Thread 11931454

>>11932510
you're just a bitter nerd who will never enjoy the wonders of fatherhood because no woman will fuck you, so you're trying to tear down a stranger. absolute loser behavior.

>>11931454 (OP)
thats a bad sign

>>11932449
The move here isn't to assume that they'll divorce because there's a very substantial chance that they won't. It is to assume that the wife is fat, because there is a not just substantial but overwhelmingly large chance that she is.

>>11932559
Kek, this
One of my IRL friends got a wife and kid and his wife is an obese cow covered in tattoos lmao

>>11932510
>>11932531
>being a family man is the best and most meaningful time of a man's life
Yeah that's why you're down in the basement drinking beer until 2 am, Big Winner

>>11932559
Insulting a third party is low.

>>11932576
>taking time for yourself on a friday night is le baderino!
lol, you're fucking retarded.

>>11932494 Imagine if your wife and kids saw this post lol

>>11932559
>not wanting an obese woman to sit on your face
Manlet moment

>>11932591
I showed my wife this post half an hour ago and we had a good laugh about how clueless and bitter you all are lol

>>11931454 (OP)
Adulthood is great, I just hate working

Kek, so many assmad foreveralones in this thread.
Being a father does not mean you stop being an individual. If your kids are fed, clean, and entertained, there's nothing wrong with doing your own thing until they need you again.
Also mega fucking lol at the idea that having a beer means you're suddenly incapable of handling a crisis.

>>11932941
NEETs dunno a lick of how to handle beer. Too expensive for their blood.

>>11932950
beer isn't expensive
i used to drink a six pack every day when i was neet af

>>11932449
Damn you are a fucking bitch lol

>>11932449
If your best years are already retro before you turn 40, you fucked up your life hard.
If you're smart and make good decisions your 30s are incredible. If you take good care of your mind and body, your 40s can be too.
If you peaked in your teens or 20s you should actually unironically kill yourself. You fucked up and got yourself into an unwinnable game state.

>>11932972
How do you take care of your mind? Your mind is its own entity

>>11932972
you'll never be a dad

>>11932985
I already am. Whoops!
Seethe. :)

>>11933015
post kids

>>11933028
>post your kids
>on 4chan

>>11933028
What, so you can jerk off to them like the degenerate you are? No thanks.

>>11933036
>n-no i can't back up my claim stop asking!
got it

>>11933028
bruh

>>11933056
>post your kids on 4chan to convince me
I really don't give a fuck what you believe, anon.
Seethe. :)

>>11932591
You haven't even left the tutorial area of life until you have kids.

The easiest mobs possible, quests are ez. You got no idea. Leaving for work in the morning with your wife and kids still asleep. Your wife thankful for your long day of work when you get home and she gives you a little shoulder rub and helping get your kids to bed.


You're not even playing the game yet bro

>>11933106
This is the most reddit thing I've read in a long time.

>>11933103
and yet you continue

>>11933116
I was there when kemru Mao ikesaki took /loli and made burichan when he was big mad because moot didn't want to deal with the furry pedophiles

You got no idea

>>11931454 (OP)
Posts like this always give me a feeling of something akin to survivor's guilt. My family and partner are perfectly happy with me being a lifelong NEET, so my childhood has basically never ended. I'm (sincerely) sorry that you're struggling, and I hope that life starts being a little kinder to you soon.

>>11933128
That's nice. You stil post like a redditor.

>>11933137
You dont even know what that is

>>11933139
A redditor? I'm replying to one right now.

>>11933116
It does have a certain "socially inept millennial posturing on the internet" cadence to it.

>>11933143
No. It's like you're a tyranny.

'I feel like this represents being a man/woman so I cam become one by posting like that.'

I have simply never posted on reddit so I could never be a redditor. Much like ypu could never be a woman. Your idea of the experience is fundamentally flawed. A woman is a woman effortlessly. A 4chan is a 4chan effortlessly. Just because you're mad someone doesn't agree with you and the biggest bullet you got in your chamber is redditor lol

>>11931757
>dating app
NTA, but that will increase your rate of staring at a gun.

