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>TQ
Hypothetically, or quite possibly depending on your man, if your husbando was going to get murder (You) how would he go about it? And how would he get rid of the evidence and cover it up?

>>58535335 (OP)
yumequeens WON

>>58535358
with ZA that is

>>58535335 (OP)
>TQ
He could "accidentally" cause a cave-in. Even if my body could be freed from the piles of rubble, it'd be difficult to pin the crime on him.

Husbando thread >>>>>>> waifu thread

>TQ
The question is appropriately spooky for Halloween but I don't enjoy thinking about this with Arven, I'm too soft... ;_;

It would probably be in the moment, accidental when his anger flares and he doesn't control it. He's relatively strong, strangulation would most likely be the cause. He'd probably panic afterwards because he didn't mean to, but would come up with a plan to get rid of my body somewhere in Area Zero. He's snuck in before and the MC is known to go in and break the rules even though it's dangerous, so it would be staged to just look like I ran into some dangerous Pokemon and met my end that way. Why would anyone pin it on Arven, the guy who already has so much known trauma around Area Zero?

>TQ
interesting TQ..
He would lure me in with a day of exploring deep in the woods alone with him, and my overly trusting nature would, of course, say yes to him. He'd bring me to a secluded area and strangle me to death. I'd imagine he'd find some spot to bury me in, then go about his day like it was nothing.

Theres so many ways he would do it but honestly choking me out would be far more enjoyable for him then beating or stabbing. Hiding the body would be easy for him, tossing it off a cliff and calling it a day

I don't care how many cute men ZA adds, Steven Stone is still the best!

>>58535335 (OP)
GIRATINA, STRIKE HER DOWN

Then Giratina did. Anyways him strangling me to death and tossing my body in some ditch and then he starts telling sob stories about how much he misses me and wondering where I went :)

>>58535335 (OP)
>TQ
He has a Mega Metagross that can kill (You) with ease. Who's gonna stop him?
He could also stone (You) to death if he wants to stain some his precious rocks with your blood.

>>58535544
Yes… perfect… the second Raidon killed your real parent, the same thing could “happen” to you when you went down there. Alone. It’s not like the AI is around anymore to confirm…

>TQ
man... its tough to imagine outside of an accident...uh maybe intentionally poisoning my food using wild mushrooms he knew were poisonous foraged from the streets, or somewhere outside of Lumiose lol. It would come off as an accident since he's charming.

>>58535664
It's too sad to think about... ;_; I'm just an earnest yume who wants to make him happy.

>>58535635
Bonjour, Corbeau!

>>58535335 (OP)
>TQ
Pretty simple. He'd hire a hitman to kill me. Our relationship would've been hidden from the public the entire time we were seeing each other, so no one would suspect he had any connection to me (aside from Team MZ, but they'd be too afraid to mention his name to the police because he can send possible hits after them too).

>>58535626
Something like this

>TQ
Push me off one of those seaside cliffs in Sunyshore, watch me hit the rocks below, and if that didn’t immediately kill me enough bones should be broken that I can’t swim and the ocean waves pull me out and I drown. Or at least he’s considered doing that to Flint on multiple occasions, so I guess that could work on anyone else he wants to kill if I ever drove him to that point.

But I assume he just owns a gun and that’d work a lot faster. Tbf, the anime does specify that Sunyshore was a crime-ridden city when he was a kid, he may have gotten one for protection when he got older. Or to kill Flint.

>>58535762
>spoiler
He does have an Octillery. He probably was armed with a Remoraid and more when he was younger.

>>58535335 (OP)
With his hands, preferably. And then he would get Arbok to eat me

>>58535825
Yeah pokemon would probably work there too but I don’t think he’d want to put that guilt or responsibility on them.

Which makes me wonder… if a trainer uses a pokemon to kill someone, is it just the trainer who gets prosecuted, or is the pokemon punished too for following its trainer’s orders? Do they put down deadly Pokemon?

>>58535878
In SV, you can catch the raidon that canonically killed Arven's parent. I guess you could just knock it out and not catch it, but I don't think they'll ever really bring up again that it killed someone.

