Thread 536735246

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
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>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
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>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
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>Nightlord resistances chart
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>Main Information Document
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>Character Planners
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>Interactive Map
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>Group Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>536665041

I hate niggers

Triple wylder ult & double heavenly thunder
I looked at my clips and apparently a gaolless rev triple rings of light deals 40% of the damage I deal with a single halo scythe L2 as exec

>>536735246 (OP)
Pump to mommy marika

>>536735563
yes my goddess

gg duchyyyyyyy

wp Jellyman carried my noob ass

>>536735553
forgot webm

>20+ win streak on dog
solved

does anyone wanna play

>>536735246 (OP)
I'll miss the dogs bros.

>>536735932
Why play when I can go work and make money?

>>536735694
wow i'm so cool...

>>536735932
Currently 2/3 for dogs.

>>536736196
Hehe good goy.

>>536735932
3/3 guess you are in the blocked queue

>>536736259
i'm 1/3, got a connection error earlier
guess i'll do something else gl

GG Doggo. I fucking forgot there was top of castle boss left and was thinking you both were sure taking alot of time shopping.

What's the DLC going to be like? I expect at minimum:
>3 new bosses
>3 new shifting earth events
>more skins and relics

>>536736590
gg.

>>536736613
Probably best to keep expectations low. I just know that Nightreign is starting to get very routine, and I've actually jumped back into playing normal Elden Ring again.

>>536736196
work? i hardly know her!

>>536735643
guy's wending came in clutch at least lol i need a drink...

Another run where I was the main character

>>536737446
where is the third

>>536737513
he ditched

>dutchess
>doesn't smoke weed
So she isn't Dutch.

>>536736196
working when you can all in ETH before the bull run

>>536737561
why

>>536737914
idk

Dogs really can’t handle spamming full moons at them, guess that why every boss has a magic resist

can someone tell me what happened here? can libra fail to spawn in other people's game or something? that's the only reasonable explanation I can think off for why he didn't get paid off till I personally went there

>>536737698
im surprised there are no low effort memes of rdr2 but its wylder du(t)chess yet
cough nudge wink wink

>>536738148
i ain't tryna play my gaemz with no deel_dough

>>536738148
Maybe didn’t have the 35k but wanted the mimic hat and thought someone else would come to pay it

>>536737953
sorry I was the wylder that left, didn't mean to queue hotdog. I didn't quit out at the start of the run because I didn't want to be rude, glad to see the wending grace came in handy

>>536738482
i will haunt your dreams and feed you hotdogs

>>536738482
nigga what. just finish the damn run don't abandon your teammates what's wrong with you

>>536736584
Just finished said match, blocked like I said.

>>536737446
>3barring
name? already blocked the other guy

I don't like ED hotdog.
Not because he's "too hard," but because that fucker is near-impossible to sightread so you're gonna 3 bar the first few times you fight him unless you stack negation

GG wylder raider. That hero of zamor won that game of hide and seek.

GG, I played like dogshit.

>>536739785
I have lost many a runs before night 1 trying to do zamor ruins while circle is closing

>>536739785
Sometimes the third one just doesn't spawn, like the three leyndell knights in the lightning camps. The lone one is sometimes missing.

That was close.

>>536740196
>triple rings
you didn't beat the game

two hours until ED heolstor announcement bros get hyped

>>536740246
I found two golden order seals that run so even if somebody else hadn't dropped the triple rings (thanks) for me I would have had access to holy.

>>536740448
It would be so bad ass if he just summons in Libra to snuggle with me.

>>536736613
>He thinks it's gonna be more than 2 bosses and 1 shifting earth
LMAO we're lucky we get 2 new characters

for some reason i had this very popular japanese artist blocked and i cannot remember why, might've been years ago from ds3 pvp cuz i don't recall seeing his name in nightreign
pic related is one of his art

if you used revenant you didnt beat gladius

>>536738264
ironeye and I killed tree sent, dropped like 33k for me, on the way to the next boss I killed like every trash mob
I generated so many runes for them, I can't think it's not about having enough runes

>>536741306
>ironeye
found the problem

>>536741130
uoh

>>536740448
>Heolstor goes down
>a rez bar appears above him
>cutsecene of darkness gathering around him
>"Ah, I remember now. The oath we swore, together."
>Dreadlord™ of Loss revives Heolstor by mounting himself onto his shoulders
>"Worthy Condemned, the Night is far from over. Mind you, the Grace of Gold interests me none."
>Music hits its' peak
KINOOOOO

gg dog noklateo saved us

>>536741847
i need to plap that

Skip ED Nightman and release Depths
I'm tired of day 1/2 being boring as sin

>>536742091
she's mine though

>>536742172
she's free use actually

>>536742168
ED Heolstor is a part of the depths mechanic. You have to clear your way to the end of depth 5 to meet him.

2/3 for the hotdogs

>>536742224
get in line then
you'll get sloppy seconds

>>536742273
>ED Heolstor is on the oneshot mode where raiders die to rats in a hit
based?

gbow fucking sucks at 3dog

gg hotdog

>>536740196
am I the only one who noticed that crazy fp bar

>>536740731
can I snuggle with you?

>back to 1/3
owari da

>>536742309
hot
want even more in line first

>>536742637
any attacks that take longer than 1/4 of a second are pointless (90% of weapon arts)

>>536742958
Um... no?

>>536742637
When do gbows not suck?

>>536743006
lol ok

>someone drops a purple improved incants weapon and pings it
>i confirm ping and go back for it
>some nigger wylder picks it up and doesnt drop it for the rest of the game
die

gg 4dogs. what a fun run.

>>536743064
day 1 and day 2
adel
fulghor
calligo
pests
non-ED libra

>>536742921
the "fp increase when opening rises" increases fp based on how much you have when you do
so if you open them later in the run, it increases fp more
also he probably took +max fp as a dormant power a few times

>>536743302
based wylder BTFO'ing the revtroon

>>536743317
i thought the thing hadn't merged yet lol

>>536743367
That's not true at all. It's just multiplicative.

>>536743302
Too bad. If it has a nice passive I want, I'm keeping it.

>>536743302
Holy based Wyldchad as per, castersissises learn your place.

>>536743416
except he 3bar'd against the dog like a subhuman

>>536743001
ztrooner...

>>536743479
sure?

>>536743302
>>536743727
>you can have my purple seal if you get back up

>>536743767
why are you talking about yourself, revtroon?

Should I queue for 3 doggos or take a nap

>>536743302
used to be annoyed by this, I just start using melee weapons then
like who cares you can still carry
wylders are vultures though

>>536744252
nap unless you can carry 2 shitters (who might not even appear to be shitters until they instantly start getting downed by the dog)

>>536743767
your fault for playing revenant anyway
if you had also gone wylder or at least raider the boss would already be dead

>>536744252
go take a nap, I hopped back in bed after the queue went to 1/3. shit's dead right now

>>536744396
i will queue in 3 hours

>revenants always take my sacred relic sword, my darkmoon greatsword and my marika's hammer
>I take their seals
this is fair in my opinion

>>536744516
What is that in East coast time?

