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>Latest live update
https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/article/24206703/heroes-of-the-storm-live-patch-notes-june-2-2025

Orphea is a little kid, stop creeping on her

>>1833044 (OP)
Sex with hot draenai paladins

>>1833062
too bad hots yrel is anything but hot

>>1833044 (OP)
Any idea if you can port you account's content from one region to the other without paying

>>1833154
lol

*hysterical Whitemane laughter*

>>1833180
Really, no way? That fucking sucks considering I moved to a different continent now.

>>1833194
Somehow I don't have the gif of her stomping, so this will have to do

I think Xul sucks. I think Xul is the least good hero in the game. If they brought support to this game for exactly one patch and all that patch did is remove Xul, that would be the best patch we've ever received. I think this gay old man hero will not be getting a golden ring on my account.

FUCK
I HATE THIS SHIT

>>1833262
Yeah, Xul is in a really bad spot
He basically got recategorized into bruiser from specialist (pusher) without any significant changes (if any at all, can't remember)
He's support at best

>>1833262
of all the heroes to hate and you choose xul

>>1833280
I hate plenty, but I can at least understand them. Xul makes no sense, he's slow, hits like a noodle, can't take a hit, his only strength is taking towers if no one tries to stop him, which anyone in the game can do. Poison nova is the only button he has that feels worth pressing.

>>1833286
Sometimes I read shit from people and wonder if they're playing the same game I am.

I'm addicted to Orpheas tight combos!

I can't get enough of hitting that sweet spot with the tip of my Q's!

This is your teammate tonight

you know what's funny? they nerfed zag's 16 from 1.6% to 1.5% like that makes a difference, it's still 6% hp/s with nearly 100% uptime

>>1833575
It used to be 2%, chud.

>>1833575
>>1833759
1,75%

>>1833575
>>1833759
>>1833761
There was a time it was 2.5% but only worked on the hunter killer. Then it was lowered but added to the roachlings and now zagara is the most disgusting tank killer in the game at 16 it's fucking stupid.

>hero specific chest
>get spray for said hero
>and a legendary/epic skin for another hero

It's crazy how many games go south only because of bad positioning

>>1833946
>It's crazy how many games go south only because of [the most important element of the game]

>>1833956
Anon pls

The most important element of the game isn't positioning, it's SOOOOOOAKING.

really cool how imperius's spear got like 13 range

>>1833956
Upload a full video of yourself playing with a full healer team vs a meta comp team. Your mom will be doing the recording with a handheld camera (360p), and during that period she will be asking you about your girlfriend, when are you going to make 3 kids and earn 6 figures.

>>1833964
You really just like to be a pussy about everything don't you

Guess how the match went

>>1834163
nobody speaks your retard language

>>1834167
>t. seething zigger

>>1834070
isn't that the purpose of this thread? to complain?

what does this say about the player

>>1834242
They hard carry.

Tyrande and Whitemane beating me up and then raping me. Yes.

tyrande, lore wise, is around 7 ft tall

LEGENDARY

when you think about it it's pretty stupid melee assassins like butcher and kerrigan need to farm minions before they can do damage

>35 minutes of an absolutely wild ride of a game
>ends in a core race
>win by the skin of our teeth
>get hyped up about it
>rest of the team: gg

>>1834694
I had a match a bit ago on Volskaya. Tough match hard to close out and we lose the 5th obj at like 22 minutes with both cores open. It's fucking over, no chance of defending against obj that late in game. So I just bumrush their core as Yrel and start hitting it. One of their guys comes to defend it and I kill him. Two more see the danger and come as well. My aba hats me and I manage to kill both and solo their entire core before their obj takes ours. And I didn't get a single upvote in the end screen lol.

tyrande, lore wise, sat in bondage crying as I made sweet love to my perfect wife Azshara

>>1834694
>get hyped up about it
Why? it's +200 points all the same, get over it and learn to end games faster noob

>>1834788
INSHNU DAL YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO

what points is lil bro talking about? does he think this is fortnite mobile?

this zoomer's never played ranked because he's terrified of being compared to his peers instead of being treated as a special snowflake kek

who said that?

me i did i said that

HUH?!

>passive aggressive indirect replying
support player no doubt

bruiser and tank player actually

That... is not a question

>>1834242
44 year old with stunted mental development
not so simple and innocent as the raynorboomer (though I feel like they've all since passed away) but not good enough to be a vallafaggot
really the worst of all worlds, a wretch, a midwest NPC who uses HOTS as a dopamine machine that is comfortable and familiar their ossified neural pathways, never tries or experiments, just solo queues QM and waits for dopamine with the least possible risk or resistance

>>1835376
god, you're so fucking pathetic, stop projecting

>>1835376
Looks like you've struck a nerve. Good job.

>>1835391
Isn't 44 a little old to still be posting here?

>>1835540
I'm 34

>>1835545
So he got 1 digit wrong, still pretty good guess eh?

>>1835549
*She

>>1835549
10 years is a long time when it's half of your life

>>1835570
Go back
>>1835572
Smarten up

havme't played in a year

>ptr patch notes released 12 hours ago
>no one here even mentions them
https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/article/24217281/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-patch-notes-july-1-2025

>buffing Alarak
>buffing a cancer melee assassin with displacement and a silence
>ever

>>1836137
What will the knockback changes look like?
Is it just smoothing so it doesn't look like you're getting assraped five times a second during constant effects like BW ult and lorenado, or is it going to be a significant change to the mechanic?

xhe's right, they should've buffed hotsg's queen qhira instead

>>1836249
glad you're asked because I'm the hots expert
the answer is we just don't know

>Bug Fixes
>General

>Catapults no longer give 1 experience.
Soulless...

>>1836137
What is the obsession with fucking with imperius. But that aside a lot of these changes are starting to become schizophrenic. I almost prefer the years where we had no changes at all to this. Alarak doesn't need a bunch of buffs, Tyreal kinda did but what he's getting is pretty retarded, Lili getting a Q buff is silly.

>look at friends list (pretty much all were added through hots)
>offline for 5-10 years

>>1836343
>Lili getting a Q buff is silly.
You WILL get a RSI

>>1833970
anon already has that, he'll get several angles of his victory from his wife and kids holding the newest cameras to his ultra wide screen.

>knockback duration
>knockback speed
wtf

not sure if i'm getting teamed with dicks in hands retards lately or i'm just beginning to notice that i've always been playing with retards

skillshot? more like tardslaughterer

buffing li li's Q isn't going to change the fact she's a dogshit healer

>>1836721
She's actually quite good, just absolute fucking aids to play

haha just had a funny match again :^)

artanis's 20: lol his charge is a little longer (the charge in question attacks TWICE)

alarak's 20: lol he has two ults and his deadly charge that deals a billion damage also procs -50 armor

interesting blizzard balance

>>1837353
>two ults and his deadly charge that deals a billion damage also procs -50 armor
You can only have one of those, chud. Second heroic and -50 armor are separate upgrades on PTR.

