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sorry leftovers edition
www.dust2.*
>>1806207it's fitting
half the posters in these threads are bots
Last of my winnings
was a good run
>>1806211how much are you up/down?
>>1807969Only a hundred up or something. Spend everything I won on stupid bets like always
>faze have to beat asian LAN chokers and brazil and they're in the finals
fucking rigged
Not like they could ever beat donk but wtf man
>>1808529it's about time
faze always get the hardest playoffs run and lose the final
this time they get the easiest and win the final
>>1806198 (OP)Twistzz
NiKo
jL
which of these players has the most deranged haters? i vote for twistzz, his worst offense is being kind of annoying and yet theres a significant amount of freaks on hltv wishing him death.
>>1808948>Twistzzannoying squeaky vegan, thought he could do karrigan's job and failed + fell off hard in liquid, couldn't handle comedian
just really fun to make fun of
I do miss his faze time tho
>NiKothe memes literally write themselves (no major, tables, tilting, boy love, ex-teammates doing better without him...)
came crawling back to G2 for an extra shot at a major - didn't work of course
>jLapparently annoying on social media according to anons who follow him for some reason
seems like a bit of a cunt who'll smile to the camera while being a salty bitch who can't take a little banter
>theres a significant amount of freaks on hltv wishing him death.I don't even care what anons think, why would I care what hltv think?
Banks' influence is growing
>>1808948easily twistzz
he's a vegan, bad at trash talking, and a bad igl
those are the biggest "crimes"
niko's hate is a bit more deserved because he's a diva, a choker, and a malder. s1mple seems to have grown out of sperging at team mates and sometimes even says "my bad" nowadays. niko? not so much
jL has a huge ego but pretends to be humble (poorly)
he also tries to come off as genuine and "unapologetically himself!" while most of his persona is manufactured to be as appealing to as many people as possible
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+ griks
+ nilo
+ tobiz (the coach of mouz nxt)
guess "nilo has to fight his way back" was just pr speak for "he's in whenever we don't need xlfoud for vrs padding anymore"
could be good
fucking bookie aren't sleeping on faze anymore
guess it's alright. I won't get to watch before sunday anyway
expecting good odds on faze vs vitality
Should you turn Damage Prediction settings all on or off?
>>1810030why would you want fake damage animation/sounds?
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I'm thinking ancient will probably be the decider
>faze ban mirage
>mongolz ban nuke or anubis
>faze pick nuke/anubis
if mongolz are smart they'll go for inferno, or even train, knowing that they're the underdog on stage. But they'll probably pick dust2 where they're more comfortable
>>1810100the chances of train not getting banned in a major quarter final when it's both teams permaban is very low
Mongols will pull out the win and s0mple will metaphorically pass the GOAT torch to ZyGOD
>>1810113you don't think faze would rather remove mirage than train in this match up?
of course it'll be banned in favor of ancient by both teams, but I don't think either will use their first ban on it
>>1810030off, it's the most useless thing they ever added in the game options
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>>1810123this is faze's map pool at the major with simple, who is basically a stand in
and this is the amount of times they've banned maps
>train 6>mirage 6>inferno 5>ancient 2>dust2 2>nuke 2so while yes, faze would love to not ban train, the chances of that happening I feel are very low. Faze have a 4 map pool and you can bully them with their low amount of reps and practice on the others
Also, the only times faze have not banned train was their matches against legacy (legacy first banned train the first time they played, and legacy banned it again in the rematch during the next stage) and when mongolz banned it for them
even at dallas with simple and skullz they were banning train
So while I suspect faze will float it first stage to try and make up for their shit pool, if mongolz ban train they're incredibly dumb and doing faze a fucking massive favour
but who knows, faze might go full hail mary and it'll be the third map
>>1810193>faze might go full hail mary and it'll be the third mapor they've been practicing it in secret
wouldn't be the first time karrigan pulled something like that out his ass
Which CS2 personalities do you think lurk the threads?
The bracket looks like it should be easy finals for faze and /ourgoat/ s0mple
Question is: Will miracle happen and navi will move past vitality and spirit for THE KINOEST FINAL IN HISTORY OF CS
>pay millions for all good players
>put them on bench
>now your team can easily win every tournament
genius
>>1811662you're thinking small
just buyout every org and then and one of your orgs will win every event
>>1811562give me a quick rundown on that guy
>>1810610thorin and richard lewis are constantly posting in third person
reminder richard lewis has literally had a tranny's penis in his mouth
>>1812293Richard Lewis has to be the dumbest fat annoying faggot of all time
Every time I hear his voice I want to change streams. This is like the one time ever I prefer the nigger(bardolph) to an educated white man
Current competitive map pool is dogshit
>>1812293i'm not entirely certain, but i don't think remilia had a dick. i think it was one of the surgeries around the badawi time was a disaster, which is before they were living together. but i definitely don't know, and am also not sure on the timeline
>>1812297He's not on this broadcast though is he? I fucking hope not.
Just don't go into streams of personalities you dislike, works for me.
>>1809071Did it ever come out why he wasn't on the lineup from the start? I read that he was getting praise from the coaches for his "demeanor" in tryouts.
Also why the fuck did they not get rid of fucking yxngstxr he played so fucking bad in the important games of the major...
When did magixx start taking estrogen?
am i delusional furiasisters
>>1812531they wont even win today
>playoffs begin
>see James Banks and this crowd
>>1812531they might even get dabbed on by pain bro
>My wife sjokz still has not been impregnated by me
>>1812661>turned 38She's got like 100 eggs left bro you better hurry
lol look at the faces of these musicians
they got the giga ick but need the $
also LMAO empty crowd
>>1812671timestamp or fake
kek is NA ever going to let go of the only time they were relevant for a tiny period of time, it's kinda cringe after so many years
>>1812679its called having pride in your country, hard to do for shitholes that barely have anything to showcase so i dont blame you bro
>>1812671wave a sign saying /magog/
>>1812682Pride in being the worst country to ever grace the CS scene? Bunch of mongolian goat herders are better than you "guys". +20 palantir score for such a kosher post though
>>1812671good seat choice, burgerclap
>>1812677No
>>1812684I'm in the nosebleeds, wouldn't be shown
Freya is unironically perfect
why sjokz dressed like slut?
>>1812699Mogs the other girl
>>1812698how tf are you posting here in public lmao, respect
>>1812671>>1812698how do you post pictures from mobile
reddit faze will lose, right?
>>1812700She was fat in middle school and got bullied by her crush.
>>1812706>>1812705nta but I can't believe i share this board with you dumb niggers
>>1812705If I get a picture with mauisnake I'm posting it in here
>>1812706same way I normally do
>>1812720They probably don't know you don't have to use an app for everything on their phone, or how to operate a file system or folder on their computers. Zoomers are so fucked and dumb, even about technology they grew up with
>>1812720dont lump me in with the other retard. im asking how hes not embarrased to be publicly posting on this shithole
>>1812731whats your user agent
>>1812726why do i feel like youre this one twatter tranny whos always in his comemnt section
>>1812740I don't have a twitter son
>sjokz_freya_catfight_wrestling_sex_tribbing.mkv
do they have beauty filter on? Or why is everyone suddenly so good looking?
>>1812736my b junebug
But in the chaos of the event nobody notices and nobody gives a shit
her neck is so long (in a good way)
>>1812736This isn't any more of a shithole than other sites normies would frequent
dirty bitch showing her big sexy whore leg
>>1812747I look like this!
I taught americans loved Israel, why are they not cheering for Mouz?
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is this the outfit to wear for a kid's game?
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>>1812531PAIN unironically has a chance, biguzera has fallen's number. If FURIA wins they easily get to the finals.
Mongols will win btw
>>1812755CS has the highest rate of anti-semites of any other FPS or e-sports game
Yesterday I was on the London Underground Metro and an asian guy sit down near me. He was listening to Thorin's Snake and Banter CS podcast. I bet he's also a lurker here.
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Remember to cheer for /ourguys/ Mouz!
>>1812771>London>Asianwhich one
>>1812759>violence:D
>sex:O
why are americans like ts
>>1812772Banks is a cringe retard. Where is my GOAT OJ Borg?
>even sjokz knows that CS is the superior game
it is so over for league tards
>>1812776violent nation of prudes
>>1812786that's bold to assume that whore isn't going to do whatever gives her a paycheck
>>1812776that's what puritanism does to a motherfucker
On the eye test Austin gets a pass, good work burgers you are white tonight.
Wow calm down with thr close ups, I don't want to see chopper's zog face that close.
>cowboy hat
my culture is not your costume
post the guardian strut webm
>>1812786she stopped doing the national leagues she still goes and does international tournies
THEY ARE NOT CHECKING SHIRO'S PILLOW
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>>1812759there's no grace in the scene anymore.
that intro was kino as fuck
top 3 all time?
>strongly looks at maui as she says "lift"
>>1812811>a denim shirtkek
Jimpfat masterclass incoming
>>1812814It was wack, and it's always been, at least scrawny or banks didn't ask if we're ready yet so there's that
holy shit guys Maui is looking TIGHT
>>1812811i cant even see her toes 2/10
>>1812828fuck off and come here, retard
Ok switching to the russian cast I guess, fuck scrawnders
Whats up with this new retarded UI not showing map picks, it is so fucking annoying...
>donk "knows" exactly where they are going
we're all in the other thread you autists
>already a missed shot from sh0ro
Lmao
>observer misses 3 out of 5 kills while watching the dude waiting behind a smoke
I heckin love CS BLAST MAJOR!
sh0r0 missing shots turned this from a 10-2 kinda half to a 6-6
just so you know, if spirit loses this, furia will win this major.
>Donk is already going bald
>>1812941Furia will be the fastest team to be exposed.
I know you brazilians are delusional but you have to be under some wild shit to think Fallen still has the mental capacity to win a single trophy, let alone a major.
>russians losing to jews yet again
A win for Israel is a win for USA, explains the chanting
I want both of them to lose
can some team buy donk already? he doesn't deserve this.
>>1812999Failclowns will ruin him
>>1813001>>1813002literally any team has better players
>>1812999deserve what? getting to play with russian speakers? getting to play in a team with a system made for him since he was a kid in the academy?
>>1812999who has space or money to get him?
>Dust 2 next
Dust 2 and Russians, name a better relationship.
>torzsi and xertion not bottomfragging
zisters...
why there are only asians in the crowd
i thought this was NA event
>>1813009Russians and HIV
Russians and rape
i got too excited and clapped my hands too hard and almost broke my finger
>boris we are lozing i must turn on ze zheats now
Why did everyone pretend that spirit was the favorite?
>>1813029because they've been in good form this major and mouz almost went 0-3
>win off smoke kills
so boring
>>1813032Gooseman taking his boomer selfie
>>1813029we are not on dust 2 yet...
>goatsi proving the haters wrong
>sh0r0 proving the haters right
>>1813032average white cs2 fan
MOUZ pick btw, second map is d2 lol, we are going for a third map
>>1813032you take pics like my dad kek
>>1813045Nuke decider
always kino
i apologize to NA crowd, it's better now
>USA chants again
Mouz will win.
okay I admit it, russians are pretty based:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ngd0SW4i4
who is gonna stop NAVI now that Spirit is out
That was a smoke block on window that allows that play holy shit kino.
>>1813051Nuke? More like puke.
>>1813058>navi vs faze grand finalim gonna bust
>>1813045They have a weak mental, I can se them chocking Dust, it has happened beffore
Zont1x made a multikill round, he's getting his dick sucked by a chinese girl tonight.
>>1813065just change the map name to donk_2 bro
>>1813068that was gonna happen regardless
>>1813066my fucking superhero
how did zontix get a double there?
>>18130792 words: body shots
MY BODYSHOTTING FUARKING GOAT
were going to go from this to pain vs furia fucking hell
Holy fuck imagine the asian gangbangs this russkie will have for him alone.
Damn, really good way to start off playoffs.
Hype CS being played
>>1813087actually insane how fast those kills were with body shots
like every shot on the spray hit
>>1813068post it, there's no way this zigger is dating a chink
>>1813090Yeah an actually good match instead of EU slop.
>>1813056u aint seen nothing, boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zw5rxho5sQ
MY STOIC CRABWALKING GOAT
>>1813068>chinese girlhe has a chink gf?
>>1813090https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/1935734408394219819
That incredible zont1x clutch then the team falls apart
donk bailed out by his mates but people will only talk about donk
>>1813102>he has a chink gf?>singular
>>1813107>he's ukrainianzont1x is a proud citizen of Luganda
Boring zigger 2-0, wake me up next game
magixx 49 adr
kick him for zweih
pros be like
>this is how I've always thrown this smoke fuck your new lineup nigger
the same pros
>misses mid window smoke in major
>>1813116desu that diagonal run jump smoke is a bitch to land
magixx needs to get kicked
the worst "t1" player in the history of cs
zont1x is missing utility the whole game like level 9 holy shit why the fuck is this bot even on Spirit
>>1813120they can't hear with the sound canceling headphones
bro magixx just use autoshotgun lol
>>1813126>he unironically believes thisonly soundproofed booths prevent crowd noise
>>1813128actually, not even that works (unless it's a valorant crowd)
>>1813120You are new anon, we discussed this ad nauseum. The sound proof is not 100% and the players still can feel the vibrations. Regardless this meme is a pure cope.
mouz plays cs
spirit play donk
yet all the reddit cs enthusiast cheer for spirit
>>1813128It's a big stadium and they can't hear the crowd with ANC + game on full volume
4 MID hit from SPIRIT IS SHIT, you just get comms and they get in on either bombsite
>>1813131hypersonic trvke
I never thought to ask, but why is this general on /vm/ and not /vg/? Too slow outside of majors?
>>1813128they are wearing noise cancelling headphones over their game audio earbuds
i believed in brollan there..
>>1813131CS died with GO. This is Valorant lite ADHD slop.
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USA USA USA
>>1813143You can feel the vibrations of the crowd no matter how soundproofs the headset is
>>1813131mouz should try being less ugly and genocidal, could help them gain some fans
>>1813142>I never thought to ask>thing asked every thread
jimmy threw the round by throwing a nade on himself
HOLY
FUCKING
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCCCKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
those shitters don't deserve to be this lucky
>>1813142/vg/ is literally the most active board on this website it will never survive outside of big LANs
OMG THAT SPRAY THORZI WTF
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This is like the best gave I ever watched.
Its fucking incredible how these people can fumble.
>americans cheering for ziggers
Reagan is spinning in his grave rn
ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX
HOLY FUARKERINO
SOMEONE CHECK ON CHINA
ALL OF THEIR WOMEN HAVE ORGASMED AT THE SAME INSTANT
MY
FUARKING
BODYSHOTING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT
>bro he's low just spam
>ok
*sprays the exact same spot*
TIL cs "pros" still miss easy spray
>>1813172theyre cheering for both teams nigger we all want some good cs
>>1813142/vg/ is worth it if you're game is constantly updated most of the activity in here only picks up during majors and tournaments
>jews are so universally disliked the crowd is even against them against fucking russians in the USA
>>1813172Mouz negative aura beats everything
reminder this should be the first OT.
>>1813128They don't lol, The International has them and the DOTA pros said they can still understand the crowd
donk keeps dying because team is so shit and doesnt hold lol
>>1813182But they have 2 greatest allies playing for them?
>surprised the MIGA crowd is pro russian
shiggidy
>>1813181They're hating on brollan and jimpphat, cracker.
let's be real, with poohy their mental would already be broken
>>1813172are these posts bait? this is cs2 my nigger
if politics is that important to you book a ticket to ukraine and go die in a fire
>>1813187> miga crowd cheers against jews
>>1813192No I'm serious. It was my understanding that texans would hate all things communist and russian.
>>1813198Texans are the biggest cucks.
Crowd liked when Spinx lost the clutch just now.
FUCKEN PLAYOFFS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT\
>3. Mouz Picked Mirage
KWAB
chopper never wins that 1v1 without crowd btw
team spirit more like team mega lucky
>>1813199Certainly looks like it.
Only mouz fans in the arena are saars lmao
>>1813193drumpf didnt nuke iran yet, so migards think it's ok to betray greatest ally
why is magixx allowed in a male only team?
>>1813192schizo's constantly trying to bait people into reacting to their politics
last week they were shitting up the thread with race fagotery
of course my adblock finally gets owned on playoffs
zontix been good this map but lmao he just always fucking crabwalks
>>1813198Texas is not in Eastern Europe, mate
If mouz actually loses this game im cheering for spirit.
>>1813185nah past few rounds he's been playing like a retard. Pushing through smokes, getting caught with nades in hand etc.
>>1813211Same reason why he's not allowed in the women's washroom
>one of your players offer you 2 free OTs
>You still cant win shit
Magixx, chopper and shiro have blood on their hands.
CAMAAAAAN MOUZ FUCKING WIN IT
>mouz are learning to win
thanks scrawny
>>1813216>implying russia hasn't been america's #1 enemy for decades
spinx is sucking so much cock this game
>>1813172this is what vitality derangement syndrome does
>>1813214u can watch on blast.tv, sister
you will never see mouz or vitality fans, the only vitality fans are french zywoo glazers
>>1813214install user agent switch on chrome and swap to firefox 33
no one will read this so i'll confess i want to get 910 pregnant
>>1813230same with sp0r0t though
just russians and/or donk glazers
>>1813215It's cool that he can make something so typically nooby work, the crabwalking and bodyspraying honed to perfection, feel like it would make more sense to go for the body if others on the team except for donk did too though
>>1813230I just want spirit to lose cause I hate trannies
i want to see a streaker at a esports LAN desu
All possible because of zont1x's absurd clutch moments
Neither of these clowns can beat Faze or Vitality.
bro mouz takes with five-sevens you know this happens
kek losing your own map pick
torzshit should have gone with a rifle
>>1813238vitaly is in jail but i could see him going to a cs event
>>1813244give me a B03 where this doesn't happen
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHA, FUCKING RUSSIAN FRAUDS.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
CINEMA
TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT
>1.3 million viewers on a thursday night for Europeans, when one of the least popular teams is playing
incredible. a faze - vitality final would break records
not a lazy clear it's a read you silver dogs
but it's a silver read on eco
scripted for ratings just like the nba
LET'S FUCKING GO ISRAEL CUT THEIR DICKS
>>1813263not without russians bro
Jannies don't like your Jew memes. Even if on topic
>>1813268he's so bad at shooting
like all the time, he has 2+ seconds and doesnt kill someone, it's absurd
>>1813267ANOTHER 6 GORILLIONS TONIGHT
VALOSHIT COULD NEVER LMAO
INFACT
NO OTHER ESPORT COULD EVER BE THIS KINO
>>1813268should've gotten kyousuke
reminder that chopper and magixx has been in spirit for like a decade and could never come close to win anything before they got donk
love em or hate em you know gotta hand it to how mouz play
If I see Nuke in playoffs, I am going to scream. Fucking hate that map.
