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Anonymous No.1828535 [Report] >>1828551 >>1829580 >>1833126
/cs2g/ /magog/ - Counter-Strike 2 General
Reputable Sources for Rostermania Edition

>Half-Life Television
https://www.hltv.org/
Anonymous No.1828537 [Report]
zygoat
Anonymous No.1828543 [Report] >>1828544 >>1828567
>no trash move OP
Anonymous No.1828544 [Report] >>1828548 >>1828549
>>1828543
?
Anonymous No.1828548 [Report]
>>1828544
he says op is faggot (he's not wrong)
Anonymous No.1828549 [Report]
>>1828544
Anonymous No.1828551 [Report] >>1828563
>>1828535 (OP)
>fl1t and nertz don't want to stay in their teams but they have to
>everyone now knows it, including their team mates
leakers are a fucking plague. imagine the vibes in vp and lulquid
Anonymous No.1828553 [Report]
>>1828539
I'm sorry but kyousuke will win it with 1.82 overall rating
Anonymous No.1828558 [Report]
>>1828540
it's actually possible because with a new igl, a new coach, and a new awper, they'll probably be very unpredictable
Anonymous No.1828563 [Report] >>1828573
>>1828551
Overdrive is straight up lying about vp
Anonymous No.1828566 [Report] >>1828637
>Counter-Strike 2 General
this shit again
I hope you choke on your dad's dick next time
Anonymous No.1828567 [Report]
>>1828543
Is that a link in the op??? I am literally going insane!
Anonymous No.1828573 [Report] >>1828580
>>1828563
>don't like a team
>make shit up to destroy them from within
kinda based, ngl
Anonymous No.1828576 [Report] >>1828582
>Overdrive is straight up lying about vp
Anonymous No.1828580 [Report]
>>1828573
More so getting them ridiculed from outside, they all know fl1t or fame don't want to leave and can confirm it with each other in seconds
Anonymous No.1828581 [Report]
>More so getting them ridiculed from outside, they all know fl1t or fame don't want to leave and can confirm it with each other in seconds
Anonymous No.1828582 [Report] >>1828584
>>1828576
He is though. There are no more roster changes on VP and Overdrive has a long history of making shit up.
https://xcancel.com/virtuspro/status/1937957038128304625#m
Anonymous No.1828584 [Report] >>1828592
>>1828582
He didn't lie though.
Anonymous No.1828586 [Report] >>1828594
>He is though. There are no more roster changes on VP and Overdrive has a long history of making shit up.
Anonymous No.1828592 [Report]
>>1828584
He technically didn't because how vague he phrases all of his "leaks". But him tweeting 2 players want out and not even a day later VP confirms the roster does look like he's just lying. Also don't forget this dude is paid by Spirit so anything that he says about the internals of their competitors is inherently untrustworthy.
Anonymous No.1828593 [Report] >>1828598
Watch, don't worry it's not all about vitality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RlDmK0KUU
Anonymous No.1828594 [Report]
>>1828586
You and uberdriver hating electronic won't make his teammates do too, they're so back now that b0tmus is out
Anonymous No.1828597 [Report]
dogfecto won't save vp lol
Anonymous No.1828598 [Report] >>1828602
>>1828593
i've been saying +hallzerk but it makes too much sense and would actually be a good roster move so they'd never do it
Anonymous No.1828600 [Report] >>1828635
>>1828555
That was more about mongolz misplaying than zywoo doing anything crazy, if they double swing at the same time instead of being desynced by 1.5 seconds they win the round and at the very least start out 3-0 and have a good chance for much more
Anonymous No.1828602 [Report] >>1828606
>>1828598
I've been saying they get hades on for 4 months or however long it takes for s1mples contract to run out and then get him in.
Anonymous No.1828606 [Report] >>1828609
>>1828602
we can stop pretending that the s0mple comeback is real now
Anonymous No.1828609 [Report] >>1828613
>>1828606
It's real though. I saw it with my own eyes.
Anonymous No.1828613 [Report]
>>1828609
he's beaten one good opponent in a bo3 and then proceeded to shart himself on stage (device style) against the very same opponent
Anonymous No.1828614 [Report] >>1828616
>You and uberdriver hating electronic won't make his teammates do too, they're so back now that b0tmus is out
Anonymous No.1828616 [Report] >>1828619
>>1828614
awful post
vp has barely been in top 10 so most of their games vs top 10 are filtered out
Anonymous No.1828619 [Report] >>1828624
>>1828616
guess who's who
Anonymous No.1828624 [Report] >>1828627 >>1828632
>>1828619
dont care
you still didnt know how the filters work
Anonymous No.1828627 [Report]
>>1828624
I'm a different guy, I know exactly how they work
that's set to 2025, all matches, why don't you explain why you think that's disqualifying
Anonymous No.1828628 [Report] >>1828633 >>1828667
>awful post
>vp has barely been in top 10 so most of their games vs top 10 are filtered out
>dont care
>you still didnt know how the filters work
Anonymous No.1828632 [Report] >>1828639
>>1828624
you're as retarded as he is for replying to this stupid shit
Anonymous No.1828633 [Report]
>>1828628
honestly surprising electronic is above all those other players
and snax is a retard which forces others to drop ak to him while his star players only have deagle
Anonymous No.1828635 [Report]
>>1828600

>anon discovers that 99.99% of the clutches happen because of mistakes.
and it wasn't 1.5 seconds, zywoo showed up and got the job done.
Anonymous No.1828637 [Report]
>>1828566
that's rather unkind
Anonymous No.1828639 [Report]
>>1828632
I'm not doing big red youtube arrows and shit
via hltv rating, electronic has been functionally identical to snax this year but with more dropoff vs top teams. if you think the only problem with that other post is that the matches aren't being filtered right, they have been with my post and elec even has a bigger sample size across the board
Anonymous No.1828641 [Report] >>1828642
>and snax is a retard which forces others to drop ak to him while his star players only have deagle
Anonymous No.1828642 [Report]
>>1828641
snax literally does that
Anonymous No.1828648 [Report]
Snax: Unemployed
electroNic: Employed
Anonymous No.1828667 [Report] >>1828669
>>1828628
Damn, igl version of electronic is better than wicadia I guess, but seriously, every igl was hovering around that rating which can even be seen in your pic, why do you hate the guy?
Anonymous No.1828669 [Report] >>1828670 >>1828675
>>1828667
>Yeki 1.32
Thank you Brazil for reviving our whiteboy
Anonymous No.1828670 [Report] >>1828673
>>1828669
He died on stage sadly, 14 times in a row to be exact, but I still believe
Anonymous No.1828673 [Report]
>>1828670
>He di-ACK!!!!!!! AHHHHH MY EYE WTF DUDE WHY DID YOU DO THAT???
Anonymous No.1828675 [Report]
>>1828669
my goat
Anonymous No.1828682 [Report] >>1828689
>why do you hate the guy
Anonymous No.1828686 [Report]
Anonymous No.1828689 [Report]
>>1828682
lol
Anonymous No.1828690 [Report] >>1828692 >>1828719
AVRA
Anonymous No.1828692 [Report] >>1828699 >>1828705 >>1828709
>>1828690
The guy on the right has similar "was abused as a child" aura like brollan
Anonymous No.1828699 [Report] >>1828703
>>1828692
I think you were abused as a child
Anonymous No.1828703 [Report]
>>1828699
>t.
Anonymous No.1828705 [Report]
>>1828692
Don't be dissin' my boy swag like that gng
Anonymous No.1828709 [Report]
>>1828692
based projector
Anonymous No.1828719 [Report]
>>1828690
Did steel get a hair transplant?
Anonymous No.1828733 [Report] >>1828779
ITS UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXhrFprCP8

>shitting on the mickey mouse major again
Anonymous No.1828759 [Report]
Watch s1mple end up on FaZe despite the rumors
Anonymous No.1828761 [Report] >>1828767 >>1828769 >>1828771 >>1828787 >>1829018 >>1829184 >>1829226 >>1829230 >>1829245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7IsdAKHzI
>s1mple didnt give any info on the guy pushing through smoke
hahahahahaha where is that retard? at 9:17
Anonymous No.1828767 [Report]
>>1828761
yeah I can see why they don't want his ass
Anonymous No.1828769 [Report] >>1828807
>>1828761
If they don't sign Sasha...let's just say that something bad might happen near the FaZe headquarters
Anonymous No.1828771 [Report]
>>1828761
welcome to bcgame piggy
Anonymous No.1828779 [Report]
>>1828733
Yanko clears these 2 fags
Anonymous No.1828781 [Report] >>1828783 >>1828786
tried to find zywoo highlights on youtube and just didn't see anything memorable??
Anonymous No.1828783 [Report]
>>1828781
kek
inb4 mad zywhores
Anonymous No.1828786 [Report] >>1828789 >>1828799 >>1828817 >>1828926
>>1828781
i remember a 910 ace, a senzu clutch, and a techno clutch from the final
can't remember a single thing the "goat" did
Anonymous No.1828787 [Report] >>1828820
>>1828761
Anonymous No.1828788 [Report] >>1828801
I remember Goatwoo lifting the major trophy. What did S0mple lift? The mcdonalds wrapper?
Anonymous No.1828789 [Report]
>>1828786
>can't remember a single thing the "goat" did
Oh I got one!
Anonymous No.1828796 [Report] >>1828797 >>1828805
tried to find s1mple employment status on google and just didn't see anything??
Anonymous No.1828797 [Report]
>>1828796
benched is not the same as unemployed
Anonymous No.1828799 [Report]
>>1828786
Looks like you really touched a nerve with that one!
Anonymous No.1828800 [Report]
>benched is not the same as unemployed
Anonymous No.1828801 [Report]
>>1828788
>brings up simple outta nowhere
uh oh
Anonymous No.1828802 [Report]
>one is winning majors
>other one is warming the bench
lawl
Anonymous No.1828803 [Report]
Anonymous No.1828804 [Report] >>1828808
>say literally anything about zywoo
>sissies immediately try to put down simple
oh my
Anonymous No.1828805 [Report]
>>1828796
fuck off back to twitch chat
Anonymous No.1828806 [Report] >>1828807
>insta s0mple defense
oh nononono...
Anonymous No.1828807 [Report]
>>1828806
where?
other than this guy >>1828769 ofc
Anonymous No.1828808 [Report]
>>1828804
ts genuinely pathetic
Anonymous No.1828810 [Report] >>1828812
The cultural impact of ZyGOAT is unmatchable.
Anonymous No.1828812 [Report]
>>1828810
i matched it actually
Anonymous No.1828813 [Report] >>1828816
imagine being so washed that even faze clan don't want you lmaoo
Anonymous No.1828815 [Report] >>1828933
zywhores are s1mply pathetic...
Anonymous No.1828816 [Report] >>1829020
>>1828813
broky sisters............
Anonymous No.1828817 [Report]
>>1828786
he won
Anonymous No.1828818 [Report] >>1828820
s1mplebros, now is our time, the GOAT is about to be back
Anonymous No.1828820 [Report]
>>1828787
>>1828818
#57 team btw, this is the one
kekaroo
Anonymous No.1828825 [Report] >>1828833 >>1828847 >>1828849
Anonymous No.1828832 [Report]
any more infos on big teams not participating in the fissure event?
Anonymous No.1828833 [Report] >>1828835
>>1828825
the first shot was so bad goddamn
he awped well until this game
Anonymous No.1828835 [Report]
>>1828833
shit his pants on stage sadly....
need more reps. Hope we're getting gaslit and faze buys him
Anonymous No.1828838 [Report]
magixx died
Anonymous No.1828842 [Report] >>1828846
Rito is pushing gambling now?
Anonymous No.1828846 [Report]
>>1828842
every god damn sports has them, don't see why e-sports shouldn't
blame the subhumans gambling
Anonymous No.1828847 [Report]
>>1828825
with that shake it has be s0mple
Anonymous No.1828848 [Report] >>1828861 >>1828940
it's over
Anonymous No.1828849 [Report] >>1828858
>>1828825
broky could never
Anonymous No.1828853 [Report]
I am literary crying right now
Anonymous No.1828854 [Report] >>1828855 >>1828859
Anonymous No.1828855 [Report]
>>1828854
Forgot my reaction image
Anonymous No.1828858 [Report] >>1829021
>>1828849
can't wait for the latvian loser to turn back into the latvian laser under ash's wise tutelage
Anonymous No.1828859 [Report] >>1828995
>>1828854
>pink faggot ass crosshair
>stock gloves
>stock glock
>stock knife
Get your money up, poorfag
Anonymous No.1828861 [Report] >>1828862
>>1828848
;-; goodbye sweet princess
have fun on betboom
Anonymous No.1828862 [Report]
>>1828861
>have fun on betboom
kys, our lesbo is going to FaZe Clan
Anonymous No.1828864 [Report] >>1828869
my GOAT
i hope he wins another Major without sp0r0t
Anonymous No.1828869 [Report] >>1828874 >>1828875
>>1828864
based
Anonymous No.1828871 [Report] >>1828876
desu magixx is pretty dissapointing. he joined spirit 6 years ago at age 16. not sure if he's even improved since. i blame the weight gain.
Anonymous No.1828874 [Report] >>1828875 >>1828942
>>1828869
holy fucking chad
Anonymous No.1828875 [Report] >>1828879
>>1828869
>>1828874
fat feminine manlet
Anonymous No.1828876 [Report] >>1828878 >>1828880 >>1828885
>>1828871
>magixx is pretty dissapointing
Dis nigga singlehandedly has won sp0r0t their only Major bro
Anonymous No.1828878 [Report] >>1828883
>>1828876
literally his one good tournament
Anonymous No.1828879 [Report] >>1828886
>>1828875
kys incel chud
Anonymous No.1828880 [Report] >>1828883
>>1828876
life tournament
Anonymous No.1828882 [Report] >>1828892
boomich
magixx
simple
magnojizz
siren
Anonymous No.1828883 [Report]
>>1828878
>>1828880
Yeah Nikola, the most important one.
Anonymous No.1828885 [Report] >>1828889
>>1828876
>sp0r0t their only Major
so sp1r1t?
Anonymous No.1828886 [Report]
>>1828879
lost every single genetic lottery
Anonymous No.1828888 [Report] >>1828889
confirmed
Anonymous No.1828889 [Report]
>>1828885
Not anymore >>1828888
Anonymous No.1828892 [Report]
>>1828882
>simple playing with ziggers

i doubt it
Anonymous No.1828904 [Report] >>1828907
Sentinels WILL save North American Counter Strike
GET THE FUCK IN HERE NACS ENJOYERS
>https://www.sheepesports.com/en/articles/less-fund-raising-more-income-sentinels-rebuild-their-business-model/en

>t’s probable that we go in, maybe in 2026 or 2027. But if we do, it will be with a true north American ambition

So what do we think the team can look like?
For me this is my dream NACS kino team

Stanislaw
JBa
Lake
NAF
an EU AWP

but at this moment it probably will be something around buying out the Wildcard core, so

Stanislaw
JBa
Peeping
phzy
susp
Anonymous No.1828906 [Report] >>1828911
literally no one cares about NA
Anonymous No.1828907 [Report] >>1828916 >>1828923
>>1828904
lake is taken
t. knower
Anonymous No.1828911 [Report] >>1828924
>>1828906
why you passive aggressively seething like a bitch
Anonymous No.1828914 [Report] >>1828932
everyone with fun, original or interesting takes clearly left this general a couple of threads ago
I'll be in EU premier if you need me
Anonymous No.1828916 [Report] >>1828918
>>1828907
Sentinels can throw cash, they can buy out Lake

Lake and JBa on the same team would be a storyline for the ages. The two spearheading powering the revival of NACS join hands to form the best NACS team after the VALORANT exodus. would be kino asf
Anonymous No.1828917 [Report]
didn't ask
Anonymous No.1828918 [Report] >>1828920
>>1828916
clueless ass nigga
Anonymous No.1828920 [Report]
>>1828918
okay qrd, what am i missing? you mean to say Lake is going to another team? say sike rn
Anonymous No.1828923 [Report]
>>1828907
yeah and she cute
anyway he might go to sen if they buy him out
Anonymous No.1828924 [Report]
>>1828911
Because i was born this way baby.
Anonymous No.1828926 [Report]
>>1828786
Well I remember a zywoo clutch, the one that mentally broke the mongolz
Anonymous No.1828932 [Report]
>>1828914
omg so hecking bay-zed
Anonymous No.1828933 [Report] >>1828938 >>1828943
>>1828815
it's pretty obvious that zywoo is the goat, why? because degenerates like you are obsessed with contrarianism and if you are against zywoo it's the proof that you consider zywoo to be the goat.

Zywoo won. The Church of Zywoo won, his followers won.

