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>News:
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>Events:
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>Content:
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Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 9/9 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 8/27 (Wed) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
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zoos

skipo!!!

>>539163047 (OP)
I'm skipping this thread lel

but shupos aren't here yet

Can someone PLEASE give me a straight answer when the shupos are coming out?

guess i'll roll for shupos

I’m not rolling

Ricie

>>539163398
pp grabber

>>539163398
Zoos has no good doujins, it's very sad.

>>539163329
RIGHT NOW
PANIC

>>539163398
harlot

We skip here

>>539163329
Next week is a dead week with chink event getting archived. Shupo event starts a week after. So on 23rd.

>>539163329
the 23rd

>>539163329
https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Banner_List
Assuming global follows the same schedule as JP, after the chinks banner

Don't skippu

>>539163329
>He miss the secret shupos banner update

>>539163329
Next week, retard. 23rd.

>>539163329
>3 different foresight guides in the OP
>WHEN DO THEY COME OUT???
Stop drinking paint.

>>539163398
What is spongebob doing?

>>539163398
>spongebob plushie
A new low for /bag/.

>>539163329
Last week

>>539163329
Not until after 23rd it seems.

>>539163579
That would be 16th retard

>>539163398
Needs a pamp

Shut the fuck up

>>539163329
Never. Even Nexon is skipping them.

So how many retards are going to get baited into skipping

My precious desert rose.

>>539163398
a hell naw spunchpop boutta attack my a zeus a

Which artist used to draw BA a lot but no longer does?

>>539163824
Good cause I was gonna skip them anyway

It's my god given rights to make fun of you clown ass niggas.

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>539163941
Kentaro Miura

So how many retards are going to get baited into rolling

>>539163997
https://www.youtube.com/live/bzqV3Tu0sl4

>>539164007
>God without uppercase G
Mari would never

>>539163941
Mx2j

So how many retards are going to get baited into skipping

RETARDS

>>539163698
Monday already, go to work.
> inb4 Sunday
Lazy Yurope lmao

Newfags will never quite understand that every shanhaijing event ties into each other and is really one long story

Shunny event --> dragon and tortoise ---> Russia China crossover event ---> five senses

And they won't understand this because the devs are dragging their feet adding the entire saga to the permanent event story, newfags will read events out of order, or by the time a new event in the saga gets added they'll forget how it secretly connected to another part in the story months ago. Like how Kai was connected to every event.

she side my side till i say bing

>>539164107
The cheese promised was too good.

SkipGODs are dominating the thread

>>539164182
>projecting

beetlezoos

So how many retards are going to get baited into double sparking

>>539164169
It's the other way around dumbass, it's monday on EU but still sunday on America

Hmmmmm
Tummies

Hmmmmm
Yogurt

>>539164182
Who cares? The chink politics is the worst part of the story

>>539164105
got any good Hina cosplay?

If these were my more autistic shut-in years I'd have already had a collection for spanking it. Truth be told, I don't really miss those days all that much.

Pipe down, redditors.

>>539164182
But I'm a newfag but read them all when they came out on youtube.

I never understood this cafe animation.

I remember the railgun collab got a teaser post in twitter before it got revealed in the stream. Wonder how many days before the stream it was done and if we'll get one again.

They are called the "skipogakis"

>>539164438
DIE

>>539164560
yes, because the goal is to get them both to skip their periods

>>539164182
skipping chink school stories

>>539164542
thinking about gaming

>>539164182
I really loved all of the story, especially the last one where they wanted Kaguta to become the new leader because everyone was too scared to take responsibility. It's so beautiful when they show us that the students are just kids no matter what position they're in.

>>539164706
You can watch these with a regular video's format to make it not cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U51S4RDsHkc

>>539164542
Yeah, where the fuck is Yuzu?

>>539164793
How did you do that

STOP TRYING TO SUMMON ZOOS
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

>>539164780
I can see her panties...

>>539164182
>secretly
They literally go "previously on Biue Archive ", they will figure it out

>>539164903
Shut up Kratos
Get over it already

>>539164804
Busy draining Sensei

>>539164539
>Read them all on YouTube
Doesn't count I'm afraid

https://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOr
https://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOr
https://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOr
The sports aggie will be up until tomorrow
>>539164898
If you replace /shorts/ to /watch/ in the url it fixes itself, otherwise get an extension that does it automatically for you

>>539164793
Another easy Pandemonium win

I need to fuck a fat wolf.

