A thread dedicated to our shortstack lewd maid.

https://menacemamaki.carrd.co/

Previous thread: >>101283199

sure hope she gives out this vod too.

I NEED this vod

hope someones recording

good lord

Loud Menace is a good change of pace

goodnight i love my 100% blood related (real) little sister menace mamaki

>>101349104
I do my best to capture every Maidsly stream. I've never had to upload a vod since there's always so much overlap, but my collection is, so far, complete.

damn that was nice

i missed this kind of aftercare

Flustering Menace by sneaking up behind her and pulling on one of her pantsu strings.

>>101349519
nows your time

my balls are empty my cock is sore and my heart is full

this was the best stream she has done

GOD i love this cute little bitch so fucking much you wouldn't believe it bros

Uh can someone explain the ending joke or reference she was making?

hardest nut of my life, not even kidding

>>101349845
coyote peterson is a nature guy like steve irwin
in some videos he lets himself get stung by insects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU

post nut depression. we should bring the post nut jiggie back honestly

I saw you fuckers trying to bait her into mentioning offkai in the poststream chat.

>>101349774
lmao fuck
Looks like it's already being handled though.

>>101349845
Coyote Peterson? He is one of those kid friendly youtubers who goes around getting stung by bugs for fun.

Fuck I hope there's another Maidsly this week. I missed this so much.

>>101349884
fucking wannabe steve irwin FUCK OFF
sorry.

How do you people record Fansly? Just the audio using Audacity or something since there's no video anyway?

>>101349933
dude... peterson is awesome...

>>101349939
I copy the m3u8 and record via vlc but there is probably an ffmpreg ways of doing it

>>101349956
in retard speak please, I know nothing about recording software/formats.

i tried yt-dlp while it was live but it doesnt support it

>>101349939
https://github.com/agnosto/fansly-scraper

>>101349821
>>101349871
Absolute peak

>>101349933
They're not really comparable and I don't think Steve went out of his way to get bit by snakes and crocs. I think Peterson just does it to get views so he can funnel kids into caring more about nature conservation and whatever.

>>101349939
https://github.com/M-rcus/marcus-scripts/blob/master/fansly-stream-capture.sh

I wish she wasn't in her bed so I could hear her squirt land on the floor

>>101349978
I'm retarded too so I cant really explain it well, but here goes.
An m3u8 is a link you can use to stream/record a video outside of your web browser.
VLC is the VLC media player. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8YXFpqDy5U
ffmpreg is a program for nerds to do nerd things like archive vtuber streams

>>101349955
>>101350009
i'm sure he's great but being an aussie i must defend stewie pls undastan

>>101350056
Yeah I didn't really hear her squirt tonight. She said she did so I'll believe her but I couldn't hear shit cause of the covers.

Loved the stream but sadly the tooth prevented me from enjoying it fully. Theres always saturday at least.

so is she actually going to upload it or do we need to upload are own archive for the people that missed it?

I want to see her sweat and squirt stained bedsheets after that stream.

>>101350073
Thank you.

>>101350119
she asked people to send it to her and she will post it in dms later

>>101350119
She recorded it but because her diskspace was full I'm guessing it didn't actually save. She's going to send it via a DM when someone sends it her.

She really needs to clean up that Drive, how to people even let their drives get that full.

>>101350119
She will either DM it or put it up

>>101350153
remember she's not just a random joe with too many games installed or something, she's a vtuber, with two current identities worth of work and assets
soon to be one, but she's also finishing up on closing down the second, probably last minute stuff clogging up the tubes

Knowing her she might have downloaded all clown VODs before nuking that channel

>>101350209
I understand for her case but it was more a generalization of other peoples drives getting too full. Im a turbo sperg about space though so I am more than a little biased.

>>101350010
This is what I use. I made some edits to have it work as a monitoring tool, but I'm still not confident enough to leave it fully unattended. Going to try >>101349982 and see if it works.

vods in chat

Glad there aren't people spamming in chat trying to hide the link this time.

