Thread 538196520

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>Previous Thread
>>537889001

First for posting frags.

>>538196849
need to audio version to hear him cry on voice

3 NIGAS
ON CART

>>538196849
based

>>538196849
Gabber down. Good kill.

>>538196520 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>538197527
cp_orange is very tf2 related

>>538197367
Didn't cry on voice that time, but here you go anyway, Anon.
https://files.catbox.moe/t4oore.mp4

>>538197787
>>538196849
Very nice anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFHDyySOA4g
EMPORIUM EXPOSED!!!

What should the next OP be?

>>538198170
>>538079081

>>538198170
>>538079081
this is good yes

>>538197787
damn, thanks

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>>538196520 (OP)
You are here 24/7.

>>538197375
>>538197518
>>538197751

>>538198209
>>538198267
I'm not against you, shupofag(s), but you're not making it easy.

>>538152558
Is it also fair to assume that his discord theory is true? >>538194414 Watch how people instantly start replying to it.

Did Zesty win yet?

>>538199196
what is zesty even supposed to win?

>>538199265
The employment lottery

>>538199493
To bag groceries? Death would be preferable

>>538198170
Gonta

>>538199493
Did that appeal work?

>>538199890
STOP SAYING THAT!

Me getting spawncamped as Spy waiting for the MvM update to drop

>>538196520 (OP)
Wasn't sure if I should've done a separate RED and BLU version for more space, but ohwell.

>>538199794
I wouldn't know about that. I'm a manager and receiver at work

>>538199908
You tell me

>>538199196
sex with wave

>>538201095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>>538199196
seconded for sex with wave the swallow

>>538200874
>spy
>getting spawncamped
play demo

>>538200971
give her the service medal

>>538200971
you did a good job lad

>>538200971
It's fine the way it is, don't worry about it

I been enjoying Day of Defeat Source as much as TF2 lately but the whole game has like two servers
Is it over

>>538198791
>thread was already active and getting 1 post per minute
>it's impossible for people to keep posting at the same rate without an external force just because you didn't like that post
nigga....

>>538202612
He doesn't understand that no one likes his threads.

>>538202705
or that he's the only one throwing a shitfit about anime

>>538202810
pretty much

>>538202040
He did a good job wasting his time making something cringe.

>>538202612
Nobody would reply to a low effort post like that unless they are apart of some group, also the thread was slow as hell before that post was made.

>>538201872
Mmkay.
>>538202040
>>538202447
Thanx, lads.

>>538203110
Awesome work bro.

>>538203052
>Nobody would reply to a low effort post like that unless they are apart of some group
or because you were already stirring the shit and asked what people wanted for the OP
you reap what you sow bitch nigga you got what you asked for
>also the thread was slow as hell before that post was made.
why are you lying retard

>>538202810
Why shouldn't I get mad at people making cringe edits of girl characters that have nothing to do with Team Fortress 2?

>>538203268
because he's a (you) farming retard

>>538203309
because the rest of us like them and there's way better uses of your time than having a tantrum and spiking your cortisol over a new mexican hat trading forum

>>538203508
If you like them then you are an incel manchild loser.

>>538203638
ironic coming from the blud who tells us every thread (without asking) that he has no job and lives with his mom lmao

>>538203718
LOL

steam friends

>>538203718
de_stroyed

>>538203268
>or because you were already stirring the shit and asked what people wanted for the OP
>you reap what you sow bitch nigga you got what you asked for
You are right about those statements, I did it on purpose. I am thinking about leaving this general soon and I am just looking for one more reason to have an autistic meltdown before I finally leave this place, forever!

>>538203907
>finally leave this place, forever!
do it, no balls

>he's busting out the avatarfag pics
if it weren't evident enough its the samefag

>>538203718
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Heavy_taunts05.wav

It is me
I am him
I am the samefag

>>538204027
It's not avatarfagging if it's related to the game, unlike with your anime girl avatars.

>>538204276
you owe me sex

>>538204379
Go stick your penis in a paper hole then.

>>538204278
based

>>538204473
the paper hole would feel better

Also i'm not an incel i'm a volcel.

>>538204570
ohhh

>>538204763
yeah, sure
that's what the all say

>>538204276
Friend? Who even are you twerp

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

Why is /tf2g/ so barron?

