Bad guys won edition
https://www.hltv.org/
OPERATION DROPPING IN HOT THURSDAY
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flamez staring at dona's boobs for the third day on a row
>>1823494 (OP)what could've been
Donk is better than Zywoo. Zywoo is nothing without the rest of his team. Stay mad Vitaggots
3 CS2 major finals
1 win
NiKo who?
Reminder that I would've won this easy.
>>1823512"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10
Litre Tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
That means Russia has the cheapest cry.
>>1823514Faze wins if he didnt leave so no elige
>>1823512>Donk is better than Zywoo
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Another major MVP for zywoo.
>>1823522how can you people still deny this when zywoo is going 8-14 against teams like mongolz meanwhile donk never goes negative
>this is it... this is how it ends... /magog/... I shall see you again, old frens
I was happier to see falcons bomb out than mongols making it to the finals, that's saying a lot.
>>1823507WRONG! HE IS AN ASS MAN
>>1823529>how can you people still deny thisHave you tried counting the trophies?
>the year my dad dies, all the teams I support in various sports win the biggest trophies
I can't even say it's a good year for me.
>>1823529>donk never goes negativeKEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rn-vMbFglI&t=197s
>>1823508based mezii searching in his inner ancestral colonialism blood to dominate savage hordes
>>1823543very happy for Mezii and FlameZ, they have a positive effect on the scene
>>1823512donk got the best positions in ct, his team constantly set him up in ct and T side. the second he stops raping on T side his team gets exposed.
zywoo is definitly more versatile, at least he showed he can dominate on csgo and cs2.
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>the mvp trophy is a sheriff badge
zywoobros... /sp/ is laughing at us again... not like this...
donk has a weak mindset, if he doesnt performs he starts blaming the desk and gets physical, kid isnt shaped for it
>player break
who will build the team that will save the scene?
>>1823509cologne fazebro... cologne
>>1823529donk always finds a way to do an eco ace
>>1823557falcons
this time the rebuild will work for sure
>>1823564Those paycheck stealers aren't saving anything but the money they get for being trash, mate
>>1823564Faze will NEVER win anything with ELIGE
screenshot this
>>1823550are those teeth achievable natty?
I'm so happy for ZywOo, I've been his fanboy since 2017
The best player ever finally won everything there is, no point in even watching CS anymore
Thank you for everything, GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozRAtIM2r-U
Is anyone genuinely surprised vita won? I think it was obvious it was gonna end like that the moment I saw the brackets.
>>1823564name a more reddit team...
>>1823573Ok post your 100k bet then smartass
>>1823512even last year Vita were arguably just as strong as G2 on paper and ZywOo still ghosted every play off. it happened again today but he finally has a team OP enough to cover his ass, it's crazy.
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>>1823572>X needs to be studied...
>>1823574FaZe 2018
FaZe 2020
I am sensing a pattern here...
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>>1823577for what it's worth, my balance was like 6€
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>how it started
>>1823554you can't blame donk for anything, his IGL is a complete fraud
>>1823583where is the 100k bet, bitch ass faggot
>>1823580>ZywOo still ghosted every play offCan you explain why you come here and just lie about the information that can be verified in less than a minute?
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>>1823589>how it progressed
>>1823588well, its america
>>1823587>didn't even go all inYou didn't really believe it
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>>1823589>>1823595>>18236003.0 numbers are just stupidly inflated, what is this
Yeah man, ZywOo with 2 rating, flameZ with 2 rating, apEX with near 2 rating
What are we even doing here? Just pointless padding, people used to mock players for 0.03 gaps, now donk will have like 5.14 and people will go "eh, classic donk stomp"
>>1823590LOL this i can't really argue with. I still think donk needs to grow up.
>>1823512donk is so buckbroken by the Major that he isn't even farming his beloved free ELO anymore with the few extra days off in NA
>>1823593>uhh it wasn't literally every playoff!mark of a midwit
0.10 average drop off in arenas, cope
>>1823601I'm against 3.0
muh important kills, I'm sorry but it's an economy based game so every kills are important.
how many teams in history held Cologne, Kato and Major at the same time, except 2022 Faze? are Vitality only the second to do this?
/magog/ is kill sadly.
all the tranny lovers will skip this thread until cologne. :(
>>1823604>every play off>n-no I didn't mean EVERY play offYou're just too stupid to live
>>1823608now its time to ACTUALLY play the game
be honest, do you remember a single play other than 910's ace and mzinho's quad?
>>1823613ZywOo's 2nd round clutch
>>1823606I think it's just FaZe for now.
>>1823609if you resort to arguing semantics you already lost
0.60 3rd map vs nexa and a retired stew btw
>>1823613zywoo no scope through the smoke on the A retake
>>1823619midnesy life game what can do
>>1823619>posts a single one where he's still top 2 overall>tries to argue he didn't very clearly type "every play off"KWAB
>>1823622Nah, his lifegame was in copenhagen but g2 blew it.
what to do now that majors is over
>>1823628go to sleep for one month
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What is AWP?
>>1823507Dont be antisemitic his grandad survived the holocaust
This is not /pol/
We love israel and deny the mass immigration conspiracy theory
>>1823550
>>1823625you do understand that in every scoreboard you posted his rating has massively dropped off and you are just continuously proving me correct
>>1823637>We love israelFuck off spinx nobody loves Israel not even kikes wanna live in Israel.
>>1823603he realized it was making him shit
How do I claim the souvenir packages for the playoffs? Did I need to buy a pass beforehand?
>>1823639>ghosting is when you go from 1.30 to 1.25Just give it up bro lmao
>We love israel
Just flameZ actually.
>>1823645ironically that's the difference between a Spirit win and a Spirit loss
>>1823645he was averaging 1.39 in group stages lmao
>>1823648>ghosting is when you go from 1.39 to 1.25 and still are the best player on the teamLast reply, this delusion can't be beaten
>>1823650>ghosting is when your rating drops by 0.14 in playoffs and 0.21 in finalsyes
>>1823641FlameZ is israeli citizen dumb anti semite
>>1823651What? Is this true? Is he fucking autistic?
June 20th 2025, The Day Counter-Strike died.
June 22nd 2025, Counter-Strike's Funeral.
>>1823655default keybinds back in the early 00's for quake, some kept it
>>1823655Just Quake things, IIRC his pops was a massive fan and he just went along with it
>>1823654>lives in CyprusLike I said not even kikes wanna live in Israel. Fuck off SPINX
>>1823655He's british, yes.
enough with the bong hate
>>1823657>>1823658>26 years >default keybinds for quakeYeah okay.
>>1823657>>1823658It seems unironically better for CS. You can strafe forwards and backwards more easily with these binds.
you'll buy the new zywoo mouse from pulsar.gg right?
I just want this scene to become competitive again. It's so fucking boring otherwise.
AT LEAST HAVE CLOSE BO5 GFs. I don't give a fuck who wins.
>>1823539maybe he made it possible?
shroud would've saved us from this timeline
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>you now remember Niko
>>1823673This bydlo will be a massive disappointment, he already stopped grinding Faceit and instead rates girls on stream
Kyojin RU edition, we will be there
anon are you still in autsin? go try out those new tesla robotaxis
natalie mars sissies........
https://x.com/ohnePixel/status/1651945412633190401
>the replies on this tweet
kek
>>1823680He's the 2nd biggest bydlo I've seen on CS scene after alcotronic. He has that human trash aura around him. Might just be the stink from the cigs, though...
holy SOUL
https://x.com/1mongolz/status/1936877385732739075
>>1823687>He has that human trash aura around him. why though? he doesn't do anything special?
>>1823686https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel/clip/WealthyRepleteShingle4Head-PREyq55JWeKfmrMH?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time
>>1823688damn that's based, how the fuck is their scene so big
>>1823692i dont know how "big" it is, they are 3 million people living in a fuckhuge country, i dont that much people outside of the capital and some big cities even have much internet presence, its rather that Mongolia kinda fucking sucks at all sports, they are dogshit in football, dont win in the olympics, etc. Even in wrestling they dont have much success for some reason.
So having someone being this successful on international stage probably becomes like a national thing for them
>>1823700why doesn't this nigga ever shave
>>1823701thats not halal, hes french
>>1823701Preparing for the Islamification of France so no
>>1823697Any recs? Please no bimbofied plastic dolls with big fake boobs and visible scar marks.
>mindbroken ruspig is now samefagging about tranny porn
wow what a blowout
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>>1823700Gums become more prominent with each trophy.
>>1823701dude will shave when he loses an event
>>1823708ciboulette
bella joie
celine dijon
autumn rain
leah hayes
This is all I have off the top of my head right now.
>>1823715Damn, I've gooned to all of these.
>>1823717Nicole Bastiani, she has just 1 scene but it's fucking awesome.
Astrid Soleil is also good but she's a little bimbo-fied.
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>>1823541>https://files.catbox.moe/8hztni.mp4Goat bros... Our response?
>>1823718>Nicole BastianiThis one is okay. Oliviarobin and Eeziss used to be my go to.
>>1823723All good things must come to an end...
>>1823723He'd still be the goat if the war hadn't broken out.
>>1823722>two vitality logos on the trophyrigged
>>1823725Olivia Would for the best trans x female action.
>>1823722Is this an rgb trophy that lights up if you plug it in?
Vitality will win 13 events this year
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>the only events Vitality didn't win are the ones they didn't participate in.
Yeah. We're witnessing history here. Not as impressive as Astralis, since it's not a national roster but still.
>>1823746they choked the first event, the blast bounty.
>>1823659Nobody lives in Cyprus lmao what are you smoking
Go back to /pol/
>>1823752That was with spinx. They haven't choked once (literally haven't dropped a single bo3) since they signed ropz.
>>1823754no it wasnt you bum, are you retarded?
>>1823753Nobody lives in Israel willingly either. That's why you've got kikes all over WEU and NA. Only some post soviet ashkenazi boomers live in Israel.
>>1823754no that was with ropz. eternal fire humbled vitality.
>>1823755Ah yeah they did choke against EF LMAO. Well, irrelevant tourney with no crowd and only 7 other contenders.
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>>1823746>blast bountyNobody cares
>>1823763cool concept desu
>>1823723kwab
kwab
kwab
kwab
kwab
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Counter-Strike 2.
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>>1823760>>1823767Can't believe Turks will forever remain the only team that managed to humble Vitality. Five turks at that.
>>1823779Against top 4 teams it all hinges on a XANTARES hardcarry. If XANTARES isn't playing they can't do shit.
>>1823779majer is french born, he knows vitality's tricks
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no operation
no cache
no patch
no nothin
>>1823791it's honestly insulting
>>1823793-Mirage more like
>>1823791youre always welcome to the tactical shooter that gets updates at their majors :)
>>1823794that must be the most played map bro, no way.
>>1823796That's why it should go
So Apex did have strats for inferno. No other reason as to why mongolz crashed this hard while legacy and mouz didn't.
Okay, maybe it makes senzu for mouz but not for legacy.
>>1823796I want it gone so my premier matches get to be on another map.
>>1823798Don't think "hope 2 players forget how to play the game" is really a strat
>>1823801>hope 2 players forget how to play the gameIronically ropz and zywoo sorta went offline. It was apex, mezii and a bit of flamez that brought it home.
>>1823798>inferno>stratsit's a literal slot machine map
>>1823805Turns out vitality are really good at gambling and rng then if their winrate on inferno is that high.
>>1823798strats? I don't know, it was some momentum shit that got in vitality's favour. the force buy retake set the tone for the first side. mongolz didn't hard eco'd enough and were too often with shit utilities and you need those on inferno. also apex lifegaming isn't a strat. it's counter strike sometimes luck is on your side, mongolz panicked.
>>1823810I mean he's right, there is something wrong if a team dominates this hard. I'm a vita fan so I'm happy but other teams need to step up for the sake of counter strike.
Vitality are just too goddamn good. Everything is sort of by the book. Shame zywoo doesn't even need to pop off and do the kinda shit star players do anymore. That's the only thing that makes them somewhat boring to watch. Even though simple is clearly NOT back yet, those flicks are satisfying to watch. It's double the fun when the stakes are higher.
Other motherfuckers need to step up because Vitality ain't slowing down.
>>1823811They unfortunately squandered the follow up and some post-plant situations. I don't know, Mongolz could've finished that first half like 6-6 or 7-5. Dust2 must've broken their confidence for good. Shame. Could've been a really competitive inferno.
>>1823798That 2nd round really fucked the mongolz up. I'm sorry but no matter what anyone says, every single round is important in an MR12 economy, especially for mentally weak teams like mongolz. Them losing the 2nd round vs eco was the final nail in their coffin. There was no chance of winning after that.
>>1823816They are crazy good, people are already forgetting these last two tournaments they really dropped in form a bit, but it was still good enough to beat everyone except that bo1 vs Legacy
They can refresh their gameplan during the break with full confidence as Major champions while almost all other teams are making changes, i think they will cruise through Cologne
from what I hear flyquest will disband in the off-season
>>1823790Dota's been changing far too frequently to enjoy, doesn't have TI hype anymore, and many of its superstars are retired or taking long breaks. The beauty of CS is how largely unchanged it's been by comparison and how the pro scene is still producing superstars unlike Dota.
>>1823828>i think they will cruise through CologneI mean who can stop them with their current rosters? Mouz could on a good day. Spirit? Only if they all play to support donk and that's rare. Falcons? Potentially but I wonder what the mood is like inside the org right now.
For some reason, outside of mouz I can only think of Na'Vi. Like even b1t and w0nderful stepped up. jL didn't this time around.
>>1823828>i think they will cruise through CologneDoubt it.
I imagine whatever Spirit does will result in a huge boost to their performance. They really are 1 consistently average player away from becoming god tier. Whenever they get rid of chopper and magixx, I'll start to warm up towards them.
you're actually delusional if you think Falcons or Faze don't win Cologne
>>1823839>or Faze I don't think FaZe wins anything but I believe in them.
>>1823841dark horse but Falcons with kyousuke is the favorite
>>1823831CS doesn't really produce superstars imo but rather just superrosters. I can't think of any individual superstar who just outshines the rest of the roster other than donk. Zywoo is obviously current #1 but Vitality is so balanced the gap between him and the rest of the roster isn't as noticeable when you compare it against donk+4.
>>1823837>I imagine whatever Spirit doesIf they're not changing their IGL then it's kind of pointless. I wonder what it would be like for them to play with a new guy or two. It changes things, they might become worse.
>>1823839Tell me why you still believe in Faze other than you being a legacy-org cocksucker.
>>1823845Brother we all love those geriatric boomers but we gotta be real, IF they sign s1mple it will take a few months for them to look good.
This sticker really goes hard after what happened to Failcons at the Major, first i just thought it was the ugliest, now it's kinda iconic
>>1823853you watched a team everyone said wouldn't get out of stage 2 make playoffs with alleged past their prime talent
you believe in the stats but I believe in the magic and Faze obviously is better than you think they are
https://x.com/vitality_apex/status/1936915193407123651
How come apex is still pretty good individually while karrigan is dogwater?
>>1823863karrigan was never good in csgo tbfdesunya
>>1823863karrigan tried to tardwrangle his entire team on mirage against the mongolz though.
>>1823861MY FVARKING VILLAIN
>>1823863I have no idea how good karrigan was in 1.6 but in CSGO, one of the first things I saw of him was the legendary USP whiff on kennyS on Cobbletone. karrigan was always kinda ass.
>>1823867it's too bad na crowds are basically the only ones who boo teams/people because i love the concept of having a heel in cs
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>1 negative event in tier 1
>4 negative events in HLTV career since 2016
bro
hope to see more of dupreeh on the desk next season, now that he's officially retired
he's been doing a really good job
>>1823884literally the best to ever do it
TRVTH NVKE
from a redditor and shartvi fan no less
>>1823898i think i speak on behalf of all magog that we should cordially invite this gentleman to our corner of the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0AWVFv1T4o
i didnt watch the grand final and after seeing all the negative sentiment about it im glad i didnt
lets hope the next major finals feature actually good and entertaining teams to watch or i might just stop watching pro cs entirely
i hope i never have to hear another thing from the mongrols fans or the pacers fans ever again
both teams who were given every fluke in the world and got assraped and embarassed in the final
congrats on the mickey mouse runs
>>1823539same, we're in this together bro
I hope the faggot mongrols fans and pacers fans are crying tears right now
your tears fuel me
>>1823961>>1823963I am trans by the way, forgot to bring that up but thought it was important.
>>1823965mongrols is still a tier 2 team that fluked to the final faggot
>>1823968Top 5 is tier 2?