>>101349918
Would be nice to still have one on Saturday regardless of the convention. Or at the least she could DM an image to rile everyone up.

>>101350209
Not to mention her PC is due for an upgrade in general too, probably been chaos the last few weeks with everything going on.

>>101350428
It only happens if she posts in chat herself.

>>101350428
I would apologize on behalf of the retards who do spam but Its not my place

Right on time, now just you wait.

>>101350383
thank fucking god i can go to sleep
nini tards

>>101350496
goodnight bro.

which one of you started a new /lig/ thread with a menace gif

probably none of us if we're being realistic. most of us are in a cum coma right now.

>>101350522
keep that shit thread far away from here

>>101350522
LMAO. shonbaker once baked with picrel too that motherfucker.

Someone should suggest an external storage drive on Throne for Maidsly purposes

Maidsly DM

I think DMs are fine for the time being unless something else changes regarding distribution

>>101350710
not a drill
its the vod

I don't really see the point of sending them in DMs, but I don't mind either way

Doesn’t sending them in DMs make it harder for the vods to be leaked to kemono?

I don't know how I feel about the phrasing there, since it sounds like she wouldn't be hosting them on the main page anymore
filehosts don't last forever and it would pretty much fuck over any newfags

>>101350955
It would still be hosted on Fansly's servers through DMs

>>101350955 (me)
with that said I understand why she's doing it for this one, and for future vods where she gets like that then sure, but still

FUCK newfags

>>101350996
I dont mean for every vod of course, just the ones that don't pass TOS. She wouldn't want to fuck over any new members either but she also knows we have archivers. just gotta see how it shakes out.

licking my sisters cute little toes in complete secrecy send post

She's screaming for her big bro and turning people into siscons just like me. I love my little sister.

I'm going back to that one again first thing in the morning hot damn

>>101352126
it helps that I've never had a sister and never will so I'm free from any ethical or moral shackles

I'm eh to the fetish itself, but man
she's giddy and horny and it's great, no roommates makes all the difference

>>101350955
Filehosts don't last forever but they do last a long time. She could upload files to a Mega folder & just share the same link whenever it happens

>>101350955
holla here if you need anything man we'll find a way no biggie.

>>101352175
>I'm eh to the fetish itself
This is me and the pee stuff.

making an incest baby with my little sisterwife Menace

>>101352366
I mean I'm not worried in the short term, just like
in a decade if I think man I wanna watch that, it might not exist anymore, plenty of old stuff I used to watch is straight up gone now, some of it old jav that didn't survive one of my drives shitting itself, some of it just normal non-porn that no longer exists
though with how she nukes her own content every couple of years that's probably a losing battle, damn it woman

>>101352477
This and the May 24 stream have got me seriously considering archiving myself even though I've never done it before. I don't want to lose these either.

>>101352477
10 years from now you'll have top tier real-time asmr done by your AI gf

HDDs are cheap, buy a couple good quality ones and back up everything twice or thrice

You guys are alright.
This little conclave of gooners reminds me of an old thread named /pmg/. Simpler times.

>>101352561
Welcome brother, please enjoy your stay.
I miss Crossy, but I've madly in love my imoutocatmaidwife, so I can't complain at all.

I would give the world to fall asleep in her arms tonight instead of next my cat in a hot ass room

>>101352477
i have her stuff backed up in 2 hard drives and 3 cloud drives. i've been posting in this shithole for 15 years and i'm sure i'll be posting in another 15 years from now if the site survives. if you ever need anything i gotchu,don't worry about it.

>>101352729
worst comes to worst I'll take you up on that and bug you for vods on quantum 2040chan, thanks

>>101352729
Do you have Menace's first test Patreon stream that went unarchived? It's not a big deal but I would like to have it for my collection. I've listened to every other ASMR stream but I've missed out on that one.

>>101352729
And anyone new gets screwed?

