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>Miary Gameplay Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRwchU3LtBo

>Patch Notes v2.06.01
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1686

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://u.gg/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Moves Data
https://okizeme.gg/
https://tekkendocs.com/

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit

>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

fix the fucking op nigga

no don't fix it i like it this way now

yeah Tekken 8 is bad but i'm not playing fucking LoL

my fucking protagonist

>>543273196
interesting

my custs are goated you niggas are retarded

>>543273245
damn... that's exactly what i look like...

your fucking protagonist keeps losing to blonde women for some reason

>>543273245
Does he believe in his heart?

>>543273297
whats your rank anyway

>>543273196
only dick will fix this craziness

im exclusively in the tgirl market now

tgirl in tekken when?

lidia is right there bro

>>543273474
im getting niggered in GoD in europe, literally cant even win a round so Im climbing my smurf currently raijin. probably gonna end stuck emperor-tekken god hopefully maybe tgs if im lucky

TELL ME HOW KING IS BALANCED

t tired of t girls t day

>>543274001
>so Im climbing my smurf
Stop being a vile faggot.

I unfortunately have tranny fatigue

what the fuck happened to the ranked?
i picked up char i dont even fucking remember how to combo, used to suck at fujin, now easy bushin for an hour. all blues are filled with 30 defense niggers who eat snake edges. is rank inflation THAT awful?

havent played since clive

tgirl fatigue isnt real

>>543274347
yeah. basically any player that's decent at all and cares to grind for a bit is gonna be GoD at the very least. it's all worthless

>>543274181
its either that or i lose like 30 times straight id go insane

>no more lili butt
sad

I need to fuck a tranny

>>543274924
the best goku

>>543274924
No fucking way this garbage ass movie got a game

>>543274347
i dealt with a fujin king who would insta RA when they went into red. baited his ass 4 times and when he won 1 set out of me, he kicharged and denied rematch lol

>>543275271
and it's way better than the movie too, simply cause it's a dbz budokai clone done by the same devs.

>>543275358
This game would be so much better without RA, fucking shitter magnet mechanic

>>543274571
How about, you just git gud or play quick match?

>>543274347
all the good players are in Africa rn

>>543273245
JIN JIN JIN JIN JIN JIN!!!

>>543275589
that was my plan to climb up again and git gud in the process. i could just also demote i guess and then git gud. i thought with the winstreaks it'd be fast to rank up my starting rank was flame ruler on my secondary. im raijin now. it does feel bad beating up people. ive lost a few though im kinda washed apparently.

>>543275471
yea but i also understand the need for flare. the problem is the way to use an ultimate attack is too simple. same goes for the heat bursts. if they had it behind at least a motion input it would have made the game more depth without losing much of the flare.

Stop smurfing just to save your rank PNG

what if im smurfing because the population in my rank is minuscule?

im not smurfing, I really do just suck

fair enough either to appease you and keep my general reputation or because of genuine disgust at beating lower ranks i will stop

i will demote myself on purpose i wont even play the games out just lose on purpose over and over by walking forward there's no point in getting humiliated by this weird difference in server skill LMAO

laws arm is clearly outside the king model

>>543276371
There's 120+ players in queue in EU within 1 rank of GoD

Is playing on an alt character smurfing

only if you're a kuma main playing panda or vice versa

I exposed myself

>>543275946
So your plan to git gud, was to beat up people who are on average, worse than you are?

>>543276601
r/HitboxPorn

>>543276510
you don't have to be weird about it or intentionally lose so you can't get beat just play the game lmao
>>543276703
no

half those people are playing, the rest are either inaccessible due to weird conncetion/geographical shit or too far from you

half the people are playing on wifi man
fuck em

>>543276861
i mean that'd take like an hour maybe an hour and a half to tekken king, after that i'd be relatively close to my rank and could start improving organically

ok i bought armor king
had to get drunk to push that button

Just say you don't wanna lose nigga

blud BOUGHT a dlc oh my days HARADA WE GOT ANOTHER SUCKER BABY

>>543276601
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
SAVE ME SHIMBORI SAN

not my money THOUGHBIET
sold some skins and cases from cs2

doesn't matter, bamco still gets that money and that's a bad thing

>>543277061
Again, why not just stick to your main account, watch your replays, do replay takeover and learn matchups?

should i have bicardi or johnnie walker

bacardi straight

any ningers in the chat

pussies, drink wray & nephew's

>>543278083
Someone will jerk off to this.

how do you niggas even try new alchohol
do you guys see a 'bumfuck rum fuckshit' on the shelf and just say 'hmmm i'll get that'.

>>543277627
yeah im just gonna lose normally its playable now my connection is better

wish i had hair to rip out

i'm 32 and i don't drink at all, and i've never gotten drunk

>>543278204
People bring all kinds of shit to a party and when there's nothing but the 'shit' left I'll try it

>>543278151
done

>>543278775
Manchild.

i don't get invited to parties

>>543278775
Chad.
>>543279110
Chad.

>>543278775
based

Show up anyway, everyone will be too drunk to care

Turns out I wasn't playing that poorly and won a set at GoD. Good thing I blogged.

>>543278775
never start

lessgo

*unsubscribes*

>>543279419
done goofed

>>543279569
>>543279671
it's stuck at 1%.

Women? Love them.

>>543279419
delete this game from your account, save yourself

99% of all smurfs are either Law or Bryan. They ki charge and get mad when you start sidestepping their shit.

>>543278775
its ok being low test in 2k25

>>543279834
where's the penis

>>543278775
Its time to start

>>543280102
in my ass.

>>543279419
adhd??

take it out

>>543280220
can i see

>>543278775
well what are you waiting for

>>543280220
h-hot...

