No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be.
How fares your empire /gsg/?
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Previous thread:
>>2086343
me in the back pitching the idea of building a lumber mill
ain't she just a thing of beauty?
>EU5 tard OP
shan't be using this thread
what makes the op an eu5 op, aislopper retard?
fix the 2nd / in the aislop and you will be forgiven for being a trooncorder seething at eu5 (superior game to eu4)
he removed the "Neither will EU5" 2 times in a row for today
does eu5 have pops
i know it looks like dogshit but itd still be cool if it had pops i remember johan teasing pops or something
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holy fuck the death war for dahomey is finally over...
i didn't remove eu5 from the disclaimer i simply went back to the last good op in the archive and copied it
we don't know if eu5 will be good or not (i still hold some tiny amount of hope)
eu5 pops are more real than vic3 pops
basically wiz btfo
what if a mod for eu5 becomes the real liqqy 3
>>2093813 (OP)>No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be.Is it good game to play in the background while WFH?
I edit academic manuscripts (history mostly) for an academic publishing house, so GSG kind of fit my current profession.
I wouldn't have the time to play an actually good one, but a normified one might be okay.
>alexa pull up ze archive
>actually 3 times in a row
well i could only hope that janbro will one month ban your eu5 slopper ass from making yet another garbo OP
saged and reported :^)
what the FUCK does "play in the background" mean? like cookie clicker? spectating as your country grows on the map?
i am not scared of the janitors and i do not negotiate with terrorists
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ugh... that's a 2.25 million pop state...
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20k poles born every month
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luv colonizing
imagine being a colonist in polish malaya and seeing multiple brown asians working for you
>33
the ideal would have gujarat placed in the center of the indian ocean surrounded by ship-eating sharks
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imagine being weak
but i'm playing crimesmod
more than 20k poles, that's just adult pole males
polish fuel has a nice ring to it :3
20k adult male poles being born every month
you are a midwit
it is a birthrate under the hood, you can test this by getting a pop growth event and see how it would instantly crank up the numbers
Hurry up and get Second Republic borders already.
Yeah but when "pop" represents "adult male (and his dependants)", a baby boom having an instant effect on the adult male population makes no sense.
why would i blob into land with shit rgos and few poles just so i could fight russia every 5 years?
it actually makes perfect sense, but only if you don't outlaw child labour
because they just total pops / 4 the shit
they dont actually simulate different ages, genders or marriage at all
Because it looks cool? Your Poland looks anaemic.
>someone has been impersonating as me
impressive tbqhwyf
it's either "impersonating me" or "posing as me", mr esl
beg me pardon efl person of colour
it's color if you're speaking to a lesser efl person of colour
English is my 5th language no kidding, just picked it up during covid to use this site
when will the sword of jannocles fall?
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>twice
>he doesn't know about anglicism and judeo-Christianity (US religion)
anglicanism is just catholicism that defies the papa
Stop editing manuscripts and therefore changing History
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNVC49VZZP4
warned for racism again v_v
i was thinking about this bit the other day
people bash past historians for not writing enough means of production and preservation of such endeavor was not as straightforward as today
let's take for example /gsg/, no one records about /gsg/, it feels wrong it feels gay "why bother the present is what matters fuck future people" and then one day /gsg/ will lost to history forever
writing enough even though
>/gsg/ only cultural impact is hpm
grim
The other new Thread was better:/
wrong
you don't even realize how much we influenced 4channel
I'm being told the infamous hacker known as nfag posts here, is the rumor true? I've heard tales of his exploits in the crypto world to be rather peculiar.
yes, he is rather peculiar
downright peculiar
is there any use case for landcruisers? i find that it slows down armored divisions too much so are you supposed to be using it with infrantry? if so then why not just make a proper armored division if your industry can already support land cruisers?
i feel like i have read that shit a bunch of times, is he trolling or i just don't play goy, can't tell
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oh my god spongebob ... you take that penis so well ... screw the krappy patty formula i just want that sweet sweet hole on my dicc
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stroke your dicks with me gsg come on
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argh me little todger is already erupting with CUM.... this could be it me mates ... arrghh.. .. arghh... me willy ... its going to EXPLODE !!! yes me mates!!! ARRRGHHHH!!!
>simpsons porn
what is this, 2014? is the steamgroup really this stuck in the past?
that was a good run
very glad i did, too... so i wouldn't have to see this gay shit for too long
>>2093957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UByKEr12R4
>simpsons porn in my gee-ess-gee
>vicky 2 ost in my gee-ess-gee
omg it's just like my childhood
>no one even reported it
i'm proud, /gsg/
but it's the same people
we didn't call it /vggsg/
because /vg/ generals are a selfcontained organism
but /gsg/ did not originate on /vg/, it originated on /v/
where will /gsg/ move next?
comment below
/vggsg/ wasn't nearly autistic enough to be considered a relative of /vgsg/
/cm/ - eastern roman empire
yea', go there and stay there tranime fag
why is robbie wasting his time here when there are esls in other threads RIGHT NOW
because he's being subsidized to us right now
damn, posted the wrong thread.
the real one:
>>>/y/3075285
interestingly kingdom cum also has a thread on /cm/
nbro should go there since he loves that game so much
the jannyhammer awaits us all
there is no redemption, no salvation
literally anarcho-tyranny
just make your own site its not hard to figure out how to spin up a vps and throw board software on it
and end up like tragsg or /big/? no thank you
yeah well or you can get terrorized by jannies who dont like you and want you gone anyway forever
if they wanted us gone they would've autosaged the general
nothing wrong with big
it's just sleepy
just visited there
what happened? you don't post in your telegram anymore?
it ist 1488!
Imperator Arthur l von Hohenzollern
why does germany have this magical HRE thing while other places are just a uniform centralized blob
Bioleninism is just modern marxism from a biological point of view, in the sense it mobilizes the lowest evolutionary wretches of society, subhumans, degenerates, the mentally disturbed, an army of genetic cul-de-sacs.
no it's not
it's not an idea or a plan of action, it's just a term describing a sociopolitical phenomenon
becasue other places are backwardplaces.
AAAA
Can i degrade from Empire-dom to kingdom?
iยดm in a filthy cultural union and canยดt go back to op Khaleeji(Hormuz) culture for epic arab merkantilism and thus canยดt do the last op mission which doubles those op modifiers AAAA
filthy Mamluks subhuuuumans. have to rollback to 1488 it seems
>Can i degrade from Empire-dom to kingdom?
yes, join the hre
What a terrible fucking post
i will not sully the hre with my presence
too late, it already contains germans
you need to flip to other culture group
why did you flip egyptian anyway, just form mamluks if you want to become eyipt
hormuz, mamluk for suez canal, then arabia
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yes fuck, you are right. i was unsure because the decision disappeared as i took Arabian Plutocracy.
turns out, you have just have to be Iqta gov. reform to form mamluks
what is arabian mercantilism?
>274
pdx wanted to model complex internal politics without making that the standard for the game
>>2094274because paradox only knows redditor history
where did big go
i stopped posting there when it was still squatting on that russian site
just a gov reform, hormuz and oman start with
How does Supreme Ruler Ultimate load so fast?
>be Hearts of iron
>take 5 whole minutes to load the menu screen
>Be Supreme Ruler ultimate
>Load in less than 1 second
hearts of iron loaded pretty fast for me
mind you the last hoi i played was hoi2
wtf i thought this game was called darkest hour
that's an officially sanctioned mod
or a standalone expansion if you prefer
>just gain a half price advisor on demand
literally infinite mana
just sit on 90% discounted advisors at all times with inno ideas and the estate privileges
guys, will there be niggers in eu5
yeah the "Empower Religious Propagation" is meh.
the other are getting buffed. + you everywhere you build a fort, you get + 25% more Provincial Tradepower.
i dont care about the cheaper advisors
yes, in the deepest of africa where they belong
guys, how many cultures of niggers do you think there will be in eu5
what if i castrated them first then imported?
importing africans makes the number green so...
>>2093817>US owns both North and South America to the leftI'd laugh
>>2094351More than European or Asian.
they should put 3 cultures in every region like in real life
>>2094274>>2094274>>2094274because they distributed their inheritance, in this case land, to their children, not a sole heir. plus feudal system was a decentralized belief and the meta so why change it? and no one tried to unify shit because you had to have the rightful claim or justification or the pope will be mad
forgor to add other places look like a uniform centralized blob only on a map. in reality, to call you a someone who has a hollywood understanding of movie is an understatement in and of itself. no realm, not even the year of 5 good emperors or tang china was remotely close to being centralized. the technology and political technology whatever were simply not there yet. sufficient level of centralization in a big blob was only possible by the 20th century
and also city states era of the greater greece was hre like, map wise that is
somewhere to fish
somewhere to farm
: )
>2 blocks of water per 1 tile of dirt ahh wheat farm
epic mog from black twitter
>2094417
why was this post deleted?
tryna keep the vibe positive my friend
how about you keep a positive dick up your ass
03
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you misunderstood the question
he's asking why only the unholy germanic confederation is presented this way in eu4, but not any other country?
because it's unholy, germanic, and confederated
i thought generals arent allowed in vst?
they weren't for the longest time but then they got allowed at one point
it's in your moniker, hre was a loose confederation. hre member states by the year 1444 were pretty much independent sates. they could dictate their own laws, enact their own reforms and conduct foreign policies including allying to other states outside of the empire while the emperor can only demand taxes and troops during war time.
and dlcBLOATversalis4 doesn't have local nobles and equivalents to depict decentralization, it only has "autonomy" which has been modifierslopped into a simple percentage between 0 and 100, giving you maluses if the autonomy goes up beyond 0. other obvious reasons being optimization and map wise, people would prefer seeing clean simplified blobs. you don't look at the world map and say "man, this map sucks, it doesn't show the 500 bajillion embassies and military bases as sovereign plot of lands"
@2093823
Why would you get a plushie of 1959?
No one cares retard, you can stop spamming this in every thread. If I only consumed media from artists whose lifestyle and philosophy I agreed with I'd just be looking at Hitler's paintings all day.
people dont get plushies of their birth date thats probably his graduation year
Good thing birds have feathers, because otherwise they would be incredibly ugly
that looks delicious desu
>>2094414how do you make minecraft look like this
what shader packs or whatever
>thaneslop retard is now replyfagging his own shitty spam
pardon you
conplementary shaders. you will have to use iris rather than optifine for current version
keeping on topic- praise God johan didn't make his new map a ball earth. the day that happens (wiz...) paradox games will be irretrievable
business idea: post some grand strategy games
https://youtu.be/NxGxl-IbVFk?si=wkUt4sbsjTKp0yZy
there are nephilim in that darned topology bitmap do not open
his name was douglas, he died in '64 and was a fucking traitor for what he did to the philippines garrison
i thought he was the guy who took a pic with hirohito
I am aware, I think I acidentally loaded two mods at once
Wow, that's cool. Angels themselves blessed my map?!
>Non-denominational televangelist
Should I care?
is that the europe map for after the end mod?
if so then what denomination replaces catholicism if the pope is stuck in america?
me, i prefer the fascist soup kitchens even
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Catholicism (Real)
I don't have screenshot at hand, but there's German Pope, ruling restored Papal States from Vatican. Religious set-up is rather tame, Catholics in the south, Orthodox in the East, Protestants around the Baltic, alternative Old World Cultists in the Western Europe. Poles literally worship Mary and follow female Pope.
Honestly, don't bother, mod lacks content and is rather buggy right now. It needs more time in the oven. New Era Old World is better, even if it's too mem-y
but in the setting the american pope is the real pope
if you read the book the setting was based on the pope was moved to united states following a nuclear war that left rome a smoldering crater. then people got upset and got the idea that without technology a nuclear war cannot happen again so they started burning books and killing anyone making or using machines more complex than a wheelbarrow which is why the setting is medieval again
Mod was very loosely inspired by the book, even in the earliest days. Backstory of the American Catholicism is different in ATE, like many other things
no wonder the mod failed
the book was good
It had like four spin-offs, CK3 sequel and was one of the most popular CK2 total conversions. Whatever, I don't care enough to pointlessly argue with you
but does the mod have its very own /vg/ general like hpm did?
took this photo at the zoo couple days ago
why would an otter be at a jew? aren't they in abundance
when was the last time you've seen an otter in the wild?
people want to see otters
there were also bears, wolves, bisons, meese, snow leopards and a tiger
yeah, all the time? in nearby river mouth. i live in suburban area if that matters
well me i'ven't
i've seen bobers, martens, foxes, even meese in the wild but not otters
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otters confirmed not aryan
>when you are so obsessed with jews
that was clearly an artistic choice of vocabulary
substituting "zoo" with "jew" isn't artistic
now nice of otterinos to respect the borders of turkland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IELilZAXA94
v__v
too upbeat for me
needs to be more menacing or else it sounds like radio slop
maybe too fast as well
nothing i do is ever good enough for you
you're just like your mother
victoria 2 is so immersive until you go to war and have to engage in carpet siegettery
bumrush their capital and get warscore from butthole
the lack of ethnicity factor pretty much kills the immersion for me
oh well, there's better games
ck2 multiple forts in a province + eu4 zone of control fort mechanic + occupy = annex mod should the default gameplay for any gsg before ww1
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>ck2 multiple forts in a province
The only time I would ever let that slide is if it was some kind of concentric defense situation
your vomit image makes me want to vomit
couldn't you find a better one than some tranime shit
no one asked your opinion tranime nigger
>>>/a/
there's your tranime website fag
>>>/vg/gsg
there's your website
oh wait
arial font in floating boxes is not anime
no, all of it is an anime website
just ask moot
the mental image of 20 plus adult giggling to himself after posting a little tranime girl
>your vomit image makes me want to vomit
>couldn't you find a better one than some tranime shit
mootkins has bpd her opinion is worthless
that's a cute anime gif but it's not as cute as you so uh plox have sex with me with your vagina!?
