/twg/ - Total War General
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:26:55 PM
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I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE TRUE PHOENIX KING!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:29:39 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:32:38 PM
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Thanquol soon, friends!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:37:27 PM
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>>545796126
40k soon, BROTHERS!
>>545795060
>Morathi is even older
Source?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:41:54 PM
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>>545798717
>>545795649
40k total was would just be the dawn of war series, and 4 fucking sucked so good luck seeing more besides remasters.
imagine both the games they reveal on the 4th are some random garbage nobody cares about
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:43:41 PM
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>>545794514
Kino incoming
>>545796002
being his mom retard bro
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:45:07 PM
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>>545796224
Imagine? Anon thats whats going to happen lol.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:45:07 PM
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>>545796402
A likely story
Anyone got that petition image of Dechala saved?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:55:07 PM
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>try Kislev
>have to refund the game because I can no longer afford anything
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:58:55 PM
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>>545794514
looks good
Third Age Total War might finally have a successor
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 10:59:06 PM
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>>545799993
>>545794292 (OP)
Is this the Miao Ying yoga pants artist
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:03:36 PM
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>>545802156
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:04:56 PM
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>>545796126
It would be the Total War series.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:06:59 PM
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>>545799121
I think Medieval 3 reveal is more likely than 40K.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:07:58 PM
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>>545798995
They'll reveal both a fantasy and a historical game anon, wake up!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:11:51 PM
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>>545796224
Valrak is literally doing a stream the 4th december for the 40K reveal.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:12:26 PM
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>>545800587
Historical game: Total War: Diadochi
Fantasy game: Total War: Discworld
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:13:53 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:16:34 PM
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LUTHOR HARKON SHOOTS YOUR HISTORICAL GAME
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:16:36 PM
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>>545796224
The only ones most hurt by it would be CA themselves.
Foreigner explain this! Why does your god cavort with the enemy of Grand Cathay?
>>545799630
>Historical game: Total War: Diadochi
i would like that over med3 tbqh
haha guys remember remember remember when uhm reddit elf (good) beat other reddit elf (bad) (voldemort) (darth vader)?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:21:22 PM
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>>545801212
>>545800441
It was Sigmar so it was the very earliest dawn of human civilization in the Old World so they still had no idea what rat ass bastards dark elves are.
They probably learned after that meeting.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:22:22 PM
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>>545800441
Sigmar does not recognize the state of ulthuan
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:25:26 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:26:21 PM
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>>545800591
Yeah I remember when Malekith beat Tyrion.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:26:23 PM
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>>545800620
Cease your forked tongue ,foreigner! Do not anger the dragon!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:28:04 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:28:54 PM
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>>545801778
>>545800441
Big deal, Malekith knew Sigmar. Dude know literal gods, was friends with one. It's just another day for him.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:30:53 PM
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>>545802098
>>545801547
>there's a non-zero chance Sigmar banged Morathi
I don't know how to feel about this.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:32:20 PM
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>>545803538
So i am replaying old total war games and napoleon’s europe campaign on hardest difficulty is some absolutely insane shit. How to i fight endless waves of autistic austrians and prussians while keeping an eye out for the conniving eternal anglo? No matter what I do i feel stretched too thin, any battle tips? I assume prussia will always declare ok you no matter what? This is way harder than any warhammer campaign, your general can die to a stray shot jeez
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:33:22 PM
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>>545800591
>white elf!
>black elf!
>White elf!!
>Black elf!!
>WHITE ELF!!!
>BLACK ELF!!!
zzz agreed
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:33:32 PM
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>>545801778
Would Sigmar be a good father-in-law?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:34:09 PM
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>>545802272
>>545798550
I was thinking of the version with the petitions shopped on the paper, but thanks
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:35:12 PM
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>>545802553
>>545802156
Here you go bro. Don't forget to sign it.
>>545772376
How so
I don't know anything about him other than he's the kangz' super necromancer
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:37:31 PM
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Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:39:30 PM
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>>545802328
He's basically everything cringe about AoS put into a Fantasy character.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:43:21 PM
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ikit players will hang
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:45:34 PM
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>>545801960
Maybe you'll appreciate napoopon a bit more as a general now ok buddy?
>turned 26 today
For my birthday wish, I wish the Bretonnia rework isn't botched
Saars will be dissapointed when 4th of december will reveal...NOTHING
>>545802328
Problem with Nagash is that he jumps too many power levels that kind of didn't make sense and he gets vamped/wanked off too much. He could've been just an uber powerful lich who created modern necromancy and it would've been kosher, but at some point it was decided that fagash had to be an uber powerful death god, eating his own pantheon etc
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:47:56 PM
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>>545803878
>>545803713
Bro we already know CA is on the Warhammer show.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:48:44 PM
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>>545803787
proof?
Valrakku-kun saying something isn't proof
>>545803652
haha look at this old loser fuck you old person
bitch
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:51:27 PM
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>>545804389
>w-we totally got proof guyz!
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:51:39 PM
No.545804232
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Kugath and a nurgling doomstack explode out of your ass
Are you winning this fight?
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:51:47 PM
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>>545803713
Go home to your family, dude
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:52:25 PM
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>>545803894
>Playing unc-coded games
You get what you deserve
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:52:47 PM
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>>545803750
>establish in old lore Khaine knew necromancy before elves even existed
>make Nagash get explosive diarrhea when he comes in contact with Khaine and drop that plot
>pretend it's Morr and the other gods of death that are somehow related to undeath to avoid any conflict with Khaine
>make Nagash eat the gods that SPECIFICALLY can't reanimate the dead
>tell everyone this actually makes him stronger in summoning the dead
I hate ET so much I can't express it in human words.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:52:58 PM
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>>545804209
Sars this doesn't look good....
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:55:47 PM
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>>545803750
If the lore was consistent Nagash would die to the Nehekaran lore of light in a second.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:56:42 PM
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>>545803894
NTA, but I'm 27.
You're mother and I are very disappointed in you son. Stop bullying your elders on the internet.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:57:17 PM
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>>545803652
Bretonnia already had 3 reworks. Nothing can fix them they are just shit by nature of being Bretonnian.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 11:58:35 PM
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>>545805534
>>545803894
>26 is old
I'm 33
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:02:28 AM
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>>545805886
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:02:42 AM
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>>545806701
>>545805081
31 here. I only play Tomb Kings nowadays, it's the only faction I identify with...
Do people actually post on 4channel above 25?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:05:12 AM
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>>545807001
>>545799993
To think it all started with Repanse here
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:05:36 AM
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i kill people
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:06:00 AM
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>>545805501
The very first DLC TWW1 got was based only on ET lore. More have followed.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:06:06 AM
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>>545805607
Yes. Have you never seen the "30+ year" threads on /v/?
>t.28 year old
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:07:38 AM
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>>545806314
>>545800587
You will probably have to wait for Rome 3.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:09:46 AM
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>>545806071
>Rome 3
VGH....
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:10:40 AM
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>>545805607
Some people have been here since you were suckling yo momma's titties, son
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:12:49 AM
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>>545805607
the young are so cutely innocent
you're here forever too, dont forget that
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:13:33 AM
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>>545805534
Fun fact, Malekith, Be'lakor, Morathi, Lizardmen LLs (excluding maybe Tehenhauin) are older than Settra and the Kangs in general. Also Orion, Durthu, Coeddil, Drycha, Kholek, and IIRC most if not all Cathay Dragons. Astragoth Zoolahoo is also of a similar age to Kangs, but it's impossible to confirm if he's older or younger to Settra, but definitely was at least around the last dynasty or two.
>>545799993
>>545805803
I am very tired of this American obsession with arseholes.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:18:41 AM
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>>545807001
People of darker complexions are know to exhibit such tendencies.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:28:15 AM
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>>545808475
>>545805607
4chan is alot like prison
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:30:00 AM
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>>545808726
>>545808278
Not at all, you can leave at any time
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:32:26 AM
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>>545809090
>>545808475
*you can check out any time you like, But you can never leave
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:35:40 AM
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>>545808726
We're like the guy who got released in shawshank and ended up killing himself a couple of days after being free.
recommand me a game while we wait for ToT
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:36:28 AM
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>>545857560
>>545807001
I am very tired of this euro obsession with America.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:37:25 AM
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>>545809464
>>545809106
Learn algebra.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:38:48 AM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:40:36 AM
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>>545809106
I'm playing Mass Effect trilogy right now. I'll try to finish it before dlc is out.
Is battlelfeet gothic good?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:47:54 AM
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wait is aislinn like a horde faction or something
like a ghetto nakai
>>545809106
expedition 33 so you can imagine what brettonia would be like if it was good
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:56:11 AM
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>>545810989
Sir, this is a Total War: Warhammer 3 general
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:10:47 AM
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>>545874952
>>545805607
I'm 33
You cant leave this place unless you figure out how to be a normalfag
If you're a normalfag, why are you even here?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:12:43 AM
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>>545818515
>franchise is in such a bad state the thread is more likely to talk about other games
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:13:22 AM
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>>545810470
The first one is. Second less so due to some weird development drama
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:29:39 AM
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>>545810470
Pretty good as long as you turn down the invasion frequency in the difficulty modifier. Campaign wise the 2nd is better but it has less ship customization, and can be unstable sometimes because easy anti cheat.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:31:10 AM
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Whats this dragon encounter thing about then?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:59:31 AM
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>>545817753
It's the number of turns until the next dragon encounter happens
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:04:16 AM
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>>545813226
Go cry about it to your cuckbabys mum sweetheart.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:10:11 AM
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>>545817753
probably the number of turns until next dragon encounter
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:34:52 AM
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>>545817753
probably has to do with encountering a dragon, maybe a timer of some sort?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:36:01 AM
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>>545822218
is there ever a reason to take the dragon buff over fighting them?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:41:07 AM
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>>545821682
one of the buffs is 20 armor piercing damage and 60% armor piercing missile damage to all armies for 10 turns. There is literally absolutely nothing else this strong for anyone.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:02:09 AM
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>>545824647
I'm stuck with the ancient I5 9400F and a 1660 Super. Medium settings are OK for battles, but the campaign map chugs and lags like hell.
What systems, settings and FPS are you getting?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:06:06 AM
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>>545824249
I'm on an overclocked Ryzen 5800X3D with a 4070 and the campaign map still chugs, I dont think its fixable.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:35:41 AM
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>>545800587
It was beyond silly to not have done a Diadochi expansion. It would have been doable and plenty popular, and wrath of sparta shows they weren't singleminded to Rome.
>>545810989
I'm modding for it. Depending on what a guy says I might have the linothoraxes to make my 'homerize the campaign map visuals/units' possible. But it's also with a hanging sword of damocles over my head with if CA announces medieval 3 and it's got the shit I want to work on right out the gate I will bounce to that whenever it comes out.
Why aren't you guys playing EU5 like Legend told us to?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:11:22 AM
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>>545830865
Alarielle needs a complete rework
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:13:58 AM
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>>545831002
>>545830640
what do you have in mind?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:15:51 AM
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>>545831240
>>545830865
She can seduce Male lords into fighting for her similar to slaanesh
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:17:23 AM
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>>545828716
I'm not playing a paradox game at launch, gtfo. Gotta get at least a couple of DLC into it before its an worthwhile upgrade from the previous title in the series.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:18:31 AM
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>>545831002
Tyrion wouldn't like that...
should i let the drooki rapefugees in /twg/?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:41:19 AM
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>>545833234
The first post in 22 minutes and it's not even Total War.
Grim.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:41:32 AM
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>>545833234
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:43:03 AM
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>>545833087
but i was told this is a warhammer general?
>>545833097
i didn't... sorry malekek......
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:06:33 AM
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>>545796002
Morathi is from his parents generation.
Hellebron and Alith Anar are from his chldren generation (he have no children, just to be clear).
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:09:32 AM
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skaven assassins really are just jackasses, also surprised the maneaters even survived, they got taken down to 1 figure and were just hiding behind a cliff until I noticed them at the very end
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:11:50 AM
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>>545807001
kinda fag ngl
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:14:53 AM
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>>545847810
>>545832970
Not one Druchii.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:48:54 AM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:06:28 AM
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>>545843168
>>545807001
arseholes are hot and im tired of pretending they're not.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:08:03 AM
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>>545809330
lmao im actually playing skyrim while i wait for ToT
>>545839832
Why are people immediately associating the butt with the butthole? The vagina is right there next to it too.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:47:34 AM
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>>545843168
same with the benis
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:57:33 AM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:13:43 AM
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>>545847338
AI Bretonnia is strong because of how hard the game cheats oh you play Bretonnia? One guy will get stuck and you wont push past a goblin the AI plays Bretonnia and somehow they push past braced spearmen into your backline
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:41:24 AM
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>>545845128
no faction completely countered by spearmanii can be hard to beat
>>545835736
How come manlets haven't axed and caved them? Also wutelgi and normal elgi?
>>545796224
>historical title announcement
>Total War: Stone Age
>fantasy title announcement
>Total War: Pillars of Eternity
>also tides of Torment is delayed again
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:08:45 AM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:18:37 AM
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>>545848540
>alien isolation sequel announcement
>changed to Prey (2022) movie: isolation
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:19:12 AM
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>>545878952
>>545847810
They actually are hidden in Middenheim. And no, Dwarfs are not allowed to kill elves on the spot in the Empire.
>Also wutelgi and normal elgi?
What about them ?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:44:33 AM
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>>545848540
>Total War: Stone Age
Just reskinned Total War Africa, baka
>>545809179
People seethe over the peoples who surpass them. Especially Brits.