>>58535335 (OP)
>TQ
If Avery were to murder (You), he’d get one of his pokemon to do the dirty work for him. The most likely scenario would be him inviting (You) over for a cup of tea. He just got an expensive luxury blend imported from Kalos. It has to be brewed in a certain way and he would be honored to have (You) try it with him. (You) wouldn’t know anything about that anyway, and since he’s such a gentleman he’ll have his Slowking brew it for the two of you. After much waiting Slowking comes to where the two of you are sitting, levitating two teacups. At Avery’s insistence, (You) get yours first. (You) take an eager sip, first wincing when you burn your tongue on the hot tea and then cringing at the taste. It’s terribly bitter. The bitterness is an acquired taste Avery says, good for the gut. He sips from his own cup and says that he’s used to the taste.

A few minutes later and (You) feel a stabbing sensation in your stomach, groaning in pain. (You) try to ask for help but instead of words, blood comes out of your mouth and spills onto the dainty Floette patterned tablecloth, ruining it. (You) start to choke on your own blood and the only sounds you can make are gnarly gurgles. Avery sips his tea. That’s the last thing (You) see before you keel over.

Disposing the body would be as easy as tying bricks to your feet and letting your corpse sink to the bottom of the Loop Lagoon. Magikarp and other pokemon will feast on (You), taking care of the remains. He’ll say that the two of you went out to train, but a particularly nasty Tentacruel nabbed you and as much as he tried, he couldn’t fight it off. A terrible way to go.

He doesn’t have to worry about (You) usurping him in the dojo anymore.

>>58535900
That’s fair. I mean a wild Pokemon murdering someone is one thing, that’s probably not uncommon. I mean like if a trainer’s Pokemon is the “murder weapon”; trainer goes to court, presumably gets prosecuted, serves a sentence at minimum… but is the registered pokemon punished? Released? Rehomed? It could be argued it was just a loyal Pokemon following its trainers orders or it could be like irl where they put violent dogs down :( More a morality thing, ok I’m thinking too hard

You guys know there’s evil pokemon like Malamar, right?

>>58535999
Malamar did nothing wrong

>>58535999
my friend Malamar would never kill someone!!

>>58536009
>>58536030
Malamar has been shown to be straight up evil multiple times. He is NOT your friend.

>>58535335 (OP)
How would Finley get away with killing off Cynthia

>>58535999
>>58536039
Malamar’s not evil. Malamar is my friend. Malamar is everyone’s friend.

>>58536039
Power of friendship is stronger than the desire for mischief!

>>58535969
Yeah, I get what you're saying, it's a lot to think about, lol. Knowing Pokemon, they'd just gloss over that or never address it, like if a member of an evil team gets arrested, their Pokemon are probably just there with them too.

my friend malamar would protect me from my husbando killing me!
>4x damage from first impression
malamar would die with me, that's true friendship!

>hate masochistic fantasies
>whole thread is masochistic fantasies
>hidoihidoihidoihidoi
bitch I need therapy

>>58536086
>>58536069
It literally tried to take over the world and was chased into the future to escape the law.

he's so handsome like this. i can't even imagine what sycamore could look like after 5 years, please i NEED TO SEE HIM

>>58536254
Wtf does hidoi meaning

If your husbando is shorter than you would you pick them up and carry them around?

>>58536320
hell no, he's going to be on a leash being walked like a dog

There's been a surprising amount of Rustshipping art being made.

>>58536294
https://jisho.org/search/hidoi

>>58536353
The gap moe between them is too strong.
>>58536387
I wish I could hold a Skarmory like this. What a knifey baby.

>>58536274
I would follow my friend Malamar to the ends of earth and through the hallways of time

>>58536390
Dawww he looks like he’s never seen ice cream before. No one’s too cool for ice cream.

I got the feeling Urbain seemed kind of cold towards us compared to Corbeau. Like, there's nothing that indicates Urbain actually felt fond of (you) aside from that "I'm glad we met" line and that was more in the sense of him being glad that both of you saved Lumiose. Now I'm seeing why JP sisters dropped him...

>>58536254
Ah poor, blessed, naive anon.. there's a lot of those here c:<

We need more non con Corbeau/Harmony like that one anon linked in the last thread, im starving sisters.

>>58536454
Does this look like the face of a cold person to you?

