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blast premier bounty finals edition

my mongols :)

hard choice tbqh

knifed in pistol round. Mongol broz....

wait for image limit retards. use old thread.

>>1908458
>>1908458
>>1908458

>adult male
>wears shorts in public

>>1914281
You mean this guy?

my brother sausol won in life

>>1914533
You call this winning?

we're here now

0.26

>>1914281
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

niko is so hot!

>>1914808
he still he had higher series rating than 0.63

>>1914815
outfragged by boombl4 in 2025, some things truly don't change

>>1914820
>one map

what do We think about saudis?

>>1914821
1.02
0.95
guess who's who

>>1914827
goat got more kills so he wasn't outfragged

>>1914825
We hate them and their team and the players said team is fielding.

Yes WE, that includes all of /magog/.

>>1914829
>p1mple baited more than an igl of a tier3 team so he wasn't outfragged

>>1914831
he was hungover

Can we stop talking about this washed drunkard playing tier 3 online matches? Thanks.

>>1914825
/ourguys/. We love them.
#FalconsAreHere #EWC2025

>>1914825
They'll lose to Vitality in the grand finals again

>>1914843
botality loses to mongolz in semis again

>>1914843
botcons is eliminated by g2 in the first round

>>1914830
even if you put the political thing aside and just focus on sports, Falcons from the beginning to this day just look like a revolving door of players with zero chemistry, identity and likeability, like the team's whole purpose is finding the next scapegoat to kick and sign the next one.
>inb4 muh Niko, m0nesy, etc.
i'm talking about the team dynamic as a whole, their only salvation is signing a few superstar players with an established fanbase that will draw some people in, to not be completely repulsive

>>1914857
Don't let the resident falcons cocksucker catch you posting this.

>>1914825
They make the indian mouz faggot froth at the mouth, so I pretend to be their fan

>>1914863
ew

>>1914883
niko's giveaway scam on youtube had more cultural impact than mouz in 2 decades

>>1914884
Being the biggest clown org surely does make a cultural impact

>>1914889
this picture had more cultural impact than mouz in 2 decades

>>1914825
They are right about women

>saudis use oil money to buy good players
>this upsets me because I run an org that tries to compete in same space
>oh wait no I dont
what the fuck

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/657081807721726694
YUGE UPDATE

we're so back

>>1914950
good. if you're going to not make it wallbangable at least make it stone instead.

>>1914825
Desperately insecure losers who prove money can't buy happiness.

>Anubis removed from premier
>Only way to play it is through competitive
>Still has among the longest queue times
Does the general cattle population really hate it that much? It was my favorite map

where does the 7 mvp goat go? who can afford him?

For the people in the last thread that pretend that this isn't donk.
I know its hard to believe that he has such a cute butt and is a god in CS.

https://youtu.be/-yYD1q0BYN8?t=1054

Its is))
Best ass in esports.
So much winning from him. I really hope he is isn't insecure about his body cause he looks good.

by the way I'm a girl i hope one day i can meet him :'(

>>1914971
You will play Dust 2 and Mirage endlessly and like it.

>>1914976
you think his girlfriend rims him?

>>1914979
I dont know but i think they are both religious, so i dont know maybe not.

https://www.dust2.us/news/64834/fragadelphia-issue-indefinite-ban-to-ohio-meat-wagon-for-scalping-fragville-tickets-to-big-cs-team
kwab

>>1914978
Yes.

>>1914983
naahhhh only in ohio :skull: :skull:

>>1914928
It's just virtue signalling redditors that decided to single out saudi's for being immoral when the us air force used to sponsor several teams and tournaments to recruit impressionable teens, gambling is being pushed on kids and the gullible, and the ones that get addicted bet themselves into huge debts and sometimes even kill themselves over it. Out of morbid curiosity I entered a thread earlier about ewc that was linked on hltv by a fucking retard and I actually grimaced at how they type and what they think, there was even a thread sucking up to scrawny and launders with a clip of a moment where I had to mute my stream due to how obnoxiously loud they were screaming, they're really all the same it's not even an unfounded stereotype, everything about those npcs is revolting to me.

>>1914991
>muh Air Force
Richard Lewis already retroactively refuted this non-argument

>>1914994
richard lewis is a faggot who has sex with trannies

>>1914991
Typed a lotta words to seethe at redditchads dabbing on faltroons

>>1914994
based! miga!

what happened here?

>>1914994
its a valid argument
they cant cry about the saudi war vs yemen, which the us supports with intelligence and recently even participating in it and then cry about saudi sports washing.

Apologize

>>1915004
he ducked

>>1915004
missed so he doesnt have to face donk

coward

>>1915006
new complexity lookin sharp

This is why they're kicking zont1x bro is sandbagging and it makes donk mald

>>1915015
he had 1 good round all cologone and blast bounty
all the other rounds any other top100 player can play the same
i dont see the apeall.

>>1915015
most accurate rifler itw and indisputable aim god btw

>>1914999
Yes, I loathe you and your kind enough to warrant typing a few extra words.

>>1914991
its hard to tell whats real or not on reddit
upvotes dont actually define reality or consensus after all

>>1915018
>types less to try and hide his butthurt
lmao

>>1915015
I have an atrocious headshot % myself (maybe 40%) despite often topfragging.
With the ttk in this game I don't understand people's obsession with hitting headshots when you can instead spray at center of mass and delete people in often 4 shots.

>>1915017
seems like a worthless graph looking at the placements of some how those players, but it's strange that nobody relevant has tried to replicate him, he proved that you can crabwalk and bodyspray your way to the top and it's surely more reliable than trying to play like donk to no avail

>>1915049
zontix has ~38% hs
there are some other riflers who has like 40-43% like blamef, xyp9x, flusha, krimz, naf.
but hs percent has actually increased by a couple of percent in cs2 compared to csgo because pistol rounds makes up a larger percent of total rounds so those players would probably be mid around 45% these days.
so yeah zontix is ultimately pretty unique.

i wanted him gone once i saw him crabwalk peeking
dude is legitimately playing like a drunk matchmaking troll

>>1914891
>>1914991
>>1915005
>>1915018
Who taught you to mald like this? Daddy ch0k0? Or did you learn how to suck their cocks from may0nesy?

Modern Magog seething is dull and lame.

>Complains like a bitch instead of demonstrating how to seethe
faggot

>>1915150
>too scared to respond directly
lmao

>too scared
how much you bench fatty

>>1915153
At the moment? 95kg broke my arm a few months back so working my way back up. PB was 110x5.
You?

>niggas lying on anonymous forums to appear tough
pathetic

>>1915156
>didn't answer
>too scared to respond directly
lmao

I don't respond to lying faggots. Lower your tone when addressing me.

>>1915160
See
>>1915158

>>1915143
you do realize that when people say MOUZ in 2025, they imagine the 7 rapenings rapEX and RapewOo did to them, right?

>>1915164
uh huh >>1914870

>>1915166
I say FURIA, I see FalleN.
I say NaVi, I see B1ad3.
I say Spirit, I see donk.
I say Falcons, I see NiKo.
I say Vitality, I see ZywOo.
I say MOUZ, I see ZywOo. Again. Wonder why...

Funny, I see Torzsi. Maybe falconiggas are blind or sumn.

>>1915169
Oh, yeah, I can see him. Crying that he got raped by ZywOo on stage for the 7th time in a single season. Awkward

Someone post n0k0's post-rape cry compilation.

>>1914991
>yes they host dogshit tournaments for a crowd of 40 desert savages, and are trying to kill kato and cologne to prop them up
>yes they fuck up salaries making an inflationary bubble that kills the scene and causes every org to do the scammiest shit to stay alive
>yes they use all that money to fuck up existing teams to buy success in the most soulless plastic way possible
>but did you know the us airforce was a secondary sponsor of an epl five years ago? if you don't think mudslimes are hecking based you're an npc!
kill yourself faggot

This is what you get when you type "MOUZ highlights"
ZywOo shitting on torzshit for over an hour. That's the peak of MOUZ's season, getting humiliated by Humblewoo.

