Thread 544719097

pk (player kitty) edition

>things
sailing soon

>im new
shut up

>bad op
kill yourself

previous: >>544495949

sailing HYPE

v bad op

very kill yourself

ive been very gassy and bloated today and its interfering with my runey

>>544719097 (OP)
FUCK SAILING

you should drink a yakult

nuclear engineer reacts to me doing a farm run and digging in my butt

I love two things about my lovely little Runey.
1) It's a distraction from real life.
2) St0ck. <3

sailing more like failing

>>544720831
lol

i just thought of a really funny post but then i backspaced it

Any recommendations for a low-attention grind?

and gaming!

sailing is going to be so peak bros ive been playing the trailer on repeat because i like the song

>>544721239
did you start playing the game today

leave her alone shes saving 666 total for halloween

>>544721334
a couple days ago

>>544721239
are you an iron

>>544721487
nope

why do you guys always say she are there really that many girls here

>>544721439
CUTE!!!!!!

>>544722430
no but its funny

Im dressing up as eren yaeger for halloween

im dressing up fred the farmers house

>>544723021
Can I see?

autumneev dressed up :o

omg is that eel girl baby iron

>>544724203
There's a spider on your head

>>544724567
eek!

*shenny voice* like zoinks scoob

>>544722056
i dunno, if you seriously want like no effort shit i would buy a bunch of runes and cast magic at the crab until i was about 70 or something. high magic level carries the shit out of you at early-mid questing, nothing else feels even remotely close to it. just safespot everything. and high magic is based
also get 43 prayer so you can have protection prayers

her tit's aren't even out. Disappointing.

is there any way to turn the supercompost in my bottomless compost bucket into ultracompost

nah

>sardaco instantly lost few hundred viewers after he went on a main
kek

no one wants to watch an early game main its either endgame main or iron or no viewers

okay

after completing elite CAs do i need to reactivate bigger and badder or do something because i am over 1100 kills without a superior?

I think there's someone in my house upstairs but I'm afraid to check I'm gonna just keep the basement door closed

>>544727912
its called rng and youre just unlucky

how is streamers accepting billions in gp donations not rwt?

because there is
no compensation?
its not a trade

I touch myself at night thinking about that time I gave streamer a stack and he said "thanks bro" on stream

>>544728474
you can give me a stack whenever you want ill thank you profusely

i am currently doing: general graardor for a hilt for a bgs for bosses and stuff. i got some drops after like 700kc of nothing but still no hilt in sight but maybe today it will drop
i am currently listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Osb4k2yyo

>>544728536
just buy it from ge

>>544728715
im an ironman which means my account is unable to use the ge or trade with other players
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Ironman_Mode

>>544728979
https://support.runescape.com/hc/en-gb/articles/360000882638-Remove-Ironman-status

>>544729087
why would i do that when i enjoy playing my ironman account

>>544729257
doesn't look enjoyable to kill bandos that many times

>people are quote-replying

/osg/ is healing

why is he on a main anyways he can just use inferno sim

>>544728979
Hell YEAH brother

>>544729670
i love AI art it's so beautiful with the yellow filter

>>544725289
Thanks. I like magic a lot so that's a good idea. Are regular rock crabs fine or am I missing out by not going to the one that moves every 10 mins or w/e

>>544729987
thank you for making this piece of art it touched me like my uncle

>>544729873
yeah just go to the gemstone crab it's super afk

me as your uncle

>>544729397
i dont really see it as any more or less enjoyable than anything else in this game as everything is some flavor of doing the same thing over and over again even as a main

I'm my own uncle

well I'll be a monkeys uncle

will i get banned for autoclicking

yes so dont even try it buster

>>544730818
don't think so unless you go crazy, i use ahk with thieving and agility but i don't do it for hours and hours

current doings?

>>544731484
Parrot34 and Pirate34

>>544730938
if they performed even rudimentary frequency analysis on your clicks you are gone bud kiss your ass goodbye

>>544731640
they don't though

>>544731594
darn, you caught me, I enjoy jpegs of anime girls

>>544731484
doing your mom lol

I don't "do" your mom, we make love.

osg has lost its whimsy

gz me

>>544731484
doing your mom after that other guy is finished

>>544732516
how

>>544732774
huge ultra mega gz

d3k makes me refer to our coitus as her fucking me

>>544733191
there's no whimsy where there was whimsy before

R E N D I

trying to find a real girl with boy autism is a fools errand

john giggled and slipped it back in

So did Sardaco de iron? Iron troons are a cult.

>>544736628
he just turned his pure into a main

sorry for not posting much lately, im going to bed now but i will make another post tomorrow if i remember

i dont know and i dont care maybe you should ask him instead of asking here

I love this game anons
I have the exact opposite of choice paralysis. I want to do everything in this game. Every time I login I come up with something entirely brand new that I want to do

if you're helmet isn't red, then nobody cares

hey pipe down some of us dont get to have fun as an ironman i am forced to follow bros sailor guide and lablub chart or else i cant open reddit or discord

I die way too often to have a red helmet
I died at least 5 times in the past 2 weeks forgetting to pray ranged when I enter hunnelf's boss fight
I would also forget not being able to death teleport in the wildy and kill myself trying to pick up wines

hello, /osg/
i got recommended this a while ago by someone while looking for a comfy mmo
i tried looking into it but everything seems so overwhelming
i guess im looking for a friend to be my guide
thank you for reading

>>544737738
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Ironman_guide

>>544737738
hi im randy i wont be your guide but i will give you advice: dont play an iron no matter what anyone tells you. its cringe chore gamemode. just play a main and have fun if you are new

>>544737738
beware the resident groomer

Should i give sailing a week after it launches i feel like theres gonna be a major fuck up gonna happen

>hi im randy
holy cornball head ahhhh pack it up unc

>Yama was super fun in Grid Master
>Need a duo in the real game
>I have noone to duo with
Sad

>>544737738
afk combat stats to 99 at gemstone crab and then flip items until you can get basic gear for duo nex and then do duo nex until you have bis and then you can do whatever you want

>>544738614
Dont listen to this tard
Do what you find fun

but you should listen to me, dont play iron. iron is not for new players. you might have fun in the beginning being all new and shit, but then you will stop having fun, and then you will quit

>>544738591
i need yama so ask here later today and ill duo it with you

yama more like obama

so true

I don't think starting out as an iron is a bad idea but definitely don't be afraid to de-iron if you stop having fun with it, no shame in it if you're new

:3

Blindfold on
Earplugs in
Skin removed
It's time for bed osg

>>544739867
um bro what about you're diapers??

