Thread 1900989

no timeouts edition

So with Liquid being not worth watching are we talking skins?

>faze lost
what? i went to bed after they were up 8-4 on inferno

PRESENTE PROFESSOR

>>1900990
ya seethe

Furia is gonna rape Liquid there's no point in watching this.

here's your chinese analysis (probably true)

>>1900993
CHADtronic raped them

>>1900990
Why u heff to be mad?

>>1900997
>Furia is gonna rape Liquid
I thought that was the point of watching

Reminder that you share a thread with ziggers

>>1900998
Either him or someone else

>>1900998
>probably

What do you guys think of a player having a skin with only his signature stickers?

liquid will humble yekindar

https://x.com/G2Swani/status/1954236502969352599
is this tuff?

honestly hope liquid takes this

anons why donk sucked? Did he play from siberia?

>>1901019
they all live in Serbia

>>1901011
nigga at most weights 20kg

damn, nertz is packing

>>1901019
G2 is actually good and 1 AWP change away from being the #1 team

>Hey you fag! Who's da GOAT of CS?
Well /magog/, how do you respond?

>>1901019
suns1de is in his house

>>1901025
surely not choko bro

>>1901019
he hasnt played faceit in a week

>>1901025
neo

>>1901025
Shut your bitch ass up moses you know it to be s1mple and being contrarian wont get you more gigs.

>>1901025
>get_right

>>1901025
n-niko?...

>>1901025
ksharp

>hey yeki, tell molodoy to get 25 frags
so this is the power of the professor...

who the hell is watching god damn liquid

>>1901039
We all are.

>>1901038
kek

poohy

>>1901039
who wouldn't want to watch yekindar rape liquid
I do, and I hate yekindar

>>1901037
Can you not change your twitter @?

bwos...

damn, yekindar has fulfilled his ambition of making a porno

>>1901050
At this point I'm praying they just retire. This team just doesn't work and I hate to see my dudes lose like this.

lol donk was just about to have a longer 1.0+ streak than simple and zywoo and then this

YEKINDAR getting his revenge for the kick

Apologize to NAF.

>>1901064
Then he fucks up the yuurih catch and kills the retake lol

>>1901064
5 frauds

>>1901061
Why revenge? I'd be glad to be off that sinking ship.

*ahem*

GODkindar so goated

Brazilian storm
Gringos in shambles

Dab on dese freaks YEKI!!!!!!!!

What is he thinking?

>>1901079
>maybe... I'm the problem

>>1901079
>maybe it's not too late to play with jews

>>1901079
>i wonder how magog is doing right now

>>1901079
why are there two light bulbs next to his screen?

i said kicking yekie was a mistake you said i was dumb

>>1901086
One for a good idea and the other for even better idea. As you can see both are off.

>>1901089
Heh.

>>1901089
lol

so spirit without donk would be g2 level?

UHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1901089
jej

>>1901100
surprised faze is even top 10

Mane, I be lookin at all dese player webcams and everyone lives in such a bald ass unseasoned apartment that makes me so mad, like where are all the dope ass cribz?

PRESENTE

>>1901109
unc, i...

>>1901109
nigga...nertz literally has a gun

>>1901117
isnt this against twitch tos

>>1901117
is he playing from pissrael?

>>1901118
he gangsta nigga

this is the first time spirit have won a game with donk being below 1.00

liquid haters went quiet

>>1901128
ct-sided map

>>1901128
liquid could be 12-0 against a 5 stack of 25k prem players and find a way to lose

aint no way this nigga said liquid haters went quiet at only 4-2....................

is we kickin siuhy ultimate or nertz to make the major

>>1901117
Bud's about to play three pistol rounds on one map.

>>1901134
yekindar

>>1901128
>doubting The Professor on Train

Easy.

How do you not tilt out of your mind after that round as team liquid??

if furia browsed magog they wouldve known that you could see twistzz shadow there

Liquid players look dead inside

ayo furia got dat hellman's sponsor?

LIQUID HATERS ????????????

siuhy hater bros....

>>1901148
NAF and ultimate are almost always emotionless but the rest know this team is not going anywhere. NertZ was reportedly very interested in going to G2 but the contract prevented it.

does anyone care about a single game tomorrow?

Not gonna lie bros, I hope Liquid win this because I hate Pooria a lot more

>>1901164
Legacy x Vitality

>>1901164
lan part is okay but 1 game elimination online sucks

>>1901164
>>1901164
https://www.hltv.org/events/8626/exort-the-proving-grounds-season-3
DAGOAAT IS PLAYING TOMORROW

those kid scribbles on yekindars hand are so ugly

NertZ made the worst lurk choice possible there

Nertz lol

nertz really is frauded

>>1901178
>uberdriver
nobody cares

>>1901178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIWHvPP0U64

>>1901170
What is dis nigga s1s1 doin bro... (video taken like a couple of hours ago)

>>1901178
AND THE REST OF THE TEAM?

how can you hate naf, what a based nigga

>>1901178
theres no way elige accepts this, he'd be better off back in col even if he's looking for results over salary

>>1901178
I literary said the same thing a couple of threads ago LoL y'all so slow...BAKA

>>1901186
that looks like n0thing

>>1901186
Praccing

>>1901178
Considering's the big word there. EliGE wouldn't take such a terrible deal. He'd be stuck on a hopeless T2 team when he's hunting for trophies.

>>1901186
nigga is cooked, he'll never return to tier 1. imagine how many lines he took

siuhy: 11-9
yekindar: 7-10

>>1901196
He had a really good run.

remember when we said liquid is bad?

LIQUIDD

13-1 d2 btw

did he change his name back to NAF-FLY or is he always named that in game?

brapzilian clittysuckers are awfully quiet right now...

GODQUID

This retard team almost threw a 5v3

siuhy masterclass t side

yuurih is a deadweight. if they change him with an average performance player the team might win a tourney

what if liquid blamef

not hearing any doubters
where are you niggers
NAF is FVCKING BACK

>>1901212
1.09 avg rating with current lineup

>>1901220
Twistzz-sama please come back to FaZe...

