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Anonymous No.58603933 [Report] >>58604019 >>58604036 >>58604558 >>58604585 >>58604593 >>58604618 >>58604661 >>58604826 >>58605023
this game is so fucking boring. i even added lewd and qol mods and im still bored out of my mind. doesn't help that the writing is sanitized for literal toddlers. this has to be the worst main gen pokemon game of all time. how do i cope? should i just replay Scarlet and Violet again...?
Anonymous No.58603971 [Report] >>58604009 >>58604654 >>58604733
Stfu
Anonymous No.58604009 [Report]
>>58603971
make better games
Anonymous No.58604019 [Report] >>58604027
>>58603933 (OP)
Same way I felt replaying SV, boring as shit
Anonymous No.58604027 [Report]
>>58604019
very subtle
Anonymous No.58604036 [Report] >>58604039
>>58603933 (OP)
>lewd mods
What kind?
Anonymous No.58604039 [Report]
>>58604036
the ones in loverslab and atf
Anonymous No.58604555 [Report] >>58604601 >>58604604
Name two fucking things SV does better than godlar
Anonymous No.58604558 [Report] >>58604567
>>58603933 (OP)
I still don't understand why they thought putting almost all of the story at the end of the game was a good idea. There was so much more you could have done if they had just spaced it out more.
Anonymous No.58604563 [Report] >>58604661
Why are all sharteens galarfags specifically?
Anonymous No.58604567 [Report]
>>58604558
Overcorrection in response to everyone who complained about how SM didn't feel like "the player's story" and that they were just an accessory to Lillie's story.
This is why nothing happens until the mandatory "save le world" climax, and every single conflict that isn't "ugh, Team Yell, time to fight those guys" is handled offscreen by Leon.
Anonymous No.58604585 [Report]
>>58603933 (OP)
I hope this is a shitpost
Anonymous No.58604593 [Report]
>>58603933 (OP)
>should i just replay Scarlet and Violet again...?
Yes. There's literally no reason play SwShit other than experiencing how fucking bad it is.
Anonymous No.58604596 [Report] >>58604998
>this has to be the worst main gen pokemon game of all time
Only if SuMo didn't exist.
Anonymous No.58604601 [Report] >>58604604
>>58604555
they let your run out and explore an hour in. sword and shield hit your with toddler tier dialogue every 5 seconds. it's obnoxious.
Anonymous No.58604604 [Report]
>>58604555
>>58604601
oh yea and the music is fucking terrible.
Anonymous No.58604609 [Report]
>no one organically defends paldea so she had to pull out the sharty cope
Kekka
Anonymous No.58604618 [Report]
>>58603933 (OP)
the sports stadium gym thing was kinda cool felt like the anime
Anonymous No.58604620 [Report] >>58604623 >>58604629 >>58604636
Why did she outsell SV then?
Anonymous No.58604623 [Report] >>58604629
>>58604620
because the framerate and graphics sucked ass. everyone knows this. the game itself is still way more fun and the writing is actually decent. im pretty sure SV is where the writing quality of the pokemon games started going up.
Anonymous No.58604629 [Report]
>>58604620
>>58604623
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/software/switch.html
Anonymous No.58604633 [Report] >>58604656
OP is right though Galar is a linear path from town to town, every single town has a gym, there are no detours, and it repeats hop battle + sonia lore dump too frequently. There is no variety nor strong cast to make it at least tolerable.
The pacing of the last arc of the game is pure ass too. You start a tournament only to get interupted and then have to play hide and seek with Rose's goons who weren't established at all prior, then raid the tower which is just an elevator ride.
And we all know how bs Rose's motives are. Idk fuck this game man it reeks of cut corners and last minute changes
Anonymous No.58604636 [Report]
>>58604620
probably because SWSH was the last straw for a lot of people and made them drop the franchise
Anonymous No.58604654 [Report]
>>58603971
fpbp
Anonymous No.58604656 [Report]
>>58604633
>have to play hide and seek with Rose's goons who weren't established at all prior, then raid the tower which is just an elevator ride
You forgot going to the Hammerlocke power plant to battle Eternatus which is also just an elevator ride.
Anonymous No.58604657 [Report] >>58604666
the only ones defending this game are marniefags 100%
Anonymous No.58604661 [Report] >>58604667 >>58604736 >>58605016
>>58603933 (OP)
>Finds SwSh boring
>Likes SV
I'll never understand how Zoomers can be this dense. They're always complaining about how bad gen 8 is and how good gen 7 or 9 is, meanwhile everyone else just looks at all of them as shit.

>>58604563
They were all Alolafags a few years ago, it's just the ol' cycle of being hated and then loved years later. I don't think a single gen has been spared of that fate.
Anonymous No.58604666 [Report]
>>58604657
This one >>58598041 specifically
Anonymous No.58604667 [Report] >>58604675
>>58604661
the same can be said about gen 5. shut the fuck up. retard.
Anonymous No.58604668 [Report] >>58604676
SWSH are the best Pokemon games though.