>>11933116
He is correct thoughever.

>>11932463
I found out my mum caught my dad watching porn and they had an argument about it while I was sitting there. I didn't need to hear or be aware of any of that. I was 35 at the time.

>>11933153
A "tyranny" isn't a thing you can be.
If the word you're looking for is "tranny", it seems your reddit-accustomed spellcheck decided against using it. Wouldn't be much of an argument anyway, since you have and continue to post like a redditor.

>>11932972
>an unwinnable game state
>he thinks this game has a winnable ending regardless of decisions

>>11933106
You don't sound married at all.

>>11933173
I helped initiate my parents divorce after walking in on my dad having gay sex with his childhood best friend (my dad was the bottom).

>>11933193
Ok, you win the trauma contest.

>>11931620
>>will never be loved by anyone
Jesus loves you.
>buy a gun
>stare at it everyday
Get rid of it. If that's the reason you have a gun, get rid of it immediately.

>>11931620
>he bought a gun instead of a sword
You could have atleast gone out leaving behind a bad ass scene for the police to find

>>11931454 (OP)
it's nice to enjoy things from my childhood. it's bad however, to avoid the outside completely. especially when there is a lot of joy to be had.

>>11933193
Not worth getting a divorce over tbqh.

>>11933180
>he has to cope with how bad he fucked his life up by telling himself there's no such thing as better

>>11933253
"Better", is subjective. The end game however, is bad regardless of player choices.

>>11931620
>buys a gun, doesn’t shoot it, just looks at it
Most well-adjusted /k/ommando. I do the same thing, except I take mine apart and put them back together.

>>11933293
You should do that while sitting on your front lawn.

>>11933284
nah.

>>11933302
I have, yeah. Sometimes the neighbors come over and we play with our guns, but I live in Texas so what’s normal for me may not be normal for thee. I just finished another rifle, so I have to go see the range twink in a few weeks to see how well it shoots.

Fuck you, OP. Start a blog somewhere else.

>>11931454 (OP)
I know what you mean, OP. Having to wake up early every day and spend 90% of our time with stressful and tiresome work and traffic, only to "enjoy" a few hours at home, when often there's even more to do, is torture. If it was only up to me, I wouldn't go out of my way to have kids, life is a burden and not a gift, but my fiancee wants to be a mom and I can't deny her that, it'd be unfair for her to give up motherhood just because she fell in love with a depressed loser like me, so I'll just have to endure life a few decades longer, hopefully I can manage. At least her, video games and 4chan help me out, we need good things in life, OP.

>>11931454 (OP)
>/vr/ been so appalling we're getting blog fag shit
I wonder who's to blame for this

>>11931495
OP spells it out. He doesn't want to play good games, he wants to play childhood games.

>>11931454 (OP)
Please avoid posting about your ABDL kink on blue boards

>>11932449
>>11932975
the absolute fucking state of brazil

So is this thread about video games or are you guys blogposting about your lives?

>>11933162
You have to grind like in a game, you don't just get a rare drop righr away. More people than you think are getting married through dating apps, just use the ones less associated with hookups. I know at least ten normal couples who met through them, even some that met through online games (normie games, I don't know many actual gamers IRL)

>>11934850
all of those jobs are back in office now

>>11934905
Yeah, most are, I got fucked and had to start going back in, and it took me two years to find my new job so I can stay back at home. I got lucky though.

>>11931454 (OP)
Cool retard blog.

>>11931757
>Dating app
That is probably literally the only way to make everything worse.
Especially now.
What the fuck.

>>11932972
We have the receipts of what women have actually done to this landscape.
This shit doesn't work anymore dude.

>>11934920
>b-b-buh what about my schizo incel shit
no

>>11935017
Like I said, this doesn't work anymore.
Try something else.

>>11932972
>If you peaked in your teens or 20s you should actually unironically kill yourself.
No well-adjusted person believes this, and they certainly wouldn't tell this to someone who is clearly already struggling with interpersonal relationships and their place in society more broadly.

