Thread 101230849

A thread dedicated to our shortstack lewd maid.

https://menacemamaki.carrd.co/

Previous thread: >>101163149

What time are we expecting the stream tonight? She mentioned both 8:30 and 9:30 in that reply on twitter.

>>101230926
She said late, so be ready by 8:30 but don't be surprised if she shows up at 9:30 or later.

>>101230974
Well guess I'm napping now then. I hope I don't oversleep.

>destroying her skin for the sake of cooming
sasuga

The solace pro is really good and I've enjoyed using it this past week. But call me old fashioned, but you can't beat using her hand and edging for an hour then busting the biggest load imaginable into a bunch of tissues. Simple and easy.

>>101231178
The solace pro is for having remote sex with Menace

I want to try making some stupid memes/edits for Menace. Do I really need to have photoshop or is there "free" software I could use for image editing instead?

>>101231319
photopea

>>101230948
I hate monster but I would drink that like the sweetest nectar fountain

>>101231319
gimp is good
paint.net is usually okay

>>101231319
There is a lot of free alternatives.Gimp and paint.net are popular ones. You can also google photoshop alternatives. Or check out /t/ for some warez.

>>101231346
Thanks! Any advice about possibly doing the same meme/edit that someone else has posted already in the past that I missed? Don't want to step on peoples toes.

The Lovense apps are a bit wild. There's an open chat with the person you're connected to for the toy sync thing she planned on doing

Catreon

>>101232076
we should call it purrtreon.

finally

>>101232119
Thats good im making a mental note of that.

Patreon already works because you're patting the cat, get it? Haha..

I'm excited for the first time we get lovense content from her. I just hope its not a month or two out.

I wonder if menace will ever buy the ku-100 meme now that she's financially secure.

>>101232345
She wouldn't post it if it was a month or two out

>>101232396
Her justification for not getting one was saying that a ku100 needs a soundproof room and that wasnt possible for her. But I think now she is setting up a whole room just for asmr content so she might consider one further down the line.
If she does get one its going to be amazing with her perfectionist mindset.

good evening i love menis

>>101232549
fuck. the thought of menace kissing, ear blowsing, and heartbeat with a perfectly set up/audio balanced ku-100 might do irreversible damage to me in a good way

>>101232549
The $31,000 from the donothon is for the soundproof room

>>101232692
15k was for the room, the other 16k was a bonus towards stretch goals.

>>101232728
>>101232692
it was for mocap and 3d stuff

I'm relisting to some of her early witch menace asmr vods, it's kinda nice seeing how she's improved over the years. You can tell there was a real diamond in the rough there that just needed more polish. It's funny hearing her Mom's TV in the background too.

This, but Menace

i'm so fucking nervous for tonight

>>101233410
I’m going to have my solace pro on and connected to that app code that sent out the other day just incase she decides to tease us during the stream.

>>101232880
>It's funny hearing her Mom's TV in the background too.
i miss the motorcycle guy. those streams were SOVL it's too squeaky clean now for the most part.

>>101233509
Her "chotto"s unbelievably cute. We don't get them much anymore.

>>101233483
she sent out a code? how the fuck did I miss that.

>>101232076
oh shit we're so fucking back. time for a celebratory drink methinks

>>101230948
>classic monster

Less than 3 hours left...

>>101230948
I never had any monster so i can't fully conceptualize this imaeg which is bothering me more than it should

I've missed so much I'll be happy to hear her tonight!
>>101235686
The original Green monster is the worst one but it might be worth one can just so you can really feel immersed while you think about this image.

I quit energy drinks a while ago but I would drink that monster in a fucking heartbeat.

