Thread 538190945

>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11th
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>538092498

pee pee doo doo farts...

Did that Rise just not have a solution? I was just trying to do a driveby FP increase before the castle basement and it was driving me insane. It had the windy trees I think, but the seal wouldn't appear.

Don't cut yourself

Give me an easy reliable way to avoid the frontal aoe besides iframing through it.

>>538191156
Ive seen the stump spawn partially underground and untargetable, or wander off before players get near. Any time a rise has no solution its the fucking stump.

>>538191375
What frontal aoe

clean dog 3 wylders

>>538191565
dog

>>538191375
Distance. The dog's big frontal shoots out clearly defined lines of fire and once you see them form you can walk left/right and avoid it without dodging.

>>538191656
ggs
almost deathless but those dog hitboxes are cancer

>>538191664
Dodge it

>>538191718
shkuilll isshiue desu

gg big dog wylder ironeye

>>538191854
I said besides iframing retard

>>538191375
It's generally aimed a bit off-center. In the merged form it's a little to your left and in the split form it's a little to your right. You can position yourself around it if you're far away. If you're close enough you can also just sprint behind him.

Question for my fellow sp/erg/s:
If you guys could pick one manga/anime series to receive a faithful, well made Souls game (not slop like Nightreign) made by FromSoftware, what would it be and why?

>>538192893
You have to time your dodge

>>538193007
Gigantic breasts I want to suck on

>>538193007
Toriko
Would fit pretty seamlessly into a souls like with both beast like enemies and humanoid ones. Would be cool to explore the things that got rushed over in the last arcs. I would like the secondary skill and ult to carry over from nightreign

>>538193007
Non Non Biyori

>>538193007
>FromSoftware
>well made
lol

damn, that's my fault on ed gladius. I got no holy weapons to drop and generally poor buffs.
sorry wylder and rev

>>538194773
You were showering with Meteors and it was hitting him like a truck, I don't care, I tried to get the attention out of you.

>>538194773
name? for the blocklist

>>538194904
lilijunex

it annoys me that yoda is in the game but starlined sword isn't

>>538194904
sludge merchant

>>538194773
>>538194894
gg wylder and recluse
holy is overrated for gladius really, I do fine with lightning spear all the time

>>538190945 (OP)
CUTE

Alright bros I'm back.
That blowjob almost gave me a heart attack. My vision blurred and I also got some post orgasm torture out of it, maybe I should have told her to keep going as I twisted and turned but I could barely hear my own voice even after it was over so maybe there is such a thing as too much stimulation. I'll be playing raider on the erg password like I said. See you out there bros.

>>538193007
I dont read manga, anime is cringe

ive lost 2 runs in a row
im very upset now so im going to bed

>>538195481
what

gg dog duch & recluse

Where's slugma

>>538193007
Actually a good question. I’m trying to think of one that would fit well into Soups formula but I’m drawing a blank. Maybe they could figure something out with Dungeon Meshi? Or even Frieren?

>>538196143
what's slugma?

>>538191958
Reclusoids are the biggest jobbers for 3dog desu

>>538193007
RWBY

>>538194773
you don't need holy. just a bonk stick and some grit

>>538195620
>not continuing to play until you get a win
i could never. was it with erg btw?

>>538193007
idk I generally don't give a fuck about anime tie in games. I can't think of a single anime where I would want this. Give me Sonic Riders Eureka Seven.

>>538195620
If you can't solo the boss in trios from at least 30% health you're NGMI

>>538194904
Sens

ed dog and heolstor 2/3

>>538196916
yeah it was

>>538197239
i can hold my own but im not that good

>>538197791
You should've studied the boss with me, but nobody wants to do that.

gg hotdogs. Big dick DPS

>>538196143
He ACK'd due to losing bigly to ShifyQueen. Sludge is soon to follow.

>>538197239
i had to do that just yesterday with erg, was playing duchess but got jackshit not even a purple dagger. had to use MLGS and actually got pretty close to beating him but eventually died and lost :(

>saturday
>prime NA time
welp time to play something else, tourists are in the queue now

oh god my dick hurts

>>538191156
you can find tge solution by finding the seed on fifthmatt

>>538191375
The sword drag into flame pillars? Wait until the pillars are visible and the dodge.
The big heolstor attack? Just two hand your weapon and hold block if you don’t want to dodge it. Timing is the same as heolstor though, just half a second after it ground cracks dodge

>>538198750
Shiftybaby is tied.
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVm774nv/results

>>538200857
shouldn’t have cut it off dumbass

gg dog

>>538200824
Sorry, busy playing.

>>538201716
shut the fuck up spiderfag

>>538201716
Are you married and do you have kids and who do you main in nightreign?

>>538197006
Miquer...

>>538202114
Make me.

>>538202237
No.
No.
Guardian.

I think I’d like playing bird a lot more if he was a normal human instead of a stupid ugly bird

>>538201425
I know for a fact one nigger here is voting multiple times for shittytroon. No one here actually likes playing with xher.

>>538202910
Nobody said it was a poll for who you like best. Its just a list of names. There wasnt a real question with it. Its meaningless.

1,2 or 3?

>>538203134
do you really not have better reds?

>>538193007
something based in the world of Mushoku Tensei might be cool. they have to make the multiplayer actually good though.

>>538201716
>>538202551
Wow. New depths update looks kino.

>>538203278
Hey, at least the Nightreign blokes aren't as loud as the fanatics.
Through I'd love to have a full team of diggers screaming gibberish as they run to the enemy and scratch him to death.

>>538203134
1 but replace the last relics with the wielding two armaments and stamina recovery relic you buy from the sigil shop

>>538203134
I would go with 1. Raider doesn't really need more vigor, he just needs a way to win trades, which rally is enough for.

>>538202551
>No. No. Guardian.
Cute!

>>538203254
just this

>>538201425
Shifty is proxyfagging for sure

>>538203827
Yes use that one instead of the gladius relic

2/3 ed gladius/heolstor

>>538203258
>Rudeus you have to listen to me
>Don't go into that depths 5 church

>>538202876
He looks better in his dawn set.

>>538204679
>le goes in like a boss
>Recluse teammate takes slow death buildup for the rest of the game

>>538193007
Blame! would probably be cool.

q

>>538204991
Blame, blame...
Is the one where schoolgirls are locked in a bathroom?

I'll take it. After the shitshow I had to endure, this is the best thing I could've gotten.
>doing maris
>forget seals with lightning spells, get 0 seals from bosses period
>our route somehow avoided every single cathedral
>had to melee smelter demon
>raided one cathedral at the start of day 2 and my only usable spell was black flame
At least Maris is so easy you can do it while sleeping. What didn't help is that we had 0 ways to deal with jellyfish and nuclear bombs and no way to break it out of sleep aura.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>538204996
don't queue you'll only get newfag tourists who will 3 bar to erdtree avatar

>>538205204
Not the one I read.

>>538205559
OH
The one with giant rooms the size of the moon?

gg hotdogs daddy

>>538205797
That sounds a bit closer to what I remember.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blame!