>>1837657
neither of them is acceptable when compared to artanis's 20s

Alarak's level 20 changes should just be scrapped. The idea of him alone having one talent that boosts either heroic, while all other heroes would still take two talent slots to have one heroic upgrade per talent slot, makes no sense.

>>1833934
I want to have sex with that boot

What would a romantic relationship look like with Whitemane? Assuming she would no longer need to tend to her Scarlet Crusade duties.

>>1837806
I don't know but I hope it involves a lot of chastity play and femdom.

>>1837735
In artanis' defence that talent has a consistently high wintrate because it both boosts his ability to dance around a fight/close with the backline, and makes him much harder to kit or escape from. It's actually a super strong addition to his kit, even if it doesn't seem like it just from reading the description.

Artanis only needs the infinite laser beam.

I'm sick of people acting like 2 seconds of blind is the best of the best teamfight ults.

I'm tired of retards taking the meme talent that is objectively his worst talent at that tier and has been for many patches in a row. Especially when they can't tell the difference between 2 and 4

I AM THE QUEEN'S PEAR

>>1836343
Lili kind of sucks and tyreal needed something since newer dive heroes come with their own escapes, making Tyreal a poor choice to support them.
Imperius was already strong before his last set of buffs so I think Juanito is just buffing his current main.

>bruiser
>a sweet spot between a tank and melee assassin
>then there's imperius

>putting hots into maintenance mode before giving Whitemane a sexy nun skin
For this alone Blizzard deserves to crash and burn.

>>1838130
Anon, isn't that her default skin?

>>1838137
That's Warcraft's equivalent of nun clothing.

Is there reason to ever not just go Insight W build on Karazim?

>>1838152
monk is a melee assassin not a """support"""

>>1838152
Aside from the obvious downside of needing to stack, it offers slower burst damage/healing than the red/green talent, respectively.

btw Aba clone also copies Kharazim's trait so if you're picking Insight with Aba you're trolling

>>1838178
Radiant Dash dash into Breath of Heaven with level 7 talent is the highest burst healing you're really possible thoughbeit?

aba should be only available vs AI

>>1838196
>mfw someone's name looks like abathur's face

ive decided to throw every game a teammate picks qhira

Yup, it's locust time

>>1838322
they're beetles

>>1838327
What's it like being an illiterate adult in the 21st century?

>>1838327
locusts aren't beetles dumbass

>>1838327
lmao this nigga doesn't know the animal kingdom bruuuh

>>1838333
>>1838357
>>1838370
>scarab swam: spawn a beetle every time..
Imagine samefagging the same stupid post 3 times.

>>1838887
scarab host*

if I want to afk splitpush no thought head empty which hero do I pick between

azmo
naz
raynor
murky

>>1838906
Azmo is head empty free dunks.
Murky, you have to play like a methhead.

Naz is head empty but fail to push, and Raynor is head empty pvp, so not those two.

>>1838906
azmo
murky is shut down too easily if the enemy team has at least 2 brain cells, though if nobody bothers him too much he's 10/10 on the comfy scale

>>1838906
>No thought head empty
Naz. Azmo still has to use his D properly and will have a hard time stacking. A naz can split push and take the map even without stacks if nobody stops him.

>>1838965
you don't really need to stack with laser+demon push build

I like playing mages

>>1839217
its been a while since the /hotsg/ threads on /vg/ but I feel like I remember a miserable nigger like you posting more often than anybody else. it would be nice if you could kill yourself

>>1839217
but enough about nova

>>1839228
meds now

i love being the shitter in my team for a change
murky is fun

diablo's 16 w is disgusting and needs a nerf

Why is Johanna allowed to be unkillable?

>>1840007
low kill pressure and low mobility
varian shield breaks her in half

>>1840007
She's mediocre and only popular/useful because she can clear waves and blind is broken.

>>1838130
Blizzard isnt Blizzard anymore, its a bunch of corporate tribal lawyers using the IPs as a money laundering scheme while drop dead idiots and LCD fas buy dlc.

Im convinced that any company that focuses on DEI stuff is actually a money laundering scheme as its there to show other "investors" that this is a company they are looking to tank and then collect some sort of payout.

Its honestly a joke as former Blizz developers are basically making Storm Gate which artisitically looks like them trying to combine all their previous IPs into one game, then you have Dream Haven which is supporting Chinese developers who copied their games in the first place.

Why does Orphea have no cds and can spam infinitely without worrying about mana while having crazy damage/mobility ?

>>1840019
skill shots
next dumb question

>>1840019
Fuck you're stupid. She has to be close, is easily interrupted and deleted and has to land abilities or get fucked entirely. Any more questions from wood league?

>>1840019
just like the punisher, she punishes retards

Orphea... Punish me, mommy...

>>1840021
>>1840022
So just like every other fucking mage, what I'm asking is why does she get to be hyper mobile do nazeebo lvl 20 damage from level one and have 0 fucking mana issues even though she can spam on cd?

>>1840045
>muh mana issues
bronze

>>1840007
Because you can just ignore her

>>1840045
to be honest i won't even explain it to you because you're tilted bronzer who has already formed xer opinion on the matter thus it would be a waste of time, energy and patience on my end to indulge your retarded questions and statements any further

>>1840045
Tell me to interrupt Jainas casts or how Tass and chromie need to be basically inside melee range you trash wood leaguer. She also has no ice block, long cd's and mediocre ults. Fucking use your brain

Tass and chromie need to be basically inside melee range

>>1840019
>never worry about mana

I've been one tricking Orph for a few weeks now and I go oom all the fucking time. When you hit your resets it doesn't refund mana like some heroes so she goes oom quickly in drawn out fights

MVP

Why is Arthas considered a tank? You're squishier than a lot of the bruisers?

>>1840209
he's not you're building him wrong

>>1840211
There's literally only one build and It's the Q one, KT legit melts me in a single combo.

>>1840212
skill issue

>>1840213
There's no skill in landing the easiest skill shot that exists in a game that is nothing but corridors and that still doesn't explain why arthas is allowed to just melt to a single mage combo?

>>1840214
he doesn't you're just engaging multiple levels down no go back to ai you fucking retard

>>1840214
bro your anti magic shell?

>>1840208
>t-posing Greymane at 0:08
holy basado

Why can't you ff in this game? You picked Maiev and Zagara as our damage dealers, we're obviously losing why waste my time?

>>1840230
>S++++ dps heroes
>"obviously losing"
Anon pls

>>1840232
Yeah bro, going up and down mid/top lane with your little tunnel for sure won us the game and being a mentally ill retard (Maiev player) who freeze ults people who are about to die is for sure helpful. Surprising we lost! Who knew.

what do you think chat? >>1840237
sounds like skill issue?
yeah

this thread would be immensely improved if you had your rank publicly shown next to your post
then all these bronzies wouldn't bait any replies

i am a professional solo QM enjoyer thougheverbeitungevaltensteinberg

>>1840250
No you just shouldn't be making complaints if you're the bottom .00001%

>>1840209
Wrong, he's durable as fuck if you aren't stupid, and still completely negates entire heroes and comps and now that he has a silence he's actually quite strong since that his one weakness before
>>1840212
No shit, that's his whole gimmick. Get better
>>1840230
>Maeiv is bad
There are no words.

when you realize the strongest player here is probably some hardstuck diamond shitter at best it all starts to make sense

Been losing all day with archon tassadar

>>1840209
bronze5

>>1840331
What are you on about now?
>>1840209
See picrel and then kill yourself

>>1840381
>What are you on about now?
all this
>UGH WHY IS THIS S TIER HERO SO DOGSHIT
and
>WHY IS THIS BALANCED HERO SO FUCKING BROKEN IN MY MMR BRACKET
whining that's been popping up lately

>>1840388
Oh. You typed like him so I thought you were him. I mean he's already admitted to being a redditor several times so it's his nature to be bad, and to seethe about it constantly.