I did warn you degenerates here a few months ago about submitting to the trinity of counterstrike: the Brain, the Aim, the Game. The eternal shining star, ZywOo.
Anonymous No.1828936 [Report]
if zywoo was the goat, his fanboys wouldn't need to argue that he's better than simple
Anonymous No.1828938 [Report]
>>1828933
this better be ai cause no one's reading that shit
Anonymous No.1828940 [Report]
>>1828848
>sell kyousuke
>save money on the snacks
how massive are wages' donk going to be holy shit?
Anonymous No.1828942 [Report]
>>1828874
that's called gravity.
Anonymous No.1828943 [Report] >>1828946
>>1828933
never forget that ZywOo in his worst year had the same rating as m0NESY in his best year
GOAT for a reason
Anonymous No.1828946 [Report] >>1828950
>>1828943
>never forget
>zywoo
is this a self-aware joke
Anonymous No.1828949 [Report] >>1829114
Furiabroskiis....HOLY CRAPPERINOOOOOOO SUPERTEAM INBOUND
Anonymous No.1828950 [Report] >>1828961
>>1828946
I am not scared about ZywOo's legacy fading away because he lives rent free in the heads of people like you.
Anonymous No.1828958 [Report] >>1828959 >>1828960 >>1828971 >>1829038
zywoo needs a social media team to try and convince you he is the GOAT. s1mple doesn't need to convince anyone - when he returned, everyone recognised him.
Anonymous No.1828959 [Report] >>1828970
>>1828958
>everyone recognised him
as a washed has-been*
sorry hit submit too early
Anonymous No.1828960 [Report]
>>1828958
esl doesn't push his name during breaks for nothing
Anonymous No.1828961 [Report]
>>1828950
I would rather be a raped faggot slave than to have those gums DDU (Damn Dats Ugly)!
Anonymous No.1828962 [Report] >>1828963 >>1828966 >>1828967
>exist
>think of gay rape
daily life of a eastern european
Anonymous No.1828963 [Report] >>1828966 >>1828967
>>1828962
the russian prison culture has strange appeal for them
Anonymous No.1828966 [Report]
>>1828962
>>1828963
it's weird, why think about it?
here in france we welcome "refugee" anal rape daily with open buttcheeks
Anonymous No.1828967 [Report] >>1829044
>>1828962
>>1828963
>t.
Anonymous No.1828970 [Report]
>>1828959
you're going to be running damage control for the rest of ZywOo's career, and even then people will still think of s1mple first. enjoy.
Anonymous No.1828971 [Report] >>1828982
>>1828958
>zywoo needs a social media team to try and convince you he is the GOAT
time is working in ZywOo's favor, he surpassed s1mple by numbers, he just needs to keep playing well and winning with Vitality, which is exactly what he is doing
Anonymous No.1828972 [Report]
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=all&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10
Anonymous No.1828976 [Report] >>1828983 >>1829155
>muh stats
irrelevant
Anonymous No.1828977 [Report] >>1828978
ITT:
Anonymous No.1828978 [Report]
>>1828977
i don't think russians actually post on 4chan m8
Anonymous No.1828979 [Report] >>1828984
The French have surprassed the Russians.
Anonymous No.1828982 [Report] >>1828986
>>1828971
>numbers, playing well, and winning
unfortunately for zywoo that's not what matters
Anonymous No.1828983 [Report] >>1828991
>>1828976
no one thinks Ronaldinho is the GOAT
Anonymous No.1828984 [Report]
>>1828979
long ago
5 French have won a major
5 Russians have never won a major
Anonymous No.1828986 [Report] >>1828991
>>1828982
no, the only thing that matters is buzzwords such as "cultural impact" from 2k ELO NA analysts
Anonymous No.1828988 [Report] >>1828989
Don't care
FaZe up Sars
Anonymous No.1828989 [Report] >>1828990
>>1828988
#fazeup
Anonymous No.1828990 [Report]
>>1828989
magixx PGL Brno Major champion soon
Anonymous No.1828991 [Report]
>>1828986
now you're getting it
>>1828983
this guy doesn't
people remember memorable things
zywoo doesn't create those
Anonymous No.1828992 [Report] >>1828996 >>1829017
>Djokovic needs a social media team to try and convince you he is the GOAT. Federer doesn't need to convince anyone
>you're going to be running damage control for the rest of Djokovic's career, and even then people will still think of Federer first. enjoy.
>people remember memorable things
>Djokovic doesn't create those
Heard that shit years ago, the cope of losers riding the loser's train never changes
Anonymous No.1828995 [Report]
>>1828859
My inventory is worth 1500 I just dont use it since most of its not the new models
Anonymous No.1828996 [Report] >>1829017
>>1828992
the irony of zywoo and djokovic both arriving after the goats and having less competition, making them look better than they are lol cmtsu
Anonymous No.1828999 [Report] >>1829028
the irony of s1mple and federer both arriving before the goats and having less competition, making them look better than they are lol cmtsu
Anonymous No.1829000 [Report] >>1829001
you gotta be polite to these frogs, they live in a bubble and genuinely believe if zywoo wins another title or two people will really start caring and noticing, they think you can get enough gold stars and become valedictorian
retired s1mple gets more buzz than zywoo in every measured country except france and (recently) mongolia. being the #1 player in the world, having a dominant era, it doesn't move the needle at all, and they just don't understand why
Anonymous No.1829001 [Report] >>1829009
>>1829000
>complains about "muh numbers"
>unironically pulls out google trends stats
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it would be funny if it weren't sad at this point, s1mple copers on their last legs
Anonymous No.1829002 [Report]
2 majors > 1 major
Anonymous No.1829003 [Report]
1 Major > 2 fluke ccts
Anonymous No.1829006 [Report] >>1829009
You know the things are getting desperate when Google Trends get pulled out lmaooooooooo
GOAT of google search engine
Anonymous No.1829007 [Report]
Please refer: >>1828998 >>1829004


>>1828539
Based MouzCHAD.
Anonymous No.1829009 [Report] >>1829010 >>1829043
>>1829001
>>1829006
I'm not even a s1mple fan, it's just obvious where community sentiment lies
if a retired player getting drunk in barcelona and rapping about wanting to fak poosey gets more buzz than the best bo3 streak in history, you have a problem
Anonymous No.1829010 [Report] >>1829015
>>1829009
>gets more buzz than the best bo3 streak in history
maybe if you're a slavic retard who never escapes his telegram bubble that is true lol
Anonymous No.1829012 [Report] >>1830772
These zywhores are clearly not going BAECELONA WAY...BAKA...
Anonymous No.1829015 [Report] >>1829016
>>1829010
look at the map
every country on earth besides france and mongolia, retired alcoholic not playing at all vs #1 star player on #1 team mid-era on historic run
you're not even interested in trying to offer a justification, you just want it to not be true
Anonymous No.1829016 [Report] >>1829022
>>1829015
I am not looking at fucking google trends, retard, you're genuinely mentally ill if you hold it in any regard and want to argue that s0mple was more discussed than zywoo throughout 2025
Anonymous No.1829017 [Report]
>>1828992
>>1828996
There is no equivalent to any of the big 3 in cs yet, they would need 10 majors to be equal to Federer, 11 for Nadal and 12 for Djokovic. At best zywoo is like Murray, Wawrinka or some guy nobody cares about that played in the 80s or 90s.
Anonymous No.1829018 [Report]
>>1828761
Lol some retard anon (>>1818427 >>1818436) was claiming that the stream had delay so s0mple did talk but we couldn't tell. S0mple fans continue to be insanely retarded AND delusional. The fuck is "push mid" did he mean the guy was pushing them close and it was just a communication problem?
Anonymous No.1829020 [Report]
>>1828816
Don't compare out retard GOAT GODKY to the drug addicted alcoholic p0mple.
Anonymous No.1829021 [Report] >>1829027
>>1828858
Not sure I want Godky to continue playing with Judas Clan.
Anonymous No.1829022 [Report]
>>1829016
what accounts for the difference? why can you see peaks for zywoo in may 2023 for paris, every december/january for hltv #1/2, and again this year when they went on their run into the major if it's just random? why is france the most lopsidedly interested in zywoo?
you can't just dismiss it out of hand, their names are completely unique as search terms
Anonymous No.1829026 [Report] >>1829029 >>1829035 >>1829036
facts: if s1mple continued being #7 player in the world in a #10 team in the world (the likely trajectory given his miserable 2023), people would talk about him about as much as they talked about f0rest at the end of his career
him coming back from his hiatus is the driving force behind the "what-ifs" and old narratives getting resurrected
the time will be more favorable to zywoo once s1mple finally washes out of the picture, like it happened with the greats of cs 1.6. the feelings will quiet down, the highlight reels will look ridiculous, and more and more unbiased people will engage in this conversation.
Anonymous No.1829027 [Report]
>>1829021
ash doesn't coach faze, anon...
Anonymous No.1829028 [Report]
>>1828999
>having less competition
retard lmao
Anonymous No.1829029 [Report]
>>1829026
There are already 0 highlight reels, how much longer will the retards itt keep praising this fraud for?
Anonymous No.1829030 [Report]
you can declare yourself a country but it doesn't mean anything
Anonymous No.1829031 [Report] >>1829033 >>1829037 >>1829040
Do you guys play a lot of DM? I'm not really into gaming outside of CS so often when I'm bored but don't feel like going all out I just play some DM while listening to music. I find it therapeutic.
To make it worthwhile I've made it my mission to grind out my stattrak to 100k. I'm at 65k now.
Anonymous No.1829033 [Report] >>1829034
>>1829031
eh, it kinda sucks since so many bots
casual is fun but shitty
Anonymous No.1829034 [Report]
>>1829033
I play exclusively on community servers with instant respawn
Anonymous No.1829035 [Report] >>1829048
>>1829026
>once s1mple finally washes out of the picture
like 10 years from now?
dude's not even 30
Anonymous No.1829036 [Report] >>1829055
>>1829026
>facts: if _ continued being #_ player in the world in a #_ team, people would talk about him about as much as they talked about _ at the end of his career
>him coming back from his hiatus is the driving force behind the "what-ifs" and old narratives getting resurrected
>the time will be more favorable to _ once _ finally washes out of the picture, like it happened with the greats of _. the feelings will quiet down, the highlight reels will look ridiculous, and more and more unbiased people will engage in this conversation.
for sure
Anonymous No.1829037 [Report] >>1829046
>>1829031
ugly ahh skin
Anonymous No.1829038 [Report]
>>1828958
I knew he was the goat when the pundits were all acting nervous when trying to downplay zywoo.
Anonymous No.1829040 [Report]
>>1829031
yeah back when i was playing cs regularly, would just play dm with awp and deagle listening to music
Anonymous No.1829043 [Report] >>1829064
>>1829009
yeah s1mple is more popular than any other player, so what? it's a sports discussion not an election. popularity is the only thing s1mple has left over Zywoo. Ronaldo is also more popular and marketable than Messi and earned more money through sponsorships and shit because Messi is a fucking autist who can't even speak English, but if you tried to pull that as an argument in a football discussion you would get laughed at.
Anonymous No.1829044 [Report]
>>1828967
>top part is all gum just like real goats

GOAT
Anonymous No.1829046 [Report]
>>1829037
It was really good in CSGO and I was already at like 30k when CS2 launched
I got it because of some NiKo compilation which got me into CS in the first place
Anonymous No.1829048 [Report] >>1829051
>>1829035
about 3-4 years after his retirement or descend into tier3
remember JW? yeah he turned 30 recently
Anonymous No.1829051 [Report]
>>1829048
>remember JW?
no
Anonymous No.1829053 [Report] >>1829054 >>1829056 >>1829057
is Apex the only player to win 3 majors with 3 different cores?
Anonymous No.1829054 [Report]
>>1829053
>Apex
drugpex
Anonymous No.1829055 [Report] >>1829078
>>1829036
zywoo/s1mple is a lot closer to Bird/Johnson than it is to Lebron/Jordan
Anonymous No.1829056 [Report]
>>1829053
Yeah, pretty nice achievement, especially because 2 were as IGL
Anonymous No.1829057 [Report] >>1829058 >>1829059 >>1829162
>>1829053
goat igl
Anonymous No.1829058 [Report]
>>1829057
this but unironically
Anonymous No.1829059 [Report] >>1829069
>>1829057
>goat igl
Anonymous No.1829064 [Report]
>>1829043
>it's a sports discussion not an election
and people are famously level-headed and rational about sports. it's not an election, but it is partially a popularity contest where people give more or less weight to the side they favor
mj didn't have the most individual accolades (mvps~=#1s), the records for points or assists or steals or rebounds, the most rings (barely half of bill russell's), the longevity, but he brought unprecedented attention to the game and had a period of such exciting and complete dominance that he's still culturally relevant, and he's the goat. people tried to argue kobe was the goat basically just off popularity and style of play decoupled from results and individual awards for years
if you can't win over the crowd, if you can't make them care about you and your sport, it's a problem
Anonymous No.1829069 [Report] >>1829070 >>1829077
>>1829059
still karrigan imo even if I like apex, he's done it in so many different teams, won more trophies as an igl, and he beat apex two times in the two majors prior to the last one.
Anonymous No.1829070 [Report]
>>1829069
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.1829072 [Report] >>1829081
>These whites never learn...
Anonymous No.1829077 [Report] >>1829082 >>1829083
>>1829069
karrigan is a ropz merchant lol
he'd be jobless and retired without the Estonian BVLL
apex > gla1ve >>> karriedb0t
Anonymous No.1829078 [Report]
>>1829055
oh fugg did s1mple throw his back out building barcelona way?
Anonymous No.1829081 [Report]
>>1829072
this poor bastard, from aura farmer to insecure exposed baldie, I'll always remember that scene at the major when he as asked to remove his beanie. oof.
Anonymous No.1829082 [Report] >>1829085
>>1829077
real tierlist right here
fourth is aleksib0b
Anonymous No.1829083 [Report] >>1829097
>>1829077
as opposed to apex, who's not known for his reliance on french snipers of any kind
Anonymous No.1829085 [Report] >>1829087 >>1829088
>>1829082
since, according to /magog/, goat is measured in aura, biskela might actually be GOAT of all time
Anonymous No.1829087 [Report] >>1829090
>>1829085
This is true.
Anonymous No.1829088 [Report]
>>1829085
>aleksib
>aura
unrelated question of vital importance, how many hours a week do you spend sauna'ng
Anonymous No.1829090 [Report] >>1829095
>>1829087
>some cheap ahhh cartier
Kinda expected from an unseasoned finn
Anonymous No.1829095 [Report] >>1829096 >>1829099
>>1829090
It's a meme you goof
Anonymous No.1829096 [Report]
>>1829095
he's talking about the watch
Anonymous No.1829097 [Report] >>1829101
>>1829083
>karrib0t leaves astralis
>astralis start winning
>niko leaves karrib0t
>niko starts winning
>ropz leaves karrib0t
>ropz starts winning
>karrib0t leaves mouz
>mouz start winning
nuff said
Anonymous No.1829099 [Report]
>>1829095
actually nevermind, he gets some points for that gay ass pearly necklace and those earrings
Anonymous No.1829101 [Report] >>1829102
>>1829097
apex's trophy cabinet without zywoo or kenny:
dh valencia 2014
eswc 2013
Anonymous No.1829102 [Report]
>>1829101
karrib0t's trophy cabinet without superstars:
*crickets*
Anonymous No.1829105 [Report] >>1829110 >>1829115 >>1829164
Anonymous No.1829106 [Report]
welcome back, eternal fire
Anonymous No.1829110 [Report]
>>1829105
okay
Anonymous No.1829111 [Report] >>1829112 >>1829114
Magixx and fallen linked up at the anime store! Need it or keep it?
Anonymous No.1829112 [Report] >>1829114
>>1829111
Anonymous No.1829114 [Report]
>>1828949
>>1829111
>>1829112
>chopper no longer my best friend
>now i friend with brazil chopper
Anonymous No.1829115 [Report]
>>1829105
That's old news though
Anonymous No.1829116 [Report] >>1829118 >>1829119 >>1829124
Anonymous No.1829118 [Report]
>>1829116
slimjimm
Anonymous No.1829119 [Report]
>>1829116
what you doing big bro
Anonymous No.1829124 [Report]
>>1829116
Jimmi Savile
Anonymous No.1829155 [Report] >>1829157
>>1828976
s1mple is literally Ronaldinho.
Anonymous No.1829157 [Report]
>>1829155
I don't see it
Anonymous No.1829162 [Report] >>1829163
>>1829057
Nigga his career was saved by the Woo.
Anonymous No.1829163 [Report] >>1829167
>>1829162
Ok ropzigan/gla1vice
Anonymous No.1829164 [Report]
>>1829105
>why
Anonymous No.1829166 [Report]
>1829157
0/8
Anonymous No.1829167 [Report] >>1829177 >>1829187 >>1829192
>>1829163
Nigga get real - think about where vitality would be today without zywoo and think about where faze would've been without ropz or astralis without device. The impact of the former is far, far greater than the latter 2.
Anonymous No.1829177 [Report] >>1829181
>>1829167
Apex clears both
Anonymous No.1829181 [Report]
>>1829177
>Be Apex
>Not actually the apex
many such cases
Anonymous No.1829184 [Report]
>>1828761
This hurts to watch, I can't watch my nigga whiff like that with comms.
Anonymous No.1829187 [Report]
>>1829167
Now think when karrigan's career ends if he never plays with NiKo or ropz after getting kicked from Astralis for being a serial choker
Anonymous No.1829192 [Report] >>1829196
>>1829167
This is an underrated point about Zywoo's career people don't often mention.
He took an org that entered pro CS in an evolved state and a very competitive era and made them one of the most successful in history, that's fucking impressive.
Of course the other guys and staff deserve credit too, but 80% of it is Zywoo, carrying 1v9 for years and slowly attracting good players to the team.
Anonymous No.1829196 [Report] >>1829229 >>1829235
>>1829192
Exactly lol. Vitality right now is extremely strong because all 5 players are not only carrying their own weight, they're carrying each other as well. But historically this wasn't the case. Zywoo had to carry them for years before they could be a viable top 5 team. This is akin to investing a in a business that has only losses for years and it finally starts turning a profit.

