Thread 1951940

samurai edition

surprised they didn't gift him another 1.14 for this, ner0 got too much backlash after the first time?

Saw poached to falcons soon.

>>1951940 (OP)
After 4 maps

>>1951945
I really hope not
I like saw

#G2ARMY

some retards unironically believe BO5s are bad

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>1951950
this 3k clears donk's whole career

>>1951950
>it physically hurt her
lol

>>1951947
this

>>1951950
new mousepad does wonders apparently

>>1951951
no

>>1951950
>womans mouth spontaneously gets into blowjob readiness

>>1951950
She's going to leave her man for MATYS because of that spray

>>1951950
better version

STFU MAUI

these three truly are more than the sum of their parts
somehow they get even faggier than when on their own

>>1951956
Didn't know he's left handed

>BO5 is Le BAD!
...

HEAVY

HEAVYGOAT

HE JUST ATE THEM

HEAVYGOD FEASTS

holy rape

>>1951964
heavygod's fat is a power limiter

HeavyGod just devoured them

HES AWAKE

That's some fat cowboy we got here

OH NO NO NO

>>1951978
THE BVLL IS IN

is it stress related?

>HeavyGod made me stop hating jews again
Fuck!

g2 bros... i'm starting to believe

>>1951983
he's just old

>>1951984
that's how they get you

>>1951984
trvke

This is like watching the old G2 that overwhelmed everyone off sheer firepower

>>1951987
Hey! It is what it is at this point...

If G2 win I am gonna shoot a big load on Doro

>>1951989
except no niko
they're actually likeable now

>>1951984
unfair, he's playing on his home map

>>1951989
turns out matys was doing pic related with his shitty mousepad and now can aim properly

I love this fat Jew

HEAVYGOD HEAVYGOAT

sex god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HEAVY FUCKING GOD IS HERE TO TAKE HIS MVP
SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS OF GREATNESS

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>1951984
Well at this point he made me love them jews!

HEAVY FUCKING GOD
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>1952004
how much did you bet on vit

>crowd now completely against vitality
the king is dead

This can’t be fucking happening

already goated

ice cold

HEAVVVYYYYGOOOOD
NEVER MOVES HIS GIGANTIC BODY WHEN HE DOESNT NEED TO

flameZ fears the bigger Jew

>not even money for bomb
KWAB
W
A
B

>>1952002
>leave the clutch to me

AHHHHHHH SUCK MY DICK VITAFAGGOTS OH NONONONOONONONOONOONONO BWAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>saved by ropz
expected

matys will get mvp if they win (unless blast snake out completely and give it to zypoo)

>>1951964
Season 3 coming October 5th btw

>>1952024
>jcrapstaff
who cars

>>1952020
kek vitafags hella quiet all of a sudden
KWAB!

>>1952025
NIGGA ION GAF I'VE WAITED WAY TOO LONG FEED ME DAT CGISLOP

>>1952025
it's been 6 years, surely they cooked

>>1952024
season 2 was mid so i'm not overly optimistic unless they brought back the original studio
i'm not generally a tranime fan but season 1 was peak

>>1951964
>>1952024
>>1952025
>>1952029
>>1952031
>>1952032
>several OPM fans itt
/magog/ is redeemed

hello fellow eastern cartoon enjoyers

>>1952033
m/a/gog bros assemble

murata and people who enjoy his slop writing really oughta consider kys

>>1952024
every real fan will ignore that shit and just pretend that only the webcomic exist

>>1952037
>erm a show has to be profound, it can't just be fun
it's a cartoon bro, it ain't that deep

>>1952035
okay slow down there lil fella I like OPM I never said anything about tranime culture
>>1952037
monster arc is peak kino both in terms of action and humor

Trust HeavyGod to close the clutches

FEAST FEAST FEAST

HEAVYGOAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU

HeavyDAWG

>average shonen
>peak kino
please leave

fattest team wins

>jew
>goliath
casters lol

>>1952046
meant for >>1952041

>>1952041
>i like bloated trash, dogshit character development and le wholesome face spam every chapter

>>1952049
heavyfat is a slavojew with little to no relation to the biblical tribes of Jacob anyways

>>1952037
Story by ONE

interesting game where practically every player is playing well and making highlights

>4 t rounds on train
gg for vitality, thank you counter strike.

Tranime faggots should be banned on sight

4 on T is actually pretty good. Vitality need a pistol and they're almost guaranteed to catch up.

>>1952051
>i like bloated trash, dogshit character development and le wholesome face spam every chapter

i unironically don't think 8 ct rounds is enough against vitality
am i crazy?

>>1952052
I read a fair amount of the ex-USSR Jews who made aliyah to Israel have like one Jewish grandparent but that counts.

If G2 wins this then paypal isn't leaving till 2027 is he?

>>1952060
It's not. You want double digits on CT ideally. And then you want to close it as quickly as possible.

>>1952061
>grifting the grifters
didn't think i could respect him more

>>1952062
hang yourself you boring cunt

>>1952068
????

>>1952056
this

MATYGOAT

GOATYS

My name is derived from Matys :)

AAAAAHHHHHHHH IM GONNA COOOM
MATYSSSSSS

matys has to get mvp

MATUŠ ŠIMKO

it's funny that train is so CT sided since in my pisslow rank knowing how to flash gate is an easy 10+ rounds on T side

>>1952077
In this scenario the winner is saw/hunter combo

Jeeeez MATYS wants this so bad. He must be MVP.

BRO HE'S AIM HACKING HOLY SHIT

I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE

yup its over, good guys bouta win

Matys so angry playing for 5 hours he will lifegame this side to get the mvp.

>go a contact
holy based my fuarking IGL

>>1952077
statistically it's guaranteed if they win unless blast are snakes (in which case zypoo will get it)

MATYS made a tutorial how to play train on Styko's yt channel btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPoO0rpm08w

G2 cheating?

>>1952092
saw used chatgpt to form the lineup

APOLOGIZE

i always knew my nigger hunter had it in him

>>1952090
vitality didn't know ball

We, /magog/, kneel to Malbs, Hunter, Matys, Heavygod, Sunpayus, Saw, Peca, G2.

>>1952093
This reeks after a Grok call

LETS GO G2
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
LETS GO G2
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Honest advice to vitacucks, just stay silent...you have embarrassed yourselves enough

>>1952094
he got a new one thoughever
the old one was sealing in his power

G2 = Fluke
Vitality = Fraud

snax walked so hunter could run

>saving at 11-4
yeah, they're cooked
and heavygod is hungry

Sunpayus you motherfucking gringo you must kneel in front the rest of your team for this awful final performance, be thankful you went crazy during the rest of playoffs because this shit could have been way more one sided if you could hit at least 10% more awp shots.

any cute girls in the crowd?