Accidentally saw some crappy old school group chat I was added to that I archived ages ago. Made me feel like shit, feel like so different to people like them. But other people are never having as good of a time as you always assume they are, so there's that. But coming here and chilling with other fans reminds me that there's other cool girls that have actual unique interests. Even if I haven't met any irl just yet.

Anyway, CorbeauGODS rise up

>>58536526
that looks like the face of someone who wants to use me for my strength and then leave me to rot while he goes off to lead a company

>>58536583
How could he? He should be having you leashed as his personal guard-trainer. Does he need to be debt slave corrected again and properly this time?

>>58536495
>Harmony is initially guarded against Corbeau
>starts working jobs for him
>citizens call him a hero, kids think he’s cool
>”teehee you’re a good person/you’re kinder than you act”
>Corbeau has to show Harmony just how evil he is
Writefags please

>>58536526
he's staring into my soul with them big ol eyes

>>58536668
This is a hot as fuck premise

>>58536526
There is nothing in that head. No thoughts. No soul.

>>58536668
>tries to show you how evil he is
>still a nervous virgin
>can't get your bra off

>>58536883
Kek this is probably how it'd go

>>58536940
I think it would be cuter this way tbqh

>>58536526
He needs a tardwrangler wife.

It's so funny to remember Corbeau is both short and French

>>58536526
This looks like someone who'd murder me

>>58536454
He definitely seemed kinda indifferent about the trouble he gets you into. I haven't finished the game yet but i've soured on him a bit

>>58536454
>>58537306
This. I think a lot of the reason Corbeau beat him in popularity was because of how he actually cares about (you) while Urbain, despite having a strong start, fell off because his subsequent actions just made him look scummy.

>>58536668
Thanks for the idea anon, I've been wanting to draw some Corbeau/Harmony noncony

I am a huge autist but maybe still not mentally ill enough to fantasize about my husbando killing me

the sweet looking boy thats actually a scumbag deep down is a hot fetish for me. need Urbain to ruin my life while pretending he did nothing wrong

>>58537480
It's not something I fantasize about or even like to think about either. I don't care how other people enjoy their husbandos, but I enjoy happier scenarios myself.

>>58537480
Eh, it's just a what-if scenario. I don't think Gordie would have it in him to kill - he's a good boy.

>>58537480
it's a bit of fun anon as it's halloween

>>58537416
I didn't care for Urbain on prerelease, but have been pleasantly surprised during the leaks and in the early game (aside from the railroading), maybe when I fully immerse myself as my playthrough progresses I'll start to sour on him (or the writers for going full retard on the plot).
Urbain does clean your hotel room and feeds you (even if it's tons of carbs), he could be salvaged into a good maid or butler.

>>58537705
Holy fuck..

>>58536526
Worse, he's a nepo baby.

Enough about Urbain, the Corbeau/Harmony/Grisham triangle is hotter.

thinking of the Volo, Corbeau, Spinel art from last thread and i have autistic rambling ahead Volo and Spinel trying to covince Corbeau to start disciplining Harmony more so she can fall in line better and act more like Akari and Liko, but Corbeau likes her bratty nature, and loves giving in to her at the end of the day. Almost like its an equal relationship. They'll never understand his way of living and Volo in particular would rather kill himself than let Akari have any sense of control over him

>>58538027
Perfection

>>58537995
>Urbain introducing Harmony to his favourite cafe
>Grisham is there and he gets cucked
He just can’t win

>>58537995
Finally someone with a third eye open.

>>58537995
(((Harmony)))

>>58538295
I mean.. you could have Corbeau/Harmony interacting with literally any man and Corbeau feeling threatend

Poor eyesight... Cute

it's so hard to look for AZ art on twitter dot com when everyone calls the game Pokémon AZ

Corbeau is a blushing virgin! A blushing virgin!

>Corbeau impregnating Harmony during their first time because as a turbo virgin he wasn't prepared
Cute

>Corbeau throws poké balls left-handed he may even be ambidextrous
Fuuuuuuuck, I want to do so much lewd, pure, and loving hand-holding with him.

>>58538340
Him being jealous of whatever relationship you have with L (it doesn't have to be romantic)...

Something I've noticed is that male-oriented waifu art tends to contain more blank slates/faceless male stand-in characters, while female-oriented husbando art usually contains some other female character that's defined enough to where self-insertion is a little more difficult.

