Thread 546322914

Deer Creatures Edition

Previous Cheese: >>546294097

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
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nvm guess im not making a newbread

secks

personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!

posting spamtenna in the new bread before i go read. goodbye

doomin'

>>546323016
oh wait what my bad

>>546323027
>looking out across the water, all frozen over
>can just barely hear the music
>been a long, long day
>started out fine
>hate it here, the same nothings every day
>stagnation at its purest
>hate it more than anything. want fluidity, motion, something more than here, city glow to light up the night or nature’s voice to fill the quiet, anything but the silence of stagnation
>and yet this is how it is
>best friend’s been wondering depressions the cause of that apathy
>tried picking up programming the past month, worked, but now that’s passed and mastered so easily what’s the point
>challenges fold like foil and what’s to be done here? where nothing fucking changes?
>best friend, dated on and off once upon a time, isnt so worried about anymore
>off with someone else, not who they liked more six months ago, if the spit and other bodily fluid exchange was anything to judge by, but things didn’t align and now theyll spend less time here and more time there
>know they don’t like who they’re with, or they shouldn’t given past action and precedent
>not like anyone else is answering calls. used to be able to rely on them
>still flaking, every last one of them. don’t even have it to feel mad or disappointed anymore, void where those feelings would be
>today was the clincher, or the start, been planning for birthday on the day of the name, they flaked, best friend and the rest
>rather be there than here, they said, in not so many words
>would curse but lacking the energy, so just… watching the not-waves
>generally worse day after that, too, no one wants to talk here, no one here who knowing them would make this any better
>just got to make it to college, right, fahaha
>don’t got anyone who looks up to something like this anymore, not really, siblings with who lack the need and other kids who'd be measurably better off for lack of ‘this’
(1/2)

Oh god this fat furry girl is posting my rare Tobys on TikTok. So this is the kind of person that browses /utg/

>>546323045
have fun

Fave is naked underneath all their clothes.

Frisk for anal with lots of love and kissing, Chara for anal rape, Clover for lots of casual anal sex (females)

>>546323071
*Doomed

K7Doom theyre gonna heckin take my weeds away

>>546323071
Why be doomin' when you can be fuckin'?

>>546323156 (2/2)
>what’s the point? maybe they were right and it’s depression, but this doesn't feel like a life, so much nothing filling it up. work to do for school and for other things, but none with drive present, none wanted
>lake’s so calm
>day got worse from there, generally miserable, no one knows how to help and all the ways they think of trying just make it worse
>inconsiderate, not their fault but it’s true, couldn’t imagine them putting their eyes in someone else’s shoes
>witness the world so differently from them, parents who see things through control more, who just don’t understand the lack of want
>even if they try, not feeling the love either way
>so many things to do, to put out into the world and to not do them feels wrong, but it's not like they would’ve gotten done anyway, hadn’t even with the incentive over the past months
>won’t be missed in the ways that matter, sure some problems’ll be made worse but there wouldn’t be new ones for passing like that
>don’t warrant new things like that
>could join the water
>still have the knife
>walk across to the middle, no cracks following the footprints
>raise the knife,
>plunge it through the ice,
>right where a fault is
>and fall down, down, down, down
>cold always struck true, could never stand the house
>don’t mind it so much anymore
>tale as old as time, right? someone has to die first
>just need to make sure it’ll be You, because
They
All
Love
You
When
You’re
Gone

>>546323210
Nigga she looks hella underage

>>546323210
how old is she?

>>546323267
Susie is speaking my language!

>>546321707
the fun of morrowind is questing, taking in the atmosphere, and using the game's complex systems to solve your problems, and imo npc schedules are too often inconvenient or just differently immersion breaking (i.e. the guy in oblivion that swims for 18 hours a day waiting for you to assassinate him)
>>546322252
yeah vivec sucks but that's because computers in 2002 were shit out of an ass and would explode trying to render even mostly empty cantons. hopefully skywind's reimagining of vivec will both be good and possible to recreate in tes3 through mods.

said chara, the oblivion guard.

>>546323267
Please . . . This Is A Blue Board, Susan!!

>>546323267
My day involves all kinds of verbs ending with in'

>>546323526
I fuck this asriel until he boy preggy

fave doesnt want to live anymore

>>546323497
susie is the type of girl who would dry hump your butt just to mess with you

>>546323757
Does contracting aids = boy pregnant?

>>546323027
open wide for more pippins slop

>>546323945
CAN I JOIN??!

Frisk should be raped to make her heart harden
Chara deserves soft loving because he was already raped enough in life
Clover should kill himself

>>546323945
LET ME INNNNNNNNN

>>546323945
why is battat arching like that man

>>546323880
Yeah, Sounds Very Much Like Her
She Can Try All She Wants

>>546323945
don't need nothin but love in a bottle...

>>546324421
He isn't arching he just has a healthy posture

>>546324421
Gonna make me act up sticking his butt out like that.

>>546324483
bro is talking like the king of hell

Hoomans.

>>546323156
>>546323293
I feel like ive read this before

What part of Undertale or Deltarune made you cringe the most? For me it was those 3 music players in Deltarune, forgot their names, useless and cringe characters that did nothing but annoy you and waste precious time

>>546323945
i wish a man would sit on my lap like this...

>>546324530
if that is regular posture to you do not walk infront of me anon.

>>546324421
because he's a whore we know this

>>546324471
Die

>>546324565
sexo sexo sexo sexo sexo sexo

>>546324613
ive sat on a woman's lap like this before she enjoyed it so theres that

Do you think Toby Fox penis is big or small?

i cried in chapter 5 when Asgore told Kris about his real mother

>>546324803
I don't think of his penis.

>>546324828
I never realized it could be rudy but it makes so much sense!!!!

