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>>546005792 (OP)
Damn this is shot like a copypasta

Holy reddit
(I will be out so Moze and Lava chicken chan please reply to my post)

Every single girl posted in HIS thread? The property of Caelus. Yes, even the fucking BASED maiden who lied to an also ran m*le pretending to be his friend so he could job until (You) showed up.

>>546005883
They're just happy to a RM occurrence

This is my wife on our wedding day. Isn't she pretty? I love her!

Momos...

What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator
Is blud Einstein?
What is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator
Is blud Epstein?

>>546006035
Red flags.

>>546006008
That's a man

>>546006035
Is my wife getting yuribaited????

Save for E6 4.x sustain

>>546006180
and that's a good thing

Chubby star rails WHEN?!?!

All the males in this game would've been for Stelle if Hoyo employees weren't ostracized by chinese stacies in highschool.

Cyrene's memories with Phainon status? Non-existent

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>546006219
>sustain
Who the fuck wants to roll yet another sustain. Buff Fu xuan.

Herta: Star Rail

>>546006280
Aventurine? For Numby

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>>546005709
The funny thing is that out of all Hoyo devs, Cai was probably the best looking one as far as chink men go. I mean, he certainly is better looking than Shaoji, and that ugly nigger managed to get himself a gf (even insert her in this game). Really goes to show that inceldom is the state of mind over someone's looks.

Kafka LOVE!

>>546006280
Good thing they arent and Stelle sits on the cuck chair

Not going to lie something about Da Wei triggers my gaydar. The being unmarried and 30+ years old thing aside

I like this canon team

best way to make sparkle cum?

Which of these new BP cones are worth picking up bwos

>>546006280
I would still choose Dan's route in that timeline

>>546006471
She shouldn't

>>546006471
Just like Phainon!

Wait this isn't Sunday

>>546006008
Genuinely infuriating that the first character wearing a wedding dress is some lame ass expyslop from HI3 when there are so many better options.

>>546006587
Phainon is the chair though (for Mydei's ass)

>>546006616
No one wants to see that white tier ass

>>546006562
Remembrance one is good if you need it
Not sure about the rest in particular

>>546006419
It always was! Most of so-called "incel" men I know in real life are usually really good looking men over wojak stereotype. It's their terrible personality and inability to comprehend how much they suck to be around that makes them unable to get a girl. Because most women who might get attracted to them, run away as soon as they open their mouth. Unless you are rich as fuck, no woman will put up with you just for being an eye-candy if you are beyond insufferable as a person. You need money/status/both for that. However, if you have money/status/both then your appearance to women won't matter in general, let alone your said personality.

I gotta say I don't think I have ever seen a gacha game that effectively kills off a character in the same patch you're expected to pull for her. I like that it gives the plot stakes and consequences, but it's certainly unusual from a business standpoint. And yes I know she's technically not dead but rather in some sort of Tenet/Gold Experience Requiem situation and yes I saw the additional dialogue that implied she could still come back someday. But I don't expect that to be for actual years in real time, some surprise twist in a later story arc.

I guess technically they've been doing this all throughout Amphoreus with the other characters too, but at the time I fully expected them to walk those deaths back and find a way to continue giving the characters screentime, which is exactly what they did. But this with Cyrene takes it to the next level. Well, at least they had the decency to make her playable before putting her into stasis for years, unlike poor Capitano who I'm sure they'll find an excuse to bring back someday but until then I have to be deprived of playing him. Meanwhile even if it's a long time before Cyrene returns in the story I'll still be able to see her in the game every day.

>>546006693
On top of dying 33 million times for a girl who never cares about him, he's now the chair for some sweaty man ass LOL

Cyrene only cares about the TB and thats fucking BASED

>>546006594
E6S5 should get you a wedding outfit and ring desu

>>546006594
>some lame ass expyslop from HI3
The worst part is the HI3 character she's based on has better outfits in her own game.

>>546006525
I want to marry Da Wei. If I become his wife, I will take control of Hoyo Games.

>>546006593
I also unironically put 4* March in my Rice team over Evernight this cycle and my stupid ass only noticed it once in battle....

It's a date, Mydeimos.

I love aglaea bros

>>546006735
>>546006778
For Caelus to fuck and own, for Anaxa to watch and seethe

>>546006973
Mydei is unironically the best looking Amphoreus male

>>546006845
>post supposed to be about Cyrene
>spin it into complaining about muh Wormpitano
classic Reddit

This hat ruins the atmosphere of every story

>>546006525
He married Himeko IRL and his self insert is welt who is also married

This schizophrenic indonesian is in love with Caelus

>>546006593
kek this happened to me today on currency wars I accidentally bought phainon thinking it was a sunday copy

>>546007087
indogs...

I want to be smothered by buff Mydei cosplayers....

>>546007046
it's sad how they didn't pair him with stelle just because phainonyumes would meltdown

>>546006594
ngl I was not surprised that Cyrene wore a wedding dress. But it's kinda funny AF that she would stick out had if wasn't for the loop and her staying with tb

>>546007119
This except stepped on by tiny sparkle cosplayers

>>546007141
Cute Sena

Wait, the other gender TB appearing in the main story is dependant on which options you pick when responding to Nous [Herta]? And you get your gender TB if you pick wrong?

Mydei is so gay that instead of being mad I just laugh hard at him, kinda like Kaveh. I think they’re cool

>>546007087
>Indonesian
I'm a mutt doe?