Why is /tf2g/ so sexy?

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

>>538204278
true

>>538208420
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>538209447
actual factual

>>538209447
this but femscout

>>538209447
this butt shupo

>>538209508
>-pre
I gotchu senpai

>>538209650
How embarrassing. Thanks, pally.

>>538207551
My girlfriend calls me her handsome baby :)

>>538209785
Mmph!

>>538209508
>>538209650
>>538209785

Why is /tf2g/ so trans?

>>538210280
it wasn't until you got here

>>538209958
You're too fat to have sex.

>>538210490
ohhh

>>538210280
Pyro ruined the TF2 community.

so nozomi is the smug one?

gotta say, silksong final boss is really fucking hard

>>538211532
No that's green tomato head

>>538211532
yea

>>538213032
why is she smilling at me like that

>>538210028
the hothand would be good if this was used as the killsound
>>538213114
smug overload

>>538213114
Because it's AI slop

>>537568628
So anime anon. How is your colleg life?

>>538213505
is good (I'm a second year), some teachers are a bit annoying to deal with tho
>send an email with a question
>ask the teacher later if she got it
>oh I did see it, it wasn't an issue so I didn't reply
>this assignment, who knows how long it should be, could be 10 pages or 15? I haven't decided yet
>hand in 7 pages thinking I will have to do more work to supplement it later because idk what more to write, got a 4/5

>>538209958
>My girlfriend
be sure to check under those garments everyonce in a while, who knows? may be its a tranny

Blessed please get yourself banned again, you're a sore on the ass of /tf2g/

>>538219941
why is tf2g full of faggots like you? pic rel

>>538200997
you still work at a grocery store you sad fat faggot

>>538219941
>>538220137
samefag spotted lmao. this shit is just sad. what has become of /tf2g/

>>538220137
Forget to clear your name dumbass?

>>538220116
He's the 2nd best poster here after the demofloyd poster.

>>538219941
>>538220137
>>538220417
absolute cinema

>>538220475
he's a sad fat faggot who works at a grocery store

>>538220552
Better than attaching anime girls to all of your posts on a TF2 general.

no one's doing that

when will the update be out bros? i think eric is the bad guy here

>>538220849
Many posters here do.

>>538220961
2 more weeks

>>538220961
Eric is too busy playing Silksong, next month.

>>538220137
more pictures like this pls

>>538221692
meant for
>>538209447
>>538209508

more tf2 shupos pls

>>538220961
I'm starting to think there is no "part 1" and Jay just can't properly communicate.

>>538225061
>Jay just can't properly communicate.
You should have learned this from "update sized update" not actually meaning "update sized update"

He's so perfect bros

>>538224212
Shupo with Pistol. Give update.

>>538220264
>>538220552
I work at a grocery store, yes. However, I'm a manager making salary, so I'm not some generic part timer making minimum wage. I'd say more chubby than fat. And I may be flamboyant, but I'm a fairly straight man

Almost as straight as my Detonator shots in Team Fortress 2. Just a tiny little arc

>>538226382
>I'd say more chubby than fat
mexifat cope
fat is fat

>>538226382
>"fairly" straight
love that you had to qualify it, lmao gay boy

Update next week bros

>>538226382
obese muttoid

>>538226879
You don't know what that word means.

>>538198152
Interesting video, but holy fuck, he needs to work on his accent/pronunciation.

>>538226841
FOOLISH SAMURAI!
You shall never receive your precious update HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>538221692
sure anon, shupofags will kneel at the sight of aether

There's an amazing joke to be made off this ad as a base but I can't think of it nor would I be skilled enough to execute it even if I did

>>538239549
op is pic rel lol

how bad are the latino TF2 communities when it come to circlejerking?

alr folks, i havent been enjoying tf2 much lately. might come back when screen fortress rolls around. when's that again? Dont wanna miss a single day.

