Tabletop Simulator
>What is Tabletop Sim
TTS is a physics sandbox game meant to be used to play board games online, you can find almost any board game for free in the Steam Workshop, or even create your own!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/286160/Tabletop_Simulator/
Hosting is as easy as just opening a lobby and getting the game's workshop item. Post your favorite board games, discuss and play with other anons. Find games in the Workshop (
https://steamcommunity.com/app/286160/workshop/) and discuss/host your favorite games!
Of course, if you prefer to play board games through other platforms, like Tabletop Playground, Board Game Arena, or game's digital editions, feel free to talk about and find other players here!
Previous thread:
>>1750989
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:50:18 AM
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>How do I play?
Controls are mostly straightforward and intuitive, but there's always little tips and tricks to learn, more info can be found at
https://kb.tabletopsimulator.com/
>How do I join?
That's easy, you click on "Join" in the main menu, search for the lobby name and password that's been posted, and done!
>How do I host?
Click on "Create", and that's basically it. You can find free games in the workshop here:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/286160/workshop/
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:51:20 AM
No.1834522
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>>1834963
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:22:39 AM
No.1834602
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>>1834653
>>1834588
My dingleberry this is a longstanding general for people who like boardgames but wish boardgames would cause eyestrain. The one boardgames thread on /tg/ is full of people with bad taste who don't play the boardgames they talk about.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:10:27 AM
No.1834653
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>>1864045
>>1834602
>choosing to call this thread a general
>being proud of it
Gross!
>>1834588
Multiplayer thread
>>>/vm/
Hosting
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
>>1834690
Doing Metal Gear, VR Mission 04.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:30:44 AM
No.1834756
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:29:11 AM
No.1834794
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>>1834832
>>1834706
Meryl gets shot and killed just before we make our escape! GG dang it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:31:59 AM
No.1834797
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New host
/v/ackgammon
rage
>>1834690
>multiplayer thread
>>1834706
>proceeds to play single player games
Yappari
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:34:00 AM
No.1834799
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>>1834802
>>1834798
You're free to join us at this 5 player lobby, no need to be so tsundere all the time.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:35:50 AM
No.1834802
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>>1834799
>5 people to play single player games
That's called a goon circle, and I've participated in enough of those today
>>1834794
Migu. Dont ask.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:45:27 AM
No.1834841
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>>1834832
thank you for the miku :)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:18:13 AM
No.1834856
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>>1834832
Excuse me migu, someone filled your corn dog's w*ener with c*m
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:34:50 AM
No.1834908
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>>1834917
>>1834798
MGS the board game is a multiplayer game, retard-kun. Multiple players have to complete missions, and in the campaign they even compete against one another.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:01:52 PM
No.1834917
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>>1834908
It's designed for single-player, and every cooperative board game ever is just a single player game where you just pretend otherwise the entire time.
>and in the campaign, they even compete against one another
And in Call of Duty 4, you can play a gamemode called Old School where the game is altered as much as possible to play in a similar fashion to arena shooters, but you'd be similarly laughed out if you tried to call the whole package an AFPS just because of one mode.
Try harder next time, little bro, or maybe just go back to >>>/tg/ with this shit
or better yet, maybe /v/, because the fact that I even have to explain this to you kinda shows that you aren't even actually playing the games.....think you'd fit in a little more with THAT crowd as a result.........
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:36:32 PM
No.1834958
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Where did this random guy policing for what can or can not be a thread on /vm/ came out from? Little late for that bud, there have been multiple threads of this for the past couple years
>>1834522
>yellow frame on funless charriot
>Bus still blue
>FCM still blue
>Zimbabwe still blue
>R&B colorless
>Antiquity or Indonesia do not even exist
>>1834963
Run, anon. He's already heard you, and he'll be rushing to this thread to start his demoralization campaign of shouting "well you host those games then" while also gangstalking in order to snipe all premium hosting hours, all to get you to give in and play more HC
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:15:06 PM
No.1834974
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>>1835059
>>1834973
Doesn't matter, I have no free time to join or host lobbies with job + 3 dnd campaigns a week and an actual irl group to play boardgames, I just join rarely when i pull all nighters and it's not HC
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:10:35 PM
No.1835059
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>>1835081
>>1834974
So you're just complaining for the sake of complaining?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:30:36 PM
No.1835081
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>>1835088
>>1835059
No just expressing my disgust at the HC spam at the expense of the other (better) splotters
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:35:56 PM
No.1835088
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>>1835081
>People host the games they like
>Autist doesn't understand this
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:43:10 PM
No.1835134
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>>1835195
>>1834963
I will host more R&B once i figure out how to actually teach the thing or make it presentable because fuck drowning new players in cost spreadsheets and economy flow charts
And HC is actually fun if you try to play it proactively and mess with people intentionally, instead of just reacting to what others do with the market and research tracks.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:18:09 PM
No.1835195
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>>1834963
FCM should be pink, apparently last week's host was the 11th time I've hosted it here since I started doing these threads. Feel like Bus should be pink too, i hosted it a lot on /v/eekends last year before I kept track of games.
>>1834973
>snipe all premium hosting hours
Easiest Monopoly ever since nobody else but 2huchads host lately. Keep up!
>>1835134
Fix your computer so you can actually join or host a game first lol
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:10:56 PM
No.1835361
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:04:22 PM
No.1835448
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:21:20 PM
No.1835597
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>>1835630
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:56:43 PM
No.1835630
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>>1835632
>>1835630
server is up /v/ board games
pass:rage
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:01:45 AM
No.1835635
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:09:23 AM
No.1835644
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>>1835632
coming, i was making food
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:31:42 AM
No.1835677
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>>1835632
4/?
still time to join for pokemon
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:43:48 AM
No.1836087
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>>1835723
>mfw when i can't have this dude because it breaks the script
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:17:17 AM
No.1836126
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>>1836365
>>1835723
a short game of pokeman
>>1836126
>>1835723
I could continue and hopefully finish today starting at around 8pm ET if everybody else it's available btw
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:16:59 AM
No.1836998
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:34:52 AM
No.1837023
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>>1836365
It'll surely only take an hour or two to finish the game. So bring it on.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:10:36 AM
No.1837154
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>>1837163
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Ummmm It seems that I actually forgot to save the game!??!!? Please tell me one of you did.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:14:53 AM
No.1837163
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>>1837171
>>1837154
new server
/v/ board games
pass: rage
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:20:12 AM
No.1837171
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:38:59 AM
No.1837349
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After 7 hours the game ends with Purple(?) become the champion, AND defending their title against a fearsome enemy, all thanks to the MVP Azumaril who was abandoned by its former trainer…
Big storylines in this Johto adventure today, ggs.
Playing Decrypto now
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:48:38 AM
No.1837422
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Clanking it up
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:50:06 AM
No.1837485
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Game ends 95 to 76 and 2 players getting trapped in the depths, one for being in too deep, the other for not collecting an artifact. Theortetically, they would have scored 49 and 69 respectively.
GGs and thanks for playing.
And we shall not talk about this Decrypto session ever again.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:07:28 AM
No.1837494
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>>1837488
what was bad about it?
i had fun :)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:14:46 AM
No.1837500
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we should do another pokemon game but without me cheating
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:01 PM
No.1837967
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>>1837968
>>1837964
You're just going to cheat again as an excuse for another rematch.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:46 PM
No.1837968
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>>1837967
but i didnt know i was cheating :(
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:44:37 PM
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>>1837989
Is it really cheating if you don't know it was cheating?
yes, yes it is.
>>1837964
I'd play again but not so soon, I think I need a break from so many shitty rolls lol; I suggest giving the rulebook on the mod a thorough read just in case, and also get familiar with some of the house rules so we can decide our best way to play it.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:07:42 PM
No.1837989
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>>1837971
>Is it really cheating if you don't know it was cheating?
>yes, yes it is.
Not if the rules provide an explicit remedy to patch up mistakes.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:09:12 AM
No.1838512
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>>1838524
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:27:28 AM
No.1838524
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>>1838549
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:52:03 AM
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:46:43 AM
No.1838661
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>>1838879
And a chill Harmonies to end the night. GGs!
>>1838661
>Harmonies
i.e., Cosmic Frog if it transitioned and called itself HRTmonies but then the state said that legally they couldn't give her a name like that so instead she became Harmonies and instead of frogs it was dumb shit like alligators and penguins
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:44:12 PM
No.1838894
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>>1838879
You know you could just not post?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:50:40 PM
No.1838895
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>>1838879
it plays nothing like that other game though? This is /vm/, not /v/
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:59:45 PM
No.1838899
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>>1839486
>1838879
What did he mean by this
Is he an actual schizo? I though we only had "schizos", not real ones with an actual, medically certificated diagnosis
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:00:09 AM
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>>1839485
Hey lads, /vm/ divegrass manager here
The roster poll for the summer cup is up until Saturday the 12th
As per usual, the /tts/ rep Mega Chessatron is a candidate not only for the roster but also for silver medal position (one of the top roster spots)
Poll here
>>1839440
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:14:57 AM
No.1839485
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>>1839512
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
>>1839468
Let's go! Thanks manager, I did my part.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:17:13 AM
No.1839486
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>>1839524
>>1838899
He'd have to be ignorant on top of delusional. Cosmic Frog was designed by a transvestite. Harmonies wasn't.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:46:19 AM
No.1839512
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>>1839587
>>1839485
Western Legends with 4
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:53:54 AM
No.1839519
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>>1839557
Hosting a game of Pokeyman Master Trainer
Puppet Dance Master
rage
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:59:09 AM
No.1839524
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>>1841583
>>1839486
>Cosmic Frog
Made by.