>>546324613
>having a small man sit on your lap and hoisting him up into your arms and carrying him clutching his body tightly to yours
HHNNNNNGGHHGHHHHHHHHHRRGHHHHAHAHRrgHHHHHHH

Fave Is A Crossdresser
I like you fave..!
but ...i dress like a girl...
i still like you blushes sakura blossom cutesy whimsical anime intro

>>546324483
that song is so good

>>546325032
uh shut up!!

>>546324803
Small. Tiny even

I WAS SUPPOSE TO FILL YOUR DARK HEART WITH LIIIIIGGGGGHHHTT will be the dramatic moment of Deltarune

>>546324803
Bigger than mine but smaller than yours

susie is inside me? will be the dramatic moment of Deltarune

Has anyone made a Pippins-Uma hybrid monstrosity yet?

>>546324754
LIVE

>>546324974
god i need this. imagine running your hands up and down his waist and settling them on his butt and giving it a lil squeeze.

Cocobanana *slaps wicked conga beat*

>>546324974
God I wish that doujin she's reading was real

I have to watch That Show on mute most of the time because I can't stand the VAing and the singing but it's still shapes and colors enough to waste an hour toddler clapping at so the loser is ultimately me in this scenario

>>546324613
Are you that femanon who wants to find a guy to peg

>>546325592
damn you really are a loser baby

>>546325473
This, so much this if it were Tenna...

>>546325473
I'm imagingint ittt

>>546324962
it was a human woman. He and his cop buddies got wasted off duty, one thing led to another, and what would you know,he came back home with a human boy in his arms. Told everyone he found him in the woods.

>>546325396
death

>>546325668
yes

>>546325672
I walked right into that one

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR RAAAAAAMB

>>546326256
If he wanted to LOVED so bad he shoulda been the secret boss, MAN!!!

It's so fucking cold fave is going to wear a sweater to sleep

>>546326256
no one will shed a tear for him.

>>546326256
this made me throb a little

>>546325534
would-be peak read

>>546324797
what redblooded american woman wouldn't
>>546325668

would muffet let you fuck her if you paid her enough

>>546324797
I’ve done this a couple times in school

>>546326115
LIFE

>>546326671
i am male

>>546326552
male tennafag is that you?

>>546326552
leading this tall awkward poor postured lanky tenna into my bedroom and tying him to my bed and giving him the most mind blowing orgasm of his life with my strap...........

>>546326256
I give him nothing!

Will Deltarune be a better experience when it has all 7 chapters in it?

>>546327103
Please do not assume me to be him ever again
>>546327163
Doing the same to him

>>546324797
>>546326880

he's very small and warm :)

>>546327372
He has a gift for you!

>>546324974
being into manlets is the most enlightened form of sexuality

>>546327302
ysee it still counts as masculine because i had my hands on her throat

>>546327279
oops, sowwie
I just have a hard time trusting old Tenna pics because he's always avatarfagging with them

>>546326256
he is br*tish

>>546327489
thats a feminine trait wrap it up

>>546327575
he also posts like a woman so it's hard to tell him apart sometimes unless he's sperging out

I like ramb.

>>546327759
Too bad he'll be kick out of 4chan soon.

>>546327103
his name is tennafaggot

>>546327575
That pic is pretty new, also he barely shares any new stuff most of the images he posts were downloaded from the thread as evidenced by the filenames
But more than anything, I'm actually kinda sad that my vibes might have matched his rancid ones that you assumed I was him, oh well...

i wish ramb would rub his fat sweaty ballsack all over my face haha that would be cool i think

Hey, hey, what's the matter with your head

>>546327816
He has a loicence to thrill issued by the Queen herself.

>>546326928
If your not dead, then why is this gravestone here?

What if fave said they wanted to eat every alive like chili

>>546327858
No I'm just retarded and thought you meant your dick throbbed.
Unless you're also male and I mistakenly assumed there was only 1 token male tenna poster

>>546328143
Fave is having a stroke and needs immediate medical attention.

fave has been taking their new med for almost a month and doesn't feel any different

>>546324610
The date between Susie and Noelle in chapter 4. Toby can not write romance on purpose

>>546328205
Fave doens't need merdial atatneiton afave is fine

>>546328109
That's Not My Grave
And Even If It Were My Grave
I'm Beyond The Concept Of Death

>>546328143
hnh??

>>546328225
Gonna hazard a guess that you're on a low dose of generic SSRI for anxiety and because you feel sad sometimes.

>>546324803
Small but he's so skinny his pubic mound is nonexistent so he has a 4.5 inch penis. At normal body weight he'd be 3 inches

>>546328187
No I am not a man, it's alright

>>546328463
How the fuck does a pussy throb? What are women?

>>546328616
the clit is literally a dick

>>546327065
I was referring to how anon (you)? (idk) said she liked it
>>546327489
fave........

>>546328447
no

>>546327816
I man like Ramb would quickly find a way around the shitty lockout.

>>546328616
tbf i wouldnt really say a dick "throbs" either. it certainly doesnt feel like a throb

who wins the throb off girls or guys

>>546328225
fave should give it some more time
>>546328616
how did you make it this far without knowing pussies throb

>>546328616
My clit throbbed, but the vagooner can also throb

>>546328850
girls because they also get wet when they throb and it feels cool

>>546328332
I think it is your grave, you just don't wanna admit Chad Warden is your hero

>>546325856
yes!
yes, it does.

all we can do is watch and laugh at retarded people.