It's why Americans seethe so much about even the most trivial news from China, even though China still has a long way to go. The possibility of them being the next superpower is enough.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:03:01 AM
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>>545862920
Undead general.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:05:57 AM
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>>545857560
what, nobody seethes about china, outside of the constant espionage, they know theyre a paper tiger, i think the average person is more concerned with israel or russia
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:17:48 AM
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>>545847810
Dawi are second tier citizens in the Empire compared to elves.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:18:57 AM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:32:17 AM
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>>545861062
Even in death, we still shitpost.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 12:20:42 PM
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>>545794292 (OP)
Is EB2 worth it or should I just play DEI?
>>545857560
ME CHINESE
I TELL JOKE
ME GO PEEPEE IN YOUR COKE
>ME AMERICAN
>ME SO SMART
>ME NO DRINK THE PEEPEE PART
can't we all just get along?
So Legend is porting the "saving your disaster campaign" format in EU V
Hopes? Expectations? I feel hes gonna save a Byzantines Campaign first
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:08:01 PM
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>>545869675
>>545868783
No, humans are hardwired to be tribalist
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:08:39 PM
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>>545870281
>>545869621
thank god I'm not human
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:08:59 PM
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>>545868783
>can't we all just get along?
sir, this a TOTAL WAR's
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:15:39 PM
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>>545869675
holy shit is that KHORNE>???>?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:21:16 PM
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>>545869181
Take your /gsg/ shit to /vst/
this will happen to every single one of you
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:34:51 PM
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>>545872123
>>545871342
Oh no org grabbing my fugging benis??? :DDD
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:38:45 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 1:55:26 PM
No.545873307
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thats right you big dumb bat, every single nigga in my army is strapped
I really wish CA would implement better AI than "Run at you in a straight line"
Are there any mods that change up the battle AI at all?
Or is that lost knowledge
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:00:45 PM
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>>545873823
>>545873637
None that work well.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:01:00 PM
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>>545873823
>>545873637
No, CA needs to rebuild the AI from the ground up.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:01:54 PM
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>>545873637
The AI, deep down, still thinks it's playing Empire.
>>545873710
>>545873734
Hopefully they have a new engine for whatever they reveal in December then
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:02:42 PM
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>>545873823
Don't keep your hopes up.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:04:18 PM
No.545873971
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>>545874121
>start arbal campaign
>autoresolve the ogre camp on turn 2
>crash
>fight it manually
>no crash
well fuck you too then
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:04:50 PM
No.545874008
[Report]
>>545873823
ChatGPT powered AI coming right up
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:06:28 PM
No.545874121
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>>545873971
Play the fucking game monkey
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:10:18 PM
No.545874372
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>>545874808
why won;t ca introduce a new mechanic called: suckles me penis
dlc of course
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:15:15 PM
No.545874754
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>>545873823
It will be UE5
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:15:55 PM
No.545874808
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>>545874372
*peanus weanus
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:18:02 PM
No.545874952
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>>545813035
>If you're a normalfag, why are you even here?
I like TWW
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:37:52 PM
No.545876468
[Report]
>>545871342
To die in battle...
>>545871342
no it won't, I'm wrathful and unbeatable like Achilles!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 2:57:07 PM
No.545877942
[Report]
>>545881137
>>545877863
>Stabs your heel
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:09:53 PM
No.545878952
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>>545850298
>And no, Dwarfs are not allowed to kill elves on the spot in the Empire.
THIS GOES IN DA BUK
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:10:05 PM
No.545878969
[Report]
>>545881137
>>545877863
>le epin unstoppable killing machine
>is retarded enough to let them stab his only weak point
>dies from having his heel stabbed
what a fucking jobber
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:10:43 PM
No.545879004
[Report]
>>545873637
The AI has never been good but it arguably peaked in Napoleon or in Attila and has been getting progressively worse since
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:24:36 PM
No.545880084
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>>545879932
It was such an epic girl power moment when she stabbed him
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:28:41 PM
No.545880410
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>>545880484
I AM THE BEST DLC, IT WAS PROMISED!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:29:43 PM
No.545880484
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>>545880410
>dlc that adds 3 factions so overpowered they loop back into being boring
*yawn*
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:31:11 PM
No.545880613
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:33:03 PM
No.545880762
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>>545828716
>can't watch little men fight
Cringe??
omens of destruction was kind of ass
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:37:56 PM
No.545881137
[Report]
>>545881309
>>545877942
>>545878969
>>545879932
Achilles died because of Apollo, not because of anything P*ris did
he would have missed his shot without the help
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:38:27 PM
No.545881179
[Report]
>>545884385
>>545880864
Yeah like it didn't make greenskins and ogres OP?
Wtf???
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:40:16 PM
No.545881309
[Report]
>>545887798
>>545881137
apollo killed brad pitt?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 3:49:44 PM
No.545882201
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>>545883738
>>545880864
I think even CA was ashemed of that one. Especially after ToD. Thats why they keep delaying ToT.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:01:47 PM
No.545883205
[Report]
>>545883707
Tuesday = Aislinn blog
Wednesday = Aislinn gameplay
Thursday = Aislinn stream
Upvote if this was helpful
Downvote if this was unhelpful
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:07:19 PM
No.545883702
[Report]
Total War: Friendship
No war
Only peace
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:07:23 PM
No.545883707
[Report]
>>545883819
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:07:46 PM
No.545883738
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:08:53 PM
No.545883819
[Report]
>>545884025
>>545883707
Two weeks after Aislinn
Aislinn
Dechala
Sayl
Masque
Is the order
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:11:17 PM
No.545884025
[Report]
>>545884131
>>545883819
But I want Sayl now
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:12:30 PM
No.545884131
[Report]
Sayl is going to be a warrior-spellcaster that rides a mammoth.
How will you deal with that?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:15:35 PM
No.545884385
[Report]
>>545884547
>>545881179
All the units are now rebalanced to fit mp balance so it's not as OP as it was on launch.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:15:47 PM
No.545884408
[Report]
>>545884257
i will kick his faggot head in with Skarbrand
>>545884385
>All the units are now rebalanced to fit mp balance
This is bad because... well it just is ok??
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:19:20 PM
No.545884724
[Report]
>>545884257
>le big target
>>545880864
SoC was a mess. ToD was great. Omens was mediocre. What does this means for ToT?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:22:19 PM
No.545884956
[Report]
>>545884257
Just like they did in the book
You shoot him.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:25:41 PM
No.545885270
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>>545884884
Opposite of mediocre so pretty good?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:27:16 PM
No.545885415
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>>545884257
Is that it? Surely he also needs a mortis engine (stronger) and a nuke ability?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:28:55 PM
No.545885561
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>>545884884
Bottom tier trash.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:33:33 PM
No.545885992
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>>545884547
Never said it's bad. But we have to stop pretending the DLC is anywhere as OP as it was on release.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:37:27 PM
No.545886331
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>>545886915
Oh boy! DLC for Helfzzzzzzzz
HUH? Oh! Right!
We're getting DLC for Norszzzzzzzzzzzzz
Whu- Woah!
Is that some Helf Slaanezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*snoring*
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:44:33 PM
No.545886915
[Report]
>>545886331
The gunpowder goon has given his biting commentary
>>545884547
If unit is balanced for MP, its imbalanced in campaign after tech buffs. Furthermore MP operates on different assumptions than SP on what is good performance (for example unit that inflicts more damage than it is worth but gets mauled in the process is good in MP but bad in SP), so balancing with MP in mind inherently leads to worse SP balance. Catering to 0,1% of playerbase at the detriment of 99,9% is just bad business.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:47:51 PM
No.545887167
[Report]
>>545886943
Well then the tech simply needs to be buffed instead of the imbalanced shit it is
Not MPChads fault that you guys don't demand that from CA
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:48:21 PM
No.545887207
[Report]
>>545889052
>>545886943
Every unit in this game is balanced for MP first the generic tech tree bonuses are also informed by this. Only thing that can make a unit OP is unique lord mechanics and abilities not the tech tree.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:54:45 PM
No.545887798
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>>545881309
should have for that travesty of a film
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:57:16 PM
No.545888003
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>>545888354
>>545886943
This.
SP has to consider
>a unit's longevity, because it will persist in the campaign after a given battle, and may even be needed to fight multiple battles consecutively.
>a unit's upkeep, which matters far more in singleplayer than its one-time recruitment cost
>what tier a unit is, when it is recruitable, what tech and structures are necessary to recruit it, etc.
>campaign buffs a unit may get from passives, tech, general abilities and events
>WoM usage, since it is a campaign-persistent limited resource
>how well suited the unit is for field battles, chokepoint battles, unwalled settlement battles and walled sieges
>how optimal that unit is in a 20/40-unit stack, because SP battles are almost always between full stacks regardless of the gold cost within.
A good example of this friction is missile units.
In multiplayer, a missile unit is limited by its ammo. It expends its ammo and then is effectively eliminated from the battle, or it's pressured by the enemy and never gets the opportunity to expend its ammo. Missile units need to be strong in MP because you can only spare to have a few of them and still have enough frontline to give them the opportunity to expend their ammo and because they need to be able to deal their gold value's worth in damage
By comparison, in singleplayer a missile unit restocks its ammo after every battle and can inflict all of its damage in a battle without exposing itself to casualties. For a ranged unit to be pull its weight in SP, it just needs to inflict casualties/damage equivalent to one unit on the enemy side. Armies that are majority ranged units are viable in SP as certain factions, because the efficiency of dealing all of your damage with minimal casualties, and thus being able to repeatedly face battles consecutively without waiting for replenishment, makes them incredibly efficient.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 4:58:03 PM
No.545888086
[Report]
tca will lose the zoomer vote
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:01:06 PM
No.545888354
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>>545888003
The direct consequence of this is that ranged units, which have traditionally been balanced carefully considering how efficient they can be in singleplayer, were buffed repeatedly in warhammer to help balance their opportunity cost in multiplayer.
As a result, many missile units are too efficient in singleplayer campaigns, and their factions have been warped around the power and efficiency of archer/crossbow/gunpowder doomstacks.
How do I make it 100% And I got the mods to do it on I just want to make it 100%.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:04:56 PM
No.545888705
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>>545888872
>>545888412
conquer the rest of the high helf elves
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:06:38 PM
No.545888872
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>>545888951
>>545888705
Can't I just Confederate them?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:07:31 PM
No.545888951
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>>545888872
confederating is diplomatic conquering
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:07:43 PM
No.545888973
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>>545889147
>>545888412
Why did they disable making the UI smaller, how the fuck is the ui taking up 1/3rd of the screen on a smaller res acceptable
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:08:15 PM
No.545889019
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>>545889848
skaven single entities are really the worst
Why doesn't Yari Samurai have Yari Wall? What the fuck
Also is there a point to matchlock units? They're all super late game and my Bow Warrior Monks are mulching everything
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:08:36 PM
No.545889052
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>>545887207
The tech trees are nowhere near as well balanced as the base units
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:09:44 PM
No.545889147
[Report]
>>545889248
>>545888973
Oh do the image I took was a screenshot of my whole computer but I didn't want you to see the internet tabs I had on what internet page I was on so I took out everything except for while the game .
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:10:52 PM
No.545889248
[Report]
>>545889742
>>545889147
Anon, can you smell burnt toast right now?
40k is coming
State your faction and favorite unit
>Tau
>Broadside battlesuit with railgun
I can't fucking wait to be a railgun cancer on this game
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:16:19 PM
No.545889742
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>>545889248
No, I'm just using speak to text with the TV on in the background I do not smell toast button I am not having a seizure.And I want to keep my internet as private as possible.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:17:19 PM
No.545889848
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>>545890061
>>545889019
it only took another 50 minutes to run down the shattered tretch because he has ward save when losing and fucking 70 melee defense
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:17:27 PM
No.545889865
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>>545889634
Death guards
Chaos white women
>>545889634
>Tau
won't be a thing until TW:W40k III
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:19:21 PM
No.545890061
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>>545889848
drazhoath why did you job against tretch and leave me to deal with this
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:23:48 PM
No.545890456
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>>545889929
I'll play IG until they come.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:24:19 PM
No.545890510
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>>545890898
>>545889929
>TW:W40k III
They'll make a single tw 40k with alll they've learned from tww
>>545889047
>Why doesn't Yari Samurai have Yari Wall?
yari samurai are meant to suck
>is there a point to matchlock units?
they do ridiculous amounts of damage, a single volley can decimate an entire unit
they're absurdly good in defensive sieges
>They're all super late game
Otomo get matchlock from turn 1
>my Bow Warrior Monks
are significantly more expensive and have way fewer men per unit
Oda can buy 4 units of 160 musket armed peasantmanii each for every 1 unit of 100 monks you can, so good luck outshooting that
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:28:33 PM
No.545890898
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>>545890510
We're going to get 12 different tw 40ks with all they've learned from tww. TW 40k, TW 40k: Horus Heresy, TW 40k: Great Crusade, TW 40k: Callixis Sector, etc
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:29:09 PM
No.545890954
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>>545889929
I doubt they would go through the hell of making multiple games and trying to keep balance and patch parity between then.
The tech to update the same game for years and years isn't new by this point.
Just look at Paradox games or Fortnite.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:43:19 PM
No.545892265
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>>545893856
>>545889634
>40k is coming
source?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:45:04 PM
No.545892448
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>>545890664
My Bow Warrior monks have 175 range and 100 reloading skill and close to accuracy, everything they shoot dies.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:47:25 PM
No.545892680
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>>545895347
>>545889634
I remember in DoW they would stomp their feet into the ground to anchor themselves and then an expansion took that out and it was like ???
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 5:48:56 PM
No.545892840
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>>545890664
/twg/ brainlets don't understand quantity is a quality, don't bother
Talking about Shogun 2. Are bow cavalry any good? I wanna mongol.
