This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1939581738285719892/photo/1
Lumi's brain IS ACTIVATED. SHE'S GOING BACK TO HER ROOTS. STRATEGY [satur]DAY IS BACK


Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi successfully ragebait chat into hating her but now she doesn't know what to do

Previous Thread:>>101771216

Lumi is still seething about Liara
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101871657 (OP)
This happened btw

>>101871700
her butt isn't even that good

>>101872003
Lumi hates Liara because she’s too emotional and in touch with her feminine side.

>>101872100
I literally think she hates Liara and Miranda because they're popular

What did she mean by this?

She is literally sending Jacob to be lynched.

Lumi's saltiest anti checking in

Lumi is mad that she can't say slurs in real life

>>101873955
The stream where she talked about spouting slurs in MMOs was one of my favourites.

Is Lumi right in rejecting the notion that you can label things as good or bad, saying that the ultimate driver of things is simple appetite, desire, the fear of dying, and ultimately power, and conflict is merely an outlet for people wanting things?
https://files.catbox.moe/2bct2c.mp3

lumi's corruption fetish is much more sophisticated than I gave her credit for. it even ties in to why she likes lotr. I think a big chunk of her personality is defined by a much more elaborate version of the darkest before the dawn trope. that oversimplies tremendously but is what connects her corruption thing with her lotr thing. she also confirmed the theory about where her masochist fetish hits its limits. that was a rare and cute display of unexpected vulnerabiliy.

>>101871657 (OP)
What the absolute fuck is that background image and how the fuck did she end up ranking philosophers?

>>101874435
She's very wrong. Relativism is a disgusting blight somehow entrenched in modern society.

>>101874435
men are animals capable of rationality. we are not driven solely by akrasia but it is something that must not be ignored or left unaccepted

>>101874720
she wasnt advocating for vulgar relativism. she pretends to be stupid and gets locked in the habit of it for sales demographic reasons, but she isnt actually stupid enough to maintain that position

>>101874780
>rejecting the notion that you can label things as good or bad
You can cope if you want, but that's literally relativism.

>>101874435
Lumi von Clausewitz

>>101874435
What’s her problem? Why does she refuse to believe in the goodness of people? Why does she believe they’re all evil or worse than they actually are?

>>101875033
I know what relativism is. she doesnt maintain a relativist position. I dont know where you got the idea from, but my guess is that it was out of context or during one of her retarded word salad moments when she is making an obvious point but shits the bed and says it backwards.

>>101875506
she does. it is why she loves cities. she is obscenely optimistic. she isnt a shut in because of cynicism. it is raw anxiety that makes her appear that way. if anything her optimism makes her more anxious because she wants to believe in the best so much that she knows she will get taken advantage of. once she is in a position to safely surrender control to a husband who loves her, she wont seem this way at all

>>101875506
she's not wrong, people are not inherently good
Lumi in particular enjoys being evil

>>101876531

>>101874435
She really just wants to say slurs in public, but she’s a white woman, she holds all the power.

>>101874694
It's Lumi's philosophy ranking

>>101871657 (OP)
Her rankings are terrible.

>>101879698
it was a learning stream so the hope is that she will slowly fix it

>>101879820
She put socrates in groundbreaking, there's no saving that

>>101880070
low effort bait

>does the wides crazy eyes
>dumb smile
there's a grown ass woman making those faces and I think it's hot

Starbro should date Shiina and not Jelly.

I confess I'm star bro and I'm not really her brother I'm her long term bf, read em and weep

>>101880309
I would say cute rather than hot but that maybe a distinction without a difference

lumi needs to come up with more ways to sit in text only vc with us. she's really fun to talk to

>breaking into lumi's apartment to help her realize her fear
>beeline to the breaker box to make it pitch black
>find her in her bed wrapped in blankets
>she has a vacant deer in headlight stare as she dissociated from the stress and fear
>peel off the blankets and her clothes
>dead fish
>use her for a few hours, take some pictures and leave

>>101881862
funny timing. I just arrived to say how I started listening to her piano man ukelele song but it made me sad and wish there was an archive.
anyways, I think I am going to have you killed.

>>101881862
This is why Lumi has a pistol for self-defense

>>101882034
did she finally get a gun? good

>>101882034
pretty sure she doesn't, I checked her underwear draw and her massive walk in closet

>>101881262
how does she manage to be so fun and likeable? she's like a magnet

>>101882347
90% because she is fun to bant with especially side by side instead of top down. then there is some other inconsequential details I wont bkre you with. like how she managed to make it into adulthood without losing her retarded sense of wonder; the world's music is easier to hear and its colors less grey because she is in it. combine that with how easy she is to to understand when you can see her thought process develop in real time, and your protect and nurture inevitably flips on.

