Thread 1944869

bumped off the fucking board edition
hltv.org

>>1944869 (OP)
not really any need to make a new one
nothing's gonna happen before friday

>>1944875
we aren't giving up our place on this board, a thread should be up and running 24/7

>hltv adds skin inventory for every player
>it's only like five skins per player
what's the point? Other than the gamba sponsors that is

Reminder that Paracucks are seething about Flychads.

>>1944882
it's just one retard seething about nothing

>>1944885
That's this whole general.

LOVE IS LOVE

>>1944877 (Checked)
this

>>1944877
/magog/ chads WE OUT HERE

>>1944875
Skins ain't gonna discuss themselves lil bud

>>1944880
Technically within the cringe world of skins only
Gloves
Knife
Ak
M4s
AWP
Really matter

>>1944966
don't care, I wanna see their whole inventory so I can judge them for their taste

>>1944976
Isn't there a link to their profiles somewhere?
Besides you don't know what they have equipped or just hold onto. I have 7 AK and 5 Glocks but only use 1

>>1944984
csgoskins has inventories
Here's apex, it looks accurate for him (he's the only tier-1 pro I've seen rocking a survival knife)
https://csgoskins.gg/inventories/apex

>>1944985
I too have noticed this. He also managed to hit the rare pullout after some insane (for him) clutch

>>1944976
>>1944985
Also to add to my last posts, nothing is more depressing than seeing the inventories (and wardrobes) of a lot of top tier players.
They are like modern football stars. Absolutely no fucking taste at all other than just stacking the most expensive hype stuff. Look at NiKo walking around with that faggy LV purse of him, it's like watching Real Madrid stars exiting the bus in 2018.

Their skins are just a combination of Hedge Maze gloves with a Ruby or P2 Doppler knife and some even more ill fitting AK. All the money in the world but no style.

that's a shame, 9ine were on a massive resurgence
wildshart is an actual cancer on the scene

fuck, rain has a big inventory
https://csgoskins.gg/inventories/rain?page=1
>>1944989
pretty much everyone has either karambit or butterfly knife, so it's refreshing to see somebody rocking something new
zweih had a M9 | Lore in the Blast London qualifier, so I respect him even tho he played like shit

>>1944995
Nigga name is LOVE wtf dats some phaggot ass shiiii

>>1944998
>That Kukri
Always rated him

>>1944869 (OP)
New thread already?

>>1945012
what do you mean already? the old one with 200 images got archived early due to /vm/ getting unusually high activity, and we aren't becoming "weekend" threads

list of local lans before oct 6 major cut off, china working hard for the vrs
well... if the tournaments were real

xse challenger league series 2 is meant to be happening right now, but the qualifiers haven't run for australia and mongolia. they were meant to run a month ago. they did run the china quals though.
xse challenger league series 3 is meant to happen in two weeks, aus mongolia & china qualifiers were also supposed to run a month ago. they haven't been run

xse challenger league series 4 & yuqilin pinnacle of battle series 2 are using last months vrs, but haven't announced invites. valve's rules state that "no later than 2 months before the Tournament main event of Tier 2 Tournaments that feature VRS invitations" you're meant to know

yuqiling pinacle of battle series 1 and xse pro league season 6 are china only and thus seem to be happening as planned

>Anon keeps sayin' that kukri prices are going up
>Check kukri prices
>It's literary Gut knife 2.0
KWAB

>>1945027
gut >>>>>>> kukri

>>1945023
Threads used to last up to image limit and then some.
And what's up with the high activity on vm anyway?

>>1945052
no idea, and the tracking website seems to be going through a rebuild so no relevant data to find out
might have to start making new threads on page 10 like we're on /vg/

seems like there's some autist spamming the catalog with shovelware with lowres images (all 158-160px in height)
there's your culprit of early deaths
>>1941125
>>1941078
>>1942581
>>1938298
>>1938039
>>1928497

>>1945070
why don't jannies do their job? They're not getting paid to slack off.

>>1945070
Weird. Probably wants to bump off some particular thread for who knows what reason.

no matches today. What do WE do?

>>1945149
watch footy

why the board be moving fast

>>1945214
>watch footy

>>1945078
the hack showed that mods are the ones spamming and shitposting

https://x.com/bluejays_sports/status/1963270585938530642
It's over

I remember kyousuke pistol ace

>>1945252
is that sean "day9" plott?

Damn dese faze niggaz are straight up rats lol

>>1945348
no, it's this guy
https://russia.fandom.com/ru/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%B9_%D0%AE%D1%80%D1%8C%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87_%D0%91%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8F%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2

>>1945354
f0ze niggas really thought this gay ass twink would chose fat mf karrigan instead of his balkan lover niko

>>1945405
the shine has really come off karrigan
they used to get twistzz and ropz wanting to play with him when faze wasn't even good, frozen leaving mouz for him, now they're scrounging up random poles

https://youtu.be/Jt10vgcvV2s

AHHHHHHHHHHH SUCK MY DICK YOU DUMBASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!

>>1945427
>this nigga wants thorin to blow him
bit gay, innit?

>>1945221
It's a Dandy's World, we're just living in it..

>>1945427
buy an ad bro

>>1944880
>Other than the gamba sponsors that is
that's exactly the point
>>1944966
imo only knife and AK matters, and AWP if you're an awper, for everything else default or cheap skins are good enough in my book

>>1944998
how is M9 special? it's one of the three most expensive knives and most common among pros
for me an interesting thing would be apex winning the Major and 7 tournaments in a row with a survival, nomad, ursus knife

i have a knife but skincels are very homosexual

>>1945528
not everyone who talks about skins is a skincel

>>1945533
okay thanks anon

>>1945528
I would literary suck a cock for 0.15 king snakes

ITS UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc-lDpTL5_k

>btrams releases clawback-bozo 2.0
lmao wtf are these news
not sure if i even want to know who and what that is

>>1945533
wrong

>>1945545
https://xcancel.com/smartbackwards/status/1962993464779424046
tldr heavygoat is heavygoated

https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/1963312811075129545

Why is ESL and everything ESL related so fucking gay?