>>1901220
baitscerato classic
most pathetic br player in history of the region, praying on his downfall

why did g2 choose spirit? would've been gigaraped if donk wasn't literally sleeping.

>liquid dust2
it's over

>>1901221
weird, everytime i watch furia play its either him or yekindar underperforming

Fuck poohy. Can't even call well let alone shoot well to make up for it.

>>1901178
Why would elige ever agree to this lol as garbage as faze might be they're still miles ahead of liquid

>>1901225
spirit would've been vaporized if it wasn't literally a 4v5

actually i change my mind liquid WINNING might be funnier

liquid haters awfully silent...

which team could use +nerdz?

>*steps into molly*
>*takes damage*
>*walks back*

>>1901255
mouz

>>1901257
replacing whom? jimi?

siuhy haters? speak up.

>>1901218
>Suck it haters!! Weve taken Furia to 3 whole maps!!!
Have lulquid fans seriously sunk this low?

>siuhy did something
cool I guess

poohy kinda good?

how did molobot miss that?

>>1901260
g2, astralis, vp couldn't do that
liquid > all that trash

>>1901269
being better than G2 astralis and VP is not a brag

>>1901269
theres certainly one VP better than them :^)

kiked

liquid would rape spirit and falcons

>>1901271
>being better than top #6, #12 and #17 is not a brag
high iq post bro
>>1901276
least obvious radar team

>>1901281
>VRS as accurate team ranking

cheat smoke kill and still lose round

>>1901288
>being better than top #11, #12 and #18 is not a brag
high iq post bro
>inb4 "the only accurate team ranking is my feelings"

>>1901290
Being number 10 is not a brag with this line up they should be contesting for top 5

hltv is saying furia is matchfixing

>>1901294
many are saying this

>>1901293
>they should be contesting for top 5
there's no difference below the top 3 of vitality, mouz and spirit
3dmax, gamerlegion, astralis could rape aurora, mongolz, falcons

>>1901300
>there's no difference below the top 3 of vitality, mouz and spirit
so why would you care until they can beat one of those teams

>>1901294
>>1901298
pure cope
LIQUID IS BACK

siuhy haters need to apologize

>>1901303
because you're using the mythical top 5 as a measurement when it doesn't exist
liquid going from barely existing to being in top 10 is a massive win for flashie

liquidGAWDS we are so BACK

Not a Liquid fan but monkeys & co (idc if you report me monkey) losing to liquid is an objectively funnier outcome than liquid losing to furia

liquid bros we still gonna lose this one isn't we

>>1901307
if you think winning one series against furia online is a sign of anything you might be disabled

GODQUID
CHADQUID
KINGQUID

>>1901311
wait how the fuck did we win that round

LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID

Furia hasn't beaten Liquid in a year lol.

APOLOGIZE

I apologize Blast, I was not familiar with your game.

Das upset

Liquid won like 10 t rounds with dumb smoke plays the last two maps
I don’t think that’s sustainable

I would have been tilted from the train play furia pulled off earlier
Liquid GOD mental

>>1901312
the cope already begun
sit down, macaco, white men are going to malta

>>1901334
based

>>1901334
why'd he put 1 in his name, he didn't win shit
in fact, VP kicked his ass and won rio major that same year

>400 replies in 5 minutes
oh no

>>1901334
online
quality

>>1901342
imagine bootcamping and losing to twistzz playing in a wife beater LOLOL

>>1901341
whos getting death threats?

dont worry liquidhaterchads they still will not attend the major with the invite cutoff in october

>>1901347
molodoy sold this series

VAMO FURIA
FUCKKK GRINGOS

>>1901351
is this from some tournament where they lost vs everything but wildcard?

>>1901345
The way twistzz camera falls upwards when he’s raging is funny and sovl

>>1901355
katowice 2025, I presume, they won vs impfe, wildcard to qualify for stage 2, and got raped by navi and cadian astralis
updating it to match fissure and putting SAW as one of the teams that rapes the wildcard man would make the meme even funnier though

yep it's mickey mouse

It feels like we're living in a loop. Same mistakes, same deliveries, same excuses after defeat. It's incredible. I admire your history, but it's getting harder and harder to cheer for you! KS and Yurih, step it up! Fallen, you're the professor, but go enjoy your life outside the game!

elige twistz swap might just be the most retarded move ever if it happens
doesn't benefit anyone it's only negatives, elige isnt the problem in faze its that fat fuck that cant shoot and cant even call anymore

>>1901361
LMAO
ONE GAME WENT OT VS IMPERIAL FE

yeap, I am feeling like liquid are winning this shit
we're so BACK
>>1901076
>>1901077
>>1901081
>>1901082
>>1901088
get flashie'd

>>1901375
>genuine newfags are itt rn posting with me
yikes

>>1901312
no one's a liquid fan here
it's just the monkeys losing is funnier

furia losing to liquid of all teams is hilarious and typical might i add

>ANOTHER STEP FORWARD!
okay a step forward sure, but another? what was the previous step forward?

>>1901392
signing a coach

what happened after map 1...

>>1901396
siuhy THINKING

>>1901396
Liquid learned to shoot

>>1901402
he actually looks good from the side but from the front like an alien

>>1901392
finding a team after mouz (after his stock crashed)
the grift continues

>>1901396
>leave those dirty chimps to me...
i work in blast production, this is what twistzz said before the 2nd map

>>1901409
fake story, he didn't voice crack

>KICK NAF HE IS THE PROBLEM REEEEE
never let me catch you faggots screeching at the stoner GOAT
NAFFERS RISE UP

>>1901418
nt, keith

>GG @TeamLiquidCS and the boys!
to me this proves he threw

>>1901421
me begrudgingly putting my clothes on after your mom gave me a booty call (i'd rather post on magog)

are we going to have another upset?
honestly doubt we see upsets tomorrow.

>>1901418
Relax it's alright I'm not gonna say anything today because I'm in a good mood that pooria lost to liquid.

>>1901418
This is getting sad dude.