>>536744641
4 hours

>>536744780
Cool. I'll be there.

>>536744485
nah i always carry
erg wylders are usually massive jobbers

>>536745130
translation?

Odds ES Heolstor will be a gimmick fight
Evens ES Heolstor will be a dark souls reference fight

>>536744114
wasn't there dialogue in here

>>536745293
not me

>>536744114
ye
it was
"Wild deer bring yourself above and we will squat on you"

>>536735563
>>536735795
>>536737180
>>536743302
>>536745293
>>536745543
no one asked, troon

>>536745702
kill yourself

>>536745294
rebebvant... give me the sword for fuck's sake

>>536745781
you seem upset
gonna cry, troonie?

Paging for rev mains to queue.

>>536745702
You struck a nerve. Xhe is dilating hard.

>>536746064
do you look like that?

>>536746064
I just woke up, soon

>>536745476
>no 0
gotta redo it man

>>536739656
Is it bad that a boss can't be sightread?
Making all attacks inherently reactable sounds like it'd put a very small cap on the difficulty ceiling

Dog 2nd split keeps oneshotting me and its not ok

gg dog +0 black knife is still mogs +1 blade of calling

>>536745543
i hate this nigger pumpkin so much
still looking forward to see him oneshot raiders in depth 5

I want a healslut DLC character so I can just play Medic from TF2 god damnit.

>>536746869
are you a girl?

>>536745543
Is that a fucking bell ringing rev? What are we, back in June?

DING DING
DING DING
DING DING
DING DING
DING DING
DING DING

>>536746869
HERO_BUFFER
soon

>>536746918
No you retarded nigger. It wouldn't matter if I were either. I just love playing support and Rev just isn't hitting the vibes I'm wanting.

>>536747094
gay

>>536746869
>I want a healslut DLC character
why? every time you go to heal someone they are just going to flask right before you enter your 5 second casting animation and get downed yourself.

>>536746728
opaline bubbletear if you are too bad at dodging

>>536745702
good thing I don't need your permission to speak, nigger

>>536744491
Just got matches back-to-back must suck being a blocked tranny

>>536746869
>>>536747094
Eww its a male mercy main get away from him he might have aids

>>536746869
there's nothing a dedicated healer could do that wouldn't get mogged by any other character just running the "flask heals allies" passive

I miss my friend the best /erg/ player

>>536747510
me...

>>536747482
literally me
I love sharing my sippies

>>536745656
ugly art

>>536747510
I'm right here

>>536747636
rape is so hot

>>536746869
Faith Duchess and Guardian healsluts coming soon.

>>536747510
I never left.

>>536745656
>that duchess
lel

>>536747414
>Mercy
Overwatch is fucking awful and no it wasn't good back in season 2 you just have shit taste. My support pedigree comes from many other games.
>>536747482
I haven't put much thought into how it would truly function since its entirely wish fulfilment. Perhaps the ult gives everyone 2-3 flasks and slowly peels 1 block of revival every 3 seconds and maybe even reset the revival count? Honestly the main issue is the game is about speed and having an ideal sort of time to beat a run and being a healer and not dps goofball just slows shit down (like 95% of guardian players). Its merely pure wish fulfilment is all.

>>536747094
the best support is when you deal lots of damage

>>536747728
>My support pedigree comes from many other games
what games?

guardian when he gets the faith relic will be S-Tier in depths mode and will barely sacrifice anything
revenant will be F-Tier

>>536747728
still gay

>>536747813
unfathomably based

>>536747636
fuck off

Why does my steam name show sometimes in people's webms vs my NR name?

>>536747719
you joke, but duchess with the new iframes on restage relic could actually cast a heal in combat without getting smacked down for it

>Oceania servers
>trios
>paired w/two Chinese usernames
>they play like absolute fucking lice
Every time I hate them, one is a lemming but two feed off each other like parasites.

>>536748348
which webms?

>>536746869
just wait for the heal from afar incant

>>536748348
There is a setting in-game to make other players names have their steam username or their character username.

everdark miranda flower in 30 minutes

>>536743908
Cute.

we'll have four weeks where nothing happens
it will just be reruns

>>536748690
i await fulghor with bated breath

>>536748690
they need to have all everdarks available until deep of night releases

>>536747089
but hero_buffer is a man...

Heolstor already has 3 phases and his entire ost in his fight, it's not happening sisters.

>>536748690
Libra round 2 baby.

2/3 pc erg

>>536749017
>still not nerfed
I laugh at the shitters who struggle with this fight

>>536749001
>and his entire ost in his fight
plin plin plon. what now?

>>536748690
Why not one single balance adjustment outside of one or two Everdark tweaks?

>>536748461
I might be blind but I cant find it at all

>>536749076
The next patch will be nerfing both Libra and Gladius.

>>536749236
because he's lying, that option is only in the console versions

>>536747636
chat is this real? do godskins rape cute girls?

EDS Gladius feels like a higher Depth already with his damage, chip damage and stamina damage.

The next patch will give us buff Duchess in a bikini

>loss streak with ed doggo with trio randoms
>always on revive duty with duchess because niggers keep 3baring
>try again today with randoms
>beat the boss without anyone getting 1bared even once
>had only 5? flasks total (didn't even get to any churches) and used like 2, also had 2 wending graces in inventory that didn't even see any use

wow, imagine if you could play without babysitting fucking retards all the time
I hate this matchmaking
maybe I should not bother reviving anyone at all and just make them watch in the cuck chair lmao

>>536749389
>buff duchess
???

>>536749189
what balance adjustment is even needed?
if you look at the depths relics that were datamined Guardian is getting a massive buff with those and Duchess gets a bunch of faith as well
only one not gaining anything of value is revenant
>>536749249
>Gladius nerf
what, did the raiders get mad that they have to play the game properly?

