Thread 544343703

Spooky Ass Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>544084060

First

Second

Will we ever get that bird thread?

>>544343982
only if it's fat assed birds

Did Zesty win yet?

>>544344086
Why are you so obsessed with ass?

>>544344140
asses are nice.

>>544344241
Only human ones are.

>>544344290
wrong

Kill spooky pyros. Deny pyros their gargoyles. Blow pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from pyros. Dont go trick or treating with pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

KINO

>>544344460
Fuck spooky pyros. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Blow loads on pyros' pumpkins. Give crumpkins to pyros. Go trick or treating with pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
You're forgetting to add "spooky" to some of these"

>>544344603
this butt shupos

https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfTf2/comments/1ohtn7u/psa_trick_or_treat_2025_its_halloween/
FYI now's your chance to get the cookie badge for those interested

>>544344501
Maybe if people hadn't complained about this OP we'd get more kino OPs like this one...

>>544344924
Why did people complain about it? It's great!

>>544344982
Some people have a stick up their ass and didn't like it was a reference.

>>544344846
>have to give away things to redditors
I think I'd be happier without the badge

>>544343703 (OP)
Kino OP
>>544343908
>>544344603

>>544345459
There's no minimal value. You can give away trash in your backpack and get a neat badge in return :)

>>544345583
They accept shit like crates? That's surprising

>>544343703 (OP)
>>544343908
>>544344603
I love fempyro, bros
Anyway, how would you fix the hot hand and the gas passer?

>544345637
Thread ruined.

>>544345637
- the hot hand now has a special spanking animation when using it on pyros (even allies)
- pyro is now fempyro
now it's fixed

>>544343703 (OP)
you really are here 247 thats sad

>>544345912
the only one who is is the floydfag

>>544345637
>Gas passer
Tone down the damage penalty and increase the speed buff duration.
>gas passer
Reduce the cooldown, or make it charge based.

>>544345912
What drives a man to be here 24/7?

>>544346007
Mental sickness and nothing else going on for them

>>544346079
Bruh that's crazy!

>>544346007
basically this
>>544346079

>>544346162
what a sad existence

>>544346228
It could be worse, I could have shupos saved onto my computer, luckily I don't.

>>544346295
nah it's pretty bad even without those

>>544346162
i think you documenting multiple anons as some person will always be sadder than that faggot ima be quite honest. just take the compliment i gave you that you're here 247 however sad it may be to others.

>>544346385
>multiple anons
he just admitted to it lmao
>>544346295

>>544343703 (OP)
>>544343908
>>544344603
>>544345637
>>544345964
holy shit

>>544346385
>multiple anons
ayo this nigga retarded

>>544346430
False flag

>>544346430
first it was mr firefox, and then it wasnt, then it was another anon, now its an autist.

Nothing beats the fact that you are "documenting" this. Do something better with your life, or just take the compliment i gave you here >>544345912

>>544346584
I'm not even the OP you're just a retard covering for another retard lmao

>>544346648
yet you're mad at the personal comment directed at yourself... how queer, faggot

KICKED IN CASUAL FOR SHITTALKING TRANNIES, WHEN 5 YEARS AGO EVERYONE WAS SHITTALKING THESE NIGGERS. NAH THIS GAMES COOKED, FUCK ALL YOU PEDOPHILES

>>544346584
bro's mad his autistic samefagging is exposed

opened 50 fucking pumpkins and I got nothing but junk
im done with this event. absolutely lost all motivation

>>544346874
sex
with
honey

>>544346856
lmao it's true, imagine getting mad at a screencap

>>544346812
IT WAS BADWATER, SO IT'S EITHER 50/50 chance your server is NEO-NAZI CITY OR THE FURRY POUND 2.0

>>544346812
Transphobia is bad.

>>544346856
you're a retard, you've been doign this for years and nothing trumps that. take the hint

He’s so perfect bros

uh oh samefag schizo melty

>>544346929
Mental sickness!

so....... tf2?

>>544347136
sisters...

>>544347281
Yeah

>>544347281
You didn't even post a TF2 image which shows how little you actually care about the quality of this thread.

>>544347380
nice

Not a good day for combo Pyros...
RIP Detonator stomping (2017-2025)

>>544347554
Why does he keep losing every argument he participates in?

>>544347380
sex
sex
sex

Zombie Infection is fun actually.

^ bro's pretending he's not holding the biggest L

>>544347695
zombie infection and fempyro enjoyers? yeah.

>>544347695
Just ignore the floydfag's meltdown. He's just gonna keep saying he won after we all laughed at him

Zombie Infection bros... how will we ever recover?

>>544347846
what a sad, miserable existence

>>544347846
The floyd poster isn't here.

>>544347846
? Talking about you homo.

>>544347949
no I wasn't it was directed at you retard
keep seething about screencaps

Do not question the coomer mind, for it only responds and engages with what stimulates its rotted, fried dopamine receptors mind

>>544348056
God you're so sad man lol

>>544347846
>>544347915
>>544348056
trvkes

>>544348058
Truth bomb.

>>544347846
he is legitimately here all day, first one to post in the morning last one to go to sleep

>>544348391
What drives a man to spend his whole life on here all day?

