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>Half-Life Television
https://www.hltv.org/
>>1828544he says op is faggot (he's not wrong)
>>1828535 (OP)>fl1t and nertz don't want to stay in their teams but they have to>everyone now knows it, including their team matesleakers are a fucking plague. imagine the vibes in vp and lulquid
>>1828539I'm sorry but kyousuke will win it with 1.82 overall rating
>>1828540it's actually possible because with a new igl, a new coach, and a new awper, they'll probably be very unpredictable
>>1828551Overdrive is straight up lying about vp
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>Counter-Strike 2 General
this shit again
I hope you choke on your dad's dick next time
>>1828543Is that a link in the op??? I am literally going insane!
>>1828563>don't like a team>make shit up to destroy them from withinkinda based, ngl
>Overdrive is straight up lying about vp
>>1828573More so getting them ridiculed from outside, they all know fl1t or fame don't want to leave and can confirm it with each other in seconds
>More so getting them ridiculed from outside, they all know fl1t or fame don't want to leave and can confirm it with each other in seconds
>>1828576He is though. There are no more roster changes on VP and Overdrive has a long history of making shit up.
https://xcancel.com/virtuspro/status/1937957038128304625#m
>>1828582He didn't lie though.
>He is though. There are no more roster changes on VP and Overdrive has a long history of making shit up.
>>1828584He technically didn't because how vague he phrases all of his "leaks". But him tweeting 2 players want out and not even a day later VP confirms the roster does look like he's just lying. Also don't forget this dude is paid by Spirit so anything that he says about the internals of their competitors is inherently untrustworthy.
Watch, don't worry it's not all about vitality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RlDmK0KUU
>>1828586You and uberdriver hating electronic won't make his teammates do too, they're so back now that b0tmus is out
dogfecto won't save vp lol
>>1828593i've been saying +hallzerk but it makes too much sense and would actually be a good roster move so they'd never do it
>>1828555That was more about mongolz misplaying than zywoo doing anything crazy, if they double swing at the same time instead of being desynced by 1.5 seconds they win the round and at the very least start out 3-0 and have a good chance for much more
>>1828598I've been saying they get hades on for 4 months or however long it takes for s1mples contract to run out and then get him in.
>>1828602we can stop pretending that the s0mple comeback is real now
>>1828606It's real though. I saw it with my own eyes.
>>1828609he's beaten one good opponent in a bo3 and then proceeded to shart himself on stage (device style) against the very same opponent
>You and uberdriver hating electronic won't make his teammates do too, they're so back now that b0tmus is out
>>1828614awful post
vp has barely been in top 10 so most of their games vs top 10 are filtered out
>>1828619dont care
you still didnt know how the filters work
>>1828624I'm a different guy, I know exactly how they work
that's set to 2025, all matches, why don't you explain why you think that's disqualifying
>awful post
>vp has barely been in top 10 so most of their games vs top 10 are filtered out
>dont care
>you still didnt know how the filters work
>>1828624you're as retarded as he is for replying to this stupid shit
>>1828628honestly surprising electronic is above all those other players
and snax is a retard which forces others to drop ak to him while his star players only have deagle
>>1828600>anon discovers that 99.99% of the clutches happen because of mistakes.and it wasn't 1.5 seconds, zywoo showed up and got the job done.
>>1828566that's rather unkind
>>1828632I'm not doing big red youtube arrows and shit
via hltv rating, electronic has been functionally identical to snax this year but with more dropoff vs top teams. if you think the only problem with that other post is that the matches aren't being filtered right, they have been with my post and elec even has a bigger sample size across the board
>and snax is a retard which forces others to drop ak to him while his star players only have deagle
>>1828641snax literally does that
Snax: Unemployed
electroNic: Employed
>>1828628Damn, igl version of electronic is better than wicadia I guess, but seriously, every igl was hovering around that rating which can even be seen in your pic, why do you hate the guy?
>>1828667>Yeki 1.32Thank you Brazil for reviving our whiteboy
>>1828669He died on stage sadly, 14 times in a row to be exact, but I still believe
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>>1828670>He di-ACK!!!!!!! AHHHHH MY EYE WTF DUDE WHY DID YOU DO THAT???
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>>1828690The guy on the right has similar "was abused as a child" aura like brollan
>>1828692I think you were abused as a child
>>1828692Don't be dissin' my boy swag like that gng
>>1828690Did steel get a hair transplant?
ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXhrFprCP8
>shitting on the mickey mouse major again
Watch s1mple end up on FaZe despite the rumors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7IsdAKHzI
>s1mple didnt give any info on the guy pushing through smoke
hahahahahaha where is that retard? at 9:17
>>1828761yeah I can see why they don't want his ass
>>1828761If they don't sign Sasha...let's just say that something bad might happen near the FaZe headquarters
>>1828761welcome to bcgame piggy
>>1828733Yanko clears these 2 fags
tried to find zywoo highlights on youtube and just didn't see anything memorable??
>>1828781kek
inb4 mad zywhores
>>1828781i remember a 910 ace, a senzu clutch, and a techno clutch from the final
can't remember a single thing the "goat" did
I remember Goatwoo lifting the major trophy. What did S0mple lift? The mcdonalds wrapper?
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>>1828786>can't remember a single thing the "goat" didOh I got one!
tried to find s1mple employment status on google and just didn't see anything??
>>1828796benched is not the same as unemployed
>>1828786Looks like you really touched a nerve with that one!
>benched is not the same as unemployed
>>1828788>brings up simple outta nowhereuh oh
>one is winning majors
>other one is warming the bench
lawl
>say literally anything about zywoo
>sissies immediately try to put down simple
oh my
>>1828796fuck off back to twitch chat
>insta s0mple defense
oh nononono...
>>1828806where?
other than this guy
>>1828769 ofc
>>1828804ts genuinely pathetic
The cultural impact of ZyGOAT is unmatchable.
>>1828810i matched it actually
imagine being so washed that even faze clan don't want you lmaoo
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zywhores are s1mply pathetic...
>>1828813broky sisters............
s1mplebros, now is our time, the GOAT is about to be back
>>1828787>>1828818#57 team btw, this is the one
kekaroo
any more infos on big teams not participating in the fissure event?
>>1828825the first shot was so bad goddamn
he awped well until this game
>>1828833shit his pants on stage sadly....
need more reps. Hope we're getting gaslit and faze buys him
Rito is pushing gambling now?
>>1828842every god damn sports has them, don't see why e-sports shouldn't
blame the subhumans gambling
>>1828825with that shake it has be s0mple
>>1828825broky could never
I am literary crying right now
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>>1828854Forgot my reaction image
>>1828849can't wait for the latvian loser to turn back into the latvian laser under ash's wise tutelage
>>1828854>pink faggot ass crosshair>stock gloves>stock glock >stock knife Get your money up, poorfag
>>1828848;-; goodbye sweet princess
have fun on betboom
>>1828861>have fun on betboomkys, our lesbo is going to FaZe Clan
my GOAT
i hope he wins another Major without sp0r0t
desu magixx is pretty dissapointing. he joined spirit 6 years ago at age 16. not sure if he's even improved since. i blame the weight gain.
>>1828869holy fucking chad
>>1828869>>1828874fat feminine manlet
>>1828871>magixx is pretty dissapointingDis nigga singlehandedly has won sp0r0t their only Major bro
>>1828876literally his one good tournament
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boomich
magixx
simple
magnojizz
siren
>>1828878>>1828880Yeah Nikola, the most important one.
>>1828876>sp0r0t their only Majorso sp1r1t?
>>1828879lost every single genetic lottery
>>1828882>simple playing with ziggersi doubt it
Sentinels WILL save North American Counter Strike
GET THE FUCK IN HERE NACS ENJOYERS
>https://www.sheepesports.com/en/articles/less-fund-raising-more-income-sentinels-rebuild-their-business-model/en
>tโs probable that we go in, maybe in 2026 or 2027. But if we do, it will be with a true north American ambition
So what do we think the team can look like?
For me this is my dream NACS kino team
Stanislaw
JBa
Lake
NAF
an EU AWP
but at this moment it probably will be something around buying out the Wildcard core, so
Stanislaw
JBa
Peeping
phzy
susp
literally no one cares about NA
>>1828904lake is taken
t. knower
>>1828906why you passive aggressively seething like a bitch
everyone with fun, original or interesting takes clearly left this general a couple of threads ago
I'll be in EU premier if you need me
>>1828907Sentinels can throw cash, they can buy out Lake
Lake and JBa on the same team would be a storyline for the ages. The two spearheading powering the revival of NACS join hands to form the best NACS team after the VALORANT exodus. would be kino asf
>>1828916clueless ass nigga
>>1828918okay qrd, what am i missing? you mean to say Lake is going to another team? say sike rn
>>1828907yeah and she cute
anyway he might go to sen if they buy him out
>>1828911Because i was born this way baby.
>>1828786Well I remember a zywoo clutch, the one that mentally broke the mongolz
>>1828914omg so hecking bay-zed
>>1828815it's pretty obvious that zywoo is the goat, why? because degenerates like you are obsessed with contrarianism and if you are against zywoo it's the proof that you consider zywoo to be the goat.
Zywoo won. The Church of Zywoo won, his followers won.
I did warn you degenerates here a few months ago about submitting to the trinity of counterstrike: the Brain, the Aim, the Game. The eternal shining star, ZywOo.
if zywoo was the goat, his fanboys wouldn't need to argue that he's better than simple
>>1828933this better be ai cause no one's reading that shit
>>1828848>sell kyousuke>save money on the snackshow massive are wages' donk going to be holy shit?
>>1828874that's called gravity.
>>1828933never forget that ZywOo in his worst year had the same rating as m0NESY in his best year
GOAT for a reason
>>1828943>never forget>zywoois this a self-aware joke
Furiabroskiis....HOLY CRAPPERINOOOOOOO SUPERTEAM INBOUND
>>1828946I am not scared about ZywOo's legacy fading away because he lives rent free in the heads of people like you.
zywoo needs a social media team to try and convince you he is the GOAT. s1mple doesn't need to convince anyone - when he returned, everyone recognised him.
>>1828958>everyone recognised himas a washed has-been*
sorry hit submit too early
>>1828958esl doesn't push his name during breaks for nothing
>>1828950I would rather be a raped faggot slave than to have those gums DDU (Damn Dats Ugly)!
>exist
>think of gay rape
daily life of a eastern european
>>1828962the russian prison culture has strange appeal for them
>>1828962>>1828963it's weird, why think about it?
here in france we welcome "refugee" anal rape daily with open buttcheeks
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>>1828959you're going to be running damage control for the rest of ZywOo's career, and even then people will still think of s1mple first. enjoy.
>>1828958>zywoo needs a social media team to try and convince you he is the GOATtime is working in ZywOo's favor, he surpassed s1mple by numbers, he just needs to keep playing well and winning with Vitality, which is exactly what he is doing
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=all&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10
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>muh stats
irrelevant
>>1828977i don't think russians actually post on 4chan m8
The French have surprassed the Russians.
>>1828971>numbers, playing well, and winningunfortunately for zywoo that's not what matters
>>1828976no one thinks Ronaldinho is the GOAT
>>1828979long ago
5 French have won a major
5 Russians have never won a major
>>1828982no, the only thing that matters is buzzwords such as "cultural impact" from 2k ELO NA analysts
>>1828989magixx PGL Brno Major champion soon
>>1828986now you're getting it
>>1828983this guy doesn't
people remember memorable things
zywoo doesn't create those
>Djokovic needs a social media team to try and convince you he is the GOAT. Federer doesn't need to convince anyone
>you're going to be running damage control for the rest of Djokovic's career, and even then people will still think of Federer first. enjoy.
>people remember memorable things
>Djokovic doesn't create those
Heard that shit years ago, the cope of losers riding the loser's train never changes
>>1828859My inventory is worth 1500 I just dont use it since most of its not the new models
>>1828992the irony of zywoo and djokovic both arriving after the goats and having less competition, making them look better than they are lol cmtsu
the irony of s1mple and federer both arriving before the goats and having less competition, making them look better than they are lol cmtsu
you gotta be polite to these frogs, they live in a bubble and genuinely believe if zywoo wins another title or two people will really start caring and noticing, they think you can get enough gold stars and become valedictorian
retired s1mple gets more buzz than zywoo in every measured country except france and (recently) mongolia. being the #1 player in the world, having a dominant era, it doesn't move the needle at all, and they just don't understand why
>>1829000>complains about "muh numbers">unironically pulls out google trends statsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it would be funny if it weren't sad at this point, s1mple copers on their last legs
You know the things are getting desperate when Google Trends get pulled out lmaooooooooo
GOAT of google search engine
Please refer:
>>1828998 >>1829004>>1828539Based MouzCHAD.
>>1829001>>1829006I'm not even a s1mple fan, it's just obvious where community sentiment lies
if a retired player getting drunk in barcelona and rapping about wanting to fak poosey gets more buzz than the best bo3 streak in history, you have a problem
>>1829009>gets more buzz than the best bo3 streak in historymaybe if you're a slavic retard who never escapes his telegram bubble that is true lol
These zywhores are clearly not going BAECELONA WAY...BAKA...