>>1840395
What are you on about now?

real schizo hours in here

>>1840381
How does health matter when he has literally no mitigation outside of a single 20 level talent? Most fights last around 15 seconds and that's barely enough time to get any real value out of Q

>>1840408
read the descriptions of his abilities
yes that includes his ults

Why is Li Li allowed to be unkillable, unCCable, uncatchable and easy to play and why are they buffing her Q by like 30%???

>>1840381
how fucking outdated are these values? cho doesn't have 3700 hp

>>1840408
bro he has an armor talent at literally level 1
try reading

>>1840399
Eat shit faggot
>>1840408
You're one stupid nigger

toxic people like you killed hots, I'm not even exaggerating

Redditors need to go back

Tyrael needs to go back (to heaven)

>>1840413
They're at least a year out of date because last June Arthas had his health buffed to 2980

Also, lol at this faggot for reporting again. Years I been in hotsg and these threads without so much as a warning and now two 24 hour bans only weeks apart. Fucking Christ what a soft skinned reddit bitch.

>>1840451
>Fucking Christ what a soft skinned reddit bitch.
doubt he cared about the general chat word, he just wanted to get you banned, and the tranny janny jumps at the occasion as per usual lol
the only soft skinned reddit bitches on this site are the people running it desu

>>1840477
being a pussy and running to tattle out of spite are both equally woman/nigger/reddit tier behaviour and I hope that he chokes for it

>>1840246
I am rank-less.
I am also not one of the people shitting up the thread. Pointless arguments are beneath me.

>I've been able to say no-no words in my secret club for years why are you being a no-no about it
mentally 12, probably a mage player

happy pride month sister!

>>1840500
>makes a heckin ableist comment
>harassing another person regardless of language is always unacceptable
Is there anything more womanly than calling someone toxic and then acting toxic yourself but pretending its different when you do it? I honestly don't know

>>1840512
boobs2big

>>1840331
Back in the day /hotsg/ had multiple Grandmaster players
I was not one of them

Love playing this nigga, literally most fun hero in the game.

Yep time to play engager and go after every alexstrasza like an animal in heat

>>1840687
>KNOW THE INFINITE ABYSS
>KNOW THE INFINITE ABYSS
>KNOW THE INFINITE ABYSS
>KNOW THE INFINITE ABYSS

>>1840687
any hero who requires a long stacking quest to be able to deal 175% damage instead of 100% is shit.

>>1840739
>long stacking
anon... it's not long-stacking...

>>1840763
whether it takes 2 minutes or 10 is unacceptable, especially considering half of the map pool snowballs fast

why do i keep queuing weekend hots when I lose a million points every time

>>1840798
I know that feel; it's why I started ARAMing instead at those times

>>1840776
By that logic, AA Valla and AA Artanis are also bad. Which they aren't.

>>1840853
it's not the same logic though? AA valla is 25% attack speed gambit and AA artanis rewards scales gradually whereas ktz is a feast or famine hero who can either dominate or be dead weight

>server: Americas
>s

What can be done to make push abathur not suck
It's funny to rat push in quickplay but I'd like it to be viable in ranked

>>1841979
just get a team that carries you

>>1841979
it's viable in ranked too

>get friend invite after a game
>play really poorly the next game
>log out
>they deleted you next time you log back in

>>1842099
friends?

>>1842100
not anymore

>>1841979
Be low enough in the trenches that they haven't figured out how the minimap works yet

>>1842178
You guys get minimaps?

>tracer or genji locked in
>match immediately becomes 0% fun
glad to see nothing has changed in this shitty game

>point and click silence + blind + slow + armor debuff for 1.5s
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

>>1843083
>t. tracer and genji

Just had a game where the enemy Garrosh threw his teammates into us on CD

Must be his side hobby, lmao. All of his other hero wrs were normal

>>1843529
what a GIGACHAD

>>1843529
Probably picks Garrosh to int if the draft doesn't go his way; Garrosh is one of the few heroes you can easily troll your own team with.

>>1843529
It's the [embed] guy getting his revenge on the playerbase. Godspeed crazy man

>>1843529
>How effective do you think the reporting system is?

>>1843548
D:

>>1843529
based

where did everyone go my queues are longer now

>>1843594
Too busy fantasizing about alex like to play

>>1839217
>teammate whinging because they have top hero damage despite being 0/6
memestat, backlining padders eat my ass

>>1840040
WHAT

>>1840209
he's honestly more of a Bruiser focused more on control
the recent changes that gave him a Silence are honestly shit and fuck with his kit more than they benefit him

>>1840724
WOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO....
AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.....

>>1842099
>get friend invite after a game
>they play substantially more shit than they were in the last
>have to drum up some awkward excuse to get away from them so you don't automatically lose your next matches

>>1843529
some players are so buckbroken
write his name down and int next time you get paired with him

>>1843631
>write his name down and int next time you get paired with him
lol
getting into the shit list of someone who has griefed hundreds of games and not yet been banned isn't the advice you want to give

Damn bro you picked an assasins like zera or valeera in qm and got a team of nothing but squishies? You must be so fucking good at the game. I mean really the gms are just sighing in relief knowing you're wasting all of your time in qm and not playing ladder otherwise they just know they couldn't compete.

I want to learn Probius, how do I do that?

>>1844065
Worry not, I'm so bad at both that my team would still lose.

>>1844103
first, you transition

holy shit

>>1844218
I've seen 3000+ stuck in bronze

>drive car for decades
>tard on street stops you and screams "YO WTF Y U AIN'T A F1 PILOT YET BRAH?!"

>>1844232
>comparing driving with jet planes
Retard.
Better comparison would be being stuck with a learner's permit because you still can't parallel park.

>>1844252
Quote the part where he compares driving a car to piloting a jet plane.

>>1844255
>drive car for decades
>tard on street stops you and screams "YO WTF Y U AIN'T A F1 PILOT YET BRAH?!"

>>1844261
The quote claims being an "F1 pilot", not "F-1 pilot". I'm sorry Anon, but since you called someone retarded while you were the only retard during the discourse, that makes you a DOUBLE retard.

>>1844261
F1 stands for Formula 1 which is high-speed car racing. Hope they find a cure for your autism soon, friendo.

>>1844270
>>1844271
>call race car drivers "pilots"
>think others are retarded or autistic for not knowing
You guys are something else.