PLEASE RESPOND I'M INSECURE ABOUT MY FLIRTING QUALITY
you can only date me if you can form a grossgermania before 1855
>tranime faggot is just as obnoxious as the fox furfaggot
damn
could they be the same exact freak?
cringing in real-time with pause
that's pretty easy isn't it
is that vanilla?
in vanilla you can form it before 1840 so that's cheating
>vanilla is cheating
hilarious cope
its fun to throw money around.
just gave moskau 5000ducats to drain ottomans and maybe polen later and bought 3000 xrp:)
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>own shitty desert land
>make more money than second to fourth place top income countries combined
epic game
True, how the fuck did the saudis do it?
>>2094841Afaik in CK2, you can only construct one fort but you can build multiple baronies/castle to boost your levy to the roof. Thats what I always do when playing tall in small duchies like Sardinia, Gotland or Mann.
CK2 forts are fucking nothing and were only added as a way to make wars against steppeniggers less of a pain in the ass.
Me and that other guy were obviously talking about baronies instead of the shitty forts everybody forgets even exist.
>Me and that other guy were obviously talking about baronies
Truth be told, I cant see any advantages when building anything other than castles. Cities are great for the money but give only that and always hate you anyway.
Church are good if you plan on elect a Pope of your dynasty if you have the free investiture law but aside from that they give nothing.
Btw, if you control all the castles in your single county duchy, then go for the elective succession, you can have direct control on who gets what. Especially useful if you plan on playing in a single county.
so that's what /vee/ is like these days, huh?
no i'm talking about the post โ50
man i wish someone created a mod for ck2 simulating just a single medieval country on all its' levels of rulership. make the king be a completely different system, and then make the emperors dukes, kings counts, dukes and counts even lower level rulers for maximum simulation. would be peak kino,
A realistic medieval country simulation can't be depicted with a map sim because of how convoluted the feudal system actually was and how the autonomy of lords varied from nearly none to complete.
CK can't even get de jure right.
i think that would be best handled as a vn a la suzerain
>the king requests extra levies to fight the turks
>send
>don't send
>send but only the village idiot
then how do you explain darkest hour?
don't even try to compare western map painters with tranime slop
i never did. my original example was suzerain
why is this retarded website making me wait 120 seconds multiple times for the captcha?
because you're a newfag or you reset your ip doing the router trick
it's supposed to make me wait only once
retarded nigger jannies and their anarcho-tyranny
you glitched somehow then
then play something else and post it here
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warm water port = secured
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lol
were da white wimmen at honky
also
where da foreign trade
good job russia. you are near the riches
>>2094906It's fun to do a couple of times, but it is far more practical to fully control a small de jure Kingdom as your personal demesne with no castles other than the top level, filled with cities. Your personal levies aren't that much smaller but you drown in money which can buy you everything
imperator rome for five or six bux
>>2094987>don't even try to compare western map painters with tranime slop
Best you're ever going to get is Mountain Blade where everything is dependent on your personal relations with lords including if your faction is wiped out because nobody wanted to help you attack the enemy doomstack
i think five sounds like a better deal
CK2 is literally unplayable without the anime portraits mod
your mom is literally unfuckable without niggermod
mom said i look breedable today not really sure what she meant
>CK2 is literally unplayable
true
hyde poddi was some guilty pleasures
kill yourself you gibberish nigger
x button on ps controller ahh hair
This entire board needs to be purged
80% of posts are made by samefagging ESLs that pick arguments with people yet don't even have the vocabulary to explain the positions.
Then they go ahead and try to use big words and end up making a fool of themselves, and when people stop engaging with them because they can't understand their incomprehensible posts, they think they have won the argument,
Just stop posting if the above description applies to you. You know who you are.
/g/sg is cool it's simply that certain key members of its formative culture and ethic and humour(<-what hapepned to these big playas?) are attached to certain low vibrational lifestyles and nonbanterisms and neph that want to destroy the place. Thane is still in charge
otters dont nest the make dams and lodges
welcome back. lodge this: *hands u a diamond pickax*
(You) are wonderfully and fearfully made.
nick holt is not a believable lex luthor
he was better in ,about a boy'
mods give me some context immediately
IMAGINE how FUN this would be if there were one single good paradox game to fit it into
multiplayer gs' is the only future worth thinking about. i would rather play a board game than ever touch eu4 again
sorry not joining your discord to play the game trannyman
>paradox games
>good
ishydbt
why did they give the queen the second worst lands
it's the best lands, they have tropical wood which is a great rgo
the queen liked it rough i heard i myself am not one for man hunts... bless the King (remember that painting of his??)
idk but their posts make no sense
>>2095339>>2095364raider posts example
lol he doesn't know no one will take him seriously because a gsgeer never replies
wtf raiders are usually more ugly or imageless
>66
my favorite otter camera angle
can confirm, this is his favorite otter camera angle
modded eu5 is gonna be so good*
i don't touch total conversions since fantashit is for trannies
with that said, eu5 is gonna be good in vanilla
i never spoke about fantashit, retardo-kun.
there are plenty of historical overhaul mods.
damascus just got bombed by you-know-who
(in my hoi4 campaign of course)
yes by race mixing with the irish my soul is a black hole and im bullied by everyone
i saw the prettiest damsel today in anglo-celtica today she was beaming with a smile of the purest purity right thru these jaded ole eyes.. nonsense posts are ended (for now)
>englishman sees a 5/10 foreign girl for the first time
i saw the prettiest damsel in anglo-celtica today she was beaming with a smile of the purest purity right thru these jaded ole eyes.. nonsense posts are ended (for now)
i would rather die alone than waste my genes on an anglo
post the pink haired wojak<-(really despise typing things like this. narwhal baconite)
she was almost certainly irish descent but her natural beauty would be cheapened to reduce it to racial category. you know sometimes they look alien
fell flat on my arse trying to kick a ball today... grim times
for me it was that time i tried to pick up some random trash on the street and throw it into a nearby garbage can
....only to fall to the ground while trying to pick it up
like at least 5 different people saw me do that
>i would rather play a board game than ever touch eu4 again
*slides you this*
i don't like rtses very much
you can skip the rts and just play the board game part if you want
that's like playing counter strike and skipping the fps part and just playing the gambling game
no its not like that at all
its more like playing ck2 and never playing anything except a catholic faction
what game is it?
looks nice
medieval total war the original one from 2002
always wanted to play the original shogun
you can play as the mongols and occupy all of japan
yeah ive been on a kick playing the original shogun and medieval lately
people say the games got shit with empire and warscape but actually they got shit with rome//med2 and the transition to 3d
>friesland
>look inside
>no fries or french
Why are the EFL the biggest crybabies
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take that, turks
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>wojciech chrzanowski
*oppresses poland harder*
she has that stereotypical potato eater brandy chugger face
>stop the cap
>pretends to be an anglo
>uses ebonics
fishy...
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luv naval battles
i'm starting to understand why willy wasted so much money on a blue water fleet
that pepe is big chungus so i am saving it
>cherry-picked anglo
she's in the top 1%
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my slavic brethren... protected...
will there be ever a 1:1 earth gsg? i feel like that's the ultimate anti-blobbing measure
what do you mean by 1:1
not even google earth displays the world in such detail
>>2095616The little st james start
yeah lets give serbia like half the balkans what could possibly go wrong
damn, should've known that l-gates are a trap
What the fuck are you talking about you gibberish nigger.
Is there a mod where i can unironically play epstein
obviously i'm talking about L-gates numbnuts
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i gave them only the serbian lands they have cores on, duh
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why is it always them?
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evening lads
this is what americans took away from you
Amerikkka will be partitioned by iran, china and russia
Heil hitler
Praise comrade stalin
Fuck israel
and pisslam will go extinct right
that otter has seen some shit
funnies fact is that Stalin actually was poisoned because of doctors plot and other silly things
you are speaking Anglo right now
it was revealed to me in secret telegram channels
now that's real freedom english!
sorry language keeps evolving without your permission
shame that it doesn't happen to brown people
makes you wonder why black people are the only threads of evolution
browns will outbreed us all in the end
fr no cap skibidi ohio goofy ahh party was literally hitting the griddy at 3 am while kai cenat and the smurf cat fought the strawberry elephant in tilted towers. blud really thinks heโs carti, but broโs drip was fake jordans the ocky way. dog was tryna rizz lowkey but was a whole npc sussy imposter deadass, like nah goofy ahh bro had zero rizz and got caught in 4k lacking, got fanum taxed and dipped to the goon cave to edge to mommy asmr while vaping prime juice. ong it was a whole bunch of turbulence, felt like pibby glitch in real life, metal pipe falling sfx type beat, skibidi toilet sigma grindset with grimace shake buffs. mean while adin ross and ishowspeed started literally gooning while john pork facetimed nathaniel b, like โkiki do you love meโ type beat, but we were in the backrooms hitting the griddy while streaming family guy funny moments with subway surfers at the bottom. โayo the pizza hereโ dropped and we pulled out the chug jug, no edging in class and chat was like โpoggers based redpilled kino,โ dude said โayo hit or miss i guess they never miss huh,โ and then he pulled up in the fortnite battle bus blasting tokyo drift. stepsis popped in with โwhat the dog doin?โ while goofy ahh baby gronk screaming โbussin,โ with f in chat, ratio, caught in 4k, gassy, on god, fr, pulling up to the burger king with the gang โfr we go gymโ while someone said โermโฆ what the sigma?โ while gooning to ankha zone. blud thinks heโs in a tiktok edit, family guy shorts playing over subway surfers, while metal pipe falling, zoomer edits blasting, โzoo wee mama,โ โis that a jojo reference,โ goofy ahh โimma head out,โ โaw shit here we go again,โ literally said โcandice? candice deez nuts,โ then started vaping bing chilling in the uber eats
ayo this guy say brownzilians don't exist ahahahahahah ayo ayo
>>2095708where did you come from where did you go
where did you come from cotton eye joe
hpm still gets millions of downloads every day
>millions
doubt even a million people have even played memegame2
want to play liqqy but it won't run for me
but hpm is a mod for liqqy, not some meme game
(he was also a mod for vg)
well i heard crimeamod is the better memegame2 mod
better ai or whatever, and you can genocide niggers
but crimemod is also a mod for liqqy, not some weird meme game?
ok johan
next episode of poland playthrough when?
fr no gov cap this skibidi toilet memegame2 session in ohio was goofy ahh ong, grandi pulled up hitting the griddy in tilted towers while liqqy2 was willy waggling with livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk, talex posting infopics in transcord while grobgermaniums in preuben were coping about eu4babs mid war starts, and willy wagglers were arguing over goy4 crimeamod meta in steamgruppen at 3 am while AARnon was in the corner spamming his cringe war plan while trying to farm steam awards for โfunny paradox momentsโ with a 500-word lore post about his congo run in vicky 2. blud thought he was Bismarck IRL while the goy4 autist was doomscrolling /gsg/ crying about supply rework and screaming โF in chatโ when his save corrupted on session 28 of the Byzies megacampaign. bro was legit coping harder than a eu4bab who canโt keep a PU, deadass grinding dev clicks in malaya while transcord is pinging about a new infopic drop. meanwhile, /big/ posters were screaming about willy conquest routes while talex leaked the next memegame2 in /v2g/ while spamming hfm-slop in chat. mrbeast dropped in saying โratioโ while someone in /gsg/ was crying over their goy4 ironman save getting corrupted while another was stuck in a willy waggling loop in poland trying to unite germania for the hundredth time in HPM. kai cenat and fanum tax moments hit when someone finally formed germania and immediately got coalitioned by all of europe, before uninstalling. someone said โbro thinks heโs grandiโ trying to flex a preuben WC at 3 am, but got clapped by a coalition of the ottomemes, france, and poland because he forgot to build boats, deadass.
i think some raider is impersonating poor otterbro
either that or he finally snapped
>steamgruppen
>infopic
yung yohan is that you?
no, *clearly* someone typed that out
i'm gonna move to china and get a degree in slavery
gsg is a metric general, we use radians here
fr no cap last nightโs memegame2 in transcord was peak paraslop ong. grandi pulled up flexing his winstreaks while liqqy2 was willy waggling through his fifth losestreak in goy4, claiming โnah trust, this is optimal microโ while his army attritioned to 12%. talex was in t.gsg ranting about bantu cultures and how the boers are actually the meta for dem pops expansion, but blud still got coalitioned by preuben because he didnโt have boats, deadass. AARnon spammed his cringe lorepost with a 10k word infopic, begging for a W but caught a fat L when the jannies nuked his thread for reposting the same willy conquest route for the fifth time. dude had the fade lined up in his webcam while mining bitcoin in the background claiming it funds his next steamgruppen DLC
when even the otterfag impersonator says it's a memegame then you know it's a memegame
give me a ck2 playthrough quick
he's making fun of your stupid forced meme that'll never catch on
memegame memegame memegame
we does feel great thanks for asked
now take colonial ideas and colonize georgia
t. paradox intern responsible for cheevos
reminds me of nfag whenever he spergs out in /big/, that's probably who pretended to be otterfag
fr no cap last nightโs CK2 memegame in t.gsg was peak paraslop ong โ grandi pulled up mid-session with a scuffed ironman save claiming heโs got โOP bloodline stacksโ while liqqy2 and talex were willy waggling their cadet branches in VC. meanwhile AARnon was farming upvotes with infopics of โhow to incest optimallyโ while the jannies nuked niggerposting in the thread, and another dude dropped a bitcoin donation for the host with โW host broโ before hotjoining as a random bantu culture courtesan in the Abbasid court for the memes
>general
why the fuck is this not in vg
seriously why are eu4 cheevos added after release so fucking bad? they're all based on some retarded fucking pun
i normally wouldn't care about them because i don't even own a game on steam but the only playthroughs arumba does are for cheevos and it makes for shit playthroughs
>>2095814you type like a fag.
pls keep doing this. We need more of your blessed posts
>why the fuck is this not in vg
ask the janitors
@804
what religion what startdate?
i fink i go for for a relaxing pope playthrough
>check this general
>its all weird one to two line shitposts
hmm
nooooooooooooo, they took down atajew.com
https://web.archive.org/web/20240205092443/https://www.atajew.com/
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catholic, 1066
or maybe alexiad. yeah alexiad seems like the better start date
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problem with alexiad is that the first crusade is most likely to happen over anatolia instead of jerusalem.
my amazing vanilla plus mod fixes this issue.
grandi can you stfu for a bit
think ill play japan in eu4 for a bit
any recommended mods/goals/daimyo to start as
so far im thinking to start as some random OPM, unite by 1470~, go colonialist, take taiwan and korea then turn them jap, but dunno anything else
i haven't played eu4 in years but i myself have been thinking of playing as tall ainu and conquering nihon and culture converting the north to ainu over the last couple weeks
but if i download the game and play i'll probably remember how just how shit eu4 is and uninstall
yeah i havent played in years either
2095833
sounds good do I start as a custom count in the Sultanate or do I start in Poland and try to leap frog to Anatolia?
i can also recommend Korea into Japan. but nothing goes over attacking Korea as Japan:/
how the hell do you imagine the backstory of a pollack amongst turks?
if you can think of something convincing then do that otherwise just play as a normal pole from poland
well you know he would be like that one turk in poland, but in reverse
there's a turk in poland?