>>1952102
disgusting freak

launders is such a bad caster its unreal

>>1952105
hunter getting a major without niko would be KINO

>>1952111
benchod

>>1952111
kys cumskin

>>1952105
snax is the real hero of this story

>>1952110
Innocent until proven guilty

>>1952094
Is that a4tech?
Based thirdie tech enjoyer

>>1952109
stay there

horrible calls by shitpex this whole series long, that unnecessary smoke wait on 12-11 on inferno cost them everything

>>1952111
bloody

Crowd doesn't boo MATYS save because he's earned their respect

>remove polish cancer
>become /elite/
damn, it's really that easy? Somebody should let Liquid know...

TIME TO THROW POGCHAMP

kinda silly to waste a round by doing half assed rush that stops in the 1st smoke?

>>1952111
basterd bitch

>>1952111
just say that you hate people of color

rash b

>>1952118
xaxaxaxaxa
>>1952122
liquid was shit regardless of their players

>people called matys a bad/underwhelming pick-up
i'll never let go of this grudge and i'm not even slovakian

>>1952131
I wasn't familiar with his game

>>1952131
I didn't know about him but I trusted Hunter and Saw's judgement.

I'm never convinced about G2 winning until the game is literally over, they can choke every game imaginable.

>>1952134
that was because of ch0k0 and ch0kesy

>>1952134
Without perennial chokers NiKo and m0NESY it's not as much of a problem

tier3 tournament
nobody cares

sunpayus for seriously.

>>1952102
Its a mickey mouse lan with only 150k first place prize that no one except teams who dont win shit cares about

hunter masterclass, holy shit

GOOD GUYS FINALLY WON
>>1952139
COPE AND DIE

BASED

just lost $2000 jfc i'm not gonna be able to pay rent

GOD2

JI TU NUMBA WAN

uhh pootalitybros????

YES LETS FUCKING GO

>>1952139
cry more

HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

no way what the fuck hunter

we didn't need Blast London anyways

mouz and mongolz couldnt do this. goes to show you need big dick energy for the top stage

HUNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ZYG0TE
>FL0MEZ
>0PEX
>RAPEDZ
>V0T0L0TY (0 REAL MAJOR WINS)
>FR0NCE
no feedback for you KINGmezii, you did everything you could
THE ERA OF THE """SKILLED""" FAT MAN AND THE TWINK JEW IS OVER, HEAVYGOAT IS HERE TO SYNTHESIZE THE TWO AND RULE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS OR UNTIL HE HAS A HEART ATTACK AT 29, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST

KWAB

>>1951993
Shit

insane cinderella story

the good guys won, i can't fucking believe it

meal: finished
next dish: falcons

Where's the bettor who placed $10 on G2 against 30 odds?

Who's the anon who bet on G2 and now made $3300?

>>1952157
Spinx mvp!!!!!!!!

G2 investors status?

my nigga hunter just hunted some smoke jews

>>1952147
heavyGOD heavily carried and will get the first MHP medal in history

>>1952157
HeavyGod MVP
EZ

NIKO IS BROADCASTING HIS SUICIDE ON STREAM
LAUNCH HLTV

>>1952167
why are jews so good?

>>1952165
>>1952166
kek bookies are so fucking retarded they don't know ball

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2385289/nrg-vs-ninjas-in-pyjamas-fragadelphia-fragville-2025
the thinking man's grand finals

not all heroes wear capes

best kovac

Trophies this season:
>Heavygod 1
>Zywoo 0

First and last tournament G2 will win
Disband before summer 2026

You mean to tell me that Hunter was griefing this entire time? If I was Niko I'd be pissed right now.

>>1952176
I am so fucking happy for this nigga like you wouldn't believe.

i can't wait to see Falcons not win a single tournament this half of the year

KINO KINO KINO

>>1952172
whatsapp niko

>>1952175
hunter won, now it's time for smoya to win one as well

I didn't really think it was possible, this was amazing even better than melbourne cause the bad guys lost

>>1952176
>on a better team than NiKo
>doing this while IGLing
>beat Vitality in a finals
>has a family
>flies for fun
Cool guy

>>1952179
Still one more tier1 trophy than falcons lmao

>https://files.catbox.moe/tviofh.mp4
Based or cringe?

they remove snax and taz (p*les) and immediately win an s tier

>>1952177
>best kovac
only kovac*
niko changed his last name to Al-Amri

>>1952180
When will you retards learn that niko was the cancer plaguing g2 and his removal allowed hunter to unleash his full potential

>>1952189
has a huge dick too
t. smooya

don't care about G2 just glad vitality didn't win. holy fuck i can't stand vitality players

>Thanks to my balls
Holeeeeee BASED

>>1952194
they're so fucking fat

we falconbros are happy for g2 win
now we don't have to feel bad when we eliminate them in the upcoming events

Hunter was literally MADE to be a leader like you can ask about hunter IGL 3 years in the past and everyone would have agreed for it to be a good idea, fucking xqtzz revealed in interview that during summer 2022 they hesitated about putting hunter igl instead of picking up hooxi.
HOW IN THE FUCK DID THIS NOT HAPPENED SOONER???????

glad they won but matys sounds like a geek and sunpayus is a manlet
they have to do something about this

>>1952192
n0k0 was the main problem not the p*les

>kick snax
>win trophy

g2 management is the biggest career ruiners with their past igl choices

>>1952190
who fucking cares about falcons lmao

>>1952202
>igl'ing with niko on the team
his career would definitely be over

BASED CHILD NEGLECTER

>>1952205
if this trophy counts then snax's two blasts count

Who is this "niko" you guys keep talking about? You mean the fat danish player from years ago? That's the only relevant nico I know.

>>1952204
Thats why g2 won so much last season right?

>>1952203
kys

>>1952206
The whole world does

>>1952194
>wait, how do you unwrap this?

apex should take full responsibility for this loss
complete dogshit series by him and his bald boyfriend

imagine being Ch0k0 and b0tESY watching hunter win as IGL
LMAO

>>1952209
niko + monesy should've won like 30% of all trophies each year they played together

>>1952212
t. manlet iwth gay voice

>>1952220
they were evidently the problem thoughever

>>1952211
main problem not the only problem

g2 were this close to qualifying for the playoffs at Austin it was just a stroke of bad luck

>Vitakeks keep embarrassing themselves itt
Pathetic atp...