>>101231125
Fuck I can't wait to see those bikini tanlines

it's so warm that i can barely stay awake. if i end up missing this stream because of the weather i'm going to be pissed

Frame up

I'm beginning to think she's not actually cursed and that it's just skill issues... That just makes her cuter though

>>101240117
>I'm beginning to think she's not actually cursed and that it's just skill issues
always has been lol

HEILIGE SCHEIẞE SCHAUT EUCH SCHNELL DEN DIENSTMÄDCHENSLY AN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Not right now little German boy, Menace is streaming.

sogar auf deutsch hat er mich immer noch getäuscht

i'm ngmi

>>101238095
>The original Green monster is the worst one
I'm a old ass man who was around when monster first came out. It was back in my high school days regular plain monster was the only flavor and its all i drank when i was younger. So it holds a soft spot in my heart even if there are much better flavors now personally this is my jam

someone stop me im going to become a gosling at this rate

Stuffy nose is GFE.

>>101242986
Let the darth gosling flow let it give you focus and powa beyond that of a mere jedi

That yawn was dangerous

It is kinda crazy to think sooner rather than later we are gonna have starwars gosling memes that tickles my funny bone sorry just had to say that heh

>>101242131
I have a fondness for it in my heart for a similar reason but I do also think it's battery acid lmao. Any of the juice ones like that are much better, the white one also got me though a lot of long weekends a decade back heh

dude this house made more noises in an hour than mine did in 10 years jesus christ

>>101243502
I literally used to call it battery acid too lmao
we are kineko

Creaking is a sign of good bones. Wherever she is, it was probably built decades ago as an actual home for humans to live in, instead of a cookiecutter McDuplex for rich people to own and rent for 4000 dollars a month.

>>101242986
half or more of the people in this thread are at that point. You're among kindred spirits here anon. We will even talk you out of brainworms if you get to that point.

>think my feelings have cooled off
>hear her voice again
>instantly feel full of love

>>101244269
I posted this

GOD i missed this so much it's unreal. i love her to hell and back

going to loop that napping portion and zonk out for the night

gn niggas

>>101244361
gn

>>101243811
we have a word for those shit pop up shop houses that aren't fit for humans to live in. They're called Barratt homes and they're a blight that's plaguing the housing market.

The 7 minute blowjob audio she posted on the 17th of April is perfect for practicing with the Solace pro btw

>>101244629
this reads like the opening scene of the trainspotting but more depressing

Will menace be disappointed in me for not making it to offkai

>>101245706
You aren't going to be able to make it to the kineko gangbang bro...

Sleeping on the floor with Menace at her new place

>>101245706
nah man that would be insanely retarded.

menis hugs you from behind and holds you tightly and digs her face into your shoulder but she comes up short send post

Woke up feeling depressed knowing I'll never be with the woman of my dreams. What's the point?

You didn't improve yourself

>>101244968
https://fansly.com/post/769063606032539648

>>101255129
fun fact, if you do a timeline search for "sniff" it brings up that post and this one where she gets off to our scent
https://fansly.com/post/761825871865585664
Two of my favorites

Morning anons, how we feeling now that we got our maid back?

>>101256198
back to being depressed after the stream ended

>>101256198
Really happy especially since she said she wanted to do cuddly and kissy ASMR later today too!

>>101256198
Need to feel good and cum with her again asap

Im tired of half assing dieting and getting fit. I’ve decided to go to offkai next year and do menace’s meet and greet and be confident in my body and show/tell her how she helped motivated me. I’ve calculated I’ve got around 35-40lbs of fat to lose in the next 12 months. I will be a buffneko I swear it. I can’t let her see me like this when I don’t love myself.

>>101256897
You can do it man. I've been working out since a little before I started watching Menace and I feel like it's the best decision I've made. There's been shitty days where I didn't feel like going to the gym but did anyway and I felt incredible after exercising. I only wish I started 10 years ago but nothing I can do about that now.

20.73% Yes
https://fansly.com/post/788555352974045184

>>101257721
The initial bump was around 100 but we've had a show trickle of new votes every day now. More money for the maid!

>>101257721
>>101258075
Just wait until she gets the 3D boost.