Brunei was a good campaign too. you can easily blockade Ming to death 10 years in with your galleys
yeah and theres a japanese nationalist in turkey too
its a bit of a convoluted story
Skibidi gyatt rizz only in Ohio but itโs actually Germania, bro did you pray today before loading into your Crimeamod Preuben run with dem pops and bantu cultures mid-goon cave, literally hitting the griddy on the boers in the /gsg/ steamgruppen. Itโs me, liqqy2, willy waggling willy wagglers over Talexโs memegame2. "make me blud" said AARnon Iโm in the steamgruppen with Talex and Liqqy2 farming cheevos the ocky way, no edging in class cause Willy said itโs a memegame2 and the jannies are being skibidi sus. another dude dropped a whole preuben infopic about why the boers should get a decision tree, then dipped to go scalp bitcoin and doomscroll /gsg/... home. meanwhile Willy was looksmaxxing for cheevos while dj khaled says โanother one.โ Blud thought he fire with alt f4 hell
wait what ck2? i was talking about /gsg/ posters
i wonder what the real otterman will say about all this when he wakes up
ick kaan understaand Afrikaan
you know remember how johan attacked turkey to free greece no matter what country he played as
kek i love ottershits now
i shit on your otter "prophet"
Kill the otter unbeliever
Acronym Definition
DADC Dorchester Alcohol and Drug Commission (Summerville, SC)
DADC Didn't Ask, Don't Care (gay military policy variant)
lmfao always the same with those liberal crybabies. homosex whiner
why is that fag claiming that wasn't the real otterfag when he was literally making a normal otter post just AN HOUR before the tiktok brainrot posts?
>minimizes game
>/gsg/ is still being retarded
>goes back to game
>he's not playing as Humans
:|
of course i'm not playing as humans
i'm playing as tentacle rape crab monsters who want to rape the humans
>sci-fi faction is just generic "humans" instead of multiple different nations vying for the slice of the space pie
worst trope in all of fiction
this is why sid meier's alpha centauri is so good
kill this species traitor for heresy
imagine a real space /gsg/ just but earth is one big hre with each country having its own space program colonizing different systems and allying different aliens to btfo a different earth country
>france gets a UN unlawful territory penalty for taking planet #1488 from germany
thoughts on epstein list?
>worst trope in all of fiction
>this is why sid meier's alpha centauri is so good
just play starsector, nothing but humans in that
If Trump had fucked a 14 year old, he should just release it... if he fucked a 10 year old girl tho...
>epstein list
what about it. oh the little puppets who pretend to be our rulers are a bunch of sickos? in other news bear shits in the woods.
don't care about epstein, don't care about stop killing games
it's all tl;dr if it doesn't affect my beloved russians
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thoughts?
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lol, the persians are blobbing into turks
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but i don't want just men, i want to have aliens, too, but the idea of all of earth being this single unified globohomo (in the literal sense of the word) empire is silly
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nooooo, they're losing
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well here's what you can try and do in stellaris
i say 'try' because i never actually tried to self-sabotage in this
you can spawn yourself as unified humans who are surrounded by other races who have a headstart on you (i think difficulty level helps with that, but it might not be necessary) and who all have militaristic and supremacist ethics or something like that,
if they try and invade you, they will probably take you piece by piece, some of your planets might revolt and you'll be divided from the other humans
makes for a good start to a roleplay story, especially if you start out as pacifist but also xenophobe, keeping your diplomacy terrible with the neighbors
*runs out of manpower*
well alri thats it lads fun time is over
Teutonic Order into Argentinia?
man i would love to.
Krakau for Brandenburg?
no, it'll ruin the borders
ok but why are you playing as rothschild england financing pruBia instead of playing as pruBia yourself?
just remembered eu4 is a ragebait game
had to reload my save because i forgot that i need to put out a magic edict before i pump my magic mana so i may materialize romanpunk yapanese aesthetics in my capital
>worst trope in all of fiction
>this is why sid meier's alpha centauri is so good
then why is terra invicta so bad?
games where you can play as the rothschilds?
closest i can think of is die fugger
because earth unconquered is a bad game at its core, meanwhile smac is just civ with better writing
i play prussia myself when eu5 comes out. now i am just training the ai to play prussia
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lol, i wonder if they would help me in the crimean war
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qina didn't join, but nihon did ))))
ok let me reload the save file because why would i call japan into the crimean war???
yeah dont distract japan man
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WTF
these niggers must have been black flagged somewhere
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love my cute little serbia
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so whendyou think i should go for exploration eh
definitely not before either innovative, espionage or offensive
before that you don't really have enough colonial range to reach ameriga
just go now. there is nothing else to do as Japan when you only want Korea and Taiwan. or you only for expansion. this can be nice too. you get explorers from burghers
important to never ever take innovative or espionage
whend innovative become shit i thought it was one of the best
ugh i love naval battles
even more so i love btfoing the anglos at sea. makes me so happy to beat the "unbeatable" foe
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it still is the best just one retard here has a chip on his shoulder
it does nothing. only the 15 ica is good.
poorfag. it generates ZERO mana too
it generates a shitload of mana retard
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i wonder where the anglo fleet is...
how?! and dont say cheaper advisors...
inno is for casual players who arenยดt constantly min-maxing
>inno is [blatant lie]
arumba... my favourite casual player
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>what's 2+2?! and don't say 4...
innovative is for playing tall early only
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ugh
we did it /gsg/! we saved the eastern christians!
theres still a lot of christians in the green area
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my pops are so poor...
HAHAHAHAH FOREST BANTUS AHAHAHAHAHHA GET IT?
that's northwestern forest bantu to you
for me it's the lacustrine bantus
hope my rx590 will deal with eu5 on max settings without singing
needless to say i will have a new cpu and mobo and maybe more ram before that day comes
me, ill be playing it on my sisters thinkpad
who is this one faggot who keeps blind hyping about eu5
imagine this but for the next game
innovative is for midgame advisor/policy improvements
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ugh... iron and blood...
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and for my next trick...
oh no, the expelling of the turks takes a while...
>highest high in the game is watching pixelated pops of your choice in your city of choice prospering
yikes
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2nd time's the charm
before
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after
,HEI-rilla is a witch' on youtube
remember how johan played crimeamod greece and then russia won crimean war so his playthrough was ruined
that and greece being (historically) 15% albanian made him ragequit the mod forever
nevermind that hpm is a very pro-turk mod
no greece is historically 100% hellene
and roman
crimeamod more like CRINGEMEMEMOD
gsg more like... hey why you guys want to exclude me? i love you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8tSBJh0K-Y
you using the craftsman glitch or did you mod your game to be able to genocide without infamy
i expelled the turks, they didn't die
ummmmm i dont remember that being possible
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FapbUcVb6vk
https://litter.catbox.moe/96o4u6.mp3
you have to control tsargrad iirc and all turks in your provinces depart to ankara
kids these days and their mods
back in my days we would play yellow prussia in vanilla without any dlc
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time to free the serfs
after all why shouldn't the huwite men be free?
why is the party named pan slaviki
i don't remember it being like this
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really good song. should have been the german anthem
i still remember the good ole days of booting up dh kaiserreich and being forced to listen to it at like 3x the volume of that mp3 for a good minute or two
some shitposter needs to update his crimeamod
but i am playing with the newest crimesmod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIh1eOw0zV8
best german anthem coming through
that's 100% realistic, for both points
idk that's some mememod from moddb
>>2096270i don't remember the zoomed-in texture of the forest looking this good
is this a part of the mod or am i just retarded
still blows my mind how south korea is majority christian
majority christian if you ignore the atheist half of the population
can you blame them
after seeing what happened to japan, they were like "okay i'll be whatever washington wants me to be"
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kleingermania looks like a shark mid-jump
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the forest texture is vanilla
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it'll blow your mind even more to find out south korea is majority circumcised
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yikes!
can you stop reuploading shit straight out of ifunny
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*does nothing*
*wins*
>*does nothing*
there's your problem
you're not blobbing enough
but by uniting nihon you're already at governing cap, especially if you develop your lands (as you should)
i miss when you could actually blob in eu4 without getting punished so hard for it
no need for army, for now
drain of money while i'm unciv just like qinck
>but by uniting nihon you're already at governing cap,
are you saying you can't conquer a shit-ton of land outside of japan as japan?
i thought eu4 was *the* map-painter that outblobs other map painters?????
when exactly did this change?
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lol
these werent here when i last played
build irregulars or cavalry, they're dirt cheap and let you fight reactionaries
we're doing fine at the moment
REALLY wish there was an unified japanese culture
or that you could at least unify it
its retarded having to unify by culture converting your own shit
also i want a proper culture thats actually labeled japanese not "tougoku" "saigoku" etc they sound retarded
based mongolia player, what are your goals for this campaign?
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benis :DDDDDDDDDD
goal is becoming a blob akin to yours
but sea access through peking or manchuria will be secured
i prefer my mongolias small and cute
i imagine russia looks like total shit with a mongolia shaped like that, straight back and all
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*blobs*
wu next
after i digest a little ill rape korea with jianzhou
you need to blob all of chy-na
establish protectorate over qing... vgh
you actually took espionage เซฎ โข ๏ป - แ
if you don't take it you're actually gimping yourself
you take man date anyway what do you need claims for
i see myself in the screenshot
hot manchu chick became regent after my 30 year old 555 guy shat his pants and died
i can make the manchus my tributary by the way, just need to wait till the war ends
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uh no
i put a little colonie on the filipinos so i could claim them and rape their ass
also thoughts on putting daimyo on china proper? just releasing the little 1 state cunts as my vassals
moving daimyos into chyna?
no no
since im still the shogunate i still have access to the daimyo and shogun system, anybody i shit out becomes a daimyo
or maybe they become regular vassals that the effects of the shogun system applies to, dunno
do it
create your little confucian chinese empire
yeah i guess i shall
ill try to only take coastal trade centers and stuff while ruling the rest with my little daimyos
pretty tight on ruling capacity anyway
>ning
>ming
>qing
>ping
>ding
>bing
...............................am i being silly here or can you not declare war over your daimyos cores
fuck
if you shit out daimyo they just eat each other + you want to swap the reform for another anyway (get celestial empire)
how do i become the emperor of the chinks though
you take the emperorship in a war (it's not worth it, you get those same penalties ming got in your screenshot, especially if you do not control the key provinces)
you declare war on the chinperor with take mandate of chin cb
also extends your jap mission tree
blubwaffen aus
anyway ill stop here for today im hungry and have shit to do too
manchus rivaled me so i cant rely on them for shit now, maybe if i get lucky theyll attack korea and ill get to piggyback ride off that
next time i play i want to take brunei + that region in general, korea, then finally get an explorer and discover the amerikkkas
im a bit worried about china theyre all at like 70 ae and of course korea too, they couldnt beat me even in a coalition but invading would be cancer
ill lay low there for a while though so hopefully they just wont do shit
should i make the philippines and southeast asia in general a trading company btw? i know they're op but not how or why
definitely make them into trading companies if you do not have the governing capacity to full core them and accept their cultures
territories are only good for making your name bigger on the map
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wtf is this trash?
ck3 been out for so long and still no tranny mod
why would you want a tranny mod
poland got yeetโd the ocky way, unalive energy, bruh. goy4 memes were bussinโ, but nfag was yapping in transcord about bitcoin and steamgruppen drama like a hueschizo stuck in memegame2. Sheesh, he tried to finesse preuben, but t.gsg jannies said โtouch grassโ, banned him for gooning in the thread, no cap. meanwhile biggers are cope posting until willy becomes GOAT. โBet,โ said talex, dropping numod, ong, man was mogging eu4babs out of /big/ slop chat while hueschizo ranted about t.johan updates. โSenpai,โ says otter, โthis aura valid, bestie.โ Bruh rizzing up t.johanโs DMs while goy4 devs drop bitcoin airdrop. On the other hand, Talex locked in the transcord, dropping a kurwa blobr AAR about germania fuel while eu4babs doomscroll vic2 crisis memes like bruh, I see your vicky 3 fantaslop crashout, uninstall that mid and come touch grass fr. Bro thinks heโs thane but really heโs a huefag with 0 cheevos, zero drip, all cap, all cringe. Itโs all white and based until arumba shows up as reportfag, talking about how to minmax dem pops the ocky way while getting clapped by a random eu5 AI. Itโs all memegame at the end, bro, play memegame get memed on, ong, fr, valid, bussinโ with a side of bussy if you catch that sigma fade uwu
this is so stupid i couldn't help laugh
i just think it would be cute
the guy who made that is going to burn in hell btw
it's just an otter, chill
Religious conversion in this mod is ass. Final nail in the coffin I'm going back to hpm.
The Death of Hong Xiuquan event never fired so I'm stuck as a theocracy (not terrible, I like playing as theocracies; but I'd have liked to become a constitutional monarchy eventually).
Also the warlord event hasn't fired - looking at the events it seems it can fire as Qing, Taiping or China but it requires two Qing-specific decisions to be taken so I guess it never will. Which kind of sucks because the Warlord Era also enables the Revolutionary Activity event spam which blasts your militancy through the roof so you get a reform every 6 months until you become a Constitutional Monarchy - But that would suck anyway if I'm stuck as a theocracy. Instead I'm fighting liberal rebel spam even though my global militancy is below 1 (too low for my UH to allow reforms but individual pops of over 100,000 have 10 militancy).
