885
>536173912
>536174256
Jannies do your work.

>>536174989
Actual IvanGoatloid here, this is not me just for the record. I don't like drama and I would definitely not say what was said in that post. But I know who it is and their username starts with G.

>>536175756
I dare you to actually play the game

>>536175957
nah

>>536175756
Post your .gg stats
I wanna see something

>>536175818
Pro tip: Use the report feature next time.

>>536176142
>.gg
Imagine using this

>>536172006
That's an ape

>>536175239
Killing Miku with my Ford truck

>>536156668
The face I make after forcing anon to get a credit card just to max it out and buy me skins

>>536175957
ew why would you suggest that

>>536176158
I did, that's why i posted it, jannies just don't care and let faggots shit in thread here. Its worse than /owg/ now.

>>536167551
I genuinely didn't know who he was before his announcement in Fortnite.
I don't watch streamers, and I definitely don't watch Twitch any capacity.
Am I living under a rock?
Probably yeah.
Do I think it's a rock worth living under?
Also yeah.

Iceman, ya know I'm not playin
Devastate the show while the turtles are sayin
ninja, ninja rap

>>536176458
based, ecelebs need to be purged but it wont happen even i know this

>>536167551
This, there are people ITT that pretend they don't know who mrbeast is lol

Collecting NPC profiles and having rocket launcher fights from a mile away is pretty fun when you don't have to worry about exp anymore.

>>536176451
Do you think spamming the thread with mass replies like yours (which aren't even actual replies because you're a snarky little faggot) is going to do anything except shit up the thread even more? Report and move on.

>>536176876
Who the fuck you're quoting?

>>536176980
holy ESL

>>536176876
Hexa Lexa Sexa

HOLY SHIT HELSIE IN SAN ANDREAS

>>536177007
>>536165445

>>536176980
Cute ESL. When asking a question, it would be "Who are you quoting?" Not "Who you're quoting?"

>>536176642
Kids watching MrCockSucker is gonna fuck them up when they realize the money he blows in just 1 of his shitty videos will never be achieveable for them

>>536176451
>Its worse than /owg/ now.
Go back

considering we dont have half the toys yet, with what we say in the trailer. i cant wait to play with the rollie pollie and space laser.

>>536177254
I look like this when anon says it's easter and he wants an easter themed quickie

Theres never been a single good post attached to a female transcoded pedo skin

>>536165445
And yet you still have to learn it. Cope and seethe, third-worlder. English won. Your brown language lost.

>>536175836
What does she thinking?

>>536177108
if Helsie burps in san andreas and no one is around to hear it does she make a sound?

What MHA skin do I buy?

>>536177402
Yes

>>536177235
Stay.

I wish /fng/ would accept AI art more. It's not hurting you to see it.

>>536175226
Who?

>>536177369
She think Miku

>>536177474
Everyone talented likes AI art, the only people that hate it are simps and non artists that think it's an actual scare

>>536177404
Yes

>>536177474
No Pajeet we will never accept you

this general is getting worst everyday, glad I'm starting my new job tomorrow, less time here and more vbucks I can spend, I hope remi is tomorrow in the shop.

>>536177637
More

>>536177707
I can smell you fucking dick cheese from here loser...

>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY A MEDIOCRE ARTIST $100 TO GIVE YOU A PIECE OF SHIT DRAWING THAT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE WHAT YOU REQUESTED (WEEKS AFTER YOU PAID FOR IT BECAUSE THE ARTIST WAS FEELING LAZY AND MADE AN EXCUSE ABOUT THEM BEING SICK).
REEEEEEEEEE
i like seeing artists' tears over AI stealing their income

>>536177910
Guh

>>536177404
I was going to ask br*n*b*n to buy me the toga skin but 20 dollars is too much for an emote, my guilt kept me from going through with it

>>536177474
the only people who accept it are non artist trasheaps who hate artists, most of which are the shitbags like dotsy, bruni, and the discord crews. None of which are worthwhile people who anybody wants near them at all.

>>536177707
How much is it?

>Lil Nas X beat off a police offiver
so his songs are OG now

>>536176451
You're high jf you think we're anywhere close to.bad as /owg/

remi avatarfag upset other people are avatarfagging

>>536152951 (OP)
How do I increase my HP to 600?
I shoot mother fuckers with wrecker and I see they take:
50 damage
Then
189 damage
Then
138 damage
Then
145 damage
And I die because they kill me
Is there a special item or are those hackers?

>>536178226
it's very very close.