>>11935045
Zero well-adjusted people look back on their teens and twenties as the best days of their lives.
If you do, you're in a dark place, and things will only get darker with time.
The only smart choice when faced with unyielding misery is suicide.

>>11934920
terminal chanbrain

>>11935140
Try something else.

>>11934905
Still working from home for the government anon

>>11935856
>thinking anyone believes this after the DOGE cuts

>>11933193
This is just every man with a childhood bestie <3

>>11935872
Man, it's as if the government isn't a monolith. Crazy! Work for the DOD too, git gud

>>11935940
>here let me make my lie even more audacious
bold strategy, Cotton

>>11935962
Cope and seethe bitch nigga, enjoy the drive to work tomorrow! Kekroo!

>>11935940
>work from home
>for the DOD
lmfao. you're retarded

>>11936120
not him, but
>validating some anonymous guy on 4chan
>more than one monitor
>doodling in a spiralbound notebook like some emo chick in the late 2000s
>toys on top of a mini PC
>a fucking mini PC
>starbucks
>unironically typing "nigga" as if acting like an illiterate zoomer mutt gives you the upper hand
i'm afraid you are a huge faggot. the only nice thing i can say is that you're using a logitech k120 which is a solid, humble keyboard. unfortunately, you likely only bought it because it's cheap and you blew your money on soi lattes and computer screens so the meager honor of this investment has been likewise stripped from you. please do attempt to be less gay in the future, thank you.

>>11936331
doodling is sovl

>>11936331
>>11936324
>GS13 step 5
>Full remote
>Large city locality while living in low COL rural town
>Pension
>Own my own hole on 5 acres
>37 hours a week (3 PT hours a week)
How does it feel to know that tomorrow I will wake up 2 minutes before work, till my Starbucks cup, and sip coffee for the first 2 hours of my day? On your taxpayer dollars? Tomorrow the coffee will taste extra good knowing you'll be driving to your cage tomorrow. Hell I may not even start working till a few hours before I get off. Anyway, id advise getting into accounting.. great way to stay remote if you have the skill (from your seething I'm guessing you don't have expertise in anything to stay valuable enough for remote). Sucks to be you, kekaroo nigga.

>>11936393
you're putting in way too much effort for a larp nobody cares about

>>11936331
Oh yeah btw, yeah I would never spend money on work equipment lmao. This is shit bought and paid for by my agency. I spend my money on my hobbies. You poor?

>>11936395
You cared enough to tell me I'm larping after I posted a pic of my wfm setup with my cac lmao. I would suggest getting a better degree

>>11936396
I thought you were kind of cool until seeing this desu. Feds trump wagies, but NEETs trump both. We don't even have to pretend to work and, most importantly, we have good taste.

>>11931620
stay the fuck away of dating apps

>>11936404
I mean yeah if I was a neet it would be sick, but also I love have fuck off money. I blow money on whatever I want. Just bought some gun4ir lightguns for my oled, very excited senpai

>>11936393
DOD does not have and has never had remote work positions, for extremely obvious reasons
Enjoy your drive to work tomorrow "nigga"

>>11936413
You're retarded if you actually think there are no remote jobs in the DOD. I've been remote since I started in 2019, and I'm never going back. Before I got an RA I was remote, and I'll never go back to work, kekaroo nignog

>>11936410
yeah i'm sure you're very happy and fulfilled, which is why you're desperately trying to appear cool on 4chan

>>11936416
I'm not trying to appear cool, I am cool. Also have a 10/10 qt gf, and I'm shredded. Lmao.