I exposed anon

>>543279834
where's the bush

>>543279793
divine intervention

>>543279419
what a waste of space

bushfags need to be shoved into a fern

ur too joung to get it

bush(fags) did it and you know it

>>543280637
modern games are something so shit

women? not my thing

>>543280637
>>543280957
This game doesn't even have that much """content""", it could easily be 25% of that size.

tekken used to run on a psp now it can't run even on the platforms it was meant for

Nobody is talking about Miary Zo? Did she flop?

but its full of stank, blood, poop, tissue residue and food

>>543281161
who??

more like Miary No

>>543280637
shit's crazy man

is necesse fun

>>543281540
>marginally bigger size than an open world game with unnecesarily autistic attention to detail
Has bamco outsourced this game to tech illiterate pajeets or something?

>>543281063
75% of the space is UE5 cutscenes and MVs

>>543282120
I hate UE5 so much it's unreal

im gonna go tug my 3 inch to shemales now

just play a smaller game then

can i watch

im playing tekken8

that sucks

why would you willingly eat shit?

I find it so FUCKING retarded when people call asuka "asska" like yeah man you must be the funniest fourth grader on the community like shut the fuck up man

>Asuka neck
please clap

I agree, her actual name is fridge

>>543283265
because it comes from annas ass

i mean sure yeah, but what if it looks like tekken 8?

tekkino 8 haters are embarrassing

t?

>>543284902
she's got a bit of puffy body, too many carbs

men?

>>543284902
pretty alright

>>543284902
man
>>543285189
man
>>543285275
>man

>>543284079
stop posting this jeet nigga

>>543285504
is he wrong though

>>543285409
Shut ur gay ass up

I am thankful for VIRTUA FIGHTER 6.

you can see where blud covered up his mustache :skull:

Armor king feels top 5 broken as fuck

>see a woman
>immediately think of a man
many such cases

ling sistahs....what the fuck is this pose??

Sick of other fighters going to try to get into Tekken 8 (yeah I know) but how is the leeway on doing combos? Do you have to do the inputs fast or can you have molasses fingerss and still get shit done?

i can play other characters for a while and have fun but at the end of the day the only character i really have fun with is Lee
is there any similar character that might release in the future with a similar gameplan
i am a 24cel

outside of porn, whats the fucking point of cosplayers

>>543286134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT49KdOjfbI

Y'all actually jerk it to cosplayers?

i would really rather soul calibur lived and tekken died

anyone would

Virtua Fighter 6 waiting room.

i would really rather both lived

I'm not asking you to become a Kunimitsuchad. I am saying that when the time comes, you will look in the mirror and already be a Kunimitsuchad.

>>543286092
never settle for mediocrity

>>543286164
marduk

>>543286783
holy shit it's anna

watching dood sneaky shilling the xbox handheld

>>543286783
Anna is so cool I wish she was in T8

yes i jerk off to cosplayers
women? big fan

>>543286783
yeah that’s the real anna not the tranny we have now

I don't like muscular girls

>>543288130
gay.

Fat bitches? Love em

>>543288436
so tired of Cutscene Simulator 8

>>543288297
gay.

>>543288436
>just do three (3) resets for a fake combo bro AK is so good
why are people even posting these

>>543288130
cosplay makes girls 10x hotter

had the most intense set against this nigga LMAO

>>543289079
Agreed, the only thing I hate is 99% of cosplay porn has those dumb bitches fake moaning for the whole video and doing ahegao and it looks like shit irl.

i rather have a muscolar one than a fat slob lazy who tires easily

whats the break for the throw wall resets

alt f4 on pc, dunno with controller

for me? it’s looneylili<3

i'm stuck on 10% now
what the hell

tekken 8 at high ranks is so intense im about to cry from how overly high adrenaline that shit got me

>>543288638
how? I don't want a muscular hoe with strong man hands. women should be soft

Actually looking forward to this bitch

playing high stakes poker is more fun than high rank tekken

>>543290768
Amazing tits

(.Y.)

>>543290689
kill yourself

>>543290929
more like ( . Y . )

>xd bobs
you guys sound like 14 years old and you're bringing down this franchise, EMBRACE MEN

>>543291128
just play the game if you want high ranks

franchise is already at rock bottom

>Tekken 8 announced in September 2022
>story trailer and presentation 3 months later
>regular character trailers start 2 months later

>Virtua Fighter 6 announced December 2024
>one 20 second character teaser 6 months later
>zero news at 11 months and counting

How are they fucking this up already?

where's the fuck up exactly?

drip feeding

With VF6 they announced it way too early. But we'll see with the next announcement, Yamada has said it will be big.

okay but why did they call it the battle of the bulge

VF6 will be a big success
With next gen graphics, great gameplay, and a diverse cast of characters, it's no wonder gamers in the 3D fighting sphere are all looking forward to VIRTUA FIGHTER 6

>>543291891
>VF6 will be a big success
Lol.....

vf6 was approved months before they showed it...
tekken 8 was already in the final stage when they started to show it, so obviously things are different.
with vf6 they couldn't post pone the announcement much further as this gen is nearly ending, it wouldn't work with investors either

i need something more out of this life bros

vf6 will come out with a $80 price tag and it'll die within a day or two

start watching vtubers

>>543292079
yeah, you need vyvanse and to tame your adhd

>vtuber
blud is stuck in 2020

>>543292225
i only watch vtubers who showed face/body and look attractive irl

my pc is set to auto turn off in 5 minutes at 11:30

start exposing yourself

do you also drink milk before you sleep?

>>543292357
based hope the time goes faster just for this once

i was about to drink milk

>>543292225
cringe

>>543292321
nah they're the best
theres this one called kanata her fans are called "heimin", super cool dudes - not schizophrenic psychopaths at all

my last act was watching the mairy zo trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMVNCAvEFoI

this is what you faggots watch?

porn just doesn't do it anymore
what now

>>543292885
now maybe you can finally mature a little bit

>>543292863
Didn't know LTG became a vtuber.

i'm finally growing up at the ripe age of 35?

