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Touch Bloodstain: >>543322802

revenant

>>543605724
we do a bit of trolling
as a treat

>>543605724
Revenant sucks.

The most bullshit death

>>543606036
revenant is beautiful and can do anything

>>543606089
so true

Just dropped this. It's absolutely going into all my Rev builds from now on.

i do NOT feel like i earned this

>>543574494
How and where the hell did you get so much dude wtf

Schlop Schlop Schlop
Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies
Schlop Schlop Schlop
Raising a happy famileee Schlop

i am up to 5300 from playing with /erg/, when i hit d4 just a few days ago
i do NOT feel like i earned this

>>543606748
it's very similar to mine

Sometimes I forget just how long we’ve been past bump limit
>>543601658
You would think so, but they can’t really because it’s too obvious and it’s such a rarity and frankly just kind of inoffensive which is why they do find some they make sure to cling to it for a while like that face model girl. It even has a /pol/ meme and everything

>>543605676 (OP)
why did you mess up the previous thread link so badly? is it just for the (You)?

>>543607257
i'm a dumbass

good morning erg!!

>>543606768
i just download the stuff i read and liked from sadpanda

Why was the last thread unceremoniously archived with no 'next thread' post?

>>543608061
dreary bready today

Even do-ACK!

>>543606938
Very nice. I'm happy to have Flasks Heal Allies again. Maybe with that and ulting fills HP I can keep my summons alive for a bit.

>eat shit to ED caligo and 3bar because the game decided that despite not being in the hitbox for the attack I still get hit anyway
GG on caligo though

ShiftyDuck I demand a sissysucc.

>>543608520
Getting this in nok was nice though

i dont play slop of the fallen only lies of kino

>Dodge headslam
>Accidentally dodge onto teeny tiny spark and instantly get one shot
>Dodge headslam
>Accidentally dodge onto teeny tiny spark again and instantly get one shot again

FUCK

>shared order against depth 5 skeleton mobs before mariner with a holy greatsword on rev
>expect like at most 800 damage because puny weak rev with no str relic
>2500-5000 damage

I like all pf the FROMSOFT games but man, Dark Souls 1 is still the best and most replayable game they made. Going in again.

>>543609028
Those bullshit tiny sparks do way more damage than they should
And the lightning wave after his big slam sometimes hits outside of what you see due to the bumpy terrain

>>543606912
Stop Schlopping!

>>543605724
>Clumsy
more like cumsy heyooooo

>>543609609
That nigga still hasn't swapped off Ironeye after the brutal buck-breaking he got on his Raider keeeeek

>>543609737
i just thought the joke was funny i never met the guy

>>543607257
He likes men
>>543608061
We lost track of time
>>543608821
Good post
>>543609112
I look like that and do that

>>543606912
Revenant wants to schlop some cummies too.

>>543609112
The damage bonus is utterly absurd, in normal runs you can just take on red eye deathbirds at level 2 and still do solid damage.

>>543609902
Not as funny as the ebic tough guy chungus getting 1 shot by everything.
>I'M A TANK I'M A TANK I AM A T-ACK!

>>543608821
The correct take, no wonder terrjeet approves slop of the dogshit, it was co-developed by his ilk.

943
you are replying to terrjeet

>>543610943
Well that cured me of the small amount of curiosity I had in getting LOTF for cheap

>>543609112
Sacred Blade, Sacred Order and Shared Order = deleting undead.
Also keep in mind that despite being a weapon buff, Sacred Order buffs all your sources of damage so you can keep a buffed weapon in the offhand and use another one or even a staff/seal to actually hit things with.

>>543610943
Terr made the post you responded to, retard

>>543611175
In the interest of fairness, I think this guy is involved with LoTF's publisher or dev team and they seemed to have done a 180 on the woke crap, like removing body type 1/2 and more importantly, they tightened the character movement in the combat, which was the biggest offender for me.

Queue?

>>543611740
I'm there

>>543611607
the internet really threw a wrench in the manufacturing consent model they've been getting away with in tv & movies

>>543611740
No, I'm not a NEET no more.

>>543611175
Don't.
It's a fine game, lots of flaws, but also some really good stuff.

>>543611607
chatgpt tweet

>>543612149
What job did you get?

No new patches, no DLC news, my relics are slowly becoming more perfect and thus less likely for me to find upgrades...

oi

>>543616703
>>543616715
You're beautiful

a dogshit retard rev is queueing
i will 5bar and tank your rating

>>543618048
Don’t worry zorban already killed my 35 win streak at 9999

>>543619216
Preg

>>543619291
stop

>>543619385
Duchess wants Wylders babies

There's no way they took a generic black hole render, slapped it and called it a day. And midir as a nightlord? Like holy shit !!!

>LOTF has a "game modifier" system built in for challenge runs (enemy / item randomizers, hardcore mode, more enemies, etc.)
>One of them removes more and more bonfires
>On level 1 you have all of the bonfires in the game
>On level 4 it removes ALL of the bonfires from the game except the hub bonfire
>I'm on level 3, so there's only 1 bonfire per massive area (some huge areas don't have bonfires at all)
>picrel I've finished about 60% of the game and I've only unlocked 5 bonfires (There's 25 in the base game)
Instead, you need to use "seedlings" which are temporary bonfires you can make yourself, in pre determined locations. The seedbeds for these bonfires are everywhere, but you can only make 1 bonfire at a time.

>>543620931
We dont care about slop developed by trannies and jeets

D5 Heolstor was raped to death, that was hard to watch.

>>543621145
gg

>forgot to put pass in
>playing with /cn/
nyoooo

>>543621879
The american century of humiliation has started meanwhile the chinese century is flourishing and blooming

>>543621040
it was developed by southern european bvlls, actually

>>543622435
>>543610943

>>543622435
I like LOTF but that boss was utter dogshit, in fact most of the bosses are mediocre

>>543622435
you could have webm'd any boss and this is the dogshit you choose?

