Thread 536793595

Mommy Loves You Edition

>Free Login Campaign event (Aug 21 to Sep 23)
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Last Time: >>536783064

catboy supremacy

Well done <3

my femezen...

lalafell

Me femra hopes you all are having a wonderful day~

my miera is a proud Gaylor and is inconsolable rn

>Biohole hides the fact she's a girl from you and tries to be your friend
This is rape. I did not consent to being friends with a girl. I thought you were a dude, you abused my trust.

>>536763180
Working on this femra, and maybe one other!?

Any old femras around

Post femezen feet in flip flops

My male midlander? Femlala owned

Moonie smell...

>>536793729
omg Poyo had to become her own mascot character for her franchise... what do you call this character for the branding...?

https://files.catbox.moe/ahhesw.jpg
I'm watching lopbeasts in ul'dah so you don't have to

i love cockkkkkkkkk :333333

>>536793891
Is 27 old?

Cat stares

>>536793784
This cat wishes you well right back

>>536793953
Very

>>536793930
>all female
I'm nooticing

Can you guys take kyoppi back? He is causing a lot of guild drama in just one day

>alt tracking is dead
Yes....my reign of terrorizing people with alts will soon commence once again....

Post Lalafell.
Now.
Chop chop.
Do it quick.

>>536793881
I do this constantly, it gets tricky when you get into harder content and need to use voice comms though

>>536793624
may i rape

My sunnie likes to sit on laps and go "meow meow meow meow" and purr

Tantalplant
This crop is doing well.
This crop is doing well.
Old World Fig
This crop is doing well.
This crop is doing well.
Old World Fig
This crop is doing well.

How come SO many players know where to go for mechanics BEFORE there's a tell for the safe spot? I'm seeing it more and more literally everywhere, even CE's in OC, but I just had the most obvious one in Jeuno
>First boss circle mechanic
>2/3rds of the party already outside the second circle before the boss has even counted one
>Next one
>Same players already waiting outside the third circle before boss has even counted one
??????
Is XIV bossmod this popular?

>>536793882
you will get death threats from domanra in the near future

>>536794052
ok if you insist

>>536793881
This, I dont want to talk to a female and risk all the baggage that comes with it.

>>536793930
Wow look at all those kittens and lalafell.

>>536793910
make sure to buy your lyrical little lady laemewn plushies and dolls and various other merchandise at a store near you

>>536793891
I'm a certified hag, what's up?

Me femra enjoying coke
While I enjoy water because I don't have coke right now

>>536794024
following standard hot potato rules, we will just toss him back to you

>>536793891
>turning 26 in a few months
time comes for us all

>>536794152
>it’s another “braindead retard thinks people not as dumb as he is are cheating” episode
my favorite

>>536794152
>over a month late to content
>"wow how are all these people who have been doing content for a month aware of the same static attack pattern it always does?"
Impressively low IQ post

>>536794052
I can't anymore...

femlala supremacy

>>536793891
My femra only just turned 24 back in june

i was promised a 40 bmi hubba bubba caked up cowra thudbeast

>>536793891
37 year old hag femra reportin

>>536794267
Why do you have less gil then me.

>>536794284
>>536794305
Those ground stomps are not a static rotation though

>>536794182
cute, I love her little beans too that's a cute touch... are the pawpads heart shaped?!

>>536793891
What are we defining as old?

>>536794152
while i agree with the other anons, bossmod IS getting surprisingly more usage than I thought it would

WHAT RACE DO YOU PLAY
only vote in one of these
https://poal.me/vzfpnq (males)
https://poal.me/shi7p1 (female)
WHAT RACES MAKE THE WORST POSTS
vote in both of these
https://poal.me/ex12nc (males)
https://poal.me/nwfmcq (females)

sync with my femlala on lop

>>536794336
u ever had lala bbc

>>536794267
OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD people

>>536794439
ok what's your code?

this is my femezen's reaction when a pale skinned character talks to her

>>536794494
erm

>>536793891
Does anyone want a 33 year old fiddie....

>>536794152
It's called raid memory, the boss is going to count two or three times and if they only count once you can then move back in
but more likely than not you're getting a two or three count

>>536794494
Can I buy her some clothes?

>>536793930
Why is the one in the background glowing?

>>536794152
his first few hand attacks are the same every single pull

>>536794336
cover up your forehead slut

>>536794494
anon, I don't know about the new jannies but the old ones didn't like visible areola OR bush..

I love all catgirls!!

>>536794540
HEY

Post femlala gropebait

>>536794171
smooch

>>536794406
thats... gold saucer points

>>536793891
Guess I’m old now.

>>536794592
shhhh you're ruining the narrative.

>>536794152
You're correct, and cheaters don't like it when you point out how obvious and blatant they are when cheating
Personally don't care cause it makes my roulettes go faster

>>536794641
HI!

>>536794581
I think those are supposed to be stink clouds

>>536793891
I am
a 30 year old
male midlander

2 months away from 31...

>>536794171
I know you'll laugh at me for saying something so gay but I really want to be your Family Guy Peter Griffin

>>536794308
Meet up with my fulalaaaa...................

I saw a post somewhere that said obsessive needyness is a trait exclusive to foids, trannies and faggy bottoms.