Just noticed this, why is there an 80% chance to get nothing? (3 rolls per game, 10 games an hour)

Josh Isnt Guaming

>>544739914
I haven't been diapers for a while

im playing games with my rlgf(girl[vagina{XX}])
>>544739786
ok thats pretty based. big gz

They should bring back the duel arena. I want to watch people loose it all

>>544740145
How's her penis

>>544740240
try reading the post

>sleep 8 hours
>feel like i just pulled an all nighter
i might be dying

>>544740281
It's based and big?

More like womb of amascut

>>544740298
sleep apnea I fear

most likely that but also if you have a really bad bed it could be that too

you guys are giving very conflicting advice regarding ironman
i guess i will just play on my own and try to explore everything at my own pace
thank you for the replies

>>544735968
cut the gordian knot
fuck men
if you're a coward fuck trans men

>>544742251
just read up on what each mode offers and come to your own decision. theres nothing wrong with playing a main or an iron even as a first time player.

>>544742251
Play an ultimate ironman.

me personally im a pure

First level 50 stat

irontrans mode is so bad for new players lfao

Is there any use for chinchonkers after 99 range?

i am a new player playing a pure ironwoman

Is it an ironthey or ironthem

how are people not embarrassed by this?

>>544744532
Zuk without any boss uniques is pretty impressive thoughbeit

0 ehc day

>>544744532
so someone has money they should be ashamed? kek

>>544744532
thats an alt of a player who is much much better than you bitch

>>544745918
you can tank every hit with mage tank

>>544744532
thats my alt

>>544744532
Its called compensation

big fan of that parrot fella

anyone else gay

only half

>>544738846
kys

>>544743617
killing a clan at chaos altar

>>544742251
can i cum on u

chat chat chat birdhouse run into two hour shower into birdhouse run

>doing reddithouses
>Not just having kingdom do it all for you

i dont think kingdom will give her hunter xp

>>544748625
omg are you me thats what i do all day i havent made progress in months

Personally im more of a calciumman than an ironman

>>544750075
i am zincman

>>544742345
>>544735968
a girl told me she was playing retail wow so i said i was playing osrs and i could feel the energy leave every message she sent after it
there's probably like 2% female players. probably 10% if you count transwomen.

why

99 Fletching soon.
99 Attack soon.
Full Bucket soon.
Nothing but positives going into November.

ion give a fort lil bro

need my bucket filled rn fr

i keep getting the wrong 1/100 drops from basement cyclopses and it's really starting to depress me

a strong ironman/ironwoman stands up for him/herself

a stronger ironman/woman stands up for everyone else

can i get a good drop now please????? ffffucking heck

so apparently smex kitten the pedo who brags about molesting kids for years is still in 4clan and the only rule was not being a pedo, nice one joke of a clan

Tempted to make an ir*n but just play gigacasual and just do quests nd shit until sailchads save the game

i did not get the drop today

2025
>dabs on homosexuals
>dabs on mtx
2026
>reverts body type update
>reverts women guard update
>renames every al karidian to Ali and adds the lost desert treasure NPC that scream “allahu allahu zamorak” and then turns into a demon and one shots you

>>544762719
Pic related

I want karamjans to be renamed jungle savages again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxycgF9S6UU
what in the goddamn

^-^

I'm about to do my first master clue scroll ancient wizards fight
Are they actually dangerous

awooga lol

>>544770624
theyll definitely kill you if you dont know what youre doing

>>544770751
well I beat them but they gave me a clue step that requires 70 agi so I guess they inflicted a form of damage I wasn't prepared for

me personally I died to the wizard trio in leagues

No more late night calls with st0ck :( school work has piled up too much i have to take a break from the game sorry girls

ohhhh i get it lol awooooga becauase the trees look like gigantic bolted on tits with hard nips >:)

the double r in beaverrpu bothers me

>>544763116
RONTERY THENG IS FRIANAYK

>>544775074
can i please join your discord rsn midzy

reminder that meriipu hates irons and wants us all to get banned

>>544777804
based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based

>>544777804
merifart shart doesnt even raid

i raided with meriipu on several occasions

and she would be so valid for that but thats not what that says if you read

ironman but I don't do tob or nex and my yama kills take 5 minutes

>>544778163
incorrect

>>544779654
150 isn't a raid sharter

>>544743617
can use black chins at tob and kree

>>544779760
she could do tob if she wanted to

not that anon but I have done 300s

i trapped her in a corner on kephri accidentally and she survived til the end lmfao

>>544780036
can't do inferno can't do colo

>>544780336
if you have seen her gameplay you know she is easily capable of doing anything in the game if she wanted to spend the time

for me it's wildy slayer

>>544780559
i saw the gameplay they "pk" by camping ballista and standing in webs for 20 ticks

>>544777804
i dont see whats unreasonable about that post

>>544780983
woah how did you know where to go

>>544781174
you can look at the statues to see which one does not rattle

>>544783949
it is not a replacement

>>544783949
gnochuddy is going for bowfa on new hcim so gg

>>544784040
because noob content gets views

>>544784656
no it's because he literally ran out of atlatl darts before as he got his spooned bowfa

gnoflunkey is a jobber

you can fletch alt darts now

you could easily double all agi exp gains and still have people wanting to kill themselves doing it

>>544785323
nobody is spending 50 hours at stalkers you dumb faggot ctfu

you don't need unlimited darts you just need enough to spoon tbow
plus totems gives dragon arrow tips so you don't need to die at colosseum

3t atl vs bowfa 4t. Atl hella bad at warden

after starting an ironman playing on my main isnt fulfilling

you mean like in the way that having an rsso is fulfilling?

i wish i had an rsso

after starting a main playing on my ironman isn't fulfilling

>>544780983
nice cheat plugins telling you what to do

>>544789206
questhelper cope

This is your mother. I'm disgusted at the way you are talking this thread. Take a shower and come upstairs, I need to discuss this with you

>the year is 2025
>there are still people that unironically think runelite is cheating

>>544790203
how isnt it? learn the game and dont be a bitch

>>544791058
I hardly use any plugins at all, not even true tile or markers and I still think it's retarded to say this

what happened to VAYNE V4 that guy was a gamer god

you never see a top tier player complain about plugins its always some 1k total level that has never even touched end game content

when sardaco fails to achieve inferno cape by the end of the year on his main with unlimited money will he finally admit that his fragile ego is out of control?

