This has haunted me for decades.

The sun hated Mario. It's quoted as saying, "players will put up with a mediocre Popeye ripoff if he says bing bang wahoo"

Why doesn't the stage turn into night when you kill him?

>>11879606
SMB3 is but a stage play, they have artificial lighting.

>>11879484 (OP)
More importantly, why does the sun have tits???

>>11879618
wrong game and wrong npc.

>>11879618
It was before the woke era

>>11879618
Can't fucking unsee it, thanks anon

>>11879618
tits AND a tampon. i guess they were trying to represent the sun as the divine feminine

>>11879618
kek

>>11879484 (OP)
Have you been in direct sunlight? It's always like that. Stop being a coward and carry a parasol if you don't want to become a ghoul.

>>11879484 (OP)
Have you been outside in the summer? The sun hates everybody.

>>11879896
>>11879967

>ITT: basement dwellers

>>11879980
far from it. i just don't like to be damaged and wrinkly. i don't need sunlight because i have D3 supplements, the vegan kind made from irradiated lichen instead of lanolin, certified by a third party lab.
i've spent more time at shows than i have g*ming the last couple years. Tomorrow i'm going to a backyard mini-festival that goes about eight (8) hours. May do some tabletop with friends after. Some weeks, i spend more time balls deep in people than i do g#ming

>>11880014
>I don't like sunlight and I also post on 4chan but I totally go outside guys
Okay buddy

>>11880014
Who the fuck asked?

>>11880014
Top b8 m8

>>11880014
Just in case, you still need sunlight, it's not just D3 but a far more complex biological process. Watching sunlight sets your circadian rhythm and affects your mood, sunlight on your skin in general is great for energy and libido.

>>11879606
There's a night stage later in the game where he appears and it doesn't change to day... makes you think

It's not really THE sun. It's a yokai that looks like a sun, probably some sort of wanyuudou.

>>11879484 (OP)
What did Ryu do to piss off every single bird?

>>11884524
in the xbox game instead of birds they had fish which were even worse

>>11879896
>>11879967
based vampires

>>11884524
He didn't install slrpnls.

>>11879484 (OP)
Nothing.
Some fuckers just want to see the world burn.

I really love bizarre and/or nonsensical enemies in games

>>11879484 (OP)
He found out that we got a hack of Doki Doki Panic instead of the real SMB2

>>11879491
dangerously factual and accurate.