>>101880745
Lumi would hate Shiina as a sister in law.

>>101883295
why? do you mean generally as a friends to family thing or her specifically

>>101883425
Both are needy women and needy women don’t mesh well together.

>>101883734
that is fair. even reasonably well adjusted women get weird over competing affections. lumi is already afraid of moms, it wouldnt end well

>>101881262
On her discord?

>>101884316
yes! I guess it could be elsewhere else but that would risk the usual oddities. I guess she could practice on whatever her alt is. idk. but yes, movie night chat is what came to mind. ideally in a manner where direct interaction less politicized

>>101884316
yeah. I guess it could be elsewhere and/or with one of her alts. idk. movie night chat is what came to mind. although ideally in a manner where replying/reacting is less politicized and cringe "competetion" inducing than it is now. in any case, it would be fun

>>101871657 (OP)
Women voting was a mistake.

>>101881862
Why are you like this

Why does Lumi love to make men sin?

>>101871657 (OP)
My third favourite snowbunny after Kirsche and Pippa!

>>101888306
does she? she makes me sin less and wakeup early.

>>101889821
Yes, she makes me jerk off every stream.

>>101888353
Anon, Lumi hates minorities.

>>101872206
She got angry at me for messing with her oblivion save so I had to dick her down. It's seems like I went a little too far, my bad I guess.

>>101872160
she hates miranda because she is too similar to her
liara is just boring

I love how lumi shared her favorite book with us. how it was a piece of magic that was hers and hers alone. it was really sweet. it should have ended there but no. a horde of mid-wits descended upon it and trvialized it by posting it on twitter and going "look at me!" a book that was nothing but fond memories is now just another prop and pity posting on twitter. sacred to mundane in 48 hours. high five everyone!

tardwife starting

Why did lumi threaten my virginity

return of workout wednesday

>>101888074
I'm just sharing some fantasies I think up.

>>101894675
Post link next time
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

she's putting a lot of focus onto her character's legs

What is the 500,000 point gloomi redeem?

>>101897888
it makes her dark-skinned

>>101897888
To get rid of the inflated monopoly money after elden ring gambling

>>101897888
The better lumi designed after a blackhole.

>>101898442
Shut up xalamon gloomi sucks not in a good way.

Lumi is a bloodthirsty warlord who lives only for battle

>>101879323
This lemon is a fuckiing idiot, how did this situation even come up?

>>101900147
intro stream to first impression philosophers

lumi is so cute when she wants to be a loyal minion killing all the other evil women. she is so protective she is practically tanking against women

>>101889895
>he doesn't know

lumi reminds me of an abused dog who ends up super loyal to whoever takes her in

I am glad lumi didnt end stream. If she ever wonders if we want her to keep going, lumi should remember we would have her playing all day if we could.

My beautiful wife

Starbro should really move in with Lumi so he can help her out in her workout.

>>101905498
she's so classy

Lovely

Lumi's voice is so soothing and calming

>>101907000
I could listen to her yap all day

it's fun to watch her play eu4

What did Lumi mean by this?

stream was much better and more fun all day when sunbrocean wasn't there to ruin chat i am noticing

>>101911801
She does it because it makes the other gumis mad. She gave it away last stream when she said she felt full of energy because some of the gumis are mad at her.

>>101910964
husbando
>>101911801
i haven't noticed whether he was there or not but fun stream so far she is happy today

>>101912293
How do you like that TTS? Notice him now?

>>101912293
when he isn't sending TTS 15 times an hour you don't notice him and the entire stream is better
not noticing him means he isn't there and the stream is better

>>101912323
>>101912382
now that you mention it, it has been quiet

this lumi sounds like post cum lumi she must be masturbating a lot lately

I wonder if this glowmi state is solely because of
Summer
Breakfast
Morning Exercise
Lunch

>>101912721
She is getting old, body slowing down, and her failure to continue the old workout Wednesday for over a year. Massive hormonal shift, graduation soon.

I liked when lumi chat changing helped her become more herself. some people were unironically dumbfounded. as if there was no connection between the old status quo they are fighting for and the things that needed to change to make her feel authentic again.

>>101912721
>>101912784
>>101912580
this is what autism looks like.