>>546007119
Phainon is so lucky

>AA
pretty good for a f2p who invested in DoTbricks and SUPERbricks
what are the odds that changing my brick hyacine from shit ass 4* LC to her sig would bring me to gold?

>>546007136
Yumes are always down for more husbandos. It's phaidei fujos that undergo nuclear meltdown at yume pandering

>>546006907
don't remind me

>>546007223
No you just get the opposite gender

I have 120 pulls saved up completely free to play
Character banner is 40 pity guaranteed
Weapon banner is 0 pity 50/50
Should I gamble everything to try and make a Castorice team or gamble for Phainon E2 and then try and get Fugue for Rappa?

>>546007285
whore

>>546007220
I hate her more than Cyrene lol.

>>546007249
Hyacine LC is a big game changer but I doubt it’ll get you a gold. It is a BIG dps increase tho

>>546007312
there are plenty of people that got the same gender tb though

>>546007324
wait for sparkle sp

>>546007249
luocha spotted!

>>546007324
none of them, you sound f2p so unironically save for 4.x meta. possibly skip 4.0, see if 4.1 has any gigabusted unit, invest in the main push of 4.2, possibly yae

>>546007343
For (You)

>>546006594
Sparkle would look better in a wedding kimono

>>546006594
I remember when gachas used to have bride alts

>>546007395
I didn't get it and I didn't see anyones post here with them getting the same gender so that's the first time I'm hearing about this

>>546007278
Lets not pretend CN Phainon yumes havent been melting down over Mydei/Phaidei several times now

>>546007510
Most jap gachas still have them

>>546007576
how many relaunches are we on, sir?

>>546007502
She cares about Caelus so much...

It’s impossible to be a Mydei yume he’s too far down the gay path
Phainon too is nearly impossible
That’s why Danny boy exists, they fucked up Anaxa tho made him too ship bait

>>546007576
Why he gotta make such a weird face

>>546007645
>Phainon too is nearly impossible
Fujo cope, he is right after Dan as the most popular yume husbando

Bronya RABUUUU!
Have you guys noticed Bronya (and Belobog as a whole) has been getting more and more little cameos each patch? Belobog 2.0 soon??

>>546006594
Keep on seething. She's gorgeous and I don't give a shit if she's some expy

>>546007576
Not gonna start playing it but She does look cute.

Hyacine doesn't care about Phainon Mydei or Anaxa btw.

>>546007738
"Seele" when?

>>546007576
>relaunch featured character also has a black tier ass
You know what, is going to be funny to see who will flop harder if constance or that thing
Unironically excited

>>546007645
Phainon is obsessed with (you) too tho, not just Mydei

>>546007510
used to?

Yumes can ignore the gay shit with mydei with how hard he idolizes the TB courtesy of cyrene

>>546007354
I'm not even hitting that 200 speed sweet spot so I thought just maybe, but it does feel like it might be too much.

>>546007645
Phainon yumes did NOT like your post

this AS was kinda easy

which rank on currency war does it start getting really hard??

>>546007791
That's a cult leader alt actually

Too bad Snore Heng is so boring

>>546007879
Well its sting and phat tittyla

>>546006594
>giving a wedding dress outfit to the Hu tranny expy
No thanks, glad Shaoji forced hoyo to give the superior expy the dress that she deserves.

I can play HSR without worry because it's selling well no matter what. ZZZ, though, isn't seeing sales that match the scale of its updates, so honestly, I'm a little concerned.

>>546007947
weird falseflag

>>546007850
You have to be delusional to think he isn't actively pandered to with TB at this point. Phainon is omnipandering and you don't get to pick and choose just because you can't cope with the fact the devs are also using him to pander to people you don't like

>>546007547
>Phainon's fans are becoming quite sensitive to this kind of issue. If it isn't addressed, we may have to urge Phainon fans to boycott this merchandise.
laughingcipher.jpg

Sparkle isn’t wife material her in a wedding dress would be weird because I don’t know if she’d

Caelus and his harem

>>546007850
Phainon fans are becoming quite sensitive to this kind of issue, If it isn't addressed, we may have to urge Phainon fans to boycott that post.

>>546007971
chill, it's a mihoyo game, mihoyo would rather sink as a company than eos anything

>>546007826
He was groomed, it would not be ethical for Stelle to fuck him

>>546006616
Madam cuteta is out of shape

>>546008097
And yet the beast hungers

Phainon has a lot of yume shit tho, unlike Mydei who straight up is gay. Phainon literally calls you partner and probably would lick Stelle’s pussy if she asked (which no man would ever do)

>>546008046
>Stelle
Selfcest is so fucking hot

>>546006525
But I'm 30+ and unmarried

>>546007426
>>546007464
But if I stop investing in Phainon wouldn't that be a total waste? And I chose Rappa for the Relic Recon event I've already put 100 tickets into her.

>>546006616
Old hag trying to be a young JK is so cute

>>546008189
>Phainon literally calls you partner
He uses partner for Dan too. It's not exclusive sis

>>546008042
>>546008056

6th day sales

You really sit here all day staring at ai sales charts to give us timely updates
WTF is wrong with you nigga

>>546008189
>Phainon has a lot of yume shit
Where? There is that one line and that's it

>>546007904
A7 ascension match was when I started losng

Cyrene: I think m*les who aren't Caelus shouldn't exist

This is based and canon

>>546008317
>top up event
>6+ hours of screen time in the latest patch
>literal wedding
>forced shilling login screens
>Exodia team being rerun at the same time
>made less money than Firefly
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>546008230
you might want to invest in a e0s0 cerydra so in endgame that favors Phainon, you could get some use of him, there's NO WAY you're investing in exodia though.

