Thread 101093802

Here and now edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAi4U3T2hgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psKOSiYZuWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsfgpp-6BI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOiaMk7xJQ

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Jong news: JJ is somehow the best jonger in league

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1V8Vf-Wh7s

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... none, mahjong is dead and (you) killed it.


Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg


Previous thread: >>101040839

hey. this is your japitan speaking. as you may know already, we're kinda not winning right now. that's okay. we still fight. we will do our best, and no matter the result, im proud of the team. thank you for your attention.

post tits and vageen

>Shows up after doragon double 4ths
cute

also we kinda need a jonger blood sacrifice to improve our flow. who volunteers? please step forward.

>>101094662
>[Deleted]
>SACRAFICE

>>101095073
no, you still have more games to play

>>101095121
>Won't even let me die
Why do you hate me so?

I think Neurosama should jong

Starting to remember why I hate this fucking game

>>101096724
It's so fun that it ruins other games for you?

>>101098317
No, going back to my comfort game

2 days until I can quit mahjong forever again

>>101098359
/jong/ and /mjg/ really aren't that different after all, huh

Where did anon get that carp???

>>101098419
Fishing is comfy

Majsoul Friends Room 14713(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14713

koko

can't join yet

>>101098932
>14713
Beating you with shoes

>>101098932
dead room

i drew the third N and discarded it to have a pair, was it a mistake?

>>101099208
you could have maybe cut one of your weaker ryanmen and worst case end up nobetan

actual real room

Majsoul Friends Room 23006(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23006

>>101099295
>Just closed the game
Nope

>>101099208
the mistake was discarding 5s, now you have 6 blocks and no yaku

>>101099295
room is kill

>>101099208
>killing headless ankou to keep 6 blocks
finally someone is coming home

new qb on the youtube telly, showing her bloomers
https://youtu.be/9knTrd81Zm0

>>101099416
what's ankou? what should have i done?

>>101099557
JJ should watch this if she was serious about wanting to give vtubing a try

>>101099885
ankou is a concealed triplet

>>101099208
I would've cut the 78p because of the 6p overlap and aka, instead of the 5s and the pei. You have too many blocks already. You can cut the pei later if you don't draw into another head.

>>101099885
as played you should've probably cut 3s since the early 5s discard as dealer is going to make it basically impossible to ron on 14s if that ends up being your final wait, if there was no 5s in your discards it's 8p, also instead of cutting 5s last turn you should've cut 8s if you were going to cut from the nobetan anyway for the off chance of sliding it all the way to 456 shanshoku and to avoid making your 23s ryanmen difficult to win on

>>101100606
you'd be wrong because if you drew 6p it becomes sanmenchan

idk why I'm back but I am, it's like when I used to play LoL
Majsoul Friends Room 99460(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99460

>>101100658
Your distant 456 sanshoku?

>>101100735
just cut 23 then

>>101100705
2/4

>>101100705
Closed, thanks for sitting around with me

>>101101307
good opportunity to read RB1

>>101101408
but RB1 has not anime girls...

>>101101500
?

>>101102816
then it's a duel

+1 year alive
no contribution

>>101104100
HBD

>>101104100
happy birthday anon!

>>101104100
Happy birthday!

>>101104159
>>101104180
>>101104293
thanks guys

>>101104100
Hope you'll have a good next year anon <3

>>101104505
you too>>101104447

>>101104100
added to the spreadsheet

why does the stupid fox character have two sets of ears anyways

>>101104588
sex with humans and sex with animals

>>101104564
post it

>>101104564
what do you have on doragon for no reason in particular?

>>101104769
ask him whatever you want to know when he's drunk like everyone else

>>101104859
I thought he was out of rum since the other night?

Aaaaaaaa

>>101104916
7s, fuck tanyao this is ryanpeiko or dama until we draw a dora/once cut honor

>>101104916
5p

...I wish we got another Saki collab

>>101107562
STOP READING THAT

>>101107562
If you have questions you can always ask the thread and I will probably answer, unless I'm not looking at the thread, then I won't answer.