>>1823969they didn't beat a single top 4 this major
>>1823970You didn't answer me.
>>1823971they aren't tier 1 until they can show they can actually compete against the best
>>1823972So going to map 3 with the best team isn't competing?
I feel like you're just biased because which ever team you fanboy for performed how they should've.
>>1823974my team will probably make the next tier 1 final while mongolz will get eliminated in quarters like usual
sit the fuck down
>>1823977>probablysounds like cope since they apparently can't.
Chill with the samefagging please.
>>1823978if Falcons don't make the Cologne finals something is horribly wrong with zonic because they have a literal superteam on their hands
>>1823987a team can be humiliated but not raped
https://x.com/OCEAN_tK/status/1936972484345299180
>>1823983Falcons can't even beat tier 3 teams.
In a bo3 a team can be raped twice but not thrice. - Sun Tzu
>>1823991Falcons even without kyousuke would have done more than getting blown out the last 2 maps like chumps like the Mongoloids did
>>1823994Aren't Falcons the ones who can't play B site Inferno?
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>>1823998implying they couldn't do better than this bullshit
>>1823999Correct, they couldn't since they lost to worse teams.
>>1824001So did Vitality when they lost to Legacy 13-3.
>>1824002So you're saying Legacy should've won the major?
>>1824004I'm saying Vitality lost to worse teams, same as Falcons.
>>1824006>teamsVitality lost to one unlike Falcons
>>1824012On inferno though.
>>1824042elige got 8th thoughbeit
I mean asterisk major because bestia weren't allowed to attend...
>>1823547>donk got the best positions in ct, his team constantly set him up in ct and T sidenigga zywoo is an awper
https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/harry.richards4213/viz/PositionsDatabaseNER0cs/PositionsDatabaseNER0cs
click overall
>at least he showed he can dominate on csgo and cs2.fr donk lazy as fuck not winning a major at 15 before csgo got canned
>>1823961and in both cases fans of the winners are completely and indignantly blind to how unwatchable and revolting their teams are to the average person
talking about "flukes" and presuming that a trophy was owed to them while ignoring the luck that fell their way and the uninspiring play that got them a chip anyway
we couldve had faze finals kino with s1mple
instead we got...13-6 and 13-whatever i didnt even watch the game
>>1823858Faze "magic" was ropz, twistzz and broky.
>>1823994kek
raped and gaped by tier 100 teams
simmer down chud
thank god we didn't have f0ze and especially s0mple in the finals
imagine watching this in the finals:
https://youtu.be/3NQG3fgddnk?si=vKKqerLhzDhAm2QI&t=921
embarassing
>>1824122>age restricted because it contained too much sovl for zoomerslmao
Austin crowd goes into the same tier of god tier crowds as Cologne and Rio (when BR were playing) imo
>>1824163australia>na>europe>asia>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>brazil
>>1824172Australia is just a meme crowd with no substance
>>1824163Yea.
>>1824172That's why he mentioned (when BR were playing), Rio is unmatched in that FURIA vs NAVI match.
>>1824174Isn't that what aura is?
give it to me straight
was dupreeh crying on stage and announcing his retirement as the tied record holder for most trophies (apex broke his record a few hours later) based or cringe
>>1824179Neither, it was whatever. And I didn't know about that record just the most majors that he still holds.
FaZebros, I wouldn't replace rain with anyone but if it had to be someone it would be b1t.
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if dupreeh stays on the desk we might see him destroy a bunch of silvers in a show match in the future
>>1824204Yes but then you'd also constantly have to listen to him on the desk. Not worth it imo.
>>1824183>b1tGood luck getting 2 players out of Navi contract jail if they also want s1mple
>>1824211>then you'd also constantly have to listen to him on the deskeven better
Okay lads it's roster mania again. What are the spiciest changes to look out for aside from +s1mple to FaZe and who replaces Snax on G2?
>>1824179I don't know, felt kinda rushed and not genuine
>>1824223Flyquest disbanding hopefully
>>1824223my personal:
broky to GL or Heroic
>who replaces Snax on G2?probably some tier2 upcoming that sAw deems fit
>navieither something happens or they keep stagnating. Not sure who to cut
>falconsI hope nothing they do works out for them
>>1824211How can one hate someone as nice as dupreeh?
>>1824114karrigan too, how many maps have they won because karrigan rushed through smokes with a tec9?
actually those bullshit force buys is why they were winning most of the time.
>>1824163the only good crowd was paris, they cheered for every teams.
>>1824245not a fan of the danish accent
>They stomped them on Mirage though.
>>1824245I don't care if he's nice. On broadcast he's boring and has an annoying voice.
>>1823790Not surprising after 7.0 Dota has been mistake after mistake with Valve adding random shit
>>1823790>nudotaFuck icefraud.
>>1824060>and in both cases fans of the winners are completely and indignantly blind to how unwatchable and revolting their teams are to the average personmega cope and delusion
Vitality grand slam:
Cologne - beat #1 team Navi in 3 very close maps that could have gone either way, one of the best matches of 2024
Katowice - demolished #1 team Spirit 3:0 when no one expected it and it looked like Spirit were unstoppable again after winning Shanghai and Blast
Melbourne - no comment needed, one of the best maps in history of CS, 12-6 comeback with everything on the line
all of these matches were great
>>1824280Now there's a real American!
>>1824110it would have been 13-2 twice, nt
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what are the odds that 4 players on a team end up with the same rating???
is the blade system a fraud?
>>1823601rating individuals in a team game is highly retarded.
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Just got this from a daily drop, skinsbros..WE WON!
>>1824303tfw no chernobyl gloves with 6 fingers
>>1824303i got like 10 of those, wonder if i should keep them
>>1824312It's a good idea to keep them but if Valve releases new gloves then you are Ack'd
>>1824280Who's the girl (the on the far left).
this nigga flamez was staring at dona's boobs every single day of the knockouts when she interviewed him
he and his entire team should be disqualified for sexual harassment
>>1824319Fairly sure that is Lake's gf
>>1824326desu i would do the same
>>1824275>numbers numbers numbers numbers >that's why these matches were great, so many great matches that a top 3 match for me was a 3-0 with 1 competitive mapusually in an argument you don't make the other person's point for them, but you like watching okc so there's no accounting for mental illness
>>1824327My man Ska lookin' good!
>>1823863Karrigan has always been the IGL role, apex used to play like entry frag, 2nd in, with people like happy/shox as IGL, so he has plenty hours as a regular fragger, he did slump hard long ago but now he is one of the only french left from GO era when they were peaking
>>1824317wouldnt that just make them more expensive, since the new glove cases will be way more popular and flood the market?
>>1824349People are tired of the old gloves at this point, why would people spend 10 dollars on the old case to get gloves if you can get 10 new glove cases for the same price?
>>1824347>Karrigan has always been the IGL roleNot true. He used to be an awper.
>hooxi's FIRST voice comms
I hope that's a sign the retarded management found a pot of gold somewhere and signed him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW5KirtVBdY
>>1823746>Not as impressive as Astralis, since it's not a national rosterPlaying with your countrymen is a natural advantage due to all 5 players using their native language
Winning while speaking English despite 4/5 players having English as their 2nd language is more impressive.
>>1824364>signed himhttps://www.hltv.org/news/41994/astralis-announce-hooxi-signing
Your a bit slow aren't you?
>>1824334>there's no accounting for mental illnessrich coming from a Fazefag, the most delulu fanbase in cs
>>1824366thank god...
>Your a bit slowjust got home from a festival. I even missed major playoffs except the final
>>1824367>the most delulu fanbase in csExcuse me but us G2 guys still exist
>>1824359oh sure, initially, but i presume in the wrong run theyll just keep getting more expensive
like i have like 5-6 of the very first weapon crates they released and despite that the skisn inside are pure dogshit, they still go for like ~110 euros each, last time i checked
i think i should just stick to keeping them
I was a retard that didn't even give away cases but literally deleted them from the inventory
Not all, but still like 1k dollars of value probably, im scared to open inventory history
>old account
>always get the cheapest case and some shitty 1 cent skins
>play on new account
>keep getting the purple case every week, got nice ak, m4 and awp drops already
shit is rigged fr
>>1824376And if you had a time machine and bought 1000 butterfly knives you'd be a trillionaire today, so what?
Probable value doesn't exist unless you're a degenerate stocks gambler or a skincel who stole his mum's credit. Move on and don't think about things that have no basis in reality, mate.
>>1824377You are not allowed to have multiple accounts...
>>1824326MWAAAH, THE FRENCH...
>>1824376what this anon said
>>1824378I played with bitcoin over a decade ago and spend it all on drugs and dumb stuff. Not gonna beat myself up over missing out on easy money.
>>1824365No, finding the perfect lineup within your country is much harder. You just need to see how many international teams are at the top.
>>1824378>>1824386Yeah you guys are right, fuck it
>>1824391Reminder that Magisk was the sole reason shartnesy didn't go 0-3 after his 3 sharts in a row
Nothing he could do to stop the retard from sharting the 4th game...
>>1824391F
>not even a farewell message or something cordial, just official announcementwhat a fucking soulless org
yeah Magisk was ass and i said in one of the previous threads that i think he will 100% be kicked after watching Major replays, but it's still shitty
>>1824367deluded about what? all I believe is that watching faze is fun, and I watch sports to have fun
shocking concept to someone like you. which part of oklahoma are you from btw?
anons, i still love s1mple. i forgive him for ghosting the QFs. it was impressive to make playoffs in the first place. i will never leave my best friend s1mples side, EVER!!!
>>1824396>>not even a farewell message or something cordial, just official announcementi cropped it because i didn't care and i didn't think anyone else would either
>>1824365>Playing with your countrymen is a natural advantage due to all 5 players using their native languageWinning while speaking your native language is only possible if the national roster is talented to begin with, which is impressive for a small country such as Denmark (6 mil). This literally is the only example of a country with a population that small that managed to have an era in that competitive of a game. Countries 10 times the population of Denmark never managed to do even a fraction of what Astralis did, as far as national rosters are concerned.
And no, winning while speaking the language that most young euros speak and learn in schools nowadays is not impressive at all. Furthermore, it needs to be just serviceable enough so that you're capable of giving and responding to calls. That's literally it. Intermediate level would suffice here. You're not splitting fucking atoms there for Christ's sake.
>>1824400>it was impressive to make playoffs in the first placelmao
VP were one step away from making it there, paiN were there, shartus losecere were there, G2 were one step away from making it there, Legacy were fairly close as well
Is this the company you want to find FaZe clan in, around the teams that unironically go "making playoffs is our goal" when you have 3 major winners and 5 2+ major finalists in your lineup?
Entirely pathetic display that gets boosted by one trillion rabid dogs aka "we always loved faze clan" that was dead silent all 2024 long
>t. repping faze since COD days
>>1824401no no, i saw their post, it just feels lazy as fuck, like it was AI generated with the simplest prompt
he had some good moments in Falcons, like recently that clutch vs Vitality on inferno was insane, how hard is it to put a 1-2 min farewell video with some frags
>>1824391hell yeah lets go rostermania
>>1824400This. Insert pic with the faze family looking at the sunset that I can't repost because I posted it already
"Falcons bench Magisk
Falcons' longest serving player will no longer be part of the starting roster."
just announce kyousuke already
>>1824413They put 1-2 mil farewell dollarydoos in his pocket, he's gonna be fine.
>>1824417>just announce kyousuke already
>>1824409they've had a dogshit season, no one expected them to do anything pre +s1mple. most people said they wouldnt make it through stage 2. so yeah playoffs was a decent result, expected more when i saw the bracket but mongolz are a strong team and were far better on the day/
>>1823687No way he's worse than deko bratan
>>1824396>but it's still shittyHe'll get a big fat bench salary for doing nothing. I'm sure he'll be fine.
kyousuke joining falcons make me hate the team even more
>>1824391so what's saddest?
>4 times major winner getting benched for some unproven talentor
>unproven talent tanking his own career by joining a dysfunctional team for some quick money and a shortcut to tier1
>>1824391it should have been TeSeS
>>1824439If this mental midget stopped crying after every SINGLE death, he'd be a 2x major winner already. Just insane how he never improved on his clearly the weakest link in almost a decade.
>>1824441Zywoo/s1mple/donk/device/coldzera/olof/GtR would never
>>1824441why would he when everyone praises him as being the best rifler most goated ever?
>one thousand syringes stare
lol
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its official
https://www.hltv.org/news/42042/falcons-sign-kyousuke
>>1824447whos the vibes guy in the team?
post kyousuke cologne rating predications. im going 1.34 but falcons go out in semis/quarters.
>>1824451they just benched him
little russian kid is gonna scream russian swear words instead
>>1824451m0nesy i guess, he talks a lot and creates hype
>>1824451nobody
this shit is doomed to kill each other by the 3rd tournament
every series with falcons will be a bo1 because these retards will tilt after 1 lost map and FF the 2nd one
>>18244531.95+ and the mvp
>>1824451social isolation team
if this team fails niko is going to be put down
>>18244530.91
Biggest crash and burn of the recent CS history
>>1824459>now that you've lost the clutch you need to slam the table really hard
Can't wait for kyousuke Falcons to spectacularly collapse like every Falcons project in CS. Either the real block is NiKo and m0NESY or kyousuke's not going to meet the hype.
>>1824391total danish death
>>1824453.79, grouped by complexity btw
does falcons not have a youtube channel ??
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kyousukes aim is simply too crispy to not get a high rating, even if the team around him crumbles
I feel so bad for teses right now
he didn't ask for or deserve the shit show that is coming
>>1824471amount of international lans played: 0
If the major invites went out today NIP would be qualified...
>>1824473Amount of Betboom Landalans won:
Zywho: 0
kyousuke: 1
>>1824472also, he and kyxsan probably aren't even getting the bag like the rest of those fuckers... they were just bought
>>1824470No. They got banned after NiKo tried to scam fans with a skins giveaway.
>>1824473i thought that betboom LanDaLan he won was international but it was all russian teams and one CIS mix so i suppose that doesnt really count. his mechanics are ridiculous though, people said the same thing about donk and look at his rookie year. im not sure kyousuke will have the year donk did but i think he'll be atleast top 20 for 2026. too late in the year for him to make 2025. excited to see how he does.
>>1824478While they aren't getting NiKo and m0NESY sized bags I'm still confident in saying they are currently receiving the biggest bags they will ever get.
>>1824473Landalan 2 had a Kazakh team
>>1824483only if they've had to extend their contracts no?
otherwise they'll still be on their heroic contracts (unless those said something about a raise if transferred)
>>1824486I'm not a lawyer or anything but as far as I understand it Heroic couldn't have sold the contract to Falcons without the players consent. And that consent most likely had a price.
fuck this faggot, betrayed donk to play with the choke brothers and get the bag before even turning 18, -aura
>>1824489It's called having the right grindset. You wouldn't understand it unc.
>>1824489Choose wisely:
>team with issues and decent pay>team with issues that will throw money around until it works
my most anticipated transfer is JL to tier 2
>>1824491Choose wisely:
>team with the generational talent (your friend) and everyone willing to spread their assholes for your comfort and stats>team with two biggest bitches on the planet that goes under a revamp every single season
>>1824491i'd rather play with donk than m0nesy and niko, unless im so poor/indebted that i need those paychecks ASAP
>>1824494Then I guess Spirit should have offered him the bag. Broke ass niggas
>>1824494the rumour is spirit chose to sell him even though donk wanted him on the team. i dont remember where i heard that though so maybe im a lying faggot
>>1823790>>1823831>>1824264>>1824274Dota's biggest downfall is unironically valve sticking to their stupid "dont market or make coomerbait" bullshit too hard for it. It unironically is the most beautiful looking MOBA with better lore but the MOBA audience is dying and the once playing it are all mega coomers. In a space where League itself fights for it's life against rip-offs, dota2 is just stangnant.
And not to talk about how its literally all russians and no other region in even comparetively close to being as good as them so barely anyone bothers with it. I remember even some dota pros sharing on Telegram how its better to be a CS pro cuz dota has barely any hype now. Also the TI is such a fucking meme now lmao, it was the entire selling point of it, win once and win in life that no other eSport had and Valve fucked it up massively. Also the dota community are massive dicks who just dont wanna accept their esports scene is just dying a dog's death. they got what they fucking
>>1824447Donk is SEETHING
do people play kz on 1.6 or source
come on guys you need to be insane to not choose a team that will guarantee you don't need to work a day in your life
this is why oil money is cancer for the pro scene
>>1824500>with better loreYou're joking, right? DotA "lore" is just a biography of each hero that is loosely tied together by near-invisible strings
One look at Dota's anime vs LoL's Arcane tells enough
Liquid should be snapping up Magisk. NAF is probably getting cut with his severe underperformance and Liquid need a stable anchor.