>>543621879
Enjoy your recluse with blatantly cheated relics. I don't understand how FS doesn't just put them in their own MM pool, it should take five seconds.

>>543624241
Small indie company, please understand

>>543624241
These infact do not look cheated or maybe cheaters are getting smarter.

im sorry trish
maybe we could have been friends under different circumstances
but your response suggests theres some truth to what the other anons say
i dont want to block you, our games together werent bad after all

>>543626552
justified crashout

>>543626552
Anon is going to end up doxing this guy.

>>543620116
Below the black hole, isn't that the dark king jar eel cut from dark souls 1

>>543626552
this nigga is actually too far gone jesus christ

>>543626552
This is exactly why we make fun of the discord types look at them.

GG ED5 Lightningdragon
I like Gravity spells but I still need to gitgud at telling ranges. I think I was missing half the casts.
Also 3 rises.. that was a big FP bar.

gg gigadel

Heolster has painted nails

1/3 D5 for a while

>>543628458
You'll get it after playing elden ring. Silver people existed there

>>543628458
literally me

>>543625341
sex

>>543628539
I need to get some groceries, i'll be on later

>>543626552
What's wrong with her?

>>543628690
>painting your nails as a man
gay faggot alert

>>543628880
He's probably mentally ill. Looks like he's being turned down by someone and freaking out over it.

>>543628891
my gf does it for me nigger

>>543627094
Stop posting this maddy

>>543626552
I can fix xher

>>543629143
Same but only clear coats like a normal guy would.

>>543628880
trish is the one who kept posting about passworders being carried (by the same people who play on the password) and he gloated about not playing with erg trannies.
All he had to do was chill out and play the game

>>543628880
>>543629214
you're talking about a pajeet you know

>>543623591
you should see the final boss lol.

>>543629316
I find ugly bald hairy fat men hot, smaller dick would make it even better.

>>543611175
Get Wuchang too

>>543629223
that's just not true at all>>543629218

>>543629316
we know comrade

>>543629223
that's just not true at all

>>543629471
Pajeets are brown and smell like cowshit. Kill yourself.

>>543628690
>>543629218
>>543629471
botched bottom surgery type posts

>>543629143
still gay and retarded
>gf
in your dreams maybe

>>543629960
I got a sick combat wheelchair out of the deal though. This thing can fucking levitate.

>>543622435
Lol this spurned progeny boss is legitimately one of the worst soulslike bosses I've ever fought. It's not as frustrating as bed of chaos, but it's long and boring as a melee character, and you have no real way of guessing what the devs want you to do until you find out by dying. Game is kinda just okay, but that boss was a real low point.

>>543628458
Never noticed that little sword before.
Also why does he have not!moonlight greatsword?

gg dragon

gg small freya spider close one

>>543630695
Ranni's consort

>>543630695
He's the protag of his own story we never (haven't yet) seen.
We get to play Nightreign and see wylder, hear about the og heolstor before dying and gracing, then we see this far flung combination of them both.
(You) fill in the blanks on his adventure. Why is his greatsword corroded like wylder's but different? Why does he use a knife like duchess has but different? What did he do on his quest to find a moonlight sword?

>>543630992
He fought the elden lord and died like a bitch

>>543630695
he's an intbab larping as a dex str chad

>>543631243
I mean he's trapped in this night bubble the whole time so whatever happened happened in the bubble.
How do people attain a moonlight sword in ER universe? They become consort to a witch that communes with the moon and creates the sword.
>5000th game with wylderbro
>he detours to the ravine
>never comes back

really wish I was int wylder that game I had 0 FP for all the juicy shit I looted

gg libra

>>543632276
raider*
Greyoll's didn't stack with your Moons so I just stopped using it

All that power and it was fucking regular Libra, what a waste of drops, GG.

>>543632401
yeah really felt like it
queue again

>>543632401
Same thing was happening to my group yesterday.

when was the last time you went goku mode and solo carried the game while the other 2 were 3bar

>>543633626
Like a weak ago but it was Ironeye so it doesn't count.

>>543622435
>non-white swarthymutts
No wonder it was such dogshit + kys shill

gg heolstor

queue up fellas :D

>>543633626
It's my typical experience with Caligo, I like when I get messages praising me for it.

>>543626552
uh oh tristroon melty!

>>543633626
I almost brought down d4 ED libra by myself from 50% hp thanks to the power of "less likely to be targeted" but in the end I got hit by one of those stupid offscreen madness raindrops
that certainly induced madness within me

>>543628812
They look nothing alike. He's blue Sauron btw

>>543634109
shifty?

>>543634678
rhymes with tingle

>>543634705
>not shifty
I sleep.

>>543634678
No, I need to eat lunch first

>>543634797
What's so good about shifty?

>>543634878
It's midnight

>>543620116
ai generated slop "leaks"

>>543635021
gay

>>543635309
lol

>>543635309
Justified mild loss of composure.

>>543633626
These two insta 3barred to nameless king and then I just kept reviving them again and again by baiting him on top of them so I got successive attack heals and negation too while at it. It was the most hard carry moment in D5 for me so far. The Fulghor fight was incredibly easy in contrast.

>>543629223
The best part about that is I've seen Trish begging to get into streamer password games in twitch chat.

>>543635309
Remember to take breaks while gaming

>>543634065
the spanvsh are whvte though

>>543635554
>Guardian
Classic zorjeet gameplay

>>543636210
da

Petition to remove this from the OP.

>>543633626
It’s been a while. I did solo nights Calvary when the other two 4 barred last week but I typically just choke. I dunno if this webm is even the right won

>>543634878
ok shiftykitten

>>543634937
xher sweet sissysucc

Good morning daughter-wives!