>>536747846
>TF2
Medic
>Dota 2
IO for 85% of matches, Dazzle for the rest
>Planetside 2
Medic, engy for MAX
>BFBC 2, BF 3, BF 4
Medic with smokes, engy with smokes for armor heal
>Literally any fantasy game/tabletop where that is an option such as the current d&d campaign I'm in.
>Overwatch
I was suckered into picking it up before launch and played healslut until I got so bored with its shit gameplay. Maybe 40h total in it.
>Gundam Evolution
Genuinely pretty fun playing Methuss
>Borderlands 1 and 2
Don't quote me but I think I was able to do healing shit with my turrent's AoE. Again don't quote me.
>Dragon's Dogma
Shota healer x 3 sexy warrior babes was kino
>Dead by Daylight
Totally ass but I tried for the longest time to be a super Claudette (didn't work)
>Happy Wars
Genuinely kino game; cleric was fucking awesome
>jrpgs
If possible I set up my protag to be the party healer
>Killing Floor 1-2
Even when not healing the class is pretty cracked but I'll count it
>other shit I don't recall at the moment
I enjoy enabling some retard to be the top of the list god gamer while I kick my feet up and mostly damage control direct threats against me by not being retarded like using my ally as a meatshield or face tanking when the dps gets far higher than the healing dps or things that would basically be equal to spy checking in other games. Then as a third thing trying to select purely information abilities/items to better inform the heal piggy to cut out even more unknown variables. It is genuinely fun for me and I don't care about having a bit number on the scoreboard. I just like to enable others to play their best or win for me.

>>536749438
I'm looking forward to those bird buffs since I've developed a taste for him these last few weeks (haven't actually looked them up). I'm not sure what needs to be tweaked, aside from evergoat's bullshit, they just usually do patch rollouts by now.

>>536746869
>>536747094
>>536749483
shut the hell up ugly troonoid

>>536749423
I do wonder what goes through their minds after being carried like that, people that keep hitting 3 bars over and over
probably nothing, they just queue again

>>536749438
raider has high fire negation, he actually takes hits from gladius pretty well

>>536749432
and they'll add an emote that allows you to lick her abs

>>536749612
ShiftyBunny

>>536749827
*shittyduck

>>536749389
shut up homo, duchess is a slim goddess
take your homo fetish and leave

>>536749749
totally, it's just the players that are the issue
I keep seeing raiders and guardians get downed because they keep buffing him during the slow walk so they get btfo'd

>>536749884
>still seething

>>536749827
>>536749884
*SissySlut

>>536750057
we're going to rape and kill you tomorrow, shiftytroon

>>536749612
shiftyduck when I drop xher a golden order seal with +11% improved incants

>>536749902
>perfectly crafted athletic butt and legs.

>>536749483
This is the gaming resume of a bottom

>>536750276
Duchess wears this on exhibitions with her brother.

>>536750192
Not them but weird brownoid seethe post.

>>536750147
This

is this achievable natty /erg/?

>>536749331
Thankfully no, they only skin them alive to wear as clothes.

>>536748428
it was the other day, might have been sens webm or screenshot I can't remember, but I was surprised to see my steam name because I had even forgotten I'd chose that one.

>>536750419
>+25
>marais
how the fuck

>>536750419
Erg (bar our goat sneedger) can’t even get to +4 lmao

GG Doggies. The dragon dropped me Grafted at end and I guess I won the Rev lottery.

>>536750302
Naturally, or a qt femboy, troon, or femoid but none of those are true. The truth is you don't have to be godly at aiming or spastic CS:GO conflict to be great at your role. Just don't pocket the nigga who sucks total ass.

>>536750792
people will say this is CEkino

When did you get the grafted ironeye

>>536749827
>>536750147
>>536750209
>>536750416
Take your tranny fetish and namefag spam somewhere else maggot

>>536750792
gg and nice luck.

>>536750951
>Still seething

>>536750909
It’s why you take screenshots

>>536750792
You owe da' big baws upstairs a few powerful prayers dair boi.

Elden Stars against Everdog is kino

>>536750951
I used to play with reddit but I enjoy erg players better, but I'm surprised at all the pictures of revenant "bulges" here, I don't understand it.

>>536751253
dogshit*

Posting for posterity before it inevitably gets ruined. Probably the best win rate in Erg.

>>536751134
I'll prayerful strike them next time I see them.

>>536751353
you're so cool....

>>536751353
Have you played solo or with randos? I’m at 501/460 but I did solo quit out of like 15 matches at the start because I thought it would force crater for my last achievements

>>536751353
my winrate would be higher if I didn't try playing solo guardian on release day

Wylder, Executor, Raider, Guardian, Ironeye. One is changed in a new patch to be a femboy, the others stay the same. Ichizaki is letting (You) pick which one is changed, so what'll it be?

>>536751029
Kill yourself you bring nothing to society and your parents view you as a failure

>>536750192
lmao

she's so pretty man

once they add the serpent flail from SOTE, that thing is gonna oneshot so much shit with all the buffs and effects

>>536751954
My wife

>>536751954
>disabled
Not for me desu

>>536751689
my wife

>>536751879
>>536740246

>>536751314
well you see when a man cant find a women and gets sad they put that man on SSRIs, this then makes the man wanna chop his dick off and become a women at which point the man starts to make and or post pictures of inanimate object that the man who thinks hes a women wants to fuck him

>>536752109
Get a real job

GG wylder, duchess

gg dog

against my better judgement im going to do ONE round against doggo today, randoms do not fucking quit on me and stop being gaol brained. if I get dupe sacred relic sword again but someone left on day 1 im going to fuck their wife.

Announcement WHEN?!?

>>536752916
it's over

>>536752916
Development has ended. Playerbase has collapsed. Refunds are being given out.
It's............over.

>>536752141
thankfully SSRIs didn't have that effect on me, they still suck though and I wouldn't recommend them to anyone. (they do not work and the sideeffects make you want to kys)

now that nightreign has hit EoS what game are we all moving onto?

>>536752975
>>536753096
No...

>>536753258
The best Dark Souls of course.

2/3 queue up

Surely deep of night is just going to be a shadowdrop, like Everdark Adel was. . .

Any duchess mains ITT who look like this?
>>536753643
Sorry im about to jerk off

>>536753650
The existence of ED bosses, including Adel, was announced in advance. We have now run out of announced content.

>>536745492
https://youtu.be/DoskJt_UVG8

>>536753126
They change your whole personality it's very bizarre and I can tell when someone has SSRI eyes.
Every few years I like a low dose of prozac because it enables me to enjoy vidya and edibles and tolerate my wife. You have to look very closely at yourself to see how much they change you, it's not natural and to this day nobody knows how they work.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH I AM FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE. I AM A GOD. KNEEL TO ME BITCHES

>>536753126
I think the real cause is being terminally online and taking "adhd" meds, it can spiral people down a hyperfocus fetish rabbit hole into a world of vices and nonsense.

anyone want to help carry an old gen-x guy with gigadogs? will you guys bully me

>>536754561
I will, by posting that image and ridiculing your post

>>536753765
Duchess Revenant main that does indeed look like that. I woke up early enough to get McDonald’s breakfast…then after it’s beating up dogs with randoms

>>536754561
Don't worry boomer, bird is coming

>>536751353
My secret is I started on PS5 + don't play bosses or characters that I can't hand carry with randoms, most of my matches are erg and lastly for new Everdarks I would practice learning the boss solo (easier + more chances).