Hyped for Falcons to shit the bed more.
>>1824391shouldn't have left vitality
>>1824524>shouldn't have left vitalityKYS
>>1824489>betrayed donkspirit offers shit wages to their players, also there would have been an ego clash, kyousuke certainly doesn't want to be a side character.
>>1824526he chose the money, but at what cost?
>>1824534So he joined a team with Niko?
https://www.hltv.org/news/42042/falcons-sign-kyousuke
we're back
>>1824537becoming n0k0 second bottom
>>1824538Kyousuke is raised without a father. He sees Niko like a perfect father figure, the dad that he never had that is also a legend at CS.
>>1824545alright lets not kid ourselves
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>>1824510>One look at Dota's anime vs LoL's Arcane tells enoughretard I do like League's lore but dota's lore is just pure badass, if Valve actually bothered with it, they could've produced a masterpiece for the ages. I, as a person who barely watches dota liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38ZwPC3xO78
if they used this studio from NZ to make the dragon's blood, but with R rated it would've been so much of a banger
>>1824552>they could'veCoulda, woulda, shoulda
>>1824371n0k0 left for failcl0wns last year lilbro
>>1824544>no father>mom sonehow has a spare apartment in one of the best districts of Spbdid kyousuke's dad go full Z?
>>1824554Nah man. I'm still out here believing in the Carlos comeback.
>>1824547what happened? it's just a basic 5v3 where CTs are going to save when they don't see a opening
>>1824437Kyousuke is 100% going to crash and burn and he's going to take failcl0wns down with him.
the faggot falcons team coach is going to force kyouske to stop smoking and ruing his talent because of it
>>1824562>destroys Falcons from the inside by going for highlights and one taps in crucial moments>Niko retires after a heart attack>kyousuke collects a big fuckoff golden parachute from the Saudis>goes back to streaming pugstruly the /magog/ player
>>1824559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAHN7CVQOC4
>>1824559ohnononononono ahahahahahahahaha
>>1824538niko is finished, he will either become igl soon or get benched, kyousuke is the new niko in the counter strike scene.
>>1824545>messy hair>teary eyes>puffy lips>aura
>>1824547>>1824551the saddest part is that had falcons won we would have had a kino falcons vs faze matchup
>>1824568honestly this was the best moment of the Major
even on the Serbian stream i was watching both casters stopped glazing Falcons and agreed they deserve to lose after that round
>>1824545bro needs a haircut
spirit scammed themselves with selling kyousuke this cheap
>>1824573wew fazebros..we almost didn't reach playoffs
>>1824582He's unironically unproven in tier 1
he's untested at the highest level.
Spirit doesn't need 1 more "star" player. They just need to replace the unx on the team.
>>1824585who cares? he's much better than tn1r. he's going to be the 2nd best rifler in the world.
this game has an unbelievable amount of cheaters
it's better to watch then play desu
>>1824586magixx and chopper could easily be condensed into one player (igl, donk's ak dispenser, general bitch roles, and the other could be an actual rifler tho
>>1824540hatewatcher bros... how do we feel about it?
Bakin is supposed to be the next GOAT or something but only has 57% winrate on Faceit, that's kinda mid ngl
>>1824595nice argument faggot
another stats player like sponx
>>1824597he's better than stinx
>>1823677the fact that in 2025 there are STILL a ton of people who rate this guy as some kind of god rifler is the funniest shit to me
>>1824612this guy cheated like crazy when he was playing PUB:G
>>1824505Source kz is kinda dead your options are 1.6 or csgo still. cs2 kz plugin is still in beta and people might not even switch to it
>Kyousuke gets announced
>Magog seethes
Like clockwork.
>almost a month until we can see godsuke play
>>1824628Holeeeee seethe!
>1824628
literally no one cares about that mickey mouse tourney
>1824631
>niggas already coping
whatever retard
>>1824631>mickey mouse tourneyFunnily enough Falcons bombing out made it that
fact: pre-kyousuke era wins means literally fucking nothing
>uhhhhh my favorite big org team *gawk gawk* shat the bed *gawk gawk* therefore it's a mickey mouse tournament *gawk gawk*
>magixx: "donk can match ZywOo, but kyousuke might dominate him"
It's over for Clittytality
>be the closest team ever to beat Vitality
>NOOOOOO I MUST CHANGE MUH ROSTERMANIA I NEED TO SOOOOOOOOIGN I NEED TO SPEND MONEY
>>might
spiritcucks don't even dare to be sure in their fantasies kwab
>>1824512Do you mean Robin "ropz" Kool? Or me, Robin?
Real talk: donk looks like a giga autist that was created to play CS while kyousuke looks like a low iq retard that will have no work ethic once the paycheck hits his debit card
He won't be in top 10 HLTV neither this nor next year
Imagine how many cigs kyousuke is going to buy
>>1824652500 (the quantity, not the team)
thats actually really really really... weird
>>1824663NiKo is literary Michael Jackson lol
>>1824663it's only weird if you're a faggot
>>1824663It's only weird if you are a gooned out incel faggot, seek professional help
>>1824670>>1824671guess its still pridemonth
>>1824663n0k0 found himself a new bussy to play with
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Ermmm why no one is talking about the fact that before Cologne there's going to be this thing happening with all of the top teams?
>>1824681Look closely anon. The teams aren't confirmed those are just the first 16 teams that will receive an invite.
>>1824681because most teams will probably skip that event
>>1824686>>1824687But it says "teams attending"...
>>1824691>predicted teams
>>1824691it literally says "predicted teams" on the left
>>1824691it just shows the top 16 teams (at the time of the invite)
>>1824697i don't like this new feature from HLTV, it was cool that they put the predictions for the RMR invites because it's the most important tournament in the game, but this will only bring confusion. the finalized team list for this tournament in Serbia will probably look very different that what it is now, i can't imagine most top 10 teams attending here.
>>1824702>this will only bring confusionMaybe to retards. I hope more people will recognize the ESL fuckery through this.
>>1824681Falcons will attend this, play against tier 4 teams and lose.
Then they will fire TeSeS
Kyousuke has more aura than donk
>>1824653>>1824655i watch tiktok too!
>>1824681>>1824697it's ends only 3 days before cologne but at least serbia to germany isn't that far
>>1824720Surely the teams fucking with PGL wouldn't fuck with another TO that isn't ESL or BLAST...
>>1824723well navi definitely wont attend because serbian (russian) tournament organizer
we'll see
>>1824721finna smoke a fag real quick, brb
remember when they said they'd have highlight charms for playoffs
are there even any highlights
>>1824447just one more transfer bros......................... i swear this will fix the team........................................................
>>1824735yeah dont you remember all the highlight worthy plays from the major mvp? like you know he killed that guy and then killed the other guy
Even though Zywoo has basically locked in HLTV no. 1 this year, I still think that Donk is the best CS2 player. Obvious caveats being that CS2 has only been around for 2 years, and also that CS2 is a mickey mouse game without even half the competitiveness of CSGO.
In 2024, Donk not only set the all-time record for rating at an event (Kato), but also set the all-time record for rating at a major (Shanghai), to the point that he would have won the MVP even if Spirit lost to Faze in the final. Valve were literally patching the game to try and nerf his movement. Donk's 2024 was so good that it was not only easily the best rookie year of all time, but also a contender for the best year of all-time for an individual full stop.
>inb4 Zywoo has won way more trophies
I don't care about trophies, trophies are TEAM accomplishments and have very little bearing on how good an INDIVIDUAL player is.
Ultimately it does come down to personal preference though, Zywoo is an awper and Donk is a rifler, it's an apples-to-oranges comparison. They're both basically perfect on eye test anyway; it's entirely reasonable to say Zywoo is better than Donk especially if he continues to farm every t1 tournament for the rest of the year.
>>1824748ok but niko sucks ass
>>1824748Like it's obviously true if we would swap the performances between donks and zywoos teammates this year than donk would have won everything and zywoo nothing.
In terms of skill I don't think much changed between this and last year. Does anyone think zywoo suddenly got better?
what now? we actually have to play this game until next tournament?
>>1824748Zywoo may not have the highest ceiling but he has by far the highest floor.
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Ermmmm FaZebrodies....
>>1824773wtf, aurora were /ourteam/ all along???
>>1824773holy retard shit
I genuinely want to understand the mental gymnastics of a faze fan claiming the team is anything but washed.
>>1824788I'm not a faze fan but I genuinely don't understand why this team isn't doing better. They have one of the most firepower in cs2. elige, frozen, simple are supposed to be hard hitters and rain can pop off and dominate a game. for example only zywoo and ropz are truly hard hitters. at this point it all comes down to willing to make sacrifices and trusting your teammates, this is whay faze must lack, otherwise there is no reason why they can't win trophies with this roster.
>>1824800>zywoo >hard hitters*proceeds to ghost in Grand Finals aka zyw0.06
>>1824800To be fair s1mple just came back to a game he hasn't played before (I don't count Falcoons) after boozing it up for 1 1/2 years. Him completely shitting the bed in quarters is a sign he isn't so so back™ and a hard hitter. I believe he can get there and if he does FaZe would one of the strongest cores in the world but they aren't there yet.
>>1824804>doesn't bother in a map the team was losing anyway. you remove that mirage map his rating is 1.43 in a major final. oh no!
by the way, people don't know, the joke is, zywoo had the highest rating in grand finals.
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>>1824810>mirage t side>>1824812>sherif(CT) mvpmakes sense.
We live in a post Major world where Vitality are the bad guys and Falcons are the good guys now
>>1824812THE GOAT (gummiest of all times)
>>1824818it started before the major. francophobia is so strong, people would root for the devil if it could hurt the french.
>>1824820>francophobiaYou really think we hate the French? It's more about the fact that you win everything and don't share with others (which is not nice)
>>1824819Striker would like to contest this outrageous claim
>>1824812zywoo my beloved
>>1824824the hltv guy? yeah he's actually like 2x worse, worst i've ever seen.
he will be top 10 this year (top 5 in second half)
https://x.com/mrtunjiao/status/1937199859242512885
>the dude who took a pic with magixx got called a nigger by gypsy crusader
kek
>>1824829i have never heard of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L7YUTHXLjA
>NA crowds suck ass
fucking told you
I'll admit obnoxious crowd cheating wasn't as bad this tournament tho (either because of a better crowd or better production)
>>1824829Yo wtf ahahahhahahah, small world we live in
>>1824829>say it one more time!what a niggerfaggot
>>1824829not cool man, why do losers like him even live anyway?
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Yo our boy gypsy fucks wit cs dats based
are we playing esea this season magog
>>1824829wtf he's some black activist that is also pro trans...
are all black cs players like this? where's the based niggers?
>>1824841we know
who do you think keeps complaining about anime posters itt?
>>1824837yeah gypsy is a complete faggot
>>1824845kek, ayo Paul you got skins bro?
>>1824833>half Roma half Mexican>white supremacistAverage /pol/poster
>>1824844also found this "girl" defending him in replies
would we?
>>1824855>transInsta marry
this thread is infested with teenagers
great, now well have this subhuman /pol/ posting till the end of this thread
>>1824829>call each others nogs>get mad when others call you nogkwabs
>>1824834it's actually insane that the crowd insulting players is "okay"
>>1824833>white supremacist>literal gypsy beanersome things never change
>>1824857this thread actually slaps unc
>>1824862don't reply to me if you're not even gonna listen to what I post
yelling "fuck you apex" is probably the only funny thing an NA crowd has ever done
>https://x.com/jokerwaffenfren
>sponsored by CSGOEmpire
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
exposed as a shill lmao, fags ITT swalloing just cuz he said the le based word
>>1824866no one's watching your video loser
>>1824865until now
i really like posting here but man can we just actually not do /pol/bait shit and be in ignorance for once? yeah its fun online but doing it irl idk man, not my taste i guess
>>1824870esport do be political doe
Can somebody explain to me why they booed the vitality coach?
>>1824870at least it's relevant and a bit funny this time - even if it still is e-celeb faggotry
>>1824875Because he is ugly and carries some fucked up disease in his body
>>1824875people are just bored of vitality winning that's it
>>1824875he stole elige's haircut
>>1824875they were saying baaaaaaaaaald and then haaaaaaaaaaair to the mongolz coach
how long magisk's contract with falcons is? don't tell me he will warm the bench for 2 years now because of ridiculously high buyout
>>1824829https://x.com/mrtunjiao/status/1937216356195213608 lol kekkkkk
>>1824905it's rude but necessary, he should stick to those smash bros events or other shit fighting game events, this is black people territory, not counter strike.
>>1824818Nuh uh, there's a third position.
>>1824829wasn't this gypsy in jail?
>>1824829https://x.com/csgoempire/status/1937231447397437935
https://nitter.net/csgoempire/status/1937231447397437935
BROS? LMAOOO
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>>1824928alright
I take everything back
skinfags can be based
still fucking annoying but also fucking based
>>1824829well... was he being a nigger?
>>1824928The fuck is ESL meant to do???
>>1824930wow..the le war room based corpo said le nword..im going to go buy a skin right now!
>>1824947I pity your soul
>>1824948i pity your soul for falling for that shit, you're like the gay retards being amazed that companies were switching their logo to have rainbows on them but this time they're catering to chuds
>>1824949yes, I'm "falling for that shit"
I'm currently on my way to some shady website that hosts gambling for kids to spend my paycheck
it's not that fucking deep, anon
it's just really fucking funny
>>1824490>It's called having the right grindsetit's called running from the grind, them boys is chumps
I will laugh so hard when they kick Teses next bc he never played anchor
zonic will shatter his entire Astralis legacy in this Falcons spell
>>1824968you've got it all wrong cuh it's all about getting that bread ya feel me?
So now that the dust has settled, wtf was that apEX interview when he was asked about Xtqzzz on the desk? He didn't say one positive word about him. It was so weird.
>>1824981white
it's a pg thing
>>1824984Yeah that was hella weird, kinda gave me the ick, there's something wrong with this Vitality team
>>1824984He thanked XTQZZZ one of the first live on stage and he cried after their last match together when the bald fraud was kicked.
You're being a gossiping tranny right now because literally nobody read into this as something other than apEX dicking around.
>>1824988Alright, im glad i wasn't the only one who noticed this, i already thought i misunderstood/misheard something
>>1824988xtqzzz gives me the ick
>>1824990Dude he's right, I watched that interview and it was very weird, like why would you talk like that about him?
>>1824994So you're offended on XTQZZZ's behalf?
>>1824995No I am offended by how creepy that was, almost on the the same level as those weird celebrity/politician interviews
>>1824990>trannies out of nowhere 18+ website
>>1824996ye, I watched a ton of apex intervies and he often jokingly insults teammates but he always makes it obvious later that it's a joke or 'corrects' it by praising them, that's why it was so unexpected
it's probably nothing though
>>1824984he just lost himself with his answer.
>>1825005No, there is a deeper meaning in what apEX said
>>1825005Yeah, by deliberately trying to avoid answering the question
>>1825011>not an awper or better than woxic>no reason to cut wicardia>sidegrade at best for jottaaaunless maj3r wants to retire and one of the 4 left over wants to igl no
>>1825011He was benched from there, and in a post game interview during Stage 1 he kind of gave the impression that he wants to continue his career in international rosters
Also there's a huge role clash, with Xantares of all players. So no
>>1825010but he answered it. he was asked if he specifically chose xtqzzz to come back to vitality, he said no, he just said yes to the proposal. then started to damage control for him, for the time he got criticized before, then said that ok he was also responsible for the bad year last year because he failed to get things right with spinx and the group. then apex started to glaze all the coaching staff. then he forgot to go back to glazing xtqzzz so it felt weird.
its his time... i can feel it...
How did NA pros lose the showmatch
>>1825021hohols tryharded & it wasn't on cache
>>18250183 faceit games in 2025, 2 in march, 1 in may
>>1825024na pugs rot the brain, its for the best
>>1825018That guy is DONEZO.
>>1825026ok ricky, perhaps you'll strongmind and sigmaquotes yourself from unemployment back into t1 cs
that 3 games includes esea league matches btw
Natus Vincere bench bench iM, makazze set to join in.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383301/furia-fe-vs-flamengo-cct-season-3-south-america-series-1
esports is back
>50% cpu usage while playing
they still didn't fix this shit game?
>>1825080stop using that i5 2500k boomer, it's time to upgrade
>>1825067what the hell, our guys (womyn) are winning
>>1825087looks like my mom when she was young
would
>>1825087I skipped the finals, was that really the trophy?
why are blast so shit at this? vitality gotta be fuming they got 2 of these now
>>1825087>bestia logo on the trophykek KWABOTY
>>1825087Improvement over that godawful Paris trophy, but still really stupid you have to have other teams' logos.