>>544791564
but how is it not? literally lets you see through walls , where to click and solve for you it is nothing but advantages that let you cheat the game

https://x.com/miaowson/status/1982348189861921076
should i sign up

do you think john dad will ever get a quiver or does his busy lifestyle of working parenting and shitting up osg 15 hours a day not leave him any time to practice

>>544792143
plugins aren't allowed to give you any information that you can't figure out for yourself and memorize

well if you werent 1k total level and actually did end game content instead of just watching other people do it youd realize pretty fast that plugins arent cheating

mm boaty doesnt use many plug ins
at least not any fraud tier ones
so they are cheating

bo skeleton rp

at 54 do I just mash Agility pyramid for a week or what

pyramid fucking sucks until like 70 and by then it's almost pointless

>>544792561
have you not done any pvm? cheat plugins dominant and make all pvm way easier. nylo room for example will automatically menu entry swap you clicks on stacks, highlight aggressive nylos and hide pillars and tiles and teammates so visibility isn't a problem at all. that's not something you can just figure out it's literally just cheating

>>544794104
nobody in my group does this and we have no problems in that room, you're just complaining about nothing

>>544793669
so what, brimhaven straight to 70? jfc

>>544794492
I think the actual reason is you didn't know this existed not that you chose to not use it

>wahhh the most gatekept content in osrs is made more accessible wahhhh
how will wdr recover

nigga really watched a video of sweaty tryhard speedrunners that take every single advantage they can get and went holy shit this is how everyone plays the game even though i never did this content before im now an expert

>I didn't know about it or use them so it's not a problem
these are basic tob plugins everybody on 416 uses

I was visiting new osg clan and the clan leader is somebody I talked with years ago and hes completely unhinged. How did this even happen

i splashed my ice barrage and whisperer just 1shot me??????????????

I have never had my barrage splash across thousands of whisperer barrages

it's awakened so more defense i guess ggs

>>544796083
also lol this sounds like a japanese manga/anime title

the only person ive ever seen actually cheat with plugins was gnomemonkey and he cried about it and tried to defend it as not cheating before jagex banned the part of the plugin he was using because it was cheating

>>544794597
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Agility_training

I remember toa on release nobody could do the puzzle rooms because there was no cheat plugins for it

boaty could

what else can boaty do

does this bitch ever stream or what

you should start randy we all would be in support and encourage you who knows maybe this could be your big break if you draw enough eyes you have quite the reach anyways and are very charming and witty so it would be easy for you i would think

>>544798958
im streaming right now

Should I level attack to 60 before starting to focus on strength? Basically what should I prioritize for leveling.

>>544801046
strength will let you hit higher which means more exp when you train attack

>>544801046
you should buy a whip and put it to controlled for an easy afk to 99 all combat stats

>>544801128
Yes, but if he got 60 attack he could get a good weapon which would offer even higher hits (and accuracy)

>>544801046
It shouldn't take more than a few hours to hit 60 attack, just power through to then, then focus solely on Strength until diminishing returns start kicking in (when it's like 500k xp for a level, at which point you might as well just level Attack more to get even stronger weapons)
In general though, when not counting weapons and just focusing on the stat itself, Strength >>> Attack. The accuracy difference from the stat is rather slim, and higher hits = much more dps

>>544801343
also this is terrible advice don't do this

1 billion osrs gp
all im asking in return is for d3s x account (formerly twitter)
any takers?

>>544803367
this is rwt

gp first and we got a deal add me rsn midzy

do you mean your rsn is midzy or your rsn is rsn midzy the way you said it was ambiguous

>>544801707
>>544801128
Thanks, I think I will do Attack since there's also some weapon at 50 I can't remember the name of that's supposed to be a decent dmg increase from rune scimmy

>>544801914
troll detected
>>544801343
this is great advice do this

>>544801046
str to 50
atk to 60 for dragon weaponry
str to 99

>>544804715
Thx anon

lmfao i got awak levi kill and died after

>handed in 1050 Brimhaven agility tickets
>400k xp in mere seconds
Seeing all those 75k xp drops at once felt like I was back in Gridmaster lol

just realized we didnt even get a halloween login screen this year mod north L

>>544804715
>>544804801
Keeping your attack that far behind your strength level is dumb.
There are some very important weapons at 65 and 70 attack, and then 80/82, but even then, it's only really if you're going to be fighting 1 defence monsters the entire way to 99 in one grind, which is also lame.

no locket fuck my rigor chud life

>Almost 250k in arrows in less than an hour of just picking them up while hitting gem crab
Nice

>>544805548
hope you wore your karamja gloves 4

at what level of slayer is it alright to start dragonslayer 1 without bricking my account

sighh
another halloween night
where i make myself pee white

>>544810341
99

I report every bot in LMS and they don't get banned FUCK you jagex

dressing up as a husky for halloween and then going to d3s

How to get freaks in the 4clan cc muted: A comprehensive guide.

Preamble
4clan has a logger running in the clan chat at all times. Everything anyone says is recorded and is viewable from their discord server at any time. When someone gets muted, sometimes there will be messages in the report log with the name starred out. These messages are messages that were made by the reporter (This could be you!!!). By cross referencing these report logs with the chat logs from their discord, they can figure out who the reporter was, and ban them. Getting banned is pretty inconvenient, so this guide is based on getting around this as much as possible.

Step 1: Guest in the cc, or better yet, join the cc as a full fledged member
Step 2: If you're going to be reporting this session, do not say anything no matter what, unless....
Step 3: If you are directly addressed, respond. You can say anything, it doesn't matter. If you don't they will ban you (even though you could literally just be afk taking a dump). You have now spoken in the chat so you must not report anyone for the next hour or so or else your messages will appear in the report log and you will be caught.
Step 4: Someone said a no-no! Report them for offensive language, and then unless you're confident someone else is going to say a no-no word too you should just leave the cc for a while if you are a guest to conceal your tracks.
NOTE: Choose your targets! If its just a low level account it probably isn't worth reporting them and having to leave. Who you really want are the juicy high level mains who do raids.