>>101107605
I hate feeling like dead weight on the team. If it was just a solo tournament I'd play like usual and wouldent mind but I'd be dragging 7 other people down with me if I just did what I always do.
>>101107645
Right now it's just application, learning to fold for the last two days after over a year of never doing it is gonna take a lot of adjustment. I've read it before but it was when my grasp on the game was a lot more shallow so some of the concepts escaped me.

>>101107683
>spoiler
understandable, I've been skipping kans all league I would instantly take in a solo tourney and folding at the first sign of danger instead of trying for some retarded mawashi like I normally would

doko

>>101109151
If there are two others here I'll make one

>>101109175
I joined an autokoko. Gomen

>didn't get the job I was hoping for because I'm a filthy immigrant who can only work for six months max
It's over.

>>101110059
Why don't you just move back to America? Genuine question.

>>101110100
I would probably kill myself

>>101110122
why don't you move back to America?

>>101110695
I have to LIVE

>>101110122
bit dramatic don't you think?

>>101110850
No when I went back to America the first time it was the worst three months of my life and being a broke jobless hobo in a foreign country is a better life than that. There's more to it I cannot share

>>101111260
Addendum I am now no longer jobless yippee

I give you two paychecks

>>101111482
congratz, try not to do anything stupid this time

>>101111482
what do you do now?

>>101113629
Are you asking what the job is? It's just another warehouse role, no driving. Shan't fuck this up. There was another job that I was a shoe-in for but didn't get because they wanted someone who could go permanent and I'm just a migrant who can only work temporarily. It paid like 50% more than any other job I've had FUCKKK

The final nini my head hurts

>>101114483
doragon...live!

>>101114498
You forgot your image homeless anon

/jong/ news: AUS meat up announced

shan't

>>101116251
This doesn't look right...link the ticketing page pls?

>>101116415
Tickets available starting next month

>>101116415
https://www.meetup.com/southside-brisbane-mahjong-social/events/308388499/?slug=southside-brisbane-mahjong-social&eventId=308388499

>>101116440
yes but there's a hyperlink which I assume leads to the page that will eventually have them

>>101116482
ty anon mwah :3

jongers will win armo 2025. I believe in this

>>101116251
rad

homeless anon find me the cheapest piece of shit falcon in your city that can potentially get to brisbane without completely dying in early November

>>101117727
are you on the australian no fly list or what

>>101117774
no i have to fly over there, but i want to work in visiting people in multiple states and it's probably cheaper than renting a car or catching multiple rural flights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7M1Dbcid_4&t=376s

Crow on telly

>>101117919
I would have sex with that old man

evens crow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taSM4MmfF58
odds akarun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6xq9XLgxJQ
0 kozeni https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXYEDcqMOEE

>>101117795
I'm no good at buying cars, even my rav4 someone basically bought for me, I was close to buying a fucking forester before they convinced me otherwise

>>101118472
dwai
if it can drive around the block it can drive around australia, it's that easy

>armo hosted at a hotel
nice, makes planning where to stay easy

I sleep, don't die

>>101119910
Are you just going to stay at the venue? How much is it? I might do the same but having work at 7am Monday morning might suck

>>101121221
nini anon

>>101118472
the person i'm visiting in nsw wants to road trip so i'm gonna need that car

>>101121238
like ~300aud a night, plus 60aud daily if you want on site parking
definitely not a good deal, but I can justify it since I barely ever travel or do anything

>>101121256
You can have my rav4 once I get it detailed :)

>>101121401
If I'm still homeless at that point I may as well pay for my first proper bed in over a year

I can't wait to sleep in my nice comfy bed in my house

bleh

>>101121695
Good morning doragon!

>>101121695
Good morning doragon. Hey, aren't you glad that wasn't actually the final nini?