Moldergrove is a decent map

>>544348503
see
>>544346079
>>544346162

>>544348391
shupo and fempyro sisters, our response?

>>544348651
see
>>544347949

>>544348919
yeah thats directed at the fempyro/shupo spammer

>>544348978
no it wasn't, I know you're retarded but learn to read post links floydfag
>>544348391
>>544347846

>New thread
>Most posts are just floyd, shupo and fempyro drama

Give me a minute, I gotta uncrate

>>544349176
Will it ever end?

>>544349176
Clearly we need more fempyros

>>544349463
I agree

>>544349463
sex

>>544349176
At least we know who really killed /tf2g/

>>544349517
>>544349739
>>544349751

>>544349739
shupo sex

>>544349739
>Agrees
>Doesn't post fempyro

>>544349873
Will they ever stop?

>>544349913
You're correct
My bad

>>544350038
goonerchads run this site boyo

keep posting anime and fempyro for my folders pls

>>544349829
I wonder why no one comes here, we've got nonstop 247 supply of fempyro fetish slop thanks to our local schizo...

>>544350504
blud really thinks the fempyro that's been here for 15 years is the problem not the shitflinging and lack of updates

>>544350564
ZAMN okay, ive been sleeping on you fempyro sisters...

>>544350472
>>544350338
>>544349861
>>544350169
yes very good

>>544350594
that's crazy sister, but i dont think that's what kills all discussion.

>>544350795
>no updates means nothing to talk about
>not what kills all discussion
okay so you're a bigger retard than I gave you credit for

>>544350882
You can't think or say anything original. Be less sad, try being happy.

>544350992
no more (you)s for you retard

>>544351041
you're mad im right i get it

thanks for the (you)

>>544350746
zamn its so good

>>544350920
>>544350472
>>544350169
>>544349861
>>544349463
>>544347380

>>544354906
hmmmmmmmm

>>544354906
wtf I love AI now

>>544354906
need this but with shupos

What is Zesty Jesus' next video going to be aboot? The Emporium?

>>544349176
This is the part of the thread where you exit out and go do something else because this is never going away
seriously go play tf2 or something faggot

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>Reverted Gas Passer respawn room fixes (GitHub fix from Bitl)
what

>>544364612
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/commit/a36ead80b3ede9f269314c08edd3ecc23de4b160

>>544364693
>immunity to gas passer in respawn rooms
what the fuck they were they thinking adding that in
thank god that is gone

>>544365160
broken image?

>>544365197
lol yeah idk what went wrong there let me try again
level 69 btw get viva on the phone

>>544365056
>what the fuck they were they thinking
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/pull/1485
read the pr

>>544365272
*Loud speaker*
Clean up in aisle 4
Viva needed on aisle 4

>>544365367
well that makes more sense
>This PR reverts the Gas Passer fixes in #1485, as the PR has been proven to be not effective on all maps.
doesn't surprise me with the spaghetti backend

smissmas will be good

>>544366901
egg making sex with gardevoir

>>544367005
in tf2, right?

>>544367151
um, yes, of course

glownigger down

>>544357346
Matchmaking specifically and how dogshit the system is

>>544343703 (OP)
she missed the hit

>>544372812
She left herself open, time to punish her

3 NIGAS
ON CART

zombie infection is actually kinda fun on some maps

I'm starting to hate lochshitters almost as much as I hate beggar'sshitters now.
>>544344102
Yes. He has indeed won.

>>544374579
this one is sloppy but only way i could really make it work lol

>>544374679
it has soul and that's what counts

>playing Crasher and start feeling funny when I see a giant Sniper
uh bros...?

>>544374579
last one for now i think

>>544376835
this but with giant fempyros

i think im gonna get an australium today

Zombie infection is still a dogshit gamemode.

>>544372812
>>544374579
>>544377043
keep it up bwo

>>544377613
So is this flower a new thing youre gonna start posting alongwith the paper bear and mother 3 whore and everything you spam? Should we be replying “sex” to this or will you also be doing that for us?

>>544380371
Own that fraud

You guys think they'll revert the Thermal Thruster fix? I'm seeing a lot of Pyro players complaining

>>544378624
I like this image

>>544383185
more QT tf2 mercs u say?

thinking about selling all my cs2 skins and moving back to tf2. now that the bots are finally gone and there’s a halloween event going on, it actually feels like the good old days again. i kinda want to grab a nice all-class unusual, but there are so many new hats and effects since i last played that i have no idea where to start. any recommendations for someone who loves the circling heart effect? did they add any new heart-themed ones lately?

>>544377143
nobody believes a man with fempyro mods "started feeling funning" after anything coomer

>>544382692
why would they revert an exploit fix? many exploits have been fixed over the years, pyro isn't special
if they actually cared they could give the detonator the ability to stomp independent of the jetpack, but they don't do balance changes anymore

Why does no one actually play the damn game on 2fort?

>>544384631
It's 2fort unc I need to farm funny clips for my climp dump video
>Reference pose Heavy killbinds
Yup, that's going in the vid

>>544374579
>>544372812
>>544377043
Sovlful

>2 (two) laid backs maps in the game
>retards just HAS to join and complain its a different atmosphere than the other 300 maps in the game
why are tf2 players like this

>>544384631
because "the damn game" (ctf) is boring and mindless dm is more fun, same with hightower

>>544384162
>now that everyone is being forced to do soulless halloween contacts, it feels like the good old days
i need some of what you're having

>>544386482
autism?