>>11936415
>no really the DOD trusts civvies with access to their systems and data from their private homes really guys I swear
>please fall for my larp :(
hope traffic isn't too bad on your drive to work tomorrow "nigga"

>>11936428
Yeah, it's called a vpn you fucking mong. I could work from a McDonald's wifi line if I really wanted to. If I worked on a classified project I'd be in a SIPR, but I work with NIPR projects. Your denial is sweet

>>11936418
trying way too hard
it wasn't particularly good bait before this post but you gave it all away with this one

>>11936431
>oh shit i didnt think of that he's right oh shit oh shit
>uhhhh quick make up some acronyms maybe that will work
lmfao this is getting pretty sad

>>11936441
>>11936435
Like I said. Full remote DoD baby.

>>11936418
post girlfriend and bod

>>11936447
>>11936443
>photoshop and google
yawn
so, what do you listen to in the car during your morning commute "nigga"?

>>11936410
>Temu furniture
>the TV stand and CRT rack have nothing on them, except for the TV stand that has what looks like figurines of those faggoty bobblehead things from Princess Mononoke
>dude ALIEN
>some faggy PC with stickers on it
>down syndrome looking monitor
>a bunch of extraneous, oddly penile devices underneath the weird raised computer table that's almost as tall the TV
>dude PURPLE
i'm sorry bro, but this only further confirms that you're a faggot.

>>11936452
>Muh Photoshop
Hahaha the fucking cope. You'll be thinking about this on your way to work bitch nigga.
>>11936449
Won't post her but I'm a beefy boy

>>11936458
nta but purple is a based color and you're a fag too if you don't like it

>>11936459
>it's a manlet
now it all makes sense

>>11936458
It's a wip, still working on setting everything up, let's see your battlestation. You won't post it because you're either poor or it's in your mom's living room. Figures are fun to collect, and purple is a great color for ambient lighting with electronics. You sound insecure.

>>11936463
Holy fucking lmao

>>11936463
Wasn't my thread lol, I'm 5'8 and I have literally never had issues getting pussy. Let's see your body

>>11936467
>wasn't my thread, somebody else just posted my picture haha
lol
>I'm not a manlet, I'm 5'8''
lol

>>11936467
You're the guy on /adv/ always posting about being small but having a "huge frame", aren't you

>>11936415

>pokemon and kirby stickers
>le ghostly pokemon lamp thing
>playstation sticker

I don't really care about your job or how much money you have anon, if you said is all true, then I'm happy for you, but please get some taste in video games.

>>11936470
I've never considered 5'8 manlet, but mostly because I'm jacked and I am very confident. You're either a blanket or a fatty and you'll never post body.

>>11936478
Bro, what are you doing?

>>11936474
Kirby is based, Gengar is based, PlayStation is based. What games do you like, persona weeb shit?

>>11936485

My favorite game is Sega Rally 2 (arcade), and no they aren't based. Those are baby games. Play something that requires a modicum of skill.

>>11936478
prove you're an actual manlet by posting a timestamped photo right now. otherwise you are definitely taking the piss using some /fit/ fag or facebook cuck's photos.

>>11936484
Post body

>>11936491
Here's an older pic of me taken right before masturbating into your mom's shampoo bottle. I'm slightly heavier now, but still.

>>11936459
>forgot to change the file name from screenshot
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKIN MORON

>>11936489
>Play something with some skill
I play video games for fun. I mean I like that game and I like all sorts of games for all different reasons. Kirby is very comfy.
>>11936490
Uh I'm not doing all that lmao. About to read some dorohedoro and crash. These are my pics from the past few weeks, you won't post even one pic of yourself.

>>11936496
Why would I change them? They are my screenshots lul

>>11936498
>last week
>calendar in the pic says april
the good news is, you might be a shitposting faggot who's not the manlet in the picture. the bad news is, you might be.

>>11936498

>People watch TV for all different reasons. I like that show, and I like all sorts of shows for different reasons. I watch Barney because it's very comfy.

>>11936490
his first two pics were screenshots and the third one has a timestamped filename from like two weeks ago lol
100% this dude is like 5'7" 300 pounds all flab and saves pictures from /fit/ threads to back up his larp
KWABOTY

>>11936503
Oh it's me baby

>>11936507
>>11936502
Seethe, post body

>>11936507
>either be a 300lb fat guy saving pictures of manlets to larp with later, or be a manlet posting your manlet abs and ikea setup on 4chan
this is basically a softlock

>>11936506
Please don't make fun of baby shows, they're my favorite :^(

>>11936515
Y'all won't post battlestations or bodys. 4chan is filled with a bunch of fucking pussies.