>>1915174
Valve is to blame as well for pumping so little money into the scene

>be so irrelevant your fag team doesn't even show up
nice cultural impact you got there gaylord

>>1915177
>That's the peak of MOUZ's season, getting humiliated by Humblewoo
>PLAYOFFS! IEM Cologne 2025
uhhhhh

>>1915187
He's not even a Vitality fan, he's vicariously living through them because his fag saudi cocksucker team bombs out in every group stage to nonamers.

degster: 1 MVP in 2025
MOUZ: 0
Goes to show that it's a big nothingburger of a team, really. Their biggest guy on the team is Spinx, a reject from Vitality who single-handedly killed their 2023 season with his bad vibes. Their 2nd biggest guy is torzsi, the new devve as they say, a guy who has less highlights than G2 SunPayus somehow.

this nigga actually retarded holy shit

Complexity

>>1915196
>single-handedly killed their 2023 season with his bad vibes
usually vitality fans don't admit their 2023 season (major included) was all flukes and weak opposition, not them being a good team. I congratulate you on your honesty and forthrightness

>>1915196
in the 3 tournaments mouz has won in 2024 and 2025 they didn't get any mvps lol

EPL S19: MOUZ won, ZywOo is MVP
BB Dacha: MOUZ won, donk is MVP
PGL Cluj: MOUZ won, NiKo is MVP
Is this a bug? Some bias from HLTV?? This is not normally...

how many majors has n0k0 won?

>>1915204
they even 3-0'd spirit and mouz in finals

NiKo: 18 trophies
All of MOUZ combined: 13 trophies
Umm...

>>1915204
zywoo and niko are frauds who don't play winning cs, qed
bb dacha not a real tournament so donk's off the hook

MOUZ sports have never finished higher than semis in ANY major
INCLUDING PLUMBER ERA WHEN THEY HAD GSL GROUPS... Look at those group stage humbles, holy...

kek truly rent free n0k0 fans are so pathetic can't wait for the gapefest in 2 days

>>1915216
so tru
wyt bout this team
not listed but they full on missed a major too

>>1915218
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

>>1915218
NiKo lost more major finals than MOUZ ever attended in their 13 years of play
That's a flex

>>1915220
not when donk's 1/1 and zywoo's 2/2
niko's the slightly less retarded kid puffing up his chest to the drooling full tards

>NiKo lost more major finals than MOUZ ever attended in their 13 years of play
>That's a flex
>NiKo lost
kek this n0k0 cocksucker is taking the time to capitalize his name correctly

>MOUZ not ONCE won an Elite event
>MOUZ only ONCE attended a FINAL in an elite event
What can you even say in a situation like this?

You may have the last word an0n, but no amount of cocksucking n0k0 will ever beat may0nesy.

it's increasingly over for "the woo"

>>1915234
-sh0r0 +m0NESY when? the baby goat dropped plenty of stinkers, and yet he's still miles ahead of the online demon

>>1915216
>INCLUDING PLUMBER ERA WHEN THEY HAD GSL GROUPS... Look at those group stage humbles,
could not agree more. how could they not even make playoffs? against plumbers? even ONE really good player could carry you to playoffs back then, those teams must've been complete dogshit, every single player
especially during the enclosed selection of years

>>1915238
shiro is even ahead of monesy with top5 filter
midnesy is washed

imagine this:
mouz eliminated by vp
score 0-2

>>1915252
it has been foretold

>>1915240
several players tried carrying that dog org, and started winning everything instantly after leaving it
that being allu and NiKo, of course. seems to be something wrong with the org.

>>1914976
>by the way I'm a girl
Haha imagine haha

>>1915273
I am just delusional maybe donk is here and he wants to contact me.

>>1915252
mouz and falcons are out round one

>>1915260
I will always see the old logo as a balling amogus thanks to magog

watch

https://youtu.be/TK0duvb-YMI

>>1915285
vitality 3 stack tryharding loses to randoms

Falcons finna fumble the bag yet again

>>1915288
whops they won that one (but it was close)
i meant this one

>>1915260
>started winning everything instantly after leaving it
>that being allu and NiKo
winning EVERYTHING?
I don't know if you could say they started winning EVERYTHING

>APEX
kekekekek

IT'S KICKIN

As excited as I am for G2-Falcons and Liquid-Vitality, I've realized that almost every single matchup is great.
>Tyloo vs Astralis rematch
>Faze vs Aurora "tier 1"off
>Spirit vs Heroic tn1r's betrayal
>Mouz vs VP revenge kino

The only lame matches are Navi-3DMAX and Mongolz-GL.

>>1915399
GOD2 is gonna destroy Fraudcoons

>>1915388
yeah, kicking itself into a grave 1 month after public release

>>1915403
Inshallah and then the gay couple can finally be executed mashallah.

Seriously what are the chances the Saudis rig at least their first match? Would be pretty easy to do considering just how dogshit paypal is.

>>1915421
hltviggers get the rope

>>1915422
? What's HLTV got to do with this?
>captcha: G2GPH

why is everyone saying donk is number 1 in 2025 now?

donk is number 1 in 2025 now

spirit only loses 0-3 in finals, since 2024 anyway
they've lost 3 finals and all 0-3.
they've won 8 times.

>>1915427
baitwoo fell off

>>1914994
this
based 4channers like us support Israel

>>1915429
many are saying this

phzy kinda slept on but he's owning eu t2 rn, 1.19 since he came back

>>1915544
he's losing vs tnl

>>1915399
>>Mouz vs VP revenge kino
Who in the world says that? Mouz VP and kino in one sentence should be a permabannable offense, you can't find two more snooze-infesting teams in top 30. And they're playing each other, meaning it's dogshit squared.

>>1915545
his team sucks tho

vitality wins lol will return in ESWC and continue until major, where they'll get upset in finals by some random unwashed bums from top 5 (navi or falcons or some shit)

has zywoo ever hit the table?

https://x.com/csgorun_family/status/1957708113663893757
kek based chopper

>no spirit
boring
now kyousuke will just smurf

>>1915590
>*blocks ur path*

>>1915613
>fraudgolz
lol
lmao
falcons would easily 3-0 them

>>1915614
oh nononononono
>RAPED
>GAPED
>SUBJUGATED

oh nonononono

>>1915567
no
the worst "tilt" i ever saw him do was put his hands on face and slightly shake his head in disappointment
honestly amazing to be that calm in a nerve-wrecking game that is CS, especially on the highest level

>>1915620
this is about as bad as it gets

>>1915618
kek these frauds dodged draculan and frag for this shit

>>1915427
1st part of the explanation is donk fanboy propaganda
2nd part is, something strange happened with CS fans after covid, it's like now they collectively have a memory of max 2 most recent events. in arguments i see people miss obvious context and details of things that happened just a year ago, not to mention going farther.

>>1915618
humiliation ritual

>>1915626
donk has evp or mvp from every single tournament. has this ever happened before?
0.10 higher rating overall
zywoo has ghosted 3 tournaments

>>1915427
its because donk is about to win everything this season like vita did last season but he will have better numbers than zywoo. also pic related

>>1915634
It's going to be a good race either way, very exciting

>>1915626
donk is the goat though

at least he's still the goat awper

>>1915254
"people" who hide that they're posting single maps of a bo3 should be stoned
same goes for those who hide the hltv filters when posting stats

I will be there, win or lose were on the booze

>>1915614
which team has actually beaten Vitality of the two?

>>1915680
cry

nut nut bros...