>>1901433
heroic aurora might be the closest

>>1901437
because you can't say anything
NAF leveled up the most after a month of having an actual coach, and he will actually be back to his usual level by the time major comes
>>1901438
don't worry, it's alright, shit happens, you misjudged and thought that naf was the problem
I forgive you

>>1901440
not with the academy standin awper
i think b8 has the biggest chance

furia fans really started to think they were good

>>1901444
there there don't get too uppity now
>>1901446
you're probably even more delusional than the naffer above

digits and legacy wins

Online

>>1901444
Naf you should hop off.

overally okay day 3/4 good guys won

>>1901469
2/4
vp vs faze was villain vs villain

>>1901470
honestly im done with faze karrigan is really pmo rn

new thread? you know what that means

>>1901480
post the low res version

does blast use new patch with changed inferno?

>>1901480
but genuinely, what was teses thinking here? he had to take a massive shit or something?

>>1901485
he wasn't thinking
neither was monesy

>>1901495
m0nesy just whiffed a shot, teses is 100% at blame here

>>1901498
>a shot

>>1901500
yes because teses is the one that gave the opponent the 1v1 for no reason

>>1901501
He missed multiple shots

>>1901500
yes? he wanted to trade out retard teses and missed, prompting brnz4n to run him down

>>1901503
that last picosecond inaccurate deagle shot at full hp target definitely counts bro

>>1901504
>>1901507
Sorry your heckin wholesome twink sucks

>anything to take blame off m0neshitty
is we posting with ner0cs

>>1901509
get pwned loser
>>1901510
you don't understand cs if you think m0nesy was at fault when the situation would never happen if teses didn't want to go to mcd's a minute faster

>>1901513
He did get pwned yeah. Maybe should have hit a shot.

>>1901516
>a shot
I thought he missed multiple? XD

/closed

>>1901520
Correct he missed multiple but only needed to hit one.

>neither was monesy
>He missed multiple shots
>>anything to take blame off m0neshitty
>is we posting with ner0cs
>He did get pwned yeah. Maybe should have hit a shot.
>Correct he missed multiple but only needed to hit one.

>>1901524
Should've done your job if you don't want to be criticised M0nesy

>>1901527
you're denmark's 4th best anchor and are guaranteed to be the next one out, rene, get ready to learn chinese buddy

>>1901532
Does Nik0 choke you as part of a fetish thing or is only him choking?

came back expecting to see liquiid eliminated but instead i saw furia 1-2 liquid. i dont even have to watch thed d2 match to know that the atrocious niggers of kscerato and yuurih fucked everything up

>>1901535
>3:8
ninja this you? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

>>1901546
Shouldn't you be whiffing shots of cum?

>>1901552
this is gonna be the graph of your bank account real soon :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

>>1901545
tf is that video? I don't speak spanish

DON'T YOU STUPID FUCKING NAGGERS UNDERSTAND JUST 1 MORE SUPERSTAR AND THEN "SUPERSTARS" N0K0 AND MAY0NESY WILL FINALLY WIN

>>1901569
it says something like this
>when you are at the major, and you are trying to not lose aura by clicking the bomb

>>1901573
lil bro you're unemployed by the end of the year :joy:
better donk slide that mcdonald's job application to the interviewer :joy: :joy:
better egopeek that burger king drive-through window :rofl:

>>1901579
:NIGNOG:

>>1901581
:wilted_rose:

>>1901583
:BROKEN_HEART:

>>1901559
Pretending to be zoomers online isn't a replacement for a personality.

>>1901585
okay autist, I am pretending to be m0nesy for comedic effect and you ruined it

>>1901586
Good.

>>1901586
ain't comedic shit sposed to be funny

>>1901586
you're not funny faggot nor is the faggot you're "pretending" to suck off

two threads ago i got called a based retard for saying brollan was toggling even though i was right (check mouz vs ts round 4 on nuke). this time i come with more proof and with the help of another schizo who also saw his blatant toggle
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZEyUaZYaOY

>>1901614
not ts again

he's a world class player, he knows that place cannot be wallbanged

think nigga think

>>1901614
same as it ever was

>>1901614
this is retarded

>>1901614
ok fine you're no longer a based retard, you're just a retard

maui is starting to get that aged look about the face
like a 55 year old south asian convenience store owner-operator

>>1901625
>32 year old
grim

>>1901616
>>1901620
>>1901621
>check bathroom entrance?
>nah i better ignore it and prefire an angle nobody holds
brollan has been toggling since GO

I thought the vacsuckscels grew up and got a job but apparently not.

>>1901637
>sg+aug brollan
good times

>>1901625
>and then they called me "manletsnake" and told me to buy an ad!

>>1901640
nope, and they hate the game but have some autistic obsession with """exposing""" people who play it professionally

>>1901640
Dude is still making daily threads on /v/.

>>1901498
m0nesy was holding banana first and then moved off the line for no good reason, Teses is more at fault but they both fucked up

>>1901006
n

soooooooooo.....g2

>>1901737
they look fine but probably could've picked an easier team

>>1901737
more like HuhWho?

I'm feeling like that schizoretard on hltv, latvianloser. Except I feel that way for sunpaypal.

>>1901746
i dont get why g2 got him. he doesn't even have 1.0 rating vs top 20 this year.

>>1901746
both are mid as shit and coasting on reputation

>>1901752
>dont get why g2 got him

>>1901752
I heard he was a package deal with saw. If they had any sense they'd replace him asap, mid tournament if they have to just like heroic did.
>>1901756
>>1901759
If you see the actual matches you'll see just how garbage he is. Missing sitters like you wouldn't believe. He's like the karrigan of awpers.

>>1901637
he's ignoring it because his teammate already cleared it/is holding the angle

what if -karrigan +gla1ve?? how do you fix faze??? karrigan has to go but he is soul

>>1901816
yes get the igl that was benched from ence

>>1901822
faze are broke af and who else would you get? s0mple to igl? he would rage quit

>>1901824
https://x.com/heroicgg/status/1953458766835278315

>>1901816
karrigan to coach

There's no saving Faze. rain and karrigan need to retire with dignity then sell elige and frozen to liquid. broky joins some matchfixing t2 team

>>1901824
why steel of course

>>1901827
oh my lord

This is a painful change of the old guard. Fattigan is finished. He should unironically transition to the coach role like another anon suggested. He would be a good coach. Glaive is benched. Xyp9x knew this was going to happen so he hung up his coat with dignity and took the assistant coach role at Mouz. He didn't fight to stay like Magisk. Apex's only saving grace has been Zywoo. If it weren't for him he'd have been selling hamburgers in Lyon. Same goes for Chopper-Donk. Snax is done, as is Fallen but he's going to milk it for all it's worth.
>>1901824
Aleksibob? I heard rumblings in the Navi den about blade being unhappy with him.