>Harmonies
Made for.
It's really that shrimple, like a FO3 and FNV kinda situation
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:18:17 AM
No.1839534
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>it's not gay when it suits me
Sounds like something a fag would say idk
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:58:21 AM
No.1839557
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>>1839728
>>1839519
We grew tired of rolling 1s and moved onto clank or something.
>>1839512
Quick 1:45 game done!
Jessie James runs away with the victory by being the baddest darndest outlaw in the west!
Scores are 37 vs 22 vs 15 vs 16. Shoulda played better poker hands matey :^)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:28:34 AM
No.1839590
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>>1839591
>>1839587
3/10 game
cant kill other bandits
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:29:17 AM
No.1839591
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>>1839592
>>1839590
I was wanted, not a bandit :^)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:30:25 AM
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>>1839591
stop being a nerd
>>1839610
>e*ro
>a*ction e*ro at that
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:34:24 AM
No.1839653
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>>1839939
>>1839610
Game ends with scores of 54 41 28 and 18!
Anons didn't like it :/
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:46:30 AM
No.1839663
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>>1839726
Time for some Burgundy 1v1, Special Edition.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:57:00 AM
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>>1839663
Game ends 199 vs 167! Well played and good bye!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:59:23 AM
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>>1839557
or something ended up being the DRG board game.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:09:59 PM
No.1839939
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>>1839653
>Anons didn't like it :/
I said it before and I'll say it again, Ra is just too Raw. The theming does very little for it, and the auction doesn't really feed into any other system, so it can easily start to no longer feel like an actual game and instead "just" an auction--which is a shame because the mechanics of the auction are cleverly designed and it deserves its long-standing presence amongst people that really dig that sort of thing.
okay, any interest in games such as:
- Dune: Uprising
- Terraforming Mars
- Lost City of Arnak
We have 2/4
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:15:53 PM
No.1840235
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>>1840016
Where is the lobby?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:19:08 PM
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>>1840016
I would join but have plans soon, I wish I had noticed the post earlier
>Lost City of Arnak
Lost Cities but with expedition leaders and deckbuilding sounds kino
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:37:30 AM
No.1840727
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>>1840766
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:00:36 AM
No.1840766
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>>1840727
Playing Decyrpto with 4
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:09:03 AM
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>
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:15:46 AM
No.1840780
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Proof
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:27:57 AM
No.1840861
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>>1840973
Westerning Legending with 4
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:42:57 AM
No.1840929
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>>1840973
>>1839587
Got my pawn for next time I'm able to join.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:31:05 AM
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>>1840861
Another highly efficient 1:50 4p game ends! And what a close game it was, Bat Masterson wins the game with 36 Legendary Points, followed closely by Pearl Hart with 35, Joaquín Murrieta at 34, and also Judge Roy Bean was there.
GG and WP!
>>1840929
Nice they look awesome, good excuse to play this again soon
western legends is a 1/10
i do not recommend to play.
by turn 5 you have already done everything the game has to offer, there is no thinking past turn 5 you just repeat what you have already done with until the game is over, almost like a script.
there are games that are wide as a puddle deep as a ocean but this is not one of them the rules are basic but so are the decisions you have to make.
this game should be 20 mins max not 2 hours
if I had to choose between putting my balls into the mouth of a goat or playing western legends
I would choose the mouth of the goat.
thank you for reading my review. you can find more on reddit, my username is
u/BoardGameCuckWithHotWife
>>1841527
I sure hope they don't think you're me (nah they don't, they know I'm not a brainrotten schizo that speaks in reddit memes) cause I also find WL incredibly boring, at least when played online.
It just feels like a game that should be played IRL only, it loses pretty much all its charm otherwise, just something to play while you talk at a table
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:57:12 PM
No.1841568
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>>1841566
i know who you are
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:57:35 PM
No.1841569
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:58:51 PM
No.1841572
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>>1841580
>>1840834
>>1841527
This isn't /v/, passive aggressive bitching will get you nowhere. Host a game you like or just don't join games you dislike, simple as.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:02:01 PM
No.1841580
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>>1841572
where's the passive aggressiveness
>>1838879
>>1839524
>>1839620
>>1840834
>>1841527
all the same person, it's just the resident schizo that posts ">euroslop" since time immemorial
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:04:03 PM
No.1841584
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>>1841583
ok now im feeling like you're the schizo
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:22:09 AM
No.1841910
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>>1841978
>>1841583
Hey buddy, calm down
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:47:53 AM
No.1841978
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:48:50 AM
No.1842162
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>>1842227
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
>>1842162
Teothree with 3
>>1842227
Looks like the 1:45 range is the standard for games here I've noticed. Anyways Teotihuacan ends in a very close match with scores of 153 vs 124 vs 105! GG and WP, hope you enjoyed that.
Until next time.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:35:42 AM
No.1842338
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>>1842347
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:51:31 AM
No.1842347
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>>1842436
>>1842338
idk man felt like eurosloppa with no ameriskibbidi rizz, you don't even roll the dice u know what i'm sayin'?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:55:46 AM
No.1842352
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>>1842330
forgot to say in the game but thanks for hostan
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:36:07 AM
No.1842436
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>>1842550
>>1842347
When are you hosting games you like?
>>1842436
>Anon read 'amerskibidi rizz' and still chose to take the post seriously
>>1842550
Euro players aren't really known for their critical thinking and social cues. It's why they prefer their games with solved optimizations to follow, and their interaction to be strictly indirectly. Sad, really.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:01:55 PM
No.1842978
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>>1843000
>>1842550
>>1842659
So when are you hosting games you like? You still haven't answered the question.
>>1842978
When are you? inb4
>but muh job
>but nobody joins
>but muh irl group
Why are you here?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:43:13 PM
No.1843033
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>>1843040
>>1843000
he's not the one bitching about
>muh euroslop
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:46:24 PM
No.1843040
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>>1843143
>>1843033
>He continues to take a post with skibidi on it seriously
ngmi
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:51:46 PM
No.1843052
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>>1843000
In two weeks when my new PC arrives, unless you wanna try some 100% Certified American RNGslop™ called Innovation via Board Game Arena right now.
Now it's your turn to answer. When are you hosting games you like?
>>1834518 (OP)
Just found out about this genny from a steam friend. I played TTS a shitload like 7 years ago, if I knew about this place sooner I'd have gotten back to it, damn
What's the general timezone here? US? EU? I'm EU meself. Micced up and ready to scream sneed and flip eurogame tables.
I'm kidding I love euros, can't wait to play again t b h
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:57:06 PM
No.1843063
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>>1843143
>>1842227
I'm
>>1843059 and DUDE Teotihuacan was my fucking jam, this general has some based taste. You guys heard about a lil game called Grand Austria Hotel? Shit slaps and I think it's by the same authors
>>1843040
it wasn't the same anon and there was another, less obviously ironic post that still contained bitching about
>muh euroslop
as you can see right here
>>1842659
so the point still stands
>>1843059
they're mostly US, I'm EU and in a couple weeks I'll be unemployed again for a little while so I can resume hosting
almost no one here uses mic BTW
>>1843063
man, easy with the zoomer slang, it's cringe even if it's on purpose
also no GAH isn't by the same author, but the two of them worked together on some games (tzol'kin and marco polo to mention a few)
we played GAH and Teoti plenty, when I tried to host marco polo nobody cared
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:04:01 PM
No.1843174
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>>1843143
the only time i have heard people use mics was when we played the Lovecraftian board game over a year ago
they had nice voices
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:05:03 PM
No.1843176
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>>1843143
Marco Polo is a tight as fuck game, and I don't mean "tight" as in the compliment slang, I mean you literally have to plan your entire game on turn 1 because there are a ton of things to do and not enough turns to do them. That aspect throws me off a lot. Too strategic.
GAH on the other hand is 100% tactics. Oh shit some extremely retarded Emperor card popped up, what do we do? Zero planning, all reacting to the moment. Love me GAH fr fr ong
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:33:23 PM
No.1843245
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>>1843263
>>1843059
Not all locals are confident in their spoken english, and text chat provides a nice record to double- and triple-check the past moves to see how the boardstate evolved into whatever mess it is in. So you can put the mic down, it won't be needed here.
>>1843245
One guy said it's mostly US people, now you tell me you guys aren't confident in their spoken English? I'm not gonna pry or attempt to change the general's traditions, far from it, but come guys what the fuck, open up a little
>>1843263
People like text chat, simple as that, it's more comfy to just type while the music plays instead of continuing to fuck your vocal cords more than you already do in your day too day.