>>538245974
>when's that again? Dont wanna miss a single day.
Usually October 1st but last year it was the 10th

this comic character reminded me of Scout TF2

>>538245974
have you tried comp? it unlocks a whole new way to experience the game in a more cohesive way with teammates committed to playing together towards the same goals

>>538248237
Scout would think like that

>>538246205
thanks anon, i'll drop back in October

>>538248340
>it unlocks a whole new way to experience the game
not really friendly for newbies is it? i have 1200 hours on the game

>>538250225
>not really friendly for newbies is it?
it is if you join a newbie-focused group
like tf2cc or etf2np
https://discord.gg/ybSYAd9
https://discord.gg/GVnfBfbffQ
>i have 1200 hours on the game
thats plenty enough to join a newbie comp group

This taunt would be fine if the demoman one didn't look like garbage

>>538250813
It fits his character that he's falling over and he looks kinda cool doing it

>>538250813
>This taunt would be fine
its one of the best taunts we've gotten in a hot minute. wdym nigger? shop shagging the troons at troonporium

>>538250813
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YlWpCt7DaHs
It's actually a cultural problem, Americans like to lean on objects but people from other countries don't. It's kind of weird to see Demoman leaning on the flagpole in this taunt, but it makes sense when Scout does it.

>>538252352
He's not leaning on it retarded animeposter he plants it straight and then falls over, using it to keep himself upright because he's drunk

>>538252765
It still counts as leaning, he's putting his weight on the flagpole while standing at an angle eccentric to perpendicular to the ground. That's called "leaning".

>>538252918
But not leaning "on it" because his body isn't on it, and even then you're stretching the definition because he's leaning and the pole isn't
you're just an obsessed retard that wsnted an excuse to rant about americans, if you actually played the game and saw how demo falls over you wouldn't have come up with that bullshit

the only populated vanilla server is tiny kitty's girl pound

>>538253745
https://youtu.be/xOE8TK5UQEk?t=488
I have seen the taunt in-game and he's clearly leaning on the flagpole
>b-b-but the Demoman is clearly pulling on the flagpole, not pushing on it
Leaning can apply tensile force, it does not exclusively involve a pushing force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFHDyySOA4g&ab_channel=MoronicRoc
huh so the problem was this bad

>>538253860
not true

>>538253860
I WAS BANNED FROM THAT SERVER BECAUSE I USED THE PHLOG + JETPACK IN BALLOON RACE.

>>538254670
no random crits on trannytopia and castaway is full of pedos

>>538254878
but these are vanilla so you're wrong

>>538255139
hard to call uncletopia vanilla when it has class limits and no random crits but ok

>>538255272
>vanilla features of the base game are not vanilla

>>538255317
groomer dane i'm not gonna play on your server

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3563359106
They did the thing

This game is straight trash. Everything does 2x the damage it should. Engineer is a joke class that gets hard countered by half the roster. Sniper is disgustingly overpowered and ruins the game. Spy is a meme class and his best weapon just turns him into a worse Sniper. All of the fun weapons are all garbage downgrades now. How the hell did I play this for 3000 hours from 2011 to 2015?

>>538255969
hmm in a baiting mood, are ye?
>Engineer is a joke class that gets hard countered by half the roster.
Only if the team is really bad. If the team is decent or good then engie is useful and playable.
>sniper
In theory yes, in practice no. I have only encountered a very few god snipers. Most snipers are honest to god trash. Or just painfully mediocore.
>spy is a meme class
I kinda agree because a lot of things spy does can be done better with sniper.
But, spy can be useful at destroying the enemies logistics. Spy can and could destroy engies teleporters, which hurts the enemy team a lot.
Spy is also useful at making the enemy lose focus and get paranoid. Depending how well you play spy, spy can cause the enemy to spend some of their time focusing on GETTING THAT DAMN SPY, instead of completing or protecting the objective.

>random crits are good because.... they just are!!! uncle dane is against them so they must be good
this is your brain in contrarianism

>>538256308
>POOTIS
>funny, he told me somethin similar

>>538254670
really don't want to deal with europoo ping
>>538254712
the fuck

>>538257038
>the fuck
THEY (fix caps lock), the admin, said I was probably a kid or something. Weird, guess he or she was pissed off by the phlog + jetpack combo...

>>538257306
jeez how much does someone got to have a skill issue to not kill something out in the open and stuck in place when activating crits
>or she
mmmm i don't know about that chief

>>538258135
I would mmph, jetpack onto the boat, and just kill people. Rinse and repeat.
The admin probably got pissed off about that, lmao

>>538255969
nah bro Sniper is perfect you just gotta git gud and respect his sightlines

>>538233709
ZestyDAMN.

