>>2129520
the whole game is a big bundle of incompetence
only two of the factions make any sense, it reeks of the guy deciding in advance that he wanted x number of teams, and just slammed the square peg into the round hole
shadowy interest groups could theoretically work but hyper railroaded static ideologies do not
We got team edge lord, campaigning for total alien death despite the game having just fucking started and ET not having done anything yet
Team designated good guys, whom are as creative as the nigress they made their leader
Team shekelmancy, lead by not-elon musk in some bizarre hamfisted capitalism bad preaching attempt
Team old aristocracy, who shouldn't even exist since they're meant to be the pre-alien shadowy interest groups whom have absolutely no fucking reason to unify with their generational enemies instead of becoming the shadowy interest groups of the game themselves
Team bitch made, whos plan is to contest the aliens just long enough make a big fuck off easy target and then slowboat off in full view of the hostile aliens with engines bright enough that even we today could track for their entire centuries long journey, hoping ET doesn't just ram a RKV up their ass
Team defeatist, whos entire theme is being professional cuckolds, with no other qualities. Despite not knowing anything about ET, their only response was to assume the position for no tangible reason further than alien scary. And whos plan is to do the alien's work for them in building a planetary chastity cage. This faction is doubly retarded given it should fucking disintegrate the moment ET is engaged and defeated in orbit since the alien invincibility their propaganda would have to revolve around would be ash
And lastly, team collaborator, whom at least have some fucking dignity unlike the previous niggers. Unlike team redditor, this team has the perversely clever idea of taking over the alien empire by being their top guys and duping the hydra into handing over the keys