Thread 12099712

>supposedly has a top 20 overall console library
>people can’t even name 10 games and always pick from Luigi’s 2 hour tech demo, Shitshine, and Shit waker to pad their lost out

>>12099712 (OP)
you're a mentally ill schizophrenic

>>12099712 (OP)
>top 20 overall console library
not even top 50 desu

>>12099712 (OP)
>supposedly has a top 20 overall console library
>people like games despite me disliking them
How terrible, I'm glad you wrote a letter to the internet to inform us of this injustice. Everyone who likes GameCube games, please stop liking them so that OP can feel better.

>>12099712 (OP)
It has the best game of all time (three times). That makes it the best.

>>12099712 (OP)
New posting meta is even worse

>>12099712 (OP)
i like some of these games of all time, but GCN may no longer be the best way to play some of them before you are killed

>>12099771
scrolling messed up the screenshot and covered this row of all time

>>12099712 (OP)
>psyop to get ppl to stop emulating and enter into the current AAA slop econemy
Has like 100 games you cant get anywhere else. Sorry for your buttpain. Great system and library.

>>12099712 (OP)
>>people can’t even name 10 games and always pick from Luigi’s 2 hour tech demo, Shitshine, and Shit waker to pad their lost out
that's headcanon

>>12099712 (OP)
>top 20 overall library
there isnt even 20 good consoles to choose from. but gamecube is definitely top 10 at worst, for me its #4 after NES, SNES and ps1. of course I realize this thread is obvious bait made by the same schizo who cant stop seething about a 20 year old console every single day of his life

>>12099712 (OP)
ignoring the fact the 3 games you listed are great:
>Melee
>F-Zero GX
>Thousand Year Door
>REmake
>Metroid Prime
>Metroid Prime 2
>Animal Crossing
>Pikmin
>Pikmin 2
>Chibi Robo
>Custom Robo
>Path of Radiance
>Rogue Squadron II
>Gotcha Force
>Eternal Darkness
>Super Monkey Ball
>Super Monkey Ball 2
>Mario Kart Double Dash
>Mario Golf Toadstool Tour
>Donkey Konga
>Pokemon Colosseum
>Pokemon XD

theres 20+ great games off the top of my head that are all gamecube exclusives, and I didnt even include zelda, mario platformers or multiplats that were designed for/have their best version on gamecube (resident evil 4, viewtiful joe, tales of symphonia, skies of arcadia, SA2B, soul caliber 2)

>>12099818
>that are all gamecube exclusives
Super Monkey Ball was not even a Gamecube exclusive at the time since it was originally an arcade game, and REmake, as you said, is literally a remake, ie the game is not a Gamecube exclusive since it's also on PlayStation and Saturn.

>>12099818
Donkey Konga is not great. It isn't bad, but it's not great. I have no quibble with the rest of your choices, most of which I have not played, or with your overall point, which is correct.

>>12099878
Haha. Good luck telling the teeming hordes of Resident Evil justice warriors on this board that original Resident Evil 1 and GameCube Resident Evil 1 are the same game.

>>12099818
Chibi Robo and paper mario were giga slogs. Don't be fooled by their ebay prices, not worth $5.

>>12100312
Paper Mario was super fun. I played it on release without having played the N64 game. Super casual game, fun story. Perfect for kids. I don't know why people try to fool themselves, games are mostly for kids and teenagers. You can't be surprised you don't like a twenty year old game for kids as an adult. It was amazing when it came out. Unique and easy to play RPG.

>>12099712 (OP)
Based GameCube hater

>>12099712 (OP)
Radirgy
Super Monkey Ball
Kururin Squash
Pikmin
Mega Man Network Transmission
Chaos Field
Tales of Symphonia
Phantasy Star Online EP 1 & 2
Metroid Prime
Mr Driller Drillland

Extremely low quality thread. OP is a fag

>>12099712 (OP)
>supposedly has a top 20 overall console library
No one thinks this outside their insane cult

i remember when thread like this would be deleted within the hour. the april hack really did a number on this site

>>12100312
im playing thousand year door for the first time right now and having a blast. twilight town was a slog thoughbeit.

I’m very lucky to have played Luigi’s Mansion years later, totally divorced from the asspain of early adopters. Great game.

>>12100618
Radirgy and chaos field are better on dremcast, radirgy also may be one of the most ported shooters of all time.

