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Anonymous No.536444829 >>536446298 >>536451480 >>536453998 >>536474497 >>536476494
/dlg/ - Deadlock General
Eyes up here Edition

>Latest patch:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/669466707009471267

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be autistic.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlocked.wiki/
https://liquipedia.net/deadlock/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yfPHJsMrKcg_8wqa95qu0sOFxRdzKLF_eUWOZX7RLHc
>Unofficial Stat Tracker
https://statlocker.gg/

Threadlocked: >>536369194
Anonymous No.536444970 >>536486410
>no NEET gooner hero
Anonymous No.536445080
oh no no no no bros the players are dropping again
Anonymous No.536445094
Lady Geist owes me sex
Anonymous No.536445123
When are we getting a "metal pipe" mod for Knock Down?
Anonymous No.536445150 >>536445234 >>536476923 >>536488669 >>536489269
I can not get over his animations
The person who did this is so talented
Anonymous No.536445234
>>536445150
His reload animation is so fruity.
Anonymous No.536445523 >>536446220
>when you reload Geist exposes her naked shoulder
she's so sexy she's so sexy she's so sexy im losing my mind
Anonymous No.536446220
>>536445523
I'm glad they updated her to look less like a drag queen
Anonymous No.536446298 >>536446565 >>536446834
>>536444829 (OP)
I've played 5 bot matches and I can kinda move around the map now.
How fucked am I if I decide to play matchmaking?
Anonymous No.536446565 >>536446834
>>536446298
depends on how much prior fps or moba experience that you have.

also bot matches suck. even on high difficulty they feel too easy.
Anonymous No.536446775 >>536446915 >>536447613 >>536448403 >>536463835
bratlock!!!
Anonymous No.536446834
>>536446298
>>536446565
You should view bot matches more like an extended tutorial. Somewhere to try a hero for the first time where you can test their moves in a game setting and help you come to grips with the flow of things.

I don't know what it's like for new players now but megalow MMR is a bit hellish last I checked because 70% of your games will have a leaver. You kinda just have to soldier on with the fact it's gonna take time before things start to feel right
Anonymous No.536446915
>>536446775
Sex
Anonymous No.536447613
>>536446775
cute
Anonymous No.536447616 >>536447973
Did they ever release the patch itโ€™s for this update?
Anonymous No.536447954
Did they ever release the patch notes for this update? I know there have been some balance changes but they havenโ€™t told us
Anonymous No.536447973
>>536447616
No, we're patchless, 3 months and counting.
Anonymous No.536448146
anyone else getting a consistent 200 ping in SEA? Tried using the console command to change servers but I dont think it works.
Anonymous No.536448403
is spirit burn supposed to proc without cooldown on the patron? seems a bit overpowered.

>>536446775
cute.
Anonymous No.536448563
Billy players are illiterate retards.
Anonymous No.536448806 >>536448959 >>536449238
Copied that one anon's build and it was ok I guess, I feel the character is just mediocre and squishy.

If I didn't buy spirit armor i'd have 2x more deaths
Anonymous No.536448959
>>536448806
I literally canโ€™t play mina without mystic slow/lightning scroll. Makes her ult so lethal
Anonymous No.536449135 >>536449253 >>536449296 >>536449875 >>536450315 >>536455263 >>536455535 >>536456718 >>536461053 >>536483649
alright bros nerfing shiv to uselessness was real funny haha I'M NOT LAUGHING
Anonymous No.536449235 >>536449383
Spirit Abrams or Gun Abrams what's the meta this patch???
Anonymous No.536449238
>>536448806
She just feels undertuned in every area

Rake feels like its range is way too short for its damage(just look at lashes 3 which is huge)

Gun is slow and has a small mag despite needing a lot of hits to proc love bites

And her ult is both low damage and difficult to get all the bats on target

I wonder if they intentionally released her kinda bad to dissuade ideas of new hero power creep while leaving the others in a great spot, because Billy and Doorman are doing way better than her
Anonymous No.536449253
>>536449135
Just play abrams or billy lil bro
Anonymous No.536449296
>>536449135
Learn how to actually play.
Anonymous No.536449383 >>536449465
>>536449235
melee abrams
Anonymous No.536449465 >>536449713
>>536449383
Melee got nerfed though
Anonymous No.536449705 >>536450069 >>536450082 >>536450165
>friends always want to play
>friends are irredeemably dogshit at the game
GET ME OUT
Anonymous No.536449713 >>536450262
>>536449465
not enough apparently since billy is ripping it up rn
Anonymous No.536449875 >>536452038
>>536449135
Shiv's not bad, you're just boosted trash.
Anonymous No.536450069 >>536450184
>>536449705
one day you will regret this post
Anonymous No.536450082 >>536450165 >>536450184
>>536449705
Im in the same boat but we have a ton of fun playing so I dont care

plus the matchmaking and ranking system is dogshit so far and we're in beta, so getting bent out of shape about rank is retarded
Anonymous No.536450093 >>536450482
THIS is how we fix shiv
Anonymous No.536450112 >>536450443
i haven't played deadlock in like 8 months and i feel fucking terrible at the game (i was already bad before)
Anonymous No.536450165
>>536449705
>>536450082
God I need a fucking 3v3v3 overthrow mode in this damn game
Anonymous No.536450184
>>536450082
>>536450069
i don't care about rank i just want them to listen when i repeatedly tell them how to not immediately throw the game
Anonymous No.536450262
>>536449713
While melee was potent before it got nerfed I wonder how much of that nerf was partly in anticipation of Billy?
Anonymous No.536450315 >>536450535 >>536496064
>>536449135
I hope Valve has an entire rework of Shiv planned because right now his kit is designed in a way where Shiv either dominates the match or feeds endlessly leaving him as one of the worst heroes in the game for win rate despite still being considered broken

It just doesnt work
Anonymous No.536450443 >>536450714
>>536450112
You just need to be comfortable with losing. Youโ€™ll eventually start winning
Anonymous No.536450482 >>536450579
>>536450093
This is literally just Mo with a pompadour
Anonymous No.536450495
I'll bet you money this game will see a surge of new players when they finally remove the soul orb system. It just feels terrible.
Anonymous No.536450535 >>536451337 >>536496064
>>536450315
>billy complains about shiv being hard to kill and being able to execute
>an actual real line in the game inspired by these posts


lol. LMAO even
Anonymous No.536450579 >>536451721
>>536450482
Didnโ€™t realise we had Detective Abrams posting with us
Anonymous No.536450714
>>536450443
I'm not uncomfortable with losing I just need to find my legs is all
Anonymous No.536451261
>mfw i stay on the ground
Anonymous No.536451292 >>536451412 >>536452482 >>536453456 >>536454795 >>536487993
>some heroes are designed where they can do a little of everything and specialize in what they want (Dynamo can burst, support, go gun, etc.)
>some heroes are designed with a specific playstyle in mind

Should this be the case or should it be one or the other? I always thought the strength of Deadlock was its flexible hero designs and think it should be the standard. I'm curious how people feel about this. Like should Haze have a heal/sustain move too or is it OK to pigeonhole her into a hypercarry as an example?
Anonymous No.536451337
>>536450535
Billy's got a handful of lines that break the 4th wall a bit I think. When I picked up Rejuv earlier today, he said, "Y'know, this used to go to everybody, but the man said it was too good."
Anonymous No.536451381 >>536451478
>use build
>not sure if build is good
how to fix?
Anonymous No.536451412
>>536451292
Wasnt spirit haze a thing a long time ago or do I have dementia
Anonymous No.536451478 >>536451541
>>536451381
>Is the build winning
>If yes, then it's good
>If not, what are its pitfalls
>Adjust and add/remove items as necessary
Anonymous No.536451480 >>536451542 >>536451627 >>536451629 >>536451720 >>536451886 >>536452014 >>536452453 >>536453080 >>536453438 >>536453796 >>536455209 >>536456914 >>536456927 >>536461237 >>536473549 >>536501132
>>536444829 (OP)
Now that the dust has settled, how do we fix him?
Anonymous No.536451541
>>536451478
>game is decided by who has the 3 players with under 10k damage and double digit deaths
Anonymous No.536451542
>>536451480
His portal ability just needs to be less buggy.
Anonymous No.536451627 >>536458393
>>536451480
make him gun buildable
Anonymous No.536451629
>>536451480
it's not your job to fix him sister
Anonymous No.536451720
>>536451480
Take another trip to the Baronness
Anonymous No.536451721 >>536487687
>>536450579
Hey, I means, it's an interesting reuse of an already existing model. Makes me wonder if Shiv in the future will actually get some different beast form at max Rage.
Anonymous No.536451804
will replaying Portal 2 make me a good doorman
Anonymous No.536451885 >>536468025
The black woman of Valve unoriginality.
These are TWO different characters.
Anonymous No.536451886 >>536451987
>>536451480
Let me put doors on the ground/ceiling
Anonymous No.536451987
>>536451886
I almost want this, but the doors only being able to be placed where a door might go is so thematically on point
Anonymous No.536452014 >>536454623
>>536451480
nothing to fix, his kit is perfect

only thing is they should make counterspell not work inside his ult
Anonymous No.536452038
>>536449875
Prove it
Anonymous No.536452325 >>536454420
>haven't played seven since his last few nerfs
>he still feels extremely strong
no wonder why his winrate is still so high, feels like nothing changed.
Anonymous No.536452453
>>536451480
Doorman should get spirit scaling bullet size
Anonymous No.536452482
>>536451292
Most heroes have several different builds they can use, it's just that naturally some will be better than others.

Like the other anon pointed out with Haze she actually has a lot of diversity in her builds. You can build her for just damage, or you can build her to make her ult an auto-win button if it doesn't get interrupted, alternatively you can build her as a super slippery split pusher that utilizes her invis to speed around the map, you can unironically build her for spirit because everything she has scales off spirit and dagger even has ridiculously high spirit scaling.

Infernus' typical build is a mix of fire rate + spirit to deal massive DoT damage but you can further turn Infernus into a monstrous debuffer with his m1 or even build him around his dash which is insanely strong when built for it. Not as diverse but there is a distinction between the playstyles.

For both of those characters you can build for a roaming playstyle or a mid-late game farming playstyle that allows you to farm really efficiently
Anonymous No.536452627 >>536453169
Why do I not hear the funny voicelines when I get doorman ulted
Anonymous No.536452935 >>536473423
billy was rolling till i got siphon and their team wouldn't stop feeding me stacks
Anonymous No.536453045
i have 10 characters queued and i've gotten warden 6 games in a row
Anonymous No.536453080 >>536453230
>>536451480
I've only gotten 1 match in as him so far but he seemed fine. I'll need to play him more to say how he is compared to Viscous, but I think they fill a similar role
Anonymous No.536453169
>>536452627
I think some of them varied too widely in length implying his ult might have worked a bit differently/lasted longer. Hopefully they use it somehow.
Anonymous No.536453230
>>536453080
viscous can slot more cleanly into a tank/melee build. even go into a gun build if desperate.
Anonymous No.536453329 >>536453858
The modern audience are not happy to discover Deadlock's underlying design.
Will Valve fold under pressure?
Anonymous No.536453438
>>536451480
smooth out door bugs, alternatively make it so you can just cast the door on the floor too (not necessarily straight on the floor, can still be vertical) but that might be too op
Anonymous No.536453456 >>536453591 >>536465728
>>536451292
The newer characters seem a bit more rigid. The base game characters could all be full gun or full spirit if you really wanted. Mina literally canโ€™t not be spirit but nor can you ignore her gun. You canโ€™t build her full gun, and if you build her full spirit your ult would do shit damage anyways unless you brawl with it constantly

Doorman canโ€™t be a gun hero (letโ€™s be real). And you canโ€™t really ignore Billyโ€™s gun and melee. I think they started with a design philosophy but after the shop rework I think theyโ€™ve mostly abandoned it because it made design kits even harder if you wanted them to be capable of such diverse specialisation. Look at all the base heroes and see how many abilities have a secondary upgrade that increases gun damage some how: bebop, Geist, pocket
Anonymous No.536453591 >>536453795
>>536453456
You can Hybrid with Mina
Anonymous No.536453795
>>536453591
Thatโ€™s what I said.
Anonymous No.536453796 >>536454302 >>536456927
>>536451480
There needs to be more viable door targets, it does not work on a lot of areas on the map it makes it not nearly as viable as it should be.
His cart needs to move faster, it's very hard to hit it unless he's in melee range or people are chasing him.
His ult needs to deal damage UPON entering the ult and then take extra damage if they fail to leave on time. This fixes two problems
1. It allows you to actually build spirit synergies that might make it tougher for enemies to escape
2. Enemies who are going to die whether they escape or not don't have their time wasted.
Anonymous No.536453858 >>536454457 >>536472815
>>536453329
What's Pocket classified as?
Anonymous No.536453905 >>536454031
The movement is too tricky to get right
I'm going insane, save me niggerman
Anonymous No.536453917
Dash build Infernus is funny but I don't think he's very good.
Anonymous No.536453931 >>536454249
>Play my heart out on Lash
>Still lose because I can't shoot objectives
Might just start buying merc mag on him unironically
Valvedrones Killed Deadlock No.536453998
>>536444829 (OP)
Dead dogshit valvedrone game.
Dead dogshit valvedrone general.
Gas yourself immediately if you still have faith in this dead before arrival garbage.
Anonymous No.536454031 >>536488342
>>536453905
Honestly you get by with WASD for most things. The only habit I want you to start practicing is sliding down slopes.
Anonymous No.536454069
i just wanna play Mina fuuuuuckkk
Anonymous No.536454076 >>536454318 >>536454683
Decided to do some bot games for fun. Man, these really are the shit of the shit players, huh?
Anonymous No.536454096
holiday feels so good to play bros
there's very few heroes I actually like in this game but she is one of them and she is insane
Anonymous No.536454226 >>536454442 >>536454694
I miss him...
Anonymous No.536454249 >>536457043
>>536453931
i rember when gun lash was a genuinely viable build
nerfed into the fucking ground because apparently yoshi only wants you to play him as spirit "spend 30k souls to be countered by a single t3/t4 green item" man and nothing else
Anonymous No.536454302 >>536456927
>>536453796
>His cart needs to move faster, it's very hard to hit it unless he's in melee range or people are chasing him.
Increasing its range should increase its size, those things are pretty big IRL. It feels kind of bad that it does nothing against npcs
Anonymous No.536454318 >>536454406
>>536454076
i was doing bot games yesterday fuck you
Anonymous No.536454356
Can anybody tell me some pointers on how to use Mina?
I always get shit on and I don't really know what to build and when to do damage.
Anonymous No.536454406
>>536454318
Alright, I'll rephrase it. There are some players there that are pretty competent. Then there are the 1/16 Dynamos that have never picked up shooter or MOBA in their life.
Anonymous No.536454420
>>536452325
Sevens kit is just way too clearly designed around meta of a moba

Fanatic wave clearing ability that can also kill jungle camps on the run and shove heroes out of cover

Ranged aoe stun

Built in ricochet

And a high damage aoe ult that can cover half the map and makes you unkillable with lifesteal

No other hero has this many abilities stacked cleary in moba macro
Anonymous No.536454442 >>536454694
>>536454226
sigh...
Anonymous No.536454457 >>536472815 >>536478889
>>536453858
fake news or removed
Anonymous No.536454481
I miss when Seven was the worst hero in the game and basically everyone could bully him
Anonymous No.536454623 >>536473330
>>536452014
>counterspell
Jesus fuck you can just jump off the ledge, counterspell and get out in 2s with no damage taken.
Anonymous No.536454683
>>536454076
As in โ€œteam of players vs team of botsโ€ right? Damn I forgot about that. I played only a couple of those way back in June 2024. Iโ€™m surprised people still queue for that. Yeah youโ€™re probably queuing with people with less than 2 hours in the game. Not sure why would even queue for that.