>>543636210
They were randoms during my max rank climb lol
From what I've seen of zorb's gameplay he would have done better than this one bird dude

holy slop

>>543632536
No have a bad ms paint comic of Tide putting Totem Stela in my fucking LOS of the noklateo dragonkin soldier instead

>>543636492
>that gameplay
Genuinely hard to watch, reclusoids need that bhs on demand because those panic dodges would get you killed on a regular dodge.

>even the right won
Not beating the ESL allegations

>>543636176
>latinx are White now

>>543636991
I wanna stop playing recluse but everyone else who plays her doesn’t seem to understand how to shit out damage and people here blame me for losing runs for some reason when I play melee

gg dog

>>543637556
1. spaniards are not latinx
2. there are many hispanics that have supermajority (80%+ european ancestry)

>>543638169
>Slop of the fallen shill is a brown latinx
It all makes sense now

>>543636769
>1:58:40
jesus fucking christ 90% of what he's talking about makes zero sense he's just yapping about nothing

>>543638169
Settle down Gawdrick

>>543636926
ahahdadhahdahdahdhdahahd thank you
had to make sure I got alteast 3 grief pillars in that run

Good morning saars

ggs horse, good effort clumsy

I shouldn't have thrown that charged heavy negation and shouldn't have relied on slow as fuck spells lmao.

>>543638463
morning bro

>>543638327
if you're going to be a racist chudcel at least do it right

CEkino? i dont play ironeye

>>543638464
gg unlucky
i would res you both if only he didn't charge

>losing to horse
names now

>>543638657
Actually yeah, mega CE-kino. Ironeye uses ISA really well if you dual wield bows and alternate attacks between them. Even if you don't stack ISAs, that's still just 13% more damage.

>>543638657
It's good

>>543638657
isa ironeye is both fun and really fucking good

>>543638936
wait ISA doesnt proc on every single shot of ironeye?

>broke dpad on path of pain (and still did it)
>youtube shadowbanned me from live chat
what the fuck am I supposed to do now? watch fucking TV?
brb kms

>>543639216
No, he has 4-hit combo on his r1/l1. It's what makes him fire faster than other characters using a bow. That's why you R1 / L1 alternate to use ISA on him.

>>543639216
No, his r1s are an actual attack string.

>>543638651
pipe down latinx + no one cares about your dogshit game

>>543629223
Nope. Im that guy, you projected your schizoid delusions onto me.

>>543639694
Who's that

>>543640109
Darkness Rev

>>543640161
Bad art

>the new youwy video
>he wants Rev to be able to have permanent control over shit she necromancies
>he wants Flame Fall Upon Them on Giant Seal even though he acknowledges it would instantly make Giant's the best blue seal by far
Oof lost respect.

>>543640109
daphne

>>543640281
Probably ai or something who cares.

Oh wow so you can actually skip the insane grind for covenant rewards, you just have to beat the game 3 times. Then beat every (buffed) boss in a row without dying, and you get 3,000 of each currency... enough to buy all covenant rewards, and it persists amongst characters.

>>543640498
>3,000
beating all the gauntlets gives you 2,000* actually, still enough to buy all rewards

>decide to try improved sorceries and improved affinity damage so I can try on the fire sorceries on recluse
>get a red lusat's staff with rykard's rancor on it
>boss is ED Bugs so weak to fire damage
>stars of ruins still deals more damage
fuck this shit i'm going back to matk+12

>>543640716
CEslut

gamers
it's time to game
queue for the video game, gamers

>>543626552
What did you do to get trish to meltdown at you?

gg regular libra, all that prep work for a free boss
i feel ripped off

>>543640661
>>543640498
>Not reporting LotF posts as off-topic
Toilet thread, turd posters

>>543641781
quite decent run

>>543641781
Same thing happened to my group earlier.

>>543641781
It would be really funny if they added something in the spirit shelter that would force the boss to be ED if everyone prayed to it

>>543641815
you forgot to give homework ahh post

>>543642235
goog artwork

>>543636769
>>543638370
Smoughtown is maybe the worst successful lorefag of then all. He's thr worst, knows nothing and says much.

sorry I dont know how I fucked up that flame wave
t. negationlet + skill-let

fucking hell man

Oh well hotdogs. Good attempt, desu I should've just locked onto the boss instead of trying to dodge the 2 swings pre ultimate based on sound and going for rez. I had ult so I was hoping to use that to survive the nuke
Also why is it that I only had 1 bar? I am pretty sure I went down earlier in the fight.

lots of loss posts today... do you guys really need zorbGAWD to carry you every single time?

>>543642981
Bars go away over time.

>>543643009
no >we need Tide to not grief

ggs horse

also what were you doing with that cipher pata? that's a faith weapon

>>543643009
I am pretty sure everyone is now just memeing around with builds that they don't usually play. I've seen many anons whom I thought played one champion play something else entirely.

>>543643009
zorbjeet is the carried thoughbeit

>>543643009
We just miss him y'know?

>>543643135
it was doing halfway ok stagger with the phantom charge but I dropped it pretty fast into the fight and went back to the Marika's since only the phantom was hitting, charge attack was my only negation so it came out faster than Marika's as I got killed by the same attack twice trying to charge attack when he decided to do the fast double fire head slam

did u just keep headshotting niall while hes slow walking towards you

>>543643352
You can loop him. He does the frost stomp -> dash thrust, you roll the thrust and surge sprint a little bit away, shoot him once (or twice if you want, it's a little risky but there is time) and just repeat until dead. Sometimes he'll slow walk toward you and you can get 2 or 3 easy headshots.

>>543643189
Don't mind xhim he likes to falseflag known shitters as 'GAWDS' like zorb, ace, terr, sludge etc

>>543642847
>>543642894
>>543642981
lol shitters, back to D4 where you belong

>>543643879
joke's on you, I actually belong in d3

Midir but le RED!