>>101122082
morning
>>101122165
no

>>101122558
Le shirokofags

Today is Friday in Australia
This is actually important

>be me
>japitan
>playing ranked to train for league
>1st, e4 east game
>riichi, double sided wait
>cripple and nyagger riichi
>i deal in
>double ron
>4th
yeah we kinda fucked

>>101123953
Try not to miss your game again

>>101123968
>1st
>all last
>riichi
and I bet you could have dama'd

>>101123968
If you're first in all last and you mange to get to tempai with a dama'ble hand do it.

>>101123968
>playing ranked to train for league
>east game
you know hanchans are played very differently, right?

>>101124085
>>101124107
i always had the impression that dama was somehow dishonorable and frowned upon. now i see that maybe there is a strategic reason to do it.

>>101124125
shut up pinkanon! i need to save my mentaru for league too. :(

>>101124183
>dishonorable and frowned upon
in friendlies, ranked is different. Also yes woman you need to start playing south games, they are practically different games with how you approach things like determining the risk vs reward of pushing or folding per hand

it doesn't matter what you play because everyone is retarded

>>101123374
はい、俺だ

>>101124010
I put an alarm

I ate pizza for lunch

>>101123968
>be me
who else would you be?

>>101125894
she could've been her gay miko tulpa

i dont have a gay miko tulpa persona

Inside everyone there are two Mikos.

>>101126321
wrong

>>101126321
the front miko and the back miko

jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRRd42Pg3E4

stop dying

Why?

It ain't much of a living.

>>101128641
Can't stop won't stop

>>101129791
put them all on the booru

>>101130204
most of them are really situational or outright one time use but sure

>>101129791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRjtvGwVO_M

>>101130204
what's the booru

>>101130529
https://mjgbooru.com/

>>101130529
he wants mjgay to steal his edits like they stole furry's

>>101130357
Perfect

that's a lot of lin lang edits

>>101130562
i don't think i've seen any of my edits when searching for Hannah, they do sometimes appear on mjg though

>>101130843
I've been making them since last year
>>101130847
Now you get to tag them for me >:)

>>101132376
thank you

Doragon abuse in mjg

>>101133114
Blame >>101130204

>>101130204
nigger

>>101133534
I can't be blamed for an autist sperging out over emote edits

is she /jong/ enough?
https://www.twitch.tv/lilyhops

>>101134086
yes

>>101134086
ye

i dont want to go to work

>>101134086
she's going to play friendlies, get on!

i can't stop losing at mahjong
i can't stop playing and watching sloppa all day
i feel like there's something wrong with my brain

>>101134945
Same, I've been feeling fried mentaly lately

unironically touch grass. you don't have to do much, just get out of your house for a bit. it'll do wonders for your mental health.

>>101135911
ok but if i die i'll haunt you

Jellyjonger...

>>101135911
No

>>101136300
if only she could calculate shanten

im isfp/istp depending on how im feeling that day

>>101136355
what's the site for that again I forgot

I'm intp/intj depending on the day

I'm entj!

I don't like this question...

>>101136387
I wrote this post

I'm intj but if intj was retarded

ISFP-T

you're just like me bestie frfr

gonna need you to narrow down who you're talking about

>>101136606
this anon.

>>101136767
all me

I'm INFJ

i have gotten intp every single time for years and i don't understand why because i barely fit the stereotype

ISTP

as with any personality test, the results are kinda vague and generic. however you should not think deeply about the questions and just answer based on what feels right to you at the moment.

>>101134945
sounds like your dopamine has been squeeze dried. i prescribe you grass touching

>>101136921
My results are usually some variety of
>Oh yeah you're fucked
but I already knew that, more of a for fun thing than anything in particular

thrice certified INTP

I
Need
To
Pee

Im a YIM

Yeah
In
Me

>>101137021
>>101137065

>>101136993
Same bestie!

Why are there two sexfoxes?
Are they breeding?

>>101137219
yeah, breeding me

sounds gay

throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a mother

>>101137411
this you???