>>101258075
that's great news

>>101257721
>>101258403
>menace will soon be known for doing porn more than anything else
how do we feel about this fellow kinekos

>>101258403
Special toggles

>>101256472
I know anon but it'll be alright, she will spend tonight with us as well. Chin up yeah?
>>101256506
I fucking missed her so much and last night was everything I needed honestly. Definitely looking forward to tonight as well.
>>101256540
Soon anon, soon. Im confident we will get a Wednesday maidsly. If not you have full authority to execute me.

SANTA MIERDA MIRA A LA CRIADA RÁPIDAMENTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>101257721
600+ votes is crazy. i did not expect her to have that many subs

>>101258672
She's just really good at being a lewdtuber. That's why she has so many Fansly subscribers. Her R-18 ASMR is top-notch.

>>101256897
I believe in you dude. She will absolutely be proud of you for working hard to reach your goal. Ill be going next year as well but I've been struggling to get back on my gym journey. I bulk easy but I've gotten so lazy in recent years. Gotta get my ass in shape.

>>101258672
Its something she wanted to pursue. she's good at it, makes people feel good and happy, and as an added bonus she makes money off it. I'm happy for her.

>Soon anon, soon. Im confident we will get a Wednesday maidsly. If not you have full authority to execute me.
I really hope so, man. It's been so long. I need her so bad.

You won't have to wait until Wednesday

>>101259261
>LA CRIADA RÁPIDAMENTE
I lol'd

>>101259554
How do you know?

>>101259575
I know my catmaid

I wonder if her desk arrived yet.

keep that solace pro charged up and ready to go lads

>>101261775
Pretty sure she'll tell us well in advance of the first Lovense stream since it takes some preparation. I don't think she has the Mission 2 yet either.

I'd be really happy with her just fucking herself silly on her floor mattress. Some of the best sex I've ever had was when me and an ex moved into a new place and all we had was a futon on the floor in the middle of our empty apartment.

>>101262681
Soaked sheets
https://fansly.com/post/770025407045967872

normalfags pls go and stay go

>>101262759
I love that pic. I love how easily she squirts too, it's such a huge turn on. I blew the biggest load yesterday whilst relistening to her accidentaly squirting over her bed as she pulled the toy out.

>>101262843
Dude I'm in my 30's. Of course I'm not a virgin anymore, I'm a grown man.

>>101262919
Cringe

Lol

>guys I had an sex
>I put my penis in le vagina
>did I mention I had sex yet?

>>101263199
Shit I didn’t realize Ben Doyle was in fish tank

I got no shame in admitting I'm a virgin. I don't like people enough to meet someone worth a damn and I have zero interest in paying a prostitute for it.

>>101264537
>I have zero interest in paying a prostitute for it.
I mean... You kind of are?

>>101264620
You are wrong. I will not elaborate

>>101264620
Well yes and no. I do pay to access maidsly but at the end of the day I'm still virgin no matter how many times I blow my load to menace.

I didn't realize the male vtuber was still around until she replied to him.

Does the solace pro AI sync work with Maidsly audios?

I thought we were done with the whole male vtuber thing. He dropped off just after the donothon. Only seen him three or four times since.

lmao of course he would try this

>>101265284
I would assume so but its an ai program so your mileage may vary anon.

>>101265326
pathetic

>>101265349
she loves pathetic men

If he ever thinks she would do a colab with him he's never listened to a single thing she's said on streams.

>>101265326
something tells me he is retarded.

I thought we were done with the whole obsessing over viewers and twitter repliers.

I thought so as well outside of the occasional anon bringing up the big 4. Some of these anons need to stop thinking so hard about other men. Just love the maid and be happy for fucks sake.

>>101265434
>>101265523
he's a male vtuber trying to collab and have private sessions with my oshi, this goes beyond being just another viewer

>>101265434
>>101265523
Honestly a fanbase needs an enemy to rally against to make them stronger and come together as a collective. It's just funny how she mentioned about men only becoming vtubers to groom female vtubers and this is exactly what he's doing.