>>1915685
hesta godtales too good

imagine looking at the dude on the left, at the dude on the right, and saying that they're from the same region

>>1915693
hotu plays in asian qualifiers though

>>1915695
they're counted as EU per valve's official rules, all asians are making a big stink when they're doing something in asian tournaments

>Here is an arena where 300 hired people will be screaming Falcons, Falcons
UH OH chopper's aboutta get bone sawn

>>1915685
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Just the team, an easy night, and Riyadh vibes

#FalconsAreHere #EWC2025

take me back to hltv copy pastes instead of inane twitter ones

>#FalconsAreHere
>#EWC2025
>#PraiseMuhammad(PBUH)
>#TKD

in cheater-queue with my alt-acc that im farming cases with (never cheated myself):
why do so many aimbots also target teammates? had some guy on my team that shot me in the head after killing an enemy, last game some guy would straight up die because his shit wouldnt stop aiming at his teammates head when an enemy was behind a wall next to him
is this some free cheat shit or what?

>>1915714
Teses the only one straight enough to not do some gay hand gesture.

>>1915741
It's an option he probably left on by accident or is just trolling

>>1915714
I see Monesy's bussy is getting some rest

>>1915587
CHOPPER — THAT'S IT! He will probably have to hire security — he offended the feelings of Arabs:

“Allah will punish you for your [bad word in Arabic] words”

“Fear God! Think about what you say. Life will remind you of these words. I will pray for that”

“You are still performing here only because of donk. You are insignificant, come to your senses”

“You didn’t just offend fans. You offended the feelings of Muslims. You disgraced us. Take back your words, or there will be consequences”

“Why is he still unharmed? He must be punished, including physically”

“Idiot. Only a fool could say such things to the whole internet and disgrace us in our own country. Look back more often”

VERY SAD! chopper must be protected!

>>1915714
>an easy night, and Riyadh vibes
look at niko's pained expression

where's the facking games
not even a bc.s1mpleslop until tomorrow

>>1915875
Geoff has cancelled them today for gamescom

new schedule and BO5 finals

>>1915917
falchads will humble whopper in semis after walking past g0-2 and nikosports

>>1915953
They won't get past mouz.

>>1916004
without torzsi cleaning m0NESY's shoes*
sorry hit enter too early

>Vitality Academy is coming
Your thoughts?

>>1915877
fuck geoff and fuck kojima

>>1916010
spirit already has 5 of them and they will find the next avatar---i mean donk

>>1915809
How fucking sensitive are these savages? He makes the most generic Falcons joke imaginable, and they act like he bombed Mecca or something.

>>1916016
They legit think they are superior because some oil is under their feet

>>1916016
I wonder what the reaction would be if ESWC was held in Russia and kyxsan said that all Spirit "fans" are paid actors by Kremlin

>>1916019
No one would give a fuck? Hell, young woke ruskies make jokes about everyone being kremlbots more than anyone else.

>>1916021
>No one would give a fuck
Nobody believes that after seeing how sensitive you faggots constantly are in-game btw, why are you trying to lie so blatantly?

>>1916022
Don't even know where you going with this strawman bullshit desu

>>1915551
I just said that can't you read?

>>1916019
Some say that Saudis genuinely do not give a single fuck about any of this and all of this is just pre-paid for hence the crowds cheering for every single team regardless of the discipline. Personally, I think it's like 70/30. Some probably do find it genuinely interesting but I find it hard to believe that they're into like 20+ disciplines. 5+ is already pushing it.

>>1916029
Said what?

KWAB

>>1915917
Based, maybe the Saudis aren't totally incompetent.

>>1916031
>Mouz vs VP revenge kino

>>1916040
And who are you? Exactly

>>1916041
Someone in the world

>>1916043
Given that you're the only one in this world who'd enjoy "mouz vs vp" game, you can't be classified as "someone" and are instead "something"

>>1916045
cry

>>1916019
>>1916022
how fucking soft can you be, they ARE paid actors. it's the truth
>The campaign requires organisations entering the campaign to commit to a minimum of twenty fans to be sent to the EWC. ... The fans are all vetted and sourced independently by the organisations and the details of the fans are then sent to the Esports World Cup Foundation management team who arrange for the necessary paperwork, hotels and shuttles to and from the airport.
>Esports organisations have been vocal about the Superfan “giveaway” on their social media accounts. Many of them are framing it as an “all expenses paid” promotion without mentioning that they themselves are being financially rewarded for the fans attendance. It is this publication’s understanding that all the expenses for fans travel are underwritten by the Esports World Cup Foundation and not the organisations.
>The fans that sign up are supposed to be given special access wristbands for priority seating during the tournament, travel to and from the venue on each of the tournament days and travel to and from the airport on their arrival and departure. Ultimately though, the purpose of the campaign seems to be to try and shore up the crowd for the event that appeared to be underwhelming based on footage from the previous event.
>“There has been some anxiety about crowd size” one source “especially as the audience is very heavily from Saudi. They came up with a reward scheme for each of the orgs and marketed it as rewarding their “superfans.” Each org had to find and deliver at least twenty in order to qualify but the maximum number for each is sixty, with the reward increasing for each milestone.”
>Another source added that the incentive was “absolutely about expanding and diversifying the crowd for optics” adding that “four hundred Saudi men in traditional dress doesn’t give the sense you’re watching a ‘World Cup.’” ...footage from the accompanying documentary series precipitated the desire for bigger crowds.

>>1916069
>they ARE paid actors
and yet all you show is "fan of [org]? we can pay for your trip to riyadh!!" which means they're fans that were flown there from whatever country they were from, not that they're actors paid for by saudis to cheer for falcons

SJOKZ MY LOVE YOU LOOK STUNNING

>>1916108
DANG SHE HOT!

>>1916074
why do I engage with 60iq inbreds
did you watch the event last year? they topped out at about 12 disinterested people golf clapping in the crowd. you think the saudis are so concerned with optics that they're flying in crowds, but they have no interest in "encouraging" anyone to watch their team? they're just going to have 20+ spirit ultrafans booing falcons?
cis countries have lans of all sizes, a huge playerbase tons of pros, no problem drumming up support. saudi arabia has 2 pros total, who attended the only other lan in the middle east this year and won ~a grand between the two of them. one of them streams on twitch to an average of 20 viewers

this is just a preparation for their giga cope once they lose
>sp0r0t and mouz eliminated? rigged event
>vitality/falcons won? mickey mouse event with fake crowd
here are the possible copes they might invent later
>kyousuke mvp? d0nk was tired from winning two events in a row
>zont1x sabotaged his own team before leaving
>food poisoning
>everyone was saving strats for the major

>>1916019
retarded comparison
Russia has a CS scene that was there since beginning
Saudi Arabia doesn't even have a single pro player

Cologne crowd was all paid actors as well, why did they cheer for MOUZ otherwise?

>>1916142
>vitality/falcons won? mickey mouse event with fake crowd
>vitality/falcons
bro thinks he's on the team

>>1916153
/magog/ is filled with paid posters too

>>1914825
we should encourage their spending until their money runs out

>>1916010
cheap ass frogs were about 8 years late to save their scene

>>1916156
kek I swear he does this every time thinking no one will notice what a kwab

>>1916153
I used to cheer for Mouz because they were an underdog team and I usually root for the underdogs. Well technically they aren't underdogs anymore but they're yet to win anything substantial and one might consider them as the underdogs of the top 5. So I still cheer for them.

sexo

>>1916153
I'm finna get that superfan bag and shout "kafir heil netanyahu" in the ewc crowd mic

>>1916108
sjekz

>>1916193
She looks like the typa whore who gets paid to attend things. Are you morons seriously thinking she came here because she's interested in esports?

>>1916108
JORKZ

>>1916193
IS DAT PinkPantheress???

Hey Schizos', CATCH THIS!
https://youtu.be/802MGpcO83Y

>>1916206
>s',

OH NO NO NO

wear were you wen
complexity dies?

I was at home watching kyosuke x donk r34 when jason lake call

'complexity is kill'

'grim (the feeling not the player)'

and you ?????

https://x.com/Complexity/status/1957885561781252353

>>1916233
;_;

>20 SOMETHING YEARS DOWN THE DRAIN
GENERATIONAL KWAB

>>1916229
>>1916233
Falcons next Inshallah

>>1916233
>>1916229
Hold me bros......
>>1916237
This would make me happy enough to counter the sadness of COL leaving.