>>1901834
i'd rather keep karribot over the finnish fraud

>>1901836
Karrigan is done and so are Faze lest they make changes. Replacing him is a must. Check Rain's viability. The other 3 are still good to go, just need a tard wrangler.

>>1901834
>aloserb
blad3 merchant
>>1901838
much rather keep karrigan than broky. and rain has been downright good recently

>>1901839
daaaaaamn s1mple you been practicting your english?

>>1901839
What has Karrigan contributed lately? You could forgive his 5 frag performances earlier while Faze was still winning. But now? Faze isn't winning either and you can't pin this one on Broky.

>>1901839
>rain has been downright good recently
https://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/players/6667/faze?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31

>>1901834
in the last 3 months vs top 10 the only igl whose rating is not below 1 is hunter, fallen is far from gone. if we count apex as carried by zywoo and chopper as carried by donk, fallen would be the third best rated igl behind brollan (who seems to be a toggler). fallen has no superstar in his team and despite of that he is maintaining a decent rating. i really think he would be doing better if not for the shitty solo plays yekindar, kscerato and yuurih usually do.

faze fallen... imagine the kino

>>1901841
is your thought pattern actually just "person I don't like is at risk of filling x role, so I have to pretend the person who's filling it now is doing a great job"
>>1901842
>you can't pin this one on Broky
why not, he was dogshit when they got knocked out of cologne and he was dogshit today
succinctly, what do you think is the difference between now and when "faze was still winning" if not the other players?

>>1901850
>brollan (who seems to be a toggler
>despite of that
esl thirdworlders and thinking everyone else has to be hacking too
classic

>>1901858
ok but fallen is good enough to think he is finished. i forgot to mention blitz so adding him and not counting apex and chopper (since we are assuming they are carried frauds) fallen would be the 4th best rated igl with only blitz and hunter not falling below the 1.00 rating.

>>1901861
>fallen is the goat if you set the filter to last 3 months top 10 and ignore apex chopper blitz hunter brollan and ztr
you've convinced me, but we can't break the bank on fallen so we'll get ztr
>fallen is good enough to think he is finished
ok you've convinced me again

>>1901569
That's portuguese

Solo queue at low rank is a fascinating place.

>>1901870
kek i just realized how much of an esl i am. why would you count ztr? i dont think anybody cares about GL. i thought you were this >>1901834 so i assumed we are not counting chopper and apex.
the ranking should be this: blitz, hunter, brollan, fallen... and if we count ztr fallen still would be in the top 5 igls (assuming you are this >>1901834)

you guys said the same thing after bobi was kicked from nip and he got a major after that

>>1901850
Maybe I was wrong about Fallen.

And if you're going to have a serious discussion don't bring up schizo level cheating accusations.
>>1901857
It's not Broky's fault he has to constantly clean up after Karrigan. I'm not going to deny that Faze has declined in terms of raw firepower after they lost Twistzz and then Ropz. But a player of Elige's caliber >>1900969 plus Frozen-Rain-Broky is nothing to be a scoffed at. They should be making the playoffs in every tournament at the very minimum. So the problem is very evident >>1901844

>>1901886
It's too early to say but I'm going to rate Hunter much higher than Blitz.

If I were to flesh out a top 5:
1. Hunter
2. Brollan
3. Blitz
4. Biguzera
5. Apex (Yes I did say he owes his current career to Zywoo but he has also carried his weight this year)

>>1901879
nah nigga I been around dominicans can't fool me

>>1901890
>I'm not going to deny that Faze has declined in terms of raw firepower after they lost Twistzz and then Ropz. But a player of Elige's caliber >>1900969(Cross-thread) plus Frozen-Rain-Broky is nothing to be a scoffed at. They should be making the playoffs in every tournament at the very minimum. So the problem is very evident
I agree, the problem is evident, there's a broky shaped hole where the firepower used to be, there are teams that are better than faze with igls like karrigan. there aren't successful teams with awps like broky

>>1901912
there are teams that are better than faze with awpers like broky

>>1901922
like who
valve ranking is zywoo, sh1ro, torzsi, 910, w0nderful, dev1ce, jee, molodoy, broky
hltv is zywoo, torzsi, sh1ro, 910, w0nderful, molodoy, broky, followed by m0nesy/woxic
who's 2025 broky on par with? maybe jee, woxic, or w0nderful as a stretch? not very inspiring, not teams winning trophies

>>1901903
I know you are probably joking but Spanish and Portuguese belong to the same Latin branch so they share writing structures and have really similar words, it's the same in all branches, Italian and Spanish sound incredibly similar the same way Dutch and English sound pretty much the same to the untrained ear, anyone who doesn't know about their differences will easily confuse sister languages.
You can know it's Portuguese even when both languages share accentuation like á but ê ç and ã don't exist in spanish, Spanish has the ñ.

>>1901952
this is missing the context of m0nesy holding the banana line then getting off it for no reason whatsoever

>>1901952
it will all be worth it when we win ewc

IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP

https://youtu.be/eqskswqQ1Hk

>>1901968
that video is trash and you should re edit it so it's not. not talking about the play, which is also trash

>>1901938
Conversely, tell me which teams with an igl like karrigan and the firepower faze have: frozen-elige-rain, are successful?

>>1901975
buy an ad

Liquid confirmed winning this event

>This makes schizos lose their fucking minds
LoL

going exactly as expected
only likeable brazilian team just keeps getting worse

>>1901975
not gonna watch, that nigga got raped by niko

>>1902015
no that was austin

didn't we say he is bad?