>>536751447
Thanks kitten, want my steam?

gg triple duch

>>536754561
Only if you call me a whippersnapper after we win.

>>536754561
Shouldn't you be at the work factory?

>>536754423
soon trump will re-open the asylums and we will have online ID and theses things will scatter like cockroaches

>>536754983
Meant for >>536751556 sorry

I was not expecting dogs to die that fast and here I was hoping to kill myself 2 more times when it split up so you could use your pots.

How do I get better? Matches are with erg btw

gg hotdog, got him so fast he couldn't split

>>536754561
sure I can carry you

>>536755417
Losing on the first day? Really? I did that once but it was due to funny circumstance. Also, cant tell you how to improve if you dont post gameplay.

>>536755239
Deeply unimpressive

>>536755417
How exactly did you lose in day 1 3 times?
Shameful

>>536755156
>digital ID
kill yourself

>>536755102
aren't most people here oldfags that work from home and game all day?

>>536755417
wtf are you doing to lose this hard

>>536755417
My trick for the dogs was to gain as much distance as possible when he does the big aoe attack. Much easier to dodge the floor fire if you are far away from him.
If some of your teammates die you can way until the dogs fuse or split to resurect him. Those are great opportunity windows to deal damage to ress people.

>>536755417
stop being a serial rage quitter wtf

>>536755689
I'm working from home now but soon I'll have to get back to the lab and will only be able to play on the weekends.

>>536746718
It is when your runbacks are 1/2 an hour.

I don't care how "efficient" the earring is. I'm not putting it on my wylder because I'm not a fucking fagget

>>536755781
I didn’t quit any of the matches though

>>536755417
>big monster goes to do a bonk
>dodge the bonk
???? Try a different class, stack damage mitigation over damage, use health/damage mitigation relics over damage.....your part of the problem in that image, sacrifice damage for survivability at this point because when your dead that much you do zero damage

>>536755579
sour grapes

>queue erg
>1/3
>wait an hour
>1/3
>wait another hour
>1/3
>wait another hour
>1/3
>wait another hour
>1/3
what the hell guys

>>536755729
Dumb advice, that move is the biggest opening you can hit him with, he has ground fissures like Adel then delayed nuke like Heolstor except its safe behind him and you can get one good hit in.

>>536755817
>>536746718
This is why sweats put on the no damage cheat so they can practice dodging all their attacks for hours before playing for real

>>536755982
You’re on blocked queue, wait another 30 minutes and I’ll join you

What rollslop should I look at next? I'm a little bored of Nightreign now.

>>536755982
name?

we're 2/3 now for the hotdogs

>>536755982
I've never had to wait more than a couple minutes in the queue with erg. It goes faster if I do shifting earth.

>>536756074
Silk song is coming out in like a week

>>536755982
I have literally never had to wait an hour with erg, even on weekdays

>>536756074
I am once again shilling Doll's Nest

>early leaver, hur i run off on my own and die I leave now
I warned you, im going to fuck your wife now.

>>536756074
lies of p
nioh 2

>>536756074
AI limit

>>536756074
Play black myth wukong. It's PEAK

>>536756168
3/3

>>536756478
Not true. I've seen PEAK. It's a co-op mountain climbing game and has no rolling, slopping, or black myths.

Play Time 300 hours
Expeditions 410
Wins 168

Am I a shitter? Played with 95% randoms.

>>536756889
No you’re above average for erg

>>536756889
your a misogynist

I can't beat the goddamn dog unless I get hardcarried by a god gamer.

>>536756074
Play Elden Ring again with the randomizer. You can set certain items to not randomize, like key and quest items. That way you can enjoy random finds without the game losing focus completely.

gg dog

gg 3dog melted while my ult blocked everyone

>>536757064
yes

i feel like I was right to be done with NR, I had 20% fire resist and a ton of negations and he still oneshot me while reviving the other guy (the third left, im going to fuck their wife)
strange choice to balance the game around obongal and like, the best players. and I say this having been clearing SOTE with no scudatree fragments so I do know whats up.

>>536756779
in how many souls games can you literally become the bosses you kill and get their moveset? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pesDdV8q6M0

>>536757395
erg are counting winstreaks nonstop against the hotdogs. These are not TOP players. Be better.

>>536757395
Just go jerk off and come back later.

>>536757569
>just git gudder
nah I think i'll play a good game instead. done bashing my head against a wall

>>536757395
>i feel like I was right to be done with NR, I had 20% fire resist and a ton of negations and he still oneshot me while reviving the other guy (the third left, im going to fuck their wife)
Really? I play rev and I don't think I've ever got oneshot by the dog.

>>536757848
literally as I revived the guy it started doing "pull up" x3, of course while im locked into an animation and can't dodge, and oneshot, and the random shortly followed. I can dodge everything IF I don't have to revive people.

I have still yet to post the clip where I rezzed two 3bars yesterday and they dropped again and both quit. will do that probably tomorrow.

>>536757721
Imagine if the slayer of demons had sex with the maiden in black and then blamed it on the crestfallen warrior

>>536756074
If you're using words like "rollslop" you should just go outside instead.

>>536758149
>t. rollslopper

https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69

on the wolf now

yys mush nezuk sludge elnid fae terr tide sneedger slugma zdrada
suck my dick

>>536758560
but it's so small

>>536756074
how about you get rid of lifeslop and hang hourself

>>536758505
If you care about such labels then I'm right.

>>536756889
You’re on the low end of average with that 40% win rate. I play 95% with randoms too and I’d say I’m on the higher end of average, but I’m still average.


>. Rev Duchess main

updated tierlist when?

>>536749612
I was going to post that

gg dog

>>536759461
gg moment I got marika's in the basement it was over

fuck off DanteV

ggs, squishies ontop

Treatsie on damage negation from passives off weapon pickups:

Compared to the other forms of negation, affinity negation off passives only maxes out at 20% for a specific type of affinity, whereas the negation from something like successive attacks or charged attacks or taking damage or full/low hp is negation for ALL damage types and they scale much higher, like 60%, 40%, 40%, 40%/40%.

so if you were going to replace good negation with what you think is what will help (especially in this fight you think the fire is the worst of the damage and its only fire damage when you see fire), be aware you're probably falling into the trap !

>>536760436
how do u recluse against dog i keep eating shit with her extra long dodge

>>536760440
Taking elemental resist is great on Shartian since it helps with chip damage, but absorption boosted when taking attacks also serves for the same purpose.

>>536760530
no clue. i haven't touched her since i tried her out, my least favorite class by far

i'm good enough at hotdogs now to take off the gaol relic, however it's still mandatory for gigalibra

>>536760436
gg hotdog

>>536760440
i'm not ever going to be at low HP or get successive attacks off on this boss

They're not REALLY going to do weeks of reruns when they have an entire new game mode that's perfectly playable right now that they could unlock at any time, right?