Basically it's just boring and I only want to play Taiping to watch gooks become good Christians.
oh man eating that meal completely disabled me i cant be bothered to get off my ass and do anything
should have played crimeamod
you saw the girl play cry mod and she didnt like it either
>french korea
>french persia
for me its portuguese persia and danish tunisia
Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio but actually Germania, willy waggling dem pops in preuben while otter said his Wilhelmine germanium reich needs one more infopic to flex on the hueschizo who ratioโd him last night for calling Preuben โkino.โ meanwhile, t.johan sits atop Paradox Tower, counting bitcoin and replying โLโ to nfag begging for crimeamod to be integrated in goy4. โDid you pray today before reloading for 2% better rizz?โ nfag simp rizzing up baby Gronk while Arumba streams memegame2 for 14 viewers, Talex screaming โmidโ as nfag posts โno edging when it's dippingโ. meanwhile hueschizo and otter argue in transcord about the best time to switch to Fascism, while Byzies spam โturks are white and basedโ in chat. in the end Quandale Dingle AARnon dropped yet another delulu boers campaign while jannies accuse him for savescumming
Persia is inexpicably blue in this mod.
And Korea became gobbunisd and apparently that makes them blue.
i too would be blue if i were communist
>>2096641map graphics look interesting however
doesn't lean too into hoi4's trend of vampirism, while still having this almost comic bookish palette
yes, when hoi4 game looks all dark with bright lettering
go to google.com or wikipedia.org and choose "dark" or "dark mode" or "dark theme" or whatever
mods that make the game look like this are vampire mods
>>2096675oh and most importantly, i hate them
they look like SHIT
i call it vampire because it reminds me of goths at a rave, aka vampires
it's too dark, looks like shit
also one of crimeamod selling points is that heavenly china actually becomes protestant
but i guess adding 999 historically accurate religions and 999 historically accurate bantus is more important
this is what come to mind when i think of "vampire theme"
when i think vampire theme i think of all the modded heartsofRGB4 i've ever seen posted on this website
is brogamming hard? kinda wanna make a mod that actually changes the gameplay instead of changing basic values as a way to buff/nerf shit
>hmmmmm yea' check out my japan TFR, invading china rn, and the soviets are next!
h8 when pruรia blobs into bohemia like that
down with the eagle
and up with the cross
down with your mum's ass and up with my cock
ugh what could have been.....or should i say....what WILL be
>he still hasn't retaken sakhalin
ah yes, glad i could inspire you to bring that slop back
there hasnt been a single update to japan since the mod first released because the dev team is too small, therefore theres still no way to declare on pccia and nuke their ass
you can join the dev team and help them if you want to see karafuto retaken
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>hmmmmm yea' check out my japan TFR, invading china rn, and the soviets are next!
i don't play goy4 and i certainly do not want to mod goy4
report and ignore the retard btw
bit baffling to think that its now been over a decade since i first formed a grossgermaniums with all of ah in it
with all of the what in it?
ah?
what is ah?
you gunna' sneeze or something?
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see? he will not elaborate
should have listened and not replied to the retard. he probably hasn't even formed a kleingermania, let a lone a groB one
meanwhile here's my first vic2 game ever
thats what we call a kleingermania you retard
posting the coolest looking grossgermania i've ever seen so far
it contains austria therefore it's gross, nigger
>therefore it's great
exactly the point you moron
^ retarded nigger can't even form a coherent thought ^
^ double nigger coming from EFL NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Qh3VTmtxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMxL_p5uRgU
>>2094943>Especially useful if you plan on playing in a single county.Yeah obviously you only have one county you need more castles. Having only one county is the opposite of what you want to be doing. You want to fill your demesne (ideally like 14) with counties, each packed with cities. You want an entire de jure kingdom to yourself if you could.
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hello where are the posts?
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surely it's over forever
t. clueless
playing game
will post later one of these days
just as soon as i finish doing all these tasks and finally squashing the l-cluster
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depleted. -kcal. doing more sport and i have to watch some series or so before going back to campaigning. starting over is tiresome. i wish i had my old saves from my other pc:/
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lol, sold alaska and usa immediately went bankrupt
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stupid turks
to prevent this cursed timeline we live in, why else
just imagine, okay... just imagine...
the western coast of warm-water north america... not controlled by washington dc
eh...? sounds good, right? you know you should...
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for that i should invade england, no?
england comes later
the bigger fish needs to die first
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my schwarze see flote ain't what it used to be... i barely won against england's b-team navy
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it's 1965, england is the big fish
who cares, they fizzle out on their own
so what's the easiest way to play victoria ii, vanilla or what
but when they fizzle out on their own all the jews move to america which in turn turns america from a minor freemasonic nuisance into the great satan it is today
okay pal but this is a videogame we're talking about, not a /pol/tard thought game
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yes, vanilla. crimeamod is a good mod if you want something that's simple to play and not a full-on bloatmod
and don't fucking buy it, just pirate it
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i'm merely talking about history, retard
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now this is the proper time to rebel, when your overlord is embroiled in a major war
meanwhile irl those retarded poles rebelled during peacetime, twice, instead of during the crimean war
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and because i deliberately make whole stacks out of a single culture poland now has a cute army to actually fight with
small island chain with resources already well-tapped and arguably divided in historical/cultural/linguistic dispute between anglo-saxons, welsh, scots and irish, and also marred a bit by outsiders (who never ended up assimilating) like french
vs
large resource-bountiful nation spanning from a massive coast to another massive coast, all dominated by one capital, with both coasts defended not only by the factor of settlers but also by massive distance of the pacific ocean's expanse, with a ridiculous abundancy of resources that will serve an ever-modernizing society that isn't torn much by war
...
kind of easy to see who is the bigger threat
so jews aren't that big a deal when you consider it
geography and the common man's spirit plays a bigger part
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yes, the country that plays other great powers against each other and actively suppresses foreign nationalism; during that era it's england and usa does not pick up the mantle until the english power starts waning
all the things you mention are non-issues and england was also de facto untouchable until the 2nd weltkrieg which is coincidentally when the jews fled ship
CK2 dnieper satellite texture has a bad offset or something, creating a dark tattoo of the river near the terrain on the right side of it
wonder how i never noticed this before?
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goddamn anglos
and i'm not even gonna get any reparations from this war
it is them who deserve to get invaded, not estados unidos
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ugh... the balkans are finally free
next stop, egypt
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rip polend
>>2096898crimememod classic
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>follow a retreating army into warsaw
>suddenly 6 million mobilized poles spawn
rip
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the only mod that prevents this sort of thing is hpm by doing that installment payment by event thing but that bugs out very often
this is the vanilla solution and while not perfect works better
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>irl polish uprising
>10k losses each side
and here i am already up to 50k losses on each side and it's far from over
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wow, they can mobilize a lot
before the previous battle it was 85 brigades
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welp, time to russify them
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lol, masovia before their uprising had like 1.2m pops
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yep
and the jews mostly went unscathed
>After our country was came out of the latest war
Also why did you get two January Uprisings
i didn't. the first event spawns poland as a puppet for a short while so they can build up their army before the war proper
thread is so ripe for mass janny deletion holy shit
>>2096983omg a racist!!!!
liqqy without craftsmen bug would be the perfect game
liqqy with an ethnicity factor would be... uhh... an okay game i suppose
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based brazilian still salty liquoria realistically represents brazilians as brown
even the captcha ends in v2
gilded destiny will be interesting to try if it comes out
>aislop promo material
probably will manage to be worse than vic3, somehow
>material outside of the game that are ai is... le bad!
i look like this and say this
niggas who brag about captcha like he's making a point be like
if he wants to be retarded and use captcha like it's his magic 8-ball he can
yep, this guy's salty for being called out on being a brownzilian
look how he grasps at straws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOx1cpEoCW0
could this be the true successor to memegame2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAdvSli74nQ
>globe earth
good game for the eternally mindbroken
how ya'll cope with outgrowing gs games? shit don't feel as good no more
that does nothing to me anymore just like porn with "perfect body"
it can be changed, should you be willing
still waiting on the gs eye salve and balm but eu5 3dmap looked pretty ok
i want to play on unc's 300 ft home theatre system (flatmap mode)
something like age of' could genuinely be sweet. i enjoyed napolean tw mp there's something about a decently neutral start where you gotta build, build roads, divide armies and delegate them from scratch which is cool. like how civ is pretty compelling at least on paper in much the same space
Ein weiรes Sportjackett und eine rosa Nelke,
Ich bin aufgetakelt zum Tanze.
Ein weiรes Sportjackett und eine rosa Nelke,
Ich bin ganz allein in der Romanze.
-singleplayer grossgerm anthem
you're the smartest community i know
is bread healthier than seeds for birds or are they just retarded enough to eat whatever
https://youtu.be/2WSqXrvm8i0?si=T3Q9QMjsfl7ZGX88
the penis tucked into asscrack community would tell you never to feed a chicken bone to a dog and not to touch a seal in the water (even tho they love it)
the bird will respond more to your spiritual understanding than the food anyway. you know they can talk ? met some cheeky magpies the other week they were making fun of me. but we reached an understanding
magpies defined our cultural borders
imagine a magpie telling you "shut the fuck thaneslop retard"
imagine a magpie with a blue mohawk. imagine the butplug strut
i don't understand what you're saying so you must be right
deleted memory post savour it
seem to remember eu4 map reveal being more impressive in its day compared with eu5... not to say it didn't impress me a bit
what's so impressive about eu5 map are you suffering from down syndrome?
I find it funny whenever there's a video from Europe of a magpie and a horde of dumb aussies show up crying "THAT'S NOT A MAGPIE!"
fairly certain the eu4 map got shat on a lot at release
magpie is that pny right
why are you guys talking about it
i ain't no basic bitch i can't be seen liking fluttershy
>imagine a magpie telling you "shut the fuck thaneslop retard"
best post in this whole thread
if i was alive back in the good ole days i would be willy 2's top guy and roundhouse kick that kike bismarck out of germany
wow you're so cool i wish you were my dad
even doe the good ol' day was in 2010 where you could buy 1000 bitcoin for a pocket change
you can buy xrp for a big discount. granted its a little bit more risky now because now its at tree fiddy whereas last time i told you about it it was at 2.60 so.... i cant really financially advise you to buy, that is not to say that me mentioning it prior was financial advice.
i am not a financial advisor.
wow you're so lame. i wouldn't want you as a dad in a million years.
the willy loyalist prussian vs the the morally bankrupt bitcoin-playing pseudo-jewish bavarian
changing your surname doesnt make you north german
imagine spending mundo bucks on a led stripp butplug parlour tremendously embarassing
^new best post in thread
>led stripp butplug parlour
what the fuck is this weirdo trying to describe
also, kissing your own ass doesn't make your post good you goofy bitcoin faggot
>nfag is so mindbroken by bitcoin that his idea of what "the good ol' days" has shifted to 2010
grim
i touch your dog when you're at work fgt don't test me
australian magpies are the trannies of birds
they're not real magpies. they're not even remotely related to magpies
australians are the drunk "dude weed lmao" idiotic descendants of anglos
it is honestly disgusting how australians try to pass their niggerbirds off as noble corvids
the english should have deported their convicts straight to hell
american magpies have those yellow outer eyes that indian myna birds have putting them on report for possible low IQ
as with anything american you have to settle for the low fructose corn syrup equivalent
Quiet gsg I'm watching chadgun.
what's chadgun
is that like some tranime some guy on jewtube mentioned called chainsaw man
confederate states of sudamerica
the land of magic and high-fantasy, where even the japs transform into brazilians 3 years into their stay
in numod california is primary ashkenazi, how about crimememod?
yankee primary dixie accepted
>applying late 20th century logic to liqqy
california was a huwhite conservative state until the 1980s, 44 years after the game's end
dutch took opportunity and seized wallonia, french was too preoccupied to fight for it
grob sudamerica
next i'll annex brazil and chile trough consoel
that's cheating!
you should have at least written your own decision that gives you conquest cbs
i fought them with puppet cb and won against them
fair and square
that has a significantly lower warscore cost
ugh... one big blob with low population density and only fruit and cawfee rgos...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laguna_Negra,_Catamarca
imagine spamming cheating campaign
>b-but it's just a bit
>b-but it's a mod
have no shame
continue posting your cheating campaign, king
and don't forget to fire a bunch of events 14680
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Rio de...
Why do people have melties over mods for a map coloring VN
no one is having a "meltie"
manually firing event 14680 is a great fun enhancer
those countries you thought were interesting but always too low pop to be any relevant? fire an event 14680 and they're suddenly playable
want to play finland as something other than russia's afk puppet? fire event 14680 and you are suddenly able to think about gaining independence
want to play as burma and win a guerilla war against the uk? fire event 14680!
want to play as korea and not always feel like you're just an inferior japan clone? that's right, event 14680!
i remember my last v2 campaign before grandi disappearing was a grobplatinums one where i quit by 1870
i did it in hfm out of spite
thoughts
the average inhabited abo prov is higher in development than the averages of both china and korea
what date was he's last seen?
i think 2017 or 2018
if you go by the theory of gay fag pack guy also being hpm(which has now been proven to be false) maybe 2020? 2022?
and if we go with the theory of aarnog being grandi then uhhh.... i think hes still here?
development was a mistake
return to base tax
TIL plcommonwealth modeled its kingship after roman republic where a percentage of its nobles voted for the next king / consul
>the name of the country speaks for itself. Rzecz Pospolita is a direct translation of the Latin Res Publica. A republic in which the nobility (on average 10% of the population, reaching 23% in some areas) elected the monarch as an executive with very limited powers.
poland = 2nd roman republic confirmed
and then the hun and mongol barbarians paid the nobility to vote for retarded shit and the republic fell
the end
>hre
>lets nobles vote
>wannabe kings buy votes by handing out gold and priviledges
>authority crumbles
>gets carved up
>poland
>does the same thing
>gets carved up
>surprised pikachu face
in eu4, neighbouring countries can even install a person of their culture on the polish throne
how is this not cucked? why don't poland complain?