>>544384162
>>544386482
also don't bother with unusuals, they are either overpriced to hell and back or part of a shitty soulless case to the point your hat won't feel special at all unless it's purple grade or higher, which is just lame compared to the past.
invest in strange / killstreak weapons instead because you actually use them

>>544386967
Still unpatched because no one wants to play VSH.

>>544386967
>contract whores leaves after 1 round
I see this as an absolute win

>>544344603
To keep you on your toes.

>>544343703 (OP)
>>544377043
Sandvich make me strong!

>>544394884
Konata, no!

>>544346162
>>544346385
>>544346430
>>544346584
its well documented that there's the floydnigger, the floydautist and the floydschizo. their goal is the same, but they are three different humans with personalities and feelings...

>>544394884
Tetopan

>>544397262
>somehow make the floydposters look normal
thats funny

>>544365935
Viva is too busy working the register

>>544398502
I've never been a cashier before

>>544399576
Bag it.

fempyro makes me wanna jack off

Fempyro makes me wanna bag groceries

shupos make me wanna jerk off

what's zesty's next video and will it bring back our favorite puppet to our favorite game?

did a retweak of my dollar store ana rifle

b4nny (referring to Fempyro's ass): It's fat

>>544385148
Incorrect.

intercourse with fempyro

>>544405691
>>544401043
>>544403718
this but with demomanfloyd

>>544405776
no

>>544406506
yes

>>544406532
No

>>544406532
no

>>544406679
Stop saying that.

>>544406821
ok

>>544405776
this tho

>>544405776
You mean femofloyd

>>544407302
woah fempyro sisters...

>>544401043
>>544403681
Objective femclass rankings (from most to least attractive):
Mimi-sentry >>> Femscout > Femoman > Fempyro > Femsniper > all of the others
Latex bodysuits are fine but the gas mask is a big "no thanks / not interested"

>>544407538
sex

>>544407475
Has a human face too which makes her even hotter.

>>544398275
SEXOOOOO

>>544404878
I will now play Sniper

>>544407538
>Doesn't post a femclass
>Sentry over actual humans

>>544407838
The femtry guns are the only femclasses with any personality, they honestly seem more human than the actual humans.

>>544408838
sexo

Bapo Cobalto! must be my fav spell of all time. it's common enough that it's actually a viable strategy as soldier. Get yourself a crit candy and shit steamrolls from there. 10/10 would use the spell again

what's your fav spell /tf2g/?

>>544408982
Stop replying to your own posts.

544410396
that's (You) in a nutshell though

>>544344460
faggot

>>544343703 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>544410396
There's really never a time when I post without an anime girl. It ain't me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWijx_AgPiA

>>544411198
Why not?

>>544409859
basic bitch answer here but probably the meteor spell
i just like chucking it at a big clump of enemies and letting the killsound dump happy chemical into my brain

>>544412813
sex
sex
sex

>>544413023
because transgenderism doesnt exist in the TF2 universe.

>>544414121
Trvke

What are some of your favorite canonical things from tf2?

>>544415856
>I'm a mapper from Israel and this is my map

>>544416341
chortled irl

>>544394884
>>544398275
Cute n saved

Plants Vs Zombies is canon to tf2 because the soldier and pyro can put a bucket and road cone over their heads respectively.

whats our league starter boys

>>544424942
dorans shield or ring

>>544425420
not league nigga! (i can say that, demo is my 4th most played)

>>544426156
dota?

>>544424942
longsword three pots

>>544411028
No brain pyro main

>>544424649
I wish there were more pvz gw related items in tf2, maybe a promotional weapon or something like that

>>544415856
Furries

>>544436107
>>544415856
>An entity being named 'nigga cat' was enough to get a map removed from counter strike
>this shit is okay

>>544384164
>funning
ESL babble

>>544407538
holy pleb taste

>>544407838
trvke

>>544436308
ummm quiet down hecking chud valve is a furry company loser

>>544436308
or maybe it was all the copyrighted textures

>>544415856
do we reaaaally need softcore furry porn in a tf2 map?

>>544438820
actually, valve is a Brony corporation

So... i just never had this before

>>544343703 (OP)
Nigger tier fetish

>>544442423
nigger tier post

>>544407538
>>544408838
Mimi Sentry doesn't even fit the game's art style. Her hair looks like play-doh and her face looks like stickers glued on. Also her creator is a tranny that put a trans flag in the model. Figures that the animetard would like her more than the actual TF2 oriented designs.

>>544442583
trvth nvke

>>544442583
>>544407538
>>544403681
Something something, pots and kettles

>>544442931
I don't know what you're >implying but I'm a straight man stating facts.

Marshlands is such a mediocre turd of a map

>>544407538
footfags don't get to say they're objectively correct about anything

>>544443189
we arent born gooners, we are blooped into it...