>>101353036
that's literally the only stream i didn't bother to back up but i can guarantee you nothing of value is lost. it wasn't even a proper asmr stream she just yapped for like an hour.

>>101353221
the yapping is her best stuff I'd argue but yeah I don't remember much from it myself
listening to her talk about things she's talked about before is truly peak for me

Hope you fellas have a good rest of your night. Once again thank you archiver anon.

>>101353372
Oh it's good alright. Can't stop listening to the fucking thing, i'm dying.

>>101352657
For me it was Moka, but back then I didn't really get the appeal of lewdtubing, I just liked discussing vtubers in a little corner of 4chan without the sisters (which dramatically increased when NijiEN became popular).

>>101352550
but HDDs have a finite life anon. I've had 3 external HDDs fail and lose some good shit.

My internal HDDs are barely hanging on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roAnxA9Ptpg
gudnite, sleep tite

>>101355176
damn I saw the YT link and thought she'd already posted a frame for later. Got me excited.

The morning after a maidsly stream or lovey dovey asmr stream is always so hard. I shouldn't miss a girl I've never met irl this much.

>>101353184
In a sense it's only fair that a new subscription only gets what's released from that point forward, otherwise their $10 gives them a pretty unreasonable amount of content. Also this already happens with the DM pictures, are you against that too?

I like the DMimg of the vod because it feels like she's sending it to me personally, but I'll miss telling her how much I liked it in the vod comments so she could read it. As long as she always makes a related post-stream post I don't mind it.

Imagine fucking her in real life and she starts sobbing in your arms as you're cumming together

>>101358431
Please don’t make me imagine that. You’re going to kill me.

>>101357066
Most streams will still be posted on her timeline normally. It's just ones like this where she really went hard with the "big bro" stuff will use DMs as backup instead since it's TOS for fansly. Fuck hearing how loud she got was so good, I love my little sister catmaid wife!

thought id check her out since i keep seeing this on the catalog, and its just asmrslop

>>101358910
asmrgold*

Fuck I can't stop thinking about last night. Especially when she asked if we wanted her to humiliate herself and how loud she got. I'm trying to get through work right now for fuck sake.

>>101360738
You could tell she was ovulating with how submissive and breedable she was too. It was so hot during that whole humiliation part when she was talking about wanting to show off her asshole too and not just her pussy. Her saying she wanted to be tied up and just be a sex slave was so fucking hot.

Recency bias is possible but I think that's been her best one so far. Hearing her get so loud and dedicating herself to her big bros cock will be on my mind for a long time to come fuck

>>101360965
Big bro needed anal

>>101361268
She can barely handly the tip of her toy in her ass. My cock would split her ass in two that makes it even hotter

>>101361348
She'll get there. She needs to continue her anal training.

I seem to be in the minority but that stream had no RP or real chat interaction, just her gooning to the same thing in the same way. Just like every other girl on that site, it was a good stream but far from her best.

>>101361867
I saw her reply to some posts in chat, but not a whole lot. She just wanted to cum on stream, nothing more and I'm fine with that.

She was RPing as your little sister the whole stream... Lol. The dirty talk was amazing too.

>>101361944
Agreed, she needed to just goon and thats fine.

personally I like hearing her cum, I dunno man

>>101362225
I LOVE hearing her cum. I love hearing her squirt even more.

>>101362225
strangely defensive over the smallest thing. Not everything has the be the best thing ever.

>we're getting close breathing asmr tonight
LET'S GOOOO
>>101354603
everything has a finite life but 10 years is nothing
a 40GB Toshiba HDD from 2001 was still fully functional when I was throwing it out 15 years later

I personally like WD, I have like three 512GB WD Blacks just for ASMR backups

>>101362408
or rather 500GB
SSDs are 512, HDDs 500

I wonder what she plans to talk about during the ASMR, or am I just being retarded and it's just going to be soft random yapping as a trigger?