>>539165057
Oh that’s good to know ty bro

>>539164119
Why retard? The only purple/indoor/yellow damage content is Tippy (which is FRR and doesn't matter) and GA ShiroKuro Torment (gold looks better anyway). Summer Trinity is all Outdoor/Purple/Blue Armor meaning the next content will be Outdoor/Purple/Red Damage and the Skippos will fucking die. Also from Fes onwards banner students all come with 100 free Eleph when you pull them for the first time to pulling Skippos now means you're missing two free Skippos worth of eleph on their rerun.

I'm still sparking

>>539164182
Are the newfags reading out of order and ignoring the "previously in" and spoiler warnings in the room with us right now?

Genuinely embarrassing behavior.

Sorry yuuka, sensei needs to blow off steam

>>539165216
hot

As a JP sensei, you should get Hikari at least

>>539165268
Why are there no actually fat students?

>>539165268
Poor Akari...

Lost hope because no flower or shiny but ended up with this.

>>539165268
Izumi...

>>539165390
Fat is disgusting

>>539165390
fat sensei eats all the food and there's not enough for the students to get fat on

>>539165390
?????????????

>>539165642
Bigger..

I like Hikari more than Nozomi

>>539165390
Wait for american school.

>>539165771
Same, and I'm happy that Nozomi had a glow-up for her fans but very sad people have tried to make twins wars since

I dont want to wait another week

>>539165771
daring aren't we

>fat
>actually a tab chubby with huge boob
If there is a fat student with barely noticeable tit wouldn you still like her

Suzumi alt when

>>539165819
Millennium and Highlander are already there

Don't bodyshame your students

>WAAAH WAAH I DONT WANNA WAIT WAAAAH
you'd better behave yourselves, christmas is only a couple months away

>>539165771
I don’t even know which is which cause I never read that part of the story and I don’t CARE about them

My Lovely StudentWife Noa

>>539165878
Your other gacha games?

>>539165424
your credits?

>>539165954
Can you believe it guys?

>>539165642
fake news

>>539165969
Hikari's the one with the arrowhead tip tail and Nozomi has the heart shaped tail.

>>539166039
Wait til you see my reports.

>Hikari
>0

>>539166072
Don't stress, just think of everything you've accomplished so far this year

>>539166104
This was clearly a mistake.

>>539165969
How do you know you dont like them if you never read the story with them?

>>539163047 (OP)
thread status? skipped

WHY ARE THERE STILL NO CHIBI SEG

Cumming in Saki's hat. Minori's too.

Is there a character here thats similar to exusiai

I gauge my students based upon how they smell.

>>539166110
Wow yet another generic mesugaki duo can’t wait..

>>539165819
We have one

>>539165863
now post the back view

>>539165954
>christmas is only a couple months away
Where did all the time go

fat mari...

>>539166273
sorry there are no gay students here

>>539166273
I don't play other games

But I can tell you that the McDonald's CEO confirmed recently that they're going to be slashing prices on all their food after they realized it's more expensive to get McDonald's than to go to an actual restaurant

>>539166348
They aren't mesugaki, that's the plot twist

>>539164903
Zoophiles?
But half the cast are already animal girls

>>539166451
Sex for sex

>Shupos
>mesugaki duo
Secondary's POV

>>539166273
there are no apple pie students here

>>539166386
>not cowboys
>no texan accent
Not merica

>>539166658
GUH

chisle me this sensei, who has two horns and looks like chise?

>>539166663
>John Kaiser POV

>>539166673
>no apple pie students
That's Nuts man

>>539166541
Is this true?

>>539166273
lookwise? Maki i guess

>>539166693
Cowboys as you know it didn't yet exist until the late 19th century, plus these are professional train conductors, why would they be cowgirls?

why do we call them shupogakis
why don't we just invite a global term for them

>>539166834
Because it's cool.

kuroko

>>539166867
What are some of your ideas?

>>539166736
Niya in a wig

>>539166736
Hina

>>539166867
"Green demon girls" doesn't have the same ring to it.

So many people are going to just be expecting miyu 2.0

>>539166813
Yes

>>539166953
ChooChooCunnies

>>539167045
I’m actually at McDonald’s right now do you want anything while I’m here?