>>1902027
did we?

seriously

MonGODZ

>>1902014
it's the language barrier
nobody knows english, 3 speaks portugese, 1 speaks spanish, and 1 speaks portunhol
biguzera has to dedicate 99% of his brain to try and hold the communication line, and thus, fall from his fragging IGL role into karribot IGL role, while the two most hyped prospects not counting insani are sucking fat dicks on the regular

>tyloo is number 7 which is above a trillion dollar falcon org
How lol
>astralis are somehow number 6
HOW

>>1902041
>astralis are somehow number 6
astana + fissure counts as tier-1 tournaments and you get extra ranking for that

>>1902041
>t. started watching in august 2025
https://www.hltv.org/events/8063/fissure-playground-1

What knife skin is that?

brazilian donk is back

whats up with the weird tape on mongolz shirts?

>>1902061
probably lost a sponsor

>>1902062
yeah looks like they're taping over skin.club

rank 34 now.
are they ever going to get into t1 tournaments?
maybe if they win the next landalan.

Is karrigan the only tier-1 player who's been playing the game since 1.6 and still active?

now that's a fragging igl

>>1902069
>simple's team is playing next
Imma watch it.

>>1902066
they will if AW stops sucking ass and xiELO continues being great

>>1902070
what happens if goat loses to #52 random t2 russian team?

>>1902072
zywoo isn't playing a #52 random t2 russian team any time soon though?

>>1902073
0.63

>>1902070
might check it out for fun
but no yt stream...

>>1902074
0.62
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2363887/monte-vs-natus-vincere-blasttv-paris-major-2023

>>1902076
cct tournament

>>1902079
why did s1mple lose to woro2k on lan?

>>1902078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc

>>1902080
woro2k cheats

>>1902082
so s1mple lost to 2 lan dodging cheaters on lan?

>>1902084
zywoo is fat

my moussies wont lose today :)

>>1902085
so is s1s1

ofc mouz are a bunch of pussies

>>1902091
>expecting jews to part with their money

mouzsissies... we are getting aura mogged by starving ukrainian kids...

anyone of you in the mouz crowd?

>>1902091
worst part is b8, who actually need every single dollar then can to rise in vrs, are ready to put everything on the table
didn't care before, but now I really want b8 to win this match

mouse finna lose

NIGGA........KARRIGAN GETS TO TAP THIS???????

Matchfixing?

what the helyanti mousbros

B8bros...

GH (for B8)

B8? more like GAPED

my moussies :)

b00

b8 more like shite

>>1901968
Ummmm please don't heckin post this cause it makes le M0nesy look le bad/

>>1902115
he missed a single shot after teses baited him into a close quarters rifle vs awp trade attempt for no reason

>>1902116
>single shot

>>1902117
the webm is right there, low iq animal

>>1902118
>calls others low IQ
>can't count to 2
Why are falcontroons so dumb?

>>1902119
deagle shot didn't fire despite the animation due to m0nesy already being dead in-between ticks

>>1902119
because they're brown
we've already established this

>>1902121
>acknowledges M0nesy being shit
>desperatelty tries to defend him
Why are falcontroons like this?

>>1902123
m0nesy was carrying two danish niggers and a bosnian choker all map long, and lost because one danish nigger baited him
it is what it is

>>1902125
>was carrying
>whiffed
Uh huh

>>1902126
post your leetify
you won't

danedog out and 1 more superstar in !!!

>>1902127
Awww somebody can't refute me.

>>1902128
teses is dogshit and only gets praise because reddit loves heroic minus stavn and jabbi

>>1902131
M0nesy only gets love because he played on a JKS team.

Reminder that teses was fully in on the coach bug and helped hunden set it up

>>1902131
so true xister, teses out and xywoo in

Why do fags here so desperately defend monesy?

>>1902141
because he was never at fault for the banana situation

>>1902141
why do fags here so desperately hate on falcons? because their fellow redditors told them to?

>>1902143
Why did he whiff then?

>>1902146
lel you're mad

>>1902146
because it's funny

>>1902147
he wouldn't need to even to click lmb if it wasn't for teses

>>1902151
I feel like monesy should be able to click once on a dude.

>>1902146
>why do fags here so desperately hate on falcons?
You sound more desperate

>>1902153
he didn't need to if everyone played with a brain turned on

>>1902156
he's the one who moved off the angle and told teses to take over

hey stop shittalking the baby goat he just needed better teammates!

>>1902157
he moved because the awp was ct, and teses egopeeked for no reason other than his balls itching or something

>>1902159
>no reason
>m0nesy told him to
Why do m0nesy fags conveniently ignore the voice comms we got?

>>1902149
don't care what inferior beings have to say about /ourguys/ it's simply boring to read the same post over and over and over, it's what those creatures on reddit excel at though, beating the dead horse until everyone groans in unison at its mention

>>1902161
>don't care
>replied

>>1902160
he got on the angle, saw the guy, relayed the info, changed the position and then, without saying anything, peeked again

>>1902163
So instead of holding the angle he decided to fuck off.
Wow what a heckin epic awper.

>>1902162
yeah, you're boring, literal npc response not that it was unexpected

>>1902165
Spoken like somebody who lost.

jimi is really bad this year, falcons dodged a bullet

>Falconsbros STILL can't get over this round
Neither can I, tbqh
It's too funny

>>1902164
he decided to fuck off (aka just look at the site where a rifle and an awp were pushing with only kyxsan being able to fight) because m0nesy thought teses would be able to solo hold fucking brnz4n
>>1902171
>bring it up for no reason
>durrr you can't get over it
?

>>1902171
Trust me bro one more roster change and Falcons will win a tournament, my boss told me so.

>>1902172
>he decided
Glad we agree he made a bad decision and cost the whole round.

>>1902174
teses didn't even ask for m0nesy to trade him, he literally didn't say anything before his low iq egopeek
if teses lets brnz4n push, he trades out m0nesy in case he whiffs, or m0nesy trades out teses if brnz4n clears teses

>>1902179
>if
Nice modifer word, m0nesy

>>1902181
it implies the situation where teses doesn't make a series-losing mistake, yes

>>1902182
if m0nesy hit his shots they wouldn't have lostr

>>1902184
and what happened before m0nesy missing his awp shot?

>>1902185
He moved off the angle .

>>1902186
and what happened in-between those situations?

