Thread 1806198

sorry leftovers edition

www.dust2.*

is that ai
why

>>1806207
laziness

>>1806207
it's fitting
half the posters in these threads are bots

Last of my winnings
was a good run

>>1806211
how much are you up/down?

>>1807969
Only a hundred up or something. Spend everything I won on stupid bets like always

>faze have to beat asian LAN chokers and brazil and they're in the finals
fucking rigged
Not like they could ever beat donk but wtf man

>>1808529
it's about time
faze always get the hardest playoffs run and lose the final
this time they get the easiest and win the final

>>1806198 (OP)
Twistzz
NiKo
jL

which of these players has the most deranged haters? i vote for twistzz, his worst offense is being kind of annoying and yet theres a significant amount of freaks on hltv wishing him death.

>>1808948
>Twistzz
annoying squeaky vegan, thought he could do karrigan's job and failed + fell off hard in liquid, couldn't handle comedian
just really fun to make fun of
I do miss his faze time tho
>NiKo
the memes literally write themselves (no major, tables, tilting, boy love, ex-teammates doing better without him...)
came crawling back to G2 for an extra shot at a major - didn't work of course
>jL
apparently annoying on social media according to anons who follow him for some reason
seems like a bit of a cunt who'll smile to the camera while being a salty bitch who can't take a little banter

>theres a significant amount of freaks on hltv wishing him death.
I don't even care what anons think, why would I care what hltv think?

Banks' influence is growing

>>1808948
easily twistzz
he's a vegan, bad at trash talking, and a bad igl
those are the biggest "crimes"

niko's hate is a bit more deserved because he's a diva, a choker, and a malder. s1mple seems to have grown out of sperging at team mates and sometimes even says "my bad" nowadays. niko? not so much

jL has a huge ego but pretends to be humble (poorly)
he also tries to come off as genuine and "unapologetically himself!" while most of his persona is manufactured to be as appealing to as many people as possible

+ griks
+ nilo
+ tobiz (the coach of mouz nxt)

guess "nilo has to fight his way back" was just pr speak for "he's in whenever we don't need xlfoud for vrs padding anymore"
could be good

fucking bookie aren't sleeping on faze anymore
guess it's alright. I won't get to watch before sunday anyway
expecting good odds on faze vs vitality

Should you turn Damage Prediction settings all on or off?

>>1810030
why would you want fake damage animation/sounds?

I'm thinking ancient will probably be the decider
>faze ban mirage
>mongolz ban nuke or anubis
>faze pick nuke/anubis
if mongolz are smart they'll go for inferno, or even train, knowing that they're the underdog on stage. But they'll probably pick dust2 where they're more comfortable

>>1810100
the chances of train not getting banned in a major quarter final when it's both teams permaban is very low

Mongols will pull out the win and s0mple will metaphorically pass the GOAT torch to ZyGOD

>>1810113
you don't think faze would rather remove mirage than train in this match up?
of course it'll be banned in favor of ancient by both teams, but I don't think either will use their first ban on it

>>1810030
off, it's the most useless thing they ever added in the game options

>>1810123
this is faze's map pool at the major with simple, who is basically a stand in
and this is the amount of times they've banned maps
>train 6
>mirage 6
>inferno 5
>ancient 2
>dust2 2
>nuke 2

so while yes, faze would love to not ban train, the chances of that happening I feel are very low. Faze have a 4 map pool and you can bully them with their low amount of reps and practice on the others

Also, the only times faze have not banned train was their matches against legacy (legacy first banned train the first time they played, and legacy banned it again in the rematch during the next stage) and when mongolz banned it for them
even at dallas with simple and skullz they were banning train

So while I suspect faze will float it first stage to try and make up for their shit pool, if mongolz ban train they're incredibly dumb and doing faze a fucking massive favour
but who knows, faze might go full hail mary and it'll be the third map

>>1810193
>faze might go full hail mary and it'll be the third map
or they've been practicing it in secret
wouldn't be the first time karrigan pulled something like that out his ass

Which CS2 personalities do you think lurk the threads?

The bracket looks like it should be easy finals for faze and /ourgoat/ s0mple

Question is: Will miracle happen and navi will move past vitality and spirit for THE KINOEST FINAL IN HISTORY OF CS

>>1810610
ropz

>pay millions for all good players
>put them on bench
>now your team can easily win every tournament
genius

>>1811662
you're thinking small
just buyout every org and then and one of your orgs will win every event

>>1811562
give me a quick rundown on that guy

>>1810610
thorin and richard lewis are constantly posting in third person

reminder richard lewis has literally had a tranny's penis in his mouth

>>1812293
Richard Lewis has to be the dumbest fat annoying faggot of all time
Every time I hear his voice I want to change streams. This is like the one time ever I prefer the nigger(bardolph) to an educated white man

Current competitive map pool is dogshit

>>1812293
i'm not entirely certain, but i don't think remilia had a dick. i think it was one of the surgeries around the badawi time was a disaster, which is before they were living together. but i definitely don't know, and am also not sure on the timeline

>>1812297
He's not on this broadcast though is he? I fucking hope not.
Just don't go into streams of personalities you dislike, works for me.