>>539167000
Why is she a dog

>>539166658
puffy vulva...

>>539166867
>why don't we just invite a global term for them
How about you don't be a faggot for once in your life.

>>539166791
huh?

>>539166736
sexy Momoi

>>539166867
>Localization faggot

>>539166867
Railkids?

>>539166953
CCCunts because fuck upper and middle management

>>539167085
Double Cheeseburger no pickles add mayo and small fries with 4 pepper packets and 2 hot picante sauce packets. I dont need a drink

>>539167171
I’d sure like to!

>>539166813
https://www.10news.com/news/mcdonalds-is-cutting-prices-of-its-combo-meals-to-convince-customers-its-affordable-again

>>539166867
>invite

>>539166813
They've haven't been poorfag friendly for the last 5 or so years and it was bound to catch up with them eventually. They forgot their main consumers are low middle class families.

>>539166736
it's chise (swimsuit)

>>539166867
Who are you inviting?

>>539166867
Choo choo brats? Nah shupogaki is best fuck you

>>539167152
Her normal skill

>>539166867
Saar...

>>539167171
Sensei I don't think you can say that.

>>539167319
>snack wrap is back
>just one (1) is 4 fucking dollars
It's cheaper just making one at my house.

how quickly you all switch your tone between japs having shit taste while still choosing whatever slop names they invent

MANIFEST CUNNY

Sugoi

>>539167485
What the FUCK are you talking about now? Does "shupogaki" bother you that much?

>>539167476
That is true of almost any dish from any restaurant
You have cracked the code, good job

>>539167485
Anyone that doesnt use the jap terms is a tourist and can be ignore simple as

>>539167485
Because anything an esl
>invite
with will inevitably be worse, you fucking retard.

>>539167667
THE CHILD

>>539167319
Yeah I still go there but if you don’t use the deals on the app it’s insane how much they expect you to pay, this is good news

>>539166867
Maybe this will straighten you out a bit

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvPPKnTOUDVXtJwAXwZo3R3k36rUEZZvv&si=BFxzQtV122Qx56ep

>>539167614
A slop house like Mcdonalds isn't a fucking restaurant.

>>539167485
I bet you want wish they translate Sensei as teacher

the event wasn't enough to even get to half

>>539167564
>mexican school gets added
>Highlander goes to war
>we get the last stand at the Alamo

>>539167420
>>539167494
that's just pie
not apple pie

>>539167476
We used to be a proper country...

>>539167804
Is Highlander actually supposed to be the America school?

Hey

Release them

>>539167919
Clearly more American than Millennium that's for sure with all the American guns the mobs use and their wagey culture

>>539167919
Look at their guns and you have your answer. Yeehaw

>>539167962
Rumi the Wok is next week, bro.

>>539167951
Hey

>>539167919
Where else would you find guns on trains?

>>539167981
Well according to the top minds of /bag/ Millenium is based on mathematical equations or some shit

>>539168047
Kivotos in general

>>539167919
>All the guns are American
>Students speak broken English a lot
>Outfits are based on American civil war era
>America used to be a major railcar country

Guns are the deepest lore in BA
Gehenna uses German guns
Trinity uses British guns
Shanhaijing uses Chinese guns
Wildhunt uses Italian guns

>>539167962
Did Houkago Tea Time ever go to Budokan at all?

>>539167962
Whoops wrong image

Seia is a wild breed Mari

>>539167951
>>539168017
Sup

>>539168170
What about Millennium

>>539167856
>someone sends this in your club chat
What would you do?

>>539168243
Math guns

your stash for the shupos?

1 more week until summer ends.

>>539168186
This was fucking terrible

Soon

>>539168170
>Wildhunt uses Italian guns
Mama mia

>idol trinity
>band ASS
what other high school tropes is blue archive missing

Look what I found! It's a stinky rabbit!! Oooooooooooooooooo my stinky smelly sweaty stinky smelly stinky smelly sweaty sweaty sweaty sweaty smelly rabbit!!!!!
(crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisted) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisting) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (crawling) (twisting) (splitting) (creeping darkly) (tumbling) (crawling violently) (twisting) (convulsing) (roaring) (creeping) (growling sinisterly) (crawling) (splitting) (walking ashore) (twisting) (convulsing) (creeping) (walking twisted) (attack regardless of target)

Whatever you do, don't look up what guns The Sisterhood uses. They

>>539168327
Slapstick comedy routines

>>539168318
We fucking BETTER get deca before this

>>539168243
No real common theme I've seen
Millenium ultimately is based on Academy City from Raildex

>>539168327
There hasn't been a marching band yet, has there?
>>539168438
Can't believe Hanako got him mid sentence.