>>545892265
chapter master valrak
>>545893856
>The HERO of 40kek is some Dornfanboy
yikes
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:01:06 PM
No.545894124
[Report]
>>545894206
Real men only use No Dachi samurai to charge on the front and Yari cavalry to charge from the rear with Fire Rockets forcing the enemy to attack you
Anything else is shamefur dispray
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:01:13 PM
No.545894134
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>>545894637
>>545894042
next loyalist 100%
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:01:52 PM
No.545894206
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>>545894124
katana cav are better
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:03:56 PM
No.545894423
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>>545894042
>literally the guy who revived SM
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:05:24 PM
No.545894570
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when you assault kyoto just bring 6-8 stacks of loansword ashigaru
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:05:47 PM
No.545894610
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>>545889929
Tau are a big candidate for early inclusion just because they're one of the few xenos unit rosters that aren't a glorified endgame crisis.
Obviously launch will have Eldar and Orks. Necron and Tyranid are big candidates for early DLC but they're both basically crisis-tier threats. Tau are a good candidate because they're unique (unlike Dark Eldar just being an unpopular subfaction) and flesh out the map without being an apocalyptic enemy the way that Tyranid or Chaos are.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:06:00 PM
No.545894637
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>>545895068
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:09:09 PM
No.545894953
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>>545893681
Not really.
Bow Ashigaru are the kings of Shogun 2's combat and bow cavalry are basically just foot archers that move fast but have like 1/3 of the models. They don't have any innate damage advantages to offset the lower model count and really the only situation where being an archer unit that moves fast is an advantage is when kiting cavalry, but kiting is weird and inconsistent in Shogun 2 and cavalry isn't really that threatening.
In other games, the real advantage of bow cavalry is that they can easily circle around to circumvent shields blocking missiles, but nothing in Shogun 2 is shielded.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:10:08 PM
No.545895059
[Report]
Bruh, low tier germanic troops are glass cannons. I'm just gfoing to use early game cohors/legios as Ostrogoths cause the axe boys just fold to the AI spamming ranged/skirmisher units.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:10:13 PM
No.545895068
[Report]
>>545894637
They should have canonically looked like this
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:12:52 PM
No.545895347
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>>545892680
Relic being relic.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:15:16 PM
No.545895596
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>>545894042
Still way better than whatever soikek is.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:16:29 PM
No.545895730
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>>545895829
>chaos knights of khorne still have broken models (they use the chosen ror variants)
>skulltaker's juggernaut is also broken
>skulltaker also randomly has one of skarbrand's voice lines
It's been a year since OOD btw.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:17:23 PM
No.545895829
[Report]
>>545895730
>he's still playing fantasy
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:18:44 PM
No.545895949
[Report]
>>545896862
>>545889047
Yari Samurai exist to suck... for some reason. CA just really couldn't find a role for this unit despite how small S2's rosters are.
Matchlock units just kill more than archers. Samurai all have armour that gives them an extra saving roll when they're hit by bows, reducing the casualties taken. Naginata Samurai also have an additional roll to survive on top of that. Matchlocks ignore this value, making them more lethal against lategame samurai armies than archers.
Matchlock Ashigaru have miserable reload speed so they're really only good for the initial volley. I think their sustained DPS is actually lower than bows but they can basically delete a charging unit of samurai if you time that volley right, because their accuracy increases with distance. They also get a massive RoF buff when defending castle walls, which make them the absolute best unit to garrison with.
Matchlock Samurai have much better RoF and cleanly beat all bow units in killing power
Portugese Tercio are both the strongest ranged unit in the game and also comparable to Naginata Samurai in melee but they're exclusive to the Otomo.
All matchlocks have a significant range disadvantage vs bows, especially the special elite bows with extra range and since Ashigaru don't have any missile resistance there's really no advantage to using guns against them.
You'll understand their strength/weaknesses and their roll in the battlefield better if you play as the Otomo, who get them from the start of the game. For anyone else I think the campaign is basically over before you unlock them, and by that point your archers have so many buffs and chevrons that there's no reason to bother.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:19:56 PM
No.545896062
[Report]
FUCK just realized it's still November
Gotta wait a whole month for that drop
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:20:13 PM
No.545896090
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>>545893681
no they're trash
yari cavalry and takeda fire cavalry are kang
katana cavalry aren't good for charges but great after those two have charged the enemy already
in fall of the samurai revolver cavalry are broken, they're similar to pistoliers or outriders with grenade launchers at max chevron
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:21:51 PM
No.545896246
[Report]
>>545896998
>>545873637
Warhammer runs on a fork of an earlier game full of spaghetti that is a fork of an earlier game full of spaghetti that is a fork of an earlier game from two decades ago full of spaghetti. Its a wonder the game even runs.
Date of Shimazu for the better campaign experience/unit effectiveness? I see Date are all about the no dachi charge and get bulletproof niggas, whereas the Shimazu can pump out better katana samurai and get the hand cannons.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:27:29 PM
No.545896862
[Report]
>>545895949
This
You use matchlocks only with Otomo and matchlock ashigarus hold the line until you can afford your first Huetuguese Tercio doomstack
Even better if you recruit them in a maxed gunsmith province, there's none in Kyushu but there's one near Mori territory
>>545893856
>e-celeb trash who said total war 40k was being announced at the skulls event
lmao
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:28:00 PM
No.545896926
[Report]
>>545896759
Date because BANZAI NIGGER
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:28:39 PM
No.545896998
[Report]
>>545896246
I hope 40k and Med3 run on knives.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:32:50 PM
No.545897453
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>>545896759
Shimazu start on Tutorial Island with both a blacksmith and fletcher province so you can just turtle there and build up doomstacks in safety. The provinces in the north of the map are fuckhuge and it'll take several turns to get from one town to another, drastically slowing your early expansion as Date.
is a visas deck worth even contemplating for genysis? Fucking sucks how far this dudes archetype has fallen.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:40:31 PM
No.545898317
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>>545897926
yes of course it is
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:44:14 PM
No.545898721
[Report]
>>545903446
>>545896867
He never said that, he just hoped it would.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:46:19 PM
No.545898958
[Report]
>>545896867
>OH MY LEGEND IS LEAVING WE ARE DOOMED!!!
>Lol e-celeb trash valrak
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:47:08 PM
No.545899048
[Report]
>Legend out of nowhere
Mindbroken
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 6:49:22 PM
No.545899295
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>>545897926
Nope, not at all
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:01:54 PM
No.545900549
[Report]
>>545901669
>>545896759
Date is high level of kino.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:12:19 PM
No.545901669
[Report]
>>545915482
>>545900549
how do I siege if I cant utilize my charge bonus/units? Just wait everybody out or spam stacks to AR?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:28:35 PM
No.545903446
[Report]
>>545898721
hopium?
as WORTHLESS as copium
i'm slowly learning to appreciate cavalry again
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:32:55 PM
No.545903909
[Report]
>>545903643
Cav is really good against rattos only unit they have against it is stormvermin and ai doesnt spam them that often
>>545903643
cavalry is bad and if you use it you are bad
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:39:37 PM
No.545904668
[Report]
>>545903643
Easy to love it when you get access to T5 cav early in the game and on 1 turn recruit. I would complain about Imrik being busted if it wasn't for his campaign being one of the hardest ones in the game.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:40:18 PM
No.545904746
[Report]
>>545904215
>I WAS WRONG ON PURPOSE
jesus christ he's pathetic
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:40:46 PM
No.545904805
[Report]
>>545904215
Two. Pivots. Ahead.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:40:59 PM
No.545904846
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>>545904215
>references The Pivot
>outsmarted both CA and its shills
>killed his own reputation in the community
>they fucking fell for it
Holy FUARK, Legend is actually our hero
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:41:29 PM
No.545904905
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>>545904215
>i-it was all a trap guys, I swear!
Ok, this is pathetic.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:42:59 PM
No.545905070
[Report]
Maybe some of us should warn paracucks about this guy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:43:05 PM
No.545905087
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>>545904027
SHITTER opinion
If your army has no cav it's bad
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:43:55 PM
No.545905178
[Report]
>>545905658
>TCA defense force out of nowhere
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:45:48 PM
No.545905359
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>>545904027
I feel exactly like this but for chariots.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:47:06 PM
No.545905532
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>>545906196
>>545904215
>he's still on about it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:47:30 PM
No.545905593
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:48:04 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:48:20 PM
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>>545904215
given the seethe from the TCAcucks in this thread alone, it actually worked, well played by the baldfuck
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:50:44 PM
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>>545904215
PIVOTCHADS we are VINDICATED!
what is legend yapping about?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:52:38 PM
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>>545906016
I'm halfway through his video and still have no idea what he's on about. Hope he's right
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:52:43 PM
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CA pivoted
Legend of total pivot won
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:52:51 PM
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>>545905532
>CA lied, legend cried
This post was brought to you by manscaped
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:53:40 PM
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>>545906016
He admitted he lied about the leaks he supposedly had, but it's not what you think, it was part of an elaborated plan to make CA pivot.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:54:05 PM
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>>545906016
Lords of Shang Yang and TCA's pivot from it was real all along
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:55:44 PM
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>>545907132
Decided to settle in Panonia as the Ostrogoths turn 2. Been fighting a food deficit and trying to keep Stilcho's army away from me whilst I try and get my situation stabalized. Turn 5 the Huns show up with 2 stacks and siege Sirmium. Bruh... they're not even going to attack are they? They'll probably just starve me out.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:57:56 PM
No.545906775
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>nukes
>offensive ambushes/stalk.
Until these things are removed from the game I don't want to hear shit about "cheating"
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:59:29 PM
No.545906942
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Imagine being so full of yourself that you unironically believe that a corporation would follow blindly what a single Jewtuber leaks.
Literally KWAB tier delusion.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 7:59:57 PM
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>>545906016
Overdosed on copium and is having a delirious breakdown.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:01:12 PM
No.545907132
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>>545910580
>>545906553
>settling on turn 2
but why
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:01:34 PM
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>these legend bullshit shitposters
Stop giving these schizos attention, holy fuck.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:01:43 PM
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>>545904215
How was any of what he said evidence?
He's fully cracked hasn't he?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:03:23 PM
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>Total War is such a small franchise that this literal who YouTuber gets this much attention in this thread
I don't know if I feel amused or sad.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:04:03 PM
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Jesus christ I did not know there were so many CA shills in this place
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:04:03 PM
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>>545908616
>>545904215
Why is he so zoomed in wtf?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:04:25 PM
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>they still don't realize that legend is the best paid CA shill
You're just mad Legend is a literal 300 IQ 4D Chess Player and this was all part of the plan that YOU didn't trvst btw LEGEND WINS FLAWLESS VICTORY
>>545907613
No... this cannot be
He has trapped us, he has caught our pivot with a masterful stroke of genius. AIEEEEEEE
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:07:57 PM
No.545907867
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>>545907941
>>545907737
he's literally Scipio, Hannibal, Napoleon, Caesar all wrapped in one your feeble mind cannot handle his misdirection and strategic and tactical prowess now I hope you booked a boat (not a plane thats too quick you need at least days to think about your betrayal) and you will PERSONALLY go to his house and apologise
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:08:11 PM
No.545907884
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>>545908131
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:08:28 PM
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lmao
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:09:19 PM
No.545907987
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>40kucks
>eceleb drama
How this general has fallen.
>>545904215
How old is this nigga?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:10:35 PM
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>>545908023
Jewish boomer, so naturally this is his fallback strategy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:10:41 PM
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>>545907884
>9000 jump cuts of Total War Warhammer from its launch to game 3 and every disaster battle cut to Legend uninstalling Total War while saying 'DECISIVE VICTORY' meanwhile pivot-deniers scream as the door shuts plunging them into darkness
kino
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:12:03 PM
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>>545904215
>I actually planned this the whole time
>the leaks were fake because I planned it
>by the way guys, I intentionally said the wrong thing
>did I mention I was wrong intentionally
>the [one thing I was accidentally correct about in my fake leaks] being true means I was correct in my intentional obfuscation
>guys I was wrong on purpose
>also CA PIVOTS from their plans according to the videos I release
This would be absolute top tier kino if it was a joke, but Legend is serious which makes it unbelievably cringe
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:13:45 PM
No.545908445
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>>545907941
Le master strappyhorse strikes again, simply ebin :^)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:13:49 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:14:06 PM
No.545908490
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>>545907314
This is kind of sad. I hope getting out being an eceleb helps him detoxify from all of that shit.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:14:30 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:14:38 PM
No.545908552
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>>545908768
I aint watching all that
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:14:42 PM
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>>545908826
>>545908023
about 40, younger than most of /twg/
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:15:21 PM
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>>545908678
>>545907438
he's a zoomer
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:15:54 PM
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>>545908789
>>545908616
yeah just like Robert Pattinson
I'd rather talk about 40k or even SW, this eceleb shit is boring.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:16:43 PM
No.545908768
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>>545908690
Go to /tg/ or /tv/ then fag
This is a history and LoTR general
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:16:52 PM
No.545908789
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>>545908678
i don't know who that is
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:17:00 PM
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>>545904215
I'm starting to get the feeling this Legend guy is a lolcow...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:17:04 PM
No.545908826
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>>545908557
Actually hes probably 3x as old as the average /twg/ toddler since liking and playing Slophammer is the equivalent of not having your balls dropped or having chopped them off like a troon manchild
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:17:25 PM
No.545908853
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>>545909136
>>545908690
let's talk about this
>>545794514
Which faction will you start with?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:18:05 PM
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So does this mean all Legend has to do to make sure 40k TW doesnt happen is make a video saying the game leaked?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:18:08 PM
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>>545908890
No but it's interesting.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:18:14 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:18:16 PM
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>>545908890
It's terrible, truly dire
It's my favorite
>>545904215
This video is so hard to follow what the fuck is he talking about? Was he on drugs when he made this?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:20:03 PM
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>>545908853
Dale or Erebor luv my infantry and archers
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:20:12 PM
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>>545909031
Only trve understanders can follow what he's saying anon. 300 IQ just hits different
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:20:20 PM
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>>545909452
>>545908890
Sharpe is an amazing series but I can never rewatch it. The amount of bullshit he has to deal with annoyed me to the point I wanted to break my monitor.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:21:05 PM
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>>545909031
It's quite simple, Legend laid out a masterful trap that CA fell for, oblivious of the danger they found themselves in while they wildly pivoted. But Pivot all they like, they only wormed themselves deeper into the trap, exposing themselves as frauds and Legend as a true strategic genius.