I’m tired of people here still pushing tje Fulghor is a free run meme and not pretending like I haven’t seen them 3 bar on night one to Night Calvary or Nameless king multiple times. Then the run can go into a mess really quickly with bad negation luck and the melees not carrying lightning. Rezzing people on Fulghor is also I’d say on average only Caligo is a harder run simply because of how often people job to her

>>543644847
Noted

a daddy wyler is queuing

yahoo

GG libros

>totem stela doesn't buff spells
retarded devs

>>543647104
gg ez libra, another free boss

>>543644847
>3 barring to night calvary
my favorite meme is fighting one of htem while the other two are fighting another and the second one just decides to leap across the arena and 1tap you in the back the picosecond you stop having them both on your screen
>>543647037
>152 bytes
>10x5px
what

GG ED Augur
All that nice gear just for it to be ED. My last 6 Augur games have been ED too.

zorb-sama, R2 Lion's Greatbow breaks Fallingstar charge into crit even on D5 with no Stance% I think

stream

>>543647393
Oh really? Neato

>>543647578
It's 4pm, you'll get a stream 8 hours from now

but its 17:28

>>543647791
>>543647728

it's 11:30 am

>>543647791
Filthy mainlander

if you play stupid again I'll stab you cunt

die pathetic yurmites the erg will fall

>>543647987
IM SORRY TERR

can you guys stop talking about time zones we're all one on this earth juno_(overwatch) anal huge_insertion animated 3d

>>543647791
no actually its 2:35am, please get it right

God is going to ass fuck everyone in this thread with a cosmically HHUUGGEE dick.

This is what you get. For not posting how I like. Prepare your asses accordingly.

convicted-felon anon

raider is a guardian-tier pick in depths

>>543645249
>>543648984
You hit the nail quite precisely on the head and will trigger the pedojew with this

>>543649090
I'll reply to ya so it isn't just you talking to yourself.

faggot-retard anon is the type of guy to be on the sex offender registry but he insists it's just because a little boy saw his dick while peeing, but when he says little boy you notice he gets a bit flushed

>>543649769
why does she only have one eye and no mouth

>>543649090
>will trigger the pedojew with this
looks like you were right kek

>>543620000
Duchess main here can confirm. I make sure all Wylders are drained after matches

nt. Surprised we wiped on nameless of all things

Absolutely underestimated the rain damage and that killed my game, once I was half healthbar only for last phase of Nameless King, I knew it was going to be rough.

>>543638936
Does Isa work for greatbows

And bit sad cause I think we all got great damage negation passives too

>>543650824
>lolitroon is a shitter
checks out

>>543650948
no because thery don't have an attack combo/chain

MANTA IS LIVE

I don't even see any wylders or raiders any more besides floorkissers. Everyone just plays rangeslop and casterslop. Great balancing ishizaki. Make ironeye and casters even stronger with the new relics and melee players basically get nothing.

>>543650824
>>543650838
Sorry that one was on me for jobbing to the easy part due to carelessness I was tilted and couldn't think things through and choked on the easy res with ult too because I used whatever the fuck weapon instead of 1 handing a dagger like a normal human being

holy FUCK

>>543648984
note that this image is like 15 years old minimum at this point

GG ED5 Adel
When game said I wasn't to get any defensive passives I just decided to go all in on damage. What could go wrong? A blue max hp negation wouldn't really help me survive any hit anyway.

>>543652619
offtopic goonshit

>>543652619
Hate those stupid monkeys

>>543651947
what if they added an actual "close-range damage" that buffed melee weapons physical+elemental and why not add some extra stance damage too

>>543652801
More stance damage would be nice. Still biggest issue is melee range can be too risky because boss decided to target swap mid combo to some distant enemy so you get hit by a surprise hitbox.

>>543652747
field bosses died so fast atleast

>>543652801
They should add "Starting Weapon Gives Damage Negation on Successive/Charged Attacks"
and make it equivalent to the purple version. fuck ishizaki.

>>543652704
some things never change

>>543651652
which one of you was this

>>543648984
Why does the left one have a ninja mouse planning to kill him ?

>>543650824
nameless kang claims another one

i don't really know if we just burned her stupid fast or if she bugged
pretty sure we just burned her super fast there

>>543651652
Yet another american whore putting on a fake jap accent

>>543653265
She didn't bug we just had a shitload of damage despite the constant DC's, if she was bugged she would've stunlocked herself.

>>543653435
i had to jump off the cliff at the beast horde gaol. i went to dash twice but ended up only dashing once since my relics were turned off and got whacked lmao

Why do I keep getting fucking CEkino relics for character I don't even like playing.
Ishizaki add server side relic trading so I can gift these all to my friend.

>>543650382
piqf, pivvot, naefy, mellow, ztrada enjoyer or cc?

>>543652619
>latinx of the fallen shill is a panic rolling shitter
hahahahaha

>>543620000
Witnessed

Reminder to report LotF as off topic.

>>543653672
I am one of those. If you get it in one guess I'll confess

>>543653629
It's very simple sister
You play less characters than you don't
The system is designed to encourage you to play those characters by giving you relics for them you otherwise can't use

anybody know what achievement i'm missing? i just need the "collect all achievements" achievement and one hidden achievement that doesn't tell me what it is.

>>543654702
Pivvvot?

>>543654930
Defeat a nightlord with each character?

>>543655110
oh thats probably it, I don't play guardian ever

>>543654930
go into global achievements tab (or whatever it's called) on the achievement screen UI and you will have the option to remove the spoiler tag.

>>543654513
Better to just laugh at how dogshit the webm gameplay is

>>543651652
>walks right past a perfectly good antspur rapier w/cragblade on Duchess
Dumb muttress

>>543655010
Dammit
Yup it's true I just can't help ERPing with Wylders when I'm Duchess
(not gay tho)

>>543655614
gay ass nigga

>>543651652
>>543655307
>D2 Adel
I'm pretty sure the first stream I saw of her she was D4. kek

Sure is nice that 40% dmg negation at lvl 14 is not enough to survive regular d5 dogs killing me 100-0 by touching me by just running around.