>>1829010look at the map
every country on earth besides france and mongolia, retired alcoholic not playing at all vs #1 star player on #1 team mid-era on historic run
you're not even interested in trying to offer a justification, you just want it to not be true
>>1829015I am not looking at fucking google trends, retard, you're genuinely mentally ill if you hold it in any regard and want to argue that s0mple was more discussed than zywoo throughout 2025
>>1828992>>1828996There is no equivalent to any of the big 3 in cs yet, they would need 10 majors to be equal to Federer, 11 for Nadal and 12 for Djokovic. At best zywoo is like Murray, Wawrinka or some guy nobody cares about that played in the 80s or 90s.
>>1828761Lol some retard anon (
>>1818427 >>1818436) was claiming that the stream had delay so s0mple did talk but we couldn't tell. S0mple fans continue to be insanely retarded AND delusional. The fuck is "push mid" did he mean the guy was pushing them close and it was just a communication problem?
>>1828816Don't compare out retard GOAT GODKY to the drug addicted alcoholic p0mple.
>>1828858Not sure I want Godky to continue playing with Judas Clan.
>>1829016what accounts for the difference? why can you see peaks for zywoo in may 2023 for paris, every december/january for hltv #1/2, and again this year when they went on their run into the major if it's just random? why is france the most lopsidedly interested in zywoo?
you can't just dismiss it out of hand, their names are completely unique as search terms
facts: if s1mple continued being #7 player in the world in a #10 team in the world (the likely trajectory given his miserable 2023), people would talk about him about as much as they talked about f0rest at the end of his career
him coming back from his hiatus is the driving force behind the "what-ifs" and old narratives getting resurrected
the time will be more favorable to zywoo once s1mple finally washes out of the picture, like it happened with the greats of cs 1.6. the feelings will quiet down, the highlight reels will look ridiculous, and more and more unbiased people will engage in this conversation.
>>1829021ash doesn't coach faze, anon...
>>1828999>having less competitionretard lmao
>>1829026There are already 0 highlight reels, how much longer will the retards itt keep praising this fraud for?
you can declare yourself a country but it doesn't mean anything
Do you guys play a lot of DM? I'm not really into gaming outside of CS so often when I'm bored but don't feel like going all out I just play some DM while listening to music. I find it therapeutic.
To make it worthwhile I've made it my mission to grind out my stattrak to 100k. I'm at 65k now.
>>1829031eh, it kinda sucks since so many bots
casual is fun but shitty
>>1829033I play exclusively on community servers with instant respawn
>>1829026>once s1mple finally washes out of the picturelike 10 years from now?
dude's not even 30
>>1829026>facts: if _ continued being #_ player in the world in a #_ team, people would talk about him about as much as they talked about _ at the end of his career>him coming back from his hiatus is the driving force behind the "what-ifs" and old narratives getting resurrected>the time will be more favorable to _ once _ finally washes out of the picture, like it happened with the greats of _. the feelings will quiet down, the highlight reels will look ridiculous, and more and more unbiased people will engage in this conversation.for sure
>>1828958I knew he was the goat when the pundits were all acting nervous when trying to downplay zywoo.
>>1829031yeah back when i was playing cs regularly, would just play dm with awp and deagle listening to music
>>1829009yeah s1mple is more popular than any other player, so what? it's a sports discussion not an election. popularity is the only thing s1mple has left over Zywoo. Ronaldo is also more popular and marketable than Messi and earned more money through sponsorships and shit because Messi is a fucking autist who can't even speak English, but if you tried to pull that as an argument in a football discussion you would get laughed at.
>>1828967>top part is all gum just like real goatsGOAT
>>1829037It was really good in CSGO and I was already at like 30k when CS2 launched
I got it because of some NiKo compilation which got me into CS in the first place
>>1829035about 3-4 years after his retirement or descend into tier3
remember JW? yeah he turned 30 recently
is Apex the only player to win 3 majors with 3 different cores?
>>1829036zywoo/s1mple is a lot closer to Bird/Johnson than it is to Lebron/Jordan
>>1829053Yeah, pretty nice achievement, especially because 2 were as IGL
>>1829057this but unironically
>>1829043>it's a sports discussion not an electionand people are famously level-headed and rational about sports. it's not an election, but it is partially a popularity contest where people give more or less weight to the side they favor
mj didn't have the most individual accolades (mvps~=#1s), the records for points or assists or steals or rebounds, the most rings (barely half of bill russell's), the longevity, but he brought unprecedented attention to the game and had a period of such exciting and complete dominance that he's still culturally relevant, and he's the goat. people tried to argue kobe was the goat basically just off popularity and style of play decoupled from results and individual awards for years
if you can't win over the crowd, if you can't make them care about you and your sport, it's a problem
>>1829059still karrigan imo even if I like apex, he's done it in so many different teams, won more trophies as an igl, and he beat apex two times in the two majors prior to the last one.
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>These whites never learn...
>>1829069karrigan is a ropz merchant lol
he'd be jobless and retired without the Estonian BVLL
apex > gla1ve >>> karriedb0t
>>1829055oh fugg did s1mple throw his back out building barcelona way?
>>1829072this poor bastard, from aura farmer to insecure exposed baldie, I'll always remember that scene at the major when he as asked to remove his beanie. oof.
>>1829077real tierlist right here
fourth is aleksib0b
>>1829077as opposed to apex, who's not known for his reliance on french snipers of any kind
>>1829082since, according to /magog/, goat is measured in aura, biskela might actually be GOAT of all time
>>1829085>aleksib>auraunrelated question of vital importance, how many hours a week do you spend sauna'ng
>>1829087>some cheap ahhh cartierKinda expected from an unseasoned finn
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>>1829090It's a meme you goof
>>1829095he's talking about the watch
>>1829083>karrib0t leaves astralis>astralis start winning>niko leaves karrib0t>niko starts winning>ropz leaves karrib0t>ropz starts winning>karrib0t leaves mouz>mouz start winningnuff said
>>1829095actually nevermind, he gets some points for that gay ass pearly necklace and those earrings
>>1829097apex's trophy cabinet without zywoo or kenny:
dh valencia 2014
eswc 2013
>>1829101karrib0t's trophy cabinet without superstars:
*crickets*
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welcome back, eternal fire
Magixx and fallen linked up at the anime store! Need it or keep it?
>>1828949>>1829111>>1829112>chopper no longer my best friend>now i friend with brazil chopper
>>1829105That's old news though
>>1829116what you doing big bro
>>1828976s1mple is literally Ronaldinho.
>>1829057Nigga his career was saved by the Woo.
>>1829162Ok ropzigan/gla1vice
>>1829163Nigga get real - think about where vitality would be today without zywoo and think about where faze would've been without ropz or astralis without device. The impact of the former is far, far greater than the latter 2.
>>1829167Apex clears both
>>1829177>Be Apex>Not actually the apexmany such cases
>>1828761This hurts to watch, I can't watch my nigga whiff like that with comms.
>>1829167Now think when karrigan's career ends if he never plays with NiKo or ropz after getting kicked from Astralis for being a serial choker
>>1829167This is an underrated point about Zywoo's career people don't often mention.
He took an org that entered pro CS in an evolved state and a very competitive era and made them one of the most successful in history, that's fucking impressive.
Of course the other guys and staff deserve credit too, but 80% of it is Zywoo, carrying 1v9 for years and slowly attracting good players to the team.
>>1829192Exactly lol. Vitality right now is extremely strong because all 5 players are not only carrying their own weight, they're carrying each other as well. But historically this wasn't the case. Zywoo had to carry them for years before they could be a viable top 5 team. This is akin to investing a in a business that has only losses for years and it finally starts turning a profit.
On a related note, why did Zywoo join Vitality? Why not any of the other French teams at the time? G2, Envy, LDLC, 3DMAX etc.
Godpex was a major champion before he moulded zywho into a good player
>>1829197gla1ve made good players great
great players making apex good
thats all the difference, respectfully
Godpex just won another major
Where is gla0ve now?
Glaive was a revolutionary, meta-changing, era defining igl. Fuck has gaypex done? If I were gaypex I'd give Zywoo sloppy top every hour for saving my career.
back from my premier games... what a fucking shit show
anyway....
this guy is literally gonna have to be the sole hypeman for falcons whenever they fumble
how tf is teses gonna keep the mood up when kyxsan shuts down, niko slams desks, monesy starts crying, and kyosuki shoots up krokodil?
Gla0ve be like, yo device hold this angel against #30 ranked Ence while apexGOD is gapping prime fucking Donk. There are levels to this game.
>>1829204he won't because he knows he has 6 months to play in this team before failc0ns management replace him, so why even bother
look at degster, where did he end up after gifting ch0k0 a tournament win? yeah right
>>1829210Who're they gonna replace teses and kyxsan with?
>>1829212perfecto and electronic
>>1829212aleksib and sergej
>>1828761>15:30>come on guys, let's focus, please (c) p0mpleyeah he ain't coming back
>>1829196>This is akin to investing a in a business that has only losses for years and it finally starts turning a profit.Yeah, though looking at it financially i think Vitality were doing good even before they started winning events with the Danes and Spinx, i don't think they were ever out of top 15 since the team was formed (apart from the initial few months of grinding to get there), and they never missed a single Major. All that with little investments, like they bought Alex, old shox and 3 rookies as signings.
There aren't many teams who were part of all Majors since 2019, i think it's only Navi, Faze and Furia.
>>1828761he lireally said "push mid" you moron.
KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>1829230alright man no one is going to understand shit from a whimpy push mid call, retard should've screamed HE'S PUSHING THROUGH SMOKE
>>1829230and he never said a word that he's going through the smoke for a vulnerable rain
kek you and your shitter got exposed
>>1829196>On a related note, why did Zywoo join Vitality? Why not any of the other French teams at the time? G2, Envy, LDLC, 3DMAX etc.Forgot to reply to this part, I think it's just because they got to him first. I remember an old interview where someone (shox or some other G2 member) was asked whether the rumor was true or not, that G2 didn't sign ZywOo because shox thought he was suspicious and possibly a cheater. He said that Vitality was already in deep talks with ZywOo when all that was happening, so they probably didn't have a chance anyway.
>>1829233he spoke, he gave info, not complete info but he gave info, rain was blind anyway
is we getting a new premier season
>>1829239>he gave infoabout the same quality as "they're in middle somewhere" I guess
rain was blind because he didn't expect for the guy to push, if s0mple gave proper info rain wouldn't eat a direct flash and would likely kill
>>1828761at least he said "my bad" at the end :(
>>1829239have you ever seen a s1mple fan listen through and post zywoo voice comms just to push an agenda
it's not worth it, they're insane
>>1829255>have an argument that s0mpel didn't give info>resolve it with 3 seconds of an official comms videoyou're a moron, what agenda?
>>1829255I remember i once heard a Zywoo miscomm on nuke, he called a guy dark but he was rafters or something
They still won the round but I was shocked, I couldn't believe my gamesense goat is WASHED
>>1829229Yeah but I didn't mean that literally I was just giving an analogy. You are right about the finances though, Vitality is giving Mouz a run for its money in terms of business efficiency.
>>1829235Lol imagine n0k0 and zywoo on the same team. The KWAB levels are off the charts.
>>1829266they make most of their money through results, they need to make an academy to farm and sell shitters
https://www.dust2.us/news/63054/stamina-returns-from-retirement-with-tsunami
>>1829267>Lol imagine n0k0 and zywoo on the same team. The KWAB levels are off the charts.Why? I think they would be a great duo
And if there's one player that would never tilt Niko by doing spur of the moment shit and dumb decisions it's Zywoo
>>1829280niko is cursed man even a generational talent like zywoo couldn't carry him to a major win
>>1829267zywoo would have held that banana like a good boy
>>1829283>Niko switches to IGLing and leaves Falcons for Vitality after apEX retires to test how far the curse can gowe will be there
from the taz interview
>About m0NESY when NiKo left:
>When NiKo left, I felt like Ilya didn't really want to be in the team anymore. I think he tried, but it just wasn't the same. It's hard to blame him - when you lose players who inspire you, it changes everything.
>I've always said that NiKo is difficult to communicate with (in the way that he doesnt agree with everything ofc), and it was hard to align things with him sometimes - but I actually appreciated that. We're both from the old school, and having different opinions was part of finding the right direction. I think he helped me a lot, and I helped him too - even at that stage in his career. He always wanted the best for the team, and he made a real effort to understand the plan and help develop it. There are very few players like him.
>There's this opinion that NiKo is an "IGL killer," but it's just that he has a lot of confidence - he wants to dominate. You have to know how to use a person like that the right way. When NiKo truly trusts the IGL, the sky is the limit. You can achieve a lot with him when he's fully behind you.
>>1829318>when you lose players who get inside you, it changes everything.
>>1829318so who is we kickin kyxsan for
>>1829318niko sounds like a faggot
>>1829323I heard there's gonna be a new balkan igl on the scene soon, g2 pedigree, star firepower potential, and extremely close to some of the falcons players already. his name is "tracker" or something
now that we don't have ip counters anymore (thanks gookmoot!) I'm having gpt run linguistic/stylistic analysis on the thread
>>1829335ngl lil bro i count for at least 5 unique posters you'd never even dream were the same person
>>1829335>nacs enthusiast: 1nah it's at least 3-4 of us, or me and one very mentally ill guy
>>1829344I only ran it for this one thread (~290 replies)
>>1829335meta analysts, shitposters and nacs enthusiasts keeping this shithole alive
combat surf >>>>> speedrun surf
would people even be terribly disappointed if Navi didnt make any changes
sure they're not world #1 but they're kinda ok
>>1829353Name my first childhood pet.