>>536761203
im going to 500x adel and horse

gargoyle's black blade is not as good as I thought it was, siluria's is the best holy purple weapon you could possibly get in my opinion, that railgun aow fucking destroys everything

>>536761745
Counterpoint : Siluria is ugly

>>536761040
yeah even on duchess with dagger is a little hard can't imagine doing this on the slower weapons

>>536761745
The best holy purple is the golden order seal

>>536761040
>>536761918
it's easy shieldpoking with GODian

not doing this for attention but if your stats are somehow worse than this you're unironically dogshit

>>536762637
I'm dogshit then
what now?

gg exec and raider, that was too easy

>>536762797
doooooooot

Everything about that run was dumb but we won.

>>536762738
Post steam so we can add you to the list

>>536762637
newcutie......

Wish recluse got a little bit of invun after her ult. Also zorban imagine not picking up that legi staff

GG, is there something about Radahn's bow that makes bosses perma chase you? Morgott was comical and dogs weren't much better.

im ready for depth 5

2/3 augur/dogs

>>536762923
I had to run to the special merchant day two, dunno if you two needed it but I was hoping for holy seal since I had gone down the incant route so heavily

>>536762964
I can't help it I'm a sucker for Radahn's bow and I had 5 passives to up its power.

>>536763110
It is never a wrong idea to go to township to me. +2 upgrade, 15% phy neg, key are all worth it.

>>536763295
I have started going there more often with dog. Because of dog damage, ritual sword talisman is more valuable since I dont fight with sub-full hp to avoid one-shots now. Also I like to take bubble flask which I normally dont, and drink it whenever he gets buffed, and if I'm taking that then it's nice to buy the pouch.

*player down sfx*

>me: the godskin apostle
>you: the peasant girl

>>536764030
Pushing the janny limits with this one. Also your generic anime dude version of godskin looks uncanny valley, or like a bad cosplay.

>>536764030
I love being tied up. I already masturbated in the shower please don’t make me do it again…

I'm liking Executor a lot more than I thought I would. And his rememberance is nice. It's a shame that a lot of players skip rememberances. I'm going to continue playing with him and seeing if I can get better with his demon blade. The rememberance boss showed me how to use it. I like a boss that teaches. Even if the lessons are painful ones. I feel better for it

Executies queue up

gg guys, clean run overall. well except for the fucking mine enemy not spawning, i don't think i've ever seen that before

having less likely to be targeted as passives is so evil on 3dog....

>>536765874
Only if exactly two people have it. If it's one or three it doesn't matter.

>>536763003
what are you gonna do in 5 seconds when the buffs run out

I lost a run against libra, because one of teammates had a connection so bad, it would take a full 10 seconds for our hits to register. He dropped a couple of times, and I had to rescue him. But the hits didn't register into waaaaay later.
So then at the Libra fight, both of my team is down. I have my art I use it, trnaforming into the beast, and start roaring. Surely this roar will have my partner up in no time, and I can damage the boss, who btw, is only a few strikes from death. But the roars didn't seem to ahake Libra. Worse, there was no reaction my teammate's bars. So in desperation, I switched to clawing, but Libra did enough damage to me to knock me out, losing the fight. All because the hits didn't register for my teammate.

>>536762637
playing with erg is literally easy mode
so you're mega dogshit

nobody asked

>>536765797
gg, sorry about 3bar'ing vs the doggo, didn't the red lightning cloud had iframes tho?

ngl these early game fights are scary
that mage tower dragonic sentinel incident was funny

>>536765612
Wanna have a go at darkdrift knight? I never fought him as executor, so I'll probably die and lose the run. But what do you say?

>>536764515
You should rub one out again, we can't have you losing focus and going 3bars during the expedition

>>536766246
>didn't the red lightning cloud had iframes tho?
No i-frames, just hyperarmour.

>>536766269
these are the only fights in the first 2 days that present a challenge

>>536766387
welp, found out the hard way

>>536766291
In something like 30 minutes I will queue for all bosses minus regular 3dog and regular jellyfish.

>>536765930
If one guy goes down, it's so bad that the dog will always target the one who doesn't have that passive. It literally becomes fixated on you. I should've let the guy revive him while I took the aggro...

>>536758531
fucking queue why are you afk all the time?

>>536766217
>troon gets upset
kino

>>536766295
Okay I will because you told me to.

t. depth 4let

>>536766597
wtf melina is real?!

btw, had a funny Margit appearance. Do you know that spot in the nok city, where after you take the spring, you go down stair, and there's a little balcony with a chest? A mauseleum knight appears opposite the chest in an ambush. It's a tight spot. Hardly enough room for more than 1 player. Somehow Margit spawned in that tiny balcony next to the chest. He almost fucked us up with his spammnattacks. But were were high enough level to survive it and turn the tables. But that's just the weirdest place for him to appear. Terrible luck

>>536766716
I told u I was coffe n shit after that heartbreak ... im in ...

>>536758531
>birdjeet this desperate to become a thread celebrity
This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen in a while.

>>536767018
nice time to lurk and not say anything

>>536766567
ok. Well I guess I'll play a round with randos for now.

>>536766797
Good girl

>>536765998
dodge roll the damage

an executor player will soon enter the queue

>>536766797
No, dont fap. Play horny and drain me.

>>536766954
Yep

>>536767256
bussy oiled?

>>536767195
<3
>>536767349
So you’re saying you want me following you panting like a dog desperate to be railed and accidentally going down multiple times because I was thinking about us kissing and me being tied up by your grappling hook?

queuing up now
this is a STRAIGHT guys only run

Really getting the hang of dodging the explosion

>>536767531
NO. im finsihing this wedge of cheesde. and then ill get on

queuing up now
this is a HOMOSEXUAL only run

not queuing up
this isnt a run

ezgame, remembrance recluse you're pretty

>>536767817
im too scared to do this so i always dodge it from a distance

>>536767742
>>536767828
I'm bisexual which do I join

>>536767994
Make your own bisexual run simple

>>536767994
Bisecuals queue for both everdarks

>>536766269
>depthskino will be like this all expedition long
why are we doomposting again?

queuing up to sit on some faces

>>536767826
>>536767256
can you talk like a cat again pls

BIsecuals

>>536768252
>cute rev to sit on my face
If only...

>>536768281
Sounds like a downie trying to say Bicycle

>>536767737
You need to get knotted by Gladius

Could all the slutty Revenant mains please stop taking about kissing everyone here? I'm currently at work, browsing this thread on my phone, and I'm getting slightly hard reading this thread.

>>536768379
Your work boss lets you browse 4chan at work?

1/3 for both EDs holester and libra

I will be blocking anyone who queues for depth 5 without this line. I suggest you do the same.

