Thread 536526107

Cas van de Pol Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>536321528

Mmm yes this is the thread.

real thread

duplicate late thread, ignore
>>536525762
>>536525762

Reminder sniperfags think rail gunning someone half way across the map is fair gameplay.

>>536526505
You posted yours early (at 740~ posts, and it's off topic). This is ther real thread.

>>536526505
That thread is off-topic.

>>536526505
piss off you mongrel

>Cas van de Pol Edition
Again? Still better than early shupo slop. GGs anon.

>>536526796
For some reason it gave me a connection error like 5 times, I wanted it to be Cartoon Fortress 2... Rip the adult swim show

does this weapon balance graph make sense to you? do you agree all weapons fall somewhere on this spectrum, and that makes most of them balanced?

>>536526965
Flame throw isnt as reliable as the scattergun i say, i'd put it mid.

>>536526965
Rocket launched is more reliable than the flamethrower man

>>536526965
>flamethrower is weak, but reliable
>easily counters moderate center
idgi

Don't worry, I will make sure anime loses again!

>>536527110
i feel like rockets need slightly more aim than flames

>>536527264
They're way more reliable splash damage tho, flame thrower gets hard countered by spacing and hits can making it less reliable

3 NIGAS
ON CART

>redditman is not OP
>pedo archive thread was made early
>two Cas van de Pol Editions in a row
/tf2g/ is fucked, isn't it?

>>536528048
seems to be the ongoing theme is the other dudes have a meltdown no one wants them so they keep making really bad blue archive/loli threads.

>>536528363
I didn't even notice the sniper til the third watch

>>536528363
Should have respected the sideline.

>>536528513
where's waldo ass character

>>536528574
it's true, i shouldn't have even gone towards their capture point really

>>536528363
Based solarlight apprentice
https://youtu.be/E2-0JWhExs4?t=574

>>536528974
What the fuck

>>536528974
oh cool, man made horrors

>shupo thread removed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MODS = GODS

>mods delete the thread that came first and had more replies
mods = fags

>>536529152
considering the other was the fempyro/shupo schizo samefagging, unsurprising.

Did Zesty win yet?

>>536529319
The Bring Back Quickplay letter has been sent to valve, it's only a matter of time :)

>>536529185
as usual

>>536526107 (OP)
faggot didn't even change the edition in his rush to make this garbage

>>536529494
face it bro shupos lost in the market place of ideas

>>536529317
there were more posters in the other thread, this one was 2 guys samefagging.

Mods... I kneel.

>>536529185
it was supposed to be our time...
how could they do this....

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1mz08dm/answering_misconceptions_about_quickplay_and/
quickplaybros...reddit is DESTRYOING quickplay with FACTS and LOGIC...

>>536529772
the neet autist obsessed with the OP spammed reports from his phone
nothing you can do against the willfully unemployed

>>536529692
not at all.

>>536529740
fr, gods amongst men

>>536529772
>>536529908
Sad, but he can't stop us from posting in here

>>536530187
yes, you could see how desperate he was to fake the ratposter. you can see him samefagging and complaining about the better thread

>the actual thread was deleted in favor of the late cartoonslop OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5cBkhYBVt8

>>536529908
>>536530236
next OP
surely....

>>536530382
no one is complaining about this superior thread senpai, give it a rest that your ideas lost in the marketplace.

>>536530517
everyone is thoughbeit
you samefagging on your phone is not the marketplace

>>536530436
I've never seen them delete the original thread with more replies over the late duplicate, this is truly an anomaly

>early thread
>original
That's a good one animefags.

>>536530436
Shupo is a cartoon too you dumb spammer.

>>536530585
Sounds like something you do, stop projecting and seething now

>>536530868
>2 posts early OH NO
you should try browsing other generals, no one waits until exactly 751

>>536531036
They should.

>>536530932
you first blud

>>536526107 (OP)
>no ed edd n eddy reference
terrible OP image

>>536531217
this should be the next /tf2g/ OP.

>>536526107 (OP)
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10

One for anime losing bigly today.
Congratulations, losers. You lost.

He's so perfect bros

>>536531719
still has a positive K:D when you consider all the successful anime threads and all the failed floyd threads

>>536527279
>>536527502
>copied both ritualposters again for his desperate thread

>>536532103
he's so pathetic especially when he doesn't post yui until it's pointed out that he skipped it due to his anti anime autism

>>536526107 (OP)
who's that as scout? i can't place it
and is that fucking buck tudrussel as soldier? unfathomably based and soulful, though i agree with the other anon that there should have been an ed edd n eddy character

Post YFW you realize Pedofloyd won

Men, we might have lost today but that only gives us courage to keep fighting! Save your strength for the next thread!

>>536532238
The Scout is from a Dexter’s Lab skit with puppets.

Let’s go to the frag zone!

>AAAH I'm a sad pathetic tranime tranny and my pedoshit OP didn't get mod approval this 1 time now I'm mad
Get bent. Now talk about TF2.