>ESL? Gay
>Saudis? Gay
>EWC? Gay
>Falcons? Gay
>Niko? Gay
>Monesy? Gay
>Kyousuke? Gay

Neverending homosexuality

>>1945580
I don't believe anything that comes from that account
but if it'll pour fuel on the saudi hating fire I'm fine with them lying our their ass

>>1945580
i hope valve goes nintendo on esports
all of these fags can't just be normal and host lan events

>>1945575
so essentially, "clawback" is "kill that wins the otherwise lost round" and "bozo" is "death that loses the otherwise won round"
very meaningless stat overall, but still kinda fun

>>1945599
>I don't believe anything that comes from that account
Holy Idiot

>>1945580
debunked by MIRAA
ruskies and lying, classic

>>1945604
>believing that shit
yeah, I'm the idiot

>>1945607
>I'm the idiot
Thank god you realized that

>>1945605
miraa is a hltv emplyoee who is on esl/saudi payroll

>>1945612
and cs2news is run by russians

>>1945612
>>1945613
yes and chabad runs both

>>1945610
went and did your homework for you because you're being a little bitch about it
https://xcancel.com/luismmira/status/1963316163850403928
they're not the only TO to have those rules in place
now fuck off to whatever shithole you crawled out of

>>1945580
kek wtf

>>1945580
Yoooo that's messed up

steel & ska lost map 1 to a 4v1 and the match 2-0 with OTs in the first round of advanced playoffs
their 3 randoms fucking suck (they lost to the infamous 5 tranny stack Shimmer before steel+ska joined) but now they are in lowers with a kino matchup potential

>>1945629
less than zero people give a shit about this information

>>1945630
skadoodle still the best awp in na btw

keep us informed we really care about that tier ∞ NA team

>>1945632
GOAT, the true Boston MVP

>>1945634
meant for
>>1945632

>>1945629
i thinkit might be over for /ourjew/

>>1945632
dea rapes this washed has-been

>>1945640
dea can't even rape junior niqqa

>>1945645
>showmatch
relax zoomer

>>1945646
that showmatch had better average elo and more stakes than your na esea intermediate advanced playoffs

>>1945652
No it didn't.

>>1945654
that makes it even sadder
skapoople losing to dona igl and getting lower rating that a 40 year old man who has 10 hours in cs2...

>>1945655
You are very underage.

>>1945656
keep us updated about two matchfixers and how they get raped by people with 0 HLTV maps

>>1945659
I will.

>>1945601
Interesting metric. You basically don't want to be listed here at all. If you have a lot of clawback kills it basically says your team relies on those for wins, and if you have bozo death you are a fuckup weighting down your team.

https://x.com/teadvocated/status/1963344930031751635
Apologize

>valorant is finally adding a demo system FIVE YEARS after release
>you can only watch from your pov
lmfao

>>1945748
who cares if the game is more fun?

>>1945759
complexity cs doesnt even exist anymore what is the nigger doing

>>1945760
>complexity cs doesnt even exist anymore
unless...

it's up watch now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-XLW99QJcY

>>1945769
why didn't karrigan do THIS

>>1945772
elige was holding him back

yuge

I hadn't looked up the 2026 calendar until today's shit unfolded but man it sucks, we could have almost double the amount of relevant t1 tournies to watch, but esl and blast are intentionally overlapping dates with pgl's just barely so it's physically impossible for teams to attend both. It's not the case for this year probably since pgl came out last with their schedule but it's definitely the case for next year where they put out theirs first. Most will prioritize esl/blast with their shitty format and pgl will definitely shut down operations after enough events with mostly t2-t3 teams, but why? They can coexist it's not as if esl or blast are going to start running double the amount of events to make up for it, it'll end up effectively being constant player breaks where nothings happening.

>>1945808
>They can coexist
Not with the threat of Spirit, NAVI, Aurora, MongolZ, FURIA, Falcons choosing PGL and yoinking like 50% of viewers from the "big boys" they can't.

>>1945808
not reading all this someone sum it up for me

>>1945809
What do you mean? There wouldn't need to be a choice between them if esl/blast didn't force it, teams would attend both if they didn't have to be in two places at once within the same day, their events starting the same day the grand final takes place of pgl's isn't accidental it's malicious.

>>1945820
nah fuck yourself tiktok brain teen

>>1945820
Yo, 2026 tourney scheds are straight-up trash, senpai—ESL and Blast are clashing with PGL’s dates, forcing teams to pick sides, prob killing PGL with just T2-T3 squads, and it’s like, why can’t they just coexist, bruh?

>>1945821
There's still an aspect of one of those teams going "man, fuck BLAST Mickey trash, we'll attend PGL and that's it" or "IEM Chengdu sounds dogshit, we'll attend a much closer PGL Astana and farm more money too, we aren't winning Grand Slam" meaning PGL becomes one of the big boys, which threatens their duopoly status quo. If PGL ceases to exist, teams can't skip without essentially striking out a whole months of play.
StarLadder is ESL puppet, Perfect World are just in the background for now, and FISSURE are on a brink of a bankruptcy, so they don't count as a threat to them.

omegalol
this guy wouldn't even be a tier 3 pro in CSGO, the game is such random shit, literally just be lucky and get in a team with donk and you can make it
against G2 on mirage he got caught from connector 3 times in a row not realizing nobody is watching there, i didn't know tootache fucks with your brain too

he won iem cologne so stfu chud

>>1945835
he had tooth ache

>>1945835
cs2 n00b game trve

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529856925490218408
IT'S UP

seems like basically every donk faceit game is duo with his girlfriend
it's so fucking over

donk formally banned from the incel community

>>1945854
at least we still have magixx

>>1945856
i think he had a gf

>>1945858
i don't believe you

>>1945860
daaamn

>>1945860
doesnt look like xertion

unironically wouldn't sign a fat player without an ozempic+fitness routine clause desu

>>1945759
this guy definitely landed a job with esl or blast already the way he spoke of the situation at 1:03, as if it's greedy wanting to play more than 1 event a month or that it's tenable for a to to hold 1.25m events for leftover dog teams rather than the relevant ones which the sponsors and viewers are interested in

guys s1mple is playing a lot of dota
wasn't he supposed to grind back to t1?