And that if you were one of those, you'd never find a man who'd be as obsessed with you as you are with him. You're destined to always be blueballed and left out in the cold. Your affections will never be returned in a way that satisfies you. Call it mentally ill or whatever, cope about personal growth or independance, the simple fact is you'll live and die with that pain in your heart...

i am a
male moonie

>>536794152
the boss very rarely does 1 circle, it's usually 2 or 3
and when it does do a 3, it's usually a 2 next. it's only ever 1 circle when it's late into the fight and there's the triangular exas going off

Why does hair have this disgusting blue shit on it now man

Is 29 considered old yet

>>536794713
Dayum unc

>>536793891
28yo GAMra reporting in, is it over

>>536793891
My lalaboy is 32 and doesn't expect to make it to 50

>>536794126
you may if you catch me in-game some time

>>536794251
>>536794208
this is stupid he isn't even good and just has a huge fucking ego
>griefs parties, your fault
>is a piece of shit and you hate him, your fault
>"im doing it ironically", obnoxious pedocoded shit
Literally who can stand this piece of shit scumfuck of a human that isnt also just as bad?

>>536794784
pretty sure thats just old sharlayan lighting

i am 22 dont groom me

>>536794152
there is not that as variety in boss attacks as you might think
especially in dawntrail, if the boss is hitting one big chunk of the arena, it's a safe bet that area is now safe and all previous safe zones will be hit next

>>536794024
Genuinely you should be leaving whatever guild was willing to accept him and blacklisting them
Don't do activities with any members of that guild, don't talk to any members of that guild, if they are willing to leave that guild and join another guild then start associating with them again but if they stay in the guild that has him and defend him you need to make them persona non grata.
If the majority of people in your thread do this he'll melt down, probably ruin your threads for a few weeks, and then you'll be free of him.
Again, peer pressure. Do not allow anyone to get away with talking to him or even being in the same guild as him. He is indefensible.

>>536794152
>bossmod

idk about others but im kind of a badass and don't need combat mods

Would Quentin play xiv with the same sober vigor?

>>536794639
Especially mine right?

my femroe will now log in and do roulettes + weeklies

>>536794494
need me a femezen who never shaves

>>536794336
i knew it. nobody likes me femra. guess i'll go FUCK myself

>>536794853
smooch

>>536793882
that's cute, I'm sure they'll be happy

>>536792918
My only thought is cock schizoing my femlala's womb

>>536794267
>>536794687
>>536794713
>>536794793
Calm down, I am still older'n you lot, so none of you are the oldest poster itt.

>>536794916
holy fucking blast from the past

>>536794052
thats me do you need something

>>536794853
I keep de ranking....this femlala will never accept my proposal now.

>>536794862
>there is not that much variety in boss attacks
>there is not as much variety in boss attacks ...
brain could not decide

>>536794602
A WHOLE GALLON?

>>536794006
*staring sounds*

>>536794997
No wonder you are miserable.

>>536794916
God I miss those days
His midlander was so funny

>>536795024
smooch

>>536794916
tfw im a stoner and also quentin i play moonie btw

>>536794267
my wife... do you still play league

>>536794213
wife

oh brother it's gonna be one of those threads huh

alpha, light?

>>536794843
He has always been like this, yeah
It's why I don't understand why ANYONE here tolerates him either but I guess trannies really have zero standards and as long as you take HRT you're one of the rejects just like them

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

>>536795149
it always is

>>536794917
Especially yours!

>>536794687
i'll never forget the granny hands..

>>536794138
need sunnie like this in me femras lap

>>536795191
just dodge

>>536795191
How do you get that far just to fuck up that bad

>>536795024
cute lala

>>536793891
i'm 25 yo

>>536795164
The one antipedo menhera tranny really hated him so I dont know if that checks

H-how do I get to the quest.... I'm walking in circles and I checked every door...

>>536793891
i'm an ancient gamer

>>536795191
nerves got to you to fuck up this badly, huh?

>>536795431
hello wife

>>536795191
I have no right to laugh at you

>>536795418
second floor

>>536795418
Go downstairs

>>536795418
Sis... there's 2 floors.

>>536795431
…how old

>>536795024
NTA but yes i need you to continue being cute /pet

>>536793891
my femra is only 27, that's pretty young right?

>>536795151
lich, light!

>>536793891
My femra is 19+13 years old.

Can we make some predictions for the next Cosmic Exploration planet? Are they going to change it up at all from the moon or is it going to be completely 100% recycled you think?

I am hoping they add some expert crafting missions similar to the ishgard restoration ones where you can't 100% the craft with a macro.

What's the best way to do facial expressions in gpose? I'm using the build in emote ones at the minute and while they're fine, I'd like to be more expressive with them since the in game ones are pretty limited..
Is there a trick to doing it because every time I try adjust the mouth it looks like I'm creating something out of a horror film and the eyes are even worse this is pretty much just a very very very slightly edited default one which is why it doesn't look that awful

>someone in thread swears up and down they hate F+
>seen in-game with several F+ alone in housing in parties
Hmm... it's almost as if...

>>536795431
may I plap?...

>>536795138
rarely
>>536794448
its only fair. i said the same thing to 25+'s when i was 22 and new here.
>>536795005
HAH OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLD

>>536795191
As much as i would love to laugh at your misfortune i got my own hardcore grind going and i dont want bad luck to reign down upon me.

>>536795486
oof...