Why do falcontroons defend fuck ups?

>>1902187
M0nesy making a colossal mistake.

>>1902190
that mistake is trusting teses to not be an egopeeking faggot from the depths of faceit, in which case fair I guess

>>1902191
Maybe m0nesy should've held the angle and not died.

>>1902192
he was significantly more useful splitting his attention between the site and banana while standing in the open, letting teses trade in case brnz4n pushes

>>1902195
>significantly more useful
>whiffs and loses the whole round

GET THE FUCK IN FAGGOTS
DA GOAT IS ABOUT TO PWN SOME N00BS
https://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cs

>>1902198
you've missed a
>teses peeks without anyone asking or even saying anything and just goes "o-okay I am dead" afterwards
in-between those

>>1902199
the one and only goat of tier 3

>>1902199
Sorry, not trans.

>>1902199
>this will have more viewers than blast
kinoooooo

>>1902200
M0nesy whiffed after moving off the angle.

B8 CT babbies

OVERPASS S1S1 KINO HOLY CRAPPERINOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>1902205
why are you missing actions of others in-between?

>>1902208
Why are you missing shots?

>>1902199
choke on a dick you disgusting twitch chatter

>>1901614
>two threads ago i got called a based retard
only in magog baby

>tens of thousands of people watching T3 CS because of s1mple
Unmatched cultural impact

bc game really didn't make any other changes, everyone was saying they were getting another teams core but I guess they will just play online exclusively instead

>>1902212
new

>>1902217
budget cuts
need to afford s1mple's salary

s1ssybros...

TS looks like average casual game bruh

s1mple beating f0rest in a 1v1, we are truly back

kek

>>1902234
it's not that funny, I don't think it even warrants a jej

Wasn't the score 3-2? Why is it 3-1? Is s1mple that powerful?

>>1902240
the 2nd bc game round was because all of cybershoke dc'd

s1mple is so back bros

>>1902241
So?

>>1902246
so thats not a round it was a tech issue, so they reverted the round

>>1902241
Ok

>>1902199
This is kinda depressing.

heroic?

>>1902270
nobody watches that farmer-tier shit, we are here >>1902199

become an heroic

s0mple

>s0mple can't even handle cyberchoke
grim

>>1902199
>DA GOAT IS ABOUT TO PWN SOME N00BS
Uhhhhhh. Bros?

>be a below average, unexceptional player
>still gets carried to trophies, played with some of the best, and gets to fuck dona every day
nexa got some lucky dice rolls in life

>gets carried to trophies
>gets to fuck dona every day
You can only choose one.

oh nonononon
s0mple status???

>>1902306
da goat be humble like dat

holy fuck what a 3k from simple

calm down guys, s1mple has not that much experience at this level
he'll grow into it

s1mplel...

goat status: revoked

.

>>1902297
>below average, unexceptional player
still more frags than s1ssy

>rapes you're fake goat
problem?

>You haven't been active recently and cannot post replies repeatedly within five minutes
I hate hltv niggers so much it's unreal

just a reminder that zygoat would never

>uncs coping that s1mple needs more time
zywoo clears him easily, even in cs:go

my hero's a fucking washed 0.89 rating bum...
I guess donk really is the goat

>0.89 rating
>in a t3 game

yea the caster in s1mple's game makes it unwatchable

>>1902337
filtered

chance the screaming monkeys take a bo3 off of vitality?
I'd say <2%, but it'd be really funny if they did

/ourmonkeys/ still raping

>>1902366
buy an ad

oh no no no

why don’t they just drop an AWP for zywho like Spirit is doing for donk? isnt he the “GOAT”?

KEK FLAMEZ THOSE AIMLOCKS AT RAMP

yeah this map is over, brs had their fun but apex wants to win

>apex t side mirage
kino incoming

Time to collect a bounty

>14:15
https://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cs
could be over right in one minute

holy shit saadzin

Insane scout shot

pure luck round

Vitality can't handle this BR spirit

onliner faggots

Does apEX get the nicest room in the Vitality team house or does he play from his own home? ropz and flameZ are sharing a closet.

primetapz baiting in palace like my MM teammates

OOOOHHHH ANOTHER MASTERCLASS BY THE GREATEST FRAGGING IGL APEX THE PREDATOR!!!

ZyWashed

>s1mple 1.13 rating on Mirage
apologize

>>1902418
we are so fucking back s1mplesisters

and in the end, wasn't even close

>>1902401
>>1902403
>>1902424
Reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>1902408
flamez is at ropz house

>>1902427
And how do you know that?

>>1902432
I go there every other day

why aren't you watching prestigious Exort The Proving Grounds Season 3?

>>1902441
im playing minecraft mod

>>1901993
>there are teams that are better than faze with awpers like broky
>well ok maybe there aren't but it's gotta be someone else, this core doesn't have enough firepower!
2025, top 20, frozen (1.12), elige (1.07), rain (1.02) and broky (1.03)
xertion (1.11), spinx (1.09), jimpphat (1.02) and torzsi (1.10)

>>1902161
>inferior beings
but the saudis are the ones funding falcons

>forester
wat da fuck that nigga's still playing?
whomst remembers hooch entropiq

>>1902452
>hooch entropiq
I remember...

Losing to a 5-7 and early nade damage

>>1902465
Unc's just testing his team to see if they're worthy of his presence.

>>1902465
biggest fraud in cs history confirmed?

Streak status?

>>1902465
>>1902471
biggest sign that he's not worth it for T1 teams, he's going to go the way of markeloff.

>>1902465
>by the end of the year
*In the middle of October to be exact(To Team Liquid)

>>1902476
do elige and simple get along?

i fucking hate that faggot cuck ginger fatass caster like you wouldnt believe

>>1902478
They were literary besties on FaZe bro

>>1902465
will be remembered like kennyS btw 2 yrs from now

>>1902481
who?