>>1809071
Did it ever come out why he wasn't on the lineup from the start? I read that he was getting praise from the coaches for his "demeanor" in tryouts.

Also why the fuck did they not get rid of fucking yxngstxr he played so fucking bad in the important games of the major...

When did magixx start taking estrogen?

am i delusional furiasisters

>>1812531
yes

>>1812531
they wont even win today

>>1812541
clueless

>playoffs begin
>see James Banks and this crowd

>>1812531
they might even get dabbed on by pain bro

>>1812661
>turned 38
She's got like 100 eggs left bro you better hurry

lol look at the faces of these musicians
they got the giga ick but need the $
also LMAO empty crowd

Hello magog

SJOKZ MY LOVE

>>1812671
timestamp or fake

kek is NA ever going to let go of the only time they were relevant for a tiny period of time, it's kinda cringe after so many years

>>1812679
its called having pride in your country, hard to do for shitholes that barely have anything to showcase so i dont blame you bro

>>1812671
wave a sign saying /magog/

kek at the vitality boos

>>1812682
Pride in being the worst country to ever grace the CS scene? Bunch of mongolian goat herders are better than you "guys". +20 palantir score for such a kosher post though

>>1812671
good seat choice, burgerclap

>>1812677
No
>>1812684
I'm in the nosebleeds, wouldn't be shown

Freya is unironically perfect

why sjokz dressed like slut?

>>1812699
Mogs the other girl

>>1812698
how tf are you posting here in public lmao, respect

>>1812671
>>1812698
how do you post pictures from mobile

>>1812706
you serious?

reddit faze will lose, right?

>>1812700
She was fat in middle school and got bullied by her crush.

>>1812706
>>1812705
nta but I can't believe i share this board with you dumb niggers

Grease god

>>1812705
If I get a picture with mauisnake I'm posting it in here

>>1812710
yes

>>1812706
same way I normally do

>>1812720
They probably don't know you don't have to use an app for everything on their phone, or how to operate a file system or folder on their computers. Zoomers are so fucked and dumb, even about technology they grew up with

>>1812720
dont lump me in with the other retard. im asking how hes not embarrased to be publicly posting on this shithole

>>1812731
whats your user agent

>>1812726
why do i feel like youre this one twatter tranny whos always in his comemnt section

>>1812740
I don't have a twitter son

do they have beauty filter on? Or why is everyone suddenly so good looking?

>>1812736
my b junebug

But in the chaos of the event nobody notices and nobody gives a shit

her neck is so long (in a good way)

>>1812736
This isn't any more of a shithole than other sites normies would frequent

dirty bitch showing her big sexy whore leg

>>1812747
I look like this!

I taught americans loved Israel, why are they not cheering for Mouz?

is this the outfit to wear for a kid's game?

>>1812750
well thats true

>>1812531
PAIN unironically has a chance, biguzera has fallen's number. If FURIA wins they easily get to the finals.

Mongols will win btw

>>1812755
CS has the highest rate of anti-semites of any other FPS or e-sports game

Yesterday I was on the London Underground Metro and an asian guy sit down near me. He was listening to Thorin's Snake and Banter CS podcast. I bet he's also a lurker here.

where is my nigga banks

Remember to cheer for /ourguys/ Mouz!

>>1812771
>London
>Asian
which one

>>1812759
>violence
:D
>sex
:O

why are americans like ts

>>1812772
Banks is a cringe retard. Where is my GOAT OJ Borg?

>>1812775
asian (jeet)

>even sjokz knows that CS is the superior game
it is so over for league tards

>>1812776
violent nation of prudes

>>1812786
that's bold to assume that whore isn't going to do whatever gives her a paycheck

>>1812776
that's what puritanism does to a motherfucker

magix's a real nigga

On the eye test Austin gets a pass, good work burgers you are white tonight.

Wow calm down with thr close ups, I don't want to see chopper's zog face that close.

>cowboy hat
my culture is not your costume

post the guardian strut webm

>>1812786
she stopped doing the national leagues she still goes and does international tournies

THEY ARE NOT CHECKING SHIRO'S PILLOW

>>1812759
there's no grace in the scene anymore.

that intro was kino as fuck
top 3 all time?

>>1812816
Uppies!

>>1812811
>a denim shirt
kek

Jimpfat masterclass incoming

>>1812814
It was wack, and it's always been, at least scrawny or banks didn't ask if we're ready yet so there's that

holy shit guys Maui is looking TIGHT

we're still here
>>1806197
>>1806197
>>1806197

>>1812811
i cant even see her toes 2/10

>>1806198 (OP)
WHY SCREAMY

>>1812828
fuck off and come here, retard

Ok switching to the russian cast I guess, fuck scrawnders

>>1812839
no

Whats up with this new retarded UI not showing map picks, it is so fucking annoying...

kek total kikerape

we're all in the other thread you autists

>already a missed shot from sh0ro
Lmao

>observer misses 3 out of 5 kills while watching the dude waiting behind a smoke
I heckin love CS BLAST MAJOR!

sh0r0 missing shots turned this from a 10-2 kinda half to a 6-6

just so you know, if spirit loses this, furia will win this major.