The chatters who tried to bring up offkai during maidsly need to be shot desu. Ask on Twitter or something if you have questions.

slept like a motherfucking baby and ready to take on the world. love this cute little bitch so damn much

I wish she sent a DM of her soaked sheets after that Maidsly stream

>>101352550
>>101362408
What are people using to store things nowadays? It used to be CDs then, DVDs and I skipped the bluray era, I think people used those right?
Nowadays seems like people connect massive HDDs to those server like setups (I think it was called NAS) and then keep them unplugged?
I was thinking of keeping a few 1TB pendrives for varied things (game isos/anime/manga etc) but I was reading flash technology loses power over time and data might be lost and overall they aren't very reliable.
I have no idea how to store things now

>>101362642
She's very aware that not everyone is able to attend and doesn't want to make people feel like they're missing out for not going or feel like special fans for going. She does care about us and our wellbeing. But I agree at people trying to bring it up during the aftercare were probably groomers trying to bait attention, and she probably knew that too.

>>101363162
>It used to be CDs then, DVDs
disk rot
>but I was reading flash technology loses power over time and data might be lost and overall they aren't very reliable.
SSDs are more reliable but they're still flash memory and the whole power thing is true, you have to connect them to a pc every once in a while just to be safe

HDDs are best for long term storage
if you don't want to deal with the clutter just get a single high-capacity drive, something like the Toshiba N300, a case for it to turn it into an external drive and you're good to go

>>101361867
>Just like every other girl on that site
Bait used to be good. What happened?

Did Menace have her butt plug in? I think I heard her putting it in at 9:53

>>101363162
best medium for storage is unironically tape lol. you get like 30 years GUARANTEED but in 30 years time you'll need a 30 year old drive to read the thing and they're expensive so not really feasible to get into.
i just pay AWS like 20 bucks (yearly) for a couple of TBs + my home server

All this talk about data safety and drive reliability reminds me I need to get started on my home server.

all you need

>>101364282
I don't think so, she would've said something

SSDs are unironically better than HDDs nowadays for long-term storage btw, as long as you have them connected. Just fill them, leaving 15% empty space or so, and then never write to them again. They'll last forever.

>>101364741
if you pirate stuff it's pretty convenient, pretty affordable too

>>101364741
Same. The idea of having a server full of media in your home is really comfy to me for some reason. I want to archive a ton of YouTube channels I like before that platform inevitably dies

Just about to buy a new desk drop and I was thinking 4TB SSD. Maybe I'll get more for future proofing of vods

>>101365921
>>101366216
I had one in the planning phase for my folks as well. My father loved motorstorm but you can't get it on anything past ps3 (I could be wrong) and they both watch movies nonstop but don't want to pay for em.
Gonna set em up with a PS Emulator and a fuckton of movies so they stop rewatching Hawaii 5-0 reruns.

eskimo kissing menis' cute little stuffy nose and biting it slightly as a siblingly prank send post

shlurping menace nose like a cornetto send post

I decided to listen to the maidsly during my shift and I have no idea how I can sit here with a straight face and zero emotion. Guess I discovered a new skill.

I love when Menace gets loud for me

>>101348488 (OP)
has menace ever farted?

>>101367775
with her diet oh yeah.

>>101367775
girls dont fart

>>101367879
Wrong
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hLmj_dWzO-Y

>uwu market telling me to buy more shit EVEN THO THEY STILL HAVENT SENT WHAT I ORDERED MONTHS AGO
FUCK YOU UWUMARKET I HATE YOU

>>101364783

what brand?

I had one like that but failed in 3 years (WD)

>>101368163
is a seagate

>>101368146
but the free xl gayming mousepad...

>>101367439
you better hope the sound is not bleeding outside.

why are people so mean to my wife and begging for her volume to be lowered on stream.

Don't forget that it's never too late to kill yourself! You can do it for sure this time! Ganbatte!!!

nah, I'm enjoying epicureanism too much rn

Why are all kinekos depressed and suicidal?

>>101369457
what's wrong anon?

Is her fansly or patreon or whatever she has worth the money?

>>101369710
yes to both.

