Thread 545847887

>Season 2 in CN
https://maxroll.gg/blue-protocol/news/season-2-update-cn-version

>Main Website & Download
https://playbpsr.com/

>/bpsrg/ Resources, Links & Guides
https://rentry.org/bpsrg
https://bptimer.com/
https://github.com/winjwinj/bpsr-logs/releases/tag/app-v0.20.0

>Guilds (DM the leader or officers when applying)
Clover
Friend
mesugaki
Yotsuba
Zaibatsu

>/vg/ World Channel
4444

>Full Line Bypass
Apply to party > Move to Guild House > Leave Guild House

>Official /vg/ Idle Spot
Line 144, Fishing pier by the beach
- USE THIS OVER GUILD HALLS -

>emotes
https://pastebin.com/Vevceetv

>new idling spot poll
https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kXoP8go

>Previous
>>545810657

Axemented.webm

orange > purple >blue > green armbands
stop using GS to measure player skill
it’s their armband

orange - 10 or more gold trophies
purple 6-9
blue <6

>orange armband yotsubans
sani - orange 1
towa - orange 3
kani - orange 2
fugu- orange 1
idunno - orange 1
ascalon- orange 1
heyu- orange 1
sweaty - orange 1
louky- orange 1
nia- orange 2
hamu - orange 1
mint - orange 1
allie- orange 1


the amount of you niggers who spend 24/7 on this game but are still stuck at purple armbands is depressing lol. do u even play the game?

gonna personally call u out actually
ame
eris
kenzou
lientri
pyon
butts
bossu
tok
lico
maru
rob
kruber
cocona ahoka sylnara
neto
mikan
noir
falsetto

u fags don’t play the game or smth? only content u run is raids and dungeons and world bosses? lmao

>nooo it’s achievement hunting
it’s for playing the game retard

Hrmm nyes Yotsuba on the front page

Today for sure.

>>545848032
Nobody cares about achievements

Ame pretending to hug Noir to make Ascalon angry until he pins him down in front of the entire guild and rapes his bussy for all to see~

meow.

Another one down just two more...

>>545848042
how many days have you tried

>>545848032
anything other than battle content is boring. simple as

>>545848032
I could get orange armband any moment I wanted to if I actually cared enough. Maybe I'll do that soon just to screw with you.

>>545848165
More than I'm proud to admit.

>>545848207
achievements aren't content

>>545848032
I'm too lazy to fish and kill rare mobs what you want me to do...besides those two things

>>545848164
Holy shit nice, do you know how many runs that took you?

>>545848040
ascalon is going to wake up and correct ame’s bussy so hard for this!!

>>545848040
>Maid Asca
I get it now

>new idling spot poll
picrel

>>545848032
Getting to orange requires some achievement hunting, the actual meaningful gameplay golds alone are not nearly enough
Unless you think hitting pigs/nappos to grind 32 + rep, catching 50 5* fish, growing black flowers, or rolling the gacha are examples of skilled gameplay

Ah.. got the armor in 20 rolls, cool!
Trading it for the cooler 5 ticket armor now

>>545848032
Playing a different gacha while I idle on BP...

>>545848276
Ascalon. On the guild sofa. With everyone watching.

>>545848276
Excuse me miss Amelia Sparkanabi why are you trying to steal Noir from my good friend Ascalon?

>>545847887 (OP)
>powercouple taking pics while fighting
ITS NOT FAIR BWOS

>>545848098
MOGS
CHEEVOS
MOUNTS

>>545848346
We should all vote on a new spot and also a new line haha...you know anything but 144 would be cool maybe 145 or 143...

>>545848032
>Sylveon has paragon 3
how does this retard have 13 gold trophies?

>>545848164
WE COULD A RUN THE GOBLIN TOGETHER ANOOOOON

>>545848446
>>545848158

>>545848526
Hot

>>545847887 (OP)
>Slashing him in the groin
A bit rude, don't you think?

>>545848575
I still need the mask and hands if you wanna run those...

>>545848032
>it’s for playing the game retard
of course, getting gold trophies for spending money is playing the game

>>545848571
The first 11 are pretty easy, after that you have to pick a path of autism

>>545848649
the fact that 90% of the call out list are whales with 2k+ fashion but are still hardstuck blue and purple defeats your argument
1 gold trophy ooooh big deal retard. start playing the game. real niggas like hamu are fishing

>>545848426
Anytime for you my taisetsuna fujoshi
>>545848446
Stealing nobody, I am just cuteposing while playing other stuff

>>545848772
Good. Keep it that way. No one likes a homewrecker.
I'd like to see him wreck your bussy though.

>>545848339
i'm in this!

>>545848772
this nigga playing currency wars

>>545848772
Ameame, give star rail code

m... ME f1 frostmage......

>>545848747
>running a fishing bot is playing the game

>>545849094
>everyone who plays the game is botting
now cope with that purple armband of yours until you quit

Hey
Post screenshots

when Sani posts I leak a little in my panties...

>>545849213
Yea bro it sure is natural to see people fish for 8 hours straight overnight at the 144 pier!

>>545849217
otay

>>545849320
me f3 on the right

>>545848346
whatever wins im ok with it, everything is closer to the points of interest and better looking than the pier
We have a beach with a bar right behind us and we're hanging out at the fucking pier ffs

>>545849350
can I stick my penis in the aironahole while it's on top of your head?

>>545849320
as a straight guy this is so fucking hot

>>545848032
purple is prettier than orange

>>545849213
Damn didn't know you were actually grinding 10 hour fishing sessions at night time bro. For real, mad skillz.

>>545849320
>>545849364
BUILT FOR MY F1 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>545849530
Can I suck on your milkers until they turn purple?

