Thread 544824883

>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>544721483

>>544823721
boobies please

Elden trannies will defend this

>20+ runs as recluse
>Finally get a staff with Loretta's Mastery
>Very good Wylder and Ironeye to soak aggro
>Sit very far away and spam arrows
>Everything dies so fast
>ED Adel nuked within 2 minutes
God I love Loretta's bow spells, the only spell in the game that can actually snipe at very long distances.

>>544825316
sorry anon according to the boss tierlist maker you should be able to no-hit no-roll that
unfortunately I must diagnose you with skill issue

>>544824883 (OP)
SEXOOOOOO

Kek 1

>>544825515
I knew it... Maybe the random ice-shart landmines she drops even after being staggered are also a skissues and I should do better.

>>544825316
her womanstache clipped you

man i was hoping it for to be ED...

>>544825864
stroking

>>544825864
Gross

>>544825864
off-model

>>544825864
Beauitful

>>544825864
Hot

>>544826037
what is this

haha le big ass and le big tits huge bazoombas am i right or am i right fellas?

>>544826091
Executor dog form being hurt

>>544826147
hahaha you are right my friend!!

>>544825864
Holy shit talk about being built from the ground up for BBC

Which one? How good is physical attack up?

>>544826147
i love tits and ass but at some point those proportions become grotesque

miku miku beaaaaaaaaaam

>>544826254
which 40k army do you play

>>544826282
Wheres her elden ring womb tattoo

>>544826414
>>544826147
Estrogenic, low-test, feminine posts.

>>544826426
spit in my mouth

>>544824682
>>544824970
Bump

>>544826513
Not sure but Duchie has one on the back of her best skin.

>>544826513
it disappears when she's impregnated
I don't know

>>544826515
Theyr'e right though, this is the moid equivalent of yuge yaoi hands for foids.

>>544825910
>>544826147
>>544826414
Truthful posts which struck a nerve in the resident browns

>>544826515
that's just called not having your standards destroyed by porn my friend

>>544826716
I love my mommy

>>544826769
>moid
Least obvious seething foid/tranny poster btw

>>544826843
>>544826903
low test cope, you agree with tumblrtroons btw

Had to be done.

>>544826653
I'm pretty sure there were weapon skins in ds2 for Halloween and Christmas

woof

>>544827251
arf arf

shit wylder

>>544827521
Stop talking bad about your teammates

>>544827251
>bush
Disgusting

>>544827601
talking about me, friend

dogshite executie

>>544827773
gay

>>544827773
you are gay
you.
yes you.
you are gay

Dogshit Revetranny

Thank you for the Radahn's, I had fun.

>>544828107
>>544828235
Hair simply doesn't belong there

>>544828331
what is this supposed to be

>>544828401
carpet munchers are the only ones that defend that, don't worry

wrong thread ggs

>>544827163
Bloody golem archers

I have fought ED Maris 7 times in the past two days. Make it stop

>>544828671
you want to fight base maris? as wylder?

>>544825030
I used it a the hangman’s rafters. Honestly didn’t think it annoyed the bird from that far

>>544828454
cmon man

q

>>544828784
I want to roar at jellys as executie

>>544829000
r

why game crash

>>544828929
shhhh I'm trying to bully the tranny

>>544825864
cardboardcupcake looks like this btw

Happy halloween daughter-wives! Would any of you like some candy?

>>544829381
wtf i love her now

>first time playing with erg after a while
>it's a depths 5
>streamer game
Gulp

>>544829594
stupid chaser

oh no no no pffffttttt

>>544825316
>walk into frost breath
>get hit
What were you expecting?

oh no no no 'zuk exejeet

>>544828454
>>544828331
nta but no idea who this is supposed to be
looks cute tho

>>544829789
>>544829897
are you ready to watch this brownoid 3 bar to everything

>>544829804
>walk into frost breath
Good thing this is bait, but at least try and be accurate, that's not what happened.

>>544829986
damn.... this guy's MEWMAXXD

Man, leveling as a hybrid feels awful. Sure wish I could put some points in vigor or mind but nope, gotta meet those spell requirements. I feel so fucking weak.

>>544830203
I usually level investing in a single stat and respec at a high level to try hybrid builds.

Miyazaki look I did the thing!

>>544825316
Glad to see breath attack hit direction remains janky as fuck in Nightreign.

>>544830203
get the bare minimum of str/dex that you need for your weapons, then alternate between vig/mind/casting stat

but yeah, I know what you mean.

>>544830373
It's just cancerous tracking in ER, not really exclusive to breath attacks

>>544829959
man cmon

>Zorb, Nezuk and Groomer Pedo anon
nightmare team

>>544830323
Sure, but I actually want to use this shit.

>>544830526
Yeah, that’s what I usually do. There’s no point leveling your damage stats until your weapon’s upgraded enough to get more than 1 or 2 points per level. Problem here is that I also need the reqs for my spells.

>13 viewers
>dead chat
Kek, zorbjeet fell off.

stop watching the stream and queue up please

>>544830729
all 3/4 of the dsgtards are horrendous to play with everyone should just block them all

>>544825712
womp womp

>>544831067
Who are they?

>>544831067
>all 3
even doe there are thousands of us

>>544831114
I thought it was pretty funny

>>544831309
tide and terr are actually good skill-wise but they will randomly just leave for le epic meme or whatever and solo random camps and ruins leaving the other 2 to duo the entire run. they both do this, i dont know why.
gemmy nomeds and nezuk are just dsg tourist shitters who probably never broke out of D3

>>544831067
zuk is a dsgroid now? I'm not familiar with the lore. Who are the others otther than t*rr?

>>544831067
>>544831440
>>544831478
nezuk literally isnt from dsg

>>544831440
I'm former dsg too because I browsed it back when I played dark souls but then I stopped when elden ring came out and only browsed erg. Isn't that the case for most here?

>>544831570
yeah he is

>>544831628
My first game was DS1 back in 2012 but never touched /vg/ or 4chan until 2013/2014 and mainly just used /pol/ and /v/

>>544831440
>good
kek

>>544832060
you dont even play this game

>>544832218
But I do and I'm higher on the tierlist than you tidejeet, you 3bar as Ironeye keeeek

AIEEEEEEE BEASTMEN-SAMA

>>544832323
and other things only threadwatchers say

Disasterkino run

Man gaols are so fucking bad in D5. If one of the freebies doesn't pop out just run honestly.