>>538193007
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind would be cool, and not too far fetched given it probably inspired Caelid

>>538206257
>Its exact size is unknown, but Tsutomu Nihei suggested its diameter to be at least equal to Jupiter's orbit,[citation needed] or about 1.6 billion kilometers (a detail suggested in the manga by having Killy cross an empty, spherical room roughly the size of Jupiter, suggesting that it had housed the planet before its disassembly).
Not the moon, fucking Jupiter. I misremembered.

Taking attacks improves attack power > evergaol

>>538205864
Gg

>>538205204
No. I don't remember what that's from, but it's not Blame. Kinda thought it was a standalone. Blame is the one in the giant robot city.

Queue up my nigga

They should just add a character that's a Dafeng Armored Core with four rocket launchers and so I can beat all these bosses without having to actually try.

>taking down Gladius while my allies sit there cucked at 3 bars
God Duchess is easy mode for the fight


>spam blade or calling or black knife aow
>EZ frame everything else.

>>538206805
>gets 1shot by any move

>>538206965
>Implying
I take Affinity/Phys Res and HP+ literally any time they're available

>>538206619
you can have both

I'm back, queuing for hotdog

>>538204991
Blame is so funny to me because that's the name, because that's the sound his gun makes, because he added an E to BLAM for some reason

>>538207134
>>538206965
>>538206805

>>538206585
Either way, Fromsoft would probably be perfect for transferring the sense of scale in the art over to vidya form. Some of the areas in AC6 kind of gave me a similar feeling to Blame and I wish I would have been able to walk around them as a tiny man instead of a robot the size of a building.

>>538207134
That shit wont save you if you auto pilot and accidentally buff the nigger with 3 stacks (52% extra damage).

>>538207280
>failing to dodge the heolster attack
>as duchess

>>538207418
>If you fuck up you die

>>538207492
I was very cocky. Didn't care. Knew we had the win locked.

>>538207418
I thought each stack was only 7% or something

>>538207204
Liar

>>538207614
lol

>>538207614
Dont slander me

>>538206746
I'm literally quoting the article you linked to: it IS Blame.

>>538207386
Sounds like the kind of horror that makes me uneasy.

>>538207914
It's libel not slander, it's written

>>538208009
Silence nerd

>>538206619
How?

>>538208304
He was just referencing the best Spider-Man movie.

I did it bros I soloed dog

>>538208683
I almost got him last time, I just keep getting nervous and joking like the massive baby bitch I am.

choking*
Yeah see being a retard that makes typos like that is probably why I'm shit at this game.

>>538206805
been there done that, except I did all the damage since raider was only using jar cannon

gg dog

So, which you think is better to keep Improve (Magic/incat) power or the Evergaol one? since right now I'm trying a new build

>>538204991
I was thinking of that just because of the visuals, but I haven't actually read the story so I don't know what it's about
it looks really fucking cool though

>>538193007
Hmmmmm…. I want……… Dragon Ball Z! Yeah. :)

>>538209292
did you find his playstyle jarring?

>>538204991
>>538206257
>>538205797
>>538206585
>>538207386
It should be noted that the size of the actual city itself is something like the entire solar system. It can also regenerate and has some form of automatic defense system. I don’t really know what a video game set in it would look like or involve but it does sound cool at least on a surface level.

>>538210741
Kirby forms are getting wild

who's the "turn your brain off" nightfarer?

>Augur
>Only get Fire Seals all game
>Get both Grafted sword and Marais sword from soul drops on day 2 as the ring is closing
>Mark them for the other 2
>Neither wants them
>Okay I will wield both at the same time
>Get like 10 kills going into the final fight so I barely see the stat increase
>Useless like 50% of the Augur fight
Well that was an exciting first time using these swords...

>>538211901
raider with 3 character skill cooldown reduction relics

>>538211901
Raider

>>538209292
Holy fucking based Jar Raider

>>538211901
wylder is the lowest skill cap probably

>>538211901
literally ironeye, spam attack from a distance plus you get free iframes with damage every 5 seconds

>>538210741
trannison coded post

>>538211901
bow ironeye, followed by all forms of wylder, followed by twin colossal raider, followed by no-deflect exec.

>>538212352
Wylder takes a lot of iq

>>538208363
>15% attack up qlmost 90% of all combat with melee
>need 4 gaols to beat it
>when paired with post damage recovery its free extra damage on everything

>>538212065
3 barring to gladius at half health, so fvcking based.....

Kill ergies. Behead ergies. Roundhouse kick an ergie into the concrete. Slam dunk ergie babies into trashcans. Crucify stupid ergies. Defecate in an ergie’s food. Launch ergies into the sun. Stir fry ergies in a wok. Toss ergies into active magma geysers. Urinate into an ergie’s petrol tank. Judo throw ergies into a wood chipper. Twist ergies’ heads off. Report ergies to jannies. Pickaxe bash ergies in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-dwarf ergies. Trap ergies in goo. Crush ergies under supply pods. Liquefy ergies in a vat of sludge. Eat ergies. Dissect ergies. Exterminate ergies in the gas chamber. Stomp ergies skulls with steel spikes. Cremate ergies in the oven. Lobotomise ergies. Mandatory abortions for ergies. Grind ergies fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ergies in blackout stout. Vaporise ergies with anti-matter. Kick old ergies down the stairs. Feed ergies to bulk detonators. Slice ergies with a katana.

>>538206619
for 5 more days maybe

>>538212065
>>538212697

>>538203134
1 easily no contest

>>538203134
>Partial HP, Gaol, Skill buff, taking attacks
those 4 are you bnb. the first 2 relics are pretty good on him. I would see if you have a better Taking Attacks relic though. Sets 2 and 3 sacrifice too much.

2/3 ed's and heol

>>538214164
Did you block me?! Why?!

>>538214267
why not?

>>538210741
This is a better nightfarer than nearly everything we have in the game so far. Let that sink in.

>>538214164
Just queued see 1/3 what the FUCK

>>538212807
epic downdoot sister you tell ‘em!

Get ready, ergies

gg hotdog, that was stressful

The fact that you can fuck up your queue by jumping off the ledge in the hub is kind of crazy but also funny

I guess Revenant's claws are better 1H? idk

>>538215473
It kind of feels that way because you're less stuck doing that 2h animation.

>>538215295
expand

>>538215508
Exactly, the 2H animations just suck too much

>>538215535
It just kicks you out the queue and if you happen to do it when you hit 3/3 it completely fucks up the queue and kicks you back to the hub

>>538215737
expand further

>>538193007
Girls Last Tour or Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou in a King's Field/Eternal Ring sorta style.

will revenants new relic effect matter much?
[Revenant] Increases Max FP(1.02x) upon Ability Activation

I guess everyone is too busy with Silksong.