>>1902485
exactly

flamboyantZ needs to shave that stache ASAP!

my 50 adr goat

EZ victory for the goat btw

>bcg managed without s1mple fragging
great vibe guy
couldn't have done it without him without him

>>1902493
the nexa + s1mple vibes combo is literally unbeatable

>>1902018
Given the garbage he has to work with, yes. And this apparently >>1902040
>>1902446
No I wanted to show you that Karrigan is genuinely dragging this team down. Not only is he shit at fragging, he's shit at calling.
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/429/karrigan?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/13666/brollan?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31

Faze needs an IGL change despite what nostalgic "faze kino" mfs say.

jame still selling games btw

Why is yt chat shitposting about India? Just general brain rot, or something specific?

>>1902497
he's the only one trying to win though

>>1902146
>>1902161
oh the failcl0wnsclown is SEETHING

ViDEITY

>dumaudog can't scream like a retard
>lose
Perfect, bye bye

>>1902499
>Why is yt chat shitposting about India?
someone said falcons are better than vitality

ALERT
ALERT
ALERT

>>1902510
retirement coming

This event has been soul draining desu. Like it's so damn boring and the energy is ass.

>>1902511
>Important Announcement - Nikola Kovac

da goat does it again
he even let cacanito experience the feel of being da goat
very humble from the one and only

legacy has potential, despite lacking an igl with a functional brain, they manage to take sites purely by winning 1v1s. probably next year when most player contracts end, we'll see a macaco superteam.

>what do you think of the brazilian scene right now
>silently disconnects
kek

>bb raped out of quals by misuta
kwab

>it's real
holy shit...

Where CS Greatest Riflers stream?

>>1902549
>Ex-Yugoslavia only
What?

announce the games you fucks

Well at least you have the top 4 so no mickey mouz tournament here

>>1902566
Dang nigghaaa Dis shiii bout to be HOT HOT!

niko has such a faggot voice

>>1902604
kek seething redditor mad about anything
you will watch the goat rifler's stream and you will kvetch, forever

>>1902608
the fuck

>new pc stress test
>1280x960

>>1902611
HAHAHAHA SEETHING FAGGOT KEEP WATCHING THE GOAT AND HATING ON HIM

meds

>>1902611
kek what a bitch

niko just announced on stream that he is a raging homosexual

>>1902620
no wonder with that voice

im watching magixx stream not whoko

>4:3
>low sens
>taping heads
>carrying 4 bums
yup i think we are back nikobros. d0nk won't lift another trophy ever again

>>1902625
inferno

what the fuck

>>1902628
sad!

>>1902625
Here are some few words
B
Impossible
3v5
OT2
Stage 2
Uma Delicia

>>1902608
>>1902615
You're not may0nesy. You will never suck off and ride n0k0 as hard as he does. Cope.

>>1902641
niko was the last man at fault there though

>>1902652
do we have full comms
how do we know he wasn't schizo ghosting like that d2 B clip

>>1902653
We do.

>faiclowns moment
>look inside
>teses makes an extremely low iq mistake
twice now, hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8My7UXTJy9s
why did m0neshitter, dogshit worst player in the fucking world fraud awper, get off the banana hold? at 17s to be exact

>>1902658
teses was literally and unironically baiting everyone on that dust2 4v1
took window and peeked only after kyousuke and m0nesy died, then fucked off, then peeked again after niko died
this is indefensible
>>1902660
because he would be more useful sharing his attention between site and banana
we had this conversation earlier in the thread already

>>1902660
kek this guy was #2 last year how??? he's so dogshit and worthless

>>1902661
M0nesy would be more useful hitting shots.

>>1902664
he was hitting them all series long, highest rated player that series and the sole reason that match even went into ot

>>1902666
>he was
>didn't

>>1902668
as I said, we already had this conversation and you started crying at the end
reread it again if you want, I have nothing else to add

>>1902631
he had a terrible hangover bro

aurora will defeat vitality again

>not posting the comms
this is what happened
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCTBdjvAeD8
>rene can you peek? (not sure what he says) banana please for me
>yes
>*peeks*
>*desperate retard voice* 1 banana ilya, banana ilya
>*peeks again and dies* banana ilya
>*monesy misses a shot and dies* banana 1
who is at fault? teses for being a desperate anxious retard
who tried to fix the retard move he just did? monesy but failed
what does niko have to do in all of this shitshow? nothing. kyxsan peeked ct like a retard and died so niko had to quickly move where magisk is ruining the team position.

>>1902670
M0nesy should be crying because he is shit.

>>1902676
definitely teses fault
the thing is: mibr needed to rush. if it took just a couple of seconds more to kill everyone then they wouldn't have had time to defuse.

>>1902676
>leave my position to hunt kills
>this is my rifler slave's fault btw
haha ok lil bro

>>1902679
why did you peek for a 2nd time, rene? why? who asked you? why didn't you tell anyone that you're gonna peek, rene?

>>1902681
kek m0neshitter in shambles
anything to not blame the most dogshit fraudulent stats boosted awper pushed by a gambler website with fake stats

>>1902676
>kyxsan peeked ct like a retard
average cs spectator in 2025

>>1902682
m0nesy is taking top 5 this year and you cannot do anything about it
seethe harder

>9th-12th
kkkkkkkkkkwab

Mayonesy might be a top 30 awp this year, what a beast

remember when teses was raped by n0rb3r7 and never was relevant since that day?

just one more kick bro and we'll stop losing

predict future tier10 roster moves, I'll start
>sashi 2026: welcome teses

>>1902693
surely teses could get better offers than that

>>1902693
falcons +russian twink onahole

>>1902694
>vitality, mouz, spirit, mongolz, aurora, pain, furia, gl, 3dmax, tyloo, legacy, liquid, lynn vision
hell no
>navi
+frozen
>faze
disband
>astralis
we don't want him
>g2
saw won't take him

>>1902697
I never defended him I just hate monesy

>>1902697
kek you are so mad that failcucks will never win anything

>>1902699
>we

>>1902704
the proud people of denmark don't want that bot in astralis, yes

>>1902676
Why were both Magisc and niko at dark? why neot sat a crossfire from oranges?

>>1902550
pričaš srpski da te ceo svet razume

>>1902631
he's a support goat now

>>1902719
what's up with macedonia?

niko said donk is better than zywoo

https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-60f25802-e57e-4d79-a41d-849b21cd67ae/scoreboard
wildcard is down a map vs bluejays
non hltv match, but the winner gets a slot at fragadelphia knoxville which was out of team slots so it kind of matters

>>1902725
he's right

>>1902733
can only one team get to fragadelphia?
aren't both these teams in the top 5 na?