>>101265284
I tried one of the two times I used it but, I'm not sure if I got it working. It was either standing still or felt like the default pattern/stroke.

Remember when he dropped $500 after everyone else during the donothon hoping for a singled out "thank you"

>>101259261
ok it's very funny in spanish

>>101265770
He would also drop donos when she would cum during the fansly donothon

>>101265326
What the fuck is wrong with this faggot?

>>101265854
Yeah this was the grossest one to me, trying to make a moment like that about himself

>>101266040
It's funny how male vtubers are sexpests with ulterior motives every single time without fail. I'm surprised Menace hasn't realized it yet.

>>101266132
she's a smart girl when it comes to stuff like this. I trust her.

She probably has realized it, its obvious even if she hasn't seen him asking his community for ideas of things to send her. But why push away some dude whos giving her thousands.

which is it

>>101266191
Being smart doesn't mean you can act properly though. She's too kind for her own good, we all know this. If this faggot is this shameless in public you just know he's DMing her and shit too. Death to male vtubers

>>101266227
these are saying the same thing anon

If she has realized it why is she still giving him all this attention? Is the money really that important to her?

>>101266202
It was so fucking funny when it got leaked that he was asking his community for ideas to impress her. I also haven't forgotten how some rando got into the uberhaxornova cytube and kept blowing smoke up his ass and agreeing with what he would say in chat or ask Menace to answer his questions. Obviously got a fan/friend or it was himself on another account which is even sadder.

>>101266312
Oh it's that guy kek

>>101266250
I really doubt she would put up with a DM from him. A throne dono yeah, because those are just basically paid DM's.

>>101266312
its so obvious when people try and pander to her but this guy literally wrote it out asking for military things to send her, what a loser

>>101266348
Well what if he DMs her under the guise of asking for advice from one vtuber to another for example? This is literally the modus operandi of these sexpest male vtubers and I don't know why he would be an exception

>>101266397
I don't worry about it because I'll never know if he has or still does unless either party decides to leak said DMs. I trust Menace. She's said her peace as to how she feels about male vtubers and I trust that those were her true feelings. I trust my floppy cat maid.

Should I get the lovense USB bluetooth adapter or just use my phone

>>101266554
I'm just using my phone. The adapter seems redundant

>>101266554
Might as well get it. It's only $10. It will be easier to use the apps on your PC, especially if you use the vibemate app for AI sync

You people have exclusively talked about your masturbation habits for two weeks

No jerking this week lads, save it all for the maid.

I can't wait to cum with my maid again.

Trying to decide if I should sleep now and set an alarm for a few hours and see if she's announced a stream by then.

>>101266958
Risky because if her desk arrives she might do a spontaneous twitter space of her building it

>>101266787
>two weeks

>>101267011
That's exactly my point. But I think I have to take the sleep otherwise I'll have to go to work in the morning on like 2 hours of sleep.

>>101267131
In that case better to get some sleep, she'd want you to

>>101266860
19 days...

>>101267011
Good call anon!

>>101267011
https://x.com/i/spaces/1mnGegvodjrxX

>>101267011
wow

She literally said yesterday that she'd host a space while building it

She has a bird bath... She has truly made it

>>101266787
Are you sure you aren't just looking for men talking about masturbation? We don't shame here anon.
>>101266830
I've been doing the normal weekly schedule since she left. I hope she's proud of me.

What kind of desk does she have where hammering is necessary? Lol

>>101268564
no fucking idea

>>101268564
Probably something with dowels so she doesn't have to sit there driving screws by hand or buy a drill

Why am I hearing a male?

>>101268612
i think it's the echo picking up the tv

>>101268626
either that or her new place is actually haunted and the mic is picking up evps lol

>>101268612
Sex friend

its the TV
just heard a woman voice

>>101268823
Also sex friend

when will this ever stop being true

>>101268851
both me btw

>>101268596
THat seems crazy for a desk, but maybe since she just ordered something cheap off of amazon. I never really noticed how impulsive she can be until just recently

Kissing Menace

>>101268933
It might be temporary so she can start streaming asap and she will pick out a long term desk later.
Her last desk breaking threw a wrench in her plans of having half her setup ready to go before her PC arrived.