>>1916233
Grim the player must also be feeling grim the feeling.

I can bet everything I have on Jason Lake living in Texas in a McMansion secretly watching trans porn and hiding it from his wife, oh and he also drives a 2000's Corvette

>>1916243
Trans porn is the ultimate level of gooning. Can't blame him to be honest.

Why couldn't it be Liquid piece of shit org die die die

>>1916229
>>1916233
;_;7
one less team here...

>>1916233
Grim

grim

>>1916233
:(

grim

>>1916260
This happened outta nowhere.

Sad that NA has completely died.

>>1916263
(situation and player)

>won't even sign a min wage stack
bros...

>only likeable american org is gone
sorry ameribros
hope liquid manages to get their shit straight so you'll have someone local to root for

>ZywOo's peculiar run without an EVP ends here, and he is still in the lead for the number one race as it stands
>he is still in the lead for the number one race
Millions of russians just killed themselves
Herculeswoo is miles ahead of thin-armed bug-eyed 140cm creature from Norilsk

>>1916272
the sale to passion ua did, but them pulling out of cs makes sense once you think about it
he couldn't pay for a t1.5 team in europe with current sticker money payouts, and t2+ is a gamble on getting any sticker money at all. wildcard, bluejays, etc. aren't making the major even with 10 spots

Trump should unironically fund a giga-NA project that will make the Falcons project look like clowns.

>>1916287
Thinking on it, it's smart that Flyquest picked up the Aus team instead of an NA team despite being an NA org.
Probably a lot better return on investment than hoping a T3 NA team doesn't shit the bed.

>>1916285
>as it stands
english education in france must be horrific
harewoo will be presenting the year-end #1 to tortoisenk again at the 2025 hltv awards

>>1916290
Elon could've done that for better gamercred instead of paying chinks to grind poe for him.

>>1916294
>slurping down a shitposter's slimy bait this hard
I hope you both die

>>1916290
Damn I didn't know that Trump is behind MIBR

>>1916233
kek based (those chairs are like 10 grand)

Now with COL out the highest rated NA team is M80 at #29 and then after that it's NRG at #40.

Grim doesn't even begin to describe this situation. What exactly was the sale to PUA? Are they gonna stay an NA team or will they move to EU?

>>1916294
Thousands of pidors from all across the Rusland were saying that donk is now #1, le goat and how ZywOo is not even a competition after whonk got Mickey Rivals Season 2 trophy, were they not?
Sit down now, midget fan, and cope that "THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT," because "as it stands," you have been gaped by Godwoo.

>>1916292
yeah 4 guaranteed invites is enough to get every decent asian team, and then there are 2 more from the last major
only risk is if local TOs spam lans like this https://www.hltv.org/events/8577/gangkui-cup-season-1 https://www.hltv.org/events/8493/xse-pro-league-chengdu-2025

Has all the venture capital money finally dried up?
Also aren't complexity owned by the Dallas Cowboys?

>>1916315
I think they separated a while back.

>>1916308
>Sit down now, obesity fan, and cope that "THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT,"

>>1916318
Donk is boy sminem, the resamblance is uncunny

>>1916304
>Are they gonna stay an NA team or will they move to EU?
would be incredibly stupid to buy an NA roster, which in EU is mediocre at best, for them to play in EU instead
unless it's just for the vrs points and they plan to switch out player by player

>>1916315
>A majority stake in Complexity was sold to Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and real estate investor John Goff in 2017 before the organization was acquired by GameSquare in 2021. Lake, leading an investor group, re-acquired Complexity for $10.36 million in 2024, but scarce sponsorship opportunities in North America have since led to financial struggles for the organization.

>>1916315
The venture capital money was gone a long time ago.
Jason Lake bought complexity back from the Cowboys. It was being ran off his own money and another friend who invested in him, among whatever other investors he found.

>>1916315
betting money is the only thing thats funded most of the scene for a long time
ence is famously one of the rare examples of companies being positive without VC funding, they have some betting sponsors too
few big american orgs have big sponsors across dozens of esports to keep the operation going, but likes of faze struggle
astralis lost 90% of stock price from the heights of 2018

Eastern europe is littered with teams owned by betting sites.

>>1916320
The HLTV article says PUA are in talks to acquire 4 of the players. Which 4 though? Also it's weird that their whole schtick was "we're a Ukrainian org and team" and they're buying an NA core.

>>1916318
apEX is showing how many maps donk won vs Godwoo throughout this year

;_;

https://www.hltv.org/news/42482/valve-strips-mesa-nomadic-masters-fall-of-ranked-status-after-violation-of-operation-requirements
KWAB
KWAB
KWAB
MONGKWABZ

>>1916320
Also the only scenario where they don't end up being an Americas team is if they keep both JT and Hallzerk and then for a fifth they bring in an EU or APAC player. Otherwise they're still an Americas team.

>>1916336
They moved to Europe?

>>1916341
kill vrs already

>>1916345
yes but not because subhuman mongoloid shitstains try to extort $10k sign up fees

>>1916315
>>1916326
complexity's sponsors were lenovo legion and glorious gaming, that's it. just actual gaming companies, and if you look at their jerseys they had them on the collar, and both sleeves
this is what happens when salaries are inflated by betting and vanity oil money to unsustainable levels, an honest guy who loves cs and has been in the scene for 22 years has to shut down and leave

Let's crowdfund a /magog/ team to keep ex-coL together

hltv 3.0 rating will expose donk as a baiter fraud. m0nesy, zywoo or kyosouke will take the rank 1 spot this year

>>1916345
>attempt to VRS scam by pushing the event right before the cutoff for major invites
>charge teams $10.000 to get an invitation to an OPEN QUALIFIER
>MUH VRS LE BAD
really now

>>1916341
>Complexity's General Manager, Graham "messioso" Pitt, took to X on August 14 to share a screenshot of an email from an unnamed tournament organizer that contained this very offer, with ENCE's Marketing Director, Joona "natu" Leppänen, and Partizan's coach, Dejan "BAXACHA" Atanacković, indicating they received similar emails (1, 2).

Kek since when did HLTV articles start getting formatted like they're part of a scientific journal with citations and shit.

>>1916348
I would've chipped in if I wasn't unemployed.

this is sad as fuck, as a Euro coL was by far my favorite NA team, legendary org
FFFF

>>1916352
people are going to shit tier tournmanets that they wouldnt otherwise go to
they dont go there for the love of the game
their fans to give a shit about wathcing their matches vs tier 2 team
they dont care about the price money

they just go there for arbitrary major invite points

its ass
vrs is so ass and shit

>>1916348
passion ua is buying them
>>1916332
everyone but cxzi

>>1916353
ever watched/listened to hltv confirmed?
they're all autistic nerds

>>1916348
fuck those guys, i'm signing steel ska and swag

>>1916358
>PLEASE PLEASE KILL LOCAL LANS AND BRING BACK ESL MAFIA
you're such a shitter

>>1916360
Why cxzi and not nicx? I thought the latter was much worse.

>>1916358
survival of the fittest
they do care about the prize money, it's directly correlated with vrs points. end result of this system is that you get t2 teams filling out every available lan and playing hard
you prefer everything being decided by 12 billion online ecl games to lan kino?

>>1916364
danny has better roles and worse rating
they are waiting to announce -nicx +zont1x

>>1916364
they've both been ass, but passion ua has a ukrainian dude who they're gonna put in star roles. nicx is their bitch support guy

>>1916367
PUA will never hire Zont1x.
>>1916368
Who's the star Ukrainian? Hopefully not s0mple.

>>1916370
>PUA will never fire their national team for an NA muttstack
YOU ARE HERE
>PUA will never hire Zont1x

>>1916367
>-nicx +zont1x
zont1x? passion ua is gonna hire the russian fascist-invader accomplice who denies the territorial integrity of ukraine?