I just remembered why I used to queue for it. Match making would only be open for a few hours a day, usually quite late if you EU so if you wanted to play with others you had to do bot matches. That takes me back, everyone was just racing through the match to get the most kills because the bots were even worse back then
Anonymous No.536454694 >>536456887
>>536454226
>>536454442
I don't miss him.
Anonymous No.536454795 >>536455103 >>536478389 >>536489310
>>536451292
they have realized from their older designs that some kits cannot have the capability to be so versatile(usually gun is the culprit), stuff like yamato and kelvin taught them that specific playstyles are necessary for certain characters to exist

now the real question is if you believe that this is a bad thing for the game, Id argue its good because certain designs(like doorman now for example) cant exist if you want the ability for characters to do literally anything, then think about how this will be constricted anyway due to items being the determining factor for those characters builds and viability, its short sighted imo to take the approach that anyone should be able to do anything
Anonymous No.536455004
I like having some build diversity, Wardens a character where the enemy comp can determine whether or not building around your ult or your gun is the smarter move
Anonymous No.536455048 >>536455614 >>536461557
>xqc playing our game
we are so fucking back bros.
Anonymous No.536455070 >>536455614 >>536461557
xqc is actually streaming deadlock, incoming retards
Anonymous No.536455083 >>536455183 >>536455275
I fucking hate how Pocket feels like the MC in this game at least the way so much shit connects to him.
Anonymous No.536455103 >>536455309
>>536454795
im coming back after a very long time... is the miku guinness line still in
Anonymous No.536455108
Most heroes have build diversity it's impossible to have every build be viable at once, only ones I can think of that are REALLY hardlocked are
>Calico
>Lash
>Talon
And I'd say that's pretty good
Anonymous No.536455183
>>536455083

what do you mean exactly
Anonymous No.536455209
>>536451480
let doors have charges enabled
Anonymous No.536455263
>>536449135
dude it's unbelievable. He can't do ANYTHING HES A WALKING SHOTGUN like damn. Can't even chain execute people anymore
Anonymous No.536455275 >>536455427
>>536455083
Why do you hate it though?
Anonymous No.536455309 >>536455462
>>536455103
no she has a new VA and the line is gone now sadly
Anonymous No.536455427 >>536455498
>>536455275
Because Pocket is a boring cuck.
Anonymous No.536455462
>>536455309
Anonymous No.536455498
>>536455427
fuck you faggot!
Anonymous No.536455535
>>536449135
You can't shred through teams like you used to, but you're still unkillable
Anonymous No.536455614
>>536455048
>>536455070
He hasn't been relevant for a long time.
Anonymous No.536455637 >>536455709 >>536455767
i've never carried a game before holy shit my heart is pounding
Anonymous No.536455646
Shiv canโ€™t do too much burst because it makes him having an auto-aim execute retarded. Giving a shit ton of burst is also retarded when heโ€™s a character most resistant to burst.

Some of you retards just canโ€™t handle an S tier character going into B tier. You play nothing but hyper carries so now heโ€™s no one you think heโ€™s unplayable. You re literally an anti-tank tank. Land your daggers and clean up team fights. He isnโ€™t meant to be the โ€œI win 1v3 because haha lolโ€
Anonymous No.536455709
>>536455637
based, and just like that a lifelong addiction was formed
Anonymous No.536455767 >>536456121
>>536455637
At least let us see the heroes. Just censor the names and faces if you really care that much
Anonymous No.536455809 >>536457105
why is not haze leaked model in the game yet
Anonymous No.536455950 >>536456174 >>536456186 >>536456782 >>536482905
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH19vD8QIfw
>5:55

OH NO NO NO NO POCKETBROS
NO MORE COAT AND FROG EXCUSES
HE'S AN UNIRONIC FAGLORD THEY/THEM LMAO
Anonymous No.536456019
Gonna be honest, after seeing doorman mogging 90% of the roster with just his kit a lot of heroes need a revamp because most of them just have weak aesthetics and their kit can't be strong as a result
Anonymous No.536456121 >>536456159
>>536455767
oh sorry
Anonymous No.536456159
>>536456121
>Warden
Good work, anon.
Anonymous No.536456174
>>536455950
Wokelock.....
Anonymous No.536456186
>>536455950
I dont care pockets still my favorite character and I will keep coping.
Anonymous No.536456561 >>536456689 >>536456872 >>536456912
is there a way to message someone on steam without them being friends so I can call the 1/11 team mate a nigger post game
Anonymous No.536456689 >>536456912
>>536456561
You can post on their wall. I used to get a lot of fancy little messages in it for playing like an asshole in another game.
Anonymous No.536456718
>>536449135
OH NOOOO he has to actually play the game instead of just pressing 2 and tanking everything
Anonymous No.536456782
>>536455950
>Stupid Arin

I dont get it, she's mad he died before they could get married. how is that gay?
Anonymous No.536456872
>>536456561
huh, wont let me, shame.

Bad players should be removed from my games
Anonymous No.536456887 >>536457720
>>536454694
Sorry you hate fun
Anonymous No.536456912 >>536457364
>>536456561
>>536456689
>steam profile is full of posts from people I played with/against on TF2 (some salt, some praise, others gloating)
>sink 1000 hours on deadlock where Iโ€™m on average more talkative, competitive and at times rude
>not a single message
What gives? I like getting posts on my profile
Anonymous No.536456914 >>536459036 >>536473704
>>536451480
reward the player for using their skills
>enemies get slowed briefly if they go through a door, they might still chase you but they'll get penalized for it
>using the blue cart makes your allies untargetable while they are being dragged and receive a shield
>if the blue cart hits an enemy, they get disarmed, or slowed, or get a firerate debuff briefly depending on what's more balanced, so that you can actually help your allies escape

As it stands right now, it seems that valve is expecting players to just use the portals like professional autistic koreans, and that as long as you do everything perfectly, it'll be alright
Anonymous No.536456927
>>536454302
>>536453796
>>536451480
increase in AoE should increase cart hitbox and Baroness' length.
Anonymous No.536457043
>>536454249
the "guy who gets to be in the air forever with gun buffs" just got wrapped into skyrunner. when lash got to be a strongish gun character he could basically do and be everything
Anonymous No.536457087 >>536457353
kek who told xqc to play vyper, he's malding
Anonymous No.536457105
>>536455809
Because English is your second language.
Anonymous No.536457227 >>536457330
Post doorman pics please I need to cum
Anonymous No.536457330
>>536457227
Anonymous No.536457353
>>536457087
desu if he leaves a "scathing review" that's probably a good thing, the dribbler brain neanderthals that watch him would be dead weight
Anonymous No.536457364
>>536456912
I spent a lot of time playing TF2 and DOTA2 and I got very little messages in my profile. It wasn't until I played a lot of killer in Dead by Daylight when I started getting a lot of pages filled with angry messages because manchildren in that game expect you to play the way they like. Haven't got shit in this game either.
Anonymous No.536457720
>>536456887
nigger im probably in one of these clips you stupid fuck that shit was less than fun
Anonymous No.536457728 >>536457913 >>536477365
The baroness definitely needs a buff of some kind. The amount of damage it does even if they failed isnโ€™t that good. That damage can also just be ignored by spell breaker or counter spell. The parkour is trivial if you have any movement items.

Make the parkour more elaborate and make the stay much longer that escaping in time isnโ€™t the issue but rather falling into the abyss does a piss load of damage (like potentially lethal) and you take spirit damage while in the baroness so the longer youโ€™re in there the more fucked you are.

The stay needs to be longer, the most interesting part is how youโ€™re suddenly blind and absent to the match so when you return you could be safe or you could be surrounded by 5 rapists. And because you suck at wall jumping it took you like 50 seconds to escape so you took a million damage
Anonymous No.536457829 >>536458050
>team says 'let's go mid'
>'yeah i agree'
>'mid mid mid'
>i'm the only one that shows up to mid, everyone else dies in a teamfight
>enemy team does mid
>we were winning and instantly lost
how is this game fun again?
Anonymous No.536457913 >>536459079
>>536457728
>parkour is trivial

combo with slowing hex. slowing hex is great anyway because it helps land ult to begin with and he has easy synergy with vortex nade.

the weak parts of his kit are the super funky door targeting and then the luggage cart being too slow for much of anything but close range. maybe make the luggage projectile velocity faster as part of the final upgrade?
Anonymous No.536457948 >>536458328 >>536458416
Valve should add a cute witch to this game!
Anonymous No.536458050 >>536458480 >>536460017
>>536457829
you kind of just accept that in any team game full retard moments like this will happen sometimes, the good news is this rarely happens the better quality the lobby
Anonymous No.536458328 >>536458392 >>536458412 >>536458416 >>536458486
>>536457948
Vindicta, But yes I agree. A girl with a hat is needed
Anonymous No.536458392
>>536458328
that's just paradox
Anonymous No.536458393
>>536451627
Go split shot, active reload, and some decent attack speed. His weapon is now an auto shotty give a it a go.
Anonymous No.536458412
>>536458328
When the game inevitably gets cosmetics at full launch or whenever, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave Vindicta a witch hat.
Anonymous No.536458416 >>536458486
>>536458328
>>536457948
Boho is a witch with a floppy witch hat
Too bad she's a gypsy
Anonymous No.536458480
>>536458050
I dropped something like, 40 ranks over the last year, from oracle * to Ritualist 1

Most games I do pretty good, have a + K/D, play objectives ect. Lose anyway late game thanks to my team never pushing after wining a tema fight and they DO push after winning

These moments are not sometimes, its all the time, I hate this game
Anonymous No.536458486 >>536461697
>>536458328
>>536458416
Neither are cute...
Anonymous No.536459036
>>536456914
>As it stands right now, it seems that valve is expecting players to just use the portals like professional autistic koreans
If they made it so that it always snaps to a valid door placement spot, I think it would be more manageable.
Anonymous No.536459079 >>536459206
>>536457913
>combo with slowing hex
I already do. But most players either have extra stam or two move speed items unless theyโ€™re trolling. But I have more experience getting ulted than ulting because Iโ€™ve only gotten two doorman games.

I just think his ult is so unique and interesting that I want it to provide stakes and impact to the caster and recipient. Where itโ€™s not a stat or item check but also a bit of a player skill check. Frankly getting ulted sometimes helps the victim as it might save them from a more vicious ganking and give them a moment to collect themselves/receive reinforcements
Anonymous No.536459206 >>536459550 >>536459807
>>536459079
just imagine the possibilities that ult has in the future, like aghs making adding platforms and they rotate or twist and turn
Anonymous No.536459238 >>536460294
>ster is playing deadcock again too
What the fuck
Anonymous No.536459405
just checked the ranks and i'm an alchemist HEEEEELP MEEEE
Anonymous No.536459550
>>536459206
Iโ€™m sad Jermaโ€™s brain is so rotted from weed that the game is just too much for him
Anonymous No.536459595 >>536460071
>everything is ok, we're winning
>suddenly dorman leaves his lane
>his tower is down right after as Mina can't defend solo
>he comes to our lane taking our xp, no one asked for this
>he's feeding 0-11
>we lost

Many such cases
Anonymous No.536459695 >>536460203
Is Valve pulling our legs?

Why the fuck is Yamato still the god damn same?
Anonymous No.536459807 >>536460014
>>536459206
You know what wouldโ€™ve been funny? If Doormanโ€™s ult sent both of you to the baroness and itโ€™s basically a death_run map from gmod or tf2 and the doorman controls trap triggers and just watches who ever they ulted do the course

And I guess the doorman would be spectral for 10 seconds after the ult finishes so he doesnโ€™t get ganked
Anonymous No.536460014 >>536460259
>>536459807
>deathrun
holy shit the memories. that'd be sick as hell but it'd also just full on take doorman out of a teamfight as well kek
Anonymous No.536460017
>>536458050
it's every single game.
the part that makes me fucking angry in this game is when you fall behind, the enemy denies to resources to catch up, and you can't do anything as you slowly lose. it's extremely fucking frustrating.
your orbs get denied, your camps get stolen, the jar gets taken. there's nothing you can do once you fall behind if the enemy team has one braincell. as soon as you're 5k behind the game is over.
Anonymous No.536460041 >>536460872
>respond to a make a character post
>go away for a while
>doorman comes out
Neat.
Anonymous No.536460071
>>536459595
People need a PSA on how bad Mina is at wave clear. I was Mina with a Geist and she fucks off after we won the lane and literally next wave the two guys push and i have worse wave clear than a shampoo bottle so green goes down instantly. If you leave me alone in lane, the guardian is taking damage, itโ€™s that simple. Iโ€™m too squishy to take the poke and I takes me 10 years to kill 5 creeps
Anonymous No.536460096 >>536460767
will this game have aghs/shard?
Anonymous No.536460203
>>536459695

Yamato getting a proper attractive model means youll never get to play her anymore
Because shes the autistic weeb choice with the flashy yasuo samurai kit and if shes attractive too then its over
Anonymous No.536460259
>>536460014
The only way to balance it then is to make it so you can send multiple people to the baroness and even though theyโ€™re teammates theyโ€™re racing each other as the further away from first you are the more damage you take. So if you ult 3 people, the third person to escape will explode
>wait dude stop stop stop let me escape first you have full health NNOOOOO
Anonymous No.536460294
>>536459238
The meme shill brigade got the most simple of retards to play the game.
Anonymous No.536460651 >>536477524
Monday = Victor 4
Anonymous No.536460732
>non deadlock streamers are coming back to deadlock
we have never been so back before. shroud will be playing it again next week.
Anonymous No.536460734
Why is nobody playing Kelvin?
Anonymous No.536460767
>>536460096
Probably not since we already have items that can directly imbue skills, including ultimates. Having items that only directly affect 1 skill without any additional alternative seems contradictory for what they want imbues to be.
Anonymous No.536460823
>Portal rep is in
Imagine a CS rep bros.