>>545849320
me on the left

>>545848517
just take your erp to a different line man its not that hard

>>545849217
Sure

>>545849325
>>545849545
cope and seethe orangelets

>>545849094
i literally wrote a fishing guide, i hate the very idea of botting leisure gameplay

>>545849217
hi

>>545849567
no you cannot

>>545849610
I have an orange band, I just haven't done the 50 5 star fish trophy yet because it sounds like torture without botting.

>>545848032
But I've been orange anon...

>>545849653
i am invisible in this photo

>>545848032
how can you tell if they disable armband?

>>545849603
ITS NOT ERP IM NOT ALLOWED ON 144 ANYMORE AIEEEE

>>545849708
wifeffy

>>545849452
that's disgusting but depending on your payment i could allow such a thing.

>>545849705
Kruber fuarking mogs

>>545849763
The icon on your profile changes to match your armband level

>>545849705
FUARKING king of Yotsuba why can’t the other males look like you

>>545849705
Rob wishes he could mog like this nigga

>>545849912
Rent free

What do we do about F1s

>>545850004
worship and cum for

>>545850004
gun

>>545849812
>>545849868
Organic posts

>>545850004
enslave and cum in

>>545849705
>best most unique looking male
>friendly and chats but not as yapfaggy as kenzou talking about retarded shit and saying “yotswarts” or as mute as quark
>gameplayGOD with orange armband

no male in Yotsuba compares

>>545850053
You're wearing clothes...now allow me to remove them for you

Why are you guys so mean to Rob?

>>545849573
Relax Maru everyone knows.

>>545849729
Then I have no choice but to take another

>>545849027
me F3 kissknight

>>545849217
shooting u

>>545850220
what the helly

>>545850232
i am now visible in this photo

>>545848339
I missed the statues

Nobody told me the mahou shoujos would be this mean and hurtful. I don't even wanna take over the city anymore.

>>545850343
can i rawdog yu

>>545850185
he’s genuinely ugly and comes off as desperate in gchat, much like cbt era kenzou before he got some bitches on his dick
that nigga was desperate talking to noir about some “haha i tried that matcha thing we talked about” publicly in gchat, and talked about how he had no roommate 2 weeks in

>>545850257
Shooting inside of you

>>545850343
DOGGED DOGGED DOGGED DOGGED

I did every single daily and weekly like clockwork and I still only have 50/100 arcane will frags, 29 of those being because I got a gold will from the gacha and dismantled it. How the fuck am I supposed to get 100 of these in a reasonable amount of time?

>log in
>no tempest ogre will
>log out
I slumber...
A cucumber....

>>545849809
Cute Airona plush hat
Kinda want

>>545850505
gn babe

>>545850343
do it for her

>>545850505
Tomorrow for sure anon. . . For sure. . .

>>545850343
Sis, your tentacles? Your aphrodisiac? Your saimin appli?

>>545850634
pretty lady!

>>545850220
but here's the smoocher

>>545850646
T-That's lewd!

my f1 is schlicking to amescalon anonfic

They almost got me with this one.

>>545850412
how is that desperate? are you autistic? and he didn't even mention roomates, i was there and he just asked about black flowers
just say you hate him because he gets attention or something

>>545850343
I'll take over your boy pussy, faggot.

anyone else watching the worlds finals? who are you rooting for

my f1? leonat and trophy farming

>>545850949
i want t1 to lose

Shitposting aside, do you think Kenzou’s character is a top tier m2?

>>545850854
Bringing up random shit like that in the middle of an already ongoing conversation is a desperate attempt to make a connection instead of just letting a conversation naturally flow.

>>545850343
And I'd do it again.

>>545848938
Kyaaa so cool and cute...

>>545851026
i don't think his look is bad but its not my favorite

>>545850220
make it a sound post, plenty of japanese lesbian kissing asmr around

should i join clover or mesugaki?

>>545851026
It's fine nothing it doesn't stand out but it isn't shit or anything

Is anyone going to notice...?

>>545851010
Let me guess, you hate yotsuba too?

>>545851026
i like it, 8/10

>>545849653
I see you're all playing soggy biscuit.

>>545851193
if you want gameplay, join clover
if you want gameplay, join mesugaki

>fishing is playing the game
shit my pants reading this

>>545849217
Erm um, have the last picture I took I guess

>>545851071
D-don't think just because I forgot to write a witty reply you won. You better be ready for the next epic showdown!

>>545851161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeSN4EdWstU
soooo true

anyone else never post pictures on the thread? i dont give peepshows for free

>>545851028
>noir talks about drinks all the time in gchat
>brings up a drink and rob talks about another drink she probably mentioned before in gchat
remembering details and bringing them up on a relevant conversation isn't desperate, you're trying really hard to make him look bad when he's just trying to interact with the guild, i hope you can find some friends who like you one day so you stop feeling jealous of male characters

>>545851420
yeah i stopped bothering a while ago, i just show my pictures to my friends

>>545851420
nah, i dont feel the need to post shit here

>>545851026
no. it’s good which stands out because most m2s are garbage. not top tier thougheverbeit

>>545851523
Who's top tier?

>>545851420
i changed to just posting to my photo wall

though someone did take a screenshot from there once and post it here that was weird

>>545850184
Well of course, i have no idea what you're talking about

symiau

>>545850825
should be like 10 rorb

I'm a femlala in disguise...

>>545851671
symiau...mrrroww..grrr..symiau miau!! purrr..

>>545849217
I haven't been taking many pictures lately

>>545851763
Chilllllayyyy my man my broooooo chilllayyy. sup.

syamu

>>545851763
Our kings been doing content, hell yeah

>>545851420
Posting a group photo is fun, posting a solo photo just feels weird.

>>545851792
dying in Tina 5

syame

Best males
Worst males
GO!
For me its chilly for best/spoiler]

>>545850343
Being meguca is suffering...