>>546328743
ic yeah thats fair any red blooded american would. i guess.
>>546328743 (second reply for the second (You))
am i missing something is choking people a feminine trait now? i didnt see that in the patch notes

My belly throbs
>eats moar chips

>>546328187
I think pussies throb more than dicks ir i associate throbbing with pussies more but I am also female so maybe its bias

My heart throbs
hnnffffaaggghhhh

Hehe, got the ladies to post about their baginas
You can thank me later gentlemen

>>546328969
Alright, Whatev
As Long As That Makes Ya Happy
And Based On That Smile, I Bet It Does

Women are fucking nasty, thank goodness I unlocked the homosexual questline

>>546329248
bitch, i am trying to eat.
don't sour my appetite.

>>546324797
Are you small? I wonder if a normal sized women would enjoy having a big guy sit on their lap

>>546329272
You'll get the bad ending that route. At least with Bisexual route you have more options.

>>546329248
would you like to hear about the disgusting spurts of discharge that get expelled from the vagine? said fave deltarune

>>546329272
and stay out

>>546329272
I think the genitalia of both sexes look gross

>>546329437
lesbians suck too

>>546329272
did you finish it?

>>546329509
unf

>>546329340
im like 5'4 and """swimmers build""" tho idk what that actually is. barely any fat, no impressive muscle, most of my skin is "firm". im apparently a bit bony but it doesnt matter in that position cause none of the bones are pushing hard down as long as you lean forward a bit. probably pleasure depends on size of guy and convenience for the gal

I am happy because everyone loves me

>>546329528
it's 3 in the morning go to bed

>>546329437
all homos suk

>>546329272
Adults are fucking nasty. Thank G-d I never updated my sexual firmware past update 13.

>>546329248
get them to talk about period blood viscosity next

>>546329579
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

>>546329474
I agree with this. I once had a bf who asked me if I liked the way his dick looked. I was honest and said that dicks and pussies aren't meant to be looked at and none of them look good and he got very offended. You're not supposed to stare at them, they're for using. He thought undertale was cringe though so good riddance.

>>546329474
That is very fair, most of them are not aesthetically pleasing and are much nicer to look at in 2D

>>546329437
Am I supposed to know what ts means?

You guys talk about dicks and pussies but I'm not seeing a whole lot of them being posted ITT

Asgore

>>546329361
The +10 Int/Wis/Cha stat bonus was worth locking myself into the homo route, only people who hate are the ones who missed it and cope with their frankly mid sidequests and ending

>>546329593
It is, and i have to get up in the morning, but no.
unlike most of this thread, i have places to be.
but i choose to be here

>>546329785
who do you think are posting

>>546329790
more like Assgore am I rigt fellas???

>>546329260
why do you like shoving Wii motes up ur ass? Didn't you know that Wii motes are supposed to be for gaming?

>>546329785
Wdym? Dicks have been posted a whole lot to the thread at one point or another, there's a total of 18 different pictures of dicks from anons in the thread

>>546329764
Lesbian women not liking gay men.

>>546329474
they just look biological. i wouldnt say they're gross, they just are as they are. zero opinion, outside of spots where looks show hygiene
>>546329785
i have a very small skin tag centered on the bottom of my dick looks natural enough that i thought it was a natural feature until my first gf told me it wasnt. henceforth i have pledged never to show someone my dick who i dont trust not to make fun of me for it so no im not posting it

>>546330046
mine has a birthmark

>>546329541
nta hmmm you sound hot. I will now pretend you are fave. Hi fave. I will fuck you like a girl.

>>546329764
That's supposed to be a lesbian kicking a gay man which is weird because I didn't even know gay men had a flag for themselves. I thought they all shared the rainbow one.

i still have a crush on that anon who draws battat

>>546329541
wood peg

>>546329979
I Said "Yes", As Long As It Makes Ya Happy
Never Said That I Will Answer Any Further Questions About The Subject At Hand

>Toby claimed to dislike homophobia
>Every single homo ship is a joke
He didn't understand that there's a difference between lesbianism and homosexuality in his youth. I hope he gets it now.

>>546329785
Women rarely post their body parts here. Only the men are slutty enough to do that

>>546330156
you're gonna have to be more specific son

ftm ralsei on that dark world t with the 8 inch clit
sensitiveness nerve hypercluster tip got him repeatedly gushing like a waterfall as he slips it into that pussy

>>546330108
kind of curious what kind, but no pressure if you dont feel like sharing.
>>546330117
idk i havent done that kind of thing before and dont think on first glance it would be enjoyable but could see being proven wrong and would at least want to test in a safe and comfortable enviornment first, if you're willing to provide. said fave.
>>546330232
see above response

>>546330232
like a pirate?

Clover (female) has stinky feet (canon)

>>546330395
this one

>>546330392
No pussies have ever been posted to the thread to this day

>>546330451
>see above response
i dont have the energy to go find my last post fantasizing about pegging a guy and making him feel good but i would absolutely make this a comfy fun time for both parties

>>546330560
YARG! GIVE THYS LANDLUBBER A PEG LEG! THIS IS AN ACK WE CALL PEGGIN' MATIES!

>>546330678
False

>>546330678
There was that one time but that debatably wasn't even real

>>546330834
That one was fake as all hell, it was debunked in depth in one thread

>>546330715
oh thats nice then sure anon. but i better be allowed to do it to you after

posting pussy

>>546331115
ANON BLUE BOARD!!

>>546330451
it’s like on the underside basic dot

>>546331115
>>546331205
They'll never take me alive

>>546323497
>>546323880
F-fuck

>Kris Susie and Ralsie are hiding from the roaring knight
>The knight checks a haystack

>>546331258
>Pippins dicks are real
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

>>546331258
icic. neat i guess, any other anons have similar stuff or is it just me and this guy?

I can't jork my shit to miss goat anymore she is too goofy for me to take seriously

How does the plot of Deltarune change if Kenshiro trained Kris?