>1st skill lets you swap between a pistol, an ak/m4, and an AWP with every gun having spray mechanics
>2nd skill lets you swap between an HE, a flash, and a smoke
>3rd lets you bhop
>4th is a C4
Make it happen icefraud.
Anonymous No.536460860
i didn't even know there was a big update. I just had a random urge to play deadlock and when i turned it on there was a cute vampire girl in front of me
Anonymous No.536460872 >>536460947
>>536460041
seems like Viktor is next, for some reason people dislike Paige.
Anonymous No.536460947
>>536460872
Lmao viktor cope

Drifter is clearly winning
Anonymous No.536460991 >>536461032 >>536461107 >>536500183
Victor is gonna be the wraith king of Deadlock.
Easy to play and with a revive so he'll be retarded OP in pisslow elos.
Anonymous No.536461032 >>536461107 >>536461212
>>536460991
wraith king sucks in every bracket though.
Anonymous No.536461053
>>536449135
>full green items shiv + 1600 blast almost 100-0s me and my duo at 9 minutes in a dynamo ult
>would have died if not for enchanters emblem
yeah, no. this character is still fucking degenerate and you're a boosted monkey retard if you can't win with the hero with a free 25% global damage amp and fucking 45% damage deferral with a point and click kill button meaning you're permanently down 25% max HP against him.
go fuck yourself.
Anonymous No.536461107
>>536461032
>>536460991
Viktor has self damage skills though
Anonymous No.536461212 >>536461418
>>536461032
>play wraith king offlane
>build radiance and farm all game instead
is it still like that?
Anonymous No.536461237 >>536461398
>>536451480
my ONLY gripe with him is the 32 cap on boons meaning you don't get to have every ability maxed at the end of the game (fucking retarded btw)
I WANT far doors, Vayne condemn AND my fuck you nuke 1.
Anonymous No.536461398 >>536461840
>>536461237
Your urn delivery, sir?
Anonymous No.536461418
>>536461212
yeah
Anonymous No.536461543 >>536462698 >>536464429
this game needs a marci
Anonymous No.536461557 >>536463959
>>536455048
>>536455070
we as a community, need to gatekeep xqc and his fans out of this game.
the worst thing that can happen to this game is for a streamer to "revive" it
you do NOT want the fanbase filled with his goons like how R6s got filled with Jynxi fanboys.
Anonymous No.536461635 >>536461753 >>536473102
PRO TIP

>you can counterspell in the doorman's ult when the time is about run out
Anonymous No.536461697 >>536473603
>>536458486
avatar usage is against site rules, tranny pedo.
Anonymous No.536461753
>>536461635
>off model
Geistโ€™s breast are way bigger
Anonymous No.536461781 >>536461817 >>536461846 >>536462294 >>536477524 >>536477716
>the perfect woman doesn't exis-AGHHH!
Anonymous No.536461808
Id rather they nerf Abrams survivability and give him some more move speed. The whole game it feels like there's an anchor chained to your foreskin.
Anonymous No.536461817
>>536461781
Sloppa...
Anonymous No.536461840 >>536464490
>>536461398
not good enough, I want to be able to get it from hitting 50k like I did before the item shop rework.
GIVE IT BACK
BOONS TIED TO SKILLS SUCK ASS
Anonymous No.536461846
>>536461781
into the slop folder she goes...
Anonymous No.536461942
Anonymous No.536461950 >>536461984 >>536462128 >>536477765
>haven't seen a singular Abrams in over 40 games since the patch came out
>also not one Vyper
bros...? where are they...?
Anonymous No.536461984
>>536461950
Billy is the new melee kino
Anonymous No.536462084
what do i do when a billy with 10 bars of HP rams me
Anonymous No.536462102 >>536462587 >>536471213 >>536494494
Vyper mogs the fuck out of M*na
Anonymous No.536462128
>>536461950
Billy is just good-abrams
Anonymous No.536462294
>>536461781
Why don't they make Geist fan arts this good?
Anonymous No.536462316 >>536462501
longest game in ages
Anonymous No.536462373 >>536462464
theres a succubus character in deadlock?
Anonymous No.536462404
Deadlock?
More like 'Dead-on-Arrival'
Anonymous No.536462408
>Haze and Wraith is in your team
>15 DMG each
>even Giest dealth 27
Anonymous No.536462464 >>536462514 >>536462784 >>536494407
>>536462373
Feel like that's kind of redundant as Geist is basically a succubus already.
Anonymous No.536462501
>>536462316
i love carrying my team too on low rank ;)
Anonymous No.536462514
>>536462464
Oathkeeper is technically the succ tho

It's like arguing Pugna isn't a usuccubus when QoP exists
Anonymous No.536462587 >>536462819
>>536462102
say that to her face
Anonymous No.536462657 >>536462695
>nerf the shit out of melee so le special nigger goat won't be OP as fuck
>as a result melee builds now suck on every other hero
Anonymous No.536462695 >>536494871
>>536462657
I like melee on Geist
Anonymous No.536462698 >>536463139
>>536461543
what's marci do?
Anonymous No.536462784 >>536494229
>>536462464
Geist is not a fucking succubus.
Anonymous No.536462819
>>536462587

EVIL LITTLE SLUT
Anonymous No.536463008 >>536463090 >>536463112 >>536463115 >>536463170 >>536502140
The best way to buff grey talon without making him OP is to cut his height in half and make him a little dwarf with a much smaller hitbox


When have you ever heard of a midget native American? He'd be a genuinely original character!
Anonymous No.536463086 >>536463412
WHERE

TAXI

HERO
Anonymous No.536463090
>>536463008
I dont want gt buffs hes a little nigger to play against
Anonymous No.536463112 >>536463175
>>536463008
GT is already OP, the fuck are you on
Anonymous No.536463115
>>536463008
cut his legs off literally and make him a flying torso
Anonymous No.536463139 >>536463408
>>536462698
jumps off allies onto enemies and then punches them really fucking hard while healing her discord lane partner with shared lifesteal
Anonymous No.536463170
>>536463008
Old people lose height.
Anonymous No.536463175 >>536463253
>>536463112
Ranklet games don't count lil bro.
Anonymous No.536463253 >>536463297
>>536463175
>t. Oracletard
Anonymous No.536463297 >>536463378
>>536463253
>t. Emissary homunculus
Anonymous No.536463378 >>536463421
>>536463297
>he's actually unironically oracle
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.536463408 >>536465426 >>536465518
>>536463139
>cute orphan girl
>does oddjobs as a shoe polisher, newspaper boy, canteen, diner waitress, etc.
>she's also mute
>wants to win to help the orphanage

There's your Marci bro.
Anonymous No.536463412
>>536463086
Warden
Anonymous No.536463421 >>536463975
>>536463378
>he's actually unironically Emissary
LMAOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.536463432 >>536463525
it is actually impossible to play billy
I can get doorman and mina easily, but I still have had not one game with this hero. Yoshi is such a faggot and nigger, and I wish the tourists would leave already
Anonymous No.536463525 >>536463715
>>536463432
I only attempted to queue for billy twice, and I got him my second try. You just gotta learn which heroes to queue for.
Anonymous No.536463607 >>536463662 >>536463842
why does the squishiest character in the game have a melee execution when the rest of her kit is built for poking
Anonymous No.536463645 >>536463742
>get invited into playtesting
>practice one hero with the bots so I don't suck
>finally get enough confidence playing to queue up an actual match
>"You need to que up 3 heroes"
Anonymous No.536463652
So what happened to the xqc stream lmao
Anonymous No.536463662
>>536463607
for instant loss obviously
Anonymous No.536463715
>>536463525
ive tried top pickrates (seven, haze, infernus)
high pickrate + low sr heroes of mine (lash, dynamo, warden). Shit hasnโ€™t worked for 20 games. Iโ€™ve played 23 mina games but no billy itโ€™s actually bullshit
Anonymous No.536463742
>>536463645
select haze and infernus as your backups and keep the one you want to play at the highest priority and you should get them 95% of the time
Anonymous No.536463835
>>536446775
mina and vindicta are brats
Anonymous No.536463842 >>536463930 >>536464032 >>536464082 >>536466250 >>536466610
>>536463607
i wish i was her right now
Anonymous No.536463928
I cant get over how nice and intuitive doorman's portals are

You can place then abywhere unlike splitgate and they work the way you think
Its all so snappy and you can do so much on the fly shit with em
Anonymous No.536463930
>>536463842
>the BWC stare
Anonymous No.536463934
someone please commission 2koma mina being a brat followed by mating press instant loss
Anonymous No.536463959
>>536461557
shut up faggot. go start a thread on lsf.
Anonymous No.536463975 >>536464019
>>536463421
u gonna slobber on it bug style now or what oraclebab
Anonymous No.536464019 >>536464201
>>536463975
That's the same rank as me tho
Anonymous No.536464032
>>536463842
this didn't happen
Anonymous No.536464082
>>536463842
>and then everybody clapped
Anonymous No.536464195 >>536464329 >>536464392 >>536464559
I have 600 hours now and I still have no idea how to make a good build.
Anonymous No.536464201 >>536464293
>>536464019
nuh uh
Anonymous No.536464293 >>536464435
>>536464201
Yuh huh
Anonymous No.536464297 >>536464404
my ancestor...
Anonymous No.536464318
I want Doorman to check me into his room
Anonymous No.536464329
>>536464195
>enduring speed
>fleetfoot
you now have a good build.
Anonymous No.536464392
>>536464195
I used to be able to but I cant now because Im unfamiliar with the new items, basically its usually about hitting the correct item combinations at certain soul amounts, those being indicative certain levels on your abilities
Anonymous No.536464404
>>536464297
So that new Mo
What about Krill tho
Anonymous No.536464409
Do you think molemen are like pitbulls and there's a non 0% chance that they just freak out and kill their owner?
Anonymous No.536464429
>>536461543
the game needs a fae with wrird accent
Anonymous No.536464435
>>536464293
ok I believe you now
Anonymous No.536464490
>>536461840
You WILL farm 200k souls, you WILL NOT let the game end until you complete your build.
Anonymous No.536464559
>>536464195
Just plagiarize other builds, swap things you dont like for things you do like and use common sense
Anonymous No.536464680 >>536464754
This is what Valve took from you.
Anonymous No.536464754 >>536464904
>>536464680
Forgot pic
Anonymous No.536464904
>>536464754
Good, fuck you anigger
Anonymous No.536464962
THIS is what VALVE took from you!!!!
Anonymous No.536465224 >>536465285
do the bats from Mina ult hit targets in the air, like the first thing they collide with, or do they need to land on terrain?
Anonymous No.536465254 >>536465415 >>536466232 >>536469220
I was wondering how we can safely close out this insane comeback, and then a rogue thought struck me.
Why hadn't I EVER thought of this sooner?

God damn did I carry the shit out of this game.
Anonymous No.536465285
>>536465224
they follow an enemy if possible so you can assrape a still ulting seven
Anonymous No.536465415 >>536465786
>>536465254
Holy BASED
Anonymous No.536465426
>>536463408
Actually a good backstory.
Anonymous No.536465518 >>536465682
>>536463408
Make her a loli.
Anonymous No.536465604
I like plants :3c
Anonymous No.536465682
>>536465518
choke on the chopsticks nigger
Anonymous No.536465728 >>536465810 >>536466426 >>536466541 >>536466601 >>536466926 >>536467409
>>536453456
It probably isn't possible just with how character powers are designed but I like when they try.

Ideas like
>Doorman gets bonus gun damage when shooting through his portal and he can use his ult on allies that heals them for the duration they are within instead)
>Rake gets scaling from melee (if it doesn't already) and if you melee an enemy who has been effect by Love Bites in the past 3 seconds they take bonus damage
>Billy can share allies his Blasted aura and increasing their max HP, increasing with healing effectiveness

It's maybe making them too complex but Dynamo is my go to example for perfect design.
Anonymous No.536465786
>>536465415
I felt like fucking Gandalf holding off the Balrog in that moment man it was fucking amazing
Only in MOBAs can shit like this really shine
Anonymous No.536465810
>>536465728
I mean those are pretty easy to code in but balancing it is another story
Anonymous No.536465903 >>536465987 >>536466204
Paige is openly writing Abrams X Drifter bara
Anonymous No.536465987
>>536465903
>women
>into bara
uhhh...
Anonymous No.536466160
She's a fujoshit
Anonymous No.536466204
>>536465903
she literally has a voiceline telling Victor to never put a shirt on
if anything it's Victor X Doorman
Anonymous No.536466232 >>536466423
>>536465254
lmao
sick
Anonymous No.536466250
>>536463842
WHO
Anonymous No.536466423 >>536466481
>>536466232
Anonymous No.536466426
>>536465728
>doorman ult as a save
kinda sick
Anonymous No.536466481
>>536466423
kek, that's sick
Anonymous No.536466538
Can anyone uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make a bottom heavy mod for Mina iykyk
Anonymous No.536466541
>>536465728
>>Doorman gets bonus gun damage when shooting through his portal and he can use his ult on allies that heals them for the duration they are within instead)
I LOVE this, though he would probably be too OP if he had this.
Anonymous No.536466601
>>536465728
I think Billy sharing his 3, even just a part of it, would be way too strong. You gotta remember that Abrams can three-shot you by pressing Q, now imagine if he also gained max HP for like 30 seconds alongside Billy. That's asking for either a tank or stun meta, both are horrible outcomes
Anonymous No.536466610 >>536468369
>>536463842
empty, locust eating, hivemind look
Anonymous No.536466782 >>536466959 >>536467128
I think Billy gaining HP from melees is a mismatch

Shluldnt that be on Abrams?
Like his book lifesteals
Make his 3 an active and give that buff
Anonymous No.536466926
>>536465728
here's a horrible T3 ult idea for Mina
>the area of effect now also grants allies greatly increased firerate and lifesteal
and then people would have the option to build her as a support for no reason
Anonymous No.536466959
>>536466782
why should all melee mechanics be loaded onto abrams? should all gun mechanics be loaded onto haze?
billy has no other sustain. he brools, he grows, he keeps brooling. it suits his character and helps him fulfill his niche
Anonymous No.536466986
A hero with a gun passive where shooting teammates heals them

So you build gun to be a better healer
Anonymous No.536467072 >>536467293
where the fuck is the skill leaks for drifter

we have zero clue what this nigga does
Anonymous No.536467128 >>536467174 >>536467428
>>536466782
honestly I think they took the easy route by making him a sort of tank in everything except his model. If he's a punk then he would rush in recklessly and be chaotic. So he should actually gain benefits from being risky and at low health. Like increased regen, faster melees, faster parries, faster stamina and so on. You know instead of becoming more like a tank the more he gets hit
Anonymous No.536467174 >>536467264
>>536467128
Huskar is a mess to balance
Anonymous No.536467264
>>536467174
Huskar is such a fun hero. I miss the good old days when you'd reach like 90% magic resist with 0 magic resist items.
Anonymous No.536467293 >>536467393
>>536467072
Guarantee you he works like bloodseeker if you want any indication of what he does. He has a passive or an ability that seeks low-HP targets.
His Ultimate I think teleports him behind people?