>10 years fighting freyja
>wraith calling bell raider
>10 years fighting beastmen
GAWDlike

>>544830332
It's amazing how slept on Vow of the Indomitable is. It's an amazing panic button.

powerstance raider went extinct for a reason

not a single down in any phase from anyone
that was a real good heolstor, pals

>>544832509
Amazes me how often in D4 people will still attempt red banished knights at level fucking 3.

ggs fellas, clean heolstor

>>544832679
What is the reason other than Raider being buckbroken in Depths?

>>544832779
it was a very smooth run as a whole

*spongebob voice*
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP

>>544832779
Felt like every one of my gravity wells was just off by a millimetre. I was also gonna throw a massive hissy fit if I didn’t get that blood loss talisman since it makes me go big when I ult

>>544833172
niggernon whoever is nearby you and has that effect gets the buff

>>544833172
Nawh yea if you drop and pick something up like that i'll spill my whole inventory in case I have something that's better for the person doing it. I figured since it was a talisman you wanted one from us and I didn't really understand until you picked up the blood one. Makes sense.

>>544830552
>tracking
That frost breath attack has no tracking. She always breaths 270 degrees around her like that. Every time. He thought he was safe but he was not safe, a common story.

>>544833239
You have to be up my ass to get the buff, meanwhile its guaranteed for me whenever I do it

>>544832779
*shoots u*
one singular use of the bow in heolstor and it actually helped lemao

do u get banned for transferring ur save to another steam account? i want to sometimes play with lower rated friends but messing with game files can get u flagged i heard

>>544833391
You can see her head track toward him more so than usual. You don't know what you are talking about. Many such cases with armchair redditors.

GG anti-dog archer squad
3 ironeyes literally break the game lmao, that was so easy

>>544833683
Nope, just make a legit save file on the alt profile and go online with it first before trying that.

>>544833683
You cant move a save between accounts as far as im aware, something in the save is tied to your steam id and it throws a fit if the save is loaded on a different account.

>>544833724
Hello, I have played this game before and know what the boss does thank you for reading my post.

>>544833683
>>544834065
i'm pretty sure you get the 'altered files' warning that cheaters get, but not 100% on that

>>544833683
I doubt it. senpai share to an alt and it'll probably stick you back down to D1 but you have all your stuff. just try it and report back

>>544834065
There are tools on nexus mods that bypass that but yes it is tied to your account

>>544834065
damn thats gay as hell

Zukerberg bros... Our response to dying 3 seconds into the fight?

>Daddy-Hubby Anon figure out how to cancel the ult
He's learning...

>>544834393
They seem like a schizo. Are they really not from dsg?

No one's giving me (You)s...

3rd easiest ED btw
No-hit no-roll guaranteed

nt blue eyes white dragon

>>544834765
i'll give you a (You) for halloween, lil bro

I apologize for my shitty perfomance, Zorban and Hubby anon, I haven't played the game in like months...

I still kneel for that game save, Zorban.

please unblock me

>>544834787
>No-hit no-roll guaranteed
That's the problem, they were rolling.

>>544834787
3rd hardest*

>>544834935
go grind to d5 you don't understand how to play DoN

do you guys think my TOON is cute

>>544834845
Thanks

>>544835042
Gotchu cuh, I was still depths 1 lol

>>544835224
Is that even possible?
They're both D5 presumably

>>544835492
Password will let you match with any depth. A depth 1 player matching with two depth 5 players means it's going to be a depth 5 game.

>>544835492
it would be utterly retarded if you could only match with people of the same depth level using presets and group passwords

haven't seen regular dogs in a long while gg
that deathrite bird was stronger

>>544835492
nta but yeah, i got into a d5 game when i was at d1
also got the same reality check

>>544835616
>>544835583
I thought only +/-2 depths was allowed on pw because it's all I ever saw

>>544835651
name?

>>544835624
queue up

>>544835732
I've gotten two pretty bad newfies who were underestimating higher depths before. It happens

>>544835757
he's in zorban's chat, it's over. never getting a match.

Do we like Guardian now?

>>544835747
don't worry i climbed to 4 with randos after that

>>544835952
Still want your name though. Tell it to me. For the list.

>>544835739
Me chasing Duchess mains

what an actual tragedy all the way through

>>544834263
>>544834065
>>544833885
>>544834207
>>544834194

unfortunately i got a warning message a couple of months ago when playing the leaked DoN version and forgetting to reset that... so i cant risk to test this out myself, i think i would be banned for real this time.

it really sucks because my d3 friend only gets 50 points for a d5 win. not sure if thats normal or because im maxed out but it seems STUPID as hell.

haha FUCK just a tiny bit early on that roll. ggs dragonkin soldier. might have been the actual worst rng i've seen in a run, maybe ever.
>through & through
>through & through
>through & through
>through & through
>through & through
>no useful passives except a single measly 7% ranged weapon damage, 1 continuous hp recovery and a 5 stam recovery

>>544835739
why is your game so laggy

>>544837372
>greatbow build
thats where you went wrong

>>544837489
hey man, i ain't ever had it as dry as that. i don't think you guys had it any better either.

>>544837347
You only get 50 points from winning 2 ranks above or below your current rank.

>>544837161
what a nice young lady
She would get along with my gf and I in our healthy and perfectly mentally stable community

>>544837347
Make new character slot on your main and clear your way to DoN so you can progress together. You'll get 90% of the relics that matter from doing remembrances and the game will still feel easy , even with no good deep relics, on D3.

GG ED Dogs
Doot doot

>>544838727
kinda wanted to keep my relics :( but yeah, i guess that is what ill have to do. sucks balls tho i gotta spend like ages just to unlock DoN. thats the worst part of this.
appreciate the msgs <3

gg fulghor i got insane good drops wow
>>544837484
i think its because i had to reduce the file size so much to post it here

gg horsie
no one saw me accidentally swap and use that jar cannon there

GG clumsy and ninebox anons! the jump from depths 1 to 5 is jarring lmao

gg triple wylder gang

>>544839658
GG, and as always thanks for carrying me against this dumb horse that continues to be the bane of my existence
by the way how was he 1 shotting me through this? i was playing kinda cocky cause i thought "theres no way i die here" but i got 1 shot anyways, am i retarded?