>>101123968
A HEART OF STEEEEEEEL~

Majsoul Friends Room 43136(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=43136

Pre league naptime

>>101137761
not in the mood right now sorry

>>101137761
closed due to unforeseen circumstances

>>101137885
Chose a bad time, league match is soon

I'm at work

>>101138067
kek nice one

Japitan on the telly soon
https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa

wish i was watchin jong rn

>>101138512
>>101138644
kino showdown!

>>101138644
I hope xapitan loses

the fated battle..

>>101138644
CAM ON XAPITAN SCORE SUM FAKKIN RONS

>>101138512
>JAPI VS XAPI
KILL THE TRAITOR JAPITAIN!!!

good job retard

that was so kino...

absolutely based kan into mangan at draw i kneel

Thank god for the good games tonight to distract me, today turned into something shit fast.

That's my favourite jonger!
Look at him go!

xapitan bros...

>>101141001
Traitors burn at the stake

we still love you xapitan but the gods demand a sacrifice...

I feel for xenia, you guys get away with the most dogshit pushes

>>101141087
>you guys get away with the most dogshit pushes
are you fucking serious

>>101141260
yes

>>101141087
Please go watch the rest of our games before saying something like that

>>101141282
okay, half of you get away with the most dogshit pushes

>>101141278
is this the only game you've watched all league?

out of the nightmare room at last
bronze sanma is dumb

>>101141532
>sanma
Post tits

Majsoul Friends Room 24125(3-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=24125

>>101141642
2/3

>>101141642
>sanma
>not a furry room
HATE >:c

>sanma tonpuu
woman

>>101141642
>sanma room
>east
Sorry, I'm not a woman.

Wow, get fucked furry

>>101141642
started
>>101141642
wj

>>101141642
Ggs and well jonged
Majsoul Friends Room 92123(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92123

>>101141800
Full. Maybe started

>why can't i emote?
hannah-3.png

i want yalkuman 2 ;-;

>>101142059
no

Fuck me I guess

>>101141800
GG I need to pee you should probably keep the room going though

>>101141800
Jonged

>>101141800
well jonged!

>>101141800
well jonged, i had my fill of jong today so i'll stop there

I'm getting rum

>>101142883
I will drink my beer :3

Rum acquired

>>101143076
Do you live next to a liquor store?

>>101143190
No, bottle I said I was gonna finish off had more than I thought last time I drank so there was enough left for another rum and coke before it fully emptied

tsumo ippatsu shouldnt exist

evens borgar
odds something asian
0 spam

>>101143268
Reroll trips me

>>101143268
reroll dubs my cock

evens buy a new ona
odds get a tenga
0 buy a solace pro

>>101143466
This post terrifies the jellyjonger

>>101143497
I got a tenga last week and used it on five separate days even though I think you're supposed to throw it out after one use

>go on youtube
>see mysong(R)
>dont want to feel(tm)
>refresh page
>gone
crisis averted

jooooooooooooong I'm booooooooooored

>>101143816
Hi bored, I'm hungry

>>101143843
stfu

>>101143858
...

>>101143869
Good, learn your place

wish i was jongin rn

>>101144039
then jong?

>>101144061
I'm at work.

>>101144076
Then perish

wish i was having sexin rn

>>101144097
mood

wish I was eating rn

>>101144356
I ate a slice of cheese cause I went and cleaned out my air fryer only to realize I'm out of potatoes to bake in it

>>101144396
is your only source of nutrition cheese and potatoes?

>>101144468
I eat meat too when I can be bothered to cook it, but the chicken I got from the church looks off so I tossed it and nothing else was thawed

>>101144396
I spent maybe one day of my budget on Macca's just now. I think it was worth it

>>101143816
Let's play rock paper scissors

>>101144546
Fucking bet
https://www.rpsgame.org/room?id=lre6w

>>101144570
>lost because I stopped picking rock

>>101144570
WRPS

>>101144631
Ilya sex

would YOU have SEX with a WOMAN??? It's ok, you can be honest here

>>101138067
>doragon would get bread until mpreg by sexfox (futa)
Remember when he used to be our straightest jonger?
What's that evil woman done to him?