Alright, DOD larpfag is well and truly BTFO
Let's all move on and stop giving him (YOU)s

>>11936506
>I'm a big grown up who only likes grown up shows and grown up games because I'm very mature!
Loser

>>11936519
>expects everyone to believe he's a highly skilled accountant working for the Department of Defense
>doesn't know it's spelled "bodies"
LMFAOOOOOO WHAT A FUCKIN RETARD

>>11936520
NTA, but nobody did post body but him

>>11936524
I'm on my phone lul, not worried about spell check on 4chan, not writing a work paper bitch nigga

>>11936523

>Hey bro, maybe you should try reading a novel instead of still reading chapter books with illustrations considering you're 27 years old.

>OH LOOK AT ME, I'M REAL MATURE I'M A BIG GROWN UP BECAUSE MY BOOKS HAVE NO PICTURES IN THEM!! Fucking loser

>>11936537
I mean you're really grasping lol, you started whinging at dude over a Kirby sticker.

>>11936537
kek

>>11936524
>>11936496
Mad

>>11936534
>writing a work paper
>an accountant
>writing a work paper
this "nigga" like 15 lol

>>11936537
Damn just found out I'm too old for manga and comics, I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm a baby!

>>11936540

I don't think you know what grasping means

>>11936546
If you're over the age of 12 and you still read comics you're a loser.

>>11936545
Auditor actually, we write working papers/procedures to support performance audits. Bachelor of science in accounting. Enjoy your drive to work kekarino!

>>11936546

I mean manga and comics are also made for adults, there's genres outside of battle shounen and capeshit, I'm assuming that's probably what you read most of the time though.

>>11936549
I can't imagine having such pathetic opinions on shit like this hahaha

>>11936550
>look i googled up an attempt at saving face again
hey alright

>>11931454 (OP)
I enjoy playing games and I enjoy working my ass off. Just not at the same time. It's a choice. You have leisure time to relax or game or study or whatever. Are you happy with your decisions? Nearly all the time I've "wasted" playing and or tinkering with games I look back with great nostalgia. I've free climbed rock faces and it was insanely cool, but I like my memories of playing mgs2 more. Is that strange?

>>11936554
>H-h-hes googling
The cope. What do you do for work bro, in guessing customer service or fast food..

>>11936537
>nooo you aren't allowed to enjoy illustrations and must exclusively consume one form of media

>>11936551
Shigurui is my fav manga, which is a seinen, but I'm not some faggot with a complex about maturity so I read lots of stuff including shounen.

>>11936551
Even "adult" comics are just edgy schlock written for weird teenagers. Comic books are a fundamentally puerile medium.
I would be absolutely fucking embarrassed if I were an adult who still read comic books. Like actually ashamed of myself.

>>11936565
>I would be absolutely fucking embarrassed if I were an adult who still read comic books. Like actually ashamed of myself.
So many fucking faggots in this thread.

>>11936559

That's not what I said at all lmao. You can't honestly believe that I was saying you can't enjoy illustrations. A chapter book with illustrations is worlds apart from something like seinen manga or a historical manuscript with sketches or something.

>>11936558
Me? I cashed out some bitcoin some years ago and snapped up a bunch of real estate during covid. Reno'd and flipped some properties, kept others to rent for passive income. I haven't really worked the last few years, unless you consider calling my property manager once or twice a month work, and I don't.

>>11936573
Illustrations are fun, you sound like an exhausting antifun fucking loser.