>>546329804
>Fave specs only in stats that increase physical attributes
>Fave lives happily in the wilderness, food aplenty and free from social constructs
That's a good ending right there

>>546331636
Pluey always being so purehearted makes me happy.

>>546294676
I did not expect to hear Voltaire when browsing utg

>>546331295
>Ralsei Will Watch From The Chair

>>546331636
pegnant

>>546330271
Is it because u actually do it

>>546331795
Grim and Evil was my shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9fVEsLVwxw

>>546314374
bruh they removed my scrote ban and gave me a new unspecified permanent ban. so retarded. you would deny me my rights of wanting to fuck my husbandu???

>>546323027
hazbins

I’m about to vomit I think, I can feel it coming
Why God why am I sick

>>546330678
And none ever will... unless

>>546331946
Why are you talking about that one altchan in here of all fucking places?

>>546330628
you were THIS CLOSE to being based.
but you had to be cringe about it.

>>546331967
Vivzieslop eyelashes can get really absurd

>>546332302
>Hates MPREG

>>546331967
whoahahhoahhh story of hazbintale

>>546332045
This is why you take your vitamins!!!!!

I want to see how vivizie would actually draw deltarune characters

Bones in hazpippins hotel enduring the torture of 99.9999% of people being stick thin

>>546332423
So on model it might as well be traced fangamer official art.
I'm not joking either, 100% trace job for sure.

mpreg fucking sucks and only the most autistic of people like it.

Why do UT/DR fans and Hazbin Hotel fans fight like they aren't cousins

>>546332354
frankly the eyelashes are one of the few things I like about her style, they're unique, I kind of like how dramatic they are

>>546332416
I took my vitamins and they messed me up. I got this literally out of no where yesterday, it’s fucked. I just want it to be over.

>>546332390
it could've been (im)preg.
we could've been gucci, you and i.
but you chose violence today.

YOU ARE [Brakeing] MY [[HeartShaped_Object]]

>>546332423
I'm scared of seeing Tenna in her style since she almost never draws her relevant men with non-twink bodies

>>546332621
shut the HECK up

>>546331967
I’d still sex

>>546332390
Xhe will never be based, this is common knowledge

>>546332656
cause my cousin SUCKS

>>546332718
Pregnancy is a gay fetish to have.

>>546332796
TAKE IT BACK!!!!1!

>>546331967
Not skinny enough to be Habbos

>>546332531
as if he wouldn’t be busy with that fat jester

>>546332796
?

Pray for me

>>546332908
You just want to have something in common with me
(protip: we don't)

>>546333016
kris and noelle dont look too bad

>>546333016
That Kris would be a great female Kris

>>546332656
>Napstablook = Undertale
>Mettaton = Hazbin Hotel

>>546333014
True...

>>546332775
Tenna is skinny in canon

fave cut themselves on a receipt printer accidentally

>>546333178
"skinny"

>>546333084
Oh that wasn't me, I don't feel strong feelings about pregnancy male or female.
But it's a super gay fetish, something like "mpreg" existing at all hints at that truth.

>>546332302
mpreg is canon pippins lore you like it or not

>>546333016
>tenna avatar

>>546333016
Noelle looks good, the rest look awful
>>546333250
That is the proportions of a skinny man, not anorexic levels like toby but still skinny.

>>546333337
dog tenna is for women
cat tenna is for men

>>546332302
Everyone knows the green pippins has a womb

>>546331967
would they be for or against redemption?

>>546333403
I wish Chara (female) would rape me

Umm what happened to thread?

>>546331967
draw saint Yippins NOW

>>546333450
>they/them game has he/him conception
how fucking retarded does this go and how much carnage will i have to do to make it right?

>>546333337
>A fan of the character mostly liked by women by a large margin is likely to be a woman
Wow, such amazing revelations!

>>546333178
motherfucker is either gaslighting or from the alternative weird route timeline

>>546333543
MPREG
Mpreg Happened

>>546333016
>secret-bosses-if-created-by-vivziepop
>Susie, Berdly, Kris, and Noelle
Whoa, don't go spoiling the game like that, champ.

Toriel strikes me as the kind of psycho mom who'd buy into MLM schemes

>>546333369
>those are the proportions of a skinny man
his stupid clown shoes and fat head are tricking you into thinking he's thinner than he actually is. he's wiiiiiide

>>546332656
I guess some character designs could overlap in the universes?

>>546333624
Kraut possesses only a tryhard elementary-middle school male mentality, see 546333596 for another example

>>546333624
Retarded shit, catches the dumbest flies.
>>546333679
mpregn't.

Dess putting her music on really loud so nobody can hear the headboard slam over and over as she fucks kris in the ass. Carol pounding at the door and trying for the doorknob in vain to get her to shut that shit off but Dess just laughs and squeezes kris closer to her chest as he whines helplessly that hes going to cum.

>>546333624
for kraut yes.

Evil cracked pips be like
>I HAVE MOTHERFUCKING LEGS IN THIS FUCKING GOD DAMN COCK SUCKING DICK ASS BALLS HELL FUCK CUNT BITCH TITS FUCK SLUT FAGGOT

>>546333849
I can't buy eggnog without thinking about pregnog and I blame /utg/

>>546333728
no hes fucking not hes lean at most, he would have good muscle definition but in person his actual muscles would be pretty small, he would at the most have a build like zach fair with smaller traps and shoulders

>>546333148
>Mad Dummy/Mew Mew = ?
>Ruins Dummy = ?

>>546333920
believable hazbin character design

>>546333728
look at this plump minx's jiggle physics...his whole FRAME wobbles from his heft

>>546334034
i am PARTIALLY to blame for that.

I still remember to what image i posted that.