On a related note, why did Zywoo join Vitality? Why not any of the other French teams at the time? G2, Envy, LDLC, 3DMAX etc.
Anonymous No.1829197 [Report] >>1829199
Godpex was a major champion before he moulded zywho into a good player
Anonymous No.1829199 [Report]
>>1829197
gla1ve made good players great
great players making apex good

thats all the difference, respectfully
Anonymous No.1829202 [Report]
Godpex just won another major
Where is gla0ve now?
Anonymous No.1829203 [Report]
Glaive was a revolutionary, meta-changing, era defining igl. Fuck has gaypex done? If I were gaypex I'd give Zywoo sloppy top every hour for saving my career.
Anonymous No.1829204 [Report] >>1829210
back from my premier games... what a fucking shit show
anyway....
this guy is literally gonna have to be the sole hypeman for falcons whenever they fumble
how tf is teses gonna keep the mood up when kyxsan shuts down, niko slams desks, monesy starts crying, and kyosuki shoots up krokodil?
Anonymous No.1829207 [Report]
Gla0ve be like, yo device hold this angel against #30 ranked Ence while apexGOD is gapping prime fucking Donk. There are levels to this game.
Anonymous No.1829210 [Report] >>1829212
>>1829204
he won't because he knows he has 6 months to play in this team before failc0ns management replace him, so why even bother
look at degster, where did he end up after gifting ch0k0 a tournament win? yeah right
Anonymous No.1829212 [Report] >>1829214 >>1829216
>>1829210
Who're they gonna replace teses and kyxsan with?
Anonymous No.1829214 [Report]
>>1829212
perfecto and electronic
Anonymous No.1829216 [Report]
>>1829212
aleksib and sergej
Anonymous No.1829226 [Report]
>>1828761
>15:30
>come on guys, let's focus, please (c) p0mple
yeah he ain't coming back
Anonymous No.1829229 [Report] >>1829266
>>1829196
>This is akin to investing a in a business that has only losses for years and it finally starts turning a profit.
Yeah, though looking at it financially i think Vitality were doing good even before they started winning events with the Danes and Spinx, i don't think they were ever out of top 15 since the team was formed (apart from the initial few months of grinding to get there), and they never missed a single Major. All that with little investments, like they bought Alex, old shox and 3 rookies as signings.
There aren't many teams who were part of all Majors since 2019, i think it's only Navi, Faze and Furia.
Anonymous No.1829230 [Report] >>1829232 >>1829233
>>1828761
he lireally said "push mid" you moron.

KWAB KWAB KWAB
Anonymous No.1829232 [Report]
>>1829230
alright man no one is going to understand shit from a whimpy push mid call, retard should've screamed HE'S PUSHING THROUGH SMOKE
Anonymous No.1829233 [Report] >>1829239
>>1829230
and he never said a word that he's going through the smoke for a vulnerable rain
kek you and your shitter got exposed
Anonymous No.1829235 [Report] >>1829267
>>1829196
>On a related note, why did Zywoo join Vitality? Why not any of the other French teams at the time? G2, Envy, LDLC, 3DMAX etc.
Forgot to reply to this part, I think it's just because they got to him first. I remember an old interview where someone (shox or some other G2 member) was asked whether the rumor was true or not, that G2 didn't sign ZywOo because shox thought he was suspicious and possibly a cheater. He said that Vitality was already in deep talks with ZywOo when all that was happening, so they probably didn't have a chance anyway.
Anonymous No.1829239 [Report] >>1829243 >>1829255
>>1829233
he spoke, he gave info, not complete info but he gave info, rain was blind anyway
Anonymous No.1829240 [Report] >>1829244
is we getting a new premier season
Anonymous No.1829243 [Report]
>>1829239
>he gave info
about the same quality as "they're in middle somewhere" I guess
rain was blind because he didn't expect for the guy to push, if s0mple gave proper info rain wouldn't eat a direct flash and would likely kill
Anonymous No.1829244 [Report]
>>1829240
ask reddit
Anonymous No.1829245 [Report]
>>1828761
at least he said "my bad" at the end :(
Anonymous No.1829255 [Report] >>1829260 >>1829261
>>1829239
have you ever seen a s1mple fan listen through and post zywoo voice comms just to push an agenda
it's not worth it, they're insane
Anonymous No.1829260 [Report]
>>1829255
>have an argument that s0mpel didn't give info
>resolve it with 3 seconds of an official comms video
you're a moron, what agenda?
Anonymous No.1829261 [Report]
>>1829255
I remember i once heard a Zywoo miscomm on nuke, he called a guy dark but he was rafters or something
They still won the round but I was shocked, I couldn't believe my gamesense goat is WASHED
Anonymous No.1829266 [Report] >>1829269
>>1829229
Yeah but I didn't mean that literally I was just giving an analogy. You are right about the finances though, Vitality is giving Mouz a run for its money in terms of business efficiency.
Anonymous No.1829267 [Report] >>1829280 >>1829285
>>1829235
Lol imagine n0k0 and zywoo on the same team. The KWAB levels are off the charts.
Anonymous No.1829269 [Report]
>>1829266
they make most of their money through results, they need to make an academy to farm and sell shitters
Anonymous No.1829274 [Report]
https://www.dust2.us/news/63054/stamina-returns-from-retirement-with-tsunami
Anonymous No.1829280 [Report] >>1829283
>>1829267
>Lol imagine n0k0 and zywoo on the same team. The KWAB levels are off the charts.
Why? I think they would be a great duo
And if there's one player that would never tilt Niko by doing spur of the moment shit and dumb decisions it's Zywoo
Anonymous No.1829283 [Report] >>1829287
>>1829280
niko is cursed man even a generational talent like zywoo couldn't carry him to a major win
Anonymous No.1829285 [Report]
>>1829267
zywoo would have held that banana like a good boy
Anonymous No.1829287 [Report]
>>1829283
>Niko switches to IGLing and leaves Falcons for Vitality after apEX retires to test how far the curse can go
we will be there
Anonymous No.1829318 [Report] >>1829321 >>1829323 >>1829325
from the taz interview
>About m0NESY when NiKo left:


>When NiKo left, I felt like Ilya didn't really want to be in the team anymore. I think he tried, but it just wasn't the same. It's hard to blame him - when you lose players who inspire you, it changes everything.

>I've always said that NiKo is difficult to communicate with (in the way that he doesnt agree with everything ofc), and it was hard to align things with him sometimes - but I actually appreciated that. We're both from the old school, and having different opinions was part of finding the right direction. I think he helped me a lot, and I helped him too - even at that stage in his career. He always wanted the best for the team, and he made a real effort to understand the plan and help develop it. There are very few players like him.

>There's this opinion that NiKo is an "IGL killer," but it's just that he has a lot of confidence - he wants to dominate. You have to know how to use a person like that the right way. When NiKo truly trusts the IGL, the sky is the limit. You can achieve a lot with him when he's fully behind you.
Anonymous No.1829321 [Report] >>1829721
>>1829318
>when you lose players who get inside you, it changes everything.
Anonymous No.1829323 [Report] >>1829328
>>1829318
so who is we kickin kyxsan for
Anonymous No.1829325 [Report]
>>1829318
niko sounds like a faggot
Anonymous No.1829328 [Report]
>>1829323
I heard there's gonna be a new balkan igl on the scene soon, g2 pedigree, star firepower potential, and extremely close to some of the falcons players already. his name is "tracker" or something
Anonymous No.1829335 [Report] >>1829342 >>1829344 >>1829348 >>1829353 >>1829412 >>1829417
now that we don't have ip counters anymore (thanks gookmoot!) I'm having gpt run linguistic/stylistic analysis on the thread
Anonymous No.1829342 [Report]
>>1829335
ngl lil bro i count for at least 5 unique posters you'd never even dream were the same person
Anonymous No.1829344 [Report] >>1829346
>>1829335
>nacs enthusiast: 1
nah it's at least 3-4 of us, or me and one very mentally ill guy
Anonymous No.1829346 [Report]
>>1829344
I only ran it for this one thread (~290 replies)
Anonymous No.1829348 [Report]
>>1829335
meta analysts, shitposters and nacs enthusiasts keeping this shithole alive
Anonymous No.1829349 [Report]
combat surf >>>>> speedrun surf
Anonymous No.1829352 [Report]
would people even be terribly disappointed if Navi didnt make any changes
sure they're not world #1 but they're kinda ok
Anonymous No.1829353 [Report] >>1829354
>>1829335
A ll me
Anonymous No.1829354 [Report] >>1829358 >>1829359
>>1829353
Name my first childhood pet.
Anonymous No.1829358 [Report]
>>1829354
jw
Anonymous No.1829359 [Report]
>>1829354
Niggerman.
Anonymous No.1829367 [Report]
zesty
Anonymous No.1829383 [Report] >>1829441
>the most popular NA valorant team is going to save NA cs
thank them magog
Anonymous No.1829396 [Report] >>1829404 >>1829408
cant believe some "people" here still think s0mple is the goat
>always baited his team to farm stats and mvps
>always relied on his better reflexes to outplay others (holding angles)
>his cluthes consist of noscopes that could have turned into major loses if not for luck (retard barely crouched when doing those)
>an awper with dogshit movement
>ukranian
>at stockholm major, navi qualified to playoffs winning against heroic (almost didnt make it) vp (almost didnt make it) and nip (almost didnt make it)
>at playoffs, navi won against vitality (almost didnt qualify) gambit (almost didnt qualify)
>the only good win navi had was against g2, a team that was ready to have a roster change
>it took him 5 years in navi to win a major
>a roster without the "goat" took less than 1 year to win a more competitive major
Anonymous No.1829404 [Report]
>>1829396
by the way
people don't know
the joke is
spoilers
the reason why people consider s1mple to be the goat is also the reason why he choked so often, he wants to the winning factor, going for flashy risky plays, his talent allowed him to get away with it most of the time but you gotta respect the system, the teamplay if you want to win.
Anonymous No.1829408 [Report] >>1829419
>>1829396
it's pretty funny that you guys are just reflexively regurgitating the arguments that keep you up at night
hmm, I wonder why you spent a third of your esl english post breaking down why this major run (#1 beating #2-6) was actually unimpressive and shameful. an impenetrable mystery
Anonymous No.1829409 [Report] >>1829415
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/1938393498450862377
Anonymous No.1829412 [Report] >>1829736
>>1829335
Remember when these threads were like 50% about Australia?
Anonymous No.1829415 [Report]
>>1829409
Interesting times. Will share more later.
Anonymous No.1829417 [Report] >>1829753
>>1829335
ok now make it say which post is in which category
Anonymous No.1829419 [Report] >>1829421
>>1829408
vitality being third with that lineup is insane ngl
Anonymous No.1829421 [Report] >>1829427 >>1829444
>>1829419
french 6 man vitality with nivera hit #1 over covid
Anonymous No.1829427 [Report] >>1829446
>>1829421
jesus, wish I was watching csgo back then, stopped following the scene after astralis won their first major, then came back to it in 2022.
Anonymous No.1829428 [Report] >>1829432
can i get banned or punished somehow in this game for telling someone to kys in chat? serious question
Anonymous No.1829432 [Report]
>>1829428
yea
Anonymous No.1829441 [Report] >>1829443 >>1829453
>>1829383
How far could this team go in a major?
Anonymous No.1829443 [Report]
>>1829441
was this shit an actual pro team?
Anonymous No.1829444 [Report] >>1829463 >>1829483 >>1829497 >>1829503
>>1829421
that team actually was much better than 2021 Vitality. Kyojin is probably the worst player who played in tier 1, at least in the post covid era of CS.
Anonymous No.1829445 [Report] >>1829449
https://x.com/faceit_darwin/status/1938279107684335769
RWS ON FACEIT SUPER MATCHES
Anonymous No.1829446 [Report]
>>1829427
it was kinda retarded but a lot of fun, especially when there wasn't shit going on because of covid
threads would be up for like a month or two, during something like epl they'd run counter strike matches 24/7 because of the split regions and the casters would just fuck around to entertain themselves, all the playercams were 10fps webcams of them in their mom's basement, random teams would pop off for a bit, like xantares-big would win 3 big events out of nowhere and become #1 for a few weeks
Anonymous No.1829449 [Report]
>>1829445
still not subbing to your inferior service
Anonymous No.1829453 [Report]
>>1829441
rmrs don't exist anymore so imma go with challenger stage grouped
Anonymous No.1829463 [Report] >>1829496
>>1829444
wasn't the rumor that he cheated in tryouts, then they picked him up and he was ass
anyway, some of the blame also goes to shox falling off. the tail end of his career was fucking depressing, especially that liquid stint
Anonymous No.1829464 [Report]
>bind "p" "say Choose your excuse: 1.Lags | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Low team | 5.Hacker | 6.Lucker | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tickrate"
Anonymous No.1829471 [Report] >>1829475
>bind "o" "say now pMᴀʏJɴG: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ◄◄►►"
>bind "p" "say Choose your excuse: 1.Lags | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Low team | 5.Hacker | 6.Lucker | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tickrate"
Anonymous No.1829475 [Report] >>1829476
>>1829471
>New mouse
Anonymous No.1829476 [Report]
>>1829475
kek
Anonymous No.1829483 [Report] >>1829491
>>1829444
>Kyojin is probably the worst player who played in tier 1
Anonymous No.1829491 [Report] >>1829503
>>1829483
no way
also,
>at least in the post covid era of CS.
Anonymous No.1829496 [Report] >>1829510
>>1829463
>wasn't the rumor that he cheated in tryouts, then they picked him up and he was ass
i think he had a VAC ban and they signed him just after Valve made the decision to clear people with 5+ years old VAC bans from playing in Majors, guys like Jamppi (RIP)
but he was basically the French d0cc, never played serious CS anywhere except pugs
Anonymous No.1829497 [Report]
>>1829444
Koosta, Deadfox and Denis come to mind as worse but they were all precovid.
Anonymous No.1829503 [Report]
>>1829444
>>1829491
gotta be furia junior
he was putting up kyojin statlines as their awp
Anonymous No.1829510 [Report] >>1829515
>>1829496
there was some additional controversy regarding Kyojin except the confirmed VAC ban, there was a clip of him triggerbotting on LAN and according to French people he had 2-3 VAC'd alts that Valve didn't even consider, i guess it wasn't officially linked to him so they couldn't prove it

i remember this news caused a big uproar among the French, they were shocked that a legend like RpK was replaced with that cheater bot. and later, long after Kyojin was kicked, i remember a HLTV post saying there was an interview with some of the higher up from Vitality (possibly NEO), who said signing him was the biggest mistake ever made by the org and that he wasn't a clean player.
Anonymous No.1829515 [Report] >>1829525
>>1829510
yeah at the time some french dude on hltv translated some leak and said it was common knowledge in the top french scene at the time, hoped someone else knew the details because it was like 5 years ago
Anonymous No.1829525 [Report]
>>1829515
i remember what you are talking about, i can't find it either but i found this
https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerPlausibleMelonNononoCat
Robin No.1829544 [Report]
Where are my OG goggers at
Anonymous No.1829580 [Report] >>1829584 >>1829590 >>1829726
>>1828535 (OP)
>General
>>>/vg/
Anonymous No.1829584 [Report] >>1829587
>>1829580
>>>/reddit/
Anonymous No.1829587 [Report]
>>1829584
this is the esports discussion thread
Anonymous No.1829590 [Report]
>>1829580
Retard lil bro doesn't even know why he's posting that
Anonymous No.1829710 [Report] >>1829729 >>1829803 >>1830363
I want to settle an argument with my friend, does rocket league have a higher skill ceiling than cs. I think no, and that pro tf2 also has a higher skill ceiling
Anonymous No.1829721 [Report]
>>1829321
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxUaKV7HdCOMASwiNs0bYIyeBZbnoJzOER
Anonymous No.1829726 [Report]
>>1829580
Go to bed unc
Anonymous No.1829729 [Report] >>1829741
>>1829710
>pro tf2
Please leave the thread
Anonymous No.1829736 [Report]
>>1829412
we had it so good...
Anonymous No.1829741 [Report] >>1829743 >>1829784
>>1829729
Why? I know theres a stigma towards pro tf2 within the tf2 community but im just saying
Anonymous No.1829743 [Report]
>>1829741
>stigma
there is no stigma
he's telling you to leave because you're in the wrong thread
Anonymous No.1829753 [Report]
>>1829417
Anonymous No.1829784 [Report]
>>1829741
I have a stigma against TF2 in general.
Anonymous No.1829802 [Report] >>1829812
analyst desk from hell
Anonymous No.1829803 [Report]
>>1829710
35 yo pugstar in quake, dod 1.3, tf2, cs, planetside 2, overwatch, battlefields and all other assortment of random FPS games

