Thread 538423912

>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11th
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>538299685

2/3 nigger

I’m happy with my performances

How long can /eg/ go without an autist sperging out? Find out!

>>538423829
>>538422828
trvkes

wish i was home playing nightreign

>>538424121
>>538424147
12 seconds

the defense on fully charged r2 is so good look at this shit

imagine being so upset about people saying gg in the thread you decide to spam like an uppity nigger
unreal levels of mental illness on display here

need cute latino sissy bf to cuddle with
also 1/3

Realistically, I'm the only person here who will make it to depth 5.

>>538424628
>poop pots in inventory
hey terr

>+24 forked greatsword flame art flaming strike
>666 AR
thank you satan

>>538424925
I want to see his feet!

>>538424701
>think about maybe opening up /erg/
>realize it's just gonna be 750 posts of "good job 3dog, thanks for the pickup on night 2!"
>don't come to thread
Literal cancer. Wasting the thread with little personalized handjobs that only matter to 3 people at a time is maximum pollution

the full moon is out today

>>538425325
the thumbnail looked like a back view of a werewolf standing at a urinal pissing

>>538425219
he's mine!

>>538425292
and yet here you are in the thread. curious.

>>538425292
>hmm i don't like this thing
>this means I should make it even worse for everyone involved
Kill yourself, spamming troon.

>>538425675
Yeah, against my better judgement.

>>538425768
I never spammed anything. I think that guy's based though, you recognized that your behavior is basically spam when you accused him of being harmful.

I should be allowed to report mountaintop hosts for griefing

>play like shit souls games are hard
>reaction time ruined by low T from too much jorking my weenir
>get carried by a girl in a dress(revenant) that is much harder to play than my class (guardian)
>come to thread see everyone doing well and saying gg
ngl Im jealous and mad too at the GG posts

>>538426158
Name? Unironically curious.

>>538426228
Ace

>>538425975
How are you meant to cool down the hot dogs without a trip to the mountains?

>>538424628
>>538425009
kek, real

>>538426664
>>538425009
Poison pots are mandatory with troon merchant on the team.

I'm so erg pilled. I'm a cute little ergie.

>>538427213
Would you be interested in joining my harem of revenant daughter-wives?

>>538425292
If you try to start real discussion you just get people paying the "I don't need to use anything good because I never get hit AND my dick is bigger than yours" game

>>538427213
me too!!

I don't say gg because I don't want to pressure other people into saying gg if they thought it was a bg or just an unremarkable g

>>538424147
>>538425292
>>538425885
Facts. No lies detected. They hated him because he spoke the truth.

>>538427926
Me hugging sad and lonely /erg/ anons!

aaaaaaiieeeee por favor sénor trump do not deportedo me o algo

blud got that square jaw doe

GG boys

Crystal burst or Shattering crystal?

>>538428680
did you just...say...GG?! IN MY THREAD?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN XHE SAID IT!!!!!

>>538424997
Realistically you look like that and will have sex with me

13 out of 43 posts aren't filtered
holy fuck this place is horrible during active NA hours

a puppygirl is joining the queue be there or be a square

1/3
Play with me

gg

erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
sycjs
gemmy
>B tier
yys
lero sister
monica
zullie
>C tier
miquella goonette
nora kisaragi
shiftyduck
gemmy clone
>D tier
madison
rellana roleplayer

>>538430404
>>538430172
>terr stars queuing
>these posts pop up at the same time
Hmmmm....

>>538430525
it's /erg/ culture howeveralthoughjeeit

>>538430525
Terr is a very bad and inconsistent player

>>538430525
Terr is a very loyal and ugly player

>>538430525
it's this guy, also the brown that killed /dsg/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/oulero

>>538430172
>Q
???
What this mean?

a wylder is queuing
listen and learn

fun game guys, no downs to the 3dog so this is proven to be a meta comp

>>538431314
but im the one that killed dsjee doe

>>538431387
It means porn-addicted degenerate

>>538430172
>>538431387
Don’t talk to yourself thanks

Is the update out tonight?

My fault on that wipe. I was having way too much fun charging those bolts.

fuck me, that guardian was fucking useless

damn, unlucky game almost had them

>>538431387
the Q stands for Queen of Spades, it means that you only fuck black men. which sycjs does ofcourse!

>>538432673
They were erasing that dog like nothing, you need to invest in "less likely to be targeted" next time.
GG anyways

>>538432687
are guardians ever useful?

2/3
queue up

>>538432687
Y'all will come back crying asking Birdgods to rescue you from depths 5.

>>538432687
That useless PIGEON would be more productive as poultry for the stew

>>538434140
It doesn't matter how much damage depth 5 mobs will do. Without DPS you can't snowball, and nightreign is fundamentally about snowballing.

What is bird going to do? Use his ult to rez the underleveled, undergeared team only for them to die 30 seconds later?

Birds should only use their most OP ability: Leave the game and weaken mobs by 33%

>>538432687
>>538432806
>>538434418
Are the sisters still trying this?

>>538434418
NTA but Bird will be useful in depths.
Charged Halberd creates winds relic for Bird is the best aggro generator in the game because it does ridiculous stagger damage to everything. Its the most stagger damage in the game by far, try it out.

It's kinda neat in current runs but everything dies fast enough that it doesn't matter, but on depths this relic will 110% be the play.

gg dog

>>538432673
>>538432687
>>538432694
>losing with erg
names?

I am very curious what the /erg/ PSN group has to say about us. Those guys don't even post screenshots or webms anymore.

>>538435007
Tears rolling out of my eyes reading this post

>>538434418
bird depth respecs give him wylder-tier quality stats or revenant-tier faith
technically executor-tier arcane is also on the table if fromsoft doesn't fix his bugged relic

>>538428081
Fuck off

>goats are demons hehe
I had no idea Japan would jump on the christcuck hating goats propaganda train

Will Duchess actually have a dex build in depths or is she stuck as a spellsword without mana

GG!

>>538436567
ggs nice run

gg level 2 mausoleum knight, went really smooth.

GG starter camp, that was super smooth.

>>538436934
>>538437084
uh oh melty

gg hotdog

GG on that fell omen gaol, could not have done it without erg.

>>538432806
yes, but this dude was hitting the dogs with black flame, had 0 holy weapons and an unupgraded shield, and he played like someone who's playing the game for the first time ever. the password might have gotten leaked for real

>>538434140
I was a guardian too, dumbass

>>538435459
I spend too much time here because at first I just assumed this said sex build

>>538431590
>bunch of mid tiers pressing le l1
woooah

>>538437483
bird on bird crime

>>538437290
>casting as a guardian
>using fire spells against gladius
>warrior jar shard when you aren't even using skills
This is like three different levels of retarded
>>538437483
Guardian is weak but at least Yerbatero is actually good at the game.