I need to plap a catti cosplayer, maybe I should get fat and do a tenna cosplay

Old men love
Just not the 3DPD ones

>546334221
speak for yourself

>>546334491
so you can stalk her afterwards?

>>546334491
i only see positives here.
>slap her ass in the morning
>still gyrates for you in the evening

i wish for you to beat the shit out of a cattifag's babyroom like it owes you money.

>>546334681
Youre just mad cus ill have a big fat jiggly tenna belly and can do the truffle shuffle like a mating call

>>546333178
Well yes, I just mean the malnourished kind of skinny and not healthy skinny.

I am the reverse RFK Jr. Under my health care plan, all women will be 180 pounds minimum.

>>546334867
that makes more sense.

>>546334807
so that's not a no then

fave likes the flavor of their own pussy juice
so fave thinks they would enjoy eating a girl out!

>>546335396
Noelle plz...

>>546335396
dess really?

>>546335225
spamton in his cungadero when he sees the cyber city anti-bloatware gym

>>546335396
>that's equally strange to men eating their own cum.
"recycling"

TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!

>>546335396
I relate to fave! Glad we have something else in common!

>>546335592
sperm porn brain.

>>546335396
Do you put it in an orange soda and drink it that way too, Christine Chandler?

I wonder if people are still torturing their newly arrived Spamton plushie

>>546326809
NEED spider

>>546335685
very repeable creature

>>546335396
felt
>>546335490
I bet Noelle tastes so good... like candy cane and gingerbread

>>546335167
is it stalking if we both wanna fuck each other constantly?

>>546326809
I need to put this spider on permanent maternity leave

You guys talk about mpreg but are you brave enough to talk about omegaverse?

>>546335992
omegaverse sucks

>>546335784
I bet she tastes like pussy

>>546335992
no I hate how that is rampant on ao3

>>546335716
>buy 40 dollar item
>torture it
gay

Since there's *supposedly* a lot of women here, do they do the things men do where they get like insanely horny and consider tasting their coom but then the nanosecond they actually do coom they find the idea absolutely disgusting out of nowhere? Fave asked me to ask this for the record

>>546335992
it's woman hours, so you know the topics are going to be trash.

Gaster’s eggpreg

>>546336149
Wait. Are women nocturnal? Is that why they never seem to talk to me?

>>546336149
this is waaay better than todays earlier thread I wish it was women hours more

Fave made their Halloween costume this year "Trans Rights Dobby" and they go around saying "Dobby loves femdom" and "Dobby loves boots" to everyone's ridicule

>>546336130
depends but im especially degenerate and i think men do that stuff a lot more and get into that horny extreme state easier than women do. I feel like a top rank female gooner and I probably am bottom percentile for men

>>546336227
they are nocturnal prey animals.
which is why they are skittish

>>546336092
>>546336120
Yet again I am attacked for bringing bold controversial topics to /utg/ that truly pushes boundaries, rather than things that /utg/ thinks is boundary-pushing(like inflation and incest or whatever).

Fave keeps a cup of their sperm in the fridge, and warms it in the microwave the next time they start getting horny and craving some.

>>546335992
>omegaverse

>>546335992
omegaverse was good before it got invaded by the cuntboy shit

>>546336310
dobby sounds based except for the trans rights part

>>546336552
ah I remember when my foster dad accidentally bought my sister a vibrator and was horrified

Almost 10 years ago, a female friend of mine admitted out of completely nowhere in a Discord server that she got drunk one night and scissored her cousin. This has nothing to do with anything but I felt I had to get it off my chest.

Cuntboy X Dickgirl
BASED

>>546336130
It's just cum and I keep myself clean, tasting it doesn't get me horny and neither am I grossed out by it, why would I be?

>>546336110
yes I'm talking about the afternotes

>>546336763
Unfortunately, cousin marriages are legal in a lot of places in this world.

>>546336552
i think women do that more than men, because men can actually talk about the game.

so far all bigger degenerates of this thread are women.
>spamtotemfag
>blood artist
>GBAnon
>Kingfag (habitual asexual pillowfucker)

apart from berdfag and that tasquefag, i don't know any male threadfags that are utter degenerates.

>>546336110
>eggnog
ftfy

>>546336149
Time for me to sleep then. Goodnight chads of utg.

>>546336763
This sounds like one of those fave posts.

Mpreg is cringe
Men magically being turned into women like Ranma and delivering children is based

>>546336870
what about me

>>546336684
cuntboy is good
omegaverse is bad

/utg/ is too womanly right now, going to go play the manliest game I own to regain testosterone.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009)

>>546336787
Susie and Ralsei?

>>546336130
It's just salty.

>>546336989
of course a tranny lover like you would like it

>>546336987
who?
>>546336920
good night, anon.
sleep well.

>>546336870
>spamtotemfag
was/is a papyrusfag gay twink with skinny feet, no?

hi, samefaggot here, the one and only, i don't have the energy for good bait tonight, dont tell my suporvisor im slacking just gimme some (You)s for the road

>>546337023
Mettaton isn't a tranny, just a metrosexual.

>>546336870
>i think women do that more than men, because men can actually talk about the game.

>>546336130
I don't do it because I'm horny, but I do it after I finish out of curiosity to keep tabs. I guess so I know I don't taste horrific if I ever get eaten out.

Toby should have watched more hokuto no shinken so he would make his characters MANLIER

>>546337081
Good catch that was 100% a guy.

I want to make Noelle the teenaged reindeer hyper pregnant desu

>>546336861
They weren't married, they just got drunk one night and scissored according to her. Like the way she described it, it just sort of happened. I haven't seen that woman in forever so I don't even know where she is now.