To reduce suspicion, you can talk sometimes. Just don't report anyone for a good while before or after you do that. If you are directly addressed you have to speak anyway, so this is a good opportunity to talk a lot and reduce the suspicion. If you really don't have anything to say to these freaks (who can blame you!) just post about poop or something, you will fit in.

>>544811592
what clan is st0ck in

>>544811674
st0ck was exiled from 4clan and is a free agent

>>544812121
is he single can you ask him to turn his private on

my privates are always on

is it true that you know who did you know what backwards style

Lesser and Greater Demons sucked ass for slayer tasks but Black demons feel super comfy and rewarding in comparison

i want to frot with st0ck

everytime fishing trawler starts ppl post fractions in public chat can anyone tell me what they mean? I'd ask there but im finna get clowned on for asking

chat I almost osg-posted in public chat but I stopped myself because what I was about to type might have been a smidge too spicy for public chat

>>544820218
Unironically, humiliation ritual.
X / Y where X is the amount of pieces of the angler outfit they have in Y amount of trips.

1/11

>>544820972
happy birthday

>>544820907
ohh okay, thanks

is every1 tricker treating

no but we are having halloween movie night in the cord

>>544821501
another year of no children coming to my house

87/56

thats probably for the best

thats gotta b shenny

cool the vibes just got gaped thats awesome

>leader of the black knights is named lord daquarius
how is this okay

>>544822726
why is he not allowed to have a name?

reddit is desperately trying to ruin the last oldschool skill agility and rs3ify it like all other skills have been

>>544822838
thats like naming someone from the wushanko isles ching chang or naming everyone in al kharid ali

john dad is taking my kids trick or treating hes such a chill normal guy

emm does that mean you had s*x to create those O/////O

i want to start a baseball team with d3k

why did my 30k mithril bars suddenly sky rocket in price, do you need mith for sailing?

>she isnt using the bruhladsailor sailing prep spreadsheet guide
its over

speak english you fucking troglodyte

the sea monster scared the bejesus out of me and nearly destroyed my vessel

eep!

can anyone in here get me in contact with d3ks its urgent eel girl i know you lurk here still please its a matter of life or death

death? spooky!

this is my post

love it! keep up the good work

wish someone was loving my post rn fr

sailing is just a way to backdoor more mid game irontrans slop into the game and calling it content

>>544744532
wait don't you need to do jad before you can do zuk? how is it at 0 jad?

it only shows jad kc if you have 5+ kc

>>544827648
what other bosses have that arbitrary requirement? also please quote when you answer questions so i know someone replied to my post thank you

not sure and no

>>544827867
who are you talking to?

well im not sure it could be anyone as this is an anonymous website

did they remove the tech where you can fill the compost bin and farm the allotment patch at the same time

d3ks kills 3dks lol (daggonoth kings osrs )

4chan really needs to bring back poster counts, this thread is embarrassing

just ask jarvis to nlp profile a count

holy smokes

why are her head and neck the same width like a worm

worm gf...

@grok analyze sex of that image

did you know the little band on a worm is called the clitellum

clitellum i hardly know em

remember when osg actually had meetups and felt like a community

no i just got here a week ago

>>544830751
whats your rsn hahah i dont bite XD

about a week ago lol

i dont bite.. hard >:3 >>544830751

Poorfag with 500k. Anything I can buy to increase melee dmg on gemstone? Trying to get 55 attack for sulphur daggers

youre not relaly a poorfag so much as a newfag

>>544830580
I think I was too zooted out to show up to this one

meriipu is a stoner idiot freak

>>544831168
would you have used your pmod powers to mute midzy when she called jaycutie a troon freak who should kill herself in public chat

So you're telling me that the man that created a splinter cc to get rid of cc reporters and pedophiles (two types of people that had him frothing at the mouth) ended up being both a confirmed cc reporter AND a self-admitted pedophile himself?

no im telling you a shrimp fried this rice

>>544831724
LOL

>>544831724
omg

this is why we dont affiliate ourselves with either clan itt

How come bludgeon only gives str xp? Is there a good reason for this?

I frew up

i lasted a few months but i had to renew these captchas are unsolvable unless you have a maths phd

i can only last like a minute or two at most

im not renewing until they start accepting payments in fiat again

they dont have letters in maths they use numbers

you can use a credit card again i did

ok chat bed

@meriipu you like nintendo speedruns right i like this guy very nice voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpJCEr2H2Q
i watch it while i runey subject of this thread

do you think theyre going to make chinchumpkins in to a real thing

the clogger lobby is moving to block any new additions to treasure trails so no

>>544833221
i wanna fuck sayob irl

>>544832953
oh yay thanks

>>544833260
this is too carl sagan documentary for me but it is like falling asleep to material

can i use monkey pngs for buying 4chan pass one day theyre going to be worth trillions

about a week ago week ago

its been

d3ks aka d333cay aka beybladee

the very first kill

cmon thats shenny

sailing beeta
superbuh

is that name a capn jazz reference?

are you there

they had krempton on the dota 2 shirt

its the scariest night of the year in runescape

allegedly

scary!!

walked into that thing oops

how even does this happen

im getting an abby whip again today

midzy and st0ck linked up and for this reason I will murder midzy

tiniest words that speak a lot to be honest

One more griddy tile left

I drank a white monster and it turned me into one

i think i will do an herb run today

why flax instead of cotton

i just finished my herb run personally

go home charlie and dont show youre golden armor to anybody until you get there

i need d3k to do to me what queen marika does to okabe rintaro in that video

heh

d3ks is by all accounts a nice girl

gru voice: hello gorls

gru as the unicorn in underground pass

desperate for pussy voice: d3ks is by all accounts a nice girl

im half gay

i moved my neck weirdly and it made my tongue itchy

assuming you do the quest for sailing can you just use tears of guthix afterwards for ez 11k xp?

d3k tuna bagel

meet me in the barracuda trials........if u dare.....

according to chatgpt the chances of not killing a 45hp olm mage hand in 6 hits with these stats is literally 1 in a million so i just used up 3 3rd age pickaxe pulls worth of rng just to get fucked in the ass

i just asked grok and he said your gay

actually im half gay i just said that

If i got a 3rd age pick on my helmie i would keep it as a flex

>>544845305
no because you only roll for third age when you open the casket, so the odds are honest.