>>538216380
for monster's big hp pools, this is probably auto include

>>538216821
4 more days until they come back for the deep

>>538216821
Nah I'm replaying E33 after dropping it for Nightreign because considerations over multiplayer FotM vs singleplayer

>>538216380
it's an alternative to risemaxxing, but depth passives are probably going to have more competition than normal relics so idk

>>538216380
should've been included in her ability or patched in
or a normal relic
ffs

>>538217083
I dropped E33 at the start of act 3, the story was my biggest investment in the game and they fucking butchered it
the gameplay is really nice, I love the parry mechanic, but the whole vibe was ruined

>>538217083
Ewww.

>>538190945 (OP)
My ps4 died so I had to swap to a different ps4 and my cloud storage doesn't show nightreign. Any ideas, or do I just say bye to the 300 hour save?

>>538217820
I dunno how a PS4 works but can you not just swap hard drives?

2/3 everdarks

>>538216821
This is true
>>538217003
This is rat tard giga cope
>>538217083
This is… a weird post…

>>538217083
*over singleplayer fotm*

Speculate, how much will they add and change in the new patch? Will it be just the unlocked mode we already have or will it feature more effects, maybe more enemies, maybe a shifting earth, hopefully a bit more of the new nightfarers

gg dog game bird and other wydler, sorry for all the downs Im rusty on dog

>>538218564
gg wylders bros

>stack damage negations including full health and fire dmg negation
>still get one shot by the dog fire aoe
i can never get the timing right on this shit.

>>538219003
For the first two ape’s just avoid the lines on the ground, for the big one I just count out 123 and dodge on 3 and it usually works out

>>538219003
Just imagine two revenant mains licking your cock

>>538219003
when he rips the blade off the ground and does the firewave ... i just can't dodge this crap lol

the heolstor nuke is easy for me. same as with him:
you wait and as soon as the ground changes, dodge.

i'm surprised that more fromsoft games don't have endings like this
>the world's fucked, no hope of things getting better
>no "next phase" like DS3's Age of Dark to potentially turn things around
>better to just let it all go, it's beyond saving
just to help pull the plug on a dying world

>>538219302
*cums*
Ok?

>>538219104
There's small lines ofr the aoe?

>>538219496
I mean...
>DaS1: lord of darkness
>DaS2: abandon the throne
>DaS3: snuff the flame
>Elden Ring: BURN
There's always a way OFF the world.
Melina's cuter than Judge, though...

>>538219496
That's how DS3 ended.

>>538219496
That's DS3's bad ending tho.

see pookoo

Why does my game drop to 15fps when I do kb+m? I'm guessing some weird shit with steam input even though I've disabled steam input/desktop controls like 10000000000 times on steam?

>>538219642
Judge would be DS3 firekeeper in a way you shit stomp him for getting in the way.

>>538219783
You wish.

>>538219649
>>538219656
not what i mean
in ds3 the first flame was extinguished to allow for things to finally change after an Age of Fire that was prolonged to an unnatural extent
i'm talking about an ending in which everything is destroyed, but it's the better option than for it to keep existing in a suffering state

>>538216821
I can't fucking kill moorwing

>>538219936
Shut up useless bitch!

>>538219936
Me in the bottom except I'm licking her feet.

gg hotdogs.

Imma be real with you guys you need to practice those dodges.

Also Nihilist attacking him when he's doing that slow walk thing buffs him

>>538209862
based simple minded latinx anon

>>538204064
>>538202910
>slugma merchant coping this hard

gg ironeye, duchess
it was almost the perfect run until I forget to drink my crimsonwhorl physique

>>538207135
>>538209468
i hope you realize how hard you’ve made me with these images

>>538219936
Is her other foot on his crotch?

>>538219642
>>538219936
>>538220197
>>538220404
What are you talking about

>>538221114
>local indian teenager gets hard from ordinary pixels (smooth linoleum would send him into a raping frenzy)

guardian jeets everyone

>>538218475
I guess I wouldn't be surprised if they hid some easter eggs away in the new mode that's foreshadowing stuff they're gonna add later.

2/3 for everdark 3dog.

>>538219936
giwtwm...

>>538193007
Bubblegum Crisis! It would be all crazy robot monsters. The Surge was really neat, so it could be kind of like that except you play as cool girls in power armor.

>>538220404
You want to get stabbed?

woosh woosh
woosh woosh woosh
woosh!

>>538212706
Huh cool.
>eat
What the fuck is this nasty shit? Cannibalism is not cool, dude.

I just fucking died to night 2 morgott solo...

why does guardian have such devoted cultists?

>>538224312
Its the crungo effect

I wasn't home when they put in the Everdark Goatman and now I don't know when I'll get to fight him.

>>538224498
there are 1 click install mods that let you fight any boss

I want to be like Fia and hold all the nightfarers...

>>538225236
I want to rape a woman

>>538225236
No you don't.

I want all the cute boys on /erg/ to run a train on me

>>538225356
shittycuck...

myb ironeye, wylder
I started the death spiral

>>538225356
post gock
but don't actually

>>538225303
Oh my...
>>538225319
Yes I do! Now come here and let me hold you!
>>538225356
Absolutely relatable. I want that too...

>>538225451
at least had the smarts not to waste the first day dying in the rain like us

can we stop being gay for 1 day?

gg super dog ironeye and recluse, i didnt successfully roll a single attack in that fight lmao

>>538225730
This one fucking tranny is on /erg/ 24/7, constantly posting

>>538225808
Just stop responding to him. It's that fucking simple.

>>538225741
its ok bro. astel had us covered. ggs.

>>538225959
Astel didn't give me shit. Loretta gave me the pity Marais at the very end at least.

>>538225890
Tell that to the rest of the thread

Sorry I shit the bed

>>538225808
>>538226413
I like to keep you company anon.

I don't see how you can come out of a run with bad weapons as anyone besides revenant

>>538227001
Try everdark gaping chompers with only fire, lightning and bleed weapons, thought Executor would give me a chance at good RNG with poison and frost, but no...

Queue dog city let’s commit bestiality

>>538227001
>Duchess but you never get a high tier dagger or solid dex wep
>All the incants are bad for the boss' weakness
>Your only staff is a Digger
Shockingly easy to have happen.

>>538227216
>hurr durr why is the bleed character only dropping bleed weapons
There's literally 1 katana with poison idk WTF you're expecting retard. He also has S dexterity so just pick up some twinblades or something

why did they have to make twohanding suck in nightreign?

>>538227001
>>538227326
The only runs where I have bad drops for Duchess and Revenant are when we don't go to churches, rises and magic forts. So many games people want to skip those, so I have to sprint and grab staves and seals as quick as I can.

>still can't beat ED Gladius solo
About mcfucking had it here fellas.

>>538227504
Yeah I do that all the time

>Rush a stave rack
>Digger and Astrologer
>Terra Magica and Glintstone Shard
Or
>Rush Seal Shrine
>Double Finger Seal
>Fire Fortification [It's a Magic Damage boss], Wrath of Gold [The boss -is- weak to holy but this is nearly worthless]
Most times this happens I have to get saved by generous allies dropping me shit.

>>538227469
What sucks about it specifically? Does it function differently than it does in regular Elden Ring?

>>538206619
gaol is always mid

>>538227326
she came with a dagger. you lost

>>538227860
pretty sure they removed 1.5x strength damage scaling. You get like 5 extra damage or some shit for 2H and thats it, meanwhile it still eats extra stamina.