>Solo photo
I'm such a wierdo freak...

why should I play this game

>>545851862
>best
all the m2s and m3s
>worst
all the m1s

>>545851259
Hi, I'm biscuit

>>545851904
rob needs more friends

>>545851862
I don't have a best but chilly is just some guy that it wraps around to him being funny for just being average

>>545851862
Best
Chilly
Worst
Kenzou and Rob

>>545851862
>best
the one i like
>worst
the ones i dont like

it's finally setting in that i don't fucking belong here

Why is that anon obsessed with rob, who did rob cuck?

when is chilly going to get some drip

>>545851379
You are without a doubt the weakest witch I've ever heard of.

>>545852069
Yaeah go away rob.

>>545851890
DO NOT THROW SOULS

>>545852117
nah his current fit is iconic, he's stuck with it now

my f1 goes symiau

>>545850678
No, you are the pretty one!

>>545851973
i think i like chilly cause he's not trying to be some anime main character like some other m2s

to whoever recommended a regressor's tale of cultivation, thanks, this stuff rules

>>545852117
He's called Chilly cause he's already got the ice

>>545852351
try eternally regressign knight

symaru

>>545852351
try return of the mad demon as well for schizo kino

oybama

>fall in love with an f1
>she only watches northernlion and keeps making references
why do they all have autism

syken

>>545848162
you missed both guild photos

>>545852646
Sorry unc you just ain't got the rizz

>>545852752
i know i'm sad about it but trying not to think much on it i was asleeping. well i know i slept through the first if there was another within the last few hours i was out at da cluuuurrrb

>>545848162
Good morning

>>545852646
Holy BASED

>>545851862
>best
i wanted to say myself but i concede to Chilly
>worst
most of the M1s

>>545849217
had a cute party today
portal didn't spawn once we killed the boss so everyone victory jumped

>>545852646
unc niggas love northernlion

>>545851862
Best
Chilly the best
Worst
Most of Yotsuba's M2's

>>545852646
this is Max

>>545852847
she doesn't speak like that. why do you make thread wife sound like a hoe?

>>545851076
<3

What's northernlion?

>>545852646
same but she rarely idles and is always farming trophies

why does the thread feel so boring lately

>>545851862
aesthetically?

>best
maku, quark, idunno, kruber, cappu
>worst
m1s and ugly m3s like grung, snuppet, ugly m2s like isa
>overrated but decent
rob, kenzou, chilly, creep

>>545853209
opinion discarded

Can someone please notice already?

>>545853209
snuppet is cool as fuck, he might be the best M3 in Yotsuba, get some better taste.

>>545852421
>>545852458
will check them out, thank you brothers

>>545852932
I see mountains...

Confess

>>545853209
>episode 50 of ryude quark idunno kruber astroturfing
ive had enough tbdesu

>>545853209
>cappu
post discarded

Fuark

>>545853483
i want to erp but i dont want people to get attached to me so i dont

>>545853484
Ryude is not even mentioned there retard

ascalon won bigly

>>545853484
It’s funny nobody gave a fuck about these keylet males for 2.5 weeks.
Then all of a sudden they’re the only males I see posted here besides the npc from Clover and Rob.

>>545853483
I don't actually want to ERP I just want to make friends but ERP seems to be the only way I can do it.

Has anyone found a meaningful relationship (however you define it) in BPSR yet?

>>545853152
NA's Lion, idk

>>545853625
>the npc from clover
You mean the protagonist of bpsrg? Chilly-sama?

>>545853578
hi ryude still embarrassed we caught you astroturfing yesterday?

>>545852351
Glad you liked it anon

>>545853483
I want to ERP but everyone here has experience and I'm a top so I have no fucking idea how it works

>>545853483
I've been strongly considering something stupid and permanent lately.

>>545853907
hrt? go on lientri, do it. i know sani groomed ur ass lmao

>>545853907
What is it, anon..?

>>545853483
I'm evil and keep cucking people

>>545853945
Not him.
>>545853959
Either I'd be dead or locked behind bars at minimum if I fail.

>>545853483
I want to ERP but I don't want to deal with the filter and chat limit but also don't want to add anyone elsewhere.

>>545853483
im ignoring like 10 people in my dms because i know they want to erp and i dont want that, i want frens

>>545854035
Imagine how good it would feel though~

>>545854086
ain’t nobody asked louky

>>545854139
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>545853483
I'm so pissedoff at my owner for being a little pissy bitch about the show I took him too and I'm even moreso pissed off about spending a lot already on the gacha when all I want is the drill tails but that's the fucking shitslop gacha existance. Im so drunk. Im so drunk. The new precure episode was so good.

>>545853945
>HRT past 20
KEKAROO

i still see moonstrikes who dont use scythe wheel

>>545854189
Give us some moaning vocaroos to piss your owner off

>>545854139
As good as it'd feel, there aren't any acceptable targets and my life ultimately wouldn't be worth that.

>>545853483
i like saying lewd stuff and flirting but i dont actually erp even tho people think im a massive whore
also im scared that this game will die or ppl i know will quit and i wont have any way to contact them anymore and ill lose my friends :(

*coughs blood* we did it...

>>545854267
https://voca.ro/14ow2dGjazyW ok.

>>545854385
Yeah I'm getting off to this alright

>>545854385
I love drunk poyo's moans... I just love hearing her voice

>>545854385
you wimp. deepthroat your longest toy as fast as you can and choke on it for us

>>545854385
can't wait for the day records herself getting off

>>545853483
I'm having thoughts that everyone hates me now and would vastly prefer if I left, and I'm thinking I should oblige.

>>545854591
I don't hate anyone here

>>545853483
I dont think I belong here anymore.