>>1843275
I guess you guys make sure everybody's learned the rules beforehand then? Because explaining the rules in text is hell
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:53:07 PM
No.1843282
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>>1843263
Just join a few games and you'll see for yourself man.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:58:25 PM
No.1843289
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>>1843292
>>1843281
>Because explaining the rules in text is hell
It's really not if you know how to explain and aren't just copy pasting sections of the rulebook.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:59:42 PM
No.1843292
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>>1843294
>>1843289
Mate are you trying to convince me that I didn't have the experiences I've had
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:00:15 PM
No.1843294
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:00:33 PM
No.1843297
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>>1843350
>>1843275
In a just world we would tap on a key inside Tabletop Simulator instead of typing on a keyboard.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:32:05 PM
No.1843350
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>23 new posts
>not a single lobby
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:55:08 PM
No.1843402
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:02:27 PM
No.1843415
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>>1843281
We've become extremely efficient at it
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:03:36 PM
No.1843416
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>>1843389
Host leader of the cabal is not home yet
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:37:45 AM
No.1843589
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>>1843623
>>1843059
>>What's the general timezone here?
8PM ET is the usual hosting time, there were some European time hosts but they are rarer now. People are encouraged to just host whenever, there's probably some dude lurking to join even if you don't get any (You)s to your interest-gathering post. Anons are shy
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:01:43 AM
No.1843623
[Report]
>>1843589
>there's probably some dude lurking to join even if you don't get any (You)s to your interest-gathering post. Anons are shy
this is me
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:19:58 AM
No.1843696
[Report]
>>1843717
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
>>1843696
4 nigga decryptin'
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:38:35 AM
No.1843791
[Report]
>>1844765
>>1843717
It's a round 8 tie
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:07:15 AM
No.1843804
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>>1843984
Didn't know that music disc had a corrupt file, reopening
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:25:08 AM
No.1843814
[Report]
>>1843870
Heat with 4
>>1843814
>e*roslop
Why not play a real racing board game, like Thunder Road
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:37:46 AM
No.1843881
[Report]
Race ends with Jody Summer taking it from behind ;) for the win! Followed by 2 guys on 1 car, Putt Putt, and Takumi being dead last after leading the pack for the entirety of the race >:T
The racism doesn't end, playing Thunder Road Vendetta with 4
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:13:08 AM
No.1843914
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:20:05 AM
No.1843920
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>>1843967
>>1843900
>bastard child of dice rolling and e*roslop action pools
Why not play a real racing combat tabletop game, like Gaslands
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:04:28 AM
No.1843959
[Report]
>>1843960
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:05:11 AM
No.1843960
[Report]
>>1843959
I just typed "im back" and the lobby died, Steam seems to be offline for me. Reopened tho
>>1843920
>>1843870
Why not host it yourself if you love it so much? You're not a coward, are you?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:22:39 AM
No.1843970
[Report]
Teal wins the game by sheer skill of wind existing!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:25:44 AM
No.1843971
[Report]
Ending the sesh with some Clover
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:45:55 AM
No.1843984
[Report]
>>1843804
Which disc
>>1843967
At this point we've all figured out he's just baiting, we know exactly who that guy is and he never joins lobbies anyway
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:04:11 AM
No.1843996
[Report]
>>1843967
>not hosting Gaslands makes you a coward
This, at least, we can agree on, and it's thankfully not a problem for me, but it's rather impolite for you to directly insult the anon hosting right now.
Feeling like some light games
Lobby: /vm/ - AAAAAAAAAAAA
Pass: tits
Game: Assorted garbage. I've got some 2P and 4P stuff.
Ping: 999ms
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:31:19 PM
No.1844672
[Report]
>>1844619
And closed after inactivity for 30mins
The quest to actually host Grimdark Firefight and Beer & Bread continues on another day
>>1843717
>>1843791
So yeah the Decrypto mod has a big error where it completely skips a team's own encryption if intercepted (meaning they can't get a miscommunication token even if they are wrong), hopefully one of our helpful anons can take a crack at it and fix it. Also apparently there's 369 words in the list out of the 440 words in the real game, though the real game uses 2 sided cards that contain 4 words each, so some combinations are impossible
So basically, team NS that game on round 5.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:02:10 PM
No.1844833
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>>1844838
>>1844765
which workshop upload is it?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:03:03 PM
No.1844838
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>>1844765
Yeah I dunno anon have you tried reading the script? It sure is a mystery.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:34:48 PM
No.1844900
[Report]
>>1844883
In a bit more seriousness, moving the "if roundResults[team].correctGuess then ... else ... end" block to outside of the "if not correctCodeRevealed then ... end" block should fix it. Just put it right after the end terminator.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:37:53 PM
No.1844905
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>>1845012
>>1844765
I think the bigger issue was not being able to scroll logs/clues during the tie breaker.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:51:46 PM
No.1844919
[Report]
chatgpt is useful for bitch work such as sorting all these IDs into groupings of my choosing. unfortunately it's not smart enough to make the base extension groups without accidentally including roles I do not want, so I have to do that part myself. Maybe I should've just wrote it so that it ignores any roles that have already been deployed rather than spitting out an error, but I'm still new to this so whatever.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:29:37 AM
No.1844980
[Report]
>>1844619
huh, 9 PM
Too bad I wasn't looking at the thread at the time
I still don't get what this
>ping: 999ms
meme is supposed to mean, or why you use a different password
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:54:26 AM
No.1845012
[Report]
>>1844883
>have you tried reading the script?
I'm not a nerd so no B)
>>1844905
Oh right! Whoever is taking a look at it, after the tiebreak you can't scroll down to see previous clues, which is ass, there's enough space on the board to make the complete list always fully visible, so if anon is still here looking at it, could you check in on that too? thanks.
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:05:34 AM
No.1845211
[Report]
>>1845140
Well that was a shitshow, deleted by guards in 20 minutes.
5 players in lobby btw
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:21:35 AM
No.1845232
[Report]
Couping with 6
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:29:29 AM
No.1845299
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>>1846492
*blocks your path*
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:38:52 AM
No.1845310
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>>1845344
Playing Heat with 5
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:34:54 AM
No.1845344
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:56:09 AM
No.1845352
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>>1845358
SKELETON MAN WINS
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:01:26 AM
No.1845358
[Report]
i hope everyone in this thread gets diarrhea
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:13:00 AM
No.1845366
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>>1845359
brrrraaaaaaappppp
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:15:07 AM
No.1845368
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any good recent solo game?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:02:50 AM
No.1845406
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:21:33 AM
No.1845434
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>>1845386
Any multiplayer game can be played against yourself and it's infinitely better than whatever s*l* designer can accomplish.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:24:03 AM
No.1845440
[Report]
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:26:04 AM
No.1845442
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>>1845140
Closing lobby, we played some Metal Gear, Heat, Coup, Decrypto a bunch of times. Was that all? Can't recall.
See you next time!
>check bread
>kino 4chan-developed wargame gets no players
>e*roslop gets 5-6 players
>slopheads will continues to act like this is a hoster-willingness issue
Really makes you think-a-clink, hrm??
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:42:06 AM
No.1845460
[Report]
>>1845478
>>1845456
>4chan-developed wargame
whats it called
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:22:32 AM
No.1845478
[Report]
>>1845460
I think he means this guy
>>1844619
He hosted at 9 PM EU time which is usually when US time anons are still working or whatever they're doing at that time (not gaming apparently)
That timeslot gets players only in the weekend if any at all
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:49:39 AM
No.1845499
[Report]
>>1845456
>4chan-developed wargame
Unless anon happens to be a professional designer, that doesn't sound like a good thing.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:13:07 PM
No.1845705
[Report]
>>1845456
Do not use my lobby to bully the euro players
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:14:15 AM
No.1846492
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:16:01 AM
No.1846495
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>>1846503
Anyone for some social deduction/bluffing games?
lobby name /vg/
pass: rage
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:19:17 AM
No.1846503
[Report]
>>1846518
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:35:29 AM
No.1846518
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>>1846521
>>1846503
Try searching with just /v
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:37:31 AM
No.1846521
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>>1846525
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:39:14 AM
No.1846525
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>>1846527
>>1846521
Show your filters.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:40:38 AM
No.1846527
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>>1846525
I never use the filters. The post was half an hour ago so maybe he just closed it.