>>1813274broodwars is a million times more kino
>wife on a company woman's retreat to Jamaica
>just phoned me saying her team needs more time to close a deal and she has to stay until Monday
>she's upset but has to do what she has to do
>ohhh babe damn that sucks I love you hope you do your best hahahaa (I'm actually super fucking stoked to kill this fridge full of beers and smoke some joints watching CS for the next 4 days)
>gonna have the lads over for the semis and the final
This weekend's shaping up to be amazing brehs
torzshit...
gynecomastia...
jew rat...
goonmeister...
Brollan...
I beg you, just this once...
Spirit can't do shit unless zont1x is clutching
KAMAAAANA FINISH IT THIS TIME
>its round 39 what do we do hally
>idk, donk run up cat?
torzsi and lifgaming against spirit, name a more iconic duo
>>1813279why?
never watched franzJ?
>I came to get blasted
am*rican women
disgusting whore in crowd
>>1813283didnt u post this cuck shit on the previous major aswell
aaad
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bros??
I have not seen that plant even in faceit.
>>1813297they were scared of ct
>>1813292>reddit censorship
>>1813296I'm going to detonate in her.
>>1813297>lollan holds ct>nobody holds con or stairs>lets plant open for rampLULE
>>1813296>the silence from the casters
>>1813284>goonmeister...Jame (pbuh) once again vindicated.
that was so fucking clean
cyka blyat i need peek give me frag
fucking jews Spirit need an austrian or a georgian player ASAP
What the actual fucking shit is this fucking game?
SPINX DROPS THE SAMSUN OPTION
FUCKING APOLOGIZE TO SPINX NOW
DO IT RIGHT NOW
>>1813296i have yet to see an attractive woman in the crowd
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BOOBA
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
That's the 200 IQ Jewish plays
the first map being this good is bad actually
>>1813329what race is that creatura
>>1813329looks like ventis non retarded sister
mouz need to get NertZ so we can get the true israeli squad
>>1813336>most hated team in any sport ever
>>1813336and heavygod and the kissing guy from vitality
magixx almost threw that because of how bad he is lol
what a series to start the stage games damn
SO FUCKING LUCKY HOLY SHIT
NEVERMIND FUCK SPINX
HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP THAT DUEL?
MAGIX DOUBTERS WHERE YOU AT?
WHY CANT THEY CLOSE IT OUT.
LOL
MAGIXX ALMOST LOST THAT
ONE MORE BULLET AND HE WOULD BEEEN DONZO
Okay I am convinced, counter strike players are paid by the round. That or Blast bought both team to threw to farm content as long as possible.
please just end this shit already
magix looks like a tranny
>>1813348Here and my opinion remains unchanged
>ok ill watch one map
>fast forward 3 hours
JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU JUST WIN ALREADY
>>1813353he is or will be
JUST FUCKING USE THE AWP WTF
>texas cheering for a tranny team
>flameZ
>NertZ
>HeavyGod
>Spinx
>xertioN
vs
>tabseN
>syrsoN
>0SAMAS
>tiziaN
>k1to
>kakafu (coach)
who wins
>>1813362what? donk would've died off 1 tec9 hit.
>>1813347grandma looks ass mf
these crowd slomo shots are breddy good
Man game 1 and 2 sure were intense, can't wait for game 3
>>1813363silence, canaanite
>>1813364Tabsen is ethnically Polish btw.
>1 match takes 2 hrs
this should not be happening in 2025
was that guy chanting jimmy is a gooner?
>>1813364imagine falcons vs the israelis at esports world cup, you think they would just behead e'm or something
surely its gg for real this time.
>>1813375saudi rats are friends with the jews
Here's the script: MOUZ wins the next 3 rounds and then we get a tech pause
mouz plays a better cs they need to win
>>1813364the team with the undetectable cheats
yo why does mouz coach look like he has downs syndrome
Have you ever seen an OT4 game with a kill spread like this?
>>1813382>>1813380mad valosissies????
white christian bros we're winning
speaking of...
why not just make BO1 matches mirage only :^)
I TOLD YOU FUCKER AGGAIN AND AGGAIN MAGIXX IS THE GOAT
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they're going to win major
>Chopper clutching TWICE
>magixx clutching
This game is over, fuck the 2 minutes captcha timeout
so many clutch rounds from spirit
>won by crowd cheat
really skilled...
>>1813391>whiteWrong
>christianWrong
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>>1813401vitality? yeah, we know
bro has a cs2 map ever had this many clutches?
kyousuckyfucky could never
green
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would
magixx please fuck my waifuu
file
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APOLOGIZE
mouz, you had ONE fucking job
how can mouz not kill 1 or 2 people when they have a big lead theyve thrown like 5 rounds like that
crazy how much better mouz played but still lost
>>1813401Faze? It was the case since they passed stage2.
>why did he peek
no, niggers. the peek was fine. why did he miss tho. oh yeah, because magixx walks like a bot.
>>1813419spirit only wins by lucky clutches mouz is constantly outsmarting them
when are falcons playing?
>215k viewers
NA IS BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1813423this only proves spirit sucks and will lose even if they make it to finals. theyre garbage and struggling with a team making this many mistakes
>>1813416faze vitality will break 2mil
>>1813416This is the FIRST map of the SECOND kind of boring game and it's probably top 5 viewership already
Goddamn this game is growing like a monster
I think this has to be the best Chopper game in 6 months
is we really pretending this isn't a prerecorded hecking epic game?
Whoever peek that angle deserved that loss.
kino match but mouz shouldve won donk played like a total fucking retard
>tranny team wins
and people cheer
>>1813446who's a tranny, we got chad1x on spirit
>opening map of opening game is a quintuple OT with every round won by a clutch + last second defuse
Even when CS is bad it's the most insane game to watch in esports.
>>1813446Yes because everyone hates kikes.
lmao how autistic is zont1x
>>1813437TOTAL
KIKE
DEfeat lol
>zont1x not getting booed on stage
There really aren't any red blooded americans left huh?
no one got a good rating
keep in mind torzsi started like 18-6 with over 100 adr
>>1813440>mouz vs spirit>boringonly boring game is pain vs furia
they LITERALLY win that shit if the retard just moves his mouse when he spams that smoke fucking RETARD
I want to also watch paiN vs FURIA but I work in 10 hours from now
snapshot
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>loser gets to smell sjokz
this makes no sense
>>1813454he's a ukie mate
>>1813433Navi vs. G2 at Stockholm had 2.7 million. Zywho could never.
this mid game interviews is kinda gay
i mean, i don't mind it personally, but the players shouldn't be forced to do this
i dont like these after map interviews
>>1813463Not according to him buddy
why did they try to force the A play that round where jimi had full B control?
>>1813452not as autistic as donk or magixx
>mouz is gonna get dog-walked on d2
>vitality is gonna choke in the semis
>spirit is gonna win the final in another 3-mapper
rate
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Freya who?
>>1813460me too, more unfortunate is is that faze vs mongolz is also in the late timeslot
>>1813455I can't even begin to explain how retarded you are. take a moment to look at your picture again and take a big think
>>1813462she comes from league and doesnt shower
>>1813471i want her to sjokz my cjokz
>>1813470playing like that spirit aint winning any finals. imagine struggling with a team constantly making mistakes
>>1813459I'm still fuming
biggest throw of that match
13-9_OT
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holy kek
the crowd background to the analyst desk is soulful
>>1813471generic dyed-blond whore #131231
>>1813465>forcedthey signed contracts with BLAST months ago, dont sign the contract if you dotn wanna uphold your end of th deal.
>>1813465yeah indeed
what's even the point. they only saw their pov, not like the viewers. so not much insight they could give anyway
these "clutches" show how scripted this major is, this doesn’t happen in a normal LAN, we always see a save round
>>1813474>scent concentrated just for himit makes even less sense
>>1813473no i dont get it
Does magixx have the biggest major buff? While niko has the biggest major debuff.
>>1813477faze always does this and they are major winners
Better image of the trophy
>>1813474I need that stinky desperate hag so bad.
>>1813484where fatty
wait wtf this isnt kpg
>>1813484if it's scripted we're gonna see a vitality v faze matchup so it matches the goat narrative
>>1813463he's a russian speaking ""ukrainian"" like half of their country including s1mple, Edward, markeloff, r1nkle, sdy, w0nderful and b1t
the only relevant ukie player I can think whose native tongue is ukrainian is woro2k and maybe DemQQ
>>1813456>second kind of boring game
>>1813471trans hairline and face and shoulders and arms
what if faze dont make to finals?
Paris major rerun?
>>1813472thank allah I don't work on saturday but I do have a work ""meeting" at like 8:30 pm tomorrow (game starts 10 pm in my timezone). I'll be gone by 9:30 pm so I can catch vitality-NAVI
>>1813454zont1x is literally fucking 3 chinese girls at the same time as I'm typing this post.
>jews glazing eachother
lmaooo
>>1813498>already doubting and were not even 4 hours into the major
>>1813495100% of ukraine is russian speaking
zontix however is literally from one of those regions that been under russian occupation for over a decade
>>1813498it's gonna be vitality vs furia, unfortunately
>>1813454russians and jews are america's greatest allies
>>1813500>yeah bro well that guy is having sexThat isn't the own you think is is
>>1813505YEKINDAR comeback will be generational
>>1813498bro faze isn't even the 4th best team in the playoffs
>>1813504not all of them speak russian as their first language
>>1813487He's not as bad as your retards pretend but his clutches were served on a silver plater to him this game
>>1813471i don't wanna hear freya i wanna hear my wife sjokz
>>1813500fucking 3 chinese girls is like getting a spray drop
>>1813512just wait until p1mple lifegames and starts hitting retarded noscope awp jumpshots
frankie mogs those ugly whores
>>1813510if my niggas yeki and fallen (and their buddies) pulls a boston, i might cry
>>1813521what if paiN pulls a Greece 2004
if they have people that dont know anything about the game talking about it
couldnt they at least find someone that isnt repulsive to look at
So there's like two schizo posters in this thread.
One obsessed over trannies
One obsessed with Israel
>>1813508He's not having sex, he's having sex right now, that's the key difference.
Need some chinese slaves to relieve himself from pressure by sucking his fat ukraini cock.
>>1813526you're indian though
>58% winrate
yeah its over fuck you sbinx
>>1813528>He's not having sex, he's having sex right nowThat doesn't make it any better. Flexing somebody else getting his dick sucked is pathetic.
>get normal player donk in your map pick
>lose
MOUZ you DESERVE to lose but ffs do something.
we're probably getting a 13-3 13-5 stomp after this kino thanks brazil
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pretty good for opening map
>>1813522brazil would never shut up about it
at least if furia pulls it off, there will be a huge caveat to stop them from getting too uppity
torzo more like i'm gay and retarded and can't spray a smoke
>>1813416VALULRANT could never
>>1813514at least 90% have it as their *real* first language. well maybe it has decreased a couple of percent in the last few years. if you're looking at official statistics saying more than that, that's kind of like claiming irish is the first language in ireland and you know that isn't true.
>>1813539pretty good lmao, this is historic
praying the hype keeps up and blows up after the finals
>>1813546>benchod britisher do not redeem!!!!!
>>1813545not sure the vitality mongolz final will be that hype
>>1813543Why are CStrannies so obsessed with Valochads?
d0nk will go down as the counter strike GOAT
>>1813553>saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>1813471it would be so nice to have her in my bed and snuggle together.......
>>1813526that's on every thread though
why does spirit do this? going long on t on pistols and just lose vs usp? you never win vs usp on long.
>pistol round won
it might not be over
is magix a twink or femboy?
>>1813563nigga how is he a twink he's 100kg
>>1813563Do you know what words mean?
>>1813563There are no fat twinks and femboys.
?????????????????????????????????????
TOGGLING THAT EARLY?
winning pistols means nothing if you lose the follow up
>>1813563magixx and donk get haircuts and everyone will be a spirit fan
magixx is such great representation for us trans girls. Im glad it pisses off the cis men
is mouz giving up already?
why are we even allowing russians to compete? we should be following the moves of actual sports and kicking the russian athletes unless they denounce the war in Ukraine.
Comms
Na major
Russia defeats Israel
why do you thirdies even care about views?
cs is thriving without recordbreaking numbers and it will never reach sports level, esports lost its chance to go mainstream when covid hit
>Spirit is just going to keep going cat every single round
I'm going to take a nap and wait for 3rd map or FURIA.
>>1813582they literally did that
>>1813576not really, you still won a round
>>1813585>cs is thriving without recordbreaking numbers and it will never reach sports level, esports lost its chance to go mainstream when covid hitcs might not have hit the COVID peak but CS is objectively the only eSport right now that is thriving on all levels.
>>1813549it's an inferior product, a literal chinese rip off
look at what's going on with overwatch retards they hate marvel rivals
it's a game for washed american cs "pros" like tenz
did spirit try to eco frag or what was that?
>>1813582I guess that's the proof that esport is not respected :(
>>1813591And you need to bring it up constantly because?
>>1813591Marvel rivals better than overshit thoughtbeight
do not ever wish for you sport to go mainstream and be fucked by normies
>t. f1 fan
>>1813597>betterit really isn't THOUGH
>>1813597Maybe on planet retard.
is torzsi a tilter? he pops off hard sometimes but other times he has pure dog games.
>>1813597>my shit smells better than yours!
>>1813598CS has barely changed for over almost 30 years
>>1813585>and it will never reach sports level, esports lost its chance to go mainstream when covid hitgood
the only thing esports scenes need to realize is that taking in that saudi oil money is good
if someone's willing to pump millions into a dying scene, why the fuck not
>>1813604and that's a good thing
>>1813598How could normies fuck up something like F1?
It's fucking racing
>>1813604>hasyou mean had.
>>1813602no, just a choker
xertion is the tilter
SPIRIT EXPOSED FOR DMA RADAR CHEAT: https://www.youtube.com/live/9l8m52eY3JU
>>1813598the only way i ever watch f1 is when they give mic to every racist and let us listen to every shittalk and insult they throw
instead in a sport watched only by 40 year olds you cant even say fuck or you get fined
I've been at work all day what happened
>mirage
>dust2
we could’ve had a kino overpass and cache right now but valve is a damn retard
full b push literally always loses vs car
can't you molly that somehow?
>AWP 1v2
>sh0r0 pussy ass faggot gives up immediately and throws the AWP away
>>1813610>xertion is the titterfixed
>>1813615Not safely from tunnel. Gotta be up middle around window for that
>>1813613zont1x mogged every headshotcel in the world
suddenly magixx hits head only
KWAT
chopper is so bad
useless calling
useless player
>>1813617big khazarian milkers
>>1813615Maybe you can with a boost inside upper cave
donk is the most overrated player. dude just runs out and dies instantly
HOLY SHITTO MOUZ UP 2 WE GOT THIS
yep, we're going to 3rd map decider
>>1813630don't jinx it, goy
>>1813627we'll see if he changes his playstyle as he will lose some of his reflexes.
>>1813630CT sided map spirit can come back its actually looking bad for mouz losing 3 rounds on ct
Incendiary grenade is so fucking useless.
i can't get excited for this after that last map
>>1813638i have a feeling that this will go ot too, no kizzy
>mouse cursor doesn't go away
Jimmy and Xertion are the only interesting players on Mouz.
Spinx is a kike, Torzsi is a fat boomer, and Brollan is a fucking zoomer with that retarded haircut
>fat Mexicans chanting USA
Kek
>>1813640hopefully
>>1813639yeah the first one was too exciting, those maps should be the last ones
amerikkka demographics unrionically be like
>>1813644>interesting players = players i have a crush on
>>1813649Is that jersey meant to be banter aimed at the brazilians?
did /ourmole/ die or why is he mia
>>1813644they had freak aura with siuhy, then they cut him and lost a lot of good will
>>1813590>thriving on all levelsCS does not really see much investment as other esports
thank you Jimpp, fuck F*nland but thank you.
how can brollan fuck up that?
jimmy missed 2 jumps and still killed him kek donk is so fucking shit
>>1813644xertion is more of a kike than spinx. the first one is an ashkenazi and the latter one is one of the native jews (aka semitic desert dwellers that aren't european converts)
>donk is le goat
>can't reload
swear he was on jimmys head when he shot
>>1813663what did we ever do to you
>>1813660That's because burgers don't wanna touch it because of terrorism association and nobody sold out to the chinks.
>>1813674you'd think with such huge of a chinese player base and crowd we'd see some big asian orgs jump onto the bandwagon already
ok im getting excited now we all goonin to javs tonight
donk is having a stinker on t side, that includes mirage too
Man just needed to goon between maps to get back into the groove
>Monesy grinds on NA faceit
>Shits the bed come real games
>Donk grinds on NA faceit
>Shits the bed come real games
Are we a cursed scene?
>>1813649The west has fallen
what jim is gooner bc of that one twitter post lol??
lil j
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>>1813689We fucking love jav and hentai here bro
>>1813689yeah, he also played into it after getting "exposed"
>>1813686donk is carrying though, it's chopper who is losing the game by himself
>>1813686NA cs is dead, everyone who stuck around peaked in highschool
>>1813689There was also the ESL skit, and Apex yelling at him to go back to watching twitter porn. It's the only memorable thing about him.
>Mirage followed by D2
This shit is never going to 3rd map. Why ever have these two maps go first? It's almost a given same team will win both
>literally need to beg people to meet liquid
>jewish and hungarian (mongolian) accents
yikes!
>>1813700dont you know how map picking works?
>>1813677amongst other things yes
SDDE-392
SDMT-522
SDMU-945
MUM-219
>>1813705I'm an American from Albuquerque, New Mexico
>>1813703NA fans eat that shit up though
>>1813710Share some baby blue with boys bro...
>>1813710i love breaking bad
>>1813709since you kinda mentioned it, any chinese sites? i want to watch those chinese thin lanky doll face models like on ig
what the fuck is the jew doing?
>>1813716its safe to shit on indians because everyone knows they are the worst ethnicity
>>1813722they're not
jews, muslims, blacks, and SEA are worse. amerindios too. and aborigines
>>1813725yeah but i can smell indians from across the globe so theyre the worst
what is that a1s sound? almost like the old 1.6 sound
>>1813725beyond delusional
told you guys this was a ct sided map. spirit is going to win now. mouz threw too many rounds
>standing up for a 5k eco kills
pathetic
>>1813728the regular sound?
>>1813730he's right you now
>>1813732B-B-B-BUT DONK!!
>>1813733no? its completely different than the one in game, so high pitched
>>1813734>he's right you nowsaaaaaarrr
>>1813737Brother fix your audio next time you open CS2. It's the same sound.
>>1813739nvm it sounds so weird on ohnes stream, sounds normally on official
>>1813742it's probably just all sounds being off then
Magixx the only one not showing up so far
Does ANYONE care about the Pain - Furia game coming up?