>>101144892
see >>101138067
times like 10 for kuro

>>101144924
>What's that evil woman done to him?
Suprisingly nothing, also
>>101144924
>doragon would get bread until mpreg by sexfox (futa)
wrong

im watching a jerma vod

>>101145012
based, he's so much better than vtumors

>>101144951
>2 (You)s
Now he's love bombing me... I don't want to be groomed...

>>101145084
shut

stupid pervert mjg miko begone!

>>101145147
so true jj, only you're allowed to take advantage of drunk doragon

>>101145147
Don't compare me to your tulpa, woman.

>>101145147
My hero

get a room

matatabi is jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zissl2catWo

that room?

>>101145305
You say that like either of them have the balls to do anything

miko rape

miko DATING! taking miko to PUTT PUTT! watching miko suck A MILKSHAKE! BONDING WITH MIKO!

>>101145337
Pretty much, doragon is doragon and will never reach out, and idk what JJ's issue is

>>101145540
>what JJ's issue is
Her issue is she's a woman.

>>101145796
Guess I'll just root for hotwheels then

I hope none of you have sex

>>101145922
Your wish will be granted

>>101145922
don't need to hope, nini

>>101145940
Good night cozy doragon.

>>101145922
no one who is above expert in jong can ever have sex

>>101145940
nini homo

>>101145922
ive already had sex

>>101145922
I am a vtuber. I am obligated to stay pure for my audience.

>>101145994
but anon youre gay? whats the point of being gay if you arent going to engage in drug fueled orgies???

shut up... jellyjonger...

>>101145971
But I'm an adept and a truecel...

>>101146019
Have you considered not being a fujo who shlicks to the idea of men getting fucked by other men?

>>101146019
>youre [sic] gay
I'm not gay.

>>101146059
I miss this guy like you wouldn't believe

>>101146079
can you blame him for abandoning us?

Goodnight, everyone. I'll see you all tomorrow in the next thread that anonymous is currently baking.

that's not me. i'm leaving after league.

>>101146193
why?

>>101146202
hates us

my mental health is not so good right now and other personal reasons

>>101146193
we know, you don't use capitalization

i'll still play jong but i plan to unplug from a lot of things

>>101146236
that makes me sad :(

>>101146236
is /here/ something that causes more stress than not?

i'm just tired. you guys are cool. mostly. i don't know.

>>101146260
>i plan to unplug from a lot of things
Make sure what you're cutting out is stuff that actually causes issues instead of what you assume is part of the problem. Almost killed myself around two years ago mistaking something that I was obsessed with positively as what was causing my issues and only spiraled worse when I tried distancing myself from it.

>>101146341
>mostly
name and shame

>>101146501
me

I just need to get better at mahjong, then everyone will like me. I'll call it the K-man strategy.

Stop pretending to be adept then.

>>101146751
I'm almost deranking in gold room which means I probably suck but I'll chock it up to variance and play on another client anyways. You're assumptions about me are wrong by the way you don't know who I am

>>101146846
My bad, you're famous one view, not homeless anon.

>>101146935
Wrong again

>>101146954
Birdhag on my friends list with 6 4ths in a row, final offer.

>>101147029
You're out

>>101147042
Aaaiiiiiieeee don't bake let jong die no one can know my shame

>>101147155
literally me except im not quitting

>>101147350
>except im not quitting
then you're not cool like a woman who is having an adventure to find herself with men who are not her husband only to leave them after the summer ends

>>101146935
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not pretending

>>101147411
I got out of adept before I knew all the yaku or how pinfu works.
You crossed continents for your mahjong crush, play IRL, and host autokokos. You aren't adept.

>>101147405
somedays i wish i had a vagina...

>>101147479
ywnbav

Who's baking nya?

No one, /jong/ had a good run and it's time to move on.

who has an image worthy of jongs op?

>>101147657
use this one

>>101147725
we'll use that next bake

>>101147808
somehow I could bake on library wifi

well i have the next bake ready