You are rolling for bad luck rng every time you play the game with an infinite number of variations of "fucked over rng" and only notice you're rolling when it inevitably hits. its dishonest odds.

half gay daughter or half straight son

dr pepper son or pepsi max daugther in runescape

quirk chungus ahh blud

can you ask chatgpt or grok how do i rizz up d3k

leaf me alone, im bushed!

hi bushed im pickel rick

I did some pretty hardcore agi today and got 170k exp
kinda disheartening to know that I don't get a faster training method and there's still 400k to go unril I get quests with 70

yo im pickle rick
its no pickle trick

that's old school for ya! hahahahahah

>have bots
>both supplies and gear cheaper
>ban bots
>supplies skyrocket and gear crashes even harder
we did it reddit

nooo my fake money has lost its fake value ahhh

how is it fake when i can transfer it for real money in real life

if you were a man id kick your ass

what are you gonna do to me instead hehe

>>544848513
you're supposed to be listing bad things
also all my prices for supplies/gear have remained the same (ironmeme btw)

>>544830580
why the fuck would anybody meetup from this general when there's some schizo who spams every namefag in the last five years

>>544848783
squirk off its real to me

girls i'm never gonna get awakened whisperer
even the last stand cheese method is
>do the orbs tick perfectly every time
i can't

for me im going to get the kourend and kebos medium diary

you literally have like 5 ticks extra on orbs you stupid idiot

love it when the whisper's invisible hitbox is right over the fucking orb i need to click

lost souls is the easiest, i can do that
pillars is the second easiest, i can do that
the one i'm having trouble with is the hardest

theres a little dancing skeleton on my osg

for me i just have my usual kiryu on my osg

did you know you could get married to kiryu or even zhao

no i cant because im not in an anime video game im in real life

im a runey in a runey world

welp i gooned

Is 15 orbs enough to try whisperer? I haven't done levi yet either

The 2 orbs in my pants are more than enough you just gonna reach for em

dont let that lecherous hag orbzy hear

i've spent 18 orbs on the whisper bitch

you should be farming orbs in griddy and practicing there

i got 0 orbs not even got the ones betwixt my legs left

i have 2 orbs on my chest and two orbs in my eye sockets different orbs andddd my brain is somewhat orbular

I perfer the amount orbs to be under 18

yeah we all know your brain is smooth as an orb lmao

imagine d3k sucking you dry

karamjans plan to raid faladorian food stores

slimed out a jiddler

for someone who understands the osrs economy
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Heavy_ballista

why is this 2x high alch price?
I'm looking at the "Used in recommended equipment" and it's not used anywhere. and the ammo for it is 900gp each javelin
why ballista
why not alch it?

anyone vibing

depends what kind of vibing

im vibe coding yeah

what are you coding

system levels tests for new features and pipelines to auto build packages

oh okay . thats nice

sardaco ahh unc

Yeah so OKAY

I MAY not have the biggest BOSS LOG in history, but you KNOW what???

All those numbers you DONT see are ALL the times I BLED, I CRIED, I TRIUMPHED. Yeah okay? sorry they dont have a LOG but you dont get to see the tears I cry!

Yeah w/e.

wait faux isn't actually bald? he just shaved his head for a sub challenge?

Man i was happy as a kid clicking on rocks but now i need like a youtube video going on another game playing to satisfy my autism

i dont have youtube i just listen to songs

i do that too but sometimes ill forget im watching something and ill play in complete silence for hours

/osg/ hcgim halloween selfie :3

will my mouse double clicking cause issues when I train sailing?

girl just buya new mouse

d3k mom d3k sister or d3k daughter

when you are old and your reaction time gets slower do you think they'll release a old oldschool runescape where the tick timer is 1.8 seconds

I would but every time I do it starts double clicking after a year. It's so tiring. I play most of my games with a controller, and use a custom program I made to block double clicks, but good old jagex would ban me if I had it running.

what are you doing to your mice are you like cumming in them or what

suggestion for the November osg wotm: curmudgeonly

cum-mudengoensly more like it

God I love F2P
I might never leave now that i can stack 5 whole clues :)

is that you in the picture

yes..

whatever im bored can someone post cock

>>544861867
why do you people play with that absolutely fucked texture scaling on

>>544863347
thanks, now I can unsee

>>544863463
just turn off whatever plugin that is and use stretched mode plugin with 100% scaling integer mode

i can't go online on main because someone I have added on there will DM me and I'll have to reply because I feel bad ignoring their attempts at starting conversation -.- so instead i will simply not login.

ok

wintertodt and succession night in the clan

log in and remove them and set private to friends

im not joining because i dont like wintertodt

I did the awakened whisperer on the 4th try

>>544863347
I ignore it like i ignore the smoke detector chirping

is the doom charged staff better than shadow?

>>544865982
At zulrah

C H E S T B R A H

it won't work because they are in the clan and have mutuals it's a disaster desu being locked out of your own account on a Saturday this is how and why extroverts mess everything up

People say this is a particularly bad thread within the vg-sphere, so give me an example of a great thread for me to compare it to.

just leave clan chat

the whole point of the game is to get drops that make the whole clan fill up the chat with scrambles letters in excitement and jealousy for you

okay then just dont reply to the person who cares

trueeeee i'm gonna loogin fuckit thankuuuu

>>544869229
any other thread

Got to 62 Agi and have a quick question. My aim is 70 so obviously not even halfway there, but I've unlocked second floor sepulchure. I've done none of the Myreque quests.

Is the upgreded exp/h worth going through the questline

>>544871139
not really but you should do the quests anyways

>see a foot pics channel
>uhh what
>oh wait it says loot pics

I thought the admin had become a degenerate gooner for a moment there

ironman mode would be better if i could buy red spider eggs

ironwomen aren't here to please you

get that through your head. we're not objects.