The niggers that play this game are braindead lemming groupthink NPC retard goycattle
YEH VOTEKICK ME FOR NO REASON BECAUSE SOME TORLL THAT JUST JOINED ANTAGONIZED MEEEEEEEEE

>>544444823
calm

WOW I WAS GONE FOR 20 SECONDS
ON A DEAD SERVER

A DEAD FUCKING SERVER

ONLY WIGGER ZOOMER NIGGER GROOMER GOONER TROONER NIGGER GAY NIGGERS PLAY THIS GAME WTFFFFFFF KS GLING ON

WELL... welll... it never even begun so i guess fuck it fuck it fuck it cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :DDD

ah sweet a schizo meltdown

>>544446715
this kid is PISSED

>>544440147
Overcast literally has clips from The Thing in it and the TV was stolen from another map maker lol

>>544448926
The funniest part is that the map maker "removed" this by putting static over the tv but if you noclip inside you can still see The Thing.

>>544448926
>>544449246
I remember the Emporium was seething about that Reviewbrah portrait because it was run through AI. They started screeching everywhere that Overcast was made with AI because of that one easter egg. Hilarious how based of a map Overcast is

Is there no way to force bots to equip items (Danger Shield, Batallions Backup, etc.) and gain the effects from them?

>>544450562
Like in offline servers? I don't think so without plugins, but there's addcond commands to activate specific effects and conditions on yourself

>>544398275
lazy one

>>544443448
>Heard people hyping the new "Hold the Flag" game mode
>Just turns into a waiting game for the timer to run out when you have the intel
Yeah it's pretty mediocre

>>544451339
good job

>>544382692
>>544384365
womp womp

>>544451339
I need to fuck this boy

>>544448926
>>544449246
>troonporium melted over this too
GOD that shit was so funny to witness

>>544451891
[pans the camera outward]

>>544452261
this is the same faggot that got sprays nuked from your temp directory by scaremongering about CP and wasn't satisfied that decals didn't get the same treatment
fuck this guy

>>544382692
what did they fix with the Thermal Thruster?

>>544453280
based

>>544453416
truly hate zees and unusualsandvich its both of them btw

>>544453416
No, that was this guy

>>544453537
There was a bug that allowed to keep the thermal thruster stomp effect with a different secondary, like the detonator, it was used by combo pyros for flashy clips

>>544453767
this troon faggot also threatened to paywall and put malware in his hud too

>>544453767
fucking npc's 800+ likes where this never happened

>>544454323
Fearmongering and virtue signaling are a hell of a drug.
The funniest part is he tried to claim bots were spraying illegal imagery when A. they were never programmed to use sprays and B. even if they were, sprays were disabled on casual and bots only targeted casual

>>544453868
oh i forgot that was even a thing, honestly would prefer if they just buffed the thruster itself but i guess thats just a non needed nerf

Citadel and Odyssey are peak (actual truke)

>>544454815
I do not care for Citadel's last point.

spy is back on the menu boys

>>544454815
stop stealing posts from reddit

>>544453767
Can you please stop bringing up my girlfriend's past mistakes? She said she was sorry

>>544447168
NoOOOOoO!! Dont Kick me!!1 IM HEREREE. Please...

niggas will sit afk in spawn the entire match but the picosecond a vote is called they suddenly activate

>>544457685
I was taking a piss though for 5 minutes and getting a snack then a wank then a huff of glue

did they ever fix the marked for death icon lingering forever

>>544382692
>fixing a niche bug that was only relevant for people making frag clips
>dragon's fury still can't deal full damage to DDS snipers and has been this way since it was released

>>544460112
>valve doing anything that inconveniences sniper

I want to get one of those sings and use a decal on it, but what should I make it? What should I name it too? I thought about putting Ellen's ass on there and calling it a day

>>544461369
ass is always good or rolling for the image

>>544461369
sex

>>544461369
fat fempyro ass

>>544462032
fat furry fempyro ass*

>>544461369
They're not expensive or anything, so you may as well. Maybe get a second one and have anon's roll for it and provide their own anime girl ass and name

>>544462032
*fat shupo butt

>Both teams are made up of identical copies of the same people
Has this ever been acknowledged or explained in any official material? The closest time two of the same members on a team have ever interacted was the Meet The Spy video from my memory.

>>544464449
And when I say acknowledged, I mean by the characters.

>>544464449
Comics only have one team of 9, technically Engi is on BLU but he's the only Engi and sees the others on RED as his colleagues
Otherwise the domination voice lines against each other
There's also the hoard of Soldiers in Meet the Medic but they don't do much other than die

>>544464449
Nope. Just don’t think about it.

>>544464449
There's exactly one time they acknowledge it, in Loose Canon Blutarch says his brother hired an identical team of mercs. They've never said why they're identical. You have instances of RED Demo interacting with BLU Soldier in the War comics when the normal Soldier is on RED. Not a whole lot beyond that

>>544464449
>>544469573
the easy way to explain it is that autobalance is canonical and
>half the mercs are too big of idiots to question it (scout, soldier, demo, pyro)
>other half dont question it because they're there to get paid or have ulterior motives (spy, heavy, medic, engi, sniper)
scout is too dumb to understand the implications of being moved to blu, for medic its just more chances to operate on his test subjects. for sniper its just more cash to send back home.
and then sometimes (red/blu)tarch hires a few shitters to try and get the upper hand only for them to die.