i havent played rocket league but CS2 is by far the highest skill cap game that I have ever played

credentials: global in csgo, high enough elo in quake live to qualify for minor lans, 22k in CS2, whatever the glowing blue rank was in OW, played tf2 pickups with pros, banned in endless public servers of tf2 and dod1.3, personally banned by the game director of planetside 2

even got 1800 in some meme season of wow arena (do not recommend)
Anonymous No.1829812 [Report] >>1829814 >>1829815 >>1829822
>>1829802
>no Richard Lewis
>no Thorin
>no pimp
>no w*men
>no other danes
>no Americans
What's the negative?
Anonymous No.1829814 [Report]
>>1829812
i dont mind richard on the desk, its not like hes crying about esports fans for the 10 millionth time (the only reason he has a job or career) nor is he sucking tranny penis again

thorin is just a real version of my autistic internal monologue so he is neither here nor there

freya and sjokz are literal goddesses and i need them to rub their soles on my face
Anonymous No.1829815 [Report]
>>1829812
none of the people you mentioned are bad
I just like spunj better as a caster. His "micro analysis" on the fly is way more interesting than his desk analysis
Anonymous No.1829822 [Report] >>1829824
>>1829812
>>no Richard Lewis
>>no Thorin
That's bad though. Thorin makes every desk he's on 100x better. Just compare how entertaining it was back when he was still working events to how it is now.
Anonymous No.1829824 [Report] >>1829830
>>1829822
don't have to compare
what was it? elisa masters? he's still got it
Anonymous No.1829826 [Report] >>1829828 >>1829837 >>1829852
new most hated team finna boutta drop
Anonymous No.1829828 [Report] >>1829892
>>1829826
I don't get it
what talent pool do they think they can draw from?
unless they do a falcons and just buy players from m80, liquid and coL, it's doomed to be a tier3 project
Anonymous No.1829830 [Report]
>>1829824
>elisa masters?
Yes. I really enjoyed that desk and wouldn't have watched that tournament if we hadn't been there. Now we just need him to get over his beef with PGL.
Anonymous No.1829837 [Report]
>>1829826
>true na ambition
doesn't matter when there's no good na players
Anonymous No.1829852 [Report]
>>1829826
>true NA ambition
Doesn't that just mean giving up and floundering while wasting money?
Anonymous No.1829868 [Report] >>1829874
>zywoo fans wanted him kicked last year
the nerve of these disgusting frogs
Anonymous No.1829874 [Report] >>1829879
>>1829868
he will start getting blamed when they lose
he's definitely the weakest player on the team
Anonymous No.1829879 [Report]
>>1829874
he's a soldier and does whats required of him and has potential to pop off. yeah, if you ignore apex, hes the weakest player but hes the weakest player on probably the strongest roster of all time.
Anonymous No.1829892 [Report] >>1829896 >>1829898 >>1829901
>>1829828
Nothing, it will be the same old recycled garbage.
Just pick 5 names from here and it's going to be yet another trash name that can barely win a local lan. Now that all invites are done with VRS, you'll never see them anyway.
Anonymous No.1829896 [Report]
>>1829892
damn
I've never even heard of 6 through 9
maybe na should fix what they have before creating new teams
Anonymous No.1829898 [Report] >>1829899 >>1830226
>>1829892
the ban of iBP and its consequences have been a disaster for NA
Anonymous No.1829899 [Report] >>1829903
>>1829898
the matchfixing of iBP you mean
Anonymous No.1829901 [Report]
>>1829892
Grim
Anonymous No.1829903 [Report] >>1829906 >>1829909
>>1829899
everyone was matchfixing back then it was just iBPs was the big case
Anonymous No.1829906 [Report] >>1830370
>>1829903
everyone still does
Anonymous No.1829909 [Report]
>>1829903
at T2/3 yeah
Anonymous No.1829911 [Report] >>1829912 >>1829966
Anonymous No.1829912 [Report]
>>1829911
no
Anonymous No.1829916 [Report] >>1829920
>three weeks until next tournament
Anonymous No.1829920 [Report] >>1829922
>>1829916
actually, the next real event starts in 4 weeks
Anonymous No.1829922 [Report] >>1829929 >>1829936
>>1829920
fissure is a real event
Anonymous No.1829929 [Report] >>1829932 >>1829933 >>1830372
>>1829922
with vp, pain, furia, astralis, mibr, heroic, 3dmax, gl, lv, col, tyloo, big, wildcard, saw, bb, and rare atom, exciting competition!
Anonymous No.1829932 [Report] >>1829937 >>1829942
>>1829929
they're all better than you
Anonymous No.1829933 [Report]
>>1829929
why are good teams too afraid to enter?
Anonymous No.1829934 [Report] >>1829935 >>1829967 >>1829980 >>1829984 >>1829986 >>1830372
>hooxi back on the server
fuck yeah
Anonymous No.1829935 [Report]
>>1829934
finally some good fucking matches and not that failcons choke
Anonymous No.1829936 [Report]
>>1829922
if 2 or more of the top 5 skip an event, it's mickey tier
Anonymous No.1829937 [Report]
>>1829932
yeah no shit
Anonymous No.1829938 [Report] >>1829941 >>1829948 >>1829958 >>1829960 >>1830075 >>1830372
okay this is even more shit than betboom dacha
what the fuck? it's close to cologne so there's not much travel.
Anonymous No.1829941 [Report] >>1829944 >>1829947
>>1829938
you people are naive if you expected the top teams to attend this event
it's still a good tier 2 event with a bunch of teams, it looks like Major stage 2
Anonymous No.1829942 [Report]
>>1829932
no they aren't
Anonymous No.1829944 [Report] >>1829954
>>1829941
Betboom Dachas still had like 4 top 10 teams and this is basically same thing.
Anonymous No.1829947 [Report] >>1829956
>>1829941
it's good warmup and high prizes
I'm surprised mongolz declined. Faze I guess I understand
don't really care about people's schizo definitions of tier1/2 and mickey mouse this and that
I'm watching because I think it'll be entertaining
Anonymous No.1829948 [Report] >>1829950 >>1829952
>>1829938
falcons not coming here and boosting their ego is crazy they're going to bomb so hard
Anonymous No.1829950 [Report] >>1830386
>>1829948
I genuinely don't get why teams don't go. The only explanation is that they're bribed by ESL.
Anonymous No.1829952 [Report] >>1830377
>>1829948
probably a weighted decision
>it'd be great to win right before IEM
>it'd be absolutely disastrous to get our asses kicked again right before IEM
Anonymous No.1829954 [Report]
>>1829944
they only had Mouz, Spirit and EF once if i remember correctly
but there was no suspense because everyone knew Mouz or Spirit will win it, and it was only 8 teams
from a viewer's perspective i'd rather have an unpredictable tier 2 LAN like this with everyone on equal footing, and it has a crowd
Anonymous No.1829956 [Report] >>1829962
>>1829947
i am surprised by Aurora not attending, they bootcamped in Serbia before the Major and they are close, it makes more sense for Mongolz to skip who are far away now
Anonymous No.1829958 [Report]
>>1829938
atleast nearly any team could win. could have some banger series in the play offs. i'll be watching
Anonymous No.1829960 [Report] >>1829964
>>1829938
Shit timing for a wannabe S tier event, a week before cologne ?
Great A tier event for tier 2 teams, good to see LVG, they could pretend to a great top 4-6
Anonymous No.1829962 [Report]
>>1829956
>it makes more sense for Mongolz to skip who are far away now
true
passport situation probably fucks over non-EU and non-CIS teams
Anonymous No.1829963 [Report] >>1830380
https://nitter.net/donk1337/status/1938586101372911792
Based we need solo only queue
Anonymous No.1829964 [Report]
>>1829960
basically bootcamp event, perfect if anything
Anonymous No.1829966 [Report]
>>1829911
Whose advice?
Anonymous No.1829967 [Report]
>>1829934
Better teams than I had expected to be honest, it'll be worth watching
Anonymous No.1829980 [Report] >>1829985 >>1830026
>>1829934
astralis probably favorites right?
Anonymous No.1829984 [Report]
>>1829934
Astralis, LV, coL and Pain I'd say
but of the top10 teams it's anyone's game
really exciting desu
Anonymous No.1829985 [Report]
>>1829980
gl have a good chance if they get a decent awper and heroic have a good chance if they're getting who we've been told they're getting
sweden is back
Anonymous No.1829986 [Report] >>1830006
>>1829934
hallzerk finna be back
Anonymous No.1829998 [Report] >>1830000 >>1830003 >>1830007 >>1830008 >>1830013 >>1830016 >>1830165 >>1833667
Anonymous No.1830000 [Report] >>1830002 >>1830010
>>1829998
okay you have to learn how to make better videos this is the worst quality i've ever seen
Anonymous No.1830002 [Report]
>>1830000
it's abstract art
Anonymous No.1830003 [Report]
>>1829998
nigga WHAT are you doing lmao
Anonymous No.1830006 [Report]
>>1829986
praying to everything holy that he joins a majority scandinavian roster or faze by krakow
Anonymous No.1830007 [Report]
>>1829998
kino
Anonymous No.1830008 [Report] >>1830020
>>1829998
nt
maybe webm anon can give you some pointers for next time
Anonymous No.1830010 [Report]
>>1830000
same level of quality as their level of play kekekekeke
Anonymous No.1830013 [Report]
>>1829998
https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter/releases/tag/3.42.0
Anonymous No.1830016 [Report]
>>1829998
the low resolution actually makes it more fitting and kino
Anonymous No.1830020 [Report] >>1830021
>>1830008
It's a gif on purpose
Anonymous No.1830021 [Report]
>>1830020
>gif
Anonymous No.1830026 [Report] >>1830033 >>1830037
>>1829980
heroic and furia are better I'd say, but almost every team there can win to be honest, it's nice not to know the results ahead of time like the last 6 months
Anonymous No.1830033 [Report] >>1830041
>>1830026
>heroic
Anonymous No.1830034 [Report] >>1830036 >>1830065 >>1830071 >>1830119
>there aren't even rumors of degster being linked to some team
this guy is so unlucky it's unreal
i hope something is silently happening behind the scenes and he ends up in a team like GamerLegion
Anonymous No.1830035 [Report]
Liquid are fucking up again by turning down invites as if they're too good for those kinds of events, gonna be out of top 20 for sure and probably even top 30 if they don't do well in cologne or ewc
Anonymous No.1830036 [Report]
>>1830034
gl is getting kursy
Anonymous No.1830037 [Report] >>1830041
>>1830026
>heroic
lol
how?
Anonymous No.1830041 [Report] >>1830045 >>1830048
>>1830033
>>1830037
They're getting gr1ks and nilo, tn1r is crazy good, yxngstxr is trash though and I dunno about the igl so they've got weaknesses but look better than almost everyone there on paper.
Anonymous No.1830045 [Report] >>1830048 >>1830049
>>1830041
new team, new coach, new awp, new star rifler who hasn't played an official in like 6+ months
there's no fucking way you can conclusively assess their form
Anonymous No.1830048 [Report] >>1830062
>>1830041
>yxngstxr is trash though and I dunno about the igl
yxngstxr is either on a heater or sharting his pants. there's no inbetween.
lnz is generally good though and the chemistry should be good with 3 swedes
a playmate for tn1r also bodes well for the chemistry unless there's a division between the swedes and the belarusians
>>1830045
>there's no fucking way you can conclusively assess their form
and neither can their opponents
new rosters raping and gaping during their honeymoon isn't exactly unheard of
Anonymous No.1830049 [Report] >>1830062
>>1830045
Honeymoon
Anonymous No.1830057 [Report] >>1830072
Anonymous No.1830062 [Report]
>>1830048
>>1830049
same igl, there's a whole group stage before playoffs, and everyone else is coming in with new strats after the break too. it gets outweighed by your 2 most important players not being comfortable
they don't even have a coach yet
Anonymous No.1830065 [Report]
>>1830034
Despite his skill it seems like he's got real issues with team chemistry or is stirring up shit all the time.
Anonymous No.1830071 [Report]
>>1830034
fym "unlucky"
he benched himself from spirit out of nowhere, then he went to og and was such a pain to work with that in 6 months he drove the igl to bench himself, made it 4 more months like that and then the org benched him for a year, then he went to heroic and was such a pain that, despite being the best player they had left, they were also gonna bench him before falcons wanted to buy 3/5 of a highly ranked team
Anonymous No.1830072 [Report] >>1830077
>>1830057
Yes. In-game drip is priceless.
Anonymous No.1830075 [Report]
>>1829938
>what the fuck?
ESL mafia
Anonymous No.1830077 [Report]
>>1830072
>In-game drip is priceless
This. Hey uncs! listen and learn!
Anonymous No.1830083 [Report] >>1830085 >>1830087 >>1830088 >>1830090
Spirit needs sexpower back ironically
Anonymous No.1830085 [Report]
>>1830083
who
Anonymous No.1830087 [Report]
>>1830083
This, our cutie magixx was holding this entire thing together, but now...I don't even know man...who is hot and available at the moment? But I know for a fact that Furia with magixx will be a sex symbol team
Anonymous No.1830088 [Report] >>1830091
>>1830083
he never played fro Spirit
Anonymous No.1830090 [Report] >>1830091
>>1830083
everyone so new they don't een remember forze
free my nigga jerry
Anonymous No.1830091 [Report]
>>1830088
>>1830090
Fuck me how could i mix them up
Anonymous No.1830119 [Report] >>1830122 >>1830123 >>1830124
>>1830034
Anonymous No.1830122 [Report] >>1830150
>>1830119
huh, maybe faze?
Anonymous No.1830123 [Report] >>1830150
>>1830119
welcome to faze!
Anonymous No.1830124 [Report]
>>1830119
my goat finna start his own dropshipping-screenprinting-seamstress repairs business I'm so fxkn proud vro
they grow up so fast
Anonymous No.1830131 [Report] >>1830132
>no cs til jul 14th
Anonymous No.1830132 [Report] >>1830137 >>1830156 >>1830204
>>1830131
time to play the game ourselves
Anonymous No.1830137 [Report]
>>1830132
Anonymous No.1830150 [Report] >>1830153 >>1830173
>>1830122
>>1830123
liquid
Anonymous No.1830153 [Report]
>>1830150
my nigga deserves better than to be paired with an autistic (in a bad way) igl for the third time in a row
Anonymous No.1830156 [Report]
>>1830132
I am never doing that again
Anonymous No.1830165 [Report]
>>1829998
https://handbrake.fr/downloads.php
Anonymous No.1830173 [Report]
>>1830150
Not happening. ultimate is entirely serviceable and the risk of inserting degster isn't worth it.
Anonymous No.1830175 [Report] >>1830176 >>1830177 >>1830180 >>1830181 >>1830182 >>1830184 >>1830207 >>1830212 >>1830255 >>1831107
AVRA
Anonymous No.1830176 [Report]
>>1830175
men who dont exercise enough truly look wrong
Anonymous No.1830177 [Report] >>1830186
>>1830175
wtf mouz are fucking midgets
Anonymous No.1830180 [Report] >>1830183 >>1830206
>>1830175
>adult male
>wears shorts in public
Anonymous No.1830181 [Report]
>>1830175
/ourguys/
Anonymous No.1830182 [Report]
>>1830175
my goat jimmeister
Anonymous No.1830183 [Report]
>>1830180
>wearing jeans in texas heat
Anonymous No.1830184 [Report]
>>1830175
wow, two teams worth of skinnyfat and actuallyfat interchangeable autists
Anonymous No.1830186 [Report] >>1830189 >>1830192
>>1830177
brollan and spinx are below average height but blitz is also tall so it looks worse than it is
Anonymous No.1830189 [Report]
>>1830186
A tall mongolian is like 1,80m max, that doesn't make it better
Anonymous No.1830192 [Report]
>>1830186
its entirely possible that someone with competitive drive and talent would go onto find video games preferable avenues for competition because short height is a disadvantage in real sports
Anonymous No.1830195 [Report]
spinx is literally 130cm
Anonymous No.1830200 [Report] >>1830205 >>1830256
https://www.hltv.org/news/42054/free-agents-and-transfer-listed-players-of-the-2025-off-season
what is we thinkin
Anonymous No.1830203 [Report] >>1830208
it's a good thing that spirit lock players up in 20 year contracts before they're even legal adults, or donk would just look for greener pastures
he's underpayed and magixx was the only person in the team who he obviously liked
Anonymous No.1830204 [Report]
>>1830132
we don't do that here
Anonymous No.1830205 [Report]
>>1830200
list of garbage
Anonymous No.1830206 [Report]
>>1830180
based gogurt
Anonymous No.1830207 [Report] >>1830216
>>1830175
Wait a minute...riddle me this /magog/
How come both Monglolz and Mouz ain't got no aura but when they collide they got nuclear aura?
Anonymous No.1830208 [Report]
>>1830203
spirit isnt even that bad since they're a real team instead of a betting company that doesnt aspire to do achieve anything besides selling some russian teenager to a big money team
Anonymous No.1830212 [Report]
>>1830175
>mongolz and mouz linked up
sneed it
Anonymous No.1830216 [Report]
>>1830207
chud aura (in a good way) and it gets stronger the more chuds there are
Anonymous No.1830224 [Report] >>1830225
its always fat and dysgenic looking retards that have 666 in their name
Anonymous No.1830225 [Report]
>>1830224
and always weebs
really makes you think
Anonymous No.1830226 [Report] >>1830227 >>1830263
>>1829898
>the ban of iBP and its consequences have been a disaster for NA
it's just covid
NA was massive with NRG/EG and Liquid and Cloud9
Now it's the dogshit the guy provided with NRG being the king of the turd most of the time
Anonymous No.1830227 [Report] >>1830230
>>1830226
it's valorant* stealing every talent that could play in cs
Anonymous No.1830230 [Report]
>>1830227
I seriously doubt the big NA names would jump the ship if they were able to play in EU
Some shitters in t2 sure, but tarik and TenZ would stay 100%
Anonymous No.1830233 [Report] >>1830237 >>1830241 >>1830242 >>1830250 >>1830267
>goes on the most dominating run in the history of cs
>semi-retires after 3rd major
>some na team gets uppity and steals your no.1 spot
>comes back for the major just to shit all over them
>covid kills both teams with the online era
who's gonna be vitality's liquid?
Anonymous No.1830237 [Report] >>1830248
>>1830233
Im pretty sure device going insane and getting cucked contributed to astralis dying more than anything
Anonymous No.1830241 [Report]
>>1830233
Anonymous No.1830242 [Report]
>>1830233
>who's gonna be vitality's liquid?
Liquid
Anonymous No.1830248 [Report]
>>1830237
just a coincidence
Anonymous No.1830250 [Report]
>>1830233
mouz
Anonymous No.1830252 [Report] >>1830257 >>1830262 >>1830397
*proclaims the Tawhid*
Anonymous No.1830255 [Report]
>>1830175
The losers.
Anonymous No.1830256 [Report]
>>1830200
s1mple
bntet
magisk
jkaem
hampus
Anonymous No.1830257 [Report] >>1830268
>>1830252
>neo
>green
>shirt has matrix cyber pattern