Hosting soon
room name: /vg/
pass: rage
If anyone has a preference for a specific game let me know and I'll get it, personally would be interested in a social deduction style game if we can get enough ppl
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:05:29 PM
No.1847964
[Report]
>>1847948
I'd join but I'm too tired. Ganbatte, anon.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:07:52 AM
No.1848032
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>>1847948
Game room is up btw
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:54:43 AM
No.1848121
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>>1847948
Do you have it set to invite only or something? I don't see it.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:40:59 AM
No.1848313
[Report]
>>1848352
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:05:40 AM
No.1848352
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>>1848370
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:16:29 AM
No.1848370
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>>1848389
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:27:19 AM
No.1848389
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>>1848398
>>1848370
Sadly that was all the time we had for tonight.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:32:05 AM
No.1848398
[Report]
>>1848480
>>1848389
i was gonna join
this is what i get for gooning for too long
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:19:00 AM
No.1848480
[Report]
>>1848398
Tomorrow is another day
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:43:12 AM
No.1849814
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>>1849826
Anyone hosting?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:56:49 AM
No.1849826
[Report]
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:24:51 AM
No.1849926
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>>1849970
Alright alright
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:59:55 AM
No.1849970
[Report]
>>1849973
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:02:20 AM
No.1849973
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>>1850077
>>1849970
No, 4 players in Clank with 2 spectators.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:10:21 AM
No.1850077
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>>1849973
Game ends 120 to not 120 times 3
Playing Heat with 5 (6)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:38:03 AM
No.1850116
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>>1850127
Everybody knows Karts are faster because of that drift boost.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:46:03 AM
No.1850127
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>>1850135
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:50:55 AM
No.1850135
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>>1850127
I play this on loop when racing online in Outrun 2006.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:52:22 AM
No.1850204
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>>1850207
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:53:54 AM
No.1850207
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:09:46 AM
No.1850224
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Putt Putt wins ONCE AGAIN followed closely by BD Joe who had a rough start but through good handling managed to get back on track, then Takumi who fell short after drifting a little too much, then Crash had to calm his poor engine down in the middle, never to recover, and Dr Steward suffered some engine malfunction fucking him right at the end
GG!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:48:54 PM
No.1851032
[Report]
>pirating 50gb professional texture packs just so I can get a table texture that doesn't look like shit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:50:15 AM
No.1851550
[Report]
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:02:46 AM
No.1851642
[Report]
>>1851761
Doing Yokohama with 4
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:34:58 AM
No.1851761
[Report]
>>1851778
>>1851642
>Euro game: -_-
>Euro game, Japan: :O
Close game we had right until the end! The Blue player ends up winning with a score of 111 points, followed by Yellow and Green with 97 and 92 points respectively; sadly, player Red got blocked and lost tempo and got left behind at the end with 68 points, at least he made the most donations to the church as a good Kirishitan and will get to see the Kingdom of God, so who truly won after all?
GG and WP, hope you had fun, see ya next time.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:09:53 AM
No.1851778
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>>1851787
>>1851761
>Euro game: -_-
>Euro game, Japan: -_-
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:41:28 AM
No.1851787
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>>1851778
Miku prefers historical wargames.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:01:43 PM
No.1852561
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>>1852610
What have I done…
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:47:13 PM
No.1852610
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>>1852613
>>1852561
kino
i must have these
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:49:17 PM
No.1852613
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>>1852650
>>1852610
You must play 100 Eurogames in order to unlock one Gacha style.
This one is cool, I like this one.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:18:36 PM
No.1852650
[Report]
What if I were to host right now, would everyone be at work or hungover?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:00:24 AM
No.1853224
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:43:00 AM
No.1853279
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>>1853223
If you host now, I'm at work, but I have nothing to do at work so I can still join
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:27:10 PM
No.1854397
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>>1854413
>>1854438
If I host soon, is anyone up for some comfy gaming?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:38:44 PM
No.1854413
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>>1854418
>>1854438
Now these are some Presidents to be proud of.
>>1854397
What do you have in mind?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:45:11 PM
No.1854418
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>>1854446
>>1854413
Social deduction games, open world, i'm open to most genres
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:01:34 AM
No.1854438
[Report]
>>1854397
I'm around, sure.
>>1854413
Nice meeps.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:06:30 AM
No.1854445
[Report]
>>1854446
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:10:22 AM
No.1854446
[Report]
>>1854445
>>1854418
Are these two lobbies or what
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:24:53 AM
No.1854521
[Report]
>>1854706
Played Bullet
Now Heat with 6
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:18:41 AM
No.1854706
[Report]
>>1854521
Game ends, somebody won.
One more Heat game apparently.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:36:43 AM
No.1854794
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:39:07 AM
No.1854797
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:46:45 AM
No.1854811
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>>1854836
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:02:40 AM
No.1854836
[Report]
>>1854989
>>1854811
Playing Hotline Miami: The Board Game
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:34:22 AM
No.1854989
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>>1854836
We did unspeakable things and played other unspeakable games.
Session is over. GGs and thanks for joining.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:42:44 AM
No.1856534
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>>1856569
Board games tonight?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:21:52 AM
No.1856569
[Report]
>>1856534
I can host in an hour or so
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:01 AM
No.1856656
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>>1856696
Check out that expert timeframe calculation
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:41:07 AM
No.1856696
[Report]
>>1856864
>>1856656
Playing Through the Ages with 3
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:07:37 AM
No.1856864
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>>1856696
Brutal game! Even after attempts at kingmaking, the Red Player comes out victorious with 167 Culture, followed by Green with 117 and the Blue civ coming up short with a very efficient yet quite uncultured 73.
GG and WP, playing some Scout next.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:19:52 AM
No.1856908
[Report]
Scout is over! GG
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:58:56 PM
No.1857732
[Report]
>>1857754
>>1857896
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:31:17 AM
No.1857754
[Report]
>>1857732
Must be too early, closing
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:26:58 AM
No.1857896
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>>1857905
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:39:56 AM
No.1857905
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>>1857896
Sure, it's open
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:54:32 AM
No.1857922
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>>1857939
Playing some good ass Pax
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:14:51 AM
No.1857939
[Report]
>>1858052
>>1857922
Islam becomes supreme in 16 minutes for the win!
Playing game 2.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:43:49 AM
No.1858052
[Report]
>>1857939
Wew this one was brutal, ended up in a Patron victory TIEBREAK! Most money wins by just a couple florins. What a game.
Doing a final GWT now before ending, you can stop this by joining.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:13:40 AM
No.1858189
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>>1858190
And it ends 92 to 87 in 1 hour 20 minutes!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:14:42 AM
No.1858190
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:29:03 AM
No.1858209
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The Decrypto mod is fixed
We just need to check that word randomizer
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:27:13 AM
No.1859229
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>>1859248
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:06:25 AM
No.1859248
[Report]
>>1859279
>>1859229
Long ass adventure happening
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:00:01 AM
No.1859279
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>>1859248
erm, did I say Pokémon, I totally meant Decrypto haha.
My Tragedy Loopers mod is mostly done. Now to shanghai my friends into playing it.
>>1859338
that's the higurashi social deduction game right? does it work well in TTS?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:18:54 AM
No.1859438
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>>1859340
>social deduction
No it's a 1v3 deduction game with a time travel theme. Everyone knows which player is the bad guy.
The 3 players on a team are trying to find out what their objective is and what levers the 1 has to mess with them.
The 1 player by themself is trying to prevent the team from discovering their objective before the game clock runs out.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:23:50 AM
No.1859443
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>>1859338
How can I become your friend?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:22:39 AM
No.1859502
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>>1859340
>Higurashi
The only Higurashi element is time travel and one sub plot that is literally just Hinamizawa syndrome. It works perfectly in TTS since you're not allowed to table talk in general anyway unless the GM is lenient, but unless you're in voice chat you should give extra time between loops for table talk since everyone has to type over each other.
There are also some 5-6 player house rules in the unlikely event that you get that many people who want to play at once. I have a 6p table but I haven't added all the scripting and setup to it yet.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:13:01 PM
No.1860380
[Report]
>>1860564
>open art of rally in a Unity ripper for them nice little car models
>the cars are like 7 objects each, separated by part (bumper, lights, tire, etc.)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:02:31 AM
No.1860564
[Report]
>>1860599
>>1860380
It's actually really simple to bake them into 1 texture and obj, if you need help just tell me when I host a lobby.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:14:17 AM
No.1860599
[Report]
>>1860625
>>1860564
If you want to do the bitch work it'd be appreciated, I'd have to figure out which part goes to where since they aren't labeled though (not sure if they're interchangeable). The Workshop needs more vehicles.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:32:07 AM
No.1860625
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>>1860599
Yeah I'm happy to help, we'll find each other in the next lobby
>>1834518 (OP)
Does it work on steam deck and can I import 40k into it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:40:56 AM
No.1861212
[Report]
>>1861287
>>1861196
it runs fine but needs remapping controls because the default TTS controller control scheme is funny at best
yes, wargames are popular, just not in this thread.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:33:45 AM
No.1861287
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>>1861196
how exactly do you plan on playing wargames like that on a controller? don't they require precise control over distances? pretty sure i've seen people irl playing them with a measuring tape for the distance the miniatures move, since they're not playing on a grid
but also what
>>1861212 said, we play boardgames, not wargames
best gacha mods? any version is fine, i still havent made a toymy
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:10:03 PM
No.1861591
[Report]
>>1861589
?????
wrong thread?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:47:13 AM
No.1862350
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>>1861589
>best gacha mods?
there are tons of tcg mods out there
Anyone up for games in an hour or two? Mostly interested in trying out some older classics.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:26:31 PM
No.1863063
[Report]
>>1863083
>>1863037
>up for games in an hour or two
Maybe
>trying out some older classic
Ah, no thanks then. Keep your ancient e*ro sloppa to yourself, old man.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:38:24 PM
No.1863083
[Report]
>>1863088
>>1863063
>ameritrash can't be old and classic
lol pleb. See you in 30 minutes when I host Nexus Ops (2nd edition).
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:40:13 PM
No.1863088
[Report]
>>1863111
>>1863083
>old and classic
>game from 2005
Sorry, I don't play with zoom zooms
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:53:11 PM
No.1863111
[Report]
>>1863088
you're just afraid of losing, lol
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:33:49 PM
No.1863160
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>>1863175
>>1863037
I'm in, although i usually don't know how to play, so i might need little guidance at first (or manuals)
Hosting Nexus Ops, and maybe some other chill games afterwards. Join if you wanna, no pressure tho. We're cool in here.