>>1902733
they done kicked sonic for fang

>>1902740
it was open sign ups and i guess they didnt sign up in time
wildcard is currently dying in the rankings and will decay out of the major invite but knoxville is after the cutoff
frag the block is in october and is going to be the last chance for all the shitter teams to try and slide in the major, ends right before the october cutoff which is what will decide major invites
https://fragadelphia.com/fragblocktober/

when is the playoffs draft? i thought it will be after the last game

niko said he's going to igl

>>1902749
he's been saying that for a couple of years

>>1902676
>peek my nigga you got this
good job monesy lol

grim

grim

>>1902836
who in na val could save na cs

>>1902837
idk i dont watch that dogwater game. i hope it dies and all the players have to come crawling back to cs

https://nitter.poast.org/ropz/status/1954645007173812245
didnt know ropz tracked his 911 sometimes

>>1902866
probalby just a loan car
ropz car looks different

>>1902866
if you bought a racing car, might as well use it
>>1902874
it's definitely his GT 3 SR, 999 FPS plate and color scheme match
don't think you can even rent one

>>1902885
I guess he just replaced the hood and added a wing

>>1902891
that's his old 911 turbo S from faze's days
he bought a new one in June, ESL even made a skit about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzDQnkYWmS8

Thought about IEM Cologne where someone yelled "Nigga Heil Hitler" and laughed
Would love to see that happen at EWC or some shit

>>1902661
JUST 1 MORE SUPERSTAR NAGGERBROS

>>1902684
kek this new may0nesy cocksucker might be even more interesting than /ourchink/ or /oursir/

Most skilled players in the game:
1. donk
2. kyousuke
3. zywoo
4. ropz
5. monesy
6. niko
3 falcons players btw. They’re gonna pick up at least 2 trophies this season

>>1902976
2025 niko does not belong here

>>1902977
He clears the rest of the pack behind him regardless of rating, he has pedigree

>>1902979
lol

>>1902979
lol

>>1902976
ropz is better than zywoo. zywoo nowadays is just sitting behind and cleaning whatever is left after ropz, mezii and apex openings.

>>1902676
>kyxsan peeked ct like a retard
you have 0 fucking cs iq holy shit, turn off your pc and turn on a console

Not long ago, Spirit officially released a video on social media in which Donk predicted the EWC eSports World Cup rankings.

Here are donk’s predictions:

"For the champion team prediction, I choose Falcons because they have Kyousuke - he is the GOAT; second place is undoubtedly Vitality, all CS fans know it; our team is third; fourth MOUZ; fifth The MongolZ; sixth Natus Vincere; seventh to TYLOO; FaZe can only be eighth hahaha - after all, they kicked S1mple."

>>1903001
Sincere question, how can someone just starting their career be the "GOAT"?

>>1903003
2 landalan

>>1902496
>there are teams that are better than faze with awpers like broky, I just can't name any right now
>there are no teams with igls like karrigan and firepower like frozen-elige-rain who are successful
>ok those 3 are on par with mouz while karrigan and broky are the exact same offset from their counterpart in kpr, but just stay focused on karrigan, ok? I brought the team up for no reason, I meant it was about his calling
why don't you just say "karrigan is currently the worst fragging igl in t1 cs" or "I just personally like broky" from the start instead of all this gay back and forth where now you have to pretend brollan is a brilliant igl and not just piloting a better team before you immediately have to backtrack on it when pressed
if you really think karrigan needs to go, there is 0 justification for keeping broky on that team. he is the worst of the 4 in his roles, playing a deprecated awping style that he's not even good at anymore. and it's way easier to slot in a new awper than a new igl

>>1902998
>>1902683
its okay bro. you are deaf or perhaps a danedog. ill type it you for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCTBdjvAeD8
>1:00
>chudsan: guys i NEED to PEEK ct
>*dies*
>chudsan: ct and rush banana

>>1902976
>LOOK AT HOW MANY SUPERSTARS WE HAVE ON OUR TEAM
>WE JUST NEED TO ADD DONK AND ZYWOO
>THEN WE WILL HAVE THE 5 MOST SKILLED PLAYERS IN THE GAME
>THEN WE CAN WIN CCT (MAYBE)
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB

>>1903003
DSLs

>>1903022
post your leetify right now cretin

>>1903021
nigga talmbout sum "you leik broky" while he sucks fattigan off harder than one of his goomars

>>1903022
holy fuck you're actually retarded

he's about to get peeked from banana and ct which he's almost guaranteed to lose

so he peeks ct first to maybe get 1 kill before he dies

>>1903034
cut the nav larp brown boy

>>1903001
donk knows ball but is too humble to admit spirit's winning vs falcons in the finals

>>1903046
spirit and falcons are on the same side of the bracket. they'll meet in semis at best.

>>1903047
I forgot the saudis are retarded and made it single elim
what the fuck is this bracket

>>1903051
I would assume the bracket is seeded by VRS. But at the VRS invite date (two months ago) the top 4 was Vitality, Mouz, Spirit and Falcons. So that would be 3/4 teams on the same side.

So it has to be seeded with current rankings and not the rankings at the time of the invites. Falcons is only #8 now. And Mongolz is 4th so it makes sense that Vitality and Mongolz shold face each other in semis.

>>1903036
>>1903033
i can't believe there are people self inserting as chudsan

>>1903062
thank you for admitting you only defend shitnesy because you personally identify with being assfucked by niko every night

>>1903093
what's the meme

>>1903095
they don't know them

>>1903093
insta smokes are fundamentally anti counterstrike and i don't respect people who use them

>>1903098
i mean the guy meme. i think i recognize him as some celebrity but i have no idea what the expression is supposed to mean.

>>1903101
idk either just assume its some flouride stare thing

>>1903100
>anti counterstrike
they're as cs as it gets
you use nade lineups, and if you don't you're a shiter

>>1903104
silence 2bab

>>1903107
you only found out about window smokes in 2023+?
holy shit you must be trash