>>539168243
Millennium use facts and logic unlike these barbarians.

>>539168460
It's in 2 days bro

It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.

>>539168327
Is there a cultural festival event or is that the band one? I missed that event

I can't believe seia posters really broke me. I will never recover and always think about the doomfox all the time in my head, rent free.

>>539168180
Ristu works at a stadium
Azusa keep doing underground idol stuff
Tsumugi got married
Mio become a business woman and sleep with her boss
Only Yui become a superstar and died from accidentally overdose

>>539168438
>they got him mid sentence
i knew it, Sisterhood is at it again

Stop paying attention

>>539168560
Proof?

>>539168569
Cultural festival was supposed to be the Trinity Festival but stuff happened behind the scenes

>>539168636
>slutty jew nuns of isreal
...Kivotos is fucking weird.

>>539168310
Better get my Midwest Emo playlist in order for the new season

>>539168636
The Koreans have noticed..

>>539168636
>United States Israel

>>539168639
honk honk

>>539168070
One guy was trying to extrapolate the spook club as representative of wildhunt as a whole, with absolute confidence
There are some very bad takes around these parts

>>539168636
So Mari is American

>>539168560
Hasumi titpussy

>>539168558
I’m talking PV6 deca but I’m assuming they’re saving that for an anniversary

>>539168830
My home

>>539168318
Who's she? Arius' yume?

>>539168545
where sound

>>539168821
Its not spook club, its the mobs

Highlander as well, the mobs use civil war era American guns.

>>539168327
>sports festival with track alts
>maid outfits and their maid cafes
>still no playable halloween alts

>>539169012
Chipi chipi chapa chapa!

>>539165390
Hiyori is FAT

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>art school with an occult club and medieval vibe
Renaissance Italy

https://x.com/second469/status/1967405264648417411
A 3rd bond 100 Nozomi has hit the jp server. Will a based baggot get Hikari's bond 100 virginity?

Things Highlander eats
>Pizza
>Handburger
>Pizza

>>539169109
I want this I want the 30+ BMI

>>539166867
Skippogakis rolls off the tongue better

>>539169134
Prove it

>>539169012
You can't hear it in your head?

>>539169243
where's the XXL diet coke

Why couldn’t we get Haruka in the gangster suit as an alt

>>539167494
It's blueberry

>>539169380
So it’s like cowboy era America? That’s kinda neat actually

>>539169079
>>539169265
>>539169342

Impregnating my wife Yuuka.

Elves are good for you

>>539169471
Early America wasn't all cowboys and Billy the kid, you also had a very good train system, and Chinese people to work on it. You also had train robbers, like billy the kid.

Does blue archive really need an American school?

>>539169358
https://arona.ai/table/scenariocharacter
Having two outfits resulted in neither having enough facial expressions for release.

>>539169606
what of the Indians?

>>539169531
I want to squeeze her ass so bad

>>539169618
>I just don't think America should exist
Every school is vaguely based on a country, all the events are based on vague political stuff. Like the Shanhaijing story about 4000 years tradition and their hatred of foreigners, and the fact foreigners will never be able to appreciate the Peking Opera, and how all foreigners should be expelled from China.

>>539169606
Oh yeah I know I’m just using that as like a broad example

>>539169705
Unnecessary

>>539169730
>Blue Archive gets the Halloween event
>it's based off from that one stampede incident in South Korea

>>539169705
see >>539167564

>>539169583
For me it's Ayane.

>>539169909
Black Souls collab would go so hard

>>539169606
>small girl casually wielding a minigun
I wonder if that "i wouldn't be raped in kivotos, i am strong" guy died

>>539169747
I like to imagine when it’s zoomed in on her face like that that she’s terribly constipated and really squeezing to get that log out

>>539169214
>the Wildhunt occult art in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFlqJ0-OfLE

>>539170007
Why the fuck did I think this was Utaha before I saw the halo?