>the most popular NA valorant team is going to save NA cs
thank them magog
cant believe some "people" here still think s0mple is the goat
>always baited his team to farm stats and mvps
>always relied on his better reflexes to outplay others (holding angles)
>his cluthes consist of noscopes that could have turned into major loses if not for luck (retard barely crouched when doing those)
>an awper with dogshit movement
>ukranian
>at stockholm major, navi qualified to playoffs winning against heroic (almost didnt make it) vp (almost didnt make it) and nip (almost didnt make it)
>at playoffs, navi won against vitality (almost didnt qualify) gambit (almost didnt qualify)
>the only good win navi had was against g2, a team that was ready to have a roster change
>it took him 5 years in navi to win a major
>a roster without the "goat" took less than 1 year to win a more competitive major
>>1829396by the way
people don't know
the joke is
spoilers
the reason why people consider s1mple to be the goat is also the reason why he choked so often, he wants to the winning factor, going for flashy risky plays, his talent allowed him to get away with it most of the time but you gotta respect the system, the teamplay if you want to win.
>>1829396it's pretty funny that you guys are just reflexively regurgitating the arguments that keep you up at night
hmm, I wonder why you spent a third of your esl english post breaking down why this major run (#1 beating #2-6) was actually unimpressive and shameful. an impenetrable mystery
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/1938393498450862377
>>1829335Remember when these threads were like 50% about Australia?
>>1829409Interesting times. Will share more later.
>>1829335ok now make it say which post is in which category
>>1829408vitality being third with that lineup is insane ngl
>>1829419french 6 man vitality with nivera hit #1 over covid
>>1829421jesus, wish I was watching csgo back then, stopped following the scene after astralis won their first major, then came back to it in 2022.
can i get banned or punished somehow in this game for telling someone to kys in chat? serious question
>>1829383How far could this team go in a major?
>>1829441was this shit an actual pro team?
>>1829421that team actually was much better than 2021 Vitality. Kyojin is probably the worst player who played in tier 1, at least in the post covid era of CS.
https://x.com/faceit_darwin/status/1938279107684335769
RWS ON FACEIT SUPER MATCHES
>>1829427it was kinda retarded but a lot of fun, especially when there wasn't shit going on because of covid
threads would be up for like a month or two, during something like epl they'd run counter strike matches 24/7 because of the split regions and the casters would just fuck around to entertain themselves, all the playercams were 10fps webcams of them in their mom's basement, random teams would pop off for a bit, like xantares-big would win 3 big events out of nowhere and become #1 for a few weeks
>>1829445still not subbing to your inferior service
>>1829441rmrs don't exist anymore so imma go with challenger stage grouped
>>1829444wasn't the rumor that he cheated in tryouts, then they picked him up and he was ass
anyway, some of the blame also goes to shox falling off. the tail end of his career was fucking depressing, especially that liquid stint
>bind "p" "say Choose your excuse: 1.Lags | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Low team | 5.Hacker | 6.Lucker | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tickrate"
>bind "o" "say now pMแดสJษดG: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) โโโบโบ"
>bind "p" "say Choose your excuse: 1.Lags | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Low team | 5.Hacker | 6.Lucker | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tickrate"
>>1829444>Kyojin is probably the worst player who played in tier 1
>>1829483no way
also,
>at least in the post covid era of CS.
>>1829463>wasn't the rumor that he cheated in tryouts, then they picked him up and he was assi think he had a VAC ban and they signed him just after Valve made the decision to clear people with 5+ years old VAC bans from playing in Majors, guys like Jamppi (RIP)
but he was basically the French d0cc, never played serious CS anywhere except pugs
>>1829444Koosta, Deadfox and Denis come to mind as worse but they were all precovid.
>>1829444>>1829491gotta be furia junior
he was putting up kyojin statlines as their awp
>>1829496there was some additional controversy regarding Kyojin except the confirmed VAC ban, there was a clip of him triggerbotting on LAN and according to French people he had 2-3 VAC'd alts that Valve didn't even consider, i guess it wasn't officially linked to him so they couldn't prove it
i remember this news caused a big uproar among the French, they were shocked that a legend like RpK was replaced with that cheater bot. and later, long after Kyojin was kicked, i remember a HLTV post saying there was an interview with some of the higher up from Vitality (possibly NEO), who said signing him was the biggest mistake ever made by the org and that he wasn't a clean player.
>>1829510yeah at the time some french dude on hltv translated some leak and said it was common knowledge in the top french scene at the time, hoped someone else knew the details because it was like 5 years ago
>>1829515i remember what you are talking about, i can't find it either but i found this
https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerPlausibleMelonNononoCat
Where are my OG goggers at
>>1828535 (OP)>General>>>/vg/
>>1829584this is the esports discussion thread
>>1829580Retard lil bro doesn't even know why he's posting that
I want to settle an argument with my friend, does rocket league have a higher skill ceiling than cs. I think no, and that pro tf2 also has a higher skill ceiling
>>1829321https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxUaKV7HdCOMASwiNs0bYIyeBZbnoJzOER
>>1829710>pro tf2Please leave the thread
>>1829412we had it so good...
>>1829729Why? I know theres a stigma towards pro tf2 within the tf2 community but im just saying
>>1829741>stigmathere is no stigma
he's telling you to leave because you're in the wrong thread
>>1829741I have a stigma against TF2 in general.
>>182971035 yo pugstar in quake, dod 1.3, tf2, cs, planetside 2, overwatch, battlefields and all other assortment of random FPS games
i havent played rocket league but CS2 is by far the highest skill cap game that I have ever played
credentials: global in csgo, high enough elo in quake live to qualify for minor lans, 22k in CS2, whatever the glowing blue rank was in OW, played tf2 pickups with pros, banned in endless public servers of tf2 and dod1.3, personally banned by the game director of planetside 2
even got 1800 in some meme season of wow arena (do not recommend)
>>1829802>no Richard Lewis>no Thorin>no pimp>no w*men>no other danes>no Americans What's the negative?
>>1829812i dont mind richard on the desk, its not like hes crying about esports fans for the 10 millionth time (the only reason he has a job or career) nor is he sucking tranny penis again
thorin is just a real version of my autistic internal monologue so he is neither here nor there
freya and sjokz are literal goddesses and i need them to rub their soles on my face
>>1829812none of the people you mentioned are bad
I just like spunj better as a caster. His "micro analysis" on the fly is way more interesting than his desk analysis
>>1829812>>no Richard Lewis>>no ThorinThat's bad though. Thorin makes every desk he's on 100x better. Just compare how entertaining it was back when he was still working events to how it is now.
>>1829822don't have to compare
what was it? elisa masters? he's still got it
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new most hated team finna boutta drop
>>1829826I don't get it
what talent pool do they think they can draw from?
unless they do a falcons and just buy players from m80, liquid and coL, it's doomed to be a tier3 project
>>1829824>elisa masters?Yes. I really enjoyed that desk and wouldn't have watched that tournament if we hadn't been there. Now we just need him to get over his beef with PGL.
>>1829826>true na ambitiondoesn't matter when there's no good na players
>>1829826>true NA ambitionDoesn't that just mean giving up and floundering while wasting money?
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>zywoo fans wanted him kicked last year
the nerve of these disgusting frogs
>>1829868he will start getting blamed when they lose
he's definitely the weakest player on the team
>>1829874he's a soldier and does whats required of him and has potential to pop off. yeah, if you ignore apex, hes the weakest player but hes the weakest player on probably the strongest roster of all time.
>>1829828Nothing, it will be the same old recycled garbage.
Just pick 5 names from here and it's going to be yet another trash name that can barely win a local lan. Now that all invites are done with VRS, you'll never see them anyway.
>>1829892damn
I've never even heard of 6 through 9
maybe na should fix what they have before creating new teams
>>1829892the ban of iBP and its consequences have been a disaster for NA
>>1829898the matchfixing of iBP you mean
>>1829899everyone was matchfixing back then it was just iBPs was the big case
>>1829903everyone still does
>three weeks until next tournament
>>1829916actually, the next real event starts in 4 weeks
>>1829920fissure is a real event
>>1829922with vp, pain, furia, astralis, mibr, heroic, 3dmax, gl, lv, col, tyloo, big, wildcard, saw, bb, and rare atom, exciting competition!
>>1829929they're all better than you
>>1829929why are good teams too afraid to enter?
>hooxi back on the server
fuck yeah
>>1829934finally some good fucking matches and not that failcons choke
>>1829922if 2 or more of the top 5 skip an event, it's mickey tier
okay this is even more shit than betboom dacha
what the fuck? it's close to cologne so there's not much travel.
>>1829938you people are naive if you expected the top teams to attend this event
it's still a good tier 2 event with a bunch of teams, it looks like Major stage 2
>>1829941Betboom Dachas still had like 4 top 10 teams and this is basically same thing.
>>1829941it's good warmup and high prizes
I'm surprised mongolz declined. Faze I guess I understand
don't really care about people's schizo definitions of tier1/2 and mickey mouse this and that
I'm watching because I think it'll be entertaining
>>1829938falcons not coming here and boosting their ego is crazy they're going to bomb so hard
>>1829948I genuinely don't get why teams don't go. The only explanation is that they're bribed by ESL.
>>1829948probably a weighted decision
>it'd be great to win right before IEM>it'd be absolutely disastrous to get our asses kicked again right before IEM
>>1829944they only had Mouz, Spirit and EF once if i remember correctly
but there was no suspense because everyone knew Mouz or Spirit will win it, and it was only 8 teams
from a viewer's perspective i'd rather have an unpredictable tier 2 LAN like this with everyone on equal footing, and it has a crowd
>>1829947i am surprised by Aurora not attending, they bootcamped in Serbia before the Major and they are close, it makes more sense for Mongolz to skip who are far away now
>>1829938atleast nearly any team could win. could have some banger series in the play offs. i'll be watching
>>1829938Shit timing for a wannabe S tier event, a week before cologne ?
Great A tier event for tier 2 teams, good to see LVG, they could pretend to a great top 4-6
>>1829956>it makes more sense for Mongolz to skip who are far away nowtrue
passport situation probably fucks over non-EU and non-CIS teams
https://nitter.net/donk1337/status/1938586101372911792
Based we need solo only queue
>>1829960basically bootcamp event, perfect if anything
>>1829934Better teams than I had expected to be honest, it'll be worth watching
>>1829934astralis probably favorites right?
>>1829934Astralis, LV, coL and Pain I'd say
but of the top10 teams it's anyone's game
really exciting desu
>>1829980gl have a good chance if they get a decent awper and heroic have a good chance if they're getting who we've been told they're getting
sweden is back
>>1829934hallzerk finna be back
>>1829998okay you have to learn how to make better videos this is the worst quality i've ever seen
>>1830000it's abstract art
>>1829998nigga WHAT are you doing lmao
>>1829986praying to everything holy that he joins a majority scandinavian roster or faze by krakow
>>1829998nt
maybe webm anon can give you some pointers for next time
>>1830000same level of quality as their level of play kekekekeke
>>1829998https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter/releases/tag/3.42.0
>>1829998the low resolution actually makes it more fitting and kino
>>1830008It's a gif on purpose
>>1829980heroic and furia are better I'd say, but almost every team there can win to be honest, it's nice not to know the results ahead of time like the last 6 months
>there aren't even rumors of degster being linked to some team
this guy is so unlucky it's unreal
i hope something is silently happening behind the scenes and he ends up in a team like GamerLegion
Liquid are fucking up again by turning down invites as if they're too good for those kinds of events, gonna be out of top 20 for sure and probably even top 30 if they don't do well in cologne or ewc
>>1830034gl is getting kursy
>>1830033>>1830037They're getting gr1ks and nilo, tn1r is crazy good, yxngstxr is trash though and I dunno about the igl so they've got weaknesses but look better than almost everyone there on paper.
>>1830041new team, new coach, new awp, new star rifler who hasn't played an official in like 6+ months
there's no fucking way you can conclusively assess their form
>>1830041>yxngstxr is trash though and I dunno about the iglyxngstxr is either on a heater or sharting his pants. there's no inbetween.
lnz is generally good though and the chemistry should be good with 3 swedes
a playmate for tn1r also bodes well for the chemistry unless there's a division between the swedes and the belarusians
>>1830045>there's no fucking way you can conclusively assess their formand neither can their opponents
new rosters raping and gaping during their honeymoon isn't exactly unheard of
>>1830048>>1830049same igl, there's a whole group stage before playoffs, and everyone else is coming in with new strats after the break too. it gets outweighed by your 2 most important players not being comfortable
they don't even have a coach yet
>>1830034Despite his skill it seems like he's got real issues with team chemistry or is stirring up shit all the time.
>>1830034fym "unlucky"
he benched himself from spirit out of nowhere, then he went to og and was such a pain to work with that in 6 months he drove the igl to bench himself, made it 4 more months like that and then the org benched him for a year, then he went to heroic and was such a pain that, despite being the best player they had left, they were also gonna bench him before falcons wanted to buy 3/5 of a highly ranked team
>>1830057Yes. In-game drip is priceless.
>>1829938>what the fuck?ESL mafia
>>1830072>In-game drip is pricelessThis. Hey uncs! listen and learn!
Spirit needs sexpower back ironically
>>1830083This, our cutie magixx was holding this entire thing together, but now...I don't even know man...who is hot and available at the moment? But I know for a fact that Furia with magixx will be a sex symbol team
>>1830083he never played fro Spirit
>>1830083everyone so new they don't een remember forze
free my nigga jerry
>>1830088>>1830090Fuck me how could i mix them up
>>1830119huh, maybe faze?