>/vm/ and pretzels gaming
>rage
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:38:46 PM
No.1863171
[Report]
>>1863175
>>1863163
Based. BTFO that other faggot above
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:42:00 PM
No.1863175
[Report]
>>1863179
>>1863160
Join up when you can, buddy, we do teaching for free
>>1863163
>>1863171
Hey, watch your profanity. We don't hate losers, we just ignore them. Not worth our time getting angry at them.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:50:16 PM
No.1863179
[Report]
>>1863543
>>1863175
Ah shit, i need to have lunch first, sorry. I'll join later
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:10:59 PM
No.1863227
[Report]
>>1863229
>we don't hate losers, we just ignore them
Apparently!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:11:54 PM
No.1863229
[Report]
>>1863237
>>1863227
why didn't you join? you're not a loser, are ya?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:16:11 PM
No.1863237
[Report]
>>1863229
I don't like pretzels
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:30:43 PM
No.1863543
[Report]
>>1863179
are you really having lunch for two and a half hours?
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:13:11 PM
No.1863618
[Report]
>>1863717
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:30:52 PM
No.1863717
[Report]
>>1863618
Game ends 13 pretzels vs 11 beers!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:41:02 PM
No.1863736
[Report]
>>1863574
Taking a break, hit me up with one of them (You)s if you're up to continue the gameage in an hour and a half or so
Anyone wanna play Lego Monkey Palace?
I'm up for another ≤1 hour game instead if you'd prefer!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:46 AM
No.1864032
[Report]
>>1864033
>>1864027
Sure, how does it play?
>>1864033
Well then, host away, I wonder if it'll even work well with TTS wonky physics.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:49 AM
No.1864043
[Report]
>>1864048
>>1864038
there's some scripts that help it out. but yeah gimme a bit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:07:26 AM
No.1864045
[Report]
>>1864064
>>1834653
this board moves so slowly that generals are really not a problem and don't overtake other threads.
>>1864038
>>1864043
room name: /vm/
password: rage
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:32:55 AM
No.1864064
[Report]
>>1864077
>>1864045
>generals are really not a problem
Because of generals, we now live in a world where /vm/ barely has a double digit number of threads that weren't made this year, and you say we don't have a problem
You need to go back.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:42:01 AM
No.1864077
[Report]
>>1864079
>>1864064
anon... it has threads that weren't made this year because the board is incredibly slow...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:21 AM
No.1864079
[Report]
>>1864081
>>1864077
Reread the post, dumbass
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:56 AM
No.1864081
[Report]
>>1864086
>>1864079
I did. generals aren't at fault for the board moving slow.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:47:14 AM
No.1864086
[Report]
>>1864088
>>1864081
That's not the point, you idiot. The post is saying the board is moving far too fast these days.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:49:10 AM
No.1864088
[Report]
>>1864093
>>1864086
oh they were being sarcastic! sorry!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:52:07 AM
No.1864093
[Report]
>>1864094
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:53:36 AM
No.1864094
[Report]
>>1864162
>>1864093
apologies for assuming they were saying something reasonable
The monkey palace has been rebuilt!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:17:09 AM
No.1864117
[Report]
That was janky as fuck but it just werkd.
>>1864048
>>1864027
Thank you for hosting.
That was janky as fuck but it just werkd.
>>1864048
>>1864027
Thank you for hosting.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:09:27 AM
No.1864162
[Report]
>>1864094
Ah, so you are just the resident shitposter then
Carry on
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:13:06 AM
No.1864171
[Report]
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:09:26 PM
No.1864745
[Report]
>>1865130
>>1864114
>>1864119
Was it good though?
>>1864033
>>1864114
Riddle me this: why does it have cards instead of drawing legos from a bag?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:03:22 PM
No.1864923
[Report]
>>1865133
>>1864747
because the cards are both your victory point counters, and piece income counters. The taller you can build, the more your monkeys are motivated, the more stuff you get; but if you manage to build tall enough to earn the highest card, your monkeys demand a break.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:15:33 AM
No.1865130
[Report]
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:16:42 AM
No.1865133
[Report]
>>1865169
>>1864747
>>1864923
also the game just wouldn't work if you were given random pieces. it's very intentionally designed.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:39:29 AM
No.1865169
[Report]
>>1865179
>>1865133
I wasn't suggesting players get random pieces to build with. I was wondering why the cards aren't block assemblies.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:43:13 AM
No.1865179
[Report]
>>1865196
>>1865169
??? how would that even work?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:52:48 AM
No.1865196
[Report]
>>1865179
You build them when you first set up the game and they're just together after that.
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:04:08 AM
No.1866499
[Report]
>>1866527
>>1866460
Nevermind, friends called.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:47 AM
No.1866527
[Report]
>>1866529
>>1866460
>>1866499
Sure, that's what happened. Not you sitting alone for 40 minutes because everyone wised up to e*ros being sl*ppa
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:36:08 AM
No.1866529
[Report]
>>1866527
He will never add you on Steam
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:07:10 PM
No.1867399
[Report]
>>1867785
i need discord link for server with games outside of workshop
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:05:02 PM
No.1867785
[Report]
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:53:08 AM
No.1868495
[Report]
>>1868571
Grand Autismo Hotel
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:12:24 AM
No.1868571
[Report]
>>1868495
Got me arse kicked, ggs
Anybody interested in playing pic related in like ~10 hours (0230-0300 UTC)? I love FCM and HC and haven't yet tried bus but am eyeing the physical version since it is back in print.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:44:25 PM
No.1869330
[Report]
>>1869550
>>1869320
Sure, we'll need 1 more person to play.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:20:03 PM
No.1869550
[Report]
>>1869845
>>1869330
ANY TAKERS????
ETA ~8-9 HOURS FOR GOOD OL' FASHIONED SPLOTTER FUN
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:31:32 PM
No.1869845
[Report]
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:28:43 PM
No.1869906
[Report]
>>1869320
I'd love to play but I got work on Friday, can we move this to Saturday instead?
I'll warm up the lobby in hopes a lurker joins so we can be 3
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:27:59 AM
No.1870219
[Report]
>>1870226
>>1870160
Aside from a lil' conversation we couldn't get the needed players to do some Time Traveling Public Transport work.
>>1870219
Have you uhhhhhhhhhh considered playing any GOOD games
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:47:42 AM
No.1870233
[Report]
I might host Tragedy Loopers Friday or Saturday night EST if I'm around, how many of you lurking fags would want to play?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:20:08 AM
No.1870324
[Report]
>>1870238
I'll try to be there even if it's in the dead of night for me
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:42:19 AM
No.1870343
[Report]
>>1870238
Would be there if I wasn't away at a con.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:52:27 AM
No.1870410
[Report]
>>1870226
>Bus is not a good game
Huh ok
>>1870238
I'm not able to pull all nighters anymore, not as long as I work anyway, I basically fall asleep at midnight or 1 AM whether I want to or not
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:08 AM
No.1871680
[Report]
Guys can we play something tonight?
Anyone down for Bus? Can we realize
>>1870160's goal?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:48:12 AM
No.1871949
[Report]
>>1871912
Don't count on me for the time being, sorry.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:57:40 AM
No.1872035
[Report]
>>1872049
>>1871912
If you're still up, I'm available
I went to sleep at 8 PM because i had a headache (not even retired elderly go that early) so now I'm wide awake
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:16:14 AM
No.1872049
[Report]
>>1872035
I'm down.
Let me get a lobby up.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:33 AM
No.1872051
[Report]
>>1872063
/v/roooooom
pass: the usual
Let's drop some fucking alcoholics off at home and work unless time gets stopped.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:06 AM
No.1872063
[Report]
>>1872051
Well we had 2 for a minute, looking for at least 3 to play Bus.
Come on in, we don't bite hard UwU
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:15 AM
No.1872068
[Report]
>>1872096
BUS TIME BABY
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:02:10 AM
No.1872096
[Report]
>>1872068
Give me a few minutes and I'll be there, only opened the thread now so didnt know game time was on
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:30:08 AM
No.1872126
[Report]
>>1872158
WE OUT HERE
>>1872126
just press f11 next time you want a screenshot.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:44:14 AM
No.1872189
[Report]
>>1872863
>>1872158
AND RED COMES IN WITH THE WIN WITH 11 POINTS, FOLLOWED BY GREEN WITH 7 AND YELLOW WITH A PITIFUL 4!