>>543655614
Cute! Of course it’s not gay. You’re a girl.

wow nice dogs combo.

>>543655916
It may be because you had +3 night encroach -def. Those things are bad.

>>543655614
I only guessed that because you're the Duchess that said "GG Handsome" and it lives in my head rent free because you look like Duchess irl of course

>>543654762
Rev and Recluse are the only two that I don't like playing. Game keeps giving me relics for them. Makes sense, too bad I won't be forcing myself to enjoy them.

>>543655307
You can do both

>>543654751
Retard

>>543656103
They reset at the start of day 1 and day 2 so I thought it would reset for day 3. I guess the day 2 debuff doesn't get reset.

>>543655614
>pivvot is a troon ERPer
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

I SWEAR I'm not gay. When I play duchess I have to fall into character. Her knife is my knife. Her thoughts become my thoughts. Her strong and righteous desire to fuck her brother becomes mine.

>>543654513
Yes!

But what is she's a woman? Then it's just normal.

>>543656328
holy fuck talk about a delusional rape victim LMFAO

Queue in 3 minutes or I play something else

I'm a girl

>>543656328
That is so heckin' valid and empowering, my fellow xister.

>>543656669
Naefy...

>>543656105
I'm sorry bro I remember that but I can't remember which person you are, you can tell me or keep it a secret (which is also kinda hot)

>>543656328
You are girl

my randos just jobbed to adel
they literally blew both their ults at the very second the battle started
I give up, I'm using the password again, fuck this shit

There is NOTHING gay about doing fancy spin / sit sideways / "you're beautiful" to handsome Wylder mains after the final boss

my favorite thing to do after a boss is lightning ram

>>543655010
>>543655614
what the fuck the pivvvot i've been playing with all this time is a filthy erper degenerate?
time to block them i guess.......

>>543609175
I agree with the latter part but not the former

>>543657237
I really wish that they had the lamentation prattling pate or something to call people ugly

>>543657237
This sounds like something I would say and these are things I do. I fully support this and suggest more people do it.

>>543657549
i 'member before depths we were doing I think ED maris and after a win all three of us lightning ram'd
it was cool

>>543656848
damn you guys suck without and ironeye to carry you

>>543656786
I'll tell you someday, or maybe you'll figure it out if we play some more.

>>543657619
Forced falseflag, no one cares threadshitter......

>>543656848
nameless king has a giant fucking hitbox when he pulls out his spear to do that delayed lightning bolt. worst game ever made.

video games?

>>543657824
Chopping your dick off does not make you a woman. Join the 41% today.

>>543658017
I had so much +Charged Incantations that basic bitch fireballs were hitting for 1.7k and FoF hit Caligo's head for 5.5k damage.

stop harassing manta you tranny niggers

>>543658017
ayyy we're back to video games
>>543657997
just walljump off of him, it'll miss 100% of the time.
>>543658110
i went to the mines to pick up a stone for an "added fire damage" bow which turned out to be fucking useless. FUN

>>543656761
>>543656328
GG caligo and that wasn't me I was in game raping the dragussy. I'm kinda glad I grew up playing league of losers so I don't have any emotional connection to game characters I just play whoever's kit is strong or overpowered don't care if it's man woman or fat ugly monster

>>543658240
>just walljump off of him, it'll miss 100% of the time.
you dont know what im talking about stupid cuckold

>>543658306
You sound like you are at risk of trooning out though

>>543658372
Better define your posts perchance

>>543658138
mental illness, truly

>>543658436
FUCK YOU

>>543658138
>see tidejeet dsgroid posting
kek he's the type of viewer that inDOG deserves

>>543658480
NO, FUCK YOU!

>>543658403
Good thing I don't live in America then or some retarded faggots might actually have groomed me IWNBAW and neither will you

>>543658138
NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECCIN' INDOG VTUMOUR

>>543658453
stop fucking with manta, I mean it. This kind of stuff is extremely bad. She doesn't need to be involved with this kind of community

>>543658578
>8578▶
>>>543658138 (You)
>>see tidejeet dsgroid posting
tidetranny is a niggerslopreignnewfag thoughbeit

>>543658042
Listen here bub I'm not a tranny I just need to be cute for cool and sexy Wylder players, you'd understand if you were a serious gamer

>>543658790
>>543658138
>>543658453
>>543651652

>>543658876
Doesn't matter he's posting like that dsgroid "yuh yuh bbc spam' poster, he is spiritually a dsgjeet now.

>>543658790
its not that serious. she probably loves 4chan

>>543658726
I never claimed to be, but you still sound like a fag + ESL

anyone pandering to lolicons isnt innocent. including shiftyduck.

>>543659413
You got me there I'm just an asian nerd nice to meet you

It just occured to me that the unalloyed gold needle is quite large? And millicent asks you to avert your eyes? Does that imply she put it up her pussy? Which kinda makes sense given the scarlet rot came from Malenia's womb?

>>543660007
what makes you think it's large?

>>543660007
Trans coded post

I paid for a private session with shiftyduck

Whycaligo again ufuri CV kvjfkdid

>>543660304
how was it

>>543658138
Wake me up when she starts doing viewer runs, I would derank to snipe the stream (giga carry)

>>543660632
she's doing them now. im not deranking.

kek what killed the horse? i thought i was dead

>>543660739
Oh...! Well, maybe when she gets to D4 (and I'm not available rn)

>>543660821
I uh dont know, it just randomly took like 6 damage which was enough to kill itself?

>>543660821
I probably need to practice meleeing normal horse a bit more.

hello everyone

>>543661160
hello there

>>543661160
Join the 41% you fucking tranny

>>543661160
hello

>>543661160
Hi manta!!