>see word "pilot", implying "driver" next to "F1"(most well-known car racing sport across the globe)
>his mind automatically gravitates to an obscure and irrelevant nippon fighter plane that nobody knows about unless explicitly searching for it
not only an autist, but also outing himself as a weeb lmao

How come every time I see a motherfucker with those mastery rings they're the most useless piece of shit ever in the team
One would think that a decade of playing the same her over and over would teach you its limits and I wouldn't have to suffer "oops got caught out alone for the 8th time, hehe" losses at the hands of these retards

imagine pouring likely 100k hours into any activity and STILL being considered the worst of the worst at what you do

>>1844324
mastery ringers are like illidan
99% of them are retarded, but that 1% will solo your whole team

100k hours is 11.42 years though and hots is only 10 years old though

imagine 100k hours learning basketball but you still cant hit a layup

your jordans bro?

I could hit a layup in flipflops

>pool party
if you enjoy this brawl, you are reddit

logging in

Damn Alex feels like ass to play, yeah bro the enemy team is totally going to let you enter dragon form

>>1844232
>drive car for decades
>still trying to turn left on a red light
>yo how was I supossed to know, what am I? A F1 racer?

I just can't understand how you can be so shit at the game you're stuck in silver or bronze after 2000+ levelups, they need to make an animal documentary on these specimens

>>1844441
i-Is the forced 40% WR matchmaking. I'm, at least, as good as a grand master.

>>1844441
They simply don't try to improve. You don't improve unless you try.

>>1844484
I could be under the influence and jacking off to hentai on a second monitor and still be plat by virtue of randomly pressing buttons on minions

>>1844505
See >>1844484
You're already at a higher skill than they are.
Consider your typing speed. You probably type all the time, but haven't had any increase in your speed/accuracy for years. Same goes for the aforementioned driving ability, or even things you take for granted like your ability to walk. Or think about even irrelevant things, like washing your hands. You (hopefully) wash your hands multiple times a day. You also probably don't have the process optimized, so you take longer than you have to to obtain the same level of cleanliness, or use more soap and water, or whatever else. So why are you still wasting soap, water, and time while washing your hands even though you've done it for hours upon hours? Probably because you just don't give a fuck about improving that. But the point is you don't improve just by doing, only by actively working to improve. It's also why a retard can get to masters but a genius may be in bronze. If both tried to improve the genius should rise in rank faster, but if he doesn't try he'll still get rekt. It's also why the stereotype of nerds (and conversely bimbos) exists--they typically focus on improving skills other than their social (academic) ones. It's not that they couldn't be amicable (educated), but that they chose to focus on academic (sex 'appeal') skills instead.

>>1844566
>It's also why the stereotype of nerds (and conversely bimbos) exists--they typically focus on improving skills other than their social (academic) ones. It's not that they couldn't be amicable (educated), but that they chose to focus on academic (sex 'appeal') skills instead.
white collar fags love to regurgitate this bullshit, which is why i too often get to ask the question "how did this retard get hired?"

No basic ability should stun/disable for more than a second. Discuss.

>>1844598
disagree,mobilefags need to suffer

>>1844598
You're made an absurd claim and provided no justification, thus I will promptly dismiss it as the ravings of a lunatic.

>>1844598
remove stun and root and replace them with slow and attack speed slow
>>1844600
my first thoughts exactly, but i think a strong slow that last like 3 or 4 seconds can fuck them up even harder

>>1844606
>can fuck them up even harder
If dashes and teleports didn't exist, sure. But Tracer will just rewind, Genji will dash or jump away, Samuro will just clone, etc. etc.

>>1844607
how about this: slow applies its movement speed modifier to self-displacement abilities

>>1844601
Not being able to control your character isn't fun, thus anti-fun hard CC should be limited while still serving its purpose. Decreasing the CC duration of basic abilities also increases the value of heroics like Mosh, making these more meaningful and impactful. Basically, there's no reason for N-wing to have a 1.5s disable on a 12s cd.

>>1844611
>N-wing to have a 1.5s disable on a 12s cd.
you are right,it should have a lower cooldown, fuck every person who plays heroes with impossible to balance mobile kits

>>1844611
>Not being able to control your character isn't fun
Why not remove all CC then?
Losing isn't fun either, so let's remove that as well.

>>1844598
>what are power budgets
how about we discuss your lack of intellect and testosterone instead

tanks should be immune to stun, and on bruisers they're only half as effective. on melee assassins, healers and supports it lasts its full duration, on ranged assassins it's 1.5x more effective. discuss.

actually, ranged assassins are the polar opposite of tanks, so going by your stun logic ranged assassins should be permanently stunned until death
i vote in favor of these changes

>>1844611
>Not being able to control your character isn't fun
It's not unfun either. Have you ever played any fighting game ever?

>>1844683
>it isn't fun but it isn't unfun either
learn english

I want to hate fuck Lily

>>1844707
That's perfectly acceptable (informal) English.

Be nice to each other. NOW.

>>1844771
why does she sit that way

In what universe is Varyan remotely balance? He literally has a point and click engage, Garrosh ult as a basic ability and over half the time he's straight up immune to damage? Also stop fucking picking Stickes you're a worthless

>>1844794
Why do you continually post the most useless bitching and wood tier game knowledge?

I'm a lobotomized ape. What hero do I play?

>>1844808
nazeebo

i'm an enlightened intellectual, what hero do i play?

>>1844810
anything except for nazeebo

In what universe is Morky remotely balanced? He literally has a point and click 3s stun, Dva ult as a basic ability and over half the time he's straight up immune to damage?

In what universe is P.Va remotely balanced? She literally has a point and click basic attack, Hogger ult as a basic ability and over half the time she's straight up immune to dying?

In what universe is Mulfurion remotely balanced? He literally has a point and click 5s root+sleep, Mephisto ult as a basic ability and over half the time he's straight up outhealing all damage?

Alex sex
Jaina sex
Tyrande sex

whitemane "punishes" you for not winning faster
valeera "ambushes" you in the bushes
nova "confuses" you with herself and her holograms

In what universe is the cope remotely balanced? It literally has a point and click AoE CC, various ults as basic abilities and over half the time it's straight up immune to damage?

Abathur is the most balanced hero
no tricks
no CC
no ults in a basic ability

In what universe is Abithur remotely balanced? He literally has a point and click slow, Gall's ult as a basic ability and over half the time he's straight up not taking damage?

In what universe is Tarinde remotely balanced? She literally has a point and click stun, Fenix ult as a basic ability and over half the time she's straight up immune to dying?

losing a SINGLE fort is NOTHING TO THE ALLIANCE

I balance D.Va by keeping a firm grip on her body with my two hands.

This game does such a dogshit job at telling you're picking holy fuck half my lp losses if from dodging on accident a monkey designed this champ select screen

D.Va balances me by keeping a firm grip on my body with her two hands.