It is odd that for such a relatively big gacha BA has had so few collabs, like it’s not massive but it’s almost always in the top 20

>10k rank in JP grand assault
surely this will be enough and I won't lose 10k rank spots in the next 30 hours?

>>539170108
Utaha has big tits you dolt.

>>539169730
>Nanjing arc soon

is her song released on the OST? idk the name of it

>>539170191
>Utaha has big tits
False.

Utaha is flat okay?

There's quite a lot you can learn exploring the guns

Course even if a school "usually" uses guns from a certain country it doesn't mean there aren't general exceptions. Its just that we see general patterns within schools of what country of gun they use, especially with the mobs.

>>539170007
I just noticed her armpits are exposed. How does that even make sense

>>539169984
this but unironically

>>539170152
It's not that odd. Nobody wants that slop.

>>539170339
breathing room
it gets real stuffy in her clothes

>>539170326
Pretty sure there are some students from different schools that use the same gun. Can't remember which though.

>>539170365
>>539170401
sex

>>539170396
I personally could take or leave them but I feel like developers like them cause it can bring in new players

Millenium seems to typically use American guns, but I think that's mostly just because most modern guns are American

>>539170156
Everybody procrastinates on their runs until last day.

>>539170479
TOMBOY SEX TOMBOY SEX UUUOOOHHH ToT

>>539170465
IP owners only let you use the license for one time which means no reruns so in the long run, making a whole new event plus characters just doesn't seem worth it.

>>539170152
I think it's because most collabs would need to be wholly new stories to fit within the Blue Archive universe, rather than just opening a portal and saying "Hey, you're the guys from Persona 5!"

>>539169618
Yes

>Iroha: Tiger I, Blue
>S.Hifumi: Crusader I, Yellow
>HS.Cherino: T-55A, Red

We need an American tank with purple damage to finish the autism isakusan left behind

>>539170671
Reijo is flashing everyone

>>539170234
Where's the sexual edit?

>>539170326
is there one of these for every student?

FUCK Miyako

>>539170715
I think they did a pretty decent job with the Railgun collab but yeah it basically did boil down to exactly what you said lol

>>539170846
Just another average day in Kivotos then.

>>539164182
i only read the ones that have units as rewards

>>539170832
https://x.com/BArchiveWarfare

Maybe

>>539170671
Bury kokona in sand
Deny her ice cream

>>539170421
I think the train mobs use the same gun as Tsurugi.

>>539171012
>Atsumi
>an anagram for "Autism"
what did they mean by this

>>539171160
Hardest reload animation in the game?

>>539171210
she's just like me...

>>539171247
For me it's Lock n Load.

WHERE IS MY HECKLER & KOCH G36 STUDENT

>>539171160
>>539171328
It cracks me up how her gun is bigger than her

Thoughts on this?

>>539170919
Yes, someone beat me to it>>539171012

>>539170715
That's...collabs for EVERY gacha game
Because the characters from the other story would have to come from another world, or else it would break the lore a bit
Especially since Kivotos really isn't Earth to begin with

The characters from another game would HAVE to come to Kivotos; in order to explain why they suddenly grew a halo and are suddenly bulletproof. Since Kivotos recognizes anyone within a certain category as "students" and grants them halos and gives them all the power of students. Same thing happened with Raildex characters.

>Needs to be a girl
>Of a certain age
>Not an adult
>A student
>Only a girl
>Human/humanoid(not corgi dog girl or robot girl, it has to be something sensei can fuck without being a furry)
>Has to love sensei
>Girl
>Of student age
>Not a lesbian

Considering the qualifications only certain stories really fit the lore of blue archive
I know a lot of people here want Shirou to come in this game, grow a halo, and fuck all the girls. But he doesn't fit the lore at all. BA is just about girls, student age girls.

>>539171487
tits should be bigger

>>539171487
GUH

>>539171361
Please wait for UK Academy.

>>539171531
>not [...] robot girl, it has to be something sensei can fuck without being a furry
What do you mean I can't fuck a robot girl? I'll prove you wrong!

>>539171570
That's Trinity.
Now you got me thinking about the Tea Party enforcing censorship laws.