>>545854334
hi eris

>>545853483
my f1+ facefucked someone and now i think i can comfortably get around the filter to do it more.
the lack of characters is still annoying but it's kinda fun trying to work within the constraint and writing more effectively.

>>545853483
Anons were complaining about how everyone just afk on the fishing pier, but the truth is, i was just pretending to afk. I always look at my screen and see everything that happens in it

>>545854672
wrong

>>545853483
>>545854669
same.

>>545854713
i dont believe you

>>545854591
Same... I won't do anything because I know I might regret it but I'll probably go non verbal for a while.

>>545854385
cuck that owner nigga and embrace your inner sluttiness. post noods

>>545854334
No matter how much this general claims they hate discord, most of them have a discord anyways. If you're "friend" enough, you could, or they would ask for yours.

>>545854440
ew
>>545854492
yay
>>545854495
i don't own any toys like that on the regard that i cannot feel things like that i simply do these things for fun.
>>545854583
can't get off sorry the most you'll get is an act of if i ccould do such a thing.
>>545854780
?!?????????!?? i embraced my sluttiness a couple hours ago having the vocalist of a show i went to put her tiddies between my leg i can be a slut without posting my own selfmade explicit photos here..!

>>545854858
sometimes i ask, im just afraid that im not close enough and would come off as needy or overbearing or something.

>>545854765
why must you let shitposters affect you, noir? the vast majority of the guild likes you, like outside of 1-2 schizos and the rest aren’t even in the guild

>>545854858
I hate it because i need to make one just to keep in touch with everyone that quit from the game

>>545853483
I know it's already over but I still wanna be next to her. I honestly never felt like this before and it's scary how much her presence alone can have such impact on my mood.

>>545854875
boring.

not sure whether to redeem the fishe or do something with the tickets..

>>545853483
I'm pretty sure that some anons think I'm making certain posts and then judging me for them when I usually lurk instead of posting...

>>545855037
Fish is probably the best pet since you can fly over cliffs in the open world. Like when you teleport to the muku teleporter and can just fly over to the mountain top on the other side. I never had a use for any other mount.

>>545855142
robot does the same thing btw

>>545855142
i was thinking the same but the broom does that too and the dog is pretty cool...

>>545854986
??????????????????????????

>>545854764
Well, you're wrong. If you knew anything about me it is probably an easy guess.

>>545853483
gave the top dps of the raid i did cock worship afterwards as a reward for him doing the most damage.

>>545854875
Why can't you get off or feel things down there?

Educate me, /bpsrg/!

>>545854591
if you're in yots the only person i hate is the fucking nuclear schizo, everyone else has been cool so far so if we interacted before ill miss you

>>545855653
there are at least three schizos

>>545855653
>>545854591
yeah, this
so far i like everyone in yots, ill miss the people who leave and i hope its not cuz of schizos :(

>>545855553
bc im broken. i literally feel nothing unless its another person abusing me anyway goodnight now.

>>545855689
is it me

>>545855709
Cliqueggots will say this then shitpost you in the thread

>>545855720
Why are you broken and how old were you when it happened?

Certain officer is leaving yotsuba soon thanks to all the shitposts

i think im finally going to message him ... im feeling good today and i want to make sure hes doing okay ...

>>545853483
i have a friend bodycount of 10 since i started playing this, and 3 others that i managed to befriend without getting on my knees

>>545855689
how many there are is irrelevant to me, i hate their asses
gchat was super comfy today and it was really fun, i still dont think the well is poisoned all you have to do is not give a shit about the thread which is really easy for me since ive been here for so long, but that's not the case for many others

>>545855720
Ignore the other anons and just tell us about the fun stuff you did today
How come the owner didnt enjoy it?

>>545853483
I have to confess that you've been bamboozled again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anygaiNwhHQ

>>545855893
I think he went to bed, anon...

>>545855893
Good luck anon. I wish I'd get messaged.

>>545855885
not the first time it happened, not the last time it will happen

>>545853483
I had my 15 minutes of fame and now I'm irrelevant again and it's depressing...

>>545853483
reconnecting with old friends has been the best thing about this game.

>>545856090
oh ... i guess i missed my chance today ... nevermind

>>545853483
im lonely so lonely

>>545853483
i had fun playing the game tonight with my friends and they were all very helpful and patient

you can tell when someone just finished a photo because exiting photo mode also exits their emote

>>545853483
I want an F2 girlfriend.

>>545851862
Any nigga wearing armor with a good color scheme

>>545856526
I hope it's me!!!

Thoughts on my character?

I know I'm not in your clique, but can you play with me and other guildies please :(

>>545856475
I rarely use selfie-mode anymore because it draws so much attention and i don't know what to do when i happens

>>545856475
No, my ISP is just being a lil shit, so whenever I freeze and regain connection my F1 stops emoting...

>>545853483
I feel like I was a complete and utter dumbass expecting things to go well.

>>545853483
I'm desperately in love with someone that I shouldn't be in love with

yeah its over for blue protocol

>>545856209
I miss Rat

>>545856052
Me on the right

>>545856806
I'm in yots, and I don't know anyone and yet I'm in several parties a day with them. Skill issue. Even ended up in a yots party by accident from 4444 recruiting.

>>545856963
kek. soul in my chinese games?

F3 Frost Mage

>>545856963
That's so fucking good.

>>545856963
I'm afraid I've WON

>>545857138
Pure sexos

evens log in and do more shadow hunter farming
odds and do it later

>>545857131
>>545857237
>>545857260
lads I might unironically try it out now after seeing this in the /v/ thread

>tina m5
>tank keeps dying to 2nd pull on left

>>545857138
I wish these beauties liked spoiling F1s...

>>545857306
I might give it a try but I know I won't stick with it for long. It has that characteristic Chinese 3D "realism" that goes deep in the uncanny valley

>>545857348
Surely one of them does

can any block chads post their luck/mastery?