>>1945877
so what, Zywoo plays WoW while in tier 1

did this ever get explained?

https://youtu.be/2tfyHmyjC9w

>>1945931
for me the GOAT cheating clip from that era of GO will always be shox on dd2 long.

>>1945931
the explanation is simple. he is from sweden, a nation of low skill shitters that cheated its way into tier 1. the same is for germans, french, and ukrainians.

>>1945970
Post forensic evidence or shut up dickhead

>>1945630
wrong, I gave a shit

>>1945860
my battle-hardened nipple-hardened idf goat would never have trash trigger discipline

https://nitter.poast.org/semphisss/status/1963412024060158165
Roid rage meltie

>>1945931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T379cF9yud8
that's just your average swede

>>1945989
unc be like we did this in 2007 on our crt's so everyone should do it too

>>1945989
someone should slap this nigga irl

>>1945601
>very meaningless stat
only because of sample size, otherwise it seems like a broken-out component of hltv's round swing thing

>>1945769
elige you need to pin test to deepen your voice, I'm rooting for you but I can't watch this

>>1946051
he clearly is on test rn doe

anyone wanna play comp

>>1946052
unless he was born a woman, no he's not

>>1946079
that dent is crazy tho

>>1946080
it's after a game if they're high fiving, probably just marks from a tight headset

>>1945601
How is dying in an advantageous situation leading to a round loss a reflection on the person who died? Shouldn't the blame go to the teammates who were alive?

>>1945693
>if you have bozo death you are a fuckup weighting down your team.
It's the opposite, it means the team is heavily reliant on a player to win them a round in an already advantageous situation.

>>1946085
you're in a 2v1
you peek and die
what does that do to your teammate's chances of winning, before he engages?
>>1946091
rez is the only non-weak link on the right though. I really doubt hooxi is a load-bearing player for astralis, he's just folding

>>1946107
Kek saved

>magisk's been carrying zywoo and apex on faceit this whole week
leveling up for astralis, just like hooxi did

>>1944921
They are the Tweek and Craig of Counter Strike.

>>1945601
I wonder what happened to kitten. He used to be FQ's best player, on par with regali, but really dropped off in form in the last couple of months.

BOROS just dropped a nuke (everyone knows this)
https://x.com/boroscs/status/1963563946780086561

>>1946429
orgs really need start teaching english lessons, he speaks english every day at "work" and still sounds like this, barely comprehensible

>>1946451
>get prosecuted for merely asking to be provided with sufficient information regarding the case at hand
many such cases, sad!

>>1946429
i remember the head of ESIC straight up said that Russian's and Chinese are constantly match fixing
it's just the way it is.

>>1946460
also here's some chinese matchfixing in league of legends
just so you can get an idea of how good they are at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOS_mfGege8

https://xcancel.com/Elfishguy/status/1963568314426560562

decent summary, apparently current tyloo and LV are not match fixers

>>1946460
>>1946461
Remember years ago there was a Chinese team which would've qualified into the Asian minor without playing a single match because every opponent forfeited, except for the qualifying match where there was conveniently an accident at their opponents office which cut their internet access.

>>1946506
is betting big in china too?

>>1946514
>is betting big in china
ever walked into any casino anywhere at all?

>>1946515
it just seems like something china would have super strict rules about

>>1946517
it is
but you can't keep an underclass of 1 billion people sedated without gambling and alcohol. So there's workarounds, legal and illegal, and state sponsored lotteries and stuff like that

>>1946517
And?

>>1946511
KWAB

https://youtu.be/ZCRd8iaRMg8?t=4124
interesting walkthrough of faze with/without elige/jcobbb
just watch the analysis - banks talks a lot in the rest of the podcast

>>1946452
>barely comprehensible
sounds like a you problem, since it seems perfectly comprehensible to everyone else

good igls absorb stress and pressure from their team mates and go bald
bad igls offload stress and pressure onto their team mates and their team mates go bald but they provide something of value in return
the best igls absorb stress and pressure but know how to vent it in a healthy way and don't go bald
the worst igls provide nothing of value and no one goes bald because neither the igl nor the men under his leadership care enough to be affected by stress and pressure

do with this knowledge what you will.

>>1946506
>somebody (the player)

>>1946554
apEX absorbs pressure and neither him nor his teammates go bald, truly the GOAT igl

>>1946554
so apex, gla1ve, karrigan are the worst igls?

>>1946607
he meant hooxi mainly

>>1946506
>somebody got dumped for trash
really makes you think

>>1946511
more like Esports Integrity Cucks lmao

>>1946429
from the comments
might be something more to this

>it's okay to lose unintentionally
>it's not okay to lose intentionally
explain this

>>1946672
>3 part video from the alleged whisteblower
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1T6amzVEsF/?spm_id_from=333.1387.list.card_archive.click&vd_source=d708a1c44d807e73a228a2104723b08c
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1uvamz2Enh/?spm_id_from=333.1387.homepage.video_card.click&vd_source=d708a1c44d807e73a228a2104723b08c
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1NNamzMEc4/?spm_id_from=333.1387.homepage.video_card.click

>BOROS clip
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1NramzkEQZ/?buvid=ZE49E6E0144C1DA24DFB8F6DA3947DDDEED2&from_spmid=main.space-
Apparently he sent proof to Valve and its connected to the ATOX situation

>>1946672
chinks gonna chink
wouldn't expect any less from a people that
>sell each other gutter oil dressed as cooking oil
>leave each other to die on the street
>thinks that it's always the victims fault for being stupid when running a scam or being deceitful

>>1946701
https://x.com/LycheeCs2/status/1963558990560071771
from people who speak chink
his proof includes a recorded call and more chatlogs than those 2 messages

>>1946710
they did this shit in dota too

>>1946607
low iq

>dota TI gets bo3 swiss
why are we so cucked bros

>>1946759
also double elimination playoffs and bo5 finals

i'm not sure if i want that every tournament but double elimination would be nice for majors

I actually like Single Elimination tournaments. They make each game count and punish lazy favorites.
As long as they aren't this "direct-to-semis" bullshit of course.