Do you understand now?
>pyrrhic victory
>low casualties
eh?????
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:21:57 PM
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>>545909195
Watch Hornblower instead, sailing ships are cooler anyway.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:22:03 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:22:29 PM
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>>545909871
>>545904215
So he has an artwork of unknown origin and it coincides with the IMDB page where any old smuck can edit.
How the fuck is this a proof?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:22:33 PM
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>>545909031
He's reached levels of cope previously thought impossible
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:22:45 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:23:12 PM
No.545909452
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>>545910501
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:23:15 PM
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>>545910308
Well, sir, on first sighting the Pivot, I naturally gave the order to Pivot. That's my style, sir
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:23:39 PM
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What did Legend lie about? I'm not watching the video.
funniest thing is he's going to get away with this. That fucker who shocked his dog showed that ecelebs can get away with anything as long as they do it with confidence. Fucking amazing.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:23:42 PM
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>>545909302
took it out of curiosity, that was like a close victory type of casualty
never seen those two before, pyrrhic and low casualties
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:24:29 PM
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>>545907314
This is one of those people that should have taken a break from any form of social media a long time ago. Hope he gets better.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:24:41 PM
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>>545909715
>>545794514
Why would anyone not play Rohan?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:24:55 PM
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>>545911226
>>545908890
I feel like Sharpe is the only pro-redcoat piece of media in existence
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:25:31 PM
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>>545909626
he said that!
>>545904215
Lords of Shang Yang art apparently, from Legend's video.
>>545909649
Gondor exists
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:27:01 PM
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>>545910109
>>545909375
Also Taoyan was IIRC known about at this point in time and on imdb, so if you were making a fake leak to feed to Legend, you'd include something like her. But no, clearly it makes more sense that CA pivoted less than two weeks after he released the video and released an animated monster that explicitly wasn't part of the DLC when we can clearly see how fast those guys work after Hyenas bit the dust
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:27:19 PM
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>>545909946
>>545909784
>g*ndor
Gross. You don't even have a king.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:27:44 PM
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>>545909902
Gondor needs no KANG
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:29:05 PM
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>>545909031
He never mentioned a legendary hero, Taoyan the Merciless in the original EXPOSED video so the CA would not PURGE the records.
That was not an accident, nor oversight. That was tactical AND strategic GENIUS.
Legend outmaneuvered CA like Hannibal at Cannae, he encircled them with screenshots, pinned their lies, and annihilated their front line of damage control interns.
Legend of Total War? More like the Scourge of Assembly.
>Volound
>Soitek
>Legend
why are our lolcows so good /twg/?
This is clown-kino of the highest order
can other generals even compete?
Through the sheer power of the Pivot, the Wheelchair and the Pear, we outdo them all
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:29:21 PM
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>>545909871
Taoyan thing as I understood was a trap, he deliberately did not mention her, because...Uh...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:29:44 PM
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>>545910091
N-no he's not a lolcow that was a really important video...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:29:50 PM
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So CA was able to scrap an entire DLC 'pivot' to another one and then, release another DLC in the same year but now when they have no DLC to scrap they're able to only release a single dlc a year?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:30:02 PM
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>>545910576
>>545909512
>get away with it
Everyone makes fun of this millionaire commie fuck now which is the biggest blow you can deal to a narcissist like him, unlike him, Legends on the good guys side.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:30:07 PM
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>>545910723
So let me get this straight. He thinks that CA scrapped an entire dlc to harm his reputation?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:30:09 PM
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11/9/2025, 8:30:35 PM
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>>545910374
>>545904215
What if TCAL also does this shit to Valarak? They don't reveal 40K when they were supposed to.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:31:10 PM
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>>545909457
CA PIVOTED WITH THEIR LIVES SIR, AS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:31:51 PM
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>>545910237
Maybe TCAL is also doing this to SEGA, they don't earn money when they were supposed to.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:32:49 PM
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11/9/2025, 8:32:55 PM
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>>545909649
Because I'm a man of Arnor, and thats who I am
Though I adore the lament of the Rohirrim (/the wanderer), almost as much as this
>>545909452
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:32:56 PM
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why are you retards saying TCAL instead of CA?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:33:10 PM
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Ca losted legend wonnered deal with it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:33:24 PM
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>>545904215
Pivot of Total Pivot pivotly pivoted pivots when Pivotive Pivotembly pivoted they'd pivot a pivot-c of three Capivot pivotary pivots, which he pivots made Pivotive Pivotembly pivot to a pivot pivot and pivot Pivots of Pivot inpivot.
Have you ever heard the Pivot of Darth Legend of Total War?
I thought not, its not a pivot the Jedi would tell you.
Darth Legend was E-celeb of Total War, so powerful in the shilling he could use his words to pivot people into false hope. He had such a presence he even claimed to make Total War pivot around his words. The egotistical side of fame is a pathway to many delusions some consider to be mental illness. He became so full of himseslf... the only thing he was afraid of was being wrong, which eventually, of course, he was. Unfortunately, he went on about fake leaks after being cut out for the 10th time, then his fanbase realized he was full of shit. Ironic. He could pivot himself, but not others.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:33:33 PM
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>>545910167
but he still has his cult following and his income, he never faced consequences for his action. Of course, what legend did is not nearly as bad as what hasan did, but he still should get some flak for it. Instead he gets to change the narrative with some bullshit and even make it look like a win.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:33:34 PM
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>>545907132
Because I dont want to go to Spain or Africa and wanted to see if it's possible to do it. I want to be able to hold back the hordes on the front line and pick apart WRE for expansion. The problem is, you start off broke with shitty armies aside from 6 units of gothic warband (which melt away to ranged fire).
>Devoted of Slaanesh look like this on tabletop with a unique design
>Devotees of Slaanesh are basically recolored Shades
Holy lazy
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:34:30 PM
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>>545911017
>>545904215
I'm not sure why I should even give a shit? I thought he was fucking away on off anyway? Why would I even care that a big streamer had info on a leak?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:34:43 PM
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>>545909763
I dont like it.
>>545910181
to steelman him. He thinks the community reaction to the leaks showed CA that the DLC would not be popular and so they scrapped it and pivoted
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:35:03 PM
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>>545904215
Reminder that the entire Pivot Piv: PivPivot series contains:
Pivot Piv: PivPivot
Pivot Piv: PivPivot: Pivot Pivoters
Pivot Piv: PivPivot: Piv of the Pivots
Pivot Piv: PivPivot: The Piv and the Vot
Pivot Piv: PivPivot: The Piv and the Pivot
Pivot Piv: PivPivot: Piv of the Piv Vots
Pivot Piv: PivPivot: Pivot
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: Piv of the Piv Vots
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: The Piv and the Piv
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: Vot of the Votpivit Piv
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: The Pivot and the Votpiv
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: The Pivot and the Piv
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: The Votpiv and the Vot
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: The Votpiv and Piv
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: The Tovip and the T-Pivot
Pivot Piv: PivPivot II: The Pivot and the Tovip
Pivot Piv: PivPivot III
Pivot Piv: PivPivot III: Pivot Pivots
Pivot Piv: PivPivot III: Pivpivots of Pivots
Pivot Piv: PivPivot III: Vots of the Pivots Pivs
Pivot Piv: PivPivot III: Stovip of Vopits
Pivot Piv: PivPivot III: Tovs of Pivots
Pivot Piv: PivPivot III: Pivots of Pivtovip
The upcoming Pivot Piv: PivPivot III: Tovs of Vipots
And the Piv for the Piv Vot cosmetic DLC (x3)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:36:47 PM
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>>545910723
Wouldn't it make more sense that they once had considered the dlc but decided to do other stuff? Plenty of games have cut content and files from that cut content that are near completion. I mean dark souls has entire boss fights that are cut.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:37:06 PM
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>>545911082
>>545910091
Unironically, these autists make the Vtuber people shill here look like the sanest e-celeb out of the bunch
I miss when Heir made content
If Sharpe is a redcoat. Why does he and his men dress in green?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:37:37 PM
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>>545910673
He will leave us in less than 2 months. Jeff simply wanted to leave with his reputation and legacy untarnished.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:38:14 PM
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>>545910957
I just like seeing people discover the game
>>545909784
>supposed Ubermensch
>your entire population in the north get's gigaraped by goblins of all things
>your brothers live like murder hobos for century
>G*ndorions screwed up their only job which is to keep an eye on mordor
>has to be saved by Rohanchads
>King is a knife ear lover who ignored the Kingdom like a black father until Rohanchads it's capital got saved by Rohanchads
>knife ear loving King couldn't even free his imprisoned people from nigger corsairs without a invincible ghost army
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:38:16 PM
No.545911084
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>>545911168
>>545911007
Because he's a rifleman
He's not a redcoat
>>545911084
What's the difference between a riffleman and the regular infantry then?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:39:17 PM
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>>545911083
Lions led by sheep
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:39:20 PM
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>>545911390
Legend is the Peter Zeihan of Total War.
We all know he's wrong but it's still nice to hear him go on and on with his wild predictions
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:39:31 PM
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>>545909650
Pretty much all media covering the Napoleonic wars is pro British.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:39:33 PM
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I saw Pivot of Total Pivot here at a disaster battle in Pivotsbane yesterday. I pivoted how cool it was to pivot him in person, but I didn’t want to pivot a pivot and pivot him and ask him for leaks or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re pivoting now?”
I was taken apivot, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Thanks for the superchat” and pivoting in place. As I pivoted to walk away and continue with my shoppivoting, I heard him clicking a mouse at 70 pivots per second. When I came to payvot for my stuff up front I saw him trying to pivot out the doors with like fifty door hinges in his hands without payvoting.
The girl at the pivotster was very nice about it and pivotsional, and was like “Sir, you need to payvot for those first.” At first he kept pivotending to be in a livestream and not hear her, but eventually pivoted back around and pivoted them to the counter.
When she took one of the hinges and commented he must be doing remodeling to need so many, he stopped her and told her to call each one a pivot as she scanned them “to pivot your linguistics to new levels,” and then pivoted around and pivoted a single eye shut at me. At this point I can hardly believe pivot is a real word. After she scanned each door pivot and pivoted them in a bag and started to pivot to the price, he kept interrupivoting her by pivoting the payvotment pivotcessor.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:39:34 PM
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>>545910649
>Unique design
Anon those are just witch elf bodies with Daemonette heads. It's the TT equivalent of what CA did.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:39:43 PM
No.545911260
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I vibe with chaos on a conceptual level
It's just really cool to me that there are gods that will answer your prayers at any time to ruin your life
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:39:45 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:40:09 PM
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>>545911007
Because they were skirmishers and it was camouflage.
>>545911168
one uses a musket and stands in a line
the other uses a rifle and employs skirmishing tactics
>>545911204
China and CA will collapse any day now!
Do you prefer Scott's Devoted of Slaanesh or the vanilla pale skinned ones?
For me Scotty wins hands down, canon be damned
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:42:38 PM
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>>545911495
Nobody cares about fantaslop.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:43:00 PM
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>>545912538
>>545910723
Any sane company would cancel what they're doing if it leaked and people were taking thew piss out of it though, but Legend seems to think they done it solely to ruin his reputation.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:43:48 PM
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>>545911390
"The Future of China"
>>545910723
So this guy just has an incredibly inflated ego?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:46:13 PM
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>>545911083
>hurr durr knife ears
D&D/Dragon Age shit has been a disaster for LoTR
Are you just pretending to be retarded?
>>545911168
The riflemen use rifles and act as skirmishers
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:47:38 PM
No.545912128
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>>545911782
it's not his fault that the community named him
>Legend of Total War
>>545909195
>watch show
>90% of the time the problem is a basic communication issue that could be easily resolved if people just talk
>show fixes the problems by having the characters just talk at the end
>this is so unrealistic, most problems cant just be avoided by talking
>15 years later
>rewatch show
>"this is incredibly realistic in premise, the only unrealistic part is people actually fixing the problem"
>watch Sharpe
>just get YouveBeenHereTooLong anger and stop watching
>picrel
>start Boris Ursun on VH, clear starting province
>tallyman declares war
>I go to fight him
>arbaal declares war and razes a settlement while I'm west
>archaon declares war
???
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:48:12 PM
No.545912185
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>>545912554
>>545911083
>>supposed Ubermensch
This is ubermench to you?
>>545910723
If Legend made up the leak, then CA wasn't doing Lords of Shang Yang - so what WERE they doing according to Legend?
>just watch the video
no thanks
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:49:13 PM
No.545912309
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>>545912705
>>545912156
>surprised a Khornate champion and the Everchosen declares war on him
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:49:43 PM
No.545912357
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>>545912610
>>545912251
Sheng Yang, hes claiming they cancelled it solely because he leaked it.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:50:10 PM
No.545912423
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>>545912705
>>545912156
>It rains
>I get wet
...yes and? Where's the mystery, where's the problem?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:50:26 PM
No.545912458
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>>545909512
>dog molester
I kneel ...
>>545912135
For the uninitiated, this is an actual cognitohazard. Consider yourself warned.