why are they so into the matrix movies
Anonymous No.1830262 [Report]
>>1830252
>What did you just say about me and NiKo?
>By Allah, I will unleash the fury of jihad upon you
Anonymous No.1830263 [Report]
>>1830226
covid, valorant, and esl fucking up pro league with partnershit going back on promises made to teams who already qualified
Anonymous No.1830267 [Report] >>1830272
>>1830233
Anonymous No.1830268 [Report]
>>1830257
they love trannies
Anonymous No.1830272 [Report] >>1830278
>>1830267
the chinks took this from us
Anonymous No.1830276 [Report] >>1830279 >>1830281 >>1830286 >>1830297 >>1830302
hltv accidentally revealed 3.0 ratings showing that donks numbers go up and zywoos down
uh oh...
Anonymous No.1830278 [Report]
>>1830272
no, s0mple did
Anonymous No.1830279 [Report] >>1830283
>>1830276
I hope you die
Anonymous No.1830281 [Report]
>>1830276
donk is this french weirdo creeps worst nightmare
Anonymous No.1830283 [Report]
>>1830279
this
Anonymous No.1830286 [Report] >>1830287
>>1830276
where is s1mple on evps...
Anonymous No.1830287 [Report] >>1830290
>>1830286
kys
Anonymous No.1830290 [Report] >>1830291 >>1830292
>>1830287
????? where is the goat
Anonymous No.1830291 [Report] >>1830295
>>1830290
Jump off the eiffel tower you cretin
Anonymous No.1830292 [Report]
>>1830290
ZyGOAT? Fucking some pussy while sipping wine from his major trophy probably.
Anonymous No.1830295 [Report]
>>1830291
no evp????
Anonymous No.1830297 [Report] >>1830301
>>1830276
zywoo fans are crying on hltv about 3.0 now...
Anonymous No.1830299 [Report] >>1830300 >>1830388
Anonymous No.1830300 [Report]
>>1830299
scroll up unc ass nigga
Anonymous No.1830301 [Report] >>1830305
>>1830297
>can't win in-game
>has to lie on /magog/
kek
remember when sh1ro had better rating than d0nk on mirage vs Godwoo? HAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.1830302 [Report]
>>1830276
They've also adjusted their search bar to reflect his lack of impact and source of frags
Anonymous No.1830305 [Report] >>1830306 >>1830307
>>1830301
read the donk 1.50 and rating 3.0 threads you retarded incel
Anonymous No.1830306 [Report]
>>1830305
>made by a donk ruskie
>made by a falseflagging kyousuke ruskie
>exactly one french flag between two threads
and the retard double-downs on his retardation
Anonymous No.1830307 [Report] >>1830309
>>1830305
ok
Anonymous No.1830308 [Report] >>1830315
5 hours nabros
Anonymous No.1830309 [Report] >>1830314
>>1830307
exactly. that's a zywoo fan crashing out.
Anonymous No.1830311 [Report] >>1830395
Holy Shit! The damage control from zywhores is HILARIOUS!
Anonymous No.1830313 [Report] >>1830323
who was major mvp again
Anonymous No.1830314 [Report] >>1830318
>>1830309
they're genuinely freaking out
Anonymous No.1830315 [Report]
>>1830308
draft was 2 days ago bro, 13 days til summer league
Anonymous No.1830316 [Report] >>1830317 >>1830321 >>1830322 >>1830334
>exactly. that's a zywoo fan crashing out.
>Holy Shit! The damage control from zywhores is HILARIOUS!
bitch of the year award goes to...
Anonymous No.1830317 [Report] >>1830319
>>1830316
zywoo still goes down on avg and donk goes up
Anonymous No.1830318 [Report]
>>1830314
>it's not conspiracy [sic]
>but there's a flag that says "if m0nesy +10%, if zywoo -10%"
Anonymous No.1830319 [Report]
>>1830317
round swing of 0
donk literally doesn't matter lmaooooo
Anonymous No.1830321 [Report]
>>1830316
Most impressive ZywOo. However...
Anonymous No.1830322 [Report]
>>1830316
kek i remember how cocky russkies were before this game, they legitimately thought they will win 3:0 without sweat
kwab
Anonymous No.1830323 [Report] >>1830328
>>1830313
GODwoo (now confirmed GOAT)
Anonymous No.1830324 [Report]
>1830319
like i said, crashing out
Anonymous No.1830325 [Report]
Major doesnt matter what matters is this made up number :)
Anonymous No.1830326 [Report] >>1830329 >>1830348
can you retarded children just stay on hltv?
nobody cares about any of this shit except you 2-3 people pretending to take each other seriously
Anonymous No.1830328 [Report] >>1830335
>>1830323
facts
Anonymous No.1830329 [Report]
>>1830326
goofy ahh unc
Anonymous No.1830332 [Report] >>1830333
zywoo is the new device. not the best player but has the best team.
Anonymous No.1830333 [Report]
>>1830332
trvke
Anonymous No.1830334 [Report]
>>1830316
that's 1 map
supposedly what rating 3.0's taking into account is this new round swing thing, and donk's like 50% higher over the course of a tournament
Anonymous No.1830335 [Report]
>>1830328
Does he have a jewish scripture on his chain LoL
Anonymous No.1830336 [Report] >>1830338 >>1830339
the best team consisting of godpex and mezz0 wow what players
Anonymous No.1830338 [Report]
>>1830336
that's evp KINGmezii to you, commoner
Anonymous No.1830339 [Report]
>>1830336
>the best team consisting of the GOAT IGL and the King of England
Yeah, that's right
Anonymous No.1830340 [Report] >>1830341 >>1830343 >>1830344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_nNsnUmGfM
TLDR for non german speaker: there has been cheating problems forever and it is POSSIBLE to cheat on certain LAN events, they even managed to do it practically.

not enough recources and time to really combat cheaters on LAN.

one professional or semi professional player got caught because the coder made a mistake

The cheat coder kinda hints that there are cheating professionals (He does NOT say it but if you read between the lines, it sounds like it IMO!)

i think that was most of the important points, i watched that video days ago so my memory is kinda blurry.
Anonymous No.1830341 [Report]
>>1830340
germans have always been the biggest cheaters
Anonymous No.1830343 [Report]
>>1830340
Sorry, but now watching some n*zi fucks
Anonymous No.1830344 [Report]
>>1830340
>it is POSSIBLE to cheat on certain LAN events
then why is BIG so bad on lan?
Anonymous No.1830346 [Report] >>1830356
how big would the meltdown be if donk got randomly vac banned live on major stage?
Anonymous No.1830347 [Report] >>1830355 >>1830356 >>1830392
how big would the meltdown be if zywhore got randomly vac banned live on major stage?
Anonymous No.1830348 [Report] >>1830351
>>1830326
zywoo sissies literally CANNOT take criticism or truth lol
Anonymous No.1830349 [Report] >>1830356
its not like s1mple would get vac'd with those stats
Anonymous No.1830350 [Report] >>1830356
Donkcels are so revved up it's super funny.
Anonymous No.1830351 [Report]
>>1830348
then they always bring up simple
Anonymous No.1830353 [Report]
>1830351
still mad lol?
Anonymous No.1830355 [Report]
>>1830347
>ask a theoretical question about the guy with the impossibly high stats
>get instant non-quote seethe
lol okay
Anonymous No.1830356 [Report]
>>1830346
>>1830347
>>1830349
>>1830350
can you fags stop passive aggressively pretending you're too cool for school while snidely bitching about pimply video game players' statlines
this shit is intolerable, be a normal human being
Anonymous No.1830359 [Report] >>1830361
Yeah, he's pissed!
Anonymous No.1830361 [Report]
>>1830359
i would be too, my goat was primed to be THEE guy
then some fucking spaghetti armed siberian kid came and stole the spotlight in his first fucking year
Anonymous No.1830363 [Report]
>>1829710
I've reached champ 3 in rocket league and used to follow esports back in the day. I would still say CS has a higher skill ceiling. The roadmap to reach SSL is pretty straightforward compared to reaching level 10 on faceit. And then the grind only worsens in FPL - tier 3 - CCT - tier 1. Obviously the rocket league skill ceiling has skyrocketed in the last 5 years but it's still not higher than CS. Very few if any esports have a higher skill ceiling.
Anonymous No.1830364 [Report]
please join my esea team
Anonymous No.1830365 [Report]
>just said that zywhores are pathetic
>wall of text appear on my screen
Pathetic.
Anonymous No.1830366 [Report] >>1830367
desu many games technically have higher skill ceiling than cs but the competition in cs is still harder because more are playing the game
Anonymous No.1830367 [Report] >>1830369
>>1830366
starcraft has the highest ceiling desu
Anonymous No.1830369 [Report]
>>1830367
Nah highest is Clash Royale
Anonymous No.1830370 [Report]
>>1829906
It's insane that the levels of matchfixing going on right now in T2 CS would've made ibp look like child's play yet valveggers don't take any action against them. It's become an open secret that gambling is the lifeblood of modern cs.
Anonymous No.1830372 [Report]
>>1829929
>>1829934
>>1829938
I actually like this. Solid T1.5 event with no clear favorites. Matches should be interesting.
Anonymous No.1830377 [Report] >>1830381 >>1830382
>>1829952
It's a new lineup, they have to make the plunge somewhere. It would've been better to make the big mistakes in this tournament and amended them for Cologne rather than making the big mistakes at Cologne. But Failcl0wns management is probably too short sighted and egoistic to consider that.
Anonymous No.1830380 [Report]
>>1829963
Every game should have solo only queue. Solo only queue would've saved Apex (the game, not the fraud igl).
Anonymous No.1830381 [Report]
>>1830377
it's almost surely because of deals with esl or blast
Anonymous No.1830382 [Report]
>>1830377
>It would've been better to make the big mistakes in this tournament and amended them for Cologne rather than making the big mistakes at Cologne
is what a well functioning org would think
Anonymous No.1830386 [Report] >>1830387 >>1830393
>>1829950
more days of vacation
and I reckon the big boys decided not to come because other big boys don't want to come either
I am more surprised by Liquid deciding to skip, the hubris on this dog org are off the charts, they're down to #17 in VRS and will further decline in ranks
one bad match in riyadh quals and they're over
Anonymous No.1830387 [Report] >>1830389
>>1830386
>more days of vacation
nah, then they might as well skip cologne too.
Anonymous No.1830388 [Report]
>>1830299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CMvnCt17ZM

Damn I'm going to miss fat nigga Magixx he had so much fuarking aura + he was the humblegod. Just can't hate him knowomsayin?
Anonymous No.1830389 [Report] >>1830390
>>1830387
did you really compare a spiritual successor of botboom dacha to THE tournament of the year?
Anonymous No.1830390 [Report]
>>1830389
who cares
Anonymous No.1830392 [Report] >>1830394
>>1830347
>this is zygoat doubters's last line of defence
Anonymous No.1830393 [Report]
>>1830386
yup
everyone not in top10 should seriously take all "s- and a-tier" events they can
I don't imagine it takes many misses for a top25 to overtake you if you sit on your ass
Anonymous No.1830394 [Report] >>1830400
>>1830392
scroll up
Anonymous No.1830395 [Report]
>>1830311
Who is this intelligent looking woman?
Anonymous No.1830397 [Report]
>>1830252
can't wait to see him choke with ch0k0
Anonymous No.1830399 [Report] >>1830402
The Most Majestic Man 2025 will farm virtus.poo, pain, pooria, made in bathroom, pooroic, tier3max, loserlegion, chinks, grim (the player), bug, amouranth's pet project, the only team that failed at becoming international and botboom
Anonymous No.1830400 [Report] >>1830404
>>1830394
>s-s-scroll up!
kwab
Anonymous No.1830402 [Report] >>1830403
>>1830399
perfecto will rape
Anonymous No.1830403 [Report]
>>1830402
his teammates*
sorry hit submit too early
Anonymous No.1830404 [Report] >>1830408
>>1830400
hope you fix your mouse soon
both sides are equally retarded, and your side started it
Anonymous No.1830405 [Report] >>1830415
>Ehhhh esses gringos homossexuais estão discutindo de novo...
Anonymous No.1830408 [Report]
>>1830404
I apologize.
Anonymous No.1830409 [Report] >>1830419
>y-your side s-started it
KWAB!!
Anonymous No.1830413 [Report] >>1830420
Why do people rate this guy, again? zont1x, Jimpphat, mezii, Techno4k, jottAAA, b1t, Magisk, rain, HeavyGod, they ALL clear this bot
Anonymous No.1830415 [Report] >>1830418 >>1830423
>>1830405
What a ch-ACK
Anonymous No.1830418 [Report] >>1830429
>>1830415
kys faggot
Anonymous No.1830419 [Report] >>1830429 >>1830430
>>1830409
>x, you're retarded,
>no you're retarded, y
>yfags are so desperate they'd resort to calling someone retarded out of nowhere
hope your mom chokes to death on some toast
Anonymous No.1830420 [Report]
>>1830413
yeah i dunno, feels like he's just decent and only rated highly because he was in a good team
Anonymous No.1830423 [Report] >>1830426
>>1830415
he still looks pretty good though
Anonymous No.1830426 [Report]
>>1830423
he got hair surgery I believe.
Anonymous No.1830427 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBKYI3-3lMg

Thread rn
Anonymous No.1830428 [Report]
the psycho vibes are off the charts...
Anonymous No.1830429 [Report] >>1830432
>>1830418
>>1830419
yikes, pls behave.
Anonymous No.1830430 [Report] >>1830432
>>1830419
Kek revved mad bitch
Anonymous No.1830431 [Report] >>1830435
reminder that jann1mple didn't even get capsules money