>>538437290
aren't you a shitter ragequitter? you have no right to talk about other players faggot

people talk about people on erg ragequitting but i've never had anyone ragequit in over 300 matches with erg
really makes u think

>>538437290
>two guardians
>no shifting earth
>on ED gladius of all things

game crd'd rejoining

>>538437709
I only ever rage quit like 2 times with erg and it was both with sludge merchant.

>>538437829
Nothing is true unless someone webms it.
When something happens there's always a webm

>>538437621
Yerbatero is dogshit. Literal F tier material and yes one of the reasons why is because xhe plays shartdian.

gg dog

>>538437290
>quitter talking about the password getting leaked
lol lmao

>>538438189
The day after I outed you someone else caught you quitting

>>538437290
I played with that guy before, here. I think he's just a bit new

>>538437290
Guardian has 21 faith

GG raider and Recluse
That run was cursed but we carry on, I think we saw a glimpse of what await for us in Deepth mode

That was a fun Adel fight. GG

>>538437290
That poor Wylder did not deserve the back cramps

>>538440559
Which is really bad. It's about on par with Revenant trying to use colossal weapons.

>>538440913
Why do people hate the birdman so much?

>>538440913
Nihilist always three bars against Gladius. That's just a nightmare team in general.

>>538441198
He's the only one who didn't make the mistake of playing badWylder/badRaider

gg revs thanks for carrying me that fight. horrible drops this run

That run started out rough with the crashing. Sorry I had a hard time keeping up, guys. At least I didnt die to boss so at least I wasnt complete dead weight

>>538441650
gg raider

gg elder lion level 15, hard fought victory.

GG guardian golem, went really smooth.

Why does the /dsg/schizo hate it when people say GG? Is it because he doesn't actually play NR?

finished metal gear solid delta. great game, i laughed whenever ocelot meowed

>>538442367
no, its because no one cares about your dick sucking trio orgy, talk about the game/strategies, you can keep ggs in your trooncord server

>>538442369
Konami kicked Kojima out but keeps his masterpiece.

>>538442458
this is the same person posting bbcspam btw

>>538442369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ah0UQONBYE

>>538442458
Its how we can tell if you were playing with a random or with a native. Sorry no one has ever said gg to you, maybe if you werent such a cunt you'd have an easier time in social situations.

>>538442367
>>538442528
>>538442652
So heckin true and valid, my fellow xister!

>>538442528
>>538442652
again, no one gives a shit about the fact that you finished the match, half the thread is gg as if anyone gives a shit

people need to start reporting that as off topic, which it is

gg adel nice work except bird couldn't into aggro

I hit adel with my ult again and it didn't cancel his spergout, FIX THE FUCKING GAME FROMSOFT

>>538442997
i was wondering what you were doing being so close to him during his aoe + storm combo kek

gg dog fun fight

>>538442369
Same i finished it a few days ago. i have the phantom pain, should i play that next or is there another i need to play first?

My first zero rescued allies/deaths hotdog. My weapons drops where ass though

>>538443881
Depends. Are you interested in the serie or not?
Chronologically, Peace Walker (on PSP) comes between MGS III and Phantom Pain.

>>538444191
is portable slop canon?

>>538437829
>le anecodote
Compelling stuff anon, if you don't see it, it doesn't happen, right?

>>538443881
I started with the remaster bundle of 2/3/4/Peace walker. Personally thought they held up well except peace walker which is the prequel to phantom pain but it is just an upscale psp game

>>538444251
Yes. Phantom Pain refers to events in Peace Walker. And the demo for Phantom Pain in which you rescue Paz.

>>538444382
wow! thanks /erg/

>>538439805
Hey sludge 'member when you were outed as a 3bar liar by ShifyQueen?

>>538437829
no one does it anymore because everyone knows everyone now and it would ruin their reputation

>>538444191
>>538444346
>>538444382
i don't really want to have to emulate peace walker. is it worth torrenting and playing ground zeroes before phantom pain?

>>538441083
Birds are kind of smug bastards irl. They just fly around shitting on everything like they think they're better than us.

>>538444382
based mods cleaning up the trash

>>538443037
BUILT for 3bar floor kissing

>>538444565
Yes and no. Ground Zero is a bit of a demo for Phantom Pain, but story-wise, it's very important since, story wise:
Peace Walker deals with Big Boss building Mother Base, and the whole game has a spy messing things up. Ground Zero is about Big Boss breaking the former spy out of an American prison, at the same time Motherbase get attacked, setting you up for Phantom Pain.


>>538444628
You're still around, sadly...

>>538444714
My last run against giga Adel as Recluse...
>Captcha
>HRT TM

>>538444764
okay thank you, i'll torrent it in that case. i really enjoyed delta so i think i'll play as much mgs as i can

2/3 both EDs
start queueing

>>538444934
On some aspect, Peace Walker can be even better than Phantom Pain.
Like, some enemies are immune to melee, and there's a lot of stuff about cardboard boxes. Even a cardboard tank, while you sadly can't play with, since I know it requires a friend.

And tapes.
Lot of fucking tapes, for fuck sake.

>>538444835
Good girl, that's where you belong.

>>538444764
>>538444802
kys tranny faggot no one likes you

>>538445164
<3

>>538445329
stop spelling words with two xs fagg

Flashed my BIOs and had to disable a bunch of settings but hopefully I wont crash on you guys all the time

>>538445510
You're right I'm extremely horny right now I should be using 3xs. Floormaxxxing and Bimbomaxxxing on Recluse....

>>538445164
>>538445329
>>538445653
See >>538445198

>>538442934
>half the thread is gg posts
>but nobody cares or likes it
Mutually exclusive ideas from captain retard over here.

>>538442652
>>538444628
based

>>>538445510
>You're right I'm extremely horny right now I should be using 3xs. Floormaxxxing and Bimbomaxxxing on Recluse....

>>538445926
Why do you answer your own posts?

i'm terrible at recluse and i didn't get a single purple staff
no passives
and who the fuck is that wylder using incants

triggered the troons with a single word, that's efficiency

>>538446146
did my best but level 8 revenant ain't gonna solo a nightlord in my hands

>>538446151
Man, you're obsessed, my dude. You're obsessed with dudes. That says a lot about you.

>>538437290
You lost becuase you didnt triple stack the bird.

GG. Gonna try fire damage recluse tomorrow.

>>538443037
Built for heavy thrusting spear weapons

>>538446146
>>538446286
Level 8? What the fuck even happened

>>538446494
everyone 3 bars sometimes. We won and that's all that matters.