>>1825092they really want us to recognize their logo
>>1825099it's the stages
>>1825100the fucking SAUDIS managed to be less tacky, it's wild
>>1825092the paris major one was a joke, this one is great, massive with all the teams engraved that's cool
the copenhagen one was one of the ugliest.
the starladder 2019 one was weird
>>1825087her holes look like that after every victories
They should've gifted zywoo a custom S&W R8 for his MVP
>>1825104>this one is greatit's a fucking ad. it's the blast (tm) promotion for blast services (tm) [considerations provided by the danish government]
the paris one was so shit you now think a giant logo is tolerable because they made it out of metal
>>1825106esls in charge of not being degen losers
Who cares anyway, nothing will ever beat THE CS trophy.
i watched that uncut faze comms video and i don't have a fucking clue how they understand each other with all those accents and shitty mics they're just constantly mumbling
>>1825121can you drink from it
>>1825125https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ltArlTIuAiQ
>>1825092as far as triangle trophies go i think this one was good
>ropz buyout $0
>win every tournament attended
>kyousuke buyout $2000000
>lose every tournament attended
makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=502hIxQeRI0
it's up
>>1825175what you see is what you get™
>>1825175I've gotten so many kills I don't think I deserve by just running and gunning all the time instead of actually aiming.
>>1825176we're all buying zywoos mouse
i could probably heem every single one of you little dweebs
"little dweebs" and they're 200lbs heavier than you
>>1825198
why is the fps so fucking low in ffa servers this game is so shit
https://x.com/flffymnblck/status/1937213861511188806
>>1825213It comes with weights
>>1825117what'd I lose at
>>1825216sorry mathieu my deathadder will do just fine
>>1825207i saw this on tiktok everyone was shitting on him
dont really know why they even put his webcam, they 100% know it will bring only hate
Kyousuke made the correct decision. Who would want to play with an emo rager like d0nk?
>>1825207don't post this nasty shit itt
>>1825249
>>1825249holy boss hally putting his foot down
guess there was a reason for donks interview being so cringe he was mad since he woke up
>>1825249bruh look at that glare oh no no no
>>1825249FaZe donk incoming...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSU2B37Vjy0
wow this guy was actually good
>>1825287this is actually unbelievable lmfao
>>1825290which part, the 38 adr?
>>1825295no thats very believable
i mean the entire lineup, what were they thinking??? also watching this video made me realize how much cs i've forgotten
>>1825296that's not even an insane col lineup. it's the juggernaut after obo went insane and fled covid-europe and they bought jks from 100t
they had lineups wit natosaphix, coldzera, es3tag, I think allu subbed for them even when poizon's hand was fucked
>>1824513liquid or astralis are probably the highest ranked teams that would benefit from having him, but he could help make nip or fnatic decent t1 teams also, well nip would need to get rid of both the portuguese not just 1
Yoo what the fuck? I was looking at the Mongolz roster timeline and jesus christ, they skyrocketed when Blitz joined. Well it was more like a complete revamp because there are 0 players from the old roster but still.
>>1825335great research buddy, keep it up
my favorite asian team was ihc, early 2023 they had a pretty good run
>flom, moses and spunj already shitting on boring ass grand final with mongolz
holy based, on talking counter podcast btw
So what souvenir are we getting? Last game in hopes of getting the final kill?
>play a game after years
>enemy dc's round 3, a teammate randomly dcs too and the game crashes my PC right when I was about to do a clutch
wow
at least the esports part is good
>>1825416how the fuck did i put this image here
>>1825104>with all the teams engravedThe retarded Danes fucked up and used the star logo for Complexity. Not cool.
>>1825414also shitting on the american crowd
>>1825416>playing with shit headphones>shocked that people leave because their teammate can't hear for shit
now the dust has settled i think we can all agree that austin was mid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wTg_PlJDW0
>>1825452Well yeah, only entertaining playoffs game was spirit vs mouz, though the wrong team won, aside from that only stage 1-3 games were really exciting, especially legacy matches and the falcons mibr game as much I hated them not going deep. When mongolz lost against the force buy in round 2 of map 3 I turned it off cause I already knew it was over, but obviously me and everyone else already knew vitality was winning before the major even started, that's the biggest problem. Hope the rostermania delivers and gives us more than 1 contender, it's not fun when there is no uncertainty as to who is winning.
>launders says some one-liner
>extremely awkward silence afterwards
I wish these two fucks got an extended vacation or something
>>1825467I've got something extended for you right here bud.
/magog/ must watch this: https://youtu.be/1G_EKI6AEg0 as a part of the mandatory re-education program for mentally ill zywhores
>>1825470Very impressive, which international LANs did he attend?
>>1825467>extended vacationMake it permanent or
>>1825467as much as i hate scrawny, at least his prepared one-liners make sense
launders said
>you heard about him and now you see himabout a broky clutch when he had been playing in faze for years
and
>with history upon history on the line, you know who to call after the 910 ace
i guess he meant a historic season for vitality vs a historic upset for the mongolz, but it just sounded retarded
>>1825472landalan 1 and 2 (more prestigious than cct paris 2023 btw)
>>1825477>cct paris 2023kekkerino
>>1825476>>with history upon history on the line, you know who to call >after the 910 aceThat makes no sense
>>1825477>international LANs>landalan 1 and 2rusland education, everyone
>>1825470nice one taps, i'm sure he will have time to aim when he will be full blind and runned on by flamez
>>1825480Still more prestigious than cct Austin 2025
>>1825483>>1825484lans that 5 russians won: ...
>>1825479my explanation is the only one i could think of
>it would be a historic moment if vitality won because of the season>it would be a historic moment if mongolz won because of the upset>"history vs history">call upon him to deliver (maybe also a bad attempt at word play because of his name)
i wanna see him play now!
hot take: all teams should be required to announce their roster moves for the next season on the same day (7 days before the new season starts)
>>1825486"History upon history on the line" sounds akward and pretentious and "you know who to call" simply makes no sense since his name is 910 and not 911
>>1825489is there a single legitimate reason for it?
>>1825489why?
>>1825492I don't see one. Maybe to drown out all the kyosuki dick sucking?
now that there's a "lobby" within falcons (n0k0, m0nkeysy, and ksucky) they'll probably push to kick out the undesirables one by one, right?
first teses in the mid-season, then zonic after they've lost another major
>>1825494Feels like teses will go next if he doesn't perform like over 1.10.
Eventually niko will go igl too.
>>1825494>n0k0, m0nkeysy, and ksuckyzywhores are s1mply pathetic
>>1825490>"History upon history on the line" sounds akward and pretentiouswell, he's learning his craft from scrawny so what do you expect? lol
and 910 is 911-adjacent. there was a call 910 sign in the crowd the round before so he probably got the idea from there and thought he cooked
>>1825496how many majors combined do those 3 have?
>>1825498It's better to have 0 Majors than to have 2 fluke ones like vitality or 1 like navi in 2024
>>1825497>thought he cookedScrawny and launders in a nutshell
>>1825491maybe
>>1825492>>1825493not really
would just be fun to have a specific roster mania day
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>>1825500>it's better to lose than wingood morning Nikola Kovac, I see you've got some fresh cope?
>>1825502>a specific roster mania dayThat's retarded. It's much more fun to speculate.
>>1825500worst take of the day just dropped
>>1825500>n0k0 lost boston on purpose because he didn't want a fluke winthat's why he's the goat and i'm not. his brain just works differently
>all these weird fights between niko fans, kyosuki dickriders and zywoo fanatics
I'll just stay in my lane and keep being a delusional faze fan
>>1825508Atleast you have good vlogs
>>1825508>>niko fansOnly Serbs and Russians unironically argue for and defend m0NESY's daddy
Everyone who watches the scene for at least 8-10 years has their own reasons to hate Ch0k0
>>1825507at least he's consistent
torzsi will win a major on home soil this december
>>1825511>Only Serbs and RussiansHoly nafotroon brain
>>1825517>nafotroonaka white people?
>>1825518holeeeeee cope ahahahhahahahahahha
>>1825515Yeah, that's all Ch0k0 fans do on a daily basis
Don't worry PGL demons will win some banana cups that Vitality and MOUZ don't attend in a couple of months :D
>>1825517>nafoWho? Vladislav, speak English please
>>1825520niko is popular everywhere
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Ermmmmm what did he mean by this?
>>1825521With Serbian and Russian diaspora, yeah
>>1825519>>1825517>>1825515these posts are brown coded
now that the dust has settled, this was the 2nd most mickey mouse major of all time, right?
you can scream cope at me all you want, vitality are starting to look more and more beatable
>>1825526desu the insane thing is how many even games they've had
there must be some divine intervention (toggling) involved
>>1825526Anon please be very careful, this thread is infested by zywhores with rabies
>>1825525Not really, Vitality had a fairly difficult playoffs run. Not Boston 2018 tier, but if you want to call this major "mickey mouse" then there was no good Major for over 7 years now.
Vitality's playoffs path:
>#7, #2, #5 (4.66 avg. number)NaVi's playoffs path:
>#3, #4, #9 (5.33 avg. number)Cloud9's playoffs path:
>#4, #1, #2 (2.33 avg. number)
>>1825525nah, paris is #1, rio is #2
vitality beat 2 top 5 teams so it's delusional to even see it as contender for that title (and i'm a hater)
>>1825530other side of the bracket was almost cct paris tier
>>1825530>NaVi's playoffs path:That's for 2021
2024 NaVi's path was:
>#12, #5, #1 (6 avg. number)>>1825532Good thing that the sole top 5 team of that side was in the final, huh?
>>1825532that only matters if a team on that side of the bracket wins
are you dumb?
>>1825533>Good thing that the sole top 5 team of that side was in the final, huh?who cares
>>1825536Like 60% of Mongolia cared, for starters.
>>1825537monbotz sucks so hard
are faze gonna keep pretending that s0mple still has it and continue pr-maxxing in the coming season or are they gonna get a real awper?
>>1825545If they're serious about being in top 5, then you desperately need to -rain as well
That's not happening, so you can count FaZe to be merch merchants this year.
>>1825547>so you can count FaZe to be merch merchants this yearmaybe it's the smart move because once they get rid of rain, there's only karrigan left (of the faze that people liked)
That guy "rain" has got to go bro.
>>1825545s1mple's gonna grind and faze will do a falcons and tell navi that it's either half a million now or for free in a couple of months
faze will win the next major by beating spirit in the semi and vitality in the final
>>1825550>faze will win the next major by beating spirit in the semi and vitality in the finalnot with s0mple, they won't
>>1825550Best I can do is 1-3 in Stage 3, eliminated by MongodZ
>>1825552>>1825553you people have no imagination
stop watching ticktok
>>1825554i think you're the one watching too much tiktok if you think s0mple still has it
>>1825555check'd
s1mple's on ticktok? lol
but no. I'm too old to have apps like that on my phone
I think I know why boomers hate S1mple, he literary to them that they are "fucking old fags" and that they need to "shut up"
>>1825558vitality led by apex just won another major
>>1825558>I wonder why people think frogposters are retarded>>1825560is he the oldest dude to win a major? I don't remember how old karrigan was
>s0mple has a literal nervous tick
KEK
https://youtu.be/1F1Lt36q0TI?si=EuEQOyekci5AtIBM&t=48
>>1825565based silver player
>kyousuke didn't even get 2m
>from the richest org on the planet
kwab
>>1825569>The [kyousuke] buyout was big but not close to $2msounds more like 1.5
>>1825570sounds like a lying saudi
>caring about what the saudi money pit spends on an academy player
only time their spending is relevant is if it fucks over other teams in the scene
I'd be more interested in his english communication skills
>>1825575>I'd be more interested in his english communication skillsThat's none of your business
Excited for Kyousuke to join and flounder because he isn't being set up all the time and has to play with a team.
>>1825576>That's none of your businessneither is your moms cunt. Hasn't stopped me so far
>>1825579what are you going to do when he gets mvp in cologne?
>every time kyosucksdick gets glazed in magog there's also a flurry of anti-white/nato posts
noticing
Liquid: +Jee
Saw it here first, fellas.
>>1825591why downgrade?
also, is he the annoying one from tyloo or the based one from lynn vision?
>>1825594Liquid will look to make the Asian core with -NAF and -ultimate, due to NertZ and siuhy being irreplaceable and NA having zero AWP talent.
It's the one from Tyloo that starts blaming his teammates when they are losing. Unless I missed something, the guy who usually gives interviews from LV is C4LLM3SU3, their anchor
>>1825571Didn't that guy also come out and deny that NiKo was getting the bag?
>>1825599>It's the one from Tyloo that starts blaming his teammates when they are losingoh right
>Liquid will look to make the Asian corebut nertz and siuhy are eu?
valve changed the rules. If they got 2 asian players that would just make them eu since that region is the strongest
are you implying they should get rid of twistzz as well?
>>1825606NertZ is Israeli, which counts as Levant, which counts as Asia
>>1825575It's good, one of the last streams of his I watched he was igling in english a whole match, almost fluent but obviously has a russian accent
>>1825607i wonder what region jewish players will qualify as once israel is wiped off the map
>>1825607could've sworn isreal counted as eu...
still kind of a pussy move for such an established org if true
>>1825606>If they got 2 asian players that would just make them eu since that region is the strongestIf the got 2 more asian players they would count an asian team due to the 3 to 2 majority.
>>1825607i think israel counts as eu
>>1825579I didn't watch many spirit academy matches but outside of getting more drops he wasn't being set up much, first to go in always obviously with some util support but he didn't have his own personal chopper and magixx baiting themselves for him every execute.
>>1825610>such an established orgTeam Liquid is dirt poor nowadays, evidenced by DeMars DeRover being their coach for 2 months now. Gotta take whatever you can, with how inflated the buyouts and salaries are.
>>1825613You think wrong, before -jks +siuhy their split was NA/AS. If NertZ counted as EU, there wouldn't be AS split due to jks being the sole Asian.
>>1825613Wrong. See line 95.
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_regional_standings/blob/main/model/util/region.js
>>1825615>Team Liquid is dirt poor nowadaysso is astralis
doesn't make them any less established as a name in cs
>liquid might be stealing asian major spots in the coming season and chink anon is still nowhere to be seen
>>1825622lol in their current form shartquid can't even beat gods reign they ain't stealin shit
Maybe Liquid can petition Valve to let Twistzz count as an asian player since he is kinda chinky looking. Then they'd only need one more.
>>1825622Dude LV will rape them
crazy how he's already the aura goat
>>1825525outsiders major is the disneyworld tier mickey mouse major
>>1825631he had more aura with a buzzcut
There isn't a single major which was mickey mouse tier. Cope.
>>1825562apex has 3 majors, the first in 2015
certified and condecorated unc status
>>1825635paris was. every admits this.
>>1825636are you being retarded on purpose?
>>1825631>crazy how he's already the aura goatThis.
>>1825640My gaydar is going off
>>1825641because you're a faggot
>>1825631>bloodshot eyes and massive pupils based addy abuser
>>1825562karrigan was 33 when he won antwerp
>>1825648thanks
guess that still makes him the oldest
>>1825507proof he doesn't cheat. my goat. :)
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Polishsissies.....BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1825652GOD BLESS
I just knew our boy huntah wouldn't allow for this to continue
>>1825652it's over for poland
is karrigan the problem?
he has been given full powers by the org, he chose all the players.
G2 completely cured polish cancer. Congratulations, we expect the same from liquid
>>1825652and nobody's surprised
who're they gonna get? is sAw gonna use his magic and find a nobody, or are there any established players they'd want to spend their saudi money on?
>>1825640Remove the asian filters and.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH look at those fat STD lips. all russian whores from dubai would be jealous
>>1825531paris was the hardest major bro.
>>1825658hltv article says xkaspersky
>>1825641all russians under 30 are gay, this is an undisputeable fact
>>1825652wait, they might actually be cooking
+iM
>>1825545people think simple is washed because he pulled a 0.8 against mongolz in the arena but throughout his carreer he choked like that, not often but he did several times, people just brush it away and only focus on his masterclasses. it would be retarded to not try to get simple. he should be "cheap" with only 6 months left on his navi contract, and the wages should be alright, he certainly shouldn't expect superstar wages.