>>1830119welcome to faze!
>>1830119my goat finna start his own dropshipping-screenprinting-seamstress repairs business I'm so fxkn proud vro
they grow up so fast
>>1830131time to play the game ourselves
>>1830150my nigga deserves better than to be paired with an autistic (in a bad way) igl for the third time in a row
>>1830132I am never doing that again
>>1829998https://handbrake.fr/downloads.php
>>1830150Not happening. ultimate is entirely serviceable and the risk of inserting degster isn't worth it.
>>1830175men who dont exercise enough truly look wrong
>>1830175wtf mouz are fucking midgets
>>1830175>adult male>wears shorts in public
>>1830175my goat jimmeister
>>1830180>wearing jeans in texas heat
>>1830175wow, two teams worth of skinnyfat and actuallyfat interchangeable autists
>>1830177brollan and spinx are below average height but blitz is also tall so it looks worse than it is
>>1830186A tall mongolian is like 1,80m max, that doesn't make it better
>>1830186its entirely possible that someone with competitive drive and talent would go onto find video games preferable avenues for competition because short height is a disadvantage in real sports
https://www.hltv.org/news/42054/free-agents-and-transfer-listed-players-of-the-2025-off-season
what is we thinkin
it's a good thing that spirit lock players up in 20 year contracts before they're even legal adults, or donk would just look for greener pastures
he's underpayed and magixx was the only person in the team who he obviously liked
>>1830132we don't do that here
>>1830175Wait a minute...riddle me this /magog/
How come both Monglolz and Mouz ain't got no aura but when they collide they got nuclear aura?
>>1830203spirit isnt even that bad since they're a real team instead of a betting company that doesnt aspire to do achieve anything besides selling some russian teenager to a big money team
>>1830175>mongolz and mouz linked upsneed it
>>1830207chud aura (in a good way) and it gets stronger the more chuds there are
its always fat and dysgenic looking retards that have 666 in their name
>>1830224and always weebs
really makes you think
>>1829898>the ban of iBP and its consequences have been a disaster for NAit's just covid
NA was massive with NRG/EG and Liquid and Cloud9
Now it's the dogshit the guy provided with NRG being the king of the turd most of the time
>>1830226it's valorant* stealing every talent that could play in cs
>>1830227I seriously doubt the big NA names would jump the ship if they were able to play in EU
Some shitters in t2 sure, but tarik and TenZ would stay 100%
>goes on the most dominating run in the history of cs
>semi-retires after 3rd major
>some na team gets uppity and steals your no.1 spot
>comes back for the major just to shit all over them
>covid kills both teams with the online era
who's gonna be vitality's liquid?
>>1830233Im pretty sure device going insane and getting cucked contributed to astralis dying more than anything
>>1830233>who's gonna be vitality's liquid?Liquid
>>1830237just a coincidence
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*proclaims the Tawhid*
>>1830200s1mple
bntet
magisk
jkaem
hampus
>>1830252>neo>green>shirt has matrix cyber patternwhy are they so into the matrix movies
>>1830252>What did you just say about me and NiKo?>By Allah, I will unleash the fury of jihad upon you
>>1830226covid, valorant, and esl fucking up pro league with partnershit going back on promises made to teams who already qualified
>>1830257they love trannies
>>1830267the chinks took this from us
hltv accidentally revealed 3.0 ratings showing that donks numbers go up and zywoos down
uh oh...
>>1830276donk is this french weirdo creeps worst nightmare
>>1830276where is s1mple on evps...
>>1830287????? where is the goat
>>1830290Jump off the eiffel tower you cretin
>>1830290ZyGOAT? Fucking some pussy while sipping wine from his major trophy probably.
>>1830276zywoo fans are crying on hltv about 3.0 now...
>>1830299scroll up unc ass nigga
>>1830297>can't win in-game>has to lie on /magog/kek
remember when sh1ro had better rating than d0nk on mirage vs Godwoo? HAHAHAHAHAH
>>1830276They've also adjusted their search bar to reflect his lack of impact and source of frags
>>1830301read the donk 1.50 and rating 3.0 threads you retarded incel
>>1830305>made by a donk ruskie>made by a falseflagging kyousuke ruskie>exactly one french flag between two threadsand the retard double-downs on his retardation
>>1830307exactly. that's a zywoo fan crashing out.
Holy Shit! The damage control from zywhores is HILARIOUS!
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who was major mvp again
>>1830309they're genuinely freaking out
>>1830308draft was 2 days ago bro, 13 days til summer league
>exactly. that's a zywoo fan crashing out.
>Holy Shit! The damage control from zywhores is HILARIOUS!
bitch of the year award goes to...
>>1830316zywoo still goes down on avg and donk goes up
>>1830314>it's not conspiracy [sic]>but there's a flag that says "if m0nesy +10%, if zywoo -10%"
>>1830317round swing of 0
donk literally doesn't matter lmaooooo
>>1830316Most impressive ZywOo. However...
>>1830316kek i remember how cocky russkies were before this game, they legitimately thought they will win 3:0 without sweat
kwab
>>1830313GODwoo (now confirmed GOAT)
>1830319
like i said, crashing out
Major doesnt matter what matters is this made up number :)
can you retarded children just stay on hltv?
nobody cares about any of this shit except you 2-3 people pretending to take each other seriously
zywoo is the new device. not the best player but has the best team.
>>1830316that's 1 map
supposedly what rating 3.0's taking into account is this new round swing thing, and donk's like 50% higher over the course of a tournament
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>>1830328Does he have a jewish scripture on his chain LoL
the best team consisting of godpex and mezz0 wow what players
>>1830336that's evp KINGmezii to you, commoner
>>1830336>the best team consisting of the GOAT IGL and the King of EnglandYeah, that's right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_nNsnUmGfM
TLDR for non german speaker: there has been cheating problems forever and it is POSSIBLE to cheat on certain LAN events, they even managed to do it practically.
not enough recources and time to really combat cheaters on LAN.
one professional or semi professional player got caught because the coder made a mistake
The cheat coder kinda hints that there are cheating professionals (He does NOT say it but if you read between the lines, it sounds like it IMO!)
i think that was most of the important points, i watched that video days ago so my memory is kinda blurry.
>>1830340germans have always been the biggest cheaters
>>1830340Sorry, but now watching some n*zi fucks
>>1830340>it is POSSIBLE to cheat on certain LAN eventsthen why is BIG so bad on lan?
how big would the meltdown be if donk got randomly vac banned live on major stage?
how big would the meltdown be if zywhore got randomly vac banned live on major stage?
>>1830326zywoo sissies literally CANNOT take criticism or truth lol
its not like s1mple would get vac'd with those stats
Donkcels are so revved up it's super funny.
>>1830348then they always bring up simple
>>1830347>ask a theoretical question about the guy with the impossibly high stats>get instant non-quote seethelol okay
>>1830346>>1830347>>1830349>>1830350can you fags stop passive aggressively pretending you're too cool for school while snidely bitching about pimply video game players' statlines
this shit is intolerable, be a normal human being
>>1830359i would be too, my goat was primed to be THEE guy
then some fucking spaghetti armed siberian kid came and stole the spotlight in his first fucking year
>>1829710I've reached champ 3 in rocket league and used to follow esports back in the day. I would still say CS has a higher skill ceiling. The roadmap to reach SSL is pretty straightforward compared to reaching level 10 on faceit. And then the grind only worsens in FPL - tier 3 - CCT - tier 1. Obviously the rocket league skill ceiling has skyrocketed in the last 5 years but it's still not higher than CS. Very few if any esports have a higher skill ceiling.
>just said that zywhores are pathetic
>wall of text appear on my screen
Pathetic.
desu many games technically have higher skill ceiling than cs but the competition in cs is still harder because more are playing the game
>>1830366starcraft has the highest ceiling desu
>>1830367Nah highest is Clash Royale
>>1829906It's insane that the levels of matchfixing going on right now in T2 CS would've made ibp look like child's play yet valveggers don't take any action against them. It's become an open secret that gambling is the lifeblood of modern cs.
>>1829929>>1829934>>1829938I actually like this. Solid T1.5 event with no clear favorites. Matches should be interesting.
>>1829952It's a new lineup, they have to make the plunge somewhere. It would've been better to make the big mistakes in this tournament and amended them for Cologne rather than making the big mistakes at Cologne. But Failcl0wns management is probably too short sighted and egoistic to consider that.
>>1829963Every game should have solo only queue. Solo only queue would've saved Apex (the game, not the fraud igl).
>>1830377it's almost surely because of deals with esl or blast
>>1830377>It would've been better to make the big mistakes in this tournament and amended them for Cologne rather than making the big mistakes at Cologneis what a well functioning org would think
>>1829950more days of vacation
and I reckon the big boys decided not to come because other big boys don't want to come either
I am more surprised by Liquid deciding to skip, the hubris on this dog org are off the charts, they're down to #17 in VRS and will further decline in ranks
one bad match in riyadh quals and they're over
>>1830386>more days of vacationnah, then they might as well skip cologne too.
>>1830299https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CMvnCt17ZM
Damn I'm going to miss fat nigga Magixx he had so much fuarking aura + he was the humblegod. Just can't hate him knowomsayin?
>>1830387did you really compare a spiritual successor of botboom dacha to THE tournament of the year?
>>1830347>this is zygoat doubters's last line of defence
>>1830386yup
everyone not in top10 should seriously take all "s- and a-tier" events they can
I don't imagine it takes many misses for a top25 to overtake you if you sit on your ass
>>1830311Who is this intelligent looking woman?
>>1830252can't wait to see him choke with ch0k0
The Most Majestic Man 2025 will farm virtus.poo, pain, pooria, made in bathroom, pooroic, tier3max, loserlegion, chinks, grim (the player), bug, amouranth's pet project, the only team that failed at becoming international and botboom
>>1830394>s-s-scroll up!kwab
>>1830399perfecto will rape
>>1830402his teammates*
sorry hit submit too early
>>1830400hope you fix your mouse soon
both sides are equally retarded, and your side started it
>Ehhhh esses gringos homossexuais estรฃo discutindo de novo...
>y-your side s-started it
KWAB!!
Why do people rate this guy, again? zont1x, Jimpphat, mezii, Techno4k, jottAAA, b1t, Magisk, rain, HeavyGod, they ALL clear this bot
>>1830409>x, you're retarded,>no you're retarded, y>yfags are so desperate they'd resort to calling someone retarded out of nowherehope your mom chokes to death on some toast
>>1830413yeah i dunno, feels like he's just decent and only rated highly because he was in a good team
>>1830415he still looks pretty good though
>>1830423he got hair surgery I believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBKYI3-3lMg
Thread rn
the psycho vibes are off the charts...
>>1830418>>1830419yikes, pls behave.
>>1830419Kek revved mad bitch
reminder that jann1mple didn't even get capsules money
HE DID IT FOR FREE
>>1830429>>1830430not him but you're clearly samefagging and acting like a retard
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My 0.06 goat
>>1830431>does nothing>gets gambling moneyHe's so cool...
>>1830437-hyped +smooya
BIG CLAN top 10 HLTV by 2026
Never seen a bigger fraud than Smooya.
https://www.hltv.org/stats
IT WASNT A BLOWOUT OKAY MONGOLZ WON MAP 1 THE SCENE IS COMPETITIVE
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>>1830449>THE SCENE IS COMPETITIVEeverything below Vitality is competitive, yes
they're just in their Astralis era, you can't say that the scene was not competitive in 2018 and most of 2019
>>1830449>THE SCENE IS COMPETITIVEeverything below Vitality is competitive, yes
they're just in their Astralis era, you can't say that the scene was not competitive in 2018 and most of 2019
>>1830451as a s0mple hater i can admit he has achieved some things, smooya on the other hand - lazy, loud, obnoxious and none of the skills to back it up
>>1830456>>1830457ain't no way teach me how you did dat lilbro
Go watch the spirit mouz game and say to me the scene isn't competitive
>>1830464Because i just told you to
>>1830464You are right, please proceed sucking on a silicon dildo
>>1830474>she doesn't know the difference between silicon and silicone
>>1830463Go watch the m80-fnatic quintuple overtime game and tell me the scene isn't competitive, go ahead
https://www.hltv.org/news/42066/zaaz-and-imperial-valkyries-part-ways
zAAz-bros...
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>>1830488NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1830488were mourning a real one tonight..
>>1830493frfr, I'm pouring on out to her rn gng
>>1830488She was like the 2nd or 3rd best player most of the time, makes no sense
>>1830500sexism did this...
you did this...
be better anons
Drinking a cold one to zAAz' health and future
>>1830504>you did thisand I'll fucking do it again
>>1830521how long'd it take him to cum
>>1830615he's goin to liquid
>>1830616after that ultimate masterclass?
>>1830449Navi took 20 rounds and lost nuke on last round of regulation, Mouz blew them out on inferno, Mongolz blew them out on mirage, it was predictable that Vitality would win in the end but you can't say it wasn't competitive
>>1830631degster lifegamed an entire tournament and got kicked
>but that was falcons!liquid is unironically worse than falcons
>>1830631>>1830676He's the reason they went 0-2 to begin with, 0.65 and 0.46
kyousuke got rekt by Portuguese unc foxj that he ended the stream mid match with zero kills OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
and this guy is supposed to carry vs Vitality, kek
>>1830722dude is gonna be a toxic mess I can feel it.