>>538446573
none of us got loot
i shit the bed on recluse really hard
revenant didn't get any loot
we died a collectively like 9 times on crater gargoyle
our wylder was using incants with a name i've never seen before and did virtually 0 damage on every boss for some reason
it was all around a horrible run and the first i've ever wanted to quit out

>>538446286
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH LEVEL 8

>come back to the thread
>it's still GGposting and now Metal -fucking Gear talk
This thread is a joke lol, you fucking retards deserve the rope.

>>538446573
Repeated deaths and corpse runs vs a fucking valiant gargoyle in crater lmao
Didn't help our Wylder was in fucking Narnia when we started the fight

>>538446875
Let me guess, you got bullied in school again?

Is there any reason for this gg hate besides antisocial spergs just looking for things to be mad about

>>538446875
You seem upset.

>>538447149
A lot of people here seem to be mad when you grab seals and cast incants without using a tranny character as if it's the worst thing you can do

>>538446875
Whining all the time is very unattractive, anon.

>>538447149
Anons are probably just bullying the sisters again.

>>538446875
Nobody like a whiner, Anon. Consider this.

>didn't get a blowjob today
>But dick is still sore from the one I got yesterday so it's ok
Should I play raider or executor for this feel?

>>538447290
Good, I'd hate to arouse one of you AGP shitsmears.

>>538447207
Nah it's just sad and pathetic.

>>538447010
Nah, your mom was just telling me how sad she is that her son is a pathetic legsock tranny

>>538447405
Call the cops nigger.

>>538447506
Yes, you're angry. How sad that you get so easily triggered...

>>538447149
The schizos are all pent up because they havent had a good melty in a while.

>>538446818
>>538446978
Damn that sounds rough, yea you would've been better off just leaving I don't think anyone here would've cared
Was the wylder called Owl by any chance?

>>538446874
>That one adel seed where you fight ancient dragon followed by dragonkin soldier

gg rev and recluse
what an effortless dog fight

>>538447506
holy triggered kek

>>538448047
Just had that happen to me for the first time yesterday, was not expecting it. Thank fuck flasks were restored

>>538444934
the only worthwhile MG game is Revengenance
the rest is cringe pretentious politics and 2smart4u concepts that only a teen would find thought provoking

gg nigger and faggot, that rat at the starting camp really made us work hard

>>538446874
I hope the DLC adds Senessax as a night boss

>>538448236
None of the plots are 2smart4u unless you're mentally retarded

>>538448135
gg
i got to throw frisbees pretty much uninterrupted that whole fight

GG triple dog

>>538448538
that's called irony, the games are actually low iq and dogshit, with 5 being the only one that's fun to play

>uhm actually there's 50 secret jew orgs and everyone in there starts a new org eventually and also memes, meowing and ebul gubernments

GG bros we got the church

I finally got to witness the Greatbow Guardian

>>538448810
Greatbow Guardian is trash. Wylder and Raider are the Lion Greatbow kings.

>>538448786
nuuu stop saying gg it makes me sadge

>>538448810
I had no idea the corpses at the crater drop can drop legendaries that's kinda ridiculous

>>538448726
ggs
I had fantastic loot but had to drop my holy stuff because I couldn't use all of it

GG xisters, that pack of demihumans was really tough!

>>538448952
ye, all corpses in all 4 of the shifting earths have fucked up rates if u open enough you'll see a legendary every 2 games or so so I usually grab the clusters like by the chariots

>>538448952
Everything that drops weapons can, it's just a tiny drop chance.
I got Malenia's weapon while climbing the mountain and looting those ice spots that spawn weapons.

GG m8s we successfully landed

>>538448882
>playing Raider and not jump attacking with powerstanced colossals
name? for the blocklist

>>538449306
Sneedterrarian Romanovich

gg and wp guys, opening that chest was so tough but we prevailed

>>538449050
>>538448952
>>538449123
All corpses inside Shifting Earths have cracked drop rates. Blue Crystals on Mountaintop have even better rates than corpses.

Always open every fucking chest and every fucking corpse -always-. People who don't aren't passivemaxxing and are missing out on surprise legendaries and shit.

gg sisters, I already said that on the erpcord, but we need to spread trans rights here as well <3
slava ukraina

gg adel

>big black kino shitposting stops
>gg shitposting begins
why is every general cursed to have at least 1 resident schizo

gg steam servers letting us matchmake

>>538449765
Despite my weapons saying they do 300+ damage each, I felt like I was doing nothing to Adel. I even took Holy damage^ Phys Damage Taken Up charm lol

>>538449825
at least its something other than tierlists & erp
there are a couple that got a chuckle out of me

>>538449825
because (you) give them the attention they are so desperate for.

>>538449825
even doe big black kino is erg culture

gg i fucked that black dildo real good

gg horse, draconic 10x harder than everdark fulghor
draconic hits like a truck and my reaction time was retard tier, kept getting filtered by the little one-shot sweep attack
yerbatero, why did you leave at level 2?

>>538450058
no, its the singular schizoid who camps in these threads' culture. nobody else on this entire website says that except for him.

>>538450102
>yerbatero, why did you leave at level 2?
nice try, but sludge has me blocked

>>538450102
xhe doesn't like playing with troon merchant or something idk

>>538450102
>fighting a DTS with the starting dagger and a diggers staff

>>538450102
Why are you trying to shitstir again, slugmatroon?

Most of you guys are 30 right?
How do you manage to play this game for 45 minutes at a time where you can't quit without taking a penalty when your infants are crying or something? I can barely handle it, I get some time to hold the milk bottle up to the infants mouth when I die but that's not often. I have to take breaks between games or spend some time afk.
How do you guys handle it?

The base game and the dlc are way better because you can play 10 minutes at a time

>>538450102
>everdark fulghor
??? it's been weeks since he was in rotation

>>538450432
No he doesn't. Why did you leave?

>>538450930
no one here has kids moron

>>538450930
I'm early retired and I don't have kids. This game is not for kid havers for exactly the reason you stated. 45 minutes at a time is just asking to be negligent to your kids and spouse.

>>538451152
Everyone has kids at 30

Holy shit european randoms at night time are the most eager ping monsters, makes me wonder what sort of tribulations they have had to face to become like that kek
>why is it always the ironeye with the ds2 skin

>>538450930
I just wait until the kids go to sleep

gg successfully bought starlight shards

my roomba takes care of my kids

>>538451313
Then someone else manages the kid in the morning because someone has to sleep with the kid and wake up with it

>>538451179
I wouldn't say I'm neglecting but it's not easy

>>538451056
post expedition results, it could be someone else using my nickname

>>538451441
Yea and?

>>538451456
hot

>>538451441
I would stick to single player games until your child is older. Another option is setting up a thing with your wife where you take turns giving each other 2-4 hour blocks of alone time. That way you can have 1-2 days a week where you don't have to worry about either of them outside of an emergency and you can play Nightreign or other multiplayer games. Of course you have to do the same for her where you don't bother her at all.