>>546336870
>temfag
>(you)
>kris scatfag
>doggo shit guy
>guy who impregnated his sister
>(you) didn't visit your dying dad, kraut
>tasquefag and his necrophiliac zoophile father

>>546336870
the gotepedos and posters invalidate this entire post

>girlfriend says she wants to "plueymaxx"
>asked her to elaborate
>refused
>is now trying to get by an entire day making only random mouth noises instead of saying words
But why. Why would anyone plueymaxx

>>546337081
was it? i was certain its a woman.
damn.

>>546336643
omegaverse and incest are more normie-tier than inflation and i fucking hate when the weight gain fanfiction tag has just a pinch of weight gain because it's omega pregnancy fanfiction or some shit
said SPAMTON G. SPAMTON who wants to monopolize pregnancy to sell everyone pipis and profit off of economic inflation

about to go wash my hair and bath while drinking if i slip and fall and crack my skull open i want my last post here to be that i fucking love pippins and

>>546337229
I want to be a pluey girlfriend :(

>>546337023
Mettaton barely counts hes a perfectly sculpted perfectly passing 6+ tall anime man with whatever assortment of genitals your heart could desire

>>546337310
And WHAT???

>>546336995
Nah, Berdly And Susie
Aint Enough Of A Freak To Put Her
With A Darkner (Ralsei) Or A Human (Kris)
But Another Monster Is Fine

>>546337310
You MUST live so you can touch titties with me at the utg meetup, so you're not allowed to die anymore

>>546337023
>anon FILTERED by michael jackson

what type of porn should i jork slash shlick it to tonight asked fave

>>546337310
draw a pippins with your skull blood on the shower wall

>>546337453
femdom

>>546337197
they are MOSTLY well-behaved.
they're still fags thogh, so i guess you are at least half-right.
>>546337194
>okay
>what?
>WHAT?!
>????
>kinda hot, but very alabama
>you sound mad
>not relevant

>>546337194
>col

>>546337453
Vore

>>546337598
what's col into?

NTR is the best fetish
Said FRIEND

>>546337453
Lately I've been into POV stuff

>>546337598
CoL isn't a weird sexual weirdo, he's just an autistic idiot. At most, maybe he has some latent homosexual feelings towards male Kris.

>>546337496
you don't think someone who supports sex with animal corpses is a degenerate? Actually I'm not surprised considering that's probably how you were conceived

>>546323027
added my contribution to hazpippins scrotel. This may be a prototype of ICE-E darkner lore, i don't care, I fucking love ice demons/devils and wish there were more of them. FUCK v*vz*ep*p for making the gluttony ring characters generic fucking canid furries btw, my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined by looking up the actual lore for this stupid fucking show. at least the envy demons are sea creatures that look cooler. vampire squid ERAM/FRIEND truther and sunkusPATRIOT btw.

>>546337729
>Actually I'm not surprised considering that's probably how you were conceived
Monsters made from fucked animal corspes do kinda sound like a wicked idea for dark fantasy.

>>546337496
no they are not especially not the gotepedos.

>>546337453
bossalan yaoi

>>546337649
think he likes Noelle. Or at least self-inserts himself as Kris having sex with her.

>>546337451
To be fair he was trans, just not transsexual

Animating pippins on Flipnote Studio

>>546337729
he does?
Iunno, mang sounds like you ran a mile with dumb shit he overshared about someone else and try to paint him with it.

i think Kontaktschuld is some retarded shit and i think you need to take your normal pills.

>>546337649
he's hyper tsundere toward kris, which is worse than straightforwardly having a weird fetish because he never stops talking about how much he hates (loves) the brat

What the fuck is a hazpippins I thought you guys were making shit up for the lulz

Using Frisk's soft body to make lots of babies

>>546337835
im the anon that posted the image of the thread where a guy caught and fucked a live deer last thread, the first idea that popped into my mind after was "wouldn't it be fucked if he sexed intelligence into the deer and now it literally cant go back because all the other deer are too fucking retarded so its gotta find its way to integrate into human society and also maybe have more sex now" but I'm a doefag so I have that excuse not to be normal

What if we all posted about fave?

>>546338078
AUtism

>>546337908
which is based.
>>546337839
>pedos
say less, i agree.

does anyone ever also feel like your life would've been far more interesting if I was a talented musician who became famous as fuck earned shit tons of money spent it all on drugs and hookers died at my 40s and became a cultural icon

>>546337758
Naurrrrr Bones teach him about P.E.A.D

>>546337907
are these worm tenna's parents?
>>546338078
I just combined hazbin and pippins because it sounded similar and is funny but now that I think of it, TV World as we view it really does feel like a hotel about to go out of business surrounded by frozen purgatorial wastes. all the dark worlds we seal are, they're the dying dreams of Titans or some shit. sad!

>546337092
>Got Zero (You)s
Kek

>>546338132
Fave ain't even a proper character. He's a charade. A farce

>>546338269
No, because I know I would have gone insane with that many eyes on me

>>546338132
In another universe where I wasn't so turned off by real people this would be my Tenna daki and partner

>>546338369
Who the fuck cares about yous this is like chris chan tier behavior

Fave wants you to know that it's officially been 10 years since Cloud was announced for Smash 4. Feel old.

Between Frisk, Chara, Kris and Clover who do you like more? As a character and for sex

>>546338509
Kris, for everything

>>546338078
hazbin hotel had dice demons in the latest episode >>546237860

>>546337908
Self-inserting will always be the dumbest thing to me

>>546338132
okay
bunny tenna>cat tenna>>>>>dog tenna

Caro should looks like this

>>546338573
>dice demons
Fuck no that wigger rapper bitch is in Hazbin?

>>546338573
why do they always do the fucking meme pose

>>546338606
bunny tenna's big fluffy dewlap...