>>1825662can't have him
gla1ve is having a hard time as it is
>>1825652about time for hunter
>hunter turns out to be a good igl
>wins a major befor niko
ahahahah hhohohohohho eheheheheheheahahaha
magisk's career is over
falcons are clearly the type of org to put people in bench prison (otherwise degster would have gotten picked up by now) and he's been underperforming and is old by esports standards
>>1825672perfect
then we just need hooxi to win one before him (and kyxsan if he's kicked from falcons)
>>1825672>wins a major befor nikoThat choker will never win one
>>1825656It's the bald fraud, americans just cant into cs
>>1825681we like the bald non-fraud
>>1825682elige lost them the major
why are players balding so much lately?
>na cs
https://x.com/tr00perr/status/1937285587817390156
>>1825686my goat would have dropped 30 bombs all maps if it wasn't for eliges bald head reflecting light straight into s1mple's screen
>>1825674No they're not, they don't care about the peanuts they'd receive. Many of the players they've benched either haven't been wanted or preferred to sit on the bench receiving a big salary, magisk could still play for some t1 team just not in one trying to become the best
>>1825688already discussed to death
here's the highlight:
https://nitter.net/CSGOEmpire/status/1937231447397437935#r
>>1825692i didnt bother to watch the grand final so i havent been itt for a few days
>>1825652huNter will win the Budapest major and break NiKo's spirit once and for all
>>1825694hunter used to say he wanted to win the major for niko
>>1825695This is Punished huNter. NiKo betrayed him for the bag.
>>1824829>>1824928>you're a nigger>say it again>nigger>say it louder>nigger>say it louder>take a swing or shut up>n-no>take a swing>y-you're a bitchabsolutely brutal mogging
>>1825704gypsy has all that muscle just to be a pussy and never fight lolol nice alpha male
>>1825704>jokerwaffenfrenare we deadazz?
>>1825706>punch once>10 years in jail for a hate crimenot worth it
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>>1825704>pikey and black guy arguing at airporttell me why im supposed to care?
>>1825659ence really didnt get a lot of mileage out of that roster if antivirus gets poached already
>>1825713They get money doe
>>1825712it's magixxs boyfriend
>>1825715it doesnt help if you cant reach tier 1 tourney invites
its what the cis betting companies do, lock a lot of players into high buyout contracts instead of running a real team
>>1825716does he want to buy a caravan?
>>1825717natu laughs on his way to the bank
Spirit might be close to sign Perfecto in a 2 player's roster move during the break from latest KRL stream
>>1825721>GODFECTO X DONKYup, it's over for drugpex and his minions
>>1825721I think donk might just actually kill himself before 2026 lol
>>1825721NAVI is also trying to make a 2 players roster move by going : -iM and -JL
>>1825706it was the chubby African who wouldn't do shit thoughever
>>1825725>-JL911 for Reddit and like 1 troon from /magog/
>>1825727KRL added that JL is also supposedly thinking about "Ending his carrier", but KRL also added that he think JL is a aw
>>1825728>JL is also supposedly thinking about "Ending his carrier"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>1825729What a great rostermania it would be
>>1825725Did all orgs lose IQ because of Vita's dominance or what? Spirit with Dogfecto signing, FaZe entertaining the possibility of s1mple or Jambo...
I get that w0nderf00l is from the correct country, but he's the single worst AWPer in tier1-adjacent scene, ultimate clears his dog ass, and that guy was matchfixing in Poland less than a year ago.
jL has a high peak, he proved it during NaVi's 7 GF spell, I'd be extremely surprised if he doesn't land into a team.
>>1825735It seems Spirit wanted to make some good money this summer, selling kyousuke and adding free perfecto, but the transfer still ass
navi literally has no players available that are better than simple, whos STILL contracted to navi
>>1825735Spirit needs rostermoves, s1mple to FaZe is actually great, name an available awper better than wonderful that isn't s1mple and Navi clearly need change as well.
When does Premier season 2 end btw? June 30th?
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are we expecting map pool changes? i want my precious overpass back
>>1825745isnt it a bit overdue for mirage to be revamped
>>1825746cracker u wylin'
>>1825747mirage has been overdue for a revamp for about 3 years
>>1825739There's plenty of free talent in Russia that didn't marry n0rb3r7's ex-hole, doesn't have children and didn't take a one year break from pro CS.
>>1825742Spirit needs moves, it doesn't need Perfecto of all people.
>name an available awper better than wonderful ultimate, headtr1ck
Depends on who will be available during the rostermania
>>1825735>Spirit with Dogfecto signingwhat?
>>1825752I am biased, but I'd say even broky can clear w0nderf00l, at least he has a much higher peak and just needs to be pulled out of a slump (that was caused by having to play with karrigan for 5+ years)
>>1825756Read
>>1825721Not yet official, but I see it happening with a 95% certainty, people really love Midfecto for some reason
>>1825760and he looks like fucking this now
there's just no way he isn't 1000% pure dogshit
>>1824829Black fragility on display right here
>>1825762t. seething whitoid
>there are people in this thread that never played GO and only know CS2
>>1825765i have never played cs2
>>1825758>I am biased, but I'd say even broky can clear w0nderf00lThe 'can' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this sentence
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>>1825760Jimi is now getting bashed for Perfecto tier stats btw, and he has to play with Lotan "Go and die for me, anchor nigger" Giladi
I seriously don't know why people rate that bot so high. Maybe some fond memories of NaVi's micro era or something.
>>1825765i have only played source
>>1825770I suppose part of that is accumulation of opponents knowing how he plays and getting hard countered in his positions
>>1825770because he was with navi when they were strong
>>1825760Oh, that's very unimpressive considering how dominant navi was that year, closer to boombl4 in rating than b1t, who had the 3rd best
>>1825769If YEKINDAR got his VP form back, then broky can get his 2022 form back.
>>1825776Not after drug infused central nervous system damage
>>1825728best news i've read in months
navi might become likeable again with jloser out, not a big fan of wonderfool either though
why does everyone hate jL?
KRL saying G2 is interested in NertZ, and NertZ is enticed, but Liquid's not letting him go. The atmosphere in Liquid must be awful if NertZ already wants out.
>>1825788No idea brodie...
>>1824829>Say it, say it to my face (So that i can go and cry about it on my twitter)Lmao what a faggot, just embarrassing.
>>1825790>it's just a game bro>why would you shoot my body like that?
>>1825788check the archive, reddit nigger
asked and answered
>>1825793literally no one answers whenever i ask the question, it's just DUDE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
>>1825794because you fucking tourists ask every fucking time he's brought up
>>1825796yes thats usually what happens when no one is answering a question
>>1825788he's not
JL is the most marketable player in navi and for the brand he should never be let go
Bit is most likely out with his stats. Wonderful isn't going anywhere with current awp market and IM could be replaced if they take simple instead
>>1825788woman mind in the body of a man
>>1825807playing for the most family friendly team ever
>>1825789awful? that's just the opportunity to join a better team
>>1825809It's awful for Liquid not Nertz
>>1825789maybe siuhy really is an anti-semite lol
>>1825817of course he is
and if mouz had just banked on that they might actually have fans now
negev should be more popular
>>1825828>get rid of the entry that makes their gameplan work for a fraudulent, vibe killing iglyeah idk about that
>ICY went on a massive drinking bout after Major and leaked that he got benched
if liquid keeps naf, he has some shit on someone in the org
>>1825839jame saved from the 322 mines?
>>1825839electronic is about to ruin degster, isn't he?
>>1825840That or he agreed to be Steve's boytoy
>>1825844when degster left Spirit a few years ago i remember he said he doesn't want to play in Ru teams anymore
>>1825844You have to be severely mentally ill to actually join VP while electronic is there
>>1825847Holy based, flamus take notes
>>1825839Can electronic join the Russian military already? Seems like anything he joins breaks down eventually.
>>1825856Shhhhh, he's Blades' special SBU agent on a crucial task, I also heard that Spirit will remove chopper....just sayin.......
It's not coincidental that navi are removing the 2 guys that can't stand s1mple, they're adding him and makazze, then moving wonderful to rifle
>>1825863>the 2 guys that can't stand s1mpleBiskela getting kicked as well?
>>1825866Nah they're cool actually
>>1825599>Liquid will look to make the Asian core with -NAF and -ultimate...
>>1825863>It's not coincidental that navi are removing the 2 guys that can't stand s1mplesource: trust me bro
>>1825863>the 2 guys that can't stand s1mplethey're kicking blade?
>>1825875is he still on the bench?
>>1825839should have planted behind site
>>1825875>-ultimateWelcome Degster!
>>1825878yep. joined july 2024, even if it's a 1 year deal they still have him
>>1825786worst news I've read, he should be ending his life
>>1825877Him, b1t and s1mple were hanging out in austin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmIROxl2faI
dexter and styko linked up, need it or keep it!??!
im retarded how the fuck do these map filters work on hltv? i mean killer/victim location make sense, so does T/CT side but then what are kills? if i set killer location and death then does that mean its the location of the dying person highlighted? but what happenes when i set victim location and kills? are these kills of the victims? makes no fucking sense
current biggest frauds in cs2?
>>1825904electronic
ultimate?
>>1825904zonic and it's actually not even close
>>1825911>>1825912remember when he gave an interview saying falcons players shouldn't care about compensation because the real prize was that they'd be coached by him
This major has confirmed one thing: Europeans absolutely cannot handle basic banter. Crying about the "Fuck you Apex!" and "Bald!" cheers is not a good look.
>>1825914theres not going to be another major in NA for the next 5 years eat shit
>>1825914amerifat, you ok? literally not a single soul cried about "fuck you apex" or "bald"
>>1825914>Crying about the "Fuck you Apex!" and "Bald!" cheers is not a good look.i don't think anyone actually did that
>>1825914kek you really made those euros instantly seethe
>there's a 90% chance I ran into /magog/gers at Austin airport yesterday and didn't know
>>1825914Nice anon, really touched a nerve with this one
>>1825875Shanghai entrances were sick fr fr
btw sjokz was recently diagnosed with clinical depression
>>1825916>>1825917>>1825918stop eating the bait you fucking retards
>>1825507remember how YNk (inadvertently) cooked Niko at the end of Dallas KEK
https://youtu.be/-cnteCT_epo?t=29904
>>1825927Why? Being almost 40 with no kids?
>>1825922someone called you a nigger as well?
>prius got a diamond coin
Apologize
>>1825935Let's be real. There's like a 95% chance the gypsy guy posts itt.
>>1825914never before crowd were chanting bullshit like that, it all started in that texan hellhole last year, respect the players you stupid brats.
>>1825945They paid for the ticket, supported the scene financially and so they get to cheer and boo whoever they like. What did you do for the scene anon?
>>1825948cheering and booing is one thing, that is normal in sports. insulting is too much.
>>1825949>that is normal in sports>insulting is to much
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SQQN.
>>1825950only rats insults players.
>>1825945eslniggas is SEETHn
>>1825960Is your standard for this golf? Fuck you is a very mild insult. My point still stands. Paying fans get to insult players all they want.
>>1825949>>1825960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6TXpBbq-I
>>1825844didn't electronic call him the Russian equivalent of faggot when they last played each other?
>>1825914banter is a purely anglo thing.
>founded in 2013 by a bunch of gamers
>12 years later
>competes in 10+ eSports and has fuckhuge office in Paris + bootcamps in Stade de France
What do we really know about Vitality?
>>1825980>What do we really know about Vitality?That a jeet invested millions to make them what they are.
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmWgTD8F2W8
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYVzme2fybU
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What is he thinking right now?
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>Does he know?
>>1825999trick question, he has no higher order cognitive ability
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This wonderful nigga too funny
>>1826004He's getting da boot and is thinking about ending it all
>>1826009where is the announcement
>>1825973>football fans as a standardskek fucking retard
>>1825999>why did I peek in the force buy on mirage?
>>1826018nigga said "as a standards"
where are you from that you can't speak english and you don't like povertyball
>>1825980They need to bring back yellow in the logo
>>1826029>le signature shake
>>1826032you act like a monkey, accept it.
>>1826037which one of us is struggling to intelligibly communicate our thoughts
>>1826043You're just damage controling to justify your monkey tier behaviour.
Don't know if i should follow the rostermania or just log off from CS completely until Cologne and get surprised
>>1826054>controling>
I'm not trying to distract from anything, banter is normal and fun when you're not a pussy
>>1826071insults are not banter.
>>1826076I'm sorry you don't have any close male friends
these niggas really bought niko 2
>>1826077mocking is what banter is, not straight insults. yelling "bald" against the vitality coach is banter. "fuck you apex" is not banter.
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>>1826078>niko 2we prefer to call him mini donk
>>1826083well at least he's not mini-niko
>>1826080seriously why are you such a pussy about this, especially when apex likes it
>>1826086>especially when apex likes ithe doesn't like it , he pretends it does. if he says he he doesn't like it, the fuck you apex will get louder.
stop acting like animals.
why are europeans so tranny?
>>1826092cope. amerikkka has a lot more trannies.
>>1826088>if he says he he doesn't like it, the fuck you apex will get louderwhat happens when you intentionally rile them up
>It's really fun to play in front of this crowd because you know it's all a bit of fun and a bit of banter, so it's nice to have this against you because apEX loves to be the villain.>Coming in, he's definitely taunting them a little bit, so for us as a team, we really enjoy playing in front of this type of crowd because they always cheer for good Counter-Strike. So whether we're winning or losing, it's always fun.stop pearl clutching and pretending apex is some harmless little ewe who needs protecting
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>>1826095see you are always trying to explain why you act like retards. just do not act like retards. respect yourselves.
it's up. read it now.
https://www.hltv.org/news/42044/stat-check-falcons-triple-up-on-openers-for-another-gambit-at-vitalitys-crown
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Make way bitches.
GOATsuke is here.
Cologne is his.
>>1826078t roles are irrelevant and the only 2 ct roles they share niko would probably give away happily seeing as they're the ones he performs worst at in recent times (mid ancient and outside nuke).
I'd rather they stop playing nuke entirely though and play anubis, drop inferno for cache too or whatever map it is that gets replaced.
I DONT WANNA WAIT
I WANNA WATCH ESPORTS NOW
>>1826110ass sucking lips
>>1826078>Falcons did not lose at the Austin Major because of firepower. Their stacked squad was more than good enough to defeat B8, Lynn Vision, and MIBR off of individuals alone. That they didn't cannot be put on Emil "Magisk" Reif's door: ....i am convinced at this point nero doesn't even watch the games at all but just goes to the stats section and reads "hmmm, Magisk 1.06, okay he was good"
they were all criminal and deserve the blame, the way Magisk plays the roles he has was just shockingly bad for me. my grandma would have had more useful lurks. he had a good game against OG, that's it
exitnesy constantly escapes criticism
>>1826117jesus now that you remind me its going to one long fucking month
i want colonge to start so fucking bad.
With all the arms race among teams Vitality is not be as dominant as the first half
Falcons, Spirit and obviously going to get better with the changes coming and if Blade cooks maybe even Na'Vi and G2 having huNter and SunPayus calling would be great too
holy fuck i cannot wait to watch, will be hype asf
>With all the arms race among teams Vitality is not be as dominant as the first half
niggas ain't ready 2nd half of the year Woo
he was just warming up
>>1826135your 0.06 cowardwoo won't do shit against GODSUKE
the only team that could do it is spirit with zweih and a real igl
but that igl would still be mindpoisoned by hally's shit coaching
>>1826139I feel like they just have to get zweih. He's friends with donk already anyway.
>>1826144They already got perfecto btw, info confirmed by biggest cs telegram with the same sponsor as TS
>>1826145overdrive said it's false
>>1826139Spirit with perfecto might just be what they need. He isn't the guy putting up big numbers but he's a master in the roles he plays. He sets up plays for his team that its rarely noticed. IMO hes probably one of the guys i rate alongside ropz as having good CS IQ in a way, they know which fights to take and how to play in a situation. both play the shit roles on their team but when they're good at it they teams can be world beaters
And you see directly with FaZe, losing ropz completely fucked them up. People expected frozen to be as good as ropz but he's too passive and doesn't take the same decisions that ropz does on vitality IMO
>>1826140>mightso confident
>>1826148*posted it again award
>>1826121I think the point is that magisk probably shouldn't be making the difference either way. how many maps did he full on lose them? b8 in conjunction with m0nesy, not lynn vision, not og, and maybe 1 map of the mibr game
if you're relying on a magisk popoff game, something's gone wrong further up the chain
Holy shit magogbros...maybe we have been too harsh on jL, these navi junior gypsies are insufferable wtf
https://youtu.be/DTK2ZBeZnXs
>>1826163physiognomy is real
makazze will flop, he is fat, ugly and swarthy
Is we getting a game update this player break
>>1826166>physiognomy is real>makazze will flop, he is fat, ugly and swarthy
>>1826168zywoo is fat but not too ugly, and clearly a jovial person (always smiling)
>>1826170oh and zywoo is white
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Okay Justinas I am sorry, you can make silly faces at camera all the time and buy r8 on dust and be angry when someone shoots your dead body, please I beg you don't go away I beg you
>>1826173shit looks like when the wolf eats little red riding hood's grandma and puts her clothes on
very unsettling face
>>1826170he is ugly also but you're right, at least he's not rude and toxic
>>1826179???