>too late for the metal gear posting
Damn! Volgin is based btw

>>538450930
Wait until they're asleep? Or watching a Disney movie or whatever? I'm 35 and can't have kids but when I've babysat my niece there were definitely 45 min periods where I could've theoretically been playing something. It's not impossible.

>>538451648
is that Frieren?

>>538452104
>Can't have kids
Oh no anon what happened?

>>538452113
russian butt ai slop.

ed gladius/heolstor 2/3

>>538452019
the end is the best boss

>>538447260
>>538447349
>ask about gf posts
2/3 replies are about trannies
You people need therapy.

>>538451179
My spouse is fine with it. She knows that if I'm Nightfaring, I can't be bothered. She patiently lets me finish my runs. She genuinely doesn't mind.

>>538452336
k, keep me posted

>>538452336
And I just know that obviously typo is going to make people have a fucking melty, too.

>>538452339
I hope that's true. I also hope that you give her some sort of equivalent of leaving her be peacefully when she's reading or doing her hobby. I also hope you do things without being asked to. That stuff goes a long way if you're sharing the mental labor of thinking of what needs to be done. I know I'm coming at you a little, but this is for the sake of your marriage!

>>538452172
Can't and too sad

>>538452339
My wife also lets me finish my runs, but then again she knows she has to take care of the kid more. It'll be harder when she has to work.

>>538452148
Some people lied about me so my step parents got me sterilized when I was in the hospital with an infection. Better than physically getting castrated but still shitty. I'd kind of given up on meeting someone and starting a family of my own for different reasons anyway, so whatever I guess.

>>538452571
>I hope that's true.
It is.
> I also hope that you give her some sort of equivalent of leaving her be peacefully when she's reading or doing her hobby
The worst I do is come by and bug her as she reads or plays Switch after an expedition has ended and ask if she wants to smoke a little weed with me before my next run.
> I also hope you do things without being asked to
Of course.

>>538452685
We're childless hedonists so...

troonreign is the only unoptimized dogshit to get my cpu to a 100c and shut down my pc

>>538452571
Not that guy but I forgot to put the mortgage, car and everything else in my mother's name so I'm not safe. However our networth is around 100k so maybe it doesn't matter.

>>538452902
you should probably buy a good pc

>>538450930
no im 22 and im never having kids

>>538452669
What are you sad about?

>>538452902
I can run cp2077 maxed out, unoptimized fromslop with 2016 graphics should work fine as well

>>538452775
That is beyond fucked up and also it seems illegal. Did you get any kind of justice?

>>538452902
Sell your pc and get a used steam deck.

>538452902
this you?

>>538453448
Nope. I'll probably end up killing myself before the end of the year, though.

hey chat im about to shower

>>538454082
>mfw some random anon talks about suicide plans
Don't do that anon. You're going to get through it all.

>>538454262
idc

Revvies queue NOW

>>538454082
Aww anon no please don't do that. You're alive, you should keep going. Something will come along that will make it worth it, I know it. I'm sending lots of hugs and love okay?

>>538454638
kys tide worthless tranny chaser your parents see you as a failure

gg hotdog
I was only using st trina's torch for a lark but gladius is actually weak to sleep

>>538454959
brother take a break

gg level 15 godrick knight, went really smooth. good thing we had triple marais for him

>>538454351
Yeah I don't exactly want to. I just don't see how things can get better at this point. Really the main reason I don't want to is because the daughter of the person who accused me years ago by saying I had gotten her pregnant will think it's her fault.

GG sorcerer's rise, that solution was super tough. Well played everyone

GG wylder's cock, good thing we had two revenants to suck it.

gg heolstor

>>538454785
Thanks. I'm trying to stay positive. I guess I just feel like I don't have anything to offer, even if I could have kids. That's kinda why I'd given up on having them anyway.

>>538455589
I'm sorry.

GG discord bbc sissy hypno session, that was clean. luckily we had our xister yys on the team

>>538455253
They absolutely can get better. You have to and can leave the trauma and betrayal behind. You don't have to be defined by it. I have similar but less long lasting betrayals and trauma of my own [not that different in some ways] and the only solution is to keep on going.

Literally anything is better than suicide. Sell all your belongings and become traveller of the lonely roads of the world until you find purpose. Move to a poor nation and find a hot thirdie wife. Become a transient meth addict who lives in a ditch. Those are all better than suicide imo.

>>538455589
You have lots to offer, there's virtually no chance that you're as worthless as you think. It's a cringe redditor framing I'm about to use so buckle up: You're playing an RPG with -infinite- choice and options. You can find the spot for you even if that spot is simply being a solid linecook who smoke a little heroin on the weekends.

>>538455713
OMG YYS MADE AN appearance?

>>538455589
You should move to another country like canada or australia or something. You should probably cut contact.
But if you move to Australia you will have a very bad ping like shiftyduck

>>538456028
Do NOT move to Canada. You will never be able to afford a home and you will live surrounded by Indians.

>>538454870
To be fair more wylders and raiders would chase trannies if they had nothing to lose and no children to have.

>>538456103
>>538456028
Yeah don't come to Canada and if you're unlucky enough to be Canadian, priority 1 should be leaving.

>>538455589
You’re welcome <3 And I understand, but you still have love to offer and companionship and even more things than you realize. There is someone out there that will feel safe with you and will yearn for your presence. The world is better with you in it.

Stop killing yourself and queue up for the EDs, I'm 1/3.

>>538453217
For screwing up

I think Miquella did nothing wrong

Its simple
we uh kill the nightlord

both EDs, 2/3, queue now!

>>538456956
no

>>538456956
See >>538452669

>>538452669
>>538456501
>>538457086
shut the hell up nezuk you ugly retarded brownoid

>>538456679
I think Miquella needs a spanking.

sorry for 0 dps but ghiza's with dragonwound looked too cool, was hoping the L2 would rape Adel but alas jump R2s did 5x the damage

>>538458002
gg. it's all good

disconnected in char select idk about the other 2 (duchess / ironeye(?))

gg wandering nobles, went really smooth.

>>538455646
It's okay. Seriously.

>>538455824
Lmao I don't do meth or heroin but I see your point

>>538456028
I'd fucking love to move to aus. Ive visited twice and it was great. It's like they took all the good things about America and replaced the bad things with incredibly dangerous wildlife. I'd move there tomorrow if I could. I have an aircraft mechanic license, maybe I could get a job with Qantas... I've also heard serving in the military will get you a citizenship but idk if I'm that desperate to live there. Maybe. I really love Australia.