>>536532516
puppet pal mitch!
unfair that dexter and samurai jack got two hot do—references though

>>536532705
good idea

>>536532724
i say this

>>536532724
on god, they're still meltying, just get it through your heads already this is tf2g, not pedoshitg

we need more tf2 related imagery in here

>>536533510
I agree

hoodoo is dogshit

>>536533294
>this is tf2g, not pedoshitg
you wouldn't know that from the floydfag repeatedly saying he wants real kids here

>>536533510
shut the fuck up and give me the original pls

>>536533692
daring today aren't we

>>536533294
>this is tf2g, not pedoshitg
sadly pedofloyd hasn't gotten the memo

>>536533510
agreed

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3554055471
>MvM tank but it actually has weapons
Honestly this is pretty based, I don't like how the tank makes a braindead gamemode even more braindead, it would be good if you needed to avoid its attacks.

>>536534020
wtf that's not fair

>>536533769
not with that language, mister

>>536533974
charge now, doctor!

>>536533769
>he doesn't know

>>536533702
falseflag by the shupo loli poster, hold your own sisters accountable

>>536534524
i'm going to dominate both these brats

>>536534567
it's not a falseflag, it's been proven to be him.

>>536533294
It's funny how it's an everyday occurance, they will accuse everyone of what they are too (samefagging, pedo shit, reporting)

Both floydfags and animefags should remove themselves from the Holy Ground that is /tf2g/.

I would make this my objector if I knew how to do the colors on 64 bit

>>536534658
Nah.

>>536534658
By who?

>>536535035
Does the typical trick not work after the 64bit update?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk3eL2kh418&

>>536535081
>>536535083
he's been IP wiped before which showed it was him. cope

>>536533510
This isn't TF2 related.

>>536535219
a falseflagger was wiped? ok

>>536535035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSkepdqvsg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW-93K4P5z8

>>536533640
>>536533974
>>536534417
Anime girl memes are cringe.

>>536535219
don't waste time arguing with the samefag. he just wants attention. just let him reply to himself over and over to bait attention.

>>536535482
yeah he's going to keep denying reality it seems

>>536533943
Cor me wife really likes this image!

>>536535035
already tried it
it doesn't work unironically butt too big for the flag

>>536535686
flag?

>>536535809
sign*
my bad

>>536535482
>>536535636
Why do you accuse others of everything you do? Give it a rest.

>>536535869
it's almost an exact square in terms of dimensions. I'm surprised a bit of cropping couldn't make it fit on an objector

>>536536117
maybe I just need to try harder, don't be discouraged for my failure

>Get Valve comp game going
>Kid decides to play turtle engineer on offence
>Medic and his party member running off into 2v6s and complaining about no backup
>Demokn*ght
I hope you all suffer.

>>536536314
It's as if official competitve mode for TF2 was a bad idea in the first place...

Does anyone else unironically like Demolition? It's like Harvest but without any oppressive sniper sightlines, therefore making it the better map

>>536537046
I keep seeing spies abusing intrept or whatever its called very frequently on that map for some reason

>>536536275
It works out pretty well. Here ya go.

>>536536314
what kind of braindead reddit TF2 emporium supporting idiot are you to queue for valve comp with any expectations whatsoever

>>536535210
>>536535385
>>536537345
oh damn, I might have to do this now

>>536535678
Why is /tf2g/ so obsessed with cuckoldry?

>>536536619
>>536538307
It's fun then there isn't mouth breathers queuing.

>>536538760
it's just pedofloyd spamming his fetish

>>536539036
DF fucking someones waifu is based tho, its what animefags deserve.

>>536537345
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a5/Demoman_thanks02.wav

>>536539583
Remember when demofloyd got someone laid?

>>536539704
That's the spirit

>>536539874
I dont think it got him laid man, but that would be funny

cp_grannery

Playing against tryhards is fun actually.

>>536539874
no because that never happened

I see it now, this day has made it all too clear. 5cp is top sloppa on 12v12 but on a low population server like 8v8 it's not bad at all.

>>536542678
How do you know?

>>536542821
how do you know it did

>>536542784
this fucking brat I swear

>>536542821
because the event you keep referencing was a dude supposedly being sent a meme (it wasn't even DF it was regular floyd) and your virgin brain thinks that's what sex is

>>536542821
he doesn't hes probably jealous to think others can get laid and he cant

slow day

>>536543868
unlike you I do get laid regularly and I don't have to pretend being sent a meme is what sex is

>>536544375
oh no floydsisters... our narrative is in shambles....

>>536544375
uh, no you don't lmao

>>536544375
>Implying

>>536544560
you wish, virgin autist

>>536538703
oops

>>536544721
i don't have to wish for the reality of the situation schizo kun

>>536544791
shupo squad is growing...

>errrrm I have SEX and you don't! See, I'm a big SEX haver ahah, take that! I just love SEXING all day and all night, unlike YOU!
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES NIGGA

b6nny...

who needs sex when i have dragon dildos

>>536548453
isn't that character reading a book about origami like a human reading a book on lamp shades made of human skin and whatnot

grim

>>536548453
teri is canonically trans btw ^w^ (xe was a man in the pilot)

>>536549441
>>536548453
based

>>536548453
>>536549441
further proof this is the best poster in the thread

>>536549110
don't think about it to hard
>>536549441
>^w^
:3

>>536551709
swag

>>536551709
epic

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that epic moment when a bizarre niche video essay on tf2 appears in the recs!