>>538227881
>dogshit weapon art
>no passive
Everybody point and laugh at the "starting weapon" faggot wasting his time killing mines bosses to have a weapon that sucks.

>>538227746
Yeah I suppose that does happen sometimes. The merchant loot helps fairly often for me when I get bad drops. There's usually 1 decent thing in there.

>>538227981
>NOOO IT NEEDS TO BE BLACK BLADE ANIME ATTACK OR ITS SHIT
maybe the loot isn't the one thats bad. maybe its you

>>538227957
>pretty sure they removed 1.5x strength damage scaling.
Prove it

>>538228010
I don't find that's the case for Duchess. He never sells staves/seals or daggers and he charges to much for like an Astel Wing or something. Merchant weps are for Wylder/Raider imo

>>538228118
he sells seals and staves plenty. Maybe they aren't guaranteed but I see them in his store a lot. especially seals.

>>538228110
>DUHH URR MAYBE YOU'RE CRUTCHING
A skilled player with a strong weapon is better thana skilled playuer with a dogshit starting wep that has no passive [which puts you behind as between 10-20% in terms of DPS or maybe even 50+% for survivability.]

Starting weapon retards will all realize this when DoN hits.

>starting weapon is bad
what's your favorite /erg/ bad take?

>>538228341
the starting weapon is good doe lol

>>538228618
>the moment you get a good drop your relic setup is now weaker by roughly 10%

>>538228665
No, it's abhorrent because the ONLY hard thing is nightlords and you will ALWAYS get something better by that point.

-maybe- a Frost/Bleed Seppuku Executioner can be the exception.

>>538228776
>and you will ALWAYS get something better by that point.
then use the guaranteed better thing. you're literally strawmaning me, i never said to only use starters.

>>538228905
>then use the guaranteed better thing
Great now you're weaker by roughly 10% per starting weapon relic effect you've brought. If you took an element/status AND a weapon art? You're weaker by roughly 20% [most relic effects deal in the 10-15% range for damage]

>>538228618
I'm growing to hate starting weapon builds though. It especially sucks for Ironeye because ideally you're going to want something with rain of arrows and mighty shot is trash. I wish they would have given him barrage as his starting art instead.

I'll always prioritize variety over taking the same handful of purples over and over. Especially when it's Libra and suddenly Vyke's spear drops every single run.

>>538228302
Normal merchant is guaranteed to have one weapon of every affinity. Unfortunately that counts the seal/staves so you can get fucked over with magic/lightning/fire weapons instead of any spells.

zuk it up
terr it down
yem it left
ace it right
and slugma it around
and sus it up

>>538229071
Bows are just kind of bad even with RoA ash. Most random blue dex weapons will outperform the purple bows.

even doe theres thousands of us
https://steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+souls
ergies are freaking out rn doe

gg hotdog, that round had shit seal drops

good seals or not you are terrible. that was some bad routing

gg dog girlies
If I hadn't been alt tabbed until the last second I would've gone for the triple Rev, even though I never play her. Oh well.

>>538229643
>it's Libra and suddenly Vyke's spear drops
this doesn't happen

I think the only thing I'm missing is Rally, which I'd take over the endurance, but the odds of getting that relic are so slim I'm pretty much set with these relics basically forever, what could realistically be better

If your weapon does damage you can't complain

>>538230878
You could get rid of shockwaves THOUGH.

>>538230606
I guess I just have gamer luck. The constant frenzy events help. Or him offering weapon deals

stop giving me jobber relics...

>>538231061
No way, it's basically his best ability. It prevents stagger gaige from resting, even the first reflect counts as a "successive attack" for passives that use it, it deals about as much damage as an R1 and can hit crazy fast with certain enemy attacks, and any ability in this game that let's you maintain damage uptime while holding aggro is really good in this game.

A guardian r1 does less damage than what I would do if I were isekai'd into elden ring

>>538231416
I bet you think you could land a plane in an emergency, too.

>>538231467
If I was on the plane I would have prevented 9/11

>>538231638
but anon... there was no plane.

>>538231416
if you were isekai'd and imprisoned in the erdtree, which three /erg/ nightfarers would you choose to come and save you

>>538231875
raider and wylder to save me and duchess to have sex with me

>>538231875
Yys and Sens to save me and Ace to have sex with me

>>538229973
True.

>>538232193
>Sens
he's going to die offscreen before doing anything relevant

>>538231875
I'd probably just hang out. Enjoy the peace and quiet.

>>538231875
Terr ofc

>>538232193
Statistically there's a 99.05% chance that you're not my type

So many quitters today. I played 10 games today and I think someone quit in 7 of the games. They quit so early and they quit so randomly. Weekend players are such babies.

>>538232938
7/10 is fucking brutal. Randos fucking blow. Either they quit and were bad anyway or they stay and are bad anyway.

>Failed to join
oi

>>538232938
yeah, the rando meta is to just quit out if they don't get a perfect start
probably the only way they can get wins without (You) carrying them

>>538230225
>Vanilla DS2 still has more player than DSR
wow

our loss rev and duc, but fun run, shit boss

>>538233042
I just wish they'd stay. I don't care if they are bad, but I'm playing Recluse so I'd like to have more people take aggro. The other thing I noticed today was that I got so many Duchessesesses and Executies who were running frostbite invisibility so I was getting focused and 180 aggro swapped like crazy.
>>538233246
That sounds right. I suppose I can't get too mad at them, the runs are pretty long and it feels like a waste of time to stay with a run you know is going to be awful. I think I'll have to swap back to Duchess for these people.

>>538233390
illiterate ahhh UNC AAAAAAAAAAA

>I NEED my best in slot purples every run
>oh, but I won't take reliable sources of damage like evergaols
Why are ergies like this? I'm about to turn into a DS3 pvp'er

> A DURRDURR DURR STARTING WEP RELICS ARE GOOD BECAUSE I AM STRONGER THAN PEOPLE IN MY PART FOR THE FIRST 3 MINS
You stupid fucks shut the fuck up pretty fuckin' quick when I made my argument.

I'll take my apology in the form of of a 100 character essay on why you suck cocks /erg/. I've slapped you fucking retarded niggers way too many times for this.

>all these new names
what happened

>>538233952
>a 100 character essay on why you suck cocks /erg/
careful what you wish for

>>538233952
dubby status is a meme but so is blaming your losses on loot when the baseline "worst" shit you can get (I'm talking whites off the ground/base starters no buffs) is more than serviceable

>>538233952
Starting weapons are fine as is going to a mine real quick.

You have 5 minutes to queue up before I send the queue back to 0/3 purgatory

>>538231638
why would you prevent deep of the night's release??? are you trying to kill the game?

>>538234510
Nope see>>538229043
>>538228341
>>538227981
You're literally wasting slots that can have effects as strong as +20 DPS or +60% Survivability.

Depth 3 hard stuck retard post.