Looks alright to me, too bad about the upper lip hyperfunction but otherwise seems to be a happy fella
Even lost weight since 2020, maybe we'll see him skinny when he becomes IGL in 2029
>>1826176thats one ugly goblin looking motherfucker
>>1826176makazze would tank navis brand value with his face alone
>>1826163>have more russians in team>losetale as old as time
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Am i the only one who thinks he kinda looks like monesy?
>>1826234>His smile doesn't reach his eyesErmmmm this is kinda creepy
1 million dollars or a dinner conversations with these 3 cs legends?
>>1826263who is that, m0e?
>>1826278some random TL content creator
>>1826234Dunno man, don't see it, maybe it's time to get on medication
>>1826296https://embrace-autism.com/reading-the-mind-in-the-eyes-test/#test
Cloud9 CEO shuts down NAVI Junior rumor
makazze to navi 100%
>upgraded to Pajeetzen X3D processor
>new GPU
>instant +0.5 kd
Man it's absurd how demanding this game is and how much gear matters.
>>1826315i wonder who else
im guessing the other albanian
>>1826318cs used to be the poorfags game but it all ended with cs2, now valorant is
>>1825637No one admits it except you and your 3 personalities, schizo.
NNOOOOOOOO ROPZ DONT DO IT AGAIN
>>1825668>>1825662How good is this xcak guy?
>>1826342My last pc wasn't even poorfag tier and when I tried Valorante I could run it on like 400 FPS+ high settings while CS2 claimed to be 250+ but clearly just wasn't.
I now have barely any extra FPS yet the game is super smooth. Something is seriously wrong if you don't have the absolute latest and greatest CPU.
>>1825828>they might actually have fans nowI'm literally right here retard.
>>1824391kyxsan was the problem
>>1825922thank god i took the bus
>>1826346https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ahltv.org+paris+%22mickey+mouse%22
>>1826121bro you had le goat rifler, le baby goat, 2 decent players from heroic - magisk underperforming should NOT have made any difference against the likes of the aforementioned teams
>supposed "csgo goat"
>sharts during the supposed "mickey mouse" major
?
>>1826382botwoo is so carried
>>1826371just because you posted the same shit from different accounts doesnt mean youre any less schizo
>>1826371>https://www.hltv.org/matches/2364292/gamerlegion-vs-vitality-blasttv-paris-major-2023>ctrl+f "mickey">1 resultlmaooooooo nice one faggot
>>1826374yeah it's like being really pissed at zont1x when sh1ro shit the bed
>>1826382>>1826389why do you guys get so mad about this? you can move on to austin now, you're free
cct paris was mickey mouse
If you think a major is le mickey mouse you're gay.
If they were mickey mouse surely s0mple would have farmed then then?
>>1826396>stop coming to logical conclusions>if you care you're, like, gaygood luck with this 1
man imagine your shit ass team couldn't win a mickey mouse major, they should just disband already
>>1826398he tried but FURIA with drop was too good for him in Rio
>>1826399Here's some logic for you Mr. Shapiro.
Winning a mickey mouse major > losing a mickey mouse major
anything else is cope
Majors by definition can't be mickey mouse. There is no dearth of competition as only the best teams from across the world play. The prize pool + sticker money is huge so there's no incentive to matchfix. The only problem is the BO1s but that's a problem that affects everyone equally. You calling a major mickey mouse after your team bombed out is no different from an incel calling a woman an ugly whore after getting rejected. You're just jealous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYCtaNueQY
........................................
>>1826388Fill in the blank:
Worst rated players of the Austin Major playoffs are: snow (0.78 rating), ______ (0.80 rating), biguzera (0.80 rating), chopper (0.82 rating), iM (0.87 rating)
fuck off retard. your spamming is so obvious.
keep replying to yourself
what disney character is iem cologne going to be?
>paris was. every admits this.
>cct paris was mickey mouse
>fuck off retard. your spamming is so obvious.
>keep replying to yourself
>>1826428bodied that freak
>>1826414>>1826425keep coping schizo
>>1826430took some time to post that weird haha
>>1826431your mum was finishing me off
>>1826428>>1826429I look like this but I said this
>>1826406stop hating Indians lilbro
>>1826440saaar faze up saaaaaar
>>1826442I was rooting for Mouz retard.
>>1826152>>1826374it wouldn't be a problem if the rest of the text (after the "...") wasn't shitting on every other member of the team, even the fucking psychologist
and you don't make the decision to kick a player after just one tournament, Magisk is objectively the weakest link of Falcons throughout this season.
>how many maps did he full on lose them?when the whole team is playing badly there is no 1 player who loses you the map, everyone made a lot of mistakes. there was half a dozen of rounds where the round could have been won if he made better decisions (mostly being slow on lurks and going in last). he was playing like blameF.
extreme example, there was a 3v3 situation against Lynn Vision where m0nesy and Niko were retaking lower site and Magisk didn't even attempt it. literally didn't do ANYTHING. while Niko was running halfway through lower site looking for a duel, Magisk was on upper jiggling ladder, watching main (???) and then going to save. it was comical to see.
public service announcement to all thirdworlders who learned the term "mickey mouse" fifthhand and do not understand what's being discussed:
the 2020 nba playoffs were played in a locked down quarantine bubble at disneyworld (hence "mickey mouse"). the regular season was cut short, the players had months of rest in the meantime, they played in an empty gym with no crowd, 3 of the top 4 teams by record were out by the conference finals. as a result the ACCOMPLISHMENT of winning a ring was devalued because of the CIRCUMSTANCES. the lakers are not being insulted for their own level of play, they just did not have to deal with the same challenges as other nba champions
in the same way, it is not contradictory to value paris relatively lower than other major wins without it being an insult towards vitality. if you win a major without playing a single bo3 against a top 20 team, you can't argue and debate people into finding it equally impressive as an accomplishment. it is what it is, what happened happened, move on
now please stop making 50 worthless posts every other thread out of insecurity, thanks
>>1826446nigga ion gaf about the middle east
my favorite player is woxic btw - a muslim, so don't drag me into this identity politics
the circumstances that determined Paris to be a "Mickey Mouse" event: s1mple lost to Woro2k
>>1826450well at least i know the term origin now
>>1826450>if you win a major without playing a single bo3 against a top 20 team, you can't argue and debate people into finding it equally impressive as an accomplishmentmaybe said top 20 should not have bombed out against top 50
>>1826452>my favorite player is woxicbased
>stop hating Indians lilbro
>I was rooting for Mouz retard.
polcels really ruining this thread huh
>>1826457>>1826450>if you win a major without playing a single bo3 against a top 20 team, you can't argue and debate people into finding it equally impressive as an accomplishment. it is what it is, what happened happened, move on
>>1826466keep coping man, your gay ass team lost to mibr
that does not make this major mickey mouse
>>1826466>without playing a single bo3 against a top 20 teamAin't it great that it doesn't apply to Paris Major?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2363881/monte-vs-vitality-blasttv-paris-major-2023
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2364291/vitality-vs-apeks-blasttv-paris-major-2023
>they got an easy run at the major it doesnt count
>they won like 30 games and 7 trohpies in a row but it doesnt count because uhh s0mple lost to gamerlegion!!
>>1826476GOATIFI plays cs2???
>>1826469this has to be mental illness at this point
I explained what the term meant, I explained that it's not an insult to the team or denigrating them, it's just a (relative) lack of praise for the accomplishment, I explained why people would feel that way, and all you can do is talk about navi or faze or whoever. do you have a problem with the facts or the conclusion, or do you just wish they were different?
>>1826471be serious. also your own link has monte as #22
I just don't get it. do you, personally, think austin or paris was a better achievement? do you feel better about a playoff run through navi (#7), mouz (#2), mongolz (#5) or itb (#27), apeks (#24), gamerlegion (#31)? they didn't drop a map in the paris playoffs, do you think that team with dupreeh and spinx was better than the current one?
>>1826486How hard is it to understand that if the good competition bombed out early on, maybe they weren't good competition to begin with?
okay but s1mple had the highest awp kpr this major though
>>1826488Ummm sweaty they're good competition because their org is big? No small orgs are allowed to win.
Astralis are gonna resume their era
Read it here first, folx
>>1826491I swear man these big org cocksuckers are insufferable. They're really shitting up the thread with their "mickey mouse" posts. This guy said it perfectly
>>1821048 >>1826492Knew it already, +Hooxi actually makes me want to root for them now. The vibes are immaculate.
>>1826450Yes, covid was an external circumstance. A good player getting sick or teams not getting visas to attend is a circumstance. But losing in fair play against supposedly worse competition is not a circumstance, it's just skill issue. You lost, get over it. Calling it mickey mouse makes you look like a jaded loser.
Literally all the good teams are in the Majors. They are all attending them. It cannot be a mickey mouse tournament if all the best teams are there.
>>1826511This lol. There is absolutely NO reason to call it mickey mouse, unless you're a jaded loser whose team bombed out early on or didn't perform up to expectations (Failcl0wns, f0ze, sp0r0t etc)
reminder for all newfags, tourists, and old retards:
the more you reply to shitty posts the more shitty posts you get
(You) are part of the problem
why does shiro have a cute girlfriend but i dont?
>>1826557nigger thats literally donk in makeup and wig lmfao
>>1826550The power of Christ compels you.
BEGONE!
>>1826488>>1826491the top teams were not in good form, we 100% agree on this. however, the other teams being able to beat them did not make them an equivalent challenge to the competition at the average major
who was vitality's toughest competition throughout all of paris? how many players from those teams did literally anything at all before or afterwards? basically just im and jl, and jl was not a threat back then. by the next major monte and itb were done, the rest of apeks and gamerlegion went out in challengers
>>1826510>You lost, get over ityou either did not read or did not understand my post
>>1826600Damn didn't know Mouz who are the number 2 team are irrelevant.
>>1826550Yes please I want to hatewatchmaxxx Faze even more.
>>1826600Why does it matter what they did after the major? The top teams not being in good form is a skill issue, not a circumstance issue.
>>1826604timbermen are that unbearable huh
Tournaments should exclusively wait until every team is playing at their best.
>>1826600>you either did not read or did not understand my postGet real lilbro most people complaining about le mickey mouse major are just jaded their team fucked up, it's not that deep.
>>1826605please do not reply to my posts again if you don't even understand what's being discussed, thanks
>>1826610the circumstances are that vitality could not play against a single top 20 player. they were staring down the barrels of acor, of nawwk, of cruc1al. no one disputes that these teams were in the best form at the event, that vitality beat the teams they were presented, but if you could assign strength to the field at majors (normalizing for era and advancement in tactics and so on), the non-vitality teams at paris would be extremely low on the list. vitality won austin, they won paris, austin was more of an accomplishment. do you disagree?
>>1826619what is the sound of one hand clapping
if vitality fans stopped taking the categorization as a deep personal offense that they have to refute, while not even understanding it, all posts would gradually cease
>>1826640>doesn't know who Mouz are
>>1826642which member of current #2 mouz was in the paris playoffs, spinx on vitality?
>>1826640>he circumstances are that vitality could not play against a single top 20 player. they were staring down the barrels of acor, of nawwk, of cruc1al.That is because said top 20 players could NOT survive the gauntlet of acor, nawwk and cruc1al. Seems like a skill issue to me.
>vitality won austin, they won paris, austin was more of an accomplishment. do you disagree?Yes, I disagree. You're simply going by the name-value of big orgs. Winning against Apeks, GL, ITB etc WAS a challenge at that time - which many top teams failed against.
Youtube just recommended me this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YeTzIktFYP0 and uhh... that's funny...
>>1826640>if vitality fans stopped taking the categorization as a deep personal offense that they have to refuteI'm not a Vitality fan, I'm a Mouz fan but it's clearly evident Vitality and Zywoo haters started this "mickey mouse" charade during Paris and since then continued using it when their favorite team does not win. It is simply an inability to admit that their team was worse than the opposition and did not deserve to win. This is what YOU are failing to understand.
>I'm not a Vitality fan, I'm a Mouz fan but it's clearly evident Vitality and Zywoo haters started this "mickey mouse" charade during Paris and since then continued using it when their favorite team does not win. It is simply an inability to admit that their team was worse than the opposition and did not deserve to win. This is what YOU are failing to understand.
It's funny you portray me as the crying basedjak when you simply can't accept that your team lost because it was shit and keep posting "le mickey mouse major" if anyone's crying it's you.
>inb4 this post is portrayed as another basedjak
>1826662
>I'm not a Vitality fan, I'm a Mouz fan but
>>1826665Sorry guys still new here, meant to reply to
>>1826662Again sorry about that, Gazza
>1826665
I just know you flip chess boards out of impotent rage when you lose. You simply don't know how to admit defeat gracefully.
>>1826604NA CS is so terrible it gives people schizo breaks
>>1826646I don't know why you're pretending not to get it. top players and teams came in as a 4/10, itb got into playoffs as a 6, usually to win a major you need to play at least an 8 or two
I promise you I'm not being fooled by names, I watched almost all of that major dispassionately and saw embarrassing levels of play
>>1826653 are you the indian
"mickey mouse ring" is a term from 2020 and does not imply the winners did not deserve to win, there's a reason it suddenly got brought into cs 3 years later for that specific tournament
>>1826670Hey guys sorry did it again, meant to respond to
>>1826665
>>1826675>there's a reason it suddenly got brought into cs 3 years later for that specific tournamentYes, the reason being fans of big-orgs being unable to accept the reality that their highly decorated salaried team lost to a bunch of no-namers. Frankly it's insulting to small teams who grinded so much to reach where they are only for the major to be discredited as mickey mouse.
only major won without defeating a single top 20 team in playoffs
>>1826687are you the indian
>>1826695Is that your rebuttal? I accept your concession.
>>1826698it's not a rebuttal, I just don't want to waste my time. it's a simple question, I promise I'm not racist and won't accost you or anything
>>1826702How is it relevant to the discussion at hand?
>>1826703it's a yes or no question, the captcha is more characters to type out
siwss stage was meant to be for competitions with a lot of participants. this is why there is no mickey mouse champs in chess and thats why there is many mickey mouse champs in cs. group stage is meant for low number of participants and eveyone knows it, thats why there is no BW mickey mouse champ, the gooks have gone even further to the point of removing the fluke enabler format of upper and lower bracket. there should be no mickey mouse champ in football because of the group stage but paying referees enables mickey mouse champs such as psg and madrid.
>>1826705Is it true that you're a pig fucker? It's a yes or no question.
>>1826706You play chess lilbro?
>>1826712no I am not a pig fucker, sorta strange to equate that question with mine
anyway, your turn to answer
>>1826715Yes. You may stop replying to me now.
>no BW Mickey mouse champ
when someone says a mickey mouse tourney its supposed to be a light jest
why are you autists like this
>>1826719Because you know the people saying it are seething.
>>1826719>I-I was just k-kidding bro!
>>1826717literally who still plays this
>it's still le popular in koreadoubt
>>1826725Oh so playing the who cares card after declaring it Mickey mouse proof?
>>1826716thanks
again nothing personal, no hard feelings
>>1826729yo...youre so fucking cool bro..like...you hate every race but the White one....holy shit...
really hope pol retards aren't above the age of 20
>>1826731It's alright, if his only retort is that I'm Indian he's lost the argument anyways.
>>1826728i have no idea of any current bw players
>>1826731what the fuck
I literally said I wasn't racist. I just about guarantee I have more indian friends and have spent orders of magnitude more time around (first-generation) indians than you unless you're indian too, and the question wouldn't be at all applicable if he was adopted at birth by lesothoians or something
it's about certain lines of thinking and mindsets and arguments, evinced by his other posts. I just don't want to have a discussion if I know exactly where it's going
>>1826749what is this? we're talking about disney characters in here
>>1826749I will never forgive ch0k0 and ch0kesy for fucking those 2 maps up
they just had to be ok, and they couldn't even do that
After the huge success of Austin, which American city will be hosting the next NA major? My money is on Vegas or Miami, but Nashville would be a pleasant surprise.