>>544464449
they don't get paid to ask questions....

>>544461369
>>544462032
this desu

>>544478490
fempyro sexo

>>544478950
many are saying this

>>544470497
>the easy way to explain it is that autobalance is canonical and
That doesn't explain anything though. They can't switch sides and fight themselves if there's only 1 of each. The only way that would work is if there's clones of each other.
Honestly, clones might seem like a generic explanation but it would be the easiest way to explain things like the identical teams and even respawning. They just unfreeze another clone when one dies. This could also lead to clone identity crises where they start wearing hats to stand out from each other. Identical teams also lines up with the Adminstrator trying to prevent either brother from winning. Everything just falls into place.
Then you factor in stuff like this
>>544472071
Why do we need your blood when you sign up? Why are you fighting clones? Don't ask questions

I think people overthink the gameplay elements of TF2.

Spy DOES have a third arm and you can't tell me otherwise

>>544483065
When we're talking about the story in the comics that did directly mention things like the 2 teams it suddenly starts mattering.

fuck yeah

>>544483065
if heavy can wear a lunchbox as a cosmetic item while he has the shotgun equipped then why can't he have the shotgun and sandvich equipped, what are the lore implications of this???

i'm GOing to order PIzza

>>544485669
noice

>>544485669
shupo pizza?

>>544486118
mmm...shupo cheese pizza...

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>544489202
because you're still here

>>544489236
Stop saying that.

>>544489303
you keep asking the same question, so you'll get the same answer

Who killed /tf2g/?

>>544492846
who killed hannibal?

>>544492846
it was MEH

you guys play any gacha games?

>My favorite Zombie Escape server is pretty much dead now 99% of the time
Not sure how much further I can go on bros

>>544497194
I play Fire Emblem Heroes but it's been getting more and more ass every year with powercreep

>>544494512
aye did it like this

https://old.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1oixu1t/a_postmortem_on_the_issues_in_afterlife/
interesting read

I hate to say it but TF2 might be well and truly dying now

>>544503580
90% of that is third worlder bots btw

>>544503580
halloween is a plague upon this game, it redirects 90% of the cattle to the worst fucking map in the game, essentially paralyzing the game ecosystem for a full fucking month

>>544503647
the bots were genocided though, it never went back to the highs it was at including the idle bots
these are the real numbers and that's why it's so low

>>544503647
we dont have money to host bots

Gabber

Lithuania

gabber loves shaving sewer manholes like a good lithuanian wagie

I really enjoyed Midnight Mercenaries.

wait when did they change your eternal reward?
i dont play spyggers

>>544515442
Like 6 years ago

>Check community servers list
>ALL of them are dead, completely with zero players
Now I remember why I stopped playing this game in 2016. Killing community servers killed my interest in this game. All those fun and awesome servers I played on as a kid, just gone overnight.

MvM update tomorrah or nah?

>>544472071
>Always wanted to know how they found and hired the mercs
>A random snippet inside the album is the most we'll ever get
So they all just found an ad in the newspaper and agreed? I can live with that

best way to get taunts nowadays?

>>544521225
Trading sites, look around which site is asking for the lowest price
They're usually cheaper than purchasing taunts from the Mann Co. Store even during the Smissmas sale

>goblincock server is shutting down
RIP to a real one

>>544523314
gg

>Is that a major bug fix you submitted to the github? I'm gonna have to remove it as a duplicate because someone else vaguely suggested fixing this in 2012. I'm sure Eric will see that fix buried under hundreds of newer fixes
>Also if you disagree I'm gonna have to report you (I love powertripping) :)

>join power house
>YOU LOSE
>vote bugs out so I get to free put the server to cold front
>server dies off
>shitstomp what little is left of the enemy
cool..

>>544525505
Sperging about some github janny

>dude teh awesome faec
>release date: 2022

Grim

>>544529890
>awesome face
holy soul

>>544529890
Looks based to me

>>544520832
they were the best candidates for their jobs

>>544523314
whyyyyyy

If I join another game of Upward and it's full of snipers and spies I'm gonna jump off a cliff.

What makes me a good sentryman? If i wasn't I'd have a structurally superfluous new behind

there's more.
it contains pornography starring every man here.

>>544535330
rekt

>>544523314
aight who got groomed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZS0m7kZhig
is this a legit stream? showed in my recommended but im sceptical

>>544537898
it's an hour of ai generated gabe talking how to get free cs2 skins to trade up for knives on a loop. i skipped around and never saw it actually talking about tf2 so probably just general clickbait because tf2 fans will watch anything
the free skin angle and QR code is where the scam and money is being made

>>544537898
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kO6Dj2XNfY
it's this video on loop

>>544537898
you're joking right? just look at the channel for five seconds

>>544537898
Yes it's 100% legit. Gay Ben himself will give you FREE SKINS if you just scan this QR code and enter your Steam username and password. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

>>544537898
How did he lose so much weight?

>>544529890
sex sex sex sex

>>544503580
I'm not surprised. The matchmaking has been broken for weeks. It takes me like ten minutes to find a match even when the activity is green.
This is the worst Halloween update, probably ever, and unless it releases tomorrow valve lied about the MVM update coming before Halloween.