>>538233952
only duchess and executor can unironically customize their starting weapon to be the best in the entire game
idk about the rest though

>>538193007
haibane renmei
it'd be kino

>>538234620
They're fine. They'll be fine in Depth 4 and 5 too.

>>538234720
No, they're objectively dogshit. You lose tons of slots that could be filled with being strong or tough.

It's literally a newbie crutch for retards who can't identify a blue that's good to get them through day 1 afternoon and day 2 morning.

>>538234821
They're fine. Found weapons are better, but starter ones are fine as are starter relics.

>>538234876
Nope. You're perma wasting slots if you get good loot and if you don't get good loot, they're still shit because basically any blue has a better AoW and a passive and better scaling.

They're TRASH [unless looted from Condemned]

>>538224312
Dravidian genes
>>538224498
Didn’t ask but nice Reiner pic

>>538234964
Yeah, but you might not get the weapon you want and so a starter weapon is fine. It will do the job good enough.

>>538231638
Based cute anime girl saving us all from From’s slop

since sp/erg/s are acoustic about starter weapons, should I get rid of whorefrost stomp and replace it with "taking damage boosts attack" buff?

>>538235110
>the weapon you want
Almost any weapon is better lol. This isn't about fishing for the perfect purple. It's about knowing that ANY blue taken to purple is gonna absolutely MOG starting weps [better scaling, base AR, AoW and a passive]

Starting weps in general are for retards. You should try to drop it at the first camp if you can't.

>>538234964
if the passive is shit, then it’s useless lol
better to have a good starting weapon with no passive than a weapon with a “good” passive that’s usually trash or doesn’t even scale with your character
you’ll end up relying on rng way too much

>>538235140
I'm mixed on wraith bell but a single line to make the early game easier for duchess and rev is huge
I've also seen Chinese players use it on Raider and Wylder but their plans are measured in centuries and incomprehensible for us

>>538235140
Stomp is useful for fast early game so you have time to farm more passives.

>>538235281
Other weapons are better, but starting weapons are fine.

>>538235140
YES

>>538235301
>if the passive is shit, then it’s useless lol
It's it's blue, you still get better AR and scaling you hideous D3 faggot.

>>538235353
>fine
No. You should never make a setup that can get worse as you play. Starting weps are trash, dump them ASAP

2/3
Libra/Heol/EDs

>>538235413
Dump them when you get something better, if you don't they are fine.

>>538235464
Literally ANY looted white is better [because passives] and blues are something you 100% have after your first PoI

I nooooticed that this gives a bunch of improved physical damage buffs if you get kills but nothing for sorcs/incants so does this improve any magic damage at all?

it do be crazy how ass mountaintain is versus nok/rot/crater

>>538235532
Yeah but it might not be the weapon you want to use, so your starter weapon is fine to use. It will get the job done.

>>538235140
Hell no, don't listen to this one retard who knows nothing. Hoarfrost stomp is the single most important relic for duchess it lets you insta-clap small groups of trashmobs and you don't even need to upgrade your starter weapon, just keep it around for the frost debuff on bosses and switch to a real weapon.

>>538235532
yeah you definitely want that improved incantations passive when playing wylder

>>538235616
>It will get the job done.
HARDSTUCK
A
R
D
S
T
U
C
K

D3
3

>>538235681
Starter weapons will be fine in higher depths.

>>538232907
>99.05%
I always knew you only wanted german boys
Made for ze BWC and all zat ya?

Sorry but I only fuck after first date at kinky techno rave (we have to have known each other for at least 3 hours)

>>538235648
Yes, even a single heal seal can make your FP bar into a way to heal yourself. +Incant would improve it. Offhand crossbows are strong and good for keeping poise damage flowing in parites without an ironeye so don't act like projectile dmg passives are wasted either.

Starter weps are a HUGE noobtrap

>>538235732
Anything is "fine" you weak loser.

>>538234080
Password got leaked I think. Someone was spamming it everywhere lately.

>>538235857
Well, now that you've finally conceded and I've won the argument, my work is done. One last thing, name for the blocklist?

>>538225513
>>538226658
>>538225236
>>538225356
Are you going to make me cum?

>>538235585
my favorite thing about mountainslop is how it removes 3 gaols from the map, so the 15% attack bonus you get from the blessing is entirely cancelled out (assuming you can even proc it)

>>538235763
this is funnier than the joke I was setting up kek

>>538235857
>level 13
Yep thats all we needed to know about this retard with bad takes.

gg

Smooth Gigadel run Duch/Rev. GG

>>538236162
Cope.

Relics for better starter weapons are worthwhile on Revenant, and Executor. That's it.
Rev's claws are very nice to have even in the end game if you get them to purple, not just because of the revives, but a melee all faith fallback is hard to come by. Also Rev has the weakest level 1 in the game so starting with a hoarfrost or something is really worth.
Executor is worth because you can reliably get a double status frost/bleed with it and since status effects are basically the only reason to play Exec, it's worth. You can pick up whatever random blue you find on your run to sepuku yourself for the passive if you really want, then go back to your starter to attack with.

>>538235857
>reclusesissy
>level 13
the blocklist department is eating good with this one...

>>538236554
I approve of this. This is accurate and balanced.

I have mastered all classes and I never drop rev claws and have had wildly op Exec starter purples runs.

>>538236554
>access to 5 disposable allies at level 1
>weakest
yeah, nah.

>>538237016
I'm not going to stand around and wait for a Paige to kill the golem in a great church while I stand around and watch with rejection and heal and nothing else.

>>538221278
Dude posted OFF.

>>538237361
Bimbo Recluse making love to the floor. Iconic.

2/3 ED

>>538237361
lmao rekt

>>538237361
kek, I was wondering what got you, because the moose was no where to be found when I got there and I didnt think it had a ranged attack.

>>538237361
SeraphicRadiance bros our response?!?

>>538236554
Rev should only be using melee to regain FP when you don't want to spend shards. Claws are a total joke and should be dropped for a passive or good AoW weapon as soon as possible.

>>538238047
Nah, they're the literal best revival weapon in the game so even at white it's ok to keep them [if you're Rev, only Rev gets the good moveset]

>>538238110
>they're the literal best revival weapon in the game
If you're playing with anyone even halfway decent that isn't a concern at fucking all. Any melee weapon and most offensive incants can easily revive one/two bars and you have ult for triple bars if you need it.

>>538238239
D3 talk.

Seriously. You're talking like a D3. People are gonna get downed in D5.

>>538193007
I nominate BLEACHED. Mostly because the girls are hot and the title is a reference to them being made for BWC and I’ve been on a recent revisit high with it lately but also it would be cool to see how From could do something DBZ-esque while somewhat keeping to conventional sword fighting and what not.

North spawn true combo'd into the southmost pest raid should be illegal. To be fair I probably should have just let bird do it alone and cleared shit with Raider but I was thinking we'd just do lake boss into castle or something. Anyway gg good run.

