Thread 11981551

I haven't been the same since I saw this screenshot in a video game magazine as a kid.

I don't blame you.

Unironically (and shamefully) Rouge the Bat's massive titties in SA2.

At least I didn't end up a furry or a Sonic autist, so it could've been much worse

>>11981551 (OP)
This scene in Mega Man Legends

>>11981601
It's quite literally the big cartoon head on the petite adult woman's body that does it.

>>11981551 (OP)
Kids who figured out that you can type an additional command "push" and use it on the plant branch must have felt euphoric at that moment.

I’m surprised I never got into animation porn given how much I jacked off to the DoA girls back in the day

>>11981551 (OP)
First Tomb Raider box cover

>>11981551 (OP)
Moig

>>11981846
Understandable.

Juni from Freelancer
I actually took in-game screenshots of her, printed them out and jerked off to them.

do not ask, I will not elaborate

>>11981624
At least we have the leaked prototype and the script.

>>11981685
QRD?

>>11981954
You go to buy a boat and the cute mechanic girl you've been hanging out with the entire game sees it and just starts repairing it, owner catches you before you even bought it and compliments her love for machines. You also play as a machine. Then later in the game you walk in on her taking a bath.

pure SEX

>>11981964
That's cute

>>11981551 (OP)
>Push Branch

Not so much the appearance, as it was bringing flowers

>>11981845

Being an 11 year old with a Dreamcast was too much. DOA2, Rouge the bat, and Morrigan

If you played this, you know.

>>11981601
She's a 3ft tall standing BJ machine with big titty for her frame and a mouth that can handle any dick.

>>11982469
>look up this game
>it's on steam
>on sale too
Is it good?

>>11981601
it was kind of wild to find out the devs actually textured her cameltoe. semen demon by design

>>11981551 (OP)
leisure suit larry and other harmless smut comedies were essential for younger men to grow into adulthood more smoothly. you watch the 'awkward' stuff, you oogle at babes, were encouraged to chase the woman of your desire, and you learn important life lessons in it. the 80s and 90s and even early 2000s still had this. funny but once (redacted) got elected our media changed a lot and we've seen a withdrawl from heterosexual norms and are shamed for being horny men. its just not healthy to ignore our default settings and censor video games. and no, porn is not the answer. its beyond raunchy its just degenerate and damaging because young kids and virgins think thats what sex is supposed to be. smut comedies mocked the whole situation and made it seem normal to be goofy at first, until you find love and live happily ever after with kids and a wife

>>11982570
What "smut comedies" would you say are worth people's time?

>>11982487
Its a fine DDR/Parappa type game, but it also stars a very arousing main character that the cover does not depict.

>>11982567
Link?

>>11982686
https://textures.spriters-resource.com/dreamcast/sonicadventure2/asset/366205/

Ellia from Eternal Darkness. Barefoot + exposed tummy is just too much for my dick.

man to think there was a time when so little could get me so far.

Yes, to think everywhere she went she was always wearing those sexy clothes in public with pride, so everyone around could see her butt

>>11981854
I'm surprised since I would say she's dressed rather modest. Maybe her butt looks great in tight uniform.

>inb4 porn game
I saw it in a gaming magazine right next to san andreas and donkey konga

>>11983741
This, Singles and the uncut Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude felt like the last gasp of big adult games

>>11982679
>stars a very arousing main character that the cover does not depict
I checked it out on youtube and, damn, you didn't lie. Too bad that I couldn't really get into the music, though.

>>11982570
Basically yes
>>11982637
For me this was the peak, unhappily ever after was also pretty good, two and a half men was the last of this kind and the first seasons are good, and if you like anime shin chan and urusei yatsura are classics

>>11983878
Isn't Two and a Half Men the show where that jewish writer got pissed that Charlie Sheen dropped halfway through, asked him to come back so he could shit on him through the entire last episode, then when Sheen refused became so enraged that he dedicated the whole last episode to fully shitting on Sheen and even ends up admitting in the end that he fucked it all up by dropping a piano on himself?