>>536768682
is the depth system actually coming or is it just a meme

>>536768574
2/3

>>536768379
Same

>>536768747
idk lol

>>536768747
depths mode is JP only

>>536768252
>master1200
Retardbro...

>>536768682
I always buy them from the limmy merchants

>>536768365
God yes.

>>536768379
Good boy. Think about having two of us all to yourself after each nightlord fight.

No news today? What happened?

>>536767737
No I want you pent up so you're always ready to do your job

any japs here? do you think the term jap is offensive?

>>536766597
It's true. A lot of things are like that. It's all a bunch of double talk. White noise to keep anyone from believing what's really going on in the world because it sounds crazy if you try to point it out.

>>536769243
its obviously offensive. are you stupid

>>536769294
I don't see why, it just seems like a faster way to say Japanese

>>536769395
Yeah like "nip" is faster than "nippon." Who started calling them that, I wonder?

>>536769395
you wouldn't say it in front of an actual japanese person lol

>>536769243
>>536769539
jap here we actually prefer "nip"

>>536769539
>>536769594
>>536769626
how is it any different from calling British people Brits

>>536769129
Development ended in favour of the Mario Kart x Elden Ring collaboration.

>>536769782
How did "jap," originate?

Hate ironeyes, always eating the dirt, disgusting creatures

>>536769823
Wife what about bloodborne kart??

>>536768841
I wish our genlord would do more punky, spunky, sporty girlbulge pics

Revenant and Duchess massaging my aching body after carrying them to victory

>>536735246 (OP)
>Master heolstor, can we play?

>>536769930
According to Wikipedia it was not offensive before world war 2 but after Pearl Harbor it began to be used in a deregatory way by Americans to refer to Japanese people. But that makes sense though? Japanese did attack them first after all.

>>536769930
from my mouth right now, after seeing the word "japanese" for the first time ever

>>536770424
Pearl Harbor was an accident

>>536769930
I believe it originated from Nanjing

>>536770225
I could try, any request for character and sport?

>>536770424
Yeah that's why it's still bad now though.

>>536770586
So were Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

>>536770650
I just like alt trannys and hardcore stuff, it doesn't have to be a sport. Miquella or Rev with like, a stratocaster, or on a slateboard, or like anything punky like that. Obviously with a cute gock bugle!

>>536766269
how du you make webms like that?

>>536769782
>white boy argues that he should be able to sling slurs in public with no repercussions
a tale as old as time. kek

>>536767031
>>536767080
Detractors both large and small,
I love you and I hope you do well in whatever you choose to do

>>536771163
NTA but I just want to say you are so cute and sweet and have good taste

>>536770015
i'm so sorry, hope you can res me again (3bar btw)

also gg doggo

>>536771273
gg hotdog I didn't follow you guys into the mines because we had crater already

2/3 for ED gladius

>>536771445
yeah that was kinda stupid, it seems having holy on the initial weapon for the boss hardwires your brain into hitting the mines

>>536771574
I am joining the queue
Guardian main btw

gg dog
>>536771196
shadowplay, 20 sec clips at 1280x720 60fps
webm for lazys

Nobody has been mean to me in the thread yet or posted any rude post game comments so I think I'm S tier

>>536767173
>>536766567
My rando run went bad.
Stupid revanent.
Executor queueing for fulgor. I'll give it a few minutes

>>536771212
I'm just saying that the negative cultural connotation surrounding it is continuously enforced by treating it as a taboo, whereas if the world was treated as acceptable it would lose the "power" to hurt people. It's just a word, the association with hatred is an idea that is self reinforced by society

>spam night and flame sword laser beam against ulcerated cock
>revenant spams placidusax
>revenants phantom fires a laser beam too
>wylder casts waves of gold
it was such a kino run, we won against doggo too

>>536764030
not sure which style is better...

>>536771326
I have the best taste and gock is just cute

>Zullie's SRS went bad
>Is now begging for donos in the comments section
lol, lmao even. What a cringe and tragic fad trooning has been

>>536772035
no, you cant say the n word

>>536772048
>won against dog
Was believable until this

>>536772415
qrd?

>>536772415
What do they need the money for this time? It's not like they can put it back

>>536772035
>the association with hatred is an idea that is self reinforced by society
anon that's by design. bad words like jap and nigger are bad specifically in order to give social power to the people they describe (and white affluent pearl clutchers who claim to represent them).

now can you retards shut up about this and queue up already

>>536772540
then you can't say cracker or mayo monkey

>>536772570
your very existence is not believable

>>536772415
SRS?

>>536770973
Ahh yes, my favorite katana duo when playing executor.

>>536772589
>/dsg/ holds cosplay nightclub events
>it awakens a troon instinct in Zullie
>later on he crowdfunds some surgery
>it goes wrong and now he's in a ton of pain and trapped in a mutilated body
>cant even get sponsors for his gay extra wiki tier vids anymore
>begs in comments section
That's about it

>>536772540
Only over the internet because americans own the internet, in SEA we can say it in real life all the time and no one gets mad its just banter

Who's your favorite ED boss so far?

>>536772781
Sex Reassignment Surgery. Surgical mutilation of a mentally ill pervert.

>>536772415
What's SRS?

depths mode has been scrapped
all deep relic effects have been transferred to hero_buffer's kit

>>536773026
why do people do this? it's immediately a dead end

>>536773026
ah, got it

>>536772847
Always assumed zullie was a guy, didn't realise it was that bad
Didn't he already beg for money to fix his air conditioner or was that just cover for the real reason

Last beg. Executor for fulgor the sarkdrift knight. 2/3. Just need 1 more

>>536773164
Mental illness and/or a fetish

HERO_BUFFER leaked design

>>536772982
Dog for a fair challenge, Bug for mindless dps spam

>>536773209
>Didn't he already beg for money to fix his air conditioner or was that just cover for the real reason
I dont know. Probably lol

gg hotdogs wylder and ironeye, thanks for dropping the blade of calling if only i got it before buying a +2 smithing stone

>>536773026
I'm saddened, but not surprised. A man using a female avatar? Suspicious. And a witch at that.
Don't ge me wrong. Playing as a woman in games is no big deal most of the time. But when you choose the image to represent yourself, and that image is a woman, that's telling

>>536773393
They call him the drink...

>>536773164
They keep getting gassed up by all the progressive woke propaganda and now even the trannyfuckers who want to suck gock don't want him no more. Who the fuck wants to stick it into an infected fleshwound of a ballsack thats trying to heal itself shut and grows hair on the inside?

gg bird and wylder, deathless 3dogs

>Two sarcophagi in the roundtable says "give branches" and the "ways of cutting"
>super rare cord drop lets you into a little cave that also has that bone-white wood/fungus look the Crypt has
>cord mentions the "cutting gifted tribe"
>can get sacrificial twigs there (white branches)

This has to be something.