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (174)

>>546007904
A5

Are we forgetting that pov Phainon video? He literally was flirting with us

>>546008281
Obviously Whorenon wants to fuck Dan too

>>546008361
This isn't 3.4 anymore

>>546008317
Mihoyo hasn't given up on a project YET.
Mihoyo hasn't put a game on maintenence mode YET.
Mihoyo hasn't EoS'd a game for poor sales YET.

>>546007967
Worst case scenario they'll start releasing half naked tentacle lolis, could be worse.

>a typhoon didn't kill this retard
Damn

>>546008452
Firefly came before zzz destroyed mihoyo

>>546008046
>His sister is in there
Her pussy? Belongs to HIM

>>546008407
>blue tihgh band
thats stelletroon on HRT

I wish every salesjeet dies from a horrible malignant tumor

>>546008570
How do I install HI2?

>>546008646
cockroaches don't die that easily

>>546007395
Wait, really? Can you show an example? I got the opposite gender and only ever so such examples

>>546008189
Phainon acts like a bro, and nothing else, you need to be the thirstiest female/gay to see flirting in his lines.

ZZZ is doing fine, not every game can earn billions every year thats an excess anyways. Earning millions is still very good and far from EOS territory

>>546008684
Download the apk from japanese apkpure.

>>546007967
>Majority of zzz photo event photos are the players taking photos of a literal shit pipe

>>546006594
>Sparkle+Wedding dress

no thanks, I refuse to be the 101st man
maybe some other anons will take her

>>546008802
NTA but is there an English language option?

>>546008723
I bet he'll show you a modded screenshot or some shit, don't believe him, you always get the other gender

Are we really pretending that the same people denying Phainon yumebait wouldn't spam every platform if the hero of his heart were Mydei instead of TB?

>every Zandar are now Herta fanboys
This has the potential to be really funny

Stop using my wife Firefly for shitposting

>>546006594
I refuse to accept Sparkle unless I'm her 200th

>>546008879
Nope lol.

>>546008931
Noice, a new Sigga for the collection...

I just can't take any yume/pagbaiting seriously after Firefly while knowing TB is just gonna jump on the pussy/cock carousel with every planet they go to. I especially can't take any yumebaiting with Phainon seriously when he spent the first 4 (5?) patches sucking Mydeis cock and TB is thirdwheeling

>>546008931
I'm saying there isn't any yumebait with him because I wish it wasn't the case sis

>>546008586
Based

>>546008317
ZZZ needs to try a new approach, add males back to back with a few women in between and see how it goes. It might work who knows maybe they got waifu fatigue

>>546008931
They 100% would, these are the people scrutinizing the slightest red/blue coloration and 3D models standing side by side

>>546009160
genuinely kill yourself

>>546009103
But Cyrene is the one that raised the pag stakes I have no idea how can hoyo possibly outpag

>>546009103
I don't really care either because these people are going to say Sigga is yumebait/go back to Firefly and forget about whatever character they are claiming next patch

>>546009160
lol that’ll just kill the littler playerbase it has, not bring in any new players

>>546009270
Implied sex offscreen in Edo Star

>>546009270
>how can hoyo possibly outpag
Implied sex

>>546007502
I need Hyacine to take care of my penis.

>>546009387
>>546009416
Caelus and who?

>>546009518
Daniel

>>546009518
Sparkle is the perfect candidate for that

>>546009518
Yae for the (honkai) 3rd impact

>Acheron x Mydei

Why

>>546009518
Blade

>>546008586
HIM?

Phainon is a bro and would let Stelle cum inside him

>>546009608
Both gorillas

>>546009589
Hell yeah

Cyrene traveled back in time to prevent Bitcoin from getting fucked
Now Cyrene is getting fucked instead
/biz/ thanks Cyrene for her sacrifice

>>546009103
It all falls flat when you know the MC is never going to settle down with their bait in any capacity. Once the respective story arc is over than the MC also fucks off.

>>546009706
Chainlink won

>>546009518
Kiana when she comes in 10.x since HSR would practically be dead by that time and exist as a sunk cost for whales

I love Honkai: Star Rail

>>546009706
The hands looks too brown

>>546009591
Yae and Kiana being pagbait would be funny.

On the other hand this thread will be nothing but Xitter screenshots with 3 likes

We love black tier asses in here.

g..guys i think i might roll for cyrene, i decided to try her as support to see whats the fuss is about... she enhances my wife castorice so much. oh no..

>>546009580
TB ans Dan shared a room for a year, does that count as implied sex?

Black Swan's dumpy

>>546009821
That anus looks quite irritated

>>546009820
why? they were all pagbait in captainverse nothing new in that.

>>546009608
No one can resist da Fig Stew

>>546009706
PITCOIN CHAN?

>>546010052
kek

I hope its not Yae Sakura not because I don’t like expy’s but I’m bored of the pink color and its nauseating me now

>>546009821
Reminds me of Zaunite...

>>546009706
Now that I think about it, did she selfinsert into Firefly dates and handholding freefall?

Aglaea doesn't care about Mydei btw

>>546010091
Well yeah, imagine if Mydei one day goes mad and brutally murders her

>>546009706
>zzzfags be like: yikes not enough contrast what is this crap! this isnt hot at all!