>>545857306
Go for it, anon. It looks like such a fun game. I like cultivation memes, and this is pretty much the game for it. As far as I know, it has a bunch of sects and stuff too.

>>545857372
to me that gives it more SOVL

9 days of NNN. Is this supposed to be hard?

>>545856747
Always you anon

>>545853483
I am filled with negativity and social anxiety, and I really wish I could relax when talking with people. I don't really know how to be myself around others.

>>545853483
i want to take pictures with people but i'm not popular enough

>>545853483
I found out that an anon I've been talking to is a woman and now I find it hard to treat her like one of the bros even though I don't care to chase her romantically

>>545857138
All these pretty oneesans~

>>545853483
I don't want to be a deadweight when running content.

What is it with anons and fucking pee???? Does everyone here like piss

>>545858003
Why would it change anything? you can still remain platonic friends

>>545857753
it can vary by person and sometimes its very much just your brain chemistry, but you can try just baby steps and small interactions till you work up to comfortability. Or if you're able to, just full on force yourself to ignore those feelings till they go away some.
In my current relationship I do the latter when my thoughts start to get bad and I can get back into appreciating what I have and trusting that things are alright.
If you want to change things, you can do it if you keep trying anon. I believe in you

The pretty colors are nice

i wanna have a melty
so many things i could've done differently,
so many missed opportunities
at least I have black flowers in my garden now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

>>545857372
>uncanny valley
explain further

>>545857138
Thanks for the fun photo moment.

>>545858880
what do you want to melt about?

>thread dies suddenly
huh

>>545853483
I have zero personality and adopt a new one every time I integrate myself into a group/guild via silently lurking until I'm familiar enough to fit in.

>>545858929
Sorry, I'm here.

>>545858929
sorry we all lost NNN at basically the same time

>>545858323
Thanks anon, I appreciate it.

>>545858880
>at least I have black flowers in my garden now
I'm on the black hydrangea grind now, I've already got one black hydrangea so hopefully it'll only take about a week to get the entire garden pitch black

>>545858936
won't you get labeled as a wallflower and then people think you'll be weird for speaking 2 months in?

>>545858929
>Thread dies during nighttime
Who'd've thunk it

>>545858997
what does nnn mean?

>>545858929
too busy thinking about swapping cream between my f1 and another f1...

>>545859009
No problem anon and even if you should stumble or some people give you trouble, I hope you find it in yourself to get up and keep going.
Good luck friend

>>545859069
nnnnn
mnnnmhg
nnn!!!

>>545859187
Stop posting this.

>>545859032
>Months
I've been doing this for ages. I pick up fast.

>>545859187
I dont like talking to perverts so please never reply to me ever again you disgusting filthy vulgar pervert

>>545859027
aren't purples better money makers?
>>545858921
just how this week's been for me so far
i'm taking a step forward and two steps back leaving nothing but ash in my wake
maybe I'm trying too hard

>>545853483
they dont know i love danchou

>>545853483
i have been playing this game since day 1, but i have only ever talked to 2 anons so far, and it just a simple "yes/no" and "thank you"

>>545858912
what is the story of this picture?

>>545853298
Give me a hint

>>545859492
Kek same

I have played this game since day 1 and I usually wake up with messages from 5+ anons every day

>>545859630
die die die

>>545858880
Melt with me. Melt woth me. Meith with me. Melt. With, Me.

>>545859520
It's a congregation of f3 frost mages and a couple of onlookers. Beyond that, I don't know.

>>545859393
It's not about the money, Batman.
I just want to be able to say I've had a full garden of black flowers of each type, I guess technically I've kept a black tulip in the center but still.

>>545859680
Melt
tokete shimaisouuuuuuu

>>545858929
I did it.

>>545859630
Me too. It feels good waking up to so many good mornings, especially from my special someone :3

How I will treat f1s when s2 rolls around and i can change my characters size class

>>545860065
die 1000 deaths

I unironically have too many friends that I can't hang out with all of them in the same day anymore

>>545859823
speaking of black tulips,
the airplane that carried the USSR casualties out of Afghanistan was called the black tulip
kinda romantic in a morbid kinda way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNA81yZQyM

>>545858887
Is this the new mobile slop sword of justice?

>>545858880
cute pic
cute blush. it's like she's looking up at me.

>>545860345
hnnggg you're fucking hott anonnn my panties are weett

>>545859680
you are both dreadful and cheerful at the same time
i think i like you and hate you at the same time

Do you illiterate perma-virgins realize roleplaying doesn't exist in MMOs? You writing *sucks dick* in some tiny chat window in a video game doesn't make you a roleplayer, it makes you a desperate retard with no sex life.

>>545860758
*cums on u*

yes I "suck dick" that's the whole point

Yeah doesn't do anything for me.

there has never been a good f1 post

>>545860867
Can you suck mine?

>>545860758
>roleplaying doesn't exist in MMOs
you are literally retarded
i get that you're shitting on low quality ERP, but I've been doing paragraph RP in MMOs for at least 10 years

>>545860867
how do you do it?

>>545860930
Maybe...
>>545861017
With extreme passion!

>>545860973
You are no different than kids who pretend to be Ninja Turtles. That's not roleplaying, you illiterate tardo. MMORPGs don't even have any roleplaying mechanics like D&D.

>>545854086
Just be upfront. That's literally all you need to do, say you're not interested in doing stuff like that.
The sex pests who are only wanting to get off will leave you alone, while those who might want to talk will stick around.

>>545861098
I wanted to be Donatello when I was a kid.
Even made a purple eyeband(?) and tried to make a stick weapon.