>>1944869 (OP)
>new mahone kino dropped
Based or cringe?

NRG sonic might actually make them good (for na) now desu, at least m80 tier

>>1946799
go ask people who know who tf that is

>>1946764
double elim is cringe, makes playoff games meaningless
bo3 already precludes enough randomness. if you lost, you're a loser

>>1946799
looks good
>>1946811
dumb newfag

>>1946842
wrong

>>1946806
is xotic good? osee wasn't, but just from stats he seems even worse

>>1946507
I remember this, I think LVG was involved in this?

Anyone who's anyone knows Russia, China, Eastern Europe are hubs of matchfixing in T2.

>>1946844
when you watch the hype semifinals of a major do you think "this is nice, but it would be even nicer if this game had no stakes, and the tournament took twice as long specifically so that the match I'm currently watching could be retroactively invalidated"
would rather have bo5 playoffs if it had to be changed

>>1946506
somebody (someone, not the player) once told me......

>>1946854
might as well have a single pistol round then
epic

>>1946847
He farms NA and the only real team they played is vita so far so early to say, they have EPL stage 1 this month to show if they're legit and the 2 Fragadelphias to try to make the major

>>1946859
dumb ass argument. I said if it had to be padded, I'd take bo5 where at least you're beating or losing to someone, where you show up or don't
why not have quadruple elim then, epic

why does no one throw top mid smoke from CT on mirage? i see it sometimes in faceit games but seems like the pros never use it anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaB0Yic65mw

>>1946867
if you write retarded shit expect same quality responses

>>1946868
i'd guess that obviously signalling that you have 3 aggro mid means that a is empty

ATTENTION
the choke duo is streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/niko
https://www.twitch.tv/m0nesyof

>>1946868
top "pros" are followers these days, not innovators

>>1946871
is this a joke
here are all of your opinions expressed itt:
>it would be nice
>wrong
>well maybe we should play 1 round to decide everything huh
not all of us went to the 0 theory of mind retard school of thinking the person you're talking to already has the same opinions as you without needing to express or defend them at all. I apologize for trying to talk to you like you were a real human

>>1946894
you're so fucking retarded

>>1946891
Will Niko ban me if I bring up the infamous round?

>>1946898
did you mistake the post window for a mirror

>>1946902
post stupid strawman get the same back.
it's that easy and all there is to it. hard to grasp perhaps?

>>1946891
>/m0nesyof
monesy onlyfans?

>>1946902
>>1946909
now kiss

>>1946909
I don't know why I can't help myself from engaging with retarded esls. I always delude myself into thinking you'll suddenly snap out of it, or you're faking and actually capable of more
what's the strawman in "single elim games are the highest possible stakes and most enjoyable to watch, you should increase the number of rounds in a map or the number of maps played if you think randomness is too much of a problem, which it hasn't even demonstrably been"
tennis slams are single elimination bo5, there are 4 a year, and there have been 11 unique champions in the last 20 years (~80 slams, less a few for covid)

>>1946909
WINNER
>>1946921
LOSER

>>1946924
coper

>>1946921
>behave like retard
>for some reason expect serious response
>don't get it
>*seethe*
>post some retarded psychoanalysis for le updoots
it's just sooo epic

>>1946929
>behave like retard (>>1946844)
>get serious dispassionate response anyway (>>1946854)
>seethe anyway
I miss when you guys were on display

You have to be a redditor to not know that every team based east of Berlin are giant matchfixers at this point. It's not the exception, it's the rule.

a second pole has joined wildcard

>>1946938
they'll never stop there

>>1946970
but who gets snax?

>>1946972
Inner circle

>>1946972
flyquest

>>1946921
fuck's your problem with ESLs I always notice you bring them up as a copout for getting rekt

>>1946970
https://www.hltv.org/news/42601/malbsmd-on-g2s-new-structure-it-feels-like-if-i-die-i-have-a-purpose-for-dying

Hunter might genuinely be the greatest IGL of all time hopefully time proves me right

>>1946921
>tennis
lmao dis nigga do watch that gay ass shit

>>1947000
i hope he's good because i like hunter and then we'll get to see him a few more years

>>1946999
>>1947018
was he an esl
was he retarded
if I see someone write something smart in broken english, I'll change my mind

>>1946921
there will be more unique champions when dr. Fuentes releases his client list and Roidal is stripped away of every title he ever won, from RGs to 250s

New resolution finna boutta drop..... stay tuned.... big things coming

Vroskiis...got myself new combo, shii is straight up fyaaaaaa

>>1947095
are you a late-90s pop girly?

https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1963704352704704569
What happened to him?

>>1947103
No, imma YN

>>1947106
what language is this supposed to be?

>>1946850
Think the team was called Tiger.
And Vici was the one to have the cables cut.

>>1947106
nigga is just showing his dick and balls while speaking russian with a dogshit EFL accent

>>1947126
is it russian?
i think he says "play tons of video games" right at the end

>>1947106
fruity

>>1947133
is this fruity?

https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1947442009708593232

i miss old times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0tKMBLaX5k

>>1947131
>is it russian?
yes he's practicing the words and phrases you first learn when learning russian but sounding like a huge fag for some reason

>>1947147
okay this supposedly means "hello"
he probably got some gay russian dance teacher or something

thanks for waiting

>>1947149
I’m a здpaвcтвyйтe chad myself

>>1947152
what's the difference?

>>1947154
здpaвcтвyйтe is more formal while the other is casual

>>1947106
>>1947149
Karrigan, Olof and now GODDAZED???
Zbros...WE WON!