>>536794847
It's hair reflecting way too much of the environmental lighting
This shit sucks

>>536794152
Nah, what you want to look for is people dodging mechanics by a single pixel. Like there's no telegraph on the ground until it's too late and yet they moved just enough to dodge the attack by a single pixel. It becomes even more obvious when you see 3 people do it at the same time stacked on top of each other lol

>>536795573
hey---
>spoiler
nvm

Once again asking if anyone would like to run our dailies together on Aether. Otherwise, your name is going in the Book of Grudges. No pressure.

>>536795486
I don't even understand how this happens

>>536795494
>>536795503
>>536795531
Ah, duur. Ty lol!!

>>536795381
>>536795482
>>536795632
>>536795486
Fehehe...

>>536795024
I just found the image cute, the stare and eyes look cutely retarded.

You know what I miss? Pre-DT player models.

Permission to catbox my fiddie

>>536795431
youre a gay baby and also short

>>536795685
Sorry anon, but I like hagra.

>>536794917
this moonie smells like feet

>>536795602
Keep messing with them until it doesn’t look like an eldritch horror

>>536795602
Am also interested in this since I'm new to modding and gposing.
/snuggle

someone shitposted me while i wasn't looking, a classic

>>536795205
ehehe :3 *toots*

My middie WILL become the sexpest king!

I'm a young buck!

>>536795573
>32
>acts the way he does
I'm starting to feel sorry for /xivg/gers...

>>536795486
>I can salvage this without resources I must save them for later floo- ACK!

>>536793891
mine is 23

You know what I miss? Pre-DT Remus Anima.

>>536795406
of all chars posted, why do i find this cute, the hell is wrong with me.

>>536795710
Cheeky fucker with the raising and extra POMs

you'll pay for tricking us. Enjoy your 188 Garm train in a half-sized room!

>>536793543
ventpost incoming
haven't done any so far, I had finally set everything up after months and months, and some STUPID fuck lala decided to hide in my apartment and ruin it
(plugins were down so no doorbell)
2 messages into my NTR roleplay and this weird fuck says "oops I don't think I'm supposed to be here" and comes out standing in my apartment naked???, making the guy I was roleplaying with leave, and then the weird lala is like "maybe in the future I can have a turn cucking your bf, I want a turn too, I have two cocks too"
like GROSS dude
I asked what the fuck he was even doing in my apartment and he said he was just visiting random houses, no fucking idea why he was in my walls and naked if he's just going to out himself when I start roleplaying, unless he was surprised by the NTR? I guess he just wanted to watch a normal RP?

I hate ERP lalas so much

and then after that and I ventposted about it here, and someone immediately approached me on an obvious sprout alt, when I don't like plapping people from /xivg/, but I guess I'll give this guy a chance, I can do a short RP and blow him outside the city, and he ruins it by going
>how is your boyfriend going to find us out here
like, what the fuck
first off, if we're actually roleplaying this scenario, I wouldn't want to get caught by my "boyfriend" anyway, so we're supposed to be sneaking around
secondly, the NTR in front of my boyfriend thing is something I only post about here, outing yourself as a xivgger

I hate plapping xivggers

/vent

>do Unreal
>feel sad because even one of SB's weakest trials is still more fun than majority of trials after

>>536793729
What matter of creatura is this

>>536795768
Approved, Makoto Shijou@Balmung

>>536794152
>>536795673
also to add to this, that "Noise Complaint" critical engagement really fucked with players' muscle memory. They see the yak charge and aoe and they're so used to it being a melee downtime mechanic that they think they're safe as a range dps but the aoe is EXACTLY at max range for casters and phys range so more often than not they get clipped by the edge too so that CE always drops plenty of bodies lol

>>536793891
31 isn't that bad.... r-right ;_;

>>536795710
my fat wife is so good at the game

>>536795768
GRANTED
You can also send it to my 'cord

>>536795602
learning to move the bones was pretty trial and error for me. one helpful tip is to remember a lot of the expression is done using the eyes; even something as simple as fucking with the eyelids can completely transform an expression.

>>536795861
I am not my character anon...

>>536795741
they're fun to take yeah
>>536795562
>>536795402
>>536795132
/pet

>>536795906
>maybe in the future I can have a turn cucking your bf, I want a turn too, I have two cocks too

>>536795918
ShB Unreals are gonna be so good there is not one bad EX trial in that expansion

>>536795846
you might care too much about the thread

>>536795768
Permission…………..granted

>>536795906
This is crazy
Kill yourself please

>>536793891
My deadra is 31

>>536795785
Well I'm a feet type moonies

>>536795602
The way I go about it is moving the Corner Lips first, then the Outer lips second. Albeit that Hroth's face and/or lip structure is different, more often than not this trick can apply easily with every other race.
It just depends on the kinda of expression you want, but keep playing with them and find what suits you best. If it helps moving the Corner Bottom Lip above the Corner Upper Lip usually gives you a smile, so try it

>>536795704
I got nervous looking at the timer and fucked up
I still made it eventually

>>536795710
nice job
good luck, don't get raped by a 5 garm train

>>536795869
true, I think I had rages in the bag on both of those deaths

>>536793953
hi grandma

i know this guy who plays a femra that happens to be an aroused young stallion

>>536794956
/pet /pet
>>536794967
You have such a flattering way with words with your free use stock images.
>>536795064
I'm happy you've made it your goal to shoot for Crystal, but don't be afraid of taking a break if you think it's more trouble than it's worth for the meantime. I'd hate for you to burn yourself out and Ranked can start to feel like a steep hill if you let a few unsuccessful days get to you, take it from me.