^ shitty robbie impersonator
i'm probably the only one who didn't follow that gaylord grandi drama. mainly because i don't play with mods but shit died down in early 2019 based on my half awareness and 4kb brain memory
it was never about the mod, rob was not real
it was about the control over the thread
youre not even albanian you lying asshole
but i've been there and talked to the so called "poles"
although now that i think about it they did seem a bit robotic
>>2096067>>2097015>retarded janny deleting on-topic posts
>>2097547>a percentage of its noblesactually any noble who showed up had a vote. but yes the szlachta were a considerable percentage of the commonwealth's population.
>why don't[sic] poland complain?
Because that's the downfall of every democracy in history. They were shortsighted, only concerned with their own continued autonomy and a foreign king whose heir wouldn't inherit had little interest in investing resources into increasing royal power in Poland. Instead these kings plundered the country's wealth over centuries and enlisted its populace into fighting foreign wars the country had nothing to gain from.
They did realise this and tried to fix it eventually, but by then it was far too little and much too late.
how to see deleted posts in thread? 4ch x not working
those posts were'nt worth the hype. espec. the one about gilded density
https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/
put in the /thread/#################
https://youtu.be/WzfhCa-x_Ro?si=HHsLVGPkvEsU9zDY
https://youtu.be/R6zovriNgzE?si=3_qg70SvbZU8y26c
can you stop posting this garbage 2097774
four days straight of propagandizing on /tv/ i thought it a happy relief
what did you propagandize on /tehveh/?
you don't get to be disgusted by them brainwashing people to call kiev kyiv until you call tel aviv its proper name: jaffa
Inchallah Constantinople is next
>Took back Africa from the Knights of Hospitalier (now called the Knights of Sardinia because they fully control the island)
>Gave it to a reliable brother, and granted independance to lower my threat so I can still fight the Byzantine
>Two rulers later, he is still alive
>He is now a decadent, cruel, craven and all his sons are enuchs
>Managed to lose Africa
This nigger always asked me for help, hell the whole Christian world helped the Knights to take Kabylia and now that my previous ruler died he refused every alliances and make my dynasty decadent on the way. On top of that all the claimants invasion came from his land. Fitna at his greatest.
>>2096067wtf why did they delete my post?
>>2097912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y34vq_J69-4
>>2097837>>2097872Is that a historical dynasty?
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the other option is west galicia -____________-
why is that event so op in meme mod
>>2097923Nope, its a random Greek count, started out as a vassal of Rรปm in 1071 when it just started, I renamed the dynasty to Al-Rรปmi and the coat of arms is from a mod called "Plenty of Coat of Arms" the ironman/achievment compatible version.
All of this is for the RP, I converted to Sunni, I took the titular Sultanate on faction demand and conquered most of Rรปm.
Now, Im waiting for the right time to completly conquer Anatolia and Constantinople since the Byzantine are still strong.
Only after that I will create a Custom Empire of Rรปm, usurp the Byzantine Empire (I may have to convert to Orthodox) and destroy it so it can fracture the empire in smaller realm.
After that I will focus on the East and conquer large parts of the Seljuks big empire and reconquer (again Spain).
It was my first time trying a "late" start date, suprisingly good and balanced. The Christians are hard to play against and all the counties got respectable navy and tech. So alliances are much better.
Next time, I'll do the Latin Empire or just before so I can play an interesting dynasty's beneficiary.
in meme mods? well that's because meme mods like hyatch pee emm face chronic iron and coal shortages
in normal mods and vanilla they're fun because iron is simply more profitable than grain
Am I doing the Groรgermanisches thing right?
but your order doesn't own a sliver of german land
two sicilies more like twelve sicilies
>>2097949I own West and East Prussia.
that's kaszeb and prussian (balt) land respectively
my ssds came in
2 tb to each one, now i can finally pirate games without a care about killing my tlc flash memory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Ems
why did so much shit happen here?
ems dispatch
ems ukaz
all in a random german village
idk dude freemason significance perhaps
Thats perhaps the most succesful AI Nomad and Borjigin I saw. That guy seems cool as hell, shame he refuses all any alliances.
>>2097741get 4chan-xt (updated 4chanx) and click the arrow in upper right corner
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is france stupid?
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>Thats perhaps the most succesful AI Nomad and Borjigin I saw
the reason why ai mongols have trouble blobbing when they could and should be blobbing is because the nomad cb has arbitrary restrictions, my amazing vanilla plus mod fixes this.
>>2097912that germany just reminded me that in vic3 germany still doesnt form even by 1936(its been like this since release)
>my amazing vanilla plus mod fixes this
I'll have to try modded some time, I wait until I have little bit. What does your mod change?
The Borjigin fucked around and is going to found out btw
>I wait until I have little bit more experience with most mechanics
Erratum
>>2098001>No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be.
>What does your mod change?
the aforementioned fix to the nomad invasion cb, it also doubles the crusade target weight for jerusalem which means when a crusade happens the target is more likely to be jerusalem instead of egypt or anatolia for example. and it buffs the lustful trait a little bit by giving it a 0.25 health bonus which is really not much i just thought it would be nice for lustful to represent some physical health in a character because it makes sense and because with old age theres an event that removes lustful. and i renamed the russian count/duke/king titles to russian titles.
there are a few more small fixes and changes planned but thats about it.
really small changes but thats the point
Oh I thought it was more changes but these are great
>Lustful +0.25 health
I personally think it makes the trait a bit too powerful, especially since the AI can get STDs which can help fight it a lot more.
Perhaps put a +0.5 and +1 health on Scholarly Theologian and Mastermind Theologian.
But I see the your vision, these changes are good.
I don't think I've ever seen the mongolchuds fail to conquer China. Honestly, I thought their victory was scripted. That's quite impressive, honestly.
He was the scripted Mongol Borjigin, Temujin died 4 generations ago including with most of his event troops.
post more vic2 screenshots
wasso wasso wasso wasso wasso wassaaaaaap
i got screenshots, just not the ones you want
>Yet another adventurer
>This one seems interesting, can make a great commander for me or make a fun war
>Invades with only half of my total troop count
>He is utterly destroyed
>One last battle so I can end this then invade the Byzantine, he has only 1k left against my 20k
>Duel happens
>I lost
>He captures me
>Wins but choose to be a duke of my vassal
This nigger could at least take a kingdom it would be fun to retake but no, he has to be an idiot. I'll kill him through a plot, he had potential to be great.
i will never be a bantu pop
>spamming mudslime slop
you're the filthy bantu pop here
there's nothing wrong with playing as mosselmans, alhamdulillah
>largest map size
grand
>age of empires 2
strategy
grand strategy? more like large gookclick
otterbro should play vic2 as the ottermans
me, i have the great conqueror bloodline (chingis)
so what have you conquered
viqqy 4 should be a dress up game
the future of grand strategy games are in general purpose ai powered game
wtf is a general purpose ai
ai trained on gta 4 videos can literally make a playable gta 4 game now, there will be a point in near future where we can just type what game we wanna play
how naive of you to think such a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8B0uQpwZs
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>ashkenazi infant
classic militant socialists
Bloodlines are such a good and easy concept, cant fugure why they didnt copy pasted that shit in CK3.
>>2098240A shame vanilla Outremer's portrait arent unique, would've loved if they Arab style clothes but French style armor.
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name my first ironclad, /gsg/
>>2098163>ImperatorBased.
>Playing as a pajeetCringe.
vgh
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>>2098287i hate poos but paurava is too fun
Most of Chinese history is fucking fake, falsified hundreds or thousands of years later
>writings dating back to the time of Jesus
>BUT the earliest fiction is from AD 1600
>terra cotta statues dating from the time of Jesus
>BUT with style, composition, level of detail incongruous with the period
>invented paper, gunpowder, rockets
>BUT shocked and confused when Westerners bring this inventions โbackโ centuries later
Chinese history is basically a series of transparent hoaxes, so that every emperor form Chโing to Mao could We Wuz a different fantasy kingdom. In truth the ancient Chinese were White men who became overrun with nonwhites, buried and covered up, Planet Of The Apes style. Itโs why they donโt let you open old tombs or excavate, any authentic finds would only incriminate them and probably lead to a revolution and mass executions (again)
>>2098240Nice, I did Maronite once.
>>2098294What the hell is that? Is that the "Restored" Alexander's Empire?
>would've loved if they Arab style clothes but French style armor.
That's what you're looking at in my screenshot. I don't play vanilla for a reason.
damn, someone forgot to take their schizo meds
Don't worry, pal, I'm sure you can still take them.
Imagine being forced to learn tens of thousands of these symbols!
Forcing people to learn this is a form of physical abuse. It's a massive waste of brain capacity which then isn't available for useful things. This is like children in radical islamic countries being forced to memorize and recite the Quran. Forcing people to learn garbage like these stone age symbols is a exercise of power. It's to dominate your subjects and break them into submission. It also shows the incredible things the human brain is capable of - but all of that potential is wasted - and that's the whole point. It's to abuse you, degrade your mental capabilities, handicap you and shape your brain by force for you are nothing more than a slave.
How the fuck do chinks cope with having the most backward language and script forced on them for the sake of oppression and saving face? This is why China will never be a power, not even a regional one. A caveman language is also what held back the subhuman Krauts and made them inferior in every regard to anglo countries who have the world's most advanced and efficient language and alphabet.
Is this the average gsg poster?
i look like this and say this
this arenยดt "symbols" you retard. you really think those are 10th of thousands of symbols? are you wtf...
>>2098335and ching chang chong to you!!
language is ruining everything you anglo abbo.
we were better off with caveman symbols and frequencies
no such thing as "waste of brain capacity"
your brain is like a muscle โ the more you strain it, the more potent it becomes. nowhere in the european world do you see nations become less smart upon adopting a more complicated language. in fact you see the simplification of language over time and you could certainly postulate that people were smarter in the past
if that were true, brazil/portugal would be a world power because of how difficult (and also disgusting) their language is
all those verbs and their various conjugations
even some of their fucking aren't completely literate because of all that trite
>>2098317Paurava in Invictus starts as vedic pajeet but can become indo-greek and larp as a diadochi because Porus was a satrap under Alexander
>>2098329what an odd phenotype
>>2098240whats the point of modding the ck2 map if it keeps that dogshit ass mediterranean unchanged
>ith Henri backed by both Legitimists and Orlรฉanists, the restoration of monarchy in France seemed a likely possibility. However, he insisted that he would accept the crown only on condition that France abandon its tricolour flag (associated with the French Revolution) and return to the use of the fleur de lys flag,[7] comprising the historic royal arms of France. He rejected a compromise whereby the fleur-de-lys would be the new king's personal standard, and the tricolour would remain the national flag.
>In 1873 another attempt to restore the monarchy failed for the same reasons.
wtf the tricolor is a great flag
no it isnt
big war 2 would have been so weird with monarchist france
>"I do not need to justify the path I have chosen. [...] I will not allow the monarchical principle, the heritage of France, the last hope of its greatness and freedoms, to be undermined after preserving it intact for forty years. [...] I am not raising a new flag, I am maintaining the flag of France [...]. Outside the national principle of monarchical heredity, without which I am nothing and with which I can do everything, where will our alliances be? [...] Nothing will shake my resolutions, nothing will wear out my patience, and no one, under any pretext, will get me to consent to become the legitimate king of the Revolution."
>"Public opinion, driven by a current that I deplore, claimed that I finally consented to become the legitimate king of the Revolution. [...] Yesterday's demands give me a measure of tomorrow's expectations, and I cannot begin a strong and restorative reign with an act of weakness."
have to respect a guy who turns down the monarchy because they use the wrong piece of cloth
why? it had a monarchist dutchland and england
yea but the king would probably lead vichy
the norwegian king didn't lead the collaborationist govt
Imagine being forced to learn tens of thousands of these names!
Forcing people to learn this is a form of physical abuse. It's a massive waste of brain capacity which then isn't available for useful things. This is like children in radical islamic countries being forced to memorize and recite the Quran. Forcing people to learn garbage like this esoteric gobbedygook is a exercise of power. It's to dominate your subjects and break them into submission. It also shows the incredible things the human brain is capable of - but all of that potential is wasted - and that's the whole point. It's to abuse you, degrade your mental capabilities, handicap you and shape your brain by force for you are nothing more than a slave.
How the fuck do /gsg/ers cope with having the most backward gameplay and design forced on them for the sake of oppression and saving face? This is why /gsg/ will never be a power, not even a regional one. A caveman gameplay is also what held back the subhuman simulationists and made them inferior in every regard to gacha gamers who have the world's most advanced and efficient game design.
but if i don't learn those names how else will i know exactly how groB to make my germania?
petain was the legitimate government before signing over half of france to hitler
if the king leads vichy then gaulle doesnt get to lead a resistance, if he flees and resists then there wouldnt be a collaborator govt
yeah who cares about francines name, right?
only the Rohan one in Bretagne is funny atm
when you think of french people, do you see them as feminime or masculine?
i try to forget women exist
i try to forget french people exist
i see them as french women of color
firstly i do not see them as people
brown french girls are cute
I love the de Rohans, beautiful CoA. I use it whenever I play Bannerlord.
>>2098414which is not they actual coa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Rohan
howdy! when Lucky Luke /gsg/ ?
lol where is my money your niggergame?
is it because i switched nation mid-war or what. fu!
/gsg/ is in /vst/ now? finally got kicked out by the gacha nerds, eh?
One time my lunatic ruler wanted to join the Hospitallers. I let him because I thought it would be cool and thematic. I didn't realize he would abscond with the entire treasury and all of my incredibly valuable and powerful artifacts.
we were getting banned on sight and forced out
really dumb that they don't just create a containment board for gacha instead of making like four different unncessary /v/ offshoot boards.
same like /mbg/
who has the authority to determine that?
was /mbg/ actually banned? I thought it just couldn't stay up. We could stay up but some fag started banning off-topic posts.