Take a step back

Fucking, eating, kissing, licking, and sucking Menace's tits, thighs, pussy, mouth, armpit, and ass.

Testing the stability of the new desk by bending her over it as soon as it's done.

>>101269205
noice

oof i think she's mad :(

>>101269242
yeah cause she spent money on some stupid chinese desk that doen't even fit together.

She definitely sounded less than thrilled to deal with the desk.

>>101269271
user error, she probably fucked up somewhere

she needs a strong sexy man(me) to assemble the desk for her

>>101269303
I mean it's probably a bad idea to buy furniture on Amazon to begin with

Thats usually how it goes with these things...

I don't know about you guys but I really love her flaws and all

I should be there, putting the desk together for her

>>101269303
I’ve had shit off of Amazon come and not even has the screw holes lined up properly. It’s fucking infuriating.

I'm not strong or sexy but I'm resourceful and fast. Unsurprisingly people don't choose me for many jobs.

She bought that hammer from Temu didn't she

>>101269602
No way, she definitely splurged for the amazon basics pink tool kit

>>101269401
say the last part proudly or not at all anon. Shes far from the perfect woman but she stole my heart too. I hope she is happy wherever life takes her even if its far away from me.

>>101269328
My dad bought a cheap towel rack off amazon you really do get what you pay for with furniture. What he got was cheap ass mdf particle board planks with a paint job that looked like they let a 4 year old paint it. I had to put it together for him at his home and it was a nightmare because the measurement dimension's were all off from what they were listed as. So i had to make additional cuts to make it fit together like it advertised to. Some of this stuff they sell online is straight up a fraudulent product.

>>101271261
>One last goon stream with Menace racing against the atom bombs coming down

Maybe this is a controversial take but I'm more excited for the donothon streams than the lovense ones

>>101271261
A wild mogogo appears

>>101271339
that would be one hell of a countdown

>>101271261
there is no ww3
if russia tries anything they'll get fucked by me pesonally
and the israel/iran conflict is a meme cause iran doesnt even have atom bombs

>>101271261
we're okay bro

>>101271351
I think that's a fair take especially if you donated to get the goals it's natural to be excited for them

>>101271449
I donated over $1K, so yeah

>>101271261
literally nothing ever happens but man that would be so fucking funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHiEYOwlrTk
freedom

>>101271261
Please no. My solace pro just got here...

All I give a shit about in the short term is paying my bills and her asmr and fansly streams. if WW3 happens so be it desu.

chopping up menace's garbage ass plywood desk for the fire pit and building her a nice sturdy walnut desk in record speed send post.

>>101274453
Hell yeah

>>101274453
the night is saved god bless

>>101274453
I need Menace to milk my cock

>>101274453
The wife and good times on the menu boys

Im glad she is doing asmr tonight. Fresh out the shower, finding me something comfortable to sit in and napping to my maid. Everything is as it should be.

What's a good pattern to use on the Lovense remote app?

Oh shit. I got home but forgot to ask you all how your monday was. How my Kinekos doing today?

>>101275396
up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right

>Cow
Are the lactation reps paying off?

>>101275811
Breastpump goal soon?

>>101275811
The cow and weird numbers to celebrate have me thinking this just is something she wanted to do.

I think its a combination of wanting to do it and a genuine celebration for 60k and 30k.

yea idk about any of that but if i hear a bell tonight im ngmi

>>101276417
If you hear a bell then get ready for the maidsly follow-up stream

>>101276507
After a public stream!?

>>101276507
Shes been up ridiculously late recently so this might be a possibility.

>>101275475
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start is better. That unlocks the highest difficulty mode.

>>101276628
I thought this was extra lives?