>>546010151
She's side-by-side with firefly at the rooftop so I don't think so

>>546010052
I can't believe Aglaea is trying to goad Mydei into drunk sex

>>546009891
After the hug incident I wouldn't even be surprised if that nigger was sleeping outside the room the whole time

>>546010119
From the leaks, it's more Yae Miko than Yae Sakura. And she has a blue Katana btw.

>>546009737
>>546009103
this is why the only yumebait with "merit" is dan because he's actively with (you) the whole time on your adventure. meanwhile phainon in 3.7 is talking about how he essentially wants to make his own express with the heirs once they all become real.

Mydei is too gay and nice to murder innocent kind people

>>546007645
I can yume Mydei and fujo about Phaidei just fine though

>>546010151
And then, Khaslana killed himself.

Why did they cover Cyrene's cleavage? NOT ROMANTIC

What characters should ideally be geared properly for CW?

>>546010336
Amphoreus is a burkha region, well at least starting 3.8 things seem to be changing with Constance

>>546010336
They clearly want her to appeal to everyone
Too bad the Caelus pagbait is already a major turn off for most women

This is Cyrene.
Say I love you to Cyrene!

>>546006254
it HAS to happen, every other gacha has their token slampig
I'm tired of girls who look like boys

>>546009502
2ND MOST DOGSHIT CHARACTER EVER MADE AFTER CYRENE

Is there even a single Phairene shipper in this general? Why does this guy keep cuckposting Phainon non-stop?

>>546010336
Why would she show her tits to the world? Only Caelus can see them during wedding night

>>546010441
I will say it in my head otherwise I would be saying this to you

>>546010249
CAN THEY STOP WITH THE PINKS? FUCKING RETARDED MIHOYO DO RED OR GREEN OR BLACK OR WHITE OR BLUE YOU SHITTERS

Hmmm starting 3.5 I do feel a major shift tho
>a lot of waifu baiting
But most importantly
>3.8 has a sex demon
And I think HSR is preparing to wind down and go the sex route since they wanna shill HNA as the next flagship project

If I have barely explored any of the maps since 3.2, how many rolls would I have outside of the puzzles directly in front of your face?

>>546010336
This. Mihoyo is censoring shit.

>>546010560
Where can I access them in-game?

>>546010520
He's mad because Mydei is way more of a loyal wife than Cyrene and he's a man

>>546010237
This is unironically true

>>546010441
She's making that heart to Caelus btw

>>546010597
HSR isn’t very sustainable with powercreep left and right

>mydei is loyal to phainon but phainon is a public dildo
>cyrene is loyal to caelus but caelus is a public dildo

>>546010597
>tft clone becoming a flagship

>Genius society has only ever held three space Zoom meetings
>Dead silence everyone hanging up
>Banjo sounds
>Everyone comes back

>>546010786
The point here is that men are walking dildos

>>546010597
>killing HSR to try and boost nexus anima sales
Yeah that surely worked so great when they killed genshin to shill ZZZ

>finally got both Hycaine and Cyrene
>only 1 viable f2p LC
Fuck, who do I give the LC to?

>>546010249
What leaks

>>546010859
But ZZZ was never meant to be a flagship game, HNA literally looks factory produced to appeal to as many people as possible

>>546010786
>dan is loyal to stelle but stelle is a public onahole

Caelus should be the only male in the entire game

>>546010597
damn that's a retarded post
just look at Constance's "panties" and realize nothing changed, and they're just trying to see the limit of where they can go without chink officials putting them in the guillotine as usual.

>>546010897
Get Hyacine's cone and give Hertacone to Cyrene

>>546009821
and watching too!

Is Cyrene in love with Trailblazer sexually or platonically?

>>546010926
dan is the only male willing to fuck stelle

>>546010932
He's too ugly

Guys I’m thinking of spending $90 to get the Cyrene skin (and guarantee me the Hyacine LC)

>>546010916
>But ZZZ was never meant to be a flagship game

>>546010732
Obviously, she's (one of) his wife.

>>546011029
Guess

>>546010597
HNA is just another spinoff like HSR, the flagship is still technically HI3

>>546010965
you're the retarded one, did you somehow miss the constant xitter melties when lauma ended up being half naked? it's all a matter of time, sales go down, clothes get removed

My heroes

Why does this guy keep talking about Caelus, is he gay?

>>546010897
Give Cyrene the phainoncone, she can't trigger the hertacone's buff after the first ult anyways

>>546010520
I am one

>>546011092
ZZZ is made by an intern/newbie dev team, how can it be a flagship if its made by their lowest hierarchy devs

>>546011129
And then, Khaslana killed himself.

>>546010985
If I could get her cone, I wouldn't be deciding on who to give the f2p cone to. And no, I'm not spending money on this.

>>546010520
Unfortunately there are unironic retards here who think phainon and cyrene had something going on just because of muh childhood friends

>Nothing changed with constance
>They literally gave her a black tier ass and made it jiggle to get the brown audience and try to advertise ZZZ
I cant wait these 5 weeks to see her become the biggest flop of omparos
>banner start on december 16th
Christmas will come earlier this year

>>546010336
It's racist to have white girls with tits in 2025.

>>546011029
It can't be sexually because she's a divine being that needs to keep her perpetual virginity intact

>>546011029
Sexually with Caelus, platonically with Stelle

Phainon is in a happy relationship with Mydei, he’s not a cuck

Post the most peerless gem throughout the cosmos. I'll start:

Ponytails are the thinking man's hairstyle

Cyrene's memories of Phainon status? Non-existent

>>546010597
the decline in waifu quality reflects the declining quality of the game. i like rice and all but she was obviously rushed, and i shouldn't have to explain cyrene.

