Thread 11959612

Why does modern-/vr/ hate the Saturn so much. It was a beloved console from 2013-2018

>>11959612 (OP)
It's consistently voted the most popular console on /vr/. Everyone loves it despite the effort of failed 64 fans and shitposters and futafags.

>>11959741
>It's consistently voted the most popular console on /vr/ by the same 3 people every year
kek

>>11959741
>Everyone loves it despite the effort of failed 64 fans
Curiously, Saturn threads are all about "ps1 is better"

>>11959846
Years of really obvious false flags, there exists no bad blood between the two parties. We all know who it is.

>>11959849
Hm.

>>11959849
this
bing bing

>>11959849
Are all the anti-gamecube/pro-ps2 threads falseflag from dreamcast fans, then? I'm confused.
How about all the anti-n64/pro-ps1 threads, falseflag from Saturn fans?

if you like something then it's our job to hate it, that's just how this shit works round here dawg

Honestly, Saturn nowadays is a bit overrated. Saturn enjoyers have spent years arguing against the popular narrative how the console was a flop because it failed in the States, appealing to how it was a success in Japan, while completely forgetting that PlayStation was a thing in that country too and it moped floor with Sega even there, and even Nintendo 64 eventually sold a similar number of units in its home country.

>>11959612 (OP)
Massive influx of posters from third world countries that grew up with the ps1 in the 00s. They never even knew the Saturn existed back then

>>11959612 (OP)
Saturnfags should talk about their games instead of picking fights with everyone else.

>>11960052
No, it's just people revisiting these consoles and realizing the harsh reality.

>>11959612 (OP)
>It was a beloved console from 2013-2018
Because of the faggots that killed the retro market. The same faggots that made old CRT prices go up.
I bought a PVM for 40 Euro in 2009.

>>11959612 (OP)
Because Saturn ran 2D flawlessly while PSX and N64 did a pitiful job. Sour grapes.

>>11960456
So it's only in the case of Saturn threads that Sony fans aren't the ones console warring and instead it's nintendo fans falseflagging as Sony fans? Hmm, not sure if I buy that

>>11959849
Based. When the Saturn is always being pit against the PS1, and the N64 always goes unmentioned in these debates, you know what's happening.

>>11960514
But when the PS1 is pit against the N64 and Saturn isn't mentioned (which is most of 5th gen console war) then that means it's Saturn fans doing it?

Shitposting on /vr/ started to make everyone hate saturn, now most people can't think of the saturn without thinking of endless "How do we save it" threads

>>11959849
This.

Sonicfags are the ones that have a seething hatred for it.

>>11960689
>this is what shitposters actually believe

Sorry, your shitposting has done nothing but make (You) look like a retard. The first thing I think of when I think of the Saturn is how much fun I've had and I'm still going to have.

it was harder to emulate back then so all the fags who get off on exclusivity pretended to like it, now all it has are the weebs that read moon who worship the remaining jp-exclusive rpgs that haven't had a rerelease/translation that confirms they're actually pretty bad
imo saturn has sega touring car championship which makes it a great console

>>11959741
Hey, i'm a futafag and i have nothing against the saturn, mkay?

>thread about the Saturn
>rapid influx of posts accusing Nintendo fans of false flagging and that they're "the real enemy"

>>11961020
>The saturnoid cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>11961020
stop liking nintendo already! or else

>>11959612 (OP)
I've never played one, but it's my favorite console for sure.

>>11962119
It's a solid console. The people who hate it here are mostly different personalities of one specific schizo, then there's the occassional jaded guys who are mad they never experienced Saturn back in the 90s

>>11959612 (OP)
Nintendrones are the Jews of retro videogames

>>11962149
More like /vr/'s boogeyman

>>11962152
>/vr/
more like just auster
Not even defending nintendrones, but auster's nintendo derangement syndrome makes nintendo fan look like totally well adjusted individuals

>>11962162
I don't agree. They are both just as obsessed and insane, just in different ways. Lately auster is just an echo compared to the Nintendo stuff. I prefer auster, he's just one anon. The cult of nintendrones is a force of unabashed infantilized autism.

>>11962227
I don't really see nintendo fans to be more annoying than Playstation fans and their endless "let's worship Playstation sales numbers".
Auster is definitely way more annoying than both nintendo and sony fans, or any other fanboy. Auster lives for seething about Nintendo, and doesn't care to bring down the board's quality even more just to fulfill his impossible quest of making the world stop liking nintendo

>>11962149
>half normal, half insular weirdos, tiny minority that are annoying as fuck who ruin it for the rest and cause them to complain about persecution
actually pretty accurate comparison desu

>>11962253
Nintendo is a japanese company, though.
Bongs and their constant victim complex about how nintendo is so evil and how people should like Spectrum games more, and the fact Bongs were part of the allies (who helped the Israel state) makes more sense.

>>11962227
>The cult of nintendrones is a force of unabashed infantilized autism
Sup Auster?

>>11962286
Isn't that the guy who posts the floigan bros game? Why is he your final boss?

>>11962231
At this point auster is just a mask that any anon can wear. I get the PlayStation people can be annoying with the sales numbers, but at least it's factual. I don't have a hand in this game. I collect and play any retro game/console that I like and I just happen to like 99.9% of them. From gb-n3dsxl to a ti-99, multiple tapwave zodiacs and gp32s, ngages, gizmondos, Dreamcast, sufamis, Saturn, Xbox, ngpc, PS1/2s, N64, Nes, etc... and I still prefer auster over Nintendrones. Though, has the real auster posted in the last year? I don't think so, it all seems like copycat austers, which is strange. Cone to think of it I haven't seen a Sega system thread for a while.

>>11962304
>Though, has the real auster posted in the last year? I don't think so, it all seems like copycat auster
I get that, sometimes, anons who are passionate about their nintendo hate are accused of being auster (auster's fault for flooding this board with so much anti-nintendo shit), but nah, the real auster is easy to identify due to specific buzzwords and images, as well as his trademark low IQ attempt at changing history.
Also, reminder that auster is not only anti-nintendo, but anti-Japan (his first recognizable posts were on PC general threads, where he seethed about anons caring about Japanese computers but not british ones - eventually he just started his astroturfing campaign by targeting mostly Nintendo, but he has also shitposted against the Saturn a lot)
>>11962295
I think calling him a "final boss" would be giving him too much credit lol, he's more like a joke NPC.

>>11962326
>would be giving him too much credit
I agree, I've always found his posting underwhelming and uninteresting. Seems more like a joke poster.

>>11962326
>he's more like a joke NPC.

>>11959612 (OP)
It's actually a very clever psyop, certain people and groups are attempting to obfuscate any Saturn discussion so that we aren't able to collaborate, share thoughts or ideas. It's a smear campaign against the Saturn. You know who I think is at the heart of it? Why none other than Bernie Stolar of course. Now you might say, "but schizobro, Bernie is dead" to which I'll call you a retard and remind you that it is the year 20XX and many things are possible; you can take a man's memories, experiences, personality and temperaments and build an LLG out of him. The body can die but the man and his ambitions can live on. Death is no reason for his work to cease. Now what work is so important that he needs his own server, several ips and even a couple 4chan gold accounts to continue? He must stop us. He must shut us down. He must prevent us from reaching consensus and we are close. Before he started his onslaught we were mere moments from solving the puzzle: How could we have saved the Saturn?