>>536557880
i like cats but people who use cat profile pics radiate demonic energy

Why Liking Cats Is Demonic (6:66:66)

>>536544791
>>536539902
>>536539704
fucking based

A Competitive History of The Loch-n-Load (39:29)
126 views

>>536558380
Cringe*

>>536558008
Cats are parasitic rats that leech off their owners (who usually suffer from late stage toxoplasmosis) so it's not surprising that """people""" with cat pfps are niggers

>>536558380
SUPER based*

>>536558941
that is schizo shit, the problem is that people use a cat to represent themselves in lieu of an actual human being or distinctive thing they like

>>536558921
yeah, you're right...

>>536558380
>>536559012
yeah, you're right!

>>536559191
Calling basic pattern recognition "schizo" has to be the most retarded trend of this century

>>536559409
pattern recognition is a sign of autism

BLU were the good guys of End of the Line btw
FUCK kittens
FUCK orphans
and especially FUCK orphaned kittens

>>536559704
>FUCK kittens
>FUCK orphans
>and especially FUCK orphaned kittens
I'd rather fuck pyros thanks

>>536558941
Dog people > cat people

>>536560231
...on opposite day

>>536561370
No on any normal day, sorry catcel. Dogchads win.

>>536560231
trvke

>>536561424
>>536561370
>>536560231
>furries in my thread

>>536561589
I'm not a furry retard, furfags can yiff in hell I just think dogs make way better pets than cats

>>536561658
whatever you say dogfucker

>>536561742
average cat schizo

>>536560231
catren WARPED you

the only thing dogs are good for is sex

>>536562160
wtf...

slap my hand

>>536562540
spoiler the fucking rat

>>536562540
uooooh...

>>536562540
yes. I like this new ratpon

>>536562540
that's a pretty big rat

>>536560231
/tf2g/ is a dog thread, cat niggers get mauled upon entry

last one of my autistic weapon ideas for a bit. (the melee can also be used by demo)

dead game
dead general

>>536569909
sex with kumatora game
sex with kumatora general

>>536569909
sexo
sexo

Gabe Follower just posted his find about TF on S2

>>536575247
he also reposted his old Xeet about Deckard VR headset
TF2-themed demo for VR I guess?

>>536575247
>>536575460
nothing ever happens

If I'm a medic and a teammate pushes forward into a potential sniper sightline and doesn't get shot, but I go out to continue healing him, and get shot, did I misplay?

>>536575460
>>536575247
2fort in vr

new tf2 autism girl just dropped

>>536526107 (OP)
thoughts on tf2’s lore ending with comic 7?

>>536575613
that's just taking a risk, it could have paid off or it could have not

>>536576218
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>536576218
Makin' bacon

>>536576218
ugly and cringe
>>536576430
cute and based

>>536576328
Look past the fanservice and see that the entire comic is valve telling you that nothing they teased mattered and you need to grow up and move on. Its a bad ending that was hyped up by a community suffering from battered wife syndrome.

>>536576328
bleh
i never really liked the comic to begin with

>>536576218
She looks more like a plastic doll than the engineer

what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>536577808
WOAH

>>536577808
they're based
you wouldn't get it

>>536577808
The shortstop is not the best but is not the worst pick.

>>536577808
what? is shortstop bad in mvm?

>>536577808
Man, I should start streaming, become a png tuber and use my cub OC as the mascot.

>>536577808
does she have a robo penis
this is important

>>536577808
>i main scout

>>536578662
>Crushpepper

>>536578762
honestly i forgot about the artist's name because i only grabbed the porn for the crop
thanks tho i guess now i can make more crops in the future at least

Does this look alright?

>>536577808
Mental sickness

>>536579065
reddit______

>>536529886
What fucking faggots lmao.
>Quickplay was horrible
Why?
>Because *issue they saw in that Star_ video which were all fixed by 2014* of course!
Or
>Casual is better
Why?
>Because... because it just is!

b4nny
is
live

>>536577808
absolutely BASED

>>536579525
And the people saying 45 minutes is too long for a match. Leave after a couple rounds then you fucking lobotomite

>>536579752
I can't leave until valve tells me to, those are the heckin' rules!

>>536577808
bigger

>>536579054
yea!

>outdmg some subpar 2k tour expert player as scout
>calls me a cheater

>>536579525
That Star_ video has done untold levels of damage to TF2.

>>536579525
Casual is improving any second now... any second now...

where's the csarphong?

>>536581305
right here

>>536581305
>>536581506
need a shupo with this much cheekage

>>536581506
danke, herr doktor

>>536581758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>>536581781
jawohl

>>536581758
true

>>536582078
uoooooh i'm building uber charge

alright linuxfags, riddle me this.

which OS does tf2 run best? catchyOS or linux mint? im running tf2 on mint rn and shit runs absolutely horrible on badwater and dustbowl. should i just give up? is my laptop just not enough?

>>536584295
>catchyOS
install gentoo

>>536584723
heard its hard as fuck to install though. as much as i love gaming and max performance, me being a retard who's tech illiterate limits what i can do.