>>536772760
I am real I am real you can't take that away from me

>>536773621
why would a literal demon from hell complain about summer...

>>536773764
Real. Im a tranny chaser and I dont think I'd fuck someone post srs. I just want to fuck a gock haver.

>>536773621
hey thats not zdrada

>>536774003
Atleast in hell it's a dry heat

>>536772982
3bug because they are cute and cozy and made for casters! I want to hug all the bugs! Then Libra because I think that is the most overwhelmed and helpless I’ve ever felt in this game. I listen to the ed version of his song a lot and I love it so much. Chaotic energy to the max. I screamed and awoooo’d so loud with excitement when I finally won.

>>536773816
>he hasnt unlocked ed heolstor yet
ngmi

>>536773816
they took were a tribe skilled in cutting the erdtree and planting those cuttings elsewhere. marika saw them as too dangerous and as a threat to her power and had them killed. this is very heavily implied.

>>536773631
just look at how erg talks, they are already on that type of trajectory

>>536773812
gg

luv me skelebros

>>536772982
Galdius > Adel > Gnoster

>>536774139
Imagine putting your dick in there

>>536773683
The Drink:

Cute shota catboy nightfarer when?

Gonna be annoyed if the movie takes the easy route and just does OC tarnished and his nakama going on quest to become Elden Lord for the story. There are at least dozen different places you could take a ER movie that would be a million times more interesting.

>>536773319
still up?

Do you use your murk to buy relics?.

>>536775182
She would bite it off since Revenant is a doll and she HATES sex

>>536775690
Yes....

>>536771574
RIP got really bad drops as recluse desu

>>536738148
late since I just woke up but yes
I've actually had Libra not spawn in that exact same spot. Red circle is there but no libra.

dude ffs stack damage negation youre executor you didn't even pick up the full hp negation over what, fucking incantion ?

>>536775690
Literally as soon as I can buy more than 5 relics. There's no other use and how else am I gonna get god rolls? Almost half my best relics are small flat scene gacha

>>536776006
I wasn't even in your game, asshole.

>>536775690
Yeah, after every run I buy 10 and then sell all the useless ones alongside the ones I got from the rewards.

>>536774619
gg man, clean run

>>536774619
Actually nice guardian gameplay

Recluse should have her faith and arcane stat swapped

>>536776006
>negation
>executor
just deflect???

>>536725852
Right? Weird lying faggot behavior from that other freak.

Trying again for ED doggy 1/3

Feel like I played with a cute tourist couple. The revenant one agreed to give me sex

>>536776879
got noklateo shifting earth btw

>>536776884
what were their names?

>>536776632
holy based

where's the news

>>536776632
I wish my exec teammates could do that, unfortunately they just mistime it and 3 bar.

gg hotdog exec & raider
ty exec carry

i want to do triple executor or triple guardian. queue up.

>>536777049
>>536777254
Holy thiccness, fuckin saved. Love the spike collar on him.

>>536777331
gg I jobbed hard after the 2nd phase, thank god exec had a grace

>>536777034
Mush and Yys

>>536777340
Please say this tummy belongs to a gock haver

i tested freeze pots, they dont do continous ticks of damage like poison pots so they are useless for reviving
havent tested volcano pots yet

>finaly get triple rings of light on my triple fundamentalist relic set up vs dog
wew, thats a free win

mandatory ost for tripple exec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iz2sfBKVwI

>>536777509
Anon those are female hips you can’t get those as a gock haver

>revvys don’t drop holy seals for recluses
Absolute slut behaviour, I shall be spamming rakards epilepsy from here on out

>>536774619
the treespear scaling with DEX pisses me off so much, I have never seen a DEX character pick it up because they assume it's a STR weapon/don't want to use a slow weapon. there isn't a single STR dagger or katana, why would there be a DEX great lance? just make them all scale with STR ffs

ggs on regular fulghor rev and executor
>>536774036
indeed! we like to spice things up around here

>>536777728
you don't understand, I need frisbee, radagon rings of light AND triple discus at the same time. i just don't have any to spare.

>>536777615
I've seen even wider hips on gock havers before.

>>536777549
Sounds absolutely blessed. I have a triple fundamentalist build too and I just got my third one with vigor+3. I want to use it but I never get holy spells when I equip it lol

>>536777728
i'm taking your staves too

gg revenant ironeye and executor.
I was scared to take on the deathrite burd. We got very lucky I didn't fuck it up.
Revenant has to explain their decisions however. Running to the other side of the map in the rain for a rise? was it really worth it? And then you stall near the dealer dude while we fight the deathrite bird. What the heck?

>>536775678
Just got done. I didn't get the all executor team I wanted. But we beat fulgor. So I'm going back to randos now

>>536777736
Wasn't meteoric katana STR based in ER?

>>536777728
+3 seals relic

>>536777920
no you havent, you don't know what hips are and think obese thighs are hips

>>536777529
volcano pots are worthless, they're practically only good at stopping the bar from going back up

>>536778160
There's tons of them on X

>>536777850
>>536778016
gg exec and wylder
I had a twiggy cracked tear, so i wouldn't lose my runes when i died
And I wasn't stalling I was fighting Libra

>>536770973
The bomb so nice they dropped it twice

>>536778037
In base ER it was STR=INT>DEX
In NR it's DEX>INT>STR

>>536778225
post one please

>>536777850
>>536778016
This is most definitely shiftyduck isn't it

>>536778237
oh ok, fair deal since you got the twig.
I didn't know you can fight libra on the field. The thought never occured to me. Is he difficult while out on the field? What's his attacks like?

>>536778225
The trans girls on x are insane. I can’t even come close to competing with that.

my carry service will be available soon, i take payments in cash or starlight shards

>>536778450
Its just an easier stage one libra, same moves as the boss
You get a talisman loot orb and like 30k runes from him but I mostly do it cause I like fighting libra
>>536778369
Absolutely not, I would never

>>536778363
I dont need another 3 day.
>>536778567
Congrats on finding a basic female experience of comparing yourself to social meadia 1%ers and feeling bad about it. Now get over it and post gock anyways.

>>536773393
>>536773683
>>536775270
Not funny anymore kys

>>536778225
hope u realize online whore spaces are full of girls putting literal dildos in their panties to trick retarded fags like you

>>536778756
Yeah those ones are fucking obvious. Everyone knows that. I'm talking about actual nudes.