I can't get hard from pink girls anymore
Too many betrayals...

>>546011398
An inimitable beauty

>>546011421
yeah, we need more top tier wives like Seele and Acheron.

>>546011460
Phainon...

>he's out here again with his dumbass buzzword that failed to land in the furry zoomer game
Kill yourself SEA tier brown.

>>546011387
trvkebomb

>>546011387
You fujoniggers will eventually get that this is not your game and this is not your general. Gaynigger shit is not endorsed here.

I regret choosing Stelle I didn’t think this game would have a lot of cute and canon romance its over for me

>>546011398
An unrivaled genius

Cyrene doesn't exist in the real world.

How did I do?

>>546011387
>happy
proofs?

>>546011659
Your hyacine?

>>546011029
That missionary creampie looked romantic to me

And then, Khaslana killed himself.

>>546011387
Based

>>546011730
I skipped her.

>>546011647
>He doesn't know

>goes to Chrysos Heir family day
>at the food table
>"That Phainon cock? For Mydeimos"
>somebody offers Anaxa anal
>"Mydei will like this"
>sees a group of Okhemans talking with each other
>"They've shown their cocks to Mydeimos"
>a bunch of Kremnoans are talking near those Okhemans
>"They are Mydei's soldiers raping those Okhemans"

Mydei is for Phainon but Phainon is not for Mydei

>>546011552
Bodied that freak

fuck the bugs

Mydei loves Phainon too much but Phainon doesn’t deserve Mydei

>>546011819
I was wondering how long it'd take to get that here

>>546011705
He uses THREE (3) exclamation marks

Finally got Bronya's cone after 3 years....right when she's absolutely useless.

My asshole is sore and permanently loose from gay sex

I want Hyacine NOWWWW

>>546011659
>skipped Hyacute
GAY YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT

>>546011958
The cone is still good though

hmmm, I see the Jobtaschizo is getting uppity again

>>546011976
Mydeimos…

My dick is covered in Kremnoan vaginal slick at all times

>>546011756
Are you self inserting as Phainon to get cucked by Cyrene or as Caelus to laugh about Phainon getting cucked by Cyrene

*appears in edo star*
How will paggies cope when Kallen shows up and says hi to Yae.

>>546011804
Nice earrings

>>546011958
wish I had bronya bros
she somehow has evaded me for all those years...

Nobody knows who your HI3slop characters are

who the fuck is Kallen, go back HI3 shitter whatever expy comes to this game they always end up sucking TBs dick

>>546012073
Obviously the latter. I'm a self insert king, the target audience.

>>546012094
yuritroonies are at the bottom of the food chain, even lolipedos are above them

>>546011659
e0 monorem can get a 3900+ score lol, lingsha is so garbage

Haha that was close, Phainon almost got his head cracked with baseball bat, good thing that didn't happen haha...

>>546012164
Why didn't you pick her with the 300 standard rolls?

>>546011918
That's a date!!!

>>546011994
>all those bailus

>>546012063
When are we getting a playable female kremnoan character...

>>546012164
You didn' select her when we got a free standard? I'm at e4, wish I selected her instead of Clara, but I couldn't resist.

>>546012094
*and says hi to Caeluscock
Ftfy

Why is the Caelusfag so obsessed with Phainon

>>546012279
because I didn't have himeko and invested in superbrick
himeko's been putting work at least

>>546011995
I skipped her like three times now?

>>546008550
this pela looks sexier than normal

>>546011994
BailuGOD

>>546012094
Paglus keks are going to ACK themselves once Shaoji fucks off

>>546012094
The property of Caelus

>>546012164
>didnt pick her with the free 300 rolls
>didnt pick her with the free standard ticket at the start of the year
lol

>>546009821
thats just a PAWG

>there goes the yuripaggy replying to xhemself
Nobody played HI3 here to know wtf you’re rambling about

>>546012335
That's really bad luck then rip

Caelus's wives:
Cyrene
Firefly
Kafka
Silver Wolf
March 7th
Evernight
Himeko
Castorice
Aglaea
Tribbie
Trianne
Trinnon
Tribios
Cipher
Hyacine
Hysilens
Cerydra
Herta
All Herta Dolls
Ruan Mei
Asta
Sparkle
Robin
Acheron
Black Swan
Tingyun/Fugue
Yukong
Huohuo
Sushang
Guinaifen
Hanya
Xueyi
Yunli
Lingsha
Bailu
Fu Xuan
Qingque
Feixiao
Jingliu
Rappa
Topaz
Jade
Saber
Bronya
Seele
Pela
Lynx
Serval
Clara
Hook
Natasha
Bronya
Seele
Stelle

>>546012370
>>546012094
Kallen loves Caelus
Yae love Caelus

>>546012328
he is insecure about his boyfriend Caelus' sexual prowess and needs to imagine his competition as a cuck to cope

>>546012467
HOLY FVARKING CANON. I LOVE BEING A HAREM PROTAGONIST

>>546012467
TRVKEM NVKEM

>>546012192
With how much you mention him one would believe you care about Phainon's feelings more than Cyrene's

>>546012328
It's some retarded self-insert discord that's been shitting up the general lately

Yuri meltbrown incoming

How did Caelus turn into Trainlus anyway?

>>546012587
It's not a harem game without also ran m*les being humiliated. It's a key part of the experience

>>546012625
>Yae is a pink donkey again
What a disappointment.