>Cancers are phoneposters
of course

>>536177474
Its scary how good this AI shit is getting. Have you guys seen that Google world builder VR game that AI generates an entire fully explorable open world with just a single sentence? It also has continuity meaning if you turn around everything you did will still be there and you can add shit freely on top of it like wtf

actual human devs are definitely gonna be a thing of the past just like how human factory workers disappeared, just the occasional human to make sure they dont fuck up and start doing a Rick and Morty ERP or some shit instead

>>536176741
>(which aren't even actual replies because you're a snarky little faggot)
Have a pity (you) then

>>536178267
Depends on the mode you're playing, since BR has 50 extra shield, 100 shield, 100 hp
Also damage in short bursts is just stacked on the previous number, not a new hit alone doing that amount

>>536177474
>>536177946
I have paid hundreds for loli commissions and I fuck with AI. AI gave me tons more loli porn for free and of decent quality. I support and am grateful for AI art.

>>536178706
actually so crazy people will admit shit like this

>>536178267
Imma pretend this is nightrose

>>536178223
good, hopefully all (currently alive) black/mumblerape artists proceed to chimp out to do the same so we can have better jam tracks in the rotation

>>536178769
You have to be over 18 to be on this website

>>536178769
Please enjoy the art I have commissioned. Its missing like 7 pieces, Nayuta and Cyberpunk.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/user%3DBrassKey/1

>it's another dotsy and th discord trannies spam a general about AI again for hours until they pass out and mommy tucks them in
you would think after doing this for years they would've gotten a job by now and grown out of this, but I guess they're gonna be here spamming till they get kicked out.

>>536177474
It all looks like shit, SD Forge on example allows you to fix nearly all mistakes through inpainting and adetailer plugin, none of them use it.

>>536178972
What did he mean by this

where's the other pieces

>>536178974
I think it's more sad that you think this is some raid. You're going to be having schizomelties in the fortnite general until the end of time

>>536178974
>>536171961
Mommy will be doing a lot more than tucking them in

We get ass and tits back but the worst parts of the Roblox community start coming to the game. Good trade or nah?

>>536178974
Just gotta wait until they eventually leave
I've outlived every shitposter in here and will continue to do so

What's his problem?

I have not loaded into a single battle royal match. Ive been AFK'ing since the pass came out.

>>536179295
I wish unmasked was Bop's default style

>>536179295
She was ruined when they gave her a human face just like the team leaders

>>536179295
shit like this makes them look like they take these things too personally

Cute

>>536179390
Those cutoff denims, those sneakers, I recognize them.

>Gimme The Chocolate Hisao is the first jam track since Free Bird to be a top seller
the people want a Babymetal season.

>>536179795
The dance looks familiar but I cant figure it out

>>536180057
festies are we back??

>>536179564
I like her outfit but I hate all big head skins, they're creepy

>>536180057
Fuckin knew PJ was gonna be #1

How do we fix /fng/?

>>536180593
>staying in this site after the leaks more or less confirmed everyone knows

>>536180593
bring back personalities that actually play the game and publicly execute the schizos

Monster Jam collab when?

>>536180074
There's another emote I swear uses a similar move but I forgot which one

>>536180593
by making my headcanon leak come true, NOT YOURS

fuckin bugs make my game stutter in performance mode on a render rig reeeeee

>>536180057
Ice spice looks like a downie... Why do people want to play as her?

>Wouldn't mind having the Black Hole backpack
>2000 Vbucks at the least
haha no.

>>536180593
bring back ivan

>>536181459
Jilltard*

>>536181132
Gooner playerbase unfortunately

>>536180593
Nobody is actually playing the game. Theres lore, sites and interactions but because nobody is playing and AFK'ing instead nobody takes videos and screencaps to dicuss in /fng/.

I am currently AFK'ing. I should have done a little more exploration in previous seasons. I used to take screencaps all the time, its how I discovered the Desdemona graffiti on my own.

>>536181501
Jillgod*

>>536180593
by pretending its this season again

>>536180593
Return the grizzcord

>>536181531
I'm like guh
she in hamoud

>>536181673
No joke the only time this place saw peace was when we all discussed how stinky she was.

>>536179224
yes

>>536180593
this place would be good overnight if ivangoatloid died

>>536181132
Her body
Her casual outfit hits all the right notes for these people. Just look at her hips

>>536181932
yeah and then that one schizo had a literal meltdown over the machinist fag and ruined it
>machinist fag is new and naive enough to add people here
>adds the schizo nobody likes
>the schizo buys him one ridiculously cheap item
>suddenly feels entitled to his time and gets pissed off that he's being "ignored"
>goes insane and eventually the machinist fag just leaves altogether

>>536179224
no

>>536180593
Rangeban anyone with IP address connections to discord servers.