>>1812941
Furia will be the fastest team to be exposed.
I know you brazilians are delusional but you have to be under some wild shit to think Fallen still has the mental capacity to win a single trophy, let alone a major.

mouz pick btw

A win for Israel is a win for USA, explains the chanting

I want both of them to lose

Zisters...

can some team buy donk already? he doesn't deserve this.

>>1812989
they will

>>1812999
like what team?

>>1812999
Failclowns will ruin him

>>1813001
>>1813002
literally any team has better players

>>1812999
deserve what? getting to play with russian speakers? getting to play in a team with a system made for him since he was a kid in the academy?

>>1812999
who has space or money to get him?

>Dust 2 next
Dust 2 and Russians, name a better relationship.

>torzsi and xertion not bottomfragging
zisters...

why there are only asians in the crowd
i thought this was NA event

T1 MOVEMENT

>>1813009
Russians and HIV
Russians and rape

chopper is so bad

i got too excited and clapped my hands too hard and almost broke my finger

wtf donk

Why did everyone pretend that spirit was the favorite?

made it in Austin!

>>1813029
because they've been in good form this major and mouz almost went 0-3

>win off smoke kills
so boring

SHITO

>>1813032
Gooseman taking his boomer selfie

>>1813029
we are not on dust 2 yet...

>>1813032
KING OF /MAGOG/

>goatsi proving the haters wrong
>sh0r0 proving the haters right

>>1813032
average white cs2 fan

ITS OVER

MOUZ pick btw, second map is d2 lol, we are going for a third map

>>1813032
you take pics like my dad kek

>>1813045
Nuke decider
always kino

>>1813049
>you
brother...

i apologize to NA crowd, it's better now

>USA chants again
Mouz will win.

okay I admit it, russians are pretty based:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ngd0SW4i4

who is gonna stop NAVI now that Spirit is out

That was a smoke block on window that allows that play holy shit kino.

>donk down
Round over

>>1813051
Nuke? More like puke.

>>1813058
>navi vs faze grand final
im gonna bust

>>1813045
They have a weak mental, I can se them chocking Dust, it has happened beffore

Zont1x made a multikill round, he's getting his dick sucked by a chinese girl tonight.

>>1813065
just change the map name to donk_2 bro

>>1813068
that was gonna happen regardless

ok

>>1813066
my fucking superhero

wtf zont1x

how did zontix get a double there?

KINOOOOOOO

no kit?

#1 Luhansk player

pathetic crowd

so lucky

scripted af

>>1813079
2 words: body shots

HOLY SHIT KINOOOOOOOOOOO

MY BODYSHOTTING FUARKING GOAT

were going to go from this to pain vs furia fucking hell

Holy fuck imagine the asian gangbangs this russkie will have for him alone.

Damn, really good way to start off playoffs.
Hype CS being played

>>1813087
actually insane how fast those kills were with body shots
like every shot on the spray hit

>>1813068
post it, there's no way this zigger is dating a chink

BAHAHAHAHA

>>1813090
Yeah an actually good match instead of EU slop.

>>1813056
u aint seen nothing, boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zw5rxho5sQ

MY STOIC CRABWALKING GOAT

>>1813068
>chinese girl
he has a chink gf?

>>1813090
https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/1935734408394219819

GET GASSED NIGGA

That incredible zont1x clutch then the team falls apart

>>1813095
he's ukrainian

donk bailed out by his mates but people will only talk about donk

>>1813102
>he has a chink gf?
>singular

>>1813107
LPR actually.

>>1813107
>he's ukrainian
zont1x is a proud citizen of Luganda

Boring zigger 2-0, wake me up next game

magixx 49 adr
kick him for zweih

>>1813103
kek

pros be like
>this is how I've always thrown this smoke fuck your new lineup nigger

the same pros
>misses mid window smoke in major

>>1813116
desu that diagonal run jump smoke is a bitch to land

crowdcheat incoming

magixx needs to get kicked
the worst "t1" player in the history of cs

>>1813107
Luhanskian

>magixx
tranny bot

zont1x is missing utility the whole game like level 9 holy shit why the fuck is this bot even on Spirit

>>1813120
they can't hear with the sound canceling headphones

bro magixx just use autoshotgun lol

>>1813126
>he unironically believes this
only soundproofed booths prevent crowd noise

>>1813128
actually, not even that works (unless it's a valorant crowd)

>>1813120
You are new anon, we discussed this ad nauseum. The sound proof is not 100% and the players still can feel the vibrations. Regardless this meme is a pure cope.

mouz plays cs
spirit play donk

yet all the reddit cs enthusiast cheer for spirit

sh0r0...

KWABIRIT

JIMI GOAT

>>1813128
It's a big stadium and they can't hear the crowd with ANC + game on full volume

fucking bodyshots

GODzsi humbling spirit

4 MID hit from SPIRIT IS SHIT, you just get comms and they get in on either bombsite

>>1813131
hypersonic trvke

kek

I never thought to ask, but why is this general on /vm/ and not /vg/? Too slow outside of majors?