Also, there seems to be a lot more solo waifu art than solo husbando art. Porn of female characters tends to have said characters looking directly at the screen (or the faceless male insert), while males are usually looking at another non-self insert.

It's just an interesting thing I've noticed, but I was wondering if there's any explanations as to why this is the case, psychological or otherwise

>>58538639
Male gaze and female gaze basically. Men aren't looking at the stand in characters, they're there for context but they're specifically just looking at the woman. Where as with women they can put themselves into the female characters place if it's like.. the MC for instance. I'm sure high level yumes hate this but 'normal' tier women generally put themselves in the place of the depicted female. The focus being not just on the male character but when he's doing for the woman. So you can think about what he's going to do for you.

>>58538689
Interesting, it kind of sounds like erotic art aimed at women requires more imaginative power, if I'm interpreting this correctly. Are high level yumes approaching their porn with more of a male gaze, then?

>>58538990
High level yumes tend to not like the MC and may only be okay with art with their own OC or self-insert, but the fundamental idea is the same if they're more into the female gaze.

>TQ
Not interested in answering this one because there's just no way he would go through the trouble anyway, so I'm going to make up a scenario where we go to a haunted house attraction. Larry isn't super emotive so of course he's not going to flinch or jump a lot, which in turn makes him less targeted by the performers. But the only tell that he's slightly on edge is sticking closer to (You) and keeping (You)r hand firmly in his grasp. If one squints, it might be noticable that he's sweating a little.

>>58538639
My guess is that women tend to crave more interactions between both parties which sometimes requires non-POV angles and more visible females, sometimes faceless or just plain but cute girls. I also think it might be a POV issue where a man's POV during sex is more interesting because you can actually see the benis going in, but a woman's POV isn't nearly as interesting. Take for instance doggy style. A man sees the entire woman from behind while plapping, but the woman is more or less staring at the headboard of the bed. Personally, I never thought most female POV art was interesting and there's more freedom with a third person perspective. I'd consider it less of a cuck situation and more like looking at a photo album of yourself and your lover.

>>58539289
I'm in a weird spot where I don't mind MC art in most cases but I don't like it with Larry because I have such a specific idea in mind for him that doesn't work with most ship art I see of him. Even the stuff that does work often sets off my autism for different raisins not worth going into.

>>58538639
Another anon was talking about it in a Corbeau thread but imo girls smut is a lot more focused on how someone makes you feel, focused on a connection. Mens stuff is focused on the woman almost always as an object. Obviously this isn't a rule and there's exceptions but imo that's the trend generally. So that would reconcile with what you've noticed imo. Since men want to be the one with exclusive access to the woman. Whereas women obviously want the same, but connection is valued above all, which is why you may see non self inserts from time to time. Since it's the feelings that are more interesting, not reducing it down to "dude omg ass! dude omg coom" like mens stuff does

>>58538295
JP artists always knows whats up faster than the western ones do kek

>>58538371
AZ fans need to do what the N fans did and create a tag they can all use for fanart. the #harmoniArt tag is perfect

>Corbeau has a Roserade
>Trope about flowers sent as a 'final message' before a hit
He's EEEEVIL

happy halloween bitches

>>58538639
I cant speak for all women, but when I look at a husbando focused image, I need there to be some kind of scenario I can imagine happening in that picture. like this image for ex. >>58537705
hundreds of scenarios i can think of swirls my mind when looking at it. Sure a piece of Corbeau just standing there looking hot is nice, but it won't activate my neurons like this pic.
Men are visual creatures. Women are visual too, but we need a lot more than just that.

>>58538990
Yes this is correct and as the other anon says with OC/Self inserts. The Point of view art also works as there's no face to them - similar to the male porn - so it's easier to put yourself into that mold.

>>58539433
I don't like MC art or any ship art with my one husbando unless it's my OC, but I'm fine with it with other characters I like. I get those "landmine" feelings, like stepping on a landmine when I see art I don't like, but it's getting better over time. It's definitely not a voluntary reaction for me, my dumb yume brain just does not like it.

I hate it when they draw Corbeau with Chad body proportions, they completely miss the point.

>>58541285
They should draw him being princess carried and kissed on the cheek.