>>543292863
>blue rank
>slurs
>victor
ltg?

Afterschool Sophie is based.

>>543293107
No joke but yeah, read about it, people with adhd are delayed and some structure of the brain doesn't fully develop till 40-45 in many cases..
So if you have it, chances are that you only have 5 years left to fix this mess before it settles for good.. good luck

i fucking love tgirls bros

based on what

nigga stop diagnosing me with adhd

Do you love men or tgirls
make ur minds up man....

>>543293513
sorry you're right, anyway this is part of adhd too, called rsd I AM KIDDING OK?

tgirls are men

die

they're not chick with dicks
its men with tits

i like oogling at gravure girls on xitter
the younger the better

ladyboys are actual women tho

>boy is in the name
>still claim they're women
malfunctioning moron

>man is in the game
>still caim they're women

so what, there are unisex names, does it mean they are both gender??????

>women
>men is in the name
kill yourself

>lady is in the name
>claim they're not women
??????

>>543286164
lee is poke + counter-hit + keepout so like bryan or steve, kinda law, paul, and nina too

>>543294252
looks old and no lips… ewww

can you imagine still having an hdd instead of an ssd in 2025.

just fyi woman is just a typo, it was always man for both genders

drank too much lads

I think Jin Kazama is the ONLY time introducing a new protag has ever worked.

probably because tekken 1 and 2 sucked ass and Kazuya was a douchebag

tekken 8 runs fine off an hdd and most of the time even having a ssd will still lead to slow match startups due to networking being bad, so yeah, having a hdd in 2025 is pretty based

>>543294792
castlevania.

men? huge fan

>>543294792
devil may cry

No it wasn't. People complained so they brought Kazuya back in 4

>>543291460
>leaving out the bullshit trailer you retards thought was gameplay

VF6 WAS REVEALED WITH ACTUAL GAMEPLAY SNIPPETS, BITCH

>>543294792
any GTA

>>543294792
metal gear
gta
life is strange

>>543294991
who tf cares about tekken 8 dude i'm talking in general.

>>543294792
megaman.

>>543295167
sorry i got confused by the fact that we are in a tekken general, would you like to rephrase your sentence so we can get more insight on where the problem lies with having a hdd in 2025?

blud said life is strange
oh my days

>Step right at round start
>Get hit
>Step right at 2nd round start
>Exact same attack misses
????????????

I stand corrected.

the protag in life is strange true colors is fat, i am sure you would find her appealing

gimme fuel
gimme firah
my desire

the chick was the glasses is fat?

i dont think im gonna make it to 2026

>>543295683
yea, 85 kilos at 1.65m, going by bmi she's borderline obese

anyone else feel hollow inside

>>543295736
give me your email and steam account then.

i hope i dont make it to 2026 and yes my life is completely empty so i feel hollow

he as hollow as i alone now

>>543295758
huh
she didn't look fat
guess imma go check her out

You ever have games so sweaty you feel disgusted by yourself? The LTG phrase "this nigga nervous" or "this ain't evo nigga" applies well here.

>>543295947
that's my mom

i should never have dedicated my life to tekken.

i feel hollow im changing my name to grimmjow haha im 31

I lost to a Devil Jin purely using d4 well timed hellsweeps and interrupting my stances.

>>543296090
murray/d8 made many realize this

>>543295947
conceptualize the bush

>>543296064
Not for Tekken 8. I don't feel anything when I play this game.

>that tiny ass pan
yeah okay bruv, what are you really cooking

im finna touch meself

Should I buy the jun or the Jin deck

i don't know how to make bread, I suck at kneading

its easy to make bread as long as your standards are low

I'm not colormaxxed

they are, when I'm the one cooking, when I go out for eating I larp as Lili

i only feel like playing tekken when i'm drunk
why is that?

Your brain perceives tekken as a bad thing but alcohol removes that feeling

>I only feel like playing tekken when I've dulled my ability to make smart decisions
no shit

>>543297292
why

i tried and not even alcohol helped with enjoying t8

the fuck

Blephlaroplasty 8 where surgeons mash eye bag removal surgeries

affirmative action 8

the hair transplant doc wants $250 just for a consultation unreal i wouldnt even need this if it werent for murray

>>543294654
I use it to store media and music since they are dirt cheap

Heres my desktop

Hackers from the 90s into psychedelics energy

bit weird how autistic guys look 20 times more masculine the moment they try to wear women's clothing

>>543295947
SMASH

I'm still thinking about how that nigga said that

Disturbing the peace
Look into my eyes
Now tell me the things
You blabbing about behind my back

To my friend Fernando his sales of different medication on the streets is drying off por si le pueden dar alguna ayudita con un like if you can give him a helpin jand with a like and a comentario por favor amigos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PaLSWyyUhy8&pp=ugMGCgJlcxABugUEEgJlc8oFCE1pYXJ5IHpv2AcB

Que lo necesita mucho en este momento

Je needs is a lot in this moment of jis life

>>543298154
>deadlock
based
>nikke
>anki
hmmm

I hope you guys haven't been spreading misinformation. Remember, i'm always watching.

only tekken players would see a game about horny robot women with big butts and tits and be mad

>>543298154
>hoyoplay
Sup gayboy

>>543299450
why bother

MICKEY MOUSE 8

this game gave me cancer and it's terminal

what's the radiotherapy?

https://x.com/rangchu123/status/1979963905666666742
imagine losing like this at the saudi tournament

death

oh my god this game suckssssss im not saying slime tranny isnt even worse but holy fuck its so bad

my dick is obsolete

time to stop vaping and hop on cialis gramps

>>543300574
imagine he just does nunchuck into 43dss3 for the wallcombo and wins instead of going for that dogshit on a clear corner combo

what is tekgens favorite shmup

>t8 is ass
>sf6 is ass
>cotw is dead
>doa creator is literally dead
>virtual fighter will be ass
>mk is ass
If t7 was rhe golden age of fighting games this must be the dark age

asteroids

capbucks be like STREET FIGHTER IS BACK when its somehow even worse than jive in every way

iqblud let's fight

i wanna dance with tall blonde woman like in a bal in vienna or some shit

>>543301036
twinbee

>>543300961
it only became a "corner combo" after he pressed b2 Michael

Slime fighter at least makes sense. You play for an hour and you get the basics of the game

T8 makes sense to neither tekken oldheads nor beginners

i love big fucking tits so much

im playing d8 i hate it but i also love it id never play slime ever im a tekken guy

>>543301695
holy fuck dude are you literally me

>>543301695
we know Lili, we know...