>>12100809
What asspain? I played it as a 6 year old who couldn't read English. Was fine. Chase the ghosts, blast the ghosts. Run around and discover things.

>>12099818
Dude, there all shitton of Resident Evil games too.

>>12099712 (OP)
>>supposedly has a top 20 overall console library
Typical Nintendie delusion.

>>12099712 (OP)
One observes your consistent efforts to foment discord regarding the GameCube's library, a topic already exhaustively litigated; however, your argumentation consistently demonstrates a profound lack of critical rigor. The repeated invocation of "Luigi's 2 hour tech demo," "Shitshine," and "Shit waker"—which, incidentally, are not generally considered to "pad" a list, but rather exemplify distinct gameplay philosophies—merely underscores your inability to construct a coherent critique beyond infantile ad hominem. It is truly a masterclass in performative, low-effort seething, yet one cannot help but notice the profound lack of actual counter-evidence; quite typical of a brainlet, regrettably.
>>12099883 You absolute subhuman troglodyte. "REmake is literally a remake, ie the game is not a GameCube exclusive since it's also on PlayStation and Saturn." Are you seriously this mentally deficient? The original RE1 is NOT the same game as REmake, you fucking braindead zoomer. It was a complete, ground-up rebuild. A masterpiece that was exclusive to the GameCube for YEARS. PlayStation and Saturn got the PS1 game, not the GameCube's definitive version. You're either a shill or just genuinely retarded, picking nits like a rat with a tumor. Go back to your garbage multiplats and leave the actual kino to the adults. Unbelievable seethe, NGMI.

>>12099883

>>12101827
>cubies are now resorting to AI to defend their shitty console
just when i thought you slop lovers couldn’t stoop any lower

>>12101843
So, your brainlet ass still thinks REmake is just RE1 with a facelift, huh? Peak brain-rot from the shill farms. Stay mad that actual kino existed beyond your PS1 polygons. NGMI.
>>12101831
"AI to defend their shitty console" — says the literal NPC spewing tired boilerplate. Your cope is so transparent it's almost sad. Almost. Seethe, tourist.

>"cubies"
Oh, it's the faggot trying again to make its retarded term to catch on. Die with your thread.

>>12101872
not going to read your robotic chatgpt texts, cubiejeet.
type me a handwritten apology using no less than 1500 words and maybe ill read your cubie copes.

>>12100618
>Mega Man Network Transmission
Absolutely shite even worse than X7

>>12099879
You have to play it with the peripheral.

Pædophile console

>>12099776
>>12099818
I played great games on the 'cube during all the years I was also enjoying the best of the PS2. Good times.

OP can eat a fat cock and die.

>>12101827
>GameCube's definitive version
It's nothing of the short.

>>12099818
op was right, holy fuck literally copy pasted lists of mediocre shit like animal crossing lol

>>12099712 (OP)
what else would you expect from this piece of shit?

>>12099716
nta he's not wrong though
>>12099718
spbp

>>12103652
>we didn't want to buy the mini disks and the GC seemed to have flopped anyway so the effort would be wasted, but admitting this makes us look bad so here's some technical-sounding bullshit excuse

>>12103721
Still no proof that forum post was an actual Criterion dev btw

>>12103652
Meanwhile, an actual dev and not a faker on the internet: https://www.ign.com/articles/2002/02/15/interview-bloody-roar-primal-fury

easily more games worth playing today than ps2 and xbox, not that these mentally ill "mature gamer" console warriors actually play videogames regardless.

>>12104341
>when you say something so fucking retarded, you have to sage while making the post in hopes no one will read the embarrassing shit you just spewed
sad

The gamecube doesn’t have shit worth playing. Just thinking about how much of a boring slog Wind Waker was makes me drowsy.

>>12104442
It’s been known since 2001 cubies are sissies.

>>12104442
>>12104451
>samefagging your dead pathetic thread
meds

>>12104509
>d-dead thread which is why im spamming it while its on page 4
grow up, cubie

>>12103652
>too weak to run an arcade racing game
I know the shitcube was the poorfag budget option, but holy.

>>12105343
Can you even get $50 worth of entertainment out of the brapcube? They should pay people to suffer through garbage like Starfox Adventures and Sunshine.

>>12104341
Gamecube has the least amount of games worth playing by far, even the dreamcast is better if you don’t want shitty ports like SA

>>12099818
Animal Crossing isn't GameCube exclusive.