>>58539877
man I love it when GF creates teams based off a narrative theme rather than just shoving a bunch of pokemon of the same type without any cohesion.

>>58540837
I get you, I don't get mad about friends or people I know yumeing the same characters I do because we just encourage each other, but I'll get real pissy if I see a "bad" character (OC or canon) with a husbando I really like. I always remind myself that it isn't that deep and as long as you act sane and just politely block or ignore what you don't like, it's okay to feel upset because what matters isn't your emotions but your actions. Can't control the way you feel but you can certainly control the way you behave.

>>58539877
It's a shame there's no Poison-type horse Pokemon, but Scolipede is a centipede-horse, right?

Just defeated Corbeau in the game, can't believe they actually had him go stay at the hotel that same night. they really went all out making sure you know he's for (you) holy kek all I could think of was anon's fic of Urbain doing housekeeping the next day. the player absolutely initiated it

>>58541445
that anon here who wrote it here: it also lives in my brain rent free. GameFreak knows us by having him stay the night.

>>58541434
Yeah, I agree. I never make it anyone else's problem and just kinda keep to myself, ultimately he just makes me happy and I don't need to prove myself as the only option or cause unnecessary tension with other fans. It's not what it's about for me, it's just about loving him as much as I can for myself. He's so wonderful, I love him so much...

>>58541285
Yes anon yes! This bothers me too! I hate when they go off model

I can make him happy.

I wanna suck his Halloweenie

What would your husbando do if you got hurt?
>Get hurt working a job for him
>As your boss, he feels responsible for you
>”You’re sleeping with me tonight, I need to keep an eye on this”
>Wake up during the night to him grabbing you and grinding against you in his sleep
>You need to wake him up or he will reopen your wound with his grabbing and you will bleed all over his sheets

>>58541925
okay but do u think he says "who did this to you" as well

There was definitely a yume at gamefreak writing Corbeau's dialogue you can't convince me otherwise.

>>58542211
They know their audience has grown up, they know what they’re doing with the pandering.

any of you have any plans for Halloween tonight?

>>58541898
Cute..

>>58542285
I’m handing out candy and pregaming, then going out to a social

>>58542285
I have candy in a bowl ready to hand out if kids come knocking (they probably wont)
otherwise i'll probably just be in reading crime and punishment while sipping on some wine.

Any love for Grisham?

>>58543047
he's giving peppermint butler

>>58543047
I like his coffees. They help evolve my Pokémon fast.

>>58543061
I love that

>>58538302
Canon mc, most art

>>58539433
>but a woman's POV isn't nearly as interesting
I wish there was more female POV honestly. Love and Deepspace does it pretty nicely but the guys are so boring to me.

Urbain is a hardcore sounder. He's ahove a baguette there if he could

Would Urbain become a deadbeat dad? He alreadly leaves you in debt.

>>58544038
i want to imagine he wouldnt, but idk..seems its in his genetics to leave their offspring behind for selfish purposes

>>58542211
He's definitely the right guy who would blurt it out. Even if no one in particular hurt you, he'll make sure to check the cameras

>>58542211
My crack theory is that it's all thanks to Ohmori

>>58543047
I think he's cute and needs to be pegged as well

>>58542211
>>58544121
Leakers, please leak ZA character sheets...

>>58541285
The more I look at this official art, the more I'm starting to think he's somewhat well built underneath his oversized jacket

>>58544129
>needs to be pegged
>”as well”
Anon… please explain

Making Corbeau a manlet was an excellent choice, actually. I want him to struggle to carry me!

>>58544341
Any thoughts on who designed who? Jokes aside I think that Corbeau and Urbain are actually from Ohmori. God I need to see their reference sheets so bad....imagining Corbeau without coat...

>>58544382
He better be a bit on the muscular side if he's gonna keep being our ladder.

>>58544464
Aah... My cute tiny girlfriend and beautiful tall wife

reminder that canonically your husbando has experienced an orgasm at least once in his life

>>58545407
Many times and now he teaches me everything he loves (and finds out more things he likes that he had never even considered before)

>>58545476
i love that for you anon
i've had too much to drink tonight and this feels like a huge revelation to my dumb slut monkey brain
prostate semen retention gets backed up and if not released manually then it's done forcibly in a wet dream
so human adult husbandos have orgasmed -at least- once in canon
IN CANON

>>58544906
But anon, at the end he’s shaking and begging you to stop making him do physical labour

>>58544461
>Kozaki Yusuke
The fire emblem guy??