Those are my 2 cents.
Anonymous No.536467393
>>536467293
>tfw slork survived the hero labs purge

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Anonymous No.536467409 >>536467539
>>536465728
Dynamo is an odd one to me because whilst he does get a ton of buffs to his gun from his abilities, he's almost never played like that because all of his abilities are also inherently strong in general thus there's not much reason to use a gun build that takes time to get online.
Anonymous No.536467428
>>536467128
>punkskar
hilarious
it does make me yearn for lifebreak
if we can have sunder there's no reason we can't have lifebreak
Anonymous No.536467539 >>536467770 >>536481803
>>536467409
>his
the bonus bullet damage taken is global, he's a support.
Anonymous No.536467673 >>536467854 >>536467914
I would've preferred something involving rain for mina because of her gay little umbrella
her character design isn't like, peak or anything but there's way more they could do with it
Anonymous No.536467770
>>536467539
That's kind of what I mean. You could try to build around the buffs on him because it does technically work, but there's not really that much point
Anonymous No.536467854 >>536468104
>>536467673
>involving rain
It's a parasol, anon. She's a vampire.
Anonymous No.536467914 >>536468104
>>536467673
She has an umbrella because she doesn't want sun you autist.
Anonymous No.536467949
Sunbrella
Anonymous No.536468025 >>536484116
>>536451885
Shut up and admire black queens.
Anonymous No.536468104
>>536467854
>>536467914
oh its a parasol
that explains why her character is so boring and contributes nothing to the game I guess, see if it was an umbrella she would be cooler
a vampire steals health right? or life force or whatever
what are the chances that her passive was meant to permanently reduce stats a la silencer/pudge but they took it out
im legit mad they wasted a slot on this worthless bitch
I get so mad when I see her on my team
Anonymous No.536468226
I haven't got to play the new heroes even once. The fuck is this bullshit.
Anonymous No.536468271
>gets called out as a retard
>doubles down on retardation
Tale old as time
Anonymous No.536468291
who are you quoting
Anonymous No.536468320
who are you replying to
Anonymous No.536468369 >>536469463
>>536466610
Not like you, clearly the peak of humanity
Anonymous No.536468391 >>536468516 >>536468547 >>536468764 >>536475083
Give Towers and Walkers 2x health but make it able to shoot down from any range.
Anonymous No.536468410
Uh oh
Anonymous No.536468516
>>536468391
Id love to kiss her belly and bite it gently
Anonymous No.536468547
>>536468391
whale tails are so fucking sexy man
Anonymous No.536468631
Vortex Web Doorman for easy carts through doors.
Anonymous No.536468715 >>536468959
I'm not playing until they redesign Yamato
Unistalling this game for trannies
Anonymous No.536468764 >>536468865
>>536468391
yeah, because sniper from dota is just so much fun to try and play against.
Anonymous No.536468865 >>536469058
>>536468764
You still need creepers to walk to the tower so its not shielded cumbrain.
Anonymous No.536468959
>>536468715
why did you have installed in the first place then?
Anonymous No.536469058
>>536468865
creepers are from minecraft. You'd know this if you spent more time looking at what you type and less time trying to insult for no reason
Anonymous No.536469102
I have a hard time believing that any of the final 3 can top doorman in kino
Anonymous No.536469107 >>536469220 >>536469331
I literally played one game on my most played hero with phantom 6 average with some eternuses in it. I then played a whatever the red rank is with people green and orange ranks when I tried doorman.

Matchmaking is so fucked. Hero MMR needs to go badly
Anonymous No.536469220 >>536469416
>>536465254
>>536469107
Oh lmao this was the pisslow game I was in, funny.
Anonymous No.536469331
>>536469107
>Hero MMR needs to go badly
hard agree. I am fucking Phantom
do NOT put me in uncarryable Emissary lobbies filled with lobotomite retards that refuse to listen to a word I say on how to win or play when I want to try out heros i rarely play.
these retards don't even know how to chew gum and walk at the same
going to be suicide inducing when I start to main Drifter when he comes out.
Anonymous No.536469416
>>536469220
that's mad fucking funny.
I do wonder how often I run into any of you guys and if I ever flamed one of you guys.
Anonymous No.536469463
>>536468369
Thanks, my thoughts exactly!
Anonymous No.536469486 >>536469659 >>536469759 >>536472887
'What are the chances new Haze model will make her smoking hot sexy juicy ass bitch?
Anonymous No.536469659 >>536469734 >>536470685
>>536469486
holy fucking shit, WE GET IT. you're a porn addicted freak with your destroyed brain from gooning 8 hours a day and can literally only think about sex.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
GET A PERSONALITY OUTSIDE OF "heh, porn amirite?"
Anonymous No.536469734 >>536469805
>>536469659
>we
Anonymous No.536469759 >>536469939
>>536469486
Anonymous No.536469805 >>536470685
>>536469734
kill yourself.
Anonymous No.536469868
>Haze literally goes into peoples dreams to kill them
>Her only ability related is she can make people sleep
Anonymous No.536469939
>>536469759
keep her ass change her face
Anonymous No.536470425 >>536470462 >>536470503 >>536470646 >>536470981 >>536471393 >>536472749 >>536475201 >>536501386
I'm coming back to this game after not playing for a year
What's the most braindead characters (besides Abrams) I can use to get back in the swing of things
I'm talking pure caveman grugbrain heroes where I don't need to think at all
Anonymous No.536470462
>>536470425
billy
Anonymous No.536470503 >>536470558
>>536470425
the answer will always be Mo
Anonymous No.536470558 >>536470601 >>536470645
>>536470503
i saw some 0-19-5 mo last night, so clearly mo needs some braing juice to function
Anonymous No.536470601 >>536470717
>>536470558
flat out incorrect, you can flow chart a build and monkey run at any high net worth on their team.
he's the easiest character in the entire game.
Anonymous No.536470645
>>536470558
No he doesn't
You can't even tell a difference between mo that has 80 hours in the game and mo with 2000 hours in deadlock on his third smurf, he's just that much of a braindead one dimensional character
Anonymous No.536470646
>>536470425
Infernus and Seven
Anonymous No.536470685 >>536470892 >>536472887
>>536469659
>>536469805
>Incel
lmao you'll die alone
Anonymous No.536470717 >>536470981
>>536470601
there you go nigga
> flow chart a build and monkey run at any high net worth
new people cant, who play rivals or hearthstone or call of duty
that why you have ''gun builds'' for characters like mo anyway
Anonymous No.536470892 >>536471320
>>536470685
>porn addict that NEEDS to inject his porn addiction into every aspect of his dogshit rancid life calling anyone an incel
LMFAOOO, kick the porn addiction and stop being fat and just maybe a woman might give you the time of day so you stop posting about your pathetic porn obsession on a blue board.
Anonymous No.536470981 >>536471083
>>536470717
not what we are talking about here, hun. we are talking about the easiest to play in the entire game for a returning player. >>536470425
and Mo is the answer to that question. any other answer is objectively incorrect.
Anonymous No.536471083 >>536471205
>>536470981
i was returning player to ivy and it sucked, all the items are changed so you dont know what to go for
Anonymous No.536471205 >>536471364
>>536471083
to be fair ivy has been sledgehammered with the nerf stick for patches for reason whatsoever. probably the least universally hated character in the game and they just keep nerfing her.
you either go rat ivy where you do nothing but splitpush or you go support cuck. everything else is trolling now.
Anonymous No.536471213
>>536462102
oh, it appears it is all over my screen
Anonymous No.536471320
>>536470892
this desu
Anonymous No.536471337 >>536471425 >>536471505
prediction:

Drifter->Paige->Victor
Anonymous No.536471364 >>536471538
>>536471205
dont give shit mr sherlock the items were so overhauled you have no idea what to build
Anonymous No.536471393
>>536470425
McGinnis with turrets and healing tempo
Anonymous No.536471425 >>536471959 >>536473452 >>536477832
>>536471337
the redditors have stolen Doormans popularity and are now leveraging it to vote for Paige.
praying to god that god awful waifubait slop is the last in (hopefully scrapped!)
hoping it's drifter, have put in 20 votes for him across my accounts.
Anonymous No.536471505
>>536471337
Anonymous No.536471538 >>536471760
>>536471364
80% of the items are the same just at different prices, retard-kun.
Anonymous No.536471616
do bot games count for votes?
Anonymous No.536471760 >>536471817 >>536472050
>>536471538
lmao at the finnish asperger who thinks people will remember all the 120 items and their prices for a game that is not out yet
yeat shit and die ezkimo
Anonymous No.536471817
>>536471760
this is the oddest case of projection I have seen yet. fascinating
Anonymous No.536471959 >>536471993 >>536473542
>>536471425
don't care, I'm voting bookslop because the game doesn't have a dedicated support and I want more variety in matches
Anonymous No.536471993 >>536472119
>>536471959
>doesn't have a dedicated support
Kelvin exists, retard.
>oh but he can go spirit!
not very well given that's his only real damage and it still scales up his dome healing.
Anonymous No.536472050 >>536472971
>>536471760
anon, the same thing can be said about any moba and this is definitely not the worst store I've seen. You get used to it after a while, relax. Besides, you're posting on a deadlock general on 4chan, you're not impressing anyone by acting you're above it all.
Anonymous No.536472119 >>536472425
>>536471993
ok, well, sorry if I offended you. Why can't the game have 2 supports? It's not like the other new characters will be deleted
Anonymous No.536472305 >>536472535 >>536472620 >>536506119
*pranks you into spending 3k souls for 400 HP*
Anonymous No.536472425 >>536472778
>>536472119
>ok, well, sorry if I offended you.
shut up before I kiss you on the lips, queer.
>why can't the game have 2 supports?
because support players are all sub humans in every game and all of them have an inflated ego from playing their no talent "please carry me" characters/role and cheating their way into my elo. the less of them in this game the better. i do NOT want a rerun of "Ah fuck, you got two mercy one tricks on your team and one of them now has to play something that requires a brain in GM. guess you lose because support players have no mechanical skill or game sense!"
Anonymous No.536472535
>>536472305
if they were going to fucking NUKE this item out of the game could they at LEAST keep the gun damage or shorten the time before the healing kicks in?
what a genuine piece of shit item, backing in this game is cancer.
>haha you got hit by a paradox carbine, GT arrow that you couldn't even react to? time to go back to base and soak your head. enjoy your -30 seconds on the map!
Anonymous No.536472620 >>536472692
>>536472305
I only buy it for the healing
Anonymous No.536472692 >>536474072 >>536506119
>>536472620
someone did the math and it straight up only saves you 4 seconds.
by the time it heals you to full you could have
ziplined back to base, healed and went back to where you were by the time you were full.
the item was over nerfed.
Anonymous No.536472749 >>536478120
>>536470425
Abrams isnt braindead, wtf you talking about, if you want braindead play McGuiness
Anonymous No.536472778 >>536473117
>>536472425
did any of that happen with kelvin at any point and if so then why would it even matter that much?
Anonymous No.536472815
>>536454457
>>536453858
these are in the localization files for other languages, where pocket is male
Anonymous No.536472887
>>536469486
>>536470685
they did NOT like this one, boss
Anonymous No.536472971
>>536472050
I'm different poster but i only remember Shadowblade and Blink Dagger being 3200g and Agham Scepter being 3600 gold and Deadalus being 5200 gold and Divine Reaper being like 8400 gold. Dota is different anyways because you have tree leaves or heals or wards, you dont even lose gold on death.
Also Deadlock is way easier because the starting items are like 800g then T1 is 1600 and T2 3200 and T3 being 6400. So its really weird to just throw out there that ''just remember everything''. I saw the new Magic Carpet item and i think it would be god tier on my chose character because i can chase Vindicta or Grey Talon with it.
Anonymous No.536473069 >>536473226
>>536415016
This was unironically more exciting and interesting. Yes, anyone should be able to parry/stun and punish a bunch of retards clumped and take mid and swing a game. That being gone made the game worse. It's not as if you couldn't just hang off the edge of mid pit and counter whoever was coming in. I did that all the time.
Anonymous No.536473102
>>536461635
>when the time is about to run out
You don't even need to do that, just rush for the void and counterspell as you're falling.to get out in 3s with no damage.
Anonymous No.536473117
>>536472778
I wouldn't be able to tell because this game has per hero match making that will absolutely be gone on release where that will become a problem.
>why would it even matter?
because support players deserve nothing for shitting up every game they infest.
Anonymous No.536473153
>>536418867
every on hit nigger needs a kit rework. it's totally bizarre how a wraith can run around with absolute dog shit aim literally just shooting you in the chest all game and she still just tops damage anyway because she's got mercurial + steroid popped + is being force fed free spirit damage cards. absolute skill vacuum character. if a character is like this in lane where it's "trade damage you instantly lose" and it's not a matter of item diff and appropriate skill usage then it legitimately does not belong in a moba. you should NOT get to be a shitter and be rewarded with free damage.
Anonymous No.536473226 >>536474197
>>536473069
yeah bro, I think the game my team stomped for 25 minutes should just be loss because they lucked out and got a rejuv steal!
what a fantastic idea, surely they'd keep something as retarded as that if it was a good idea!
oh wait...
Anonymous No.536473320 >>536473337 >>536473468
How come Talon's arrow doesnt actually have to be anywhere near you to hit you?
Anonymous No.536473328
>>536418867
>Design rework
Mirage is hot as fuck with his new eyes. the hell do you mean he needs a design rework?
his kit is a travesty of design I will concede that, literally 0 cohesion whatsoever going on there.
Anonymous No.536473330
>>536454623
can do the same thing on ivy with stone form
Anonymous No.536473337
>>536473320
its a boomer mechanic
Anonymous No.536473423
>>536452935
>mirage nigger
yeah don't care
Anonymous No.536473452
>>536471425
>the redditors have stolen Doormans popularity and are now leveraging it to vote for Paige.
doesnt matter, drifter votes are stockpiled since voting began, and doorman voters would only just be switching to paige
Anonymous No.536473468
>>536473320
play GT for one game and realize that you're wrong and the hitbox is very fair. it only looks bullshit because of lag comp.
Anonymous No.536473542 >>536474836
>>536471959
>dedicated support
viscous, dynamo, ivy, kelvin, and doorman
Anonymous No.536473549
>>536451480
Give him an item like the tf2 duck that lets me ring a bell on command to make my lane partner go insane
Anonymous No.536473603
>>536461697
thanks for the compliment retard
Anonymous No.536473704
>>536456914
>enemies get slowed briefly if they go through a door, they might still chase you but they'll get penalized for it
Then people have almost no reason to ever follow you through your doors considering it could be a trap, the whole point is to be able to use them as bait.
Anonymous No.536473862 >>536474423
what is the point of split shot if enemies can only get hit by one bullet at a time?
Anonymous No.536474072
>>536472692
The only actual issue was that it gave free damage. Put it back to 3%.
Anonymous No.536474197
>>536473226
>lucked out
you got outplayed. there's nothing 'lucky' about it. If you see lash is up and prepare nothing to deal with him when he ults your team off rejuv and he makes a come back happen then it's your own fault. raping come back mechanics made this game so snowbally and no one really likes this. imagine you're playing from behind. do you enjoy knowing there's basically no chance to come back?
Anonymous No.536474423 >>536474468
>>536473862
You can hit multiple targets at once and it's easier to hit any one target
That being said it seems the primary use is to drop people's FPS when combined with ricochet
Anonymous No.536474468
>>536474423
the primary use is to pop express shot yamato alt fire with split shot and set people's laptops on fire
Anonymous No.536474497 >>536477947
>>536444829 (OP)
Give me the quick rundown on what Geist builds nowdays? I assume warp stone is still mandatory but do you go full spirit or hybrid?
Anonymous No.536474836
>>536473542
my builds?
full gun, full gun, full gun, full gun, and hmm
full gun
Anonymous No.536475024 >>536475589
I just realized with doors you can ride your own cart as Doorman. I don't know if this will have any practical applications but I'd love to see it being pulled off in a game.
Anonymous No.536475083 >>536480295
>>536468391
This slut was 100% railed by everyone in her city, she probably would be ok with anyone asking nicely.
Anonymous No.536475201
>>536470425
I did the same (stopped playing right before ranked was added) and just random'd everyone I used to play + the new characters.
Just don't be a shitter.
Anonymous No.536475589 >>536475863 >>536476549
>>536475024
like this
Anonymous No.536475656
I personally think Valve should add an experimental 1v1 game mode. 5-8 minutes max just to put all this muh 4 lane shittery to rest.
Anonymous No.536475863
>>536475589
This character has so much potential it's actually insane.
In a year from now every Doorman you get matched with will be either the worse player you have ever seen in your life or a god who carries the entire game.
Anonymous No.536476494
>>536444829 (OP)
>Doorman ultimate damage completely negated with counter spell by falling on purpose and just parrying
It's over.
Anonymous No.536476517
>mfw sending ulting infernus/warden to the twilight zone
Anonymous No.536476549
>>536475589
why would you do this over opening a door, going through, closing it in the direction you wanna go
Anonymous No.536476596 >>536476762 >>536477048 >>536477151
Should I draw Mina as a cuny
Anonymous No.536476762
>>536476596
In a cute and wholesome way.
Anonymous No.536476923 >>536487264
>>536445150
I still can't get over the fact that you get to play as a Pixar cartoon character in the game, amazing. I don't think any of the new heroes will top Doorman in the terms of mechanics and personality
Anonymous No.536477048
>>536476596
Please please please please
Anonymous No.536477151
>>536476596
Mesugaki even
Anonymous No.536477365
>>536457728
We need multiple Baroness layout options, the problem is this might lag the game too much
Anonymous No.536477524 >>536479873
>>536460651
Vote Victor no matter what
>>536461781
Dogshit hero, dogshit AI slop art
Anonymous No.536477652
Paige day
Paige game
Paige life
Anonymous No.536477716
>>536461781
Amazing hero, amazing AI masterpiece art
Anonymous No.536477765
>>536461950
I'm playing Abrams all the time and I can't force myself to learn another hero
>just put him off the priority list bro
My other heroes in the list are Vyper an Viscous, and I'm still getting Abrams 100% of the time
Anonymous No.536477832
>>536471425
Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.536477947
>>536474497
Henlo?
Anonymous No.536478110 >>536478859
There's patron voicelines for a new objective called the vanguard which can be captured and defeated
Maybe it's that clocktower thing? Something your team can capture and use to push a lane.
Anonymous No.536478120
>>536472749
I'm a dedicated Abrams autist, he is braindead. If he wasn't I wouldn't be able to play him in the first place.
Anonymous No.536478238
>Bebop and Krill on the enemy lane
i didnt wanna win anyway
Anonymous No.536478242
>7-9 minute search average
Shitty ass game
Anonymous No.536478389
>>536454795
https://vocaroo.com/1ouji2vbcf8Q
Never forget
Anonymous No.536478453
>queue on Sunday
>teammates feed Vind
>get mad when I'm telling to buy Slowing Hex/Phantom Strike
There is no point hoping team will learn to counterbuild in my pisslow rank, does anyone know any good diplomatic techniques to make sure I'm not the only person in the team getting Curse/Slowing Hex/whatever shuts down fed enemy hoes?
Anonymous No.536478859 >>536478976
>>536478110
What do they say about it?
Anonymous No.536478889
>>536454457
>"hero_spade:n" "Spade"
Anonymous No.536478976 >>536479267
>>536478859
>THE VANGUARD IS AVAILABLE FOR CAPTURE
>THE ENEMY IS TRYING TO CAPTURE THE VANGUARD
>WE CAPTURED THE VANGUARD
>THE ENEMY HAS DEFEATED THE VANGUARD
Anonymous No.536479142
>all of doorman's baroness taunts have been replaced with short, to the point versions
I get that they had to with the way the ability works now but LAME, they were the best VA in the game and the best display of his character
Anonymous No.536479249 >>536479345 >>536479424
I imagine one day they'll revamp talents to be more interactive instead of the numbers they are now like they did with dota. Would be cool to see a level 5 talent that makes it so that the obstacle course is longer, when you fail it takes you back to the beginning, and it can last forever, but doorman can recast at any time to instantly take them out.
Maybe that's aghs worthy
Anonymous No.536479267 >>536479401 >>536479457
>>536478976
Weird. Seems like another midboss type eneny then?
Anonymous No.536479345
>>536479249
Aghs and agh shard are definitely on the menu since IceFrog is in charge
Anonymous No.536479352 >>536479604 >>536479902
how do I lane
Anonymous No.536479401
>>536479267
could be
I know people have been clamoring for a new objective for months
Anonymous No.536479424 >>536479556
>>536479249
That would require every map to have multiple versions of the baroness hidden between the map thoughever
Anonymous No.536479457 >>536479686
>>536479267
Gos knows we need this and a total jungle rework too. Ideal scenario would be a total removal of jg creeps to be replaced by mini-objectives, that would give a better reason to raid enemy jg compared to just giving haze and Infernus players more options to afk farm and feed on the enemy territory
Anonymous No.536479556
>>536479424
It's not really that hard to code.
Anonymous No.536479604
>>536479352
Literally just hit creeps and deny when possible. Don't harass enemy heroes all the time, you'll get damaged by creeps, pushed under your tower and feed
Anonymous No.536479686 >>536479862 >>536480397
>>536479457
The inevitable jungle rework is going to completelt change the game honestly.
Anonymous No.536479737 >>536480006 >>536480526
So Warden's voice is 100% getting replaced right? that's why there's no Warden convos ingame
Anonymous No.536479862 >>536480397
>>536479686
Can't come soon enough. I fucking hate useless Infernus cucks who ignore lanes, farm creeps, then end the game with 2/10 score. I also can't wait for even more tourists to screech about ''le gun game being gun-unfriendly'' when this option is inevitably taken away fromt hem, PvE niggers deserve no mercy.
Anonymous No.536479873
>>536477524
nope, voting drifter
Anonymous No.536479902
>>536479352
farm
Anonymous No.536479907
I want to play the druid, give me the druid valve
Anonymous No.536480006
>>536479737
He should be permanently drunk in his voicelines and have an animation of sipping on the flask every now and then. His Patron wish is extra Friday in the week to beat his wide twice as much.
Anonymous No.536480295
>>536475083
proofs?
Anonymous No.536480397 >>536480573 >>536481032
>>536479862
>>536479686
There needs to be creep camps that just cuck specific damage types and heroes.
Anonymous No.536480526
>>536479737
I hope not I do like my straight edge stoic characters
Anonymous No.536480557 >>536481615
how many mags do you dump in to mina's shithole?
Anonymous No.536480573
>>536480397
birds neutral camp on roof that makes a lot of noise and you have to shoot them like the practice birds in the hideout
get on it yoshi
Anonymous No.536481032
>>536480397
Happened in dota 2 with the prowler camp and boy did people hate it
Anonymous No.536481615
>>536480557
Why are you so gross?
Anonymous No.536481803
>>536467539
It's literally only increased for him
Anonymous No.536482136 >>536482503
Just took the wardenpill (im a newfag though)
What's the build looking like? I'm still learning all the items but i gotta learn how to play my character before i take too many liberties
Anonymous No.536482503
>>536482136
Depends if you want to play around run and gun, cage, or your ultimate.
If you're new I would recommend choosing either Knockdown or Majestic Leap as your first t3 item, they're very generally useful and it will get you in the habit of using your active item hotkeys. Leap allows you to initiate on people and traverse the map easier, while Knockdown will take out aerial opponents and stop your enemies from leaving cage radius.
Anonymous No.536482905
>>536455950
Most unrealistic part is that someone like Mina would respect his pronouns
Anonymous No.536483047 >>536483134
Played Doorman for the first time and realized i have 0 spatial awareness i didn't use the door at all. (made a dynamo rage quit ulting him 5 times tho)
Anonymous No.536483134
>>536483047
>place 1 end somewhere safe around a corner
>if anyone approaches, throw the other on a wall and close the door after you
ggez
Anonymous No.536483467 >>536483636 >>536483849 >>536484463
outpost.psd file minimap image used to escort
NPCs

Honestly, they should just ditch the MOBA aspect of it and go full team shooter with KOTH, CTF, etc, i feel like lots of people dropped or never tried it because of that. I mean Dota already exists and it's still going.

at best they should make a thing like fortnite with two separate modes to play
Anonymous No.536483636 >>536483707
>>536483467
>Honestly, they should just ditch the MOBA aspect of it
that's literally the whole game
Anonymous No.536483649 >>536484491 >>536485746
>>536449135
I true Shiver persists no matter what.
Anonymous No.536483707 >>536484202 >>536484297
>>536483636
It's a shooter at core gameplay mechanic.

Core > Stuff around it
Anonymous No.536483761 >>536500881
They need to bite the bullet and turn shiv into smite's cu chulainn
A point and click execute is never going to work, and especially not on a character with actual damage. Achille's execute is still strong despite being a reactable/dodgeable skillshot with a big startup, and Achille doesn't have half of shiv's damage.
Going back to cu chulainn, while he's not the most profound 900 iq character, he actually *plays around* his rage and manageing it to get good ults is his skill expression. Shiv's rage is the most boring shit ever, it's just a lame minigame of keeping it up by hitting a knife every once in a while in exchange for massive buffs.
At the very least they removed the tedium of keeping it up all the time by hitting neutrals
Anonymous No.536483849
>>536483467
>KOTH
sure
>CTF
FUCK no
Anonymous No.536484116
>>536468025
This
Anonymous No.536484142
another game, another vote for the big titty librarian girl
Anonymous No.536484202 >>536485740
>>536483707
if you remove the moba shit from deadlock you'll just end up with a shit heroshooter with horrendous balance.
Anonymous No.536484297 >>536485740
>>536483707
I guess Portal and CoD are the same game since you just shoot stuff at its core
Anonymous No.536484463 >>536485740
>>536483467
Ditching the MOBA aspect is a dogshit idea, just have the main MOBA ranked mode for people who want to play comp, and have casual modes for people who just want to kick back and have fun.
Anonymous No.536484491
I forgot how good it feels to do dash slides around corners to fuck with my enemies chasing me. Fuck, even just moving around in this game feels good and I'm not even a character with proper mobility abilities (I mean you can count Shiv's alt fire as one I suppose).

>>536483649
Right on man.
Anonymous No.536484813 >>536485130 >>536485167
is support focused paradox ok or nah? Like healing nova+knockdown, team support focused items. I'm not great at aiming so building big damage for her carbine won't be good value for me but i'm trying to figure out a 3rd character to play after mo&krill and Dynamo.
Anonymous No.536485130
>>536484813
Utility support maybe.
Anonymous No.536485167
>>536484813
That's how any good player actually plays her, she doesn't need many items to actually be useful so that leaves plenty of flex slots
Anonymous No.536485283
>3 times as many players
>3 times as long queue times

Valve wtf
Anonymous No.536485372 >>536485493 >>536485614 >>536486152
haze is unironically hot

dont understand the hate
Anonymous No.536485493
>>536485372
The removal of the ass bag made her really distracting
Anonymous No.536485614
>>536485372
Her model is too basic, her guns and haircut are ugly. She needs to look just like she does on the loading screen to be actually pretty.
Anonymous No.536485740 >>536486278
>>536484297
>>536484202
>>536484463
Let's stick to Valve games and take TF2 and CSGO as well in the aspect. Imagine a sphere with a nucleus inside, both games have the same nucleus (FPS team shooter) but different exterior (different modes, gun working, etc.)

Now take DOTA and DL, the inside is way different (one being a shooter, the other being a point and click) but the stuff surrounding it is all the same (one mode, moba with towers, minions, etc.)