GREAT GAME, WELL PLAYED!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:44:43 AM
No.1872191
[Report]
>>1872158
but the hentai mosaic censor is hot
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:18 AM
No.1872307
[Report]
Best Dungeon Mayhem to subscribe to?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:06:48 PM
No.1872362
[Report]
>>1872370
>>1872414
Hey, guys. I'm heavily antisocial, so I was wondering if you guys could recommend some games I could enjoy playing singleplayer. Specifically RPGs. So far Nemesis is the only one I've thoroughly enjoyed. I tried Ironsworn, but that shit is hardly even a game. I tried other games too, but none were truly compatible with singleplayer without making me play with two characters.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:17:52 PM
No.1872370
[Report]
>>1872375
>>1872362
Kingdom death monster
Too Many Bones
Mage Knight
Tainted Grail
Final Girl
I'm not a solitaire player but these are the games i've seen mentioned around in regards to solo games. dunno if they can be true-solo though
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:20:42 PM
No.1872375
[Report]
>>1872384
>>1872370
What's each one of those like? Or have you not tried each?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:29:35 PM
No.1872384
[Report]
>>1872375
I've only played MK and KDM; KDM true solo (only one character) might be a bit too challenging, though I don't know if there's an adjustable difficulty
MK i've seen many play it solo and it's pretty solid I'd say
Never played the rest but TMB is pretty popular
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:49:29 PM
No.1872414
[Report]
>>1872362
i recommend you at least give multiplayer games a try.
having said that, if you can get your hands on City of Six Moons and scan it and upload the scans on Tabletop Simulator i'll suck your dick irl (no homo)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:40:58 PM
No.1872863
[Report]
>>1873762
>>1872189
Are you
>>1869320?
What did you think of it?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:28:25 PM
No.1873756
[Report]
>>1873760
So, can I join some games if I'm an ESL third-worlder? My English is pretty good, but you can tell I'm not a native speaker. I can handle the bants just fine, like any 4chan user, but I'm wondering if I’ll get kicked out or something since ESL hate is pretty strong on /v/.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:31:42 PM
No.1873760
[Report]
>>1873779
>>1873756
Nobody cares man, we also only use text chat here, what are your favorite board games?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:33:50 PM
No.1873762
[Report]
>>1872863
Yes that's me.
Enjoyed it and definitely see the potential for cutthroat interactions once I'm more familiar with the mechanics which is what I enjoy most with Splotter games. I also feel like it would play better with 4-5 players.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:46:27 PM
No.1873779
[Report]
>>1873808
>>1873760
>we also only use text chat here
Interesting I thought everyone used voice chat for some reason.
I am new to board games, right now I really like Dominion and I also enjoyed Clank. I also played Castles of Burgundy, A feast for Odin and Carcassonne but I really disliked them. I think tile placement games just aren't my thing.
I want to try some heavier games like Doomhaven and Spirit Island or something less popular too but the rulebooks for these games are a bit scary.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:15:32 PM
No.1873808
[Report]
>>1873976
>>1873779
Welcome to the cardboard addiction anon. I'll host some games later today most likely in case you wanna join.
>I think tile placement games just aren't my thing
Damn, I was planning on hosting this lovely logistico-economic tile placing game about building old cars lol
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:58:07 AM
No.1873976
[Report]
>>1873808
>lovely logistico-economic tile placing game about building old cars
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:19:15 AM
No.1874011
[Report]
>>1874020
HOST WHEN?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:22:47 AM
No.1874020
[Report]
>>1874119
>>1874011
Now
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:30:26 AM
No.1874119
[Report]
>>1874161
>>1874020
Dang did I fall for the host when swindle once again?
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:47:03 AM
No.1874161
[Report]
>>1874170
>>1874119
or he changed his mind when you mentioned that game
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:53:29 AM
No.1874170
[Report]
>>1874161
Niggas really be scared of fun
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 9:08:33 PM
No.1875909
[Report]
>>1876065
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Why should I use clunky tabletop simulator rather than play the digital edition of each game? Most games already have digital editions
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 10:00:07 PM
No.1876056
[Report]
>>1876065
Playing redeem the dice, the board game
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 10:04:42 PM
No.1876065
[Report]
>>1876075
>>1881260
>>1875909
>>1876056
>more e*ro trash
This is why lobbies don't get 4 players anymore
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 10:08:33 PM
No.1876075
[Report]
>>1876065
We are 4 thougheveralbeit
>>1876044
Actually only a small percentage of board games have a digital version, you can add up the BGA implementations but those are kinda doodoo in my opinion
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 10:27:32 PM
No.1876088
[Report]
>>1876784
Lewd
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 11:08:11 PM
No.1876148
[Report]
Blue player manages to balance their riches and fame in order to become the fastest scam caller in this side of the pond, GG!
Walking dogs, will be back.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 11:25:14 PM
No.1876181
[Report]
>>1876044
because only some games have digital editions, not all of them, not even most of them. not even all the good ones. for the real good shit, IRL and TTS (which is basically an emulator of IRL) are the only options.
also, you'll have to buy each digital version separately, vs the unlimited power of custom content (read: scan a game and import the images) allowing for all the games only for the price of one Tabletop SImulator per player.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 11:57:24 PM
No.1876225
[Report]
>>1876273
>>1876286
And we're back
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 12:25:00 AM
No.1876273
[Report]
>>1876225
Got some dudes in here
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 12:37:04 AM
No.1876286
[Report]
>>1876466
>>1876474
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 2:35:17 AM
No.1876466
[Report]
>>1876474
>>1876286
Green player wins 102 vs 84 vs 56 vs 0 in this very illegal game, gg and wp, thank you all for joining, see y'all next time.
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 2:41:05 AM
No.1876474
[Report]
>>1881260
>>1876286
>>1876466
>need to abandon typical e*roshit and revert to Clank in order to try to get 4 players
A tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 9:23:52 AM
No.1876784
[Report]
How about some Pirate Adventure with some Merchants & Marauders tonight? If you haven't played previously I suggest you learn the game beforehand to reduce downtime and length, it's not Pokémon-tier long maybe, but it can drag a bit if people aren't familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es2zfYBb3cA
>1876474
What's wrong with our resident schizo, he's been even more aggressive lately
>>1877326
Always depends on what you mean by "tonight"
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 6:51:43 PM
No.1877585
[Report]
>>1877612
>>1877543
>depends on what you mean by "tonight"
Oh right, silly me, around 7PM ET is my target, right after I come back from work and finish some housework. How does that sound?
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 6:56:35 PM
No.1877612
[Report]
>>1877585
I'll pass
A couple days more and I'll be able to stay up late without worrying about work, but for now that's not an option for me, hf
Anonymous
7/28/2025, 7:40:09 PM
No.1877802
[Report]
>>1877543
You're using the term schizo wrong
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 1:39:31 AM
No.1878706
[Report]
>>1877326
>>1878698
>hosting a lobby exclusively for am*ritrash bullshit
Don't cater to the schizo
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 1:55:27 AM
No.1878721
[Report]
>>1878990
>>1878713
You're the only one doing that by giving them attention.
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 2:55:37 AM
No.1878807
[Report]
>>1878978
The sea has become a dangerous place already
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 5:36:13 AM
No.1878978
[Report]
>>1878807
And so it ends, and what an adventure it was!
Marauder Christian Marquis plundered and fucked with the wrong people, eventually being banned from the entire map! Even the Spanish were mad at him despite them being falsely accused by Gerit Van Der Borght. Somehow he managed to keep himself alive and begin a journey back into becoming the king of the seas.
Too bad it was too late cuz while he was doing that, Gerit the Neckbearded Merchant sailed all over, selling fine goods and checking if one or 2 rumours he heard around were true, even escaped death after Marquis and his Pirate friends all went for his head, you gotta drive a galleon real good in order to escape a man o war. Game ends 11 Glory vs 5 theoretical 9, fyi! GG and well played, that was a lot of fun.
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 5:46:41 AM
No.1878990
[Report]
>>1878721
That's what the schizo would say
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 9:16:58 AM
No.1879119
[Report]
>>1880094
>>1878713
I've only played it once but I don't think I'd call it an ameritrash
Then again the line between american and euro has become blurry nowadays and the terms are thrown around and used as strawmen, the schizo himself probably doesnt even know the difference and uses "euro" as substitute for "thing i dont like"
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 7:37:18 PM
No.1880094
[Report]
>>1881183
>>1879119
>the schizo himself probably doesnt even know the difference and uses "euro" as substitute for "thing i dont like"
To be fair, that sounds entirely like reductionist and strawman thinking. The euro hating anon has shown incredible integrity with the games they complain about, and words like yours betray that you merely take issue with him having complaints at all, as you otherwise don't actually have anything substantial to deflate his arguments and instead resort to your own imaginations.
That's awfully petty of you, anon. This isn't /v/, you can participate in discussions with contradicting viewpoints honestly here.
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 7:45:39 PM
No.1880112
[Report]
>incredible integrity with the games they complain about
randomly saying the same thing everytime doesn't make it any less random, get better bait
Anonymous
7/29/2025, 8:01:13 PM
No.1880149
[Report]
>"randomly saying"
>anti-schizo anons can't recognize eurogames
>because anti-schizo anons don't actually play games
They aint beating the /v/-expat allegations, folks
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 3:37:05 AM
No.1881045
[Report]
>>1881061
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Feeling Pax Porfiriana tonight
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 3:57:02 AM
No.1881061
[Report]
>>1881175
>>1881045
Doing some Project L instead, that's kind of mexican, right?
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 4:17:00 AM
No.1881075
[Report]
>>1881064
PP's not even that heavy.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 5:43:13 AM
No.1881175
[Report]
>>1881061
Game ended 16 to 14 btw
>>1880094
>This isn't /v/, you can participate in discussions with contradicting viewpoints honestly here.
yeah, tell that to the guy who doesn't play, doesn't host, and just complains like a coward.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 5:59:57 AM
No.1881186
[Report]
>>1881260
>>1881183
Okay, I will
>>1881183
This isn't /v/, you can participate in discussions with contradicting viewpoints honestly here.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:23:33 AM
No.1881260
[Report]
does anyone play ark nova here? or is that too new / hipster for this place?
