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Anonymous 7/19/2025, 12:35:59 AM No.11879484 [Report] >>11879618 >>11879896 >>11879967 >>11884524 >>11885102 >>11885520
What did Mario do to piss off the Sun?
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This has haunted me for decades.
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 12:39:16 AM No.11879491 [Report] >>11885658
The sun hated Mario. It's quoted as saying, "players will put up with a mediocre Popeye ripoff if he says bing bang wahoo"
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 1:26:02 AM No.11879606 [Report] >>11879617 >>11882423
Why doesn't the stage turn into night when you kill him?
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 1:30:36 AM No.11879617 [Report]
>>11879606
SMB3 is but a stage play, they have artificial lighting.
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 1:30:55 AM No.11879618 [Report] >>11879624 >>11879664 >>11879669 >>11879851 >>11879853
>>11879484 (OP)
More importantly, why does the sun have tits???
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 1:33:07 AM No.11879624 [Report]
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>>11879618
wrong game and wrong npc.
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 1:42:55 AM No.11879664 [Report]
>>11879618
It was before the woke era
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 1:44:10 AM No.11879669 [Report]
>>11879618
Can't fucking unsee it, thanks anon
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 2:52:17 AM No.11879851 [Report]
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>>11879618
tits AND a tampon. i guess they were trying to represent the sun as the divine feminine
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 2:53:11 AM No.11879853 [Report]
>>11879618
kek
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 3:14:01 AM No.11879896 [Report] >>11879980 >>11884624
>>11879484 (OP)
Have you been in direct sunlight? It's always like that. Stop being a coward and carry a parasol if you don't want to become a ghoul.
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 3:50:10 AM No.11879967 [Report] >>11879980 >>11884624
>>11879484 (OP)
Have you been outside in the summer? The sun hates everybody.
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 3:55:56 AM No.11879980 [Report] >>11880014
>>11879896
>>11879967

>ITT: basement dwellers
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 4:07:19 AM No.11880014 [Report] >>11880302 >>11880359 >>11881008 >>11881024
>>11879980
far from it. i just don't like to be damaged and wrinkly. i don't need sunlight because i have D3 supplements, the vegan kind made from irradiated lichen instead of lanolin, certified by a third party lab.
i've spent more time at shows than i have g*ming the last couple years. Tomorrow i'm going to a backyard mini-festival that goes about eight (8) hours. May do some tabletop with friends after. Some weeks, i spend more time balls deep in people than i do g#ming
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 7:40:11 AM No.11880302 [Report]
>>11880014
>I don't like sunlight and I also post on 4chan but I totally go outside guys
Okay buddy
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 8:17:44 AM No.11880359 [Report]
>>11880014
Who the fuck asked?
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 4:47:17 PM No.11881008 [Report]
>>11880014
Top b8 m8
Anonymous 7/19/2025, 4:53:29 PM No.11881024 [Report]
>>11880014
Just in case, you still need sunlight, it's not just D3 but a far more complex biological process. Watching sunlight sets your circadian rhythm and affects your mood, sunlight on your skin in general is great for energy and libido.
Anonymous 7/20/2025, 5:22:20 AM No.11882423 [Report]
>>11879606
There's a night stage later in the game where he appears and it doesn't change to day... makes you think
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 2:11:41 AM No.11884475 [Report]
It's not really THE sun. It's a yokai that looks like a sun, probably some sort of wanyuudou.
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 2:31:18 AM No.11884524 [Report] >>11884538 >>11884638
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>>11879484 (OP)
What did Ryu do to piss off every single bird?
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 2:39:49 AM No.11884538 [Report]
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>>11884524
in the xbox game instead of birds they had fish which were even worse
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 3:33:42 AM No.11884624 [Report]
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>>11879896
>>11879967
based vampires
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 3:40:10 AM No.11884638 [Report]
>>11884524
He didn't install slrpnls.
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 9:35:14 AM No.11885102 [Report]
>>11879484 (OP)
Nothing.
Some fuckers just want to see the world burn.
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 10:48:35 AM No.11885195 [Report]
I really love bizarre and/or nonsensical enemies in games
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 2:54:16 PM No.11885520 [Report]
>>11879484 (OP)
He found out that we got a hack of Doki Doki Panic instead of the real SMB2
Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:17:19 PM No.11885658 [Report]
>>11879491
dangerously factual and accurate.