>>536180057
I posted it first while replying to some anon and got no replies, proof that /fng/ is retarded

bear mommyyy

>>536180593
By analyzing how we were a year ago https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/491255395/

>>536180593
Ban any posters who spam thier waifus(meaning upwards of 5 posts within 20)
Ban any posts with the pedobait skins

>>536182256
I look like this and drain losers like this

>>536182203
machinistfag was being kinda rude thoughbeit

>>536182281
We need to return to how we were in CH2

>>536182203
that's not what happened, machinist gave wanda his twitter and all kinds of stuff it wasn't one sided
>>536182343
ivan trvke

>>536182203
I wonder how many people has wanda chased off the general at this point

>>536182281
Hope is only good for staying at home and doing housework

>>536182281
>Hope first post
oh no no no

>>536182281
>barely 20 posts in and someone vents that their friend overdosed
lmao

>>536182292
>take out all the life and soul of fng

why do you hate fun?

>>536181673
Machinist has a flat ass and because of that she is ugly and retarded

>>536182203
I added some people from here and bought them a gift before but have never played with them

I have zero interest in playing with others. Thats why I spent 2.8kV on the Cybertruck isntead of getting it for free

>>536182292
Real answer

>>536182342
drain how exactly... im not into findom...

>>536182756
I totally forgot how much Zavala tended to trauma dump for absolutely no reason kek

>>536183059
balls/wallet

>>536182939
Because then this generaly can finally reach is true potential and purpose

Gooning to Jonesy

>>536182939
>fun
>soul
And it just pedos / trannies / AGPs recycling same skin screencaps and catchphrases endlessly for years non-stop.

Which skins live here

>>536178656
>Damage in short bursts is just stacked on the previous number
What? How does that work? I'm pretty sure I've dealt about 500 damage sometimes if that's the case
Are those hackers then?

>>536183259
genuinely go to r*ddit if you want actual discussion

>>536183267
Helsie

>>536182203
That sounds familiar, I remember someone here pestering bruni everyday to get gifts from him.

>>536182756
Pffft hahahaha

>>536182116
>Bro okay with literal groomers

>>536183417
that was literally just the unlikable schizo spamming "(name) are you here" nonstop every single day

>>536183259
Trvke

i'll never understand people who live in generals for enough time to recognize posters

>>536183259
>>536183305
What a concept. Why dont homosexuals and trannies go to reddit. They would be welcomed with open arms, given all the attention they want and people would even buy them skin for being faggots. Yet they choose to come to 4chan, look up the fortnite general and proceed post in a way that will cause others to call them nigger faggots. I dont understand why they choose to hang out with us, who will bully and harass them constantly.

>>536183634
some people are just intrinsically unbased

>>536183125
tag?

>>536183654
beastfag unironically has a humiliation fetish

>>536183634
Because I want pedos to feel unwanted like how their families treat them

>>536182281
why one year if we can go two? https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/443154075/

>>536183654
>Meowskulls faggot thinks hes not a tranny
lmao

>>536183771
But my family is from a culture where teen girls dating and fucking men in their late 20's and early 30's is normal. My parents have a 12 year age difference.

>>536183918
You are a swarthy homosexual of no consequence

>>536183825
Posts like these are painful

>>536183771
Uhhh Ivanbros... I don't like this.

>>536184107
Ivan luvs the night rose thoughbeit

>>536184105
i don't get

>>536183825
gb**n is a stupid hermaphrodite

>>536184201
GUHHH!!!

As somebody who loves using the minigun I'm glad people abandon the mythic one from the pod drop 8/10 matches.

>>536184259
That skin ended up like this

>>536184189
Wtf... he based...

>>536179495
I don't understand this type of logic furries have. Like... who the fuck would look at thatvand think "Oh, that's an animal and not at all a person wearing a mascot head!"
Have you never seen even a clip of Barney?
Have you never been to a sporting event?
Even FNAF has lore about shoving bodies into those animatronics.

WHY WOULD THEY BE ANIMALS WITH HUMAN HARDS AND ABNORMALLY LARGE HANDS??

/fng/ is dead because all the normal posters are hiding in the discord and all the mentally ill freaks are here

>>536184270
never doubt perfection

>>536183634
It helps that they post an image associated with them

>>536184526
There are people here that get autistic when masked characters gets unmasked or even show a slight hint of skin to know they're human, bad for them, good for me, i live for that shit
>>536184538
We know, you're here bwo

>>536184509
ZAMN SHE'S A 1000 YEARS OLD?