>>538236218
i look like that

Is it worth to upgrade the starting weapon, or am I better off getting a "real" orange/purple weapon?

gg adel

geegee Gigadel Guardian and Rev.

reminder that saying GG for anything other than depth 5 ED Heolstor is fucking cringe and you should die immediately

gg horse

>>538239390
queue up contrarion

>>538238706
Why would you upgrade your starter if it doesn't have any passives or buffs? Just wait 5 seconds for a white or blue equivalent to drop with a relevant skill/passive

>>538238110
It keeps the revive damage even if you don't have the rev moveset, it's fine for anyone to hold onto them.
In fact, I wish more revs would ping their claws when they drop them.

>>538239390
I'd better see you there in 4 days you baka.

>try the final boss after much hype and build-up
>mog him immediately, one-try him with no deaths or even third knockdowns
That was anticlimactic. Heolstor might legitimately be the easiest Nightlord in the game other than the augur. The real final boss was Fulghor (I hate him).

>>538239486
I mean, most passives are shit like "+5% damage if you're coughing your lungs out" or "maybe +10% stamina recovery if I feel like it", so they're shit all the time.

>>538240293
okay. if you dont need passives then why are you asking about upgrading weapons with no passives, obviously you don't need them so you do you

>>538240521
I was asking damage wise.

>>538240562
theres a link to the damage calc in the spreadsheet

>>538240590
Bold of you to assume I can read a spreadsheet, but I'll try anyway.

these are totally legit and not cheated right?

>>538238485
>>538238525
cute…
>>538239586
cute but cringe post…

>>538241553
first and third are cheated

>>538241553
Second one is definitely cheated.

this is your ed gladius wylder for today

Dogs served up hot and ready. GG rev/Recluse. Helluva thing seeing a Rev have more HP than me as a raider.

>>538242243
I should have clipped that instead, got at least 4 +10%HP and the final +15%HP. gg that was a sub 2 minute hotdog.

>>538241553
>three 300+ hr tier godtier recluse relics
>they all follow the exact same format of [character] buff, Improved Crystalian Sorcery, AP buff
yeah I'm thinking there's a 0.00% chance that is legit

>>538241553
fizzbuzz is a known cheater

gg adel

>>538243515
gg gigadel revs

GG triple rev. Nice drops all around.

>>538243584
I spy TWO little schoolgirls

>end of day 1
>level 7
>0 talismans

>end of day 2
>still 0 talismans
>1 less potion than any other seed

STOP BRINGING NOKLATEO

>>538244093
*estus
sorry

>>538244169
*Flask of crimson tears
get yo facts straight

>>538244327
That's in Blasphemous.

>>538243584
trio of fugly trannies

>>538244491
say that again straight to my face

>>538244998
I say this and I look like this.

test

>>538241553
CE kino

>>538245698
hi

Silksong has done what few games managed to accomplish: dethrone elden ring and dark souls as the most overrated games

>>538244998
I don't see anything "straight" about that face.

>>538246080
It's actually good unlike those other two.

>>538246080
Silksong is literally the best game of all time you fucking retard

I played Hollow Knight up to the first boss and slightly after and got bored and dropped it
it insists upon itself

>>538243108
>fizzbuzz
what is it about coding that 1 dose of programming knowledge can turn so many boys into mongoloid script kiddies and/or looney troons?

>>538246305
it's not that coding makes you a nutty weirdo
it's that nutty weirdos are attracted to coding

>>538245698
icle

>>538246080
BG3 did that a year later.

>>538239619
Normal fulghor has a bit of a learning curve but has big openings when you know how to exploit them. The ironeye rememberance gave more trouble than I thought it would. I do agree heolstor is easy, think I’ve only lost to him like 2 or 3 times in 50+ runs

y'all some gay ass niggas fr

>>538244998
>>538245132
>>538246086
>>538246305
>>538246389
>>538246471
good posts which brought about laughter

>>538246305
with hoeflation through the roof, especially in the west, you have a bunch of sub 5s who will never get any pussy in their life so they'll resort to trooning out thinking they'll get get into actual girl groups and have a chance
ofcourse a bunch of them are genuinely mentally ill due to this and there's some atrocious people out there

>>538246080
>>538246760
That’s what happens when you put out a moderately good product and then make people wait a decade for more to get them pent up and horny like a bitch in heat. Just wait until GTA6/TES6 releases.

>>538246305
Coding is by and large an autist interest and guess what demographic is overwhelmingly autistic?

>>538247459
ay carumba how did you get this picture of me

It's time for Trannymaniacs
They're disgusting to the max
Autogynaphiliacs
They wear skirts instead of slacks
They're Trannymanaiacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
They insist you call them "mam" though they look just like a "sir"
Adam's apple
Wide clavicle
Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs
There's an axe-wound in their pants
They just can't accept the facts
They're looney to the max
They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number", whenever they are found
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
Then they pop out
And whip it out
And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs
They think they're cute but make me yak
No they can't transition back
But they're calling you the quack
They're trannymany
Totally insaney
Fucked up in the brainy
Trannymaniacs
Those are the facts
77

Solo is a lot easier yet a lot more stressful. Maybe I shouldn't gaolslop as hard, most of the solo runs I see online don't even run the relic.

>>538247651
if you don't want to gaolslop then get "taking damage boosts attack power" relic where you get 15% dmg buff for 30 sec which is 3x gaolslops

>>538247651
gaolslopping is harder when you don't have two other players to buy township keys or have a starting key relic
it's still useful, but don't expect all 7 gaols in a solo run

I'm getting burnt out of Silksong, too many flying enemies that just move out of your range and an area that forces you to pay for one-use benches despite the enemies giving fuckall money (get it? they're exploited workers) and there's some shit enemies that pop-up for a second, attack you then do nothing for half a minute and the water around debuffs you, it's fucking annoying. I think I'll queue soon.
>>538247459
This is a true Spaniard.
>>538247620
This is antisemitic.

>>538203134
1 is pretty much perfect.
Any Raider build should have Gaol + taking hits improves attack + passive that improves his skill.
Everything else is optional, though rally is nice to have.

>>538247361
>hoeflation
what a great phrase. I'm sure some of them do it because they subconciously feel the disparity in social value and don't realize they'll just be a freak
I can't really blame them too much though when the only alternative is quiet desparation

Guys do you think perfumers get to see the demigods naked and examine their genitals and prostate and shit

>>538249352
No.

>>538249352
Never post again

>>538249701
How would they know if they had some disease or cancer in those places then? Isn't it their job to keep them healthy?

>>538247651
Just do it. You're going to hit level 15 anyway and good weapons are basically guaranteed in this game.

I am queuing on PC, both Everdarks.

>>538250251
name, tier, depth and skin color?