>>1952214
>everyone but the CS team are non white chinks/browns

wild

>>1952219
I expected him to go on an hour long victory speech turning into schizo rant

so heavygoat mvp?

>>1952202
because he didn't want to be IGL

>>1952222
I think taz was the problem since they couldn't win anything with them afterwards either.

>remove niko and monesy
>win nothing for a season
>remove poles
>win trophy while beating the 2 best teams in the world

>>1952227
probably matys

Are all spaniard men this handsome & talented? How do I find one like this?

>>1952230
you forgot
>add goat coach who somehow always makes his players overperform

>>1952230
"Just because the final stroke makes you ejaculate, does not mean the first stroke was useless."

-Sun Tzu

>>1952233
*posted it again award

>>1952091
me and who

Kek 2025 is just misery porn for Niko and M0nesy

if only we got to see g2 for a whole season without the cancer niko and his boyfriend

let's talk about this bitch

>apex the CSGO infotoggler lost
>ropz the fake humble lost
>flamez the jew superacist lost
>bald paycheck stealer coach whose name i forgot lost

it was a good day

>>1952238
good
hope it keeps going

>heavygod sounds like he just ran a sprint just from walking to the desk

grim.

>>1952238
https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2025/september/7

>G2 ranked higher than failcl0wns
Kwabity kwab!

>>1952241
I think u meant to attach a picture of apex

>>1952238
hunter winning a trophy IGLing just makes this so much better

le ghost of tallinn

>>1952245
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Heavygod the first time a player gets more aura being a fat ass than if he was skinny.

>>1952241
Bet the BBC reporters who did a piece on him after Austin are feeling real stupid right now.

>>1952249
failclown sisters, our response?

last season ropz and apex were toggling constantly, what happened over the break?

>>1952244
carrying is hard work

donk would have won this final 3-0 ez
>BUUTT THEY BEAT HIM IN A MEANINGLESS ONLINE GAME!!!!11
cope

>>1952231
1.19 across the whole event and lower round swing, less consistent t->ct, and not too far ahead in the final

>>1952254
they got flusha'd, gabe told them to knock off the blatant rage toggling

how are the poles feeling right now? jacob failed miserably and the first team to shake the cancer just won an event

>>1952249
>spend gorrillion dorras
>come third in your own event
>get a passionate igl and aggressive riflers without breaking the bank (the financial establishment, not the murderous host)
>instantly win everything
Good guys finally started winning.

so happy bros
the good guys won

Imagine being British in the 21st century.
Imagine being cheered against in your own home country. Brutal.

good guys won

>1952257
cope

>>1952261
tyloo and lvg are getting valve 10 year'd before this starts

>>1952261
Would be funny if fatfecto's first game as IGL and they beat failcl0wns

>>1952265
>Imagine being cheered against in your own home country
this one is honestly wild
he just became the face of esport in britain and practically crowned king, just for the crowd to completely turn on him

>Mongolz finally wins a trophy
>G2 wins the following one
I love counter strike, even when the game hits rock bottom it can climb back to be the most beautiful game on earth.

>>1952241
it's a hard subject to discuss because he clearly deserves a better team than these losers but vitality are still #1, and #2/#3 don't speak english

>>1952231
he would be if this new system didn't overrate clutches massively

>>1952272
I can't imagine watching LoL, Valorant or DOTA and get the levels of excitement I got while watching this match.

>>1952271
I doubt they cheered against him, they were probably cheering against Apex and his malding.

But honestly respect, they're the anti-Brazil.

>>1952261
>Yekindar revenge game incoming
kino

>>1952274
>and #2/#3 don't speak english
But they do speak it on navi?

This desk might be the absolute fucking worst one to day.
What an abomination

>>1952258
where are you getting your info? lol
according to hltv, matys had 1.28 and heavygod had 1.32 (but matys was better in the gf)

>>1952274
he'll be in a better team soon. teses is just warming the seat for him

>>1952280
I said he deserved a better team, I woudn't wish aleksib and w0nderful as teammates on my worst enemy

ive seen enough
-kyxsan +hunter

>>1952271
England isn't what it used to be

Tell me magog

1. BO3 with only 2 maps but both going into multiple OTs
or
2. BO5 with all 5 maps but only 1 map with 1 OT and all others finish in regulation

they really are the KWAB brothers holy shit hahahahaha

>>1952282
split event, you have to add both
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?event=7907&event=7912

>>1952287
bo5

>>1952285
Nahhh fuck you falcoonnikka

>>1952287
When game 1 began I was vacationing on an island
Just watched the game conclude at home after a 2 hour boat trip and 1.5 hour car drive.
It's a bad format

I enjoy watching cs actually

>>1952287
bo3 if the regulation games are blowouts

>Malbs is the best NA player
Good timeline?

How the fuck do you recover twice at 10-7 and 12-11 on a 3v5 low buy while facing Zywoo in god form and ultra sharp flameZ?
The level Zywoo showed on Mirage would have shut anyone and losing overpass afterwards would mindbroke any team, this is pure resilience.

>>1952297
he's not NA doe

>>1952287
BO7

>>1952289
fine but i still think matys did a lot more for them in the gf

>>1952299
Central America is NA thoughever

>>1952297
yes

>>1952300
3/5 maps are blowouts
get this shit format out of here

waaaahhhh I need to be able to watch the entire grand final in a 30 second subway surfer vertical tiktok or it's too long

>>1952308
ong no cap g

people who hate bo5s hate cs, simple as.

Russian-speaking player MVP
Another EZ win for Russia!

>>1952306
BO5 is the best showcase of a team endurance.
I don't think every tourney should be in BO5 but this match is the proof BO5 can prove who's the better team in the long run, imagine playing at this level for 5 hours straight.
Vitality didn't deserve this final if it was BO3, just having zywoo lifegaming on 1 map and beating the opponent on a map they have banned for 3 years is factually a fluke win.
G2 won the real maps and that's why they deserve this win.

see you niggas next week

>>1952313
bo3 has different veto and the teams are on average better on the 3 maps they play on than on 5 which means better tactics and higher qualiuty play. Less mistakes or maps lost because oops you made a pixel error lining up a smoke that 1 key round.