>>544538276
yeah that's what i thought, weird that it even got recommended since i dont dip into tf2 content since july
>>544538908
damn, well now i know, i never intended to click anything but it was surprising seeing scam streams on my front page

Which do I like best?

>>544523314
If I ever get a job I should make my own server

>>544542395
Is this a new hero? Too much covering his face 0/10

>>544454815
There is wisdom in your words, man of the west. I get tired of hearing all of the redditor takes like:
>Odyssey is Overwatch-coded!!!
>Citadel has too many sightlines!!!!
>You shouldn't be able to build on the cart!!!
0/3 of these statements are accurate

>>544543671
sex sexo sex

>>544537898
Underage.

>>544540252
Uncle Dane said this was the single best scream fortress though

>>544543979
im 23

>>544540252
>It takes me like ten minutes to find a match even when the activity is green.
where? antarctica? australia? asia?

>>544545563
underage is a mentality, not an age

>>544545563
yeah it's legit

>>544545808
mentally everyone on 4chan is 10

>>544545563
Mentally you can't be older than 12 if you believed in that shit for even a second.

>>544542395
right

>>544543671
I don't even understand what people mean when they call something an overwatch map

>>544542395
left for set bonus
>>544546884
uhhh clipsisters nonono........

>>544548297
the hell?! she farted?!

>>544548580
my cum

I haven't been playing TF2 for a few days now, I am taking a break from it.

>>544551901
Stop replying to your own post.

(You)

>>544552926
Shup up

>>544551901
>>544552751
all me

Shup UP!

>>544553527
shupos my beloved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6pFp-wtvWY
What did /tf2g/ think about this STBlackST gem?

>>544554214
kino

Why is it that only the TF2 servers are constantly getting assblasted? Can't even play the damn game again, what is going on?

>>544553527
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/30/Heavy_yes03.wav

>>544555074
works on my machine :^)

>>544547942
i can see his butthole...

so why exactly don't we have blogposts for promoting community servers?

>>544559939
uh we had goblin cock, we have uhhhh t pound, uncletopia. nothing really

>>544560383
I mean on the teamfortress blog, what is their excuse for only promoting comp slop and not what players actually benefit from

>>544561540
yeah that's why i'm listing all the ones people play that aren't x10000 orange fortress all crit 2fort

>>544562313
maybe we've had more if the people in charge of the blog cared to promote them...

>>544540148
rich enough to afford a thousand cases of ozempic

>Be me
>Play TF2 from the ages of 14 to 17, or from 2013 to 2016
>Play mostly surf servers, and other community servers filled with tons of people, forming a community, making friends, etc
>Meet Your Match Update happens
>Watch as all my favorite servers die an agonizingly painful death
>Never play the game in any remotely serious fashion ever again.

I'm just as pissed off as I was back then, as I am now. Valve ruined one of the funnest gaming communities I've ever been a part of solely because they wanted to cater to a minority of their fanbase. Nobody likes this update, no one ever liked this update. The anger of my 17 year old self is still fresh nearly a decade later. I dreamt about one day getting australium weapons, getting all kinds of cool gear, becoming an integrated part of the community, but since that update, all of that motivation completely went down the shitter. None of that maters when there's no community to take part in.

>>544564871
>>544565148
>reminding me that 2016 was 9 years ago

>>544568272
somehow blonde gordon and black spy are creepier than glowing eyes gabe

>>544568272
DemofIoyd reference

>>544568805
mfw every ching and ice golem gets btfo in a single day

>>544570817
>everyone rushes to sell knives
>everyone rushes to buy red and make them worth more
>knives devalued so more of them fits in the 2k steam market budget
>infinite 15% cut in just 1 patch note
house always wins

>>544571391
you get disconnected after like 5min of inactivity

feels good man

>only get ban when the satan'cord come to flood the thread with some furry slop
No surprise there! Huh!! Like clockwork, no matter what day year month week i post here, they are always like that. Satan works in predictable ways, really.

>>544194258
ORIGINAL POST
Idk what this tails shit is about but Tails is definitely a guy, he just looks like a guy.
How could it be a woman?
He isn't even pink
This is 6 yr old logic but it's sound.


UPDATE
Another gay nigger TF2 player called LUNA on the tranny team with all the other gay pedo satanist tranny niggers


all writings wroted when i was on 26th and i sleep after play tf2 and stoic feeling HAHA :)

>>544194723
God runs hell now too, it's the old testament god btw ;)

are troons in casual actually a huge population, or are they just a very vocal minority

>>544576032
maybe in america

>>544576032
MAKE NO MISTAKE, THEY WALK AMONG US..

>>544575932
>>544576532
satan and demons and dimension crossing are not real things, if you are going to hate people, at least keep the reasons based in reality

what the fuck is blud waffling about ^

im uncomfortable... gonna play some tf2.

>>544576886
erm

>>544576886
>>>/x/

>>544572057
nope kek

>>544576886
AHA okay keep it to yourself next time. You funny... for a literal hellish entity.