>>536581237
Please understand small indie company

Nighty night

>>536589038
;3

>>536529886
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE CHUDS

>>536589543
>Slow and cumbersome
>Click quickplay
>Click gamemode
>Get put in match in 20 seconds or less

>>536589723
better yet:
>server browser
>connecto to favourite valve server

>>536589836
this is what i did even when quickplay was around lol
why do people fight over two bad systems to see which one is worse? just click the server browser favorites list and get into a match without any queue time

>>536529886
quickplay is superior because of the SOULful art

>>536590513
sorry chud this artstyle isn't competitive enough

>>536590071
We used to have a little community in the US east sd_doomsday servers

diD zEsTy wiN yEt?

>>536590618
no one wants to play competitive, if they gave you a cool hat then maybe...

>>536585808
Well now is the best time to learn anon.
Take it from someone who has taken ages to setup their system just for it to not perform nearly as well, and then have to transfer everything over to the better OS anyway.

Better to just go with the better option from the get-go and learn along the way. Your gaming experience and newfound knowledge will be worth it. Good luck!

>>536585808
I don't think any OS is gonna make your experience better. If your computer is slow is not gonna get better, use a config for slow PCs.

>>536590784
why is the left one always doing that thing with her hands

>>536591118
thanks anon

>>536590784
thanks for posting vaginas this time

Why are the zombie escape servers always full

I just joined a doublecross server and I have never seen a higher concentration of pyrovision/gibus wearing players. like half the server

>>536593778
I really don't know, the whole mode is just "camp spot and shoot, rinse and repeat" or "hold W against the combined gunfire of 40 people" it's the most boring shit ever

>>536592203
Its true literally no one hated MYM or liked quickplay before z*sty started talking about it.

>>536529886
Based.

>>536589723
>asians can transform into mishima on a whim
wtf how does one get such powers?

>>536589723
And what's the difference with casual exactly?

So uhhhh what's going to happen in two days with the MvM update? Also Valve definitely gave MvMbros too little time to prepare for this. Were they banking on old mappers reuploading their maps and missions for the update?

>>536596648
It's been cancelled.

>>536596941
RIP bots.

>>536597372
Mobstah, I'll never forgive youse...

>>536597372
They might add the mobster later but by which point, it'll already have lost all of the wind from its sails

>>536596648
Nothing.
or at most a update announcing a rough release schedule
in two days they will "close" submissions
similiary to the summer update announcement its just the last day to submit stuff
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=189493

>>536598870
What about the last paragraph of the blogpost that said the update could arrive as soon as the 27th?

>>536596453
The
>20 seconds or less
part

>>536598957
Righ, casual is way faster.

>>536599076
>

>>536598931
you are highly delusional and reading too deep into it if you think "could" means anything
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22675
heavy could might highly likely get the update aswell :^)

>>536599191
>you are highly delusional and reading too deep into it if you think "could" means anything
I mean, that's what they wrote. It literaly said that the MvM update would be divided in two parts.

>>536599076
Jill lied
People cried

>>536579752
but muh xp

>>536579525
>issue they saw in that Star_ video which were all fixed by 2014
Lmfao, no they were not.

welp i tore my asshole because i wasnt too careful with this bbc dildo, 6 weeks of recovery, feelsbadman :/

what class for this feel?

>>536599852
Pyro & sniper

>>536599852
hopefully its lethal

>>536599801
Name them

>>536599852
Sorry to hear that
You should try plapgasm while waiting for it to heal

>>536592502
i was wondering the same thing

"Just avoid sight lines bro"
The sightlines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5SbqyKvpk

Does anyone else get offended when you're the team's medic and someone else switches to medic? What do you think I'm not good enough? I'm not doing my job well enough, you gotta come show me how its done huh? Fuck you.

>>536603019
Sorry pal but that's based. Learn how to counter indirect fire artillery.

I'm a dependable guy. You can count on me when the going gets tough.

But if you ever see me getting dominated on tf2?

Leave me behind.

Because by then, I’ll only be a shadow of who I once was.

"I don't want vibing. I want utter elimination."
- b4nny, CEO of Froyotech

>>536604201
b4nny, who spent his 20's pigging out on high-glycemic foods, chugging down literal buckets of alcohol, and sustaining severe vitamin D insufficiency, is now entering his 30's well past his prime. It's evident that his skills in TF2 aren't what they used to be.

b4nnybros... is it over for us?

The solution is simple. He should retire and start a podc4st.

>>536589543
after mym people are so delusional its funny

honestly the real way to fix "casual" is just to ditch the mmr shit and put valve servers in the server browser, problem solved, slap a global vote for scrambles and wow easy fix

>>536581237
pretty sure if you were to untick that option you and your friend would get put into different teams and you wouldn't want that

>>536529886
It's all so tiresome...you try to reason with these people and they always go back to their same flawed arguments ad nauseam
They see "quickplay" and it triggers them into a tantrum for some reason

>>536607138
It really is just because a guy they dislike is advocating for it. A lot of these people would change their tune if Uncle Dane/Basedsmith or any of the other wholesome chungus e-celebs started promoting calls to return to QP

>>536529886
I don't know or understand what the hell all this means. I don't even play Reddit Fortress 2.

>>536606110
sex

>>536607443
Most based poster in the thread

>>536607443
i kneel

Any labubu cosmetics on the workshop yet?