>>1813731zont1x is only good on ct his stats for big events are
CT SIDE: 1.29rating, 98/100 Firepower
T SIDE: 0.94rating, 21/100 Firepower
just noticed sh0r0 has the spotify pillow
it's so over
>>1813689Before he was on Mouz academy, his entire Twitter account was gooner shit. He deleted it all, when he joined a real team.
>>1813743yeah seems like it, just a1s was much more noticeable
>can we make a little noise for our sponsor here
jesus christ fucking get this fag off commentary
>asking the crowd to scream for an ad
>betting ad live on playoffs
can valve ban this shit
tomorrow were gonna have vita navi mongolz faze.............holy fuark
>>1813751how many eco kills?
>casters asking to cheer for some gambling sponsor
Why am I watching this
>scrawders is actually go-ACK
>>1813754it's an american crowd bro
>>1813563unironically I asked my friend to watch this game (he is not a cs viewer) and he texted me asking if Magixx is trans
>>1813756>mongolz fazeTier 2 vs tier 3, meh...
>>1813754did the caster have to say that or is he genuinely retarded
why stand there? just stay car and get free 5k.
>donk gets instantly killed again when its not an eco round
most overrated player of all time
>donkey not even clicking against The Goon Master
fuaaarkkk...
>>1813769And same amount of fans
>>1813764Scrawny is retarded.
Gooners won, femboys lost.
I'm gonna be honest, Mouz look far better than Spirit.
This map they will probably win it but even last map if not for zont1x pulling one in a million clutch twice in a row and magixx lucking out on a 1v3, everything Mouz is showing is more consistent than what Spirit is doing.
>none of the teams or even players playing are american
>crowd chanting USA
*SIGH*
And spirit wins it from here on out
>>1813781if Donk keeps playing like this but they win this round I dont see them getting past furia
teefw
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>map 3 is nuke
>a map that mouz historically farms spirit on
mouz bros?
>>1813781spirit = individuals carrying
mouz = coordinated teamwork
SPINX IS SUCH AN USELESS FUCKING LOSER.
spinx has now lost 3 rounds with this same retarded lurk
>mouz with another big lead cant close it out
what is wrong with these retards
>>1813797Check out the 4th right now.
>>1813608to fuck up something it's as easy as adding women to the equation
just as you think mouz might shit the bed spirit do it better
lol
both teams are looking worse than even navi
antisemite bros it's over for us
yep look at that clean win meanwhile spirit only lucks it out with impossible clutches
SPIRITRANNIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1813800nvm I kneel to the jewish rat tactics
I honestly think Spirit will lose Nuke and I had them reach grands in my pick ems.
Are these interviews inbetween maps new?
This is ridiculous
>>1813811I will also apologize to Spinx, please spare my foreskin...
xertion whoring himself for support
holy fucking shit magixx is so shook'd the crowd is booing him too
>>1813816I do not understand why he dickrides Spirit so fucking hard.
this big zigga knows hes getting cut lmao
Torzsi life map incoming yeah we in the grand finale boys
>>1813821My guess is because some random Russian channel has more viewers than the official stream right now
>>1813816he 'forgot' to disable ads i'm sure he's a-ok
forjim
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they don't let him near her
>>1813817really smart though
>>1813821because he doesn't want to get hacked
which team should buy donk?
>>1813826Fat "people" give my wife the ick
>>1813826honestly, ugly woman.
>>1813831but enough about magixx
>>1813829what is his ADR without the 500 damage round?
>>1813829Lmao sp0r0t are so fucking bad how the fuck did they win a major
>freya got the same dress on as in dallas that allowed us so see her pink bra
my god i hope we see more, although sjokz coulve worn something sluttier, hopefully for the finals
they should get grid girl type models to do the interviews
Imagine how nervous someone like magixx would be
>>1813821Donk, same as everyone else. If you can't understand that you are clueless
>>1813821Because donk has a big fanbase of easily impressionable teenagers.
>>1813837why though this match just proved donk is overrated? when he's not getting aces on an eco round he's dying first without putting out any damage. hes just been looking really bad so far
remember that all bookies gave mouz 3x odds...
making value bets in cs is literally free money
>>1813829G2 have the money after the Monesy sale.
immersed
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mouz is bringing out the forbidden gooning tech for jimi for map 3
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This phaggot is getting on my nerves
Yep, it’s an Israel wins the major episode
>>1813850nah they are saving it for vitality, as we saw on the previous map jimi doesn't need it handle the donkey only the woo
>>1813854The Stankees aren't doing well, give him some slack.
>>1813857he was making faces at the camera like a child. hes a faggot
How did that guy escape Russia?
>>1813861ayo chill out unc its not that serious
>>1813864Don't call me an unc you rascal
>>1813864>i bet twitch chat thinks my faces are funny>i hope i get turned into a memehoneslty the more i think about it hes not just a faggot. hes a gay faggot
>>1813863I'd take Heccu over Freya in that equation tbqhwf
>>1813863but thats only 2 people
H-He's just standing there...
>>1813863for me it's frankie and sjokz (frankie mostly because she seems fun and sassy though)
>>1813871asserting dominance over the goyim
>>1813867vro getting all fired up ToT
>>1813871what sort of rat tactics has he cooked up for nuke? Personally I think he will hide in the vents on A executes then pop up behind the T's after his team has their 2nd contact on site.
>>1813868>>1813872interesting picks, and while freyas body is boyish her face card makes up for it
>>1813877Freya will birth strong babies that would kill foreign invaders
>Canadian chanting USA
cuck leaf lmao
ngl, that animation is fucking sick
>Spinx didnt get one kill
hes so trash
>>1813879Canadians hate Canada, we're literally India 2
honestly I'd prefer to be American, and they can deport them like their doing in California rn
redditors seething about our based russians on spirit
>'european' flag>two jews>>1813875kek they wont like this post
>>1813884You love the bignose tribe that much bro? Have some dignity
Kick magixx already please
Spinx's nose TANKING every shot.
take back the spinx slander, NOW
and magixx will lose spirit another game
>that HE dodge
It's over, it's ((((THEIR)))) game
I apologize to spinx for calling him trash
Why are there so many teams with israelis?
pure coincidence i'm sure, right?
Classic israeli baiting the little eurogoys.
>>1813905go back to X stupid fuck
>>1813905there just happens to be a couple of decent ones rn
nothing compared to what danes or swedes used to have
who he praying to? moloch or baal?
>>1813884>we're literally India 2I don't think this particular Canadian is bothered by that
>>1813912He's just looking at the script
>>1813905Israeli hackers are the only ones able to hack iphones
rhink about it
why not clear that stupid
i know this is a ct sided map but this is not looking good
mouz plant a bomb then just start playing like retarded silver players
>>1813912looking up at nuke's heaven
it's insane that tec9 is better than full buy
Do Sphinx and Xertion get sent to Iran if they lose?
>>1813926lol no
that's what zogcattle is for
>>1813926They're actually selecting two lucky crowd members to take their place
do you americans never get tired of talking about races and politics? genuinely how do you have that much energy to go over and over the same thing
mouz was down 2-6 before dont count them out yet
>>1813931autism + lack of pussy
>>1813888Americans are cool as fuck, they can own guns legally, only downside is their healthcare that costs a fortune.
>>1813913My nigga Launders atleast held a CS2 lan in toronto, I don't think he considers himself loyal to India, he doesn't even have an accent
>>1813926nah that honor will go to Elige and nitr0
>>1813933hungarian (cryptojew)
LETS GO MO-OUZ
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO MO-OUZ
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>1813931>>1813935/Int/ and /SP/ has proved that it's the Latinx and Europeans who obsess over race, primarily Brazilians and argies.
Just tuned in, did this match start with a 10 minute tech pause like every other Spirit match?
donk just SHAT on that jew
file
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we won
>donk can sense you throught the smokes
A bit on the nose there launders...
>brollan has 0 kills and now donk is suddenly doing well
this shit has to be staged
>torzsi and xertion shitting the bed when it matters most
name a more iconic trio
>the way he holds his mouse
RSI will end donk's career early
>donk when playing vs smokes in nuke
kek based fucking tec rush
people really doubted this usa major
>buy pistols
>win
uhhhhh defend this gotards
why do so many of you think donk/spirit is cheating? is there any validity or yall just trolling?
>>1813951only thing about donk that unironically makes me think he's cheating sometimes
>>1813956this game is genuinely dogshit
>>1813955I just hate the hours, next year's world cop will be as bad as this.
>Redditors and Russian butthurt belters seething about our guy donk
>>1813957everyone in this thread is 100% serious about everything they post
they should rush every time. donk falls apart when he is pressured
>>1813960You say that as if you would be in bed at this time anyway.
Brollan fucking scared as fuck, why even jump?
>mouz comes back again
spirit fans seething
donk glaze from launders is crazy
>sign "we are dumb"
>crowd: YEAAAA USA USA USA
bodyshot demon unironically becomes a top 5 player if he just sucks it up and buys A4
The former star player, Ludvig ”Brollan” Brolin
the blast music leitmotif is so good
why can't they just the arena between games instead of this prerecorded footage of uh austin?
>beats spirit on their 90% winrate map
>does this on one of their best maps
>>1813975Why would he downgrade? A1-S is clearly THE bodyshot weapon. Easiest recoil control (almost nothing) and 4 shot in the body kills a close range.
>>1813979Because the city of Austin paid for this
>>1813980mouz won off several spirit having a disaster game
now several mouz players are having a disaster map
>>1813975a4 is a hs weapon dough
>>1813985mouz can come back now they are on ct side
>>1813981>>1813986I've seen him run out of bullets too many times
they always put him in the up close positions on CT anyway
>>1813975eh, a1 kills in 4 bodyshots instead of 5
>>1813981not enough ammo lil bro
>brollan still at 0 frags
it's actually insane two have two combined players at 1/21
Spinx xarries mouz to grand finals and wins another major and everyone itt has their foreskin removed
>>1813999only brollan has super low adr though
>it's another Episode of Spirit raping the IGL for some reason
>>1814001watch him play went now
Brollan wants to show any shitter can make the Major
this map is disgustingly close for a 4v5
the jew let the defuse go again
-brollan
+snax
You heard it here first folks
>gets off the defuse again when it was 1 second to go
L M A O kick that shitter
>>1814014he was going to die
Brollan deserves that ice graphic
that cameraman tilted him no? redo the match
>>1814014crowd snitched lil bro it was never happening
donk 130 adr and brollan 20 adr and still spirit can't win
spirit and chopper are so sad
they could lose brollan as a teammate and still be a close game
Mouz winning an unironic 4v5 against Spirit would be hilarious.
why does hally ALWAYS look angry?
>>1814026do you see what he has to work with
ok, how much did the oligarchs give him?
>>1814026Imagine having to coach 4 retards
>>1814025chopper 40 adr isn't much worse than brollans 25
Time to bring back siuhy if Brollan goes 1-14 in one of the most important games of his life
ok but seriously they're paid 6 figures right
>>1814033but he's their fragging igl
when you die and switch over to brollan pov
>the globohomo team with two Israelis winning 2-1 over le axis of evil Russians right as Israel is about to drag america into WW3 for zionists
it's all so tiresome
obvious maphack from torzsi?
>>1814039donk is retarded but so good it doesn't count
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bro
BROLLAN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPIRIT CANT WIN THIS SHIT THEY DONT DESERVE IT AT ALL NOT EVEN DONK
>>1814043year of the fragging igl
torszi keeps hitting weird flicks but that just means he's not giving himself easy shots
>>1814043here's that up and coming swedish talent i was telling you about
this bo3 took so fucking long jesus
Why did this bo3 have so few saves compared to other games
spinx is going to eliminate vitality isn't he?
SPINX OUR FUARKING SOLDIER WILL SAVE US
THE CHOSEN ONE
brollan exists just to reveal spirits position
The 2-1 was promised to Spinx 3000 years ago
okay good night
hopefully spirit just kicks chopper and magixx after this
>spirit throwing a 4v5
and people thought these guys had a chance against vitality?
jew not willing to invest in a helmet
>torzsi lifegaming
that's a problem
>>1814059>hopefully spirit just kicks chopper and magixx after thisTo get who?
>>1814059Stop being transphobic
It's humiliating for Spirit to lose to a team with a 3-15 player
imagine losing 5v4, basically
kek
do you think znot1x gets bullied as the only ukr
>>1814069God gave them that mirage win
last time i ever watch cs goodbye
Holy comeback mousesports
I dont think any game can top this game.
The major peaked at the first game.
Will they change the round format because there's too many ties??? Very interesting situation with potential long term consequences.
Can't mouz understand nobody wants them to win?? Lose for the sake of this game greedy fucks
spirit is SO BAD BROLLAN LITERALLY AFK DOESNT EVEN WATCH ANYTHING AND THEYRE LOSING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Our greatest ally is winning
asian cutie spotted
did we all see that?
>>1813936Funny Canadian, see everything these days huh. Guns don't do much in a sub 50% white country
you fucking retards holy shit
Zisters... I don't feel so good...
flick of the jewish wrist
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO ISRAEL
MOUZ THE CHOSEN ONES
Baveux est né a tel aviv,
Mon baveux est né a tel aviv
>SPIRIT THROWS
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Torzsi life gaming against spirit again to shit himself vs Vitality
>have siuhy
>lose to Spirit in Major playoffs 1-2
>kick siuhy
>beat Spirit in playoffs 2-1
They're rigging the whole thing to support Israel and to show their flag as the winners to get support for their war vs iran
HAHAHAHHA RUSSIAN FAGGOTS CRY
WHAT PART OF ISRAEL ARE YOU FROM
no cigar
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The bad guys won but the bad guys also lost.
Good job, Mouz. Well played.
Now you have outlived your usefulness.
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>Russia is bad and they lost
>Israel is good and they won
>Do your duty and support Israel
>>1813781Expected honestly, Spirit just looked horrendous as a team.
>>1814105why
spirit played like total shit they lost 5v4
>Spirit dead
Now we just need Vitality to choke and this major will be kino
>Spirit lost an unironic 4v5
how long until Donk changes teams?
so fucking embarrassing losing 4v5
i just became the biggest vitality fan now
what a map from spinx
aplogize
also donk was 15-3
he has been absolutly dogshit on T side
Can someone PLEASE gift me some channel points?? I have 431 fucking points I can't do shit with this.
DONK WHO AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
God fucking bless Furia and make them 13-0 mouz twice.
not watching the BR game because who gives a fuck
Gj Mouz, major has become 40% less interesting now
>>1814119i strongly dislike mouz
love him or hate him you know that was based
BAAAAAAAAAAAASSSEEEEEEDDDDD TORZI
Based torzGOD fuck them pick 'ems.
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holy shit lots of butthurt belters from eastern Europe like Poland and the Baltics in here!
spirit so bad actually
chopper's a total fraud
>>1814121he should have gotten the memo when they sold kyousuke
not getting kyousuke is such a mistake. spirit can never win anything again.
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Fluked entire fucking shanghai to get faze who had to go though fucking G2 and Vitality.
Glad theyre raped early, shame mouz is the winner
magixx sentenced to 30 years of t3 matchfixing in bookie org
>>1814138>changed to mouz literally last minutesorry i even doubted, mouz chads
>>1814127paiN will beat flukia
LETS GO MOUZ
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>1814140Only ziggers like spirit are you dumb bro
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CRY MORE HAHAHAHAHAHAH OVERRATED SHIT
donk has no fans
they're only zywoo haters.
Russia raped your country and people for decades and all you can do is seethe on 4chan
>skip the whole season for this
???
i had spirit winning the major....
.... at least i have my gold coin
Why does Spirit always send out zont1x for loser interviews?
>>1814147I want to kill that broccoli haired zoomer n word
Donk is the most overrated player and this just proved it.
>spireddit
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>d0nk
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>sh0r0
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAH
israeliGODS run this shit
>>1814162Russia loves to sends out the Luhanskians to do their dirty work
>>1814162hes the only one that knows english
congrats to Zywoo on the earliest HLTV top 1 ever
I guess donk can't do it against a top 3 team
At least we know for sure Spirit is going to change a player.
Reminde their entire plan this season was dodging half the events but the tier2 to bet everything on winning the major.
>zont1x repeatedly saying they got outcalled
it's over for chopper
austrian bros who we cheering to send those kikes home now?
i want sjokz pussy and feet on my mouth NOW
heres your #1 t-side entry guy bro
>>1814174Spinx imagined Spirit were Iranians and it all became easier
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>ACKK!!!
Tranimesisters… our response?
>>1814174spinx is actually so underrated
>>1814160Kek
forgot about this
holy shit save my nigga donk
>>1814175only austrian cs player besides dexter is a turk
>>1814170yfw simple wins every remaining events and gets the #1 hltv award
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i want to facefuck dona
To think Mouz wouldn't even be in Ro4 if Liquid didn't fuck up so many advantageous rounds on Mirage
it's just comical they sold kyousuke. spirit is literally a dead team now.
>AleksiB my gf is looking for a sperm donor
I knew mutts were gigantic cuck but DAMN I didn't expected it to be this serious.
>>1814187Gypsy wisdom trvke
>tranime lost
We won shitposting bros
Next the thirdies lose a team
>>1814190why is arrow so retarded
Now we have to see more Mouz and Navi games... GG
>>1814190she a bit slammy tho right?
>>1814180hopefully Zywoo imagines MOUZ are Auschwitz prisoners
not watching that brazil game, gonna go goon instead
spirit has hype moments and aura
>>1814199You say that like it's a bad thing?
REMINDER
Team spirit is an ANIME team first and foremost before anything else
TRANIME
LOST
>>1814172>He thinks they will kick a player when they already sold kyo to falconLol, magixx and zont1x will stay and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>1814199don't mind as long as the fat ain't on her face
>no magixx life tournament
uhh spirit bros we can still cancel kyousuke's transfer right?
>>1814174Spinx thank you for saving us.
>>1814205Nope, meme and shitposting boards gigamog tranime boards
it's over right?
spirit's entire strategy was for donk to get entries or multi trading on the T side.
get this ugly reptilian balding manlet kike out of the screen and give me the hue vs hue action!
>>1814200zywoo is french what the fuck does it have to do with anything
also there is a jew in their ranks
2 jews>1jew so the one jew has to throw for the greater good
>part of Israel's propaganda, besides trying to cheat in Eurovision, is cheating in CS to get zoomers to hate them less
as a vitality fan, I'm pissed mouz won because spirit are weaker.
>>1814216its not that deep vro
>>1814214OF account when?
>>1814214dona is not for sexuals
>>1814206Zont1xx played really good. Today's lose is on sh1ro and especially magixx
>>18142162 more weeks and you will get drafted and like it huh? That sort of thing?
she just read the "i'm gooning over dona" chat message
who was it
>>1814187my skin melted from this trvke
Okay so if Navi beats Vita tomorrow it's garanteed Faze major victory right?