I liked when lumi said that chat changing helped her become more herself. some people were unironically dumbfounded. as if there was no connection between the old status quo they are fighting for and the things that needed to change to make her feel authentic again

>>101912810
>>101912902

>>101912902
omegon or sunbro typed this
she hates you and only tolerates you for the free money

>>101912902
It felt very validating seeing it happen over a few days after pointing it out for a year

>>101912965
I also like how you went straight to name dropping. very classy. kneejerk reactions like that are clear indicators of a strong moral position. you clearly possess the stablity and self-awareness the insight I sorely lack.
I think continuing this exchange would be uncharitable of me. so just remember that nothing lasts forever. even if I dont have the heart to rip this bandaid off in one go, it changes nothing. the longer it sits there and festers, the harder it is going to be for you when the tine comes. continuing to enable you would be morally dubious to say the least. good luck anon

>>101912902
hopefully she can keep it up, it is very encouraging to see

>>101913370
indeed. watching it for so long wasnt exactly a source of joy. then the incident happened. even when it starts as a game, it becomes difficult to remain aloof when you are running defensive interference. God willing, this will end with her using vtubing to fix her mental health so she can ghost us all and flee from the bucket crabs

>>101871657 (OP)
A thief?!?

>>101913383
donating isnt going to make her like you sunbrocean

>>101913690
Lies and slander. Just look at her, does she look like she would commit a crime?

>>101914069
She looks ready to corrupt the youth

Lumi i nees those juicy Logs sliddin into my tummy wummy. Hot and sticky slopping and slushing around my belly welly.

I like it when lumi is happy

>>101911801
you are not wrong. I think someome else was not there today too.

Lumi you live a very privileged and easy life on account of you being a (relatively) you and pretty female, the difficulties in your life are entirely self imposed and in your head
Go and marry of your big paypigs already like you want to

>>101918652
*young and pretty

>>101918652
anti or well intended autism?

>>101912580
No, it's more like an "ooh" that sounds like she's about to climb a peak of a mountain, followed by a louder one and she's making a face and holds onot you. Idk how else to describe it

You know she visits here sometimes to check if anyone talks about her. Lumi I need to fertilize your eggs.

>>101918934
interesting. if you had to choose one word, what would it be?
>>101918983
she can probably only spot twitch chatters and gumicord users. even then that is part of the fun

She needs to play multiplayer pvp games and be toxic, it's her element.

>>101919385
No it's not. She used to talk shit about how she wants to be stream sniped but now when she loses its come on guys someone is stream sniping :((((( man I hate stream snipers.

>>101919411
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi/clip/HilariousRealPuddingPJSalt-Eg6cbyUkJu4N4i0n

it was fun

>>101919043
cum would be the word, or cumming

>>101919411
it is different when men do it anon. beating up lumi is pathetic. not because it is easy but because she would happily roll over for any gumi. the streamsniping thing was about patrolling for evil internet women who dont even love their chat

>walking though a Tokyo subway
>see a blonde girl with a emotionless face
>reminds me of lumi
>ITS SLAMMING TIME
>walk briskly and shoulder check her so hard I'm sure it bruised
>hear her make a whimper
>heh another woman SLAMMED

Lumi is 5'6, 135 pounds, 29 years old.

>>101919806
and male

>>101919806
She's 25 years old

>>101919850
I'm 29. She feels 29. She can't be that young.

newfag fetus here, no I won't leave. why does lumi get her own general?

>>101919916
she makes me happy

>>101919916
What are jannies gonna do?

>>101919916
Because anti's are her strongest warriors they keep the thread alive when one hopeless sap keeps trying to make lemon a thing.

>>101920098
Lemons already are a thing

>>101919916
>why does lumi get her own general?
She's carrying Phase Connect by herself, why wouldn't she have her own general?

>>101920098
schizo
>>101920111
kek

>>101919867
As a 28 year old I can tell she's 29 or 30

>>101904863
>I will only date guys from America or Europe.
Lumi is too nice to admit she's only into white guys.

>>101920405
More like she knows if she drops slurs, she will get banned on twitch and youtube and Sakana will have to fire her.

Lumi’s ideal man isn’t some older man who can control her, but rather, men who are young and in need of guidance. The older man can easily abuse Lumi, whereas the younger man would never do so.

>>101920805
that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard

I think it is sort of reassuring that everyone who knows lumi lore/can solve her puzzles/notices obvious things are on the exact same page. while those who are not are also getting the most bent out of shape over everything.

>>101920805
Sometimes i come in here to call you guys cucks, but you really don't make things easy on yourselves when you post retarded shit like this

>>101920977
Thanks for your input xalamon

>>101920987
what an odd moment of unity

I love the way she thinks. Literally seeing things from a different perspective. She's so adorably stupid and oddly astute at the same time

>>101920906
Lumi wants to be in control, she refuses to yield that control.