I wouldn't ditch the MOBA aspect but i'd certainly put more casual modes to have another slice of playerbase that keeps the game even more active than ever.
Anonymous No.536485746
>>536483649
Finally a good art in this thread
Anonymous No.536486068
Any doorchads already farming salt? Just had a paradox and calico raging over my bells
Anonymous No.536486152
>>536485372
Haze is cute
CUTE
Anonymous No.536486278
>>536485740
>Deadlock wont work as a pure ASSFAGGOTS (MOBA is a shit term) thanks to the 3d environment and the prevalence of guns
>It wont work as a pure shooter thanks to the objective-based gameplay and hero skills
>It wont work as a pure hero shooter thanks to items and macro
>And it wont work as a casual game of any sort thanks to the movement system
Removing any of those would make the game worse, casual models are a post-release priority and don't really matter as casuls will just play a different game instead
Anonymous No.536486329 >>536486419
>Doorman has Slork but not Trapper lines
It's over
Anonymous No.536486410
>>536444970
Those didnt exhist in 1930s. Your parents would have shipped you off to an asylum
Anonymous No.536486419 >>536486481 >>536486549
>>536486329
whats his slork lines
Anonymous No.536486481
>>536486419
Slork is a god apparently
Anonymous No.536486549 >>536486650
>>536486419
https://youtu.be/1luKYdwRs8Q?si=cmINcKX1XMg3Nqh9&t=369
Anonymous No.536486650 >>536486823
>>536486549
>they took out the succubus

who
Anonymous No.536486823
>>536486650
hero that's in the same state as punkgoat 3 months ago
they're getting ready for another wave
Anonymous No.536486970
Instead of avoiding the Succybus' ult, gooners will start infighting over who gets to be one that gets hit by her ult.
Anonymous No.536487129 >>536487321 >>536487334 >>536488502 >>536488826 >>536488959
which champs are most likely virgins
Anonymous No.536487264 >>536487720
>>536476923
I feel like hes instantly become the most popular character even conpare to Abrams Vindicta and Ivy
Anonymous No.536487319 >>536487669 >>536488025 >>536493993 >>536502684 >>536502821
This dude has some of the worst fucking builds in the game
Anonymous No.536487321
>>536487129
Haze
Anonymous No.536487334
>>536487129
Geist
Anonymous No.536487463 >>536487490 >>536487735
it's pretty funny that Billy likes the cube
Anonymous No.536487490
>>536487463
Everyone likes it. Even Mina surprisingly.
Anonymous No.536487669
>>536487319
You gotta post them.
Anonymous No.536487687
>>536451721
At thos point that will likely be a seprate character. A werewolf or something similar
Anonymous No.536487720
>>536487264
He has insane meme potential, just like Abrams and Ivy. I'm thinking on making these 3 my hero rotation, just for lulz. Doubt I'll get Doorman any time soon tho
Anonymous No.536487735
>>536487463
the cube jerks you off
Anonymous No.536487993
>>536451292
I would prefer some heros be speciaized. It helps them form a niche and everyone being a generalist would get boring.
Anonymous No.536488025 >>536489583
>>536487319
Isnt he the same groomed fag who accidentally leaked Victor a while ago? The same nigger who got into a secreter playtest literally by whoring himself to some pro-ish player on the pedocord.
Anonymous No.536488121 >>536493845
This game is so fucking unoptimized just like cs2
Anonymous No.536488134
Torment pulse, EE, coldfront, scourge? Yep, it's abrams time.
Anonymous No.536488250
what mina build do i use?
Anonymous No.536488342 >>536489989
>>536454031
This. Once I started slop sliding I began to dominate the old 1v1 lanes woth Mo&Kill
Anonymous No.536488502 >>536488593 >>536488690 >>536489120 >>536489167 >>536490141
>>536487129
Vindicta, Victor cause it will be funny, Pocket, Ivy
Anonymous No.536488593
>>536488502
only a third of victor's parts are virgin
Anonymous No.536488669
>>536445150
he's so slick with it
Anonymous No.536488690 >>536488736 >>536488750
>>536488502
Pocket was engaged to Mina, he got a taste of that vampussy
Anonymous No.536488736 >>536489402
>>536488690
Engaged, but she never let him hit.
Anonymous No.536488750 >>536489627 >>536490141
>>536488690
and immediately called a hit on himself
Anonymous No.536488826 >>536489167 >>536490039 >>536490169
>>536487129
Warden, Dynamo, Seven
Anonymous No.536488959 >>536490169
>>536487129
mo, seven, vindicta, abrams
Anonymous No.536489083 >>536489220 >>536489946
Think I gotta stop playing after today holy shit. This new wave of players is the shittiest yet. Genuinely never been so frustrated.
Anonymous No.536489120
>>536488502
Ivy is a whore, lore accurate.
Anonymous No.536489167
>>536488502
victor is technically not a virgin because some of his parts had sex but philosophically he is because he's a new man made out of other people's parts and as his current form he never had sex
>>536488826
dynamo literally has a wife and his whole motivation is getting his human body back so he can eat and have sex and such, and seven has someone he loved
Anonymous No.536489220 >>536489535
>>536489083
if they're so bad why can't you stomp them?
Anonymous No.536489269 >>536496475
>>536445150
Why he so zesty?
Anonymous No.536489310
>>536454795
Miku-guiness on tha ruuf!
Anonymous No.536489402
>>536488736
She was obsessed with becoming a Fairfax, she probably tried to force a shotgun wedding once or twice
Anonymous No.536489535
>>536489220
Team game, you can only splitpush so much.
Anonymous No.536489583
>>536488025
Yes
Anonymous No.536489627
>>536488750
top kek
Anonymous No.536489642
Yeah I'm never getting scammed into playing this shit game. Unoptimized piece of shit that needs a x3d cpu and 40 min games
Anonymous No.536489727 >>536489796
Why aren't alpha builds optimized?
Anonymous No.536489796 >>536489925
>>536489727
Runs the same as a year ago, even worse. CS2 runs the same as 2 years ago. Valve will never optimize this game
Anonymous No.536489876
I want Billy to jerk me off
Anonymous No.536489925 >>536490071
>>536489796
>runs the same
>looks 10x better
so it runs 10x better
Anonymous No.536489946
>>536489083
Anonymous No.536489989
>>536488342
>more slide slop
Itโ€™s so tiresome
Anonymous No.536490039 >>536490371
>>536488826
Warden cant be a virgin, he had to go through sexual training to resist succubi
Anonymous No.536490046
I finally updated my drivers and game runs kinda better
Anonymous No.536490071 >>536490383
>>536489925
Yeah this is supposed to be a competitive shooter, who cares how pretty it looks it needs to run
Anonymous No.536490141
>>536488502
Pocket got canonically raped by Lady Geist as a child
>>536488750
Kek. Wouldnโ€™t surprise me if this is canon (that pocket called the hit on himself to escape his suffocating life)
Anonymous No.536490169
>>536488826
>>536488959
>Seven
Seven has a voiceline to Dynamo where he said there was a person ho loved. My theory is the same person died in Kelvins expedition which is why Seven is so mad at him all the time
>Vindicta
She's like what, 16 in the 17th century? Virgin? Bitch please, Im surprised she doesn't have a kid or two
>Abrams
Nah, a guy looking like this, having money to spare and freguenting bars all the time? No way, for like 90% of girls all he needs to do is ask, he seems a bit shy in his responses but alcohol can fix this.
>Warden
Yeah lol that I can believe, he's too autistic to score.
Anonymous No.536490208 >>536490943
>Billy already ate a nerf

how does this happen but seven is allowed to remain SSS+ tier for a year
Anonymous No.536490371 >>536490574
>>536490039
The only way to resist sex is to not know how it feels. He also has 10 month no fap streak going
Anonymous No.536490383
>>536490071
No fuck this, I want both. A setting and atmosphere like this deserves better
Anonymous No.536490574 >>536491170
>>536490371
>The only way to resist sex is to not know how it feels.
what kinda 20th century evangelical logic is that
Anonymous No.536490943
>>536490208
Source? They donโ€™t post patch notes this update
Anonymous No.536491170
>>536490574
The only way to resist smoking crack is to never get a taste of it.
Anonymous No.536491205 >>536491317 >>536491384 >>536491434
>play anyone as a support-like
>sperg team never groups up or even just stops solo roaming/jungling
Anonymous No.536491317
>>536491205
just play mokrill
people will stick to you because the promise of a free kill from his ult is way too alluring
Anonymous No.536491384
>>536491205
theres no supports in this game
Anonymous No.536491434
>>536491205
Buy leap + rescue beam to force people into positions you want
Anonymous No.536491467 >>536491595
so theres nothing you can do vs lash unelss you have 4 6400 gold items on your team?
Anonymous No.536491485
I want to be a mina main but I never get her in a match because all the other simps keep picking her and the game thinks I should only play warden
Anonymous No.536491595 >>536492137
>>536491467
Slowing hex.
Anonymous No.536491628
when are we getting aghs upgrades? was that leaks even true?
Anonymous No.536491771 >>536491898 >>536491908 >>536492072 >>536492165 >>536492401 >>536492926 >>536494131
Few more hours bros

Who we thinking?
Paige or Drifter?
Anonymous No.536491773 >>536493925
>get Mina
>win the game
>my lane partner Paradox: "You're so sexy Mina"
woah
Anonymous No.536491892 >>536492041 >>536492128 >>536494871
>shit slow gun
>shit magic that takes your own health to cast
>if you want more power it will self damage you stronger than outgoing damage

Geist was always meant to be a hand-hero. Her glowing green arm was always in front of your eyes and you couldn't get it right.
Anonymous No.536491898
>>536491771
Does it even matter? They'll all be released by next week anyway.
Anonymous No.536491908 >>536492165
>>536491771
i'm going drifter because im not a simp
victor next
Anonymous No.536491962
They should have made the voting wait time atleast a one week gap. I feel like the voting shit if just useless since everyone will just get released eventually.
Anonymous No.536492041
>>536491892
i wish geist would give me a hand if you catch my drift
Anonymous No.536492072 >>536492165
>>536491771
Victor
Anonymous No.536492128 >>536492392 >>536492658
>>536491892
>shit slow gun
Boy you just ain't doin' right
Anonymous No.536492137
>>536491595
NOOOOOO THIS TIER 2 ITEM ISN'T CORE TO MY MAX DPS BUILD I LITERALLY CANNOT AFFORD THE SLOT FOR IT NOOOOOO SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD BUY IT I'M THE POS1 GOD NOOOOOO
Anonymous No.536492165
>>536492072
>>536491908
>>536491771
New heroes are monday wednesday friday...
Anonymous No.536492176 >>536492432
>Strongest hand build takes 2x less souls than any somewhat decent gun or spirit build

Remind me why is this balanced again?
Anonymous No.536492392
>>536492128
Is healing tempo any better than just getting leech + spellslinger?
Anonymous No.536492401
>>536491771
>Few more hours
tomorrow?
Anonymous No.536492432
>>536492176
>2x less
you could just say half (1/2)
Anonymous No.536492517 >>536492683
Deadlock sisters, we are listening to Static X and Papa Roach while we play
Anonymous No.536492658 >>536492781
>>536492128
Anon...
You have 36k when Bebop has 26k
With such a big gap you can melt anyone even if you're Mina.
Anonymous No.536492683
>>536492517
you must be the haze/infernus on my team that wont grab urn when i call it out
Anonymous No.536492781
>>536492658
Geist is one of the fastest farmers in the game though to be fair. It's easy to get a soul lead with her.
Anonymous No.536492926
>>536491771
30 hours isn't "a few more"
but its going to be victo, I rigged it
Anonymous No.536492949 >>536493086 >>536494287
i'm about done with this faggot game. the matchmaking is fucking broken. it goes from games where people stand still to games where the enemy vindicta gets every. single. denial. and you can't fucking do anything. how are both these players in fucking alchemist?
it's not even fun. the games are so one sided in either direction i never feel like i'm learning anything. they put all these comeback mechanics in the game and they don't even matter because the enemy can just take all your resources anyway and then you can't make any moves and have to sit in base for another 30 minutes. it's not fun to do. it's not fun to be on the receiving end of it. the winning by makes me wonder what the point of fucking having characters is when all the counterplay is around the items. picked dynamo and got put against vindicta? say goodbye to 40 minutes.
legitimately. what do people find fun about this? where is the skill outside of the first ten minutes? as soon as you lose the lane it's cock and ball torture for the NEXT THIRTY MINUTES.
is this how all mobas are? it feels SO demotivating to play from behind. i've never had a game wreck my mental so hard in the first ten minutes.
Anonymous No.536492990
>Be excited for Victor
>Dead last in popularity
Anonymous No.536493086 >>536493868
>>536492949
>how are both these players in fucking alchemist?
New player's get put there because they're brand new, the cracked Vindicta is there because they took a long ass break from the game and they're likely a phantom player who's having to deal with rank decay. Yes the rank decay system is fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.536493461 >>536493534 >>536493545
>entire enemy team grabs spirit res
>spirit build down the drain
Any counters/alternatives other than roping?
Anonymous No.536493527 >>536499934
Shadow Weave Doorman is like haze for people with a fully formed brain.
Anonymous No.536493534 >>536493648
>>536493461
Buy tankbuster and negate it al?l
Anonymous No.536493545 >>536493648
>>536493461
What hero?
Anonymous No.536493648 >>536493887
>>536493534
>ignores spirit res
I missed that part. Nice.
>>536493545
Sinclair.
Anonymous No.536493762
How do I escape alchemist ranks
Anonymous No.536493845 >>536494348
>>536488121
Name a more optimized AAA multiplayer game to release in the past 5 years
Anonymous No.536493868 >>536501990
>>536493086
i looked up their tracklock, they're match averages are seeker and alchemist. they've gone 27-2 since mina dropped.
before that the dude was STILL in initiate-alchemist.
i don't get it dude. getting denied ESPECIALLY. like there has to be a trick to it or some shit because it doesn't matter if i'm using ivy and prefiring or dynamo, or even pocket. i shoot as SOON appears and they get it. i even fucking HEAR the hitsound of me breaking it and they get it. what the fuck am i supposed to do?
i have almost 400 games and i'm really getting pissed that i'm not improving at any aspect of the game at all. i play and play and play and NOTHING sinks in. i don't get it. i've never played a game that befuddled me so. I win without doing anything or lose with the most farm and these games are back to back to back. i wasted my weekend on this garbage
Anonymous No.536493887
>>536493648
What the other guy said, also pray to God they don't buy spellbreaker
Anonymous No.536493925
>>536491773
never happened and YWNBAW
Anonymous No.536493993
>>536487319
but look at the colors... xhe is so brave and relateable... so I will make them top daily builds...
Anonymous No.536494005 >>536494129 >>536494158 >>536494442
>McGinnis players are always gods that perfectly place walls every time and always have turrets where you dont expect them, or theyre mouthbreathing retards
>Somehow I always get the latter on my team
Anonymous No.536494120
how's our meta golem doing btw?
Anonymous No.536494129 >>536494376
>>536494005
Being a mouthbreathing retard should also work to be fair. Yesterday I tried an experiment where I would play a game of McGinnis and just run at objectives and die for them on repeat until the game ended (I won that game).
Anonymous No.536494131
>>536491771
>few
retardbro...
Anonymous No.536494158
>>536494005
This but Vindicta players.
Anonymous No.536494229
>>536462784
She literally seduces men at fancy bars/galas then drains their lifeforce
Anonymous No.536494287 >>536503376
>>536492949
>enemy vindicta gets every. single. denial.
Denial cheat or smurf
Anonymous No.536494338
Why do all the content creators keep encouraging me to make my own build that fits my playstyle instead of copying the most popular build of the day?
Anonymous No.536494348
>>536493845
None but that doesnt excuse Deadlock when they all perform the same. Battlefield runs better than this but not by a lot
Anonymous No.536494376 >>536494913 >>536495379 >>536495605 >>536496496 >>536497065
>>536494129
The legend.
https://youtu.be/qP1Msu-oWRU
Anonymous No.536494407
>>536462464
I think that might have been the idea with her originally but she evolved more into the trope of a person having a demon sealed in a body part. It's not dissimilar to how Wraith was originally a magician, gradually became a telekinetic card shark and thus they added a new magician because it still felt like an appropriate archetype.
Anonymous No.536494414 >>536494701 >>536494730 >>536495269 >>536497120
what are your thoughts on these items?
Anonymous No.536494442
>>536494005
This but Seven players
Anonymous No.536494494
>>536462102
Vypers only competition is Ivy>Geist
Anonymous No.536494496 >>536494612
When i played bg3 i didn't see why all the girls loved the flamboyant obnoxious vampire