>>545911083
Aragoon is like a quarter elf himself.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:51:09 PM
No.545912538
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>>545911638
I think people didn't like the possibility that the next three DLCs would be dedicated to only one wh3 shiny faction.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:51:12 PM
No.545912540
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>>545912327
Legend POV after quitting jewtube
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:51:14 PM
No.545912543
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>>545912156
Its not their fault your exposed arse looked so juicy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:51:19 PM
No.545912554
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>>545915584
>>545912185
>filmslop
Denathor is ubermensch, yes
His will is stronger than Saruman
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:51:44 PM
No.545912598
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>>545911782
He's the biggest Total War youtuber so thats probably why. I always got the impression he was an ass from his videos though. He has a lot of subtle digs players in his "Saving a disaster" videos. He does also love to weaponize the community and then play the victim when it bites him.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:51:49 PM
No.545912610
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>>545912357
but isn't he claiming his leak was NOT a leak at all, but instead a made-up deception concocted by his twisted mind just for the occasion?
The fact that CA was working on Basheera and Mung the Terrible at the time can't be both false and true at the same time, which is it?
A deception or reality?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:52:37 PM
No.545912705
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>>545913517
>>545912309
>>545912423
I'm just saying is this how the campaign is supposed to go? I don't see how you avoid losing stuff
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:53:05 PM
No.545912763
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>>545912510
No not really, that isn't how it works anyway
Elronds brother chose to be a man, and he is about 60 relations detached
Legend of Total War rambling 8 years before getting to the point makes him so fucking unbelievable despite the fact that I fully believe him.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:54:27 PM
No.545912929
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>>545913158
>>545909763
Looks nothing like Warhammer or TWW
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:54:42 PM
No.545912959
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>>545913259
>>545912871
this. Guy is a legit sperg but I believe the pivot
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:56:31 PM
No.545913158
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>>545917509
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:57:25 PM
No.545913259
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>>545912959
How hard can it be to just follow a script?
Hell. Make a fucking powerpoint and just follow it. No improf needed. You won't forget to say something you wanted to say. You won't mention the same thing like 3 fucking times. It's that easy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:57:31 PM
No.545913275
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>>545912871
Instead of Paradox games he should pivot to a political and drama youtuber. He is made for it.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:57:35 PM
No.545913283
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>Cancel 3K for poor DLC sales
>Wanted to release 3 Cathay DLC's
Wtf was CA thinking?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:57:40 PM
No.545913290
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>>545913483
>>545911390
>will collapse any day now!
£300B just disappeared!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:57:48 PM
No.545913308
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>>545911782
Yes. He's a narcissist.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:57:59 PM
No.545913327
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>>545912871
Gotta get that double ad revenue.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:58:23 PM
No.545913358
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Anyone have that pic of the Tzeentch cultist being punched in the face and rambling about how that was his whole plan?
That's what Legend sounds like.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:58:53 PM
No.545913417
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>>545912871
>Legend of Total War rambling 8 years before getting to the point
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. If he made his point in a minute, people would click off the video and it would sound unbelievable. He has to take his time explaining, but naturally overdoes it since that's his entire job
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:59:09 PM
No.545913446
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>>545914770
>>545913302
kek. Who watches this shit?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:59:25 PM
No.545913476
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>>545914381
Not sure if you heard, but after Omens of Destruction dropped, people literally found Leering Devils and Mung the Brutal in the game files of that DLC. So there is evidence of the work they did on the Lords of Shang Yang in the game itself.
Under the folders: Parent Files>animations>audio>battle>Huminoid13>ogre>dual_pistols>missile_attack you can find files listed as:
"hu13_leering_devil_dual_pistols_missile_attack_01" which are ranged weapon animations for a Dual-Pistol unit. Leering Devils are also mentioned in the variantmeshes with the the Cathay race tag: (cth_leering_devils)
And under: database>battle>fragments is mention of Leering Devil Mournfang Crossbow and axe units.
I've also seen people say Mung the Brutal is in the game files with Golgfag's Model representing him, but I can't find the exact file location at the moment.
Not sure if they're still in the current build, but all this is to say: Omens of Destruction itself already vindicated the fact that these leaks were true, at least in part.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:59:30 PM
No.545913483
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>>545913616
>>545913290
You're late bitch. :^)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 8:59:52 PM
No.545913517
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>>545913964
>>545912705
I think a big problem is that someone declared war on you.
Usually you have a neighbor or two who slowly start hating you, until they declare war.
And then there's another mechanic where "the player has been at peace for too long on Very Hard, some neighbor should declare war".
If you're lucky, these two things happen with the same neighbor.
If you're unlucky one neighbor declares war because you can never be at peace, and a different neighbor declares war because of the hate.
>how do I avoid this?
You should always be the first to declare war, as soon as possible, and not get declared on.
You should also NOT just "declare war", but instead you find an enemy of that faction, you "offer to join war" and in exchange you get a non-aggression pact or some good cash.
This way you start the war with someone else alongside you (2v1) and you also have a bunch of money.
You do this with the right enemy, very soon, and this way you make sure that you're immediately at war, so the only AI who will attack you is the AI who actually hates you, and not a random neighbor that was chosen just to end your era of peace.
...also, be SUPER careful with diplomacy: if Archaon and Arbaal have a trade agreement, and you attack one of them, the other will go to war with you sooner or later.
One last thing: if you attack Epidemius in the late game, it's not that bad.
If you attack Arbaal in the late game, it's a nightmare.
So you should attack the bigger problem first.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:00:41 PM
No.545913616
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>>545913483
I have exams to study for nigga I just got online
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:00:58 PM
No.545913660
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:01:04 PM
No.545913672
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>>545913302
I miss Kane, there was a bad guy that you could get behind with his glorious old 240x160 fmv clips.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:02:36 PM
No.545913854
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>>545914904
BY SAYING SCHLONG-YONG WASNT REAL, AND THAT CA PIVOTS ON HIS WORDS, CA WILL NOW PIVOT TO MAKE DICK-YICK REAL TO SPITE LEGEND
THEN YOU'LL KNOW LEGEND OF TOTAL PIVOT WAS RIGHT EVEN WHEN HE PIVOTED WRONG
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:02:58 PM
No.545913898
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LEGEND WON
>>545913517
I've figured that might be happening but Epikdemius declared war the same turn I took the capital of the starter province, so I thought I was clear
I'm fucking them all anyways I've since realized this is the doom slayer campaign
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:04:38 PM
No.545914123
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>>545914557
THE PIVOTS, MASON
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:04:41 PM
No.545914131
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>>545914404
>>545912156
If you havent taken Archaon out immediately after securing your starting region you completely did it wrong
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:05:58 PM
No.545914290
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>>545915378
CA should make a hero in the game and call it "Legend" but make it have really really shit stats. That would really rustle Legends jimmies.
And make its slightly overweight and mildly balding on the crown on his head too.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:06:25 PM
No.545914336
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>>545909031
Basically he made up a fake leak (Shang Yang) over few pics leaked by him of some CA intern regarding the future Cathay planned DLC content
>>545909763
Response from his fake leak tho were so bad that CA chickened out and unironically pivoted the whatever Cathay DLC they were planning to make sure anyone could claim anything Legend said about the leak was true
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:06:51 PM
No.545914381
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>>545914605
>>545913476
>after Omens of Destruction dropped, people literally found Leering Devils and Mung the Brutal
Only Leering Devils got in with OoD files. Mung's files were found after SoC dropped.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:07:02 PM
No.545914404
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>>545916557
>>545914131
Got it, he will be raped first
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:07:02 PM
No.545914406
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>>545913964
Frankly when I played Boris I played on the RoC map and attacked the Orcs to the West, and fucked off next to blessed Kislev immediately, I ain't spending a whole campaign in rampage mode.
As an aside, I find that it is very useful in scorched earth campaigns to sell settlements and raze them without rebuilding it to leave buffer areas.
I usually do this with anything on a coast line because as soon as you have a port every fucking nation on the coast sees you and starts diplomacy with you (usually for threats and war declarations).
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:07:16 PM
No.545914441
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>>545914545
>>545904215
why is he awake at almost 4 am and recording this video?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:08:03 PM
No.545914545
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>>545914441
Don't question a lolcow at work
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:08:08 PM
No.545914557
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:08:30 PM
No.545914605
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>>545914720
>>545914381
But that's Golgfag.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:09:27 PM
No.545914720
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>>545914605
Yeah, Golgfag's unfinished model was named Mung.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:09:53 PM
No.545914770
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>>545913446
retards who want validation for their political beliefs
that's mostly what political youtubers do, make a video titled "[insert country or political party your audience doesn't like] IS COLLAPSING" with a thumbnail of a political leader looking sad and then spend 15 minutes looking over some biased online sources that confirm your audience's preconceived notions and the algorithm will feed your video to the retards who crave validation for their political beliefs
and that's how according to youtube China, America, the Republicans, the Democrats, the EU, the UK, Russia, Ukraine, Israel, Iran and many others are all on the verge of collapse and civil war and losing the war and have been for the past ten years
dramaslop just works
>>545913854
>4th december
>CA announces Total War: Warhammer: Dawn of the Dragons
just as planned. Three steps ahead
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:11:59 PM
No.545915036
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>>545933482
Everyone always mentions "Mung" but the best part of the fake leak was "Basheera queen of the Tigermen"
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:15:06 PM
No.545915378
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>>545922092
>>545914290
Le Gentuv Talwor, a LH for Tzeentch
>free campaign actions
>99% failure rate on campaign actions
>0 upkeep
>has all sorts of lines about how failing was totally his plan
>if it succeeds it just plays "that worked" or "thank me for exploits"
>cant put him into armies
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:15:21 PM
No.545915413
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If the enemy army isn't approaching me, I let my troops walk into battle formation
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:15:59 PM
No.545915482
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>>545901669
you autoresolve every offensive siege in shogun 2
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:16:38 PM
No.545915553
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>>545915938
>>545910091
> the Pivot, the Wheelchair and the Pear
The holy trinity.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:16:58 PM
No.545915584
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>>545915672
>>545912554
>enemy army besieging his kingdom.
>RUN FLEEE!
>Gets beaten by an old man with a stick.
This is a hard sell here anon.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:17:42 PM
No.545915672
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>>545915584
Read the books
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:18:11 PM
No.545915739
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>>545912251
They really planned a Shang Yang leak. Legend made a fake leak over It and a couple of names of LLs and LHs originally planned for It.
The outrage from his video fake leak was so bad tho that CA shitted their pants and scapped whatever they Indeed planned for the next Cathay DLC (that was still going to be centered about Shang-Yang in some ways, but nothing else can be said) and to try frame Legend as a liar
>>545913964
What the fuck he just threw his glaive in its head and then the bear started ripping him up
That was a Bloodreaper...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:20:05 PM
No.545915938
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>>545910091
>>545915553
>group of THREE
Just like Warhammer THREE dlcs release with THREE lords.....
Was the real pivot Legend (Tzeentch cultist), Soitek (Slaanesh Island frequenter), and Volound (Chorf in a wheelchair) being added to the game in a lol-chaos DLC?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:21:07 PM
No.545916075
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Always three there are no more no less.
The master The apprentice and The -
>>545915881
Oh there goes the Herald too
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:21:40 PM
No.545916136
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>>545916295
You guys are the reason we don't have more Cathay DLC.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:23:00 PM
No.545916295
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>>545916136
Good. Other factions are more interesting
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:23:16 PM
No.545916326
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>>545915881
>>545916124
reminder that Boris wrestled that big ass bear into submission
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:23:29 PM
No.545916350
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>>545916669
LEGEND WON
DOUBTERS LOST
CA LOST
NON-WHITES LOST
HEROIC VICTORY
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:25:15 PM
No.545916557
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>>545914404
Always take Archaon out first, after that the campaign is a reaction-based one, usually I take Arbaal out next because Tamurkhan doesnt immediately declare war on me and Arbaals a pain in the ass. Hopefully either Kholek can hold out long enough for you to wipe out Arbaal then pivot back towards Tamurkhan to take him out, once had a scenario where Kholek wiped Tamurkhan out as I made my way back North. Along the way Daniel will be annoying as fuck but DO NOT expand towards him because Malus is there, recruit a Witch Lord general and put her at your capital, Daniel will constantly keep sending enemies your way and a stack of Kossars led by an Ice Witch should handle him easily while you clean up Tamurkhan/Kholek. After that I usually rush back up North (Grimgor almost always leaves me alone) and head towards Kislev which is usually razed to the ground by Azazel and Clan Moulder. Very fun campaign but its also a lot of risk/reward. Boris is really strong especially once he gets on his bear.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:26:12 PM
No.545916669
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>>545916350
It's like that scene of the Joker blowing up the hospital, except the Joker is Legend and there is no bang and he just looks at us in clown makeup and says "trust me, a hospital blew up just as I pressed this button! That's how my twisted plan takes shape! You may now gasp at my genius!"
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:26:21 PM
No.545916689
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>>545917179
Yes-yes, CA pivoted, scrapped a year worth of work and then proceeded to show key artwork and animation of a unit which was not mentioned in l*gend's leaks in just 1 week.
And then CA managed to release a completely different dlc under 6 months WHILE working on ToD improvements and other reworks.
Yeah...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:26:22 PM
No.545916690
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>>545917050
>>545911495
>>545910649
Scott's Devoted make less sense imo as they have tentacles on their heads, meaning they are literally demons (and their special rules seems to indicate that their are not) or mutated elves (and lore say no, you have to be Anoinred tier for that).
Aso you forgot the purple version (see pic).
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:28:26 PM
No.545916929
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>3 and a half more weeks of endless 40kek and legend did x spam
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:29:27 PM
No.545917050
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>>545916690
I didn't forget them, the picture is just too tiny.
Speaking of which, which Anointed is better?