>>101276507
She's not doing Maidsly after a 10 PM stream, come on lol

>>101276651
She was up till 4am last night anon. It is possible, unlikely, but possible.

>>101276651
May 24th quickie

>>101276651
Quickie like last time

god I hope not I have work in the morning

im going to bed after the asmr

I'm gonna say not to expect any maidsly tonight. Going with my gut on this one and my intuition is almost never wrong. If I am wrong though I would'nt complain.

The VOD will be there for you

>>101276684
It's not just about her. It's a weekday and people are working

So which should I use. Twitch or YT?

>>101276935
A quickie would end at the same time as a Wednesday maidsly stream

>>101276789
same. if there's maidsly have fun in my stead and fuck you lads

>>101277134
she doesnt read twitch chat for asmr and vice versa for normal streams

>>101277134
Didnt Menace stop using twitch altogether for asmr?

>>101277275
yea 1 stream was enough LOL
i think he's asking in general

>>101277275
She stopped using youtube for asmr too, yet here we are. It's a celebration stream

Now this was a celebration stream
https://fansly.com/post/774179968673394688

she's filtering the pagpags again. most of them are lactose intolerant

>>101277346
holy farseer
i kneel

>feds in chat
its over

I never noticed how spooky her stream intro animation is

>>101278041
I would agree except a hot maid is approaching.

This is weirdly hot

>>101278144
you have low standards

I have a pavlovian response to hearing her voice so for me all of it is hot.

Picturing her in a cow bikini and squeezing her tits every time she says moooo

>>101278185
I just love my wife

Manifesting a cow bikini DM

>>101278253
Coincidentally I love your wife too.

>>101278287
I also love that anons wife

Communal wife.

>>101278277
god, if only

there is no rule that says we can't all love the maid afterall. Shes certainly earned her admirers.

Plot twist: this is actual Menace milk.

>>101278536
Lactation training complete?

>>101278587
No, she must go FURTHER. Milk truck shortstack.

>>101278587
It will be complete when she complains about her tits leaking in public

ok now my imagination is really going, you brat

Something feels off about her settings. I'll assume it's just because she was in a rush to do asmr tonight.

sounds fine to me

>>101278834
can't, it's illegal where i am

She's using one of these, isn't she

>>101278889
good morning saar please do not redeem the cow

>>101278958
That's for the breastpump + vibrator handcam donithon goal

>>101278958
I would commit genocide for a drop of her milk

>>101278959
morning my friend

>>101278958
I unironically think she might be

Does she usually not talk?

you guys aren't thinking out of the box

I can't stop thinking about her rubbing milky lotion all over her big tits.

>>101279270
Been a hot minute since she last did triggers only asmr.

>>101279270
she can be a bit of a yapper, frankly, but I think she's in 'serious' mode for the occasion

Erm... it's here guys...

>>101279547
cute snoopy covers anon

>>101279547
snoopy has seen some shit and it's only going to get worse for him.

>>101279547
based

Lovense must be making bank
they better release a Menace sleeve or else

I've fallen asleep like 3 times but I'm too scared to let go in case she actually does go live somewhere else after...

>>101279642
You don't want her shouting "Moooo" while she cums like the animal she is.

I think its going to be a while before she is cumming loudly if its true she can hear her neighbors as easily as she does (and vice versa). ASMR+Gooncave shelter needs to happen first.

>>101279547
Nice! Set it up and t3st it out!

I kinda lost interest when she stopped talking...

>>101279777
Ok bye

>>101279547
HORRIBLY offtopic but just today i missed out on a omega silver snoopy edition and i feel like this dude is taunting me. anyways have fun

Man we're gonna see a lot of new anons asking questions around here going forward aren't we.

>>101279951
Are you gay, newfag?

bliss

>>101279986
Gay? maybe, newfag? definitely not.