Who is Kallen or Yae Sakura? Stop posting off topic slop here, I only know Yae Miko from Genshin

>>546012625
that's kinda ass fuck

>*and says hi to Caeluscock
>Ftfy
>The property of Caelus
>>there goes the yuripaggy replying to xhemself
>Nobody played HI3 here to know wtf you’re rambling about
>Caelus's wives:
>Cyrene
>Firefly
>Kafka
>Silver Wolf
>March 7th
>Evernight
>Himeko
>Castorice
>Aglaea
>Tribbie
>Trianne
>Trinnon
>Tribios
>Cipher
>Hyacine
>Hysilens
>Cerydra
>Herta
>All Herta Dolls
>Ruan Mei
>Asta
>Sparkle
>Robin
>Acheron
>Black Swan
>Tingyun/Fugue
>Yukong
>Huohuo
>Sushang
>Guinaifen
>Hanya
>Xueyi
>Yunli
>Lingsha
>Bailu
>Fu Xuan
>Qingque
>Feixiao
>Jingliu
>Rappa
>Topaz
>Jade
>Saber
>Bronya
>Seele
>Pela
>Lynx
>Serval
>Clara
>Hook
>Natasha
>Bronya
>Seele
>Stelle

>>546012697
But Phainon is Cyrene's friend, nothing more, nothing less

>>546012094
Bring the entire HI3 lesbian cast, the stellaron cock will cure them all of their deviant ways

uh oh melty

>>546012693
It's just an allegory for cyrene riding you

>>546012693
Same as other heirs transformed into titans

>>546012739
Based

>>546012772
>But Phainon is Cyrene's friend
Proof?

uh oh yuribrown meltdown, scat incoming! jannies better be ready for their toilet cleaning shift!

>>546012094
Bro you Feixiao and Jiaoqiu?

>>546012432
I played and I asked

>>546012625
>looks nothing like her myriad form
fake

>>546012853
that brat is so smug...

why are they all pink tho, fuck pink I’m bored of that color already and its making me sick. FUCK PINK MAN give me a new color

>>546012862
Let me rephrase it for you: they're not girlfriend and boyfriend

What's the difference between a yuri enthusiast and your average shipcuck?

PINKDOOM

>>546013042
Nothing. Neither of them are the target audience

>>546012625
>donkey ears
That's clearly Yae Sakura tho

>>546013048
Pinkgod prime

we need our Edo main waifu to look like Akame, jet black hair is sexy

>>546012587
He objectively does care more about Phainon's feelings than Cyrene.
Cyrene is nothing more than a doll for him and he'll replace her by next patch.

>>546013153
We are not getting new characters bro, the only new one is La Mancha (male)

>>546013042
Fundamentally, there's no real difference between yurifags, fujos, self-insert fags, shipfags, etc. There is not a single character in the game who will be romantically involved with anybody else (including the protagonist) come eos, so everyone's just playing make believe imagining who's fucking who

>>546013153
You called?

>>546013238
La Mancha? Why tf he sounds like some hispanic luchador isn’t this Japan?

Herta lawrence...

>>546013014
I love girls with hair the same color as their vaginas tho!

Can someone post that fate collab fanart with Topaz and Rin

>>546013310
It's a reference to don quixote bro...

>>546013153
The Edo Star protagonist looks like THIS?!
how smug!

>>546013339
March's pink pussy... Cyrene's pink pussy...
>And then, Khaslana killed himself

>>546013153
That's Sparkle
>>546012625

>>546013310
Sis, your literary classics?

pussies are so good

Seriously though who is gonna be his sancho? Boothill maybe due to how serious he was talking about the wolf man?

>>546013310
Bro your don quixote reference?

>>546012625
>Hyoukai Sonata and Frozen Naraka Yae
That's "leak" is not even hiding that's just fanart

Caelus' BWC cured her dykedom

>>546013546
As he will with Kiana and her pink pussy

>>546010520
>single Phairene shipper
The imaginary phairenekek boogeyman really do be living rent free in every fujoid's head. It's not exactly some niche sentiment that the shitty writing portrays him as some pathetic cuck who gets manipulated.

>>546013482
Maybe he has some pet and will be the obligatory Remembrance unit

>>546012625
>golden laurel wreath on her leg
Uhh gros? did sparkle do amphoreus?

So its basically so far (from what I’ve heard)
>Sparkle SP
>chink DOT loli
>Silver wolf sp
>that IPC waifu
>Blade SP
>Sigga SP
>Yae Sakura
>La Mancha
Correct?

>>546013624
BAAASSEDD FUCKING BASED

>>546013482
Just copy fgo and make sancho the horse lol

>>546013662
Supposedly no remembrance units in 4.x but yeah I guess he could just have a pet or something

La mancha is going to be break loke boothill and rappa

>>546013624
Hey phairenecuck

>Yae has pink hair
>Leaks say she is Ice Elation

Is the Yae expy going to be a Pure Child of Anasrava/sisters with March and Cyrene too?

can we post our AS clears for the spreadsheet or is it shitpost hours?

>Year old team is still scoring 1800
But I heard that powercreep made units useless in 2 months?

Cyrene never cared about Phainon and that's fucking BASED

>>546013014
Yae Sakura has pink hair and she's the anniversary unit of 4.x.. Grim.

Payday

>>546013756
That's Sancho+Dulcinea+Rosinante bwo.

>>546013746
Himeko SP
Chinks hebe general

>>546013890
proofs?

>>546013867
Luciernaga....

Why is the main push Yae Stinko, even in Genshin she was 2nd fiddle to Raiden

>>546013867
Eidolon investment always gives them another year

>>546013852
Unlikely. It's not like every pink haired girl is one.