>>1844879
Bruh, hands off. She's mine.

d.va is a teenager you're a creep

let's settle this, post your D.va levels

>>1844887
19 is legal in all countries THOUGH

>>1844891
sniffing your sister's panties is legal doesn't change you're a creep you weirdo

my d.va is level 2 and greyed out

whats a good hero to play when you're buzzed and don't say chen

>tfw you just know some faggot would spam ping you but gets shut down when he sees you healed almost 3 times as much as the enemy healer
>tfw you just know you insulted your whole team just by playing well
healing retards and losing a game sometimes is a reward in of itself

>>1844935
nobodys impressed by your useless statpadding lucio's heal over time

>>1844937
i play whitemane thoughever
the jamaican is greyed out

>>1844902
sorry pal, she's already taken ;)

My highest mastery is Azmo, i think i have autism

>>1844809
WRONG, the correct answer was Li-Ming

I don't converse with the dirt beneath my feet, nor you.

>>1844996
*or you

:)

>>1845015
My bronze ass cant tell if this is cancer or a terrible comp, leaning towards cancer

>>1845019
It's a harem

>>1844915
hogger

with a hard r

who's Yeeta and why is she guiding Kharazim's path

>>1845117
One of his 500 gods or something

Isnt it kinda slutty to worship so many gods

>>1845151
Tremendously so.

Orphea is canonically more powerful than almost all the roster

>>1845117
Retard, guide my path.

>>1844996
>I converse with neither the dirt beneath my feet, nor you.
IF YOU'RE GONNA QUOTE THIGHMANE
YOU DO IT RIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>1845713
She clearly says "nor" though, the N before the "or" is very much audible

>>1845748
Try reading it again Pablo

>>1845757
>reading voices
Meds?

>>1845760
>he can read voices
What a retard, I'll bet you can't even taste colors.

>>1845760
>I don't converse with the dirt beneath my feet, nor you.
>I converse with neither the dirt beneath my feet, nor you.
Are two entirely different sentences you fucking dumbfuck retard, and both of them say "nor".

>>1845765
I can confidently say that red crayons taste like strawberries though>>1845772

does the above quote imply whiteman walks barefoot?

sorry I meant to say whitemane she's a woman not a man

whytranny

Alex sex

>>1845526
I make her dinner every night; it helps my wife a lot :)

>>1846113
...she's 14

>>1846157
Source?

i should make an account and strive for 0% winrate

>>1846232
0% winrate should be surprisingly hard to achieve, you could do something like an afk under their towers leoric but even that can divert the attention of one of their guys and you could still wine the lategame off one lucky teamwipe

>>1846232
Not happening, logic dictates you will get carried eventually

even the garrosh who throws his allies into the enemy team had 13% wr

>>1846232
do it but vs. ai only then report back

I just want to learn and play a hero or two that I like but maps constantly changing and there being no real way to queue a particular role kind of kills it. Even if hots is considered the more casual of the other mobas it feels like draft is way more important because of how forced objectives are....

>>1846265
Nobody gives a shit about draft,trust me

>>1846274
Your winrate does, not having sufficient damage, front line or support means you lose every objective and end up just losing the game, which is simply not fun.

>>1846279
if you're sub diamond draft literally does not matter at all

>>1846265
>no roles
Just pick the hero and spam QM? I don't get the issue.

>>1846300
I just lost a game because I had Nova on my team and was forced to clear two lanes constantly the entire game or we would 100% lose since he did nothing but move between lanes doing nothnig. Not having two carries and bruiser who can comfortably clear waves with one front line and one heal/support makes your chances of winning way lower even in lower elo because of how impossible it is to solo carry or gain advantage solo.


>>1846306
qm is even worse since they don't even bother to match you vs similar teams, you constantly get random nonsense like playing vs 3 mages while your team has none or something of the sort, completely unfun and worthless games.

>>1846300
yeah dude just pick nova zera samuro in bronze that wins games

>>1846310
You're literally there to practice a new hero so...who cares? You want to practice playing against a variety of comps and situations anyway. You want to learn to practice against comps the hero is both good and bad at anyway.

>>1846317
not that guy, but you literally can't learn anything in random hopeless games
like say you want to learn ktz, did you learn anything from a game where you got rolled in 10 minutes on braxis and ended with 14 stacks? no
say you want to learn dehaka, did you learn anything from a volskaya with no relevant bushes? no, you're just a slow ass bruiser with no global value then

>>1846322
>but you literally can't learn
Not with that attitude you won't.

Every game's a learning experience. Even if everything went right. Even if everything went wrong. No matter the skill level, no matter the comp. There is always something to work and improve on. If you sit there pouting and going "Oh no, I didn't get the favourable 1v1 match-up I wanted. gg afk finish fast", you're just being retarded. Better players will complain it's suboptimal but they will try 100% to win and make it work.

>>1846310
cope all you want

>>1846311
samuro is a free win for anyone sub plat easily

>>1846340
ok you get to practice hitting your ktz skillshots 14 times you could do that more efficiently elsewhere but it's practice I guess

>>1846340
What if you're playing with allied Stiches in ARAM as a hero with no mobility and they keep hooking you over and over to your spawn to prevent you from playing?

I'm just going to rage queue medivh in ranked I really don't care nothing in life matters and It's all just pointless anyway.

>>1846423
also forgot to add theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O76ZRPsscY

>>1846423
what I like about medivh is that you can tell from level 1 talent whether he's a noob or not
regen talent? I afk in base

>>1846358
>>1846413
>>1846322
You're being disingenuous pussies. There is no question that you will learn to play a character if you play them. And the more demanding the matchup the more you'll learn. Any idiot can take Rexxar into Braxis, sit the bear on the point and think they're doing really well cuz they keep winning. But taking that Rexxar into QM will teach you how to actually play the character, how to deal with your counters, how you're gonna interact with different tanks and healers and all of his strengths and weaknesses.

Or taking Dehaka only into his best maps and only playing him one way will not make you good at the hero. It simply means you picked a hero that's good for that map and then did the bare minimum of what was expected. But the ability to be given a shit matchup into non optimal comps and then do your best is going to define someone who is playing a hero and someone who has mastered them.

>>1846602
>You're being disingenuous
no that's you lol
there's no point in taking a hero in the worst conditions possible and telling yourself it's still "good practice" because you're not actually preparing for the real conditions, a draft with a strategy in mind for the team comps / map

learning Dehaka on Volskaya is stupid because you shouldn't autopick him on every map when another bruiser would be better. if Rexxar was only good on point control maps like Braxis/Dragon Shire, then what's the point of learning to force him in other situations? if anything it will dilute your rate of learning with useless information

>>1846602
oh and by the same logic, you don't learn jackshit in ARAM either, beyond the most bare minimum of mechanical practice (landing skillshots in 5v5s)

>>1846613
>>1846616
The reason you don't learn shit in aram you fucking twat is that the comps are not only non optimal but literally impossible on the other modes, and the maps have only one lane and no hearth. QM provides non optimal comps on maps that may not be optimal and force you to adapt. You're acting like literally being a meta slave, not adapting your talents or play to the situation at hand, or making the best of a suboptimal draft, is a good way to learn a hero and that's why you're a fucking retard. You can cope and seethe all you want but a guy who can with Dehaka on volskaya is going to be better at the hero than you if you literally only ever take him when it's meta to do so. This isn't even a question. You're conflating general game sense with mastery of a specific hero and those aren't the same at all.