>>1826802fragadelphia 20: live free or frag hard
>>1826755It's alright lilbro I get that you don't want to talk in circles. Neither do I.
https://x.com/donacsgo/status/1937594310779895846
AMERICANS DONT SUFFER THEY HAVE CS GFS
>>1826876I had 2 cows and their 2 basedfriends sitting behind me, annoying as fuck.
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>>182687680% of them are troons jeejee
>>1827013>J-J-Jame-sama please forgive us...
>>1826802>huge successno one outside of america is saying austin was a success
there is no NA major planned for the next 5 years
>fame and FL1T would rather play for a team that gets grouped in tier10 local LANs than to continue playing for Katowice quarter-finalists
CVLTVRAL IMPACT
AVRA
GOD JAME
>>1827087maybe electronic should try Jame's pregame stress relief method.
might do him some good.
>>1827087did i miss some new roster leaks?
>>1827115okay there it is
i still believe paravision are matchfixers. they should be a lot better.
>>1827116Pretty much all teams in T2 of NA, SA, EU, CIS are involved in matchfixing. Even T1 teams of APAC.
in three weeks time we'll have:
>Astralis with hooxi
>Faze (hopefully) with s1mple - or a pissed off broky, which would also be fun
at FISSURE Playground in Belgrade closely followed by IEM Cologne Stage 1
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>>1827128yesterday's gigachad matches
Which event is more prestigious, Cologne or Katowice?
>>1827128i didn't even realize fissure playground was a tier s event. kinda thought it was bb dacha 2.0
expecting some goofy ahh production
>>1827135katowice doesn't even exist anymore but historically, i'd say cologne
>>1827128is pic rel just very good head or genuine demonic possesion?
>>1827140Yes I know they shifted to Krakow. Why do you say Cologne?
>>1827141since monesy is standing up I'd say the latter
>>1827128anybody knows when the invited teams reveal will be done ? Need to know if it will be worth to watch
>>1827142longer history and more iconic wins
>>1827145>anybody knows when the invited teams reveal will be doneIt's all vrs based afaik, so just look at hltv
FISSURE might not even happen because teams might've rejected the invite
but I can't imagine any team saying no to Cologne
>>1827150vitality will probably say no so it'll be an asterisk event
>>1827150That's what I was actually asking for but wasn't clear enough, all invites are sent but the TO still needs to announce all the teams that accepted the invite
>FISSURE might not even happenIf it's happening, hope we can see at least a few teams from top 10 or it will be betboom tier
>>1827154yeah, I hope some of the teams that don't need the vrs just join to get some lan reps in before Cologne
>>1826347>a porsche>greyfucked up choices
my biggest fear for this rostermania is that jLoser goes to a team that i actually like
>>1827208JL NIP is a good move for him
>>1826347missed this one
is history gonna repeat itself? did ropz just ruin vitality's era when it had only just begun?
Why nobody told me that FISSURE is a renamed BB dacha? I'm waiting for donk's next triumph
>>1827216it might be a trophy with failclowns' name on it because i think vitality and mouz will probably both skip it but failclowns need reps
>>1826147s1mple kept using him as a scapegoat in 2023 for navi's problems
>>1827217>it might be a trophy with failclowns' name on itI don't see a single team except maybe coL and GL that them losing against would surprise me
not sure about whatever current G2 is
>>1826388worst rating is in the map they got btfo, so its alright, dust2 masterclass. inferno most important forcebuy clutch won in the history of cs2 and he barely saw anybody in A, always came in late on B where the ennemies were already half dead with few ADR to milk from their kills
cope? yes but still factual.
>>1826392too hard for the "goat" simple.
>>1827221i think the lower 8 will all attend
faze might go for reps and failclowns almost certainly will too
sp0r0t are based in serbia afaik and have attended bb dacha so they'll probably be there
vitality and mouz probably won't go
g2, mongolz, and aurora might go because they can actually compete for once
>>1826453Niko and monesy failed to reach the playoffs of the major too, wait it's normal occurance.
>>1827234>faze might go for repsdepends on their awp'er situation
unless neo wants to try awp'ing
>>1827237i expect them to buy s0mple
>>1826693there is always a first to everything anon
>>1827228Humblewoo just let the ""bad"" 3 players farm the final and get recognition and praise from everyone, elevating team chemistry even more
So who the fuck will play at Fissure? all the big teams to get ready for cologne?
>>1827152good stage 1 kino
>>1827243Vitality won't 100%, Navi too (Betboom tournament), I presume Mouz won't either
I am suspecting Falcons and Spirit might, because of new roster + Serbia connection
It could be a donk vs kyousuke clash on the first tournament
>>1827243Surely tier 2 teams that needs vrs points to stay in the top 15
>>1827246>It could be a donk vs kyousuke clash on the first tournamentwin trade final
when more than 1 of the top 3 teams don't take part in a tournament, it's officially a mickey mouse tournament right?
>>1827251yes
1 missing (even if it's vitality) and it's A tier
2 missing and it's mickey mouse
taz and snax will never even touch tier 1 again, right?
"FISSURE" what a horrible name for a tournament.
anal fissure
>>1827262it's in Belgrade
name matches perfectly
>g2 becoming likeable
>navi becoming likeable
>liquid might become likeable
>furia has already become likeable
at least i have astralis... ol' faithful
>>1827271he's the only likeable player on the team which actually makes them even less likeable because it feels like he's being held hostage
i will never understand the hooxi ball washing. hes a mid IGL at best. glad hes on astralis tho, as much as i loved cadian in GO, i cannot defend his performance in CS2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxTGh7yWXdY
>>1827277>blamed for everything bad in G2>while stuck with 2 star player chokers and a coach who hates his guts>takes it on the chin>becomes a meme>now coming back to save a legendary org that's done everything in it's power to sudoku>actually doing a good job at itnot everyone needs a donk or a zywoo to love and respect a player
>>1827283>>becomes a memeHe was memed as the 'gigachad' before he came to G2. One could say he was memed into a job.
I mean, hooxi looks and kinda acts like a gigachad, but mentally he is crying little bitch, who even thinks that gigachad meme is a mockery
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>>1827348chudjaks are popular now
when is rain retiring so faze has a chance at winning something?
>>1827364karrigan keeps his friends employed at all costs
he's like the polacks
>I got killed by fucking hooxi
I can't wait for the first falcons v astralis game
>>1827346Zweih x perfecto in spirit
>>1827346
>>1826557Have you tried THIS?
>>1827346we're back spirit bros
>>1827381based tax evader apex living in andorra
>>1827401They want to let donk farm free fissure dacha mvp
falcons are the designated event dodgers this season
>>1827348>>1827360do they know the dude was a mass shooter
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>>1827406can't get humiliated if you don't show up at the ritual
>>1827401focusing on Cologne 14th-16th place result
>>1827277>hes a mid IGL at bestcalling in english, he'll be much better in astralis
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>>1827373>x perfectonot happening lil bro
zontix is better than him
>>1827423it's -chopper -magixx
>>1827401lol so a rookie he will play his first big LAN in fucking Cologne because Niko and m0nesy want an extra week of vacation, nice team
>>1827420zywoo goat status: REVOKED
>>1827424perfecto as igl?
idk about that
apexgod got them boilin again i fear
>>1827424>it's -chopper -magixxthey're kicking the only two likeable guys, fuck this team
>>1827439you're not wrong, but I definitely get why they're doing it
>>1827439It is what it is...(
>>1827439who cares it's just the donk team
>>1827443nta, but I think they're trying to build a team that can actually function when donk isn't completely locked in
>>1827401Team Falcons has been eliminated from IEM Cologne 2025 (13th to 16th).
>>1827439chopper is NOT likeable, he's a lazy fat fuck
>>1827455i hope hat guy makes it
>>1827451he just like me fr
>>1827460isn't that artfrost
first he got benched for sh0ro, then he got benched for jame
>>1827467yes, he is/was on loan at amkal
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Anons...where do you think /ourguy/ Boris is going to end up?
>>1827501wow magixx actually looked decent
still lesbian core but better than the oily haircut he has now
>>1827517>lesbian coreThis. His looks inspired me
https://youtu.be/Gpn6XFUlLz4
>Big RL went to Japan to scatter troon ahes
...
>>1827533>i think i'm a weeb nowdropped
why can't some players win majors without using their first language?
>>1827535oooooooooooof bros, dude better step the fuck up but he won't
supposedly fame and flit might go to parivision
this has to be the most complicated way to get rid of one player i've ever seen
>>1827542lmao good way to phrase it
>>1827535eeh, chopper got literal whoms to a major semi
>>1827544after trying for 20 years
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>>1827548true but where are these guys now?
You heard it here first, Donk to Mongolz.
>>1827549major winner
major winner
t1 tournament winner+mvp
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at least attended the major
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>>1827551>t1 tournament winner+mvp>unemployed
It's up
https://youtu.be/h5sxWl3V46E
>>1827553>4:15AHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
>>1827535congratulations zywoo on his 4th top 1 hltv
>>1827553if loud = funny/arrested development was a person
blitz and techno should try swapping roles since blitz is a great fragger and techno isn't
>>1827553>>1827563it's kinda amazing he didn't calm down at all from 10 years ago, still the same humor/personality
>>1827563>>1827565Just white people things
>>1827567pewdiepie and markiplier aren't the same at all
watching new anomaly content is like you clicked on a random old one
>soon 3 full days after the major final
>still can't open my souvenir packages from the playoffs
n1 volvo
>>1827588no because new players are just going to get into old teams
>>1827588it's honestly sad how jaded and bitter old na fags are about cs
meanwhile, young guys like jba and lake are quietly resurrecting the scene
>>1827599he literally talks about trying to start an org btw so you're wrong
Who's getting the boot? zont1x is the better player individually but magixx is willing to drop donk AKs on command. Though choice.
>>1827609-magixx
zweih takes some of choppers ct spots, cheetah on ancient comes to mind, chopper takes more magixx bitch roles
>>1827609zontix, who the fuck wants to be around that guy in a team environment
even if magixx is worse at least he brings the morale up
>>1827609magix is getting the boot, chopper and amgix were the ones doing the dirty job by jumping over corners and shit to donk trades them, zontix's job is too "unique", chopper is the igl they won't change him. zweigh will do the magix job.
fl4muskeks...
virtusprokeks...
>>1827625Another electronic-led team that has a spectacular collapse
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>>1827627Damn...that's messed up man (((
>>1827627Lazy Ai just slapping kyousuke on the shirt instead of giving him his iconic lips to recognize him... baka
>>1827627that might be the gayest ai slop posted in magog. ever.
even including the generated fanfics
>>1827627niko made kyousuke change his haircut btw he looks like m0nesy now
>>1827611+1
and magixx shoots better than zont1x
unfortunately bc Mouz gave him some clutches on the Major now the entire community is sucking his dick, what a shame
>>1827639get ready for gun5 fatty
>>1827381Our fuarking heroes!.. and NiKo, ZywOo and sh0r0 I guess...
>>1827625icy already said he was getting benched too & the fl1t+fame rumors
the fuck they finna do buy out spirit academy for electronic to kill the next crop of russia?
>>1827588if you scroll through the top 50 on hltv, how many orgs weren't in cs 5 years ago?
aurora (2023), falcons (2021), legacy (2023), b8 (2021), wildcard (2023), flyquest (2024), oddik (2022), betboom (2023), m80 (2023), ecstatic (2021), passion ua (2023), hotu (2023), tnl (2024), chinggis warriors (2024), fluxo (2022), parivision (2023), astrum (mix, 2025), iberian soul (mix, 2025)
16/50, and only 5 of the top 25
wildcard, flyquest, ecstatic, m80, falcons are the only non-asia/cis/br ones, ecstatic is some danedog skin guy's passion project, falcons is a retarded oil money one-off, so 3 conventional orgs in the past 5 years
if valve actually killed illegal gambling [sponsors], this scene would instantly crumple
>>1827599the fuck does this have to do with securing funding
>>1827648>electronicOh nonono
>>1827648>the fuck they finna doGift electroNic to Spirit to drag them down with them.
not a big surprise, fl4mus was terrible this year, icy was supposedly also let go but that makes it pretty awkward with fl1t and fame wanting out too, either disband or gotta try to make those 2 happy by bringing in someone they want
>>1827652Kill Spirit from the inside and put donk on FaZe to become to most popular team in CS bar none.
More like Russtermania amirite?
>electronic ruins another team
big whoop
when are the surprising roster changes gonna hit the news?
>VP will completely disband in one transfer window
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1827658-ultimate +s1mple tomorrow
>yfw fallen retires and vp buys out the rest of furia
>>1827659I hear Snax and TaZ are available...
>>1827625The supposed $1m for fl4mus is the single most retarded thing i've heard. Like I really hope it's not real because it would be the most retarded purchase ever made.
He was at best a mid player with some promise. He didn't even have over 1.0 rating vs top 20 teams last year.
>>1827627falcons need to buy donk...
>>1827679>if falcons is able to pay that for a player why can't you?>you're not a poorfag org, are you?
>>1827636the other characters are surprisingly identifiable though
>>1827685donk is not leaving anywhere. the kyousuke's sale was made to pay donk's future wages at spirit.
>>1827653Flamus had to change roles and play a completely different playstyle thanks to egotronic
>>1827693fl4mus was kind of a 2nd voice too in gl and i doubt he's making any sort of calls under elec
perfecto just joined virus poo
SURELY this will fix it, right?
...right?
dogfecto...
https://x.com/virtuspro/status/1937956792644079787
niko going to have so much fun with those lips...
Shanghai was peak cuz the swiss stages had crowds tbhdesu
>>1827699krl EXPOSED
>>1827701niko has a girlfriend you can see it on instagrams
>>1827701yeah... fun
fun and diseases
>>1827705>niko has a beard you can see it on instagrams
>>1827705insert pic of niko and monesy staring at the sunset like an old couple
>>1827705>s-she goes to another school! you can check her instagrams!
>>1827702All self proclaimed leakers are clowns, nothing new, this move also exposed uberdriver for the 100th time
>>1827702Yea what's up with that? I thought it was going to be like that for Austin too. All the groups kino would've been even better with a crowd.
overdrive proven correct again
>>1827718uh vp said no more changes, what happened to fl1t and fame fat retard shill
literally makes shit up and admits it
>>1827721overdrive only said fl1t and fame maybe leaves vp so cope
Spirit logic
>> Chopper stuck in t2 for years
- Carried by star player Degster to only good result he has
- Stuck in t2 for more time after Degster rage quits because chopper is a trash igl.
- Now gets saved by donk and carried to trophies while using dry peeks and 2017 defaults.
>> gets lazy and stops practicing and refuses to go to bootcamps, makes up false “health issues” to skip events. Averages .70 rating in h2h vs vitality, calls 2017 bot Strats and has the worst utility usage of any igl. Baits donk and dies.
- spirit “chopper is not going anywhere”
ok. Great.
>>1827723Yea this one seemed like a nobrainer, have zont1x do it if there truly are no igls they think are better, then get another cracked russian, no shortage of those. Clearly an upgrade in firepower and strats can't get much worse.
>>1827727zontix too low energy. basically every igl is a cheerleading screamer.
>>1827728>basically every igl is a cheerleading screamer.
>>1827730Electronic qualifies?
Honestly the only low energy igl in top 10 is obese snax.
>>1827699thank fuck spirit didn't get him
>>1827728That's not a necessity, I think his stoic, emotionless presence could make his teammates play well and without stress, the fact that he behaves the same whether he gets shit on or dominates is something hypemen lack, if they lose hard they tend to quiet down or become clearly desperate in their attempts at rallying their team
>>1827735I theory it's good to have a guy that doesn't get tilted, sure, but I genuinely think the cheerleading aspect is important--especially since almost every team does it.
I couldn't watch the playoffs due to VACations. What do we think about major?
>>1827740except for mongolz beating faze, completely predictable
crowd was OK for an american crowd
scrawnders were still there, sadly
apex vs crowd was pretty fun I guess
>>1827740Watch spirit vs mouz, you can skip the rest honestly
>>1827699ong these niggas don't want to win
>>1827749spirit vs mouz and the faze match those are the only good ones
>>1827753unless you don't want to watch s1mple completely dropping his spaghetti on stage
>>1827761that's kinda the fun of it
>>1827763fair enough
fucker actually got my hopes up
hope they buy him and he gets over his stage fright
>>1827553my favourite anomaly video is one that has been deleted where he was on a gambling site and his objective was getting the same ammount of money as the cost of complete sex change surgery
it was funny back then
>>1827740unbalanced brackets as per usual
the play off games were bad except for the spirit mouz game, the maps were always stomps, rarely an hard fought map this was very boring. well I guess faze vs mongolz had good moments.