>>539171247
I doubt it

Ayame kicking her gun, Hoshino reloading while shooting with her other hand, and Suou's one handed reloads are near the top

>>539171781
>Hoshino reloading while shooting with her other hand
i never noticed that what the fuck

>>539171702
Trinity doesn't have pajeet students so it can't be the UK

>>539171247
It's hard to say because we have some kino reload animations, but I think it's up there
Actually all Hina's reload animations are very kino

How big is too big?

>>539171487
Why is she brown?

>>539171781
>Hoshino reloading while shooting with her other hand
very tacticool.
i mean seriously, that's impressive

>>539171829
It's pretty dangerous but it looks cool

>>539171450
Striker Marshmallow when?

>>539171865
at least this big

What ba really need is an African school. Imagine the voodoo gang fighting warlords.

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>539171012
should be on a website imo

>>539171843
You can thank Hasumi and Mashiro for that.

>>539171531
I like how nikke does it, they have an in universe lore reason why collabs happen, it’s incredibly basic and kind of stupid but it at least makes it make a bit of sense lmao

smeg reload

>>539172024
Actual child soldiers would be real edgy

>No student preview
That collab really cucked Arius huh
This better be fucking good Kim

pretty much last call until I let my cafe fill

I'll get the batteries, fuck arius mats

>>539172013
fat chibi feet

>>539172201
But how will you level up your dress Saori and your summer Misaki without the Arius mats?

>>539171531
> Shirou to come here
Said no one ever.

aside from guessing which franchise will get the collab i wonder what school will welcome them, it made sense for index to be millenium and i have no idea about miku

>>539171995
HOLY TITS

>>539172164
Of Misaki's alleged sister? They aren't coming out just yet

>>539172330
Miku is Schale

If it's bocchi the rock then it's trinity

Kaede hours?

>>539171865
Bigger

>>539172330
Millennium is also responsible for giving Miku a physical body

>>539172164
> Student preview when it's a big spoiler
> when it's bunny rerun this week.

>>539172367
>The first volume to have NO new students added since the game began
I guess we're just getting a sixth saori alt

>>539172367
probably means they won't be sympathetic enough by the end of v6c1

>>539172013
This is how close combat in BA should always be handled

This is soul

>>539172518
It's not technically a brand new school, it's a continuation. If they learned anything from Vol 5 is to cook the story. I'm with >>539172538, it's going to be a while.

>>539172695
using guns as sticks will always be cringe does not matter how much i like BA

has rice posted today yet? i miss rice...

>>539172716
And all other volumes introduced a new cast and instantly made some fo them rollable. You can let the story marinate but still need to introduce students and make something rollable off the bat. It just means you shouldn't try to make the entire story fit in chapter 1, but you still gotta give the players the new cast to get closer to them

>>539172797
Today, we are all rice

Misaki's sister lost.

We don't like thread celebrities around here.

>>539172037
damn she's fat

>we do not like celebrities
>says the gookako avatarfag

>>539172867
If you ask me, it should have been Chapter 5 of Vol 3 because Arius isn't totally new so this exact thing wouldn't happen

Should Hasumi go on a diet?

>>539172564
my heroes...

>>539172695
Damn, Ayame really is better than her

No one cares about Arius. Continue the Abydos chapter instead.

Its kinda good they’re going low investment on the arius chapter. Everyone is waiting for the gehenna chapter.

>>539172779
>Why don't they just use swords and combat knives to fight
Because the point of the entire game is gun game, devs said using sword is unthinkable in this universe. Every weapon should be a gun, and even close combat should be handled with gunkata

Refer to this video
https://youtu.be/VCk_IxKEXww?si=5DWtISl_G0BDsU92

The second you get away from it just being guns and bombs it stops being BA
Even Reijo just kicks a bomb

>>539173003
> gookako avatarfag
> implying there's only one

>>539173305
oh, hey no sword schizo, we missed you. did you see izuna with swords last week?

I am concerned about the collab.

>>539173117
Sure, a high calorie diet.

>>539167476
>$1 mcdoubles
>$5 for 20 chicken nuggets
>$1.50 drinks any size
>the fucking southern chicken biscuit
McD's has been dead to me ever since

>>539173305
The guy had a take that generally agreed with you, dumbass

>>539173435
> shorts
> as a larping match with sensei

I really like these dorks

>>539173627
yet you continuously make the claim that kivotos doesn't even know what a sword looks like

>oh yes, a competitive Torment score is easy
>you just need the entire Tea Party, the slut of Trinity (also Limited), Chinese Hina (also Limited), and a stoner
Cool game

>>539173117
That's a big bird.