>>1846672
Who can win* with Dehaka

your autism battle killed the thread

Unending autism posts by you has killed the thread weeks ago.

autistic reaction

ITS AZMODAN TIME

>>1847372
First-timer or returner?

>>1847471
Returner but i aint as dedicated as other anons here

I should really focus on a few heroes instead of sucking at everything

>>1847510
horrible favorites don't post again

>>1847513
Gomen. . .

>>1847513
Aside from stitches those are based favourites. Why do I feel yours is some combination of ranged assassins?

>>1847560
>apart from dogshit this meal is heavenly
I don't play ugly heroes

>>1847570
Yrel isnt ugly!

>>1847580
muradin and stitches are

>>1847586
Fair point, i just get sick of mobilityfags sometimes

>>1847570
>caring about looks instead of gameplay
ngmi

>>1847570
>food analogy

>>1847678
Alexstrasza is like a bountiful feast that makes you want to come back for seconds
Jaina is a Christmas sponge cake, very sweet and not too heavy
Sylvanas is a high-end piece of dark chocolate
Yrel is pizza with goat cheese
Orphea is underage

>>1847713
I am horny now, fuck

>>1844771
you shouldn't have shown me this, I might steal it

are zarya's shielding numbers bugged? why are they constantly so low like in the 10-20k range even though it feels like she shielded 10 times that?

>>1847972
Doesn't the game split self-shielding and teammate shielding on the scoreboard? Maybe you're only seeing half of the shielding done.

>>1847972
The scoreboard only counts shielding that absorbed damage in case of all shields provided by abilities.

Yrel mating press

>>1840381
>The fat ass demon crab has more health than most heroes
Why? He is supposed to be standing back chucking Q, surely he does not need that much extra health?

>>1848325
he has a gigantic hitbox which means more damage taken from everything, and standing back and chucking Qs every 8-10s isn't much pressure

>want to check someone's profile
>send friend invite instead
time to uninstall

>>1848325
he's fat as fuck and gets hit by literally everything, and bodyblocking is a huge part of his gameplay (both ways)
also he's not doing shit if he's standing in the back just throwing balls, he needs to be using laser as well which is surprisingly short ranged
if you play him a few times you'll understand; you literally can't dodge most skill shots if they're just aimed at your center

>>1848531
>bodyblocking is a huge part of his gameplay (both ways)
do you often win bronze games by bodyblocking with azmo?

>>1848810
Where did you learn to read and think so that I know not to send my kids there.

>>1848816
I don't think you should reproduce (both ways) if you don't even understand what you said

>>1848820
>can't tell one anon from another either
Your existence just keeps getting sadder

>>1848838
so you're not that other guy, just illiterate? whatever works for you big boy

>>1848841
>no u
I'll pray for your soul my son

>>1848531
>>1848333
Interesting, seems like i have been playing him suboptimally all this time

Whoops

My last Medivh arc I uninstalled

>>1848987
thank fucking god

>>1848987
Have you tried being less fancy and just doing damage. Just playing him like a mage should be winning you more matches than that.

>>1848892
Anon brought up the laser, but that's not really that relevant outside of bullying away close range guys. Azmo's AA is the big money pressure from him, especially if you take AA reduces demon cooldown, which you should, you can push forever off that talent.

>>1849124
good point, too many people go E build which is really garbage and not even good until E20

Orphea is good at everything and excels at nothing, I don't really see a reason to main her like one would main kt or jaina

>>1849253
I see a reason...

>>1849348
...

>>1849253
>I don't really see a reason to main the powercreep mobility character
So you're bad at every competitive video game ever?

The laser build is good not because of the laser damage itself but because of the demon pressure
those little niggas do mad aoe dps

>>1849365
>trust me the build gets good at level 16

>>1849374
>what is literally half the builds in the game

Fire alex is good,just wait till 20!

>play ktz and try my best to hit combos
>the point-and-click team member retards in my games flame me for not hitting combos
yes I choose to handicap myself by playing a hero which can be played around instead of playing a roided up statchecker sue me

>>1849508
true
20 vs 16 is a huge diff though
a lot of games are won before 20
very few are won before 16
16 is also widely recognized as the most important talent tier aside from 10/20, and for some teams 16 is bigger than 20

>>1849549
>which can be played around
ktz can't really be played around, it's all skill on your part
a good ktz can't miss because there's nothing to miss

>>1849562
yes some combos are guaranteed because of how I can play off my team members' abilities and some telegraphed enemy abilities but a lot of the time you just diceroll whether a chain will connect

>>1849569
you're doing it wrong; spike root chain d&d is guaranteed so long as you hit the chain
it's not a diceroll to hit your one and only skill shot, particularly when you choose the angle it approaches from and can hit a cc'd opponent

>>1849596
>yeah bro just play him like a half-assed single-target mage
this is why I always ask hotsbabs to elaborate on their shitter claims holy shit

>>1849503
I don't want a dogshit mage who is useless for 15 levels thanks

Always laugh when I see a Tracer with 5,000 games still using blue level 7. You can't be bothered to learn to press d an extra time for a flat 20% damage boost? It took me <5 fucking games to get the timing down

How the fuck do i mephisto? feels like my Q tickles and trying to play around my thunder ring gets me killed, do i just fish for R resets?

>>1849713
thunder ring
don't let them see your shade; even if they're like 90% sure where you shaded from it's a big difference to literally seeing it
if they're not cc'd or fighting other people too though they will just hug you and punch your teeth in

>>1849771
ah,so i gotta play like an opportunist bastard instead of poking

>>1849636
OK, that's not what was said though was it? You fucking retard

>>1849706
Tracer's green level 7 should provide something other than a damage boost precisely because both providing a damage bonus just means that blue will always be strictly inferior to green.
I would go with either a small slow on the next magazine.

>>1849879
*either a small slow on the next magazine or a small health restoration upon hitting reload at the right time.

>not picking trample at 16
Q talent is dogshit and the laser talent is low value because of the risk of even channeling an e in a team fight. The only laser talent you should be picking is the aoe explosion one so you can stack giga fast. Thus I have spoken, and thus you will accept my wisdom
t. never even played ranked

>3 Azmo wins in a row since reinstalling
i am in a streak! i expect losing alot next time i play

I'm convinced there isn't a single good Kerrigan player on NAr

>>1849879
her blue 7 can outperform green in some situations if your aa speed is being buffed. the real abomination is the middle tier where you need to only hit one target for the whole mag to get the damage boost which is still less than the green talent

>>1849904
trample is by far the best 16 objectively

I can't tell whether artanis is good or if my shit teammates just feed him stacks and he becomes a late game monster

>>1850318
Well late game he can hit like a truck if he is allowed to just walk up to your backline or has been farming the frontline all game. He can be a drooling retard but if he right clicks on a backliner with no mobility and no peeling he will most certainly kill them before they kill him.