But now that we have mina I get it
Anonymous No.536494612
>>536494496
It's the Twilight Thesis. Many such cases.
Anonymous No.536494697 >>536494841
Ok, which one of you faggots creates threads on /v/?
you're doin good lad, because it's so funny to see janny lose his mind over it, keep at it
Anonymous No.536494701
>>536494414
I get both
Anonymous No.536494730
>>536494414
Fleetfoot my beloved. I buy it on almost every hero I play.
Anonymous No.536494841 >>536496889
>>536494697
Whats jannys problem?
Anonymous No.536494871
>>536491892
>>536462695
Do you actually have any match IDs of you doing this? I would love to see this in action but I can't imagine not getting parried into oblivion
Anonymous No.536494913 >>536495046 >>536495057
>>536494376
Split pushing with MikuGinnis was so fucking funny with 4 lanes. You could just pick intensifying mag, monster rounds and a couple of other items and melt a walker before anyone could reach it. Then you just walled it off and ran away
Anonymous No.536494938
>wake up excited to see the new hero
>realize its still one more day because its weekends at valve

Fuck
Anonymous No.536495046
>>536494913
Miku and doorman linked up keep it or sneed it?
Anonymous No.536495057
>>536494913
If you bought majestic leap you could also sometimes kill a walker, and when a bunch of people came a bit too late to react to you killing it, you could leap to another pushed up lane and kill another walker before they could get to you again lol.
Anonymous No.536495187 >>536495283 >>536495321 >>536495345 >>536495361 >>536495642 >>536495798
What happens when all the heroes are out?
Anonymous No.536495269 >>536496470
>>536494414
i like them a lot but i wish there were more move speed items so i can stack a lot of move speed and be fast as fuck
Anonymous No.536495283
>>536495187
Priest gets added suddenly and he has to kill all these freaks
Anonymous No.536495321
>>536495187
we wait 4 months for the next patch
Anonymous No.536495345
>>536495187
its a moba they're gonna be adding heros as long as the game makes money
then theres the skins you WILL buy
Anonymous No.536495361
>>536495187
they unrestrict them after a week and we're left with only balance patches until october-november
Anonymous No.536495379
>>536494376
rat dota best dota
Anonymous No.536495605 >>536496582
>>536494376
holy fuck assfaggot players may be some of the softest people ever, streamers just make it even worse. they better not have banned this guy
Anonymous No.536495617
Next major patch will probably be new heroes + jungle

And MAYBE an experimental game mode
Anonymous No.536495642 >>536495752
>>536495187
Nothing but balance patches until TI 2025 where gaben announces the game beta release with an official trailer
Anonymous No.536495673 >>536495795 >>536496007 >>536496075
Now that the dust has settled, do we like the new trio?
Anonymous No.536495752 >>536495921 >>536496387
>>536495642
TI is in two weeks and they said they weren't planning an open beta yet
Anonymous No.536495795
>>536495673
Yes
Great set of heroes
Anonymous No.536495798
>>536495187
i have a feeling they'll keep doing batch releases instead of releasing one at a time like back in the visc, shiv and mirage days
crazy to think that there was a point in the game where there were no viscs and shivs huh
Anonymous No.536495921
>>536495752
Not happening, they still have a jungle rework and tons of other shit to work on
Anonymous No.536496007 >>536496890
>>536495673
>mina
she's pretty fun and i like her ult a lot
>billy
also pretty fun, very synergistic kit, but i can't seem to figure out how to play him properly because he has 0 mobility
>doorman
i would tell you if i could get doorman in a single fucking game
Anonymous No.536496064
>>536450315
>>536450535
No, Shiv's kit is retarded.

>You just need to get better at the game

I am better at the game, and Shiv's winrate in phantom and beyond is 45% last I checked. His passive has no skill expression, so better players can't utilize it to win fights properly. It's inherently cheesy, which is also why noobs struggle with it. Congrats, you get Shiv to bully noobs in lower brackets because they won't buy decay, but you'll still get fucked in matches where players DO know to buy decay. So the character is trash with a bad ability.


I don't think Shiv defenders are actually high mmr here. The only reason you would defend his boring, no-skill-expression kit is if you enjoy getting free wins against noobs. If you were ACTUALLY high mmr, you would agree that his kit is awful and somewhat boring, and wouldn't care about free wins against noobs because you wouldn't be playing versus noobs
Anonymous No.536496075
>>536495673
they're way more interesting than the heroes from the previous batch, punkgoat's way healthier for the game than callico
Anonymous No.536496209 >>536496451
I would not be surprised if we got an announcement by the end of the year.
Anonymous No.536496387
>>536495752
how about an announcement? a small trailer with the good looking characters
Anonymous No.536496451
>>536496209
At the game awards, maybe? Does Geoff suck off Valve?
Anonymous No.536496470
>>536495269
like 1/5 of the cast has movespeed scaling with spirit. Play Seven, Grey Talon or Magician.
Anonymous No.536496475
>>536489269
a god cannot be zesty
Anonymous No.536496496
>>536494376
what a fucking chad
Anonymous No.536496582
>>536495605
I'll never understand why they even hate having that guy on their team, he literally wins them games.
Anonymous No.536496736 >>536496780 >>536496952
Loli patron, yay or nay
Anonymous No.536496754 >>536496886 >>536497170 >>536497418 >>536498342 >>536498938
>Lady Geist calls the Baroness a dump to Doorman's face
>you can literally hear the seethe in doorman's voice
kek, even gods get burned by this bitch. Pretty much the only time he loses his composure
Anonymous No.536496780 >>536496886
>>536496736
Based.
Anonymous No.536496886 >>536498453
>>536496780
Trying to draw it right now
>>536496754
Karens are the natural predator of the wagecuck
Anonymous No.536496889
>>536494841
Too many threads talking about videogames instead of nintendo porn and dall-e
Anonymous No.536496890
>>536496007
>also pretty fun, very synergistic kit, but i can't seem to figure out how to play him properly because he has 0 mobility
Get Warp Stone for one, also make sure you hit with his 2. The CD is majorly reduced if you hit with, you need to land your 2s so that you can use it again in that same fight to chase. He's pretty easy though or maybe I just "got him" for some reason. Basically whenever you think you're going to fight someone; Get blasted, charge in with 2, hit 1 right away, start shooting, throw out a light melee when you get low on ammo (make sure you do it before you reach 0 or you auto reload and can't use your passive), start shooting again, by now your 1 should be ready, hit it when you get low on ammo again to reload again. Basically if you ever do your reload animation in a fight you fucked up. Use light melees to reload because they can't be parried on reaction. Don't throw out a light melee right after your charge or 1, a lot of people parry on instinct when you do those and you want to shoot a little first so you get value out of the free reload. Also don't back up once you start fighting in most cases, you have a better chance of living if you stay blasted and keep hitting melees and 1s.
Anonymous No.536496952
>>536496736
Yay
Anonymous No.536497065
>>536494376
lol babbies first introduction to an actually deep game
Anonymous No.536497120
>>536494414
I fucking love fleetfoot. really, it's a great practical item. but i've been getting better results replacing it with a stamina upgrade. the extra ammo/extra spirit burst is useful, but the extra stamina is essential for up-close fights or finishing people off...or escaping.
Anonymous No.536497170 >>536497418
>>536496754
Anonymous No.536497232 >>536497340 >>536497552
It's still so weird to me how Deadlock's player numbers never peaks around this hour when Steam itself and so many other games do.

Like I wonder when Valve is gping to give Perfect World free rein to shill this in China.
Anonymous No.536497302
what's the best video i can watch to learn the game
Anonymous No.536497340 >>536497552
>>536497232
no chance until they replace all the ugly character models and add a chink rep, probably with the open beta
Anonymous No.536497362 >>536497724
>try out a new hero
>"ok let's see the top builds so I can get started"
>build is half of the shop "figure out yourself depending on the situation ;)"
>build without skill order
>build with annotations in russian
Anonymous No.536497418
>>536497170
>>536496754
>Geist doesn't tip
Urgh, based European culture
Anonymous No.536497540 >>536497907
This is a succubi according to Valve.
Anonymous No.536497552
>>536497340
>>536497232
yeah gonna be a while before we see them go wholehog on this in asia
they need some china town or triad hero first

has huge potential to blow up tho
Anonymous No.536497724 >>536498049
>>536497362
You are better off using one of those that gives you options and tells you to figure it out, especially if the item descriptions say when and why to buy certain items.
Anonymous No.536497907
>>536497540
I would risk my soul
Anonymous No.536497948
>game drags on past 30 minutes
>just start replacing all my items with T4 gun items
am I doing it right?
Anonymous No.536498008
Getting depressed realizing ill never have a gaslighting abusive cute vampire gf...
Anonymous No.536498049
>>536497724
I mean if there are 5 or 6 early/mid/late game items I can more or less figure out what is good depending on the situation or if I'm feeding/leading
But some guides have 2 rows of early game items and it's just faster to not use a build at all, especially if I still don't really know how to use a hero.
Anonymous No.536498342
>>536496754
I've heard it just a game ago, lmao. I love Giest
Anonymous No.536498453
>>536496886
This is the tyrannsoaurus of Karens we're talking about
Anonymous No.536498751
I like Billy. Learning how to melee with him is fun.
Anonymous No.536498792 >>536499024 >>536499218
Geist futa SFM when?
Anonymous No.536498889 >>536499269
>ult as abrams
>9/10 times get blocked by pixel of geometry
i FUCKING hate this retarded gorilla
Anonymous No.536498938
>>536496754
>I have asked you to fix the AC in my room two hours ago and noone has arrived to deal with it yet
>I want to see your manager right now
Anonymous No.536499015 >>536499315 >>536499452 >>536499721
Geist shitting all over Paradox's exhibition has to take the cake. The best part about Geist is that she kinda is this indelible paragon of taste and fashion so if she calls your museum childish and overwrought, your response needs to be killer or you'll look like an idiot. So when she calls the Baroness a dump right after saying it used to be magical, you can't even go "well what do she know" because she's probably been to more fancy hotels than anyone currently living
Anonymous No.536499024 >>536499218
>>536498792
She should have a glowing green super vascular cock lent to her by the oathmaker or whatever
Anonymous No.536499218
>>536498792
>>536499024
The only time Geist would have a glowing green penor would be correcting Mina until she passes out after she doesn't stop trying to befriend Geist at parties
Anonymous No.536499269 >>536499705
>>536498889
why would you play abrams when billy exists
Anonymous No.536499315 >>536499724
>>536499015
Isn't she completely right about the Baroness anyways, and not just insulting him? I think there's a line between Grey Talon and Doorman too where Grey Talon mentions something about the Baroness not being the most haunted hotel in America anymore and Doorman acknowledges it as fact.
Anonymous No.536499397 >>536499705 >>536503848 >>536503959
>Can no longer play Marvel Slop because after all the updates they added my little 8RAM laptop can't run it anymore

Is there hope for me and my potato in the Deadlock? Or should I just give up?
Anonymous No.536499452 >>536499724
>>536499015
Nah Paradox own her harder by daring her to get her own painting back. The real best roast is against Vindicta
>I've got killed for a fraction of the shit you got away with because you're rich
>rich and popular, exactly
Anonymous No.536499472
>you're in a 1v2 in lane
>going well but you'll need help
>teammate is in the jungle a 3 second walk away
>refuses to come help