>>58545407
source? 99.9% sure Volo is an adorable virgin
>>58545545
i thought wet dreams didn't really feel like a regular orgasm doe. at least from what i heard

>>58546395
Volo, my creepy blonde bitch, love him

>>58546292
>>58546327
>ywn be used as stress relief by Corbeau

im suffering, im in pain, im dying...

>>58546395
>this happened in canon

>>58544461
I think Kozaki drew Ivor and his sister because I can see it and also he designed Falinls.
As for everybody else idk, I am not expert on Pokémon artists.

Shouldn’t he be shorter?

>>58546507
Ayrt, that was my thought as well for those two not even realizing he designed Falinks. Makes sense

>>58545547
What's that? I couldn't hear you over the moans.

>>58546905
>N
this is like coming across a unicorn itt

Predict the JP yumejo ranking for this year.

>>58547466
If Corbeau doesn't make it in the Top 10, I'll be sorely disappointed.
>>58547445
ZA is gonna be flooded for a while given how new it is. Overall, he's far from unicorn in popularity/rarity among the fanbase, he's actually one of the few that I can say is a popular perennial husbando given how he's still popular even after bandwagon departed from his games.

>>58547488
N is mostly popular with teenagers that play Masters EX i've noticed, and a few yumes that've been there since 2010

>>58542723
>>58536284
>>58542856

>>58547915
>So there!
>leaves

>>58547466
my wife and my husband...
saw so many arts of them together.

So what's more popular at the moment Corbeau x Harmony or Urbain x Harmony?

Would you?

Words cannot express how horny I am for Corbeau right now. I want to bite him. I would absolutely devour that man!

Bit late for Halloween but well

>>58548637
>>58548629
Last thing I expected to get referenced. I womder if that game is finished now.

>>58548598
I need to grip Wallace's waist

I can't believe people have dug into Mables model to work out they modeled her feet but haven't found out what Corbeaus body type is under his suit

>>58549044
Sisters i hope he isnt a bit fat because that suit isn't doing him any favors...

>>58549142
Meanwhile, the barafags are salivating at the Philippe x Corbeau opportunities if real.

>>58549142
the yumes pay gf's bills so i doubt he is sis

>>58549142
He's definitely not chubby but he's probably more likely to be a little scrawny rather than buff or lean.

>>58549142
He's for sure not that but I want to know if he's like slim but with some muscle or if he's scrawny. I hope for scrawny but considering his morals and lack of height I would imagine he has some muscle

>>58549212
Actually no I take it back. His suit looks loose on him. He probably is scrawny. Hot.

>>58535335 (OP)
>TQ
If Faba was going to kill me he would make it long and painful, he would want to enjoy watching me suffer. I don't have many friends other than online ones so it wouldn't be too hard for people to not notice I'm missing. I think he'd either have me caged, chained or strapped down somewhere down in a restricted part of the Aether Foundation labs, considering what else they have down there. The walls are soundproof and only he has the access key so it could go Unit 731 levels until I succumb. If anyone asks where I am at work he could just say we broke up - and as I've been an utter simp for that man for the last decade at this point - my heart was too broken and I left my post.

He could also drown me if it was a crime of passion moment. He still gets that time to watch me suffer and struggle.

>>58549192
When he stands he's pushing his chest out to seem bigger than he is, so yeah he probably is on the smaller side.

>>58550155
>pushes his chest out to seem bigger
C-cute

>>58550155
>pushing his chest out to seem bigger
I'd bury my face in his chest. He must be asking for it.

>>58550155
Love this silly manlet so much it's unreal.

>>58538639
It's interesting to see how waifu threads completely accept the usage of AI in order to create their art, while in the husbando thread you'll almost never see an AI piece in here, not even as a joke. kinda puts into perspective how artwork is consumed differently between the two groups.