>>1947143
>3:57
HOLY TRVKE

>>1946672
What is a soft router

>>1947195
Forget it Jake it's Chinatown

The crowd who endlessly whine about Falcons having that star on their jersey are ofc completely silent over FaZe having FOUR stars on their CS jersey.

>>1947247
not as silly because Faze have at least won 1 Major in CS, Falcons have won 0

>>1947253
thanks for the update buddy
>>1947247
probably cod shit, they're a cod org

>>1947247
I initially thought it was stupid but it is passable. Apparently it is 1 for each major tournament they won in other games+CS Major . It's CS, R6, Rocket League and CoD I believe.

Brothers, is there anything better than clutching in the last round on match point? I just won a 1v3 at 12-11 on 1HP and my god, it's so incredibly good. I just like to play this game to clutch. I love clutching so much it's unreal.
Clutching 1vx 12-11 (I can't even imagine overtime) on stage of Cologne must be better than sex.

>>1947270
Good games to win in desu

>>1947290
180bpm type beat

CLICKBAITWOO

>>1947498
Jesus he's ugly

>donk not in the event
>hltv and csgog dead af

kek and hltv and esl, blast have to create fake hype and content for all the other orgs and stars, cause noone cares about them

>>1947524
I'm gonna watch the m80 game if it's not a blowout and maybe the faze-g2 one

>>1947029
No you won't you incel fuck, you'll just come up with another excuse.

>>1947290
You also shaved 2 years off your life from the stress.

>>1947543
only m80 or bust, karrigan with his hiring and nepotism is pissing me off and g2 feels like fnatic

>>1947594
>g2 feels like fnatic
0 ball knowledge

Only thing wrong with karrigan is his sub-pooxi numbers. Goddamn bro, I can't defend my GOAT IGL if he goes missing like in that Vitality game.

https://www.hltv.org/news/42591/strike-5-the-seven-deadly-sins-of-valve-tor-tc

Brought a tear to me eye

>>1947590
Eh it's still just a worthless online match but I don't wanna live forever
and don't forget the joker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQchKv6OSQA

frag knox finna be kino

>>1947247
thanks
now please kill yourself

>>1947769
>thorin stealing material from /magog/
grim

>>1947826
His twitter post was made earlier than the post in this thread

>>1947833
>thorin advertising his twitter posts in /magog/
still grim

>>1947835
ye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy0n1kqHJYQ

really hope jcobbb doesn't shit his pants on stage tonight
just give me what you gave me the last two games for the quarter and semi, and ban inferno in the final

You are not hyped? Faze vs G2 classic is on the menu and you are not hyped?

damn, JW really likes playing against NIPs

I want him to succeed while falcons fail soooo fucking bad

faze bros... can we overcome heavyyahweh?

>>1947965
No.
It's God's will that Karrigan drop a 0.5 rating in the arena.

>>1947965
my nigga hunter finna gape those sissies with his superior calling (and his huge cock)

>>1947985
>>1947987
the Based God forseen a total Faze victory at Blast London with his classic album "Rain In England"

>>1947988
MANY are saying this...

>>1947988
AYO FAZE UP IN THIS BITCH

faze more like gayze haha

>let's hire the psycho who says the exact same canned lines every single tournament
just get an AI at this point
it'll probably be cheaper than banks and more human

moussies play today :D

freya my hag queen looking good

just start the game already, nobody gives a shit about those three retards

Remember when the G2 CEO said they could have kept NiKo if they'd wanted?

>>1948096
but why is she surrounded by a bunch of weirdos

>>1948113
just don't open the stream before the scheduled match time, you whiny bitch

FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK STUNNING TODAY

>>1948115
m80 and pooria goated, f0ze could never

>>1948124
>I will not watch your "analyst segments"
>I will use adblocker
>I will watch for free
>And I will still complain

Based crowd booing the zionists

>>1948138
>don't know how meme arrows work
>complains about things entirely within his control
>implying

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

lol
just like my premier games

Ermmmmm FalconsBros...???

>>1948168
it's over
anyways, they should get another superstar

na nade

man I hate mouz

It's over

>S-tier lan
>dead thread
Are burgers asleep?

>>1948193
probably
there's also two hours till the main course

>>1948193
mouz has more haters than fans so nobody gives a shit unless they're losing

>>1948197
>haters
I wouldn't say that
people just don't care. Which is worse in a way

this s1n guy is dogshit and big needs to save m80 from him

>>1948205
yeah, but slaxz is ripping heads off like crazy
team overall also look to be playing a more european style atm
team definitely looks better than liquid rn, should probably hold off making changes until after the guaranteed major spot

>>1948193
dead crowd too, this is like the same size as fpg's when saw was playing another noname team before noon

>>1948218
>dead crowd
kinda weird for a mouz game
I thought london was infested with indians

>>1948193
Why do you fags cry about the thread being dead instead of making insightful posts which spur discussion?

>>1948193
>>S-tier lan
this post made from RFRSH Entertainment™ offices

>>1948222
>instead of making insightful posts which spur discussion?
Hello, you called?

Crowd trying too hard. Are you allowed to cheer a g*rman as a British person?

>>1948223
nta, but you're definitely a sad statsfag
if most of the top teams show up who gives a fuck what the prize pool is?

>>1948225
>>1948226
>reddit frog posts desperate for attention

>>1948230
yes
so stop giving it to them

>>1948230
>>1948231
Pathetic redditors spotted!

>>1948230
>>1948231
Here is not your discord channel kys.