I should check /mbg/ again, what with the dlc on the way. Might have renewed some interest and light a fire under some of the modders.
i'm giving age of history 3 a swing
the portraits in this are so generic (it's literally aislop btw) and most of them are poorly representative of history leaders
for example in 1836 the kingdom of hawaii is run by some generic european-looking guy who is wearing a generic european crown
meanwhile brazil is a constitutional monarchy, so the leader looks like a king straight out of the 1200s sweden
portugal is the woman which is actually historical (maria ii)
meanwhile every single non-european force in america is running with the cherokee native clichรฉ, feathers and all
and africa is we wuz kangz all over the place, think: shirtless niggers with bulging abdominals and european crowns
alright sleep time, i'll continue later
soviets are about to invade Ukraine but haven't annexed moldova. what's going to happen to them when the war starts?
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yes that's an aislopper """""""""meme"""""""""
nobodys gonna mod that game when its still under active development
at least with rimworld and the like you get like 1 dlc a year so modders have a decent amount of time to do their shit and you can more or less guess when youll have to update stuff
>nobodys gonna mod that game when its still under active development
...he says, in a paradox general
theres a reason that eu4 ck3 etc each have like 1 "big" total conversion mod
and as for hoi4 95% of the modding work is pooing out focus trees for countries
but eu4 has a lot of big total conversion mods
beyond typus
veritas et fortitudo
mayo in texas
voltaire's nightmare
anbennar
extended timeline mod
and probably a bunch of others i don't remember off the top of my head. i don't play ck3
damn what a retard i would gladly restore the monarchy even if i have to use a shitty ugly tricolor
sometimes a man has to stand on his principles
dont worry guys nobility and monarchy will return with the crypto world order
i want noble nobility not jewish nobility
based nbro protecting us from crypto
with his low effort trolling about it no one here will be able to take bitcoin seriously
>This is why /gsg/ will never be a power, not even a regional one.
in the past we were just as strong as ksb general, and unlike them didnt even get oppressed or armenian genocided by the mods
every thread would splinter into 8 new ones every time we hit the post cap, and every other generals posters would just have to suck it up not even daring to say anything
ugh... the good old days...
and don't remember the thread getting an offshoot every now and then. an offshoot which then ran concurrently
tragsg, /v2g/, /big/, etc. and despite all of them the main thread still ran strong
>>2098271poor guy got ignored
oh yeah name it uhhhh novenbirsk reblotuion or however you wrote it in russian
>want to post campaign
>know certain tags are obscure enough to just be a self-doxx
what do you do in this situation
oh whats that you play albania in vic2? must be albanian
i think ill try to do my first kremlin campaign today bros
I've been reading up some stuff on the Nestorian church here and there, are there any fun start in CK2? I saw Socatra which could be interesting to play tall but needs a bit of work around to be "playable" as a Mercantile Republic.
I also saw that there is some Nomad Noestorian too, also, I cant find it anywhere in CK2 start dates, but I know that Hulegu was interested in an alliance but asked submission too. Are there any catholic nomad start that reflects that?
i accidentally doxxed myself the other day
i'm from the former french indochine, guess which
bonus point if you can guess my city
if i gave you some cash would you be willing to assasinate any visiting CCP officials
anyway i say saigon
oh yeah, there are only 8 million people in laos. posting a laotian campaign will surely pinpoint exactly your social security number
stfu retard it's impossible to dox yourself these days if you're not stupid
>>2098459Why was this post deleted?
i'm giving age of history 3 a swing
the portraits in this are so generic (it's literally aislop btw) and most of them are poorly representative of history leaders
for example in 1836 the kingdom of hawaii is run by some generic european-looking guy who is wearing a generic european crown
meanwhile brazil is a constitutional monarchy, so the leader looks like a king straight out of the 1200s sweden
portugal is the woman which is actually historical (maria ii)
meanwhile every single non-european force in america is running with the cherokee native clichรฉ, feathers and all
and africa is we wuz kangz all over the place, think: shirtless niggers with bulging abdominals and european crowns
eat a dick, janny <^>
>>2098605why wasn't this post deleted
I don't mean my country
more like "luba into dai viet" = "clicketyhandracks19000"
uhh probably because crisis in the kremlin is a gsg?
>>2098632change that to "shirtless severely melaninated subhumans with bulging abdominals" and i think it'll stay up
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i don't know what you mean, please elaborate
see? don't reply to the gibberishposting raider
guys, will there be niggers in eu5?
>>2098642>>2098669why were these posts deleted?
>>2098685why wasn't this post deleted
because it's a legitimate question
its legitimacy is indisputable
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>>2098694why was this post deleted
africa is for africans
you leave them alone
playing on the last day of eu4 again (jan 1st 1821)
starting as goybr, i was left with 60% of india and the other 40% being vassal swarm which was pretty bad actually, 26 of them rendered my dip mana useless (-15 per month until my dip went to -999). this was bad because i couldn't dev the 5 coal mines in the britroonia and you might say "well just break vassalisation le duh!" until you realized it costs 20 prestige per break vassal aand the fact that france being a revolutionary gives every monarchy perma -5 prestige. so i was left with no choice but to descend on africa to start farming prestige there while breaking vassalage one at a time, the rare time where "concede defeat" is useful. after i was able to accumulate dip points normally again, consolidating things was smooth sailing from then on. picrel is me preparing for the last great war between me and wide prueBen, winning condition is to occupy the entire thing. not sure if my armies can take on theirs without cheesy strat but i do have way more manpower and cash
all that paved space with 0 trees or any greenery
usa of antiquity
because i literally play in the 1821 start date you f
already exited the game
idea groups were all filled hardcodedly but i take out some for and replace them with almost full mil build
40inf 40arty composition
morale idk but probably 10 ish
discipline idk but prolly 125 ish
meanwhile หpสษสsnฬฉ should be 137% discipline
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_de_n%C3%A8gres_pendant_la_nuit
>700 ad looks so comfy
700 ad always looked comfy, especially outside of the roman empire
like say, in finnish swamps or norwegian passes where paganism was still alive and well
imagine being a proponent of pre-christian faiths and having to refer to them by the christian propaganda term of paganism. i can't image an existence more cucked
and to think some people say orwellian newspeak would not have worked...
>you f
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIGGER?
>>2098870>>2098872why were these post deleted?
i already saw that post, mr ploid
in fact that post gives me a (you)
okay, then you should have all the clarification an intelligent person would ever need
i still don't
i do not understand why a post would be deleted for merely containing the nigger word
not that i support any of 4chan's rules, most of which are cucked, but you might want to educate yourself on global rule #3
i am aware of that rule
i am also aware it wasn't a rule when i started using 4channel
and here we go back to me not understanding the reasoning for the existence of that rule (the real meaning of my previous post)
on top of that i do not understand why the post breaking the rule would be deleted but the poster making the post would not be banned
hence the constant questioning
>i am also aware it wasn't a rule when i started using 4channel
as someone who used 4chan from late 2006 to mid 2010, and then 2018 (or was it 2019?) to now, i understand
but i also understand 4chan has become more normie/catering to normies just like a lot of other things (ahem, paradox games... weight-lifting gyms... other things i can't think of), to increase membership and/or clout
>on top of that i do not understand why the post breaking the rule would be deleted but the poster making the post would not be banned
from my understanding there are two different kinds of entities that can get you banned
1. a reportfaggot
this could be anyone
anyone could become a reportfaggot as early today, just by filing a report on your post
2. a janny who can just as easily report your post as a reportfaggot can
funny post, you write so many words yet say nothing concrete
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss_Nigger
wtf i thought "bossnigger" was a /gsg/ term
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
it's a tragsg term actually
t. knower
what were you expecting? for an actual janny to come in here and tell you why a certain poster wasn't banned? get real
i expect nothing, i cast me questions into the void like a man asking g-d why the world is the way that it is
@mods @jannies @fbi
why wasn't this post deleted
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seeing white for slovakia and grey for ukraine just feels wrong
i see
and i suppose this is why god doesn't answer fools with anything but silence, unlike me
seeing nation colored in way that's different from paradox one is... wrong
>parrot parroting the same question
this is never going to be a meme, you know
how many times do you have to post that until youre satisfied
white slovakia is criminal
i know, i'm fine with just myself posting it
i'll post it until we come up with an answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpY
>redlettermedia
sounds familiar... where have i...
what mod
also how
also why are you yellow
ok i beat up poland again, time to beat up India and africans more
what did polan ever do to you????
factually
France should have made a Rhineland puppet after WW1
france should have made poland into a puppet so that no one would have been able to attack it directly
you can blame everything on USA and you will be right
>communism
USA
>decolonization
USA
>State enforced zionism
USA
>globalism
USA
can i blame the usa for lutheranism?
protestantism created Judeo-Christianity
laws of universe say yes
did it though? have you read "on jews and their lies"?
erased
or we can just add it as an another prot fail
the religion of the West is Judeo-Christianity
Protestantism led to a creation of such religion that places Israel and Jews above God and Christians
Varg is jewish and that is okay
we don't judge
>the religion of the West is Judeo-Christianity
only if we count the anglosphere as "the west"
the rest of evropa either clings to their original christian religions or has fallen to the ancient transvestite religions under the guise of atheism
shouldยดve accepted our peace deal and weยดd live in harmony and iยดd still live in eastprussia and could play eu7 by now together with my polish Leibeigene
>protestantism created Judeo-Christianity
catholicism invented protestantism
the decadence of roman clergy, specifically, drove martin luther to do what had to be done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gngkqc2NIwU
catholic clergy were greedier than any jew ever could
at least they made cute churches
>grown man using the word "cute"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hspNaoxzNbs
cutest fela i ever saw was the anglican theologian who repeatedly scorn his brother
https://youtu.be/swybrJ-5Kgg?si=4PLHlhzKpcCERkTR
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all jews are either artisans or capitalists?
they're artisans
i taxed them too much for them to become capitalists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJZNcUCVXBo
your racism mod adds pop types i dont recognize
those are tribesmen (my ideaguy idea)
first perfect score on today's scrandle
>>2098812i wouldnt play a retarded scenario like that even if i was getting paid for it
that guy's got some curraaaazzzyyy physiognomy goin' on
the passion of the christ react video
https://youtu.be/1HqOmBjT9h8?t=404
timestamp intended
i fancy the madagascar but something about remphan star means i can't barely look at screenshot for half a second before i have to close it. can't you mod it to a menorah? please??
>get away mobs i have torches ahh base
its 1488!
in honour of my very First Europa Universalis Playthrough (where i created kinda the the same Reich)
perfect last breathdate for the poles^^
nigga pls merge ur army for the sake of my sanity
>>2099139>>2099163>>2099165>>2099169>>2099181One thing that has always bothered me is this. You and I, when a second passes, that's another moment of our life which we can never get back. For the Master and His angels, it doesn't affect them at all. For us we have to take it on faith the Master exists but for an angel they live in His uncreated light just as simply as the sun and moon rise for us every day. Yet somehow the main chief angel and about a third of the rest of them were so butt blasted about talking monkeys, they thought it would be a good idea to try and attack mighty Tengri who made and sustains literally all of reality. He whomped their asses so hard that He had to make a reality for them that's on fire. So, it feels bad to ask this but it makes you wonder are angels stupid or something. Compared to humans they're like gods from ancient myths but if you look at the source it just makes us seem even worse. Anyway, I don't know what you are asking but I hope that Tengri decides to favor you and your family with everything good.
whatever situation it is there are equally perilous or worse and that isn't to minimize. i make the attempt to comfort but of course i can't. my course is to act in accord with my hopes for others and to do less talking
cheers for the blessing. i hope you are honoured all in your believing whoever reads, believing in our Lord Jesus Christ.
you forgot to tag maggie, but too true. tengri is the name. 1 Corinthians 5:8
hah... mary, rather.. (was that the name already?)
spooks
i do not condone reportfaggotry, but maybe now we will have peace from that gibberishposter for a couple days
i got cooked a couple of times ngl but my 3 star gen was better
GG lil bro.
wish a regiment has the culture of the province it was raised from like victwo, would really showcase how much egyptian kangz and madarbenchods i shipped to evrope to die in the endless greenery of flanders fields vgh
Yes, i wait next time for my armies to orderly drill in Homeland. But i had to Split them shortly in Order to Peace Out two opm's fast so i can make the Peacedeal/Screenshot at 11.11.1488
what the fuck are you talking about
he was replying to my soul
only high ranking gsgers can put 2 and 2 together
it's just the raider, ignore his nonsense
^found the level 1 crook gsger
it was only 6 posts prior
the post 6 posts up does not even include a screenshot
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[x] block the retarded australian from posting
>i don't read and remember every post in /gsg/ by heart
and you call this place your le beloved home ?
not him, but do you own a fence? do you memorize how many posts are put up to hold this fence in place?
lol nice try but my fence is integrated into the walls and a column, so 1 if you want to count the column as a support post
okay, but do you count them? do you count the tiles in your bathroom floor? do you count them on your bathroom walls?
lol nice try but i actually 3d modeled my house once as a part of learning blender. i used the array modifier because the sum was an even number, 16x12 tiles = 192, of course some tiles around one of the edges were partially cut, so that would be 186 tiles. as for the walls, i installed a big ass marble tiling at the shower area so only 6 tiles
and at the top of your head how many beams make up the ceilings of your entire house?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1VDzZjCv7w
>>2099548why was this post deleted?
because wiz isn't developing it
>paracuck intern trying to astroturf their next shiny feces in my beloved /gsg/ again
damn, kid... if you didn't want anyone to answer your question you could've just said so
as a matter of fact, i suspect /gsg/ isn't 'beloved' by you at all, shitposting retard
Please wishlist EU5โข on Steam!