>>538456296
Thanks <3. I like to think that's true. It's hard at 35 and you're basically only left with approaching strangers as a way of meeting new people. I know a negative, unmotivated attitude doesn't help, but i spent years being optimistic and hopeful and trying to pursue my dreams and all it it did was get me into the position for people to lie about me and fuck me over. Think sharing your interests and dreams with a con artist who is just pretending to be interested so they can get more info about you as part of conning you. That's what makes it so hard to believe there's someone like that out there - because the only people who ever seemed to yearn for my presence were just bullshitting me.

what possesses someone to type up their boring life biography on a videogame board

>>538458665
every country is worse than america doe

>>538459019
Same thing that motivates us to post here.
Loneliness.

>>538454082
don't do it brah, we need you for depths mode + DLC

>>538458665
on everyone's soul we are not reading ts

>>538458665
poor guy

glad I got to spend my one game of the day with a dress wearing executor named let me solo him and an ironeye who both 3 barred 3 times during adel

>>538458665
Get this guy an unregistered firearm NOW

>>538459780
why didnt you play with /us/

GG, I love the lightsaber

gg lesbian and daughter-wife

>>538459019
attention whoring. it's probably that tripfag schizo

Is this a god relic for Ironeye?

>>538460278
thanks, I made it myself. It's powered by the love of cunny

I can not stop getting grabbed by Adel holy shit I am bad at dodging that.

I will always do basement bbh solo but I will always skip basement dog. Massive waste of time.

>tranny hubby anon only says gg when there's a revenant on the team
>always call xhem daughter wife
This is the most embarrassing shit I've seen here by a mile. Newfags are the worst.

>>538460585
same here. i can dodge any boss's attacks just not adel for some reason. i struggle with him more than libra somehow

>>538460958
>only says gg when there's a revenant on the team
Fact Check: FALSE!
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/538008818/#q538097587

>>538460958
>tranny hubby
So ftm?

>>538460898
dog in general is a dogshit enemy because he doesn't stand there and let me whack him
half joking

>>538460585
>>538461062
the audio cue is designed to make you roll early

>>538461098
In /erg/ tranny means "person I don't like".

>>538460585
To be fair the grab you're talking about is pretty bullshit. He's slow most the fight but that move is like mach 5 all of a sudden.

>>538460585
If you have anti-dragon effect on your weapon then hitting Adel will free your teammate who is being grabbed and give you a large opportunity to attack him. It's so strong that you actively want to be grabbed if you have an anti-dragon weapon.

>>538460278
I tried to offer you a seal with a good 3 dog spell because I thought you might have been screwed by RNG, but then I realized you were fully committed to the holy jedi, gg

>>538458483
We did, don't worry
GG anyways Ironeye, nice job

>Cancel Adel's Storm like the Gigachad I am
>Drop a little location ping to let them, know it's safe and I did the thing
This is a big egostroke for me.

>>538461381
Like the power up from the mountain dragon? Or the one you get after using dragon incants that nobody uses?

>People are going to start using shields more universally soon
This is a bankable prediction. Depths will encourage shield use from all players and you'll see Raider and Wylder Guard Countering quite often too.

>>538461075
>>538461276
you should follow what the reply said in that archived post

>>538461931
>power up from the mountains
>dragonwound upon dragon communion
>dragonwound grease
>dragon weapons (EG: Dragon Halberd)
All trigger this.

>>538460585
>>538461381
>>538461931
The one they sell -infinite- stacks of for 2.4k each at the Merchant PoI but yes the grease after communion thing works too.

I keep dropping some and pinging it for my homies vs Adel or Caligo and they never grab it usually even though for Adel it's +40% dmg [30% because dragon + 10% phys]

>>538462078
and i will STILL not use guardian

>>538462195
Only anti-dragon weps so it's basically only dragon halberd and the cragblade but yeah.

>>538462253
I just had a really fun round with Raider using some GCs and carrying a greatshield. He goes from "unkillable" to -UNKILLABLE- when he has a Greatshield and you're already good of dodgerolling holy fuck.

>>538461931
the mountaintop is sus

>>538462779
gonna vent on the mountain

>>538461931
>>538462779
>>538462195
Yeah I don't think mountaintop anti-dragon counters the adel grab

Just bring a couple greases -always- and always save the final one for saving grab victims.

I just realized Executor is good with relics

>>538462078
stamina damage on guard goes up with depth though

>>538462995
Yes but that's not relevent. Parries exist and are WAY stronger in NR vs ER and blocking a big attack or really just any attack and only taking mild chip or a little animation will be better than relying on dodging everything.

Anyways, +Stamina passives are very very very good on almost every class so you should be staminamaxxing anyways.

2/3

>>538462889
i used to stock greases. but no one picks them up when i drop them in the shelter. and rot grease is shit tier garbage that never procs

can my game stop CTDing already holy shit

>>538463105
ok but you can't guard counter off a parry or guard break which is what the other anon was talking about
plus you can just 2H your weapon in the latter case

>>538463170
Force the dragonwound grease down their throats. Spam ping it. I had a guy take a couple from me once and we absolutely MEMED on Adel. It was insane. By the end I was eating grabs just so he could snag charged free R2s while Rev spammed incants.

They're fighting a dragon and this grease is -literally Phys dmg x1.1 and then +30% damage on Adel. It's insanely good. Add in Acid Spray or Shriek of Milos or whatever.... It's fucking insane how fast he goes down. This is me >>538461639 and with JUST me using some on a Godrick Axe we almost manage to kill ED Adel before he could use his storm even once. We lost the race to kill him when he tried to use the storm a second time but he was like down to 1k dmg. I was almost SO hype to have a zero storm ED Adel run but it wasn't meant to be.

>>538463342
>plus you can just 2H your weapon in the latter case
Worst blocking stats possible. Carrying a shield will be more popular. Count on it.

>>538463303
Anon I have bad news. One or more of your components is breaking and will soon not function anymore. Nightreign is VERY stable. Your PC is at fault and that sort of instability isd a red flag. Soon it won't be CTD and you'll have hard freeze and then shortly afterwards it'll be that you can't boot.

>>538463649
2h blocking is not THAT bad, did you know that wylder's shield is worse for blocking attacks than blocking with his 2h starting greatsword?

>>538465256
his buckler is underrated

So, if they add an underground shifting earth, what bosses they could use since Moose, Dragonkin soldier and Astel were used already?

>>538463303
Get a better toaster retard

>>538465256
Lore accurate kek, read the flavor text

>>538465256
>The small shield is bad for blocking
No shit but it has good parry frames.

Queue up for the dogs right now.

that little stagger out of his triple sweep was cool

>>538465953
double gargoyles at the waterfall

>>538466282
liar

>>538466298
gg, was worried elden stars might have buffed him but he never did the aura move during the main phase

>>538450930
>>538451231
>>538451179
>>538451313
>>538451407
>>538451441
>>538451812
>>538452104
What enables someone to lie so brazenly about something like this and for no reason

>>538466298
gg, very smooth hotdog

>>538435384
you will never see a vagina, ever. >>538432687
>>538432806
>>538434418
all true.