>>545853483
i let others affect me way too much

>>545860973
If you were literate and actually into competent creative writing, you'd be writing short novels, and not be playing pretend with tiny chat messages in video games with other Tumblr teenagers with spirit animal identities. Fuck you again.

I rolled a crit on getting an f2 or f3 wife
where is she?

>>545861260
cute hair

>>545860867
settle down kyoppi

>>545861428
u ok?

>>545861260
Donatello was my guy too. And Shredder.

>>545861058
Just maybe...?

>>545860563
please be normal

>>545861574
If you can find me...

>>545861386
Sign of low IQ.

>>545861639
Where do I find you?

>>545861639
people type this when they not even logged in

>>545861660
Not necessarily, he's just a pussy.

>>545861725
Nah, hes intellectually lazy (retarded) and emotional (also retarded) so he gets influenced easily.

I fantasize about my threadcrush proneboning my F2.

>>545861660
>>545861725
>>545861815
no need to fight guys. i an be both at the same time

>>545861098
low quality bait
>>545861428
you're moving the goal post so much it's hard to understand what you're mad about. yes, I do creative writing with other people. no, I don't pretend like I'm literally my own character. no, my head is no so far up my ass I think I can put a 100 page manuscript out there and people will want to spend time and energy reading it.

>>545861976
whats your threadcrush? f1?

so where did chimoo go

>>545862024
Lol.

>>545862061
quit

>>545862006
You don't do creative writing nor do you roleplay. Comparing your video game chat window retardism to roleplaying is an insult to anyone who has ever played D&D. You just said you've been roleplaying for ten years, yet you still can't write. If you had been writing for ten years, you could write. So you are contradicting yourself and proving me right.

>>545862061
still around just wanted to join a drama free guild

>>545862065
f2?

>>545849217
https://youtu.be/PDM2qukzKwg?si=gQ75oO7B-ooopGp1


>>545853483
At this point I'm just milking bandits for the sake of it, and no longer for the necessity of butter.

>>545862205
>you need to be face to face with 5 other people and put up with shitty P&P systems for your RP to count
got it

bandit stress relief f1

day 6 of trying to get a fucking ring from towering ruin get me the fuck out

>>545858912
I almost missed this but I should be thanking you! You were a great subject!

Why is this shit hiding in such a random location!

>>545862640
I thought KennyZ could tank it..

>>545862524
I'm not into trannies so it's not a futa.

>>545862219
there hasn't been drama in yotsuba for weeks now

LFG for stimen 1-40 run today

>>545862775
m3 armorbro

>>545862787
except the drama last week

>>545862640
Yeah Clover wonned bigly

>>545862775
is it the shirtless m2?

>>545862632
If you had been writing for ten years, you'd know to write "five other people," not "5 other people," not to mention the other mistakes. Again proving me right. Your 'RP' doesn't count because it's so basic, immature and void of mechanics. Literally no difference between you and some teen playing pretend.

>>545862809
>>545862942
I'm not giving any more hints except that one of you is half correct.

>>545862640
clover keeps winning...

>>545862990
It's all playing pretend you dumb faggot. No way you're being serious right now.

>>545863020
I know who this is about.

>>545863152
Go on.

>>545863107
That's what I'm telling you, you are not doing anything but playing pretend, there's no depth beyond that. You are basically a child.

>>545849217
Okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

What's the fastest way to get 50 5 star fishe

>>545863238
Why are you acting like LARPing is superior when it's all the same stupid make-believe shit?

>>545863238
>DnD players pretending their make believe larping is more realistic than anyone elses

>>545862990
nobody gets anal over using numerals over written numbers outside of raw literature, you fucking autist.

>>545863020
>half correct
M2... in armor?
Do we even have any of those?

I gotta say, watching this argument about RP is way more entertaining than reading yotsuba guild drama

>>545863329
asterleeds pier
equip astercad research
swap to regnus bighead research if you start on the reeling minigame
since astercad is instant catch
swap back to astercad
rinse repeat
requires you to have maxed both astercad and regnus
buy some fish from vendor for research

>>545863358
I didn't say anything about LARP. Although if you are going to make me compare it to teens fucking around in video game chat windows, then at least I can say LARPers are developing their acting skills while they're doing it.

>>545863329
sleep and bot

wish people hornyposted me..

>>545863676
As opposed to developing literary skills? What is the fucking point of this argument? It's the same shit in a different font. Also, playing D&D is LARPing, whether you like it or not.

>>545863545
NTA, but which fish do you buy and from which vendor?

>>545863852
No. No you don't.

>>545863545
how are you guys switching quickly, sometimes the line breaks while i'm in the menu but i did this out in river fishing instead of city fishing.

The mere thought of fujos infiltrating our sacred brotherhood of malechads makes me shiver. If you spot a fujo, report it to the authorities immediately.

>>545863981
Yes, yes I do..

>>545863871
You don't develop writing skills in fucking MMORPGs filled with illiterate retards, you goddamn braindead mongol.

And no, playing D&D is not LARPing. That statement only further proves how naive your understanding of roleplaying is.

>>545863238
classic D&D is closer to playing pretend than RPing over the internet. you're literally playing a tabletop and pretending to be a character in it. most of the time the story isn't any good because it has to be a game first, and center around killing and looting shit.
internet RP can range from shitty single line posts to writing short novella

>>545859630
I hope you have a good day today and get your tempest ogre drop

>>545863852
okay ****

>>545863994
city fishing's easier
if it's regnus the line doesn't break so easy, so you reel it in a bit and quickly swap it with B
>>545863874
I actually maxed the research by fishing only so I don't really know, but apprently there's a vendor that sells fish that you can use for research
should be a big jumpstart if you haven't got much fishing done yet

im roleplaying being a nice person i actually hate all of you, does that count

M-my roleplay is better than your roleplay, loser!