>>1952314
I'm glad there's not too long of a wait before the next Tier 1 kino

>>1952320
damn nice bro congrats

>>1952269
Why is the app so fucking slow? It's not worth it to even try to daytrade on this shit, next time I'm just going long on the tournament winner

>>1952313
trvke

>>1952320
Give me some of that money bro I have nothing to eat tonight.

So proud of my nigga sAw, knew he would ASCEND the whole team again.

>>1952262
>bank (the financial establishment, not the murderous host)

>>1952340
>murderous host
Damn, you heard that new thug interview? Shits craaaazy

Instead of popping the bkb while ammar was rolling all over their base yatoro should've just tped under alac+bloodlust to the dire's base and destroyed the throne with the bkb.

>>1952344
retard pretending to be lost. begone

>>1952345
Oh shit. Wrong thread I've got both open.

>>1952349
godwoo robbed

>>1952350
obvious bait but i'm glad the tos didn't snake out for once, heavygod really deserved it

>>1952350
it's fine, godwoo gonna get his prime EVP and keep his hltv #1 lead

today i became a g2 fan

>>1952350
unironically true
higher online rating, higher LAN rating, higher final rating
HLTV make no secret of wanting to statfagmaxx their website so why not just let numbers and formulas decide everything

>>1952356
because being the most valuable player is a lot more valuable if it actually helps your team to win
they should remove the possibility of a losing player getting it entirely

>>1952359
3 Vitality players are lower rated than the lowest G2 player, if Zywoo didn't carry mirage and overpass solo they would have gotten blown the fuck out

>Dan Madesclaire @Vitality_apEX
>Fuck that shit .
>Really wanted to win that one to start our season with a win but it wasnt mean to be.
bro cologne was in july. we're like halfway to the major fym "start our season"

>>1952362
and he ghosted in the decider. oh well.

>>1952364
does Freya have that bronze tan all (mostly trashy) english tourist girls have?

>>1952356
>>1952362
FAGGOT!!!

>>1952366
they threw to mouz for money in cologne, today was unintentional

damn went to bed mid game they actually lost huh
botwoo not even mvp

>>1952364
she is the best

>view bots banned
>blast london finals less views than group games in dota
>falcons vs spirit in early stage of TI 2025

cs2 is so dead without donk palying in events

guys i thought dota was dead and cs is riviging?
also donk online vs g2 almost got the same views as vitality in the finals
zywoo is so fucking boring noone cares kek

>>1952377
kassad suddenly beefing with Niko because he said he won't guest in his podcast is wild

>>1952364
kwab

>>1952380
200k!!!!!!!!! lmao

vitality and their indian viewbots game them high viewership, Now that that's banned they get exposed

what happened here exactly apex?

can someone explain what the schizo is rambling about?

>>1952371
they lost at ewc and blast bounty too
they're only gonna play epl, chengdu, maybe blast rivals, doubtfully bucharest. they're >50% to budapest

>>1952386
they didn't expect g2 walking through the smoke.

>>1952388
pidor had too much vodka before sleep

>>1952350
should have won
mogged in the aim and the weight department

is it crazy to think g2 goes b2b in with fissure?

pancc the bloominator of brazil

>>1952377
who even cares about kassad
he's irrelevant, he's noone, idk why people follow him even

i want G2 vs MONGOLZ

>>1952381
kassad has been beefing with niko since he left for falcons
he's literally the biggest falcons doomer, even thorin called him out

>>1952408
that would be sovlfvl but it just can't compete with the possibility of g2 beating failclowns

is vitality era still on?

>>1952407
you forgot to take your meds again, maui

Oh yeah, Vitality lost to G2


HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>1952414
huh really, i must have missed that
what's the reason for him hating on Falcons though?

>>1952422
he has eyes and a brain

>>1952416
remains to be seen, i suppose
astralis lost 6 s-tier events even in their best year

>>1952384
>>1952380
its even worse, their view party dude has tripple the numbers anyone in cs kek
THIS IS A GROUP STAGE GAME

those are all botted btw

>>1952427
its an elimination game between two big name teams who both have russian zxc kids on them
also fuck off to your stickyless general dotatroon

>>1952428
>russian streamers
duh

>>1952429
BRO vitlaity played a fucking grand final vs g2 ???XDDDDDD
and this has more viewers kek, cs is dead if they keep scirpting these troons finals for frenchies and ziobums

>>1952422
>they spent a ton of money for almost no results
>niko went there to kill his career
>falcons play shit counterstrike and only win on their aim
>zonic and lars should be beheaded
when they talk about falcons on their podcast, kassad always shits on them and thorin defends them, despite hating saudi's

is aura stored in the fat tissue?
sexgod and heavygod have so much of it and donk and monesy have almost none despite being among the best players in the world
if so, why does zywoo also have so little aura?

>the groundwork they laid is finally paying off
it's called the outside lag and unfortunately the community isn't giving them the credit they deserve for their win

is it true? holy KWAB

>>1952439
zypoo is fake fat
>>1952440
back to toilet cleaning

>1952440
weak ragebait

>>1952440
svbtle trvthnvke

>>1952441
i've never travel in my life. why is visa so hard in some countries?
can't they just say "im going to play this international event i qualified/was invited to"?

>>1952445
orange buffoon caused this

>>1952445
bad optics + bureaucratic inefficiency

>>1952435
>???XDDDDDD
obnoxious faggot

>>1952441
usa shouldnt have tournaments

>>1952463
>770k dota group stage game
>700k rare bo5 grand final with 5 maps with the supposed "goat of cs"

kek, they should stop scripting these events and give people what they want.
Seem so obvious to me that they made spirit lose, so they can have their cringe KING MEZI shit and g2 cringe team for maximum nationalities in teams, to max out viewership.
But they forgot that vitality botted their entire shit fan base and after twitch banned botting they cant get 150k on blast main stream lmao.

I say this cause i love cs and i want it to be alive, but the ESL goons and blast tards, and smelly saudis are scripting shit events that is killing our game.
If they just put all eggs into the donk basket and scripts games instead for them and not against them, like ESL always dies for some reason.

Why does this place have so many mentally ill freaks, man

its over...

>>1952467
ziggers itt are hitting new lows

>>1952473
I'm Dutch you nerd.
Saudis are ruining esports and you dont care, While Dota still has their shit together.
See how i dont complain about failclowns winning dota games.
cause valve has 100% control over their game. While in cs they let a bunch of wannabe Truman show script writers run their shit game.
Valve needs to take back control of all servers that run VRS games. Or else they will ruin cs.

Mark my words, 2 years from now you will get rando Chinese and middle east teams play vs each other.