>>538250251
I didn't know you guys went to church.

gg adel

>>538251191
gg

>Failed to join
oi

how will randos cope with depths
they can barely handle EDs now

>>538250369
sneedger, S, 5, brown

>>538247361
true I hate women because they're all evil and only hurt me when I talk to them or go out so I stopped because it's impossible

>>538251631
my best guess is that the rating loss for losing in depths is going to be nonexistent and they can still grind it/get carried
hell, you might even gain rating just for beating the night 1 boss or something

>>538248542
Yeah some of the enemies silksong are straight up harder than bosses. Ridiculous how much they move and fly around. Wouldn't be much of a problem if you could down pogo but nooooo they just had to change it to be diagonal dogshit
Pisses me off

>suddenly fall through the floor with randoms in NR
>players disconnect
>session has already ended
what the fuck are those indian pajeet servers? seriously what the fuck is this

I wish I was a cute girl like shiftyduck

>>538251631
I’m on a 12 game win streak with randos be ed Gladius. I feel like I’ve learnt how to wrestle control from their retard routing without them quitting

I guess I'm a pebble chucker now

What the fuck is shriek of sorrow. Rl1 sissies?

Shriek of sorrow + rev ult gonna go dummy in the new dlc

Remember when they fused radahn and mohg but he literally only had one bloodflame attack and it was a joke attack good times

>>538253283
Dungeater's sword's skill

gg adel

>>538253809
Wrong as usual.

>>538253859
Oh it's the dlc art.

>yys gone
>nyeko gone
>sycjs gone
>madison gone
bros.....our girls are all leaving....

>>538254597
girls?

erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
sycjs
gemmy
>B tier
yys
lero sister
monica
zullie
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
shiftyduck
gemmy clone
>D tier
madison
rellana roleplayer

Without a shred of irony, every single person who has ever posted in this general should be erased from existence, this includes me.

>>538255286
Alas there is no escape from this hell

>>538229071
>might shot is trash
Spoken like a Depth 3 shitter. It hits hard, and it's great for popping Ironeye's mark, it's just slow. Goes through shield and has amazing motion values.

>>538253086
Can you make a dragon school version? I dont use that skin

>>538255286
No man, I ain't like you.

>>538254597
>yys
>Says dumb shit about Libra being solved
>it's RNG
Good, hopefully she stays gone.

>>538252986
We know troon merchant

>>538255286
I just post webms and talk about the meta and strats, in a thread meant specifically for elden reign
I can agree that some people do deserve to be thrown into the penis explosion chamber

>>538255043
Shiftysissy should be higher on this list

What's the point of going to churches if we won't use the flasks anyways?

>>538256401
it's sunday

>get myself more HP, STR and ARC and the heavy poison damage deep relics as Ironguy
>my poison starter weapon + Poison on Charged Ult relic pays off
>+2 Ironeye bow has higher AR than poison snake bow purple
>mighty kino AoW
>can mess around and be a better status guy than Exec with frost, bleed, rot etc.
Anti-starter and anti-poison troons lost BIGLY. I won't be seeing you at Depth 5!

>>538256401
Confidence is key, knowing you can recover from mistakes eases the mind and soothes the nerves

>>538255728
>>538256183
You both deserve it too.

>>538256401
Day 2, smoothens up boss farming trading damage taken for more damage

>>538244352
Blasphemous had bile flasks.

>>538256580
That only applies when there's a real chance of losing.

>>538256931
That's a real possibility if you get certain erg players

>>538256401
Is gremlin a tranny? Xhe only plays Revenant

>>538257159
It just means they have good taste.

>>538256401
gremlin my beloved

>>538257159
she is a sissy, not a tranny

People don't say GG anymore so I stopped playing with you.

>>538257078
>can't solo Gigadel of all bosses at full health in trios
NGMI

>>538257876
Too much work to say gg. I tab back, check the video of the run, make clips of anything I find interesting, change music collections, stretch my limbs, and only then read the thread.

>>538258087
You're a revenant main, aren't you?

>>538258087
>stretch my limbs
same except i look like this when doing it

>>538258185
maybe

>>538258325
Slap your balls, bitch.

>>538258087
You do know you can just say gg before doing all of that stuff right

>>538258418
I got strong revenant main vibes from the way you typed.

>>538259239
No... Am I mentally ill?

>>538259635
You're already borderline by posting here, who do you main?

>>538259730
Raider

i am delegating that we all agree from here on out to put guardian players in sandpaper floor conveyor belt chamber

>>538259765
You're safe, for now...

Executors are the LS equivalent?
https://x.com/naomonhanxx/status/1964361436882514374

I see Guardian's superiority causes quite the stir, again.

>>538260263
that was my post
i just had a guardian use his ult and he dived off of a fucking cliff to his death, respawn, go down to the boss we were still fighting, and then proceed to quit the match

Join the Mohgwyn dynasty.

guys is my relic setup ready for depths?

I don't think I like seppuku anymore feels tiresome to cut my stomach open every 30s

I don't want to play elden ring until convergence 2.3 gets released. Not sure what of the new classes ill play for it though

>>538260385
anything that slows you down several seconds sucks

>>538221528
>>538224312
>>538231416
>>538260027
What the fuck did bird people do to you?
>>538260368
That was a shit player, don't blame the birds.

>>538260385
I do it only before a field boss like golden hippo

Why do you negroes have to be so God damn zesty?

2/3 erg

>>538261426
I like this genocidal nazi miqqers

dont sleep on darkness incant as a offhand its low cost and it will save your life and your teammates

>>538261426
is miquella still wearing panties under that

>>538261585
shut the FUCK up and queue for the videogame

2/3 pc erg

roll dubs to win your next game

gg adel

>>538261426
>>538261839
liar im 1/3

>>538261426
Drop the name of your lora already

Is shiftyduck a good cock sucker?

>>538261579
it works on the nightlords?

>>538262445
no but you can grab her head and she just goes limp and lets you use her

>her
>she

>>538261865
I probably won't play another run for a few days, but I'll try to remember what happened here.

>>538261865
rolling

>>538262528
That sucks. Why wouldn't you want to be dominated and tortured by a woman?
My wife dominates me.

>>538262494
yeah worked on ED gladius when i was able to get one for a run it acted just like a duchess ult without the massive animation lock

really surprised me that it actually worked

Jar cannon raider is actually bad.
The jar cannon is only good on shifty- I mean revenant, recluse, guardian.

gg dog

I leveled up

>>538262916
no webm so shut the fuck up

I feel deep down in my heart dog got shadow nerfed

>>538263146
When is yys playing? Don't give me any bullshit just tell me.

Pepe more like poopoo because hes shit and always gets carried

>>538263358
poor guy

>>538263381
don't shittalk pepe. he's the one guy who usually says gg when I play with him whereas everyone else is a bratty bitch who doesn't even respond when I say gg. and he's not bad at all

>>538263381
>getting carried
>by guardian
lmao

three
more
days

>>538263381
He kills everything by himself, no idea how he does the damage.

>>538256626
shut up bitch

>>538263381
Even his sisters are abandoning him.

Everdog insists upon itself.

>>538263672
nyo!

Marais carried.

gg
duchess jump smash

>>538264386
>>538264391
gg that was fast

gg triple duchess grilling some hotdogs, super fun as always. that relic effect boosting attacks while invisible is really strong huh? seems perfect for rotted woods

>>538263487
the dawn of the next 2000 ggs and cope posts is upon us soon...

gg dog

>>538266417
gg hotdogs

>>538263146
you just got better at reading his moves and dodging. i was terrible at the fight when it first came out but can do it in my sleep now. that being said sometimes you just get gangbanged by all the dogs at once

>>538265221
I always miss the triple duchess games it's not fair!!!!!!!