>>545864008
Last thread scared me, they are already here..

>>545864008
I'm here.

>>545864008
i wish fujos actually played female characters instead of cat calling me as men

i'm roleplaying as a quiet but happy anon when i'm actually miserable. it's working so far because nobody noticed!

>>545864369
wrong..

i'm roleplaying a fucking STUPID f1 frost mage i'm actually highly intelligent in real life

M-My drink is just as good as your drink, loser!
>proceeds to drink piss while the other drinks water

The guild hall is next...

I got claimed by a fujo

>>545853483
Making a flight to Chile again soon and have flown to Chile twice so far since the method was discovered.

>>545853483
I actively avoid interacting with my guild.

Utsu-Peak for the eepy ears
Goodnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyKFBoNqWAs

>>545862640
saying "dont like it? leave." actually worked

>>545865694
I'm gonna kiss you good night

>>545862640
so clover is now essentially made up of yotsuba rejects?

>>545865694
Wish you were my personal Miku

>>545865870
Too late, anon...
>>545865996
oo ee oo until the your very own Miku comes along!

>>545866371
Here anon. Go commit the crime of passion you were born for.

>>545866695
Thanks anon, I'll make good use of it and make sure I leave one bullet for myself at the end.

Which poster would you shoot multiple times if you were locked in a room with them?

>>545867537
me f3

shoot multiple loads maybe lmao

>>545855142
You can do something similar with every gacha mount that has the increased speed. Just sprint on the mount, dismount mid sprint and you'll keep the momentum which lets you effortlessly penta jump across the Muku gap.

inside my F1..

pumping six shots inside louky

>>545867675
two in each limb right

>>545867810
Two in each orifice

>>545867842
oh not bullets...

>>545867675
this but it's not bullets or loads, it's her immunizations and she is going to be bolted to the table because she'll hiss at everyone and try to scratch the doctors who are giving them due to an aversion to needles.

>>545868408
one time in grade school i fainted after getting my needle and whenever i get them now i have to look away and close my eyes
so... accurate?

>>545868408
dumb cat

>>545868668
wow so cool wow you're so unique woah haha awesome wow wow wow haha

>>545868668
louky you're so old

>>545868873
yeah i was born in february 2028

it'd be so funny if magic happened and we got to see all the nicknames of posters here
I wonder how many would drop without logging ever again out of shame

>>545868964
What, like assigning in game names to anonymous posts?
I'd own all the stupid shit I post

>>545868941
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/louky/

>>545868964
i shitposted about my friends multiple times kek

>>545869075
its a pretty good read

>>545869146
we know sani

>>545869146
we know eris

>>545869075
I wish louky would make me cheat on my girlfriend and wreck my home

>>545869296
eris is asleep I tucked her to bed

>>545869457
Kenzou...

>>545869517
I tucked him in too

Why do I never see Zaibatsu or Mesugaki group photos?

>>545869754
Mesugaki takes group photos all the time

>>545869754
Cause we don't care about posting them in the thread, it's for us.
t. Zaibatsu member

>>545869754
I see Zaibatsu group photos all the time

>>545869075
sexy

>>545869754
I remember joking I will leak the dps meter to the general after a raid. Our raid leader (Node) said that who leaks anything to that zoo will be executed by a shooting squad.
t. mesugaki member

>>545870337
but you just leaked your chat with him...
bye!

>>545869231
say that to my face PUSSY

>>545871098
oh fuck

>>545871193
Looks like the Fire Nation is making a resurgence. Please finish off the Water Tribes this time.

i spent 20 quid at the pub instead of on chilean rose orbs
is my account bricked?

>>545860425
yes but don't play it
it is fujo's visual novel with multiplayer genshin's open world and xiv combat (mobile-auto) as side contents

>>545871339
Were you the one spending it with the homies? You're fine

>>545870337
based

>>545871339
Aye you're fucked lad

Why is the racist F1 clique losing the most players per day compared to any other clique here?

>>545872026
Who are the racist f1's in question? i might join them if true

My love will never be reciprocated and yet it is the only reason I play

>>545872429
Stop falling in love for every person you play with dumbass

>>545872429
confess now

>>545872429
Just confess, either you get a new gf (male) or you can quit sooner.

>request to hold hands
what do I do??

>>545872429
Just approach her(him) bro. What's the worst that can happen? She(he) whips out a bigger cock and dominates you?

>>545871750
>>545871904
don't worry
i'm going to win it all back on the fruity

everytime i've been friend collected in bpsrg it's been by a popular vg eceleb

>they reach out to me
>they want to be friends with me
>they play together with me and add me on discord
>they stop doing things with me after a few days and go back to their usual clique

>>545873237
Based and funny OC

Your first mistake was to think you're worth being my friend

>>545864831
Pop pop!

My m2 awakens...

>>545873787
Stay away, sexpest

>>545873420
The people who have made good friends or even met romantic partners usually either become complete wallflowers that play with each other only, or they leave entirely for greener pastures.

If someone known is actively approaching you out of nowhere assuming you're a no name and/or a wallflower, it's often times a yellow flag. They likely have ulterior motives. For example, some long term names here are simply addicted to the process of meeting someone new and becoming infatuated and then moving on when it's too boring for their fried brains

>>545873787
Come inside, sexpest

>>545874124
>For example, some long term names here are simply addicted to the process of meeting someone new and becoming infatuated and then moving on when it's too boring for their fried brains
ritoko and eris and kenzou did this to me

Thinking of perhaps changing up my f1's hairstyle a bit, thoughts?

>>545874657
who

>>545874657
2 does look better however many other anons use the exact same style.

>>545874657
should put a shirt on too

>>545874692
Some nobody.
>>545874765
Thank you for the insight, I will save my tickets then.
>>545874820
Never!