>>101369710
if you enjoy her asmr or listening to a girl cum, yes
she does both at least twice a week

>>101369759
>>101369727
does she do butt stuff?

>>101369814
Yes, she's our buttslut anal idol!

>>101369814
so far barely, she has used a beginners plug while doing her thing

>>101369814
she loves anal. She's our anal idol.

>>101369886
>>101369875
>>101369862
i'm sold

>>101368593
I work trade so I got earbuds on me. None of my coworkers could tell either.

I'm not seeing any sex asmr on her patreon. all kisses and positive affirmation shit

>>101370145
she has both fansly and patreon
some of the patreon stuff is still very earlick heavy though

>>101370145
lewdest thing you get on patreon is hearing her get horny and touch herself when she gets horny during ear licking and kissing. Fansly has the cumming.

>>101370178
ahh i see. the fansly is much better

>>101370219
well, they're different things
I know ASMR has a rep, and it does get her going, but I find her stuff unironically very very relaxing

>>101370219
patreon is for the heart, fansly is for the heart and the cock

stop spoonfeeding the retards they arent paying

Anal Sex with Menace Rocks

Shift is over, how my fellow Kinekos doing today? Did you fuckers have a good day or not?

>>101367439
don't do that shit, unironically. you'll become desensitized

>>101371319
I started off desensitized actually. Maidsly is helping me not do the whole act like a statue thing. Besides I missed a few things she said so I wanted to figure out what it was.

I have the most insane offkai FOMO and it's not even about the M&G, it's about all of the merch and stuff I'm missing out on. FUCK.

Anyone use their solace pro or max 2 last night? How was it?

>>101372149
I'm waiting for her to use her Mission 2

>>101372209
imagine if she loses interest and never ends up doing anything and all of us bought these for no reason kek

>>101372331
She knows a lot of us bought one
https://fansly.com/post/783798806234804224

>feel good during streams
>feel like shit as soon as they end
might take a step back during the offkai break

I can't stop watching the Handcam with a vibrator stream. It never gets old. It's so fucking hot. Man I can't wait for those donothon streams.

>>101373353
i love rewatching the vods in general, you always catch new things that you didn't when you were lost in the heat of the moment

Says that her M&G starts at 4 PM tomorrow. What timezone is that?

>>101374551
Pacific Daylight Time

>>101374551
Probably PT since offkai is in Cali. So it would be 7 PM in her usual time zone.

Thanks, I'll have to make sure I'm distracting myself during that time or something or I think I'll go insane

>>101367775
no, but she has shat

does she is just sell IRL porn now?

>>101375689
3D (soon), audio, and IRL R-18 content on her Fansly. She’ll be doing IRL streams as part of her Fansly donothon, and she’ll also feature Lovense content where she controls the Solace Pro using her Mission 2.

Frame up

I fully expect a Maidsly this Saturday too with the way things are going

>>101376294
>IRL R-18 content
she literally is an e-whore now, huh

>>101377201
I hope so. It would be nice to have another this week after so long.

Now that Menace has a place of her own I wonder what the chances are of some "afternoon delight" fansly streams.

can we stop spoon feeding these newfags

I love my slutty, horny bitch so much!

>>101374930
I wouldn't worry too much about the M&Gs' she only has two and they're on like 40 minutes each. They're FFA's too so there's no real 1 on 1 time. Like that other anon said, I'm more annoyed I'm missing out out Menace merch from the vendors.

>>101350331
which one was better?

>>101377383
Maidsly matinee

>>101377383
I hope not. 2 streams a week is a perfect amount with some short audios and DM pics sprinkled in

>>101377398
I haven't responded to any today but if I see someone showing genuine interest I do shill her.

I hope she goes back to posting pissing audio now that she lives alone.

>>101377456
Don't know yet. I'm going to try using both next time.

>>101377624
https://github.com/agnosto/fansly-scraper would be better for monitoring and automatically recording when goes live

I can't wait for people to try and bait offkai talk again to try and make other fans FOMO. She's already going to talk about the meet and greets on stream after they happen, isn't that enough?