>>538256873
The contrarian opinion is being anti-random crits however. If random critical hits were really so bad, then everyone would just play on community servers that disable them, but they don't. Many people like random crits for letting you go on a fragging rampage.

>>538258678
people are not "choosing" to play on valve servers because of any specific configuration or server cvar, its just convenient, even if its borderline unplayable in any mode thats not payload or A/D (or similar)

>>538224212
where's the updetto....

we are so back, newbie bros
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65927/etf2np-team-drive-for-etf2l-season-50

Just a heads up for my favorite anons, the update has been cancelled. We'll be announcing it on the blog soon, along with a call for the playerbase to move to Deadlock. We hope you'll enjoy playing that game instead. XOXO

How do you do, fellow gamers? I would also like to callout (get it? Comp pun? Heheh) that we are instead working on dismantling casual...get this...ready? To make it even more comp accessible! Isn't that epic? The matchmaker will take a long vacation, maybe to Banana Bay XD
We hope you like this new direction and hope to see you gamers rolling out to mid!
Jill...out!

>>538264304
you laugh but the comp mode flopped much harder than casual because comp players have higher standards than your average tf2 player

Oh and btw all the mercs support trans rights, they may be from the 1960s but they've never seen trans people as problematic. So rejoice! Because it's canon now :)

>>538264550
if by higher standards you mean they want to remove half the classes and weapons from the game completely, yes

>>538265268
no classes are removed from the game
most unlocks are kept
>but you must accept all the unbalanced slop from valve with no criteria
no

BOO NIGGA

Workshop troons be seethin'

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3563085348
New coomerbait boss just dropped

>>538266052
the vampire was better

Troonshop shenanigans are ramping up... Yep, I can tell it's almost time for Halloween

>>538265763
I don't get it, why is Soldier wearing a suit and tie?

Are community creators this bad in other games too? Or is it just a TF2 thing

>>538250225
> i have 1200 hours on the game
my medic from last season who is now playing main has 1200 hours
If you're NA, join newbie mixes friday 9pm est. they'll teach you what the roles are

>>538267203
He looks so fucking stupid it's ridiculous.

>>538262371
It's still dumb to frame the pro-random crits argument as "contrarianism" when the majority of people play TF2 with random crits enabled. Some people dislike Uncle Dane and they would disagree with anything he says, but that's honestly understandable since he has taken a lot of illogical positions.

In any case, TF2 needs more gameplay mechanics, not less.

>>538265763
>What's even funnier a lot of their excuses for something that should not be in the game can be easily refuted
>doesn't refute nor give a real argument to WHY spy should now be able to have a cosmetic that can completely remove his team coloured recognisable balaclava which has always been a large part of spy's trademark look

>>538267489
>It's still dumb to frame the pro-random crits argument as "contrarianism" when the majority of people play TF2 with random crits enabled.
Its dumb to frame this as a choice rather than just the default option thats enabled on servers
If valve never created the concept of random crits, TF2 would still be as popular and nobody would go "gee, what this game really needs is a random chance to do triple damage"

>>538267613
>If valve never created the concept of random crits, TF2 would still be as popular and nobody would go "gee, what this game really needs is a random chance to do triple damage"
It's not possible to say that for sure, random elements are part of this game and TF2 has never been a stranger to RPG mechanics.

>>538265763
Its pretty telling the lack of creativity of the worksloppers that they need to remove iconic parts of a character in order to fit in their generic Halloween hat

when spy mains jump around trying to surf my explosives i like not shooting at them and watch them being so needy for my rockets they're like little submissive sissies wanting to hop on my cock so bad and getting denied

>>538267489
>TF2 needs more gameplay mechanics, not less.
I would much prefer if they reverted 10 patches of bad updates instead however, but I agree nonetheless.

I saw Zesty Jesus at a grocery store in Dallas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen mustard cupcakes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each cupcake and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

you know what's the problem?
Even if the MvM maps mission/maps are all good (they won't), valve will fuck it up monetization-wise wise
just watch

>>538271832
just get us some new australiums
it's that shrimple

>>538271832
There are some outliers but most people play for the shiny weapons, if valve recycles them from other tours nobody is gonna give a shit unless the new tours can be completed faster than two cities.