>>1952478
does saudis run dota less than they run cs?
because esl and ewc is in dota too.

>>1952467
I don't give a shit about dota and I'm not reading your wall of shit
fuck off

>>1952479
yes, for now, but will it will get worse in the next 2-3 years, because they will atleast on the orginzter side own everything.
But i hope they dont script games like in cs, as for one, dota has a log, which shows every input in the game, what damage values and dodges etc.Scirpting and faking is hard.
The biggest upside is that dota has their own servers that run 100% of the games.
while in CS esl, blast run their own servers, with their own anti cheats, with their own little scripts that ruin games to make them more hype.

>>1952480
you should because they scirpted an event against spirit, they dont want russian in london win another event two years i a row and two blast in a row
and to make up for that they made vitality lose, and made g2 win.

>>1952489
They could've scripted it for Vitality though. And Spirit lost to Heroic at EWC so...

ally rds reslly have low iq it seems.

mental ward resident tier coping

>>1952490
saudis scripted the heroic loss too
watch youngster insta hs everyone life game on game 2 nuke lol
even form ladders. after chopper said what he said, they couldn't let him win any games, but they100% already decided the out come before that.

>they scirpted an event against spirit
The absolute state of ruskis.

my nrggas gonna slap nip down shut the fuck up schizos

They drugged donk and chopper and i have proof

>>1952499
Yeah man okay, Personally I don't think you're right and you're probably just trolling. Spirit looked like shit the entire blast except for the first series that they played against some tier 3 shitters (flyquest). Even Liquid made them look shaky.

>>1952364
ugly ass lanklets kek getting mogged by a latinx mutt manlet

>>1952509
Stop typing maui

>>1952511
im sorry tall sister the short KING gets the bitch

>>1952515
>>1952383

>all spirit losses are scripted
>i'm not russian
did all the subversive ziggers get drafted or what?

>>1952355
you're a woman, waiting for the winning team at the finish line to become their fan

I'm a man, I supported G2 when they had nothing (not the player)

we are not the same

>>1952518
yeah and vp's pc crash in copenhagen 2024 was also not scripted xd
you sad sack of shit dont realize that they feed you slop

PC's never crash on their own. This is a known fact.

>>1952522
He just hated the old G2 doing Falcons-like moves instead of building a team.

Why do people still pretend that Donk is good?

>>1952530
Yes but the true test of rooting for G2 was when may0nesy left, that's when the team was free of cancer and could begin to heal.

If you didn't root for G2 at Austin you're a fake fan.

straight up schizo coping
imagine having to make stuff up in your head to live with a team's loss...

>>1952522
i've liked heavygod since c9 and always liked hunter and i was one of two people who defended the matys move itt when it was announced, but i never liked niko or monesy and i hated the p*les so i've had no reason to even like g2 until recently

I don't like heavygod because he's a boring fat ashkenazi ukrainian jew, dunno why everyone is so endeared by him

>>1952524
>only mentioning russian teams
you made the bait a lil too obvious now

13-1 btw

>>1952539
back to pol with you manlet

>>1952539
you can stop now

>>1952539
stay right here /pol/chad

>>1952539
based but cringe

>>1952544
Is there a reason people here immediately post the opposite of someone else for attention?

>>1952546
cuz it's funny

>>1952540
we are talking about russian teams arent we, bum ofc i will mention another russian team that gets their pc crashed, lmao are you retarded

>>1952546
you just answered your own question

>>1952478
>Saudis are ruining esports and you dont care
what the fuck can i or anyone else do when Valve don't give a shit in the first place? you want me to go in front of Gaben's house and protest?

Gabe is about to ban all of china and russia for matchfixing.
Trust The Plan.

>>1952548
Nah, just reeks of desperation.

>>1952554
Jame is legit.

>>1952558
Legit bad maybe.

>>1952558
No he isn't, he played in some shady teams before making it big in Berlin

>>1952558
he's a blatant match fixer and i like jame

>>1952546
diversity is our strength

>>1952533
Yea I agree. It was painful to watch the G2 after NiKo left. m0NESY was so fucking retarded during the beginning of the year, it felt like he was trolling on purpose just to go to Falcons faster.
The Austin G2 didn't even feel like a team, just a bandaid solution for the time. You can't blame people for not rooting for them.
I've been rooting for them ever since I saw HeavyGod on the team. I would call me a trve G2 fan but I hope this lineup keeps getting better, they are really nice to watch.

>>1952560
Kek, this level of cope.
Any Russian had makazze level of cheaters and matchfixers in his team, they would just ban him.
Imagine kyousuke had a team like makaze had before, full of cheaters and match fixers, hed never hear the end of it.
While makaze can just move on and play on navi and noone cres, that he 100% also cheated and match fixed.

>>1952558
No he isn't. Also Valve has had enough and are amending the TOR to essentially ban every bookie org and virtual case sites etc. from having teams in their games. The Saudis are backing them on this for obvious reasons.

>>1952564
>The Austin G2 didn't even feel like a team, just a bandaid solution for the time. You can't blame people for not rooting for them.
and still they were on match point to make the quarterfinals

>>1952565
>instant victim complex
Your brethren from SENZA are openly radar hacking and are still unbanned, fuck off and die

>>1952567
I know, it was a good run all things considered. I wasn't paying attention to them in Austin until the match against Mongolz (I'm a mongoloid) and that was a fucking banger. hades trolled in regulation but did some work in overtime on D2.

>>1952565
imagine having the balls to type this while ROSY, SENZA, Hesta are still unbanned and playing online tournaments lmao, russians are seriously something else

>>1952573
https://x.com/renyanFPS/status/1948442618662146115
next RU "talent" btw

>>1952533
>that's when the team was free of cancer and could begin to heal.
you legitimately have to be polish to say something like this

>>1952573
im not russian,
second, are they in tier1???? who gives a fuck about tier5 russki shitters

kek you guys are fucking retarded that you dont get the point
someone calls out jame for alleged sussy past, while makaze gets to join navi and noone cares.
100% if some russki had the past of makaze wed get a richard lewis article and all these nato spinx and styco shitters wanting him to get banned.

your russia hate has scrambled your brains that you cant critically think anymore WHAHAHA
the west will fall and you are to blame because of your inability to critically think

i as a western shad hold our selfs to higher standards than anyone else in the world because i want success, i want perfection.
while you stand up on te morning and try to find way to blame russia for everything kek.