>>1916373
Zont1x has publicly denounced being Ukrainian and supports his hometown or whatever being controlled by the Russians.

>>1916370
kvem I think

>>1916375
>>1916376
wars over in two weeks no one cares

>muh LPR
>lives in Estonia since 2022
every
single
time

>>1916379
I think "Passion UA" might care a little bit, even if no one else does

>>1916378
This freak?

>>1916382
weren't they getting bombed and shit
or was that the other one

>>1916389
he's welcome to cross the border and live in the only country that believes in those "republics" instead of stealing my taxes

>>1916335
rapedex showing how many trophies they're gonna win from now through december (1x fragadelphia fragville tennessee 2025)

>>1916383
its passion USA now tho and Trump says Z

https://xcancel.com/zont1x977
zont1x really was just aurafarming this whole time, stealing blad3's gimmick
>>1916394
how can you tell where he lives
also I assume he's paying taxes on all his winnings to you guys and doesn't exactly need your welfare
also aren't the russkis getting bombed too

>>1916290
but they are already clowns

>>1916410
I know, I just didn't want the resident failcl0wns cocksucker to jump me again.

>>1916407
>how can you tell where he lives

>>1916401
No he doesn't.

>>1916401
>>1916420

>>1916382
funniest thing was he said he was BORN in LPR, and LPR was "founded" in 2014, when he was 10 years old x)

cant jlake just relocate the company to some tax haven so they can get shady russian gambling sponsors

>>1916451
starladder fall 2025 champions

>>1916385
The guy looks nothing like this on camera, it must be really old

>>1916420
he said it, I was there
he also said Liquid isn't NA and Twistzz isn't a real American. Sad!

>>1916470
No you weren't.

>>1916475
proofs???

>>1916470
>Twistzz isn't a real American
he's canadian
the fake american is reck

>>1916451
I don't get it, their logo looks like it was rebranded to just Passion, but the text still says Passion UA.
Rebranding to Passion NA would attract American audience at the cost of Ukrainian one, but I think it would still be better that keeping the old brand and pleasing nobody.

They don't usually get mvp/evps wrong but they definitely fucked up here, zywoo getting one but not zont1x is straight up wrong, 1.18 as an anchor over both portions and winning the event as opposed to a 1.25 awper that failed at the first hurdle after getting some easy rating from teams not even inside the top 20.

What is the fat drunkard wife beater thinking about right now?

>>1916493
>I wish I stopped being a bitch about CS2 and didn't bench myself 2 days before IEM Dallas...

>>1916451
Wait so which region is this roster competing in? Because Hallzerk+Kvem puts them in EU and Grim+Nicx puts them in AM.

>>1916486
hltv rating, awards, m/evps are all carefully planned and designed to move the scene hltv's (((sponsors))) want

>>1916496
in those cases you have to compete in the most difficult one from now on so they are EU

>>1916494
No I'm talking about the other one.

>>1916496
retard
>>1916498
retard

>>1916498
Damn so this is official now >>1916304
It's unequivocally over now.

>>1916501
enword

>>1916501
explain retard

unless you mean jT counts as American now

>>1916486
Ah I used a filter that excluded nrg, so it's actually higher but who wouldn't farm those NA bots? It's wrong regardless

>>1916509
macdonald clan would go kinda hard ong frfr

>>1916506
He does because he's South African, and those off-shoot regions count towards the lower difficulty region, that being NA in a 2/2 EU/NA split

>>1916497
they do set up storylines but you can at least understand and agree with the decisions normally, not like zywoo needed this to keep up with donk

>>1916512
>A roster's Regional Assignment is the region represented by the majority of its players. In the case of a tie, their Regional Assignment is the region with greater representation in the Major (i.e., Europe, then Americas, then Asia).
they're tied 2-2-1 with 2 eu, so they play eu
there are only 3 regions, how could there be a tie any other way

>>1916509
9z had mickeyd's on their jerseys before, and still has shell
why can't col get these kinds of sponsors

>>1916514
>Another significant change with the latest model update is how players from African countries that are not in the MENA sub-region are assigned. Rather than simply counting as Asian, these players now count towards the lowest priority region on a team's roster.
https://www.hltv.org/news/42055/valve-introduces-mena-eu-sub-region-in-latest-vrs-model-update

>>1916516
what's the point of having what's supposed to be a comprehensive rulebook on github, then quietly putting this shit in the code with this commit message
>Updating regional assignment logic and adjusting the regional assignment of some countries.
retarded ass company

>>1916527
But nothing from the rules changed? That "2-2-1" doesn't exist in PUA, it's "2-2-?" due to AF being a "wildcard," and MENA being EU.
-JT +JKS and PUA are suddenly Europe again.

>>1916532
>nothing from the rules changed? That "2-2-1" doesn't exist in PUA, it's "2-2-?" due to AF being a "wildcard,"
prior to that update, everything outside eu/na/sa was considered asian as a "rest of the world" dump category. there were no wildcards, south african teams qualified as a subregion of asia, as in https://www.hltv.org/events/7876/perfect-world-shanghai-major-2024-za-rmr-open-qualifier and a 3 za 2 na roster would play asian rmrs
to go from that status quo for years to "africans now count as the lowest tier other scene on the roster, which you can only learn by reading the code" is retarded. if you read the rulebook and only the rulebook, col has a tie for the majority representation between their 2 eu and 2 na players, ergo they are eu

https://x.com/messioso/status/1957930329504686368
rip only guy who consistently calls out valve's bullshit

>>1916555
Streets will never forget this dog killing North

>>1916560
die mad about it danedog

>>1916555
didn't he travel with the team and shit
why didn't passion na grab him

>>1916563
I would imagine to be the GM for that organization you would have to at the very least speak russian (ukranian wtv) and english but I don't really know anything about that org specifically. maybe they are like me and see a lot of these positions in teams as 6 figure daycare.

kek they actually gave him an EVP and specifically cited his ONLINE OT maps vs legacy and liquid as reasons for it
the most BLATANT fucking forced narrative of 2025 will be another meme top 1 "race"

>>1916570
I think 95% of what he did was coordinating stuff for the players day to day (flights, lodging, complaints to tournaments, etc) and a podcast for 5 total viewers
I'd rather have a competent enough native english speaker for my 4/5 native-level english speaking team and the vast majority of TOs that use english as their default for communication

>>1916635
lmfao
a 1.04 disappearing act in his only match against a top 15 team, and they give him an evp for smurfing vs the worst imaginable opposition online. incredible

>>1916635
>>1916639
zont1x literally robbed, senzu/910 could also make a case but I guess their stats got dumpstered by feeding in the final

>The event, a single elimination bracket with the first two matches online, is a tricky one to deal with when it comes to awards and ultimately we decided the bar should be high to earn an Exceptionally Valuable Player mention.
>That means a very short list of EVPs but also ensures that the awards, which count as a Big Event EVP thanks to four top five teams making the LAN, are only given in cases where players shone enough offline that their performances will impact the top 20.
>Mathieu "ZywOo" Herbaut had mind-boggling raw numbers online but struggled on LAN with a 1.07 series rating against EF — and even that flatters the Frenchman after his slow start on Mirage.

>>1916644
The criteria change from day to day it seems, he did better by quite a bit in the first bounty this year and didn't get an evp, in fact only 2 players did, and no one raised a stink cause it was justified. Now that the competition for top 1 is getting fierce they decide to hand out twice the amount of evps for the exact same type of event except it's not even given to the right player, just to try and prop up zywoo.

>>1916233
I'll never forget when this roster was on the verge of being something special.

>>1916664
hallzerk nuke 1v3... vgh...

oc

>>1916514
Everyone's collabing with EU I'm waiting for APAC-NA-SA to start collabing.

/whohere/ erect? kino in 13 hours (the time duration, not the movie)

>>1916705
>13 hours
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384678/ence-vs-bcgame-exort-the-proving-grounds-season-3

>>1916706
Needn't watch tier 4 CS seeing as s0mple already got gaped by betboom.