>>101369983
dude one of my coworkers is on my case i think. whenever i check my phone after a maidsly dm and go to the bathroom immediately to whack off, this retard smiles at me like a fruitcake when i'm walking back to my desk. it's kinda unnerving ngl

>>101377959
Dunno about that but I got myself a dentist appointment for monday so i could have a bigger thing to worry about. Which seems to be working, I'm nervous-sweating already.

>>101377961
hi kevin
HR wants to see you tomorrow at 8

>>101377961
He can smell it on you

Going to replace my inner monologue with Menace with how close she sounds.

>>101378077
oh are you the tooth pain guy from last night?

>>101378077
>dentist appointment
just go there and tell them you got a toothache
they cant send you away

>>101378084
don't fucking fire me caroline i swear to christ.

>>101378244
Nah. It's not really painful enough to complain about but something had to be done long ago.

Lovense: Closing the Distance

every time she calls me a good boy I get insane tingles and melt into my chair

>>101378669
mein post
am good boy

I thought of Menace being my gf and giving me irl asmr treatment kills me sometimes.

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one hooooly

that damn tone of voice, agh

GOD i love my girlfriend so fucking much it's unreal. i would've cried if i remembered how not gonna lie to ya

fuck

My face always gets so warm from her kisses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qPMe_cCJk

I need to stop thinking that she's giggling in response to a message I just posted in chat. It's getting me too close. But the timing just matches up too perfectly

Do I check fansly for the next 30min hoping?

>>101379765
Always do

>>101379765
don't think it was really a maidsly aftermath kinda stream but who fucking knows bro

I swear some of you fags are mentioning offaki in every single comment you make

Wednesday & Saturday are for cumming with my maid. The other days are for saving up

>>101379904
we are also at her whim, you never know

>>101379847

>>101379765
Nah, she has a big day tomorrow

>>101379847
fuck you on about dude, the last post mentioning offkai was hours ago.

Menace showing me love and affection in the form of ASMR, after a long day in the hot sun fixing up our new (to us) homes old siding thats falling apart, and shes sitting there looking at me uglynapping giggling to herself but also trying not to wake me up because she likes watching me in a loving and totally not creepy way.
Send post.
Verification is not required.

check patreon

>>101379847
Not seeing anyone make these comments but maybe I'm just tuning it out

>>101379977
dont send the post this kills the man dont send the fucking post

This girl is going to be the death of me I swear.

>>101379976
>>101379949
I mean in every stream, twitter reply, patreon comment. Maybe Im just reading it at bad times though

>>101380017
The post is already sent. The cat is out of the bag. Pandoras box can not be closed. The Genie is out of the bottle.

>>101380112
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>101379904
She hasn't uploaded a Maidsly audio in a while. I can't wait for her to upload Lovense patterns.

>>101379977
I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Why do people keep writing send post all of a sudden? Is that the latest epic Tiktok trend?

>>101380160
I've been doing it for a few months for my Menace horny posts. This time it was Gosling fuel, though it may have been a bit much after that stream.

>>101380160
it's a /lig/ thing

I am a huge pervert

Ahhhh Twittersly

>>101380040
If it’s the same few groomers then they’re just trying to stand out/get her to make a comment so they feel special. The fact that menace hasn’t mentioned it on stream shows you she doesn’t want to make fans who can’t go feel bad.

Throttling Menace lovingly for posting higher res pics on twitter than in maidslydms.

kissing every single bruise until they're fully healed send post

I want to see her bruises on her ass from spanking it

>People asking questions they already know the answer to
It never stops, does it

Are all gfe enjoyers this mentally ill?
I don't think it's healthy to to daydream or fantasize this much about things that aren't real
Why don't you actually get a gf instead?