>>538271832
how would they fuck it up when it's already done? at worst just retexture the ticket for the new tour(s)

>>538265763
>spy
>hunched position
????????

>>538265763
Holy moly!
It's Gypsy Crusader but bald!

>>538271832
all they have to do
>add ks kits for weapons that don't have one yet
>add new aussies (maybe new killstreak effects if they feel like it)
>keep the tour(s) to 3-4 missions
most people buy tickets from ingame out of convience so no need to mess with that
There is NO WAY the tf "team" could fuck this up right

>>538272115
they are not making new australiums, lets be real here
meaning they either make the new tour faster to complete, meaning the old tours will be completely abandoned because of minmaxing tacobot faggotry, or they are too hard/slow, which means they'll be completely abandoned in a month or two

Sapper replacement for the Spy that lets him place decoys that move around and shoot (they don't deal any damage though)

>>538272493
>they are not making new australiums, lets be real here
If Valve wants anybody to care about it, releasing new Australiums in the update is necessary. Otherwise it's just a potato.tf mission.

pretty crazy that potato.tf uses scrap.tf as a donation method considering what happened on there

>>538276632
what happened on there?

scrap.tf, whatever happened there

how long does it take to take good at soldier? I'm decent at rocket jumping. bombing is fine. normally a KD ratio of 1.5< if the team is decent. about 1 if the team is shit

stock and gunboats but I cycle thru the banners usually for last

>>538277550
forgot to mention i have about 200 hours on soldier only

>>538276952
basically one of the owners of the site and some of the admins got minors to send them illicit pictures and the whole thing was kinda memory holed since they are all still involved with the site

>>538277490
Whatever happened there? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! I'll tell you what fucking happened: this piece of shit site owner groomed the kid without any provocation whatsoever!

>>538271832
What is in that drink?

>>538257306
https://fluffycat.gay/shop/

moderator for one month is $50 and getting unbanned is also $50, for $100 you can get unbanned and buy mod to ban the fag that did it to you

>>538276632
Even worse with TFConnect since Valve is involved with that one

>>538277876
it was well over ten years ago, the only "evidence" that ever arose was a SINGLE not even explicit but just generally suggestive image of a 17 year old who was of legal age in his country and sent it completely consensualy to another adult

the only reason I can image anyone here would care is geel permabanned a bunch of 4chan users from his netwrok of trading sites after he stopped using a tripcode in tf2g around the time 4chan went full chudmode over trump and you are probably one of those seething oldtroons who is still pissed they are blacklisted from the majority of the trade market because they did not consider the consequences of their actions

jeez my feet sure are tired...anyone know where I could perhaps rest them?

>>538257306
being underage is against the rules on tkgp and you probably are underage for that matter since those kinds of bans are only given out with proper evidence. maybe you THOUGHT it was a bullshit ban because you were using phlog at the time, but the mod team does check at least the steam profile of every user who joins for the first time to weed out children and cheaters, sometimes digging a bit deeper if they have a lead on underage/haxxing

if you are truly an adult join the discord and message an admin, you wont need to provide ID proof or anything but if you keep acting like a spastic teenager do not expect to be allowed back in

>>538278792
pornography

>1523 + 502
>I am...forgotten...

>>538279178
how much do they pay you to run damage control on here, do they even pay you in real money or tf2 hats?

>>538279946
I get paid directly by the players :^)

>>538279716
Nu-uh

>>538279178
>the only reason I can image anyone here would care is geel permabanned a bunch of 4chan users from his netwrok of trading sites
yes, that's a shitty thing to do, creating bait raffles to ban innocent people

>>538279716
AKSHULLY

>>538279716
All those red flags and this dude STILL fell for it

>>538279716
All he did was copy Zesty's talking points, even going so far as to copy his vocabulary, he was always kind of cringe, even before the tranny dating incident.

>>538277550
About 5 minutes

>>538280436
Mismagius...

Is there a reason why people buy mvm tickets off the market for 1.04$ when they could just buy them from the store for 99 cents? Am i missing something?

>>538265763
he's right though. you have to be blinder than i am to not be able to tell what class that is

>>538285132
currency conversion rates make SCM cheaper compared to in-game depending on where u are from

also a shit ton of third world money laundering happens with tf2 keys and tickets and other items ever since they cracked down on it in csgo years ago

The emporium burnt my shake :(

New nuke incoming
https://youtu.be/DFHDyySOA4g

>>538286769
stop spamming this

how it FEELS to play on weapon revert servers

>>538287520
that poor engi...