>>11983884
Yes

>>11983878
Okay but “finding love and live happily ever after with kids and a wife” was definitely not the point of that show, and Al spends most of the show trying to avoid sex.

>>11982469
Damn this bitch is hot

>>11983960
Yea that was odd from what I’ve seen of the show. Admittedly most of that came from waiting for my best friends dad to free up the tv so we could play some ninja turtles on the nes (3 to be specific).

>>11983815
I remember liking a couple of the tunes. I think i recall the wrestling, yokai and superhero stages being catchy.

>LSL
>All the promo and everything people talk about is wow scantily clad babes wow
>Play the actual games
>There's babes maybe 5% of the time in each game
>And even when they're there, very rarely do they actually do anything sexy

Needless to say, I hate these games.

It wasn't an actual videogame character, but the first thing to which I ever abused my nasty willystick to the point that it leaked out a dollop of its dirty milkseed was some redheaded woman in a magazine ad for The Sims (maybe the Hot Date expansion?)

>>11981551 (OP)
man, fapped so much to the artwork of LSL7. It's not even only because it was sexy, but because the point of the entire game was to bone those girls, or at least get to see them in their birthday suits.

like you had nude patches for tomb raider or suggestive poses for Morrigan or the chick in Killer Instinct, but none of them were about a game where THE GOAL is to score with the ladies (and even if it did not work, you still got to see them naked).
Still have the magazine that has the playthrough in it, and all the girls pinups printed next to each section about every girl.

>>11984664
The LSL games were about sexy jokes, not sex. It was only in the 7th game that you had actual nudity, and even then it was either hidden easter egg scenes (select "Other" and type on "Look"), or a special ending you only got when 100%-ing the game.

I mean, just look at this, the game was about real connoisseur scenes, it wasn't just random nakedness. That's what the sequels like Magna Cum Laude did not get and turned the game into fart jokes and Ron Jeremy porn fairy cameos.

>>11982845
name of the game?

>>11984664
It'd be a different story if it were sold privately on CDs.

>>11982469
>>11983981
Where the fuck did she come from

>>11981551 (OP)
Necris and the even lewder skins you could get on Beyond Unreal's Skin City back in the day

>>11985123
Fighting Vipers

>>11981624
>>11981845
>>11982374
R U me?

>>11986236
From the imagination of horny japs.

I think including sexy female enemies is unhealthy because it naturally pushes you toward necrophilic tendencies.

Killing them is the only way to get a good look at their body.

>>11983227
This, but for a reason beyond the game itself, though she was best girl. I joined a small Zelda OoT bulletin board around 1999 when I was about 12, and in it I met a Korean girl who was 11 at the time who really liked Saria as well. We became friends and chatted a lot over AIM and MSN Messenger throughout the years, even into our teenage years, eventually sharing some of our lewder thoughts with each other. Furthest it got was when we sent each other topless pics (she was wearing her bra, though). Of course, once we basically reached adulthood, our interests diverged and we drifted apart and eventually stopped talking. Shit sucked, but I'm still glad I met her, and to think it was because we both liked Saria.

>>11983878
>>11983884
There was Anger Management, which was Charlie Sheen's attempt at Two and a Half Men but even raunchier, but it became pretty bland and formulaic, especially after the hot brunette from Legally Blonde dropped out.

My mother was domineering. I also really liked shooting her and Natalia in the vagina. believe it or not, I’m married to a sweet woman.

Of course Mai Shiranui. Damn I even remember getting a floppy disc and getting porn of her by some artist that was so good at imitating its OG art.
>>11982580
This too.
>>11982374
For me its her Marvel vs Capcom win pose where she is licking her finger and shows you her tits.
Sex.

>>11983119
I liked Ihadurca and the tomboy more. Not sex but playing as the power ranger was kino.