I'm only 53, I'm not going to make it

>>536184526
>THEY BE ANIMALS WITH HUMAN HARDS
I put my human hard inside animals

guh

>>536180593
ban discord posting of any kind and by proxy that would kill off 90% of the avatarfags, which should also be banned

>>536184538
I just want to know where's Kenobreen...

>>536183825
I fucking hate Helsie

>>536184867
>avatarfags
such as? this gen doesn't have any. or are you one of those newfags who thinks posting images of your favorite character is "avatarfagging"?

>>536182525
.

>>536184776
What? The free skin? I'm 59 on my alt account I was trying to get the terminator thumbs up emote, but I didn't make it. Still 5 days to get the free spartan and I'm half way there...

>>536184867
No just shame them off like we did with the ellafag, it works.

>>536180593
You'd need to have a mod perma ban the discord faggots every day, but all of them, constantly until they fuck off. >>536184105
>>536184270
This is what I mean, Gboon, Dotsy, fub, there's like a dozen or more "thread personalities" and none of them are good while also driving off content posters.

>haven't visited /fng/ in a couple of months
>haven't played fortnite since like chapter 5 either
>play a few quick matches with a friend just to see what the season's about
>immediately recognize one of those weird trannies that would get namedropped here
never thought I'd see one out in the wild

>>536183654
Because I can't use racial and homophobic slurs nor attach a cute picture of my favorite character to my post freely

F I N O O K
Y
A
N
K

>>536185159
grim

Stop.

>>536185490
Fuck off. You lost.

>>536185490
>tranny shoulders

>>536185490
Kill yourself.

>>536185123
>Gboon
hes a pedo who jacks off to cubporn

>>536185605
y-yes please

Notice how male skin enjoyers don't post porn

>>536185393
GUH

>>536185601
>>536185605
>>536185686
He was right.

>536184201
>536185295
Niggas just be wilding out in public like that huh

>>536185764
I wanted to get her but I saw she was pretty popular abd ny contraband self refuses to allow me to use popular things

>>536185775
Allow me to introduce myself

>>536185972
she's a genuinely good skin tho

>>536185775
Because unlike the female skin posters we are pretty comfortable about our sexual orientation, thank you.

>>536186045
She's cute, kinda androgynous like Link.

>>536186223
>kinda androgynous
she's incredibly lesbian-coded

>>536186047
Its true. I be craving some trap porn sometimes.

>>536186223
>>536186262
PJ looks like my mom, please dont talk about her like that.
>>536186379
ok now follow up this post with one where there is slurp juice dripping off her tits or is squirting out off her tits or shes breast feeding a team mate to replenish their shield.

>>536180593
"It's okay when WE do it" is their whole moral compass.
Old 4chan would doxx most of them and nuke discord server multiple times to drive them off threads forever, sad thing is zoomers are faggots and pretty shit at opsec.

>>536186379
GUHHH

>>536186703
let go of you zoomer hate grandpa, it cant be good for your blood pressure

>>536186831
NICCEEEE

>>536184948
>uhm askually it not avatarfagging because they don't spam the same skin for 4 years straight checkmate
kill yourself you disingenuous faggot
>>536185080
its not enough, like I said they'll just temporarily drop the act and then immediately switch to a new skin
over the past year alone we went from
>machinist
>persephone
>gwenpool
>lexafags
>skyepedos
>nemiafags
etc etc, now its the slurpfag and lunafag spamming

>>536186703
ivan coded post

>>536180593
The mentally ill will kill themselves at some point don't worry they just need the right push and we don't even have to do anything

>>536187045
>>>uhm askually it not avatarfagging because they don't spam the same skin for 4 years straight checkmate
That's still not avatarfagging, newfag. Lurk moar and try again.

>>536186943
Trvke

>>536187057
Literally how?

>>536187127
how about you dial 8 and fuck off back to discord

>>536185123
Anon who posted the paxton concept, what did i do wrong? it just tragic one anon was looking forward to him as a skin and epic dropped the ball

>>536187196
ivan acts like he's a hardcore swatter hacker kid

>>536171502
Either is deal with Satan to have a massively successful band causing him to be immortal and slowly have his skin rot, or a really weird tan that makes him green.
Depends on what Murdoc feels like saying that day.
Real answer is that the artist Hewlett just wanted to make Murdoc green, like how he wanted to give 2D white eyes despite his empty black ones being iconic.