>im not russian
>[paragraphs]
you're really selling it

hello i john from ohio oblast and i think russia #1 no cheater or fixer

>>1952581
try to figure out how to reply first you redditor

>>1952582
>weeee weeee *dries tears*
>we suck cause russkies
>we get raped and our countries ruined is cause russia make facebook posts and twitter posts
>we have no innovations or perspectives because ruskies

go watch nick fuentes and super chat to him about how you will save evropa cause you will make some trad wife pregnant,
but you need advice how to find a girl first

the bait became way too obvious about half an hour ago
that's when you call it a day and feel pleased about today's (You)s. this is just embarrassing

>>1952587
yes thank you piotr very true

>>1952588
Greedy baiters never know when to quit, very sad.

priviet i am john from great motherland i mean britain and donk is numba 1xaxa i mean haha

I wish /vm/ had flags.

>>1952590
piotr is polish if anything. pyotr in russian.
again westoid low IQers get away with just barley being right. and them thinking its OK to be almost right.

this stems from school letting nitwits pass with barley doing the minimum, because feelings are set over reality.
and reality will soon catch up. which is china running the world soon and india just by being cut throat, overrunning us all, all because noone is held accountable anymore. you sooner rather than later realize what i mean

and when you do just imagine a tall handsome dude with nice blue eyes and a cute donk-esque smile, but with pearly whites and no gums showing, sipping a latte--

kek pidor is steaming rn

holy schizophrenia

>>1952588
i find it hilarious that slobs have taken over the west and we will literally be raped in 10 years.
and if you think trumo or LE BASED elon, or nick fuentes will save anyone you are part of the problem.

at least i see nick fuentes see that his audience is literally retarded and he hates them as much i hate you low iq bums ruining our civilization by taking ez routes like MUH RUSSIA for every problem that comes across.

>>1952598
nah fuck that

Oh okay it's some samefag and his discord troonbuddy. Okay you faggots can talk to each other while there're no events to watch.

GONINJAS

>>1952606
>>1952606
laugh, but i will project that when the Indian that will take away you job will do it with a big smile, while offering your wife and daughter sex in exchange for money, why will he be so emotion less?
because he will remember the British occupation. Or the Chinese person that will in an event of a USA china war, not hesitate and wipe out entire towns with a press of a button, while he remembers the opioid wars and the rape of his country by japan.

While you mistake russias attempts to restrain themselves as weakness, BE SURE that china will not show any hesitations. Which will be the undoing of trump. in the next years, after he will 100% start a war against China.
The entire american fleed will be sunk and in an act of disoperation he will use nukes, which will trigger a chain reaction, will be leave cut throat states to set the rules. China and india will still ahve billion if not 100 of millions to build up their countries in a few years, with 0 work laws or codes, or any regard for their lives, self sacrificial or not. We westerners will be left behind with soft populations that cant catch up in a, because of decades of neglect and cultural decay.
I see the future as clear as day guys, be ready.
Trump will go to war with Iran in the next few months and in a year or two with china. i promise you this.

If you think russia is losing the war, if you think the covid vaccines were good, if you think China or India are failing states, if you think the trump admin is cool, if you think the department of war is a cool name you are part of the problem

>>1952616
quiet nrgcuck
we own this continent

>>1952616
nta but they've actually looked quite good since the rebuild
my prediction is that they'll eventually sell r1nkle to a better team at some point though and it will all fall apart again

>>1952631
>my prediction is that they'll eventually sell r1nkle to a better team at some point
yeah maybe. there's like barely any great up-and-coming awpers in t2 scene atm.

thats why my nigga nitr0 has a spot named after him on this map

We've reached a new paradigm huNter is no longer "Nikos cousin" he is now the king of Kovacs. Niko has been demoted to "huNters cousin"

>>1952636
well part of it is the funny coincidence with gta4
main character is named niko, implied to be serbian, and has a cousin that always calls him "cousin niko"

https://youtu.be/zxMLVlspD1Y

>>1952633
exactly
i could see him slotting into heroic, gl, or even navi if he doesn't stagnate since it's pretty obvious they want to keep the "ukranian team" grift going atp

>>1952641
I think r1nkle could be pretty expensive precisely because of the lack of other good t2 awpers. So I don't think he would go to heroic or gl who prefers to buy on the cheap and then sell high.
More like navi or liquid.

>>1952644
or G2

>>1952467
>ESL goons
bro
>>1952380
>riviging
you are the esl goon

>>1952533
>when may0nesy left, that's when the team was free of cancer
who got the snax-taz supermarket webm
3 poles = no watch

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>>1952672
you're gonna jinx it fag

its really funny how these retards are trying to create conflict between nikobros and hunterbros.
imagine trying to make cousins hate each others.
the real problem in g2 were poles.

>>1952676
>hate each others
brown

>>1952676
My view was mostly that
#1 saw is a pretty good coach and current idol in hte coach space among reddit
g2 management made terrible mistakes in the past with hooxi, tax, snax, hades and + saw is the first good move they made in years
#3 theres some insane talent in g2 that came out of nowhere, ridiculous round wins from hitting 50% more headshots than you expect from tier 1 rifler in that scenario, and saw is probably a good influence on them
#4 reddit is mentally ill about arabs and try to indicate niko/monesy leaving the g2 that was ran shittily for years by g2 management were somehow related to todays events because they should've remained in an org that made them play for years with terrible coach + igls

niggas really be sayin apologize to peca when +nexa happened

>>1952568
>>1952573
senza just kicked their cheater cuz of the heat kwab

>>1952648
since sunpaypal was okay this event he'll stay another 6 months
also i think he's friends with saw

just got home, long day.
can't wait to watch vitality absolute dab on these nigg2as.

>>1952704
waste of time
put on nitr0 raping yurocucks, map 4 soon

>>1952564
>>1952567
Heavygod needed just 1 kill from car on inferno and he fumbled that. It was so painful to watch. Glad to see him get his form back.

>>1952577
I'm not Polish, but ch0k0 was a much bigger problem than Snax-Taz ever were. They almost made playoffs at Austin, whilst falcons:

CAM ON NRGERS

NIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCEEEEEE ONE MORE MAP BOYS

ofc fucking bot smooya gives a free kill by playing cocky for no reason last round

>>1952684
It's amazing just how powerful G2 is WITHOUT an awper.

https://youtu.be/9IYYW2jRajI
mah nrggas

>>1952672
>10 PM
>3 more maps to go
Honestly kino

>>1952676
I hate my cousins no cap, they're all lame.