why is this so common
Anonymous No.536499696
There's something about matchmaking with Billy that guarantees you get the worst players possible
Anonymous No.536499705
>>536499397
Get a job and buy a proper PC if yours can't even run mobile games on it
>>536499269
NTA but Billys looks and vo are insufferable and his gun looks like a toy
Anonymous No.536499721 >>536499857 >>536500139
>>536499015
Her new gun looks nice but I think a snubnose purse gun fit her better. Where does she even keep tjat fullsized revolver while running aroind in a dress?
Anonymous No.536499724 >>536499969 >>536502873
>>536499315
Also Doorman insists that Victor comes by saying the place doesn't discriminate. Basically they've been letting in the rabble lately (probably doorman's fault)
>>536499452
>bitch I AM the belle of the ball
https://youtu.be/DyO88aIk4qI?t=12
Anonymous No.536499857 >>536500139
>>536499721
>Where does she even keep tjat fullsized revolver
Shes a size queen
Anonymous No.536499920
>get lane partner Pocket with Doorman
>we destroy the lane with spirit damage
>help out in every corner of the map and rank up kills
>pocket actually farms more and gets major lead
>dominate the whole game
Doorman is funman.
Anonymous No.536499934 >>536500345
>>536493527
Which ability to you build for it?
Anonymous No.536499969 >>536500078 >>536500483
>>536499724
He still tells Vyper she will never get in as a guest lol
Anonymous No.536499970
>>536369194
whats your end build goal? I would imagine leech would look good but your spirit bar is just so low
Anonymous No.536500076 >>536500232 >>536500284 >>536500490 >>536500526
a patron worth summoning
Anonymous No.536500078
>>536499969
To be fair Vyper would probably trash the place and steal anything not nailed down. That's worse than simply being poor and gross.
Anonymous No.536500139
>>536499721
>>536499857
Honestly I'm on the fence. On the one hand I loved the snub but I also quite like this new gun. It depends on how Holliday's big iron will look whether they overlap too much
Anonymous No.536500183
>>536460991
Aww are you worried he's gonna be OP in the piss elo you belong to?
Anonymous No.536500232
>>536500076
Sapphire hand LOOKS like this?
Anonymous No.536500284 >>536504295
>>536500076
yoshi, hire this man. Submit this to the forums NOW
Anonymous No.536500345
>>536499934
you want two points in bell then max out your cart because the stun is really good
Anonymous No.536500483
>>536499969
Vyper is on a different level from the rest of the cast. Only Billy comes close considering he doesnt mind her calling him Lash while they fuck in an alley
Anonymous No.536500490
>>536500076
She looks like she fucks Shiv.
Anonymous No.536500526 >>536504295 >>536505018
>>536500076
My wish is for the patron to suck my cock.
Anonymous No.536500634
Cute turret build butch dyke McGaynis! Nice rebuttal purchase!
Anonymous No.536500881
>>536483761
Every post you make you sound like a raging faggot. It's a MOBA. Cope.
Anonymous No.536501132
>>536451480
change his reload animation
have him take out a pocket watch or something instead of him looking at his hands like a fruitcake
Anonymous No.536501310
>safe to leave
>it still counts
dunno, my best game of deadcock yet, too bad the doorcuck got countered hard with counterspell
Anonymous No.536501386
>>536470425
people are just going to name characters they hate playing against lol. It's probably Mo though, at some point you will be burrowing under ground and then delting teams on the exit spin attack
Anonymous No.536501417 >>536501681 >>536501705 >>536501886 >>536507595
What should I do as a new player trying to learn the game? I feel like im OK during laning phase, but once it reaches mid/late game I just get blown up during team fights and seem to always be very behind on souls - how long does it take to "stick" unironically because i think im having fun the game is cool but kind of demotivating when im constantly dying even tho im following pub builds and trying to play carefully
Anonymous No.536501431 >>536504012
I have 800 hours why am I getting this message now?
Anonymous No.536501681
>>536501417
Watching high rank streamers and seeing how they play certainly helps if just playing more doesn't seem to be making you any better.
Anonymous No.536501705
>>536501417
I think the biggest eureka for me is being comfortable farming. Being an FPS fag I was way too focused on brawling and getting kills. I bet you spend too much time looking for fights or running to enemies on the map too. Just plant yourself in a lane, kill the troops, get the nearby camps, smash the boxes, clear the troops.
Anonymous No.536501886
>>536501417
before you do anything, make sure you push your nearest lane's creep wave
Anonymous No.536501990
>>536493868
This game gives an unfair advantage to the defending player securing their own souls. Even with the worst guns in the game, if you place yourself correctly and are timing things right, you should never get denied if both you and your opponent challenge a soul on the same frame or near it.
You must not understand how soul denial/securing works. Go to the left part of the main menu room, and try shooting at the souls that spawn. You will see a "ms" indicator, telling you how long it took you to secure the soul. If you're trying to react to the animation, you'll get times between 200ms and 300ms generally. But if you pre-shot correctly the soul, you can go as low as 10ms and lower. If you start securing souls that way, no one can stop you, normally. In alchemist, it's a lot easier to deny souls from people in lane if you understand this mechanic, and make weak spirited people ragequit.
Anonymous No.536502140
>>536463008
gray talon (GT) (Kid) SSJSS clears...
Anonymous No.536502186
>cross the river
>swarmed by 3 people instantly
>opponent touches walker
>0 response from my team
Anonymous No.536502443
>came back after a year
>every single match is either completely braindead players on both sides or an insane 10k hours played stack with godlike movement, aim and gamesense, no in-between
How many matches does it take for it to finally settle down? I'm not that good to keep getting matched against these guys, I'm getting destroyed
Anonymous No.536502535
how do we feel about mina?
she feels very feast or famine, if you get enough stacks you just melt people with ult but with no stacks you're fucking useless
Anonymous No.536502684 >>536502821 >>536502887
>>536487319
Can anything get popular without these absolute fucking walking parasites infesting and rotting it?
Anonymous No.536502821
>>536487319
And their always near the fucking top too. Likr an even faggier linepro
>>536502684
No its literally the whole of theor exhistence at this point to ruin things for everyone else.
Anonymous No.536502873
>>536499724
>Basically they've been letting in the rabble lately (probably doorman's fault)

human watching is his hobby
Anonymous No.536502887
>>536502684
Anonymous No.536503202
>when your mousepad ain't big enough for turning and you're a newbie to melee
Why is Billy so damn fun even if you haven't done melee autism for 1000 games?
Anonymous No.536503339
>enemy team has 4 rejuvs
>we only have guardians, no walkers
>enemy team picked the urn
>two of my teammaets go there to contest the urn
>they're dead
>another one goes right after, dies also
>they're mad because we ignored a fucking bait
>we can't defend the base 3 vs 10
>lost the game even althought we were winning before

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Anonymous No.536503376 >>536504323 >>536505138
>>536494287
A bit over a decade ago these sorts of complaints would have just been shitter coping but now that technology has gotten so advanced and accessible i hate that you could just throw this accusation out in any given shooter at any time and have a decent chance at actually being right. Even fighting games are having this issue too with people using cheatbots to macro max damage combos and frame-perfect anti-airs. Sigh.
Anonymous No.536503848
>>536499397
i can play fine with just 8gb of ram after one of my sticks died but i also have a b580 and a 5700X3D
Anonymous No.536503959
>>536499397
>Nigrel Raivals
Anonymous No.536504012
>>536501431
Ive got 100+ and those recommendations never went away
Anonymous No.536504295
>>536500284
I think id get attention from the wrong kinds of people lol
>>536500526
Summon her, and your wish is granted. This is what were fighting for bros.
Anonymous No.536504323
>>536503376
I wonder if thats why we won't get another combo-heavy game like MKX was: anti-cheat are expensive for the developers, tazing on players and benefit noone in the end because cheaters will find a way to sidestep it anyway and frame perfect cheats will win against real players 100% of the time
Anonymous No.536504989 >>536505232 >>536505768
Do you think Patrons will be remodelled or are the funny hat balls a final vision for them?
Anonymous No.536505018
>>536500526
Your wish is granted
Anonymous No.536505138
>>536503376
competitive MP gaming has declined to the point where massive cheating has becoming normalized AND the actual gameplay has become irrevocably casualized

it's a horrible time to be a fan of fighting games and shooter games. but while deadlock has cheaters, this is probably the only good MP game we're gonna get for like, the next few decades potentially kek
Anonymous No.536505232 >>536505640
>>536504989
All characters will be redesigned to be lolis and heros will be unlocked via a gacha system as god intended
Anonymous No.536505541 >>536505785
So we all agree that Mina is total dogshit right?
Idk why you would pick her over any other hero. Offers nothing.
Anonymous No.536505640
>>536505232
jew opinion detected
Anonymous No.536505673 >>536505767 >>536506118 >>536508556 >>536509363 >>536522214
EVERY GAME I AM LANING WITH THE PERSON ON MY TEAM WHO HAS THE LEAST SOULS IN THE GAME BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN
Anonymous No.536505767 >>536505967
>>536505673
You're the only commonality. Maybe suck less in lane.
Anonymous No.536505768
>>536504989
if they stick to the VN they will stay as balls, if not they might a redisign
Anonymous No.536505785 >>536506205 >>536506775 >>536507091
>>536505541
I've been doing okay with her

You're probably just used to play easy mode heroes like Haze or Infernus that can just simply hold m1
Anonymous No.536505967 >>536506285
>>536505767
>the lane is the reason they have 5k less souls than the next lowest player at 20+ minutes
Anonymous No.536506118
>>536505673
im new bro ive only had the game for 24 hours :(
Anonymous No.536506119
>>536472305
>>536472692
It lets you heal without having to back and the move speed bonus is pretty nice too. Being able to heal while gaining XP is just super nice
Anonymous No.536506196 >>536506303 >>536506415 >>536506992 >>536509802
Mirage has made me crave Arabic femboys, something I never considered before.
Anonymous No.536506205 >>536506512
>>536505785
Yeah but thereโ€™s no reason to pick her over those easy mode m1 characters or calico (who she is a gimped version of)
Anonymous No.536506285 >>536506398
>>536505967
If it's happening to you every game, yes I can only assume you are dogshit in lane. There are players like that. They aren't bad per say but they don't know how to lane at all. It sounds like you are one of those players.
Anonymous No.536506303 >>536506423
>>536506196
>Mirage
>femboy
???
Anonymous No.536506398 >>536506703
>>536506285
>IT'S MY FAULT THEY DON'T FARM OR CATCH WAVES OR FIGHT
Anonymous No.536506415 >>536506625
>>536506196
There is nothing feminine about Mirage.
Anonymous No.536506423
>>536506303
Look at his eyes closely. Thats a sissy waiting to be awoken.
Anonymous No.536506512
>>536506205
Calico doesn't have a built in silence that hard counters certain characters. Mina's real issue is her ult is her only real ability but it is in fact the strongest silence in the game so anyone who gets fucked by a silence like Pocket or Geist can be hard countered by her. I do agree though, she is undertuned and underwhelming because her damage isn't high enough for that to be her only other utility.
Anonymous No.536506625 >>536506992
>>536506415
MIRAGE IS A TWINK HE IS JUST SURPRESSED
Anonymous No.536506703 >>536508241
>>536506398
It's your fault you're losing your lane, yes. If you didn't win your lane your teammate would not be the lowest souls at the end of the laning phase.
Anonymous No.536506775
>>536505785
mina is easy mode compared to those two.
Anonymous No.536506992
>>536506196
>>536506625
Neck yourself
Anonymous No.536507091 >>536507204 >>536512172
>>536505785
Mina's skill floor is pretty low tbdesu, maybe not as low as Infernus but she is basically a simplified Mirage.
Anonymous No.536507204 >>536507580
>>536507091
How tf can you simplify Mirage, he is literally NP with no micro and free damage on his attacks
Anonymous No.536507580
>>536507204
Give him two invincible dodges instead of just one.
Anonymous No.536507595 >>536508783
>>536501417
1.Look at the map. Are your lanes pushed in? Is there a big wave of creeps somewhere that either team is ignoring? Either get farm or push an objective
2. If lanes are pretty even and you are looking for something to do, farm jungle creeps
3. If there are no jungle creeps, break some boxes
4. If none of this sounds like any fun, grab the urn and force a teamfight. Your success is dependent on cooldowns, current deaths, money imbalance, etc
Anonymous No.536507716
I'll be happy with Drifter or Victor, they both look like they'll be really fun. I'll be extremely disappointed if people pick fucking Paige since she's just gonna be a support cuck
Anonymous No.536508241 >>536508556
>>536506703
you're a retard. that's not even what's being discussed.
Anonymous No.536508369 >>536508520
The cooldown on Billy's ult is way too long for how mediocre it is.
Anonymous No.536508520
>>536508369
It's because the rest of his kit is busted.
Anonymous No.536508556 >>536510346
>>536508241
>>536505673
>EVERY GAME I AM LANING WITH THE PERSON ON MY TEAM WHO HAS THE LEAST SOULS IN THE GAME BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN
You were absolutely discussing how your lane mate is consistently the lowest souls in the game. You just can't accept that you are clearly a negative impact on anyone unfortunate enough to have to lane with you.
Anonymous No.536508783 >>536509293 >>536509347
>>536507595
>grab the urn and force a teamfight
This is dogshit advice which will lose you games, NEVER run an obj like urn/mid unless at least half of the enemy team is dead. And amke sure you communicate whatever you're doing instead of grabbing the urn solo, getting hatecrimed by entire enemy team, feeding the urn then typing ''gg retard team no help'' in all chat
Anonymous No.536509293
>>536508783
>This is dogshit advice which will lose you games, NEVER run an obj like urn/mid unless at least half of the enemy team is dead.
Not true. If you have a good lead and everyone is up and you took all the walkers but can't force base it's better to push up lanes and force one of these objectives when the enemy is spread out. You either force a winning fight or get urn/mid furthering your lead. When people just sit around farming at 35 min with all the walkers down and a lead they are just giving the enemy a chance to come back.
Anonymous No.536509347 >>536509934
>>536508783
>feeding the urn then typing ''gg retard team no help'' in all chat
I do this and I sound like this.
I am the problem.
And thanks to matchmaking I am also your problem.
Anonymous No.536509363
>>536505673
>I got kicked out of 109 gyms
>clearly its the gym owners' fault and they conspire against me
Anonymous No.536509570
Heading to York
>>536509504
>>536509504
>>536509504
Anonymous No.536509629 >>536509726 >>536509954
why did they remove the ability to deny objective orb?
Anonymous No.536509726 >>536510950
>>536509629
They didn't, your opponent just has to be a complete retard to allow it
Anonymous No.536509802
>>536506196
mirage would behead you if he ever read this
Anonymous No.536509880
I think we only have two-3 more characters before the game goes to Beta. Either priest & the Sombrero girl since it would make the Selection Screen nice and square.
Anonymous No.536509934
>>536509347
>I am also your problem
No you aren't, I've lost faith in my team over 3k hours of playing Dota2, I know for sure if I personally don't make miracles happen they will not happen.
So I will run to the urn with you and at least hope to salvage the situation, just don't expect me to go into a 2vs6 teamfight which you caused too.
Anonymous No.536509954
>>536509629
because mitigating a team's gains for doing an objective is what caused 50 minute games to become commonplace
Anonymous No.536510346 >>536510730
>>536508556
ok so if we leave the lane with the same amount of souls how is it a "lane issue"?
Anonymous No.536510730
>>536510346
If that's the case why are you complaining about lanning with them? If they aren't a problem in lane but only later in the match then them being the worst player on your team shouldn't matter anymore than if they were in another lane. Sounds like a whole lotta cope to me.
Anonymous No.536510950 >>536511119
>>536509726
They literally did?
Anonymous No.536511119
>>536510950
I misread I thought you meant denying in general. I don't know why securing/denying objective and hero kills was a thing in the first place. What's fun about that?
Anonymous No.536511264
FREE MY NIGGA WRECKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0DTJW0bMZA
Anonymous No.536511465 >>536511684
What do we think of the last three heroes this week? Will they deliver?
Anonymous No.536511684 >>536512268
>>536511465
I think they'll be good for filling out the roster and actually getting picked when the dust settles but they won't be as kino as The Doorman.
Anonymous No.536512172
>>536507091
>lowest hp pool in the game
>base movespeed at 6.71 and two stamina
>have to get close to use abilities without missing and damage fall off
compared to icefaggot design of heroes like gray talon and geist who can aoe spam for that same damage
Anonymous No.536512268 >>536515529
>>536511684
Drifter has potential if they actually go all put on his stalking kit.
Anonymous No.536515529
>>536512268
Does he have a gun?
Anonymous No.536517998 >>536519994
Who's getting released today?
Anonymous No.536519994
>>536517998
no one you silly billy
it's sunday
Anonymous No.536520707 >>536528205
>it's another "haze gets to roam freely, outfarm everyone because lane guardians are still up on every lane and locked in poor matchup slugfests, and wins with a 30k soul lead over the rest of her team" episode
Anonymous No.536522214
>>536505673
When your lane mate dies, don't kill the little candle guys until your lane guy comes back
(Unless they are under your guardian)
Anonymous No.536528205 >>536528468
>>536520707
I dont know if thats important but that chick is trans btw
Anonymous No.536528468
>>536528205
i only care when they're ugly or think they should have rights