>>544839632
use webm for lazys
resize to 1280x720 or lower
enable high quality mode
set size limit to 4mb
select h256 with hardware acceleration
enable vp9 in advanced settings
leave the rest as is

GG normal hors. Those cold claws were pretty neato glad someone picked them up.
I greeded a Death's Poker L2 and died because I expected the giant lightning chicken wing to stagger the stomp kek

>>544839974
they were definitely better than my awful gear
and of course, the only lightning weapon that dropped just had to be a colossal weapon

>>544839901
i'm not sure how you went down the first time, all that negation should've saved you. the other times were definitely cuz you had near death reduces max hp

>>544839901
Anon, you don't have 102% damage negation with that. Its multiplicative not additive.

medicore rng vs whatever the fuck we had last run, dingle. lmao.

What a nice palette cleanser after that last run, haha.
ggs fellas.

>>544840204
yeah, that first down really surprised me. i don't know what got me but i was sure i wasn't gonna die and then there i was hugging the floor

>>544840207
i know but cmon, it's still a looot of negation

>>544839901
That's 72% damage negated total, which puts you at about 95% of baseline (normal, not depths) damage received, the fuck was one shotting you?

>>544840637
>normie adel

>>544840617
wasn't mediocre for me, i had ranged damage 10% + 14% + 14% + 14% + projectile falloff + a decent passive on my bow. that's excellent RNG for a fight where i might get hit once if that. honestly only way it could have been better rng is if my bow and talismans also had damage on them.

>>544839901
did you have any sort of HP loss or passives which increase damage taken?

i don't think i've ever seen anyone get so owned
>teleports behind u

>>544837347
Why would messing around on an alt affect your main? You would just get a warning on the alt, surely

>>544841008
btw you can auto-time perfect rain of arrows on his grab attacks. just enter stance before hand and r1 when you hear the grab sfx. for the double grab, waiting for the second works best, and for the big grab you can get two safe RoAs off like this.

>>544841307
naruhodo

>>544840950
>>544841083
i checked my inventory and i didn't have any increase damage taken curses
honestly i have no idea, either it was a bug or i got caught by 2 attacks in quick succession and i'm so retarded that i didn't see it

1/3

I'm
1/3

>>544841807
but anon im 1/3...

14/88

GG Dogs

>>544837831
Don’t post my wife and our pet here, thanks.

>>544841221
So that's what happened...

>>544837831
oooooooooooo salamander

>>544837161
Good taste. The winters are top 5 From enemies.
>>544834597
Only one is from dsg and its >>544829986 >>544830095

queue! naoh!

>>544837831
is that saya

>>544827773
>>544828401
>>544828474
You are objectively correct with good taste. Well done.
>>544831628
You’re from the somewhat alive era when it wasn’t just the tard in pic related spamming it and scaring ameverypne else away. Big difference in eras.

>>544842845
yep ^_^
it's my gf Saya and our dog

>Recluse invaders give her a gigantic power spike from the dropped staves
>Revenant invaders don't even exist and even if they did would drop her claws and not seals

It's simply not fair

>>544826843
>>544826903
Trvke
>>544833683
That can happen yes but not risk it unless you don’t really care

>>544843004
your gf is an abomination that should be eradicated

>>544842943
what is his endgame?

>>544843365
to suck all the gocks and turd penises in the world…

>>544843006
Executor is my favorite invader. A purple katana is always useful except against a gargle

I want booze

>>544843006
i actually had never noticed that there isn't a revenant invader lmao

>>544837372
No one cares. Greatbows are a meme anyway

>>544843726
Shut it, drunkard

>>544844021
booze is great, being drunk is great

>>544844091
i wish i could get drunk anon
i get sleepy way before i get drunk - by the time i'm tipsy my eyes are already basically closing themselves
trust me, i've tried

>>544844418
don't drink when you're already tired

>>544844719
it doesn't matter, i just lost the gene lottery in that regard
apparently it's a gene that's common in asian people but i'm definitely not asian lmao

2/3 please join

fucking kill yourself birdnigger

gg no map caligo we really shouldnt have forced that basement red wolf lol

Zuk it up yeah

>>544845558
gg, awful luck on day 1 pois

I think Nezuk is a paid actor to make Zorb look good by comparison

don't go double duchess on caligo next time thanks

>>544845841
the brotha has not played in months, cut him some slack will ya

This is peak entertainment I hope Man-Bird never changes.
Make the shitters suffer

>>544846020
>cut him some slack

>>544846216
it's a great example of why you need characters who deal actual damage
if you replaced the exec with a single duchess, ironeye or recluse libra would already be dead

>>544846216
This is hilarious, he's just reviving them nonstop while doing 0 damage. This might become the longest fight ever.

is anybody keeping track of nezuk's downs? may need to download the vod and count them

laggy niggers when are we getting ergUSA password

>>544845841
>>544846294
True thougg, I haven't played since depths released and this is my 4th depths game total lol
>>544846020
Thank you anon

>>544846402
>it's a great example of why you need characters who deal actual damage
then you want to replace raider/wylder instead.

>>544840204
>near death
This is how you get one-shot in DoN. One of the worst curse-passives.

>onlyafro deported
you know who's next

OFFICIAL /erg/ DEPTHS TIERLIST (NEWLY ADDED POSTER)
S+: Man-Bird Practice

S: MARZ Piqf Sat cc Terr Ser John

A: Nine-box Naefy Pepe Trials Ytlaire Brynhildr Shiftyduck Tide Skorvan Devil Knight

B: gremlin Ender ender lilies fan Zigma Sens Belan hehe banderson Aschev ender Daddy-Hubby Anon boo Zane Salvare hit Zdrada Enjoyer Tide(melee) Monkeylord FurtivePigmy

C: Remance Mellow KWABOTY Clumsy Pivvvot Sludge Merchant Fuwawa Abyssgard Valentine kirry kip yerbatero Lotus

D: Zorban Dingle trish Erotony fruit gummy

F: Sneedgar Tranimelover2004 Duowaifu Bjark(cheat) Venomous Nemesis

Z: Nezuk

>>544846402
The guy was 20 barring, it would make no difference what character he picked

ay carumba

Why is he having a meltdown this time?