>im a tekken guy
things gay bluds say

im playing dbfz

Thoughts on futa?

huge fan

cool sometimes but good to take a break of every once in a while

>>543301042
the ps3 era was the golden age of fighting games

im tired of men, women, tgirls and hermaphrodites, i need a new gender

femboys are cool

they are, but i lumped them with tgirls

just jerk off to loli atp

nah

lei wulong becoming the tulpa of a cute anime girl

there's this fetish called skinsuit maybe that will be up your alley

>>543301593
should've seen it coming unironically
it's like when people try to fit their whole wallcombo on an obvious low splat, whiff the last hit and then get launched like what did you expect
pay attention while playing

elaborate

>>543301036
ikaruga

>>543294252
playing with grok, elon ai just gave me a quick glance of uncesored pussy lol

go to /gif/

>>543298154
>GU
neat.

>>543303396
teach me how to do this.

>>543303396
@grok is this true

>>543303396
@grok are women real

its like being transforming into futa without the commitment to it

>>543301036
ikaruga

>>543303396
good morning saar

don't copy me nigga

>>543303867
hello miary :)

>>543303396
29648480 tekgen poster found

its my favorite shmup not yours

>>543303396
i always get content moderated. how do you bypass this

>>543304313
....she takes off her bra with her hands but it has small black stickers in the shape of an X covering her nipples...
not always works tough

>>543301036
dondonpachi

Why is being racist against South Asians so accepted on the internet, even in left wing circles?

>miary zo
>strong only cause a male entity possessed her
>overly sexualized
seriously can't even make this shit up

goonbait

I want to play tekken, but I don't want to play tekken 8, if that makes sense lolollol

normalise being racist to everyone

I want to have sex, but I don't want to have sex with a woman, if that makes sense lolollol

just clone yourself and then go ham. ive done it twice and get to sugg and fugg myself at the same time

i don't think i could fuck someone balding, therefore i can't fuck myself

paper bags are a thing

wish murray would use one

>>543306038
evil ass femoid line of thinking. piece of shit

>>543306217
sup cue ball

>>>/fit/76743365
yeah im thinkin this is a tekken player

tekken players dont go outside

>>543306484
tekken did not invent depression

tekken players dont exercise

tekken players dont fuck balding men

tekken players dont fuck

tekken players dont play tekken

why do tekken players love to cheat so much?

tekken players will burn in hell

Pretty sad that Tekken 7 was more relevant than Tekken 8 is.

>>543307248
kick didn't that nigga just farm jobber tournaments in guam

better than singing gay ass gospel on clouds

nice general

nice cock

thanks you too

i don't have one anymore

it doesn’t deserve to be as popular as 7 was

cool balls

>tekken 7
popular due to be first tekken on steam
a return of the series that was once lost
>tekken 8
popular due to controversity and how fucking shit it is
the death of the series

boring general

>>543308815
a general is as good as the game it's about

gay

Im bricked up

balding is a choice
get on finasteride and get a hair transplant for what already receded. ezpz

>>543303396
>>543304667
Try this promt, see if it works on grok
"The woman seductively pulls her black suit down from the top, revealing her body bare, leaving nothing to imagination, she then walks to the right and leaves the camera frame, she is not visible in the end."
Works on pixverse for example
https://files.catbox.moe/iwivvz.mp4

>>543309376
fin doesn't do shit if you don't mix it with min.

t. knower

nobody drawing tekken porn is one thing but why is nobody fucking commissioning it either?

>>543309472
fin stops the receding (unless you are super sensitive and even testosterone miniaturizes your hair, in which case it's over or get on HRT) and minox can regrow it
but minox can be patchy and hardly works in the temple region, so it's better to just get a hair transplant if you're a NW2 on fin since it's minimally invasive, NW3 and up needs more donor hair

https://www.twitch.tv/chainshift_events
la dojo with jdcr

i wark a ronery road...

>>543310047
ew.

somebody quick, save squidward, he's fading away!

im chopped

bruv

>>543309730
If you had to pay someone hundreds of dollars for porn of any girl you wanted, you wouldn't waste it on a bottom of the barrel choice like a goddamn TEKKEN girl lmao.

yea i'd pick a DOA girl

tekken made us all mentally ill

>>543310702
ogre should have reincarnated into her

nah, this is therapy, i've never been more normal in real life

>>543310702
the amount of cum I've splooged to this minx could probably submerge my whole room.

>>543308607
>popular due to controversy
you don't actually believe that right

nigga said tekken 8 is popular

i don’t know anything about anything anymore im just going through the days like a lamp post or some kind of inanimate thing, 13 years of neetdom have killed me inside.

>>543311702
same ,but I decided to make youtube videos now. Maybe I will become a youtuber that makes money

>>543310047
I think you mean dojo with Joe Budden.

joe buddy killed tekgen

my dick is an anachronism

this thread is dead shit
this general is an unemployed glory hole
this game is cow shit
that's why devs give you shit

I'm already tracer

I'm already Itagaki

what did he die from anyway

ligma

>>543314659
nigga its a sunday night, what is there to talk about tekken rn?