>>1952723
>>10 PM
hahaha....

>play T
>win
5 maps it is

>MY NRGGAS @ STAGE 3
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TOTAL XOTIC LAN DOMINATION

i...
tears of joy..

>>1952713
sure niko was the problem buddy

>>1952753
>>1952754
>>1952756
eufags in the fucking mud

All it took for NA to be good again was Liquid leaving.

>>1952713
>ch0k0 was a much bigger problem than Snax-Taz ever were
I hate niko as much as the next guy, but snax-taz was a complete dead end for g2. you don't root for g2, you just root against niko
>>1952760
>niko 1528 days, 6 trophies, 254.6 days/trophy
>heavygoat 240 days, 1 trophy
says a lot

>>1952760
>>1952778
Listen buddies, I'm not saying the Polish duo weren't a problem. But if I had to pick between

>Saw coach
>Hunter IGL
>Niko rifle
>Monesy awp
>malbs
>heavygod

and

>Taz coach
>Hunter IGL
>Snax awp
>malbs
>heavygod
>matys

I'm going with the latter. I'm sorry but vibes are unironically more important than a star studded roster.

>>1952777
Did you watch their match? Was NRG actually any good or? Either way I'm excited to see Nitro at the major again.

>>1952794
>>Hunter IGL
>>Snax awp
yeah and if you made taz their masseuse and brought in an actual coach like saw they'd be even better
retard

>>1952796
Obviously Saw is better, but I'm comparing the whole scenario.

>Saw+Niko+Monesy
>Taz+Snax+Matys

https://xcancel.com/axel_8k/status/1964695153199010147
>1nhuman who also plays for SENZA disappeared from the camera while the game is being played on his screen.
what the actual fuck is happening in online cs

>>1952795
NIP was only really ever in control of nuke 1st half
If NRG took 2nd pistol it might've seen an OT at least, but mirage and d2 were total rapes, and train kind of too despite the scoreline, 12 of their rounds were almost entire a straight run but it took a bit to close it out

>>1952805
Promising numbers though I don't know anything about Jeorge and Xotic. Remains to be seen how NRG will perform against T1 EU/SA/APAC teams.

>>1952801
>>1952794
wow I just skimmed past saw coach hunter igl and assumed that was the current lineup, you really are retarded

>>1952810
Nigga are you intentionally acting obtuse we're trying to determine who the bigger problem was
>n0k0 + may0nesy
>t0z + sn0x

>>1952794
niko has good vibes.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d-XZHtPvsE4
you are just brainwashed buddy

>>1952683
Do they think anyone buys this? They obviously knows everything that goes on, they defended him too, even after evidence was shown and it's not like they don't know what their own players look like and didn't realize that it was another dude entirely badly pretending to play the game on his playercam

>>1952812
no I honestly didn't think you were that stupid or deluded yourself that badly
fucking obviously the new team with niko and monesy for matys and sunpayus would be better than snax as your main awp and taz drooling on the headset mic. saw coached degster and allu and all kinds of autistic hardheaded finns

>>1952679
that's spot on actually, as a falconschad I thoroughly enjoyed watching hunter win and vitality lose, while I wish hunter would transition to igl sooner the only person on G2 that deserves hate is peca for refusing to do logical moves

>>1952832
>peca
to be fair what do you expect of some serbian rape baby

how do you fall off this hard in a series

>G2 are now favorites to win Budapest
Best Timeline

this game needs a casual 5v5 queue
make it like 8 rounds or something. somehow i win a few games and suddenly every game is difficult and it's not enjoyable at all

>>1953012
zysissies are scrambling for answers

>>1953012
his team let him down again

Good morning bros
Fuck Vitality
Respectfully

holy shit hes going AWOL on the vita offices

>>1953104
>Hey google whats the resale value of my porsche
>Payment plan house
>Falcons CEO email

>G2 wins major final
>Niko is the CS equivalent of Ibrahimovic
It'd be so funny.

Betting in CS is so easy, it's like in boxing where between two guys you always bet on the blacker one but in CS instead you bet on the team with most eastern europeans.

it's so fucking stupid man
they dont even have niko and monesy, why the fuck do they get to win

>>1953163
because they don't have niko or monesy

How we be treating vitakeks itt from now and on

https://x.com/team__spirit/status/1965052602422587684
It's...over

>>1953219
hopefully he comes back after that and replaces fatboy

>>1953219
well things make a lot more sense if it's his choice, or they paid him off to say that it was to avoid all the bad pr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_9vsRK00Bo
I like tn1r, he seems like the nicest guy in the heroic vlogs

>>1953219
>team spirit choking in dota 2
>spirit choking in cs 2
Whats wrong behind the scenes?

>>1953243
there were some rumors that he has problems with travelling due to his passport expiring. So it's likely true that he needs some time off to handle that, either to bribe somebody in Ukraine for an extension while avoiding the draft, or to get Russian or Serbian papers instead

>>1953219
Wonder if he's going to a Russian-speaking team or will go international.

bring back the IDF to dust2 and GSG9 to overpass game is unplayable desu

>>1953219
>J-just one more star and we won't lose 1-13 against g2
dOnk xisters...

Could sAw make Falcons lineup not choke?

>>1953219
BC Game bros... our chance is here

>>1953253
it'll be good to see sp0r0t less reliant on just one player but i still think zontix is underrated as an anchor. hope he goes international, desu

>>1953283
well if the rumors are true about passport issues MBS could get him papers in like a day, teses is doing worse since the roleswap than kyxsan is and magisk was

OverDrive says zont1x doesn't want to transfer or look for a new team. Seems like he wants to be benched and stay on if they need a sub or zweih doesn't work out.

>>1953349
BASED zontix
he knows he's got chopper's spot

>>1953381
more like zweih's

>>1953349
he's finished

>>1953442
based retard

>>1953462
you should leave

>>1953462
time will reveal everything lil pup, i'll come here in a year to laugh at you when zont1x still doesn't have a team or plays some online cct cups

>>1953349
>says he'll be competing again this winter
chopper bros........

>huNter- IGL
>zont1x IGL
The Best Timeline

>>1953582
I want to live in the timeline where G2 win their first ever major with Huntard just to see the further Niko humiliation ritual

>>1953588
Well, looking at how universe has been treating falcoons so far, it's more than possible, almost a prophecy at this point

So it's 100% rehab, right?