HE DID IT FOR FREE
Anonymous No.1830432 [Report]
>>1830429
>>1830430
not him but you're clearly samefagging and acting like a retard
Anonymous No.1830434 [Report]
My 0.06 goat
Anonymous No.1830435 [Report]
>>1830431
>does nothing
>gets gambling money
He's so cool...
Anonymous No.1830437 [Report] >>1830441 >>1830452
smooya
Anonymous No.1830441 [Report] >>1830452
>>1830437
-hyped +smooya
BIG CLAN top 10 HLTV by 2026
Anonymous No.1830443 [Report] >>1830451 >>1830452
Never seen a bigger fraud than Smooya.
Anonymous No.1830448 [Report] >>1830452 >>1830458
https://www.hltv.org/stats
Anonymous No.1830449 [Report] >>1830452 >>1830456 >>1830457 >>1830666
IT WASNT A BLOWOUT OKAY MONGOLZ WON MAP 1 THE SCENE IS COMPETITIVE
Anonymous No.1830451 [Report] >>1830461
>>1830443
I have. S0mple
Anonymous No.1830452 [Report]
>>1830437
>>1830441
>>1830443
>>1830448
>>1830449
Anonymous No.1830455 [Report]
I know who my GOAT is.
Anonymous No.1830456 [Report] >>1830460 >>1830461 >>1830462
>>1830449
>THE SCENE IS COMPETITIVE
everything below Vitality is competitive, yes
they're just in their Astralis era, you can't say that the scene was not competitive in 2018 and most of 2019
Anonymous No.1830457 [Report] >>1830460 >>1830461 >>1830462
>>1830449
>THE SCENE IS COMPETITIVE
everything below Vitality is competitive, yes
they're just in their Astralis era, you can't say that the scene was not competitive in 2018 and most of 2019
Anonymous No.1830458 [Report]
>>1830448
awp abusers
Anonymous No.1830460 [Report]
>>1830456
>>1830457
Anonymous No.1830461 [Report]
>>1830451
as a s0mple hater i can admit he has achieved some things, smooya on the other hand - lazy, loud, obnoxious and none of the skills to back it up
>>1830456
>>1830457
ain't no way teach me how you did dat lilbro
Anonymous No.1830462 [Report]
>>1830456
>>1830457
Ayo wtf...
Anonymous No.1830463 [Report] >>1830464 >>1830478
Go watch the spirit mouz game and say to me the scene isn't competitive
Anonymous No.1830464 [Report] >>1830470 >>1830474
>>1830463
Why would I?
Anonymous No.1830470 [Report] >>1830475
>>1830464
Because i just told you to
Anonymous No.1830474 [Report] >>1830476
>>1830464
You are right, please proceed sucking on a silicon dildo
Anonymous No.1830475 [Report]
>>1830470
Nah, not gonna.
Anonymous No.1830476 [Report]
>>1830474
>she doesn't know the difference between silicon and silicone
Anonymous No.1830478 [Report]
>>1830463
Go watch the m80-fnatic quintuple overtime game and tell me the scene isn't competitive, go ahead
Anonymous No.1830488 [Report] >>1830490 >>1830493 >>1830498 >>1830500 >>1830502
https://www.hltv.org/news/42066/zaaz-and-imperial-valkyries-part-ways
zAAz-bros...
Anonymous No.1830490 [Report]
>>1830488
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.1830493 [Report] >>1830496
>>1830488
were mourning a real one tonight..
Anonymous No.1830496 [Report]
>>1830493
frfr, I'm pouring on out to her rn gng
Anonymous No.1830498 [Report]
>>1830488
TAKBIR
Anonymous No.1830500 [Report] >>1830504
>>1830488
She was like the 2nd or 3rd best player most of the time, makes no sense
Anonymous No.1830502 [Report]
>>1830488
RAPEDDDDD
Anonymous No.1830504 [Report] >>1830508
>>1830500
sexism did this...
you did this...
be better anons
Anonymous No.1830505 [Report]
Anal with ANa
Anonymous No.1830507 [Report]
Drinking a cold one to zAAz' health and future
Anonymous No.1830508 [Report]
>>1830504
>you did this
and I'll fucking do it again
Anonymous No.1830515 [Report]
missionary with tory
Anonymous No.1830516 [Report]
threesome with twenty3
Anonymous No.1830518 [Report]
vanilla with kat
Anonymous No.1830521 [Report] >>1830523
bj with fawx
Anonymous No.1830523 [Report]
>>1830521
how long'd it take him to cum
Anonymous No.1830615 [Report] >>1830616
soon
Anonymous No.1830616 [Report] >>1830631 >>1831062
>>1830615
he's goin to liquid
Anonymous No.1830618 [Report] >>1831062
br0kie to valulrant
Anonymous No.1830631 [Report] >>1830676 >>1830680
>>1830616
after that ultimate masterclass?
Anonymous No.1830666 [Report]
>>1830449
Navi took 20 rounds and lost nuke on last round of regulation, Mouz blew them out on inferno, Mongolz blew them out on mirage, it was predictable that Vitality would win in the end but you can't say it wasn't competitive
Anonymous No.1830676 [Report] >>1830680 >>1831062
>>1830631
degster lifegamed an entire tournament and got kicked
>but that was falcons!
liquid is unironically worse than falcons
Anonymous No.1830680 [Report]
>>1830631
>>1830676
He's the reason they went 0-2 to begin with, 0.65 and 0.46
Anonymous No.1830722 [Report] >>1830745 >>1830762 >>1830791
kyousuke got rekt by Portuguese unc foxj that he ended the stream mid match with zero kills OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
and this guy is supposed to carry vs Vitality, kek
Anonymous No.1830745 [Report]
>>1830722
dude is gonna be a toxic mess I can feel it.
Anonymous No.1830758 [Report] >>1830841 >>1830901 >>1831063
bros.... do you think s1mple and hiko kept in touch? i hope so bros...
Anonymous No.1830762 [Report]
>>1830722
well everyone can have bad games, especially if they don't play for a month after having eye surgery, who knows if he's fully recovered too
Anonymous No.1830772 [Report]
>>1829012
Its a shame he or she hit the wall hard
Anonymous No.1830791 [Report]
>>1830722
well, over the past month he's played about 10 faceit games, what else did you expect from him. im sure he'll be back tho
Anonymous No.1830841 [Report] >>1830901
>>1830758
fuck off
Anonymous No.1830901 [Report] >>1831063
>>1830841
stfu
>>1830758
probably talk every once in a while
hiko's pretty lowkey now, I think he just casually streams for pocket money
Anonymous No.1830949 [Report]
s1mple>zywoo
Anonymous No.1831018 [Report] >>1831025
Anonymous No.1831023 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMeN4h5OTU4
Anonymous No.1831025 [Report] >>1831032
>>1831018
REACH OUT, TALK TO A FRIEND, YOU'RE NOT ALONE, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU ARE MORE THAN THIS
CALL 1-800-IWASRAPED IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SELF-HARM OR NEED COUNSELING
Anonymous No.1831032 [Report]
>>1831025
niko and m0nesy have some explaining to do
Anonymous No.1831062 [Report]
>>1830676
He was already poised to be kicked.
>>1830616
>>1830618
man sybau godky is going to a good team that will finally appreciate his talents and they will win the major
Anonymous No.1831063 [Report]
>>1830758
>>1830901
Hiko should've been NA CS' unc.
Anonymous No.1831065 [Report]
https://streamable.com/g499a1
occasional repost
Anonymous No.1831084 [Report] >>1831096
steel swag and ska+2 advanced qualifier grand final
https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-81bb6876-f222-4352-86b9-5d2273121a6a
Anonymous No.1831096 [Report]
>>1831084
>not even a faceit game since last december
>6+ matches today
is we getting sen skadoodle
Anonymous No.1831107 [Report]
>>1830175
>senzu scamming past
>asks for crowd help during the major
>tiptoes during group pics

rat
Anonymous No.1831139 [Report] >>1831156 >>1831369
0.06 goat can't into awp...proceeds to get DELETED!
https://youtube.com/shorts/KuwwHC0jfLA?si=oxW7T-RqOnlTFhnD
Anonymous No.1831156 [Report]
>>1831139
b-but people said kyousuke won't wreck botwoo?
Anonymous No.1831193 [Report] >>1831197 >>1831205
is it a hot take not to like spunj?
don't even have a good reason, just his personality rubs me the wrong way and his habit of sticking his tongue out when he laughs weirds me out.
Anonymous No.1831197 [Report]
>>1831193
He's there to cast games, not be target of your gay proclivities.
Anonymous No.1831205 [Report]
>>1831193
i dislike him because he's a jks shill
Anonymous No.1831251 [Report]
Hey! old zywhore cowards, ready for school? I've got a homework for you old imbeciles, here: https://youtu.be/MCbxvmjOdes watch this and write me a 300 word essay on why s1mple is the GOAT, Deadline? Next Monday.
Anonymous No.1831369 [Report]
>>1831139
Damn that lil zigga clean af
Anonymous No.1831372 [Report] >>1831373 >>1831378 >>1831385
>3 hours between posts
yeah this is why we're on vm
Anonymous No.1831373 [Report]
>>1831372
there's nothing wrong with a slow thread, this is a slow board after all
Anonymous No.1831378 [Report]
>>1831372
yeah, we should all be having fights with the baiting frogposters
you can start a cs thread on /v/ or /vg/ you know?
Anonymous No.1831385 [Report] >>1831387
>>1831372
It’s summer break bro there’s nothing to talk about for another 3 weeks
Anonymous No.1831387 [Report] >>1831390
>>1831385
Rostermania?
Anonymous No.1831390 [Report]
>>1831387
Need to have the moves happen to discuss them.
Anonymous No.1831397 [Report] >>1831398 >>1831399 >>1831418 >>1831504
rain's gone.
Anonymous No.1831398 [Report] >>1831403
>>1831397
almost had a heart attack when I saw the notification
pretty sure it's just another celebration video
Anonymous No.1831399 [Report]
>>1831397
Bruh wtf it's real
Anonymous No.1831403 [Report] >>1831406
>>1831398
>pretty sure it's just another celebration video
Not so sure desu. Those weren't titled "Thank you".
Anonymous No.1831406 [Report] >>1831407
>>1831403
what were they titled then?
Anonymous No.1831407 [Report] >>1831408
>>1831406
Anonymous No.1831408 [Report] >>1831412 >>1831430
>>1831407
Anonymous No.1831410 [Report]
FaZe is kill :(
Anonymous No.1831412 [Report]
>>1831408
thank you
Anonymous No.1831418 [Report]
>>1831397
Me before deciding to go outside.
Anonymous No.1831419 [Report]
hahahahahahaha reddit clanners falling apart
Anonymous No.1831420 [Report] >>1831422 >>1831464 >>1831483
actual watchie: https://youtu.be/2_nNsnUmGfM?feature=shared
Anonymous No.1831422 [Report] >>1831432
>>1831420
Not watching that shit even though I was forced to pay for it.
Anonymous No.1831423 [Report]
>stan leaving wildcard
na bros........
Anonymous No.1831424 [Report] >>1831434 >>1831620
Anonymous No.1831430 [Report]
>>1831408
det er over
the guy has two kids now
Anonymous No.1831432 [Report] >>1831474
>>1831422
but seems like the brudis on high-minded are keen about it, so can't be all that bad. just use yt-dl if u dont want to give them views and ad revenue
Anonymous No.1831434 [Report]
>>1831424
Dats a weird lookin ruby you got there brodie
Anonymous No.1831439 [Report] >>1831443 >>1831535 >>1831543
zypoo could never have rizz like this
Anonymous No.1831443 [Report]
>>1831439
nah this is crazy
Anonymous No.1831444 [Report] >>1831446
>lots of s1mple in the rain video
can we just agree that it's all smoke and mirrors and s1mple will play with faze on lan in 3 weeks?
Anonymous No.1831446 [Report]
>>1831444
Yeah. All for the content.
Anonymous No.1831451 [Report] >>1831462 >>1831482 >>1831919
Okay, I have seen enough...STOP THE WAR NOW!
Anonymous No.1831456 [Report] >>1831461
Eligebros...AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH OH NONONONONOONONONO BWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Anonymous No.1831461 [Report]
>>1831456
you need to let go unc
Anonymous No.1831462 [Report]
>>1831451
m0NESY's been brainwashed into being Ukrainian from his time at NAVI's junior team
Anonymous No.1831464 [Report]
>>1831420
Oh god, the memories
Anonymous No.1831473 [Report]
Welcome back Twistzz!
Anonymous No.1831474 [Report] >>1831481
>>1831432
I will not watch these dogshit channels I am forced to fund on principle. They are infested with talent less hacks who aren't worth the air they breath.
Anonymous No.1831476 [Report]
honestly, might as well quit before you get giga washed
Anonymous No.1831481 [Report] >>1831484
>>1831474
the reporter spent 4 years searching for supex0 and actually found him. supex0 confirmed in the interview only 3 pros got banned with his cheats but there were more pros using it prior to the bans. probably shox and flusha
Anonymous No.1831482 [Report]
>>1831451
this is so fucking gay bro
Anonymous No.1831483 [Report]
>>1831420
i dont understand this weird language
Anonymous No.1831484 [Report]
>>1831481
supex0 intervierw? kino
Anonymous No.1831504 [Report]
>>1831397
NON ONO NO NO NPELASE NO NO JSUT ONE MORE MAJORPLEASE
Anonymous No.1831505 [Report] >>1831510 >>1831514
I just got accused of hacking in premier for the first time. I think I've made it bros...
Anonymous No.1831510 [Report] >>1831517
>>1831505
wow
what an original post, anon
I'm really proud of you!
Anonymous No.1831514 [Report] >>1831517
>>1831505
why are you talking about the game? we only talk about personalities in here, don't make us mad
Anonymous No.1831517 [Report] >>1831524 >>1831542
>>1831510
>I'm really proud of you!
Thank you!

>>1831514
This is a general, not an esports discussion thread so talking about the game is totally valid!
Anonymous No.1831524 [Report] >>1831525 >>1831526 >>1831542
>>1831517
know what? you're right

>>1831523
>>1831523
>>1831523
Anonymous No.1831525 [Report]
>>1831524
fuck off
Anonymous No.1831526 [Report]
>>1831524
unc-sama... take your meds
Anonymous No.1831528 [Report]
forgot pic (I worked really hard on it)