>>1813128
they are wearing noise cancelling headphones over their game audio earbuds

i believed in brollan there..

>>1813142
ye

slampig spotted

>>1813142
yes

>>1813131
CS died with GO. This is Valorant lite ADHD slop.

USA USA USA

ALTER

>>1813143
You can feel the vibrations of the crowd no matter how soundproofs the headset is

>>1813131
mouz should try being less ugly and genocidal, could help them gain some fans

>>1813142
>I never thought to ask
>thing asked every thread

at least it's kino

jimmy threw the round by throwing a nade on himself

HOLY
FUCKING
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY SHIT AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCCCKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

TORZSHIT KYS

no fucking way

those shitters don't deserve to be this lucky

>>1813142
/vg/ is literally the most active board on this website it will never survive outside of big LANs

OMG THAT SPRAY THORZI WTF

YOOOO

This is like the best gave I ever watched.

Its fucking incredible how these people can fumble.

holy fucking shit bros

>americans cheering for ziggers
Reagan is spinning in his grave rn

ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX ZONTIX

OT script getting old

HOLY FUARKERINO
SOMEONE CHECK ON CHINA
ALL OF THEIR WOMEN HAVE ORGASMED AT THE SAME INSTANT

MY
FUARKING
BODYSHOTING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT

>bro he's low just spam
>ok

*sprays the exact same spot*

TIL cs "pros" still miss easy spray

>>1813172
theyre cheering for both teams nigger we all want some good cs

>>1813142
/vg/ is worth it if you're game is constantly updated most of the activity in here only picks up during majors and tournaments

>>1813172
Mouz negative aura beats everything

reminder this should be the first OT.

>>1813128
They don't lol, The International has them and the DOTA pros said they can still understand the crowd

donk keeps dying because team is so shit and doesnt hold lol

>>1813182
But they have 2 greatest allies playing for them?

>surprised the MIGA crowd is pro russian
shiggidy

>>1813181
They're hating on brollan and jimpphat, cracker.

let's be real, with poohy their mental would already be broken

>>1813172
are these posts bait? this is cs2 my nigger
if politics is that important to you book a ticket to ukraine and go die in a fire

>>1813187
> miga crowd cheers against jews

>>1813192
No I'm serious. It was my understanding that texans would hate all things communist and russian.

>>1813198
Texans are the biggest cucks.

Crowd liked when Spinx lost the clutch just now.

FUCKEN PLAYOFFS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT\

>>1813184
her @?

>3. Mouz Picked Mirage
KWAB

chopper never wins that 1v1 without crowd btw

team spirit more like team mega lucky

>>1813199
Certainly looks like it.

Only mouz fans in the arena are saars lmao

>>1813193
drumpf didnt nuke iran yet, so migards think it's ok to betray greatest ally

BRO ON LAN

why is magixx allowed in a male only team?

>>1813192
schizo's constantly trying to bait people into reacting to their politics
last week they were shitting up the thread with race fagotery

fucking bodyshots again

of course my adblock finally gets owned on playoffs

zontix been good this map but lmao he just always fucking crabwalks

>>1813198
Texas is not in Eastern Europe, mate

If mouz actually loses this game im cheering for spirit.

>>1813185
nah past few rounds he's been playing like a retard. Pushing through smokes, getting caught with nades in hand etc.

>>1813211
Same reason why he's not allowed in the women's washroom

>one of your players offer you 2 free OTs
>You still cant win shit
Magixx, chopper and shiro have blood on their hands.

CAMAAAAAN MOUZ FUCKING WIN IT

>mouz are learning to win
thanks scrawny

>>1813216
>implying russia hasn't been america's #1 enemy for decades

2-0 for spirit

spinx is sucking so much cock this game

>>1813172
this is what vitality derangement syndrome does

triple ot?

>>1813214
u can watch on blast.tv, sister

you will never see mouz or vitality fans, the only vitality fans are french zywoo glazers

>>1813214
install user agent switch on chrome and swap to firefox 33

no one will read this so i'll confess i want to get 910 pregnant

>>1813230
same with sp0r0t though
just russians and/or donk glazers

wasnt torszsi like 18-6?

>>1813215
It's cool that he can make something so typically nooby work, the crabwalking and bodyspraying honed to perfection, feel like it would make more sense to go for the body if others on the team except for donk did too though

gg fuck mouz.

>>1813230
I just want spirit to lose cause I hate trannies

i want to see a streaker at a esports LAN desu

yeah gg nice try

it's fucking over
2-0

All possible because of zont1x's absurd clutch moments

Neither of these clowns can beat Faze or Vitality.

bro mouz takes with five-sevens you know this happens

kek losing your own map pick

jewish rat sissies...

silver elite ass clear

torzshit should have gone with a rifle

Lazy clear donk

>>1813238
vitaly is in jail but i could see him going to a cs event

>>1813244
give me a B03 where this doesn't happen

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHA, FUCKING RUSSIAN FRAUDS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
CINEMA

lol

TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT TRIPLE OT

lol
lmao even

lol donk so bad

>1.3 million viewers on a thursday night for Europeans, when one of the least popular teams is playing

incredible. a faze - vitality final would break records

not a lazy clear it's a read you silver dogs

but it's a silver read on eco

scripted for ratings just like the nba

LET'S FUCKING GO ISRAEL CUT THEIR DICKS

magixx so useless ong

>>1813263
not without russians bro

so fucking LUCKYYYYY

Jannies don't like your Jew memes. Even if on topic

>>1813268
he's so bad at shooting
like all the time, he has 2+ seconds and doesnt kill someone, it's absurd