bros im going to buy eu5 at launch im so sorry
i've played more roblox gsg that make more sense than the abomination that are in eu4, now don't be dismissive and pretend eu5 won't just be as retarded
i might pirate eu5
but only after drinking tears during the week or two of tears, like maybe 6 months after the game's launch
>i've played [...] roblox
how disgusting
>order barrage with cannons
>for some reason this makes my country fall behind in researching technology that helps blast down walls and build stronger walls
>delete ships
>it gives sailors back
>delete regiments
>it doesnt give manpower
did janny delete my bossnigger post
>he's bashing on eu4
to be fair, i only played eu4 once and only for like 25 hours
but in ck3 your regiments do give back manpower, all of it infact, everytime you disband them... so i expect eu5 to do the same because i expect it to be more modernized and sensible
if johan isn't capable of catching up with this, then he's really going to catch flak from ck3 players and whatever other game that already follows this new norm
>be defender of the faith
>actually it's a title up for sale
>loses the title when i give my enemy 1 ducat in peace treaty
>my province yields high circulation in its trading port
>the money actually goes to someone else who owns a province 500 roman miles away with magic multipliers unconditionally
>liberty desire of colonial nation is 50%
>โwe desire freedom!โ
>develop their capital by 1
>liberty desire goes down to 49%
>โwe are loyalโ
>lose a war
>surprised ppl lose confidence in him
for me it's arbitrary limits on everything in eu4
vassals? arbitrary limit
amount of troops you can field? arbitrary limit, same for ships
amount of land you can hold? arbitrary limit
amount of land you can take in a war? arbitrary
amount of cavalry you can fit into an army? arbitrary
>amount of cavalry you can fit into an army? arbitrary
the worst part of eu4 is how if you make a 100% cavalry army it doesn't move any faster than an infantry army with cannons
i, defender of ze pope am giving a fellow catholic hre minor a ducat and half therefore i have depraved my brethren from having confidence in me
there should be a ramses/american style decision to erect a giant stele which claims you won your hittite/vietnam war anyway for some aggressive expansion and ducats and also to keep modifiers like defender of the faith
>invade maldives with no casus belli as 5000 dev giga prussia
>entire country promptly undergoes an instability
>>2099717Germany put the first rocket into space (then it flew into London and exploded)
the aggregat 4 did not reach outer space
it's better to lose than to know that your space program was defunded so more taxes can go into negro worship
i'd worship a negro if he could produce the real victoria 3
>>2099450i thought that was persia in eastern anatolia wtf
in your headcanon, what are the actual objects included in the "furniture" goods?
imagine a small workshop producing a couple tanks
that's what artisanal tanks are
soviet union put the first rocket into orbit
post-soviet russia put the first part of the international space station into orbit
all common furniture
luxury furniture also includes fetish furniture
chairs, tables, cupboards... non-food items you can buy at ikea basically
that should be an invention for sweden
unlocks an alternate furniture factory that uses paper as input
>I NEED TO CONSUME CHAIR EVERY SINGLE DAY OR I WILL BECOME LIBERAL!!!
lmao great game grandpa
so true!
in modern times you have to make them consooooom chairs to keep them stay liberal
if the government does not provide me with my daily chair you bet i'm staging a revolution
i also rather eat wheat than canned food
49 got memed on by the swedes irl not just in game
once in a heated gaming moment i punched a hole straight through my ikea desk
now that's a rebel brigade!
i felt that, i mean i didn't punch any desks but i did scream gayjewniggerfaggots and other reddit profanities
vicky discriminates against artisans
you expect me to believe their productivity never improved throughout the whole century and that only factories benefited from the proliferation of power tools?
because they both in the end produce the same exact products wherein real life, factories produced standardization goods while artisans thrive in producing tailored suits and fixing them, blacksmiths stuff that are mostly custom requests and fixing them, pottery & ceramics, musical instruments, entire uncanned food industry like bakery not existing in the game and other fields that require customizations
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>artisanal tanks
the renault ft is cute
>>2099775why was this post deleted?
because in the end, they both produce the exact same products, whereas in real life, factories produced standardized goods while artisans thrived by making tailored suits and repairing them, handling custom blacksmith requests and repairs, producing pottery and ceramics, crafting musical instruments, and working in entire sectors like bakeries that donโt even exist in the game.. fields that required customization and personal service
because i learned english from youtube shorts so that was my second take on the matter
oh i thought the janny was going rogue again
never seen either of those
is there any real difference between the two?
i mean, besides the sports watch the top one looks happy and from a 1940s movie set, while the bottom one looks unhappy, but other than that...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Alps
>a civilisation that's thousands of years old
>needs a foreigner to come in the 19th century and name their mountains
reminds me of the polish trolling the australians by naming their tallest peak an unpronouncable name
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Istanbul
>a civilisation that's thousands of years old
>needs a foreigner to come in the 20th century and name their capital city
the foreigner just came along, grouped 3 random already named mountain ranges together and invented a name
and the nihonese didn't tell him to stick that name up his arse?
>ไธญ้จๅฑฑๅฒณ
>chubu sangaku
>central mountains
big fan of miwayama and the yamato sanzan me
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>Today 1000 years ago
>Glorious Hohenzollern Germany in Mitteleuropa
>The Welsh are about to unify Britain
>Reconquista is failing without outside help
>Byzantium did well until the Basilissa married a Catholic Greek
>Khazaria won against the Rus
>The Abbasid Caliphate dominates middle east
>But Shia Caliphate rose up right in its center in Damascus
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>>2099847>>Glorious Hohenzollern Germany in MitteleuropaAnd yet their King is a traitor
>>The Welsh are about to unify BritainHow did that happen?
>>2099851Crusader Kings 2
why does your europa have TWO germanias??
not that game, the one above it
because of a little thing called diversity
you wouldnt get it since youre a weird little nazi
does it have any maps? show us the map porn
epic
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you have usa in the warsaw pact?
>>2099852>Welsh BritainI saw the Anglos taking Ireland and meddling with my affairs in mainland Europe so I invited a Welsh claiment for England and declared war. The Anglo-Saxon King was already excommunicated. The ruling dynasty has changed by now and is of pure Welsh heritage.
>>2099858The Green Germania is just my Novgorod Tributary.
nooooooooooooooo, not ck2 and eu4, what will the redditors play now?????
well there's still memetoria 2 and 3, and heartsofRGB4...
youll get bored of vic2 eventually
>>2099852>How did that happen?Usually the English king just marries his daughters off to random Welsh rulers and then either that daughter inherits and her children are Welsh or her Welsh children get weak claims which random vassals who dislike the king create factions for.
me i played every remotely playable country in vic2 at least once and i'm still not bored
were all of the countries viable to play? even the smallest ones? could you eventually blob big with them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fu5_KTAIWU
well krakow really isn't playable yet i still played it. lots of luck required
lanfang is tiny and playable. of course later you can blob into china and snowball
the smallest country i played without blobbing was denmark (without forming scandistan)
as finland i blobbed into petrograd and craftsmen assimilated it
>playable
not on my version of hpmguymod
>Can't form Arabia as any Arabian Peninsula Arab minor that isn't Nejd, Hedjaz or Ha'il
Legitimately some bullshit.
oh well choose the right brown nation next time
what did you change?
i know crimeamod added a feature that if you survive until the polish uprising you get to take control over CPL and you get poland but with op krakovian tech, but it still requires a lot of luck to not get annexed by austria in the meantime, which is why i do not consider krakow playable. a country is only playable if you can play it without savescumming
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depends on the mod really. i formed arabia as zaydi and got a shia arabia
>>2099932hello, answer me, what did you change???
*sigh*
im referring to the time hpmguy deleted lanfang newfriend
yea you can you just need to unlock tech, najd arabia is just fastracked to become smol arabia
oh that
well actually i was part of the reason alex removed the country
me and geecuck posted our lanfang campaigns around the same time here on /gee ess gee/
>depends on the mod really
any hpm-derivative
you just get the "form arabia as a puppet" decision
I found this out while playing zaydi too
it's fine I'll just edit the decisions
but what stupid design
it's 2025 why are you playing a hpm derivative?
no, you do what grandi wants you to
and grandi really really doesn't want you to have a working genocide
>grandimod genocide nerf
actually holocaust denial
even with end game tech it is impossible to kill 1.5 million pops within 5 years in hpm
Krakow is pretty easy because you'll always have a great power ally with their armies right on the border of whomever you decide to sic them on next. it's just memey because you bounce around between them and have them tear each other apart for you
any country is playable, though. here's my Sulu -> Malaya game :) (I got cucked on the button to become Indonesia because you can't do it if the Netherlands has already organised it. A shame because that would have been a lot of accepted pops but I like the colour of Malaya anyway :)
grandi is a holocaust denier
youre telling me any mod just removes egypts ability to form arabia ans gsg tells me to play it?
>it's 2025 why are you playing a hpm derivative?
I play what I'm familiar with.
Most of the anti-grandi mods people spit out are half-baked and focus on meme features before actually trying to fix all of the issues of vanilla v2
it must be pretty tough trying to fix a memegame
yeah, too bad hpm for each vanilla issue it fixes adds two completely unrelated issues and a third issue that was introduced because he tried to prevent a playstyle he didn't like that people posted here on gsg
just play crimeamod
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but egypt is not in arabia
when i played hpm i think it was 0.3.6.2 version i formed the arab union directly as egypt, no intermediate step of arabia
>12.77m pops
>90/104 brigades
why so few brigades?
in gfm if you win the egyptian-ottoman war as egypt you get the option to either annex the ottomans and become egyptian primary culture ottomans or form the arab union immediately in like 1840 :)
actually in nu gfm you become the alawid empire
ah yes, ali pasha, my favourite arab pan-nationalist
>why so few brigades
wish I could tell you I don't have this save anymore, on this pc anyway
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is that a joke or are you dead serious
he might actually be serious
hfm was already in ridiculous meme mod territory with ultra grossgermania forming the moment you take the left bank of the rhine decision as france
they also added those shitty evens that nerf your liferating if you have too many pops as a german state
how else do you simulate the drop in german birthrates around that time?
cant wait for a genius to slap an ai on vicky2 that automatically detects when the player is having fun and drowns him in dynamic debuffs
that's just called playing hpm circa 2016
wonder if grandi thinks of me as much as i think of him
i dont care how they do it but why would it ever make sense for me to strategically not form my map in order to get more pops
yeah kleingermaniums are cool and definitely underrated
oh boys. Norway into Tibet with Mountain Expansion?=O
sure, go for it
post screenshots
or maybe we shouldnยดt waste time.
THANK GOD Rurik
>cropping
>no map
are you fucking serious
The Poles really did fuck up by coalitioning the teutons, did they?
And today they call themselves good Catholics. Pfui!
i guess mary was the name of that darned corvid anyway...
how you guys minecraft worlds travelling?
>>2099787until i played euro universalis i always thought of europeans as strange nudist beach type people
>>2099717proof that any of this happened? objective proof that anything outer space is legitimate. i was taught the scientific method included falsifiability by repeatability but you're saying they can say definitively the exact mineral compounds down to exact percentages on mercury?
>Mercury was heavily bombarded by comets and asteroids during and shortly following its formation 4.6 billion years ago
ohhhh... ok. they had some good chroniclers around back then
>they can say definitively the exact mineral compounds down to exact percentages on mercury?
today i see it as them using a half-assed estimate based on mathematical calculations of they did of planet size applied to weight of the elements in the periodic table
if they ever get down to drilling a deep hole into the crust of whatever rocky planet or moon they're bound to be proven wrong, as it is has happened time and time again
it's just how sรyence works, inaccurate bullshit updated with bullshit that is supposedly a bit more accurate/closer to the 'truth'
you might find it funny how they first started tracing exoplanets a couple decades back
huge jupiter-sized planets causing their stars to wobble because of their fatass gravity/mass
"the radial velocity method"
"doppler wobble"
"doppler spectroscopy"
and then there's "transit photometry"
between earth and a star, some object passes "infront" of the star, reducing its light intensity by a tiny bit
there are probably other methods now but i'm too lazy to look it up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rajahs
nigger why cant i release byzanz subject from here. wrong culture? i get it
this dude were a glory hound. exactly the kind of anglo physiognomy that would say, 'i must into the island pusci'. cool flag but
post badger #6969
what encourages that shitter to only play as mudslimes
your nonsense posts are welcome here
it is BASED time
link only BASED posts to showcase here
>>2077480>>2078484>>2079665>>2080531>>2081519
i never understood the fucking diarrhea meme that people keep regurgitating whenever shittoria 3 is mentioned
like why are they talking about shitting themselves
>>2100112The last one is extremely based(on the truth)
the diarrhea meme was a way of making fun of vic3 posters that somehow thought it was a good game a couple years back
probably forced by one guy, but if you legitimately enjoy vic3 scatological samefagging is all you deserve
honestly it's much much worse
at least ck3 is legitimately playable and does a few things better than ck2 which is enough to trick redditors into thinking it's the better game (just like that guy here couple days ago that argued it's the better game)
meanwhile vic3 ai cannot even form germany
Anyone played Ethiopia as the Solomonid or Myaphiste?
They seem interesting, claiming direct descendant of Solomon and all but their faith seems so weak and not fun, or am I wrong?
>>2100194>Anyone played Ethiopia as the Solomonid or Myaphiste?Forgot to say, but specifically, CK2
>>2100194No, you're right in that Miaphysites are not really all that strong of a religion. Functionally, it might as well be a generic Orthodox heresy (which it was for a while early on), minus the ability to mend the Schism
>starts a pointless war that leads to a lot of your own people dying and the shifting in european power structures, for the worse
hussites are honorary germans
imagine having five Crusades declared against you only for some retard living 600 years later to say you started the war
shouldn't have adopted some meme heresy
so napoop is not responsible for the napoopanic wars? he also just got declared on a bunch
the *nglo is responsable for the "napoleonic wars"
remember when the anglos just invaded iceland because they were afraid germans might do that if they don't?
i'm getting the urge to play osmans in vicky
you never get to play as a girl in gsgs
more like queen liquid shit lmao
^ boer posting from a concentration camp ^
the great war wouldn't have happened if vicky was alive :(
we should be putting germans in camps
so true!
remember when adolf went to south africa during the boer war and thats where he got his ideas
this but unironically
germans should be put into camps for their own good, so they can't start another suicidal war
shame about the boers put into camps. they're not nearly as retarded as germans, but shouldn't have waged a guerilla war
... until they can't breath
it's a shame you can't play in the british isles at all in eu4 because eventually you just become great britain
breath is the noun
breathe is the verb
we should start speaking french in gsg as to not further anglo imperialism
>>2100338>>2100338>>2100338why did you type this in ENGLISH then huh??
ne me rรฉponds plus jamais
*breaks his alliance with you*
*declines the call without the prestige penalty*
me i always honor my alliances and actually participate
one time when i played marocco i singlehandedly won the franco prussian war for the french by reinforcing crucial battles
i never honor alliances i only create alliances for visibility
>>2100112Because its true? Right wing profileration came exactly from the surge of crime due to the importation of low iq mentally retarded immigrants from shithole countries. Its true, its backed by facts and statistics. But the only thing you resort to is ad hominem. Because your redditor newfag brain can't resort to differing opinions from the other side of the political spectrum. Conserving ones national identity cause your NFKRZ-enjoying peabrain to freeze and stop working.
consider this
more immigranst = more pops = more line go up
if only there was an alternative way of increasing your number of pops...