>>11936570
>stop making fun of my hobby

>>11936574
And I'm the one larping. Guaranteed if that's true you're neet levels of income. You also never posted body little bitch nigga

>>11936578
I legitimately don't care about what some anonymous retard on 4chan thinks about my hobbies, you just sound lame as fuck

>>11936563

I guess my question would be why not just read more seinen instead of wasting time reading battle shounen, or even better a novel or something? I can't imagine someone over the age of like 16 unironically enjoying battle shounen manga without some kind of nostalgia attached to it or being emotionally stunted in some way

>>11936565
It's strange. I can't really watch cartoons/ anime save a few or if I'm with other people. Don't want any toys or collectibles or any figurines and such. Can't do comics besides flipping threw a few pages to look at the art work briefly, but im enamored by videogames. Even though I don't play Mario games very often, I still enjoy playing sm64 or smb or even play through star road in smw. I'll play some windwanker or klonoa. Why do childlike qualities get a pass in videogames compared to other mediums? It's not like I'm going to sit down and watch episodes of Barney or sesame Street by myself.

>>11936581
You're projecting because you're larping yourself, lol.
Anyway I do alright, my wealth management firm is doing a good job with my nest egg. I live off the rental income, which is modest I'll say, basically a middle-class salary. Still hodling some crypto of course.

>>11936584
Because shounen can be fun? Are you really that insecure that you refuse to read something just because it's within the shounen genre? You're self limitations sound so autistic and weird

>>11936590
>highly skilled accountant who works for the DOD and regularly writes "work papers" can't get "your" and "you're" straight
KWAB

>>11936589
I literally posted picture of my wfm setup and my fucking cac and you think I'm larping lmao. You're absolutely exaggerating your "middle class salary" and your "rental properties".

Everyone posting in this thread has taken dick in the mouth or up the ass, including myself.

>>11936596
You do realize accountants aren't known for their writing skills right? It's... Accounting.

>>11936597
>I posted a jumble of shitty monitors that proves i'm not larping about all the shit that those pictures don't prove or even support
You are dumb.

>>11936590

No, I never said that. I've tried to watch them myself I'm not inherently against the genre or anything. I just don't find them fun or funny etc. Mostly boring and repetitive with uninteresting characters that are clearly made to appeal to kids. There's a lot more fun things to watch/read than battle shounen that's much smarter and actually engaging, so I guess to me its mysterious why adults are so enamored by stuff like Naruto.

>>11936601
This one claims to regularly write papers. Whoops!

>>11936606
I said a work paper. They are documents for sources on audit topics lol. I also use spell check at work, and I'm not at work retard.
>>11936602
Cope, enjoy your "rental empire", fucking lmao

>>11936603
Damn you're right. You've convinced me that shounen is for babies and it sounds like your intellect is just too far above such babified media.

>>11936597
You're larping up a story with the overt and obvious purpose of making other anons feel inadequate in comparison. This is plainly evident in the way you were crowing and gloating in your first posts, before the holes in your story started piling up and you realized nobody was buying it.
Now that the actual details of my life are making you feel inadequate, you assume I must be doing the same thing you were doing all along: larping in an attempt to make you feel bad.
Truth is I don't care how you feel. That's why I didnt bring it up until you asked. I live comfortably, I'm set for life, and I spend my days how I please. If you need to tell yourself I'm larping so you can cope, well, buddy, do what you gotta do.

>>11936614

I mean I think anyone over the age of 16 probably is, but to each their own. There are some kids shows that are legitimately good and layered to be fair though, like Batman the Animated series or something. The japanese shows I've seen to me just seem really juvenile.

>>11936614
If you're an adult and your intellect is not above
>I'm a Super Saiyan! YAHHHH
>Oh yeah well I'm a Super DUPER Saiyan! YAAHHHH
then you're a fucking retard.

I love how DOD larpfag came in this thread trying to come off all superior and shit yet he spent the last hour getting progressively more butthurt and defensive over anons trolling him lmfao

>>11936623
Cool story, but my oringal comment was simply "I work from home for the government" and you faggots instantly jumped on me. I posted proof and you continued to be an utter and total faggot telling me I was using Photoshop and Google (fucking lol). Im not a pussy and I always post proof, while you larp about being a middle class landlord, fucking lmao. Reminder that you STILL haven't posted body and you won't, because I mog you in literally every single way. You're a bitch made pussy nigga, "buddy".

