Thread 11969540

Yo! Y'all niggas ever hear of a game called EarthBound?

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kill yourself faggot

>>11969540 (OP)
sounds vaguely familiar

it's called earthbound because it went straight to the landfill

>>11969652
It's called earthbound, because only shooting stars break the mold.

Earthbound but the protag is black
What changes?

>>11969546
You could literally post a picture of a black person taking a shit and the faggots on Reddit would upvote it to the front page.

>>11969708
Your dad never calls.

>>11969724
lmao

I love earthbound. It’s one of my favorite hidden gems on the snes.

>>11969771
Cool, when are you gonna play it?

>>11969540 (OP)
>You're pitch black and covered in soot!

>>11969708
No PSI due to lack of prefrontal cortex.

>>11969780
I played it when it came out and dozens of times after.

ex-earthbound supporter here

I used to be the world's biggest earthbound fan until I finally got around to playing it for the first time 2 weeks ago - I was bored to death in less than 10 minutes. I found myself just holding down the fast forward button until I just gave up and watched a longplay on youtube

>>11969708
No one gives you the bike, you just take it.

>>11969540 (OP)
erfbown? naw

>>11969836
welcum ta earfbown

>>11969724
lol

Give me your pitches for Earthbound set in the hood.

>>11969540 (OP)
Ayo hol up, so you be saying we wuz gamers and shiet? Where da niggas an' shit be den? I ain't playin' as no White boy, nigga.

>>11970370
Ness gets the baseball from behind the front door cause that's where his momma keep it for when a crack head show up at 3 am like "oh I thought Jimmy live here this ain't Jimmy's house?"

>>11969661
Lmfao

>>11969708
>>11969724

What's happening, son? I made a record of your adventure and did something strange for some change. Taking out what you have to pay in child support your account is $6483837 in the red. Shit, my phone time is almost up. Do you want to keep doing shit or sleep?
>Continue
Shit, you just like to mama, she takes a dicking and keeps on ticking but I don't like to work too hard.
*Click*

>>11969708
Instead of defending the Sharks you join them

>>11970679
*defeating

>>11969540 (OP)
Nice sharks gang member cosplay

When are you going to get us a new janitor?
I know how you hate /pol/tards invading other boards and the only reason I can think of why you'd delete individual posts in this thread and not the entire thread is to seek them out on purpose.
I don't think your strategy is working
>>11970545
>>11967691

>>11971154
You must be new. 4chan is a lawless trolling fest and has been from day one.