>>536794720
>hey lois rememba the time i was in final fantasy 14

Pagos relic grind gonna take a while phew... Especially with Eureka being this slow now. Bleh...
>>536794152
I personally haven't done this particular one yet but I find there are a lot of very static patterns in this game and with a bit of practice you might be able to start accurately predicting mechanics.
>>536795149
Yeah... It is.
>>536795486
Wow this is very very painful to me, I actually kind of felt that, ouch... I hope you get it next time!!

test

>>536796174
equipping my loudener for this one

thinking about putting together a discord groupchat so a bunch of nonnies can watch me cover my thighs in cum

>>536795906
what having no father figure does to a nigga

12:40 CC ET Crystal
>>536796169
Did you reach Omega rank yet?

>>536795482
hello
>>536795546
I can't tell you, but forget about me. It's over for me. I'll be returning to dust momentarily.
>>536795627
i don't think so buddy...
>>536795771
so how long have u hated me

>>536793891
yea yea, 35 year old hagra here...

>>536796186
>says he's gonna avatarfag less
>has posted 20+ times avatarfagging
>ignores anyone post pointing this out but mass replies to the "totally organic" positive posts

>>536796237
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEE LET ME IN

>>536795901
I actually survived the trounce with 200 hp and had to second wind and pot while running in circles for a minute, then just sent it before my poms ran out... I'm boned on 181+ though probably..

It whispers "Nevermore" in my ear....

>>536793891
I'm 24. To some I'm young, to others I'm old. It really depends on who is asking I guess...

>>536795938
>>536796005
>>536796119
https://files.catbox.moe/bz24yc.jpg

>>536796301
resume? credentials?

>>536795906
I can't tell if this is satire which by extent makes it good satire

>>536796220
More blowjob poses.

>>536796327
why do you write like a skyrim npc

>>536794052
My packing is done for now, time to relax.

>>536796331
Good job, Makoto Shijou@Balmung

>>536796169
It's alright I honestly enjoy CC and I enjoy you so it's good goal for me to keep trying. I know when to que down and recharge. CC is coinflip and no one can change my mind on that. I'll see you at our ceremony (hopefully)

>>536796237
PLEASE

>>536796269
I thankfully did a few days back. I think Judas and Strolling still have the lead on me in terms of total Crystal Credit though, I'm hoping to see if I can't earn a few more wins sometime soon.

when should I consider changing or upgrading submarine parts bros

>>536796169
the double blink gets me every time bros

>>536796096
You THINK you want to redo Titania, Hades, and Ruby, but you REALLY don't.

>>536796415
What do you mean, brah

>>536796331
Requesting your fiddie with the mify ponytail over the shoulder hairstyle, fat tits, and a sun dress.

>>536796369
Bro, I'm here to watch you cum. Be grateful anyone cares at all.

I haven't been on in a bit, heard about mare dying. Are the usual suspects already gone, or did they find an altmare?

>>536796331
I think you're onto something but vanilla underwear? Ugh!

>>536795883
idk anon

jerkin it to moonies

>>536796327
You are an annoying tranny that never talks about or plays the game.

>>536794152
>Jeuno
>First boss circle mechanic
>2/3rds of the party already outside the second circle before the boss has even counted one
Holy fuck you're dumb, not only
>her first charge is usually a 2 so if you've done it enough you can preposition
>the way the fight starts with her in the center and the charged aoe being on one of the corners it always makes everyone look like they're outside 2
>being at 2 makes sense even if you're doing the fight blind since its the center point to 1 and 3 so you can move where you have to asap
Not everything is cheating.

>>536793891
No

>>536796474
>hades unreal
O no...

>>536795906
It feels good being your one exception to the rule

>>536796186
what a nice buttslut

>>536796320
smooching those ears

>>536796458
My omega coded wife...

>>536795792
Every time I seem to touch it, it just explodes even worse... I just create a Picasso style eldritch beast...
>>536795797
I'm sure you do great! If this is who I think it is based on the spoiler then I really like your poses!
>>536796006
Yeah, I am trying to keep it more simple, just simple movements with the eyes and mouth and very minor movements elsewhere.. But it just seems to not work well.. But I will keep at it until it all clicks for me! Thank you :)
>>536796127
Ok yeah that's kind of similar to what I'm doing already! I think i'm just overdoing it then maybe, going a bit too far, seems like it might just need tiny adjustments to make a big difference, otherwise it just ends up looking like uncanny valley stuff and creeps me out! Will keep that in mind thank you very much!!

>>536796118
yeah man I know

>>536794784
Are you standing next to an aetheryte like a dumbass?

>>536796331
What the heck she’s FLAT as a board!

me when I see an xivgger

https://files.catbox.moe/c6g1ly.webm

I will never add anymore of you fucks on my friendlist. 2 is enough.

>>536796510
pedo gooners use "lopsync" now
see >>536793930

>>536796584
>>536796186
Time for Lientri to samefag himself with 10+ replies of "wife" "nice catgirl" "i love this moonie" etc

>>536796547
{Painflare}

>>536796220
Wanna see this booba-fell STUFFED.