>why does a game with a competitive ranking have a tier list
shocker, i know. even the chinkshits have that fyi

>>539173692
I'm not him, retard. And how does it make sense to not know what a sword is if knives exist.

>>539173693
I've been playing for 2 months and I have 4/6

>>539167614
I beg to differ considering how some dishes require a bunch of niche shit that sometimes can't be bought in small amounts.
This is 100% true for fast food stuff such as burgers or fried chicken, but legitimate restaurant dishes can vary wildly.

>>539173490
>southern chicken biscuit was phased out in favor for the mcchicken biscuit
I silently wept

>>539173693
i'm pretty sure chinahina is a perma

>>539165882
VERY SOON SUZUMIBRO! THE ARIUS SQUAD IS GONNA NEED HER HELP IN THEIR UPCOMING VOLUME!

>>539173824
Sure I'm not making cassoulet at my house but I can cook a puck of ground beef and make a burger or a snack wrap. Hell, 9/10 of the burgers I eat are at my house

Shut up, all of you

>>539173693
>why does a gacha game favor limiteds so much

/bag/, is the Gourmet Research Society still your favorite club?

>>539173693
just dont be bad at video games lol?

>>539173628
Does she even know how sexy she is? holy fuck im glad the event is almost over this is too much

>>539173693
>stoner
what to you mean, none of them use gun designed by eugene stoner

>>539174047
Do Star Wars fans masturbate to this?

>>539173693
why are you being competitive at grand assault? just participate anyhow and claim your free 10 tenner like everybody else

>>539174047
I liked it better when this was Leon's thing. Chris is supposed to be the unga bunga STR build.

>>539174047
This is the type of thing I fully expect from Blue Archive ironically. It just looks worse on more humanoid people.

>>539173951
is this like a trend or something?

>>539174168
>just be mediocre dude
Enjoy your bronze trophy

>>539174150
Nigga that's Resident Evil not Star Wars

>>539174104
yes
maybe
she constantly pulls up her sweater when interacting with you, so she's conscious to an extent

>>539174047
it's not possible since gunkata purely exists under the pretext that getting shot once = dead. we just don't have that in BA

>>539174252
What are they listening to?

>>539174104
Her VA certainly does.

https://files.catbox.moe/kkurqd.mp3

Happy 4th anniversary, sensei. It feels surreal to be with you for 4 years. Please keep on supporting us, sensei.
Good morning, Kivoto's sensei. I am Yukiyo Fuji, VA of Kayoko Onikata, member of Problem Solver 68 and 3rd year student of Gehenna Academy.
Congratulation to Blue Archive 4th anniversary! Wai! Pachi Pachi!
Speaking of Kayoko, what do you think of Dress Kayoko that is released last February? I was so moved by the beauty of her memorial lobby that I can't help but scream "wah!" *giggles*
But then I thought the skirt seemed a bit too short. *giggles* Sort of like a mother looking at it thoughtfully. And what was that string.
But they all looked good on her, so everything is fine. Kayoko-chan is very beautiful.
Then there was the anime in April. Do you like it?
Speaking of memories of recording for the anime, I was filled with the urge to eat ramen after every recording sections. Even recalling it now makes me hungry. I was thinking "ramen is delicious" during the recording, so I asked Rumi Okubo chan who sat next to me "do you know of any place with great ramen." And I went there on my own after the recording session. The ramen was indeed delicious. I wish I had the courage to ask the other PS68 VAs to go there together, and I regret not inviting them. If you are listening, let's go there sometime and enjoy the ramen while sitting next to each other.
Let's wrap up. Once again, congratulation to Blue Archive 4th anniversary. Please continue to support Kayoko and Blue Archive. I am Yukiyo Fuji.
Bye bye.

>>539173693
>Kisaki
>Limited
>Need for a decent torment score
lmao

>>539174364
Kero Kero Bonito

>>539174289
To be bronze you literally have to gimp yourself and just clear normal. Insane is guaranteed gold already.

>>539174047
since the students and kivotos' native can "tank" bullets, this could work okay in BA

>>539174047
We were close with the duel with bolt-action rifles. Personally I would want a fight that leans more on slapstick comedy.