>>544575932
>>544576532
>>544576886

>>544576886
he's right you know, the other schizo pretending us demons are posting here is crazy

>>544577779
why doesn't the serverhave inactivity kick enable lmao

purplemisty had a thread meltdown?

TF2 TF2 TF2 IS MY TF2

>>544577305
>erm
is this the new ironic thing? some retard on 2fort spazzed the fuck out the other night because some guy said "erm, yeah, that objector isn't cool"

>>544581695
1st week on the internet?

>>544581695
you have to be 18 to post on this site

out fukken skilled

>>544581695
erm... no!

>>544583632
It wasn't skill, it was luck.

>>544584507
t.out fukken skilled cemoknight

>>544347608
what actually changed?

Oh boy, I can't wait to see my loot!

>>544584507
rekt and will al;ways BE capial BE

did the mvm update happen yet?
I can't wait to unbox my aussie original.

>>544587308
yep, buy tickets NOW!

>>544583632
hehe good shit, my man!

>>544587308
the first part comes out on august 27th 2026 and the second part coming right before halloween 2026

>>544583632
is this on casual? how do you get custom class portraits on it

>>544583632
nice fragger bro

>>>/v/724515865
damn it is big

>>544583632
Bro, that was sick big guy (male)!

>>544586764
What's it gonna be?

>>544588140
still waiting for it to open its only going up

>>544523314
Does anyone know why?

>>544588247
Post when it reaches a funny number

>>544588263
money nigga

>>544581820
>>544582336
>>544583926
okay well normally I don't see people willfully looking like dorks, least of all on Trolling Faggots 2

>>544588353
i restarted my game, i wanted to do more contracks lol

>>544588376
Out of neetbux?

>>544588494
..........................

>>544588585
still have like 30 to do, never can do them since the foid is always busy and no friends wanna join i dont have time to be funny anymore

Demo

FIoyd

5Gorge

Floyd

Sucks

>>544590160
floyd

>>544590160
begins with an f then ends with a d

Festy Jesud

>>544590160
>>544590285
>>544590328
trvke

>>544590360
Fempyro x Demofloyd.

>>544590072
Who told them about my cookies?

now that the dust has settled, did anything happen after the slurs.tf stuff?

>>544590986
Solarlight is still writing his 400 page apology essay

Why is someone spamming/flooding the thread with irrelevant nonsense?

>>544590986
No.

>>544591154
floydfag spamming because he's bored

>>544591154
the schizo's desperate for attention today, just ignore it and do the needful

floydgod

>>544591154
At least it's not shupo and anime girl slop.

>>544590986
Still waiting for SolarLight's apology

>>544592528
He doesn't need to do one.

tricked you, it's egypt and we're both phlog pyros

>>544343703 (OP)
Which mercenary has the biggest penis?

>>544594027
fempyro

>>544594131
Nu-uh, females don't have penises.

>>544594131
truke

>>544594451
That's not a real word.

>>544594027
pauling

>>544594131
trvke

So how come the strange southern hospitality is the only wrench who's primary count is wrench kills and not sentry kills?

>>544594545
Incorrect, she isn't a merc and females don't have penises either.

>>544594131
she's obese and her cock is fat btw

>>544594131
>>544594545
i'm gonna need some proof on those claims please
>>544594770
cuz its a wrench for killin

>>544594131
false coal

TF2? What does that mean?

645
vermin

>>544596960
say that to everyone saying trvke

>>544597102
"trvke" comes from "trvth nvke" which means "truth nuke".

go back

>>544597220
Go back? Where to?

>>544597202
yes that's a sharty thing tho

I don't actually know what the opposite of a trvke is so I said coal
I don't use sharty btw

>>544597515
Source?

>>544597569
it's brimstone thoughly

>>544597812
noted

>>544594131
god i wish i were fempyro

>>544594131
factually true, the transition served them well!

obsessed

>>544594027
Archimedes

>>544594770
It was an oversight and nobody has ever equipped the Southern Hospitality so nobody cares.

>>544602606
I did once.

I dreamt that the Southern Hospitality had the same "less HP = speed" stat as the Escape Plan.

>>544604034
it would be more interesting than what it is now at least

the opposite of a trvke is debvnked by snopes

>>544472071
>>544520832
Makes you wonder what the Scout's first kill was like

>>544594131
deboonked by snoopes

How you would fix hoovy?

>>544609757
impregnating fempyro

>>544609767
what's wrong with him

>>544609767
lunchbox slot
let Medic gain overheal with the chocolate bar and crits on all weapons with the steak

>>544610062
Sniper still exists.

>>544610297
oh then that's an easy fix

if you didnt get banned from all normie/troonlover servers you aren't playing this game correctly

>>544609767
Give me a primary that is literally nothing. The Heavy just doesn't bring a Minigun, which means he isn't lugging it around and he walks a bit faster because of it.