>>1813267
ANOTHER 6 GORILLIONS TONIGHT

VALOSHIT COULD NEVER LMAO
INFACT
NO OTHER ESPORT COULD EVER BE THIS KINO

>>1813268
should've gotten kyousuke

reminder that chopper and magixx has been in spirit for like a decade and could never come close to win anything before they got donk

love em or hate em you know gotta hand it to how mouz play

If I see Nuke in playoffs, I am going to scream. Fucking hate that map.

>>1813274
broodwars is a million times more kino

GOATSI

>wife on a company woman's retreat to Jamaica
>just phoned me saying her team needs more time to close a deal and she has to stay until Monday
>she's upset but has to do what she has to do
>ohhh babe damn that sucks I love you hope you do your best hahahaa (I'm actually super fucking stoked to kill this fridge full of beers and smoke some joints watching CS for the next 4 days)
>gonna have the lads over for the semis and the final
This weekend's shaping up to be amazing brehs

torzshit...
gynecomastia...
jew rat...
goonmeister...
Brollan...
I beg you, just this once...

magixx is so fucking bad

Spirit can't do shit unless zont1x is clutching

KAMAAAANA FINISH IT THIS TIME

>its round 39 what do we do hally
>idk, donk run up cat?

torzsi and lifgaming against spirit, name a more iconic duo

>>1813279
why?
never watched franzJ?

>I came to get blasted
am*rican women

disgusting whore in crowd

>>1813283
didnt u post this cuck shit on the previous major aswell

no bomb lmaoo

bros??

wtf is that plant?

scripted

I have not seen that plant even in faceit.

>>1813297
they were scared of ct

>>1813292
>reddit censorship

>>1813296
I'm going to detonate in her.

>>1813292
>>1813293
>>1813296
esl moment

>>1813297
>lollan holds ct
>nobody holds con or stairs
>lets plant open for ramp
LULE

>>1813296
>the silence from the casters

>>1813284
>goonmeister...
Jame (pbuh) once again vindicated.

LOL

HOLY SHIT I KNEEL

HOLY SHIIIIIIITT

LOOOOOOL

LOL KINO

that was so fucking clean

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCK

KOBE

BASED MOUZE

HOLY KINO I LOVE ISRAEL

cyka blyat i need peek give me frag

HOLY FUUUCK

fucking jews Spirit need an austrian or a georgian player ASAP

What the actual fucking shit is this fucking game?

SPINX DROPS THE SAMSUN OPTION

FUCKING APOLOGIZE TO SPINX NOW

DO IT RIGHT NOW

I bow to Israel

I FUARKING KNEEL

>>1813296
i have yet to see an attractive woman in the crowd

>>1813294
hello, newfag!

based jewish demon magic

BOOBA

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

That's the 200 IQ Jewish plays

the first map being this good is bad actually

>>1813329
what race is that creatura

>>1813329
looks like ventis non retarded sister

mouz need to get NertZ so we can get the true israeli squad

>>1813336
>most hated team in any sport ever

>>1813336
and heavygod and the kissing guy from vitality

ONE. MORE. OT.

bruh.

magixx almost threw that because of how bad he is lol

what a series to start the stage games damn

SO FUCKING LUCKY HOLY SHIT

NEVERMIND FUCK SPINX

HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP THAT DUEL?

can't take it man

he's powering up

MAGIX DOUBTERS WHERE YOU AT?

WHY CANT THEY CLOSE IT OUT.

LOL
MAGIXX ALMOST LOST THAT
ONE MORE BULLET AND HE WOULD BEEEN DONZO

Okay I am convinced, counter strike players are paid by the round. That or Blast bought both team to threw to farm content as long as possible.

please just end this shit already

magix looks like a tranny

VALULRANT could never

>>1813348
Here and my opinion remains unchanged

>>1813354
>>1813274
rent free

>ok ill watch one map
>fast forward 3 hours
JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU JUST WIN ALREADY

>>1813353
he is or will be

PHOON'D

JUST FUCKING USE THE AWP WTF

>flameZ
>NertZ
>HeavyGod
>Spinx
>xertioN

vs

>tabseN
>syrsoN
>0SAMAS
>tiziaN
>k1to

>kakafu (coach)

who wins

>>1813329
i kneel

>>1813362
what? donk would've died off 1 tec9 hit.

>>1813347
grandma looks ass mf

>>1813329
barely

these crowd slomo shots are breddy good

Man game 1 and 2 sure were intense, can't wait for game 3

>>1813363
silence, canaanite

>>1813364
Tabsen is ethnically Polish btw.

>1 match takes 2 hrs
this should not be happening in 2025

was that guy chanting jimmy is a gooner?