>>1948198
not pointing at you specifically but this "we don't care" narrative is bullshit since people seethe at anything mouz-related
people don't seethe about things they don't care about

why is torzsi getting owned by na awp?

slaxz need to put down the awp

>>1948239
if you're talking about people itt, they don't give a shit about mouz
it's just fun to rile up the (supposedly) two mouz fans

>>1948247
again, i was speaking in a general sense, not about the 2 people riling up the two mouz fans here

>>1948228
>most of the top teams show up
now who's the statfag. who is this event a priority for? it's half online with a tiny prize pool and a scummy blast revenue share blackball participation trophy system
astralis is not pulling out the liquid vertigo pick for blast london

moussies :)

>>1948253
if they aren't itt they don't exist
stop acting schizo

>>1948234
learn english

>>1948255
>event not a priority
spirit pr manager posting itt again lol

>>1948255
we can agree the online part is ridiculous
other than that I see it as just as high-tier/prestigious as any other non-iem non-major event where most of top16 show up

AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>1948255
again, who cares about the prize pool
the prize pool is there to get good teams to play in the tournament

>>1948223
that's just player money, if Vitality wins this they can get like a million dollars from BLAST revenue or something, i think the owner (and therefore the players) very much give a fuck about that kind of money.

for once i want mouz to win. i don't want to see NA trash play more

>matey making mirage interesting
wasn't expecting that
but I guess they have to after fucking up ancient

Is the M4A1-S Insomnia the Jared Leto Joker of CS skins? I feel painful secondhand embarrassment seeing people actually run that piece of shit in their load out.

>>1948289
only time I ever root for mouz is if they're playing falcons
and possibly liquid or tyloo depending on how I feel that day

PUT THAT FUCKING AWP DOWN SLAXZ YOU FUCKING RETARD
he was their best rifler all ancient long, and I have seen nothing but misses with the awp wtf?

>>1948294
>i feel second hand embarrassment about pixels
stfu cringelord

>>1948293
>a jew wouldn't want their golem to win
please be anti-semitic correctly

>>1948306
found the insomnia user lol

get raped khazar gynomilkies

>>1948313
we're newellfags here, kid

>>1948302
I take it back
he's hitting about half the shots now
I guess he browses

>>1948322
but does he post or lurk?

>>1948289
too bad NIGGA

>>1948302
you were saying

i changed my mind. it would be really funny if mouz LOSES to NA trash

>0-10
based spinx, he knows where the money comes from

>>1948330
read my correction nigger >>1948322

>>1948332
>0-10
nice jynx

>>1948332
double citizenship

empty crowd dead game

london loves big ameriCOCK

what does he do?

jews are selling this map so hard

oh pls not the kfag here too

>>1948340
win the last round

>>1948336
we've just had ewc
compared to that, this is practically sidney or katowice level

she's a eurochink and she fucks esports players

all rook same

hext is the new ropz

>>1948357
ropz is the old hext

xertion you fucking retard lol

comeback comeback!!

are german americans the most power race?

>>1948346
lol true

>>1948364
>dubai porta potty

holy fuaaark spinx is so back after 2 pistol farms!!!!!

stinx showing what he does best against unarmed

>>1948368
god's chosen donk

holy choke

I miss the old torzsi

>boomer with ciggy behind ear
kek

nip is losing to nonames @ frag kek

did slaxz forget the awp one-shots or what?

that's the slowest awp shot I've ever seen, even worse than hooxi's infamous one on ancient but at least he hit, imagine if he hadn't

4:3 moment

goatlan

>>1948383
>hooxi's infamous one on ancient
post link

>>1948380
what? cant see anything on hltv

>>1948385
this kind of situation is why your bot igl who dies first should always play native

OT OT!!

>>1948362
don't worry, mouz always chokes

>>1948389
https://www.hltv.org/news/42578/short-news-week-36#f17
hltv refuses to cover any frag event's groups with matchpages
idk why but it might be because frag consistently refuses to run more than 1 stream for their games

OHNONONO

insane round to end on

ebin

rapedsports

hext IS that nigga
>>1948394
told you

brollan bought the wrong gun

boring blast script

>>1948377
post the slow mo version, show him fully flicking away from the guy peeking

why did he do it

>>1948405
got u

the talent need a stylist holy shit they cant dress properly. freya dresses well, manletsnake dresses ok too but everything looks too large on him. the rest need to learn how to wear a properly sized suit holy shit

>>1948407
>>1948409
NO ONE CARES YOU GAY FAGGOT

>>1948411
I care.

torzi may be bigger but slaxz... he monke

>>1948408
this is just fixing

>>1948411
t. square tipped shoe wearer

>>1948409
why would someone not immediately pause the videplayer after the match ends
modern cs2 desks are boring and lame and ass
you go "freya looks handsome, shame I want everyone else to die"

>>1948409
why? they're talking about video games, not hosting some stuck up gala

>>1948418
why would you pause it and not know when it's starting again? the match didn't end, there's a third map
presumably he has it on mute, meaning he can see what they're wearing but isn't listening

>>1948419
they are on camera they should learn to dress like adults

>>1948420
hltv scorebot lets you know when it's starting

moussy :(

>>1948422
couldn't really care less
people dress nice for my job. I don't need that when I unwind with cs
would also just seem fake if they all suddenly started dressing as well as freya when they clearly can't even put a shirt on right

m80 sounding cocky, too cocky...

>>1948388
searches are so neutered I can't find it no matter how specific I am, oh well, I remember everyone clowned on him for it

>gave the knife to exertion in a 2v1
it's over

>>1948423
why do you have hltv open for a game you're already watching

>>1948377
same

>>1948434
hltv has a wealth of information about a game that, if displayed on the stream, would leave little room for the actual game
it is very useful to have open on your second monitor

>>1948440
>monitor
>not watching on your tv from couch
ngmi

https://x.com/officialange1/status/1963979215100887486
WHY do these niggas think they can just wash out then become a coach like it's guaranteed? Nigga you need to be planning for your retirement or you finna be flipping burgers (soon to be automated)

could probably get a meme still of spinx doing that wave

>>1948450
then have it open on your phone

>>1948451
literally who

ITS OVER

get ready for an american ct masterclass

is it just me or does inferno tend to have blow out halves pretty often

like some team has tight CT side they lock down banana with util rotation, and unless the T's are top tier they have no answer to it.

then someone has super tight T sides and they explode into a site with every ct being permablinded with no chance