>>1814218>t. rothschild agent
>>1814217worry about jLegend first frenchie
What would you do if you were donk? I would try to get myself sold to vitality, falcons or mouz. any of those teams would instantly become nr1 with donk.
>>1814226faze wont even get past mongolz
but if navi beats vita it will be mongolz major
>>1814224I blew buckets when she read that
>>1814222sh1ro dying almost every round with the awp without any kills on ct side gave mouz too many t rounds
>>1814215flamez is israeli but not jewish
>>1814223Sign tappers and nick Fuentes was right about everything
Israel wants war
Zoomers hate Israel
CS zoomers especially hate Israel
It's a humiliation ritual to make Israelis win
JUST GOT BACK FROM DINNER NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHAHA
>>1814233yea i wear swastika but im not nazi i swear
>>1814229Falcons to play with monesy and kyousuke
>>1814214when will that whore open an OF account her tits would be more valuable than a dragonlore
>"We need more practice"
>Didn't do bootcamp at all.
>Gets eliminated
>>1814233Show us his prepuce then
>>1814242that hair has to go first
>>1814224is she on ohne's stream
is it ilegal to be isreali if you're not circumsized?
>>1814242Hairline going away further than his rating.
dona is so fucking hot and elegant
>>1814115My wife Fubuki and rapist Aki
>>1814229Globohomo won't let him onto those teams.
>>1814246yep, she's his personal interviewer
>>1814139is that.... a nip?!
wouldn't a pain - MOUZ final be kino?
wow that was pretty good I can't wait to watch the next game--
>br vs br
nevermind
>>1814242banks mogging hard here
>>1814256that's the ugliest 18 year old in the entire world after lamine "mono" yamal
the fact that ohne dona and this olaf nigga cant figure out the logistics of the interviews is fucking crazy
https://x.com/0hnepixel/status/1935839977340035372
>>1814266>these commentswhen did Xitter go worse than prime /pol/
>>1814266it's not humbling donk if donk has higher rating
>tranime lostbased
>>1814267>>1814266>Using X
>>1814269>whole team plays for you>lose
tfw no fischer vs spasski (FaZe vs Spirit) finale
finally an interesting and unpredictable game, this shit was boring and painful to watch
>>1814274a lot of us are even worse
YEKINDAR is winning the major
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Here is your #1 "entry" in the world with an AK every round bro
>>1814249https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel/clip/BoredCrazyPepperoniTinyFace-f-q-q9lrNtV5s0ck
just get electronic it cant be worse than chopper
why 1 hour for the next game fuk u blast
>>1814274this is what happens when you use headphones
which thirdie dogs do we, the white ones firsties of the 'gog, want to lose?
>>1814289dunno what u are saying but I want Furia to win
>>1814266>still claims donk is the best even after his team just lost a 4v5 zywoo is the best no denying it anymore
>>1814292We're doing the opposite of this Joao
Whichever was shouting we want out
i will legitimately never understand people who say mouz play boring cs. convinced it's people who just stare at hltv stats pages and reddit highlights instead of watching the actual games
>>1814296pure anti semetism im afraid
>>1814296I like how they play, but they're jewish.
>>1814296i like how agressive they are playing ct
but i won't endorse a team full of israelies
>>1814296The only boring CS would be Jame's strats.
They consider Mouz boring because they don't have personalities like Apex/S1mple/Karrigan, don't have amazing players like Donk, and also aren't a national team so don't have the charm of Mongolz/Furia.
>why aren't people fans of this reddit globohomo leftist pozzed Zionist team??
>>1814300>and also aren't a national team so don't have the charm of Furia.
>>1814300>Furia>Charmhue hue hue hue
>>1814305Oh right, they went international. Okay Furia lacks charm.
>>1813841remember when chopper dinked a guy on anubis for 99 damage and backed off to give donk the last kill for ace on an eco round
PING ARENA ANON
YOU STILL THERE?
>>1813841It takes A LOT to get rid of dick riding. For the mainstream players that don't know shit, it'll take a coldzera-like dropoff masterclass for people to stop sucking donk's little femboy penis.
how's siuhy feeling right now?
Is Hiko still a Valorant player? Or did he age out of that as well.
i don't think dona is wearing appropiate attire for a reporter/interviewer
Would you believe it if someone told you a few weeks ago FalleN would be in a Major playoffs?
>>1814334i agree she should take her clothes off
>>1814334yeah what's with that bra? retarded
donk needs to drop the "idk, idc" *shrugs* act
i don't think anyone above the age of 14 finds that cool
>>1814334nah, she just needs to raise her arms more
is donk really crying right now?
>>1814344he should be making demands from the spirit team
>>1814341he just don't know or care man
>>1814341he's russian its in their dna to think that sort of thing is cool
>>1814351He's also a weeb so he's trying to act all distant like his favourite anime protagonists
>>1814341he's zxc dead inside bro you wouldn't get it
>>1814341he probably thinks he's the embodiment of kirito or whatever generic anime mc zoomers watch today
>>1814353okay, maybe he just don't know
meanwhile suns1de was queuing a lot of games with CEMEN_BAKIN during the Major
>>1814344where is donk crying
i want to see the rat weep
>>1814357the female protag more likely
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What the fuck happened here? This is one of the best map for awpers.
is anyone from /magog/ hooking up in ausitn?
>>1814364nah that's magixx
>>1814365sh0r0's pillow wasn't adjusted right
>>1814368me nigga
now bend over
Latvian GOAT activated it's over for paiN
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>>1814361here
>>1814360give me a qrd on that bvll
>>1814365>look at the statsNow I understand why donk wants to kill himself
If this match were taking place in Brazil, who would the crowd be cheering for?
americans, your women shave their balls? really?
why did he get off bomb lol
>bad fallen picture
furia already won
>>1814359is that snow lmao
lmao the glasses on fallen's portrait
>>1814397blast showing their bias
it's rigged for furia
>>1814402it's crazy a blind person is this good at cs
time to go to sleep, have fun anons. let's go furia make my pickems right
>>1814406he's like daredevil, but only on the cs server
It's kind of crazy how much better old man Fallen became after becoming a rifler
This Furia look the best they've been in maybe forever and they don't even have the crowd cheating for them this time
not hearing snow doesn't feel right
>>1814414he should scream louder idk
poor kid wanted the crowd to get hyped cmon cheer for him
>>1814402>>1814406>>1814409>people itt don't know about bad fallen
i missed the entire day, did they reveal the trophy?
>>1814419I haven't watched competitive cs in 8 years just dropping in because someone linked this in the nba finals thread
they should have done this match before spirit/mouz. no one gives a fuck about this match
>>1814424ok goodnight anon!
>>1814421the trophy isn't ready yet
>>1814424no thanks, it was nice of them to put the relevant match first so us euros can sleep
>>1814421yea they already put vitality's logo on it lol
steel is right, pro players are worse than 6 years ago
molody got that cheatin hoe
Oh wow donk+4 lost against a tier-1 team. Who could've seen that coming.
mouz was also down 8-4 on this map before they cleaned up spirit. are we going to see the underdog win again
i use the same crosshair as nqz but pink instead of blueish turquoise
that color blends with the background on some maps not the best idea imo
holy shit that fallen shot
pain is dogshit how did they make it to playoffs
>LET'S GO BRAZIL
LET'S GO BRAZIL
>LET'S GO BRAZIL
LET'S GO BRAZIL
>>1814457By virtue of electonic's fake comeback.
>>1814457intimidation tactics
snow is shook, kid aint ready
I dont want to count out pain yet because mouz also lost on their pick but damn they are getting smoked
>>1814468every Brazilian gets a -50% debuff playing against the godfather of BR CS
>>1814469Nah, they're just mogging them. Furia are actually playing like a team and pain aren't as good as mouz anyway. Pain aren't supposed to be here, hence why it feels so anticlimactic.
>>1814469mouz lost against spirit in OT
pain (the team not what they are feeling) is losing by a larger margin
That wasn't even competitive
cheating turd worlders. game is a joke
So what. Please don't tell me it's another one of those vitality events.
Has Pain actually played on stage before? Some of the players looked frozen.
>>1814475it's faze's major
>>1814471First time on stage, shut the fuck up you would be shitting yourself.
>>1814475faze silver >>>> vitality gold
trust the plan
>-chopper
>-magixx
>-chopper and magixx
>-no one
what do you got gog
i think their actual problem is hally is the brains and chopper is just his ingame voice
trying to watch the mouz game but scrawny is the caster....
>>1814484kick zont1x get zweih
Guys but what if The Mongolz finally unlock their Genghis Khan mode on stage against FaZe and win?
>>1814484+monesy
+kyousuke
+jame
>>1814487that wasn't an option because its not happening
>>1814484Chopper is a mediocre IGL and a mediocre rifler. You need an IGL to be above average to excellent in one or the other, or both, to be top 3, maybe even top 4 now. I don't know any CIS player who's a good IGL replacement though.
>>1814490>jameNever coming back to t1, he's coasting on blatantly fixing t3 matches
>>1814488Explain to me again why fazefags so sure about their win? Last time I checked Mongolz is in a way better phase.
Any other players left that pugged NA a lot trying to farm elo?
>>1814484either those 2 get cut or donk leaves, spirit dies and donk joins another team. replace brollan with donk and mouz would be unstoppable
>>1814484>-chopperSure but I've no idea what IGL I'd replace him with
>-magixxThis is probably the obvious one. There are plenty of players that could potentially fulfill the role and provide more firepower
>-zontixProbably the same as magixx
>hallyNot sure how big of a deal coaches are anyway. I think it's more to do to with the mental of your team.
Also, sh1ro fucked this up HARD. Like I don't know how you could fumble dust2 this fucking bad. Torzsi did too but that's Torzsi, he ain't a $1.5m asset.
so much prime bunda in this major
>>1814495was last time you checked before they played each other in the 3rd stage? or perhaps before the mongolz have lost every stage game except against even bigger stage choking turks
>>1814495if one says that they are sure that faze will win they are not a true faze fan
Any hot chicks this event? Show me.
>um akshually we don't need bootcamp, we barely stand each other from being together all the time during tournaments
kek deadinside kiddos btfo
>>1814506vitality is a NATO team, ziggoids not allowed
anyone captured a pic of anon yet? he's in the 2nd row
Donk to G2.
Spirit to irrelevancy. Or they comb through the fifteen academy teams they have and find another prodigy rifler and maybe a good IGl.
>>1814506globohomo wont allow that
>>1814506role clash with apex (designated eco fragger)
honestly ohne mid match irl streams are better than the games themselves
what if the showmatch was ibp vs clg on season
ska is costreaming from the arena btw
>>1814520then go watch his vlogs faggot
hahaha bro that pistol was pure luck from pain
>>1814521ohne already leaked that hes going to be in it with dona
i can already feel the br retardation from round 1
we going to 3rd map boys
>>1814484-sh1ro
Spirit's supporting cast is fine. Their problem is that their secondary """superstar""" is the biggest fraud in CS history. He turns the game into a 4v5 for the enemy team, holding one angle that will never get peeked while the rest of his team executes into a difficult bombsite take. Replace him with any somewhat aggressive awper and the team will improve tenfold.
>>1814528the two biggest slav awp prospects this season got snapped up tho and their academy awp is not that guy
>>1814525its a very common setup and easy to hit the planter on the safe plant spot
Miss the anon who would post reactions from the CIS region whenever VP/Spirit lost. I want to know who they think is to blame.
>>1814520i just stare at dona's titties until the match starts
that way intermissions go by fast as fuck
>>1814531chopper/shiro/hally
In that order.
>>1814532>i just stare at dona's tittiesAny clips?
>>1814542Holay mamacita (respectfully)
>>1814543This map is T sided.
>Furia wins Pain pick
>Pain wins Furia pick
scripted wwe ahh major
mickey mouse finals coming
>>1814515donk to vitality is globohomo
>>1814554globohomo hates russians
>>1814554donk to Mouz is globohomo
donk to Vitality is just homo
Boomer FalleN tells the little shit snow to sit down
>>1814557mouz is goonerhomo
>biguzera
>coldzera
What's up with this zera thing?
>>1814559>goonerhomoMy kinda org. Where do I sign?
this nigga yekindar is going blind in a year or two having the monitor that close
The fuck was KSCERATO doing
>>1814565had to have been bad comms
Furia are ass at sussing out retakes
>>1814565I bet my inventory he had bad info
>>1814570>had to flex the watchwhat a materialist piece of shit
>furia throws to make it more interesting because the hosts said they had to
what are the chances that this is actually happening
>mouz wins on spirits pick
>spirit wins on mouz pick
>furia wins on pains pick
>pain wins on furias pick
>>1814573imagine being the security guard saving these videos
>>1814576this always happens an has always happened
its nothing new
>>1814576map picks are a meme and always have been
the only actual relevant map pick was vertigo and vertigo merchants who all coincidentally disappeared from t1 ever since
>>1814576A team's favorite map means that there's a ton of tape to anti-strat on.
>>1814576Anubis is a t-sided map. How many times....
>>1814576WELCOME TO MR12 AND SUBTICK BABE
>>1814573wtf is this cringe shit
no wonder she is depressed, imagine making these videos and you're almost 40
ironically pain got away with a second ban early in the veto since they got to go first and they share the permaban, i don't know if it's a coinflip or how they choose it but it could have been rougher if furia got to ban first
>want both teams to lose
boring
>>1814573I can save this hag.
>>1814589anon, be more tolerant of women's fickle nature
>>1814589she is depressed?
Nyooo... the kid is crumbling under the pressure...
>molodoy
>already washed
its ogre
>>1814599i have a cope
he hasn't played an anubis official this major
i dont watch brazilian teams
>>1814573this hag can save me
>>1814598>she is depressed?i thought someone posted something about that here recently, that she made a post about it on social media, idk
who the fuck isnt depressed these days lmao
>>1814589god forbid hags have hobbies
next thing you'll tell me is that she shouldn't wear a schoolgirl uniform just because she's 40
>>1814610>wear a schoolgirl uniform just because she's 40
Glad they stuck this whatever game at the end of day one.
>>1814607>>1814598>>1814610>>1814615she posted about being a 38 yo slut with no kids or something
every 40+ women without kids is a neurotic control freak, working with them is absolute hell
>>1814617she's a one and done
do they all have that horrible accent?
i want to lick her armpits
Reminder that cs2g has only one true queen.
i am not staying up for game 3
>>1814622>>1814623No other e-sports discipline has hags as good as these.
>mouz wins
>pain wins
>navi wins
>mongolz wins
its underdog year
>>1814622>>1814623Is CS the place they send the hags to die? Where are the young zoomer girls working at?
Who's staying up for game 3?
>>1814617the fate of a gamer girl :(
>>1814633you should, it will be easier to watch faze tomorrow
kek they sound like indians on the mic
>>1814617As I said before, I can save her.
How come no one married Sjockz?
>>1814659she has rejected 100s of potential suitors, sometimes with a single microsecond glance at one single part of his body
>>1814659if an above average white woman ends up alone it is always 100% her own fault, she probably refused any guy who wasn't a 10/10 gigachad
Does anyone actually have the sjokz post?
would be pretty funny ngl
Feels good to see flashes of old YEKINDAR. He was limp on Liquid near the end of his time and lost all his confidence.
FalleN-sama... how? how did you do it?
>>1814675if you watched liquid under cadian and twistzz you would've seen him peek and die repeatedly
now he peeks and kills them
nothing to do with IGLs (reminder cadian was done dirty)
>literal aimbotz bot counter-strafing with peek walls on
>lose
lol
lmao even
>>1814680Cadian brings bad vibes.
ok fuck this im going to bed
faze better not throw tomorrow
>>1814686your vibes are 2x worse, Russel
>>1814689go join another cult wilton
is sjkoz the sheever of valve esports
Man, there's only like 20% of the audience left.
just gooned one out to sjockz fuuuuck
YEKI's been getting double kills on so many pistol rounds
>>1814694how'd she get that bruise on her leg?
>>1814694Those legs and ass...
>>1814694i´d fuck her
>>1814701you cant unwash yekindar without an equal exchange
KSCERATO doing nothing and YEKI stalled out it's gg
can f*llen finally retire after this
>>1814698some girls just bruise really easily
Thank you for ruining the Professor's third major KSCERATO you absolute shitter.
No way we are getting this dogshit pain team in semis
snow delivered and nqz is cracked
UNDERDOG MAJORS. Navi & Mongolz win tomorrow as well.
just saw that spirit lost, oh man that sucks
>>1814675He lost Furia this match btw
>worse thirdie team that will get more btfo'd
yes yes yes
>>1814714brazilians always upset good teams and then bow out before the grand finals
it just so happened two gatekeeping hueshitter teams faced off now
>>1814723>brazilians always toggle but know not to do it in the later stagesftfy
>less than 24 hours until the GOAT Of All Time s1mple DEMOLISHES the mongolz
getting giddy
>>1814728what will you do if the opposite happens
>>1814730nothing in particular. why?
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Are we getting Inferno decider kino?
why are there fucking hues in dallas
MOLODOY WAKE THAT KSCERATO SHITTER UP
NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT NT OT
what a fucking throw by pain
This is just the first day of playoffs jesus christ
crazy CS being played. truly the best esport holy moly
yekindar back to braindead mode in the t half
YEKINDAR turned off his monitor on T side
yekindar 11 rounds without kill lol
GET THE FUCKING ENTRIES YEKINDAR
>>1814760>>1814757>>1814761assblasted thirdies detected
Yekindar went from 6:1 in opening duels to 6:10 lmao
>>1814765I'm supporting furia you retard
>snow peeks and dies
>teammates pick up the pieces
>starts screaming and jumping around like a monkey
>>1814768>mad about the only european in the gameyeah, it's a thirdie
13 rounds without a kill LOL!
>>1814772Latvia is first world?
>>181477211 of those he died first btw
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damn
the shouting retard learns his place
eat shit street dogs
GOATUZERA PREVAILS, UNDISPUTED #1 BR IGL OF ALL TIME
FRAUDKINDAR, FRAUDCSCERATO, FRAUDLLEN, MALADY, ALL IN THE MUD WHEN SOME REAL STRONGMIND PIPE HITTIN SOUF AMERICAN FAVIGGAS COME THROUGH
THE FRAUDS OF FURIA GOING HOME IN SHAME AND DISHONOR
>>1806407>>1808005told u lil NIKKA
Make it to OT only to get blown out lol. Gj KSCERATO and YEKINDAR.
>monkey team red beats monkey team blue
wow, i dont care
>>1814789Based grudgeposter
Reminder that I have been saying PAIN could win this entire week.
replace those two frauds with Brazilians.
>all the brazilians are pardo
oh no no no racist hues
Yekindar might be in need of a new job after this. over 11 rounds without a kill is a immeasurable throw
>brazilians were all shilling fallen because he looks whiter than the others
>he's out now
kek
>>1814795hmm, no I don't think so
my team's still in after all :^)
Furia had to play that entire T side after the pistol 4v5 because Yekindar would get the opening death 20 seconds in basically every round lmao
>>1814806you are going to be raped alive by superior europeans :)
spredditsisters...what happened
...how could this happen to us...mouz were supposed to choke against us...