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bros.... do you think s1mple and hiko kept in touch? i hope so bros...
>>1830722well everyone can have bad games, especially if they don't play for a month after having eye surgery, who knows if he's fully recovered too
>>1829012Its a shame he or she hit the wall hard
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>>1830722well, over the past month he's played about 10 faceit games, what else did you expect from him. im sure he'll be back tho
>>1830841stfu
>>1830758probably talk every once in a while
hiko's pretty lowkey now, I think he just casually streams for pocket money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMeN4h5OTU4
>>1831018REACH OUT, TALK TO A FRIEND, YOU'RE NOT ALONE, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU ARE MORE THAN THIS
CALL 1-800-IWASRAPED IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SELF-HARM OR NEED COUNSELING
>>1831025niko and m0nesy have some explaining to do
>>1830676He was already poised to be kicked.
>>1830616>>1830618man sybau godky is going to a good team that will finally appreciate his talents and they will win the major
>>1830758>>1830901Hiko should've been NA CS' unc.
https://streamable.com/g499a1
occasional repost
steel swag and ska+2 advanced qualifier grand final
https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-81bb6876-f222-4352-86b9-5d2273121a6a
>>1831084>not even a faceit game since last december>6+ matches todayis we getting sen skadoodle
>>1830175>senzu scamming past>asks for crowd help during the major>tiptoes during group picsrat
0.06 goat can't into awp...proceeds to get DELETED!
https://youtube.com/shorts/KuwwHC0jfLA?si=oxW7T-RqOnlTFhnD
>>1831139b-but people said kyousuke won't wreck botwoo?
is it a hot take not to like spunj?
don't even have a good reason, just his personality rubs me the wrong way and his habit of sticking his tongue out when he laughs weirds me out.
>>1831193He's there to cast games, not be target of your gay proclivities.
>>1831193i dislike him because he's a jks shill
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Hey! old zywhore cowards, ready for school? I've got a homework for you old imbeciles, here: https://youtu.be/MCbxvmjOdes watch this and write me a 300 word essay on why s1mple is the GOAT, Deadline? Next Monday.
>>1831139Damn that lil zigga clean af
>3 hours between posts
yeah this is why we're on vm
>>1831372there's nothing wrong with a slow thread, this is a slow board after all
>>1831372yeah, we should all be having fights with the baiting frogposters
you can start a cs thread on /v/ or /vg/ you know?
>>1831372Itโs summer break bro thereโs nothing to talk about for another 3 weeks
>>1831387Need to have the moves happen to discuss them.
>>1831397almost had a heart attack when I saw the notification
pretty sure it's just another celebration video
>>1831397Bruh wtf it's real
>>1831398>pretty sure it's just another celebration videoNot so sure desu. Those weren't titled "Thank you".
>>1831403what were they titled then?
>>1831397Me before deciding to go outside.
hahahahahahaha reddit clanners falling apart
actual watchie: https://youtu.be/2_nNsnUmGfM?feature=shared
>>1831420Not watching that shit even though I was forced to pay for it.
>stan leaving wildcard
na bros........
>>1831408det er over
the guy has two kids now
>>1831422but seems like the brudis on high-minded are keen about it, so can't be all that bad. just use yt-dl if u dont want to give them views and ad revenue
>>1831424Dats a weird lookin ruby you got there brodie
zypoo could never have rizz like this
>>1831439nah this is crazy
>lots of s1mple in the rain video
can we just agree that it's all smoke and mirrors and s1mple will play with faze on lan in 3 weeks?
>>1831444Yeah. All for the content.
Okay, I have seen enough...STOP THE WAR NOW!
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Eligebros...AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH OH NONONONONOONONONO BWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>1831456you need to let go unc
>>1831451m0NESY's been brainwashed into being Ukrainian from his time at NAVI's junior team
>>1831420Oh god, the memories
>>1831432I will not watch these dogshit channels I am forced to fund on principle. They are infested with talent less hacks who aren't worth the air they breath.
honestly, might as well quit before you get giga washed
>>1831474the reporter spent 4 years searching for supex0 and actually found him. supex0 confirmed in the interview only 3 pros got banned with his cheats but there were more pros using it prior to the bans. probably shox and flusha
>>1831451this is so fucking gay bro
>>1831420i dont understand this weird language
>>1831481supex0 intervierw? kino
>>1831397NON ONO NO NO NPELASE NO NO JSUT ONE MORE MAJORPLEASE
I just got accused of hacking in premier for the first time. I think I've made it bros...
>>1831505wow
what an original post, anon
I'm really proud of you!
>>1831505why are you talking about the game? we only talk about personalities in here, don't make us mad
>>1831510>I'm really proud of you!Thank you!
>>1831514This is a general, not an esports discussion thread so talking about the game is totally valid!
>>1831524unc-sama... take your meds
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forgot pic (I worked really hard on it)
>>1831523>>1831523>>1831523>>1831523
>>1831439absolute state of SIMPle
>>1831439uh uh uh barcelona way
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3032849/help-jkaem
jkaem is selling his pc
>>1831551>$2klol, doesn't he owe like hundreds of thousands?
>>1831551>in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt>sell the only avenue by which you can make hundreds of thousands of dollarswhat?
>>1831551smartest aussie LoL
>>1831563He can still gamble on his phone
>>1831555Your right. He should sell his PC 100s of 1000s of dollars instead.
>>1831551imagine being a pro video game player and throwing it all away for absolutely 0 reason
Like half my wins and loses have been because one team had one or more ragequits. Wtf is going on rn?
>>1831601ragequits or games crashing? had my game crash like 3 times one time my whole pc went down, barely gathered my will to rejoin since the game is so fucking shit
>>1831600it's an addiction, it's not logical
it's not like anyone goes to school as a kid and think "hmm, I've thought it through and I want to be a dope fiend sucking dick for fent money"
>>1831604I assume it's ragequitting because they didn't come back. If the game crashes you can easily reconnect during the pause.
>>1831424now this is bing chilling
Remember Austin?
Yeah, me Neither!
>>1831628trolls aside, the major mvp medal is goated, I wish the old major mvp medals were special like this one and I hope that the next ones will be special too.
>>1831628thats the wrong number
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>1831628it was a good event aside from the playoffs (although the spirit-mouz game was amazing)
the upcoming season will be the season where teams start becoming likeable again
>>1831675HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PAST, FAGGOT.
>>1831628true, insane how forgettable it was
not quite a cct but yeah it sucked
>>1831716>There are still a number of things that I didn't like, but they shouldn't be discussed on the Internet.kek, /ourguy/
>>1831716>service is absolutely craphe's broke and expected ubers to be limo service
>Unreasonably high priceshe's broke
>streets are always dirtyyeah sometimes but also he's broke and in shitty areas
if you can't live it up in texas and nyc you're either retarded or broke
>>1831717not a lot of blacks but many latinx
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
https://youtu.be/TiLNK-s-7Tk
>>1831762>12:57zywhorebros...he awps too??? Yeah it's over for our asses
>>1831765how did you get to 12:57 already
>>1831762my god this guy just doesn't pass the eye test at all. donk's aim and movements impress me, this guy's don't. I guess he's an improvemtn to magisk but he is not goat material.
>>1831776keep coping
he has barely played last month due to eye surgery
>>1831779he failed the eye test
>>1831767I watched the entire vid before you have posted it, vladopard always delivers btw
the goats of goats, not playing against a bunch of plumbers
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will we get a "fuck you simple" vid from navi when they finally find a buyer for that coke fiend?
>>1831790will the bo5 win streak ever be broken?
nonbelievers really thought he was a flop because of 1 bad faceit game after a 1 month long medical break, how will they cope when he wins cologne with 1.82 rating?
We are all here btw: https://youtu.be/KTk8pQybDc0
>>1831809used to put my name spawn in cs 1.6
fatx has to retire right?
>>1831817He's not that bad honestly, good t side win % and occasionally frags out, but belongs in a t2 team maybe
>>1831817polish nepotism will keep him fed until he's 40
>>1831820>good t side win %mid to low tier, despite being one of the best teams at getting an opening kill or multikill (proxy for firepower), and second worst at converting 5v4s (proxy for teamplay and steadiness)
>>1831835>mouz winrateyou know, mouz rarely seems to btfo opponents
feels like every game they win is even
last thing u see woken up in the middle of the night before a jagged ulfberht plunges through your heart
/biz/ idea
more old hags and young qts on t1 lans
>>1831849literally who and why does he look mentally ill
>>1831838considering the amount of times they've gone up against vitality, it's probably not as bad as it looks
especially not for an igl with 5 months of experience
>>1831853new coach of heroic and being mentally ill is based
>>1831854yes but like for example, they're 3-0 vs spirit i think but every game has been super close
i think spirit even won more rounds in 2/3 games
>>1831835Ok I'm convinced send him to the retirement home, didn't realize faze were quite that bad and some of those falcons stats are surprising as well, should be much better with kyousuke at least
>>1831854>5 months of experienceignoring his time on vp, snax has been igling since 2023
>>1831861so what? he spends most of his time eating.
>>1831857true
i think stronger t sides is what will close the gap with vitality
>>1831861you should read the post i (You)'d again
Just had some crazy awp shots in casual(no scopes, through smoke, flicks...all dat), bros...I feel like s1mple now
>>1831451she's showing them on purpose
>>1831908>through smoke, flickscan't be a flick if you don't see the ennemy, pal.
>>1831939you can flick on a sound cue though, through smoke or wall/door
>>1831939there's a "," separating those 2
how long til we find out new lineups and who's getting cut
all the t1 teams skipped fissure and cucked us out of early roster lock news
>>1832398the bottle in his other hand
>>1831716I can confirm, got assaulted by a homeless aunc on the first day I arrived in Austin.
>>1831720Actually I used Uber very frequently and all my rides were very pleasant, so he's wrong about that one or maybe he used local taxis or something.
>>1831765>zywhorebrosI like you frogbro but just drop it no one other than you is using ts.
>>1831817Even though G2 choked hard, I saw glimpses of greatness.
>>1832539This might seem like a joke but it'd be interesting to see Asian teams go international or Asian players join international teams. Same for Brazilians.
>>1832549Been a massive failure everytime.
>>1832549they're all schizos
why is my game so grainy on 4:3 is this normal
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>>1832542>I like you frogbro but just drop it no one other than you is using ts.
>>1832549An American Dota pro played for a Chinese team a couple of months and they were decent. Most Chinese pro gamers understand rudimentary English and that's all you need at times at the highest levels. Just need to know basic calls and info.
>>1832649Maybe it works if they can at least speak some english. Not necessarily for in game comms but at least for discussing strats out of games.
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Cologne 2026 (Colorized)
>>1832652is the vitality logo supposed to be a bee?
>>1832659Yeah, looks more like some pathetic insect
>>1832659Bees are cool, honey is great.
>>1832652>2026so vitality continue the winning streak for a year and a half? hoooly kino
>>1832664with kyousuke they would've 13-0d
>>1832670Oh shit my bad, I keep thinking that it's 2026 already
the arrival of GOATsuke at Cologne 2025 will hit harder than donk at Kato 2024
I can't wait for the latest overrated rookie to flounder.
zypoosisters..............
>>1832692now divide it by social media posts.
:^)
IT'S UP
WATCH NOW
https://youtu.be/eA5Fd91d0HQ
https://youtu.be/eA5Fd91d0HQ
>>1832692the humble zywoo
>>1832699You didn't even qualify, lilbra
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>pimp just finished 2nd in a big 5km run
>16 minutes 48 seconds
remember to congratulate him
>>1832704he didn't have niko and monesy
>>1832705world record is literally more than 4 minutes faster
>>1832705did you know he lost weight?
>>1832709nigga hes not a professional runner what the fuck are you talking about
>>1832730you just implied the was the 2nd best runner in the world
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>>1832731im NTA and your reading comprehension is awful. you're either a thirdie or a retard. take your pick.
>>1832731>t. actually retarded person
>>1832738incel vibes from your post
don't reply to me again
>>1831632well the Major MVP medals are already special because they are gold in color
if they tried to force a special design for every Major it would probably just be a big mess, not everything can be as cool and appropriate as a sheriff badge
>>1832747>they are gold in colorfair enough, forgot about this lel
ill never understand what russians think when they're speaking alone on vc
do they think everyone can understand them?
>>1832762It's called venting
>>1832764and those subhumans cant talk alone without pressing the voice button?
>>1832765You can mute people btw
https://xcancel.com/heroicgg/status/1939338127421632834
>>1832790Yesssssss!!!!!!!!!
>>1832790i think this will be an upgrade over sunpayus
question is if nilo will be an upgrade over xfloud
>>1832790i'll become a fan if they finally bring nilo in
if they don't, i'll seethe and start hatewatching them
>>1832796they will. why would they bench xfloud otherwise?
>>1832797good point
lowkey they deserve to be hated for bringing a guy in just for vrs points, knowing from day 1 they'd replace him with a guy they brought in at the same time
i wonder if that was known internally
>>1832804i believe it was tn1r who was supposed to be the temporary guy but he turned out to be their best player
>>1832806glad it turned out the way it did
he's really fun to watch and the medieval foot solider haircut makes me smile every time i see it
>>1832806how did you think that worked
tn1r was on gun5, the sangal core was yxngxtr, lnz, xfloud
>>1832819what do you mean?
now you can take any 3 heroic players as the new core who preservers ranking.