GG ED5 Maris.
I feel I should've kept one of those lightning spears incase it wasn't ED but I guess it worked out. Also I was surprised how much damage a simple pebble was doing.

gg mystery ED augur
sorry about the retarded day 1 deaths

>>543662063
Don't be.
Lv 3 misbegotten/fire chariots/redmane invaders camp is always a circus, but it's worth it.

>>543659806
What kind of Asian anon? Depending on the answer, I will apologize for being a dick.

>>543659649
Playing Revenant = pandering to pedos? What.

>>543662457
I was just joking please dont be mad at me shiftyduck I love you!!!!

>>543662063
Partially my fault too. I was surprised how shattering crystal managed to hit the misbegotten from that far away and he accidentally aggro'd.
>>543662275
>fire chariots
What's wrong with fire chariots? There are multiple spots on side invaders can be baited out no?

>>543662686
Early levels fire chariots invader camp means you are doing them with a base weapon probably, and those don't kill the chariot in one hit. Plus all the exploding zombies.
Usually what happens is that a chariot gets the aggro and then the circus begins.

>>543662670
I'm not xhem you gross fat pedo.

>>543662457
You're literally enabling and vindicating pedos by playing her. Be better.

im sorry for dying so much i really am i know i suck please dont block me please

>>543660007
Yeah it's a fantasy tampon anon and Malenia is a literal fujoshi (rotten girl)

>>543663019
Going to have to let zorbjeet know about this one the next time he decides to copy Shify again

>>543663291
get on your knees and open the oven door to get my vanilla cake out of the oven
i don't like getting blasted by the heat

>>543662003
who's manta

>>543655614
All Duchess players are women so that’s fine.
>>543653887
>>543654513
>>543620000
True true you triggered him btw.

>>543650824
Made for milking alabaster poles
>>543653226
Cutie!
>>543653523
Cutie… but still a shit character

uhhh bros

>>543622330
if you by flourishing you mean getting mulched by escalator and constantly collapsing infrastructure sure
>>543621040
trvth
>>543627094
stop posting my wife
>>543628458
of course he does all bosses in this game are homosexuals

>>543613219
Weird schizophrenic.
>>543616703
And that’s a good thing.
>>543616715
>>543616784
>>543618048
Thanks for the wank material.

pls q

>>543663812
>>543664261
>>543664468
>>543664556
stop shitting up our thread with this garbage thanks

>>543634065
>>543637556
>>543638327
no he’s right the game is still dogshit but you have don’t have to make stuff up to shit on it

>>543664556
Starting game and if I don't get queue in 2 min I will know you are lying.

>>543664728
told ya

>>543664704
t. swarthy latinx w/ arabic admixture

yeah thats enough shitreign for today

gg gigadel, i was absolutely blessed that run
the night one boss being freyja was just icing on the cake

i am queuing

>>543666173
uh oh Depth 3 melty!

>>543666460
we didn't even try to farm for it and you somehow still get 88 stacks lol.

>>543666460
>grafted
You didn't beat the game.

>>543666559
>we didn't even try to farm for it
uh...why do you think the boss took to long lol, i spent most of it killing spiders

>>543666698
leave her alone

>>543666716
well most of the time it usually 3 people farming together. But then the boss has high hp anyway so it almost like farming.

/erg/ on manta's run!!! Open the stream!!

i dont feel good

>>543639329
What did you even do to get “shadow banned”
>>543640161
My wife
>>543640716
Taiga sexxoo

>>543667085
did you derank for manta?

>>543667209
hell no. I already know my shitty butt ass isnt making it back to d5 if I fall out

why is marz such a fag

Last time I saw MARZ on a stream they 3+ bar'd as Ironguy to Heolstein

B tier god entering the q

why do browns insist on posting vtumors here instead of on the /vt/ board

I feel like humans weren't meant to work. Anyone else?

>>543647387
*breeds her*
>>543648798
i say this
>>543649890
it’s called stylization chuddie

>>543667735
because shes playing nightreign ? stop being such a faggot

>>543667676
>reclusoid
>above C tier
Good one

i dont feel well i might not play tonight

>>543659248
are you sure they aren’t the same poster? i don’t see any other reason for why someone would display such subhuman behavior

MARZ threw the run, what an absolute retard

is manta retarded? Wtf is she doing?

>>543668315
going to mountaintops on anyone besides adel or caligo is throwing

>>543668326
Use her twitch chat niggerfaggot

>>543668539
kys cuck simp

kill yourself

she keeps missing BoC AoW lmfao

should i q or go play dragons dogma online

>>543669315
>ddo
does that shit still exist

>>543669315
play slay the spire

>>543669315
roll the dice, odd nr even ddo

>>543669434
private servers anon

>>543669467
rolling

>>543669315
people who play mmorpgs are subhuman

gg libra balls

you failed marz, demoted to f tier

MARZ noooo

It's over for me...

gg ez libra ironbros

>>543662686
>>543662275
forgot I had steam recording in the bg, this is what happens when your controller has "L2 presses impaired on occasion" lmao

GG D5 Libra Triple IEbros.
I stopped caring when I realized it was normal but had to lock in when I died twice lmao.
Also behold, cancer.

>Simp wastes stamina and lets the dogs gank him trying to rez deadweight vtuber
Deserved loss

bug cock bulge beneath revenant's dress

>>543670325
ed dog split is just bullshit. i dont blame him for that. We like marz here.

>>543670437
Your indog streamer sounds like shit and nah he fucked up badly by playing like a simp, you deal with split dogs by not letting them gank you and keep your distance; no excuse, esp with hookshot. Cope.

>>543670792
they just gank you. its unavoidable. especially if teammates are dead.