>pick anubis
>w-w-we needed to start t side, just bad luck
what level of cope is this?
>>1814812>ziggers verses judeo-yuro mixi think mouz are reddits guys somehow
I haven't watched competitive cs since 2017, is Brazil unironically back?
>>1814810but my team is superior europeans (and one even more superior american)?
>>1814821>underdog BR team no one cares about beats a bunch of better teams in groups/semis only to bomb out laterno, this is completely on brand for them
>>1814821pain beat:
>nemiga>furia>lynn vision>nemiga>3dmax>vp>furiaso no. even the brcopers thought it was gonna be furia
valve lets hues toggle in the early parts of a tournament to shill up a viewerbase of thirdies but they dont let them use it in the later stages anymore
>>1814819nah that's cap, reddit is reeling over team spreddit's loss
kys yekindar and magixx you faggots ruined my major coin
>>1814832what kind of crack were you smoking to still be eligible for a diamond
LMAO how the fuck did furia lose. Oh my god.
>>1814831>russians aka antiglobohomo our guys>reddit
>>1814843one side has magixx, the other side has xertion. pretty gay across the board
>>1814843>vodkaflavoured globohomo is totally ourguise!!1No.
>navi vs. faze finals incoming
I was not ready for this
https://xcancel.com/jaredhabib/status/1935860050007826902
Their faces are great. Imagine losing and then you gotta see this guy asking you to sign shit and take pictures
My goat sh1ro knows he can cruise for the rest of his career, just has to last longer than the war
>>1814855>>1814856What causes eyes like these?
>>1814856>cruiseif this is cruising, what would falling look like
this impactless baiter ugly faggot twinkdeathedtwink manlet fraud needs to KILL himself
>>1814862you will seethe. there is no one they can get to replace him not even academy players
it was the easiest major of his life and he choked ahaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaa
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1.5mil my fucking ass
>>1814871>posted it again award
>>1814836molodoy felt the pressure in map 2 and disappeared
KWABCERATO masterclass in map 3
Yekindar went from OG Yeki in map 3 CT side to Liquidar on T side
shame the mouz vs donk game happened while 99% of eu was asleep
might've been cool otherwise
https://youtu.be/Mu0TbyvwYeI?t=741
>The Villains appear
>The Heroes arrive right after
Holy fuck the crowd, FaZe needs to win this shit so bad the arena will explode. Also funny apEX side eyeing Spinx later.
>>1814865>you will seethewow, incredibly astute. is this sherlock holmes, resurrected from fictional death and posting with me on 4channel dot org?
my voice holds minimal weight here, I'm a guy hanging out in bed in my underwear, but he's going home. he's a competitor who CRIED on at least THREE occasions because he cared so much about winning, two of them at majors, and he fucked his team out of a genuinely decent chance at back to back rings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cS2VptsRoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2obUajsq9Yw
https://x.com/Cloud9_WIN/status/1646893838534070282
maybe he doesn't care anymore, maybe he's fine being a 0.9 backpack for his team to carry these days when the going gets tough. I don't have to like it. I don't have to find a fiscally sensible replacement for him. I just want him to nut the fuck up
>>1814895zywoo is such a disgusting fat piece of shit
nasty fuck jiggles when he walks. needs to be put in that /fit/ prison made of metal posts spaced so only thin people can walk out
>>1814895Assuming Faze makes it to finals, if it's Vitality Faze 100% lose, completely outgunned player-for-player even if s1mple performs at Zywoo's level, probably unironically outcalled as well + way weaker minds outside of rain
If it's Mouz they have a 50/50 shot
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Damn what a day it's been. As enjoyable as the experience was, I missed shitposting with /cs2g/bros. In other news, I saw everyone IRL and it was weird. I also now have never before seen footage of Freya fanning herself with a book offscreen because it's sweltering hot, might or might not share.
For the first time, all the good guys won. It felt weird cheering for Mouz when everyone around me was cheering for sp0r0t. Also glad Pain won - either way both series were absolutely amazing. Don't know how other anons have already shared pictures, I'd be embarassed to open 4channel in public.
>>1814908True, they are likely to lose but I'll never stop believing.
>>1814908>probably unironically outcalled as wellthe worst thing about post-french vitality is conning people into believing apex is anything more than alex 2.0 with a better team
>>1814915swap your theme to tomorrow and turn your brightness way down
>>1814919what theme and brightness are you talking about?
>>1814908if both vitality and faze are playing at the same level then faze wins through endurance
>>1814915freyapost NOW pls
>>1814920how long'd you spend editing that post to completely forget the last sentence
>>1814927oh yeah okay thanks
>>1814926maybe she looked angry af this heat legit got to her
I can't imagine caring about this michael theodore mouse major after spirit and furia got knocked out
yet another fluke major to piss on the legacy of counter-strike the game I once loved
it's funny how most tournaments had the right teams winning but when it's the major it always shits the bed in hype
>>1814933I know you're baiting for the "bro thinks he's on the team" pic and I'm not gonna give it to you
>>1814934i'm not baiting it's just fucking demoralizing watching all the good teams at the major shit the bed and make the finals totally unwatchable
you can say you hated the closed circuit franchising that blast and esl did but at least it guaranteed that the finals had deserving teams there and now I won't even watch the finals
DON'T CARE FUCK OFF NIGGA HAHAHAHAHA
>>1814935how did esl or blast prevent teams from choking in playoffs or groups? I remember plenty of teams choking down to blast showdowns or petering out in an epl semiquartereighthfinal
>now I won't even watch the finalsif it's s1mplefaze you will be the one cs fan on earth not watching
>deservingok you did actually get me, I'm not gonna lie and delete all this and pretend I didn't get got
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>>1814941if faze beat mongolz (with how bullshit it is that furia and spirit are already gone just my luck it won't happen) maybe i'll watch but i fucking doubt it
this is becoming paris 2023 part 2 and you know it, yet another vitality sleepwalks to the major
and deserving is right because someone like pain shouldn't be in te fucking finals with wins like this padding it out just pure luck
kek this nigga still seething
keep coping lilbro paris was #1 most authentic major and austin is #2 most authentic major
If they win the Austin major, let me post this prematurely so I can take credit for it.
MouzchudCHADS ww@? All this hate only makes me feel better.
>>1814933seething bostilero
>>1811076 Bros it's becoming a reality why did I have to tap into it? No no no no no please noooooooooo...
>>1814933If you think current Spirit is a better team than Mouz and by some logic deserved to win today you don't know anything about CS, they were worse on all 3 maps they played today.
Spirit should be happy they even won fucking Astana over Astralis after being gifted clutches on nuke and force buys on train.
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Mouz has 4 super solid players who perform up to par right now, with these kinda numbers vs spirit mouz may win the major
Brollan doesnt call like chopper.
Solid mentals after the 2 bo1 losses, endless comebacks from certain defeats.
>>1814944>this is becoming paris 2023 part 2half the playoff teams at paris were outside the top 20. the average ranking of a team was 180% of an austin one
you need to get over this shit. furia weren't winning vs mongolz or faze so it's a moot point, you're mad about 1 game where the favorite by ranking won
it's what spirit deserves for not integrating kyousuke at the start of the year. they won a major off a magixx miracle, they stagnated and fielded donk and half a competent player per map this time, and they lost 2-1 to the #2 team itw after barely eking out one highly entertaining map. no partner team shit was saving that
Mouz winning the major would be the best outcome objectively.
1. Seething f0ze fans
2. Seething s0mple fans
3. Seething zywh0 fans
4. Seething Mouz haters
5. Seething "it's a mickey mouse major" chuds
banks was even more uncanny in person than he is in pictures
banks has kept it together well enough to only kill 1 person so far
give him a break
holy shit he's even itt trying to throw us off the scent
fbi need to arrest this man before he leaves the country. trump can do whatever extrajudicial shit, the cs scene is not safe
>>1814933mouz have been better than spirit for a while now lilbro
>>1814961>it's a mickey mouse majorThat doesn't make sense when MOUZ' bracket would have been Spirit, Vitality and FaZe
>mickey mouse major
>mickey mouse nba championship
what a terrible season for sport
donk is shaping up to be the next niko
>>1814990>already won a major?
>>1814992That one doesn't count.
>>1814990But donk already has a major?
>>1814993You're right. It should count as 5 since none of his teammates deserve theirs.
spirit might be the most overrated team in cs going by how so many seem to think they were favourites over mouz.
>>1814998mouz played very good and only the igl was slacking a bit for one half
nero is saying magixx and chopper needs to go
>>1814994he has a perfect world major not a cs major
>>1815006magixx and chopper has been spirit for 6 years
that's over 4 years of no achievements before getting saved by donk
Just woke up and saw the results.
I adress to all the posts that were claiming "Furia will win the major" a very pleasant "LMAO".
imagine how much more hype it would've been if it was Falcons instead of mouz... fuck you teses and fuck you monesy
>>1815046Coulda shoulda woulda won against mibr then
>>1815006i've been saying it as well
where is my medal for being a good analyst
>techgirl is somewhere out there right now and I'm not rubbing her feet
devastated desu
>>1815059sadly she's a nigger lover, crazy to think you could live in SA and not be racist
she does have some delicious thighs, i'd lick her feet and massage her legs
we are cheering for navi and the mongolz tonight
>>1815073I know this is 4chan but you actually aren't required to be a contrarian here.
>>1815074we're cheering for navi tho
>>1815075That I'm on board with because it would be insanely funny. However /cs2g/ is staunchly pro FaZe.
You need to understand that bombing out in the major playoffs was all part of donk's plan. He will now bench himself and Falcons will swoop in and buy him out for the low price of 10 million dollars.
s1mple was a magog favourite, faze is literally our guys now, he is going to shit down redditwoo's throat in the grand final btw
i like mouz now
i was told by a long list of faggots some bullshit about them having no aura or being jewish or something
instead i saw a team play good and entertaining cs
>>1815073yes, we losers need the underdogs to win so we feel better about ourselves
why did furia lose? i only saw them dominating like 8-0 first map then went to sleep.
>>1815106pain have better utilities and yekindar became yekindar again.
>>1815090>calling zywoo reddit while unironically cheering for reddit clan
>>1815108karrigan transcends whether something is reddit or not, he's simply too based
>>1815102>DA HECKING JOOSpoltards will cheer for teams they don't even like because they're so buck-broken by israelis doing well in cs right now
>1815130
such an obvious samefag. bro no one wanted to reply to you. just fuck off.
i have a crazy feeling that mongolz will overcome their stage fright this time
t. one of the people always clowning on them for choking
>>1815132faze will blindfold them with dental floss
>>1815132I have this normal feeling that MongolZ will choke again.
>>1815132>weewoos your path
Just watched the br vs br match, it was shit outside of nuke, only good thing is that there definitely won't be a br team in the finals now, easy for faze or mongolz. As long as mouz, navi or vitality don't win this could still be a good major.
>>1815132I don't even care anymore they should seed major playoffs on what would be best to watch.
now we have pain of all teams in the semis.
>>1815148Pain now getting farther than either Mongolz/Faze is a travesty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjYROy41T8A
jLbros were so ready for tonight
>>1815155Pain was my 0-3 in stage 2.
>>1815158jLegend will put zypoo in his place
>>1815158r8 is underrated
but it's still probably not 'worth it' to learn using it
>>1815167i remember coming home from school when r8 just released and everyone was using it in dm since it was so broken..good times when valve cared about cs
>>1815168yeah it was a oneshot kill for like a couple of days and the delay was also slightly lower.
i think it didn't oneshot at very long range like dust long but it definitely oneshot at medium ranges and that alone made it just completely broken.
>>1815170okay looking at changes, the delay was increased but it was buffed later so it's actually slightly lower now than how it was on release
-chopper
+boombl4
-magixx
+zweih
people who say zontix should be removed are retarded btw
>>1815170I played the game for 1 hour then dropped it until they nerfed it, wish it wasn't so unbalanced feel like the devs got scared of adding new weapons
>>1815174they should just swap 1eer, zweih with chopper and magixx
it would be fun to see how both teams would do
>>1815174TS will never change their members, they're the only ones that can handle donk
>>1815178oh yeah, 1eer is a good option actually
would give them some much needed personality too
>>1815147Shit take, davidayeus was goat on the anubis game, snow got possessed by Stewie2k inferno anchor ghost and nqz pretty much snuffed molodoy both games, it was kino.
>>1815132if they do it's confirmation it's a fucking mickey-mouse major
tried playing cs
my pea brain cannot fathom that the bullet does not go where my crosshair is
it makes me frustrated even though i know it's been a thing before i was even born lmao
>T-minus 4 hours for Vitality disasterclass
>>1815202console fps ruined a whole generation of zoomers
>>1815202well you can do the follow crosshair option and it will shoot on the crosshair
>>1815202i dont get it
where else does the bullet go if not the crosshair
>>1815207The thing these kids dont get is console fps has soft aimhacks as part of the gameplay, so this retard spent his entire childhood having a machine does micro adjustments for him, so the very idea of adjusting for recoil is foreign to him. Legit broke brain zoomoid.
faze is going to lose to pain and we'll get a br team in finals and then vitality wins easily
>>1815203Aleksib's 400 IQ Finn brain will humble Vitality
They should just replace pain with falcons 2bh
>>1815210>vitalityThis is upset major, since anything that touches NA faceit is enshittified.
Vitality loses to Navi and Navi loses to Mouz, FaZe loses to mongolz just for the latter to get beaten by PaiN (somehow)
Finals is Mouz vs PaiN, Nostradamus predicted it in 1545
imagine caring about a fraud major
imagine calling it a fraud major after losing a 5vs3 to a bunch of randos
>>1815216Because of the nature of CS gameplay, the game is prone to upsets. If that really gets your bum so hurt you proclaim it doesn't count every time your team loses, maybe you should go watch another videogame, faggot.
>>1815158>jLbroshate this cunt
>>1815220i've been here since 1.5, kill yourself
i would like to thank blast for giving those outside NA time zones an extra hour of sleep today
i can assure you jl is not your typical lithuanian
however im not even sure if that is a good thing or not
also
>unironically putting effort and energy into hating someone
bros i watched yesterday's match late last night and now i'm totally bummed that spirit lost
they just threw it over and over, shoulda won nuke easily several times. not outplayed just bad fumbles and absurd luck.
>>1815224wait, so you are the schizo that is posting every major about fraud major
>>1815230nah. sh1ro was off the entire game and chopper and magixx were bad as usual.
it's actually good they failed early because now they might actually consider replacing the bad players.
>>1815230spirit were barely in it
if not for zontix chopper magixx clutches they would have been 2-0ed
>>1815234well it never wouldve went to overtime in the first place if magixx wasnt so bad
>>1815230when donk shiftwalked through that outside smoke, shot 3 bullets with no hs and just got raped by torszi i knew it was over
really wanted spirit to win the major. welp i guess i want navi or mongolz
>>1815224You could have been there since alpha, you still a an autistic faggot robot that approaches the game like its a math equation, sperg.
Faze vs. Navi final would be a hilarious end result
God please make this happen
I want a shit team to win like pain ngl
seeing that kid scream would be so good
Faze or mongolz winning it all are the only decent outcomes that are left, vitality and mouz must lose, navi don't deserve another fluke major and no one cares about brs
>>1815248i dont see botality losing a single map sadly
>>1815244isn't s1mple still on navi's payroll?
peak conflict of interest there.
>>1815209nonsense, it's counter strike that has retarded mechanics, the ball always goes where the crosshair is irl, except when the target is very very far which isn't the case in counter strike. it's fake difficulty but it's also why this game is great.
>1815131
polcel, no one likes your autistic screeching but many of us genuinely like mouz
>>1815213mickey mouz major
how hard are thorin and the other faggot casters praying that vitality gets eliminated?
Spiritbros..just came back from work, went to sleep last night before nuke started processing the loss in the morning was tough...
What the fr*cking h*ck happened??? And how do we cope?
>>1815280there is no cope, donk didn't even play that good either he was just holding W like a retard dying
does a bo3 really take that long ffs
>>1815285That sh1ro noscope through smoke scout headshot on dust is more impressive that this mouz shit team will ever be
>>1815287>luck is impressiveabsolute state of you.
>>1815288>He thinks it's luckHoly idiot
>>1815289yes he knows the angle, that's still luck
>>1815286when they're scripted 3 mappers with OTs yea
>>1815286>does a bo3 really take that long ffspredicted long overtime for entertainment purposes
the matches are pre recorded
>>1815287torzsi is more exciting to watch than sh1ro.
>>1815291Well luck IS actually impressive, and much more impressive than some soulless eu/judea mix of completely unseasoned tards coucj=hed by a guy who looks like a downie
>>1815294not a fan of that fat faggot but the way he talks and motivates his teammates is endearing ngl
I should try to apply this instead of telling my mates they are retarded bots
I doubt motivating works but even if it's 0.01% effective, that's better than telling them they are retarded bastards
>>1815293>>1815292i wonder if there really are schizos that believe everything is pre recorded and everyone is an actor
they're also millionaires for being video game actors
>>1815280everybody fumbled their own situations and that adds up
i wouldn't say they got outplayed, they just made bad mistakes
poor fights, missed shots, bad util.
>>1815300This. But I also think that that zont1x clutch has elevated him
>le offense is more fun to watch than defense
>>1815296i was hardstuck plat/emerald in league because i was toxic, the instant i realized how retarded it was i climbed to 300 lp masters
being toxic is really fucking dumb all you're doing is tilting your teammates for zero, just insult them in your head or talking to yourself
>>1815302zontix has the potential to be a fantastic player. when he's on the dude is insane, he just needs to be more consistent, he's only 18 and people act like he's 35 and his career is finished
>>1815304do you also insta mute the toxic dudes?
I have the 'mute enemy team" option on atm too
>>1815305he's 19 and he's already 20 in exactly one month
>>1815309Found the blackpiller!
>>1815309okay so he's 3-6 years away from his prime
>>1815286nah, vitality will 13-3 2 times and it'll be over in 2 hours with the breaks
>>1815306no, i just stopped typing unless it was for info/giving advice and not in a sarcastic way
>>1815297WAKE UP SHEEPIE
All the games are rigged and scripted, you are basically watching the WWE of CS when you watch a major.
Just look at the color of BlastTV, it's yellow just like Vitality!
kyousuke hasnt played in over a week...
>>1815315oh you meant muting toxic teammates, then yes lol they bring nothing but negativity
in low ranks in any game you can win even if theres a 1% chance
>>1815318>Got the bag and insta dippedKinda based if you ask me
>>1815318literally who?
another slavoid subhuman wetfart like that ugly ass donk kid?