>>1916705
Uhh but it's 33 hours and 40 minutes until Falcons play
Been waiting a month to see the GOAT play again

>>1916698
no one but eu has talent to spare, and no one wants to kill their national team for a gamble
we had naf to rng back in na's prime, stewie and tarik to mibr, and jks to col+junior to furia+skullz to liquid was the death knell for that kind of thing

>>1916710
The only reason anyone with an IQ over 100 is tuning in to watch the G2-Falcons match is to watch G2 gape the clowns.

>>1916712
I definitely think there might be some opportunities next year for Chinese teams to go international if they keep up this upward trend. Though they'll probably get an EU player.

>>1916713
lol
GOATsuke is shitting on these bots with at least 25 kills on a map

>>1916719
kayosuckyfucky CANNOT frag enough to carry 3 deadweights

>>1916715
usually their english is really bad. there was that whole thing with bntet where he translated shit on the fly for them while igling and carrying, and they still kicked him
and yeah rare atom got phzy a while back. an eu player is probably cheaper for the same skill level, more seasoned, will mind extended time bootcamping in eu less, etc. and there are more of them available

>>1916705
>13 hours
uhhhhh dust2.us eagle masters series 3 swiss round 2 is happening right now

>>1916719
>GOATsuke is shitting on these bots with at least 25 kills on a map
true
make it 30
still loses tho

Well well well...

>>1916763
get off your ass already bozo i see you in streams

wtf zywoo got an evp? most fraudalent evp ive ever seen.

>>1916766
respect the lacerator of legacy, the nankinger of nrg, the maulee of mongolz

junior should get an evp for this

>>1916769
no.
there were others that deserved it.
farming nrg online doesn't matter.

Who cares about EVP how jobless are you mofos

4 ukrainian teams huh

NA orgs will never be able to compete financially until gambling is allowed federally. Euro teams can just take mafia bucks but we can't

>>1916785
What if you were to base an org in Las Vegas?

>>1916779
They're dodging fpg cause it's a russian to, oh well they will instead get destroyed by jame

>>1916785
where an org has its headquarters is really not important, if you have 3+ NA players that's all that matters

>>1916779
there are 4 ukrainians on 3 of the 4 "ukrainian teams"
og is more danish and/or swedish than passion ua/nip are ukrainian

maybe start winning something to stay financially competitive

>>1916779
Just give $200000 to Navi lol.

>you WILL grind cct na and mythic tournaments for no salary
>you WILL attempt to crowdfund eu qualifier tickets and travel

>wake up
>read about the complexity thing
>they added kvem in the "merger"
>get excited and think they finally fixed the team
>they kept nicx
kys, whoever was responsible for this move. just kys.

wasn't the G2-Falcons game supposed to be today or i am hallucinating? now i see it's tomorrow, but i could have sworn it was scheduled today when i first checked the event few days ago.

>>1916798
>start winning
>need to start paying your players more so they don't get poached by other teams that now want them
>continue bleeding money

>>1916804
The schedule was changed at least once

>>1916798
find me an org without a gambling sponsorship, not named falcons, who had a better season
they're a glorified bedroom org who fielded a washed alcoholic and a guy who had never played a top 20 team before col because they'd play for change jlake found in the couch cushions, and they STILL got to 14th itw. and you're smug because your favorite t2 teams take illegal curacao gambling blood sponsorship money just to be dogshit and matchfix and worse, if they aren't outright owned by those illegal curacao casinos

>>1916799
this is pusa's lan tho

>>1916813
Not even this navi would ever lose to 1+4 complexity.

>>1916803
yeah he's horrible, lower end igl-tier stats, worse than jt by a long shot, they do need a NA player in his stead but already got 3 of col's players for their core so they could pick literally anyone and it'd be an upgrade. floppy is just sitting on cols bench isn't he? he's so much better, or since they're already making wild moves why not be bold and try to poach twistzz

>>1916817
yea they would

there's only 3 good awpers on t-side.

after this the closest is maka and device at 1.07.
the rest sits around 1.0. torzsi 0.99 even.

>>1916819
There's a universe where it could happen but this ain't it.

>>1916799
>>1916817
I foresee them having a hard time with these t2 teams, they've been grinding like crazy with several officials every day and navi are relatively weak firepower-wise. b1ad3 isn't gonna sit down and spend days antistratting teams of this caliber, pua won't even have footage to go off of if he wanted

>>1916789
Still doesn't matter if they can't advertise their gambling sponsors in many states.

Honestly orgs from a country as rich as the USA shouldn't be struggling so much to fund their teams. Something is amiss.

>>1916698
That was called Splyce

>>1916789
Weren't Renegades sponsored by a Vegas Casino?

>>1916847
esports is a fundamentally retarded business. everyone's in the red unless they're scamming vcs, scamming fans by getting them addicted to gambling, scamming other orgs by selling them overpriced players and teams, or passion projects by someone very rich who's ok losing that money. even the "smart orgs" like cphf eventually hit a bad patch of luck and skid out into bankruptcy
american businesses have no interest in burning millions of dollars to accomplish nothing, vc funds have finally learned that esports is never going to become real sports (viewership, paying to stream, actual return on investment), sponsors have learned that you don't sell anything by advertising through esports, we actually get in trouble for shilling illegal gambling here, and we don't have american zinchenkos who grew up playing cs to splash cash out of passion
the average american will not quit their job and nolife cs for poverty wages because they're not a broke cis thirdworlder, and they cannot give up 4+ years of their life comfortably and safely like a european with health insurance and no pressing need to credential themselves and get a job. plus pc gaming is less of a thing compared to communal social experiences, which caps the starting point for interest
this then forms a vicious cycle of less org investment, no pathway to success worth grinding for, no na teams winning or good pros streaming and drawing eyeballs, shrinking viewership, shrinking playerbase, less marketable na audience, less org investment, and so on
this has been your "how the usa works" crash course

>>1916879
>the average american will not quit their job and nolife cs
But they do nolife fortnite, cod, valorant, apex?

>>1916882
cod and valorant are subsidized by the developers, franchise models with guaranteed revenue for orgs with no risk of missing a major or anything, and my understanding is that they're STILL dying. valorant looked like it was thriving in na because riot games pretended they were hosting auditions for franchise partners, and every org under the sun paid a fortune out of pocket to get picked (if you scroll through https://www.vlr.gg/rankings/north-america/120/vct-stage-1-qualifiers there's like 100+ real orgs trying their luck), and when riot finally picked the teams, everyone puled out and the t2 scene died
the fortnite esports winner, bugha, was 16 when he won, kids definitely do grind games after school when they have no responsibilities, they never do it full time as neets. regardless, the "peak" of fortnite was kids watching ninja play random pub games. I think the same is true of apex, it's streamers and not esports-first like cs
there is no money in competitive play, there is only money in streaming to an audience and being good and/or entertaining, so they will consistently pay you money. being a pro is a gamble on suddenly getting picked up and paid, from 0 to $10k/mo or whatever. being a streamer is a tangible visible and gradual slope to being able to quit your job, and you can do it after work for a couple hours a day

>>1916945
What about >1.50.

>>1916955
donk 4 (including one 1.50 exact)
zywoo 2
niko 2
s0mple 2

>>1916879
>>1916908
Excellente.

>>1916908
does america really just build 20 parking lots around a stadium?

do we agree?

>>1916945
rating mean nothing. my eyes are enough to know who was more impactful in big events
zywoo>niko>s0mple>donk

>>1916968
it's a 70-100k stadium in la, which has no real public transit and is just urban car sprawl
it's in a former shithole neighborhood too, so they didn't need the land

anyone wanna play comp/premier

>>1916976
>more impactful in big events
>niko
are you high
he has 1 career mvp at a real big event. he only has 3 major evps, and he was the reason his team lost at 2 of them

>>1916974
who the fuck is frozen
what are his achievements for this year?

>>1917007
baiting his way to a decent rating

4 hours until the proving grounds are exorted

>>1917007
making karrigan not look like a complete fraud.