>>544846952
>>544847115
he do be having that square mandible

Im level 1 of Deep of the night
Can I play.

>>544845841
>>544846020
>hasn't played in months
>first game back is d5 on stream with zorb
Sus?

>>544847115
>Sat in S tier
lmao

>>544847398
Not with the password. You can try but I think everyone is D5 now.

>>544847398
yep, make sure to queue with the password and watch zorban's stream so you can join his games.

>>544847406
yeah password doesn't care about level it picks one of the three, nezuk is probably still D! but it picked the D5 because zorb and manbird were D5, valiant desu

>>544839901
>>544841456
Fulgor does 1 damage in an aoe if you stancebreak him while he charges up his killer mode, which disables your full HP

Nezuk if you're reading this, go solo or queue with randoms until you're at least D4 before queueing erg again, its not that hard and you would farm some Depths relics along the way.

Nezuk if you're reading this, kill yourself. Madison will never love you.

>Affinity + 6 FTH Duchess
>Caligo
>My allies aren't as skilled as me but are capable enough
>Blessed loot, Goddlsayer Seal with Fire's Deadly Sin AND Mogh's Trident
>Draconic Horseman
>They wipe to one big AOE slam and are 3 barred
>Finale is on cooldown
>Try to maybe strafe and pebble them
>Get hit offscreen
>The clearly worst player weak link [he died a lot even though he showed lots of game sense] ALT+F4s
>My loss penalty is reduced
BASED.

>You still lose the same points
>Your bros lose less
I hope this becomes the meta. Mea culpa disconnects seem quite logical

>>544847647
even doe good players can carry me just fine

Nezuk if you're reading this, cute

>>544843006
>Even if she did appear and did drop a seal the default spell would be rejection unless she got a unique seal of her own
It really isn't fair.

Imagine playing regular or D1, thinking you're hotshit cause you are never losing, then suddenly jump to D5 just to realize this is a completely different game where none of the things you've learned work anymore.

>>544847147
A 20bar recluse could've atleast gotten libra below half after 18 minutes

>>544847805
you are not HIM

>>544847115
>S+ consists of a guy playing on starlink from the fucking moon and a guy who runs around reviving people the entire game

970 who the fuck are you

>>544847762
Does that mean I have a chance?

>>544848027
Use the reply system you stupid faggot this isn't /dsg/

>>544847984
Form is temporary Class is forever
He's got S+ class shmovement

evendoe there are thousands of us here so it basically is /dsg/ 2.0 and we merged or something

>>544847604
that solves it, thanks anon

108 even doe you should know me

>>544847984
I'm convinced Practice is literally a bored astronaut playing from the moon because he has nothing better to do.

>>544847805
>>544847398
Even if you win you would get like 20 points a game, it would be so much easier for you to solo

gg dawn skin trio, easy jelly

even doe we merged

>>544844091
No it’s not you addict

>>544846952
>>544847115
>>544847292
>>544847762
>>544848027
lovely gender affirming posts

>>544847115
Every tier list my rank changes so wildly I am sure you are just randomizing this or I am so forgettable that you don't know where to actually put me.

Does any one else find that the counters in this game are a little too short to be effective? It relies pretty heavily on the boss not swerving away after their attack are there any counter moves that actually gain ground in stead of lose it?

>>544849153
What are some counters in this game?

>>544849262
???

>>544849153
guard counter? yeah theyre shit only to be used on day fodder

>>544849480
???? what the fuck is a day fodder?

>>544849520
The day portion of the game...

>>544849520
common enemies soldiers mooks goons

gg ED bugs
that has to be the fastest i've ever done

>>544850393
>>544850603
Should I not guard counter the black knights in shadow keep at night?

>>544850837
Wish the game didn't gype the shit out of me with seals until the end of day fucking 2. Was also stingy as hell with talismans and incan/sorcery boost passives.
Also fuck birdman he fucking rolled through my golden order. Pain in the fucking ass to get you two close enough and one of you still fucking rolls just out of range.

>>544850837
i was fighting gnoster and suddenly "NIGHTLORD DEFEATED" i honestly think 2bugs survived longer than 3bugs.

NiceTM ED Libra
I feel like I got bullshitted on two of the downs tho

>>544850953
you shouldnt guard counter period

>>544851093
shiftyslut!

gg ed libra, that was a marathon
less likely really saved us for that fight, good thing we all had some

>>544851082
Animus forgot he's vulnerable and targetable while entering another bug.
And when there's a lighting rev and a shattering crystal duchess right next to him....

>>544851093
oh right i also got a shattering crystal and magma blob staff. that's it.
that's all I got.
why!!

>game keeps dropping dragon communion seals
>party keeps dropping them thinking I'll use them
No I will not waste all of my fp to deal less damage than a fireball or a recluse using melee staff.

>>544851130
but you take no damage and do big damage. The problem is the reach.

>>544851209
Crystal shotgun is all u need

>>544851362
i don't like being that close to libra it's scary and i'm incredibly bad at recluse

>>544851209
I mean you dropped a gravity well staff in that magic ruins, which is a fine enough spell
gravity well is also good for condemned since you get the stagger

>>544851458
Gravity well my beloved.
Collapsing stars is good too but it somehow feels weaker.

>>544851093
>>544851154
absolutely embarrassing libra for me, i couldn't keep my cool and only stopped panicking at the end
thanks for the push to 9999 lads

>>544851395
sissy

>>544851530
imma gonna slap you real hard

>>544851558
you have weak stick arms. I have too much poise for you

>>544848785
yes it is, I love being drunk

I'm drinking now

>>544851510
congrats man

>>544851661
What's the occasion?

>>544850959
i probably shoulda dropped you my 14% full hp atks and kept some lower 11% sorcery boosts my bad
>>544851082
animus phase was 58 seconds, i can't webm it because it's too big

>>544851818
>can't web 58 seconds
sure you can. do this >>544839956
i can make minute~two minute long webms that are watchable. see -> >>544841008

>>544851732
the occasion is that I argued with my mother (but I wanted to get drunk anyways)

>>544851343
Plenty of weapon types have good reach on their guard counters, just grab something from each type and try em out.