>>101921139
Wow she isnt just like every other woman so quirky

>>101921157
she is afraid of surrendering that control. she knows she is uniquely at the mercy of whoever she surrenders it to. that doesnt mean she wants it. just the illusion of it without the burden

>>101921169
it isnt what she did. it's how she got there.

>>101921139
Her mother ruined her by forbidden her from having a normal childhood

>>101921347
I think she turned out just fine. life isnt a noun it is a verb meant to be experienced. I know this may sound cheesy. it is also true. people are not broken, they are becoming.

>>101920126
Where did this rumor come from?

>>101871657 (OP)
There's no way that mouth breathing bitch knows even half of those people.

>>101923020
She knows and loves Karl Marx.

>>101920452
More like she will lose 70% of her viewers if she said it straight

>>101923958
You know deep down that won’t happened. She already said the n-word with the hard R on stream and it didn’t affect her views. Nyam0w

>>101871657 (OP)
I want to kill myself after this tier list.

>>101920126
Lumi, Clio and Runie, triumvirate of consistency.

>>101924048
No she didn't you monkey the closest thing you have is her saying "stupid fucking degrees" which if you're smacked upside the head on a Tuesday in scorching heat you might think hear it as nigger, but its not.

>>101927568
this. I cant stand mid-wits. we are all guilty of it at times but god damn that anon is stupid

Im stuck traveling for work this fourth of july. kinda sucks ass. Im glad lumi is streaming. any other gumis hanging out with their tard wife today instead of doing fourth of july shit?

>>101927795
of course, a day without Lumi is a day wasted

Tardwife, beloved by all, starts in 10 mins (20). We are playing the Alters. A surprisngly engaging game about space survival, cloning, what could have happened in your life, and how to learn to speak with different aspects of yourself. Should be fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-2mO3FgTrk

>>101928657
WHAT THE FUCK THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STRATEGY SATURDAY OR /ss/ AS I LIKE TO CALL IT

>>101928733
saturday is tomorrow anon

>>101928811

>>101928657
the Alters is one of those games I would never play but it's fun to see Lumi figuring it out

>>101928811
Anon can you teach me how to time travel?

>>101928733
you good nigger? I have been malding about strategy sunday being canceled for that excruciating car game. I also cant remember what day it is half the time when I wake up or am done with work. But what time zone can you be in where you arent awake?

>>101928876
im bad nigger, the strategy sunday has suffered a lot, she's always doing some shit like backpacking across Europe when she should be doing Kane's bidding.

>>101928829
I am watching her play it before I do. Playing it will be fun but not as fun as watching her do it without being spoilered. yelling at her isnt as fun when there isnt the risk of being wrong.

>>101928911
strategy sunday is peak Lumi, but the other stuff is good too. Hopefully we can get both

>>101928911
Fair. I really hope we do a campaign. ladder is more of a spur of the moment thing. it is strategy sunday, not tactics sunday. ladder is sort of like a crossword day vibe mixed with tactics. I love dawn of war 2 too but that is a workout wednesday game.

>>101928970
as long as it is real lumi, I just enjoy spending time with her.

Xalamon should set up a date for Sunbro with Lumi and then rape him.

>>101929659
Paging xalamon's big beefy boyfriend

sunbro being an autistic sperg in chat once again

I'm late to stream, why is she wearing the sexo original redesign outfit? Is there a special occasion?
it's my favourite

>>101930508
You were watching her arch nemesis weren't you?

>>101930508
she felt like being rebellious today

Sunbro would never use contraceptives.

lots of slack jawed faggots in this thread today

Collab with that vtuber bonnie who did the blowjob motion in 3d recently soon

Does she understand men now?

>>101933648
no I dont think so. she apparently lost a game too

>>101933776
this game is a humbling experience for her but she sees it as good practice

Weird chat. It feels like I crashed a party where everyone else knows each other for years

>>101934009
just dork struggles
>>101935135
this is a thing, yes lol

Our wife is streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

live on twitch
as much as I love her voice the song choice is not good
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101936529
we dont have much to work with but she has such a great voice I dont even mind

>>101936709
she's the only one who can make it sound decent

I like learning steams but gun autism has been foisted on every man so many times by now..

trust levels through the roof, cuck posters seething

>>101936486
She’s singing Eepy’s song

>>101924048
Blacks already don't watch here. I'm talking about the shit skins

>>101937643
which one was sleepy's song?

>>101938351
riffle by your side.

>>101936486
>>101936529
She’s beautiful.

It’s kind of sad that Lumi refuses to celebrate July 4th with her family.

What did Lumi mean by this?