Isn't the flame resistance of the Vaccinator a little overkill? There's like 3 non-pyro weapons in the game that do fire damage, and you aren't likely to encounter any of them in the overwhelming majority of matches.

Quickplay just got destroyed, it's over

>>536610598
>The top 1% of commenters on r/tf2 are dismantling the quickplay narrative

>>536526107 (OP)
anyone else disappointed by the ending of tf2?

the cattlepeople that defend casual are puzzling, why wouldnt you want: 1)longer map timers, 2)team scramble vote 3)extend map timer vote 4)ad-hoc server connection, all this things can co exist with a matchmaker AND a quickplay menu

>>536610598
based I'm not reading text wall vomit especially if it's formatted with tranny tier color clashing

fuck casual and fuck quickplay, just put valve servers in the browser. it's really not rocket surgery anyone filtered by this are undesirables anyway.

>>536613197
But the server browser is le outdated it looks so old! How the fuck do I use it?!

Casual. Will. Not. Be. Replaced.

>let MLP fan join the TF2 dev team
>the game instantly goes to shit
like pottery

>>536614485
I think all of TF2's current problems can be attributed to the lack of testosterone in the modern developers at Walve:

>newer weapons are just stat-swapped slop, never stand out in any meaningful way
lack of boldness is a symptom of testosterone deficiency

>developers are incapable of working on TF2 for more than a few minutes per year
chronic fatigue is a symptom of testosterone deficiency

>trends from Overwatch and other popular games are implemented into TF2
social conformity is a symptom of testosterone deficiency

>TF2 characters are retconned to be apathetic, i.e: Scout gives up on Miss Pauling
apathy / low motivation is a symptom of testosterone deficiency

>>536617353
You have a lack of testosterone too.

>>536617353
>newer weapons are just stat-swapped slop
It's the opposite, remember old Winger? Or the old Liberty Launcher? Or the Shortstop? They got way more experimental in later years, until compies told them to tone it down and destroy all that experimentation.

Zesty.

Release. the. Empstein. List.

does anyone wanna' mge with a very old and very drunk pyro
pls

No thanks. I don't want to catch anything

>>536618357
KONATA

Zesty Jesus jest bohaterem narodowym Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej.

grooming minors on discord made me a better sniper. Gotta hand it to em. It's though but honest work

>>536618570
female blaziken...

>>536619596
it's male but whatever. you do you
also you won't catch anything. i got done having gay aids like a long time ago and became a boring st8 fag

Remember the cp_alamo

>>536610598
It's a subtle reference to the color of mustard, referencing the infamous mustard cupcakes

>>536619724
>it's male

>>536620173
i play flare gun/powerjack/distinguisher (i know that's not the right name)
i'm an old head and i don't care about all this new shit

>>536620259
like i said, you do you

Good morning my little qt 3.14 anons :3

>>536620342
Good morning bro

pls to jame

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

B4NNY LOOK OUT! YOMPS IS CROSSING THE STREET!!!

:<

UwU

>>536617824
>Huntsman, reworked Sniper on a fundamental basis -- 2009
>Wrangler, completely changed sentry mechanics -- 2010
>Market Gardener, added a new melee playstyle -- 2011
>Beggar's Bazooka, unorthodox weapon design -- 2012
>Iron Bomber, it's a slightly tweaked stock -- 2014
>Second Banana, how is this new? -- 2017
Weapons have progressively got less imaginative as the years went by.

>>536626552
Fox sexo

you get a chance to beat up old deejay. how novel is that?

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

csarphong is /tf2g/ culture
it is /tf2g/core

>>536629645
I never said it was a good class. It's just the thing I know how to do when I'm drunk.

>>536629993
Reminder that tranime pedos lost >>536526505

>>536629993
Agreed shupogod

>>536629993
trvke

>>536629993
>>536630850
>>536631787
Samefag spam mental illness

okay but actually seriously https://steamcommunity.com/id/deejaytheburd/ please someone just MGE with me so I can burn some time and stay awake

>>536631879
not every person you don't like is the same person faggot

>>536632273
It's just hard to believe that more than 1 mentally sick person would be obsessed with some random game character and spam it on a general about a different game.

>>536632141
>3rd place platinum pyro player
no I fear

CHUDEMIL

>>536632513
ok reddit anon we get it now stop seething

>>536632851
platinum, especially UGC back during early comp days was what Open div is today, there were no real skill gap between newbie and platinum back then, take a look at star_ for example. or other super old plat ugc matches, the skill level was like your average casual match lol

>>536633084
yeah there is not any actual skill. like maybe i was good once but i don't think that counts

>Ahh, Gabe, or some say GabeN... Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the DoTA 2,
>Grant us content, grant us content! Put content in our game, to cleanse our off-topic idiocy.
>The grand wall of patch notes, hidden now, from sight... The update, of course!
>Let us sit about, and post feverishly. Chatting into the wee hours of... New weapons, of the MvM update!