>>538266536
I still get hit alot when the dogs jump away while you're close to them, it isn't telegraphed well at all and honestly it shouldn't even have a hitbox. They're just jumping

which one is better for duchess? i'm thinking the left one should be easier to play

>>538267278
I would go right

>>538264386
Is little money a new tranny?

>>538267589
No.

2/3 ed's , queue up

baited AGAIN
THE TWO TIME

>>538267589
yes

>>538267451
i've been using the loadout on the right for a few games and the 3rd relic's 1st and 2nd effect feels iffy... the FP restoration is really low and i'd rather have ult ready in the middle of a fight to either break the boss' AI or as an emergency dodge

it does seem like it has a higher DPS ceiling, but the one on the left has magic +2 so i thought like maybe it can pump out more or less the same DPS? idk give me your reasoning please

>>538267821
Weird because Wylder can also horizontal air jump.

>>538267821
I am once again proven right there are no good wylders in erg.

>>538267258
I love this cuddly tanned revkitten!

>>538267906
There's enough of a delay on it to get ya got if you aren't fast with it.

>>538267821
I had never seen anyone go through there and thought I might as well use the hook to do the same, but alas it did not work out. Thank you for mocking me.

>>538268061
Yeah.

>>538268186
>Thank you for mocking me.
it's ok I purposely try to be an ass and see if I can get people there.

>>538268186
>>538268331
Oh right, yea, there's a little ledge if you hug the rock you can land on and make that jump really easily. You can also just hookshot over the ledge as long as you don't do it toward the outside of course. A third way which is spooky is just jumping across and wall jumping back up onto the ledge. Everyone can make it.

>>538267278
Hey where's the stonesword key? How do you open evergaols without stone swords?
>>538267994
Pepe is a good wylder but he doesn't equip the ever goal relic

>>538268560
>Hey where's the stonesword key?
In your inventory.

gaolslavers giveme the ick

>>538268560
>he doesn't equip the ever goal relic
yeah ive gotten complacent w/ my relics and should probably change them up. been using the fire greatsword op meme attack for weeks. might swap that out and try gaolmaxxing if ive got a good one

New thread character idea: guy who always runs to the furthest possible church immediately after first camp

>>538268560
what >>538268636 said, and usually there's bound to be at least 1 in the first 2 POIS. that and the merchant town also sells 1 so it was never a problem? on average i think i got 2-3 gaols per run

>>538267821
I died here once because I bounced off the wall and I'm still pissed about it

>>538268912
My favorite meme is when I have 4 stonesword keys from my starting one + the first PoI giving me 3 and we're on FUCKING volcano so no matter what my routing is, we'll never use all of them.

early morning NA queue for EDs

gg adel

midwit gaolslaves dont realize that the 10 minutes they spend on that precious 20% extra damage they couldve explored more places and killed more bosses that actually drop weapons. so instead of a usable weapon you are now stuck with a shit one but at least it has 20% extra damage even though it still sucks!

>>538269096
haha that happened a few times to me too so not having a key at the start never felt like an issue

How do you pronounce 'gaol' anyway?

>>538269392
jail

>>538269358
Bad logic

>>538269392
It's literally just "Jail". It's an old british spelling.

>>538266536
No I feel like the same amounts of damage negation are going way further than they were in week 1 of dog, I got juggled for 5 or 6 seconds straight and I never went down, and I only went down once because I baited myself into going down past 30% hp into a frame trap

>>538267821
>team is fighting black knife in that area
>black knife is doing its black knife dodge/warp thing
>I as raider come in last just a few seconds behind
>black knife is at the edge
>upon joining the fight I go to jump attack and fly off the edge

ga ol

>>538269392
gay ol jail

>>538269581
reminder

>>538269319
>>538269549
gg that timing on Morgott really is something.

ggs marais dog
I hit the dog dead on with my ult but he didn't get interrupted, Fromsoft moment I guess

>>538269721
rocketjump in the wrong game

>>538269682
i almost never use the ult mid air because it always spills spaghetti

>>538267821
You don't have to do any silly parkour tricks you can literally just jump on the ledge on the left wall and you won't die takes no skill at all even a boomer like me can do it.

if you don't gg after our games you'll get blocked

>>538270507
have you considered it mightve been a bg?

>>538270507
can't get blocked if i block you first

>>538270507
We don't play with you though

>trying to get summoned
>pretty dead
>any host that does summon is doing some low scadu NG+++++++ without warning you

>>538271185
how are they supposed to warn you

I feel like stormwall has more active frame in later duration in nightreing

>>538271316
by changing their name to NG7WARNING

Good fight, I always forget to use the consumables.

>>538270507
no one says gg to me anymore...

>>538271478
We don't play with you.

>>538271441
>sissyslut

>>538270507
what if someone is ip/ranged banned for having dynamic ip

>>538271316
unironically >>538271390
people do it all the time and it lets me know that I can't tank hits like normal for easy extra damage and actually play the fight completely safe, otherwise it doesn't matter how high your vigor is. Especially if you're doing low/no scadu

>>538271628
He likes doing zesty dances.

>>538271513
incorrect and false

>>538270507
gg my bg (baby girl)

>>538271441
gg hotdog wylder and ironeye
probably spent too much on the libra deal and merchant but it worked out

>>538260027
GuardianGODS can recover their HP back to full every 5 minutes, your pitiful torture methods are useless.

>>538271441
>SHITeazu negro
>shiftyTROON
>some newfag
D tier team

gg
i'm sleeping

gg adel

gg

cant imagine bothering to fight adel with erg. the fight is totally free

If I ever need to solo ED Gladius from 50% again, I think I'll record it.

>>538273128
i like adel

>>538273368
i dont dislike the fight but i only do it with randoms at this point because its too easy

how do you go past d3 WITHOUT sneedger/sneedger tier cheating?
its simply impossible

gg gigadel

>>538273798
Ascension mode has him banned so is more fun overall.

whats a good executor skill mode heavy relic set up?
i'm over triple status, its good but i'd like to try raw damage + sekiro deflects (i'm pretty fucking good at deflects, I got all of waterfowl first try against Libra clones)

>>538274586
>Ascension mode
huh?

Does this game still put *** in stupid places for names?

>>538275237
poor guy

>>538273798
by playing ironeye

queue up niggers, I don't wanna play with randoms

gg gigadel
can't believe I died to phase transition
serves me right for not ult cancelling

gg raider and ironeye anons, that was by far the most fun run i've had in a while

>>538275543
ggs that was a fun run

>>538275543
This is proof Duchess is pure sexo.

when do you ult stagger adel to cancel tornado
every time I try to do it he just tanks it and continues on

>>538275331
I'm busy playing Shitsong.

>>538276282
she's a cute dork

How do I fuck do I ignore chinesetards? Every time I get into a game with a chinese it's always laggy and broken

>>538275543
>>538276641
Do you look like this IRL?