>>11986541
This. I would kill her and teabag her ass cheeks. Great faps.

my older brother had this always open

Perfect flat chest.

and not the way you probably expect

>>11983981
so this is what the rhythm heaven people were doing before then

>>11986507
I have an "official" doujin floppy disk from the group Tsurikichi Doumei with Mai on the insert. I've never even booted it, got it in a lot probably 15+ years ago, though I assume everything on it has been online since the early 2000s

>>11986236
IIRC the nip version is para para dancing or something like that IE gyaru dancing, bitch is p hot

>>11986541
this but crash's tits for me

there's a size change mod that lets you grow and shrink your character. You can really see the boob jiggle on this model when you blow her up in size.

>>11981601
Nothing shameful about it if you didnt end up a furry.

>>11982246
That was just a job. Nothing romantic about it.

I got this demo disk from a random EB Games, but the disk on the inside had a picture of a naked woman holding a translucent plastic sheet to herself (you can see it in the bonus video goodness) and there was also a few shots of Heavy Metal FAKK2. Completely different from the one on internet archive and probably sitting among a stack of CDS in a CDR spindle in my dad's basement right now.

Busted to Rouge from Power Stone's shapely brown titties so many times

>>11985123
>>11986314

Princess kiya from medievil 2
Evil Sylvanas in warcraft 3
Shermie and mai from KOF
Reiko nagase from ridge racer
Tifa/lulu/yuna from FF

>>11984675
Uh what do the columns look like? Spotlight beams?

>>11988135
virgin detected

>>11988135
>Spotlight beams
Anon, I...
:sigh:
Guess you had to be there.

>>11988135
just look a little more. the right pair of columns to be specific.
unless you are as pure as you seem, you'll find the dirty meaning.

>>11988171
Oh lmao. I was just looking at all of them.

>>11988135
The columns are shaped like the legs of sexy ladies. And the right one is peeing.

rares n64 girls man

My first video game crush

>>11984664
Western boomers couldn't take porn seriously for whatever reason and always had to treat it like a joke. Just compare the plot and voice acting of the average 90's hentai OVA to the attempted slop of any western made porn media, even today.

>>11986541
She is the only reason why i played that game.

This one right here. 2nd from left, I couldn't stop staring at her.

>>11981551 (OP)
The game guide pages did not make it out totally clean is all I'll say...

Felicia from Darkstalkers. I remember it was specifically this image on the cover of some gaming magazine too, likely Game Informer.

>>11987336
the manface ruins it

>>11988721
The plot and acting of the average 90's hentai OVA was equally cringe. You're just a weeb.

>>11989016
Similar story, but for me it was this image on a magazine (the one on the left).

>>11983227
same

>some shitty rollerblading game on GameCube
>pick hot girl character in short shorts
>find glitch spot where she grinds in place indefinitely
>butt wiggle animation as she balances on loop
>controller vibrates non-stop
>put on crotch

Felt gud man.

>>11982374
Game?

>>11983878
even as a kid, I liked Peg the most

>>11984671
>>11984664
Holy shit, you're both incredibly stupid and wrong.

This is the ending of Leisure Suit Larry 2.

>>11988721
>Just compare the plot and voice acting of the average 90's hentai OVA to the attempted slop of any western made porn media, even today.
Hentai voice acting is so liquid dogshit retarded, I literally cannot maintain an erection, while they squeal and yell like dumb faggots into the microphone, over-acting worse than William Shatner on a porn set. And I have yet to see a single hentai OVA reach the quality of acting and production quality of porno's from the 70's, like Opening of Misty Beethoven, Sechs schwedinnen auf der alm, Fast Cars - Fast Women, or Sensational Janine.

You'd have to be the biggest retarded weeb on the planet to think otherwise, jesus tap-dancing faggot christ.