John or Matt?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:29:49 PM
No.545917089
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>>545917821
Imagine if 40K gets revealed Dec 4th and people immediately stop talkig about it after a week
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:30:29 PM
No.545917179
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>>545917414
>>545916689
They scrapped Hyenas, a game that cost tens of millions, just because Legend refused to cover it.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:30:41 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:32:31 PM
No.545917414
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>>545917179
>LegendofHyenas
We got robbed bros...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:33:19 PM
No.545917509
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>>545913158
You point was to prove me right ?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:33:44 PM
No.545917560
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ask sorry to Legend
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:35:20 PM
No.545917761
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>>545919372
Apologize. Now.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:35:27 PM
No.545917773
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>>545917703
kek Indbros...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:35:52 PM
No.545917821
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>>545917089
People are talking about it without it being revealed, 40k and the other announcements are going to be the only talk here.
And I'm in for it instead of this eceleb shit.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:36:17 PM
No.545917880
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>>545917703
go away frenchoid this is an anglo general
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:36:58 PM
No.545917951
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What should I apologise for though
Legend Pivoted from his original Pivot
FRAUDofTotalWar
Honestly how the fuck does legend even have a following
he does the same shitty tactic on every video
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:38:26 PM
No.545918141
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>>545917991
thirdes love the stuff
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:38:28 PM
No.545918148
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How many mass suicides will 4th of December cause on /twg/?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:46:01 PM
No.545919054
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>>545920406
let's say the baldmaxxing unc is actually saying the truth. why the fuck would CA have backpedaled from those dlc? he sounds like a flat earther
>>545914904
I unironically hope for a TWW TOW in 10 years.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:48:49 PM
No.545919372
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:48:55 PM
No.545919382
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>>545922638
>>545914904
>>545919061
Would be boring as fucking shit. I hate them enough as a side faction in tw3 as it is
>>545919061
TOW makes AoS look like a good setting. I don't want anything from TOW near Bretonnia.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:51:28 PM
No.545919719
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>>545920106
I have never played Cathay or Kislev. The demon factions interested me far more, and once the combined map was out I mostly went back to game 1 and 2 factions
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:53:18 PM
No.545919941
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Total Schizophrenia War
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:53:41 PM
No.545919993
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>>545917991
there is a surprising amount of retards who try to break games as much as possible no matter how unfun or time consuming the process to do so is
the same retards are often anti modding and treat the game as some masterpiece they are playing the "intended" way instead of just fixing it with mods
>>545919719
95% of my campaigns are the Empire
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:56:10 PM
No.545920323
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:56:19 PM
No.545920345
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>>545920106
Why aren't you just playing TW Empire then?
>>545919585
Is TOW really that bad? Never really looked into it but I thought the general reception was that it was "okay"
>>545919054
if Baldmaxxing unc is saying the truth then he realized that the upcoming DLC had nothing wrong with it; Dogs of War was also coming after that, and nobody would have minded.
...So he invented a fully made up third dlc (Monkey King + Li Dao), that he NEVER provided proof of, not even now.
With the invention of this third DLC, he created the fake issue that "two out of three of the upcoming DLC are Cathay".
Once Legend had fabricated this lie, he could rile up the community and push a campaign of hatred entirely built on a wrong premise.
>>545920406
Talk like a normal person you stupid nigger faggot
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:58:54 PM
No.545920670
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>>545920796
>>545920397
it is Warhammer Fantasy 9th edition (but all your favorite characters are dead and there are more women).
Still, the new Marauders show that ToW is being pushed in a more CHUDDY direction, and people will like it more as a result.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:59:24 PM
No.545920723
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>>545920106
Me but with Lizardmen
I love my dinos
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:59:39 PM
No.545920757
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>>545918308
well if its a mass suicide on a specific day from a specific place for a specific reason, that'd be one
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:59:42 PM
No.545920759
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>>545921131
What's the best way to deal with offensive ambushes?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:59:43 PM
No.545920760
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>>545921039
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 9:59:55 PM
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>>545918308
I don't know but I hope that any new game announcement has nothing to do with Warhammer just so all the fags who've been getting their hopes up for another WH title are shut down hard.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:00:02 PM
No.545920796
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>>545920670
>all your favorite characters are dead
TOW takes place centuries before most of them are born
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:00:41 PM
No.545920890
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is there NO way to make arrows stay in the ground for the whole battle in w3? How was this a thing in medieval fucking 2 but not warhammer 3? What's the latest TW game with permanently stuck arrows? I can't fucking play without my arrows..
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:01:14 PM
No.545920949
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Are any of you guys preparing a meme arsenal of content shitting on 40K deniers?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:01:15 PM
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>>545921134
>>545920495
DUDE RACISM LMAO
that normal enough for you?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:01:22 PM
No.545920971
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>>545921514
>>545920406
maybe, i didn't phrase it correctly. why would CA pull the plug on a almost done dlc just because legend of total gay leaked the thing? that seems like the most retarded idea ever
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:01:29 PM
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>>545921134
>>545920495
You'll get your green card eventually
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:01:53 PM
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>>545920760
I don't really get it, his video didnt prove anything at all? He was just rambling and insisting that everything was according to keikaku.
Is that really all sloptubers need to do? Confidently claim they are correct?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:02:44 PM
No.545921131
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>>545920759
counter charge them and try to establish a coherent line. Your skirmishers are always at the back so pull them into the middle and have your melee charge the enemy to give you time to create form battle lines
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:02:45 PM
No.545921134
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>>545920953
>>545920987
>uncmaxxing thoughbeit
Faggots
>>545920397
It's Fantasy but with DEI. Bretonnia now has a 50/50 of female and male grail knights. Empire is ruled by women. Every faction is expected to get updated Cathay-like mixed gender troops too. It's a joke.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:04:29 PM
No.545921329
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>>545927597
>>545920397
In order to "explain" Cathy it swings a retcon hammer hitting everyone else.
Sigmar and whites needed to be tought everything by Chinese travers.
Slann are no longer best mages, chinese dragons are.
Cathy gunpowder is better than dwarfs.
It goes on and on dragging down every other faction.
Oh and Bretonians are inot little boys now
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:04:45 PM
No.545921364
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>>545921557
>>545921171
>Bretonnia now has a 50/50 of female and male grail knights. Empire is ruled by women
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:05:58 PM
No.545921514
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>>545922205
>>545920971
what I was trying to say is that the whole point of the leak was a campaign of hate and despair, you're missing a step:
it's not this:
>leak >then CA changes all plans
it's this
>leak + malicious lies >then campaign of hate >then CA changes all plans
in other words, "if unc is saying the truth" in that last video, then it means he was intentionally stirring shit as much as possible and riling people up on purpose (with lies) until he was sure CA would be forced to change course.
As a side note, it's not a good look because it means if he's saying the truth now, then it means that he was pushing lies back then (Li Dao + Monkey King third DLC)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:06:11 PM
No.545921543
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>>545922424
Nobody here unironically believes Legend, right? A company like CA can't pivot so easily. Not to mention anything regarding Cathay goes through GW
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:06:17 PM
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>>545921364
It already was via Lahmians, this is just more overt. Not even WHFB was safe from the power of vampire puss
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:09:37 PM
No.545921987
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>source: IMDb, an online wiki anyone can edit
real top notch journalism right there
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:09:38 PM
No.545921990
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>>545922546
>>545921171
And why is that bad?
>>545921171
>More women in the setting
My dick approves
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:10:34 PM
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>>545915378
Special Ability: Pivot.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:11:32 PM
No.545922201
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does anyone know if you can edit the game files to make arrows last longer in the ground(in any of the recent tw games)? I know it was possible in other tw's.
>>545921514
your right, the vid baths him in a worse light than CA, if you think about it like that. i still don't get the
>until he was sure CA would be forced to change course
breaking under the pressure of that seems too far fetched to me, even if he was and still is the biggest total war streamer
>ctrl+f pivot
>163 results
Please calm down.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:13:00 PM
No.545922374
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>>545922256
Pivoting this thread, with no posters
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:13:31 PM
No.545922424
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>>545928005
>>545921543
no, it's impossible.
That would mean that Dechala and Golgfag are repurposed, and out of nowhere in two years CA was capable of completing Skulltaker's DLC + Gorbad's DLC + Aislinn's DLC + Sayl's DLC.
If it was just two factions, it could be believable.
But they can't fucking pivot and make four factions in two years from scratch, with units and also Arbaal and Masque, all with unique mechanics, it's just insane.
We all know that CA are hard workers and they work fast (rotflmao) but this is too much
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:13:49 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:14:10 PM
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>>545922256
You fell into my trap and I shall now pivot.
>>545921990
exactly. In fact, soldiering should be purely a female occupation.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:14:36 PM
No.545922549
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Alright let's change subjects. Are you team Invisigirl or Blonde Blazer?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:15:23 PM
No.545922638
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>>545919382
>>545919585
It will be TWW but wit hsome different LL / faction + nostalgia.
>>545920397
They are made because one (1) BL book have female knight character.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:15:45 PM
No.545922681
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>>545922205
*even if he was and still is the biggest total war schemer
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:16:25 PM
No.545922756
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>>545922205
I'm entertaining the notion that he may be telling the truth, but I do not believe so.
If he is telling the truth then he must have also been posting with puppet reddit accounts and review bombing with puppet steam accounts and sending death threats to employees while also coordinating influencers against CA.
It's an insane thing even for him, the only thing that would have pushed CA to change plans would be an intense, intense campaign like this. I don't believe it happened, but if it did Legend is a psychopath, I hope he's just lying.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:17:29 PM
No.545922895
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>>545923227
>>545922546
frontline soldiers should exclusively be female so males can shoot over them
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:17:53 PM
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>>545923103
sorry I doubted you pivotchads.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:18:02 PM
No.545922956
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>>545922064
they have triple digit bmis and 75% have vitiligo
Any tips for a Slaanesh playthrough with their LL I've already forgot the name of? I've just realized I've never actually got around to playing them before, never gave their seduction gimmick a go.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:19:06 PM
No.545923086
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>>545924569
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:19:11 PM
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>>545922939
It's been rough but I'm glad I stuck to my pivot position.
I'd really appreciate an answer boys. What's the last game in the franchise where you had arrows permanently stuck in the ground without disappearing? I know it seems dumb, but it's a really big fucking deal to me, do anyone of the newer games have this tech? I know the last game that had this tech was shogun 2, but I'd rather play a newer game..
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:20:10 PM
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>>545923325
>>545922895
Shoot...what over them anon? Bucketloads of it?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:20:52 PM
No.545923304
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>>545925705
>>545923029
Crucial question: do you have the Champions of Chaos DLC?
Because otherwise you have to fight against anti-large spam for 50 turns and all your good units are large
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:21:00 PM
No.545923325
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>>545923601
>>545923227
>Shoot...what over them
Hochland long rifles, of course.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:21:25 PM
No.545923371
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Legend is either legit insane or trolling us. The latter is more likely
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:22:54 PM
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>>545923383
>Legend using the "h-haha jokes on you I was merely pretending to be retarded"
Yep, thats a genuine retard
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:23:12 PM
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>>545926256
>>545923325
i only have a pistol
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:24:38 PM
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>>545923164
Not 100% but 3k was full of lost tech like this
you just have to kneel to him
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:26:28 PM
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>>545925705
>>545923029
Yeah, make him chase routing units and his ability lets him mortis routing infantry or he'll just kill single entities
Once he kills the last model he gets a massive heal
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:27:42 PM
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>>545923893
am i wrong or does he not understand what a pivot is?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:28:00 PM
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>>545922064
PEE PEE POO POO RAPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvcnmbxM30w
Haha, classic!
I can't wait for this community to join with our own
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:31:06 PM
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>>545928872
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:31:08 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:31:34 PM
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>>545923893
...yeah people weren't angry with ShangYang they were angry at ShangYang+Monkey King in the same year Legend, with a total of FIVE new Cathay Legendary Lords.
Where's the proof of that?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:33:01 PM
No.545924823
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Sotek Won. Volund and Legend will take their next trip to the wheelchair store together
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:33:08 PM
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>>545924940
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:33:33 PM
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>>545924509
>I can't wait
but anon, dreadanon has been a part of this community for years now
https://youtu.be/45TzDuF5mj8
he's part of the Byzaboo subspecies of histchad
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:34:04 PM
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>>545924829
yes, you and me are friends forever, you fucking manlet lover
>/twg/ - Legend of Total War General
it's a disgrace that we allow games to get worse over time. I guess I have to play this 12 year old game if I want simple tech like arrows and projectiles not disappearing. Fuck CA
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:37:28 PM
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>>545924997
well if you ignore the guy asking about the arrows
and ignore the guy asking about N'Kari
and ignore the guys talking about Old World
there's only one topic in the thread I guess
Here because I just want to know if sieges will be fixed with the next DLC so I can finally play this fucking game. I had 2k hours on 2, on this shit I have like 50. 2 was actually one of the best games I ever played.
This game is so close but it just needs mad work and its been years man.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:38:14 PM
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>>545925337
40K is a really fitting universe for CA since it's all about lost technology
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:38:49 PM
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>>545925639
Incredible how shithammer not only killed the community by flooding it with low IQ retards playing with expensive action figures, but it also turned CA shit over night
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:39:00 PM
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>>545925758
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:39:33 PM
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>>545924997
He's gone full schizoid posting, warhammer 3 being bad fucked his brain.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:39:57 PM
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>>545925913
>>545925509
you think CA was good during Empire and Rome 2?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:40:32 PM
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>>545926163
>>545923304
Yeah, got them all. Whats good?
>>545924026
So really try and run absolutely everything down?
>>545925380
there are thousands of people playing this game and not two of them can agree on what "fixing the sieges" means.
Everyone just says that sieges are bad and sieges are shit and nobody can agree on what should be done.
So what do YOU mean with "fixed"?
you want them like Warhammer 2?
Minor settlement battles are pretty much gone from the game, so maybe you already like that?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:41:04 PM
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>>545925531
really? I thought they were working on it, and getting rid of auto ladders?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:42:25 PM
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>>545925718
nta but I want them to be like M2, R2, Attila or if that's impossible for modern CA back to WH2
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:42:31 PM
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>>545926119
>>545925639
Despite Empires flaw, it pushed a lot of things and became the foundations (which ca ditched because they were too complex for shithammer brains) for many good things. And rome 2 got fixed eventually.