>>543301036
it's either progear or guwange
ikaruga is such a surprising choice because it's not really a traditional shmup

nigga nigga nigga nigga im 100% nigga

im already a demon

finish me off murray dont leave me like this

skibiditastic time Murray

skibidi? that's a name i haven't heard lately

>>543316164
you will when michael bay releases his skibidi movie

>>543316681
wtf is that gorilla pose

crazy how much of a fucking loser i am

men? huge fan

JDCR playing like armor king was out for 10 years

hello guys today we will do top 5 things that Tekken project regretted to create
1. no neck gorilla irrelevance
2. bruce
3. Christle
3. backdash
4. movement in general
5. tekken

>>543318097
kill yourself AIfaggot

ijbinij

>>543318140
She needs to sue her plastic surgeon

>>543318572
she looks like she hasnt had any work done thoughbeit

>>543318140
cutie

"BOXING IS AWESOME"
-Elmo

kida wanna learn lidia

lidia died for murray sins
she is buried in his backyard

KARATE IS AWESOME

boxing>>>>>karate
steve>>>>>>jin

tgirls saved my life

>>543320176
RIP...

congrats on 15k matches

TAIDO IS AWESOME

*ruins the joke*
*kills tekken*

gay niggas

ninjutsu is awesome

Capcom Won

VIRGINITY IS AWESOME

I want to stick my dick in a shemale's shit

LUCILLE IS AWESOME

The love of Christ and the guidance of His Church saved my life

because ulsan won EWC we know that christ is real and allah is not real

im not well

You mean Buddah cause Ulsan is Buddhist

just woke up in the middle of the night and hat the realization that I actually might be killing myself with the amount of alcohol I consume daily.
It also fucks with my sleep, the last time I slept well was in 2019.
Tekken related because I just thought of the Lingster and now have a boner

I tried to kill myself with alcohol but the only thing it did was lead to the night where I exposed myself

I exposed myself

please describe how you exposed yourself in excruciating detail

I was in a drunken stupor I can't

Fact check: alcohol helps you sleep better though

>>543322131
prob has to say that to stop from being beheaded

only babies and women need good sleep

>

>>543324339
to ash and dust

i'm blud

>got bored of my usual games
>decide to start learning fighting games with zero knowledge of fighting games
>fuck it tekken looks fun
>have trouble even inputting the most basic strings
it's going to be a up hill battle but im having fun just learning the super basic inputs on the offline trainer just messing around

>>543324941
thats the spirit

diddybludden

in chinese xiao means little so xiaoyu means little yu

Who is the faggot with a tuba?

doa guy is dead btw :/

shimbori fucking left tekken project

i'm alive thoughbeeverit

>>543303396
post full link saar

what the fuck happened to starmie

>>543332642
it didn't forget leg day.

gm sure is quick to call someone a cheater

>>543316681
>Seson 2 story DLC
If they have the budget to do a story dlc lol

they're gonna reveal the next story expansion at one of the final master events before miary zo drops

Season 2 story DLC will just be an uncensored Jun and Kazuya sex scene

I want to be hung so I can give shemales the love they deserve but unfortunately I am not what one would consider well endowed

im well endowed but i never get to use it

I have a micropenis and I've used it on two different women plus the chance at two more but I declined one due to micropenis and the other kicked me out of bed because I'm not a man

tekken?

is

not a fan

she told me she couldn't feel anything

Anon replying to himself again huh

maybe

I exposed myself

>>543328820
so jin's nickname for xiaoyu is just "little"? kek

damn I wish I had a normal sleep schedule instead of going to bed at 5am

then fix it

wish I was good at tekken instead of being bad at tekken

gee why didn't i think of that

TORGAL
IS
AWESOME

how come tekken doesn't have a proper master rating system?

because it's both a kusoge and a party game

Thank you CLIVE

miary will save tekgen

who wants to play some tekken 6

I exposed myself

>near identical move
>king does forward left kick
>ak does backwards right kick
kino

tekken 8 will be looked back as the biggest fumble of the series

>>543338120
This angle is a little better but it still looks garbage in motion. Anyways stop posting yanderedevkken nobody cares. The names suck too.

why is it so uncomfortable to put my fingers like this on my mixbox?

holy shit okizeme.gg just got even better

no excuses

just had an amazing jin mirror set
love this game

>>543338534
>customizable folders
fucking yesss

>>543338469
>>543338534

>>543337465
m-me neither

>>543339548
we know greenie

Alright too much positivity going on cut that shit out

crazy how little r34 and porn there is in these threads compared to others
tekken is all about the game huh

i miss ak's shadow step not gonna lie bros

I miss the real world but isolation has created mental illness unimaginable

>>543340507
cause there's barely any porn being made in the first place bruh, especially in recent times. we do have the lilifag constantly posting porn everytime he shows up though.

Armor King saved his smile....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqD_9HztH9k

I exposed myself

>>543340868
pretty based
>>543341740
stay there

>>543341740
why did he spread that lie about ty, tho

https://x.com/IETArcade/status/1980125774687441203
New update

>>543342406
stop promoting this retard's fetish game already. it looks like garbage

>>543342624
Just ignore my post like an intelligent human being.
Or report it to the jannies. IDC

or you could stop advertising for him just because you're bored

>>543343156
Nah I'll continue.

that's fine, you're free to do whatever you want. just know we're all laughing at you for associating yourself with a loser like ietarcade

>>543342406
god that looks so fucking choppy holy shit, I seen people say miarys animations in the trailer looked choppy but this is like on a whole new plane

>>543343978
.... you're comparing a game made by a single guy to a game made by a billion dollar company.

Tekken 8 was made by more than one person surely

retards are still spamming that shitty bootlegken?