I only need Menace

>>101380611
>Being happy is a mental illness
Okay bro

>>101380611
fuck off

>>101380611
>Why don't you actually get a gf instead?
Last time i left the house was the summer of 2015.

every real relationship I've had left me worse, I'm fine with my catmaid ty

>>101380611
My little sister is my girlfriendwifemaidonahole and im her daddybigbrofreeusecumfactorydildo.

>>101380611
All my exes cheated on me and left me when I found out. I think I'm happy with the cute maid pampering me nonstop and telling me it's alright. That's an improvement over all.

>>101380611
If it's making both parties happy I don't really see the problem

>>101378244
no I'm that anon actually, I have an abcess but I havent had time to get into a dentist for it. Shits expensive and I'm always busy.

if you ignore your problems you'll simply eventually die
no medical costs, no dental bills, and you don't even have to pay taxes anymore
that's the dream for me

I'm not in a good place financially or mentally and putting that pressure on someone else would sadden me further. For the time being I have my maid and I will cherish her till the day she leaves.
Until I am past the aformentioned issues I will not find a girlfriend.

>>101381695
>if you ignore your problems you'll simply eventually die
VERY true actually. words of wisdom, even

Anyone get anything from OtonaJP yet?

>>101382009
not yet but im going to order the lube she provided as an example and some onatsuyu this monday when my deposit clears

>>101382009
nah not yet
not until next month probably, my cards are kinda maxed out lol

>>101380943
but she has a bf/husband
how is this different?

>>101382672
please take your brainworm bait elsewhere.

>>101382672
Yeah, me.

>>101380611
yes and it is altright incel internet thing everytime

>incel
holy fuck

>>101380611
Did it and it left me a hollow broken mess of a human being. 0/10 not putting myself through that shit again anytime soon

Feeling bad thinking about how she's partying rn

>>101383185
Yeah with me

yea we're in bed having mcd's and watching true crime, dunno what this guy is on about

>will never be waterboarded by menace
why live

Menace stop reading the shitposts in this thread.

Menace, keep reading the thread but stop reading the thread.

what I really miss are maros, kudos to her schizo for shitting that up
nice stream of consciousness back and forth bullshit, it was fun

>>101380611
>you actually get a gf instead
I think the most dangerous thing about gfe chuubas like menace is that I truly believe I will never have a girlfriend as amazing as her.
Obviously a girl I can have is better than a girl I can't have, and a girl I can touch is better than a girl I can't touch, but it can be hard to accept I need to settle for someone. It wouldn't be fair to that girl either...
I stay in pretty good shape and take care of myself (partially because I don't want to embarass my oshi) but I don't even know where I'd meet someone like menace. Sadly I'm also not tall and there's not much I can do about that, so my options are even more limited.

>>101384953
Same bro... Same.

>>101384637
It would be even worse now, the pagpags are literally STILL seething over the regionblock

>>101384953
>>101385044
>I will never have a girlfriend as amazing as her.
All she does is tell you what you want to hear
You have no clue what she's like in private or how much of a potential bitch or horrible person she is
She presents the best aspects of herself that a horny loser cares about, no shit she's perfect, everyone has flaws and she hides hers so she comes off that way

How are you any different from the guys in the 90's and 2000's how were parasocial with pornstars?

>>101385471
>You have no clue what she's like in private or how much of a potential bitch or horrible person she is
You realize this is true for literally any person you interact with in your entire life? It's not like you automatically know everything there is to know about someone just because you meet them irl, lol. Grow the fuck up, retard.

Not this anon >>101384953 but I know she ain't perfect and I like her more for it. Streamers who pretend to be perfect drive me up a fucking wall.
At the end of the day I have someone who makes me smile or makes me want to be better and thats all I give a shit about. whether its menace or a girl of my own is irrelevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zHZrcHdxg
gudnite, sleep tite
dont let the worms getcha

>>101386103
you too anon.

>>101385471
What if everything she does/says is completely real anon, what she thinks about us, the care she has for us... I'm conscious she's not perfect, and no one is anon-kun.