>>1917007
hard carrying faze

>>1917017
any notable peformances? in all faze matches that ive watched they all looked equally incompetent

>>1916976
I genuinely want to know the source of delusion among niko fans. It truly is baffling.

wtf. they lose two tournaments and stake sponsorship is gone?
team KICK

>>1917032
dis nigga allergic to grooming or wat

>>1917035
much better

>>1917032
kick and stake is owner by the same parent company
it might be that gambling sponsors are forbidden in saudi arabia
at ewc dota they even "re-named" teams with gambling names. betboom became bb-team and parivision p-vision (pari means bet in russian or something).

>>1916945
starting to get bored of being told how good donk is.
I get it he's the goat.

so many cheaters playing this game
it's hit a critical mass IMO in which people are encountering so many cheaters they're starting to cheat themselves

kyousuke will never have a bad event

this ain't hltv lilbro you don't have to suck kayosucky off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt__a6c5eYQ
What the fuck? They played in Cologne?

>>1917111
OH YEAH THAT HAPPENED. Now I remember. kiosk had a really good dust2 but it wasn't enough. I think it was the mongolz they got eliminated by.

>>1917111
i understand he got mad they didnt promote him right away but he still shouldve swallowed his pride and wait to get a chance to play with donk
falcons roster has no future, they will be stuck with zonic and niko for years now, a retirement home quite literally and kyosuke is nothing more but a nurse

>>1917115
are you going to apologize after we win ewc?

>we
kwab

>>1917116
i will apologize if u win against g2, that alone is enough
i wont have to, luckily

>falcons glide past g2
>mouz get humiliated by vp
best timeline possible

>>1917129
rent free falcoon
this isn't even me >>1917119
falcoons are just universally hated
cope seethe and kys

>>1917129
also liquid beating vitality

>>1917130
>sees a post
>immediately assumes people are talking about him
???

>sees people hating falcoons (rightfully)
>starts seething about mouz unprompted
??? yourself nig

>"prestige" tournament
>single elim bracket with simultaneous games even though it would only add one day to not do that
>the organizers literally own the country
>one set of ro16 is delayed to tomorrow for no reason
they literally can't do anything right can they

>>1917137
they're pretty good at extracting and refining oil from da earth

>>1917136
>>sees people hating falcoons (rightfully)
and that influenced me wanting kyousuke to do good how exactly? that influenced me sharing the opinion that mouz are the placeholder NPC team how exactly?
self-centered faggot

>>1917113
>kiosk had a really good dust2
he was absolute shit at the start of the first half. Then the team started setting him up for kills, pumping up their new "star rifler" instead of trying to win

rent free bitch ass

>>1917140
>he was absolute shit at the start of the first half.
I think it was the other way around. They started well and he got like 10+ frags in first four rounds, aced one even. But the second half was rough.

holy shit dis nigga grindin
his comeback is finna be legendary

incels really pretend to think that one kinda bad cologne means falcons isn't boutta dominate this season.
also ewc is the big non-major tournament. can't wait for haters to cry after we giga show up today.

>>1917154
>after we giga show up today.
Who's we? Falcons? They're def not showing up today.

>retarded frogposter fishing for (YOU)s
there's a game on soon. If all the brain dead shitposters could kindly fuck off until the next break that would be great

I wonder what he means by cultural differences

>>1914988
donk? More like twink LOL!

thank christ my GOAT is giving me an alternative to watching blood money esports

>Commentary
>"SPUNJ" Burchill
>Alex "Machine" Richardson
>Harry "JustHarry" Russell
>Hugo "Hugo" Byron
>Henry "HenryG" Greer
>Adam "Dinko" Hawthorne
at least the saudis got the casting right
would've preferred anders to dinko tho

I thought the g2 falcons game was meant to be today.

>>1917184
i'm pretty sure its just an it's an esl tournament in all but name

>>1917187
it also said finals was bo3 before but now it's bo5

>>1917187
zonic told the TO the players needed a day more of practice
just one of the perks of running the event

>>1916984
yeah but. that looks new? or newish? how'd they get away with building a stadium with no train/tram/metro rail thing this century

>>1917032
really funny for the french team to be sponsored by kick/stake at the moment

>>1917193
Maybe they're french arabic team.

>>1917192
Americans are scared of public transport because the auto industry campaigned to destroy it.

>>1917197
ahhh ok
so which team is the mentally disabled man they'll torture to death?

>yabbing about all these shit esports nobody cares about
this isn't The Olympics. Nobody gives a shit

>>1917204
defecto

>>1917204
siuhy is up first

a tv network decided to buy the rights to the ewc in australia and now i get to watch it live on their dogshit streaming service

>>1917218
epic

>>1917218
LMAO

>>1917204
siuhy
device
maaraa
zonic

>>1917218
lol
get cucked bro

>>1917218
what is a vpn

>>1917218
What do you do in this situation? VPN?

which game is we watching?

>>1917234
counter strike

>>1917234
https://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cs
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384678/ence-vs-bcgame-exort-the-proving-grounds-season-3

kyousuke soon

>>1917237
falcons plays tomorrow

FAT

>>1917218
are you saying I won't be able to watch this on twitch or youtube in Australia?

how are there two simultaneous games if there's crowd (even if the crowd is fake)? is one game studio?

>>1917242
Can't you watch a restream?

LET'S GO NAVI

>>1917242
>>1917244
co streams still seem to work so I guess I'll have to watch that retard ohne.

>>1917224
>>1917225
why would i vpn away from having the choice of watching shows that were popular 20 years ago like house, mythbusters & csi?
or live afl games round 9 was months ago
how about some australian idol? season 9 was last year
i think water rats is 30 years old now
and judge judy was 30 years old 30 years ago

>>1917246
>retard ohne
WAAAAAAAAAAS?

holy shit that UI is actually goated

>>1917242
>>1917246
i'm pretty sure i just used 10minutemail to make a 7 account

>>1917248
yeah but judge judy is fine

>>1917252
hot damn

>>1917238
you can feel the aura already

CACANIIIITOOOOOOO

>>1917257
whole channel for judge judy? yeah, i think im gooning

eeeeasy for ence ence ence dence putted upperbelt putted UPPERBELT

apparently we got the bait rating now

>>1917272
>>1917273
statsfaggotry should be a bannable offense

>>1917273
oof
donk is not close to top 1

hltv just exposed donk as the most fraudulent top 1 winner in history
oh no no no

>>1917283
GODwoo

hltv trolling so fucking hard

useless french dogs

>>1917288
.

>>1917248
>>1917257
I am genuinely amazed to learn 7 still exists.
Then again closest I get to watching TV is there's always some quiz show on when I'm at the gym or watching the footy at the pub.

>Because Round Swing is zero-sum, the saving players are punished the same as if they had lost that clutch. Your reward for saving is your weapon in the next round, not some extra rating points.
??????
Why are you still punishing players for doing the correct play and saving?

>>1917301
should you be rewarded for losing a round?

>>1917301

the saved gun brings the rating up the next round so it evens out

>>1917301
>statfag discovers there's more to the world than numbers

>>1917246
grim

these madmen put a golden dildo in the desert

Xertion 1.07 superstar rifler

>>1917318
only baiters are allowed to have good rating

>>1917304
you shouldn't be punished for making the correct play. if you're a and your two chucklefuck teammates die b

>>1917306
not if the same thing happens the next round. or you're donating the weapon. or you could buy anyway etc etc
the only time you should be punished for saving is if it's last round

>>1917301
I doubt this will be the final iteration of hltv ratings, just looking at some recent matches I still remember vividly they've flipped completely because of round swing based on just a few clutches that some players have won, adr doesn't seem to matter anymore though to me this has always felt like the most reliable way to tell how good someone's playing. It says it all that on faceit the highest average adr over a very long time belongs to donk, kyousuke, zywoo and monesy

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382614/spirit-vs-mouz-blasttv-austin-major-2025
If I was donk I'd kill shiro.