>>1813364
imagine falcons vs the israelis at esports world cup, you think they would just behead e'm or something

>>1813372
he's prussian

now it's actually over.

surely its gg for real this time.

overtime slop

>>1813375
saudi rats are friends with the jews

fucking shit game

chopper stays.

Here's the script: MOUZ wins the next 3 rounds and then we get a tech pause

mouz plays a better cs they need to win

>>1813364
the team with the undetectable cheats

yo why does mouz coach look like he has downs syndrome

quintuple ot

Have you ever seen an OT4 game with a kill spread like this?

>>1813382
>>1813380
mad valosissies????

white christian bros we're winning

APOLOGIZE

speaking of...
why not just make BO1 matches mirage only :^)

based fatty

HOW FUCKING BAD ARE YOU

WHY PEEK?????????

>>1813384
Oh yeah?

Apologize to magixx

I TOLD YOU FUCKER AGGAIN AND AGGAIN MAGIXX IS THE GOAT

they're going to win major

>Chopper clutching TWICE
>magixx clutching

This game is over, fuck the 2 minutes captcha timeout

so many clutch rounds from spirit

>won by crowd cheat
really skilled...

>>1813391
>white
Wrong
>christian
Wrong

WHY did he peak

USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

Both are villains anyway

>>1813401
vitality? yeah, we know

bro has a cs2 map ever had this many clutches?

kyousuckyfucky could never

would

magixx please fuck my waifuu

APOLOGIZE

mouz, you had ONE fucking job

how can mouz not kill 1 or 2 people when they have a big lead theyve thrown like 5 rounds like that

crazy how much better mouz played but still lost

>>1813401
Faze? It was the case since they passed stage2.

>why did he peek
no, niggers. the peek was fine. why did he miss tho. oh yeah, because magixx walks like a bot.

>>1813399
.. i kneel..

>>1813419
spirit only wins by lucky clutches mouz is constantly outsmarting them

>>1813414
what's her @

when are falcons playing?

>>1813424
goontherapist

>215k viewers
NA IS BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1813419
ye its crazy

>>1813425
July 26th

>>1813423
this only proves spirit sucks and will lose even if they make it to finals. theyre garbage and struggling with a team making this many mistakes

>>1813416
faze vitality will break 2mil

so gay and retarded

TOTAL
KIKE
DEATH

>>1813428
ty lad

now 2 more maps with ot

>>1813416
This is the FIRST map of the SECOND kind of boring game and it's probably top 5 viewership already

Goddamn this game is growing like a monster

I think this has to be the best Chopper game in 6 months

TZD

is we really pretending this isn't a prerecorded hecking epic game?

Whoever peek that angle deserved that loss.

kino match but mouz shouldve won donk played like a total fucking retard

>tranny team wins
and people cheer

>>1813437
BASED

>>1813443
>is we

>>1813446
who's a tranny, we got chad1x on spirit

>opening map of opening game is a quintuple OT with every round won by a clutch + last second defuse
Even when CS is bad it's the most insane game to watch in esports.

>>1813446
Yes because everyone hates kikes.

lmao how autistic is zont1x

>>1813437
TOTAL
KIKE
DEfeat lol

>zont1x not getting booed on stage
There really aren't any red blooded americans left huh?

no one got a good rating
keep in mind torzsi started like 18-6 with over 100 adr

>>1813440
>mouz vs spirit
>boring
only boring game is pain vs furia

And so the seethe begins

lmao

they LITERALLY win that shit if the retard just moves his mouse when he spams that smoke fucking RETARD

I want to also watch paiN vs FURIA but I work in 10 hours from now

>loser gets to smell sjokz
this makes no sense

>>1813454
he's a ukie mate

>>1813433
Navi vs. G2 at Stockholm had 2.7 million. Zywho could never.

this mid game interviews is kinda gay
i mean, i don't mind it personally, but the players shouldn't be forced to do this

i dont like these after map interviews

>>1813463
Not according to him buddy

why did they try to force the A play that round where jimi had full B control?

>>1813452
not as autistic as donk or magixx

>mouz is gonna get dog-walked on d2
>vitality is gonna choke in the semis
>spirit is gonna win the final in another 3-mapper

Freya who?

>>1813460
me too, more unfortunate is is that faze vs mongolz is also in the late timeslot

>>1813455
I can't even begin to explain how retarded you are. take a moment to look at your picture again and take a big think

>>1813462
she comes from league and doesnt shower

>>1813471
i want her to sjokz my cjokz

>>1813470
playing like that spirit aint winning any finals. imagine struggling with a team constantly making mistakes

>>1813459
I'm still fuming
biggest throw of that match

holy kek

the crowd background to the analyst desk is soulful

>>1813471
generic dyed-blond whore #131231

>>1813465
>forced
they signed contracts with BLAST months ago, dont sign the contract if you dotn wanna uphold your end of th deal.

>>1813465
yeah indeed
what's even the point. they only saw their pov, not like the viewers. so not much insight they could give anyway

these "clutches" show how scripted this major is, this doesn’t happen in a normal LAN, we always see a save round

>>1813474
>scent concentrated just for him
it makes even less sense

>>1813473
no i dont get it

Does magixx have the biggest major buff? While niko has the biggest major debuff.