>>544830896
Pls no buli it was the start of stream
Twitch is doing something weird with viewers anyway, when I'm sitting on 34 viewers and do 3 minutes of adds my viewers go up to 54-57 during the ads and back down after.
Something about Twitch changing what they count as a viewer, I've heard if you've never typed a message in that streamer's chat you don't count as a viewer.

gg libra. that negation at full HP did nothing, I didn't even have impaired elemental negation or anything

ggg

>>544853952
Yes, without ED maris relic or some max HP dormant power, purple full hp damage negation does nothing for Duchess/Revenant/Ironeye.
You need to pair it with a blue one at least, or find a charged attack damage negation on top of it.

Also lmao when we both waited each other to use the ult to cancel Libra's bubble until it was almost too late.

>>544853357
HTS on romina felt short, but maybe everything on romina would have felt short

That was one stacked as fuck ED Libra run. He died fas as fucc boi

>>544853952
libra's madness ignores damage negation

>>544854395
HTS have an oddly stubby one, yeah. Other thrusting weapons have better ones. Great spears were pretty good iirc.

ggs normal libra
thank you for the comet staff and the other goodies
i think we'd be screwed on ED though since comet is thirsty and there was no super merchant

>>544854456
GG but please don't bring less likely to a depth boss fight. His gold ground line aoe, that's supposed to be fired straight, veered off to his right and slapped me twice.

gg greatbow duchess, i love every second of it

>>544854515
I actually haven't played in like 8 months so I might just familiarize myself with the movesets again. I really wish they brought back the bonfire ascetic for ER, I got close to getting good at her moveset and then she fucking died.

>>544854640
>please don't bring less likely to ED libra
you playin?

>>544854640
>don't bring less likely to ED libra
That's the one boss everyone should have it for.

>>544854723
No. Have you not seen how retarded and spazztic it makes bosses? How it will cause them to attack at angles that shouldn't be possible or have attacks change target mid animation?
>>544854727
You'd think but because of it I see more often than not:
>Libra animation canceling a slap into a gold circle attack
>Libra's ground aoe changing direction mid animation
>Condemned ironeyes firing canons out of their backs/asses at you despite targeting someone else and facing away from you
And much more.

>>544854571
i had godfrey's icon with flame of frenzy, it would've been fine. believe in the greatbow alliance! i was laughing the whole time on night 2 where both of us were shooting things for little to no damage while wylder had to do his best.

>>544854918
>>Condemned ironeyes firing canons out of their backs/asses at you despite targeting someone else and facing away from you
Not a LLTBT issue, despite seeming so. They do this even if nobody has it. It comes with hosts having terrible net.

>>544854918
>Libra animation canceling a slap into a gold circle attack
>Libra's ground aoe changing direction mid animation
>Condemned ironeyes firing canons out of their backs/asses at you despite targeting someone else and facing away from you
that kind of stuff usually happens when a player in the team doesn't have less likely on them

>>544854918
The fight is *significantly* easier if everyone has it. It wouldn't have mattered in that specific game with us spawn killing the condemned, but in those where we don't it helps immensely.

>>544855085
From my experiences it happens whenever one person has it. All bosses get this way from that effect and it's very obnoxious. Heolster is by and far the worst with it.
>Lol I shout and look at this guy
>I wind up at this guy
>I charge at this guy
>mid combo I charge to you and kill you while you're animation locked :P
>Then I it again while you're being revived to kill that raider because even he thought he was safe while I was attacking the ironeye XD

some motherfuckers always tryin to ice skate uphill

>>544855337
I must say that despite that the fight went extremely well. Stars of ruin and lightning strike were chunking them before they could even do anything.

>>544855348
You should be treating all attacks as if they are aimed at you, because if the person that is being aimed at dies the combo will 100% of the time redirect toward another player.

How fucking long have you been able to rest at the grace here?

>>544855579
They'll do it even if they guy didn't die mid combo.

5793 even doe you know that aint true

>>544855623
Forever

my name's josh and i'm a rat

>>544851971
only just realising now i could terra magica for an even faster kill

>>544856197
hi josh

>>544855623
what??? are youfucking stupid what??? why wouldnt you??? even if youre stupid as fuck its a giant table that shows a prompt whenever you're close to it are you blind

>>544855409
we know blade we know

>>544825864
these dolls please me

>>544856594
>>544855979
300 hours and I never once saw that fucking prompt. God dammit.

>>544856232
您的社会信用评分已提高

>>544855623
Are you Schtewpid?

>>544857295
Translation?

>>544856624
it's so funny

>>544851495
Because it is weaker
>>544851661
>>544852801
Shut the fuck up

>>544855091
>>544855409
>>544855848
>>544856624
>>544857850
wrong thread retard

>>544856197
My name is Josh too but I’m an entrepreneur with a big penis and not a rodent

>>544858152
>>544858219
I'm sorry

>>544858282
ok but don’t do it again now get outta here ya rascal *pats your bum*

No Duck left behind.

ggs regular bugs
the game keeps forcing me to crystalmaxx i hate it

getting real fuckin tired of shiftynigger's antics

>>544858603
Game gyped me again on buffs. I don't know why it's so bad tonight.

really enjoying shiftybaby's antics

>>544858603
has what?

brynhildr has what?

Okay no the game is saying "fuck you" and not letting me fucking rejoin. Even if I rejoin it'll be too fucking late because you would have progressed too far without me so I'm just giving up that run and accepting that bullshit fucking loss.

Zorban you need to lift and lose weight so you actually look like you sound

>>544827251
sex sex sex

>>544832625
I like using it on scadutree avatar and his dum ass explosions

>>544859284
gay

please queue?

>>544859872
I have been for 20 minutes

ggs mystery giga adel
on this day a legend was forged

>>544860903
the greatest of them all...

approved by miq- I mean trina

Monkey paw shit
Unironically running it in my dragon cult rev when I lose my win streak
Also someone pls q

we were not meant to win that game at all

nt calicock, at least it's more fun that we're all casters instead of getting carried by some wylder/ironeye metaslave!

>>544861227
thats dragon communion, not dragon cult anon

>>544861293
I had 0 fucking fun given I was 4 fucking levels behind roughly and got only 2 damage ups period at a whopping staggering game breaking 11%.