>>1832796>i'll become a fan if they finally bring nilo inIt's still never been explained why the didn't bring him in. They bought him for a lot of money, put out this really weird message saying he would step away from the game and that was it.
>>1832823Sangal was bought for the VRS, tN1R because they wanted him. He was never on the chopping block.
>>1832828they got tn1r because nilo had some personal problems
>>1832829But nilo was signed after tN1R iirc
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i've spent enough time contemplating magixx's face, and i must say that if he looked at me the way he looks at the camera here, he'd only get away without a kiss if someone else were watching me.
>>1832826he's probably still living at home so my guess is family stuff
>>1832845fym family stuff? The only reasonable family explanation is that a parent died.
>>1832848it's really difficult to find even an apartment in sweden (especially in the big cities) so if you're still living at home and your parents don't support your career choice, that's a pretty tough situation
that's just conjecture but it's not that far-fetched given that he had to take breaks from metizport to finish school
>>1832852>it's really difficult to find even an apartment in swedenHeroic isn't based in Sweden...
from now on I will refer all falseflagging goatposters to this obnoxious video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FysoH07GTpA
>>1832862Thanks for posting Duncan!
>>1832859and vitality isn't based in cyprus, england, or estonia...
are you dumb?
Premier Season 2 was meant to end after the Austin Major and we still haven't gotten any update on it. It's like Valve stopped caring about us :(
>>1832866remember to subscribe to the patreon and join the discord!
>>1832848mind your own business faggot
>>1832862>starts talking about eggballyep, that's a skip
https://youtu.be/qL-Gyz453Gs
watchie
>>1832871fuck you reminded me to get the medal, i gues i still have time
he's already ready to wreck cologne
>>1832908>shadowkekw>skywhywalker>evelone2004>forg1>elmorocho7>michelwho?
>>1832929dunno, all of us watch ohne
>>1832826they bought the sangal core but all they really wanted was lnz and the ranking points. if you swap out more than 3/5 of a team you have to grind your way up through open quals
on the left is heroic, who scammed the system with a core they never intended to keep long term. on the right is nip, who made a brand new team and only scammed it a little for wildcard invites that never came
5 t1 invites (including rmr access), vs one borderline t1 event via open qualifier in six months
now heroic can sell sunpayus for profit, swap xfloud for the player they wanted all along, and they're comfortably queued up for cologne and ewc. nip finally made it to 24th in the world after months of online grinding, below where heroic started in january, and they have basically one shot at cologne to stay there
>>1832731this is the level of intelligence i would expect from a magogger desu
>>1832947the scene is so fucking grim rn, I can't believe valve didn't mandate open qualifiers
Blast's qualifier system is ridiculous btw
>6 team event, CQ onlyhttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Open/2025/Fall
>The 16 team CQ, 12 VRS invites, 4 regional qualifier slots (1 na, 1 sa, 1 eu, 1 asia)https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Open/2025/Fall/Qualifier
>Each regional qualifier has the same format, 4 VRS invites, 4 CQ inviteshttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/RLG/RES/Showdown/2025/Fall
>The Regional Qualifier's CQ, 12 VRS invites, 4 OQ slotshttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/RLG/RES/Showdown/2025/Fall/Qualifier
Also one of the only upcoming events this season with any OQ
>>1832958most tournaments have 0 qualifier spots
>>1832960Yes lilbro I mentioned that in the last line.
>>1832962too long post didnt read it all
>>1832958PERRY THE PLATYPUS???
>>1832958it's a tragedy of the commons thing, everyone just wants big teams at their event and for valve to stay off their ass
no one wants to risk falcons shitting the bed and not having Niko and M0nesy At Your Event, so they pass the buck and hope it works out
valve should've required some% open quals for at least every t2 event
>hatewatch Israelis
>love this guy
Why is he so based?
>>1832973how could you hate flamez
him and mezii are the only tolerable parts of vitality
>>1832987don't like his participation in that cringe kissing thing of theirs
>>1832989>I don't get how people like black tea compared to green tea>seek mental helpare you learning english and limited to a vocabulary of like 150 words or what
https://x.com/zywoo/status/1939386355727126650
s1mple fucking hot bitches meanwhile zypoo plays children games with his wife that goes on vacations regularly for some reason
>>1833006Family man. A true GOAT
>>1833006yo he got 2 in a row ns
>>1833006Lol what a humiliation when you really think about it.
Uploading a video of you playing cornhole with your pops is the ultimate cuck.
>>1832987>how could you hate flamezhe's jewish
>jL marries an e-girl he met in a game
Based or cringe?
>>1833034whore isnt even mid
>>1833034of course the nice guy is also an e-dater
>>1833034>>1833047she's the female equivalent of guys who pick up fat chicks at gyms
jL:
>married
>a millionaire
>a champion
>a major MVP
>a celebrity
You:
>virgin
>incel
>bitter and jealous
>rentoid
>Faceit 5 (or lower)
Why is donk not grinding? is it over?
Would let jL fuck my wife if i had one
>>1833055>Approx. Total Winnings:$498,575not even a millionaire
>1833055
jL:
>Reddit
Me:
>4chan
>watch the latest feed the trolls
>the topic is the rise of the mongolz and 910's origin story
>steel makes it about himself and compares his "struggles" to those of a no-scener (at the time) thirdoid's
why are jews like this?
>>1833057can't wear a headset after his hair implants procedure
>>1833061jews always being the victims and never in the wrong is their entire identity
>>1833055shouldn't you be practicing to make sure you don't go into permanent unemployment after the kick?
>>1833059With salary, sponsorships, and YouTube/Twitch money he's for sure over a million.
>>1833060Go ahead and tell women you're "4chan"
>>1833069who cares, his career is over
>>1833069I am 4chan also I only like trannies
>>1833055this, i will never understand the jL hate
>>1833069>With salary, sponsorships, and YouTube/Twitch money he's for sure over a million.nta but with his spending habits, it's pretty unlikely
he's really into luxury watches and designer shit
ever notice how the jLoser defender"s" only come out of the woodwork when he's not playing?
>>1833006s0mple is a manwhore while zywoo is winning life
>>1833077he's a side character who wants the be the top dog, also woke nonsense.
chuds don't like it.
p1mple
>moves away from his home country and his family the first chance he gets
>fucks chicks that his famous friends set him up with
>used to do anything and everything to avoid having to give praise to his team mates but feels forced to now that he's fallen off
humblewoo
>stays in france and celebrates the major win with his family
>has a gf who's been with him since before he was famous
>has always given his team mates the credits that they deserve
>>1833006Why is he posting this or allowing them to post this? He should learn from /ourguy/ rain and just leave family stuff offline.
>>1833115zywoo doesnt even know he has a twitter probably, complete npc
>>1828535 (OP)I have Prime status, is it possible to farm CS2 skins and make money from it? Is it even worth it or nah?
>>1833126Happened to me :)
>>1833006Kino GOATwoo moment. I got my dad new cornhole boards with his favorite team on them for father's day.
sOmple whores could never
>>1833143holy shit.. imma finna do this
>>1833006he's so fuckin fat
gonna end up like magixx
>>1833119you see all his teammates on their phones after winning events still on the stage while zywoo stands there smiling busy holding his mvp awards
>>1833119>complete npcthe opposite
he doesn't use trash, he only goes on hltv to trash talk
>>1833199get rekt rmr babbies
>>1833199It's an actual org? Not a shit mix?
WTF??
>>1833206>same flag... LE GOOD!
even if this new failcoons lineup has another honeymoon I think the peak will lower and the valley deeper. I think that they will be a significantly worse team than they were for at least a season.
>>1833221if niko doesn't give the best spots to kyousuke, kyousuke will mald, if niko gives his best spots to kyousuke, niko will get mad for having worse stats even if the team wins, too many egos now
>>1833217what does your post have to do with his
>>1833314he interpreted the post in the most skewed way possible probably due to the 5G frying his brain. I didn't even know that there are people so new that national teams make them seethe.
>>1833234I think you'd have to yield spots to kyousuke or else why would you gamble on the kid at all? If they don't put all their eggs in the monesy and kyousuke baskets then the lineup is objectively worse than before.
I think Niko is going to do his classic slimeball move of never actually committing to being the dedicated igl but gradually encroach on the role destroying the cohesion of the team and his own performance in the process.
It will flounder for 6 months until they kick shitsan and Niko will finally commit to being the igl, it will be shit, and then Niko will have successfully destroyed another team.
>>1833006>Meanwhile /cs2g/โs goatโฆ
>>1833352My GOAT is Sexter.
>>1833006and you're posting on an anonymous incel forum on a sunday
>>1833077This again? I remember you getting explicitly btfo.
>>1833069Go ahead and tell women you're "reddit"
>some shots that shouldn't hit the head hit the enemy's head
>some shots that should've hit the head misses the enemy's head
I don't even know anymore
>>1833407skill issue for both
>>1833407the game is just bad bro, even pros are regularly baffled by the hitreg if you watch streams
>>1833206It's not an actual org in the sense of having funding and sponsors, the org was created by the players themselves who were playing orgless under that tag
>>1833407>try and aim>no kill>fuck it we ball W + M1>heashshot everytime
>>1833475been running this in dm a ton lately
>>1833478No. I believe you are thinking of Janko.
i want to support a humble and skilled player. it can't be zywoo because i simply dont like awpers
>>1833499May I interest you in the Guatemalan goat?
>>1833491niggas gamertag is ynk tho
anyway he shoulda never stopped fuckin sense into zaaz, both of them off the deep end now
>>1833509nvm the new one ain't bad
>>1833509>niggas gamertag is ynk thoIt's YNk. Put some respect on the Serbian goat's name.
>>1833518He's fake humble and the Porsche saga proves it. Also being a baiting lurker faggot isn't very skilled tbqhwy.
>>1833516serbian goat is goran ivanisevic tho
>>1833523That dude is Croatian.
>rostermania
>look inside
>no roster moves
>>1833499>humble and skilled player.Malbs, Magixx, Heavygod (I'm sensing a pattern here), Brollan, few of the mongolz players, iM (humblest and skillest player there ever was), woxic?, rain, dumau (jk), dexter, xyp9x aka mouz, krimz (running out of skill here)
yeah that's about it
>>1829998Niko's fucking face lol
>>1833034Umm this is not hecking wholesome
This chud needs to be cancelled right now
>>1833686>"nigger" is expressing your thoughts
I would pay good money for an agent that yells "FLINT AND STEEL" when they throw molotovs
>>1833722I would pay very good money for a tiny agent that can ride the chickens.
>>1833686we need to jl kicked from navi for this
>>1833516>serbian goatfor me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcDE2f_PrC0
How many of the top teams are skipping Fissure because they're part of the cabal (Vita and Navi) and how many just don't know when they'll have their roster finalized?
>>1833745esl pays them to skip it
>>1833769i made it up but they genuinely do have some type of contract with big teams to make them less inclined to go to other tournaments. don't know exactly how it works though.
>>1833770>some type of contract with big teams to make them less inclined to go to other tournamentsIsn't that their revenue share thing that makes teams more inclined to attend their events over others although I could 100% see them having some shady contract in place that isn't public. FaZe for example isn't attending Fissure even though they attended 2/3 PGL events last season and only skipped Astana because of the roster situation and how close it was to Dallas.
>>1833773pgl and fissure playground also has club share
>>1833775ESL has an extra thing where if you attend all their events, place well and draw lots of viewership you get additional money.
https://pro.eslgaming.com/tour/cs/club-incentive/
>>1833783right but on top of that they definitely have some more scummy shit to actively prevent teams attending other tournaments
every time when teams have been asked why didn't go to pgl or whatever they always some weird retarded excuse
>>1833786>some more scummy shitThe RL theory is that that's the EWC stipend program.
>80-100 fps in a 20 man ffa server
lmfao
>>1833802Time to upgrade your poverty rig m8
>>1833812there is no fucking way cs fanboys are defending this games performance
>>1833814You sound like a poor. Get your money up to get your frames up. S1mple as
>>1833802less framerate = bigger jump
>>1833815Destroyed that demon!
me when i press tab and get -40 fps
most egregious thing about cs2 is having 200+ fps and it obviously not feeling 200+ fps
fucking horrible game i'm going back to valorant
>1833825
you need to work on your bait
>>1833726they can add jks
>mfw the rosters aint maniaing
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
https://www.hltv.org/news/42078/navi-announce-makazze-promotion
>>1833855I bet you feel real stupid rn
>>1833856
>>1833855based monkeyman making it happen
why does "team of the year" need to replace players?
>>1833856its gotta be jL or iM leaving right? unless b1t has been bought
>>1833860Because they're the team of last year and we are now in this year.
>>1833862Read the article. He shares most positions and playstyle with iM.
>>1833856OOOOOH LET THEM COOK
>>1833860there is no team of the year yet, we're only halfway through 2025
going international is a mistake
>>1833868last time they played
>>1833869Post it again anon. Maybe you can summon another roster move.
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
https://www.hltv.org/news/42079/short-news-week-27#f3
aleksib0b gonna lose his mind tard wrangling the 30iq gyppo
>>1833857he looks like someone who tilts really easily
this is a day of national mourning for romanians
>>1833856>>1833857I do not want this makazze guy to get a spot in main Navi, I do not want him to ever succeed or become relevant simply because he looks brown, fat & ugly.