I exposed myself

10 years and 2 versions of the same game only to come up short with the ugliest ripoff one could possibly make. and he has the audacity to make his entire twitter feed about dissing tekken 8 KEK

>one guy wants to make the job of 6 guys
>does every job badly
>"uhm please give me free money!"
>20 years in development
lmao
yanderedev ass shit

what kind of autism compels a solo dev into making 2 versions of a game simultaneously

the autism that makes them believe they're going to profit off someone else's failure

I EXPOSED MYSELF

h-hey dont forget to schizo over vf6 and ltg too...

>>543344313
>>543344718
I exposed myself

>>543342406
this is how bad virtua fighter looks to me

I'll keep posting the indie project here. Doesn't stop you guys from talking about Tekken 8.
Just a random retard like me posting something you can ignore.

some faggoty kids runnin upstairs since 7 am every mornin hope they get C*ancer in minecraft

maury or springer

I exposed myself

>i'll keep posting here
make a general so i don't have to be reminded that shit exists

I soiled myself

>i'll keep advertising for a tekken hater here in the tekken general
or maybe find something more productive to do with your time

continue your exposition saar

Why doesn't Harada add my bottom 5 playrate scrimblo to the game? is he stupid?

schizo general in /trash/ would go hard fr

shouldn't have drank that much last night

when are we all going out for drinks together

I don't drink

feel like playing zarfina

you could just get soda

this was actually funny from Harada lmao
>we got the 28 year old woman, the 23 year old women, and then the two 40 year old women (cryogenized to look 20) and the 1000 year old one as well (looks 20)

as long as harada keeps deflecting we can keep our anime women intact. though im 'fraid onec he's gone the next developer won't be as ballsy.

why did nobody tell me my ideal tekken movelist was put on a fucking gag kangaroo that's never coming back in a modern tekken game. cool boxing + wavu + king throws + big flashy kicks. put this shit on an anime bitch and you save tekken overnight

>>543344187
Maybe the single guy should spend more time making his game instead of talking shit about other games, maybe then I'd be less critical too

Why are you bothered by one guy shitting on Tekken 8 when everyone here does it all the time....?

>>543346538
Wouldn't Lidia be 30 by the time of T8?
We know that she got elected when she was 29 and she's already in office in T7 that would make her a certified hag

>>543347098
Because he comes across as a wannabe itagaki, talks shit about competitor games to pump us his own game, difference is this guy is dead fucking serious and dogshit at what he does vs itagaki doing it to a buddy of his at equal footing. Just comes across as pathetic and lame from the single guy who then goes "waaaah i'm just a wittle tiny indie dev don't be so critical!!!", so why pick a fight with the "big boys" then, what a moron.

Because he wants to sell us his slop
We don't shit on tekken to sell others our slop

it's a shame 8 is as dogshit as it is
this was supposed to be the realization of the series after 7 revived it

>MASKU
>masguuu :D
>adrianposting
>Aryaposting
>u-turn.webm
>lilianon
>"might make a tournament in 5 hours" *gets upset when noone joins*
>D-D-DDDEAHHHHHHH
>skimmaposting
>fondly remembering [...]
>17er-posting
>laughing at leffen
which ones am I missing

>>543347528
You're not JDCR so you can't talk about the game.
Bryan vs Asuka is 10:0 matchup, 100% impossible because he lowcrushes her highs.
Paul is holding me back. By the way I can't do quarter circle motions.
The game is very poorly balanced at low levels.
Steve is shit.
Steve is top tier.
Raven can't open up turtles and can't do anything about pressure.
Kazuya's hellsweep tracks both sides.
Jin's RA is the worst in the game because it's high so it's a free launch.
df1,1 extensions are gimmicks because the second hit is high.
It's easy to RA through Claudio's hopkick: just look for when he jumps.
I'm Speedkicks.
Snake Edge doesn't launch, it knocks down and then you pick them up.
Qudans is dumb.
/tgg/ - teggen
Asuka is a defensive character, Kuma has the best hopkick in the game, and Feng has low damage output.
King's chaingrabs are option selectable, just mash the break for a single path.
EWGF is better than DJ's u4 as a panic move.
Out of the 2D characters, Eliza is the least 2D
Asuka doesn't need to duck because she can just do b+3.
Katarina mixes people up with Highs and Mids.
If you call me a bitch that means you main the character I hate.
Lili's Matterhorn is this game's version of a command throw from a 2D fighting game.
Playing regular Jin is suffering.
Deathfist should be a high.
Paul's qcf1 combos are super easy, just do qcf1 d/f1,b4 qcf2.
DSS is only for combos.
Gigas is literally unbeatable because everything he does is unreactable.
Lars vs Jack is a 10-0 match-up.
Josie is plus on everything.
Paul qcf1 combos are harder than Law's DSS.
Everything Noctis does is punishable.
20 frame lows are reactable btw I'm a mighty ruler in Japanese arcades.
Lars is the most honest character in the game.
Lars is the most dishonest character in the game.
Jack is PURE FUNDAMENTALS.
Hwoarang is holding me back.
Lili is a charge character.
Get a hitbox.

>>543347528
*spreads ass*
fraud police
eckbock/spiderbruv

bamcucks here getting mad that murray8 is getting mogged by an indie game lmao

>>543347528
Alright, let's get it over with.
>First for my wife, Leo!
>who should I main?
>kazuyaposting
>PLAY AND LOVE,LOVE! LILI!
>[character]trannies
>sex with [character]
>u-turn.webm
>Dragunov is honest
>backdash/electric pastas
>Lobby?
>just lab
>[character] has no lows
>MASKU
>fell for the stick meme
>DLCs are broken
>pakistani gameplay clips
>who do you main?
>S1 nostalgia
>Emilioposting
>why does [move] evade [hit area]
>FAS schizo
>just plug
>goblinoposting
>deadgen
>sneedkicks
>how do I deal with [move]
>lizard suiken
>cheatbox
>Twitter ESL arguments
>Youtube ryona
>lowhigh losing to kunimitsu
>BASED
>ogreposting
>*monkey noises*
>aigoooo
>Jin is so cool bros...
>k-piss
>announcement bros how are we feeling?
>yuyu feet

I ain't reading all that

@Jack is this real

yes this is real

yesterday it tryharded so hard it feels disgusting to play the game again today

i accidentally refered to myself by it O_O what in the almighty froidian slip do that mean >_<

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>modern tekken is mogged by bootleg games
grim

>>543346713
Kinda feel like anime bitches have diminishing returns though. Look at how little of a splash Miary made, they have basically all the hot anime girl tropes covered already, just make men from now on since it's hard to find a niche for female characters.
I still think a funny granny character could work though.