Something about mobs.

>>539174282
TikTok trend for animation, there's some BA examples
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C9ceHzlPiLQ

>>539174436
Her voice is pure sex, especially on the New Year alt

>>539174356
Hina v Hoshino is full of gunkata though
Getting shot enough times or hard enough = unable to accomplish your goal. It entirely works in the setting

Hifumi Status?

>>539174640
everyone hated on trinity mobs for calling mika a witch until this event got released and discovered they look cute

>>539174705
it's not. over half of the fight is purely dodging and disengaging with a flashband (thrice). there are barely any actual CQC

>>539174801
I still hate them for that and I will be rape-correcting them.

Hina was playing lame...

>>539174785
Cockposting

>>539174801
Pretty sure those were the Pater faction mobs who acted like snakes and bitches due to it being this exclusive girl's club, most of the trinity mobs during that event were mostly just regulars

>>539174785
Still the tummyqueen

>>539174785
Consoooming culture is not attractive, that's why no one finds her sexy

>>539174785
Make Hifumi bear sensei's children

>>539174801
トリカス will always be a thing

>>539175031
By that logic Sensei wouldn't be attractive either since he buys figures and cards

I've said it before and I'll say it again: why not make fox squad playable?

>>539175196
Because who cares about the fox squad.
And also they are in prison.

>>539175196
I don't want them to

>>539168170
The biggest giveaway (aside from the guns) is the fact they use American trains. Also despite the memes the US still has the number 1 rail system in the world by volume of goods transported. It's only passenger rail that's dead in America, the cargo system is a world leader.

>>539175193
no one has ever said sensei was attractive
well except maybe meru and that one stalker i guess

>>539174825
That's a potential element of it, not a hard requirement
The actual limiting factor here isn't the setting but the fact that the chibis have big heads and little arms that prevent grappling

>>539175196
trust the plan. the 7 prisoner finale will involve all of SRT

>>539164182
uh

yes, correct

Sexy-moi

>>539175384
Half of them are already slobbering over sensei
Stop being delusional

>>539175457
what's with the zippertits though

What is their GOTY so far?

big momoi

>>539175575
Seasons of Loss : complete edition

>>539175575
Minecraft

first we mine
then we craft

>>539175289
I'm an ugly bastard

Retards

>>539175937
Crop it

>>539175289
Chise thinks Sensei is cute does that count?

retards...

>>539176087
i can see it

>>539176025
Hmm nyo. If I can't do it in handbrake that's somebody else's problem

>>539175130
Why are they called this?

>>539176171
You can tho

>>539176148
see what

>>539176087
nice puffy nipples

>>539176215
it's just a shorthand way of saying trinity(トリニティー) scum(カス). japanese usually abbreviate compound nouns with the first two letters of each word

Where did everyone go...

I hope this is a good event read. I haven't read anything with the Abydos girls since the first chapter.

>>539176260
Ok I should at least try it out

itooshii hito no tame ni
ima nani ga dekiru ka na?
kanawanai yume wa nai yo!
massugu ni shinjite'ru

>>539176523
giving nonomi a shoulder carry and she squeezed your head with her thighs.

>>539176507
I'm in bed. With Ibuki.

>>539176360
I see

>>539176652
I wonder how it feels to hold someone you love with you in your arms as you go to bed.

>>539176523
this event has a scene with nonomi that made me so horny i bought the selector and got swimsuit nonomi to UE50 instantly
haven't regret

We'll get a confirmation if we're actually getting a collab today or tomorrow.

Don't forget to pat your students, bag

>>539176563
better
>>539176763
Why would they spoil the contents of the stream

Estamos muertos
/bag/ EoS pronto

>>539176745
It’s really nice anon I hope you get to experience it so easy truly

>>539175675
Good Shiroko

>>539176763
Aria the scarlet ammo collab

>>539176746
That's something alright.

I have 0 Natsu elephs. Should I gun for getting her for ive alive bonuses? (2 months). I think my bonuses are mediocre for that

>>539176763
I can see it, it's Magic Knight Rayearth collab or Cardcaptor Sakura collab

test
applying attachment of karin pic
submit

>>539177146
You should get her regardless she's cute and useful sometimes

>>539177146
You should farm her regardless. She is good