>>538466653
I came out of one, so checkmate.

>>538442463
Pretty sure he left of his own accord.
>>538443881
TPP is probably the most polished of the games so if nothing else you should definitely play it. Also gave us racist Kaz.
>>538444382
>>538444764
What a time that was…

>>538444802
>>538445968
>>538447676
epic downdoot xister you showed him

>>538458665
>I like to think that's true
Good! Because it is!
>Hard at 35
I feel you, I'm a little older than you and it is hard to meet people. We're at the age where everyone is just getting married and having kids. Give it like 10 years and there will be a lot more divorced and damaged people to enjoy lol. We can maybe become step parents. Anyway a lot of people feel like life is over pretty early, but life can be long. I've known many people who had a rough first half and had a really wonderful second half so, here's to us having a better second half!

>>538446875
I mean you’re right, just for all the wrong reasons (this makes you gay).
>>538448236
>>538448736
Retardo momento.

gg on that grave warden duelist, went really smooth.

>>538452339
>>538452571
>>538452685
>>538452785
>>538452957
>>538466512

>revenant uses one(1) fire breath incantation
>game bugs out and now flames won't stop coming out of her
>couldn't see shit for the rest of the run
Literal AIDs

GG level 1 church rats, that went super smooth.

GG abductor virgin fort, couldn't have done it without my /erg/ friends!

Radahn Bow Raider new meta choice

>>538467378
>>538467528
>>538467731
Least angry man on the internet. 3/10 b8, made me reply

ggs sneedGAWD carrying us ergsissies to victory again

BG church rats, can't believe our raider 3 barred and then quit

>>538467909
It's absolute fucking unchained
>Spam charged R2
>Rain of Arrows when big opening
Literally nukes every boss.

>>538456028
>like canada
the words of someone who you should not be taking advice from

Giga Adel is the second ED boss in the game, first being ED Libra
I swear to god I'm hopeless against Adel

>>538454082
>>538454351
>>538454785
>>538455253
>>538455589
>>538455824
>>538456028
>>538456296
>>538458665
>>538467087
Not reading all of that anyone want to summarize?

>>538469408
the second what? sexiest?

>>538469572
Hardest.
Adel has a face only a mother would love

I want to fuck a certain /erg/ femanon

ok just finished mgs ground zeroes. was pretty fun, i prefer the mechanics of mgs delta though. also why the fuck did kojima replace david hayter with kiefer sutherland what a stupid decision

>>538469408
Just ordered Mcdonald's, feeling a lot like Adel...I'm just hungry like him...

>>538469819
sutherland sounds better for big boss
play phantom pain next

Is this good? Don't play executor much.

Genius play btw being impatient, opening the door, and causing the raider to start with 25% health and no flasks, ruining the run because you couldn't wait 10 more seconds

>>538470523
based

>>538470523
Names? Both you and the door opener.

>>538470478
ye
roar heal is his only good character passive

>>538469819
You'd BETTER have played the original snake eater

>>538470523
i had full ironeye ult to stagger the boss out of his 2nd and 3rd fissure aoe but nooooooooo open the fucking door

>teammate drops me a rennala's with collapsing stars
>melt adel
god damn that spell is broken

>>538470523
>NOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 5 HOURS GRINDING UP MY MARAIS
Get in the FUCKING door

Guard counters does not stack?
Even if I got an Improved Guard counter in my relics and another one in my weapon passives?

>>538471147
The generic guard counter boost stacks, it's the HP-scaling passive that doesn't.

>>538470776
I was still trying in the fight however, if only after healing with my 2 warming stones I forgot about but had I been more involved it would have just been a burden drawing attention away from the dogs should I go down
>>538471006
Calm down buddy ol pal it was just a quick trip to the mines

gg, close call at the end lol

gg fellow dog murderers, was a fun run

>>538470756
delta was my introduction to the franchise

ggs 3dog duch and ironeye
ultra cursed run

geegee guys, bit messy during day 1 but it went well in the end
sorry birdbro i accidentally duped the wrong thing for you i meant to dupe the successive attacks bow...

GG with dogs Guardian/Duchess. My death while yall were flying to Noklateo was to a perfectly timed crab slam on the lift as I was falling down to it. I couldn't believe it.

My new years resolution? Onslaught stake. Bomb them. Bomb them. Keep bombing them again and again.

>>538472552
kek i forgot to ask what that was about, i thought you were at full health though?

>>538472731
nah the storm got me to less than half and i didn't heal

>>538472368
I still think about episode 20 of this show, it was such a mindfuck I've never seen anything like it in anime
Can't decide if it was kino or really dumb

Much better dog run except for this bluetooth damage lol, also someone got a bit too excited and made a 4th grafted

>>538477353
He's not normally my type but for some reason I find James so sexy

the fucking ancient dragon is harder/more annoying than giga adel

>>538477353
Sweetie you have to realize we are OLD. Some of these boys were in diapers when MGS3 originally came out and their parents probably didn't let them play the Phantom Pain because they were 11.

Liquid...Sniper Wolf...

>>538469819
He wanted Kiefer instead who is also kino so no big deal
>>538470756
>>538472368
>>538477353
Nothing wrong with that. Delta is probably the only remake in existence where you can say someone isn’t missing out by playing it instead of the original.

>>538435508
He really should have been his own separate character instead of the alternate form of Execucktioner
>>538473704
Is it Dandadan?

>>538456263
lmao. that explains the 2 million dollar house some anon posted a while back.

>>538458789
Me too, bud. Me too…
>>538466282
I do that.

now I'm stuck on sister splinter

You'd think after 150 years of British rule would civilize them but some just can't be helped.

>>538478004
well if he is one of those who can appreciate classic media then i envy him, when i played mgs 1 i thought it was the most charming thing in the world
>>538478069
is this a joke? delta runs like shit and it's apparently like 720p resolution for some

>>538479272
>Most charming thing in the world
Me too! I have so much love and so many fond memories for that game. The whole PS1 era was so lovely. I was also obsessed with the live action Guyver movies around then and when I found out that David Hayter was the star of Guyver 2 Dark Hero I was elated. My boyfriend Solid Snake is also my boyfriend from Guyver 2? I'm blessed. Did you also play the MGS2 demo disc that came with Zone of the Enders?

>>538479272
>delta runs like shit and it's apparently like 720p resolution for some
Maybe if you’re playing it on some dogshit toaster. Game runs fine for me and consoles handle it with zero issue.