Meanwhile not a single Warhammer title has been fixed over all these years, which explains why shithammer fags hate it so much yet can't stop playing like the natural cucks they are
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:43:39 PM
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Nah, I'd pivot.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:43:55 PM
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Just when I thought maybe, just maybe, the obscenely stupid shit was slowing down and we at a minimum, had a marketing cycle to work with for the next 4 weeks, this happens.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:43:55 PM
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>>545925695
What score did he give it in his review again?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:44:20 PM
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>>545927586
>>545925380
Sorry but siege beta confirmed to not be part of 7.0
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:44:22 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:44:37 PM
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>>545926520
>>545925337
I'm pretty sure medieval 2 had such a mod. But why do you even want it? It will hog resources
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:44:47 PM
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>>545926413
>>545925705
You want heavy infantry against the Elves - remember they have archers, spearmen and archer+spearmen and pretty much nothing else.
So large units like N'Kari or cavalry can't be your openers without becoming pincushions.
Get those Chaos Warriors of Slaanesh and no Elf will be able to stand in your way.
This will be especially nice in sieges, that otherwise are a painful slog where N'Kari eats a thanksgiving dinner of arrows.
Also the Lore of Slaanesh is somewhat underwhelming.
I don't read cringy fantasy bargain bin books, but did any of the LLs die before end times? And is even half of them relevant at all? Because a lot of them sounds like they were just random footnote padding
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:45:00 PM
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V I N D I C A T E D
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:45:20 PM
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>>545925695
Wtf, he has hair again???
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:45:33 PM
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>>545926393
>>545923601
Its ok, some people like pistols.
>4th December
>TOT releases to overwhelmingly positive reviews
>Genuinely one of the most fun DLCs in TWWH history
>Norsca becomes one of the top factions overnight
>HE regain their game 2 glory
>Slannesh becomes the most fun monogod faction
>Khuresh, Ind, and north-eastern chaos wastes filled in
>Doomposters silenced
>Legend Kneels
>Hopechads win
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:46:55 PM
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>>545926256
chat, is this real?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:47:04 PM
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>>545926759
>>545926163
Thanks anon. : ) They really could have done with differentiating the unit cards a bit more huh, its just a wall of pink.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:47:07 PM
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>>545926884
>>545926330
what about 40K and Med 3
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:47:48 PM
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>>545926167
Many of them are dead, some of them recently (Tamurkhan), some of them a few years ago (Grom the Paunch), some of them a LONG time ago (Gorbad, Repanse) and some of them are characters from antiquity (Tehenahuin).
In this game they're all alive and well.
There are also characters that are "footnotes" but they are not the dead characters: Gorbad is dead and is way more important than Alberic, who is a bargain bin padding footnote.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:47:51 PM
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>>545926149
it's incredibly immersive. It's worth the cpu hit because the scene of a battlefield riddled with arrows and corpses is a thing of beauty.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:50:08 PM
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>>545926413
It's a wall of pink because the icons were invented for Daniel or Be'Lakor or Champions of Chaos where you have the different colors mixed
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:51:18 PM
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>>545927278
>>545926421
>Med 3 announced
>Looks like it's going to be a genuine return to form for Hist games.
>Hist fans celebrate in their own general in /vst/
>TW LOTR announced
>Most of the community rejoices
>Dream game for most fans of TW and LOTR
>Salty 40K fags are dust in the wind during the excitement.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:51:26 PM
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>>545927962
if total war 40k is real im going to print out a picture of katarin and miao ying and tribute it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:52:01 PM
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>>545869181
I think hes going to struggle. Hes moving into a completely different game space that's already pretty populated with creators who have literally thousands more hours then him in games. I dont know every Total War creator but Legend was a bit of a big fish in a small pond.
So I got done watching the video and connected the dots unlike the Legendfags and antiLegendfags, it was a bit of a chore because the way he explains it is so poorly done.
>the timing
For some reason both camps (pro and antis) think this coincides with Thrones of Decay, it doesnt, its actually the time period after ToD came out, before OoD was even announced to us. The original video in question.
https://youtu.be/noqmOn8lxZk
>the claim
In this video, Legend does point out the Tigermen and Ogres that were related to Cathay, the so-called Lords of Shang Yang, in the video I linked above, Legend claims to have leaked the entire roster except for one character he intentionally didnt want to say, obviously it was a shit roster but then after this leak they showcased Omens of Destruction, which basically caused everyone (including the antis) to clown on Legend, its where the pivot comes from because Legend doubled down.
>the fallout
For some reason, Legend doesnt bring this up, but dataminers that did look into the files of OoD did find files related to the units Legend leaked, why he didnt include this in his video is beyond me but the IMDB page for the unnamed character he hid alongside the leaked units being shown in the files of the game supports his claims.
>speculation
Now, in my opinion, everyone hated Omens of Destruction and its by far some of the laziest shit TCA ever put out for WH3. They took forever to even show the Greenskins and the focus seemed to be on Khorne and the Ogres before the trailers and more info came out, same thing has kind of happened with ToT and High Elves barely getting their shit in after 2 delays. Lords of Shang Yang was also going to be a 2race thing if Tigermen and Ogres were respectively going to be the only 2 options. I dont think Legend is fully right, but he did expose what I believe was TCAs plans to go back to 2 race packs, which is a scummy as fuck move especially with no price drop
>>545924997
I met Legend and Volound at a Renaissance fair a while ago, I went with my Cathay ideas. When I approached them Legend looked at me then at my DLC concept and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid shit? Scrap this shit or get reviewbombed you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oi Legend yew gots 'nother 'ivot?", "Yeah Volound, this one looks like a complete hearsay, his DLC is pretty shitty though, I'd fuck its development", "Oi ye, 'ow's 'bout 'e shol' 'ake CA 'ivot 'n 'ey'd know 'ow much'a 'eaker y'are". Right at that moment Legend jumped onto rumors and started recording, I tried to stop him but Volound jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "Et's 'unna 'ivot an' y'caint do noothin' 'bout et!", I watched on in horror as my DLC idea was read offscreen as Legend read superchats and made up nonsensical plans, someone was trying to ask for proof but Legend just kept getting two dollar donations. Legend looked at me and mouthed the word "Pivot", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Legend then proceeded to edit IMDB and claim this was a trap. Volound who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "'E's 'ot'a 'ake'm 'ivot", he started to pivot my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Volound's response video pushing into my back... I blacked out.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:53:42 PM
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>>545926330
I just don't want it to flop so they abandon the game before Thanquol and Nagash
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:55:00 PM
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>>545925718
I want them like shogun 2 actually. 3d sieges in towns and cities.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:55:02 PM
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>>545926884
Dec 4th gonna be Total War: Warmaster.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:55:38 PM
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>>545925380
Earth Federation (base)
Zeon (base)
Kycilia's Zeon (base)
Titans (base)
Scirocco's Titans (pre-order bonus)
Neo-Zeon (Char) (DLC 1)
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:56:15 PM
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>>545927119
What an odd copypasta
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:57:45 PM
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>>545926113
God dam it, so they are giving us more dlc but the game won't even be fixed.
remove the ladders at least man.
make only monsters be able to break walls its not that hard.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:57:52 PM
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>>545921329
>Cathy gunpowder is better than dwarfs
>collapses way before the empire and even dwarfs
Did Miao offshore the whole industry to Ind or smth?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:58:47 PM
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>>545927036
What was Legends Leaked roster for the DLC?
thoughts on Troy? Worth playing? I have a free copy.
Fuck me will people shut up about that attention seeking twat? I swear one of you IS Legend and just keeps posting shite about yourself.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:00:30 PM
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>>545927784
Legend says it's shit
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:00:50 PM
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>>545928456
>>545926905
Are you ready for,
VULKAN LIVES.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:01:17 PM
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>>545927036
Listen here Grok, you should have spent more time reading the thread and less watching videos
1. Nobody thinks this coincides with Thrones of Decay
2. Lords of Shangyang was a single race pack according to Legend, with all three factions being variants of Cathay. That part, completely made up by him and unsubstantiated to this day, was a huge reason for backlash.
3. Also, the other two DLCs mentioned by Legend are essentially made up with zero proof.
4. read above
>>545922424 and stop believing Legend
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:01:23 PM
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>>545928725
>>545927898
2 more months.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:02:17 PM
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>>545928497
Dont mind me
>>545810989
The best thing Pharaoh does is the small province improvement points and attrition doing damage as armies move and not just end their turn. If improvements were made less tedious to defend I'd want both systems in warhammer
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:02:53 PM
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>>545928340
Is this obnoxious lurid pink fog going to be in every Slannesh battle?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:02:53 PM
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>>545927898
why don't you start a conversation about the game instead of whining
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:03:04 PM
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>>545927898
*attention seeking cunt
he's australian
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:04:15 PM
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>>545929072
>>545928130
>attrition doing damage as armies move and not just end their turn
Attila also does this to a more dangerous degree desu because random patches of snow and swamps in provinces will cause attrition, its pretty nice
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:04:24 PM
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>>545928167
no, only when you have high corruption. It's bad for your eyes but good for your disciple armies
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:05:40 PM
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>>545928810
>>545927962
Genuinely I would be hyped if TW 40k were announced because I have no clue how CA would adapt the setting for TW and that means I have no expectations to be disappointed by
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:06:03 PM
No.545928497
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>>545928097
>Legend read an unused asset in the game files and built a story around it
a Legend, if you will.
I like the fact that this is listed as an Ogre unit and not Cathay, contradicting his "Cathay subfaction of Ogres" narrative
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:06:47 PM
No.545928602
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>>545928727
>>545927784
It's basically a trimmed down WH2 where everyone's unit roster is limited to variations of "men in loinchloth" wielding either stone clubs, throwing rocks or sharpened sticks. I found it dull as shit and the campaign as deep as a puddle
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:06:54 PM
No.545928612
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>>545929953
I wonder how long it'll take for Legend to come back after he 'quits'
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:07:12 PM
No.545928640
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>>545927784
Needs the mythos DLC and even with the mythos DLC, I find the base rosters kind of lacking, but other than that its fun, I feel like, having played both Troy and Pharaoh, it prioritizes grabbing giant batches of resources rather than taking trade deals of resources per turn, both games require you to handle its 4X resources however.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:07:19 PM
No.545928653
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>>545929045
I AM NOT CRAZY
I know they pivoted. I KNEW it was Lords of Shang Yang
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:08:02 PM
No.545928725
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>>545928010
Nah, I think Paradox content focus will be killing his channel and then he'll pivot back to TW. Maybe he'll make a "just as planned" video to why him coming back is just as intended and actually saving Total War just in time for 40k
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:08:02 PM
No.545928727
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>>545929770
>>545928602
wasn't there a sophisticated system of resources to be traded diplomatically?
Why was Lords of Ching Chong so bad again? Sounded better than the absolute turd that was OoD.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:08:49 PM
No.545928810
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>>545929334
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:09:18 PM
No.545928872
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>>545929020
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:09:21 PM
No.545928876
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MOM, GET OUT! CLOSE THE DOOR MOOOOM! IM PIVOTTTTTIIIIINNNNGGGG!!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:09:39 PM
No.545928908
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Time to reinstall 3K, boot up Dong Zhuo' then quit 60 turns in after I've killed the 500th stack coming down the Yellow River or trying to snipe Chang'an through that obnoxious mountain pass
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:09:55 PM
No.545928954
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>>545928737
Because he managed to convince everyone that the Tigermen and the Ogres were subfactions of Cathay and that we would get two more Cathay factions within the same year - all with no proof.
If you hide the fact that Tigermen may be a new faction and you hide the fact that the Ogres in the DLC are in fact Ogres, then you can paint it in a negative light.
Which total war has the best endgame
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:10:24 PM
No.545929020
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>>545931658
>>545928872
that armour is just her costume to a masquerade ball
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:10:38 PM
No.545929045
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:10:51 PM
No.545929069
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>>545929152
>>545928737
Because Legend said so, OK chud?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:10:56 PM
No.545929072
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>>545928130
>>545928323
I disliked it.
>accidentally march your army over the wrong pixel
>lose half of it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:10:58 PM
No.545929075
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>>545928985
Total War Eceleb
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:11:34 PM
No.545929148
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>>545928737
Anything would be better than Omens desu, its crazy how they fucked over the Greenskins with their "rework" which was more of a sidegrade than an upgrade meanwhile they overtuned the fuck out of Khorne and Ogres.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:11:36 PM
No.545929152
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>>545929069
legend is the total chud of war thoughever
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:12:39 PM
No.545929273
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>>545928985
Rome 1 when you go to Themiskyra for shit and giggles and get those last Scythian settlements at the border of the map
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:12:47 PM
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>>545925380
no but you can install a mod that removes walls from the game so sieges dont exist
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:12:49 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:13:07 PM
No.545929334
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>>545929517
>>545928810
>Creed
You are 10 years late boy.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:13:24 PM
No.545929368
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>>545933083
>>545912510
even worse
imagine kneeling for a mixed race abomination
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:13:44 PM
No.545929401
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>>545928985
Might be an odd choice but probably FotS despite it lacking the conventional idea of an endgame(since it's so short) simply because garrisons are so strong with gunpowder and towers that you don't even need to worry about random ass AI armies sailing to siege shit. Gatling gun towers are basically a force obliterator in and of themselves
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:14:50 PM
No.545929517
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>>545929334
they will NOT use that thing.
I hope.
nobody and I mean nobody bought that shit.. we all use creed still.
unless your a cuck.