>>543348569
would weird female characters like in street fighter work? i dont want that but just wondering

remember when devil jin used to be top tier in every game

>>543348872
anything would be better than abysmal dogshit

only one girl can save tekken 8...

NEW MAINMAN DOWNPLAY TIERLIST IS OUT

>>543349243
>>543349243
lol

>>543349243
>Kazuya under Reina
lmaooooooooo
Funny enough King looks too low as well and Xiaoyu should probably be next to Azucena

Armor King Megasession... GoD1 Today?

>>543348872
I mean Marisa, Manon and AKI are popular enough (though personally Manon in my opinion is just one or two nudges on her face away from being a very hot character).
There's a bit of a false dichotomy here because when people talk about making another hot character, using SF terms, you aren't talking about making another Juri or another Cammy, you're realistically talking about making another scrimblo like Menat or Lucia, because Juri and Cammy already exist and people will play them instead of the new hot bitches.
I think it's the same in Tekken. You're already spoiled for hot women, it's very rare that somebody for whom that is an important part of the design will move towards the newest iteration rather than just play Lili or Asuka or Nina or whatever.

finna take a nap

>>543349243
>alisa top 10
how
she never does anything in tournaments and nobody plays her

>>543349243
why do people keep upplaying clive he is cancer but he has zero results and even the biggest tierwhores have dropped him. he plays in a cancerous way but he really isn't that strong

>>543349243
>AK bottom 10
he has finally lost it completely

>>543349553
he's in top 8 all the time

>>543349573
what's good about AK though
he is just king but worse in every way

>>543349437
There's no female in Tekken that compares to Chun-Li, Cammy or Juri
Even their newcomers are more popular

lets not downplay AK THAT much now

>>543349619
>safe on everything including bryan tier risk/reward on lows
>ch launchers everywhere
>amazing combos and travel, wall combo gives immediate 50/50
>great poking
>given godlike 13F crouching punish because of course
>chain throws + giant swing
has exceptional whiff punishment, movement, mixups, oki, poking, he's a flawless character

>>543349671
Kekken has always struggled with that. I'd say the only character close to that would be Lili in that she's consistently popular, has a strong theme and is probably who comes to people's minds when they think about a female Tekken character. I guess Reina might probably join her now as well.

Lili is a work of art

>>543349931
Oh and Nina too

chun li is cool but i dont like the other two. tekken girls have cuter or more wholesome designs.

The most disastrous thing about new AK are his combos. Just loop F3,2 into any combo twice and call it a day. It is literally a combo in a can, such braindead design.

>>543349573
No, he knows a significant part of his viewerbase now are AK mains so he has to sell this "he's just too honest... probably one of the hardest working characters in the game" narrative. He always does this when a new DLC comes out, he gets a big influx of viewers looking at guides for the character so he always downplays massively, then if the character turns out strong he will just say that "it takes a while to see if a character is good" and that will be that.
You're watching a master at work.

>>543350146
this is endemic to all DLCs shit is so BORING, Anna combos genuinely bored me to sleep

>>543349931
>>543350063
Reina and Nina are irrelevant

i thought anna combos were convoluted as shit (on top of being ugly as fuck) but im terrible at combos

>>543350146
have you tried doing damage instead of easy mode 0 damage combos?

>>543350540
No they were extremely dumbed down (Good Anna players were looping QCF1s in previous games, in this game it is just not optimal) You do a string into stance into Bazooka bagoosh into another stance that does your combo ender / wall carry for you.

>>543350632
>SAAR HAVE YOU DONE THIS EXTREMELY CONVULUTED COMBO FOR 10 MORE DAMAGE SAAAAAR PLEASE
No, nor do I need to. Every combo has DF3,2-CD1 DF3,2,1 without fucking fail. It's never going to change, it's the same off every single launcher he has. It takes 0 skill and is basically impossible to drop.

>>543350540
they're very easy but also stiff as fuck since it's all just auto stance transitions that basically do the whole combo for you. the only combo that is a bit more fun is the one that goes into CJM for uf4 bound, but the generic one that goes like 4 b4 21 b4 22 and it's all just autostance transitions you can't opt out of is stiff as hell and boring
the only character with fun combos imo is Lee (before the great b243 dumbing down)

Remember Kazuya's 31 cancels? I member

AK's new i13 ws punish, d,4,4,4 being givern a straight upgrade with d4,4,3+4 for 5 extra damage (eating 27 damage for staying grounded WITH oki for AK), him already having insane low pokes but still being given one of the best in the game with ss2, ff2 CH launch, and ff4 being made a safe heat engager is just mind boggling balance-wise
AK needed df2 CH launch gone and damage buff to chain throws from 7 reverted, instead they buffed the shit out of him and the knuckle draggers who play him still think he's weak. This character man

kazuya is still dysfunctional

>>543351574
the entire game is

>massive outage going on right now
>teams and outlook is still up and running
god fucking damnit

i just disconnect out telephone systems SIP trunk and fuck off into the server room to fix the problem (restarting the server and pray that it actually restarts), fucking piece of shit windows server 2021 machine) every time I get the urge to laze off (daily)

some characters are boring to watch but fun to play

my dick is still dysfunctional

Fahkumram downplayers exist.

>>543350896
It takes 0 skill because you choose to do a 0 skill combo that does less damage. No shit?