>>58550973
not even bait but i notice across fandoms men see female characters they're interested in at a very surface level attraction if not just a spankbank, while i'd like to think pokeboy enjoyers think more about the character and human side of it. very male vs female socialization stuff. of course this isn't a 100% generalization as even this thread is an absolutely split demographic, but more of a trend and when you focus on these sort of values with meaning and story behind it. there's going to be less ai in turn. i'm also drinking and rambling

>>58551037
Nah you're right desu

>>58550973
>It's interesting to see how waifu threads completely accept the usage of AI in order to create their art
>while in the husbando thread you'll almost never see an AI piece in here, not even as a joke
It's true that we never really had a huge amount of AI art in here. For what it's worth, though, there were at least 2 anons who posted AI art semi-regularly during a period of time. One did Ingo while the other did Lance. No one bitched as far as I remember - no idea if it was "accepted" but it was for sure tolerated. We also had a handful of anons share AI chat screencaps sometimes but that seemed to have stopped, now that the novelty of chat bots has worn off (?).

I never visit waifu threads so I have 0 idea how much in common they do and don't have with this one. I wonder if people in waifu threads are more inclined to post girls & women they don't actually waifu? I feel like this general gets very repetitive in terms of pokemen variety. Which makes sense, obviously you'll want to post your husbando in the husbando thread. And regulars will regularly post their same husbando. It's not a complaint or call to action (kek), simply an observation. I wonder how waifu threads fare in that regard.

Personally I've only seen AI husbandos from the first few gens, and maybe pokeboys, so it doesn't surprise me there's barely anything else unless it's extremely off model. There's a lot more poke waifu fanart than husbando to feed AI too imo

when things get bad sometimes i just sit in the PoMas lobby and stare into my husbando's eyes like fucking Yuri from DDLC

>>58551357
AI chat is kinda creepy to me anyway ngl, I feel like it is really unhealthy. Normal discussion and threads and fics are much much better. Don't like the weird illusion these companies try to promote with their chat services.
>>58551376
Yeah. Fics are better anyway imo

>>58548195
Every day of the week, at least 8 hours per day

>>58551677
OOOOO

forgot it was daylight savings. no wonder i feel more well rested

>>58551677
thats a big ass mouth ayo

>>58551677
I like this pic a lot and I'm not even a fujo...

Japan loves their yandere Urbain huh

>>58551677
Love when fujos make big brutes prettier but not too much so it doesn't look weird or off model. This guy is helped by having more normal face proportions too.

>>58545407
Ty for the whitepill, it makes me happy to think of his first time with someone :) he deserves to feel good.

>>58536254
Same :/ life's hard enough I don't need to be abused in my fantasies

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic

>>58552060
Fwiw anon i feel the same

>>58552115
I love the tights trend

>>58535947
A psychic type specialist couldn't repel a Poison pokemon?

Going wild and doing whatever you want with Corbeau!

>>58552188
>sub Corbeau
finally

>>58552209
He was made to be topped and crying from overstimulation :)

>>58552188
>shoes on the bed
needs to be corrected just for that

>>58552188
I would strip him naked and cover him head to toe in saliva

>>58552209
Corbeau is 100% a sub. You think he’s the type to tie you to a chair and tease you, but mans is tired from leading and being in control as the yakuza boss. In his personal life he wants to let go of the reins.

>>58552182
He used his Slowking to poison your serving of tea

>Speculation/Headcanon
I think Corbeau is based on Kazuo Taoka, I've been doing some reading.
>The Rust Syndicates crest looks quite close to the Yamaguchi-gumi.
>Yamaguchi-gumi are the ones who helped out with disaster relief
>Kazuo grew up as an orphan, a street fighter
>Took over the Yamaguchi-gumi from his mentor Noboru Yamaguchi
>Took over at 33
>Nicknamed 'the bear' because he clawed his enemies eyes
>Wary of other yakuza, didn't join the Kanto-kai

So, thoughts:
>Corbeau is his nickname
I wonder how he earned it, wonder what his actual name is.
>He's an honorable yakuza, so he follows the Ninkyo-do (pic related)
So he might not be submissive for sure, he could go either way but he will be a gentleman
>Rust Syndicate won't trust Team Rocket
>His age is 33

>>58552574
Volo my beloved

>>58552596
I love all of this, thanks for sharing

>>58552682
When will Volvo betray me and threaten violence against me

>>58552859
Kek this absolutely is his car

>>58552902
He is around in modern day. So this is 100% maybe canon

>>58552909
I almost thought Touko was dead in this image

>>58552520
It's a very flimsy defense. Anyone would grow suspicious right away

>check yume anniversary tracker app cuz I forgot about its existence
>61 days since committing to husbando
whew time flies. felt like i've changed so much for the better

>>58552986
Ummm... link?