>>545874657
should take the top off too

>>545874657
Just because you have all the different accessory slots, doesn't mean you should have every single one filled out all of the time

>>545875027
I would if I could.
>>545875028
Cat is cute, don't care. Bandage is temporary.

It's impressive how F1 players here are consist the worst with designing their characters

Times before dust and times beyond,
are but mere reflections of the void.
Soul stirring embodiment divine,
devouring the heavens and the miserable hells

>>545875364
You look like you crawled out of the TV

>>545849217
hhh
>>545850004
Nothing. Any action is a reward

>>545875576
yeah girl you got seven daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyysss..

>>545875671
cuteffy

>>545875671
Genuinely suck a shotgun Effy, I hope you have a terrible day

>>545875671
I like your eyes

>>545875671
I have a crush on this f1

>>545875778
>>545875929
Kill yourselves simp betas

>>545875979
relax appal

>>545875671
I miss your f3

>>545875854
>>545875979
ritoko stop shitposting your friend

>>545876029
>>545876084
Retard
>>545876050
I miss when you weren't alive

>>545875364
What?

>>545875854
I was hoping to have a good one today, but I'll have a worse Sunday just for you
>>545875778
>>545875869
>>545875869
Thank you. I have crafted an effigy of each of you & will bestow many blessings upon all
>>545876050
She was a 2, she's in a better place now

>having a good day
>Effaggot posts to remind me that he isn't dead yet
>day ruined
Drink bleach

uh oh melty

Can i bust my nut inside you Effy?

>>545875929
I misfired... I'll make another sculpture of you & smother it in extra blessings (I have no divine rite)

>>545876243
sorry. im horrificaslly intoxicated and also going through one ofthe most genuine worst breakdowns in thr past few years. like so fucking genuinely if i'm gone for more than a day i straightup got 5150'd. i'm so fucking full of genuine fucking MISERY. MISERY AND FUCIKING WOE DUDE I'M SICK OF IT.

>>545876684
i like you but i think you genuinely needshelp

>>545876125
Unnecessarily rude.

>>545876751
boo hoo i miss my wife

>>545876684
stealing this for an edit. Pls hang on until I am finished with it.

>>545876645
this has made my weekend,, thank you!!

>>545876728
probably yes imean i saw my therapist earlier today well yesterday now that is is nearly 9am here it was saturday morning that i did so but like at the same time genuinely bad things are happening but also it's in a way my fault like i entered this place and i got myself into these things and also it's not exactly talk for Blue Protocol General as it is awfully offtopic but. well. it's bad!
>>545876918
okay i'm excited genuineluy i'm so excited.

>>545876968
tell your therapist to play bpsr too

>>545877046
i do not think sh will however thoughbeit i've shown her my character to be so truthful she said she's cute :] i showed her my ffxiv charas too she's a bit invested in my oc lore

I will spend 7 hours today schizopost melting at either Falsetto, Ringabel, or Akumos depending on who I see first

>>545873237
I will pay you if you let me creampie~

>>545877456
Did you finally get bored of shitposting Ascalon and Noir?

グエー死んだンゴ

>>545877510
Yes

>>545877618
Good

>>545876621
Coin came up positive. Good luck

>>545876684
>>545876968
Get back in the TV!
Also, take care of yourself Anon.

>>545876684
i would miss you if something happened to you so please take care of yourself

>male going through a rough time and/or attentionwhoring
kys
>female going through a rough time and/or attentionwhoring
>ohmygawd laeun i love you girl yass slay can i simp for you baby gurl

>>545878641
yeah that's how humanity has been for past at least 100 years if not more

Where do I unlock the bottle recipes for the homestead??

>>545878641
name a single instance of a man who openly vented in the thread, it doesnt happen
they just bottle it up and disappear forever, presumably to kill themselves

>>545878641
Welcome to life Effy simp retard, eat a curve

>>545878641
>things that never happened

>>545878943
Oh nevermind, it's alchemy lv16
God fucking damn it, I dont want to waste exp on alchemy. But I want to make a shitpost with my friend

>>545878641
i don't think you know what you're asking her. women get attention because men want to fuck them. do you want the same to apply to other men?

>>545879123
i havent touched alchemy once and it is lvl 17 by doing the weeklies

>>545878147
perfect...i love t his... my tv moment thnkyou i love this sriouslty

>>545875854
>>545876428
>>545878954
what does someone have to do to have this

>>545878641
Last time people offered advice to a guy he told them to kill themselves

>>545879206
I missed out on the first weekly and I think the second because I wasn't able to play the game yet, I think next week should get me close enough. Sitting at 12 right now at least

>>545878641
Men don't need to vent to others. We just man the fuck up like normal people do. There is no winning, only surviving.

>>545879480
I got bad news for you anon

>>545879231
Uno reverse card has been cast.

>>545879843
Women not being normal people, of course, but instead strange antideluvian flesh-things from a non-Euclidean plane

where the baldbros at

>>545879378
ritoko shitposts xer friends all the time

>anon is online on my discord
>say hi
>look on mobile, anon is offline at the same time
when the fuck are they fixing this bug? I keep thinking my friends are awake when they are still asleep...

>>545878641
Most men here have it rough
Have you seen how hard they shitpost rob? I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself or had a big melty yet considering he's definitely not doing okay

>>545880253
Now you look like a schizo, anon

>>545880253
you can send your friends messages when they are asleep, it's fine

>>545857316
>pull everything
>Tempest Ogre then Crab
>dps fail the 5 sec dps check

>>545880374
i know... i said hi, then i went to use the restroom and phonepost and i saw anon was offline when i got a message from someone else, then i came back and saw the first anon was simulatenously online on my desktop 'cord...
refreshing my desktop client fixed it but idk why it keeps happening

>>545880425
sometimes i do that