>>11936641
Almost everything you're pinning on me here was other anons, lol.

>>11936638
Why would I be butthurt? I have a forever wfm job and a pension, my life is fucking sick lul.

>>11936638
he's a manlet, and he has not learned

>>11936652
Eh you're all the same nerds just saying retard shit. No body said anything in retort of any substance. Post body fatty

>>11931454 (OP)
It sounds like you failed at life. I love being an adult and it's way better than childhood was. Anything I wanted to do as a kid can still be done as an adult, but now I can do it together with my wife and kids. Currently we're all hooked on Tamagotchi Paradise. I've been playing Donkey Kong Bananaza and my kids have been playing Kirby Star Allies. Recently my kids have been watching the Kirby anime and my oldest started asking about Nightmare so I let him play Kirby's Adventure on NSO and it was so much fun watching him play a game that I loved as a kid and helping him out when he got stuck on a boss. Yesterday I dug out my MiSTer and hooked it up to the CRT, so today we're going to play some arcade games after we go for a walk later. This morning we watched Game Center CX while eating breakfast.

Being an adult is awesome and I wouldn't trade this for the world.

>>11936654
yeah insist harder maybe then they'll believe you

>>11936120
>>11936410
>>11936459
these pics did not come from the same guy and this tranny is fucking with you boys big time

I wish more people on this website were comfortable simply admitting that they're a NEET or a low wage worker. This whole thread, larp or not, is really sad.

>>11936663
post your actual body instead of screenshots of other anons' pics from /fit/ and I'll think about it

>>11936664
>wife and kids
lol you fucked up hard

>>11936671
I mean, if physical pictures can't convince them nothing will.
>>11936672
Oh it's me lil nigga

>>11936672
we know, anon
zero people have been fooled by this weak larp

>>11936682
Why? He's happy. Meanwhile you sound like a jaded fag

>>11936684
>Screenshot
how is this dude actually this stupid

>>11936664
Just know that even if nobody else recognizes the /vr/ meta-satire you're pulling off here, I do. You are not alone. Floigan won.

>>11936673
I can get by working 18 hours a week and keep my costs low, so im very comfortably slumming it and have very little incentive to do more than necessary.

>>11936691
They are my screenshots faggot. I had to take screens because the actual picture file size is too large for 4chan retard. I've posted both screen shots and actual pictures but you're in denial.

>>11936689
nobody with a wife and kids is happy. they're just in the grip of stockholm syndrome.
for a man, having a family requires you to sacrifice so much of your time and effort on the altar of their needs that there is essentially nothing left of who you used to be. by the time you've gone to work, come home, handled man shit, and tended to your various dependents' emotional needs, you have about a half hour to yourself before you need to go to sleep and do it all over again
honest men use this half hour to contemplate skipping town, or perhaps suicide. our friend family anon here uses it to lie to himself and strangers on 4chan.

>>11936684
Stop using synthol

>>11936710
yeah some of your pictures are mysteriously over the file size limit and others aren't despite all being taken by the same camera, sure
you're really not that bright anon

>>11936718
That's actually exactly why. Post body, seethe cope and dialate.

>>11936684
ew what the fuck is wrong with your pecs and your upper arms? are those fucking implants?
you look freakish, like an alien or a bad 3D model or some shit

>>11936713
You sound like a manchild

>>11936734
you sound like a child, man.

>>11936731
It's called flexing and a pump, foreign concept to a lanklet I know.

>>11936734
no, just a happily divorced father of 2 who moved to a different state to duck child support.

>>11936740
no pump on earth has ever looked like that lol you got dudes on steroids that dont have swollen titties that big after a sesh. you must be injecting shit into those, like synthol or some shit. protip: it looks fucking bad lol like it looks like you legit have fake tits badly implanted under your skin

>>11936750
You're legitimately retarded.