>>546338430
Losing your mind is part of the adventure

>>546338571
He kinda cool

>>546338665
Fuck those degenerate vtuber sluts.

>>546338606
This

>>546338606
Respectable

>>546338665
oh I listen to one of her songs

I SLEPT 12 FUCKING HOURS AND STILL FEEEL TIRED GOD DAMN THIS PIECE OF SHIT INSOMNIA MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET GOOD REST FUCK SHIT PUSSY BALLS GOD DAMN IT I HATE IT

Well, there is a man
https://youtu.be/blNIH7DigDI?si=x6CF281uDgO1QIEC

>>546338665
Jesus, Jesus, Japanesus

>>546338660
Carol should look like THIS

>>546338660
Sex

>>546338665
They call her boss wigger around those parts

>>546338879
sleeping 12 hours is too much bb it puts your body in lazy mode

>>546339002
IT DOESNT MATTER HOW LITTLE OR HOW MUCH I GET IT ALWAYS FUCKING SUCKS AND I NEVER FEEL RESTED FUCKSHITBALLSCUNTPUSSYFAGGOTASSBITCH

>>546339081
At that point you got a disease bitch

Quick question: How many of you are willing to admit you've got a problem with straight cooming all the time

>>546339081
temfag, it's not because of your sleep, it's because your body and brain have other problems that aren't being addressed. Sleep is heavily dependent on your brain and body.

>>546339184
I can admit it fine.

>>546339184
I can coom just fine, but for some reason it's becoming more common for it to burn afterwards. I'm pretty sure that's just because I use too much soap, so I don't worry.

What if Carol Holiday was one of 13 Lightners immune to an alien happiness virus scouring the globe and turning all of society into a seemingly utopian hivemind?

>>546339002
I sleep between 10 to 12 hours everyday for the last 15 years and I wake up more tired that I was before I went to sleep. I might have some issues because I also wake up frequently sometimes over 10 times specially during summer.

>>546339184
What is straight cooming??

>>546339334
Masturbating all the time. "Gooning" as the youth would put it.

>>546338914
im hard

>>546339184
I coom gayly

>>546338828
thanks for agreeing. now in my opinion, green tenna is better than golden tenna, but both are above of pink tenna

Im ecstatic that Tenna is canonically dead

>>546339430
he is literally alive still

>>546336870
>spamtotemfag
>GBAnon
Both are fucking based you filthy uncultured swine

>>546337194
>guy who impregnated his sister
huh...
story?

>>546339404
Oh... I saw straight cooming and thought you were talking about sexual orientation

>>546339404
I don't masturbate all the time, I just masturbate every opportunity I have, don't mix things up also I'm not addicted fuck you nobody asked I can stop whenever I want to theres just a lot of distractions I'm not giving my best

>>546338914
she looks like a sex offender but not in the right way
>>546339430
Spamton......

>>546339303
It's funny cause I can totally believe this is what a younger human Carol would look like. Add some wrinkles and make her paler and it'll be like a dead ringer.

I keep getting AI ads about "this new therapy that helps with porn addiction in men ohh listen to our song about overmasturbation!" at the same time as ads that are like "here's a video of a woman bleeding the fuck out of her crotch, look at all that period blood haha buy our pads because you're a woman!" and I'm so fucking tired of it, it's like I'm getting the worst of both worlds because of you fuckers. I don't have a problem with porn addiction, and I'm not a fucking woman. Why the fuck is this happening to me.

>>546339601
I actually really like the depiction of her horns here

>>546339430
I don't pay attention to weird route stuff that thoroughly since I've never touched it myself. Does Tenna straight up die in it?

>>546339680
me too, they suit her

>>546339634
time machine theory is real for undertale/deltarune...BRAVO VINCE i mean toby
>>546339659
you're being turned into a genderless tobysoft human protagonist I'm sorry to inform, you're breaking bad/breaking binary

>>546339659
Just get an ad blocker lmao

>>546339659
I'm a woman and I never get period ads. It's just constant lemu emu I hate that fucking emu so goddamn much

Is there a list of all media either explicitly referenced or heavily drawn inspiration from in deltarune? Stuff like the legend of zelda link's awakening and also throwaway stuff like among us.

>>546339731
Tenna dies if you don't recruit everyone in chapter 3. Susie can only repair him with help from everyone.

Likewise if you don't recruit everyone in chapter 4, Jackenstein dies because they don't show up to catch him.

>>546338269
It all depends on what kind of music you'd make in this little hypothetical. If it was like, rock music, maybe. If it was something stupid like pop music, Id probably die without even knowing your name.

>>546339184
Is it a problem if I do it only when I'm actually horny and not because I formed a habit? It's not my fault that Tenna's so goddamn hot that he makes me horny most of the time, there's literally nothing I can do about that!

>>546339659
>google trackers believe anon is so enmeshed with period blood artists and serial masturbators it's shitting up his internet experience
we're all connected....

>>546339430
Im sad that Tenna is canonically dead, please dont post tenna suffering and whimpering, armless in the snow. it would make really sad

>>546340035
Damn

>>546339731
Tenna dies because Kris gets swole as fuck and smashes him crazy bitch style. He gets a turbo fucked overworld sprite and Sans and Toriel do their little jig in front of it like nothing's wrong.

>>546339659
>anon absorbing all the ad data so we don’t get weird ads
my FUCKING HERO

>>546340072
/utg/ synced up theory

>>546340218
What the fuck is that gif lmao

>>546340218
>anon getting his guts full and bloated with the loads of many addison twinks
holy BASED

Do you agree?