>>546013989
It's himeko and yae

>>546013776
why would hoyo boost an existing archetype when they can sell you a new one

>>546013867
>6 eidolons + lc + in the break boss
yeah anon keep going

>>546013989
Because this company continuously makes retarded decisions

>>546013867
>8 cost
>most likely 9 depending if fugue has her LC
bro...

>>546013934
honestly Mydei should've been a woman, there is literally 0 Mydei yumes
post some genderbend Mydei please

>>546014059
Trvke...

>Mydei can make the distinction between Memrene and Philia.
Why couldn't you?

>>546014059
Well 2 galaxy rangers are break units so you can assume a third one will be too

I've been told that I resemble Cyrene

>>546014117
Shaoji couldnt either

>>546014079
E2S1 Firefly
E1S0 RM (E2 does nothing for Break)
E2S0 RM (Sweat)

>>546014151
pics?

>>546014117
There isn't one retard. There's only one: Caelus's Cyrene

So relevant meta archetypes in 4.X seem to be
>Superbroke
>DoT
>SP burn

>>546014059
why would they sell dahlia when they can make another sunday for the meta of 4.x

>>546014169
>two ruan mei
teach me your secrets CLONEGOD

>>546014117
Mydei is smart!!

captcha: HKSDR

>>546013989
yae is raiden adjacent and they need a giga popular character to pull out after ampho.

>>546013336
kek e0s0 herta is like that

>>546012164
rmc is better anyways

>Yae Sakura
>Yae Miko
WRONG, she will be a Kasumi expy, Arc City is cyberpunk inspired like Edo Star

>>546014151
And then, Khaslana killed himself.

>>546014305
e0s1 but yes, its fucking horrible kek

>>546014103
This is the only one I have saved, sorry.

>>546013829
>mindbroken
Go ring up your therapist tranny. No amount of gaslighting is going to change how the writers wrote these shitty characters.

>>546014103
>Hey Cyrene, this is my girlfriend! She gave me full access to her library and waited for me for so many cycles, including the one where I wasn't present!
>Anyways we're about to make up for the lost time and go in 33 million dates, say hi to Trailblazer for me!

>>546013989
They are running out of self-wank characters, please understand

>>546013989
Yeah especially when we just got Kevin and Elysia who are way more important than her
I guess they're saving Teri and Durandal for later or something

>>546013746
>that IPC waifu
Whom?

holy shit herta is so bad in CW

>>546014210
They know they can rugpull people trying to pull a last minute boost for a defunct team. Universal supports are done.

Yeah, I think this account can survive just fine without rolling for Floprene.

>>546013336
pffffft

>>546014504
nobody cares you have AIDS

>>546014079
>ruan mei
>cost
she's f2p bro

Reminder that Cyrene has physique envy towards Mydeimos

>>546014485
Pearl

Total Madam Herta love

>>546014305
herta is pretty meh anon
the problem of not getting a good support

>>546014485
The Boss Baby Kaedehara Opal

>>546014117
Khaslana can too. He straight up refers to big Cyrene as Mem in the cutscene just before you beat his ass.

>>546014103
what we could've had...
>>546014442
honestly a way better ending compared to the KEKnon we got

I want to hanami's little pogchamp

You can buy the Mem hat before even selecting your TB

>>546014724
But Phainon got the same ending

>>546014770
This isn't true, you need to CLAIM the stupid hat from the shop skin, it's not added directly into your inventory.
T. I got the hat.

>>546014770
What was Kafka thinking?

rolling for eidolons? no thanks I'll keep chasing the 0c meta as a f2poor by hopping on every new shiny bandwagon, roll on every banner and lose every 50/50, play with half-assed e0s0 teams and complain about powercreep

>>546014770
Don't you need to equip it?

>>546014770
>Cyrene rewriting the story from the very start

What do you do with the third cyrene ult in casto teams? First 2 obv go on casto and evernight but after that is the meta to spam ult bombs or spam it on hyacine?

>>546014504
You better get E1 Hysilens on her rerun

>>546012094
Another HI3 literal who addicted to Caelus cock

>>546013989
Because Yae is Honkai core and every Honkai writer has their own pet character to shill, just as a friendly reminder we are still missing Hua (yakitori/coma) Durandal (fanchuan) and Kiana (yl)

>T and H eidolons
yes the turbo powered wheelchair will likely keep you alive for a full year at least

>>546013746
most of these aren't real and are just leakers looking at 3.7's prologue and making assumptions based on it

>>546014770
Cyrene loved Caelus before he started his journey....

>>546014924
spam attack anon

>>546014951
honkai game
honkai general
she's a dyke

Alright I acquired the pink creature called Cyrene, which cope cone she requires?

Open the spoiler if you want a laugh.

>>546014979
This is my last cope...

>>546015032
So was Elysia apparently and now look at her

BUFFS WHEN

>>546014990
Damn girl, that's a lot of yearning

>>546015097
>can't afford the cone
LMAO shouldn't even have bothered then

>>546014976
>yes the turbo powered wheelchair will likely keep you alive for a full year at least

>>546015097
Hertacone

>>546012245
It's kind of cringe how her little bunny doesn't count as a memosprite for no other reason than keywording. It's literally the same shit.

I LOVE PINK WOMEN!!

heh

If you can’t roll S1 for a character don’t even bother rolling them

>>546015190
Kallen rejected luochud forma de HI3 and dyked it out with Yae Sakura

>>546014682
>saying this when tribbie exists, especially e1
that anon just built her like shit

>>546014979
>Sparkle cake, Adventurine cake and Robin cake were in this event
After that I honestly expect at least these three SPs to be real...