>>538479712
no...i never had a ps2 cause of poverty... but i played those silly VR missions and i bought an old snake eater guidebook that came with a videogame magazine, i was always fantasizing about playing the rest of the series while reading that guide...i still have it

>>538480885
You poor thing! If we were friends then I would have lent you my PS2 to play everything...Are you doing okay now?

>>538480549
it WAS the consoles that ran at 720p on performance and even then at less than 60fps, it's monhun wilds all over again

>>538470523
I hate rainlets but I shoving the door open is worse

>>538481164
yeah, jumped from shitjob to shitjob until i found something stable, then proceeded to do almost all the things i couldn't when i was a kid lol

>>538481364
lol not for the people I know. game runs like a dream across all platforms

>>538481984
most people eat fake frames and enjoy ai gen frames too

just hard carried a raider and revfag as ironeye. didn't get hit once. raider died 6 times to dogs

>>538481923
>>538481164
stop

>>538482354
sorry, we're just making time until the update, i'll q soon, i promise

>>538469819
Because Kojimbo wants to be a movie directornand hes desperate to get more connections.
Hes also a hack whose best games are the ones with other people tard wrangling him.

>>538478634
Yes. My wife's family home is a fairly unremarkable 2 story house. Low square footage. almost 100 years old. It's worth like 1.5 mil.

Is Seppuku good AoW on non-executors?

I expect /erg/ to improve now that troons are busy obsessing over that insect themed "soulslike" game praised by reddit

I think this is solid. Could be better but I doubt I'll ever beat that one in the middle. +3 Arc is best on Recluse and Executor. I'd like to replace this Collector Shop Relic but tbqh It's nearly perfect.

if this 2/3 doesn't turns into 3/3 in 3 minutes i am gonna 33 myself

>>538481923
Okay good, I'm happy to hear that <3

Also check out my new thicc Recluse relic I got by g a m b l i n g

>>538484262
not really

>>538484791
Been wondering since I got starting relic with it on evergaol+partial hp

>>538484297
whaddya mean, I finished silksong already

>>538484262
No, seppuku is only good for the executor because of his tenacity, you can stab yourself multiple times and stack a bunch of power-up attacks in a short time. I genuinely believe his passive was literally made for that and nothing else.

>>538435459
>without mana
a common myth

>less than 10 replies in 30 minutes
oh no no no dead gennie alert!

>>538484262
No.
It could've been decent on Duchess but it doesn't work with daggers.

>>538486238
wow it's almost like GGposting is pure unadulterated cancer and the discord troons have reach stage 4 gencancer and it might not even recover after the 11th. Sept will be solid but Oct will suck and the DLC will only make the gen decent for 30-ish days. Then the cancer will rear it's head again and /erg/ will be a disgusting AGP filled groomoid nightmare until it dies or ER2 hits in 2033

>>538440559
....ok? That's trash. And he was level 14 so it's even lower

I wish some randoms would keep their profile comments open so I could tell them how utterly based they were and we gigaraped the boss. We didn't had to do it but we did. How am I supposed to show my appreciation to them

>>538487315
did you know there are gestures in the game

>>538435459
Use bugs and candy

>>538482097
I don’t know what that means but ok
>>538483778
I mean yeah that’s just true the guy the guy needs someone supervising him or he gets crazy really quickly

back to miqqy posting until depth come.

curb stomp miquella
poison miquella
shoot arrows at miquella's head
throw a fireball at miquella

>>538487962
Most people love frame generation that turns their 20fps into 60fps.

>>538488453
the cutest brat.

had like 90% fire dmg resistance

GeeG hotdogs

DogSex

>>538486975
GG posting with pics is proof we're actually playing the game, unlike (You).

>>538437290
Black flame is % damage and it's entirely possible for him to get zero holy qeapons.

>>538437290
Poor guyski

I haven't seen a Wylder in randoms for about 30-40 games. I miss him...

>>538491583
thats wild maybe he got deleted

>played with two new cuties vs caligo
>routed them to a level 15
>didn’t get downed once
>they both clapped for me at the end
This is how I know I’m an elite gamer

>>538491134
>Black flame is % damage
not in Nightreign

>>538491664
I hope they come back for depths. I miss them...
>Always up front beating on bosses
>Always trying to revive people
>Always giving me things
>Always helping me
>Always emoting with me
>Always leading the way
Wylder...

>>538492648
Damn brat, correction needed.

>>538492648
Ascension mode will bring them all back lil sister.

>>538492682
Yes please...
>>538492686
Good! I want everyone back.

I should reinstall Nightreign, but switch from Guardian to Wylder.

>>538492871
Literally me being carried by Wylder mains.

Queue up.
>>538492648
Vomit inducing post. You're a grown man.

>>538493934
I fucked off to play Silksong.

>>538493934
did you already start

Spent like 15 minutes killing Caligo after my ironeye got triple downed almost immediately. The recluse that DC'd on the first day reappeared at level 6 and got fucking farmed by her too. Based Wylder doesnt give a fuck about any of her moves though.

>>538495513
/blog

>>538495513
Based, you got Ironeye to seethe.

i play ironeye and i'm better than all of you

>>538496040
*holds up shield*

>>538496251
*backstab fishes you*

>>538496040
haha, so true, us ironeye and guardian players are simply better!

>rando guardian gets starscourge sword against maris but doesn't end up using either the skill or the initial attack with aoe against jellies once
why

>>538498117
lol

>>538496251
>>538496996
hello saars (guardian is indian and that's canon so you're playing an indian character and you can't change that)

>>538498265
hi comrade

>>538491583
non-cannon btw

Y'know, it does make sense someone as retarded as the dragonirian schizo would be a guardian main.

>>538498265
you know why he's indian?
because birds migrate

3day me for "racism" again if you like mods, that was worth it.

>>538498265
Malenia is also a black woman if that's the case!

>>538496040
I also play Ironeye and am better than (you)

>>538500680
poor guyski

AI generated post above me

nothing?? come on, I make a joke like that once in a blue moon. wasted.

Reading reddit discussion about guardian's usefulness is amazing. It's like they are talking about a protected class of vulnerable minorities or a species of animal that is almost extinct.

>Only 2 months to release new characters in promised time period
>Still no news
I guess them showing something on TGS(Or nintenedo direct if they decide to port nightreign) is guaranteed?
Also, with 3 girls and 5 male characters, both new ones should be female, right?

>>538501484
lol

>>538501543
they're obviously saving the dlc hype for around xmas. also I don't want to fucking know, seeing all of silksong UNSPOILED was a treat I haven't had in years, fuck dataminers. wait until the update is out, I don't want another "its radahn by the way" two weeks prior. that shit was annoying.

>>538501674
>xmas
What the fuck is xmas.

>>538501720
no one is this retarded.

>>538501674
>I don't want another "its radahn by the way" two weeks prior
On the bright side, it allowed us to see what people actually think about dlc without Miyazaki's bonus

I just saw lies of p had a dlc wtf?
Was it good, worth buying?