>>1831523
>>1831523
>>1831523
>>1831523
Anonymous No.1831535 [Report]
>>1831439
absolute state of SIMPle
Anonymous No.1831542 [Report]
>>1831517
>>1831524
both fags
Anonymous No.1831543 [Report]
>>1831439
uh uh uh barcelona way
Anonymous No.1831551 [Report] >>1831555 >>1831563 >>1831564 >>1831600
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3032849/help-jkaem
jkaem is selling his pc
Anonymous No.1831555 [Report] >>1831570
>>1831551
>$2k
lol, doesn't he owe like hundreds of thousands?
Anonymous No.1831563 [Report] >>1831567
>>1831551
>in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt
>sell the only avenue by which you can make hundreds of thousands of dollars
what?
Anonymous No.1831564 [Report] >>1831575
>>1831551
smartest aussie LoL
Anonymous No.1831567 [Report]
>>1831563
He can still gamble on his phone
Anonymous No.1831570 [Report] >>1831576
>>1831555
Your right. He should sell his PC 100s of 1000s of dollars instead.
Anonymous No.1831575 [Report]
>>1831564
He's Swedish.
Anonymous No.1831576 [Report]
>>1831570
esl retard
Anonymous No.1831597 [Report]
the debate is settled
Anonymous No.1831600 [Report] >>1831609
>>1831551
imagine being a pro video game player and throwing it all away for absolutely 0 reason
Anonymous No.1831601 [Report] >>1831604
Like half my wins and loses have been because one team had one or more ragequits. Wtf is going on rn?
Anonymous No.1831604 [Report] >>1831615
>>1831601
ragequits or games crashing? had my game crash like 3 times one time my whole pc went down, barely gathered my will to rejoin since the game is so fucking shit
Anonymous No.1831609 [Report]
>>1831600
it's an addiction, it's not logical
it's not like anyone goes to school as a kid and think "hmm, I've thought it through and I want to be a dope fiend sucking dick for fent money"
Anonymous No.1831615 [Report]
>>1831604
I assume it's ragequitting because they didn't come back. If the game crashes you can easily reconnect during the pause.
Anonymous No.1831620 [Report]
>>1831424
now this is bing chilling
Anonymous No.1831628 [Report] >>1831632 >>1831633 >>1831638 >>1831714
Remember Austin?
Yeah, me Neither!
Anonymous No.1831632 [Report] >>1832747
>>1831628
trolls aside, the major mvp medal is goated, I wish the old major mvp medals were special like this one and I hope that the next ones will be special too.
Anonymous No.1831633 [Report]
>>1831628
thats the wrong number
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous No.1831638 [Report]
>>1831628
it was a good event aside from the playoffs (although the spirit-mouz game was amazing)
Anonymous No.1831655 [Report]
the upcoming season will be the season where teams start becoming likeable again
Anonymous No.1831675 [Report] >>1831676
degstersisters?
Anonymous No.1831676 [Report]
>>1831675
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PAST, FAGGOT.
Anonymous No.1831714 [Report]
>>1831628
true, insane how forgettable it was
not quite a cct but yeah it sucked
Anonymous No.1831716 [Report] >>1831717 >>1831720 >>1832541
na bros....
Anonymous No.1831717 [Report] >>1831722
>>1831716
>There are still a number of things that I didn't like, but they shouldn't be discussed on the Internet.
kek, /ourguy/
Anonymous No.1831720 [Report] >>1832541
>>1831716
>service is absolutely crap
he's broke and expected ubers to be limo service
>Unreasonably high prices
he's broke
>streets are always dirty
yeah sometimes but also he's broke and in shitty areas
if you can't live it up in texas and nyc you're either retarded or broke
Anonymous No.1831722 [Report]
>>1831717
not a lot of blacks but many latinx
Anonymous No.1831762 [Report] >>1831765 >>1831776
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP

https://youtu.be/TiLNK-s-7Tk
Anonymous No.1831765 [Report] >>1831767 >>1832542
>>1831762
>12:57
zywhorebros...he awps too??? Yeah it's over for our asses
Anonymous No.1831767 [Report] >>1831784
>>1831765
how did you get to 12:57 already
Anonymous No.1831776 [Report] >>1831779
>>1831762
my god this guy just doesn't pass the eye test at all. donk's aim and movements impress me, this guy's don't. I guess he's an improvemtn to magisk but he is not goat material.
Anonymous No.1831779 [Report] >>1831780
>>1831776
keep coping
he has barely played last month due to eye surgery
Anonymous No.1831780 [Report]
>>1831779
he failed the eye test
Anonymous No.1831784 [Report]
>>1831767
I watched the entire vid before you have posted it, vladopard always delivers btw
Anonymous No.1831786 [Report]
the goats of goats, not playing against a bunch of plumbers
Anonymous No.1831790 [Report] >>1831805
Anonymous No.1831803 [Report]
will we get a "fuck you simple" vid from navi when they finally find a buyer for that coke fiend?
Anonymous No.1831805 [Report]
>>1831790
will the bo5 win streak ever be broken?
Anonymous No.1831808 [Report] >>1831813
nonbelievers really thought he was a flop because of 1 bad faceit game after a 1 month long medical break, how will they cope when he wins cologne with 1.82 rating?
Anonymous No.1831809 [Report] >>1831815
We are all here btw: https://youtu.be/KTk8pQybDc0
Anonymous No.1831813 [Report]
>>1831808
Anonymous No.1831815 [Report]
>>1831809
used to put my name spawn in cs 1.6
Anonymous No.1831817 [Report] >>1831820 >>1831825 >>1832548
fatx has to retire right?
Anonymous No.1831820 [Report] >>1831835
>>1831817
He's not that bad honestly, good t side win % and occasionally frags out, but belongs in a t2 team maybe
Anonymous No.1831825 [Report]
>>1831817
polish nepotism will keep him fed until he's 40
Anonymous No.1831835 [Report] >>1831838 >>1831858
>>1831820
>good t side win %
mid to low tier, despite being one of the best teams at getting an opening kill or multikill (proxy for firepower), and second worst at converting 5v4s (proxy for teamplay and steadiness)
Anonymous No.1831838 [Report] >>1831854
>>1831835
>mouz winrate
you know, mouz rarely seems to btfo opponents
feels like every game they win is even
Anonymous No.1831849 [Report] >>1831853
last thing u see woken up in the middle of the night before a jagged ulfberht plunges through your heart
Anonymous No.1831850 [Report]
/biz/ idea
more old hags and young qts on t1 lans
Anonymous No.1831853 [Report] >>1831856
>>1831849
literally who and why does he look mentally ill
Anonymous No.1831854 [Report] >>1831857 >>1831861
>>1831838
considering the amount of times they've gone up against vitality, it's probably not as bad as it looks
especially not for an igl with 5 months of experience
Anonymous No.1831856 [Report]
>>1831853
new coach of heroic and being mentally ill is based
Anonymous No.1831857 [Report] >>1831872
>>1831854
yes but like for example, they're 3-0 vs spirit i think but every game has been super close
i think spirit even won more rounds in 2/3 games
Anonymous No.1831858 [Report]
>>1831835
Ok I'm convinced send him to the retirement home, didn't realize faze were quite that bad and some of those falcons stats are surprising as well, should be much better with kyousuke at least
Anonymous No.1831861 [Report] >>1831870 >>1831872
>>1831854
>5 months of experience
ignoring his time on vp, snax has been igling since 2023
Anonymous No.1831870 [Report]
>>1831861
so what? he spends most of his time eating.
Anonymous No.1831872 [Report] >>1831875
>>1831857
true
i think stronger t sides is what will close the gap with vitality
>>1831861
you should read the post i (You)'d again
Anonymous No.1831875 [Report]
>>1831872
my bad
Anonymous No.1831908 [Report] >>1831939
Just had some crazy awp shots in casual(no scopes, through smoke, flicks...all dat), bros...I feel like s1mple now
Anonymous No.1831919 [Report]
>>1831451
she's showing them on purpose
Anonymous No.1831939 [Report] >>1831967 >>1831978
>>1831908
>through smoke, flicks
can't be a flick if you don't see the ennemy, pal.
Anonymous No.1831967 [Report]
>>1831939
you can flick on a sound cue though, through smoke or wall/door
Anonymous No.1831978 [Report]
>>1831939
there's a "," separating those 2
Anonymous No.1832398 [Report] >>1832404 >>1832486 >>1832539
What's next for s1mple?
Anonymous No.1832404 [Report]
>>1832398
passionua
Anonymous No.1832471 [Report]
how long til we find out new lineups and who's getting cut
all the t1 teams skipped fissure and cucked us out of early roster lock news
Anonymous No.1832486 [Report]
>>1832398
the bottle in his other hand
Anonymous No.1832489 [Report]
Anonymous No.1832497 [Report]
Anonymous No.1832528 [Report]
nemiga fucked up
Anonymous No.1832539 [Report] >>1832549
>>1832398
Rare Atom.
Anonymous No.1832541 [Report]
>>1831716
I can confirm, got assaulted by a homeless aunc on the first day I arrived in Austin.
>>1831720
Actually I used Uber very frequently and all my rides were very pleasant, so he's wrong about that one or maybe he used local taxis or something.
Anonymous No.1832542 [Report] >>1832643
>>1831765
>zywhorebros
I like you frogbro but just drop it no one other than you is using ts.
Anonymous No.1832548 [Report]
>>1831817
Even though G2 choked hard, I saw glimpses of greatness.
Anonymous No.1832549 [Report] >>1832550 >>1832552 >>1832649
>>1832539
This might seem like a joke but it'd be interesting to see Asian teams go international or Asian players join international teams. Same for Brazilians.
Anonymous No.1832550 [Report]
>>1832549
Been a massive failure everytime.
Anonymous No.1832552 [Report]
>>1832549
they're all schizos
Anonymous No.1832628 [Report]
why is my game so grainy on 4:3 is this normal
Anonymous No.1832643 [Report]
>>1832542
>I like you frogbro but just drop it no one other than you is using ts.
Anonymous No.1832649 [Report] >>1832650
>>1832549
An American Dota pro played for a Chinese team a couple of months and they were decent. Most Chinese pro gamers understand rudimentary English and that's all you need at times at the highest levels. Just need to know basic calls and info.
Anonymous No.1832650 [Report]
>>1832649
Maybe it works if they can at least speak some english. Not necessarily for in game comms but at least for discussing strats out of games.
Anonymous No.1832652 [Report] >>1832659 >>1832664 >>1832670 >>1832721
Cologne 2026 (Colorized)
Anonymous No.1832659 [Report] >>1832661 >>1832668
>>1832652
is the vitality logo supposed to be a bee?
Anonymous No.1832661 [Report]
>>1832659
Yeah, looks more like some pathetic insect
Anonymous No.1832664 [Report] >>1832671
>>1832652
Anonymous No.1832668 [Report]
>>1832659
Bees are cool, honey is great.
Anonymous No.1832670 [Report] >>1832675
>>1832652
>2026
so vitality continue the winning streak for a year and a half? hoooly kino
Anonymous No.1832671 [Report] >>1832677
>>1832664
with kyousuke they would've 13-0d
Anonymous No.1832675 [Report]
>>1832670
Oh shit my bad, I keep thinking that it's 2026 already
Anonymous No.1832677 [Report]
>>1832671
more like 0-3
Anonymous No.1832687 [Report]
the arrival of GOATsuke at Cologne 2025 will hit harder than donk at Kato 2024
Anonymous No.1832691 [Report]
I can't wait for the latest overrated rookie to flounder.
Anonymous No.1832692 [Report] >>1832697 >>1832698 >>1832700
zypoosisters..............
Anonymous No.1832697 [Report]
>>1832692
KWAB
Anonymous No.1832698 [Report]
>>1832692
now divide it by social media posts.

:^)
Anonymous No.1832699 [Report] >>1832704
IT'S UP
WATCH NOW

https://youtu.be/eA5Fd91d0HQ
https://youtu.be/eA5Fd91d0HQ
Anonymous No.1832700 [Report]
>>1832692
the humble zywoo
Anonymous No.1832704 [Report] >>1832706
>>1832699
You didn't even qualify, lilbra
Anonymous No.1832705 [Report] >>1832709 >>1832710 >>1832752
>pimp just finished 2nd in a big 5km run
>16 minutes 48 seconds
remember to congratulate him
Anonymous No.1832706 [Report]
>>1832704
he didn't have niko and monesy
Anonymous No.1832709 [Report] >>1832730
>>1832705
world record is literally more than 4 minutes faster
Anonymous No.1832710 [Report]
>>1832705
did you know he lost weight?
Anonymous No.1832721 [Report]
>>1832652
>AIslop
Anonymous No.1832730 [Report] >>1832731
>>1832709
nigga hes not a professional runner what the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.1832731 [Report] >>1832733 >>1832734 >>1832738 >>1832957
>>1832730
you just implied the was the 2nd best runner in the world
Anonymous No.1832733 [Report]
>>1832731
im NTA and your reading comprehension is awful. you're either a thirdie or a retard. take your pick.
Anonymous No.1832734 [Report] >>1832737 >>1832740
>>1832731
Based retard
Anonymous No.1832737 [Report] >>1832740
>>1832734
lol what?
Anonymous No.1832738 [Report] >>1832739
>>1832731
>t. actually retarded person
Anonymous No.1832739 [Report]
>>1832738
incel vibes from your post
don't reply to me again
Anonymous No.1832740 [Report]
>>1832737
See
>>1832734
Anonymous No.1832747 [Report] >>1832750
>>1831632
well the Major MVP medals are already special because they are gold in color
if they tried to force a special design for every Major it would probably just be a big mess, not everything can be as cool and appropriate as a sheriff badge
Anonymous No.1832750 [Report]
>>1832747
>they are gold in color
fair enough, forgot about this lel
Anonymous No.1832752 [Report]
>>1832705
>lelsea
Anonymous No.1832762 [Report] >>1832764
ill never understand what russians think when they're speaking alone on vc
do they think everyone can understand them?
Anonymous No.1832764 [Report] >>1832765 >>1832775
>>1832762
It's called venting
Anonymous No.1832765 [Report] >>1832767
>>1832764
and those subhumans cant talk alone without pressing the voice button?
Anonymous No.1832767 [Report]
>>1832765
You can mute people btw
Anonymous No.1832775 [Report] >>1832776
>>1832764
Sus?!?
Anonymous No.1832776 [Report]
>>1832775
kek
Anonymous No.1832790 [Report] >>1832792 >>1832794 >>1832796
https://xcancel.com/heroicgg/status/1939338127421632834
Anonymous No.1832792 [Report]
>>1832790
Yesssssss!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.1832794 [Report]
>>1832790
i think this will be an upgrade over sunpayus
question is if nilo will be an upgrade over xfloud
Anonymous No.1832796 [Report] >>1832797 >>1832826
>>1832790
i'll become a fan if they finally bring nilo in
if they don't, i'll seethe and start hatewatching them
Anonymous No.1832797 [Report] >>1832804
>>1832796
they will. why would they bench xfloud otherwise?
Anonymous No.1832804 [Report] >>1832806
>>1832797
good point
lowkey they deserve to be hated for bringing a guy in just for vrs points, knowing from day 1 they'd replace him with a guy they brought in at the same time
i wonder if that was known internally
Anonymous No.1832806 [Report] >>1832813 >>1832819
>>1832804
i believe it was tn1r who was supposed to be the temporary guy but he turned out to be their best player
Anonymous No.1832813 [Report]
>>1832806
glad it turned out the way it did
he's really fun to watch and the medieval foot solider haircut makes me smile every time i see it
Anonymous No.1832819 [Report] >>1832823
>>1832806
how did you think that worked
tn1r was on gun5, the sangal core was yxngxtr, lnz, xfloud
Anonymous No.1832823 [Report] >>1832828
>>1832819
what do you mean?
now you can take any 3 heroic players as the new core who preservers ranking.
Anonymous No.1832826 [Report] >>1832845 >>1832947
>>1832796
>i'll become a fan if they finally bring nilo in
It's still never been explained why the didn't bring him in. They bought him for a lot of money, put out this really weird message saying he would step away from the game and that was it.
Anonymous No.1832828 [Report] >>1832829
>>1832823
Sangal was bought for the VRS, tN1R because they wanted him. He was never on the chopping block.
Anonymous No.1832829 [Report] >>1832830
>>1832828
they got tn1r because nilo had some personal problems
Anonymous No.1832830 [Report]
>>1832829
But nilo was signed after tN1R iirc
Anonymous No.1832843 [Report]
i've spent enough time contemplating magixx's face, and i must say that if he looked at me the way he looks at the camera here, he'd only get away without a kiss if someone else were watching me.
Anonymous No.1832845 [Report] >>1832848
>>1832826
he's probably still living at home so my guess is family stuff
Anonymous No.1832848 [Report] >>1832852 >>1832874
>>1832845
fym family stuff? The only reasonable family explanation is that a parent died.
Anonymous No.1832852 [Report] >>1832859
>>1832848
it's really difficult to find even an apartment in sweden (especially in the big cities) so if you're still living at home and your parents don't support your career choice, that's a pretty tough situation
that's just conjecture but it's not that far-fetched given that he had to take breaks from metizport to finish school
Anonymous No.1832859 [Report] >>1832869
>>1832852
>it's really difficult to find even an apartment in sweden
Heroic isn't based in Sweden...
Anonymous No.1832862 [Report] >>1832866 >>1832880
from now on I will refer all falseflagging goatposters to this obnoxious video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FysoH07GTpA
Anonymous No.1832866 [Report] >>1832872
>>1832862
Thanks for posting Duncan!
Anonymous No.1832869 [Report]
>>1832859
and vitality isn't based in cyprus, england, or estonia...
are you dumb?
Anonymous No.1832871 [Report] >>1832901 >>1832919
Premier Season 2 was meant to end after the Austin Major and we still haven't gotten any update on it. It's like Valve stopped caring about us :(
Anonymous No.1832872 [Report]
>>1832866
remember to subscribe to the patreon and join the discord!
Anonymous No.1832874 [Report]
>>1832848
mind your own business faggot
Anonymous No.1832880 [Report]
>>1832862
>starts talking about eggball
yep, that's a skip
Anonymous No.1832892 [Report]
https://youtu.be/qL-Gyz453Gs
watchie
Anonymous No.1832901 [Report]
>>1832871
>STOPPED
Anonymous No.1832908 [Report] >>1832929
our thoughts?
Anonymous No.1832919 [Report]
>>1832871
fuck you reminded me to get the medal, i gues i still have time
Anonymous No.1832926 [Report]
he's already ready to wreck cologne
Anonymous No.1832929 [Report] >>1832936
>>1832908
>shadowkekw
>skywhywalker
>evelone2004
>forg1
>elmorocho7
>michel
who?
Anonymous No.1832936 [Report]
>>1832929
dunno, all of us watch ohne
Anonymous No.1832947 [Report] >>1832958
>>1832826
they bought the sangal core but all they really wanted was lnz and the ranking points. if you swap out more than 3/5 of a team you have to grind your way up through open quals
on the left is heroic, who scammed the system with a core they never intended to keep long term. on the right is nip, who made a brand new team and only scammed it a little for wildcard invites that never came
5 t1 invites (including rmr access), vs one borderline t1 event via open qualifier in six months
now heroic can sell sunpayus for profit, swap xfloud for the player they wanted all along, and they're comfortably queued up for cologne and ewc. nip finally made it to 24th in the world after months of online grinding, below where heroic started in january, and they have basically one shot at cologne to stay there
Anonymous No.1832957 [Report]
>>1832731
this is the level of intelligence i would expect from a magogger desu
Anonymous No.1832958 [Report] >>1832960 >>1832965 >>1832967
>>1832947
the scene is so fucking grim rn, I can't believe valve didn't mandate open qualifiers
Blast's qualifier system is ridiculous btw
>6 team event, CQ only
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Open/2025/Fall
>The 16 team CQ, 12 VRS invites, 4 regional qualifier slots (1 na, 1 sa, 1 eu, 1 asia)
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Open/2025/Fall/Qualifier
>Each regional qualifier has the same format, 4 VRS invites, 4 CQ invites
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/RLG/RES/Showdown/2025/Fall
>The Regional Qualifier's CQ, 12 VRS invites, 4 OQ slots
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/RLG/RES/Showdown/2025/Fall/Qualifier
Also one of the only upcoming events this season with any OQ
Anonymous No.1832960 [Report] >>1832962
>>1832958
most tournaments have 0 qualifier spots
Anonymous No.1832962 [Report] >>1832964
>>1832960
Yes lilbro I mentioned that in the last line.
Anonymous No.1832964 [Report]
>>1832962
too long post didnt read it all
Anonymous No.1832965 [Report]
>>1832958
PERRY THE PLATYPUS???
Anonymous No.1832967 [Report]
>>1832958
it's a tragedy of the commons thing, everyone just wants big teams at their event and for valve to stay off their ass
no one wants to risk falcons shitting the bed and not having Niko and M0nesy At Your Event, so they pass the buck and hope it works out
valve should've required some% open quals for at least every t2 event
Anonymous No.1832973 [Report] >>1832974 >>1832978 >>1832987
>hatewatch Israelis
>love this guy
Why is he so based?
Anonymous No.1832974 [Report]
>>1832973
he's fat
Anonymous No.1832978 [Report]
>>1832973
he's russian
Anonymous No.1832987 [Report] >>1832989 >>1832997 >>1833032
>>1832973
how could you hate flamez
him and mezii are the only tolerable parts of vitality
Anonymous No.1832989 [Report] >>1832999
>>1832987
schizo
Anonymous No.1832997 [Report]
>>1832987
don't like his participation in that cringe kissing thing of theirs
Anonymous No.1832999 [Report] >>1833026
>>1832989
>I don't get how people like black tea compared to green tea
>seek mental help
are you learning english and limited to a vocabulary of like 150 words or what
Anonymous No.1833006 [Report] >>1833010 >>1833012 >>1833020 >>1833098 >>1833115 >>1833150 >>1833166 >>1833272 >>1833352 >>1833377
https://x.com/zywoo/status/1939386355727126650
s1mple fucking hot bitches meanwhile zypoo plays children games with his wife that goes on vacations regularly for some reason
Anonymous No.1833010 [Report]
>>1833006
Family man. A true GOAT
Anonymous No.1833012 [Report]
>>1833006
yo he got 2 in a row ns
Anonymous No.1833020 [Report]
>>1833006
Lol what a humiliation when you really think about it.
Uploading a video of you playing cornhole with your pops is the ultimate cuck.
Anonymous No.1833026 [Report]
>>1832999
schizo
Anonymous No.1833032 [Report]
>>1832987
>how could you hate flamez
he's jewish
Anonymous No.1833034 [Report] >>1833047 >>1833050 >>1833051 >>1833686
>jL marries an e-girl he met in a game
Based or cringe?
Anonymous No.1833047 [Report] >>1833051
>>1833034
whore isnt even mid
Anonymous No.1833050 [Report]
>>1833034
of course the nice guy is also an e-dater
Anonymous No.1833051 [Report]
>>1833034
>>1833047
she's the female equivalent of guys who pick up fat chicks at gyms
Anonymous No.1833055 [Report] >>1833059 >>1833067 >>1833077
jL:
>married
>a millionaire
>a champion
>a major MVP
>a celebrity