Am I based or cringe for thinking like this?
>>1833882e ok e tiganus de al nostru
>>1833883i want him to tilt and ruin navi
>>1833896He does lowkey give me the ick tho
>>1833883he has gypsy boss mafia inherited from his father aura
>>1833883no way that dude is 18 years old
>>1833883dw, he's bosnian and won't do shit just like hunter
>>1833883zero frontal lobe activity from this negroid
>>1833901>won't do shit just like hunterBut huNter will igl G2 to win the Budapest major?
>>1833903you're so cool being racist!
This cool and all but I'm still waiting for G2, FaZe and GL to announce their rosters...
>>1833902not bad, i think saw could use him well
>>1833909no need to mention the other 2 everyone is waiting for one specific team
>>1833912>seven reddit sinsyikes
>>1833910he might actually work perfectly with hunter since hunter will be new to the igl role and iM seems like a vocal secondary caller
hunter also strikes me as less of an autistic control freak than aleksi
>>1833912>sven deadly sinsbased
>>1833912>all the inbred ogre looking motherfuckers and twinks are tranime enjoyers>all the normal looking or attractive players aren'talmonds = activated
>>1833917name an attractive player
>>1833928Gravity is still attractive.
>>1833911Yeah I also want to know what happens with s1mple but G2 is my true love and GL my sidepiece,
>>1833919device, saffee and jL are alright
>captcha GAYYM
>>1833919nt but I'm not picking out your next victim for you banks
>>1833883why does he look mexican af though
>>1833883that's a gypsy, yep iM is not getting kicked.
>>1833521the truth is that the cars he bought is the proof he is a true porsche lover and not some guy who wants to show off with a fancy lambo or ferrari.
>>1833942The humble goat humbly flexing his 250k+ car instead of showing off a Lambo. Truly inspirational.
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It's official
https://www.hltv.org/news/42080/nilo-returns-to-complete-heroic-roster
>>1833967SWEDISH FLAG TEAM
SWEDISH FLAG TEAM
SWEDISH FLAG TEAM
SWEDISH FLAG TEAM
SWEDISH FLAG TEAM
SWEDISH FLAG TEAM
>>1833855>9 days to cologne roster lock
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Oh no no no...bwhahahahha kewk
>>1833974please no more vertigo, enough is enough
>mirage banned
>d2 banned
>end up on train
>entire lobby crying in mm2
kino
>>1833977>vertigolooks more like gypsytigo to me
>>1833982they're just stealing the power tools, thanks
>>1833967>>1833972swebros, i used to pray for times like these
I am slowly going insane in premier. Just had a team mate how managed a mind boggling 4 kills and 2 assists in a 22 round game.
>>1834016I don't get it, the asian dude is getting cut next chance they get
>>1834019he just like me fr fr
at least i died for info
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N0vibros...oh no no no HERE WE GO!
>>1834021The dude didn't even comm...
>>1834020my guess is that it was a chemistry play because xfloud would have been the odd man out, and no other available swede really made sense
>>1832628Try changing some advanced settings. It was really grainy for me too with FidelityFX Super Resolution on.
>>1834020-asian
+get_right
>>1834033I think you're overthinking things. they didn't get gr1ks so they'd have 2 belarusians, they didn't get nilo because he's swedish, it's just about best available talent within their budget
yxngstxr plays some of the bitchiest ct spots in existence, and xfloud probably wouldn't commit to that
>>1834046>yxngstxr plays some of the bitchiest ct spots in existence, and xfloud probably wouldn't commit to thatxfloud said he was surprised to get benched so i doubt it and he's better in almost every way on paper
i'm not saying they specifically looked to make a "duo-national" team. i'm saying everything lined up for that to easily happen and xfloud was in the way
either way, i like team swelarus
now that the dust has settled, do uncs still cling to the claim that heroic's old logo was better?
>>1834058yxngstxr is a giga tilter. a lot of deep red games.
if he gets that under control he's pretty legit.
>>1834065you mean the 2019-2023 one?
yeah
>>1834067i agree
maybe the new coach can fix his mental
>>1834069i always thought it looked like absolute dogshit but to each their own
imo 2>4>1>>>>
>>3
We are all in here btw: https://www.reddit.com/user/Thooorin/
>>1834037yeah i fixed it,i put a setting on quality
Honestly, Fissure playground could be pretty neat. A lot of potential winners here.
We get to see Furia, Hooxi Astralis, Perfecto VP, gr1ks+niko Heroic, GamerLegion with new awper, Lynn Vision and Tyloo which looked decent at major, Complexity with hallzerk, BetBoom supposedly replacing 2 i think?
>over a week and still no souvenir packages
volvo, are you serious right nyow?
>>1834149browsing xitter huh, nigga?
>>1833728The move that would make me stop liking FaZe.
>>1834144there should be more events like this (tier 1.5-2 but not cct slop)
>gr1ks+niko Heroic, GamerLegion with new awperthose are what i'm most hyped for
>Complexity with hallzerkrelease my norwigga. he shouldn't be wasting this kind of form on c*mplexity
>>1834069holy cow that 2nd one is KINO
>>1834172it's just an helm. at least the current logo is supposed to look like an H.
>>1834174>an helmif yeont take yignorant literalist ass back to scandinavia
>>1834152We're all on X btw. Come join us unc.
>>1833902Based. With iM moving from Navi to G2, I can finally fully unleash my hatewatch potential for Navi and lovewatch potential for G2.
Tell me about Nilo, why is everyone so hyped for him to come? Didn't he take a break? I doubt his skill level is still the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2AsvVUeRBs
Austin local news picked the two most dysgenic looking teams to showcase the tournament LMAO
Based MouzGAWDS making the polcels seethe.
>>1834145They are still looking for highlights
watchie
https://youtu.be/k89b6RzkfOk
>>1834221not watching this and i don't have a twitter account but isn't heroic twitter one of those zoomer pr accounts that makes fun of everyone? like imagine making a long ass response to wendy's saying something mean to you online.
>>1834229>isn't heroic twitter one of those zoomer pr accounts that makes fun of everyone? like imagine making a long ass response to wendy's saying something mean to you online.yeah, that's basically what it is
>1 in his name, number one in the game!!!
this hltv website is just trash for stats, where do I fucking need to click to see a list of players with the most clutches won?
>>1834344based jame clutching and still throwing
who announces a + makazze type move without telling who is out
I guess navi has unique situation where their 3 riflers all flounder equally and any one of them being demoted is plausible
>Im shares most roles with makazze and has been mid, then he shares some mid round calling stuff with aleksi
>jl just got married and has been mid
>bit is ukrainian and has been mid
Banks said its not IM based on rumours and mostly leans towards JL being kicked. I personally wish bit was removed since he's ugly.
>>1834347>3x more clutches than "goat"holy mog
>>1834344>leaderboards sectionwell thanks, I'm retarded.
>1834352
Women need to be banned from this general.
>>1834221>whole personality and brand is "idgaf what you think">seethe, shart, and sperg out like a retarded child every time someone says something mean to him on xittermake it make sense
>>1834221glad it didn't get to him
>>1834442smoke less tobacco as a teen perhaps
>>1834442do they just not wash their face over there
every slav is a craterface in cs
>>1834387Won't be long before they move on: https://bbc.com/news/articles/c056nle2drno
Total Niko monesy shipper fujo imprisonment
most of us are in here btw
https://www.twitch.tv/filian
https://xcancel.com/nacslancord/status/1939715557861048509
Actually we are here
>>1834483>>1834489actually we're reading through the free agency happenings
>>1834352what if its
-aleksib,
+ makazze
and IM turns into IGL
then they could sell aleksi to g2
>>1834352>Banks said its not IM based on rumourswhere?
>>1834579check out reddit
>>1834580i'm not gonna sort through a bunch of shit to find it, it's not in the first 5 posts when i opened it
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>>1834583okay cool, at least there's a nonzero chance it's jL now, i hope that's true
i don't think it's b1t, role wise it would make zero sense, he's just in bad form now, but he's more valuable than jL or iM
spireddit needs to kick sh0r0 as well
https://x.com/kyojincsgo/status/1939768949253804190
BROS?
>>1834606sorry ropz, honeymoon is over
>>1834585I just hope it's either iM or jL. I can't have the two on the same team anymore. My hate for jL clashes with my love for iM.
Which team is dropping their roster today?
>>1834837bc.game
or did you mean announce
>>1834842I meant announce.
>>1834583-aleksib for more firepower
it's up
https://youtu.be/NZuY9hy_Ivw
>>1834846that'd be for the best
then I woudn't have to follow navi with uggos like bit and makazze
someone said it a while back and yep prof does indeed come around these parts too, hltv confirmed
makazze looks dirty
makazze looks like he steals copper
makazze looks low intellectual capacity
makazze looks like a rapist
makazze looks evil and untrustworthy
>>1834920chill, mihai
at least you don't have to play with jLoser and aleksiBOT anymore
cheating in OCE is out of fucking control
>>1834920it's a known fact that only attractive looking people can ever be successful so navi is going to do poorly by association
>>1834221thorin constantly using pics of himself during his "prime" to illustrate current videos makes me cringe a lot.
>>1834936is he legit deranged? he comes off like he's mentally ill
i guess he could just be doing it to farm engagement though
>>1834940He's legitimately autistic.
>>1834941as an autist, we do not claim him
>>1834948What kinda autism did you get? The mega smart on niche things or the drug addict one?
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thorin hate is a sign of low IQ
High testosterone:
NiKo, rain
Low testosterone:
jabbi
High estrogen:
magixx
Highest testosterone:
HeavyGod
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>ESL finally adds 3rd place games
>Not until after Cologne
Is there nothing the goat fuckers cant mess up?
>>1835063they might not be able to change the format because of vrs lol
>>1834964go to rehab, you bum
>>1835067dont forget to buy some LFN merch :>
New NA talent just dropped
Nice rostermania guys this is really hype
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
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https://youtu.be/UPL8J5zJF_c
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https://youtu.be/UPL8J5zJF_c
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>>1835128thorin buddy, nobody here gives a shit, you can stop spamming your garbage any time.
>>1835133kyousuke video = we watch
I'm tired of ironic shilling.
>>1835139>ironicunc is desperate. nothing ironic about it
>>1835141>>1835142You don't have to post to try and get attention.
>>1835143what are you so sad about?
>>1835139just ignore
they have a couple of catchphrases you can filter, but it's easier to just ignore the retards
why is niko so popular among girls?
>>1835161one of the decent looking pros
>>1835133i give a shit anon, im thorins biggest fan :D
>>1835178does your height start with 4' by any chance?
Brazil once again carrying all of America. Get your shit together NA
https://www.hltv.org/news/42085/valve-announces-regional-invite-distribution-for-budapest-major
>>1835180im 6 foot 2 lil nigga, cant even see the ground thru all these clouds
what the hell goat is live (playing cs)
https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999
donk hasnt played faceit in almost two weeks
>>1835185https://www.twitch.tv/steel_tv/clip/CuriousExcitedAppleFrankerZ-Wz1SpHG4KhL5rzRa
we can't
i shit on this beakie retard & some of his 3k elo friends a few weeks ago in comp and he called me a cheater btw
>>1835199his talking style reminds me of destiny
really gay
faceit adr 2025:
>donk: 117
>zywoo: 112
>monesy: 111
>kyousuke: 111
>everyone else: 80-100
yep, he's going to be a top 5 player
>>1835197lost hope because of NA players
>>1835208No botky either unless FaZe is completely broke
failclowns paid 9 millions to have their current roster. will they ever recoup that money? don't forget about the huge wages too.
imo there should be rules in cs like if you don't earn mor emoney prize than the wages you play per year then you should get banned frm certain events.
>>1835230>will they ever recoup that money?Of course not.
>>1835230>will they ever recoup that money?Clueless baboon who thinks it's about money, It's called passion, lilbro
>>1835161they love chokers
>>1835230the 6m for heroic core was the most absurd thing
like there's no way anyone else was offering anywhere close to that.
>>1835230there is no financial fair play, salary cap or any other similar mechanism in CS
it will just be extra funny when they fail with infinite money though
>>1835197Well he did say he wanted to kill himself after that one faceit game.
>>1835235That was only for the ranking not the players although I would have loved to see them start from scratch and NiKo forced to grind CCTs for the VRS.
>>1835241I know it was for the ranking but I still don't see where the price comes from. I can't imagine any other team paying anywhere close.
I think Falcons really just wanted see Niko play big tournaments right at the start of the year and buying Heroic core was the only way to do that.
>>1835247>I can't imagine any other team paying anywhere closeNo other team would pay that much because nobody aside from Falcons has that much money to burn.
>Falcons really just wanted see Niko play big tournaments right at the startFalcons wanted Falcons at the big tournaments.
>>1835235they literally paid for a major spot, the choke makes it funnier.
>>1835247I mean heroic did well at shangai so...
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>Asalamalaikum brother, me play for natus vincere mashallah
Your response?
>>1835264i dont think albanians are religious at all
they're just low iq thieves
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>>1835274the sentence that scammed falcons
how do i maximize the replies my threads get on hltv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5AFp3XVAbg
this means they bought s1mple, right?
>>1835199good to see someone put this whiny little rat in his place (though he won't learn anything from it)
imagine having this guy as your igl
>>1835373>this means they bought s1mple, right?Not at all
Roster lock for Cologne is on the 9th and all the top teams still haven't released their rosters...