>>543670437
hello marz
you're forever stuck C tier on the tierlist now

>>543670896
So? Just keep running away. You only go for rez after it ults or if ally is keeping 1 dog busy 10 miles away.

poor manta and marz

>>543671002
what about the ironeye

>>543670792
>hookshot

>>543661160
Shut the fuck up.
>>543662457
Don’t listen to Terrjeet nonsense.
>>543665117
Don’t describe yourself maggot no one cares.

>>543670986
that's not me though

>>543667735
You answered your own question dumbass
>>543669315
>Should I play [dogshit] or play [dogshit]?
Do something better with your time

>>543671435
>>543671261

Queuing!

>>543670896
Spoken like a carried false D5 shitter. You use the big ass arena and keep them on camera, the one to look out for is the sword dog doing it's fire sweep. Then, after that just hold out long enough until they rejoin. Your guy wasted stam and panic rolled as a result of trying to rez a shitter, just admit it.

>>543671130
>that tool that can help you get away
Yes

ggs full strength libra

>>543672021
It's never ED when you want it to be...

always the funniest shit

still 1/3 after dc on matchmaking complete

>>543672092
>t*rr on the team
You never want it to be ED Libra in that case.

>>543671508
Don’t beg for my attention swine

>>543620116
whoever made this image needs to be ritualistically disemboweled

sorry i didnt realize it was an invader camp

i crashed, trying to RC

>>543672021
Is nine-box a cute girl?

>>543674143
the game kicked me out of the match
fuck, -600 i guess

@239

>>543674239
aren't we all cute girls here? there aren't boys hiding among us are there?

>>543674863
Boys, in my /erg/? No it couldn't be

>>543629316
>>543629854
you triggered him but still accurate all the same
>>543633938
cutie cocksleeve

>>543675565
I'll reply to ya so you aren't just talking to yourself

i got actually nothing for loot holy fuck that was painful
even a white rain of arrows normal bow would've been better than anything I found

>>543676127
well that was an augur round, absolute ass loot
we won though so gg

GG Augur,
LEND ME SOME HAKI HEOLSTOR, THIS IS BASE MARIS WE'RE UP AGAINST

>>543676127
thumbnail looks like a super saiyan koala

nt ED libra. No full hp DMG negation or even holy DMG negation really sucks.

>>543676202
the first circle closing in where we landed was also incredibly ass
AND i forgot to unlock maris LMAO

>>543676350
>use shard
>die
theres nothing you can do. you start the animation then libra decides to kill you for it

>>543676425
That was an S tier play, I was speechless watching it unfold

>>543676503
LOOK AT HIS HANDS
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HANDS
HE CLOSES HIS FISTS BEFORE HE SPAWNS THE CIRCLE UNDERNEATH
HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS

>>543676583
I KEEP FORGETTING LOCKING ON CAUSES YOU TO MOVE TOWARD THAT TARGET

>>543676610
Part timers

>>543676425
usual shartdian gameplay

>>543676610
literally everyone here knows that anon. that had nothing to do with what i said

>>543636926
This really seems like it could be a kino panel in a comedy manga
>>543656816
Sex with cute glowies

ggs libra
i'm not used to the spicy cheeto move after fighting so many ed libras

>>543676425
I was wondering how you whiffed that shit on our Rev LMAO

>>543676715
>Put down my charged incantation shield for one second to go get my runes
>Come back to it
>Wait where is it
>Someone pings it
>Oh there it is
>Ping to request it back
>It gets scooped up again
>It eventually gets left in the rain, abandoned because of the nights rain curse on it
>Die on the inside

I was NTR'd

Well we gave it our best shot.
Sadly we got infinite runes but no weapons. The only purple staff I found was comet azur + swift glintstone shard

fuck, all I had to do was keep the distance, sorry zorb

>>543664649
>our
You aren’t one of us you need to go back in >>>/co/ntainment

>>543677883
Which /co/ thread are you trying to point to /co/anon?

>>543677836
>Zorban, Belan and a quitter
This has to be the worst team I've ever seen.

>>543677836
why did mitterson quit

>>543656848
This pretty much, when you are in the middle of dogs and do not make timely move to get away, it's pretty much death guaranteed. Either by fire or they softly touching you.

>>543678130
He crashed >>543674605
>>543674143

>>543677939
Don't think its a particular thread. He's doing the same thing the /v/ anon was doing but not using /v/ so it won't trigger him.

noice

>>543678414
Damn son

this fist relic is pretty cool
unfortunately I've never played a melee class

>>543678414
earring still better

>>543676265
>>543676425

So, I'm trying to actually play the game as a caster and I just can't figure out how the fuck you're supposed to make it work. I wanted to do a cool thematic dude with Briars of Punishment and max arcane with albinauric staff. Got to like level 70 before I tried to respec for Punishment damage. It's so fucking slow, and its damage is ass. Bloody Slash on Rogier's rapier hits for twice the damage with everything moved from vigor into arcane.

Up until this point all of my playthroughs have predominantly revolved around getting good weapons, requirements, vig, then scaling, so I don't have any mode of comparison for whether I need even more stats to make it good or what my build should be. Any tips?

>>543679216
Are you wearing the Alberich set? The dmg is decen with that. Also don't use Albinauric Staff use the Staff of the Guilty. or atleast offhand one.

>>543679216
Well the thorn sorceriers are dogshit

>>543679216
Pick a different playstyle. No amount of advice will help you.

Ahhhh I ran out of fp and couldn’t lightning him. I am NOT the executor today desu

You are the exejeet everyday doe

>>543679367
I remember the dlc thorn sorecery being the best in the game, did they nerf it?

>>543679339
I do. It hits for like 800 right now.
Offhanding Guilty isn't something I thought of. Does just having it in the offhand cause its bonus to apply to spells cast from the other catalyst?

>>543679170
Cringe latinx post.

bird friend...