Also, saying that boomers "couldn't take porn seriously", when the West were the first ones to start doing art pornography, is hilariously ahistorical, and just proves how much of a dumb, out-of-touch zoomer manchild you really are.

>>11989741
Ah yes. Gaze into the pixels of moral decay.

>>11989763
>IS THAT.....BOOBIES AND VAGENE? AHHHHHHH, NO, SAVE ME N-WORD MAN, GOD IS GOING TO BURN ME FOREVER IN A PIT OF LAVA NOW!!!!

>>11989741
>This is the ending of Leisure Suit Larry 2.
IIRC they went towards a more comedic slant from LSL5 onwards. That's why Larry became bumbling and pudgy.

>>11989020
>manface
You weebs are so fucking gay it's unreal.

>>11988721
>Western boomers couldn't take porn seriously for whatever reason and always had to treat it like a joke

>proceeds to use hentai as a comparison for it not being a joke

>>11983741
>Tecnologia Bouncin Boobs

>>11989789
LSL7 is the raunchiest of them all, but generally, there is sparse nudity scattered throughout LSL1, 2, and 3. 5 and 6 are the more tame ones.

>>11989817
It's becoming a real problem. All of a sudden, over the last year or so, any woman with an actual jawline, that doesn't just have a neck that reaches all the way up to her mouth, is called "manface". It's truly bizarre.

>>11989571
Gunbird 2

The fairies.

>>11990483
Likely caused by gook/chinkshit oversaturation.

>>11989817
Is that the artist who made the artwork for Fallout 1?

>>11986736
On Gamespy/Forumplanet back in the day, those exact tits were on banner ads everywhere. I would fill red air balloons with water and fuck them thinking about those tits.

>>11989134 >>11989741 >>11989825
Cool Devices is better than whatever dogshit you guys like and don't even at me because I know you haven't watched them.

>>11988721
>Western boomers couldn't take porn seriously
it was a comedy. porn had serious and silly scenes in them depending on the movie. games were the same.

>>11990596
Wow, you know what? I could just as easily say Champagne for Breakfast is better than whatever tranime dogshit you like, and don't even @ me because I know you haven't watched it.

And that's not even beginning to mention the real heavy hitters from the likes of Caballero, Vivid, Dorcel, Digital Playground, PRIVATE, Alpha France, or Wicked.

I'll plug that sassy mouth of yours

>>11988952
>real life goemon ishikawa was boiled alive.
heh

I'm not proud but I'm not exactly ashamed either.

>>11987940
Why did she do that?

tekken 3 nina for me

>>11988976
Damn I love Keira

>>11990527
For me it was fully-naked Deis standing up after waking and casually beating the shit out of Garr.

For me, it was playing Kotor on the family laptop and being able to undress the girls
Also, big ups to Starfox Adventures, when you play as Krystal at the beginning and pause while she's sliding down a ladder, it removes her skirt

>>11989571
>>11990512
This is an interesting port because it's the only version of Gunbird 2 that allows you to play as Morrigan. Which means this is objectively the best way to play Gunbird 2 (that is, assuming that the port doesn't have horrible lag).

>>11983760
strangely it matches with the advent of better internet porn

>>11988706
I never realized how retarded her character design is. Why does she have a knee brace? And what's that thing on her left arm. Is she a falconer?

>>11990596
Cool Devices is a legitimate masterpiece. Like Urotsukidoji I don't watch it to get off, I watch it because it's actual kino.

>>11981551 (OP)
In fact I have a distinct memory of pointing at the screen and saying "I like those" to her fat jiggling honkers

>>11984667
nice. more games needed sex with women to be the end goal. it would have eliminated incels

>>11990596
Based. Cool Devices has one of the very few prolonged futa dick growth sequences in hentai that I've been able to find, and it's very well done. Most every other such scene just has the chick grow it instantly and acting like it's whatever.