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:01:38 PM
No.1881480
[Report]
>>1881471
It was hosted once or twice last year
I played it a couple times, not with /vm/
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:17:20 PM
No.1881489
[Report]
>>1881505
>>1881471
I was gonna say yeah until I realized that I was thinking of Arcs, not Ark Nova
I'd be willing to trying it, although I do consider games with a playing time of more than 90 minutes to be gay
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:43:24 PM
No.1881505
[Report]
>>1881610
>>1881822
>>1881489
Arcs doesn't play in 90 minutes, does it
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:56:52 PM
No.1881513
[Report]
>>1881471
It was hosted a couple times, the overall sentiment about it was something along the lines of 'too long for what it is'.
I'm down to play it again though.
>>1881505
I've never played it on TTS but I have a friend who swears Ark Nova takes 1 hour on BGA. When we played the physical game it took 4 hours.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 5:08:41 PM
No.1881664
[Report]
>>1881610
>Ark Nova takes 1 hour on BGA
It's a very competitive game on bga so players maximise their moves and rush for game end, plus the automation of things to keep track of speeds it up considerably. I can see it lasting 1 hour or so on there
I was talking about Arcs though, I don't think the average game takes less than 90 minutes, i played one last night and we ended the game prematurately (i let somebody win by not stealing the ambition from him, cause it was getting late) at chapter 4, and that was at the 3 hour and 15' mark with 4 players IRL
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:06:15 PM
No.1881822
[Report]
>>1881471
We play basically anything that gets hosted and taught, so if you wanna host at a time when people can play, then do so and people will play.
>>1881505
Basegame Arcs (with or without Leaders & Lore) can if everyone plays fast and thinks less. Blighted Reach is at least three times that, usually even longer, because despite having less actions total per Act, the amount of choices and negotiation it leads to more than makes up the time you would've saved.
>off-hours hosting rarely gets anons anymore
>especially midnight lobbies that didn't already start during prime time and survive off momentum
>but anons will show up in the middle of the night to be lolcows that constantly get baited by shitposters for (You)s and overreactions
Really makes you think
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 8:53:01 PM
No.1882034
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>>1881610
I do typically find digital board games to be faster, but it also just depends on the player group. Like Western Legends is a 60-90min game, and boy howdy does that one host really make it clear that he wishes that were true, but in practice it often still ends up being 2-3 hours long here.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 9:30:45 PM
No.1882103
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>>1882021
Truly discordant
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 9:37:23 PM
No.1882117
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>>1882256
>>1882021
and yet you still won't host, curious!
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 11:22:02 PM
No.1882256
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>>1882346
>>1882349
>>1882117
>it's a shame that hosting in off-hours has stopped getting players
>yeah but have you tried hosting?
Retard or GPT Post? Call it.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 12:34:36 AM
No.1882346
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>>1882355
>>1882256
To be fair, everybody will continue to not join as long as there is nobody hosting.
>But muh empty lobby
Try again.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 12:40:40 AM
No.1882349
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>>1882355
>>1882413
>>1882256
>anons show up in thread but don't play game? could it be because no host? no, it must be off-hours and timezone shenanigans! never can it be my fault!
i'll call your retard, and raise it all the way to antisocial behavior patterns.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 12:49:18 AM
No.1882355
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>>1882413
>>1882346
No dip it'll be tried again. Don't need you to say that, silly dingus anon. That's the difference between hosts and players: hosts will complain but try again, whereas players like that other guy will just complain and beg but then not show.
>>1882349
You're right. The fact that you'd go this far to try to make excuses and shift blame for the fact that you'd rather show up to the thread when it's time to get baited by shitposters but don't show up to thread when there's an off-hours host is in fact antisocial behavior patterns on your part.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 1:36:41 AM
No.1882413
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>>1882349
>>1882355
Why are you guys suddenly talking about anti social behavior patterns when there's nothing social happening even in full lobbies anyway besides that one schizo (on the rare occasions he does join) crying about trannies
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 2:19:27 AM
No.1882462
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>>1882546
Why don't you guys create a discord where you can have your schizo wars? I know the thread needs to be bumped but you guys could talk about board games in general instead of useless shit nobody cares about.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 3:27:51 AM
No.1882531
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>>1882572
Borgam
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 3:38:13 AM
No.1882546
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>>1882462
This. lolcows that just want to stir the pot should leave instead of bothering venerated e*roshit haters that are on-topic and actually talking about board games (even if it's ones they dislike), or hating on hostgods that are talking about how they want more players for their holy lobbies
>>1882531
Redeeming with 3
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 4:11:08 AM
No.1882575
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>>1882572
>e*ro
>sub-4 players
It is what it is what it is what it is what it is I guess
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 5:30:01 AM
No.1882666
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>>1882572
Game end with a Yellow victory! Nicely played y'all
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 6:39:56 AM
No.1882732
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Anonymous
7/31/2025, 6:59:48 AM
No.1882747
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>>1882753
>>1882685
And we got a winner in this very cloudy and difficult USA race! GG and WP.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 7:03:21 AM
No.1882753
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>>1882756
>>1882747
The game really is fast when people are paying attention huh.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 7:05:40 AM
No.1882756
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>>1882757
>>1882753
>it was fast because this time people were paying attention!
>meanwhile one of the players was talking about how they were actively spacing out
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 7:06:49 AM
No.1882757
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>>1882756
Only at the end thankfully, the wonders you can accomplish without AP and Alt Tabbing.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 9:43:34 AM
No.1882874
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>>1883546
Coming soon to "probably-mediocre licensed card game from the 90's you play once or twice between better games."
>>1882874
how soon? can you host right now?
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 10:08:21 PM
No.1883723
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>>1884158
>>1883546
I think he's still working on it, he posted that on /tg/ too
I'd host but my wifi is down and if I try with mobile data everyone gets automatically kicked
that said, I'm gonna try to gauge interest for 18xx games in the future once i get it sorted out. Would anyone be up to try Railways of the Lost Atlas?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 4:22:56 AM
No.1884158
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>>1883723
>random, player made map
intriguing. Also, Iberian Gauge went well last time it was hosted, 18XX is just a few steps further in the complexity track so it should go well too.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:33:06 AM
No.1884289
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>>1883546
I'm done with the game itself, just finding some music for it now.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 9:48:01 PM
No.1885849
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>>1885902
hope there will be some games tonight.
>>1885849
Only you can make that a certain reality.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:17:45 PM
No.1885954
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>>1885902
I intend to host Pokemon by 7PM ET if no one else plans on hosting.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:40:56 PM
No.1886035
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>>1886272
>>1885902
Bratty player anons like you are in need of correction
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 11:28:25 PM
No.1886272
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>>1886035
Host a room so I can receive my punishment daddy
/vm/ board games
pass:rage
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:13:42 AM
No.1886444
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:14:43 AM
No.1886710
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>>1886855
>>1886434
Game over, toaster-aigis is champion of Johto with Kana at her heels. The night is still relatively young so if there is interest I'm happy to play anything else.
GG I had fun.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:26:31 AM
No.1886855
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>>1886710
GAAAAAA I MISSED IT
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:53:01 PM
No.1887196
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>>1888774
Part of me kinda wants to play the Fallout Board game with you guys, but I get nervous trying to explain rules because I'm scared people will get mad...
Also I've heard it's more fun singleplayer anyways...
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:50:13 PM
No.1887576
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>>1887483
I'd play it if you want to host.
>>1887483
>I get nervous trying to explain rules because I'm scared people will get mad
at what? too many rules? you explaining them bad? sandboxy games like it and Western Legends do tend to have too many rules, but that's fine. and any amount of explaining is better than no explaining.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:07:09 PM
No.1888774
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>>1887196
Are you translation them yourself?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:49:34 PM
No.1888869
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>>1888981
>>1887776
WL has next to no rules compared to most games (but it's also kind of boring)
The fallout game is very encounter-based so it's basically a CYOA (and i dont recall it having that many rules) but I'm not sure many anons here would enjoy it
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:52:47 PM
No.1888879
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>>1888887
>>1887483
The Witcher Old World and the Skyrim Board Game both do what FO3 was trying to do better imo
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:00:00 PM
No.1888887
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>>1888879
I don't know enough about witcher and I've only played a little Skyrim.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:37:26 PM
No.1888981
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>>1887776
Seconding
>>1888869
Western Legends is a pretty simple and straightforward thing. The only "rules" that seem to trip people up is just playing the house for Poker or occasionally the NPC battles. Otherwise, it's mostly just all on the action sheet and cards.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:16:59 AM
No.1889274
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>>1889299
host?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:42:04 AM
No.1889299
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>>1889305
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:53:24 AM
No.1889305
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>>1889322
>>1889299
you aren't even going to host.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:55:22 AM
No.1889315
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>>1889327
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:01:03 AM
No.1889322
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>>1889305
Not with that attitude
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:09:21 AM
No.1889327
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>>1889315
2/??? Deciding on what to play
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:24:19 AM
No.1889454
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playing with /v/ 3 people
>>>/v/717135230
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:53:22 AM
No.1889802
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GGs we played some Cosmoctopus and a Burgundy game that ended 195 vs 196 vs 156, totally legal of course.