>>536796169
marry my femlala not them hodddrrrriiiicccccck

>>536796626
No the closest aetheryte was behind the character and downhill to the left of the camera
That's just what it looks like when the environment has a body of water and you aren't using white or the darkest hair color

>>536796647
https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y

>>536796510
there will be mare forks out before long, there's several already out

>>536796647
me when i see a xivgger

files.catbox.moe/y9ieai.mp4

>>536796535
Even mine?

>>536796491
Request denied!

>>536796519
>>536796642
>Ruins you're day

>>536793891
Is 31 old hag territory or am I still young and pure and forever free

>>536795602
Focus on eyes and eyebrows if you want to make something very expressive, think about how cartoon characters always go O_O instead of °O° when they wanna look very shocked and so on

Visit a friend on Balmung and noticed their is absolutely nothing going on in PF it's barely more active than Dynamis. What do you do on Crystal? Stand around and shout in Ul'dah?

I've given up on ever confessing to Hodrick, I would just get rejected anyways

is there a list of the shells?

>>536796547
brutal

>>536796412
Maybe...

>>536796186
wife
nice catgirl
i love this moonie
etc
but unironically

>>536796774
This is so fucking kino

>>536796840
>Visit a friend on Balmung
Sure you are.

>>536796576
bro you just revoked your pass

>>536796864
a couple yeah

A harsh reminder to myself on why I should only do Seal Rock for the daily and avoid this mode

>>536796784
Why does this looks straight and gay at the same time? What the fuck is the dude wearing

I want someone to cuck me in-game, ERP with my eb and mindbreak her so hard she wants to meet up irl so you can cuck me outside of the game too
I wish I wasn't like this

>>536796835
>O_O instead of °O°
that makes a lot of sense actually! thank you very much!!!

>>536796835
27+ is hag territory.
49+ is GILF territory.

>>536796879
PLEASE.
Who must I ask for more!

>>536796873
>>536796741
I deserved it, I played like shit and cleared the next attempt with 15 minutes to spare after cleaning up my act.

>>536796970
bisexual kings stay winning

>>536796420
>smug wife coded femlala
do you have any friends who aren't EB'd haha.....

>>536796835
You're a man.

>>536796784
I should invest in one of these so I can imagine plowing my EB.

>>536796186
I don't like you but I'm going to say wife, nice catgirl, I love this moonie, etc

You, watch me dance
https://streamable.com/qixgkt
https://streamable.com/7xkflc
https://streamable.com/t77c2w
https://streamable.com/u9ajsx

>>536796835
I am crazy about you and think about you quite a bit. K GONNA KILL MYSELF.

boob morning anons

>>536796976
I'll give you a choice
You can ask for help, cut out the porn, heal from your pornsickness
Or I can fuck your EB while you watch

>>536796186
built for backshots

need a tranny estrogen goo tribute for my cock

>>536795906
This isn't what I expected when asking this but thank you for making me choke on my drink reading this, i'm in tears

>>536797145
He is not real dude.

>>536797182
boob morning ma'm

>>536796186
built for sunnie+

>>536796784
why that nigga got the door open that shit crazy

>>536796840
>What do you do on Crystal? Stand around and shout in Ul'dah?
yeah you go there to hang out with the classic 'bins at the 'ench and 'oon with the 'oonies on the 'op 'ync

>>536796835
That depends, do you feel your bones creaking or your back aching?

>>536797137
i love this cat bros

>>536797124
dress it up like your favorite ebins and post plap videos for the thread

4:35 CC ET Crystal
Good hustle.

>>536796586
Anon, that is hot as fuck. Highly approve.

Anyways, back to Bozja so I can get more poetics before I hit lvl 60.

im a lalafell
wash my belly

>>536796186
This moonie is property of my malezen BWC

>>536797084
Probably, but ya gotta do >content

>>536796840
The only thing to do on Balmung for the last three years has been stand around "friends" with either your mods displayed on them, or using some kind of mod sync to see their own mods, and death grip your dick.

>>536797286
bros never heard about living alone he cant even comprehend it

>>536797137
i really like the first one

Does it make you feel nice when someone acknowledges you and says soft words?

I thought there was gonna be a 24 man meetup

>>536797218
you're welcome
I hope my ventposts are at least a little entertaining for some people
/easternbow

>>536796840
>whatchu finna do on Crystal
smoke weed, bait on the bench, cause problems

>>536797324
Love you too!

>>536796784
....where can I buy one of those toys? they look fun

Has the Danganronpa faggot ever talked about FFXIV?

>>536797286
Not every nigga still lives with their mom

>>536797023
All the best ones were done by Otis

>>536796835
my 41 year old hag wife...

>>536797054
15 mins left on WAR is impressive, this was my final run

>>536797526
im free <3

>>536797480
Post a full body nude
I need to empty these nuts

>>536796840
the steam population has been down 20k players ever since august of last year, obviously steam isn't the full playerbase but you can assume similar numbers on each other platform. nobody is doing anything.

>>536793891
almost 23

>>536796784
Holy fuck me next

>>536796784
giwtwm

>>536796132
is it really easier as war than rdm?
I am practicing the first few sets as rdm solo to get used to dualcasting and kiting. but so far Ive only been able to get to floor 41+.

>>536797519
do you also post as the dancing black cat

>ordered a bunch of junk food on amazon 2 hours ago
>it's already almost at my front door
I fucking living in this era. I can play FFXIV all day long and get snacks delivered straight to me without me doing jack shit other than ordering it.