>>536633084
>>536633298
either way im NA and currently working in my job that I get paid for
send another post during the weekend and sure I'll try

>>536632903
How is not being an obsessive weirdo reddit?

uh oh melty

>>536629993
Transgender core

>>536632273
>Phoneposting

>>536634339
no I have a 4k monitor, sue me

>>536632513
>>536634339
Notice how you catching him makes him thrash around

>>536629645
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>536629993
TRVKE

>>536634587
this but femscout

>>536634479
as if there was ever any doubt this schizo isnt here 247

>>536633590
You are an obsessive weirdo, all you do is obsess over what people post on a vietnamese basket weaving forum all hours of the day.

>>536632513
me agreeing with the contents of the post doesn't mean I post the character retard anon

why is sniper anon so reddit

>>536632513
>only one person can possibly like Hikari and Nozomi
Fact: Shupogakis are the most famous duo in the world after Daft Punk and The White Stripes.

>>536635493
He literally came here from the reddit boat, he didn't show up after pics of sign anon started circulating on reddit.

>>536635535
So true shupobro

>>536634060
he still plays mvm btw

>>536635781
i dodge his games if i see him, dont wanna carry his boosted ass

>>536635535
>>536635771
This samefagging is so obvious.

lol

>>536636165
See >>536634339

>>536636165
erm, urm, uhhhh nice phoneposting, *snorts* yeah that'll show em

>>536635535
I'm agreeing because fuck this retard who thinks everyone's the same in here

>>536636080
>everyone who posts anime is the same person
Do you know how low IQ holding this belief makes you?

>>536635535
Incorrect.

>>536635569
He's so desperate to "fit in"

>>536636847
He does a poor job of even doing that since he gets mad at anime on an anime website

>>536636428
Anime girls are ugly as fuck.

>>536636942
Hasn't been an anime website since 2005.

>>536637387
(you)

frog site > anime site

What is /bag/ doing in my /tf2g/?

>>536637216
ok then use a different website if they bother (You) that much

>>536637663
They are both on Steam so they are the same game.

>>536637593
Wojak site > both

>>536632513
Not like tf2 is known for having an extremely degenerate playerbase

>>536637709
I shouldn't have to see anime girls outside of japanese boards.

>>536637872
And yet they have different threads on /vg/.
(You) belong to /bag/. Go there.

>>536637969
TRVTH NVKE

When will they start handing out VAC bans for using the phlog and scorch shot together?

>>536638405
They shouldn't because you're a bad player.

>>536637872
>

furry game
brony game

>>536638949
:3

>>536635535
actually the most famous duo is heavy + medic and they just took 80 so fucking PUUSSSHHH

>>536638550
Someone calls you out for cheating and you immediately resort to using ad hominems... checks out

>>536638172
maybe in reddit mate

>>536639327
How is it cheating to use the Phlogistinator and the Scorch Shot?

>>536639473
Anime is very Reddit.

nah

>>536638223
Minecraft has two different generals on /vg/ but they're still the same game. And just like Minecraft has different editions on its launcher, Team Fortress 2 and Blue Archive both use Steam as their launcher, so using this as a logical precedent, they are the same game.

>>536639943
he's obsessed

>>536639660
true factoid of life

I believe the phlog and SS should only be available to players with less than 15hrs in game, so that they can slowly learn how to play the game before they have to start using real guns. Similarly, Pyro should be locked after the 30hrs mark, and if one wishes to play as him they must pay a $200 fee to temporarily unlock him for 24hrs

>>536637969
>>536637593
What's funny is this is more relevant than anything, and an undeniable fact

>>536640261
EA hire this man

>>536639716
We should invite other generals here then.
Battlefield general.
Stardew Valley general.
Warframe general.
Tekken general.
The Elder Scrolls general.
Total War general.
OMORI general.
Fuck it, let's invite here generals from other boards too.
They all use Steam as their launcher, so using this as a logical precedent, they are the same game. Always wanted to merge /drg/ with /tf2g/.

>>536640435
I wanna talk about Sonic

>>536640048
It's really sad.

>>536640545
ok
sex with honey

>>536640435
/osg/ is literally our sister thread

>>536640545
SEXO

>>536640545
You CAN because he IS TF2 related

>>536640742
they won't though and just post characters that aren't sonic

>>536640571
no wonder he complains about samefags, he's projecting

>>536640623
>>536640642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>>536641317
>>>/r/eddit

Why is tf2g so bad now?

>>536640880
All sonic and sega characters are on the menu

(voice) heavy: should i be awake for this

>>536641414
People making cringe jokes about wanting to have sex with cartroon animals.

Having sex with Honey the Cat is TF2 related

>>536641414
It's 2025 and the sharty is a thing

>>536641573
That's always been a thing and we always ignore those losers, albeit it has gotten really bad lately.

>>536641414
redditors showed up who hate tf2g culture but refuse to leave

>>536641613
trvke
sex
this

>>536639356
This has too much to do with tf2 0/10 post

>>536641640
>>536641650
I agree with both of these statements

I have built the BET-C about seven times, but the Xynarch Charge-Suckers continue to consume its copper and electricity. Can't have shit on Hoxxes IV.

>>536641613
>>536641656
Go away furries, nobody here likes you!