Well played and good night.
games tonight? hopefully starting earlier than yesterday
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:28:36 PM
No.1891012
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:07:38 PM
No.1891187
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Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:22:38 PM
No.1891455
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>>1891451
>/v/oard games
Me when the loser gets eaten
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:27:23 PM
No.1891467
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>>1891451
Starting some Horseless Carriage with 3
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:52:35 PM
No.1891809
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>>1891853
>>1891591
More like Horsefilled Shittage
More like Sloppa Spellen
More like bad board game
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:11:42 AM
No.1891853
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>>1891809
i dunno man i think it's a fun game
why do you not like fun games?
>>1891591
And game ends with Red scoring 140 moneys vs Yellow's 136 and Blue's 28*! GG and WP.
Lobby still open, deciding on what to play next.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:21:29 AM
No.1891876
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>>1891899
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:18 AM
No.1891899
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:39:40 AM
No.1891901
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>>1891857
Oh just noticed Blue cheated (to their own detriment since that space could have let them sell on further rounds) by placing 2 engines connected to each other.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:52:26 AM
No.1891918
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>>1891981
Time for Leg
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:55:29 AM
No.1891981
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:25:07 AM
No.1892022
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>>1892064
>5 of a kind
lmao
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:53:24 AM
No.1892064
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>>1892022
Truly the peak western cheater experience
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:57:06 AM
No.1892069
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>>1892098
Reimu becomes the most legendary outlaw in the west for the win!
32 vs 26 vs 9 Legendary Points
LET'S PLAY DECRYPTO NOW COME JOIN
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:19:05 AM
No.1892098
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>>1892069
2late for decrypto I guess, time for a final GWT showdown.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:01:27 AM
No.1892220
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Game ends 96 to 100! What a match!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:58:36 AM
No.1892264
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:35:47 PM
No.1892817
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>>1892237
How do you do that?
just wondering what do you guys do when the game needs you to select a random element that is not a card and cannot be shuffled? I guess throwing a dice works but it feels kind of clunky specially if the dice has more sides than there are objects
>>1892938
you can put objects in a bag and shuffle the bag, internally in code decks are actually a subtype of bag for cards only.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:46:11 PM
No.1892944
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>>1892943
ohh interesting thanks
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:50:19 PM
No.1892954
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>>1892993
>>1892938
Yep, always a bag
>>1892943
>internally in code decks are actually a subtype of bag for cards only.
How does that work for games with partially ordered decks (strata during setup, cards returned to the bottom unshuffled, etc.)?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:25:01 PM
No.1892993
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>>1892943
>>1892954
>there's always an old bag to throw one into
It's nice that you get your mom to show up for lobbies
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:43:23 PM
No.1893018
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>>1893037
>>1892972
what do you mean?
you shuffle the parts then organize it in order?
you can just put cards on the bottom of the deck, you dont need to shuffle it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:03:36 PM
No.1893037
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>>1893068
>>1893018
>what do you mean?
How does that work internally if they're secretly bags?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:26:08 PM
No.1893068
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>>1893083
>>1892972
Bags can be set to "first in last out" or "first in first out", Decks operate in both modes simultaneously depending on how you interact with them. For example, holding one card with LMB+RMB to slide it under the deck will add it to the bottom of the deck, but just dropping it will add it to the top; that is, if the facing matches, if you try to put a face-down card into a face-up deck it doesn't let you. Decks and other decks can also be stacked if the facing matches, but the slide trick doesn't work as RMB while holding a deck just ejects the bottom card (bags have similar behavior of placing one component out if you hold LMB + tap RMB). So, if you have one stack you can't shuffle and that needs to be on the bottom, just take the rest that needss to go above it and place it above, no faffing about needed.
>>1893037
Maybe they're not just bags, maybe they have more code, maybe they're actually different but use similar functions and thus share some interactions like the abovementioned hold LMB + tap RMB trick, or using number keys to draw a number of objects. If you want the technical details, ask the devs, not us random fools.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:42:27 PM
No.1893083
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>>1893068
>Maybe they're not just bags, maybe they have more code
Decks are mostly just bags, yeah. Depending on whether they're bags, stacks, or decks, they're all classified as containers and have access to most of the same member functions and variables. There's just a few exclusive ones for different types, and some different defaults
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:11:45 AM
No.1893588
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>>1893652
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:21:02 AM
No.1893652
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>>1893820
>>1893588
Time for Grand Autism
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:32:18 AM
No.1893820
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>>1893652
And so the game ends with scores of 163 vs 111 vs 91, nice!
GG and WP hope you enjoyed that.
I've improved the flex table with a function that automatically adjusts the aspect ratio to match the dimensions that are entered. Unfortunately TTS Lus can't read image dimensions directly, it seems, so it has to be manual.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:46:59 PM
No.1894559
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>>1894566
>>1894547
Did you fix the fact that the table is ever so slightly tilted? Like 178 degrees which becomes noticeable when you make it a little larger.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:52:43 PM
No.1894566
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>>1894625
>>1894559
Apparently that's because one of the pieces is rotated the wrong way. I rotated it and haven't noticed any tilt. What's the quickest way to test it? This is at 10x.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:40:55 PM
No.1894625
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>>1894633
>>1894566
Just use the gizmo tool (F8 I think) and click on the parts, you'll see their rotation value and find out which ones are tilted.
Now idk if the script for enlarging them goes beyind a simple scale transform, but probably is so it shouldn't cause problems once the angle is correct.
>>1894625
Looks flat to me.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:49:26 PM
No.1894724
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>>1894633
It could be the mesh has a tilt built into it. That's relatively common issue with meshes from Blender because when you start a new model the camera's initial position is (or used to be?) slightly tilted.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:12:03 PM
No.1894765
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>>1894633
Seems fine then. The original Flex Table mod had something like a 178.99 degrees tilt that wasn't noticeable until you drew on the table, used text or placed several things on the same spot.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:38:32 PM
No.1894997
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>>1895003
>>1894547
Excitebike board game?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:44:29 PM
No.1895003
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>>1894997
yep, old licensed one. I'm remaking the manual at the moment.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:20:41 AM
No.1895278
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>>1895317
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:19:21 AM
No.1895317
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>>1895278
Spots done, doing Decrypto
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:13:06 AM
No.1895360
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>>1895376
What a mess
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:35:47 AM
No.1895376
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>>1895360
Can (YOU) guess the words?
>>1895403
Told you Crash Team racing was the superior game, Purple wins!
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:14:30 AM
No.1895471
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>>1895758
>>1895449
SRB2K > Blur > CTR
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:33:10 PM
No.1895758
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>>1895471
You're entitled to be wrong
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:37:34 PM
No.1896385
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>>1895403
>>1895449
Kino player pieces.
Late Night Games
Lobby: /vm/ - AAAAAAAAAAAA
Pass: tits
Games: Got some light stuff and wargames, can do either
Ping: 999ms
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:39:24 AM
No.1896980
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>>1896970
I can probably be on in about 10-20 minutes
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:16:20 AM
No.1897057
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>>1897486
>>1896970
And closed
Thanks again to those that showed up. Things truly got Dangerously Cheesy(TM)
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:16:27 PM
No.1897486
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>>1896970
>>1897057
>No game screenshots
You didn't play a game.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:31:56 AM
No.1898407
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>>1898428
Lobby: /v/oard games
Pass: rage
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:03:00 AM
No.1898428
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>>1898407
No luck tonight
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:04:20 PM
No.1898931
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I will be away from my computer and my workflow for a week, with nothing really to do... but maybe I can borrow my friend's computer in the meantime to host a game of Tragedy Loopers. What would be a good time for people?
How many games should I prepare if I want to host?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:28:20 PM
No.1899091
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>>1899196
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:33:08 PM
No.1899094
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>>1899196
>>1899090
Two medium length games and a couple fillers while you're waiting for more people between games.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:09:10 PM
No.1899185
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>>1899090
1. Guestcucks will play whatever you demand and thank you for it.
>>1899091
>>1899094
not him but there's no way I'm hosting more than 1 game you guys have nothing else to do?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:24:51 PM
No.1899204
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:27:42 PM
No.1899208
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>>1899090
As many as you like, but at least one, that one being the one you wanna play.
>>1899196
Most people here set aside a big chunk of time for the game sessions and sometimes have extra time after a game is over. That's where the smaller "filler" games come in handy. But to them I say "just host on your own after the big game is over lol"
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:27:51 PM
No.1899209
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:58:19 PM
No.1899424
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>>1899090
Standard lobbies usually run for about 2-3 hours, so plan around that more than the actual number of plays, but there's nothing wrong with doing less. Just preface it with being a lighter one, I'd say.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:23:37 PM
No.1899450
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>>1899453
>dude just learn 3 games ( you better be ready to perfect teach them and know all the rules by heart ) plus a bunch of shitty filler in case nobody joins
thats why nobody hosts
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:28:12 PM
No.1899452
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:29:27 PM
No.1899453
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