>>546339659
you are posting in a utg thread

>>546339236
ive tried tons of different meds man. Im just gonna wing it with my red light lamp but it got delayed and I might not get it until saturday

>>546339856
I HAVE an adblocker on my computer, but not on my phone. Whenever I need to use my phone, which is whenever I'm out with my family, and I look shit up on like Google or Youtube or whatever, I keep getting those fucking ads. If I could block them, I would, but something always fucking happens whenever I try to download those sketchy no-ads apps or browsers or whatever and it's a fucking pain in my ass, so I've just started trying to ignore them because they're always bullshit I don't care about, like sports or clothes or whatever. It's only become an issue as of late.
Most of the time it happens when I'm out with my family trying to show them shit, like for example a week ago I was at a restaurant and I referenced that sketch where Mr. Bean is trying to dry his pants and it looks like he's fucking the hand-drying machine, and they went "no way that's a real scene" and I pulled it up on Youtube to show them and then out of nowhere I get an ad singing "SEXUAL MASTURBATION IN MEN IS A SERIOUS ISSUE! OHH YEAHH USING PORN AND MASTURBATING MEN SEXUAL ADDICTION PORN!"

>>546340470
I will never allows the green pippins to be in charge. He will clean my apartment and LIKE IT

>>546340285
hes taking a fraction of the damage his friend took in a battle all condensed in a small bubble

once we're all properly synched up to the hive mind we can start making our delicious honey

>>546335609
I love legs

>>546340592
Dude just grab waterfox for your phone and install ublock origin.
Or alternatively keep your phone in your pocket while you and about.

Ralsei. Use SexGrave.

>>546340218
tenna taking a crumb of the giant fry spamton ate

>>546340592
average vivziepop song

>>546340592
Download firefox and install ublock origin, you're welcome

Berdly. Use NerdGrave

>>546340592
>anon's dogshit ads only appear when he's with family and friends
that's 50x funnier. my condolences

>>546339659
>>546340297
porn addiction Addison and period blood Addison...

>>546339498
Pacifist route isn't canon.

Susie. Use PeriodBloodVortex.

>>546341105
Susie’s period cramps will get stronger

Toriel. Use SlutGrave

Fellas, what do you do when your man moon hurts

>>546341174
my what

Dess fingerpainted Kris for Halloween with her own period blood

>>546341174
Usually we just bang eachother, makes us feel better

Carol. Use EggNogGrave

Kris Get The Banana

Charlie

Queen. Use PotassiumGrave

>>546341610
we're going to candy mountain

we need to Find Her because she still has the key to Kris chastity cage

Lancer. Use SplatGrave

Noelle, cast snowslave on Berdly.

Rudy. Use IntercruralGrave on Asgore

>>546340183
I always let him die.
Tenna is unimportant and only fujos like him

Its better in the story for Tenna to die. He can join his degenerate masters in hell.

>>546341921
no sleep is making you cranky huh?

Anon. Use TennaGrave

>>546341921
I think you just mean women in general, anon

Let's do the utg meetup here

>>546341174
My hips hurt rn ngl, idk why either

>>546342134
3 back to back abbreviations is crazy dude

>>546342117
This is no different than meeting up in the Bronx

Actaully no let's do it here

>>546341843
thighs too skinny

what will the password to get into the youteegee meetup be

>>546342214
I’m dying

>*Everything is back to the way it used to be. The way it SHOULD be…
>*I can stay like this forever…

>>546342117
ewww UK

>>546342343
It's not his thighs

personally I think the meetup should be here

/utg/ meetup in my pants and everyone's invited.

>>546342520
Maybe that's a bit too large of a venue anon.

I'd like to "up" my "meet" in front of Spamton and Tenna

>>546342520
too small

the next utg meetup WILL be at toby's house

>>546342520
Who's topping?

>>546331946
dayum anon that sux

>>546342351
In 1997 Spamton murdered a child

can i nonchalantly lean against the wall with my arms crossed at the utg meetup

>>546342421
I get the theory that the flowers will be mirror versions of asgore’s loved ones, but making them literal doppelgängers is kinda dumb

>>546342792
t. katana

>>546342351
"Mynameisianbrandonanderson"

>>546342351
"we can all agree painter's art has good tecnique, even if the contents aren't for everyone" or something of that manner
>>546342117
>>546342273
>>546342481
unironically just put the first part of it at like a coffee shop or something and tell people about the rest of the event from there, that way anyone who wants to go to the others has to be at least normal enough to walk into the shop and get the info about when other more specialized events are

>>546342792
anon no! that wall has the rape button!

Realistically speaking the only feasible /utg/ meetup that has the least chance to go wrong would be at a convention

Fave lost enough weight to go down a size and now their pants slide down their ass when they put their phone in their pocket

>>546342914
no adjustment straps?

>>546342792
you gotta do the vegeta finger pose too

>>546342889
I have the wrong type of autism for conventions, being in a giant crowded brightly lit room of people is going to result in my suicide

Has anyone here read Twin-Runes?

>>546342889
just put it at comic con what could go wrong
>>546342914
fave ought to acquire a belt

>>546342889
what if we set it up at like fuckin furfest

>>546342448
damn I didnt even think about that.
now im imagining a holiday thighjob lineup from skinniest to fattest thighs.
noelle->rudy->dess->carol. grabbing the horns too of course.

>>546342914
get a belt dude

>>546342995
Is that the one where Kris has braces?

>>546343013
I was gonna go to one of those but now's not the best time to be a tourist in Chicago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxsQrZsqX0c

>>546342995
no why?

Thought about writing a rudy x asgore greentext/story but I’m too sick and tired. Sorry guy

>>546342520
Please gib full so I can achieve release

cuck game for a whipped fan base

>>546343214
feel better basedanon

>>546343214
dude thats prime rudy writing stimuli

>>546343260
the only cuck around here is Fuzzy buddy