>>11993879
Huh, weren't Larry games made for sexless nerds?

not game related but jessica rabbit triggered something deep within me

>>11981551 (OP)
To this day I still get filtered by the damn controllers but Red Lotus's pointy pixels dangerously rival those of Lara. They both make my top 1 on the pee pee hardness scale.

them tiddies, cant imagine what my mom was thinking when she caught me jacking it to this

>>11994083
do you have a chaindog render?

>>11994662
this

>>11994005
Larry games were aimed at and played by chads you retarded clueless zoomer

>>11981551 (OP)
This awakened
>female x monster content before La Blue Girl did
>forged my love for Ninja Betsy Psylocke
>Vidya girls should always be sexy
Seven-year old me knew I loved woman that day.

>>11981551 (OP)
This didn't even arouse me, it just triggered some primal want for comfort.

>>11993781
The only hentai you can actually say is worth-while, isn't even technically hentai, like Mezzo Forte or KITE. It's just action anime with graphic sex scenes periodically.

>>11994159
Those aren't tits, they're claws. The ooccoo are cucco headcrabs, the ultimate evolutionary fate of the citizens of skyloft, with cuccos being descended from loftwings.

>>11990532
it's only from posters on the internet who don't interact with a lot people irl

>>11994632
Nah it isnt mine, I found this one on google image search. It seems to me like an edit from the original, Im sure you can find similar ones for chaindog.

>>11995720
modern nintendo would never allow this. sad

>>11994159
>cant imagine what my mom was thinking when she caught me jacking it to this
Did oldfags really?

>>11994662
based

>>11995964
Don't pretend you never had a shameful fap.

>>11996087
There is no shortage of fappable NPCs in TP and you had to choose a mutated rito wannabe that could fit in a resident evil game.

>>11996142
>evades the point
Must have been something really heinous, huh? Also, NTA

In magazine ads. Along with Cammy, the Mortal Kombat girls, and the ad for Deathtrap Dungeon.

>>11981853
Snoys had to squint and shit to fap to the box.

>>11996170
Why would they squint? And why would they have the PC box?

>>11989741
>the ending of Leisure Suit Larry 2
It brings tears to my eyes, the first Sierra game I ever completed

>>11996469
Please try to keep up.

>>11996517
Keep up? If anything I'm forcing myself to slow down. My brain that is, because you sound like someone whose brain moves at 15 miles per hour.

>>11994662
Game? FF8?

>>11986305
IIRC, the level with stained glass had titties. Also in the gibs, there were breasts, but it's been a while

>>11996683
yea

>>11994083
Love her. Although that's the beta look, not her in-game one.
Also post her damage models.

>>11996684
got a pic of either?
Also Selket in UC2 for me.

>>11983878
I always remember Ed O'Neil (Al Bundy) is from my hometown and the show feels more personal because of that for some reason.

>>11994005
He's a retard

>>11981976
Nick?

>>11996731
It's understandable

>>11996712
Nope, too lazy to fire it up, but it was some sort of church/cathedral map. May have been a chaos UT addition or outright a fan made map, as I got the game with all of that stuff packed in forever ago from a friend around the early 2000s, but I recall some sort of hidden easter egg room if you shoot something an insane amount of times and that was posted in easter egg websites at the time. So it's either a base map, an expansion official map or just plain a widely known map. There's outright nipples so I won't be able to post it anyways

>>11993805
I pray you were the only one in the room

from metal slug ps1 art gallery.

>>11997010
this too.

>>11994159
Bru, are you like a serial killer or sumthin'?

>>11981551 (OP)
My mate's stepdad had an Amiga format CD-ROM full of Playboy nudes. We'd have a good browse of that whenever he was out of the house.

>>11996972
I was

>>11994005
>Huh? Weren't sex comedies from the 80's made for sexless nerds?