>>1827740It was alright. Everything went as you would expect after seeing the bracket, everything except Mongolz RAPING Vitality on Mirage.
Spirit vs Mouz was great.
never forgetti that vp robbed us of the good playoff bracket
this major had 3 games that literally had me at the edge of my seat so even thought 2 of them weren't "high profile" games, it was fun a fun major as a viewer (spirit-mouz, falcons-mibr, mongolz-g2)
+ china-kino
shouldnt that be a double?
>>1827791No because total damage of a bullet is like 120 which isn't enough for two enemies.
>>1827791It's hard to get AWP collaterals from 100% HP now. I don't remember when they changed it but you basically have to hit the second guy with a headshot.
>>1827792so how does it work? i remember doing a triple but they were in a molly and then on the major there was also a double on inferno banana. so it means ill everyone as long as their total hp is less than 120?
>>1827791no, collats to the upper torso haven't been a 2k since idk when feel like im being gaslighted and it wasn't always stomache only
>>1827740group stage was better
>>1827794If they were in a molly yes then they were probably all low.
So the enemies needs to be low or you need headshots.
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>>1827739Yeah like who the fuck is zontix gonna inspire when things get tough, he's like a robot
>>1827793>nowi think it works same as it always did.
>>1827800>11-12>Spirit timeout>Hally does his thing and they have a few seconds left>zont1x hits them with the>You can't win them all, just sayin'
>>1827791https://youtu.be/q7eFM5e2HlA
>>1827801I remember a video talking about 5 man collat AWP shot and then testing it. It used to be possible with 5 headshots but now it stops at the 3rd guy.
This is all from memory so I'll have to look that up somehow.
>>1827804doesn't seem to align exactly with leftover dmg?
but that's weird since you definitely get easier collats on low targets
>>1827805>but now it stops at the 3rd guyeven without helmet?
what the hell is this colossal aura loss?
>>1827811No, without a helmet it should be doable. I might be mixing that video from 3kliksphilip anon posted with something else.
I also believe it wouldn't make sense to change that but I swear I've seen it somewhere.
>>1827813niko likes a little fluff
>>1827819his throat got prepared for what's about to come
>>1827813>pussy lips>anus chin>kyou"suke"
>tfw I am in the "lowest IQ mongoloid the world has ever seen" competition and my opponents are Liquid, VP, G2 and EG managers
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1937979829384516007
why does gabe fail where timmy wins?
i dont play premier at all, can someone explain to me how the faggot at the bottom gained more elo than me at the top? i got less elo than him so i should earn more since im matched with higher elo? how did this cocksucker get more if i as a lower elo boosted his ass
>>1827856you get more the more wins you string together
you lose more the more losses you string together
>Now, Virtus.pro has announced that the team is complete
they're keeping ICY? lmao
>>1827875Who would replace him? Heroic got gr1ks.
>>1827420So, the team that wins the major automatically becomes the reddit team until the next major?
>>1827813>>1827819Really, this neck growth phenomenon needs to be studied
There's no way to change vertical and horizontal sens separately in CS right? Or I just forgot how to?
I want to up my vertical sens a bit.
>>1827898Use RawAccel it can do that https://github.com/RawAccelOfficial/rawaccel
>>1827923>magogleast reputable source outside of russian telegram channels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hTr7KZeH_w
>>1827942>in corner avg fps 120-150god this fucking game
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>ahhh I hate all these russian edgy tranime kids
>let's look at the steam profile of the most based NA adult player who doesn't even use skins and goes bald instead of having a long haircut like these magixxes and donks
>-ACKKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Y7MYVcmBs
>>1827997why does tokyo ghoul have such a grip on these cs players
>>1828005"Dead inside" culture. Came from the dota CIS community
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>>1828005for a lot of normalfags it's probably the first non shonen anime they've encountered
or maybe they like edgekinocringe like this
>>1828010kvno
these cs pros should have arima as their pfp tho since he's the strongest char that completely rapes the mc
>>1828016>he's the strongest char
>>1827915sick team aesthetic
A must read for everyone:
https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Dead_Inside
>>1827997>el0ge anime pfp>worst form in years, basically killing his team via inability to step upyeah checks out
>>1828023is kyousuke a dead inside fag too?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_on_the_Tracks_(manga)
read it, insane story, you will never be the same again.
>>1828032this is my favorite manga lmao
i really liked inside mari from the same author too but not because of its tranny premise
>>1828030Nah, he doesn't watch anime at all, and he got this nickname from some friend who watches it. His name on Faceit is actually the name of a character from some shitty Russian TV series, and for a long time he had this same character on his avatar, and then Thomas Shelby.
>>1828023>aesthetics wikilmao. I'll have fun reading this later. thanks.
>>1828032that's some women shit
read a real manga like cinderella grey
>>1823539>>1823962Im sorry anons, stay strong
I also supported Vitality and my dad's heart stopped recently, he barely survived
>>1828090With what players
>>1828094all i'll say is its publicly available if you know where to look
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https://www.twitch.tv/summit1g/clip/SillyRelievedCucumberKippa-zkSrnSuXMJd1pF6W
>>1828109forever cursed lmao
>>1827746>except for mongolz beating faze, completely predictable>>1827753>the faze match those are the only good ones>>1827773>well I guess faze vs mongolz had good moments.Cope
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Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me switching to a 50g mouse was a cheat code? I've been playing with a 130g chunker since I started in november and I'm never going back holy shit
>Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me switching to a 50g mouse was a cheat code? I've been playing with a 130g chunker since I started in november and I'm never going back holy shit
how is magixx so fat? arent russians suppose to eat healthy or directly not eat at all? the only russians i've ever seen being fat are drunktards or rich and living somewhere else.
also how is his skin and face features so smooth and round? looks really plapable if you dont know he is a man
>>1828250probably hormones like boombl4
free my nigga, to faze or navi
>>1828255I can't seem to find the rule against brigading/dogpiling
https://4chan.org/rules
I was sure we got one at one point
>>1828250least homosexual magoger:
>>1828300Forgot my reaction image
>>1828300Why is he planting for ct ??
>>1828300>CZNice clip brotein shake but get your test levels checked.
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Was there seriously nobody else to replace flamus with...
>>1828255>yeah man let's keep this guy for a couple more months even though he doesn't want to stay with us and we'll lose him for free afterwards
>still no souvenirs for playoffs
i hate valve but i also love valve. i think im in an abusive relationship with a game development company
>>1828335It's bait, he is rejoining navi and doesn't mind it at all
>>1828324>bro they only got the best anchor in the world
Seems valve realized one of the last changes they made pretty much exclusively fucked sonic, so they rectified it but decided to fuck some others in the process, but his and jt stocks are up high now at least
>>1828335it's bait. Faze has already signed him
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>Valve has released an update to the Valve Regional Standings model, notably introducing a Middle East and North Africa (MENA) sub-region in Europe.
>One of the notable countries in this new sub-region is Israel, which was previously assigned to Asia.
Liquid isn't going asian after all
>>1828362on the other hand, get 3 dirty jews on your team and you'll have absolutely no resistance in your region
>>1828362Never were, they looking at magixx or magisk and broky or degster
>>1828367>brokydon't put my retard goat on one of my hatewatch teams
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HLTV really dont seem to care anymore
>>1828375Damn I was gonna make the exact same joke.
>>1828375kek it's not even a joke lmao
>>1828375I saw a forum thread earlier that said roughly the same but my brain didn't process it before I saw that article that it wasn't just needlessly rude for no reason lmao
ok gaben you fucking *** surely there's a good update sometime soon
>>1828390big updates only happen when there's a big tournament going on
>>1828389Chinese players just have weird names. Theres a guy on RA called childking. Pretty sure hes malaysian or something, some type of jungle chinese atleast
>>1828375I am assembling a team...
https://www.hltv.org/player/22447/mediocrity
https://www.hltv.org/player/1407/badaim
https://www.hltv.org/player/10933/meh
https://www.hltv.org/player/22083/mid1
https://www.hltv.org/player/24748/trash
>>1828401where's wasteofammo or whatever he's called?
>>1827283don't forget nexa
any news on G2's awp situation?
>>1828255BROKYGODS LETS GOOOOO
>>1828416theyre getting sunpayus. i think G2 could be a top 5 team if malbs steps up.
>>1828418I'm retarded
I meant replacement for snax
>>1828420hunter is taking IGL role and theyre supposed to be picking up xKaspersky. nothing confirmed yet though. xKaspersky is currently on Ence and hes been pretty good. Still young though, theres a funny video of him going back to school after winning Elisa Masters and just standing awkwardly whilst his class cheers for him.
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>>1828420>>1828421also he posted this nasty FPL clip on twitter the other day https://x.com/XKacpersky/status/1937843583639285800
>captcha
>>1828421>theyre supposed to be picking up xKasperskyHe's top of the list if I understood the article correctly but there's multiple they're interested in. I image G2 even asked Heroic to include tN1R in the package.
>>1828423tn1r could be juicy. next season will be good with these roster moves. unfortunately vita will stay comfortably number 1 for the rest of the year but the top 10 should be more competitive
>>1828421I hope they don't, the kid shoots good but he moves like prime pashaBiceps aka like a complete retard
>t. never miss ence matches
>>1828425>vita will stay comfortably number 1 for the rest of the year*buys a Porche in your way*
>>1828425>tn1r could be juicyThere's a lot of options if you keep in mind that malbs could go back to his anchor roles.
>unfortunately vita will stay comfortably number 1 for the rest of the yearThey'll probably stay number one but not comfortably. Falcons and MOUZ are already breathing down their necks. Roster changes will most likely make Spirit, Navi and G2 competitive again and I believe it's only a matter of time that MongolZ breaks through and wins a tier 1 tournament.
Assuming this is true: What fucking tier 5 org has the money to buy out s1mple???
>>1828422That was beautiful
>>1828432MOUZ are most certainly not, they've regressed against them and aren't making any changes either, that 0-7 h2h will widen, but spirit and especially falcons will get wins from now on
>>1828425>tn1r could be juicyheroic aren't getting the only other belarussian just to let the first one go, buddy. it's a long-term play
>>1828429he's only 18 and has time to improve (admittedly 18 in CS isnt as young as 18 in traditional sports).
>>1828432I'm so unsure about Falcons man, kyousuke is insane but fuck knows if they'll use him correctly. I dont know what Mouz can do to surpass Vita, would probably take serious strat changes because I dont see them making any roster changes, not that theres anyone I would swap out tbf. As for Navi we have no idea what changes they're going to make but I assume blad3 is cooking something up. Spirit would need a good consistent rifler to help Donk, how on earth they didnt beat Mouz whilst Zont1x was on a heater i dont know. From what we know about G2 moves I'd be very suprised if they crack top 3 but fuck it who am I to say they cant?
>>1828436Not true, but I see nexus and a bunch of betting orgs there that are swimming in cash
>>1828436his buyout is probably retarded compared to what he could potentially bring. im a huge s1mple fan (i truly believe with enough of a run up he could make top 20 again one year) but i imagine navi have set his buyout at like m0nesy/niko level which hes just not worth at the moment which probably makes orgs not want to enquire about him. im fairly certain his contract ends at the end of the year so if theyre not careful hes gonna walk out for free.
>>1828436We already saw. Rare Atom.
>>1828440>G2 moves I'd be very suprised if they crack top 3How far G2 can go depends on who they get to replace Snax. If they get some cracked youngster like PR I really think sAw can make it work.
>>1828440Well, zweih is good, that's enough for spirit to contend though I would like to see chopper go for yet another strong rifler, falcons know kyousuke's strengths, he will be given all spots he is comfortable in and he just has to perform as expected. It's mostly at the expense of teses though, it all hinges on if he can do well now that he's back to anchoring cause niko won't be bothered by losing like 2 ct spots and lurking as t, if anything I think he's going to do better when he gets to stay alive later into rounds.
>>1828436Sounds like bullshit
>>1828443Don't worry it's fake news, he is back in navi and the lineup will be better than faze's, makazze is very good and wonderful was always better as a rifler than awper
>>1828455The problem with s1mple is exactly in his rifling skills in cs2, he fell off hard compared to GO, he needs to grind with AK/M4
if he was keeping shape during the break and had his old rifling capabilities he'd already be a top 20 caliber player
>>1828443>im fairly certain his contract ends at the end of the yearIt does. He signed for 3 years in October 2022. The problem for Navi is the same that G2 had with m0NESY and if the wan't to get any money for him it makes the most sense to sell now.
>>1828440>he's only 18 and has time to improve (admittedly 18 in CS isnt as young as 18 in traditional sports).other way around I'm pretty sure
a 32 yo just won a major
>>1828458He already is easily despite not being close to full strength, despite the disastrous qf he's still visible when you click onto stage 3 of the major. 1 bad match even if it happens at the worst time isn't enough for an org to instantly dismiss someone as trash, they have longer memories than hltv users and "analysts", navi just decided they want him back instead of selling.
>>1828464>He already is easilyLiteraly a single fluke stage with 2 Bo1s vs okay Dallas, terrible Stage 2 and snow-tier playoffs
>>1828461Nah, in sports that's a baby, in esports you are meant to be almost in your prime by then and by 30 you're either retired or in the case of cs an igl. It used to be the same for sports but there's been many advancements in sports science that allowed people to go on until they're pushing 40, but nothing will make a guy that age or even a decade younger tryhard on faceit, sweat in dms or against bots for 10 hours a day the same way a teenager will.
>>1828473fair enough
I don't follow other sports so I wouldn't know
but I can't remember anyone breaking into tier1 younger than 17, so I don't see how 18 isn't still very young
>>1828478what's point adjusted RWAA? sounds like a better indicator than rating
>>1828375>>1828444kek.
This sort of headline is an oldschool newsmans wet dream
>>1828477Oh it is of course, but you can also pretty much tell what their potential is going to be at that point, whereas in traditional sports an average 18 year old can still end up being the goat of their sport down the line.
>>1828481it's that guys own calculated stat, he wrote that he was supposed to make an article about it, so i don't think if it's anything important
>>1828477frozen started t1 cs as 16 i'm pretty sure
>>1828478>position adjustedSo a completely retarded measurement that forces unorthodox players with fluid roles like donk, ZywOo, stavn/jabbi, rain, KSCERATO into orthodox borders of "le entry, le awper, le lurker"
Yeah, we're in a player break alright
>>1828490>1 like in 5 hourshello n0miun, sorry nobody cars about your top 10
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>>1828490>>1828492that is probably him lol
how fucking desperate do you have to be for clout to post here of all places?
>muh top XYZ players of the year
bro no one cares about any of this shit except the #1 player, and that's easily Zywoo this year
>>1828506carried by team award
carried by apex in finals award
>>1828509did he get carried by apex in finals or not?
>>1828508cope of the year
>>1828506whoops, meant ropz obv
>>1828510The zyGOAT aura made Apex lock it in and kill people. Echelons.
carried by team
carried by apex
Nothing will beat the Melbourne final this year, peak cinema is already behind us unfortunately
>>1828524go to bed australian
>>1828524It was great but the bad guys won, cologne final will be better and won't leave a bitter aftertaste
>>1828436it's over. teams are afraid he's not mentally stable to stay hungry, they don't want to be stuck with a player with huge wages they'd have to bench of things go wrong because after that no teams will ever want him again.
>>1828464>He already is easily despite not being close to full strength, despite the disastrous qf he's still visible when you click onto stage 3 of the major.bro, I don't think he can go back to full strength, he's getting old. also I take his stage 3 performances with a grain of slat because he had like 95% success rate in opening duels and that's too flukish to be a true representation on average.
>>1828531>cologne final will be better and won't leave a bitter aftertasteyeah because /ourguys/ mouz will win
>>1828539huNtah- is winning it tho?
>>1828478sucks when some players didn't even participate in the same events
>>1828510he didn't. how can you get carried in a final when you have a 1.43 rating in the winning maps of the final?
>>1828516that force buy clutch carried the whole team on inferno. without that, mongolz win inferno, I'm serious.
>>1828552see
>>1828555trips confirm.
>>1828531>the bad guys wonFalcons had to loose, you dont deserve to win when you are this shit
>1828555
zywoo got carried
>>1828587I just proved you wrong. cope and seethe, and kneel.
>>1828638Still mvp of the major, even if apex didn’t carried everyone in Vita they would still have won
>>1828643can you esl fucks shut up already
>>1828644you lost, you live in a zywoo world.
>>1828437>that 0-7 h2h will widenWhy?
>>1828555Not win Inferno but they certainly would've had a great chance. Not only did losing that second round set them back greatly, it also broke their spirit (the quality not the team). If they had won that round the game would've been much closer and then it could've gone either way.