>>546015329
He's so damn autistic I can't hate this guy

If you can’t roll S5 for a character don’t even bother rolling S1

>>546015237
Threw a single ten pull and she came, might as well just build her. I've heard her cone is worthless too so just wanted to confirm that

>>546015240
Even if Tribbie gets powercrept, her E1 can go to PF
E1 Hyacine makes your team even harder to kill and her E2 gives speed to everyone

>>546015190
Elysia was never a lesbian despite what yurifags will try to sell you. She's a literal omni slut who loves humanity. Yae and Kallen are genuine lesbians.

>>546015369
Maybe but no one cares about that non canon game, she will be converted.

I don't know why but Cyrene genuinely has such a funny fucking face and facial expressions I can't fucking take it, I start sniggering like a retard

Who the FUCK is Kallen and why should I care when no such character exists in HSR

>>546015519
It's not worthless it's quite good but the priority to pull it is lower
You'll need 2pc speed combo to pull her up

>>546006525
Hes too busy making gorillions and got no time for women

>>546015529
a yes the PF cope

>>546014305
build issue

>>546015624
Hi3 and HSR play in the same universe so technically speaking, a Kallen certainly existed in HSR. And other Kallens may still exist.

>>546015624
She's Code Geass' second best girl

The only kallen I know has a gigantic ass from code geass

>>546015587
>non-canon
just you wait bwo

>>546015624
Dunno, HI3 looneys again schizobabbling as usual. Ignore them

>>546015562
And then we got people like this

>>546014890
Realistically you only need eidolons on your DPS to clear all content.

>>546015768
Pizza butt >>>

>>546015624
>>546015857
honkai impacted you
THREE
TIMES

>actually she wasn't a REAL lesbian
>next time for sure
Yuricucks are funny

>>546008550
NA ggz already EoS'd

>aether x mavuika
>aether does a little cuck dance after victory
>caelus x cyrene
>literally marries her and then gets to bang march
Lol

HSR is 100x more fujo and waifu than yuri at this point, if you’re an unironic yuritroon who thinks HI3 is some lesbian game or whatever you should pray they don’t come here

>>546016013
qrd?

>>546015940
Yup, that's why I said second best. Cute Cute's one of the best girls in all of anime, though, so there's no shame in Kallen coming in at second.

why do you hate me?

HONKAI
:star rail
put up with it or get the fuck out of our express, bitch.

>>546006525
If your true love lies in fiction then it makes sense you wouldn't want to bother with 3D pigs disgusting.

>>546016046
cyrene is a cuck and loves it

Why do yurifags still try to gain a footing in this game even after Cyrene? Everyone else that comes after will get the straight treatment, hell maybe even the current existing ones will too

Kallen from Code Gayass?

>>546016121
because you're not my sister I have sex with

HSR?
Ran by fujoLORDS, yumeQUEENS, and caelusEMPERORS.

Yurishitters must return to /gig/

>>546016056
yelena x jade
rm x herta
stelle x everyone

So I'm finally getting around to doing the MSQ and I don't get what the fuck the purpose of saving the tree was?
I get that we got lygus to show us where Khaslana was who was supposed to open the path to evernight which was inside of the tree or whatever.

But was the tree falling due to terravox's death symbolic of something?
I might be retarded but is this the rough synopsis of everything
>Dan heng gets pulled back into reality as a memory ghost
>Gets put back into the amph machine
>World has been fucked by Evernight
>Khaslana or traces of him were set free from irontomb?
>Lygus sends us to the traces to find Evernight and TB
>Khaslana uses flame to reveal path and push back memoria tide(whatever the fuck that is)
>We go to the grove where evernight is
>See a bunch of Dan Feng memories
>Fake terravox is a memosprite
>Real terravox made a deal to talk with fake terravox?
How is this all connected to the tree in the grove, Also why did getting the coreflame make Dan heng big like a mario mushroom?

Acheron still got it... just need some more eidolons...

for chart anon, I'm >>545989841, just changed teams a bit

>>546016265
As banjobanjo decreed

>>546016265
We bully yumes on a daily basis though

>>546016265
what about AGPsisters?

>>546015624
You see this broad is the entire reason why the Honkai game series started, without her there would be no point in time where multiple expies spawned in the multiverse

>>546016265
TRVTH ORBITAL CANNON

>>546016121
>black tier ass
you burn the coal

>>546015129
Phainon BiS setup does include Cyrene

>>546016204
Dykecheron will never be straight.

>>546016056
>like two fujo ships across the whole game 4 years in, not counting crackships
>"it's a fujo game guys!!!"

>>546016265
>he says while posting yuribait genius
lol

>>546016116
Based CCbro.

>>546016265
TRVKEM NVKEM, fucking straight ship fags are treated better than yuripags in this game its borderline sad

>>546016065
After circlejering about "yuri jesus" for months, now apparently Elysia was straight all along.

>>546016265
It's pretty cute how some gay man have been trying really hard to ally themselves with self-inserters since they leave the male characters for them to salivate over.

>>546016381
It's not even three years yet

controversial take: they should give Seele, Black Swan, Herta, Cipher and Cerydra the Cyrene treatment

>>546016536
every real hi3 player knows that elysia is omnisexual

>>546015562
>Kallen
>genuine lesbian
lol.

>>546016116
We need a yukana voiced girl in the game even grubbers got her