>>536532724
TRVKE

>>536641414
not enough webms

>>536639356
new op material

>>536641640
>we
you don't speak for us and you're doing a bad job of "ignoring"

>>536641732
>>536642248
meant for >>536531773

>>536642248
no way, shartyfag

>>536641640
I used to play many sonic games when I was younger but have no intention of using the /sthg/ general because I can only imagine how degenerate it is, luckily TF2 doesn't have that many females and animals in it and even then this general still has its degenerates.

Pedofloyd is making good use of the last few months before TF2's 18th birthday. Let's cut him some slack

>>536639356
This my vote for the next OP

>>536642707
I fucking agree.

>>536642978
(no homo)

>>536639356
This should be the next OP actually

>>536642707
I can see why you'd agree, if you're a shartyfag.

>>536642707
>>536642978
>>536643172
same shartytroon

>>536643332
he doesn't even try to hide it

>>536643406
it's so sad how desperately he samefags

>>536643332
>>536643175
nah, i've never been on sharty in my life. I just thought the image looked silly and op material.

>>536643616
>>536634339

yeah sure lol

>>536643751
nah, retard.

Last time Grant Goodeve ever voiced the Engineer and that was for the Paladins character lmao

>>536642662
LMAO

>>536643961
https://paladins.fandom.com/wiki/Team_Fortress_2_Barik_voice_lines
There's some neat ones
>Where did you get your tickle beam?
>If you're trying to sneak up on people, maybe you shouldn't wear perfume
Sound like Medic and Spy domination lines

>https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/paladins_gamepedia/images/8/88/Barik_Team_Fortress_2_NV_GruntAttack_3.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20170225215752
wtf bros engi sounds like THAT

>>536641414
russia, india, israel, southeast asia, and brazil are still not rangebanned

>>536646704
Israel will never be rangebanned.

>>536646704
Russia and Brasil are some of the best countries in the world.

>>536647363
I visited Russia it's actually a really pretty country, doubt I'll ever visit Brazil tho

What's (you)r favourite community server map?

>>536647531
cp_orange

>>536647363
Brasil has the best females of all.

>>536646704
Russia is fucking good

>>536648186
>Russia is fucking good
kys vatnik

real bait hours

HOLE SHIT

Saxs...easy on the steaks...

https://youtu.be/5JYlWHk9jiQ
How would (You) fix map bloat?

>>536650093
>instead of select maps its just game mode categories
>when you click search the matchmaker shows all active servers from the gamemode, what map they are on, ping, playercount
>instead of having a select at the end of a game with just 3 maps you can choose to call a vote for the next map from a long list of maps (from the gamemode category)
>remove the cooldowns between maps that makes people queue for a new server
there fixed

Does this general ever produce a single worthwhile post or is it always just 24/7 softcore pornography?

>>536650093
remove 90% of maps added after 2015

>>536651737
I make many great posts and I’ve never posted porn once

>>536650093
Make the only map dustbowl and have variants of dustbowl for every game mode

(voice) spy: pornography

Remove Penguin Peak NOW!
It's just a reskin of Pelican Peak but snowy

>>536650934
I want to be able to create a fresh valve server where one does not already exist for me and others who have registered an intent to do so.

>>536653401
I am the Spy
>French_Orgy.mp4

>>536654113
delete both, it's a bad map

My Casual map selection? Why, Valve-made maps only of course!

2fort and dustbowl forever.

>>536656138
>jewfort and cuckbowl are the worst maps in the game

>>536656138
this but hydro and dustbowl

>>536656286
stop you'll make the asuka anon schizo out

>>536656286
I will NOT be playing payload anytime soon.

>>536656138
this but engie and soldier

>>536656286
5CP and KOTH are unironically becoming more and more fun to me the more and more I play this game.

>23/24 players
>sorry servers full but not really
fuck you

>>536657809
>BECOME A VIP TO RESERVE A SLOT

>>536657936
listen chud my $5 a month server costs too much to operate so be a good little piggy and pay up

>>536658274
Turn sprays back on and maybe i'll consider

>>536650093
Add no more than 3 maps per update and try to pick GOOD maps
People don't even play the new maps after the first week anyway

>>536656924
That’s fine asuka schizo is one of the good ones

Mr. Evrart is helping me find the one who touched my gun.

>>536657362
fellow koth god, welcome to the winning team

>Joins tf2 match
>Plays a good match
>She/Her joins the next match
>Porn sign joins
>The tranny starts automatically going off about sex
EVERY TIME

>>536599852
soldier

heavy is xe was made in 2025 be like: who touched my estrogen

>>536661035
Id touch heavy’s gun if you get what I mean

Onkel Dane ist ein Nationalheld der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

ster
is
live

>>536528974
thanks, i'm gonna start abusing that

>>536657362
>>536661512
Based. KOTH is the best mode.

>>536663205
is he playing deadlock

>>536664156
yeah

i've been having a great time on Bad Weapon Rehabilitation servers, but i can't decide whether this tomislav change is good or bad, what do you think?

POST YOUR LOADOUTSSSSS NOOOOOW!!!
ALSO YOUR HALLOWEEN ONES!!!

>>536665164
>nerfing the downgrade from stock
I don't get it.

dead game
dead general

What happened to Adolf Hilter in TF2 lore?

>>536670039
sex
with
cream

>>536629645
this but soldier

>>536634060
Hi am mod. Please gib items for safekeeping. Do not redeem the pan.