>>536777926
>a single gaolsop passive would usually give a bigger buff than 2 of these relics
>while applying to everything and not just specific incants
grim

>>536778016
>I didn't get the all executor team I wanted
ahh my bad, I wouldn't have gone wylder if I knew this. we can try again in like an hour if you'd like

>>536777507
Lie, he's asleep

>>536778185
so poison pots are the only usable one, alright then

>>536687203
Because all trooners and their adjacents are themselves chud chasers

>>536778705
just post twitter link or catbox dummy

>>536779031
The real reason is many trannys hate themselves and dont trust people who dont also hate them. That's why the entire concept of a "chaser" even exists, they convince themselves that anyone who likes them isnt trustworthy and must be bad.

yeah no wonder I do like zero damage when I pick these up as guardian, one scales with DEX and the other with ARC

FUCK YOU FROMSOFT YOU STUPID FUCKS

>>536779539
>The power of this weapon scales greatly with dexterity
>and its attack power scales with one's arcane attribute
Can Guardian mains even read?

Why does erg keep ragequiting?

>>536779906
literally never seen any of these names before

>>536779906
Whomst? never seen any of you

>>536779906
>he lost
You know why.

I did over 20 runs and I still can't kill the dog

>>536780124
queue with /erg/. I win like 90% of my dog matches with /erg/.

>>536779906
nigga these are randoms wtf
>>536780124
skill issue

>>536779498
Chaser is used by other people to say that someone is going after someone trans, not from trannies themselves, that makes no sense. Also, trannies are self absorbed and adding everyone secretly wants them, nothing of what you just said is even remotely true.

>>536780175
I'd rather lose every match with random than queue with literal trannies to be honest.

>Miyazaki approves of the script
It's going to be kino

>>536780293
what makes you think the randoms you play with aren't trannies?

>>536780479
Statistics, 80% or /erg/ are trannies but less than 1% of the global population identifies themselves as trannies.

>>536778856
photoshop and angles, if you think men can have girl hips you are actually way too far gone nigger. Real life isn't cartoons

>>536780378
Can't wait for African Godfrey to give trans Marika his BBC

>>536780753
NTA but
>Real life isn't cartoons
Source?

>>536780706
if you believe 80% of erg are trannies then why do you continue to post here?

>>536781159
What kind of stupid question is that, because the other 20% aren't and trannies like you don't belong here anyways.

>>536768458
… Yes? Do you live in some third world shithole or something? If you’re on your phone you can just say it’s for work related business

>>536781017
Ehen I was little my mom used to abuse me by running ahead on walks and making me run after her, and running into a tunnel, but then when I tried to run into the tunnel it turns out it was just a painting of a tunnel on the side of a cliff and Ibwould run into it and knock my teeth out like piano keys
Real life is cartoons

>>536778901
>The best attack buff in the game is the best attack buff in the game
True. That said 3x fundamelty buffs give 40% damage buff which is really cute and fun and neat so let me have it okay? Let me have the dream of 3 discs doing 40% more damage. Let me be the real Night Idol.
>>536779031
A little bit of spice is nice and getting someone who hates you to like you is one of the best feelings. He may even have a melty after because I turned him gay and I get strangled to death. The perfect end.
>“You’ll never be able to undo what I did with my dick sucking lips, so yeah you’re gay”
>gets killed

>>536781382
Based mom

>>536776879
GG sorry for dying so much against doggo.

Still really good match.

I forgot how nice the powerstance spear moveset is
ggs execunts

>>536781574
I can still hear the little birds tweeting around my head in circles...

>>536781805
>6 dogs
Was this a furry convention?

>>536781805
Damn didn't know Fromsoft censored my name kek.

It's falkhorn dunno why they censor HO

>>536781272
but that means you willingly interact with a community that is mostly trannies, regardless of the small percentage of who's not a tranny
it doesn't make alot of sense for someone like you right? it's like if you had a tumblr account and posted on it daily, hoping one day you'll come across a fellow redpilled based chad

>>536781979
because women be ho's and u can't be sayin' that in these times

>>536781979
I assume because it's a shortened version of hoe.

>>536781979
its probably just ho, so HO or Ho should work
the censor list is pretty retarded

>>536769243
>>536769294
>>536769539
>>536769930
>>536771212
>>536772035
>>536772540
Your bait is bad and you need to pic related

>>536780207
You need to hang out with trannies more.
>>536780753
>angles cope
lmao

>>536773374
>>536773764
Both are true.
>>536776571
Sex.
>>536777509
Kill yourself.

>>536782103
Nah because 4chan doesn't belong to trannies like you, you are not tolerated you are just here because trannies are invasive and 4chan is literally dying so the best course of action is ignoring trannies like you or calling them out.

Wait hold on Gransax actually goes insanely well with dawn Executor. kind of makes him look like a winged hussar

>>536782443
No thanks

>>536769594
Actual japanese people use Jap as a shorthand for Japanese all the fucking time. It's like saying Eng for English

>>536780378
It’s going to be ass it’s not like Miyazaki can say anything else without throwing a bunch of stuff out of whack it’s out of his hands

>>536782653
Eng is offensive too

>>536782443
>>angles cope
When will you fags learn that between cherrypicked angles, makeup, photoshop and other filters that even the most obvious male can start looking sort of like an ugly woman?
There is a reason all that tranny shit is so deeply related with discord pedos, puberty makes it so men become unmistakably male down to the bones

>>536778901
>>536777926
>>a single gaolsop passive would usually give a bigger buff than 2 of these relics
these are mine

>>536745702
>>536745781
>>536746184
>>536747230
Who won here????

>>536780378
>the script predates thr film project officially coming to Miyazaki and Fromsoft

Oh fuck. Cringe as fuck "adaptation" of the main game incoming. Fucking cuhRINGE

>>536783221
bumobros

>>536783140
i know what you are

>>536779906
>recluse locked in
>lock in rev
>ironeye wants everyone to stick together
>ignore and run to cathedrals to pop seals
>ironeye leaves
>get discs of light
>drop legendary staff for recluse
>delete night lord

>all bukukukuku needed was his base sword and no level
In absolute awe

>>536782964
Thays photoshop, not angles. Having a good side isn't a trick. That's cope.

>>536783492
a lucky guy?

Just got back into the game after a two year break and I can't seem to get any MP action.
I see absolutely no summon signs, apart from the npc ones and it also takes forever for anyone to try and summon me, and when they do, I only get an error message telling me that the summoning failed.
What gives?

>>536783683
> Having a good side isn't a trick. That's cope.
idk you zoomers are mentally ill. Try going to the store sometime and present only your good side to everyone you come by. Real life is different from social media photos and you're retarded to pretend those are reality

>>536783653
who

>>536783826
The Executor.

>>536736196
Facts. Flex on these brown brokies big bro!

>>536783814
No one thinks that. Cope more.

>>536782492
no anon, not everyone you disagree with is a tranny
i think you're too far gone, honestly. enjoy losing the next 20 matches of ED gladius again

>>536783653
how many times did he go down

>>536782964
This. You faggot femboys/traps/trannies are running on a clock, past 30 no one wants your chopped ass. Even if you think you're young and cute now and enjoy being treated like a sexpet for the next couple years, there is a reason why your kind either grows out of it or becomes a 41%er