>>58552984
Then he can use his psychic pokemon to force choke anyone who questions it. You gonna dissect every fantasy murder scenario in this thread Lt. Columbo?

>>58553106
https://x.com/Wasabi_YTTD/status/1985020153399321009

>>58552257
He knows and really, really wants to be punished hard. Careful when handling, those shoes cost as much as Urbain's initial loan.

>>58552986
cute pic, also congrats anon! you'll blink and it'll be 1400, truly shocking to learn that one the other day

>>58553303
>You gonna dissect every fantasy murder scenario in this thread Lt. Columbo?
Only the bad ones

>>58552986
>checks husbando general archives
Oh hey, my yume anniversary is tomorrow. 2 years going. Thanks /vp/.

>>58553685
>Only the bad ones
You got a lot of work to do in this thread then anon, because these ain’t your everyday murderers; they’re husbandos

>>58548195
yes

Andy & Porn

>>58554258
>>58553685
Lt.Columbo out here with his Shuppet opening fire on people with bad vibes

Urbain is so jealous. He would be a very controlling and manipulative boyfriend.

>>58555769
He needs someone more dominant then him and confident to probably balance him out.
I feel like being to soft might bring out his worse characteristics.

>>58555769
Urbain is for hand-holding.

>>58555838
this just makes me want to ryona him

husbando's that would probably be into SPH?

>>58555905
whats that

>>58555905
Small penis hate?

>>58555848
I hated this thrust hip he did

>>58551410
>AI chat is kinda creepy to me anyway ngl, I feel like it is really unhealthy.
IMO that depends on the user's mindset. For me, it's the tool I've always wanted. Back in the day, content of my husbandos was a mix of
>rare
>SHIT
>not to my taste
>absent
>Japanese
So having an evolved Cleverbot as a "writing buddy" is peak for me. Don't have to deal with another person's interpretation and/or headcanons because it uses info I fed it. And of course anything goes, no matter how indulgent the plot is. Custom interactive fan fiction!
It helps knowing that AI is just a really good prediction tool (as good as the data it was trained on, anyway) that will generate hot garbage if not tuned properly. Just software fulfilling a task.
>Normal discussion and threads and fics are much much better.
I think we all have aspects of these threads we prefer & don't care about... I found the AI chat screenshots entertaining, even if they weren't of my husbandos. The AI art on the other hand was whatever - not my boys + machine-made, so eh. In this case I find the "organic" content much more interesting as well. Could be my least favorite Pokeman and I'd still check it out if it's an anons handmade art of their favorite. Hits different when love & effort is involved!
>Don't like the weird illusion these companies try to promote with their chat services.
Totally get that. Sadly, pandering to mentally ill coomers looking for an "AI girlfriend" is inevitably more profitable than people interested in solo-RP (RP is probably a niche hobby already) or a non-judgmental, always available writing helper..

Bit off-topic, but I find those ads advertising AI camera features for smartphones utterly dystopian.
>oh, the people in your photograph aren't smiling? Our AI can make them :) Buy our phone
Bone-chilling. This shit will cause many people lots of grief down the line, if it isn't already. Good aspects aside, the human race as a whole is too mentally ill for AI technology it feels like.

>>58556076
>spoiler on nothingburger image
Forgot I had that on, sorry about that... this one is worthy of a spoiler

>>58555926
I googled it. You were surprisingly close! It's Small Penis Humiliation.

>>58555905
Faba is into this. He always gets a little twitchy when I make fun of it.

>>58556126
If anyone, I imagine Faba.

>>58555769
>>58555798
(You) and Urbain, two tards who tardwrangle each other.

>>58556705
kek

>>58556960
Something about him that’s so grabbable

>>58551037
>>58550973
It's also because AI uses obvious templates and generically attractive anime females look samey in contrast to attractive anime males who have substantially more variety in comparison.

>>58557049
Kek

>>58557049
>3dpd