>>12099796
gc definitely isn't even top 10 at best, easily the shittiest of the 6th gen and worse than every nintendo console before and after it

>>12105523
This

>>12099712 (OP)
>supposedly has a top 20 overall console library
Where are you getting this now? Also
>people can’t even name 10 games
Whole lot of assumptions there. Are you fat?

>>12100809
That just means you have autism. Humping dressers, boring mechanics, 3 hours of playtime. Luigi’s Mansion is shovelware not even a toddler would be satiated by.

>>12099712 (OP)
I hate console-warring, it's childish, especially over discontinued pieces of plastic and metal.
>Super Smash Bros. Melee
>Resident Evil 4
>Metroid Prime
>Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
>F-Zero GX
>Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
>Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
>Pikmin
>Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron II
>Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

>>12105651
>MAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12105651
>>12099818
Jesus Christ, literally ctrl+c ctrl+v’d lists of shovelware. No variety or quality

>>12105651
>Double Dash!!
did you type the exclamation points, or copy these titles from Wikipedia? Lol

>>12105698
yeah much worse than the ps2 lists that are just shovelware that was better on xbox. shitcubies btfo

>>12105698
GC had no games and 0 quality control. Hence them rushing out bare effort slop like Shit Waker and everyone gravitating towards the handful of mediocre titles that weren’t compete shit. You would unironically find better lists asking for someone’s favorite Virtual Boy games.

>>12105725
I copied them. I didn't even know it had exclamation points in the title.

^The absolute state of cubies. GameCube is the only console with a library so lacking and forgettable, even its defenders have to search up what released on it because not even they played its shit games.

>>12099718
name 15

>>12106006
what's 2nd from the left middle row?

>>12106006
did you purposely choose the least aesthetically pleasing screenshots possible?

>>12106331
Custom Robo Battle Revolution

what is it about the humble 'Cube that makes midwits seethe so hard?

>>12106006
what is second row far right, its driving me nuts

>>12099712 (OP)
pikmin
pikmin 2
pokemon coliseum
pokemon xd gale of darkness
super mario sunshine
mario party 4
mario party 5
wind waker
luigi's mansion
baten kaitos
baten kaitos 2
tales of symphonia
kirby air ride
animal crossing
paper mario 1000 year door
spyro a hero's tail
resident evil 4
pokemon channel
fire emblem
sonic adventure dx
sonic adventure 2 battle
harvest moon a magical melody
billy hatcher
final fantasy crystal chronicles (fuck you, it's a blast with friends)
digimon world 4 (also fun with friends but pretty bad overall lmao, play it with friends at least once though)
monkey ball
monkey ball 2
intellivision lives

>>12099818
holy fucking shit i forgot melee.

>>12106459
>shit controller lacking basic functions like a 4th top button and usable d-pad
>anemic library of dogshit games
>rushed and lackluster output by nintendo
>entire genres of games are basically nonexistent
>responsible for over 4000 child molestation cases at smelee conventions
>no backwards compatibility
might genuinely be the worse console ever made, very little to like about the shitcube

>>12107959
Holy fucking shovelware

>>12106459
all the bright colors nags at their repressed homosexuality and causes them to lash out, and occasionally have a melty.

>>12107959
uhm akshually these are all shit, play a real game like (ps2 multiplatform slop that is better on xbox) like a real man

>>12107959
actual dogshit from top to bottom, can’t think of a console so pathetic it would unironically list the worst 3d mario, nu-spyro, shitty dreamcast ports, tranimal crossing, and pokemon channel as positives

>>12108008
Don't forget the minigame shovelware compilations rehashed and resold 4 times, lol.

>Shitmin
>Shitoid Prime
>Shitty Konga
>Shit Bros Shitee
>Shitter7
>Shitdent Evil 4
>Shitfox Shitsault
>Mario Sharty
>Chibi Shitto
>Super Monkey Shit
>Simpsons Shit & Run
>Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Shits
>Star Wars Rogue Shitron Poo
>Star Wars Rogue Shitron Pee
>Wave Race Poo Streak
>Animal Shitting
>Eternal Shitness
>Fzero Gshit
>Mario Kart Double Shit
>Paper Mario the thousand year shit
>Shitcalibur Poo
>

>>12100618
Command Mission is the better GC Mega Man

>>12099712 (OP)
It was always shit. It sold little and the games even fewer, its of all the retro consoles one of the biggest pains in the ass to keep running as well because of its design. Its recent spamwave is fulled by millenial hipster reddit tendie faggotry. All its shit runs on a wii as do its controllers. No wonder resellers pimp it to tards so hard.