REAL NA GOAT IS BACK

>rating 3.0
>exposes eco-fraggers
>iM rating went up

how does he do it???

ALERT ALERT - ZYWOOS DISASTERCLASS COLOGNE SEMI HAS BEEN REVEALED TO BE EVEN WORSE THAN PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED - ALERT ALERT - PREPARE THE THREAD FOR ZYWOO FAN HYSTERIA - ALERT ALERT

>>1917338
Is vaLULrant over? Welcome back hiko

>>1917342
zyw0.59

>frozen, elige and rain goes up in rating
>team is dogshit and hasnt achieved anything
3.0 looks so fucking frauded

>2.50 rating with only 105 adr
seems like it's only based on round swing basically

holy shit kursy is bad

the only stat that matters is vrs
everything else is autistic masturbation for midwits

zywoo awp abuser still lower rating than donk. embarrassing

>>1917356
just like 2.0 was based on impact which was based on multikills

>>1917328
adr is a good measure of star players who get a lot of action, not so much people who spend mirage jump spotting b the entire round

>>1917361
>midwits
aka average hltv user

>>1917369
yeah, they know their audience
too bad it's seeping in here

>>1917363
AWP is bad now doe. AK abuse is a real thing doe

months of work to diminish donk's legacy and hltv came up with this? Pathetic

>>1917298
people love MAFS. also sport keeps the tv relevant. i'd love for facebook to buy the rights to the nrl and afl so the tv networks die, it'd be a big fuck you to the media for trying to charge for links

what if you get 2 opening kills but your team still loses 3v5 on the other side of the map

>>1917382
You call them niggers out loud and quit in console.

>>1917376
>diminish donk's legacy
aka simply expose that he's an eco fragger whose rating drops with each ranking filter
worse first 2 years than coldzera, he'll be lucky to get into top 5 next year

>saudis put their own player on navi
wtf that's crazy

Enkebros ..

navi cant even 2-0 french t3 team?

for every makapiece there's a cheap makazze ripoff

3rounds max should be ok on nuke

>3.0
Consistency.

>>1917398
aleksifag is still the worst player on tier1 scene, unbelievable, people shit on Snax and HooXi but this shitter is somehow worse

>>1917398

This is why rating is deceiving. iM is 14-15 and 0.93 rating on Ancient which they won. He's 13-14 on Inferno and 1.19 but they lost.

holy yapping start the damn game already

top2 players this year

>zywoo got robbed last year
fucking danedogs
last year poty gets an asterisk

>>1917413
>won only one 1 tournament
didnt even deserve 3rd

wonderful nigger

>>1917418
kek

>>1917418
*licks lips*
DAMN BUOYUHHHH

>>1917414
it's an award for the best player, not the best team
only the rating should matter and zywoo had a monster rating

AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

aleksib.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

aleksiBOT

>>1917423
he's just a low deaths farmer

you guys realize aleksib had 4 kills right?
he might've fumbled that final kill but that round wasn't his fault

>>1917423
>it's an award for the best player, not the best team
lmao

this hud is really good, I like how I can see the cams all the time instead of only when you have their pov or after round ends, no need for a constant static image this is better by far

n0vi fans already waiting in the airport

>>1917438
Issue is that the rest takes up too much space.

-wronderful +junior

>>1917442
well the 1-10 numbering is not necessary and the icons could be more compact and also smaller, easy fix if it's blocking too much space

brutal mogging

Falcons Fail is gonna be so fun to watch

>>1917450
lol his games aren't even vs top 50

>>1917328
>>1917367
>>1917356
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384678/ence-vs-bcgame-exort-the-proving-grounds-season-3
38 adr 1.07 rating, it's borked.. only "round swing" matters

>3dmid
ez 4 Navi

https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_stcarena_en/clip/PuzzledSuperStingrayWholeWheat-_g4HaT2F9uHrcr-B
Lmfao I remember when aleksi was called the player with the best movement

>>1917456
rating 3.0 summarized
>TEAM WIN GOOD
>TEAM LOSE BAD
bravo hltv

>>1917456
what the fuck is this, the round swing isn't even particularly high

>>1917456
>>1917461
good kast, multikills, 1vX, lots of traded deaths, 2:0 in opening kills

>>1917463
sounds like clutches are overvalued, and we already knew being traded was a free boost for being on the winning team. 38 adr is npc level, the kind of thing you'd expect of your 5th 2,5k elo player if you have pros 4 stacking on faceit

>>1917465
new rating farmer meta is getting into 2v1s and baiting for that 1v1

>>1917465
yeah i'm not saying it's a deserved rating, but the stats aren't bad apart from adr and kills
would be interesting to watch the map and see how it actually played out

>bro just rush everywhere and give isolated duels
so this is the power of french cs

>my queen dona is live and i'm not there rubbing her feet under the desk as she streams
why even live desu

It doesn't matter who wins because they are 100% going to get GAPED by the Mongos

aleksibot should get on his knees and announce his retirement right NOW

NOOBI

navi

JL wins those

monkey style

lol
I guess jL wasn't the problem - on the server at least

nice

cahm on tommy!!!!

>n0vi
yikes

i only joined to see the last round because who would've thought 3dmax beats navi
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

was jl the problem?

Aleksib sucks ass. Blade needs to replace 3-4 players easily

>>1917491
>posting series stats
post the map-individual stats if you absolutely have to post, you lazy cunt
this tells me nothing

>>1917495
cry

no chin, no problem
>>1917498
faggot

we're in here

https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel

all that money and they still manage to fuck up the tech like everyone else...

GODquid will humble these frenchies

>love watch astralis
or
>hate watch liquid
fuck the sauds for playing two games at once

>>1917526
yeah they should have it do one game after the other in one stream so we can have 10+ hours of cs kino

LIQUID BROS GET IN HERE

incredible shirts as always, vitality

>HLTV ratings show Mongolz as incredibly average
>Somehow top 4
How are they punching above their supposed weight?

>>1917138
lmfao you think saudis are the ones doing anything logistical or mechanical?

>look up cs2 discussion
>rating rating rating rating rating
>guys xxxhomofaggot had 0,01 rating than furnigger69 on t sides of maps but analblaster had 0,2 rating over peedick in dust 2
Is there anything else to talk about this game than fucking decimal numbers?

>>1917548
Numbers mean I don't need to actually watch.

>>1917423
based "zywoo doesn't deserve 2025 poty" poster

>>1917548
control your esl, please
just ignore the statsfaggotry and hope they go back to hltv before too long

>>1917548
maybe because they updated from 2.1 to 3.0 after however many years earlier today, faggot

Could heroic actually gape spirit? I think ESWC MVP is like Katowice or Cologne, and donk bombing out while Godwoo wins it would secure the 1st place for him.

>>1917545
Most of these oil and gas extracting countries would fall apart if the American and European oil companies halted operations. All the expertise and infrastructure is from the multinationals. Pretty much all these Gulf states would barely function if it wasn't for foreigners coming in to do all their dirty work like oil extraction, service jobs, and construction.

>>1917559
>they
Then go bug them about it you midwit. Has nothing to do with here

>>1917548
I mean, we can always talk about the skins instead

>>1917560
even bounty is more important than ewc

>>1917564
chopper, I think you should be massaging donk's feet, not post on cs2g

>>1917560
only thing heroic can gape is their bank account

>>1917562
no I will talk about it here whether you like it or not

>>1917564
The world cup mogs every other event lil bro

>>1917560
times must be tough for vitality fans if you're writing fanfiction to cope with the last month or so
keep your chin up bro, he probably won't be this shit forever

>>1917560
liquid is gonna eliminate vitality thoughtever

>>1917562
shut up gayboy

>>1917568
Fanfiction? I am just wondering about the upcoming matchup, it's neither fiction nor am I a a fan.

>>1917555
I'm sorry, but did the Zywoo already lose? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet.

liquid are just full bots. even i can shoot better. and these people get paid 60k/month jesus fuck