>>538286769
Holy shit!!

>>538286769
You need to go to a speech therapist

>>538286769
>>538198152
>ZestyJesus: Button up, they'll be after you now
Zesty knows these people are psychotic, based

Mister MoronicRoc? The Emporium sends its regards.

>>538265763
>Emily Vasquez
I knew someone who wanted to fuck her sona really badly.

MoronicRoc's house after he turns on his computer

anyone else play tf2classic here?

>>538265763
What's wrong? This is clearly the Scout.

>>538292243
no we play the good version of tf2

>>538292243
I haven't played it since it first came out. I'm interested in trying it out again but I'm waiting for it to release on Steam first

https://youtu.be/oqr3WJxYqdI?t=1963
>Zesty is worried about the vampire lady >>538064656 because of its implications on TF2's lore
Does he know how much has already been injected into TF2's "lore"? TF2 is the common link between the Assassin's Creed, Fallout New Vegas, Batman, and Disgaea universe if you try to take the lore seriously.

Kind of hilarious how the new Halloween bosses are obviously tranny self inserts

>>538294248
Just because the ceiling has a hole that leaks water doesn't mean it's okay to add more holes. Also, he says that despite shilling for krampus just a while ago.

>>538295143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>>538294248
I don't think anyone looks at random community maps and bosses and goes, "This is official lore."

>>538296269
Incredibly gassy

I'd take 10 mobster maps being added officially over a single w*man vshit boss

>>538294248
>eceleb is retarded
more news at 11

The Untold Story Of TF2's Capture The Flag (35:02)

>>538294789
vampire lady fits with TF2 thematically howbeit, it's not on the same level as the furry OC krampus or even the Cuban announcer on pl_embargo.

>>538296269
The salmann from koth_slime are canon
>source
me, I like them

>>538294248
>>Zesty is worried about the vampire lady because of its implications on TF2's lore
>its implications on TF2's lore
>TF2's lore
CAPTHA: 4SAAR

>>538286769
Is this Anti-Semitic?
>>538292243
I like it. Why?

>>538297330
Krampus is better than 95% of the Halloween maps (despite being Christmas-themed)

How's your Sunday been, tf2g family?

I've been at work, found out I have the top grossing frozen department in the company this week, did a good job making progress on cleaning out my inventory, all while listening to the Jets (hardly) beating the Steelers. Maybe I'll launch up Team Fortress 2 if the Jets win :)

>>538294248
Halloween maps aren't canon. It's like The Simpsons, where they're allowed to do strange and non-canon ideas. But with that being said, it should be expected that both The Simpsons and TF2 correspond with their original versions at least somewhat.

>>538298078
what about merasmus and monoculus?

>>538297993
I'm sick as fuck in real-life and currently playing as the Medic class.

>muh canon
who gives a shit? anything added after 2008 may aswell be a community mod, nobody cares about some comicslop

BOO!

>>538298390
Sick like sunglasses cool sick or sick like sniffle cough sniffle sick? I just got over my cold yesterday, for the most part, thank Christ. Sick, bro. Any good pockets?

>>538296497
must be all that shrimp

>>538298789
Sick as in nauseous. No good pockets, just... 3 snipers and 3 spies on every team. Sucks.

Why do so many furries gravitate towards pyro?

>>538297993
Viva since you're a Latinx, can you tell me why Latinxos in Amerca treat avocados like a vegetable when everyone else treats avocados like a fruit, to be eaten with sweet food?

The reason VSH should have never been officially added is not because it breaks the lore or doesn't fit TF2. One simple reason.
The way it determines who is to become the next Saxton is shit.

>>538299154
I'd be nauseous having to heal these random bottom scorers in this dogshit playerbase too. Sorry you gotta put up with these shitters

269
I wouldn't know. I either use it as a side with my eggs and bacon every morning or as a topping on sandwiches for lunch here and there

>>538299178
Think of the full body suit as like a bra but for furries. It leaves something to the imagination, and they can pretend pyro is a dog underneath the suit

>>538299732
um pyro is a shark under the suit get it right

>>538299269
sexo fox