>>536797137
Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae

>>536796835
Your facial expressions are getting way better!
>>536797023
I was the one who did em.

>>536797565
You can blast through the first 3 floors in the blink of an eye using witching+reso

this could be ur POV if you EB me~

>>536797534
Never once and yet nothing happens. In fact YOU are the one that'll get in trouble. Isn't is funny?

>>536797480
I still like and enjoy your posts, shame you don't plap
/thumbsup

lore consultant btw

bros im starting to think matchka was right

>>536796784
And where abouts do you normally hang out? Just so I can avoid you of course

White hair or black hair (darkest option possible) for my male midlander?

>>536797635
>>536797639
race dc?

>>536797381
Ma'am you have something on your face.
IT WAS PAIN!

>>536797691
yes man everyone saw this coming

>>536795994
Well now I know you're not talking about me

>>536793882
I LOVE it anon! Thank you so much! <3

>>536797425
>>536797545
yeah but even if you finna be livin alone you gotta close the door man it just ain't right

>>536797646
You either do MCH or WAR
MCH has trouble fighting a lot of enemies but time won't be an issue
WAR is constantly fighting against the clock
Pick your poison, but picking a different job for your first clear is griefing yourself

>>536797703
Dark green.

>>536797709
Femra, Balmung

>>536797768
o.o so pretty

>>536797554
>>536797659
>Otis did them
FUCK. If I beat your ass in CC will you make more?

>>536797768
>really hot female character targeted me for 30 whole seconds before TPing away
i got a boner...

ueh.. cloudsails....

someone itt seems pretty upset

>>536797691
lore *MAIN* writer. Not consultant

>>536797726
i can hear it

>>536797667
My WoL is like this except she would actually EB the big dick character and not involve anyone else

>>536797576
you do NOT want me near you, anon

>>536797826
i plap my aliexpress silicon fuckdolls against the glass window no blinds

>>536797890
It's me sorry, im stuck in praetorium

>>536797703
Bubble gum pink

>>536797826
Why? The ghost has to listen and like it or find another house.

>>536797768
sis where can I see more of you

>>536797591
https://litter.catbox.moe/lnd8o72j5ulb1nye.png
>>536797686
I'm just clingy and weird
and I think someone posted yesterday that you avoid a lot of dramaposting that way too

>>536796595
I think the red framing of the Ultima portrait is very pretty, but I've heard the queues for Ultima and Omega players can get a little silly so it's going to be a bit tougher than just "do it again", I imagine.
>>536796860
We can always chat sometime, I should really make an effort to get out and meet more people, but I understand.
>>536796751
what on earth

we need more ponytail hairstyles that suit men. Too many of the ones they've put in look incredibly bizarre or give you massive five-head.

>>536797182
holy moly catbox please

>>536796596
I had the exact same thoughts when I tried to make any changes to lips. The trick I learned was to move half as much as I thought I needed to and then suddenly it looked natural. Every time you move something and it looks weird, undo it and do it again but half as much. I'm still a noob at it myself but that helped me

>>536797649
Yes! someone knows my other character finally!
https://streamable.com/9gax0p

>>536794018
The Miera on the right is modded the fuck up

>>536797381
Fine... I'll raid San d'Oreo if that's what it takes

>>536796985
It's stupid but what helped me a lot was to look at those stock images of people making silly faces and crop out the mouth, you'll be able to make out what kind of expression they're making and build upon that

>>536797117
Never denied it ¦3

>>536797323
No I'm just really tired in general but that's because my sleep schedule sucks

>>536797659
I'M EVEN SAVING THEM NOW!!!

>>536797913
theres nothing you could do to me that i wouldnt beg for <3

I lost my LBoL run to Doremy summoning Aya with 20 apex speedster on a turn that my hand bricked on block cards.

i think the fuck not

>>536798042
fino fanta?

>>536793891
the age of soon to be 29 is in demand

>>536794052
hoi

>>536796784
the slowdown is hilarious

>>536798042
my lap is open babe cmere

>8.0 is midgar
Sink or swim?

>>536797884
god youre so fucking smoochable my femlala wants to smooch you

>>536794052
Sorry I'm late, it's raid time :]

>>536798042
What the fuck does this have to do with Final Fantasy 14? Just because you attach your character doesnt mean it has anything to do with the game, faggot.

7:10 CC ET Crystal

>>536798094
puke

>>536797978
have you tried the "mierabun"?

>>536797117
if you didn't realize his hairy ass highlander is his self insert-
i have a bridge to sell you

>>536797893
>>536797691
Isn't she just the translator? Where are all these other job positions coming from?

guh

>>536795431
stolen valor, shbab

>>536798139
idk i haven't played ff7

>>536798094
yuri sex needed

>>536798139
any live service square game getting an ff7 crossover means end of service soon

WAR is 100! I still need to play around with it and get a better feel for the buttons and where I want them, but I absolutely get why people love the job. DRK has always been my comfort tank but maybe its throne is finally in danger...

>>536797691
yeah she gets to have her personal opinions on her personal account like any normal person

>>536798149
>wedding ring on the pajeet side
oh no no lala bros

>>536798246
> dogbreath

>>536798253
i'm a patch 5.4 veteran we're gonna be in the same retirement home!

I'm almost free...