>>536634060
i can tell that his casual acceptance of such a shitty situation made you seethe uncontrollably, i see nothing embarrassing or shameful about what he said other than the fact he got scammed out of the pan in the first place

>Instead of a shove, you can punch somebody that gives them a brief concussion effect from TFC
Is it fixed?

>>536665650
These are the ones I'm using at the moment. I have multiple, and I swap every now and then.
Except for Sniper, maybe. The Sniper one I just made in a hurry with random hats I already had because I don't really have a sniper loadout besides meme Anger edgy loadout
I'm also not too proud of the Storm Trooper Medic either, but ehh...
Also, I was gonna have the Scout holding a conscientious objector with shupo butt, but the objector completely blocked the view of the Soldier, so I had to replace the objector

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1mzrcdt/badwater_last_sentry_nest_meta_is_officially_over/
engie bros its joever

>>536677703
if this gets fixed tf2 is dead

>>536677703
if this gets fixed tf2 is saved

When was the last time Valve updated their own maps?

>>536677897
>>536678743
wait so, is tf2 fixed or dead rn...

>>536676759
isn't it already strong? people complain about me all the time when i use it with the cola

>>536624026
vermin

>>536624026
chad, kill those freaks.

this butt, soldier

connect chi5.serveme.tf:27255; password "mge"
someone mge me before my scrims start

I took a game off of b4nny last night and was 3rd on the MVP list. Neato

>>536634060
I empathize with shark victims but how in 2025 could you fall for this shit >>536674552

>>536683440
i mean he probably grinded a ton of mvm tickets for that pan so he doesn't have good judgment

>>536681182
no mge :(

god my fucking internet is so shit, i have till wait till 11:00 to play and i go to work at 6 :( any configs for this?

>>536635569
>>536635493
half of 4chans population are redditors at this point.

>>536686639
I _____Wish
it's almost all sharty

>>536686639
the amount of crossposting from reddit indicates otherwise >>536686879

the reddit boogeyman is eternal isnt it

>>536688451
eternal sex with this creature

>>536687847
sharty is much more loud and annoying

>>536688821
WHOA MAMA

>>536688821
classic, total classic

>>536686879
>>536687847
4chan went mainstream since 2016. Youtube is filled with reading 4chan posts. 4chan reddit has 1.3 million users that post 4chan images, and talk about their expirences in 4chan.
Deny it all you want but redditors took over this place a long time ago

>>536688821
10/10

>>536662230
pro-tip if you flirt with her and add her on steam eventually you'll have a girl willing to have sex with you whenever and she'll be your pocket medic

are the fists of steel the best melee weapon in the game? 40% damage resistance and that's basically it

>>536690549
>+100% damage from melee sources while active
>This weapon holsters 100% slower
>-40% maximum overheal on wearer
>-40% health from healers on wearer
No. Unironically.

>>536689130
It was already mainstream in the 2000's it was known as an internet hate machine.

>>536690995
okay
*it became even MORE MAINSTREAM post 2016

>>536690995
Not nearly on the same level as it is now
There's graphs of the traffic insanely increasing after 2016

stabby stabby invented trickstabbing

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>536695018
sorry i was turning in my summer final
what do you wanna talk about?

>>536695018
half of the posts here are tranime softcore porn slideposts and the other half are deranged schizos fighting over nothing, doesn't make you want to post desu

>>536695018
i was fragging

>>536695742
Pretty much this, income in here time to time and it's just off topic anime and then getting mad at you for not wanting it

How can we repel the /bag/ inv/a/sion?

>>536698345
is it really that hard to ignore things you dont like

>>536698487
the samefag can't get attention if he doesn't whine, don't feed him

>>536695018
no one wanted to mge with me :(

>>536700159
i'm not confident in my skill, sorry

>>536700159
I will mge you but as pyro

anyone got spare 25 ref? I need to buy myself a dead-of-night to complete my soldier fit :)

>>536703046
I've mged my pyro before it's not very fun
It's just me jumping in with shotgun and shooting. shotgun out-damages flames+flare every day
a meatshot with shotgun is 100 damage and can shoot faster. a crit flare flare is 90 damage + afterburn

>>536703360
Im only comfortable with pyro. Sorry I cant mge you then.

>>536703356
send trade link

>>536703451
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1229281326&token=jduAvqxV

>>536703451
TYSM anon, I didn't expect a key. <3

>>536704269
nice pfp. show off that loadout when you can.

>>536704597
since the budget's been increased quite a bit, imma do some more thinking. I'll def post whatever i buy tho. first strange weapon maybe :D

>>536695018
lack of shupos

>>536705148
coughed up a few extra ref and now I have my first strange weapon! slapped on a festivisor i had since swissmas coz why not

>>536706801
many are saying this

How do I look at dying to phlog while medic as avoidable while still providing value to my team?

>>536707096
lookin swaggalicious, soldier.

>>536708375
thanks comrade!

So, how big is your temp folder? For me it's about 1gb of stuff now. I really hate that I didn't back anything up after the purge.

steam friends

>>536575247
>>536575460
Damn, can't wait for more shitty tech demos for a project Valve will abandon in a year.

>>536576839
Who hurt you?