>>538502149
I remember playing demo, and not liking it at all

>as Wylder with randos vs Gigadel
>first great church, I see a seal with rotten breath on it but in my split second decision decide not to take it with me, but kinda regret it soon after
>figure if we pass by again I might pick it up
>night 1 boss fight is right next to it
>and the boss orb actually includes the anti-dragon effect on dragon communication
>this it it
>over 500 hours
>the effect is finally going to get some use
>get the seal real quick and even upgrade it to +2 in the meantime
>pack a bunch of starlight shards too
>can inflict rot on gigadel and see my weapon coated in that nice crimson red aura
>we shred through gigadel, even get the ult perfectly off to cancel his tornado
it's probably gonna take another 500 hours before things line up perfectly like this, felt nice

>>538501543
>xhe doesn't know about the Jap fiscal year

>>538502149
yeah they made their protagonist timothee chalamet take his clothes off in the dlc and did a gag that his penis grew when he lied instead of his nose

Be on the lookout for a shitter wylder called Swap Commends. Refuses to go to shifting earths and only uses incantations, literally throwing the match every time.

>>538503565
Sounds like a total chad

>>538503647
A total chad doesn't 3 bar to dogs. He's a net negative on the team.

>go down to boss
>someone resurrects you
>as you stand up the boss is already in an attack animation and as soon as you gain control of your character you go down again before you have time to heal
i hate this shit

How did you guys learn routes for shifting earths? just playing them over and over or watching videos? I still have no idea what mountain does or how to get the most value out of it.

>>538504030
even doe you are immune to damage for the first 2 seconds of you having control

>>538505002
>even doe
Stopped reading there. Kill yourself, xhe dsgtroon.

>>538504978
when you play a route exactly one (1) time, you can learn it if you have an iq above 80

>>538505328
I sort of turn my brain off for this game, guess that explains it

>>538505110
why are you mad doe nezuk

>>538504978
by playing the game
mountain is dogshit unless the nightlord is caligo, don't worry about it.

Are Pakistanis allowed to play with erg?

>>538506170
no they're worse than indians

>>538506258
thought they were the same thing

gg adel

>>538506310
One side eats shit and other doesn't. Otherwise they might be very similar.
Indian guardians are welcome in erg, pakistanis are not

>>538506170
yes, erg is an inclusive general. everyone is welcome here!

>>538506485
This post smells of curry

>chink guardian does not attack a single time without his shield up
thats a block

>>538506657
What's wrong with that?
Poking is faster than mashing R1 with Guardian's ass moveset.

>>538506657
>blocking because people don't play exactly like how you want them to
You have a personality problem. You're also a troon. Only troons behave like this.

>>538506784
if you wouldve seen the rest of this guy's behavior you would understand. i think the highlight was him trying to solo the 2 snow trolls while me and the other guy fought the ice dragon. by the time we got done and went down to him he had just one of them at half health. the rain came and he never even got his legendary. he spent the entire heolstor fight standing still with his shield up

>>538506850
m8 you dont need to do your psychoanalyze routine everytime someone blocks a griefing chink

>>538506872
lol

>>538506872
Sounds like he did his job to me.
Guardians aren't supposed to do damage.

>>538504978
Only one with not so obvious route is fucking crater, but after ealizing where to go, it's pretty fast(and even has two mini bosses on the road)
>>538506052
mountain has so many 10k rune bosses for cheap passives, it's totally worth it, especially if you can hit 15 fast

>>538507087
>Guardians aren't supposed to do damage
theyre in the wrong game then since this game is on a timer and is contingent on how fast you can do damage

>>538507101
most of the drops are anti dragon or frostbite related, its shit. i prefer no shift over mountain.

>>538506976
>AAAAAAAIIEEEEE is that someone SHIELDPOKING?! IM GOING INSAAAAAAANE!
Thanks for proving you have a personality issue. You will never be a woman btw.

>>538506657
>not playing Guardian like a worse raider
Based. You're in the wrong btw lil xis.

>>538506485
pipe down rajesh

>>538508106
>>538508313
holy samefag. get some new material. im not a troon i just blocked a griefing chink dude. let it go

>>538507307
(nta) mountain is a kino journey through the hardships of bitter cold mountains though...
You get to stand at the top of the world for a while, one could even pre-emptively point down at the nightlord from up there

Does /erg/ still play Nightreign or should I queue randoms?

>>538508580
im down for ed gladius

i havent even been able to get a 2/3 with erg today in the past three hours

>>538508580
everyone is playing silksong/taking a break until the 11th my dude

failed to enter

>Minus, we are not gut
TWO DAYS, WE ALL HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT TO HYPE

>>538509197
there is no hype because we already know its a one shot challenge mode no one asked for

gg adel

going to play some bloodborne to prep. might even do a low level invasion build this time, except I also want to no milk rune kos parasite and don't know if I can do the dlc that low, last time when I tried to get the gatling gun early was a pain in the ass.

geeg gigadel

>>538509475
it's not a one shot mode

>>538509907
are you neets

>>538510097
i just got off work

>>538509971
it is after you play a few games and your character gets permanently stuck in the one shot depth

>>538509971
Depths 5 will be one shot challenge mode tier

>>538510097
I was going to say the same thing. ShiftyDuck and Jellyfish are in every picture all day.

>>538510097
Jelly and Shifty are my gamer gf kittens that I spoil and force to stay in my gamer dungeon.

you have one minute to q

>>538510567
i have to watch youtube videos for a bit or people will think im a neet gamer kitten again

>>538510097
I miss my neet days, never thought I would. But money is nice.

>>538510567
I'm making coffee ill come in a second

>>538510097
i wish but i have bills to pay

>>538510097
No but that sure would be nice

>>538510613
But you are (mine)

>>538510829
gay

gg team too stronk for poison pots revive
>ironeye with 187 kills
damn thats the highest I've ever seen i think

>>538510632
Get a remote job, like me.

I get all my week's work done in 2-3 days by grinding out those days really hard. Then I have a 4~ day weekend every week.

Granted this requires a position that has some independence and focuses on deliverables rather than "hours sat in a chair".

>>538510889
gg yeah that was quite high.

>>538510852
it's not gay if you look like a woman

>>538511131
i don't

>>538508356
You seem upset. Gonna cry, troonoid?

1/3

>>538510896
I work in industrial design so working from home is not entirely out of the question, however at my current job I am required to be on site sometimes and supervise the workshop a bit. But yeah my plan is to eventually get that kind of situation.

>>538510097
jellyfish is a bonafide neet, guy has like 1k hours already

>>538511924
>guy

>>538511191
Nothing some bimbo juice and sissy hypno won't fix