>>536797480
You guys know tzera would yap less if you did this one simple trick *unzips*

https://litter.catbox.moe/pmm4472bmwa6ssll.mp4

got my plug in :3

>>536798094
Nah don't like this meatbeast Otis go back to the drawing board.

>>536798246
>Didnt get a chance to rape meg while he was subbed
I'll get him next time

>>536798269
this

Reality hurts.

>>536798076
>>536798169
That's the funny part. It has nothing to do with this game.

>>536798120
Show me your hand.

>>536798281
Is it should be Warrior rules!

>>536798271
wtf

>>536798343
good girl, my moonie+ is on the way

>>536797646
it's 2025, RDM sucks compared to the other options
WAR is the easiest to clear with because you don't need to be good at the game and don't get fucked by bad floor debuffs or pom luck nearly as bad as DPS. In turn, you have to constantly be fighting so you can clear on time
MCH does a lot of damage and has a lot of kiting potential, it's the 2nd easiest job to clear with.
For a while, PCT was arguably the easiest because of how broken it was but you can no longer just nuke flood dragons before they can even touch you or do 180 meteor skip.

>>536797662
I used resos and even found a 4th but it still felt super tight, I'm just not good at this game and make it up for being stubborn

>>536798343
TAKE IT OUT

>>536797893
>>536797691
>look mom i posted the twitter again
Her job as lore consultant is just to make sure that the JP and EN version messages match.

>>536793729
Skank ass hoe

>>536794052
Dumb slut alert

>>536794138
Stupid whore

>>536798035
Then I consider you still somewhat young. It's when you feel your age hit your body like a sack of bricks when you should consider yourself old.

>>536798341
damn AI is getting good

>>536794052
Since you asked nicely, sure thing champ.

>>536798269
After dawntrail they might as well just go for broke

>>536798376
. . . babe

>>536798423
only if u promise to replace it <3

>>536798376
>It has nothing to do with this game.
Then crawl back to your tranny discord and talk about it there, as if we give a shit here what you do.

>>536798363
i doted him for you dw

>>536798085
>not even a full year older than me
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE PAST 30

>>536796784
>>536798119
>PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
>(((P L A P))) ... (((P L O P))) ... (((P L A O P))) ... (((P L A U P)))

>>536796647
>taker pov
kino poggers

>>536796647
>>536796774
>>536796909
https://files.catbox.moe/t55g4a.mp4

>>536798563
i do this to femra

>>536797973
>We can always chat sometime
I'd never be good enough for you...

>>536798284
No you don't get to call for "purges" of political opponents and keep your comfy corporate job. Buhbye Kate.

>>536798606
hey...

>>536798590
KEK

>>536798448
Cum-guzzlin sperm-burpin whorebag

>>536797997
Yeah I think that your facial expressions have come a long way and like what you do with them! But I get what you mean, literally the pose I was working on, I moved the lips, thought "this doesn't feel like enough" doubled it, it looked awful and when I pressed undo it was most of the way there to looking somewhat passable but I need to kind of expand that into more than just the corners of mouths
>>536798035
>stock images of people making silly faces
That's a pretty good idea actually! That's kinda what I did with practicing to draw faces so makes sense to apply it here as well. Even though it's in game faces I guess it's the same process! Thanks again :)

>third boss in San'doria
>everyone in my party dies except the tank

>>536798496
SHOW ME YOUR HAND!

>>536798531
I can't tell them about it, they were already watching it happen live from their feeding stations at the goon troughs.

>>536798649
You do if they’re objectively evil. Nazi fuck.

>>536798652
hey ~

Post pictures for me to tribute

>>536798343
And your cage on, of course. You are a good girl, right?

>>536798094
builded for my Hrothgar?

May I post my catgirl?

>>536798535
>I'm older than auntyzen
And here I was poking fun at her...

How do I get the /xivg/ mandate of heaven?

my femra is the malera of femras

>>536798831
Are you a fucking SKANK?

>>536798590
The timing holy shit lmao

>i don't have any pictures of my character's ass
w-what?
how is this possible

>>536798780
my femra is free rn...

>>536798785
i dont have a cage >///<

>>536797768
cheering for you my morbidly obese wife

>>536796420
omgomgomg its Koko I want to sniff her armpits so fucking bad

my throat is killing me dot com

>>536798912
That's my femra

>>536798912
that’s my femra actually

Look

>>536799037
How are your knees?

>>536794157
I prefer to not get involved in thread drama *sidesteps*
>>536794979
T-thanks!
>>536797813
Don't get excited yet, I'm still working on it and very very slow

>>536793891
my hrothgar is 30

>>536798975
free use ~?

>>536798993
I love fiddies with that hairstyle

>>536793891
My femra is 31 and so is my fiddie

>>536798942
>>536798946
>>536798983

Anyone wanna help me cum?

>>536798859
https://youtu.be/a8US1ujS0Cc

>>536797381
>checks fflogs
>0 clears in anything
Are you talking about expert roulette and fucking maps? You don't play the game

>>536798980
You should change that.

>>536797726
DAMNIT!!!
>>536798029
Well more along the lines of BLU, Eureka/BA, Unreal, Savages, likely OC once Phantom Weapon get their upgrade.