Also yarrick lives and WILL be in the game.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:17:10 PM
No.545929770
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>>545928727
Yes but it's not executed very well
Food is your main resource and is used for army upkeep. Most of your campaign is spent chasing sources of food because it's so limiting, but since there's nothing really to spend food on except upkeep, whenever it goes positive you can easily stockpike millions of it and them run a colossal deficit for the rest of the campaign
Wood is used for most construction and is extremely scarce, so for the most part you'll just be buying tonnes of wood every turn from minors who start with a wood province, because they have nothing to spend it on and thus accumulate so much it's worthless to them
Stone is for advanced buildings but since you need comparatively way less of it, it's never really limiting.
Bronze is for high-tier unit upkeep but the ratios of food to bronze upkeep are such that you'll really never be limited by bronze, and since it has no use until mid-tier in your tech progression you'll have a fat stockpile by the time you need it
Gold is the 'scarce' resource and every gold settlement has a limited amount that can be mined. It's used for t5 buildings (which is mostly a waste) and recruitment/upkeep for max-tier unique units. AI on higher difficulties will drain the entire map's gold reserve by turn 20 but there are a few infinite sources (IE Troy) that break the game's economy.
In practice you sit on 1 increasingly powerful army for 90% of the campaign gated by food while you speed through building tiers with abundant wood/stone and you end the game with two doomstacks of max-tier units (which take 70% of the map's food to sustain) while sitting on an infinitely large stockpile of worthless stone and wood and more bronze than you could ever need, which you trade off to random AI's every turn for the gold to pay your armies.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:17:34 PM
No.545929816
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>>545929985
>>545928985
Attila
>earlygame is calm before the storm and a regular Total War game focused on expanding.
>midgame is the first warning, Hun invasion begins their march, focused on building up and preparing.
>endgame is a battle for survival, Attila arrives and the hordes grow exponentially, focus is on defending what youve built or be overrun and die.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:18:40 PM
No.545929941
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>>545930918
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:18:48 PM
No.545929953
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>>545928612
it's called pivoting
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:19:03 PM
No.545929985
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>>545930273
>>545929816
Isn't this the same as WH1 and Mortal Empires?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:19:44 PM
No.545930058
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>>545928985
Seconding Attila. You build up the whole campaign for the big Hun war and once you win that it's the clear "you have finished your campaign" sign.
Of course if you're looking to do world conquests, it's the opposite.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:21:09 PM
No.545930213
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>>545928985
Shogun 2 Realm Divide but shitters are still salty about it
>nooo why are other clans trying to stop me from becoming the hegemon?!!!!??!?!!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:21:46 PM
No.545930273
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>>545929985
Yes but a lot better, Warriors of Chaos are jobber tier in 2, a little less in 1 but ranged units still rape them in that game, meanwhile in Attila, the Hun armies are extremely powerful and will outrange and outspeed you while doing it, those mounted archers are no joke until you get Large Onagers but that make take awhile unless you focus towards getting it over the more essential stuff on the tech tree.
I tried to like the Ostrogoths and give them a fair shot, but i'm just not jiven with em. Getting gangfucked by roman legions and horse fuckers for not settling Iberia or Africa takes any campaign chapter goals and realism out the window.
Suebi seem easy, since they start near Spain and their chapter goals want you to settle there, but i'm kind of over the germoid factions. How's Sassanids? They seem pretty cool and their roster is a nice change of pace compared to the german shit. Do they have a cool/challenging end game? I'm thinking if I wipe out ERE, i'll be on the frontlines when Attila comes around and could be fun seeing as how my infantry core will just be immortals which will counter the horsefuckers pretty well.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:23:41 PM
No.545930481
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>>545930645
>histKINGs
>actively talking about their game
>fantasyFAGs
>sucking off an eceleb
The absolute state of this general...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:24:14 PM
No.545930531
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I set a trap for Creative Assembly in 2024 and they fell for it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:25:05 PM
No.545930610
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>>545928985
Medieval 2 probably, discovering America was ludokino
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:25:19 PM
No.545930645
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>>545930481
there's only two people left playing medival and one of them is the balding faggot himself
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:25:51 PM
No.545930706
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>>545930759
Tigermen are coming.
Mung is coming.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:23 PM
No.545930759
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>>545931143
>>545930706
with Yin Yin?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:26:47 PM
No.545930804
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>>545931269
>>545930281
problem with Sassanids is that you only have a challenging early game against the White Huns. After that you're too powerful.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:27:48 PM
No.545930918
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>>545931014
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:28:44 PM
No.545931014
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>>545931872
>>545930918
Medieval 3 better bring back the cutscenes
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:29:57 PM
No.545931143
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>>545931419
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:31:01 PM
No.545931269
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>>545935283
>>545930804
ERE wont put up a good fight? Probably not with the visigoths/alans jumping them from the start. I'll throw it on VH campaign difficulty, maybe that will help them out.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:31:49 PM
No.545931367
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4th December = Future of Total War
Why are there no black legendary lords
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:32:18 PM
No.545931419
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>>545931143
whole new Map Expansion of a Province inside Yin Yin?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:34:29 PM
No.545931658
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>>545929020
Yeah I know, she still look cool.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:34:57 PM
No.545931719
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>>545931375
arkhan the black?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:35:43 PM
No.545931803
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>>545936849
>>545930281
Sassanids have the same problem as the ERE in that they start off really strong and only have 1 threat to deal with. Once you handle the white huns your economy snowballs out of control and by midgame you have infinite money.
The Norse, Celtics, Slavs, Desert tribes and Alans all have their own rosters distinct from the germanic one so they're all good options to get a change of pace. I've never seriously followed the campaign objectives so I'm not even sure what they are for most factions or where they want you to settle. You could try something like Saxons or Jutes, settle England and then work your way down through Gaul to form your frontline against the Huns, or take the Tanukhids and work your way up to Constantinople.
It really just depends on what kind of unit roster you'll like. Since any barbarous faction can freely switch between horde or settled you can basically just pick up any faction and migrate to a new region of the map at the start. The only question is the units you want to use, and the path you want to take to reach your destination.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:36:09 PM
No.545931861
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>>545926167
Relevant characters to the setting aren't even in game, and we have a bunch of literally who's who have been long gone for a long ass time
It makes no sense, give me Kurt Helborg CA you shitheels
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:36:17 PM
No.545931872
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>>545931950
>>545931014
>warhammer 3 doesn't have cutscenes in the main campaign
>sells trillions of copies
>pharaoh has cutscenes in the main campaign
>flops
they won't, they already learned their lesson that putting in effort isn't worth it
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:36:55 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:37:09 PM
No.545931970
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>>545932452
Its so unbelieveable that the one asian faction in the entire setting isn't led by any asians. They're all a slave race in their own nation.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:40:35 PM
No.545932380
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>>545931375
Grimgor Ironhide, the leader of Blacks?
>>545931970
What nation and continent were the Dragon Children born in again?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:41:53 PM
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>>545927119
I really really like this post
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:43:05 PM
No.545932649
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Just because a human is born on Ulthuan, that doesn't make them a High Elf.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:43:22 PM
No.545932678
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/twg/ is my favorite general
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:43:35 PM
No.545932709
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>>545931375
Skarsnik, acts black.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:44:48 PM
No.545932845
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Julius Caesar is my favourite general.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:44:56 PM
No.545932860
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>>545928737
I have never and will never play Chingchong or Pisslev
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:45:03 PM
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>>545932667
yeah, that makes them a half-elf
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:04 PM
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>>545929368
>filmslop
Theodens speech is great though, retard-kun
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:13 PM
No.545933103
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>>545932667
It does make them an Ulthuani
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:20 PM
No.545933114
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>>545934859
>>545932452
Asia, but they aren't human, so they're no asians. Tigers aren't asian, they're animals.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:47:46 PM
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>>545932667
we call them a dark elf then
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:49:38 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:50:25 PM
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Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:50:30 PM
No.545933481
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>>545932667
There's no such thing as an illegal lesser daemon on Ulthuan! All lesser daemon's are valid!
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:50:30 PM
No.545933482
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>>545915036
>no female anthro girls
whoever made that lie should neck themselves.
realistically Tausret would have looked something like this...
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:57:32 PM
No.545934278
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>>545934841
>>545932667
But it's a mentality that needs to change, isn't it?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:02:51 AM
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>>545934278
Alarielle is such a dumb cunt in the lore that she would ruin Ulthuan in a year if it wasn't illegal for women to have any power over the nation.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:03:00 AM
No.545934859
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>>545935754
>>545933114
Hobgoblins aren't Asians?
Lizardmen aren't South American/Lustrian?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:07:18 AM
No.545935283
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>>545931269
Problem with the ERE is that it can't manage its food as climate change strips the fertility from its territory. Early on they'll be too busy with the twin Goth invasions, the Tanukhids down south, their vassal rebelling and the hordes of nomads to focus on an eastern front, but later on they'll be so starved for food that they'll start demolishing their recruitment buildings, attritioning from famines and just generally hollow out from within.
They're usually an easy way to win lots of territory rather than a big midgame boss like you're imagining.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:12:03 AM
No.545935754
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>>545934859
Hobgoblins are clearly meant to be Jewish
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:19:16 AM
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>>545912475
This is why men must sometimes beat women
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:19:29 AM
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>>545938762
>>5459342780
Man that interview was such a brutal mogging. Especially when the Imp*rial woman mentioned Alarielle using a pushup bra and Alarielle just said lolno bitch it's all natural.
Total War: WARHAMMER III
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:20:25 AM
No.545936612
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>>545931648
*walks out of her chambers*
Not anymore!
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:22:49 AM
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>>545937106
>>545931803
>I've never seriously followed the campaign objectives so I'm not even sure what they are for most factions or where they want you to settle.
Alans' campaign objectives are hilariously brutal. CA went with more or less the historical location for each group to settle, so for Alans that's... the whole damn map.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:25:07 AM
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>>545936849
I remember doing it by escaping to Morroco and then coming back to where I needed to be WAY later on.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:26:46 AM
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>>545931648
no, Sigmar bred her
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:29:46 AM
No.545937558
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turn 9
get first book of khorne
campaign finished
remember
ikit dlc did this
MURDER
EVERY
IKIT PLAYER
MURDER EVERY POST TOD EMPIRE/DWARF PLAYER
MURDER THEM ALL
FOR WHAT THEY DID
I AM NOT CATTLE
WHY DOES CA TREAT ME THIS WAY
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:31:05 AM
No.545937691
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>Reply to a deleted post by accident instead of the one I actually wanted to reply to
Just another day as a Daemonmanii (Purple) bimbo...
How long until Legend's wife pivots to another man's cock once she realises her husband has no income after retiring from TW?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:32:36 AM
No.545937823
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SHUT THE FUCK UP LOSERS
ECELEB AND COOMERS
TOURISTS AND REDDITORS
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:36:14 AM
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>>545938459
>>545933871
would. Shame shes married.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:38:54 AM
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>>545938192
why?
she's an "artistic" far-left activist, marriage means nothing to those commie types and her cuck husband won't even mind
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:39:14 AM
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>>545928985
>Which total war has the best endgame
Warhammer 1 chaos invasion if you want something comfy.
Shogun 2 realm divide if you want an actual endgame challenge
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:39:30 AM
No.545938538
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>>545937697
He should have moved to Paradox sooner because "Legend of EU Four" sounds a lot better and a bit like Legend of Total War than "Legend of EU Five" does.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:40:43 AM
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>>545933871
smaller nose tho
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:41:45 AM
No.545938762
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>>545936513
Why not quoting properly ?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:43:45 AM
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>>545937697
probably as soon as she gets citizenship
from what anons have said it seems he married a South East Asian, so I'm assuming she looks at him as a loser and a means of escaping her native shithole country
>"There totally wasn't a pivot, guys"
>The next DLC took forever to come out and was still clearly undercooked
>The DLC after that takes a WHOLE ASSFUCKING YEAR to come out
>"I-it's just because its being developed by Sophia! They can make whole fucking games by themselves, but they don't know how to make lord pack DLC it's too hard :("
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:51:39 AM
No.545939725
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>>545939390
TWW3 is a circus since release desu.
>>545939390
>CA in one year made FROM SCRATCH
>Gorbad
>Skulltaker
>Arbaal
>Sayl
>Aislinn
>Masque
>all with unique mechanics
>Four of them have an entire DLC of units with them
Wow CA works twice as fast when they pivot than normal! They should pivot more often!
A normal person would think all that work from CA would be impossible in 12 months, but thankfully now I see Legend's truth!
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:57:01 AM
No.545940272
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>>545940062
That's way too logical for him anon, tone it down.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:57:34 AM
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>>545940738
>>545940062
>Gorbad
>Skulltaker
>Arbaal
Nigger, they didn't make any of that in a year. When Tides of Torment comes out, it will have been a FULL YEAR since Omens of Destruction. It took them a YEAR to put just that one DLC out.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:00:24 AM
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Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:01:26 AM
No.545940738
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>>545941289
>>545940329
oh so they just had Gorbad Skulltaker and Arbaal ready to go, just in case of a pivot!
Three Legendary Lords not meant to be released, made for emergencies only!
Now THAT makes even more sense!
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:06:36 AM
No.545941289
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>>545941454
>>545940738
Yeah, actually.
Normally, they do development for this sort of shit well in advance, so they were clearly intending them to be a part of some DLC release in the future, but brought the scraps together to do a different release. The reason why it started taking them ridiculous amounts of time is because they scrapped a bunch of shit in response to a backlash, breaking the workflow.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:07:13 AM
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Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:08:18 AM
No.545941454
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>>545941289
>Yeah, actually.
lol
I decided to uninstall slophammer and reinstall terraria
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:17:10 AM
No.545942426
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Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:34:37 AM
No.545944256
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>>545928985
Total War: Avengers
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
DUNDUN
DUUUUN DUUUUUUNNN
TOTAL WARRIORS!
Declare war.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:39:54 AM
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>>545942121
>terraria
that game is worse than Minecraft: a monumental achievement