>mental illness exist
we know

>>543349926
>lows
no proper power lows, just pokes and even lost the ch launch in ffn2
>ch launchers everywhere
m4 is now i13 and requires you to commit to the suicide followup
df2 has no pushback and is not homing anymore
ffn2 doesn't ch launch
b212 doesn't ch launch
b1 doesn't ch launch
ws2 is the only ch launcher untouched, everything else is super nerfed from T7
>combos and travel
basically every character in this game has combos and travel at this point, you'll only really notice a difference in colosseum and that's it
>great poking
generic d4 nerfed
df1 nerfed only to add a suicide followup with no mix that isn't even nc
2,1 nerfed to -3 on block
also compared to most characters in T8 his poking feels very linear
his best "poking" move is f3,2 and that's about it
>i13 crouch punish
yes this is the best addition to the character
>throws
yeah those are good as they should be on a grappler but king mogs him there too easily

only things he has over king on this list are wall travel which is irrelevant most of the time in all these small maps and the i13 ws punish which is the only real buff he has gotten as compensation for nerfing every single core tool he had in T7

some genders are nice to look at but boring to interact with

>>543352614
What a fucking waste of the human experience you are.

examples?

>>543351939
the only site that matters is this one

Ty with akimbo machetes

KING JAE GET DOWN

>>543352673
>no proper power lows, just pokes and even lost the ch launch in ffn2
his throw suite works fine
>df2 has no pushback and is not homing anymore
follow-up goes into stance now
>ws2 is the only ch launcher untouched, everything else is super nerfed from T7
like every other character?
>basically every character in this game has combos and travel at this point, you'll only really notice a difference in colosseum and that's it
no, he is up there with williams sisters/bryan/clive in terms of raw carry ability and damage
>generic d4 nerfed
universal
>2,1 nerfed to -3 on block
happened to king as well
>df1 nerfed only to add a suicide followup with no mix that isn't even nc
has a CH property

>>543352541
Murray won, Tekken is saved, admit it already.

Is Gigas viable at all even on a casual level in 7?

Rate my favorite ecelebs:
Hidetone
Sesujin
MrsPlaystuff
Kwiss
Phidx

>>543349243
Paul Raven AK Zafina should be above Lili. Not looking at anything else.

this is what saved tekken

>>543352673
>no proper power lows
db3 and blowjob 4

IM A BEAST!

>>543353560
>his throw suite works fine
throws are literally just worse lows because you can step them for launch, duck them for launch and even when you don't step or duck them you can still break them
>follow-up goes into stance now
there is no universe where the followup getting more reward is better than the first hit being infinitely better
your df2 gets stepped the 2nd hit doesn't matter you are already in the air now and the risk reward on the followup is on defender's side still
>like every other character
there's plenty of characters that kept their strong CH tools, for example king and his df2,1
steve has his b1 and df2
bryan has his whole movelist plus extras
lee has his whole movelist still and then some
armor king is straight up neutered in CH department even in T8 standards so idk why you even brought his ch game up
>combos
I didn't say he doesn't have carry or damage, just that every character goes wall to wall with big damage in this game in every stage but two
>all pokes nerfed
and surprisingly this hits harder on the character that is supposed to rely on poking
>df1 ch
there's no universe where the suicide followup is better than having a -1 df1 with no followups

Thanks for taking the time to write all of that stuff!!

blud went through the trouble of recording it, converting it into a gif and then posting it

>throws are actually le bad
not reading the rest

ackshually i used a simple tool that records directly into gif and recording + posting it took less time than my usual men seeking posts

thanks for taking the time to make a gif about not having any real arguments
maybe you'll beat that next AK in garyu bwo I'm rooting for you

get carried to match your main's rank with DLC within a few days then post online about he's so hard and weak to cope
fahktics are bleeding over

whatever man im just gonna play some monster hunter

didnt ask but have fun

When someone doesn't rematch me past a FT2 in quickmatch or even after just the first game I assume they think I'm a soulless monster who doesn't "feel the game" (sort of like an automaton playing the piano) pretending to feel the game, and they're deeply disturbed by this uncanny valley territory experience of playing against a pseudo-human who is impersonating a human with feelings and emotions, or otherwise I think they find my customizations existentially disturbing (although this varies by which one I'm using)

Is, particularly the first thing I pointed out a possibility? Or that I'm boring to play against? I also sense maybe they feel I don't actually connect with my character (Xiaoyu in this case) or sometimes that they sense I am playing just to play without actually enjoying it.

>>543355219
Watching you spiral into mental turmoil has been very, fulfilling, Hoping you're close to killing yourself soon

f32df1 f321
that was actually really hard you can get really creative with these

anything that isn't a homing mid is unusable because you can step or duck and launch it :)
jabs are shit because against any competent player they will just duck and instalaunch
buff AK please

>>543355386
It's not that deep. I like making it seem more colorful for the affect. Why do you hate me so?

>>543353014
Dumb retarded ape kill yourself

I one and done all the time
I just don't enjoy the game

>>543355493
there was a lee anon with this mentality a couple days ago it was pretty funny

Jewglider

always remember the four horsemen of downplay

lineal
"it's a high"
bad lows
reactable

Is Bob difficult in 7?

bob and vagene

>>543355512
You're annoying and clearly have nothing meaningful going on in your life. The day you stop posting won't be because you moved on. You will be dead.

>>543355558
>SAAAR YOU CAN DO A HARDER COMBO I SAW ON TWITTER FOR 10 MORE DAMAGE SAAAAR YOU CAN'T JUST SPAM OUT THE EASY MODE COMBOS FOR AMAZING CARRY AND DAMAGE SAAAR. SAAAR YOU ARE CHOOSING THE 0 SKILL COMBOS, THE GAME DOES NOT INCENTIVISE DOING EASIER COMBOS!!!!!!