>>1813477
faze always does this and they are major winners

Better image of the trophy

>>1813474
I need that stinky desperate hag so bad.

>>1813484
where fatty
wait wtf this isnt kpg

>>1813484
if it's scripted we're gonna see a vitality v faze matchup so it matches the goat narrative

>>1813487
For me its Rain

>>1813463
he's a russian speaking ""ukrainian"" like half of their country including s1mple, Edward, markeloff, r1nkle, sdy, w0nderful and b1t

the only relevant ukie player I can think whose native tongue is ukrainian is woro2k and maybe DemQQ

>>1813456
>second kind of boring game

>>1813471
trans hairline and face and shoulders and arms

what if faze dont make to finals?
Paris major rerun?

>>1813472
thank allah I don't work on saturday but I do have a work ""meeting" at like 8:30 pm tomorrow (game starts 10 pm in my timezone). I'll be gone by 9:30 pm so I can catch vitality-NAVI

>>1813454
zont1x is literally fucking 3 chinese girls at the same time as I'm typing this post.

>jews glazing eachother
lmaooo

>>1813498
>already doubting and were not even 4 hours into the major

>>1813495
100% of ukraine is russian speaking
zontix however is literally from one of those regions that been under russian occupation for over a decade

>>1813498
it's gonna be vitality vs furia, unfortunately

paiN will win the major

>>1813454
russians and jews are america's greatest allies

>>1813500
>yeah bro well that guy is having sex
That isn't the own you think is is

>>1813497
you are gay

>>1813505
YEKINDAR comeback will be generational

>>1813498
bro faze isn't even the 4th best team in the playoffs

>>1813504
not all of them speak russian as their first language

>>1813487
He's not as bad as your retards pretend but his clutches were served on a silver plater to him this game

>>1813471
i don't wanna hear freya i wanna hear my wife sjokz

>>1813500
fucking 3 chinese girls is like getting a spray drop

>>1813512
just wait until p1mple lifegames and starts hitting retarded noscope awp jumpshots

frankie mogs those ugly whores

>>1813510
if my niggas yeki and fallen (and their buddies) pulls a boston, i might cry

>>1813521
what if paiN pulls a Greece 2004

if they have people that dont know anything about the game talking about it
couldnt they at least find someone that isnt repulsive to look at

So there's like two schizo posters in this thread.
One obsessed over trannies
One obsessed with Israel

>>1813508
He's not having sex, he's having sex right now, that's the key difference.
Need some chinese slaves to relieve himself from pressure by sucking his fat ukraini cock.

fuck brazil

>>1813526
you're indian though

>>1813526
saaaaaars

>58% winrate
yeah its over fuck you sbinx

>>1813530
>>1813532
>safe racism

>>1813528
>He's not having sex, he's having sex right now
That doesn't make it any better. Flexing somebody else getting his dick sucked is pathetic.

>get normal player donk in your map pick
>lose
MOUZ you DESERVE to lose but ffs do something.

we're probably getting a 13-3 13-5 stomp after this kino thanks brazil

pretty good for opening map

>>1813522
brazil would never shut up about it
at least if furia pulls it off, there will be a huge caveat to stop them from getting too uppity

torzo more like i'm gay and retarded and can't spray a smoke

>>1813534
>blody basterd!

>>1813416
VALULRANT could never

>>1813514
at least 90% have it as their *real* first language. well maybe it has decreased a couple of percent in the last few years. if you're looking at official statistics saying more than that, that's kind of like claiming irish is the first language in ireland and you know that isn't true.

>>1813539
pretty good lmao, this is historic
praying the hype keeps up and blows up after the finals

>>1813542
See
>>1813534

>>1813546
>benchod britisher do not redeem!!!!!

>>1813545
not sure the vitality mongolz final will be that hype

>>1813543
Why are CStrannies so obsessed with Valochads?

d0nk will go down as the counter strike GOAT

>>1813547
See
>>1813534

>>1813553
>saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

>>1813471
it would be so nice to have her in my bed and snuggle together.......

>>1813555
See
>>1813534

uh oh

>>1813526
that's on every thread though

why does spirit do this? going long on t on pistols and just lose vs usp? you never win vs usp on long.

>pistol round won
it might not be over

is magix a twink or femboy?

>>1813562
ahahahahahaahha

APOLOGIZE

shiro haters?

>>1813562
lol

>>1813563
nigga how is he a twink he's 100kg

>>1813563
Do you know what words mean?

>>1813563
There are no fat twinks and femboys.

Filthiest fucking toggle

SH0R0 FULL LOG IN

nice cheats

?????????????????????????????????????
TOGGLING THAT EARLY?

shoro ragetoggle ggnore

winning pistols means nothing if you lose the follow up

>>1813563
magixx and donk get haircuts and everyone will be a spirit fan

magixx is such great representation for us trans girls. Im glad it pisses off the cis men

is mouz giving up already?

why are we even allowing russians to compete? we should be following the moves of actual sports and kicking the russian athletes unless they denounce the war in Ukraine.