>>536187045
I'm confused. So you think that avatarfagging is when people post images of Fortnite characters in the Fortnite general? I could understand if they were roleplaying as those characters, but all these faggots do is post images of Ella or Luna or whatever the FOTM skin is. That's not avatarfagging, despite how much of a problem you have with those skins.

>>536067848
You are delulu

Labubu

Tomorrow for sure

What's her favorite junk food and soder?

>eurobros hours
ok, see you tomorrow broskis. Time to sleep.

well i can confirm only these wheels are compatible and you can get colours from drops, but i don't get exactly how specific is every drop when most of them say "RL Painted Drop"

>>536187709
at this point it'll probably come to the shop before bathany

>>536184907
he's in the cord

Mine or Riches? I don't feel like buying more than 1 emote

>have 3500 v-bucks
>Another 400 on the extra BP
>Waiting for spiderwoman and mad moxxi to drop
>Feel sudden urge to get himiko toga and princess ice spice
>Gorillaz may be a real Collab
>If so, really want noodle and 2D cause they say they're going to be shop skins
Fuck /fng/ what do I do? Do I get those 2 bitches?
I'll have more money on weekend but I don't want to keep spending money on this damn game, I barely bought Miku and toph with real money
Got elastigirl and Sabrina carpenter with the v-bucks from the BP and crew

>>536187045
>2 trannies already mad at this objectively correct post
Keep mopping them

i've had 12k vbucks for like 6 months

>>536188041
>Keep mopping them
he hasn't stopped anyone from posting pictures of fortnite characters lol. cope and seethe i guess.

>>536188156
He actually did recently.

>>536188261
uh, people are still posting those characters so apparently not. cope and seethe.

another day...

>>536184950
the 7 were a bunch of ugly boring do-nothing flops with outfits terrible for toy merchandising

Why can't we get skins like this

as someone that actually checks other generals that can reach image limit and are faster than /fng/ on average, i don't get why some anons get bothered if other anons post multiple pics of a skin, it can easily be ignored, if you want my opinion of who is actually avatarfagging in /fng/ recently, that would be the dude that kept posting that brainrot goth cup
but for fortnite skins? sure, go ahead, this general needs to get more chill

>>536174256
They would be right

>>536188750
Trace?

>>536188316
He drove-off the cocky one and proved that mix of hate and shame works to some extent, we can control it.

>>536189086
right

>>536188846
nobody cares about your opinion ivangoatloid

>>536180593
Bring back all of our drawfags excluding the cubnigger jealous of one particularly talented individual (probably all the other drawfags too if we are being honest) and >>536181673

>>536188846
yeah idk. for some reason this gen has a lot more melties than usual over such pedantic shit like this. these guys would break down crying irl if they used other gens.

>>536189313
Ivan hated this post

Alright that's enough for tonight, time for bed.

Does Ivan like cars?

>>536184201
IS THAT A

>>536187960
No... It can't be...

>>536189672
ADVERTISER-KUN GET DOWN

are we at least slightly hyped about it?

>I won the 2 brellas from nowhere

Yeah, Skulldroid is my new "lucky" skin

>>536187710
pizza and dr peppee

helsini bratini

>>536189554
Hnghhh

>>536189554 https://youtu.be/FPUzRWsyHSg?si=7adcRk7lX_qAIG99

Have any of you ever been forced to play strictly on a shitty cell phone with shitty Hotspot wifi as your only connection? It's really starting to break me down. I thought only having a switch to play on was bad but this is a new low and I might actually kill myself now because of this. How am I such a fucking loser?

Aw, goodbye.

>>536188996
>black

>>536190651
Buy a PS4 slim for 80$ on marketplace retard
One week of wage will make you get it

>>536190651
ivan hated this post

>>536190651
Zavala Trvke

kiwi dot st and picrel.
lets kill it together!

>the usual people who complain about spamming/flooding are eerily quiet when furry porn is being spammed
hmm

>>536191101
You weren't supposed to point that out.

>>536191013
guhhh
>>536191192
GUHHH

bro wtf

>>536190989
if youre gonna kill anything PLEASE make sure the metathread goes down with it, i have never seen such a massive hub for actual legit pedo/zoophiles before

>>536191395
Personally i wont do shit here, its just a proxy site that lets you ban evade all day but you know that already so...

>>536191395
wtf is a metathread

>>536191570
meta dot kiwi dot st
its basically like an altchan for pedophiles
i even caught wind of a known groomer on there its fucked up