>>543680861
GG 2bird

reminder to keep zorjeet's stream open so you can alt f4 the character selection if he's in your game, force this clown out of our password

>>543681163
Calm down trish

>>543680046
Spell school nonsense is kind of retarded, you can actually dual wield the same kind of staff to get 2x the bonus, so yeah, offhanding works.

gg horse

gg ED horse

God please not another run where I get nothing but crap for other characters in my loot pool or things the boss at the end is super resistant towards.
Seeing black fireball drop for ED dogs, magma wyrm, etc is depressing.

>>543681163
KEKKK kek. Kek

>>543681332
You don't even play the game schizo.

>>543681163
I can keep it open so I know if the false flag shit with the password is real or not.

my team watching me 3bar to adel

>>543681880
Sticking up for trish won't make him have sex with you

I wish I could use the respec relics in normal mode. They really dropped the ball

>>543681970
>false flag shit
Huh?

>>543681880
don't defend that jeet you moron

>>543682207
dormant lines should be a fucking toggle, not a relic

>>543682292
The fags like to pretend they leaked the password and a bunch of normies were using it after anons made fun of them for using group passwords. No one believed it but they try to do it from time to time. Zorban's streams are proof of it never happening.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>543682315
ignore the dragonirian schizo, 90% of what he says is incomprehensible schizobabble.

>>543682345
Having to have dormant seals and the respec line for faith duchess to function fucking sucks ass

>>543682468
Don't trigger it.

>>543682292
ignore the dragonirian schizo, 90% of what he says is incomprehensible schizobabble.

>>543682705
brrrrrrrrt

>>543682849
i'm so jealous of other classes being able to slap +4 x in every slot and not give a shit about everything else
i need respec, invuln and dormant before i can start with damage

Spoopy

>>vestige at the bottom of revelation depths is destroyed
LMAOOOO
thank fuck I'm not doing the umbral ending again, you would need to do a 10 minute run down the entire fucking level like 7 times

Is zorbGOD streaming today?

i want my game to stop CTDing on load every 3 games

An anon in /erg/ is going to get kissed today.

>>543681815
I spoke too soon.
Another ED D5 dogs with abysmally bad seals and only fire weapons.
Again.
WHY.

>>543684861
who....

>>543684861
*throws jar of melting acid in your face*

>>543684861
Mellow is at gremlins house and going to kiss him

>>543684861
Practice by Pivvvot no doubt

>>543682468
duowaifu, erotony, venom are all confirmed tourists

brutal

>>543685740
Weird ship

>>543685963
What about Brynhildr? I haven’t seen him post

Does anyone have the video with that jellyfish png avatar/pngtuber with Japanese TTS showing off a shitton of shortcuts in Limveil? That video was gold and I can't find it any more

>>543685162
I think they do more than just kiss anon...

jfc

>>543686714
Cursed run.
Same exact seed as my last dogs too.
>same fire seals
>same shitty ancient dragon lightning
>same fucking watchdog hammer in the same exact spot
>same trolls
>same map placements

>>543686828
the other faggot with us abandoned his gear and threw the game anyway. blocked

>>543686964
Like black fireball and a fire whip was going to help anyway

>>543686432
found it desu https://youtu.be/L8-Q6FwHPbk
Also has a good video showing all the treasures and scarabs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpMkL_RUChI

>>543685985
Scroll up in the thread a bit

>bricked run due to extremely bad rng
>can choose to stay and likely get people killed because I'm effectively a lame horse and boosting the boss just by being there
>can choose to just alt+f4, weakening the boss by scaling it to 2 players and giving my party a chance
What would you do?

ITS 5 AM IN CHINA HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BUGS STILL AWAKE IM TIRED OF ALT F4ING

>>543682174
If her name is Trish why do you keep calling him a boy

>>543687735
fight to the bitter end

you're just trying to come up with an excuse to leave

>>543687857
A number of them don’t work dude get used to it this is pretty much their lives

>>543687881
>fight to the bitter end
>die so many times that you lose 1k+ upon loss
>if you just left you would have lost like 300-400 and your teammates would lose like 100 because you left and if they lost

>>543687857
>blocking rando Chinese players
Go filter the salt out of the ocean while you're at it

>>543687874
His distinctively male and jeetlike behaviour all makes sense if you think about it. I'd act like a retarded fucking sperg too if my parents in their infinite wisdom named me Trish as a biological male

boobleh

gg adel
what a horrid start lmao

finally beat AI limit. the game's alright, i liked the sync rate mechanic and the story telling as well as the world. gameplay was solid. it has a whole myriad of problems though including glitches, but the glitches were because im playing on a pirated 1.0 version which have been fixed by now on steam. nothing game breaking luckily
6.5/10 for me, still miles better than shart vein and sharts of the fallen

>dogs again
Okay I guess the game wants me back in depths 3

>>543688808
my game crashed and when i tried to rejoin it kept giving me a connection error, had to restart my game twice

STOP IT TO USING "JEET" AS AN INSULT
THE PEOPLE OF INDIA ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND WILL TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY AND YOUR WHITE WOMEN

>>543688997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1-Gi_l-024 ok Singh can you at least beat the chinks in your weekly stick fight then take over China so I can stop queuing into these retarded fucks?

>>543688890
one of the best games ever made

i don't believe it we choked

>>543689997
That’s not what he said no
>>543688997
They really say this btw

>guardian with the improved mind + fth and improved str + dex relic
>seal in offhand, greatbow in mainhand
i want to try this but shame it literally requires cheating relics

why did you switch off executor coward

>>543690675
Who cares
Let people play who they want to play

Daughter-wives, please queue

q

>>543687594
Pracjeet isn't the anon she said gg handsome to though sorry bro

>>543688808
>birdjeet and shit merchant
I can see why

>queue goes from 2/3 back to 1/3
hmmm I smell an arab in the q

>stuck on 3/3
one of you has me blocked

>>543691784
Name?

>>543691893
how many people do you block from erg that you have to ask