Maidsly please

sleep please

>>101279808
Poster here. Big peanuts fan myself, like the the actual Sunday comics strip. Wishing you luck anon. Favorite peanuts character?

moooo

that was unironically a really good stream

fuck check maidsly

God I never know what to do with myself after she ends. It feels as though the light i was basking in has been turned off and now i must wander the infinite void until the light is turned on once again.....

dont fall for any maidsly bait anons.

That was great, and things are only going to get better from here. Cheers to our catcowmaid!

>>101280204
I'm going to try and sleep for 90minutes then get up for work.

>>101280204
You should go to sleep after she ends like she wants you to

>>101280204
She will return to you soon enough anon, for now you should rest.

>>101279949

Replied to wrong person. I'm drunk... Poster here. Big peanuts fan myself, like the the actual Sunday comics strip. Wishing you luck anon. Favorite peanuts character?

petition to add a screenshot of the inbox to every maidsly post moving forward

Fuck looks like no Maidsly follow-up

I'm already tired of the tourists and newfags

>>101280341
thank god I need to sleep I'm posting this to tempt fate into a maidsly stream

>>101280324
kinda empty, lmb.

You are addicted to porn and need help

You are enjoying porn and that's ok

She said good night, if you're not getting ready for bed you're disappointing her.
Yes even you guys where its daytime right now.

Also here's what it looks like moving btw

>>101280385
I'm addicted to menace actually

tfw you'll never get breastfed by her while she's patting your head and rocking you to sleep. literally why even live

>>101280414
Dont be such a baby

>>101280357
what did you expect would happen once the thread stayed alive for longer than a week or two.

>>101280400
I got three more hours left in me, I got shit to do. I will sleep to the stream later though.

>>101280385
I'm addicted to Menace. She makes me feel so good and happy. Cumming feels so much better when I do it with her. She realeses all of my stress.

>>101280299
has to be pig-pen man i used to relate to him a lot when i was a kid lol. also i was unironically in love with lucky

>>101280473 (me)
lucy not lucky wtf

>>101280401
It doesn't look like that when it's mounted. It's a lot more stable.

>>101280401
Now what does it look on your cock
haha just kidding

>>101280502
unless..

>>101280473
Super basic answer but I'm pretty sure mine has to be Lucy... Pig-pen is a great answer tho

>>101280469
20 days since the last Maidsly stream... I can't take it anymore... I need her so bad.

>>101280502
Blue board anon!! Calm down!

>>101280502
liker please

>>101280541
My wife is so resourceful

Is someone going to bake a bread over night or should we wait for tomorrow morning?

her model is too curvy.

she's always going to be petite in my head.

Anyway may the Kinekos have a blessed night. May Mr. Sandman smile on you all.

>"Because of how well it is going I am working closely with them to bring more fun features and ideas!"
Like what?

>>101280783
You can literally look at images of her stacked body…

>>101280798
how the fuck would we know anon?

>>101280762
i can put a bread in oven right this instance but i don't trust euros

>>101280798
Realistically I don't think she can get them to do anything outside of maybe a Menace sleeve for the Solace Pro or a custom video/pattern she makes that they advertise on their site with her being listed as the partner.

>>101280798
Piss scented Menace lube

>>101280798
>nanomachines that take the form of your oshi that you can fuck
dont tell the gov'ment I told you or they'll ki

>>101280893
ahh shit we lost him.

>>101280798
Rumors say the lovense will sprout vanilla ice cream cones, roses and deeds to homes.

>>101280835
Euros will be at work, it's the pagpags and jakartabros you'll have to trust

>>101280798
I don't think even Melody got a sleeve, she just got a mini-game so don't expect too much.

>>101280798
Who knows. Tune in to find out!

>>101280951
idk man we died only once so far and that was at 6 pm cest which is when euros were supposed to be at home. browns > euros is what i'm gathering from this

New Maidsly post

not bait this time.

the max 2 is a decent edging machine tbdesu, fun gimmick

knocking my head on the wall and putting myself into a come until wednesday 3:30 am send post.

>>101281441
We are so back bros!

New thread?

bread in oven

bread out of the oven
>>101283199