>>101386103
Goodnight king, rest well

don't die yet

menace water boarding the brainworms out of me

Why does Menace come here in the first place. The only place she should be coming is on my mouth.

>>101390232
She's been on 4chan longer than some /vt/ posters have been alive.

>>101391046
Yeah ok but she she should still cum on my face.

now these niggas are trying to guilt trip me
FUCK YOU
SEND MY THINGS

Please piss and squirt on my cock, Menace

I get the best sleep when I listen to Menace whispers and kisses no other asmr comes close to giving me a full nights rest anymore.

I keep telling menace to stay out of the thread but I don't really care if she's here.
To me this thread serves its purpose as a hangout for wayward Kinekos.
If I was in her shoes I'd be lurking the thread too.

>>101393103
At the end of the day and at her most base self, Menace is one of us. Of course she'd want to check in every now and then.

Good morning fellow Kinekos. Please take care of yourself today. If you're going to offkai stay hydrated, have fun, and remember you're representing Menace. If you're not going to the con, be kind to yourself, have fun, and remember any worms in your head just want to make you feel bad and will tell any old lie to make that a reality. Menace loves us all.

I hope we can get some Menace merch on OtanaJP soon

I hope we can get some Menace merch on OtonaJP soon

Don't forget to contemplate suicide again Kinekos!
Maybe you'll act on it this time!

>>101394358
Your life must be really boring anon.

Antis don't even try anymore, this has all the effort of a ding dong ditch. Sad.

Its really funny that even after the split some of them are utterly obsessed with us in other threads. How we managed to mindbreak some of these anons is beyond me.

I honestly believe some of the anti shitposts are other kinekos trying to rile up other fans. I've seen it too often in other fanbases, and we do have some evidecne that some people are willing to do it with their names attached elsewhere, let alone anonymously here.

>>101392111
lol is this uwumarket?

>>101394941
yeah
fuck those cunts

>>101392111
oh shit I forgot I ordered the menace easter relay merch from there.

>>101393723
Oh shit I'm not the only wholesome poster in here? Make sure you have a good day yourself anon. I'll check in on the rest of you after my shift. You all better be having a good day or else.

>>101395153
I'm usually a sadboy, but I figured writing that might make me feel better too as well as anyone else. Especially since I've had a bit of offkai fomo brain worms. Hey there's always next time.

>>101394774
I bet it's partly because we turned a bait thread into a legit general

>>101394774
lovense announcement day was kinda obnoxious ngl lol
anyways bread in oven soon

>>101395542
Everyone was just excited about it

I talked a big game, but I think knowing it's today is getting to me.

what's today?

>>101396526
Menace's offkai meet and greets. Also seeing everyone have fun on twitter.

>>101396556
ahhh
ye i dont really care

>>101396474
Work out. It’s what I’m doing. Run, lift weights, whatever. You won’t brainworm as much afterwards.

>>101396592
based, such a useless thing to get hunged up on

Kissing every inch of erotic Menace belly

I want to blow a phat load into that belly button

>>101395238
It's okay anon I'm also a sadboy so I get it, If you need a hug I got you bro. I couldn't make it this year either but I know she wouldn't want us to mope about offkai. Just know she has plans to accommodate pretty much all of us, it's just a matter of when not if.

jezas

Extremely pinchable Menace tummy send post

I need more Maidsly DMs of her magnificent tits

i wanna get on my knees in front of her and kiss her tummy

i want to lick that delicious tummy so bad bros...

I don't know why but I now feel bad for saying I hope she gets the takis wendys collab and enjoys it in a voice message. Even though I know it's not my fault it's bad.

>>101397644
I really want to see her ass too

I wanna see everything...

>>101397784
she keeps downplaying her ass but you just know it's amazing, i can hear it from the sound of the slaps

>>101397888
And that buttfang from the June 7 Maidsly DM...

god fucking damn it

might be a solace kind of night for me

>>101398061
Wait for Maidsly DM, audio or stream

New thread: >>101398137