>>1850318
He's an insane duelist, has unstoppable on a basic ability, very strong single target damage, and stitches tier ability to relocate someone. His downsides are poor macro, easy to kite and no sustain outside of his shield. The issue with artanis isn't whether he's strong or not per se, but more when would you need the particular type of strong he is. He's generally only good on 2 lane/point control maps, or when the enemy team doesn't have any real way to shut him down. Outside of that he's going to struggle because his niche just isn't applicable a lot of the time even if he's strong within his niche.

>aram with 10 of the same hero
remembered why this mode sucks yrel balls

>>1851082
>play random mode
>complain about randomness
Retard.

>>1851092
>random mode
>both comps are identical

post your favorites

negative comments will be BLOCKED

>>1851189
gooner top 4

>>1851189
Of each role:
>Garrosh
>D.Va
>Zul'jin
>Murky
>Brightwing
>Zarya

>>1851189
Colourful out of 7

>ETC trying to dash and ult against an uther
>gets cucked 5 times
At one point will ETC figure out he should wait till after the cunt used his stun?

>>1851237
I mean if the ETC hits the slide Uther shouldn't be able to stun him before mosh

>>1851189
Neat little harem plus a fat bastard

>>1851189
Holy mother of cancer

>>1851189
>spends the entire match bitching at the tank and healer
>47% winrate across all of them

>>1851189
Be gentle when judging me

>>1852385
>a tank and a healer
we can forgive the nova and azmo in light of that.

>>1852385
very confused individual who "fills" because it's "right thing to do" with mostly garbage heroes

>>1851189
Love these four niggas like you wouldn't believe.

>>1851189
A lot of Zeratul was way back in the day before a series of nerfs

>>1852512
>only plays men
fruitcake

>>1852385
>>1852512
based tankCHADS

>>1852623
3/8 cringe

braxis has existed for 25 years and players still get surprised the zerg wave including the banelings will 100-0 them

>>1852512
HOLY BASED,Sad no joanna or yrel

>>1852624
>1 ONE TANK
>tankchad
Bruh

>>1852675
I'm hearing I'm majority based cool cat.

>>1852696
not necessarily, non cringe can still be neutral and not based

>>1849253
she's cute!

>>1852692
That's still 1 more than 90% of the playerbase

>>1852744
>play tank
>winrate drops to 40%
>play literally anything else
>winrate hovers at ~53%
I simply don't have the orc brain required for it.

>>1852760
I got the opposite problem, i engage too much instead of protecting the carry

nothing will make you hate the healer experience more than playing ana and having your teammates juke your Qs every 2s

>>1852480
Ouch

>actual novafags in the thread
jesus christ make sure to service your CPAP machines so you don't die in your sleep you walking tombstones

nova is cute and she's fun to play

>>1854495
I just find her hot

>Maining diablo
At least play a tank with some actual gameplay, i will even accept muradin and ETC as the lowest bar

>>1854576
What are main tanks with "actual gameplay" if those you mentioned don't meet the criteria?

>>1854654
He just sits in the backline on stitches fishing all match and it's all he knows how to do.

>>1854654
Anything that requires more than 1 button to function unlike diablo and stitches

>>1854674
So name one

>>1854696
Blaze
Malganis
Mei

>>1854753
Lol, lmao

>>1854758
>only replies with memes
Typical, nothing to refute my point

>>1854763
>diablo only presses one button
>thinks this is an argument worth honest engagement
you haven't made a point. Once you make one I'll refute it. Until then you get what you deserve

nobody cares about what you think, tank autists
do your job half decently and maybe I won't report you because your role apparently implies you need to feed 8 times a game

>>1854803
Wouldn't have died if you damaged the correct person instead of autoing the enemy tank

This reddit nigger just loves reporting people for nothing.

>8-death inter says "mb" after 1v5ing again
yeah that's a report + added to the shit list

Anyone tried a hero that surprisingly just sort of clicked with them? I decided to try brushing up on my tanking and chose Muradin because his kit is really simple and am currently on a hot win streak. It's really nice to just sit back for a few seconds to heal back up after a fight then get right back into it without hearthing or depending on your healer. I'm basically just acting as a damage sponge and occasionally stunning nerds then leaping out when I get too low or popping avatar for an uno reverse situation. It's surprising how many people tunnel vision you if you're low enough and seem like an easy kill

try mode lied to me, players don't stand still in azmo's demonic invasion

>>1856370
generally you wanna pop avatar early instead of saving it as a last second health boost, since you'd get more mileage out of your 1000 hp when you have armor (from any source)

>>1856370
Glad you're having fun with Muradin, he's really great. Try Haymaker, it's by far the better ult.

maiev on the surface sounds like a shit hero

melee assassin
no self sustain
limited single target damage
tethering melee heroes who want to stay in melee does nothing

but then in practice she's disgusting when played well

>>1857951
Isnt her ult like an invincible naz cage?

>>1857951
It's like you guys have some meme checklist where a hero is shit if it doesn't meet it
>wow this hero has no self sustain, they should be trash
Like having some of the highest damage in the game, a self invulnerable every few seconds and a team wide displacement ability as a basic counts for nothing in your mind. I bet you're that fucking retard that was seething about Greymane too. What's next? Jaina is shit because she can't self heal?

>>1858541
no self sustain or really any defensive (heal/shield) talents on a MELEE assassin is pretty tough and I guarantee you that's why she has such a tough learning curve

melee assassins, with those having self sustain (sometimes it's talents) marked with +:
alarak +
illidan +
kerrigan +
kharazim +
butcher +
maiev
murky +
qhira +
samuro +
valeera
zeratul +

seeing a pattern here? bonus points if you can also find the outlier who sucks at duels (it's maiev because I already told you)
not sure why you brought up mages, even jaina can became a tank with ice barrier so that's a terrible example

>>1858652
She has a tough learning curve because of the way her fan of knives works and that's it.
>she can't duel
Half of those can't duel particularly well.

>>1858652
Now how many of those heroes can get 20 armour with permanent uptime and has a self cleanse/invulnerability/ability to pass through enemies on a 13 second CD.

>>1858652
>counting Kharazim as a melee assasin
>not counting CS Varian or Imp
What did xhe meme by this?

is there mmr for aram and if so why do I still get fucking 12 death bronzies in my games

>>1833062
Nothing gives me a raging boner more than a Yrel using sacred ground, one tanky bitch for pounding

i think i finally clicked with this character

>>1860276
Did your team have a tank?

>>1851189
i hard carry every game.

>>1860285
No,that was on me

>>1860287
t. 49% wr sub 4 kda player

What's the reward for reaching lvl 100 with Orphea?

>>1860359
a spot on an FBI watchlist hopefully

>>1860364
Why is that? Is reaching level 100 with heroes illegal?

>>1860359
a blowie but not from who you'd expect

>>1860103
There's only like 4 heroes in the game that can kill an Yrel sitting in her circle, and that's ignoring that half the value from the talent is that it resets her D.