>>544861227
wrong one doofus

>>544861227
Oh wait it’s dragon communion. The dream is over before it even began

gg horse, starlight shards

>>544861340
Welp. Game's been unstable lately and there's more bugs, like I seen helen just running in place when I summon her

>>544861340
>>544861293
>6900 now 6250 because I had to leave because despite everyone dying the game over screen didn't flash leaving it soft locked
Every fucking time I swear to fucking god.

GG horse. I have like 400 matches of Wylder I need to unlearn to get better at casters lol. But at least I finally got to use the funny shotgun while I actually have my crystallian relics on.

>>544861408
Brynhildr is cute!

>>544861492
Yes very cursed run... also if someone is dc'd we don't get extra runes or anything

>>544861573
We also don't get protection either so a loss after that is still a full loss.

>>544859809
no im bi

>>544861690
bi is just gay and coping
>i would totally fuck a woman bro it's just that all i can find are men

>>544861504
people say crystal shotty is good for adel but i really don't feel it
feel it on other nightlords though
why'd the game have to give me crystallian relics instead of carian or glintblades...

i have to really scream out loud irl not to revive people when they are both 2bar+ it gets me killed every time

>>544862679
stall for ult, you are playing a character that can res 2 bars right? there's 6 of them

>>544862767
playing optimally with my ult means instantly exiting it and only using it as a full heal
staying in it longer than 1 second means dying

>>544862836
i have never used shikkoman's ult so i can't sympathize with or mock you, sorry

My wife Trish still hasn't added me, maybe I just don't make good enough impression in game.

>>544861927
i'm a perma virgin either way

>>544863625
You will get her pregnant someday

>>544863625
be careful anon, she's a bpdemon

Nice try Trish. I never have good wand luck when I play double recluse, like I literally didn’t get one wand outside the first drop. I was also a little mad tje rev didn’t have the wending for the free ult revive but whatever

>>544864197
How could I get a wending when you skipped most POI for the fucking invader camp?

>sludge and trish as your teammates
I feel sorry for the 3rd guy

Eating anon's points!

>>544864269
Nothing to feel sorry about
I only lost all progress made again
I only experienced the 6th fucking run tonight with little to no boosts whatsoever and little to no drops that work period
I only got fucking griefed by the game itself earlier with an unwinnable caligo run

that was a run
one of the most runs of all
it fucking happened!

>>544864524
gg mystery adel

>>544864248
It should’ve been dropped for you is what I’m saying. I also went church then invader poi since it was closest while you went the other way. We wouldn’t have been able to do anymore and I think the biggest issue was the amount of time spent on margit desu. But, honestly the stave lucky was abysmally bad that we couldn’t roll and I didn’t have great negations

>>544864449
>failing ED libra
names?

>>544864696
None dropped for me at all. I also got 0 seal drops for the grand majority of the run.
I wasn't using the fucking sword because I'm a str rev, I was doing dogshit damage with the fire seal. Yes, despite incanboost +2x2, the ice wolf GS still does more damage than flame sling. Worthless fucking incantation.

>>544864813
Yeah. Just happens sometimes but the fact it always happens on double relcuse runs annoys the fuck outta me

>>544864958
It's happened 6 runs in a row now.
It's runs with shifty all over again.

>>544864990
while you guys were wiping, shifty was busy winning doe

>>544865050
He's not a bad player but every run with him has been extremely cursed drop rate wise.

>>544865050
That ended my 42 win streak though. Oh well, the q gets to enjoy my raider again until I start up another win streak

>>544865079
That's not her fault

>>544864813
3/4 of the blue seal incants are just inarguably dogshit. Someone at From hates this character.

dead q

cunny error

>>544866359
i ragequit after losing the past 6 games
im not queueing again today

>cunny error before we even get to boss preview screen
>can't connect to online
>a penalty has occured
>look inside
>no penalty

that's it trish, I'm blocking your ass

>>544866793
It's not that deep. You should stop caring about the depth number shit. And have some self control to not tilt queue.

>>544864449
>>544866793
Is this trish?

>>544867054
What happened?

>>544864269
Didn't Sludge have a 30+ win streak?

i'm up REALLY early today because I had to take my wife to the airport. Does anyone play this time?

>>544863625
Sorey anon I'm not adding anyone after last time
>>544864813
I could make an affinity seals recluse just to drop revs seals! I get way better seal luck with dormant power. The average seal is like, scarlet aeonia with frenzy, while the average revenant seal is rejection + shadow lure
>>544867054
what'd I do now?

>>544867402
>>544864449
Nuh uh I've only lost last 3 games. The ED libra one was a DC

>>544866793
You played well in the last game though, we were just tilted by abysmal luck and bad margit rng

maybe he's gotten better but in my matches trish played like a retarded one-track monkey. it's just the truth. not going to block xhim doe

>>544867727
just drag margit to an empty spot. he'll keep warping to whoever he's aggro'd on.

>>544867541
>Sorey anon I'm not adding anyone after last time

>>544865989
It isn't just blue nearly all incantation choices are dogshit, being Revenant is suffering.

okay, the end to that maris fight was hilarious
ty for that laugh lol

>>544868901
were there 2 bombs or something? i thought he just did 1 at first

theres always 2 at that hp threshold,

>>544868219
I did but we were half way through killing a UTC so we had less flasks and minimal fp and the rain was closing in. It was also at the corner of a cathedral that I was baiting him but due to the rain and them not having fp I tried for an attack every so often only to get clipped by the sword twice through the corner. We beat margit then the ring closed and we did two trolls and the castle top tree sentinel and a red waterfall hippo but literally no wand dropped and we had an awkward seed layout for the final ring and I kinda banked on a condemned witch in the end which didn’t happen. Double recluse just does not work unless I get stars of ruin or comet day one to solo everything.

>>544867727
>bad margit rng
I feel like Margit is coded to only appear in the the most fucked up situations just to push it past the point of being salvageable.

*yoink*
*yoink*
imma do it a third time too

can't see SHIT

>>544869801
my favorite is when you pull an enemy away and make someone whiff their ult

>>544869952
how much damage negation would you need to survive one of his hits with that hp bar at d5? >90%?