>>1835387they realized i was cooking with my roster mania DAY concept
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>>1835387>released their rosters...???
>>1835383>abloo bloo you can't bully dogshit fpl players for rushing the round and getting raped with full info on the 1v3 and still dying for no reason with 70s left in the roundsteel was in the right, lake wasn't even listening and said he wasn't comming even though he was and the two retards who will never make anything of themselves in cs should be berated for what they did
now you will cope
>>1835396You're thinking of the word rooster
>>1835398this, the sexual tension between lake and steel is off the charts though
>>1835398its na bro we're just gonna swing its not that serious
>>1835398>senior citizen with 2 decades worth of cs knowledge>could share that knowledge with young, dumb players and help them improve>instead he lashes out like a teenager and calls them retarded (unironically pushing 40 btw)it's because of immaturity and ego that na will never accomplish anything in cs2
now you will cope
karrigan ruined broky
someone has to buy him out and fix him. should be relatively cheap, given his stock this year
>>1835398>35 year old man complains like a whiny teenager instead of taking authority and trying to correct the culture of these young players>crying about them peeking while he himself tried to get a look at the CT player the entire time coming out short
>>1835410iykyk
>>1835417>>1835425steel clutched so he's right though
>>1835424broky ruined himself by becoming fat
>>1835428and who is the only other fat player on the team?
he groomed broky to become a fatty and made him a passive bot in the server because he hates him and wants to see him fail
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Good evening, CSbros.
I'm one of the faggots that take care of /vm/'s divegrass/football/soccer team. The team's reforming its player roster for the upcoming summer season so I wanted to ask if they thread would want to be represented.
If so, lemme know which thread character/meme would present this place the most and we'll throw that suggestion into a poll so everyone can vote for it and a couple other options from the board.
If you got any questions, feel free to ask me.
We also have a thread
>>1809037And a wiki https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vm/
Thanks for your attention and have a good week!
Pic unrelated.
>>1835440jw doesn't even play anymore, bro
>>1835425>crying about them peeking while he himself tried to get a look at the CT player the entire time coming out shortif ct peeked early they would have been traded by the long players, if long players peek too early steel can't trade
>>1835438Just keep door stuck, maybe add a green bird with 0 on every stat and call him failcon
>>1835445He does, but he is irrelevant now.
>>1835438this
>>1835439 with the infamous shoop where he's super fat and has yellow teeth
>>1835438after looking at the lineup, you probably want something like "DONKED"
>>1835458were you thinking of zywoo
I legit have never seen that shop
>>1835461>were you thinking of zywoo>I legit have never seen that shopcan't find the original though i know i have it somewhere but this one
>>1835467why would some twitter/telegram shit be our representative for /vm/
https://www.hltv.org/news/42090/wildcard-bench-phzy-and-stanislaw
It's... over..
>>1835478ayo finna steel and ska huh
>>1835478the fuck? I get phzy but how are they gonna become 3na now?
stan was pretty competent
>>1835479on god? that shit slaps
>>1835478gl +phzy would be way more interesting than some random tier 3 frenchie
>>1835473do you only browse 4chan for cs related things?
>>1835482ong
valens may be coming too
liquid +stanislaw (as a coach)
>>1835485what point are you trying to make
a board culture event where we only get 1-2 players should not have things never posted here
>>1835493no im just curious as to how you never saw that image before
>>1835461Now I know how he got his scar
>>1835496I look at hltv sometimes
>>1835501right, they actually need 3 na players now to get the dei na spots
>>1835500nta but it's been posted in this thread. literally.
>>1833109
>>1835504Sonic counts as NA under the new rules.
>>1835511https://www.hltv.org/news/42055/valve-introduces-mena-eu-sub-region-in-latest-vrs-model-update
>>1835512african american
>>1835505how am I supposed to know he has yellow teeth
>>1835518it's just an edit of an already common image
these new jerseys really suck
and i believe the two guys is from the dota team which is completely irrelevant (not even top 20)
>>1835524vp saw navi winning the worst jersey competetion and had to throw their hat in the ring
>>1835524futile endeavor trying to live up to the best esports jersey ever made
>>1835524I think they're fine. Nothing special but certainly not bad.
>>1835544they're just orange
>>1835546Yes but that doesn't make them suck.
>>1835532speaking of big J, who do parivision even get now that their bench has more players than their active roster?
>>1835556could be anyone since jame can go back igl
>>1835556AW from amkal allegedly
>>1835560you'd think he already was in pari
>>1835562what do you mean comrade this is totally separate org
holy fuck they need to decrease the time between majors and quasimajors.
>>18356262 per years is fine
there's literally tournaments all the time except for a month after each major
>>1835627there's literally nothing relevant on for the next two weeks
>>1835218He's still levelling up too, and even when losing (because of bad teammates) he's consistently over 110 adr
>>1835638Barely a difference
>>1835629it's the offseason, get a life
>>1835638It's a good indicator of him genuinely being a 'generational talent'-tier player. He clusters with the 3 current best players and everyone else is a noticeable step below.
Not everyone plays faceit though. For example ropz basically doesn't play it at all.
>>1835629you could spend the next two weeks grinding premier before season 2 ends haha
>>1835629I'm bored too, or was until Wimbledon started, but if not for these breaks they'd be spread out over the year anyway since players aren't all robots, or teams would take breaks at different times and tournaments would end up less stacked
>>1835655>tfw you will NEVER fall for this shit
>>1835218>>1835638I can't believe spirit sold this dude for peanuts when 3 of their 4 riflers are mid as fuck
these slavic shitters need to learn the definition of a win-now team
>>1835660exactly
I'm not retarded enough to spend 3 grand on pixels
>>1835660>tfw you will never make anyone fall for this shit
>>1835661i'm actually scratching my head about it.
>get zweihawesome, why not use the guy in your academy who's much better?
makes 0 sense
kick chopper, make zontix igl [which he somewhat does already AND remains extremely calm]
let magixx keep being bitchboy cheerleader which every team needs
win tourneys
>>1835661People are saying he wanted it, and sure he probably preferred it, but in the interview at landalan from earlier this year he said he didn't mind switching roles to join main roster spirit.
He seems to be friends with donk already anyway.
>>1835667they could add kyousuke and zweih, both for free
donk and sh1ro are the only people on spirit punching above their weight. if you can't frag, hit the bricks
>>1835668who cares what he wants
what the fuck is the point of having an academy team if the prospects are able to muscle their way out at will
>>1835682they really should've added kyousuke earlier. major win + magixx best tournament of his career made them stick with current lineup another season.
https://www.hltv.org/stats/leaderboards/kpr/kills-per-round?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31&rankingFilter=Top10
out of 78 players, donk is #1 in kpr
sh1ro #5
zont1x #40
magixx #55
chopper #68
>>1835663wait, you're... poor? lol
lmao
lmao what's the team atmosphere going to be like?
>>1835705first time broky plays faceit in 3 months
>>1835705KWAB
KWAB
KWAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>1835438s0mple/THE GOAT/Cultural Impact
join my group for christian cs2 players
https://steamcommunity.com/chat/invite/QBumWcWt
>>1835716not sure what kind of scam this is but im not clicking that
>>1835718its a steam group we just play games
>>1835716virus link to not click
>>1835373Just a couple of dudes having fun... and some streamer retard for some reason.
>>1835716wtf i just lost all my skines
>>1835682>who cares what he wantsbased retard
>>1835661Their hand was sorta forced, but I'm sure if they wanted to add him 6 months ago he wouldn't object, magixx's lifegame gave them the greatest gift but also ended up costing them for years to come, this trade is gonna be looked back at sorta like navi selling monesy
>>1835682people clown on shiro [rightfully] but you know his game, chopper can be replaced, magixx brings a lot of locker room vibes which are very important, but zweih isn't necessarily needed if you promote kyousuke
>>1835701no, in part because I'm not retarded enough to spend 3 grand on pixels
>>1835705is tht why they call him s1? because there is no season 2?
do you think teams use hltv stats and community opinion to decide who to bench or do they have something more in-depth to go on
broky is a good guy, we'd probably never see him again if faze kicked him so this is nice, s1mple can get picked up by a number of teams in just a few months at most so no big deal for him
>>1835740are you a yuroshit
spirit plucked that lil nigga out of faceit and gave him a year of training, they should've had him on a 3+ year contract with a 5 mil buyout and told him he can sit around at home til 2027 or win a major with donk
>>1835758>do you think teams use hltv stats and community opinion to decide who to benchyes
>or do they have something more in-depth to go onand yes they probably also take other things into account.
obviously varies per team. from what we heard from g2 they seemingly just replaced players and coaches without asking anyone in the team.
>>1835763>they should've had him on a 3+ year contract with a 5 mil buyoutAnd why would a talented 16 year old player sign this contract?
https://youtu.be/iiPewsRK3Ec
sjokz at msi if anyone cares
>>1835310You're was_the_problem aren't you?
>>1835770we're here
https://www.twitch.tv/tarik
>>1835765G2 get a bad rep unfairly imo. I believe most of their decisions made sense.
>>1835768because he was a starstruck literal who with no leverage
furia had their team in five year contracts. then they resigned them for five more years when the team was top 10 itw. I think a pimply autistic sixteen year old can get muscled into better terms than "leave after a year on a modern day m0nesy for $600k trade despite our team sucking ass, have fun in abu dhabi"
>if messi didn't exist
ronaldo bros...........
>>1835438Has to be Grim. Real ones know.
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>6' vs 5'11"
>>1835775not a bad opinion
Niko leaving them on ice two times with his decision(s) about going or not going to Falcons kinda fucked everything, it was not an easy position to be in
>>1835758kyousuke memes on hltv are at least partly responsible for falcons first being interested in him, but yeah usually when someone gets benched it's apparent by their rating that they'd be on the chopping block, and of course they'd receive the most criticism from fans and haters too if they are stinking it up every game, teams pay attention to stats at least, more so for identifying problems on maps, sides and positions but for benchings and replacements too.
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here you go, freaks
>>1835782you don't see me posting screencaps of books I'm reading out of a desperate desire to validate my media choices via social approval and feel like I have friends
go back to discord
>>1835788I dont get the anime girl air vent hairstyle
>>1835755>his knife isn't even worth 4 digits
>>1835790the FUCK is bro talking about
>>1835755You know you can sell it and get 4 grand?
>>1835796and then you would have no knife
that's not why people are buying skins. if the market uniformly dropped 0.1% every day for a year, people would not cash out their butterfly knives at 70% of their value and keep it in bonds or index funds instead
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never buying skins
>>1835811I've bought like 10 boxes/keys in my lifetime and its objectively retarded waste of money.
I dont understand how these gambling mechanics have been allowed to go on for so long for a kids game.
>>1835811it's the best way to support the game we love and it gains value overtime. you have to be retarded to not buy some skins
I bought a fire serpent when it was 40 euros and a butterfly knife 120 euros years ago
>>1835842>support the game we love
>>1835817>I dont understand how these gambling mechanics have been allowed to go on for so long for a kids game.yeah it's pretty crazy when you look at it from a neutral angle
>>1835842did you buy a 4chan pass
did you send a check to valve hq
me neither
https://www.dust2.us/news/63200/envy-hastr0-were-already-scouting-to-bring-a-counter-strike-team-back-to-envy
>>1835856>incompetent >eushitnot interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR7q2HogMo0
new donk video just dropped
SOMEBODY SUE AUSTINCS FOR HOW HE PRONOUNCES KYOUSUKE WHAT THE FUCK
>>1836017kill this guy for that cursor
>>1835842i actually dont supoprt valve or the pro scene. id rather it be taken over by autist grinders who would do it for free just to be the best like donk
>>1836049yeah I'm not taking any advice from people like you
>>1829803>quake liveThat game is dead man.
>high enough elo in quake live to qualify for minor lansSo 1400 elo?
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It's over again for FaZe...
https://xcancel.com/CS2News_EN/status/1940180239814107590
>want to edge to sjokz feet
>only get her toes
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>>1836197aleksib, IM, JL joins navi and simple decides to abruptly quit the team few months later forcing them to get some emergency stand in for a tournament, becomes an alcoholic who plays 10h of cs a week for the next 2 years
simple is a retard
>has been hitting faceit every day for a whole week now
he'll be hooxin' so fucking hard on the rest of top20 in a week
>>1836178She's such a tease <3
>>1836223he's gonna crash out in semis at fissure at best
>>1836237won't matter
staehr and dev1ce are solid and hooxi can wrangle stabbi
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>hey guys I'm might become a coach or play in europe
>wtf what do you mean I'm fired
>>1836270he probably knew he was getting benched when he said he wanted to coach or go EU.
>>1836270>especially when i was so close to being back on toplolwut
>>1836270that last sentence proves he totally lost it and the management was right to bench him.
it's up
https://youtu.be/cuLFoJtyJ0U
>>1836372good I already never want to see this ape again
https://x.com/cristiano/status/1940093573539524942
Nah this is crazy
>>1836438>celebrity is paid to promote productyooo bruh this shi fr crazy dood
>>1836372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTK2ZBeZnXs
>>1836438why ronaldo for esports though
>>1836441>>1836438hes in a fighting game btw as a playable char
fatal fury
>>1836447Salvatore Ganacci > Ronaldo
>>1836476That's still a day away on vm
>>1836486who's the retard who bumped those threads?
>>1836497certified unc here
>>1836497Is 23 unc or lilbro?