>>12107934
Metroid Prime 2.

Anon who is that in your picture??

>>12108064
Who is she??

>>12109838
>>12109842
stop jerking off retard.

>>12109838
i'm amazed you saw the faint image of a tranny on the right of that scratched jewel.

>>12106006
PS2 fanboy here
ngl, this is neat

Maybe the only problem with this console was the presentation... the actual perceivable factor.
Naming, design, color, shape, intrinsic premisses... Nintendo got it all wrong

Threadly reminder I played RE4 before you did

>>12109871
I think it looks a lot nicer than the xbox or especially the fat ps2, thin model is nice and sleek though. really I think the fucking lunch pail handle is what ruins it, would be 10x nicer without that completely pointless addition.

>>12099712 (OP)
The original Xbox was better desu.

>>12099712 (OP)
If the only games people can name when you ask them for good Gamecube games are Luigi's Mansion, Sunshine, and Wind Waker, you're talking to the wrong people.

For me it's
Pikmin 1+2
Metroid Prime 1+2
Cubivore
Animal Crossing
Kirby Air Ride
Fzero GX
Monkey ball 1+2
Chibi robo
And path of radiance

>>12099712 (OP)

I only ended up playing soul calibur 2 and crazy taxi and hitman 2 because of how true this is.

Luigi's Mansion sucked. good memories of my father at target buying it, but when you sit down to play it I wish I had paid attention to my father instead.

>>12099751
this is based but I had a N64 I was sick and tired of at the time.

>>12099818

maybe I was too poor to buy F-zero GX, the driving was bitching, I'll give you that.

but the bad Pokemon games, the Mario Party slop, and the Sega sonic with autism shit was pure, unadulterated SHIT

Pikmin sucked even retarded 12 year old me knew it wasn't worth buying. Melee is ok but gets repetitive. I am one of the only few people that can say that Metroid Prime, while cool in premise, only got me dizzy top 5 worst games for dizzyness and it SUCKED.

>>12099818

Joe = gay as fuck, I forgot that flea market slop existed.

the only 2 money makers in the Nintendo franchise are Zelda and Mario, they managed to make both GameCube Zelda Mario SUCK.

Shitshine because its shitshine, a by far more annoying jumper than Mario 64, the controls sucked ass.

Zelda because it HAD TO be cell shaded.

the ship and the castle was cool, some of the dungeons were ok, but they like in Majora's mask were not enough

>>12110313
>>12110090

mini games = slop

the only thing salvageable from that trash is animal crossing and that is if you're into furniture and working for a living. I hated fishing to make money.

>>12105918
based and truthpilled

>>12107959
nigger please, you just here to troll or what?

>>12111984
>mini games = slop
ok what's some real kino gaming to you then? Some snoozefest le cinematic jarpig?

>>12110313
I havent played any of these games but theyre all bad because nintendo shitcube makes me feel deeply insecure of my masculinity.

>>12111964
>pikmin sucked
opinion discarded

>>12111978
>joe=gay as fuck
you have shit taste and never even played the game, got it
>only 2 money makers are zelda and mario
smash bros, pokemon, mario kart and animal crossing all sell way more copies than zelda and mario
>shitshine bad controls
of all the legitimate criticisms of sunshine, this is definitely not one of them, widely regarded as the best controls and physics in a 3d mario and the most expressive as well
>zelda because it HAD to be cel shaded
oh no cartoon graphics means the game is bad. congrats youre literally fucking retarded and every single point you made was completely braindead
>not enough dungeons
ok this is true.

OP mad people played that gay mario wii game and found it worse than the one after it and before it.
Sunshine remains goated.

>>12105353
>garbage like Starfox Adventures
Adventures was better than all the pxdo GCN Zeldas tho

Pac Man Vs. is a frequent hit at my gaming parties, but I do acknowledge that the GC's strong suit is in its first party titles.

console warriors are mentally ill, anti-cubies the worst among them.

>>12099712 (OP)
>Star Fox Assault
>Super Monkey Ball
>F-Zero GX
>The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
>Kirby Air Ride
>Animal Crossing
>Chibi Robo
>Metroid Prime
>Paper Mario Thousand Year Door
>Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness

There, check mate dipshit.

>>12113468
>these good games dont count because someone else also said they were good games too and therefore its all shovelware
checkmate cubies