>>11936731
>>11936750
Don't worry, anon, they're not even his pictures. He saved those off of a /fit/ thread weeks back.

>>11936743
Yeah, jaded like I figured and a pathetic slimeball fuck to boot. Kys

>>11936753
I'm not the one sticking a needle in my titty and injecting oil into it so people on 4chan will think i'm cool lmfao

>>11936682
On the contrary, I won the game of life. Nice house in a nice city with a low crime rate, good job, beautiful wife, multiple adorable children, no loans or debt, various fun hobbies, and lots of cool toys like my retro (and modern) game collection. What else could I possibly want or need? If anything I want more kids but that's not realistic so I got myself snipped so I can enjoy raw sex whenever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>11936694
I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about but I hate you floigan posters. I didn't post any satire in this thread.

holy shit where did the mods on this board go to? LARP or not (its a LARP) this is extremely pathetic and blatantly off topic. dear god, I actually MISS the tranny jannies, this place used to be somewhat respectable.

It's on topic for the thread, and the thread is on topic for the board. Cry harder faggot.

>Play childhood game
>Realize I'm not a clueless innocent kid who doesn't understand how shit this world actually is
>My best years have gone by and I have nothing accomplished

>>11937117
That's because you aren't playing on a CRT.
If you play Sonic on a CRT you will have fun instead of crying like a gay faggot with AIDS.
>waaaaaahhh I didn't accomplish anything
How about you accomplish getting a fucking CRT?
>waaaaaahhh the world sucks
Make it better then, faggot.

Free tip to anyone on this board. Be a fucking man and force yourself to do productive shit until your physically/mentally can't anymore, THEN play the video games to relax. Then you won't have these dumbass annoying 35-50 year old middle class man thoughts. Man was not meant to play video games his whole life. If you want your whole life to be video games, learn to code or draw and make one. Otherwise, stop whining that the world sucks and it gets harder and harder to hide from it with your video games every year. The world sucked when you were a kid too, you were just a dumbass back then. Be a man and realize kid you was a weak dumbshit, not something to have nostalgia for. Maybe it's easier for me because I only got to play video games when my parents weren't beating me or making me work and stealing my paycheck.

>>11937117
>>11937253
I read the rest of the thread and realized my reply here probably sounds like that weird guy posting pictures. I probably shouldn't have replied to this thread at all but that weird AI video of Sonic on an triggered me. I shouldn't have been so rude, but I also hope you don't let nostalgia prevent you from enjoying things, and also make sure to accomplish your dreams, is I guess what I meant.

>>11936870
larp

I hope DOD larpfag had a pleasant drive to work today.
(I'm going to laugh when he replies to this thread again because he can't let it go)

>>11937253
>force yourself to do productive shit
Like what?

>>11937457
Sleeping in today baby, thanks for thinking about me Mr bitch nigga

>>11937473
LMFAO
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING THIS DUDE CHECKS 4CHAN THREADS FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE AAAAHHHH
KWABOAT

>>11937507
Damn bro you ok? I've had a shitload of fun in this thread why wouldnt I check it? Here's my remote agreement :) anyway back to bed, won't start my day for a few more hours still

>>11936443
>uploads 95% of his work Id badge barcode to 4chan
Maybe he is retarded enough to work for the DoD. Do you.work for the marines?

>>11937550
Lol relax, it's a CAC not a social security number. It also says civilian right on the card goomba

>>11937540
>seething so hard over this thread he woke up early to check replies
lmfao what a fragile bitch

>>11937561
Hey Mr. Security guy? Yeah this guy is so insecure he's having an epeeen measuring contest on 4chan with nobody. Yeah he posted his CAC number. I don't know why either.

>>11937562
I love the pivot from I must be lying to being a fragile bitch, cope kekarino!

>>11937564
who's pivoting? you're both lying and a fragile bitch lol
it's wild that you think anybody is fooled by the fake shit you post. everybody already knows how to change the client-side contents of any web page, retard
enjoy your commute!

>>11937378
Not at all