>>1860359
coolness

>>1860382
It's illegal for underage heroes, creep

OH EM GEE ARE YOU FROM STARCRAFT? THIS IS SO CRAAAZZZZY

>>1860276
I just played a match with you like an hour ago. I was Cassia and you were mura.

>>1861067
Sorry if i inted!

>>1861067
What emotions is this image trying to convey?

>>1861178
Smugness.

>>1861179
I see

>>1861202
I miss the vg memes

>>1860610
Which ones? I feel like major % dmg heroes can do it more easily than flat damage dealers. I don't even know what that ult does desu. Isn't it just a bunch of damage resistance? A malthael should be able to do it. Can twin memes varian do it?

>>1861505
50% armor as long as she's in it. Since she can self heal, and knock you around constantly and stay within it she can duel, or at least outlast, almost anyone. The only heroes that I fear when I play yrel and I pop my ult are zuljin, maltheal, valla maybe sometimes and thrall. The rest either can't do enough damage to you, are easy to kill themselves, or can just be knocked back with a W when they come in like Leoric or Imperius. I honestly can't remember the last time I solo laned against a varian but I don't think it would matter since he would spend the entire time trying to clear waves anyways.

>>1860287
You hard carry a mental illness.

>>1859020
please respond

>>1861980
Heroesprofile does track an MMR for ARAM but whether there actually is one who fucking knows.

oftentimes i pick meme heroes just to spite my team
this is prior to any picks

>>1859020
I'm fairly certain it does have MMR.

>>1861988
after 10k sl games nothing phases me anymore
wanna fp murky? great, you're on camp duty, one less thing to worry about

>>1861517
>The only heroes that I fear when I play yrel and I pop my ult are zuljin, maltheal, valla maybe sometimes and thrall
Tychus?

the unspoken code of honor between offlaners
you don't dismount me during my rotation I don't dismount you
we're both here to do our job, no reason to hate each other

>>1862015
Nah. Range is too short and his minigun doesn't usually last long enough, and he doesn't have self sustain outside his one talent. He'll chunk half your health and then either be forced to run away or die.

>>1862035
I will harass you as much as I possibly can

>>1862035
I'm a D.Va player. I WILL ram into you just to dismount you and I WILL outright duel you in jungle if it's to my benefit.

>>1862035
>me on yrel using my charged up hammer to rotate between lanes
get stunned faggot

>>1862095
You have no honor

>Hey,pick jaina/kaelthas lv1 mana talent or spent all game running oom in 2 rotations
Amazing

>>1862527
>pick either level 4 mana talent and suddenly its not a problem
Simple solutions buds

>>1860831
but she's so cool

>>1862527
huh
imagine that
a mage with mana tension
who would design such a dumb concept

>>1862572
The only Level 4 talent I pick on Kael is the CDR for his stun, it's far too good to pass up

>>1862720
>the choice is between a strong talent and to have mana issues
>or to fix the mana issues
>for some reason this isn't fair
Now go talk to Tyreal who just gets to have mana issues and half his talents simply reduce cooldowns this making his biggest weakness even worse

>Murky/Raynor/Azmo/Sylvana/Zagara suicide pushing nonstop
A bold strategy, lets see if it pays off

>>1863859
hots is a fun game because this strategy is actually valid and does work but is also easily countered... for example with a ragnaros that can delay the game or can still molten core a destroyed keep

>battlefield of eternity
>our greymane, our only high sustained dps does everything (i.e solo chasing into forts, worthless whiffing) except attack the objective, whether completed or still in progress
I am at my wits end. I get so many players like this in a row, match after match, I'm losing my mind. I leap of faithed this guy out of 1v3's at 1 hp, and he actually turned around and fed. No, he wasn't tilted, his brain just worked like that.

>team stops the offensive right when the enemy morales/whitemane finally runs our of mana/energy
i alt-f4 instantly

>>1864966
Have you tried using assist pings or asking him in chat?

This a cheater?

>>1865249
what game type

>>1865251
Pretty much just quick play.

>>1865338
more than likely just a gm level player in a 5 stack with 4 other gm level players and voice comms

>>1865338
probably a 5-stack abuser running nothing but hammer + zarya + no healer comp
so the enemy team matches that with no healer and another support (aba/medivh/tlv) which is useless against a hammer comp
96% wr is still absurd so I don't know, they might be gaming the system in other ways

>>1865402
>96% wr is still absurd so I don't know, they might be gaming the system in other ways
Leaving a match early enough cancels its effects on the win rate displayed on the profile. She may be a chronic leaver.

>tard starts boss with the enemy team literally in vision range
>they attack, he and his boyfriends are still attacking the boss while the enemy team is killing them (3-man party)
>boss is stolen and they wipe of course, ask why didn't they retreat
>"because you didn't retreat"
>mfw i was dancing there spamming retreat and danger
I can't do this anymore
Every time I log in I just log out pissed afterwards because I'm paired with inbred subhumans, and them fucking up isn't the problem.
What blows the fuses is when they fuck up AND begin trash talking the team, because at this point you know they are immune to reason and the only thing that could correct them would be a serious beating in real life, every day, once at morning, and once before bed. To these "people" there is no other medicine to their condition

>>1866204
>4 man team entirely fucks the match
>despite being 4/5s of the team it's your fault we're losing naturally
>spend the whole time bitching you out
>type literally anything at all
>wow and you're toxic too, reported for abusive chat x4
>reporting them back doesn't do nearly as much as you eating 4 reports at once
>know that they'll just keep doing this forever and never be punished cuz the report system gives them a disproportionate ability to punish loner players
Nothing in this game makes me madder than being grouped with a 3 or 4 stack.

>>1866259
I hear you man. I remember one time I particular I was the odd man out in a game with a 4 stack. I'll admit it wasn't one of my best games but I didn't do outrageously bad or anything. We won and I said "gg" which was the first thing anyone had typed in game chat the whole time as they were obviously jerking eachother off in discord and their carry responded to me by in some way or another calling me trash.

>>1866204
YOU
ARE
AT
THE
RANK
YOU
BELONG

Tank might not be for me, i go in too much like a fucking moron

maybe anub is more of my forte, just gotta press R on any diver (hate illidan) and move around shitting out little beetles

>>1866573
>i go in too much like a fucking moron
Tried Tyrael for 2 mobility cooldowns?

>>1866683
Inted too hard, i am not joking

Reject humans,become beetle

>>1867970
quick meme warrior

>>1868307
>going out of the way to play a mode with 3 fewer maps instead
lol

>>1868375
Curious argument when the 3 maps you don't get are generally considered the worst in the game.

>>1868375
>wanting shitty maps with no control on the draft
lol

>>1868390
>shitty maps
Tomb of the Spider Queen is in ranked as well, though?

>>1868559
>tomb is a bad map
Kill yourself

>wow I can't wait to play a healerless match on blackheart's bay
average QM brain

>>1868615
I would be the healer :)

>page 10
should I bake

>no answer
should a baking happen or will this be the last thread

>>1870023
Someone better bake, this is not how we die

I bake to win
>>1870084
>>1870084
>>1870084