I see
-Chopper
+Cadian
It would not be better, but it might be funnier.
pyroath just kinda bypasses the entire boss mechanic(s) and just lets loose and eviscerates everything huh? it's actually kinda hard to do "cool" fights with her
what the hell is her problem?
>>1815325Get the fuck outta here d00d
>>1815325??
What the fuck are you talking about, you flying faggot?
>>1815325this is some kind of tranime coomer game isn't it
>>1815325holy shit what an embarrassment KEK
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>don't play for like 2 weeks
>absolute dogass aim
Fucking FUCK
why am I always like this?
>>1815323boomich would be the choice
>>1815325>it's some chinese gook gacha
>trannime gacha
If you're going to gamble, might as well gamble in the casino
What the fuck is wrong with these zoomers
>missed it
what was it about
>this is the new age of players
how over is it??
>>1815338>uses 4ch without extensionsNGMI
>>1815331im 22k and have 50 leetify aim
i constantly come up against 15-20ks with 80, sure plenty are cheating but i dont think all of them are
i can drop 70-80 kills in DM too, so IDK
>>1815342>im 22kqrd on how to get 22k?
t. 18300 atm
Was season 1 inflated or something? I was 18k only playing once or twice a week and this season im stuck at 9-10k while tryharding much more
>>1815344dont play past 10pm or on weekends/public holidays, learn the 2-3 key smokes on T side per map, pick good spots, either entry, lurk or trade, don't bait
do you have leetify? it really helps you learn what you are lacking
>>1815349opposite, plenty of 30ks now, the reality is that there's simply more cheaters
>>1815356today all shall kneel before GODpex as he gets a career breaking 2.98 rating against navi
i fucking hate these random chinese players who have better map awareness and aim than pro players
faze victory lap theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08C987fQEKU
>>1815361australian MM is ruined by chink cheaters
Today, I am feeling French
HOLY FUCK KYOUSUKE TRANSFER CANCELLED
-chopper
zontix to igl
gonna be a long night, auschads
but we get to see faze destroy mongolz
>>1815375dc what anyone says, I find zontix to be the lowest quality of a counter strike professional. This kid has pimples on his face and he thinks he can talk smack about players who've played the game for longer than he's been alive.
I don't understand what he thinks of himself, he's a mid quality rifler at best who would not even be known except for being in donks shadow.
Here, he throws chopper under the bus. Fair, chopper had horrible calls on t side nuke but even then, it's not his place and he definitely doesn't have the prestige/pedigree/quality to be running his mouth off like that. Just give a standard losers interview and move on. Don't act like you are the second coming of Christ and were let down by the sins of mankind.
botafogo beat psg, pain will beat vitality
2x major winner and MVP jL
>>1815383blast doesn't do 3rd place decider games, only pgl
>>1815391BASED
fuck third place trash
>trying to be better
>topfrag once
>fucking drops me in a game full of infinitely better players
This ain't it
>>1815392I'd rather they have a third place match over the half assed joke map and endless talking head filler they do
>>1815402you're not gonna get better if you keep fighting the same level you retard
what is objectively the best map in the game?
>>1815382he knows he's shit it's just a cope mechanism
watch his positioning on round 7 and especially round 10 of nuke lol
https://www.twitch.tv/tarik
the games started earlier
>>1814573kinda sad. look at those eyes
God I cant wait for Faze to get 0-3'd
>>1815428and then go on a 13 round run?
>>1815407D2
Anyone who says otherwse is a lying faggot
>>1815407cache since it was the only map i learned besides d2
>>1814917lol people are still pretending apex is a bad igl in 2025
not sure if bait, hater delusion or genuine retardation
>>1815431you couldn't figure out mirage, retardo?
s1mple is browsing magog.
is he kekking cause he plays stretched now
>>1815445why did you not reply to my post?
>>1815451all this time he's been shilling for himself here
kek what a loser.
>>1815453Humblewoo would never
woooooooo
woo back baby
dior dior
>>1815446why did you not answer my question?
>see the enemy
>brain recognizes it's an enemy
>but somehow arms and fingers aren't fast enough to point and click
>fucking die
maybe I'm just not cut out for this
>sunny and warm all weekend
>have to attend all sorts of compulsory social occasions
>starts in about an hour until Sunday evening
>will only see the end of the finals
Pray for me bros
>>1815427kek, idc i can fix her
>>1815471we will all enjoy it for you too :)
>>1815471pray you die instantly in a car accident, you faggot blogger
>>1815474who is she trying to impress? Pushing 40 and dressed like a slut. Whats the point
>>1815474>Is 40>Looks 20How?
>>1815480a potential mate. but its too late
>>1815471>have to attend all sorts of compulsory social occasions sounds like a perfect opportunity to open the Major stream on your phone and show common folk the greatness of Herculeswoo
donk gained 400 elo in na
>>1815485sorry meant jLegend
https://x.com/RAVEN0U5/status/1932772768313188719
>>1815477I-its just another major. I've already seen so many
>>1815485I was considering trying to hijack the TV tomorrow evening but it's 100% going to be used for that shitty football tournament and otherwise some shitty house set
>>1815488that's literally cheating
he is competing for the grand prize of this season's Faceit in EU while his competitors are grinding against harder opposition
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
Anyone know where you can buy the stickers/pins? Only seeing shirts at the venue
>>1815493MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
i wonder what slighty revealing outfit dona will wear today
>ban dust
xd this looks desperate
>only 5 more games
it's over
>Mirage Vit CT
>Nuke Navi CT
>Inferno
who are we officially and unanimously supporting?
jLegeng...I will give you all my Reddit Gold if you got this...You got this, right?
>>1815482devil magic
she's going to start sagging HARD
2 more years
>>1815511>french>jersey says "we are team vitality"kek, england really won the culture war
>beers
cooling in the fridge
>'za
in the oven
yep, it's playoffs time
>>1815513nta but that hag is still better than any insectoid
>>1815513>is 20>looks 40 Kanna Hashimoto mogs
what the hell is going here
we're all rooting for iM :)
>hear someone talking with french accent
>immediately hit that mute button
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Damn he looks rough, What happened?
>>1815525Spiraled out after the streak got broken by Brazilians
>>1815525his wife slapped his face
>>1815525shitty beard and no makeup
>>1815525he knows he's gonna have to face s1mple in the final
>>1815525>coughs>can't catch his breath >micro stuttersErmmmm Vitalitybros....I don't feel so good
>>1815525love him or hate him you know he's speaking facts
Bet all the money you have on Navi RIGHT FUCKING NOW
TRVST THE PLVN
>>1815519no
>>1815520Kanna will never reach the level of Asuka, it's like comparing and modern awper with kennys
>>1815531you got to go back
Damn who's this healthy tanned guy in the nice beige suit behind the desk?
CS desperately needs new talent like him! Really fresh takes.
>>1815538bogsuka is an irrelevant hag and her days as a top idol were nothing historic
spoiler alert
they will have flashlights in the crowd
>>1815525>>1815532>appears weak before the camera to sway the betting oddstactical GENIUS
>>1815541Asuka is the zywoo of idols
which one of you has the highest premier rating?
>>1815549I'm high from the opposite side
>>1815548>overrated and peaked early on then became irrelevant leaving no impactmore of a guardian
busuka
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not liking this new players presentation
HOLUP HOLUP HOLUP HOLUP
WE DEM BOYZ
>>1815556its good but the crowd isnt loud enough
>wearing cowboy hats to try to placate the crowd
genuinely pathetic
AHAHAHHAHAH OH NONONONOONONOO KEKTALITYBROS BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjvzYjU1mY0
the FUTURE of kpop is here. the SAVIOUR of kpop.
how do I stop rooting for the heels
>>1815560I hope they win and Apex shittalks them all
Goatpex will humble Navi.
>>1815559sunbelters are dumb enough to fall for it
we're getting glimpses of VAC 3.0
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we already have 1 badguys in the semis please win Navi dont let another one through
anyone else spot that admin ass crack?
why are they talking about an era? vitality is far from it even if they win this major. half a year is not enough.
>>1815559its all ironic THOUGH, austin is a libtard city built to contain refugees from california. there are no real hillbilly texans there, just transplants larping for fun
>>1815574but spirit lost?
hot take: wonderfool will mega choke today
>>1815578cs has no more narratives so thye are forcing them, already comparing to fucking Astralis (4 majors lmao)
>>1815584This is outlandish
adriano2
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im greeting all my fellow drillas
wtf are those odds i should've bet some money
>>1815578yea its funny they also hyped up spirit's "era" with donk's debut after winning kato
SCRAWNDERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOoo
>>1815588This is like Barcelona - Tractor Pamplona
>>1815592no.. please................
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>>1815574I don't like the badguys that we already got
let them duke it out in semis
Faze vs. Vitality finals
gg why is this even played
feels like a quick 13-0 for vitality
Lmao it's so joever Vitality sharp as fuck
Ez 2-0
>>1815570i feel like faze is gonna do it too
>>1815579europeans don't know that
waiting for that nade was in the prep, you can see them comming it
>Scrawny and launders.... again
Holy shit I understand they're the Blast guys but can another duo get the good game sometimes?
everyone is adjusting their headset whenever they can
>>1815608This game is circus clown trash apperitive for the real show though
lol peek one by one retards
yea aint no one beating this team
>>1815612I hope you're right
MEZIIIIIIIIII HAHAHAHAHAHHA
KEKVI IT'S OVER FOR YOU
why did bit peek there wtf
>>1815608Theyre gonna cast the grand finals btw.
>>1815610zywoosters..........we NEED this one
>>1815615all on jL and the last guy
jL shouldn't have peeked, and last guy should have peeked immediately on jL contact
>>1815622I feel more comfortable using it within shorter distances than all the rifles in the game.
faze can beat shitvi but not vitality
ready to not remember a single zywoo play after the match ends?
why is everyone rocking green gloves and green butterfly
>Already praising shitality to be on astralis level of domination
are they retarded? Astralis literally invented new strats, vitality is just playing perfect cs thts it
why is the crowd so fucking fat
>>1815630I remember his P250 play and that's it I think
>not even a br team playing
>>1815636Austin - the city of hambones
>>1815634I noticed it too. Some matches entire teams have those Hedge Maze gloves
>>1815634support for iran
>>1815635I don't think an Astralis-esque era can ever happen again now that the places where the game can be truly innovated have been figured out. Now it's more about optimizing what's left and finding the best players and team chemistry.
>>1815635asstralis abused utilslop and did things no one was ready for, once other teams caught up they fell off the map. vitality however has just been playing better, no tricks or smoke and mirrors needed
ZYGOAT BLIND FLICK ON B0T KEK
jLegend is back... Zywhores trembling...
>>1815649Just like my premier games :)
>>1815635Just retarded newfags that didnt watch GOATlis
>poo
>poopz
>poopex
>poopez
>poopii
navi is on, gg vitality lost
>miss the easy shots
>hits the bullshit hard one
fuck off
egregious lack of baddies in the crowd
even china was better than this
>>1815639My shithole country living rent free in some people's heads will always be funny.
Never doubted my boy jL and the lads
>>1815648yeah? took them long enough to catch up to Astralis.
jl major mpv
think about it
why does everyone hate jL
I can already see it before my inner eye... A Thorin tweet about why the major playoffs need double elim
Do u think Apex is allowed to give commands go Ropz and Zywoo of does he kindly ask them if they maybe want to play along his strats?
They're literally always last alive
>>1815670who is this cute girl?
>>1815667atp check the fucking archive
the question has been asked and thoroughly answered at least 20 times
>>1815667new thread, same question. Stay on reddit fag
this thread needs chink traps
>>1815658we got slammies, you want?
>even chinaliterally have not seen a single fatty in their venues
>>1815672ZywOo is apEX's bitch, ofc he does as he's told
>>1815679>literally have not seen a single fatty in their venuesno but they're chinese so...
b1t headshot god even in that situation
>>1815667he's the ohtani of CS
crowd isn't drunk enough to be good yet
>>1815672>They're literally always last alivei'd literally trust them in any 2v5 with my life on the line
>>1815693Yeah I get it but it just feels like their team is just 3 little paws for bait and them.
skip to the faze match already so we get the crowd going
>>1815692no shit it's 1 pm
>>1815692they got louder for mouz at the same time yesterday (a thursday) lol
>>1815698pointless struggling
what's going on, zywoo is supposed to meet s0mple in the finals
>>1815698they play up to competition I think
>>1815698>navi peaking at major againit's over
>face TRVE ukr patriots
>get dumpstered
FLAMEZ IS SUCH A BOT WHERE IS MOSSAD HELP US
wtf does zypoo do? Best player in the world my ass
Scrawny and launders casting now means they won't be working the FaZe game right?
reminder that there are no active teams that vitality has defeated in major playoffs
>>1815698Unironically, they play with less pressure against a team that isn't Spirit. I think donk made them play too scared.
>>1815708payback for holodomor
>>1815718average white american cs enjoyer
>BUT WHAT ABOUT AMERICANS
obsessed
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Where is black ddk and white james?
that was not a guess, zywoo used the gap
>>1815727is that maximus black?
>>1815730yeah I am pretty sure the area you can wallbang there is very small
>>1815727ddk is around he was at this major, no clue wtf james is up to
man these games need less tactical timeouts
just go go go
>finnish grenadier
>fire in da hole :DDD
>zywoo buys awp
>oh fuggg
>>1815718me if i was in the USA
love CS so much its unreal
V-Vitasisters there's no way it's going to happen right?
>>1815745i could drive one road all the way to austin but it's over a thousand miles away lol
>>1815749Do you ever think about carrying provisions for such a long trip?
I don't really live in a place with such long distances.
>>1815749yeah but im halfway across the world, exactly opposite side here in India
I did not sleep a wink since 11 PM till 9 AM yesterday, twas absolute CINEMA but my health is getting fucked
>>1815748yes he said he was in the second row on the right
>>1815754damn, hope he's having a good time. US crowds in CS are the best and its not even close
>>1815753>staying up for pain furiasir why?
Just me or game sucks so far compared to mouz vs spirit from yesterday?
>>1815759cant really beat the spirit mouz mirage clownfest
>>1815759this game will be shit until map 3
>>1815757>US crowds in CS are the best and its not even close
>>1815752so for a trip like that you definitely get a bunch of snacks and a cooler full of drinks/food.
you'd stop halfway and stay the night after ~10 hours of driving
>>1815745CS is not unreal
>>1815758unironically want to want Non-EU CS get good. I pray CS becomes a global esport for years and right now is probably the best time, where except for NA most regions are putting up a fight
>Switch 2 will arrive tomorrow
>Wife is away doing a fertility walk around the Democratic Republic Congo
>Just texted me she realized how much she loves me
>CS2 on the VR while gnawing on some beef jerky
Life's a dream
why did apex say to make them seeth so hard?
why does wonderful have 50% higher adr than poowoo?
>>1815770>>Wife is away doing a fertility walk around the Democratic Republic Congo
>>1815766both teams play ct
they know that the boos make apex stronger, right?
are they secretly on vitality's side?
>>1815768my love for it is thoughbiet
>>1815781love isn't a tangible thing therefore it doesn't exist
>>1815780>are they secretly on vitality's side?yes, the whole thing is a setup
>>1815769i think a large part of na's problem is that they have no true icon anymore, unlike europe, russia, and even brazil
no one for young players to idolize
>>1815757>US crowds in CS are the best and its not even closeweak bait
have they started a deport apex chant yet?
>>1815772Americans hate the french for some reason. If god were french they'd worship the antichrist.
>>1815757nigga go back to paris 2023 and weep with the comparison
>>1815790>for some reason
post the webm of zywoo allegedly cheating on de_cache pls
>>1815792Wait until FaZe walks out and compare then.
>>1815790Smelly fr*nch hands typed this post.
>>1815788????
the one crowd that's decent to US crowds in Dallas every year is colonge, other than that every other crowd is SHITE
US crowds have better signs, more energy and is just fun overall. hate mutts all you want but credit where its due
>>1815797don't resurrect him
>>1815787kids in the US don't play cs
i coach youth soccer and literally none of them play cs, it's fortnite or cod, most of them don't even know what cs is.
>>1815790it's safe racism, like hating india
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED APEX YOU RETARD
>>1815787its shit now but NACS is unironically in a better place than it was when Twistzz left Liquid.
This major was a shitshow but there are pretty decent teams right now coming up in NA, they just need more tournaments to play in to get more reps and trust their plays more
lmao that famas spray
you know i think some pros dont even practice anything but ak and a1 so they just miss easy sprays with other weapons
>>1815798>a crowd cheering for only one team is better than them being red hot for the entire event
>>1815802Fairly sure only in eastern-Europe and maybe the Nordics the kids actually play CS. In Western Europe average CS player is like 31 years old
>even though you're yid we love you
wtf?
>>1815809>being red hot for the entire eventthis hasnt happened since a fnatic major
>>1815802Fucking zoomers probably automatically think of comp sci when they hear CS and not Counter-Strike. It used to not be like this.
>everyone wants mirage to get replaced by another map
>it constantly produces instant classics
>even though you whiff, we love you
kek
literally insane how lucky zywoo is
>>1815816Map hasn't changed in 12 years except for the stairs from T to aps
>>1815802that's my point
there are american stars in those games to look up to. cis has s1mple, the balkans have niko, brazil has fallen
who does na have? elige? lol lmao
>>1815809I wonder why the Paris crowd was hyped during the Paris major?
-dust2
-mirage
+cache
+tuscan
Is it me or does this observer sucks
>>1815815i knew one other kid that played cs in high school
it's pretty niche
zywoos butt plug always vibrating, always knows where to aim xd
most obvious cheater in cs
>>1815826this would kill so many teams
>>1815827He's playing with the crowd too much.
na`vi is the reddit butthurt belter virtue signaling globohomo team that kicked all their russians out right?
>>1815806that i agree with and it makes me happy as a yuropeen
>spirit lost
>furia lost
>vitality lost
FAZE BROs ITS OUR FUCKIN TIME
>>1815833>kicked all their russiansim thinking based
>>1815833Cuck nigger ass in ass shadilay praise kek
eye trackers, metal detectors, interrogate every single person in the audience and all vitality players
>>1815819being lucky is a skill desu
>>1815833Can you put some more buzzwords there I almost understood the post, just a few more.
>>1815833yes and they are hella based for that
>>1815826this but +grail and +edin
Nicodoz should still be there so we'd have an epic Mossad vs Iran toggle/game deficit showdown
>>1815826-mirage
-nuke
+cache
+cobble
ohne i now you're reading this tell dona to wear more skimpy outfits
>israel gets bombed by iran
>kike player performance goes down
>>1815847ohne is a cuck so makes sense his gf would wear slutty shit
>>1815836>s1mple's return>EliGE gets his major>karrigan cements himself as the goat iglKINO
i want /pol/faggots to leave
>>1815847we need to cancel her so shes forced to start a OF.