>>544874510
welcome to my lair................. heh heh heh....... enjoy your stay.....!

nasty bug bitch *stomps on you*

i ice barrage and then have my way with ironwomen

>>544874510
Literally go kill the spidines in the tower of life and get the sardines from ececteria

>>544875396
literally suck my freaking penis stupid bitch

>>544875457
woah

Almost there chat.

its giving pick me

>>544875457
can i see

Im at 60 attack and 60 strength, should I level to 70 attack first for the whip?

youll get 99 strength passively so you should finish fishing first

>>544880004
most obvious botted post of all time

0.5 ehc day

I did awakened leviathan without shadow spells

>>544881653
same but only cause i forgot

same but only because i used an auto prayer script

oh nice btw whats ur rsn

kill snacco

im going to get the drop today

>>544880224
>>544880004
i miss wehn rainbow wasnt a symbol of hate and it was just a cool weather effect...........

nene.....

heard some drama happened at the halloween ball last night anyone care to spill the tea :eyes_emoji:

i was watching the new lemmino video and i was wondering if an alien is going to see my runey progress and fucked up gaum sessions in a billion years

i thught delve is like those box opening minigames for midgame ppl but apparentl its gives good maga weapons for me hmmmmmmmmmmmm

qughhhh now i have anxiety cuz idk what content to do now theres so much.........

i hate when that happens to me so instead i just log out and dont make any progress

manifesting a 3 ehc day

what's ehc

got my first ever wyrm task in slayer. The safespot is comfy, I'm gonna get 65 ranged here!

efficient hours caged

anyone wanna hop in the cord and watch death sentence with kevin bacon with me

omg pog pog pog

>>544891193
when meriitoa

What is this?

a shroom phallus

how do i stop these from getting into my inventory without my consent

>>544742251
play a "main" for enough time to see how participating in the economy incentivizes you to do things you don't truly want to, like having a job

then reroll an ironman and with your enlightened perspective never look back because now you are playing the entire game

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, stupid lower right tiles. I can't swap the two that need to be swapped.

>>544756079
got my ddef in 37 kills
got my zaxe in 72 kills
just thought id let you know where your luck went (to me, thx)

>>544893905
u need to tuck the tile you want to swap away from the 2x2 area you're rotating, then keep rotating the 2x2 area until you can rotate the pieces back in reverse order

fucking hell i keep getting scroll boxes i hate skilling so much

>>544894632
you can turn them off by talking to a guy in the lumbridge bar

>>544894467
Thanks, the issue was I had 16 and 15 in the wrong place, no wonder I couldn't get the rest to line up.

omg sailing is so soon im not prepared

why do you have to prepare to cancel your subscription i dont get it

not all of us are miserable like you

you will be when you realize you have to interact with it to reobtain your max cape

wtf did i just read

theorywiseos and jimmy said sailing was going to be good so im going to trust them

a wow refugee and someone who doesnt even play osrs
that matters about as much as john dads friends

sailing more like
shitling

even with sex ed kids dont know a dang thang aboot vagene

I'm so sick of my shitty wagie job, bros.. Coming home to play OSRS is all I have to look forward to each day. My body hurts and the co-workers are cruel.
What kind of an existence is this

fembucket

for me its the opposite work is an escape from my runey that is plagued by dryness and headache but i come back to it like a beaten wife.....

heyy can i hit aha

ure the only reason my hearts beating

hi guys i havent logged in since varlamore part 1 what did i miss
did you miss me

no
jk xx

awh

oh i missed you... i think about you guys all the time actually

did any1 miss me i dont play much now adays

stop stealing my thing make your own joke loser poser thief

meanie mode bitch go back away

u guys are well cute x

okay yes im sorry but im serious what has happened since varlamore...

idk
im waiting for sailing then ill re sub so i can remax

fuck ass bob ahh blud

im tired boss

>>544901751
you look cute what is your rsn dear

>>544901940
what exactly are you doing

>>544902153
trying to afk wc and my game keeps spawning this junk in my inv

>>544902371
i think u can turn it off? u can for fishing and mining

i wish the game could make my junk spawn in your inventory if you catch my drift

my ign is riveliah now i think

oh my days are u a real girl

uhm i guess but i have a boyfriend who is also real so i really just wanna know about whats new

gtfo whore

ethrana really abandons us like a dying dog on the side of the road flaunts her boyfriend in our faces and demands information i cant believe this

hes really nice actually ive been trying to get him to play osrs with me so we can make a group ironman and a group ironwoman but hes not sold yet

my cats litterbox stinks

its ok i have a boyfriend too im actually taken
so dont message me again

did j1mmy fall off because he fell down the alt right pipeline?

please guys im sorry about abandoning you but you were starting to get really mean about me

j1mmy fell off because flutten is cheating on him and posting nudes in 4chan osg old school runescape general

oh i did that too

omfg where

>>544904298
You're shitposting but I'll reply honestly. I think he's getting burnt out and doesn't have any direction since he got his quest cape. All of his friends are leaderboard players and he's just a gamer, so he doesn't really play with them any. He's also clearly more politically charged, which is the focal point of your shitpost. The Settled group clearly tries to be apolitical and probably leans left so he's getting alienated a little more. Political beliefs aside, anyone who openly idolizes Asmongold like J1mmy does should probably be avoided. Not because of poltical alignment, but because it's bizarroworld anti-intellectual slop that unironically rots your brain and mob-ifies you.

is he actually right wing
i watch his videos but right wingers would kill me irl if you know what i mean

>>544905547
probably not any more than your typical uninformed twitch consumer
he'd probably flip his beliefs the moment he gets parasocial with someone else that's on the other side

leave it to the asmongold chud to post pictures of his gf for other men to enjoy

worm bf...

need a right wing bf so i can spit on him and punch him for saying mean things about my kind online

>>544904298
he was never anything but a aliexpress nakeyjakey.

chat I had a monster now I am rattling

>>544905427
>asmongold
you unlock a higher level of existence once you realize every big streamer is just an average regular hard working guy who puts on a clown persona for the algorithm and spends more time than you can think on constructing said clown persona. its not different from oprah or doctor phil.

yeah but oprah gives everyone in the audience lifetime osrs membership or a new bugatti what have j1mmy and asmongold done for us lately

i like his soundcloud rap

made me laugh a little i guess its not a bugatti but its something

hello friends. is the halloween event hard? where do i even start it..

>>544907217
Sure, but I also don't watch Oprah or Dr Phil because that's also low-brow slop for midwits and retards.

osrs could have an area like this reserved for holiday events i dont want satanism in my overworld

>>544907825
he probably idolizes asmongold as a content creator not because his clown persona, which is just a constantly evolving amalgamation of "slop" that nobody in their right mind takes seriously or cares about besides the algorithm cattle. its no different from people who are overtly interested in politics when in the end everything is just an ocean of noise and meaningless slop drivel sold by master clowns as a way of advancing ones career and attaining higher status. just like big streamers.