You:
>virgin
>incel
>bitter and jealous
>rentoid
>Faceit 5 (or lower)
Anonymous No.1833057 [Report] >>1833065
Why is donk not grinding? is it over?
Anonymous No.1833058 [Report]
Would let jL fuck my wife if i had one
Anonymous No.1833059 [Report] >>1833069
>>1833055
>Approx. Total Winnings:$498,575
not even a millionaire
Anonymous No.1833060 [Report] >>1833069
>1833055
jL:
>Reddit

Me:
>4chan
Anonymous No.1833061 [Report] >>1833066
>watch the latest feed the trolls
>the topic is the rise of the mongolz and 910's origin story
>steel makes it about himself and compares his "struggles" to those of a no-scener (at the time) thirdoid's
why are jews like this?
Anonymous No.1833065 [Report]
>>1833057
can't wear a headset after his hair implants procedure
Anonymous No.1833066 [Report]
>>1833061
jews always being the victims and never in the wrong is their entire identity
Anonymous No.1833067 [Report]
>>1833055
shouldn't you be practicing to make sure you don't go into permanent unemployment after the kick?
Anonymous No.1833069 [Report] >>1833071 >>1833074 >>1833079 >>1833384
>>1833059
With salary, sponsorships, and YouTube/Twitch money he's for sure over a million.

>>1833060
Go ahead and tell women you're "4chan"
Anonymous No.1833071 [Report]
>>1833069
who cares, his career is over
Anonymous No.1833074 [Report]
>>1833069
I am 4chan also I only like trannies
Anonymous No.1833077 [Report] >>1833100 >>1833381
>>1833055
this, i will never understand the jL hate
Anonymous No.1833079 [Report]
>>1833069
>With salary, sponsorships, and YouTube/Twitch money he's for sure over a million.
nta but with his spending habits, it's pretty unlikely
he's really into luxury watches and designer shit
Anonymous No.1833084 [Report]
ever notice how the jLoser defender"s" only come out of the woodwork when he's not playing?
Anonymous No.1833098 [Report]
>>1833006
s0mple is a manwhore while zywoo is winning life
Anonymous No.1833100 [Report]
>>1833077
he's a side character who wants the be the top dog, also woke nonsense.
chuds don't like it.
Anonymous No.1833109 [Report]
p1mple
>moves away from his home country and his family the first chance he gets
>fucks chicks that his famous friends set him up with
>used to do anything and everything to avoid having to give praise to his team mates but feels forced to now that he's fallen off

humblewoo
>stays in france and celebrates the major win with his family
>has a gf who's been with him since before he was famous
>has always given his team mates the credits that they deserve
Anonymous No.1833115 [Report] >>1833119
>>1833006
Why is he posting this or allowing them to post this? He should learn from /ourguy/ rain and just leave family stuff offline.
Anonymous No.1833119 [Report] >>1833168 >>1833174
>>1833115
zywoo doesnt even know he has a twitter probably, complete npc
Anonymous No.1833126 [Report] >>1833143
>>1828535 (OP)
I have Prime status, is it possible to farm CS2 skins and make money from it? Is it even worth it or nah?
Anonymous No.1833143 [Report] >>1833151
>>1833126
Happened to me :)
Anonymous No.1833150 [Report]
>>1833006
Kino GOATwoo moment. I got my dad new cornhole boards with his favorite team on them for father's day.
sOmple whores could never
Anonymous No.1833151 [Report]
>>1833143
holy shit.. imma finna do this
Anonymous No.1833166 [Report]
>>1833006
he's so fuckin fat
gonna end up like magixx
Anonymous No.1833168 [Report]
>>1833119
you see all his teammates on their phones after winning events still on the stage while zywoo stands there smiling busy holding his mvp awards
Anonymous No.1833172 [Report]
runaway inflation
Anonymous No.1833174 [Report]
>>1833119
>complete npc
the opposite
he doesn't use trash, he only goes on hltv to trash talk
Anonymous No.1833199 [Report] >>1833203 >>1833206
Anonymous No.1833203 [Report]
>>1833199
get rekt rmr babbies
Anonymous No.1833206 [Report] >>1833217 >>1833441
>>1833199
It's an actual org? Not a shit mix?
WTF??
Anonymous No.1833217 [Report] >>1833314
>>1833206
>same flag... LE GOOD!
Anonymous No.1833221 [Report] >>1833234
even if this new failcoons lineup has another honeymoon I think the peak will lower and the valley deeper. I think that they will be a significantly worse team than they were for at least a season.
Anonymous No.1833234 [Report] >>1833327
>>1833221
if niko doesn't give the best spots to kyousuke, kyousuke will mald, if niko gives his best spots to kyousuke, niko will get mad for having worse stats even if the team wins, too many egos now
Anonymous No.1833272 [Report]
>>1833006
based woo
Anonymous No.1833314 [Report] >>1833320
>>1833217
what does your post have to do with his
Anonymous No.1833320 [Report]
>>1833314
he interpreted the post in the most skewed way possible probably due to the 5G frying his brain. I didn't even know that there are people so new that national teams make them seethe.
Anonymous No.1833327 [Report]
>>1833234
I think you'd have to yield spots to kyousuke or else why would you gamble on the kid at all? If they don't put all their eggs in the monesy and kyousuke baskets then the lineup is objectively worse than before.

I think Niko is going to do his classic slimeball move of never actually committing to being the dedicated igl but gradually encroach on the role destroying the cohesion of the team and his own performance in the process.

It will flounder for 6 months until they kick shitsan and Niko will finally commit to being the igl, it will be shit, and then Niko will have successfully destroyed another team.
Anonymous No.1833352 [Report] >>1833371
>>1833006
>Meanwhile /cs2g/‘s goat…
Anonymous No.1833371 [Report]
>>1833352
My GOAT is Sexter.
Anonymous No.1833377 [Report]
>>1833006
and you're posting on an anonymous incel forum on a sunday
Anonymous No.1833381 [Report]
>>1833077
This again? I remember you getting explicitly btfo.
Anonymous No.1833384 [Report]
>>1833069
Go ahead and tell women you're "reddit"
Anonymous No.1833407 [Report] >>1833417 >>1833427 >>1833465
>some shots that shouldn't hit the head hit the enemy's head
>some shots that should've hit the head misses the enemy's head
I don't even know anymore
Anonymous No.1833417 [Report]
>>1833407
skill issue for both
Anonymous No.1833423 [Report] >>1833478
Anonymous No.1833427 [Report]
>>1833407
the game is just bad bro, even pros are regularly baffled by the hitreg if you watch streams
Anonymous No.1833441 [Report]
>>1833206
It's not an actual org in the sense of having funding and sponsors, the org was created by the players themselves who were playing orgless under that tag
Anonymous No.1833465 [Report] >>1833475
>>1833407
>try and aim
>no kill
>fuck it we ball W + M1
>heashshot everytime
Anonymous No.1833475 [Report] >>1833481
>>1833465
Tec9CHADS ww@?
Anonymous No.1833478 [Report] >>1833491
>>1833423
is that yanko
Anonymous No.1833481 [Report]
>>1833475
been running this in dm a ton lately
Anonymous No.1833491 [Report] >>1833509
>>1833478
No. I believe you are thinking of Janko.
Anonymous No.1833499 [Report] >>1833505 >>1833518 >>1833524 >>1833665
i want to support a humble and skilled player. it can't be zywoo because i simply dont like awpers
Anonymous No.1833505 [Report]
>>1833499
May I interest you in the Guatemalan goat?
Anonymous No.1833509 [Report] >>1833513 >>1833516
>>1833491
niggas gamertag is ynk tho
anyway he shoulda never stopped fuckin sense into zaaz, both of them off the deep end now
Anonymous No.1833513 [Report]
>>1833509
nvm the new one ain't bad
Anonymous No.1833516 [Report] >>1833523 >>1833730
>>1833509
>niggas gamertag is ynk tho
It's YNk. Put some respect on the Serbian goat's name.
Anonymous No.1833518 [Report] >>1833521
>>1833499
Anonymous No.1833521 [Report]
>>1833518
He's fake humble and the Porsche saga proves it. Also being a baiting lurker faggot isn't very skilled tbqhwy.
Anonymous No.1833523 [Report] >>1833526
>>1833516
serbian goat is goran ivanisevic tho
Anonymous No.1833524 [Report]
>>1833499
Anonymous No.1833526 [Report] >>1833527
>>1833523
That dude is Croatian.
Anonymous No.1833527 [Report]
>>1833526
who asked
Anonymous No.1833645 [Report]
>rostermania
>look inside
>no roster moves
Anonymous No.1833665 [Report]
>>1833499
>humble and skilled player.
Malbs, Magixx, Heavygod (I'm sensing a pattern here), Brollan, few of the mongolz players, iM (humblest and skillest player there ever was), woxic?, rain, dumau (jk), dexter, xyp9x aka mouz, krimz (running out of skill here)
yeah that's about it
Anonymous No.1833667 [Report]
>>1829998
Niko's fucking face lol
Anonymous No.1833686 [Report] >>1833696 >>1833726
>>1833034
Umm this is not hecking wholesome
This chud needs to be cancelled right now
Anonymous No.1833696 [Report]
>>1833686
>"nigger" is expressing your thoughts
Anonymous No.1833722 [Report] >>1833724
I would pay good money for an agent that yells "FLINT AND STEEL" when they throw molotovs
Anonymous No.1833724 [Report]
>>1833722
I would pay very good money for a tiny agent that can ride the chickens.
Anonymous No.1833726 [Report] >>1833728 >>1833841
>>1833686
we need to jl kicked from navi for this
Anonymous No.1833728 [Report]
>>1833726
Anonymous No.1833730 [Report]
>>1833516
>serbian goat
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcDE2f_PrC0
Anonymous No.1833745 [Report] >>1833747
How many of the top teams are skipping Fissure because they're part of the cabal (Vita and Navi) and how many just don't know when they'll have their roster finalized?
Anonymous No.1833747 [Report] >>1833769
>>1833745
esl pays them to skip it
Anonymous No.1833769 [Report] >>1833770
>>1833747
All of them?
Anonymous No.1833770 [Report] >>1833773
>>1833769
i made it up but they genuinely do have some type of contract with big teams to make them less inclined to go to other tournaments. don't know exactly how it works though.
Anonymous No.1833773 [Report] >>1833775
>>1833770
>some type of contract with big teams to make them less inclined to go to other tournaments
Isn't that their revenue share thing that makes teams more inclined to attend their events over others although I could 100% see them having some shady contract in place that isn't public. FaZe for example isn't attending Fissure even though they attended 2/3 PGL events last season and only skipped Astana because of the roster situation and how close it was to Dallas.
Anonymous No.1833775 [Report] >>1833783
>>1833773
pgl and fissure playground also has club share
Anonymous No.1833783 [Report] >>1833786
>>1833775
ESL has an extra thing where if you attend all their events, place well and draw lots of viewership you get additional money.
https://pro.eslgaming.com/tour/cs/club-incentive/
Anonymous No.1833786 [Report] >>1833787
>>1833783
right but on top of that they definitely have some more scummy shit to actively prevent teams attending other tournaments
every time when teams have been asked why didn't go to pgl or whatever they always some weird retarded excuse
Anonymous No.1833787 [Report]
>>1833786
>some more scummy shit
The RL theory is that that's the EWC stipend program.
Anonymous No.1833802 [Report] >>1833812 >>1833817
>80-100 fps in a 20 man ffa server
lmfao
Anonymous No.1833812 [Report] >>1833814
>>1833802
Time to upgrade your poverty rig m8
Anonymous No.1833814 [Report] >>1833815
>>1833812
there is no fucking way cs fanboys are defending this games performance
Anonymous No.1833815 [Report] >>1833818
>>1833814
You sound like a poor. Get your money up to get your frames up. S1mple as
Anonymous No.1833817 [Report]
>>1833802
less framerate = bigger jump
Anonymous No.1833818 [Report]
>>1833815
Destroyed that demon!
Anonymous No.1833819 [Report]
me when i press tab and get -40 fps
Anonymous No.1833825 [Report]
most egregious thing about cs2 is having 200+ fps and it obviously not feeling 200+ fps
fucking horrible game i'm going back to valorant
Anonymous No.1833833 [Report]
>1833825
you need to work on your bait
Anonymous No.1833835 [Report]
>he plays the game
lmao
Anonymous No.1833838 [Report]
couldn't be me
Anonymous No.1833841 [Report]
>>1833726
they can add jks
Anonymous No.1833855 [Report] >>1833857 >>1833858
>mfw the rosters aint maniaing
Anonymous No.1833856 [Report] >>1833858
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
https://www.hltv.org/news/42078/navi-announce-makazze-promotion
Anonymous No.1833857 [Report]
>>1833855
Anonymous No.1833858 [Report]
>>1833855
I bet you feel real stupid rn >>1833856