>>1948466
probably
deserved for letting inferno through

bro...... let it go... shave it

>>1948465
at least Nordwood 3

>>1948475
he usually does

massive pants shitting on ancient, should've been 2-0, its over

inferno is the worst map in the roster rn
it should be removed

>>1948481
>dust2

my moussies :)

swisher lost 32 hp just floating alone at banana for no reason

gg NAdogs

After mirage 1st half mouz won 20 out of 26 rounds

whitebros... we lost

I stand for Israel.

jewbros stay winning
goys stay malding

WHO CARES, SHOW FREYA RIGHT NOW

not bad from matey. GG
should've closed out ancient to have a chance tho

if they can keep this up they're probably the best NA team now that coL is out of that race

>>1948495
the plural of goy is goyim

>>1948498
can't expect an indian to know that

how the fuck do you ak
I'm more accurate with galil

>>1948505
is she genetically engineered or something

>>1948505
>wanna do anal today?

wait the blast tournament is in london
why would those fucks cheer for m80 and boo mouz
the country that created israel

>>1948504
>I'm more accurate with galil
makes sense
it's more of a noob sprayer
ak is either tapping or having the pattern muscle memoried

>>1948515
Sure but I'm talking about the first shot
what the fuck is this gun

>>1948512
British elites created Israel, why would an average Brit give a fuck about them

>>1948512
Brits hate Israel now. The days of Christian Zionists and dividing the Ottoman Empire are long over in the UK.

>dink the head
>sfx, blood vfx
>die
>"51 in 1"
?

>>1948518
>what the fuck is this gun
best gun in the game
if your first shot accuracy is off, the problem is definitely you

>>1948475
i dont know why or how i can put it into words but i really fucking hate this guy
all his commentary feels so "forced" and annoying. idk if its his voice or accent or cuz he's bald & fat or what.
does anyone else here feel the same way?

>>1948533
I think you're just a bitch

>>1948533
hello zoomie
welcome

>mfw this match
today's main course is fucking served

>>1948533
bro used to be good, now he either just YAPs about a whole lot of nothing or doesn't stop yapping. he fell off a cliff and anyone who says otherwise is just coping

>>1948541
just saw
>over 30 minutes
fuck... main course is held off
>mfw

>>1948542
this
iirc a few years ago he opened a HLTV thread for feedback and suggestions about his casting, that says a lot

celebratory reminder liquid will not attend the major

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2385085/ence-vs-betclic-betclic-clash-summer-2025-play-in

big ence match that decides if they get on lan

>>1948553
the last time anders casted an iconic line was the s1mple's clutch against G2 in fucking CSGO with amanek on the roster lmao

i really used to like him but he's just lost it. Its a chore to listen to him. EternalJay and Ddweg are a better duo than whoever Anders pairs up with

>>1948554
im just waiting for them to come crawling back to NA so i can abuse them all the time

matys doesn't use punctuation irl

>>1948556
>EternalJay and Ddweg are a better duo than whoever Anders pairs up with
wouldn't go that far yet but yeah, i agree he's lost it, i also heavily dislike Anders's casting nowadays

>>1948566
i mean jokes aside, except their irritating voice i unironically now have a soft spot for those guys when i watch tier-2 because i swear there's no one else who's good in tier-2 casting except them

most casters are perfectly fine
even tier 2 events have tolerable casting most days

theres no pansy situation either, just okay to great casters filling every event

LETS FUCKING GO FAZE CLAN

>maui having a more correct take than pimp
didn't think I'd see the day....
congrats maui. I know you're lurking

why are these chinks so good, go pro if you're this good

>mirage decider
thank fucking god....
thanks for picking the shit map, g2

>>1948549
cope, they'll boo vitality

Fazetitans how we feeling?

>>1948573
did you forget about the existence of scrawny and launders when writing this? they're going to sully this match too

>>1948584
the reddit approved reason for booing is spinx gave an interview defending israel years ago
I dont think they're allowed to boo flamez since he's gay

>>1948587
>still being filtered by scrawnders

>>1948587
>they're going to sully this match too
fuck...
I'd happily forgotten they were here

>>1948591
time for some background spotify I guess

>>1948588
flamez is straight, vitality had issues last year because spinx was too familiar with flamez's gf, and also because spinx was full zionist, he pissed off flamez and mezii who is multicultural with his mutt wife

lol danedogs have really the worst broadcast crew

caster hate is gay and cringe. launders is my jeet goat

>>1948595
>flamez is straight
Proofs?
Has he ever been filmed having sex with a woman?

>>1948596
I've noticed danes and finns are the worst at speaking english amongs the nords, accent wise yet they keep hiring them.

>>1948598
launders is the most incompetent caster of all time

>>1948601
filtered by sirkino

>>1948599
he often talks about his gf, but no we never saw "her"

>>1948600
>amongs

>>1948603
>um... uh... yeah, I...*silence until scrawny says something*

heavygut

>>1948605
faulty keyboard, sorry

>>1948604
she goes to another school
shutup!!

>>1948601
sirs he is india pride you will respect

Heavygod vs heavyambulance

I just want voo and maui to leave my cs scene.

>>1948613
karrigan is fat (way too fat), but he's nowhere near heavygod levels
broky should honestly put him on his diet

its time, for rain in england TYBG BGYCFMB #PROTECTLILBATALLCOSTS

>>1948617
so karrigan is just a lowtierheavygod

>jay2
I am already tilted

SARDICK KINO LET'S GOOOOO

>>1948603
he couldn't get one sentence off without making a flub, "jay2" instead of g2

anyway to watch this without casters that use the same watch pov monkeys?

>>1948627
sir you will watch and enjoy the show with us

>>1948628
I'll watch but I won't listen
think I've found a fine balance between music and stream where I can still hear the shots

my nigga hunter finna destroy f0ze

this game in unrealistic, there is no reason why terrorist would need a countdown for the bomb instead of immediatly blowing it off as soon as they plant it.

>>1948635
not every terrorist has a deathwish

>>1948635
bro your competitive integrity?

>replying to that stupid shit
you people truly belong in a ditch

>>1948635
They aren't suicide bombers. Most are happy to set off bombs with their life intact.