>>2100112>I don't care how much BBC she took, she can still produce Thรปlean childrenHow do you respond without sounding brown?
this but with gay nazi aesthetic instead of troon libtardism
>>2100169>>2100178>>2100181I give up on you retards since you lowiq niggers complain just for the sake of complaining. Even with newest vic 3 dlc adding automatic world trade system you midwits are still going to complain and worship vic2 game you haven't played in over two (2) years.
even this retard saying ai cant form germany my guy you never played vic3 how often do thing ai forms germany????
why are you so personally upset that other people dont care for a game you like
>indian eop replyfag seething
ok retard
I am on the image board that talk about Grand Strategy Games and talk about Grand Strategy Games why are you here?
>replyfagging
>capsfagging
>touristfagging
>obnoxiousfagging
he checked all of the boxes brehs
everything is going to be alright :D
a day will come when your life will turn itself around :D
that's just robbie trolling
no one would make such egregious grammatical mistakes unironically
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I've actually been posting my gameplay screenshots all thread.
Haven't seen any of your precious Vic3 screenshots, though... Funny that.
>faget
>/fa/get
i finally get it
check this fucking 9
>>2100457*farts in your face*
look at this funny image i found
>>/v/716137690
link correctly you nigger
>>>/v/715873161
oh shucks oh fucks it happened again i'm so embarrassed ah fuck me
>>>/v/716137690
that's...a pretty gay gif. are you ok?
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I did a long time ago but its not really my thing.
then perish forever together with your bad game
>inb4
all videos are gifs
all images are jpegs
being past the bump limit makes me anxious
i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel
i focus on the pain... the only thing that's real
>>2100502>>2100502>>2100502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKutjjJiNYE
check this kino out
no, i don't think i will check this "kino" out
i'm not tim buckley, the loss is not mine
did you know they still make amvs
last bastion of White culturev
it legitimately must have been more than 10 years since i've seen an amv
i hope my white brothers in here are being productive in our endeavor to breed future whites into the world
it's the discount elric of melnibone archetype for me *belch*
we're still waiting for your vic3 campaign screenshot
tranime is garbage
why are you wasting your time with this garbage?
experiencing new cultures because i'm just better than you as a person
>being a weeb makes me a better person than you
>https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.redhand.eagarlnia&hl=en
>literally a mobile game
fuck off to your gachaboard >>>/vmg/
only browns and troons say tranime thoughbeit
>thoughbeit
only faggots say this
it's also a personal computer game now checkmate lesser being onegai
you can also play angry birds on a pc yet that does not make it a grandi strategy
checkmate again boom i'm so good at this
get pwned, get raped, get smothered by my inherent superiority biatch
>literal joke user tags
So if I make a first person shooter and call it a grandi strategy game it suddenly belongs in this thread?
>very positive
uhhhh vic3keks how do we respond?
now take a look at those reviews. probably more than half are reddit jokes
if steam reviews held any credibility liqqy 3 would be below 20% positive reviews
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where's the grand strategy?
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this is more of a grand strategy than eu4
>gacha subhuman
you lost
he wins
>uses blue archive archive as an example of why the steam user tag system is absolute trash
>this must somehow mean he spends thousands of dollars on anime girl .gifs
why are you like this?
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stay tuned for my upcoming aar of this grand strategy game
rise of the white sun isn't grand strategy because...?
because it's a visual novel, as is darkest hour
wow you're really digging deep for those dollar store meme games
the desperation yikes
>he says, defending the literal mobile trash being posted in /gsg/
looks like it's on steam though
so is blue archive
does not stop it from being a mobile game
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business idea: post vicky 2
i hate my ex and love my new wife so i won't
what does that have to do with anything?
i hate the old and love the new
what happened to those remakes
then post victoria 3 if you love it so much
i'm honestly curious if they have made a singular positive change from vic2
man that mobileslopper got real quiet after he got btfo
>>2100591Its so funny, 3 hours after my post and you re still talking about vic3, all good at home?
you had to resort to "ironically" defending blue archive
i'm happy with my gains
no one was defending nor playing blue archive, schizo
business idea so flopped it has zero sales before my post.
it's the thot that counts
do you ever just start a (crisis) war over a balkan country...
bro, where are your cores on austria?
I used sphere cb or something and didn't get them?
you'll have to explain your problem in more detail if you want help
as of right now, git gud
it's okay
the frenchies are having a cough
based realistic army comp enjoyer, fuck those 4/4/1/1 powergamers
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what did he mean by this?
>>2100566>peeling back ones skinhes talking about foreskin isnt he
imagine being one of those 7 artillerymen dying
embarrassing
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ugh
you gonna make yellow russia
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how will i make yellow russia?
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>the jews arrived just a couple years ago
>already have union problems
classic
uhhh i dont know dont you have some decisions for it or whatever
even if there isnt any you can probably just puppetrelease manchuria
how does that ngf not become a gp
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the last jewish holdouts in all of russia
the last ghetto
>>2100779what the FUCK do you mean by this?????
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time for russia to usher in a new era, era of industry
little kid never heard of zheltorossiya eh
>yellow russia
>is located in asia
I prefer novorosiya myself
yellow russia is the most natural path for russia because its always been a mongoloid state
ok but imagine if the tsar expelled all the manchus from manchuria and settled the poles there
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i was checking out my puppets and spherelings and lol, this serbia is like a multiplayer powergamer, only going for the most optimal techs and disregarding the useless ones like small arms
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there they go!
160 thousand jews, vanishing into the jungles of madagascar...
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cutedagascar
>>2100785>pan slavikisounds like a womans name
no it does not
female names end with an "a"
>mister slavika
i don't get it, that makes no sense
no, pan as in ะณocะฟoะดะธะฝ
been a while since i last drank
feels good lads
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feeels good to be tipsy again i mean
i was just thinking earlier today about how much i wish i could get drunk
oh well recently even when i get drunk i just stand there blankly staring at the wall without having any fun anyway
theres just nothing to do while being drunk i guess, even when i go out of my way to do something it just ends up being awkward
funny to think they got expelled from so many places they ended up getting expelled to the original region they were in before getting expelled
but they didn't end up back in khazaria
they were sent back to the desert shithole brimming with arabs that they crawled out of
ashkenazim crawled out of central asia and never stepped foot in the holy land until the balfour declaration
can you stop disparaging the central asian reputation like that
By those standards turks should give up anatolia and arabs should give up everything outside of saudi arabia and jordan.
/gsg/ the active thread anyone remember it
it's 2am, everyone but you and me is asleep
you and me... woa woa woah...
i'm more of a /mcg/ type o guy these days...
i remade my cute prubia empire
why dont people give (you)s here? Is it some kind of inside joke or something
it's not an inside joke it's just the culture
russia collapsed after the last war so i dismantled them for good measure
now there are 4 russian countries and a bunch of minority nations inhabited by russians
1. reply numbers bloat the space taken in monitor screen
2. absence of reply function incentivize posters to read every single post when other threads wouldn't
3. it filters niggers because they can't put two and two together
>1. reply numbers bloat the space taken in monitor screen
this is bullshit and is never the reason why i chose to abide by not-replying
>2. absence of reply function incentivize posters to read every single post when other threads wouldn't
i never even thought of this, but okay
>3. it filters niggers because they can't put two and two together
sure, i guess
my own personal reason, reason #4, or my only reason for not replying... i'm not sharing it with anyone, because doing so would incentivize others to start replyfagging
so i'll just leave it at that
yin reason: it deprives peoples of yous and helps kill the thread
yang reason: entering a thread where every single reply is chained is beyond retarded, spergoid, and dare i say it, reddit. not everything ought to be a cut and dry specific response to someone and something specific. it's not how real group conversations work
and, yes, i realize i'm talking to one singular person rite now
tired of reading my own amnesiac posts back
yang reason was another good point
magpie posting will inevitably displace otterfagotry
*swoops u*
imagine being a virgin biofem and you get deflowered by a middleaged balding subhuman moid and he walks out and says your vag was soso this is how it feels like to play ck3
why do germans and germanlarpers like making ubergrob puppet ukrainiums/belarusiums so much while simultaneously frothing at the mouth at the thought of an independent poland or czechia, the only two fully evolved form of slav?
Yeah planewhoring is an easy way to do this event. Lots of shitters hopping in a plane they've never unlocked before that are easy pickings.
the Poles and Czechs can fuck off to Ukraine/Bellarus for all I care, then we would survive them. but they shouldn't hang around within our borders
czechs are slavonic speaking germans
poles are pagans masquerading as catholics
>they shouldn't hang around within our borders
that's funny; whenever you try to do something about it your borders just move further west
try it again! maybe it will be back to the elbe just like before the 13th century
and where are you from, you leftist tick?
hating the pathetic nation of retards who burned europe to the ground and paved the way for global judeo-american dominance out of seething envy of everyone around them makes me a leftist?
sow the wind, reap the whirlwind; you pathetic cur.
there is no white race, only the christian race
belarussian and ukrainian states only exist to make russia smaller
i wanted to make a polish state from the austrian part of polish partition while annexing warsaw but gfm is a shitty mod that prevents liberating certain nations
also the new dismantlement system they made is beyond dogshit, bring back hpm dismantling
>>2101012Couldn't you just release Galicia?
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i was going for this, yellow + orange
galicia was independent for the longest time but i ran out of patience when the first great war started with still no ability to release poland or dismantle russia who were clinging onto southern poland after taking away ukraine, belarus and most of the baltic states
czechs are slavs larping as germans larping as slavs
you cant just release polen? redditmods keep on giving
oh Kurwa! polacks really think, they could snipe something off of Hungary there
poles are the biggest judeo american assets and they fumed against the teutons. if the poles didnt cuck to poles, the christianity would have easily saved byzantium from the mudslimes.
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SEND THE DEV COPY OF ,,enightenment age''
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teutonic_takeover_of_Danzig_(Gda%C5%84sk)
ugh, christianity and the roman empire will be saved by uhhhhhh... *checks notes* slaughtering fellow christians
will eu fรผnf save grande strategums or will it only cleanse the palette and finally destroy the memory of what that series once was
your answer may determine fate
yeah, the krautist order would have saved byzantium, that's why it was absent at varna but the pagan slavs actually participated in the crusade against the turks, because their sole goal was to doom christianity
remember when that german came into the thread and made fun of your name alterations. that was funny
dont believe what everyone(wikipedia kek) tells you. 10.000 dead cititzen was an exxagaration from this jewpope. Moreover, it was the same Pope Clement V who had previously destroyed the Templars through the French.
the krautist order would have had 40 years time to build up their state and drill their troops for varna
yes, they only assembled a huge army for the first battle of tannenberg
meanwhile the poles also took part in that battle and also suffered losses and still showed up
if the poles were good christians, they should just subdue let the order do what it wants and live together
>the pathetic nation of retards who burned europe to the ground and paved the way for global judeo-american dominance
so true bro, i hate britain too
>if the poles were good christians they should have let themselves get slaughtered by germs who got brought in to convert the prussians yet did anything but
>iphone using capsfag normalnigger
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t. doing most of his posting with a spoon and a bic lighter
germany is a victim of fear-mongering and doomsayers
This, except it's also responsible for fear-mongering and spelling their own doom
0-4 minecraft
5-9 coh
dubs thanerike
>the whole board is 5mins between posts
making eu 4(chan) a board was a mistake
the vibe.... when will the vibe come back... i miss the vibe
oooooooh *shakes his hips* i waggle my willy i waggle my dong i waggle the wiener i waggle the schlong
crypto gypsy went to sleep I hope
i'm battling it out man.. trying to get away with building nothing but infantry and cannon.. kaiser style. no ships in the game unfortunately
p.s imagine this in minerike
All of these will eventually assimilate into Yankee
ozzy finally went to hell but the world will still be at risk of listening to his shitty take on metal
>his shitty take on metal
all metal is shit
steels prety good...
flint & steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RU7CohvsMU
(d)-__-(b)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13OjzzJj27U
beeps and bops
how can we make a new thread if we don't even have posts?
i'll post my uhhhhh diablo 2 playthrough
why are you playing diablo in 2025
gsgs are just dead
last 3 releases were slop, dlcs are slop, eu5 isnt coming out till 2028. it's over for the thread
what a silly question. why wouldn't i play diablo in 2025
there hasn't been a good gsg release since 2012 yet this general has gone on for 13 years since then
who says we can't do 13 more?
ok but where are the diablo screenshots?
doomers have been saying gsg is dead for the best part of the last decade yet we keep trucking on.
you doubted me so you're not getting anything
no one doubted you retard
now post the screenshots
>he was never even playing diablo 2
what drives a man to lie about things like that?
you can't bait me like this you slut
it's not about bait it's about you lying
just like that gibberishposter is always lying through his teeth about playing games, so are you
>he lies about playing games
how sad
i easily could've been posting eu4 screenshots rn but i'm not sharing the good stuff with you loose scrubs THAT easily.
reportfag is desperate for material
how sad
are those reportfags in the room with us right now?
yeah i can see one right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TK-kx_hbOo
>the second vic3 video he ever made after the first sponsored one
even spiff knows the game is crap
nevermind it's in fact another paid video LMAO
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*notes down*
"visual hallucinations"
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