>>544908379
holy shit is this j1mmy

>>544777804
the biggest revelation coming from this is that sheh as a r*ddit and that (you) use it too

>>544908854
besides the fact we both have failed music careers, i doubt i'm j1mmy

there should be godspells for the non-main 3 gods

>>544909631
the problem is godspells have been dead content for almost two decades the mage arena is useful but the cape is the only thing that is worth the time
ancients are and always will be the meta, they made them too strong in the first place so there isn't much room to expand magic without a heavy numbers crunch
as it's always been, the problem is that in a clicker game like osrs optimization is inevitable and fun or aesthetic choices were lost by playerbase before runescape became "high detail"
it would be an absurd undertaking and the community would hate it, but this posts reminded me that jagex really should try to crunch all combat and rebalance so tiers actually have value and you aren't just rushing to T70 as fast as possible

j1mmy's f2p series was funny, it's one of the reasons i started playing
his video essays are boring
his questing series is retard, hurr durr i'm doing hours upon hours of quests and you should be watching this for some reason SPACEBAR NIGGA
i've noticed from his interviews will wow players that he's pretty socially awkward. odablock is sort of the same way, very charismatic and entertaining in front of a camera, but just really bad at riffing with other people
savik said when he met him he seemed high and didn't talk much

>>544910221
Maybe you have mage arena 3 give you free godspell casting and perma-charge effect and it just becomes a cheap low-inventory relatively hard hitting option

robin hood should have a quest line

>redditors: zamorak isn't evil just misunderstood
>zamorakians:

only lore i care about is the penguin lore

>>544912235
did you even stop to think that maybe his own followers are the ones that misunderstand him?????

>>544912515
see this is what I've been always talking about. hitler isn't a bad guy. there was a picture of him with a dog once
it's all the neo nazis giving him a bad name

>>544912235
RuneScape's lore is perfectly campy and whimsical. Having an evil god that's evil because he's red and summons demons is on brand. Trying to over digest RS lore like it's a bethesda game is silly.

about to get my first imbued cape
which team should I represent? zammy sara or guthix

why do i feel like these threads are just the same 7 people talking to themselves

just levi for blorva.. wish me luck.. any tips?

zammy looks the best

Thank you Jagex for letting me powerlevel Str/Att to 60 and 58 from 44 while I just play Arc Raiders and make sure to move to the next crab location

New render-er broke the floor.

>>544915969
is it any good

whats the gemstone crab thats new since varlamore 1 can someone please explain

>>544916343
1 big crab with 0 def 0 damage resistance
lives exactly 10 minutes at a time
cave next to it goes to next rotation

you attack crab, afk, click to go to the next spawn, repeat. 3/4ths exp so not optimal but best AFK method

waow do you get gems from it

>>544910913
i listened to him sperging to sardicko potentially deironing live the other day its baffling to me these socially inept stoners have people that follow them around praising their opinions because they can do quests in a 24 year browser game reminds me of most wow players tbhdesuanime

i am dating my girlfriend d3kS

thats nice im married to my wife eel girl

>>544917823
i bet you dont even know the eel girls rsn

dont mean to toot my own horn but i was the first person to ever call her eel girl >>496527021

>>544918072
that's exactly what you meant to do

whose love is strongest the eel girls love for d3ks meriipus love for leagues or john dads obsession with papamichael

my love for (You)

midzys love for ksoles

pretend that you love me

i do love you anon

thanks keep it up

everyone on osg is finding love except me...

>>544916225
I am having a lot of fun, but I've only been playing squads of 3 with 2 friends. Idk if it would be as enjoyable solo, but the foundation is pretty solid. Fun gunplay / movement, great soundscape, good variety between maps.

18 days until the death of osrs

im in love with the grindset

need rsbf to jerk off on cam for

dont you mean jill off? or do you mean rsgf

>>544898946
So did we get any answers to this or...?

need rsbf to jerk off on cam for osg

>>544923883
hi

sorry no

will today be the day i finally beat awakened whisperer in griddy?

>>544925026
what are you having problems with?

i can't get all the orbs in time and lose too much sanity

>>544925515
just leave it activated and shift click to the orbs
use true tile

with ring of recoil and a normal hat do you think this will be good enough for a solo zulrah attempt?
80 mag 73hp and not really done any bossing content aside from the rrat

>>544925724
i'll keep trying i've used 18 orbs on this bitch

>>544926012
my first zulrah kill was with flames of zammy and ahrim's you'll be fine

lets speculate about sailing! osrs first skill in 12 years!
what are you hopes and goals for launch

>>544913370
I like that simplicity too. RS3 ruined it by adding (or expanding on) a dozen other gods, and adding shades of grey bullshit to the others.

>akchually Saradomin is... le fascist!!
Sick of shades of grey in everything. I like how in OSRS it's still just "red guy = bad, demons = bad".

>>544912515
>betrays his friend, his leader, his GOD, in pursuit of power
>"he a good boy he dindu nuffin, he just misunderstood"
it's okay to like Zamorak but let's not pretend he's anything than kind of a cunt

>>544926012
Use a twinflame staff.

did d3 really say we were bad for her mental health

most delicious faladorian meal

>>544926340
Okay, I'll give it a shot after underground pass
>>544926554
Twinflame with normal mage book or do I bang out wintertodt for the fire book

use a dps calc

>>544926012
I used similar gear for my diary kill, and honestly I really struggled with Zulrah. I'm not a massive shitter, but I just couldn't 'get' Zulrah, it's fucking hard, it's needlessly punishing (getting slammed for 40s while praying correctly, minions hitting weirdly hard, venom, the Jad phase being tricky to wrap your head around)

Make sure you've got a stockpile of Recoils, and if you need to get the prayer scrolls anyway maybe consider going for the Twinflame, I hear that kicks butt there.

what does calc mean

john dad is really chill actually if you get to know him

>>544927470
>but I just couldn't 'get' Zulrah
The problem is that the guides are shit and go into so much unnecessary detail about the rotations.
The best I saw was the king condor guide, where he said "If zulrah moves from one of the outside spots to one of the middle spots, swap sides", and that solves like 95% of shit without having to autistically memorize rotations ahead of time.