>>1948638
truth, 90% of terrorist do it for the money and the power, not for the ideology.

jcobbbbbbbbbbbbb

tfw no broky simp gf

>>1948642
>nooooo
shut your ass up boy

>>1948647
>broky simp gf
I can put on a skirt, but if my dick is bigger I'm topping

>>1948648
>shut your ass up boy
what a fag lol

How fucking delulu Fazetards were to predict this match to be 60/40 for Faze on hltv?
This fucking team is more dead than nip in 2018, this is Karrigan last ever hurray to be slightly decent. On the contrary G2 is almost pure youth, they will rape those old farts.

>>1948651
>on hltv
stay there

dogpauys is here its over

AWOOGA

>>1948654
I don't even have to search to know many of those delusional Faze fans are here as well.
Get over it, your dogshit team should go to retirement, you're getting 2-0ed hard today.

crowd whores ew

>>1948660
absolute newfag

>>1948663
G2-0Faze

>>1948660
newgen spotted. only pre covid fans are welcome

>>1948651
>>1948660
so asshurt lol
cry is free

When will you start banning Inferno Mr. Karrigan?

>>1948668
if I ever meet him on the street, this will be my first question

>>1948668
he loves to walk through smokes

I love frozen and broky so fucking much

>faze win with 5 alive
only took 11 rounds lol
now let's get that triple OT

heavygod vs karrigan

So fucking old and busted, grandpa...

How did everybody die there wtf?

I guess I could fan g2 since saw is finnish but the org kinda sucks
a lot of it was doing terrible roster moves but maybe saw prevents that in the future

>>1948694
wouldn't count on it seeing as his first move was bringing sunpaypal along with him, but if they realize he's the weakest link they could possibly be exciting again when he's replaced

>>1948694
lol
stop being a pussy
I'm an astralis fan. How do you think I feel about that? org's been a fucking shit show ever since the era lineup

beautiful duel from Malbs

so glad br0ke is back and kekigan is still playing am i right oldfaggots FAZEUP FAZEUP

>>1948703
why are you so mad lol

HeavyGOAT

One is done, just another and get these shitters out.

finally....
now let's get this dust2 on the road

haha

>hold my beer joke
>in 2025
and this is the guy we're supposed to believe CREATES memes.

>>1948711
wasn't listening...
who's the meme creator?

>>1948698
but thats because device went insane and traveled to sweden to be cucked

Another Karrygan masterclass on Inferno. Truly groundbreaking calling from the GOAT IGL.

she is so perfect

>>1948715
we all make mistakes

3.0 lol

>>1948714
maui
he claims to have created that meme of wojak standing alone at a party saying "they don't even [X]"

>>1948714
Maui bragged he created the "alone guy at party" meme

>>1948717
if freyas husband isnt mega rich Im mad

>>1948720
>>1948721
what faggy midget
everyone knows that was me. right here itt

wholesome

jcoob-sama...

jcobbbbbbbb
mah boy

do you think karrigan's wife will be more proud of her husband or her boyfriend when they both win this match?

>>1948724
>they don't know I have no fucking idea who tnir is replacing

lol

so fucking close
my retard goat will win next clutch

Dis nikka is chopped...

be honest, you wanted him out
i for one never stopped believing, he is one of the best players out there

broky with grey hair from all the stress...

>>1948740
>>1948741
holy cultural impact

>>1948741
got thing he took a therapy break then

>>1948746
good*
no idea what happened there

>>1948746
>>1948749
nah he should have played that major
karrigan and neo have to go

>>1948741
alternative side affect of >>1946554

>>1948751
nope
don't care if they won't be top5 this year
temperrr just confirmed what we all knew: karrigan controls the team, not the org
you won't see that in any other org owned team

>>1948740
>>1948741
I see dead teams, they keep playing without knowing they're dead

scrawny casting gives me physical pain
was the jcobbb hype necessary? it sounded so trash

>the 2 old fucking dinosaurs can't even get a single bullet on a perfect timing on short
Get these elders out already.

>>1948756
>scrawny casting gives me physical pain
just put on music
>was the jcobbb hype necessary?
what hype are you talking about? absolutely retarded comment

rain fucking wake up please.

>>1948758
when jcobbb was 1v3 in round 6
all that "you're in faze jersey" shit

>>1948761
ahh sorry. Thought you meant like the kyosucky hype
I can't hear anything except gunfire (music)

lmao Faze so scared of Malbs

frozen....

FROZEN????????????????????????? THE FUCK???????

KWABzen

very classic baitzen moment

>team picks it up
it's okay frozen. Nobody saw that

ADHD zoomer frozen always switching his shit whenever he gets a kill.

>>1948769
forgot your frog pic

karrigan ACTUALLY did 20hrs of DM these last few days, that's my GOAT IGL.

what the fuck is happening today
why are players so quiet? i didn't hear any shouting, any banter, any trashing enemies etc. today
fucking bitches

nice teamplay from G2 on last round

>>1948776
not a studio, nigger

>>1948776
It's an arena game, what do you mean?

>when is your porche coming?
>not into shitty cars
my retard is so fucking based

>>1948763
retard

kek, good skit

>>1948781
that's a compliment when the goat is playing

perfect

you see? Karrigan good

>karrigan 4k on the worst rifle
now tell me he's washed

when it rains...

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I FUCKING LOVE YOU RAIN

is it just me or youtube stream is very delayed?

>>1948756
just switch to some other stream
even if you don't understand anything, it's better than scrawnders

>>1948794
It could be but you can just fast forward until it's closer to the other one.

ns

heavygut mvp

FATGOD
FATGOD
FATGOD
FATGOD
FATGOD

HE IS SO FUCKING FAT BECAUSE HIS LEVEL HIS BLOATING HIM UP

heavy goat

HEAVYJEW

please g2 send f0ze back to the trashcan

midky is so bad

Mr potato big patata the heaviest player in all of CS.

kinda fucked up that saw forced matys to get a new mousepad

BOT frozen

Frozen such a shitter lmaoooo