Comms
Na major
Russia defeats Israel

>>1813566
luck

why do you thirdies even care about views?
cs is thriving without recordbreaking numbers and it will never reach sports level, esports lost its chance to go mainstream when covid hit

>Spirit is just going to keep going cat every single round
I'm going to take a nap and wait for 3rd map or FURIA.

>>1813582
they literally did that

>>1813576
not really, you still won a round

>>1813585
>cs is thriving without recordbreaking numbers and it will never reach sports level, esports lost its chance to go mainstream when covid hit
cs might not have hit the COVID peak but CS is objectively the only eSport right now that is thriving on all levels.

>>1813549
it's an inferior product, a literal chinese rip off
look at what's going on with overwatch retards they hate marvel rivals
it's a game for washed american cs "pros" like tenz

did spirit try to eco frag or what was that?

zionist bros, ww@?

>>1813582
I guess that's the proof that esport is not respected :(

>>1813591
And you need to bring it up constantly because?

>>1813591
Marvel rivals better than overshit thoughtbeight

do not ever wish for you sport to go mainstream and be fucked by normies
>t. f1 fan

>>1813597
>better
it really isn't THOUGH

>>1813597
Maybe on planet retard.

is torzsi a tilter? he pops off hard sometimes but other times he has pure dog games.

>>1813597
>my shit smells better than yours!

>>1813598
CS has barely changed for over almost 30 years

>>1813585
>and it will never reach sports level, esports lost its chance to go mainstream when covid hit
good
the only thing esports scenes need to realize is that taking in that saudi oil money is good
if someone's willing to pump millions into a dying scene, why the fuck not

>>1813598
1960sbro...

>>1813604
and that's a good thing

>>1813598
How could normies fuck up something like F1?
It's fucking racing

>>1813604
>has
you mean had.

>>1813602
no, just a choker
xertion is the tilter

SPIRIT EXPOSED FOR DMA RADAR CHEAT: https://www.youtube.com/live/9l8m52eY3JU

>>1813598
the only way i ever watch f1 is when they give mic to every racist and let us listen to every shittalk and insult they throw
instead in a sport watched only by 40 year olds you cant even say fuck or you get fined

I've been at work all day what happened

>mirage
>dust2
we could’ve had a kino overpass and cache right now but valve is a damn retard

full b push literally always loses vs car
can't you molly that somehow?

>AWP 1v2
>sh0r0 pussy ass faggot gives up immediately and throws the AWP away

>>1813610
>xertion is the titter
fixed

>>1813613
6 OT clutches

>>1813615
Not safely from tunnel. Gotta be up middle around window for that

>>1813613
zont1x mogged every headshotcel in the world

suddenly magixx hits head only
KWAT

average broky fan

chopper is so bad
useless calling
useless player

>>1813617
big khazarian milkers

>>1813615
Maybe you can with a boost inside upper cave

- dust2

donk is the most overrated player. dude just runs out and dies instantly

HOLY SHITTO MOUZ UP 2 WE GOT THIS

yep, we're going to 3rd map decider

>>1813630
don't jinx it, goy

>>1813627
we'll see if he changes his playstyle as he will lose some of his reflexes.

>>1813630
CT sided map spirit can come back its actually looking bad for mouz losing 3 rounds on ct

Incendiary grenade is so fucking useless.

i can't get excited for this after that last map

>>1813638
hype died down

>>1813638
i have a feeling that this will go ot too, no kizzy

(((malta)))
shit island

Jimmy and Xertion are the only interesting players on Mouz.
Spinx is a kike, Torzsi is a fat boomer, and Brollan is a fucking zoomer with that retarded haircut

>fat Mexicans chanting USA
Kek

>>1813640
hopefully
>>1813639
yeah the first one was too exciting, those maps should be the last ones

americans are retards

amerikkka demographics unrionically be like

>>1813644
>interesting players = players i have a crush on

post dona please

>>1813649
milk truck

>chopper 20 adr
bro

>>1813582
same for jews

>>1813649
Is that jersey meant to be banter aimed at the brazilians?

did /ourmole/ die or why is he mia

>>1813644
they had freak aura with siuhy, then they cut him and lost a lot of good will

>>1813590
>thriving on all levels
CS does not really see much investment as other esports

jimi goat

thank you Jimpp, fuck F*nland but thank you.

how can brollan fuck up that?

jimmy missed 2 jumps and still killed him kek donk is so fucking shit

Should've gooned donkey.

niko tier tilt

chopper

>>1813644
xertion is more of a kike than spinx. the first one is an ashkenazi and the latter one is one of the native jews (aka semitic desert dwellers that aren't european converts)

>donk is le goat
>can't reload

swear he was on jimmys head when he shot

>>1813663
what did we ever do to you

>>1813660
That's because burgers don't wanna touch it because of terrorism association and nobody sold out to the chinks.

>>1813674
you'd think with such huge of a chinese player base and crowd we'd see some big asian orgs jump onto the bandwagon already

ok im getting excited now we all goonin to javs tonight

THE GOONER DEMON WOKE UP

TORILLE TAVATAAAAN

donk is having a stinker on t side, that includes mirage too

>chrisj
based