SV sucked and killed the franchise. Everyone agrees with this.
Anonymous No.58604673 [Report] >>58604674 >>58604680
>n-no it only outsold SV bevause umm people dropped the series after!!
>n-no um the only true fans are just zoomers or sharty boogeyman! Ignore the millions of normies who paid for them? All Sharteens bro!
>unmm actually the fans, the buyers all 12m+ just bought it for marnie!
>>umm zoomers idk!
Holy kek. New copes just drop
Anonymous No.58604674 [Report]
>>58604673
It didn't outsell SV.
Anonymous No.58604675 [Report]
>>58604667
Your favorite gen was also hated upon release, Anon. Even gen 1 had its detractors. It's okay, we're all shit here.
Anonymous No.58604676 [Report] >>58604726 >>58604800 >>58605113
>>58604668
It's pretty funny how, in the past, people would typically look back on an older gen favorably as more time went on, get nostalgic for mechanics, the region, etc. We have people warming up to XY, ORAS, even some pretty devout Gen 7 fans.
But somehow this has never once happened to Gen 8, not the region, not the Pokemon and definitely not the mechanics. No one was missing Dynamax and no one has asked for it back either, you have more people looking more favorably on Z-Moves, even. And now with Megas back on the table, Dmax is all but forgotten and the best way you can get people to talk about it is trying to bait people into pretending it was good.
Shit's just crazy to see, Gen 8 really and truly was just the fucking worst from every aspect. Maybe they can re-use some of those G-Max designs for megas in the future, I think that's the best legacy Dynamax can leave for the series.
Anonymous No.58604677 [Report]
SWSH is the BEST selling switch Pokémon game

No amount of screeching will change it. Accept Goatlar
Anonymous No.58604680 [Report]
>>58604673
what a sad post
Anonymous No.58604722 [Report]
The worst mainline legendaries too.
Anonymous No.58604726 [Report] >>58604744
>>58604676
I'm convinced it just hasn't been long enough. People said the exact same things about gen 6 approaching the release of gen 8 and I didn't meet anyone IRL that actually liked gen 7 until 2024 when I met a bunch of freshman in college that grew up on it. Learning people genuinely thought the gen 7 games were good convinced me it'll never change, and I've already met a bunch of teenagers/college students that consider gen 8 to be the peak of the post-2000s Pokémon games.
Anonymous No.58604730 [Report] >>58604770
the only good thing Galar has is Cinderace. i love my tomboy rabbit.
Anonymous No.58604733 [Report] >>58604742
>>58603971
he's right
Anonymous No.58604736 [Report] >>58605015
>>58604661
I'm 34 and he's right, zoomer or not.
SwSh is thoroughly dogshit, SV at least has some redeeming qualities that makes the game enjoyable like the story.
Anonymous No.58604740 [Report]
>its not the best selling switch Pokémon game
>ok it is but umm it’s only because people dropped the series because of jt
>ummm all 12m+ of the buyers are sharty so it doesn’t count
>ummmm all the buyers are marniefags so yeah that’s why it sold so much
>actually sales don’t matter so it still sucks

New cope just drop KEK
Anonymous No.58604742 [Report] >>58604751
>>58604733
Cool it with the samefagging
Anonymous No.58604744 [Report]
>>58604726
I have a hard time believing gen 8 fans will ever be loud enough to make it feel like it's been re-evaluated. PLA and SV ate its lunch and were received more positively right away. Yes, it's absolutely the case with SV aside from the shitty graphics.
Anonymous No.58604751 [Report]
>>58604742
there's no samefagging you schizoid, go take a walk.
the game is just shit and is rightfully called out by people with eyes
Anonymous No.58604752 [Report] >>58604762
>doesn’t post the (you) to prove it
Kekka
Anonymous No.58604759 [Report] >>58604766 >>58604769 >>58604777
As of December 31, 2024, Pokémon Sword and Shield have reached global sales of 26.60 million copies, ranking them as the second highest-selling Pokémon games ever, surpassed only by the original releases. Fiscal Year Ended March 2020 - Financial Results Explanatory Material - Nintendo Co., Ltd.
Anonymous No.58604762 [Report]
>>58604752
you mean this ?
Anonymous No.58604766 [Report]
>>58604759
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/software/switch.html
You can stop lying now
Anonymous No.58604769 [Report]
>>58604759
If only there was data already posted in this thread going up to September 2025.
Anonymous No.58604770 [Report]
>>58604730
Anonymous No.58604777 [Report]
>>58604759
TRVKE
Anonymous No.58604800 [Report] >>58604865 >>58605226
>>58604676
>SVfag cope
Everyone loved Gen 8, especially Dynamax.
Anonymous No.58604816 [Report]
anons will say shit just to be saying shit
Anonymous No.58604826 [Report] >>58604944
>>58603933 (OP)
just play the DLCs
Anonymous No.58604865 [Report] >>58604879
>>58604800
Bait used to be believable but you're not even trying to make it believable
genuinely learn how to bait better
Anonymous No.58604879 [Report] >>58604884
>>58604865
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.58604884 [Report] >>58605057
>>58604879
i can tell you're not even a real SWSHfag by the way you reply so poorly just a bored teenager lol
Anonymous No.58604944 [Report] >>58605004
>>58604826
that was the plan. i really like Klara's design and i wanted to meet her, but the game feels like a chore to play through.