>>1815822It hasn't changed but it delivers good games that are somehow less similar than games on other, younger maps. I don't want it replaced just for the sake of having something new if its still good.
i want /pol/chads to stay
>>1815851>goat iglthat would be glaive.
>>1815850isnt she nexas gf?
ok even the crowd is tired of booing apex move the fuck on already
>>1815847>>1815850I thought she was just somebody in the german CS clique
no particular relation to him
>>1815846>-nukeInferno is right there and you pick Nuke?
please quick 2-0 i wanna watch faze shit on these shitty proto gooks
>>1815847if navi wins i'll make her wear a micro bikini
brr brr patapim
>>1815856glaive is a mutt hyperpop artist
>>1815854I want it replaced so they can finally remake it, they can open up palace's ceiling to allow for more versatility of nades and remake the bombsites, the layout inside the bombsites were always shitty.
love him or hate him you know he's one of the greatest IGLs of all time
that was pretty underwhelming
Why does blad3 always take credit when navi do well but never when they shit the bed?
Will the faze game start early if this game ends quickly?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REDDIT`VI BTFO'D
>>1815872Karrigan? I agree
can't even get them to OT lol
alright, so who's being replaced in navi during the break?
>>1815872i've gained a lot of respect for him, hopefully he can put the mongolzhitters in their place`
>>1815863nuke lost its soul when wallbangs became impossible
>butthurt belt slavs lost
>thirdies lose tomorrow
us 4chanians won
How are Navi's CT sides always such abysmal dogshit
It's been their most glaring weakness for almost a full year and they STILL haven't dealt with it, blad3 is a fucking hack
>>1815821whiff. why would he say grief lmao
>rigging it so 1-2 israelis are guaranteed in the grand finals
>>1815890that's navi's media whore, right?
>>1815830simple is the one with the shaky move tho
>navi losing
the mongolz are our last hope of saving this awful major
I don't like skins for the ak like Nouveau Rouge and Inheritance because i don't think there should be "elegant" ak skins
the ak is a risky gun, rough around the edges with a bombastic recoil pattern and obviously exclusive to t side
they should be more like the neon revolution, wasteland rebel and even gold arabesque in the sense it's tacky in the african warlord sense
jesus freya is so gorgeous, i want to flatten my tongue on her feet and drag it all the way up to her ear
only a 40 kg donk homo would say something like this
>>1815905reddit`vi is the enemy team with the enemy fanbase
>sex hair
>pearl necklace
>BUNDA
she knows what we want
captcha:SARPR
IMPREGNATION SEX WITH DONA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>1815890>no hips>bleached hair >lip filler >anorexic legs pass
unfff that dress holy my dick
DONA POKIES
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMIINNNGGGG
>>1815920>>1815924Sorry, but she's built for nexa
>lulquid sticking around to watch the games
kinda based, ngl
>>1815928that's a body of a kid you know?
>>1815923i 'memba when apex (like most players) used to play worse when he tilted
what happened?
>>1815911In a perfect world men like Banks would not exist.
>>1815933oh my wife died?
hang on lemme just wrap this tourney up real quick
>>1815927I get that eliminated teams have to go home for various reasons, but it struck me as lame they'd shuffle out so quick. At least stick around for the playoffs.
twistzz looking like a yakuza member
>>1815931he was mad his mates weren't listening, now most of the losses are from skill issues
>>1815938la caricatura la dona
>zypoo's fat stomach jiggling while he walks
what a disgrace
>>1815938I like Twistzz and all, but he strikes me as someone trying to overcompensate for being bullied hard as a youth with all his tats and hairdos.
>>1815938couldnt ohne pick someone hotter
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is this adecuate attire for an interviewer?
>>1815941how are fat people even real?
especially fat europeans
>>1815941Yeah it's pretty disgusting
But I guess americans are used to that sight
>>1815935i agree
i'd imagine a lot of the players probably want to watch the games but it's ultimately the org's decision since they arrange the traveling
>>1815938>>1815945he's handsome and stylish
>>1815945>for being bullied hard as a youthmore likely being hapa
>XXL T shirt
>"I <3 EMO GIRLS"
based or cringe?
now that bo1s have shown their value to cs world we should make every match bo1 including the GF
>>1815954when she leaned into the camera while explaining what she did at Dallas
unf
>>1815954Reminder nexa gets to tap this
>>1815954I have a neck/posture like the guy on the far right. How to fix?
>>1815948All german bitches look like this
>>1815954unironically disgusting. this is what you fags were jerking off to earlier?
>>1815967https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JrhpzJccfPY
ZywOo just missed the jump from silo lol.
>>1815950I'm fat European :)
Legal weed and cheap kebabs made me this way
>>1815954where are her tits
damn, I thought games will start at the same time as yesterday
>scrawny&launders
well shit, arenasports it is
>>1815978kebabs went from 3,50€ to 5,50€ and dürüm to 7€ its SO FUCKING OVER
>>1815978go for a walk this lovely evening
>>1815980based rippletits
>>1815950i dont go outside except for uni
>>1815954she's just overweight as fuck
disgusting
would you rather see faze beat mouz or vitality?
>>1815989today, just a few minutes ago
when she was talking about getting that "what is a mile" sign
my favourite knife is the gut knife
i'm glad they are still low tiers and cheap even after they have been in the game for so long
i hope it's a quick 2-0
i want to watch faze but i don't want to sit to 3am again
BBBBOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIINGGGGgg
>>1815995Vitality for maximum kino.
>>1815999this
that mouz-spirit game was kino but my sleep schedule is fucked
b1ad3 is a useless hoholtard
dont even wanna know what he says during tacs
probably some really dumb hohol shit
can navi just surrender already?
>Vitality does nothing
>NAVI kills themselves one by one
will hues even show up for the game tomorrow? they're all busy spamming /sp/ at the moment
>>1815995faze will lose to mongolz later today
>>1816004i genuinely fell asleep watching pain furia map 3
i woke up at 7 am to turn off my pc lol
>>1815985I'm at 10k steps today and started intermittent fasting.
Just in time for my beach body
>>1816010nta i went to sleep during nuke because i thought furia would win it easily
Is this rolling schedule?
>>1815985>going outside when faze is about to start?????????
>>1816010I skipped the BR game knowing it will be boring af
At what point does Navi admit they need a roster change?
>>1815954stay strong simpbros we are going to make it
>>1816014it can't be that hard copy everything from the notes app and turn it into a word document and then print it
what a waste of printer ink
getting knifed in a 5v1
Only w0ndersissy could
>>1816022>losing as a ct in nukeit's never been more over
>>1816025Nuke is a T sided map
Still don't get all the hype about Nuke.
So many smoke kills and if you don't go outside you either pull off a successful rush or get totally sprayed down.
>>1816028this is why ancient is better
>>1816025>Unc thinks were still in the A1-Spocalypse CSGO era
are alex & chad casting faze v mongolz?
>>1816028pro teams love maps that deemphasize aim
fuck this shit
im moving over to the valorant stream
faze game will probably start by then
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>>1816027whatever you say sweetheart
>>1816028it's the massive clutch potential, teams have to be thorough
is there a map pool change expected after this major? wish we'd get overpass back
>>1816029To be fair I think Ancient is pretty good in pro play for a map that seems so basic and simple you'd expect it to be a totally 1 sided
>>1816034thanks for proving my point
>>1816028Watch the greatest CSGO match of all time, IEM Cologne 2022 Map 3 and you will understand.
kek he looked so scared here
zywoo is the goat hands down
So will the crowd support Faze or Mongolz?
>>1816033oh shit eu vs na kino
yeah this is kinda boring
this is what a real side bias looks like
>team with the israeli going through over the team without
hmmmm
>>1816048>will na support the na org or an asian onelol
why does this feel so souless compared to the other matches?
>>1816048>s1mple>carrygun>rain gigachad>EliGE the last NA player leftI wonder who they'll support...
>>1816041Seen it live and it was hype as hell but overal I remember Nuke in late CSGO to be an absolute CT fest with 11-4 being the 8-7
>ALL five members of reddit`vi are butthurt belters
LMAO
s1mple is going to do a grafitti tier play
>>1816055faze hype and the first match was way too good, genuinely fried my dopamine
people just want to see s1mple on stage not fucking vitality or navi
>>1816042who is he texting?
please dont tell me scrawny and launders are casting the finals
if its not spunj and machine i will unironically skip
>>1816064his ukrainian gf
>>1816064his grindr match
>>1816042UNMATCHED sissy aura
You look at him and feel the need to fill his bussy with your seed
is valorant more popular than cs now
>>1816069>scrawnyhate this little bitch so much
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/1936140709481811991
where the fuck is the rest of team spirit?
>>1816069Chad and Alex isnt working sunday at all, chad mentioned it during talking counter so yes its Screamy for finals
https://www.myinstants.com/de/search/?name=ohnepixel
naur
>>1816074ngl bros there's so much cs bussy out there idk if i can last any longer....
>>1816082oh no no fag bros
is ohnepixel the canonical representative of european counterstrike?
>>1816078lol no
were at 650k right now and theyre just barely cracking 300k
mind you both events are also in north america
>>1816082lmao retarded looking moba player
>>1816069There's like a 100% chance it will be Scraunders
>match is so bad entire thread stopped talking about it
kek
>>1816086dyrachyos girlfriend
>>1816083>>1816091>have the best caster in esports>dont even give him finals on your biggest eventmachine deserves better
>>1816088half of those are thirdies though
valorant's viewerbase is all rich white firsties
>>1816088>650kVitality's cultural impact...
>>1816086why are slav women so disproportionately beautiful compared to the men?
even the slavs notice this
how is that even genetically possible?
>>1816082Valiantly defending Kursk
>>1816087He's the representation of a cs tourist
>>1816096faze clan waiting room
>>1816090maybe looks arent everything, maybe its just money after all
This is the last time you see this version of rosters for Natus Vincere and Team Spirit
if you're a fan of any of these teams, enjoy it while it lasts boyos
>>1816094>best casterskek no.
>>1816088i was thinking more in terms which game has more active players, not how popular the esport is
>>1816096yeah, much less than yesterday
>>1816094Blast loves to shill Scrawny and Launders.
kek imagine how butthurt ukranians are right now
>>1816094This but Harry and Hugo
>>1816090looks like a literal sex doll
WE WANT FAZE WE WANT FAZE WE WANT FAZE
>>1816109Harry and Hugo should commentate Smash Bros
The best casting pair was anders and semmler
cool, faze game will start 4 hours early.
>>1816095majority of valulrant viewers are asleep on the other side of the world right now
>>1816097too many wars and genocides in eastern europe which meant that you had a massive surplus of women for centures, with men having the upper hand in mate selection because of their low numbers they naturally picked the most beautiful women, while ugly men could still procreate with above average women as long as they werent completely disabled
>>1816113Why would they only cast Banks and m0NESY?
>>1816094*at your biggest
>>1816104spunj is just okay but machine is the best caster cs has
man this is boring get in here
https://www.twitch.tv/tarik
>>1816117Serioosly? No...
if navi can get 9 rounds, mouz can get a map
>>1816119that makes no sense
the goblinos would breed goblinas in a generation or two
Dude this valo tranny is RELENTLESS. Might actually be a paid riot shill. Id understand their desperation given how except NA every region is shitting the bed and viewership isn't really growing much AND thanks to the recession they're cutting down staff left and right
tarik, who used to be straight up kino is the face of how soulless anyone can be in that subhumanely shilled game. tarik is so PR sensitive right now he might as well just stop trying. What a fucking downfall
valotrannies fuck off quick still
>>1816097>why are slav women so disproportionately beautiful compared to the men?part asian genetics so they look young but also white
i forget the term but its something in genetics which gives a benefit to women looking younger
>>1816122im saying, other esports has much better casters, just look at dota for example or even league. BW/WC3 has good casters
its endless, CS2 has like 1 okayish pair
>>1816115neither of them could never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNOkav59se8
>>1816123oh shit my nigga boaster is still in?
but sorry I gotta watch my nigga apex shut this arena up
>>1816112this aged well for cissies
>>1816129>>1816128match is so bad you'd rather talk about the valofag instead of the fucking major tourney going on right now
>>1816128>inb4 it's le trolling and its not seriousok cool, thanks for bumping this thread instead of the dead valotroon thread lol
why is the 'gog so butthurt about valorant
>>1816132Oh yeah, what happened to knife round?
>>1816115>and well that's what happens when you go around the corner Happy with juan deag OH AND ANOTHER ONE... OH AND A THIRD, Happy... he could get another here too dupreeh, dupreeh is like sweating bullets... HAPPY he's gonna get the quad killl AND THE ACE WHAT IS THIS!?
just like american sports fanbases are richer and more valuable than povertyball fans, so too are valorant fans richer and more valuable than cs fans
>>1816131slot machine in any esport and he will shine
he already did an amazing job being the host of lec a few years ago
why the fuck is vitality struggling so much?
>>1816135I blame hohols, not the game.
>>1816135that was literally my first comment in half an hour. Idk about the fags in this thread but i have been seated for weeks to enjoy this
my bad though youre right, i should just watch the game
girl next to shrimp niko was a baddie no?
>>1816132>this made boomers shart and piss their pants with excitement
>>1816141trvke
>ads DURING the rounddoes this happen in valorant or other esports? certainly never saw it in dota
This game is even more annoying because Navi puts up something of a fight but it's just slowly grinding towards the result we all knew was coming.
>>181614170% of valorants playerbase is from places like china and indonesia, it's more popular than cs because of anime art style thats popular in gook countries
>>1816138why is jL so hated?
Honestly valorant seems like a really good containment zone for many bad elements, attention seekers etc. Sure many of them would never play cs anyway and are only interested in riot type stuff but still, Riot knows how to make a game so bland its designed for everybody.
>>1816139They invented a device called a "coin."
>Messi ladder kill
God sides with Vitality.
>>1816150this, i would prefer a 13-4 blow out than a 13-9 game where vitality is always up by 3-2 rounds
>>1816153he got mindbroken by turkoids and exposed himself as an absolute weakminded crybaby
>>1816140CS used to be better
>>1816150>>1816159they can't make the rigging for israel too obvious
clans
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since we already know the outcome
which one?
>>1816162trve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKBl1E24198&t=7s
>>1816163They should start running IDF ads just like those US Air Force ones from COVID
>>1816167back when CS had good movement
>>1816162everything used to be better just ~13 years ago
>>1816171the world really end back in 2012
>let's all peek 1 by 1 vs pistols
this script is pathetic
No way they're pulling this off lol
vitality unironically master baiters here
navi was so lost with all these 2-man setups that they had to dismantle
I hate popularity of the five-seven in pro play. Not only has it taken Deagle out of the game it's also 100% going to warrant a nerf despite carrying my eco rounds for years on end.
Finals Kino Ranking:
FaZe vs Vitality
FaZe vs NAVI
Mongolz vs Vitality
FaZe vs MOUZ
Mongolz vs NAVI
Mongolz vs MOUZ
paiN vs anyone
>>1816140unironically that casting is more SOVLFUL than anything launders or scarwny have ever done.
>>1816186My worst ever scenario would be a Faze - Mouz finals won by a bunch of toggling yids
>>1815945he is very short. i know a guy irl who is very similar, a very good looking pretty boy with great hair and fashionable style but he is a turbo manlet. nothing wrong with that tho, my pretty boy turbo manlet friend slays pussy and im sure twistzz does too.
>>1816189Man you'd always feel like you're an incomplete male though. I'm below average myself but at least not actually tiny.
Would be brutal if you stand next to other guys are they're just both taller and much wider than you.
WONDRERFUL STOP MISSING EASY SHOTS YOU FUCKING RETARD
>failed clutch
>looking at his keyboard like it's all over
it's over
Game is almost over btw. Is there any chance left for Navi to clutch it?
Feels like the magic is just gone
>>1816189>>1816192>americans get lifelong trauma because of being shortKWAB
-alexi
-im
-jloser
-w0nderfool
if the guy in hell gets mollied off can't he spam flashes on timing to help the guy in the rat angle ramp?
zywoo calling save to boost stats
he always does this
>>1816197I'm 179cm Dutch ""male""
Also you don't know how bad height insecurity is for actual manlets. I've seen some of them have weird shit implanted in their shoes so they're acting like lifts/heels.
do we get to see jLoser cry again?
12-11 oh man it's so tight I'm so excited surely Vita won't just wipe them now
>>1816201netherlands pop culture is so americanised you're basically americans, in austria nobody cares about your height
the counterstrike for fake hype engaged
why is everyone yelling at this Austin guy??
>>1816206>in austriabecause you guys are 190cm on average
ANKARA MEZII ANKARA MEZII ANKARA MEZII
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
okay good vitality was gonna win anyway
you learn your place butthurt belters
MEZII SEND THE HOHOL LOT BACK HOME
>>1816209austrians are shorter on average than dutch people though
Man feels like every time you think - mezii he makes a careersaver like that
>mezii with more impact kills than zywho
flamez is kissing his teammates and hugging his opponents
is this some kind of talmudic magic?
>now we got to wait 2 hours for faze/mongolz
ANKARA MEZII ANKARA MEZII ANKARA MEZII ANKARA MEZII ANKARA MEZII
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ayo
mezii isnt even aiming close to their heads and he gets insta hs?
also that one kill on the ladder getting double hs form the ladder?
he 100% has magic bullet cheat
>>1816217Zister you lost to mouz yesterday,,,
mezzi saved that map multiple times
>caster mentions ropz
>he glances around like he did something bad
that was kinda funny
SJOKZ'S NIPPLES ARE POKING THROUGH
1816230
I see you are still battxept from yesterday.
>>1816229xqc looking rough
BRITS ARE INVADING THE USA
Apex makes for a good villain, I won't lie. He plays it better than S1mple did in 2020.
i want to unpin those one by one
FaZe sisters it's our time soon, I'm scared...
>>1816247>he doesn't have boobie x-ray vision
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This nigga is on fent wtf
S1MPLE WILL GO NUCLEAR ON MONGOLZ
I don't really like Sjokz. I remember her from LoL so seeing her in CS just makes it feel like she's purely in it for the money and not for the game.
I'm sure Freya is too but I only know her for CS
>the L in jL stands for loser
lmao but taking with aura honestly
>>1816256Everyones like that
>>1816253does he have bells palsy or something?
why is half of his face melting off?
>>1816256You dumb fucking nigger retard, she is raised on Quake, she got into LoL only because of ESL shittery.
>>1816256>a woman>doing anything that isn't for moneypick one
>>1816245>>1816240I honestly can't tell if this is serious. That hag is ugly af. Are you brown and desperate for a white woman or something
>>1816256At best some of the players are not in it for the money. All other "talent" is only here because of the cash.
mouz can beat vitality if they play like this
everybody shut the fuck up, our queen is on ohne stream
Why is the next game in one hour?
>>1816256newfags need to be tortured for talking this dumb shit
she was on quake and she's been in eSports for far longer. Also yeah, she does work for moeny, tf do you mean? want her to work for free or some shit lol? stop projecting
>>1816261>QuakeUnc... does the nurse know ur posting again?