>>536799091
fine ty

>>536799090
i own one of these

>>536799117
that too~

>>536799037
Try removing the cock first

>>536799090
Spriggans are fucking gay

>>536799134
ME ME MEMEME ME ME MEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE :3333

Seeing this talk about expressions reminds me of the thread a while back where we talked about it. Without going into too much detail I recommend focusing on the mouth corners, eyelids and eyebrows first and foremost. You can cover a wide range with just those bones alone. A simple expression like this can be thrown together with those bones in just seconds.
>>536796584
I do like butts...
>>536796890
Thanks, she likes you too~
>>536797207
Someone appears to like my rear...
>>536797267
I'm sure it's a very nice sunnie+ too!
>>536797371
I'm getting kind of curious about who this could be now...

>>536798590
me when i know about timed hits

>>536799127
Smash

>>536799141
>>536799134

>>536799127
Builded for max height succubi

>>536799141
*daps you up*

>>536799134
*helps you cum*

I'm showing you my poal. Please respond!

https://poal.me/6briz
https://poal.me/6briz
https://poal.me/6briz
https://poal.me/6briz

Nigga heil fidler

>>536793891
27 almost 28 GAMra here... :c
>>536794807
Very...

>>536799165
i would buttttt
its hotter if someone buys it for me @_@

>>536794152
>the schizophrenic noooooticer when random people randomly pick the correct spot out of 2 (never seen first circle on the first jump)

gn

>>536799153
Who said anything about me? They said friends.
I got better things to do then run savage myself.

>>536799264
I cast testicular cancer upon you

>>536799153
Did you miss the part where anon said "any friend's who aren't EB'd"?

>>536799335
Im still mad they dont let us do that to our own beds in houses.

>>536794024
where would he go even? from way to pcli? that's just switching pedo havens

>>536798918
Sometimes.

>>536799331
>27 almost 28 GAMra here... :c
Same bro... and by almost I mean 16 days... (15 in an hour and 20 minutes)
I might just join the 27 club now

>>536799453
the beds in your house arent for sleeping

>>536799037
same i hate being under the weather
>>536796784
jesus christ

>>536798869
>that tail
the whole product is kind of bad but the tail is the worst element

>>536794052
Despite her flaws, this is my femlala
I hope you learn to love her, just the same way I try to

>>536799335
why are you wearing shoes in bed sis

>>536799313
Certified boomer game

>>536799175
Whatever it takes, I just need a wife like (You)

>>536799335
>tilting your ass slightly so you don't lie on your tail
SE knew what they were doing

>>536799471
>I might just join the 27 club now
Welcome on in bro, that's close enough...

>>536799543
Ugly stalker freak Zogii Qalli

>>536799526
>jesus christ
you want?

>>536799526
Doing that to you btw

>>536798934
It happens to the best of us.

>>536796127
Hroth that smells good pose

>>536797943
/c/hhqngd

>>536799231
So eager..

12:10 CC ET Crystal

where does one download the contentious mods that get removed from xma? shit like lala bodies, guro, raceplay, scat...

>>536799453
I know it's infuriating...
>>536799526
>>536799526
Make a shirt that's just sock the rat but wiiiiiide

>>536799587
oh no.. I meant the kurt cobain style 27 club... I turn 28 in those days...

>>536798934
I play a male character, my bad.

my femzen is logging in

>>536798042
Where you at, hombre?

>>536795089
/pet

>>536799640
gib cockkkkk :333

>>536797646
You should ignore these losers >>536798420
>>536797834
and play what's fun.

>>536799153
>UHHHHHH YOU HAVE TO PLAY THIS SHITTY CONTENT WHERE YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A ROOM FOR HOURS UNTIL SOMEONE STOPS HUFFING PETROL AND GETS SOMETHING RIGHT OR YOU SIMPLY DON'T PLAY THE GAME

>>536798934
no one has sex with my cat man

>Even the tops are narcissistic, stuck up queens in /xivg/...
VGH

me femra is frogging in to CC and pwn some noobs

>>536799765
Catbox something for me to cum to

>>536798934
as a male character i'm ashamed to admit i have a few

>>536799789
VGTW VGTG

>>536799821
whats ur favorite???

I need a few runs of Jeuno: The First Walk for coins.
I have a tonne of coins from San d'Oria.
I dunno where my coins went and I assume they got tossed out when I cleaned out my retainers a few months ago.
Does anyone want to run this in like 30 minutes?

There is this thing called "Silent narcissist".

Check it you <3

>>536798141
but.. that's......... you... nuh uh...

>>536799681
Wait bro......................

>>536799543
you're in my top 4 femlalas

>>536799543
How do you try to learn to love your own creation?

>>536799592
QRD?

>>536799875
As in?

Love me
hate me
Stalk me
cheat on me
Shower me with affection
treat me like trash

It doesn't matter anymore
Just call me yours

>>536799881
can I join even if I'm probably the type of poster you hate most?

>>536799967
what do u wanna splurt to dummy

honestly hands and nails look so fucking bad in this game it gives me the ick

>>536800012
The largest pornbeasts you can find

my femra is logging in

>>536800012
Ass pics, tiddy pics. No lalas or hroths

>>536799842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOEjSgAiluk

>>536798085
do you like 30+ malera?

>>536799968
Me to any femezen who will listen (it hasn't worked yet)

>>536798535
IM NOT THAT OLD

>>536799321
reaching down on those pants,
holding the world in my hand

>>536800064
>>536800101
oh in xiv?
sorry i dont play that game i just hang out here to milk anons

>>536794052
I miss her

maemi cuckemi