That's what you sound like right now.

rinoa

>>11997843
she cute

>>11997843
she has a goofy but earnest energy that is very cute. Perfectly encapsulates the naturally awkward yet endearing quality of teenage romance

>>11982715
I still cannot believe they made her a fucking space redskin in 3. She may look like she is on crack here but those tits and lightly toned abs man.

>>11994159
I feel absolutely terrible for your mom.

>>11994662
>>11997843
>>11997856
Strange to see these two posted instead of best girl.

>>11994083
For me, it was the ad for that game.

I used to jack off to the nude Zoey l4d1 mod. Probably still hidden on that old family pc

>>11986421
This is so based.

hnng

>>11986421
Oh man, how GONE all that sorta shit is now.
Social media is an evil soul-eating cloud.

I busted to Sonic Adventure and SA2 Amy so many times back in the day. It had lasting consequences....

>>11999708
I mean, they wouldn't give her those knockers if they didn't want you to jerk off to them.

>>11999712
Facts. It's a shame they've practically got rid of them at this point.

>>11989553
What game? Aggressive online? Asking for a friend

>>11999308
the last remnant of this is probably Grooming Discords. Which, of course, are full of grooming.

>>11999856
So they're absolutely nothing alike and you brought it up apropos of fucking nothing.
Great. Awesome.
Good of you to reply.
Kill yourself.

>>11986960
Customized CRASH sexdoll WHEN

>>11989020
It really does, I'm glad that stuff is falling out of favor. High testosterone faces on women are no good.

This was the moment where every young boy fell in love with Tifa and moved on over Aeris, times perfectly for right when you take control of her as party leader for a bit.

I was already interested in women thanks to watching Power Rangers and Gladiators (based Jet), but MK3 Sonya made me realise that vidya could be hot too.

>>11984474
what's this game?

>>12001535
Does high test mean high sex drive women though?

>>11998117
I always LOVED that fucking hairstyle.

I think Yoko Kanno is the only other notable person I've seen sporting it in real life. Never cared much for Selphie as a young man and found her whole "genki desu neee~" personality to be a bit much. But man, that fucking hairstyle.

>>12001535
>>11989020
OH GOD IS THAT A WOMAN WITH CHIN THAT ISN'T INEXPLICABLY A TRIANGLE? ARE THOSE... CHEEK BONES?!?!?!?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THE CARTOONS I JERK OFF TO!

>>11984665
>abused my nasty willystick to the point that it leaked out a dollop of its dirty milkseed
delet this

>>11993754
I always hated it too kek. I thought she was handicapped or something.

>>12001759
>I always LOVED that fucking hairstyle
I have a very similar hair style

>>12001786
please be in london

>>12001790
Why?

>>12001478
And of course we cannot forget the sexy piece of engineering Germans masturbate to.

>>12001851
Do they really? Based krauts

>>12001867
Kraut censorship lead to some interesting things.

What, no one?

Krystal turned me into a degenerate furry. I literally had dreams about her.

A classic!

>>11981551 (OP)
Mai titty bounce in Mugen
To this day I'm obsessed with her.

>>12002017
Now that it’s 2025 and the pendulum is shifting maybe we can look forward to every character getting changed to look like this by 2030. it’s gonna be kino to watch in real time.

>2025
>2030
not retro

>>12002052
I’ll be going back to /v/ I suppose when that happens. Anyways I’m looking forward to the 2030 starwars games where we get female sith users running around in skimpy outfits with d cups.

Video game journos would have a heart attack if ashe debuts in a new final fantasy.
I know people go for either lulu, yuna or riku for best FF waifu in the ps2 era but for me it was always ashe, her ass make me man.

>>12002163
I hated FFXII too much to be able to appreciate what a fine beauty Ashe is.

>>12002163
>>12002187
her outfit is gauche as hell

>>12002017
How big you think her nipples be

>>11984474
My local blockbuster had cardboard cutouts of her advertising the game. I was too ashamed to rent it. I distinctly remember some official art of her showing panties too.

>>12001965
Everyone is furry for Krystal