>>1953573
>he's unironically getting a IGL bootcamp rn
kino

>MIBR +Qikert
Kazakh + Brazil + 1/2 Japan + Russia, kino is back on the menu lads

aging do be scary. not even papito survived the pole genetics and aging damnation.

theyre gonna do well with tn1r and permanently bench zontix isnt they...

>>1953762
Don't do my unc like dat bro...shi sad to see

>>1953766
They're gonna do even worse with tn1r but they're most likely benching zweih.

now that zontix is a neet he can go join the defence force against orcs right

>>1953762
2500 elo on faceit is still impressive at 37 desu

“Dude likes look how fast i can point my mouse and click on pixel on a screen bro.”

-literally “competitive” gamers. People think clicking a mouse really fast makes you a navy seal lmfao

>>1953810
Why would cs players imagine making a career out of killing children for israel

12.5 hours in paint

>>1953815
time well spent

what happened to the bo5 haters btw

https://youtu.be/84ReDSemRCc
Damn Rio really was the best Major ever huh

>>1953865
when are we getting another brazil tournament?

anons m80 players and sonic are fighting on twitter rn

>>1953875
shouldn't have forfeited those ECL matches, i said it would screw them
m80 could've at least beat bluejays on 90-100 ping from the uk

>>1953772
>even worse with tn1r
even worse than what, what high did they recently fall from
you doomer retards love to ignore spirit winning 2/4 events since they swapped out magixx, vs 2/7 before that

>>1953891
>even worse than what
even worse than bombing out of EWC and bombing out of online stage
moron

>>1953766
ah hell nah they ain't finna do my nigga like that or there be hell to pay

https://x.com/zont1x977/status/1965110294239117365
CLARIFICATION

>>1953766
zontix will come back and replace chopper, trust the process

>>1953902
>I am expected to be back competing this winter.
this seems really awkward to do before the major
after the major is fine but if they do really well for the rest of the year then it will be awkward too

zont1x is going to practice igl'ing in spirit academy
they just forfeited out of ECL cup 2

>>1953857
How many maps in that fucking bo5 were competitive?
You only like the one sided maps that g2 won for hilarious underdog winning factor.

if anything blast reassured valves decision to keep bo3 for major gf's which makes sense since thats the competitive format for cs2 matches

i dont think donk has ever played a pro game without zontix. it's the one player who's been with donk since the start.
zontix joined spirit academy a few months before donk.

Zweight needs to be GONE bro
He gotta go...

>>1953911
seething dogwoo freak

>>1953912
can't wait to see this fraud exposed in a pro match when he can't lurk 5v3 or 4v3 after donk's entries every round

>>1953896
so you think they didn't bomb out because they were just waiting to -zont1x +tn1r, meaning you think they were all trying their best and zont1x was still this ass , but you still want him on the team?
moron

>>1953865
>The Best Crowd In ESports

>>1953921
>bro they weren't even trying
So Spirit are confirmed matchfixers then?
>but you still want him on the team?
No one said that, just stating that -zont1x +tN1R is gonna weaken Spirit instead

>>1953926
>Spirit are confirmed matchfixers then
if someone with inside knowledge bet on it, that's unethical, but it's more like having a player with an injury trying a minutes restriction
>No one said that, just stating that -zont1x +tN1R is gonna weaken Spirit instead
what am I missing here
if -zont1x +tn1r would weaken spirit, not doing that would be preferable, also known as keeping him on the team. if you think tn1r in particular is a bad replacement but another available player wouldn't be, I disagree

how is he wrong?

>>1953902
Winter starts after the major btw
>>1953938
Doesn't matter, the (((committee))) change their criteria all the time because its fake.

>>1953938
who gives a shit

>>1953938
The value of counting mvps is also pretty stupid. As an example: Donk has the highest rating at Katowice. If he had slightly higher rating he probably would've been given the mvp even if Spirit lost.
Then Donk would have 1 more mvp and Zywoo 1 less. Would that suddenly mean Donk instead is definitely in the lead? The difference is basically that Donk needed to have one more great map.

>>1953938
the adr thing is stupid for rifler v awper but kpr is the best transparent understandable stat in cs

>>1953938
what matters most changes on ner0's, striker's and Tgwri1s' whim to validate their personal opinion, even in the same years ranking but especially from year to year

>>1953938
>statfaggotry
device real majors: 4
s0mple real majors: 0
d0nk real majors: 0
zypoo real majors: 0

>>1953963
holy trvke

>>1953963
>device real majors: 4
ydkb

>>1953959
also worth pointing out that donk has highest yearly kpr in csgo+cs2 history

i'm getting sort of antsy waiting for maui's first good take that isn't the most milquetoast shit ever but it's been 5 years now... starting to lose hope

>>1953963
>device real majors: 4
were you there on that fateful january day?

>>1953990
Thorin ranked ATL as the best Major ever btw

>>1953995
not what I asked

>>1953995
hes right

>>1953990
ok you got me. he has only 3 real majors

whats the point in regional rankings if every team becomes 3+2 russians

>>1954094
Big Mongolia paid off Valve.

yuge

>>1954127
Banning China from the major seems a bit extreme but if the match fixing is that pervasive as Valve claim it's understandable.

>>1954034
ok he has only 1 real major

Niko WILL win the major this year

>>1954163
ask >>1953995 what thorin the esport historian says about the faceit london major

epic!

>>1954215
>improved performance when firing weapons
what. was there some issue?

>>1954215
What does this mean?

it's like a month until spirit plays
boring
i think there's only 2 or 3 more events before major where all top tier teams will play

>>1954255
15 hours to ecl s50 eu cup 2
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2385192/bcgame-vs-sashi-esl-challenger-league-season-50-europe-cup-2
also having subsets of teams at non-major events is a good thing

>>1954262
well i want to see spirit with tn1r
there's actually quite a few decent t1.5-ish tournaments like CAC, Thunderpick, Starladder, PGL Bucharest (won't have most top or even any top 10 because they're going to Chengdu)
I'd qualify Fissure as t1 though. Spirit, Mouz and Vitality all looks off atm anyway.

>>1954270
I'm pretty excited to see sptn1rit too, but they seem to want him situated and comfy. they aren't at much risk of falling out of stage 3, so they can try for the major after a few tune-up events

tn1r seems to always wear this necklace
anybody knows what it is?

>>1954328
cube (1997)

>>1954328
Okay found with reverse image search.
I think it's just some necklace by Chrome Hearts. I also found fakes so maybe it's something popular. Or maybe Chrome Hearts version isn't even original.
Either way, no meaning to it.

>>1954328
black cube worship