Anonymous No.58604998 [Report]
>>58604596
>USUM*
Anonymous No.58605004 [Report] >>58605157
>>58604944
While I'd never tell anyone to get SwSh just for the DLCs themselves, if you're already halfway there just power through and get to the good stuff
Anonymous No.58605015 [Report] >>58605184
>>58604736
>SwSh is thoroughly dogshit, SV at least has some redeeming qualities that makes the game enjoyable like the story.
I had the opposite view between those games. Gen 8 was at least fun to fuck around in because of how poorly scaled the wild areas were, plus the story was so stupid I played it three separate times just to experience all the shitty beats of the story for the fun of it. The only fun I had in gen 9 came from wandering the wilderness fighting Pokémon I shouldn't be fighting at my level. The story and characters bored me to tears and everything else outside the battles just seemed like a complete waste of time. I'd rather play a game that's so bad it's funny than a mediocre game that makes me wish I was playing a romhack or fangame. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing redeeming about gen 9, whereas gen 8 at least has [shitty] substance with a cute aesthetic.
Anonymous No.58605016 [Report]
>>58604661
I don't think you understand the difference. SV has boring gameplay thanks to la open world meme, While SS is drags from start to finish (except that part where EVERYTHING HAPPENS AT ONCE and your just left there going CAN I PLEASE JUST FIGHT LEON NOW HOLY FUCK STOP! and just when you think it's finally over those two fucktards show up and they don't even get their comeuppance, like seriously, WTF?).
Anonymous No.58605023 [Report] >>58605057
>>58603933 (OP)
It really is awful. The first truly awful mainline pokemon game. The others were just lazy or mediocre.
Anonymous No.58605057 [Report] >>58605207
>>58604884
>still coping
lol
>>58605023
Nope it's the best.
Anonymous No.58605113 [Report] >>58605218
>>58604676
The worst thing is that GF is utterly fucking obsessed with pushing Galar and specially so Leon and shoving them down our throats. Leon for some reason gets more mentions and attention in ZA than the actual Champion of Kalos. We already know we're getting Legends Galar when not even five years have passed since Gen 8 ended and the whole fucking point of Legends is to make people clap at the nostalgiapandering.
Literal Poochie Region. It's exactly this picture. I genuinely do not comprehend GF's fetish with Galar.
Anonymous No.58605157 [Report] >>58605216
>>58605004
I think I was halfway through DLC1, did a bunch of dojo trials or something and just received the baby bear mon and I was so burned out and bored by then from finishing the main game and exploring every corner of the DLC1 island open world that I haven't bothered to continue past that.

That was years ago, before Nintendo shut down the Switch emus. Am I missing out? I haven't played Pokemon since then.
Anonymous No.58605184 [Report] >>58605274
>>58605015
>plus the story was so stupid I played it three separate times just to experience all the shitty beats of the story for the fun of it.
You're retarded.
Anonymous No.58605207 [Report] >>58605218
>>58605057
You can always pretend to be a galarfag anon but you'll never be one
Anonymous No.58605216 [Report]
>>58605157
The SwSh DLC is fine though it's propped up by how underwhelming the base game generally is and for being a better realization of the Wild Area compared to the nothingburger one in the base game.
Avoid BDSP.
Both Legends games are good but know that you're not getting into regular Pokémon games. Arceus is all about exploration and catching Pokémon with little combat while ZA is the opposite.
SV is polarizing but worth checking out to see if you enjoy its brand of fully open world Pokémon.
Anonymous No.58605218 [Report] >>58605222
>>58605113
Legends Galar will be pure kino like SWSH was.
>>58605207
Already am.
Anonymous No.58605222 [Report]
>>58605218
>Already am.
on opposite day
Anonymous No.58605226 [Report]
>>58604800
>Everyone loved Gen 8, especially Dynamax.
Prove it.
Anonymous No.58605274 [Report] >>58605360
>>58605184
You say that like it's not normal to laugh at shitty movies. I see it as the same. If you don't like consuming shitty media just for a laugh then that's fine, but I don't see how that makes me any less retarded than someone that enjoys mediocre video games like Scarlet and Violet. Seems like a much worse life in my view.
Anonymous No.58605360 [Report]
>>58605274
Watching a shitty movie is something different. You don't have to interact with it. And even then, no one watches the same shitty movie over and over again. They watch it once.
Also, SwSh's story isn't "so bad it's funny", it's just bad. It makes very little to no sense, it has no buildup, it has no consequences, it doesn't have any cool moments, nothing. It's just shit and stupid.
You're either trolling or an unironic shit eater.
Anonymous No.58605394 [Report]
>Sharty galarkek fled away and made his own safe space thread >>58605333
kek