>>544870057
probably, yeah. Ironeye can get 40% from max hp negate and another 40% (i think? 36? 30? idr) from charged attacks. Charge attack negate is great on IE since you just need to hit one of your 3 arrows on r2 and it's real easy to do. That's still only 80% and it'd probably still kill you with that low hp tho

>>544847115
>terrjeet and sat in S
>trials and ytlaire in A
Good bait

>>544854640
Shut up clueless c tier

>>544861293
>implying casters aren't the meta over Wylder in Depths
sour grapes shitter moment

true im f tier

nah das soldier of GAWDRICK

>>544865331
i had a 36 winstreak trying to reach 50 again until we wiped to draconic sentinel...it really is demoralizing, I'll give it one more shot but if i lose that far again I'll probably stop playing for a while

>>544871187
>implying you can press r1 to win without someone holding aggro and stance breaking

>>544865910
>her
kek

>>544871249
shit-box moment

what happened to 1-8 box

>>544871853
Ate em

>>544861504
>>544871853
[Spoiler]one ate hehehhahahahahahahahhah[/spoiler]

>>544871983
the raped.mp4

fulgod and heolster are the only honest nightlords

>>544872349
*posts clip of Fulgroid's buggy holy stomp after charge and frame-trap double spin into slam

>>544871315
I am too addicted to the gameplay loop. I can’t even be bothered doing the silksong speedrun

>>544872507
you just named two honest attacks

>>544871983
erm excuse me but you can clearly see the startup of that attack in frames 173 through to 181.

even doe

>practice mode
you didnt beat the game

shortest, saddest story ever:
Gold-Pickled Fowl Feet for sale. Never used. ;_____;

>>544853653
which is the most retarded thing since like 70%+ of chatters just lurk

q

>>544874485
alright

I saw that! It went to 3/3!
Enjoy the match fellas :)

>>544874485
eww not with you

>>544874008
Yummy spirit shelter snack before the boss

>>544876432
Will you please be my girlfriend please please

Please queue!

>>544876902
shut up trish you're brown

>>544876902
keep talking trish you're aryan

>>544876902
i have been queued for 45 minutes now
YOU queue

>overcommit to a death bird gaol, we all die as the circle closes in
>we somehow all respawn in the circle anyway
>but the first time me and someone else go down, our wending graces are instantly triggered, reviving us and triggering the HP regen
I mean I don't want to complain too much since we managed somehow, but this game sure is still buggy

>>544877142
>aryan
in his dreams maybe

never seen the q take so long

>>544877072
>>544877142
I'm not a wh*tey eeww

>>544871983
What were they thinking with this shit...

>>544877470
This is super cute

>>544877276
my favorite is when sorcer's rise orbs dont spawn. i think when someone's game crashes during launch it prevents them. might be the same issue as people's relics not loading

>>544871983
the move was telegraphed by the way his hip moved. outplayed.

>>544877384
ngl i thought you got a game already so i went to make breakfast sorry....

>>544877725
i rebooted because i thought the game was stuck which removed my spot in the q

Bro I really miss covenant pvp... Being a bluecuck in ER is actually cucked
>7 hours between summons
>Load in
>job's already done
>load out

>>544877882
You still want to play elden slop pvp?

>elden ring has pvp
hadnt thought of that in years

>finally get a match
>its maris

>>544878053
>>544878156
Ye, I know the whole playerbase seems to have moved on to elden fornight.

>>544878709
gl cutie!!

reminder that your relics are for offense, and your weapon passives are for defense

>>544878859
No I want physical damage negation relics

>>544877637
and how do you dodge it right after dodging the fire shockwave

>>544878979
NTA but you should've kept sprinting backwards and not dodge into the fire

>>544878912
Why

>>544879236
I want to live

This is me in real life

>>544879114
double NTA but sprinting away works only when you are already far away from them when this sequence of moves starts and/or you get favorable RNG and they don't framerape you

I had to go play with randos are you happy now

>>544879917
im in queue

>>544880182
too late, i had to queue with china
also woww got discus for heolstor right away when NOT playing with erg, coincidence? think nyot

>>544879723
trish looks like this

just woke up and it was revealed to me in a dream that the DLC will be announced on december 11

>>544879723
You're beautiful

>maris without lightning
gg but not an experience i want to repeat

gg jellyfish

really thought infinite FP thunderbolt spam would do more damage since he's weak to lightning

>>544882235
welp i found out the sacred relic sword art doesnt hit the floating jellyfish. guess they have to be on the ground. killed the tentacles at least.

gg jellyfish

gg starter camp, we tried our best but those pesky wandering nobles got the best of us

>>544882923
average terr/venemous/erotony game

i finally went goku mode while the other 2 were 3bar

I'll pick up this purple night's tide damage incrased.

Nothing will go wrong, surely.

hooray i got revenge on draconic shitinel

I'm really excited for nioh and code vein, hopefully whatever new ideas they have will enrich the next fromsoft development. Like, poison flower blooms twice COULD have been an evasive i-frame in its windup, like some of the skills in wuchang were, but it wasn't.

>>544884647
I hope the new code vein is good but the last game by that studio, the psychic one, was honestly pretty mid compared to code vein...

bg fuck you retards

Is there any other mandatory character specific relic like wyldjeet's earring or is only he allowed to have one

>>544884784
I don't actually know anything about it, was it a soulslike?

>>544884875
Recluse's bone stone isn't mandatory but it's pretty hard to beat, same with her vestige of night.

>>544884954
It was pretty much just dark souls but with a NPC partner system that was honestly too powerful for the early game but eventually rounded off, what really got me interested in it was the class system it uses which is way more interesting than anything soulsborne/nioh ever did.

>>544885217
Bummer, well I never heard of it and you said it was mid, so I hope CV2 is better. I really don't like the aesthetic they're going for tho, even though the last was tied to god eater (which I never played) an they probably wrote themselves into a corner with it, the whole vampire apocalypse was kino. This new one is too golden.

queue for the videogame please

>>544885594
mmmm nyo

>>544885594
Your tier and skin color sir?

>>544886076
brown
d1

>>544886179
coming

gg horse. that epic lulz cube had me rollin. and how about that bewitching branch for the battlefield commander?

uhh sorry about that horse totem

>>544886761
pretty good but kinda suck that charmed mob can still attack us by accident got killed by knight spin.