>>544610403
I just join a server and play the game and frag and voice_enable 0 and hud_saytext_time 0

>>544517674
>>544565148
if you want silly/stupid/"surreal"/objectiveless maps: samwiz's stupid server.
its only active for a short period throughout the day (UTC: 8pm to 2am, some days it lives a bit longer. you're kinda fucked if you usually sleep then)
you need a public profile to join because a group of DDOSers killed the server a few months ago and it still hasnt fully recovered (granted, it'd probably recover faster without that block...)
the two rules are
>dont be excessively rude (no slurs, yadah yadah you get the idea)
>dont be horny (at worst you'll get decal banned if you accidentally spray a NSFW image or forget to unequip a bad sign)
and both of these are really only because samwiz occasionally posts youtube videos so he probably wants to keep the server clean for if he ever decides to record.
in other words, just hide your powerlevel.
i dont like the rules either but this server is one of the last of its kind.

there's also a bi-weekly event where the mods take everyone to a set of five untested workshop maps while they do a bit on a given theme (wednesday and saturday, starts at 10pm UTC)

Tomislav completely outclass everything in most scenarios, even stock. Giving it bigger damage falloff would be a start but other weapons still need tweaking.

>>544611573
isnt the whole point of the tomislav that you trade off close range damage for long range damage?
>less damage when some unlucky fucker is standing right next to you
>more damage when someone is far away and only taking a part of your bullet spread.

>>544611573
what's worse than it being better than everything is that it plays exactly the same as stock, it's so fucking boring

>>544612327
>Revs up faster
>Still outdps anything but Pyro

It barely counts as downside, if you see another heavy at close range you can just fuck off or get some distance.

they should revert the amby nerfs

>>544612751
they should revert a lot of stuff, but it wouldn't be a bad start

>>544612751
they should put my dick between those shupo asses

>>544612751
that goes without saying
nice shupo btw

they should revert the base jumper

team fortress twupo

>>544613558
i wish...

>+20% damage resistance when above 50% health and spun up

There fixed.

>>544554214
bwo... you can see her ears...

why does gr0k hate us?

>>544613558
they should revert fucking everything. why is the GRU still fucking useless.

>check out the frags from the past two threads
>random crit
>kritzkrieg crits with beggars but only 1 kill
>no airshots
grim

reminder that beggar's is the most braindead weapon for the already most braindead class

wy dont they talk about tf2 on UFR anymore

>>544616889
yeah but it's fun

>>544616383
based

>>544586736
Can no longer keep the jetpack stomp on the detonator

>it's okay because it's le fun hurr durr
Not for me, the one on the other side of the equation.

>>544620001
yeah but it's fun to make you not have fun

>>544616889
To be honest trying to rank Soldier primaries by """skill""" is a pointless exercise. They're all braindead.
>b-b-but muh direct shit-
Easier to frag out with than any weapon wielded by any other class, sad to say

>>544520832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX8btO7gVyU
I like to imagine this scene is how they got their class names (and Scout obviously had to complain)

>>544520832
I always thought the Admin / Ms Pauling sought them out themselves. They all made headlines for themselves
>Scout was the leader of a gang in Boston
>Soldier literally taught himself how to use guns, flew himself to Poland, and went on a killing spree of anyone he thought was a Nazi
>Pyro probably caused a massive fire somewhere
>Demo tried to blow up the Loch Ness monster and killed his adoptive parents by accident
>Heavy single-handedly escaped a gulag
>Engineer is the grandson of Radigan who was already on the payroll and even then probably had headlines about his achievements
>Medic crashed some Prime Minister's wedding and probably was known for being a mad scientist
>Sniper probably killed some high profile dude on a contract or otherwise was known as a Bear Grylls survival type dude
>Spy is supposedly one of the best assassins on the planet (before the comics made the TF team le bad)
Every one of them has a reason for the Administrator to send one of those TV agents to offer them a job in a dark alley

>>544620117
Default stock rocket launcher is the single most high-skill-ceiling weapon in the game and I am 100% serious about that
any hitscan is immediately ruled out cause projectiles requires both aim and predictions. Demo's pipes are a close second but the skill ceiling of that is tied to how you combo it with stickies. Less of the actual weapon itself. But also rocket launchers are used for jumping as well as damage, so there's more things to get good at

Class mechanics like scout's fast movement speed isn't a weapon so doesn't count

>>544621997
peachy luigi bros? did we lose

>>544623085
We lost that official so no luigi you're still winning

>>544621604
>Scout was the leader of a gang in Boston
I thought he was just a guy who got in street fights

>>544623987
>With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray.
He was in a gang with his 7 brothers and eventually became the leader (or at least the fastest)

>>544520832
Yeah basically. They're not shown to be intelligent except for maybe medic and spy. They're just sociopaths that love killing who found an ad probably in some gun magazine and answered.

>>544626140
>except for maybe medic and spy.
How did you forget Engineer

EVROPA brother here.
matchmaking worked perfectly fine. did all my halloween contracts in 2 days. maximum wait time under 5 minutes. servers were always filled with 18+ players

what's the 'sensus on El Mustacho

>>544621604
i had something long typed up, but then i accidentally pressed escape and i dont feel like typing it all up again
so a tl;dr instead,
>dont take what the comics portray at face value about the team's skill
>every merc has at least one trait that makes them exceptionally dangerous killers, even if they're insane or retarded.
>they are arguably one of the best teams when on even ground, its just that they get the bargain bin crap because nobody takes them seriously.
anyways this also got me thinking, wonder if valve will ever give us a TF game where we play as top of the line mercs.