>>1816261i wish there was a new quake already or something so that i can ditch all the other dogshit games (cs) and play something skillful
>>1816267so you could watch he valorant game
>>1816256all women should be killed
>>1816267they didnt expect this game to be over so soon. vitality should have thrown the nuke game
why zywoos english so good now
>50 minutes
ok, not too bad
>>1816268>want her to work for freeBeing my wife...
flamez stop looking at dona's boobs
>>1816274he watches every thorin video
>>1816272have sex incel chud
>>1816274>so goodare you serious?
ngl was about to type some absolute vile shit about sjokz ong shit was nasty, but i'm not going to do that love and respect you queen
>>1816279I hope he kisses her too
>>1816275why isnt this fucking rolling schedule...
not very impressive from vitality desu. lots of misses and mistakes
Can we just start the FaZe game?
>>1816268Nigga I'm fucking 30. At this point Quake is ancient lore
>>1816286Elige is still sleeping
>>1816287Making this Navi look decent is quite an accomplishment on its own
Well, seeing a shit team like navi get that many rounds makes me think mongolz actually have a shot in the finals
>>1816286because it's an arena game
people want to stretch their legs and get some snacks. they're not 10 steps from the fridge, a bathroom and sitting in a comfy chair like you
>>1816294i went to TI in royal arena, was rolling schedule and was FINE
>>1816286Cuz there is a crowd that paid to watch the matches at a given time?
>>1816279i don't blame him, kinda hard to evade their sight, they're kinda big
>>1816293>assuming mongolz can beat faze
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Ayo /magog/ is at the Major
>>1816279I literally can't get myself to not take peeks all the time whenever some busty woman talks to me, even if it's some 45 year old co-worker
>>1816098lmfao shitlibs valiantly running months old narratives
that's why you lost
>>1816279penny pax if she went into esports
when is faze introduction?
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>awp
>>1816295to each their own
could have been way worse than 50 minutes thoughever
>>1816308yeh im just annoyed because i have to be up early
t. eubro
>>1816098Well, they're expecting a counter-attack now that navi's out.
>AleksiB confirmed change after Major
Makazzebros...our time has come
is ropz scamming vitality? dude better pop off in the next game
>>1816316i think they will buy someone who is already proven in tier 1
>>1816322If they can manage to sell s1mple then yeah
my fucking god freya is so gorgeous
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Freya with /ourguys/ from /magog/
>>1816322why would they?
nta but they can get makazze basically for free so even if it doesn't work out, it doesn't really matter
-im +makazze is 100% an improvement
some random gook on ohne stream
>>1816322lol we keep seeing that high rated t2 players are better than mid t1 shitters
>33m
bro i will be out of beers
start the game NOW!
>>1816167reminder jw, flusha and maybe more cheated
Now that Vitality beat a proper top 10 team with an AWPer (who was playing 1v9), what will the next cope for Twitter upvote baiters be?
>>1816325>>1816299why is there so many brown people in texas
i thought it was a bastion of whites
>>1816340Skill issue. I always make sure to have 2 crates at the ready.
>After the game ends Blad3 instantly tells something to iM and then just walks away smiling
Yeah it's over for our lil gypsy
>>1816334might sound like cope but i think it'll be better for im as well
i think there are other teams (read igls) that can do more with him
>>1816346Take any crowd shot, and all males are either fat or brown
>>1816349im an euro and i haven't seen a brown person ever in my life
>>1816335ohne is unironically treating him like some random gook
this guy is such a lazy fuck
just lets dona do all the work
holy stalling
See you in 30
>>1816354this person isn't european because every european has seen brown people on their local kebab place
>>1816359there are no brown people in rural moldova
BASTERD BITCH WIFE SHOW VEGANA
WHAT DOES ICEFROG LOOK LIKE?
>>1816359ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit you're right
forgot about those, but they're turks so they're not exactly the same kind of browns like you have
>>1816362gypsies are brown
>>1816362because you are the brown, gypsy retard
>>1816346Texas is a melting pot
>>1816363why are there only milfs in cs talent? Where are the girls?
>>1816369zoomettes play valorant and league exclusively
ohne needs to work on his social skills
never seen someone be third-wheeled this hard
Damn ropz is an OSRS grinder
ropz is a minecraft og
bro played the betas as they were released
>>1816377that's just how germans interact
watchie
https://youtu.be/8h8K5RXFqUY
faak you pimp shasha is gonna faaking destroy the playoffs
GOD I HATE THIS S0MPLE GLAZING
absolutely 0 aura from s0mple
he looks nervous
>s1mple shaved the pubes
finally, hes still repulsive tho
man i love my wife Freya so much it's unreal
aryan goddess
>>1816395don't you have better things to do now, nik0?
why cant they turn on conditioners in the arena? The players are drenching in these interviews.
>>1816400think she does rimjobs?
elige uses skin care products lel
>>1816395based niko. Next major will be the one
also why are all these brown people standing there behind analyst desk? shouldn't they be inside the arena watching games? do they have big ass screens in there to watch? anyway seems like a super shit location to be in, no chairs, no beer in sight, just brown people around you
>>1816408s1mple? more like obese lmao
>>1816415theyre only standing behind freya, so no different than being a white person (woman) in india. if not for the barriers theyd be groping her
>>1816416go back to topping m0nesy, nik0
>>1816408Would it be cool or cringe to organize some football style entrada for Faze one day?
>>1816408is this his fat elvis era
austin
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Austin is so beautiful bros... ;_;
Wish I could live there
i don't know what gloves to use to pair with this knife
>>1816425now lets see the denizens of the city streets
>>1816425where do they walk
>>1816426trash knife bro. Buy butterfly or m9
>missed FURIA - paiN because it was too late in my timezone
>missed Vitality - NaVi because I had to attend a company party
fml
>>1816429No one walks in America
>>1816430i like gut knifes
m0ng0lz fans looke like THAT?!
>>1816429Why walk when you can ride?
>>1816426i don't mind the gut knife but fade aint it
are trannies really that common in the US
THEY HAD TO SNEAK A TRANNY IN
THEY JUST HAD TO
Im ready for the heaviest disappointment of cs2
>type "transformers"
>permbanned
ELIGE PLEASE USE CHEATS THIS GAME
I'm pissing and shitting my pants FaZebros.
>>1816435Apex if he on that good shit.
>>1816432you're here now
that's what matters
LETS GO FAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1816435looks like a guy i could hang out with, a fren
730_62
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>>1816440puked in my mouth a little
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>mogs your CS2 tournament
why does the boring vietnamese cunt have to be on ohne's stream jesus christ
>>1816451I'm thinking Miku Miku ooo eee ooo
>>1816453freya is a virgin
Come on EliGE, don't choke on us today
>>1816454Try out Tiger Strikes
stunna is so fucking bad at his job, a literal charisma black hole
>>1816457they keep talking over the introduction, not watching him for this one
dr evil
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>>1816419>blated pizzaface slav>AVRA
>usa suddenly hating on mongolz
>>1816459she is still a virgin if she had an abortion
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that mongolz kit is so bad compared to the last one
>>1816468he's thinner than 90% of men in the crowd though
>>1816454better than what i had, also queen jags are cheap in ft
>>1816462type this in console:
connect vertigo.epidemic.gg
then go here to generate codes for skins:
https://cs2inspects.com/
and type them in chat
>>1816464He's no OJ Borg but least he's way better than banks
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT S1MPLE
bro imagine karrigan and pimple malding if mongolz somehow win this. Would be a lil bit funny, ngl
Faze is just one roster away from being a likeable team after 2017
any fazecummers?? i hope sjokz didn't steal it all from you!!
ELIGE IS AN ETERNAL CHOKER I WILL NEVER BELIEVE
>>1816472fucking need for speed most wanted type of font
>>1816477banks at least has autistic retard energy, meanwhile stunna is just fucking mid and desperate
>>1816474yep, these are 0.16
unironically hope for mongol chads to win
The FUARKING HEROES of CS
Mongolz will roll them 13-0
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man thats kino thank fucking god theres an american player
TAKE IT HOME MONGOLZ
SHUT ALL THESE NIGGAS UP
why do they worship this polish guy?
>>1816486thank you anon, i will probably go with your suggestion
>last ever chance for Elige to win a major
will he do it lads?
No israeli player playing right now so they cheer for american
>>1816491https://youtu.be/3y18GEDnoII?t=41
that ref girl MOGS smix holy shit
>>1816496Mr. Jablonowski is 100% AMERICAN
>>1816485kek true. stunnas entire persona is "ironic" cringe so when he tries to be normal it doesn't work
>>1816500YES HE FUCKING WILL
USA
USA
USA
>>1816499Be aware they don't match with like 90% of skins in the game lol.
feels like this game is over before it's even started
>>1816497Imagine if it would have been a godson bbc sharty gem
PREDICTIONS
>Faze are the favourites for this matchup and will therefore crumble
>Mongolz chokers will lose against paiN
>Vitality - paiN final; 13-3 13-5 curbstomp
I need faze vs pain and biguzera to hit a jumping awp shot
>>1816485nah, banks is pure retard. The "raise your cans" guy had kino autistic energy.
>>1816500He will actually cost them the major
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GENIUNELY NERVOUS
An upset might ruin my pickem, but it will be so funny I just want to see it.
oh wow, they got decent casters for this game
watchie
>Youtube stream with 128K already
Holy shit FaZe PLEASE DO IT THE FINAL WITH BE INSANE
>>1816508wrong and an obsessed schizo at the same time
ahh what the fuck not theses faggots commentating
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
>>1816511You almost had it correct
>Faze are the favourites for this matchup and will therefore crumble>Mongolz chokers will lose against paiN>Vitality - paiN final; 3-13 5-13 curbstomp
>>1816507don't worry i'm copying the float and pattern of actual gloves on the market to see real examples
remember when you faggots said na crowds aren't the best lmfao kys
>>1816529they will be dead silent when faze loses 0-2
csgo boomer here
how come dualies are bought more often over p250 on pistol rounds now?
>less viewers than first game
>>1816529theyre good in specific conditions, this is like the best one lets be for real
>>1816529as a eruocuck I kneel
>>1816534theyre only $400 now
>>1816532shitty subtick system favors spammers
>>1816522malding slavapig
This is almost Rio FURIA vs NAVI tier.
>>1816529more like cringe crowd
>>1816532double the bullets double the damage double the kills
>>1816529>being enthusiastically biased means they are the bestLol, lmao even.
>>1816529>crowd completely silent for 7 out of 8 teams on the play offsBEST CROWDS EVERYONE!
mongolz are mental midgets
>>1816544the one that plays with their eyes closed
>>1816529>>1816546literally brazil 2.0
>>1816546they cheered harder for non na teams harder than any other region cheers for other nationality teams tho nice bait
>>1816546you will never understand
>>1816545>t. never attended a sports event ever
Any Jews? Who are We cheering for?
NO UTIL? KARRIGAN YOU RETARD
>>1816529they are only awake when things they want to see go their way, library tier otherwise. shit crowd.
>>1816559The only utility we need is fucking BULLETS.
>>1816559Dont need ur gay smokes if you can hit straight HEADSHOTS
>>1816559You're the retard for doubting
mongols are core /int/coded our guys
>>1816529nothing will beat Katowice booinng the fuck of spirit and make them 0-3
>>1816560you don't watch cs if you think any other crowd would cheer as much as they did for the non home teams
just send blitz to the glue factory
mongolz don't have the mental for this matchup
karrigan moving and shooting like the star rifler
This is too much for the Mongolz but maybe it will make them better for the next one.
based fucking guy with the splyce jersey hoyl shit
>>1816571That was boring and wack as fuck, are you retarded?
I have seen enough. Vitality can concede the trophy already
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
uhhhhhhhhhhh 2tards?
That's a FaZe bs round against FaZe
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH8A
>>1816580Starcraft 2 fan, probably. Respect.
come on gawd damn mongawrians it would be so fucking funny
>>1816591High octane CS, wouldn't have it any other way :)
Karrigan top rifler today huh
Losing to those deagles really fucked FaZe's momentum
karrigan cant compete against that chess playing gigabrain
Fazebros.... The water is cold....
please Mongolz eliminate this overrated hype merchant trash
Asia chads it's our time to shine
>>1816611retard, they will not get a single round after that deagle fluke
>senzu and 910 showing up on stage without a cold start
uh, bros?
Phonebros the thread barely refreshes...
RAIN GOD LET'S FUCKING GO
>>1816627Works fine on my samshits23
>vitality-mouz is the early game
nice, I don't want to watch pain-mongolz
>>1816627post images so OP makes a new one
if Faze goes out does the crowd disappear on the 21st and 22nd like when it's all China top 4 at Dota tournaments??
>>1816635What happened to those 3 retards constantly making new threads?
>>1816635I'm also phone posting... it's up to you anon
I really don't get this ohne hype. Like wtf is this shit
>>1816639im on my ipad lol
>>1816640gamblefreaks hate gambling but love opening cases
>>1816637Unc can relax, I won't make the new one. No need for 2 threads.
>>1816640he can be funny sometimes
league has caedrel, its not a cs only thing
This will be Asia's first major
>>1816640Was funny during COVID, started at the right time etc but yeah his stream is very bad
elige's stats are concering
>>1816640he speaks funny
he's just a color commentator
broky > s1mple
there, I said it
pimple with the parkinsons classic
SAVE KARRIGAN FROM THOSE WASHED UP SHITTERS NOW
T sided map just wait for Karrigan & the boys to dissect the mongoloidz next half :)
That's it, I'm downloading Valorant.
Now I get why monesy was looking up to simple.
>>1816658nah, that's the geriatric alcoholic shake
kek he literally fucvking shudders his entire body
>>1816647When was the last time he carried Faze to victory and wasn't just playing second fiddle?
He really doesn't have much time in T1 left
It's over, EliGE is choking like he always does when it matters
>>1816673the n0k0 of NA...
i really dislike karrigan so despite the potential kino I'm cheering against faze
karrigan making funny grimaces while they fumbled the half and Elige is already tilt lol
>american crowd
literal retards
anyone baking for the phonefags?
>>1816681I would stop being a faze fan if I saw this picture.
he's gonna do it
first game is just a wam up. mongloids stand no chance
>>1816678you hate him so much you would rather have vita curb tomping mongolz / pain over vita vs faze???
are you retarded??
>>1816681One last GOAT to FaZe... forsaken.
>>1816686sir that is India flag not pakistan
>>1816691vita will lose against pain
>>1816688probably the fat guy
it's fucking 29°c in my room right now. I'm dying.
I fucking hate karrigan, take this seriously fat fuck
>>1816688Faze jersey on the right
Any cute girls in the crowd?
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>>1816687i legitimately do
>>1816700same i havent stood up in 4 hours and my pants are completely wet
Sons of Chingis don't care about disadvantages
>>1816686did you know that jeets breathe same oxygen as you
So... what if Faze loses lmao
>>1816720Then Vitality 100% wins the Major
faze.... don't let me down... don't fuck up my pickems
cmon don't waste a karrigan life game...
this faze could not even be competitive against vitality
>>1816726Mouz will dogwalk them
>crowd silent
lmaooo just like i predicted you freaks
Hometown hero 6-11. Never trust EliGE to step up when it's desperate.
>>1816705I saw a blk qween
Yeah there ain't no way Faze is beating whichever team makes it to the final even if they win here
how come they all touch each other after every round win? you can tell a lot of them don't want to do it...
*throat sings right in your ear*
>>1816687I miss the old scene in general. And then it all went to shit when Astralis era ended.
I will laugh my ass off if PAIN wins against Mongolz
>>1816732plastic soulless b*lt with no personality past I'M MEGA GAY I PRAY TO THE RAINBOW SWASTIKA
>upcoming aimlords win on Mirage
Zzzzz
Ez reverse sweep
>>1816732thorin is an autistic retard who despite having 10k hours in this game and watching every pro game still couldnt manage to get a higher rank than mg2
>>1816732one time i agree with jL
>>1816647They really have to get rid of the bald fraud
CARRYgan and faze are still losing...
>>1816710anon, you might have pissed yourself
>>1816750yo...what the actual fuck are they doing
is karrigan the only one feeling the energy
Fazebros defcon 2 I repeat defcon 2
To the discord
FaZe is the most reddit astroturfed team, they obviously only picked up players based on how much more of a fanbase they can get.
It's insufferable.
Wake up s1mple for the love of god you can't waste karrigan's lifegame like this.
>>1816732lol he's right
thoorin baits engagement with garbage statements, his life is so fucking sad
he's all alone, no real friends, just other grifters like himself who hang out with him, and he says IM ESPORT, fucking kek
f*ze sisters not like this
>>1816763umm he is literally a stand-in though?? How about you get your full-time players like Elige do ANYTHING in this game?
Place turns to a library once MongolZ wins a round
>central asian nationalist team winning over globohomo team
wtf is this script?
Why the fuck does my 5 stack always smoke short while Faze clan does not? Wtf
why is the observer getting worse?
its ok simpel will activate next game since hte nervesa re gone bros believe #fazeup
i dont know if i can keep watching this
>>1816760no, na`vi is far more reddit
>tec9/Deagle B rush
Just like my premier :)
>>1816775a visual metaphor for faze
hopefully mouz will win the major
>>1816732OOF based JL ngl
The mongolz all look like twinks or actual women wtf?
>>1816775>getting worsethey have been awful for the playoff stage
your "goat" is washed, getting diffed by random chinks
>>1816785its already amde dont mke new
>>1816775Its fucked up they don't put the name of the observers in every game on hltv so viewers can judge their quality.
>faze are a two maps team
Faze finally hits a tournament that drug tests the players and they lose all clutch.
Elige is the NA Niko
KSCERATO is the BR NiKo
>>1816733they can beat vitality, vitality are weak at anubis
I still don't understand why Mongolia is CS powerhouse.
>>1816822Ex USSR country + blitz and maara spearheading a golden generation
Either he got CS2'ed or this shot might have sealed s1mple carreer.
>>1816889>CS2'ednah go back to twitch chat, S1mple is washed
DAMN Furia gets the easiest bracket we're so back
>1815279
yes you schizo, none of the niggas who replied to you earlier were me
>>1816546>completely silentNigga are you deaf or was your stream muted? This crowd was loud af for every match.
>>1816240I have a MUCH better photo from this moment but I am too scared to post it until the major ends
>>1816688That's not the floor section :)
where the fuck is everyone
GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE
WHY IN THE SEVEN FUCKING HELLS ARE BOTH SEA AND AUSSIE SERVERS FULL OF CHINKS WHO APPARENTLY HAVE BETTER AIM AND AWARENESS THAN PROS
FUUUUUUUUUCK
nanami and lucia would go through worlds and time just because they love you
can you say the same about your favorite?
CAM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
>cheaters win lole
epic game