>>544886761
>>544886780
GG, well done fellas
it's funny how his already strong banished knights turn into super saiyans the moment you use a bewitching branch on them kek

Anyone tried running winblade executor or ironeye?

>>544887310
i don't have a dormant but every time i pick up eleonora's poleblade with ok passives i start using it immediately on ironeye

>>544887513
I just got a relic with the ironeye arcane effect and dormant, it should make for a good fun build, honestly almost forgot that twinblades existed since I've never even seen eleonora

>>544887310
The only good thing about twin blades is the charged attack triggering successive negation. Gargoyles twin blade is also so fucking ass

>45 minute q
Save me. I seen it go 3/3 at one point but some coward has me blocked

>>544888307
I could try and play but I still got almost no depths relics

>>544887513
>>544887760
I got eleonora 90% of the run so far with dormant

the fucking edge lord katana has a 5 hit true combo.

>>544859281
But what's the point of getting /fit/ as a shut in?
You're right about the weight, I've been making progress

5 more minutes until another 1 hour q and I have to go to work. Erg lost

>>544889686
Need one or two

>>544825864
it's been 10 years, plain doll is still the best

gg gigaugur
i went to the mine for your blue seal but ig it didnt matter since it was evershart

>>544890367
I was carrying a smithing stone the entire time, I was keeping it in case I ran into a lightning seal, but thank you.

>>544890367
I bought a stone at the merch and just held it
This is one of those moments where CV would have helped :D ggs

Watching people swap to their cheese in pvp never gets old

why cant every run be like this

>>544858224
>entrepeneur
buzzword for crypto scammer or other shady shit

Bloody Helice is so fucking busted. You can delay its followups for so long it's actually ridiculous

i think king's field 5 is a good game

>>544892206
there are so many good weapon skills, and i never get any, just golden land or some other garbo

>>544892724
>golden land
they could 2x its speed and it still wouldnt be that great. idk why fromslop has to make strength arts so slow, so stamina draining, and takes you forever to regain stamina. and for what? some piece of shit zero dps move. meanwhile fast weapons and status slop has already killed the boss

>>544892724
>>544892934
This really is just the nightrein general now isn't it?

>>544893026
It's been that way for a while.

>>544892934
it's supposed to be a supportive pve ash, constant knockdown/crowd controll is pretty strong if you are co-oping or have spirit summons

>>544893026
what else is there to talk about? who fucked marika when? nightreign is actually fun unlike elden horse riding simulator

>>544873690
They both bugged thoughbeit*

>>544893183
I just came back after not playing for a while

>>544879723
>ugly face
Not Nordic/Celt looking enough for the cosplay I'm afraid xis

>>544892934
Golden land would be good of it was like the version the erdtree avatars had which shoot off at least three times more projectiles.

Really wish the pvp spinoff wasn't fucking nintendo exclusive. ER pve isn't as fun as DS

>>544891446
do the charge attack ones stack?

'Goku mode' would imply losing to Perfect Cell and Super Buu and needing to be carried thoughbeit

>>544893976
different qualities stack yeah so thats 96% negation after 1 quick dagger r2

>>544893859
It'll come to PC eventually so just wait, nobody should give jewtendo a single shekel

>>544892663
>needs heavy modding to not look like shit
kek

>>544894687
I don't even own a single jewtendo device. It is my comeuppance for being a snoycuck though and hogging bloodborne all to myself

>>544884784
Scarlet Nexus? And Code Vein was also mid

gg caligo

>>544894201
(1 - 0.4) * (1 - 0.32) * (1 - 0.24) = 0.31, your math is bad

>>544895337
gg
based yellow greatshield of dmg negation

My experience in the random queue for nightfarer pick rate:

1. Ironeye
2. Recluse
3. Duchess
4. Wylder
5. Revenant
6. Raider
7. Executor
8. Guardian

>>544896051
erg password is the same except you swap ironeye with wylder

I want sissyslut and zdrada to pleasure me with their big boobs

>>544896889
Wrong, only like 2 or 3 people play recluse on the password. From my experience its
1. Wylder
2. Duchess
3. Iron eye
4. Revenant
5. Executor
6. Recluse
7. Raider
8. Guardian

>>544897813
>recluse that low
theres a recluse in every fucking game, you are just making shit up

>>544897283
I want a footjob from brynhildr

>>544896051
I see shittons of executor.

>>544897283
Those are both men, you are gay.

>>544897813
Duchess being that high shows you play with the steam sisters.

>>544896051
Funnily enough this more or less correlates with how good the class is.
>>544897813
I feel like the pickrates on the PW changes a lot. I used to barely see duchess but then sissyslut became a duchess main and zwhatever started playing 12 hours a day and since they both no life the game I play with them a lot.

>>544897813
No one here plays wylder. Ironeye sissies and griefbow cosplayers don't count

>>544898517
Nope they're cute girls with voluptuous bodies

>>544897283
Sissysucc is a flat sissy boy

>>544898420
In D5? People are terrified of melee characters there in the random q.

>>544898734
Wylders became really popular once people realized hes a good defensive option.

>youwy says Ironeye is the best depths nightfarer
His takes are such retarded dogshit because he solos. Ironeye is top 3 but certainly not number one, he's too weak.

>no /dsg/ or even /fsg/ anymore
fuck
I hope people don't mind if I talk about Bloodborne in here...

>>544898892
All the characters are the best in the babby mode. It literally an useless opinion for 99.9% of the playerbase.

>>544898892
d3 player take

>>544898734
There are so many one trick duchess and wylders in the password

>>544897892
Literally see none in the victory screens posted and that lines up with my experience

>>544898980
bloodborne is allowed everywhere

>>544899057
There's only like 12 people on the password, period. There isn't a large number of any 1 nightfarer as a result.

>>544899073
Okay cause I just finally got around to revisiting it (on PC) after playing it for a couple days at a friends house back when it came out
Any playstyles/early builds you'd recommend? or at least whatever starter class is the all rounder so I can try as much shit as possible? I never got very far during the short time I played it

>>544898793
Nope, you're a gay chaser in denial.

>>544898734
You don't actually play with the pw if you think that.

>>544898818
Wylder was always popular.

>>544898734
t. castersissy