>>544927639
calcium

>the grid is shaking
omg if settled had said rattling there I would have died

>>544926350
>expectations for launch
4 hours downtime, followed by 4 hours where only non-Jagex account players can actually log in

>hopes for launch
I really hope Sailing is fun. But I especially hope it's not a convoluted mess, I have a fear they might pull a launchday Forestry (remember when it had like 15 unique items needed to do the events? before they deleted all that shit)

>goals for launch
I'll probably keep doing my current grinds and wait for the tweaks a week after launch tbqh

grid mode sucked ass

was gonna do a quick CoX but some d3k reject kept insisting on no prep like ok king go off die to vasa again i guess
ToB is literally unplayable unless you're in some weird dad clique, Midzy and st0ck have a whole discord where they only let in people who send shirtless pics. I’m not joking. (I didn’t get in.)
and ToA is just walking simulator for ironmen who think 300s are personality traits, like congrats John Dad you solo'd wardens again do you want a medal or a girlfriend or both??

idk i’m just a girl i just want to do a cute little raid and maybe wear my bgs around do you all feel?

>>544927791
i haven't done a ton of zulrah yet but my rule of thumb is kill him before jad phase and failing that hide behind a pillar because i don't know which attack is coming out first

if you see a vasa boss just leave turn private off

>>544926020
you can leave it activated you just have to not waste too many ticks just go boom boom boom between them
if you have the timelier tile pack the most north tiles on the east side for the tentacle skip also force the lateral 3 tentacles to spawn in a way that you can skip them using the L tiles

>>544927791
Yeah that didn't help things, that advice would have helped me a lot actually.
I'm sure after doing enough Zulrah you'd eventually understand the rotations, but when you're there for literally one kill, it is information overload.

the biggest and most successful psyop on this site is that 4chan hates reddit

Steve Huffman, Alexis Ohania, Zun and Cristopher Poole literally shared a dorm
>>544908873

>>544928554
proof

stuntin on these haters
ball hard d waders

st0ck please turn your private on so i can rizz

i will not be doing that

anyone wanna go to the park and play four square

i got a script that's going to find the most profitable new resources and skilling methods as soon as sailing merch hits the ge

that looks like a config file not a script

it's the data for the script

wait whisperer is a siren, don't sirens bang sailors?

word on the street is d3ks coming back for sailing

>>544931767
good morning sir

why is she d3ks what the freak is the s

personally im just gonna have fun with sailing when it comes out

Im really excited for sailing

will we be able to use tears of guthix on release for sailing? Also wtf is this retarded ass new capcha

what if they added necromancy but it was just summoning stronger and stronger thralls

what if they added a vtubing skill

>>544930793
are cherry bombs turned on or off

if you were a man id kick your ass

what if they added chemistry and we had to cook meth to pay for the wise old mans cancer treatment in a new grandmaster quest

did shortys quit

what if they added a job skill and you got xp for getting a job in real life

when she has a black freckle in the hazel of her eye

if they added that i would quit personally

im anglerfishing while gooning to egirls and playing a 2nd game on my main monitor

which egirls what game what monitor

asmr kind of egirls

why egirls is there not something better to goon to

no

i have my doubts

ive relapsed back into my amateur lesbos arc so

for me its the d3 sole picture

BookOfMoron is based

>>544935319
"ERPing in the Varrock alleyways for coins while putting up a nice front for the rest of my online fans" is already a thing though

https://youtu.be/cmrYN4_DcTw
Up btw

thats not ball bitch you fucking bastard

do 1 def pures have any decent options on the leg slot for melee before fremenik kilt or is it just iron platelegs?

Idiots In Cars #118

>>544940138
>lights random fires around you to keep you on your toes
nut in personnel

https://youtu.be/Bs9hjKWbe3U?si=GY4WTrnry7mcpPQI&t=3555

filtered so hard

i wish i was a femboy

i wish i was dead in old school runescape but just the video game old school runescape because my life is awesomesauce

honestly im surprised that ive made it this far

i quit

thinking about d3ks little piggies

just realized its november jarvis put the white piss back into my body

just shaved and now my gnomeballs are itchy

can i see

shobek should unironically try rs3

idk what that is so

eel girl are you here i have a question about the thread topic

>>544944896
yea wag1 make it snappy

the eel girl is not known to speak like that

my cat just died while i was collecting spice to boost with because i was looking at twitter.com

>>544942542
>"if i deironed i would probably just go for zuk helm with max gear donated from my viewers, but that would be lame"
>that's exactly what settled is doing
>settled is the reason 98% of the ironmen in this game exist

>>544946007
>>settled is the reason 98% of the ironmen in this game exist
What?

settled is the reason 98% of the ironmen in this game exist

k well im gonna go start my new novel so

>>544946539
are you eel girl the eel girl has been known to read

Damn I didn't know you could troll people in this boring ass minigame, it's actually fun now

eel bitch as i like to call her was never in the book club

your so freaking based i wish i could be as based as you dude

i got my first royal titans kill
it strangely feels less overwhelming and more comfy to just do melee/magic over all 3, is that normal?

if i want to do pve bossing and stuff like that am i going to be expected to like carry around multiple full sets of armor to swap out on the fly or is it just weapon swapping?

remember eel girls jokes and puns she was a very good osg poster one of the best

i was always an eel girl stan and i always will be

too bad d3ks poisoned the eel girl against us now she doesnt give a crap about any of us any more

>>544947294
depenends on the boss

whatever happened to the demonic digger?

>>544948415
there are bosses where i'll have to carry around multiple full sets of gear? and swap them around in combat? while dodging shit and hitting the boss and switching prayers? what the fuck

>>544947294
It depends on the boss
some you can do solo
some expect you to have 3+ sets of gear

>>544948651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKHavb12Xso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8
its a hunter rumor kinda night I think

>>544948651
Royal Titans has
>Walls and Elementals that can only be hit by Mage spells
>A phase where they are only weak to Ranged damage and cannot be hit otherwise
>A phase where they can be meleed and are resistant to range
You've got to juggle gear and swap constantly. Thankfully there's only one prayer you really need to do

>>544948758
>>544948767
is this like the most efficient method or the recommended method
like can i just NOT do this and be slightly worse at bossing in lieu of playing osu in my fucking inventory