>>101942082
it's time for high school chemistry

>>101942174
i never did chemistry in high school so this is all new to me

impressive that Lumi is retaining this much of Filian's raid with this kind of content (not a numberfag btw)

>>101943184
Lumi always carried Filian and not the other way around

I would like to formally state on their behalf that the behaviors of a certain /here gumi and another certain chatter of note may appear to be connected but are entirely unintentional and of an origin unknown to said /here gumi. thank you

>>101941551
it is, but not as sad as the schizos who keep cuck posting despite the fact she spends entire holidays with her chat

Lovely Lemon

>>101943184
that was pretty damned impressive. although, the more she was pushed away from unique content towards generic vtuber content, the easier it was to substitute her content with anyone else. so it is probably inevitable that the reverse will apply now that she is moving back towards content not everyone can do.

>>101944410
she's starting to settle into a new style that is different but still very much her

>>101945364
It's a little strange like she's mellowed out, she was similar 3 years ago but more aggressive and dropped dogwhistles constantly

>>101942082
that's her egg, and she wants me to fertilize it.

>>101945459
We know Starbro

>>101871657 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
anon, care to explain why she doesn't have more songs of her singing good music?

she can obviously sing and its good, so why doesn't she except for meme music?

>>101945364
I wouldnt call it a new style so much as an old style with the confidence of experience. she said it herself - she had gotten sucked into a fake performer persona for a long time. now she feels like she is just hanging out again. I wouldnt watch generic vtuber stuff but hanging out with lumi makes work feel fun

>>101945484
>We know Starbro
wait...what's this?
what's wrong, wait why...i'm...confused.

you're supposed to fight me tooth and nail for her

>>101945420
so back to her old self. if her old self had recently been betrayed by the fanbase she onceloved and cared about the most.

>>101945536
nta but you can have her, my seed isn't good enough for her superior genes

Someone needs to fix Lumi
https://files.catbox.moe/72ds51.mp3

>>101872206
lumi w/a boyfriend?
i'm shocked, but hopefully he can convince her to sing some good songs

>>101945536
the newfag cuck posters are the ones you are familiar with. that was an oldfag cuck poster. they think she can only ever trust her brother and try to ship them whenever possible.

Lumi keeps it in the family is an old meme ever since she revealed that she wasn't around when he was a teenager

>>101945738
that is a valid concern as a vtuber, people go wild over their feet and hands

>>101945729
I know mine is plenty good enough; I would be more concerned about making her into a daughter wife whatever implications may follow

>>101945729
i think i fugged up...

>>101945804
that doesn't mean much, unless she has incestuous tendencies and he's somewhat attractive....so do i have competition or do i have a chance?

>>101945861
>daughterwife
sorry, but saba has that designation, besides, i think lumi is closer to my age.

>>101945885
We’re waiting for the Lena Dunham allegations any day now.

>>101945885
>and he's somewhat attractive
Lumi did say he was cute/handsome for his age, and that he goes to the gym to bulk up.

>>101945885
>unless she has incestuous tendencies
Whenever she talks about how he's tall now and buff and she doesn't like it she's talking about how it makes her feel

>>101945943
lol, i never stood a chance T-T

>>101945885
I meant for me personally. my genes are more than good enough but I havent swooped her because I am worried I would raise her as my daughter wife

>>101945943
>>101945987
S-source

what the fuck? is there context?

>>101945987
she likes people who look like her dsd. her brother now looks like her dad. she was away when it happened. it feels weird. that disgust is the programmed response to keep you from finding your siblings attractive. it doesnt mean she is attracted to her brother, it means she has a disgust impulse of whatever magnitude is neccessary to offset the characteristics. I say this as someone who enjoys being called daddy - you are being degenerate

>>101946852
top is me and her rn, bottom is you and your friend later

>>101946841
This is an old clip but there are more recent examples
https://youtu.be/Fi4HlRC1tNY
>>101946952
>it means she has a disgust impulse of whatever magnitude is neccessary to offset the characteristics
The normal response is being completely ambivalent or not even considering it in the first place, this is the cognitive dissonance I was describing. I say this as someone who doesn't really get the being called daddy thing.

>>101947176
so you are an oompa loompa havng a threesome with christian bale and a cheap hooker, and I am hanging out with my "friend" lumi and making her O? okay. I suppose I can live with that

>>101947286
Are you retarded?

>>101947246
yes. normally you get to watch your siblings grow up and it feels lees jarring. there is cognitive dissonance. it comes from an awareness that you find something attractive generally but do not find it attractive in a specific context. that is not the same thing as wanting to fuck your brother.

>>101947434
>that is not the same thing as wanting to fuck your brother.
Lumi is in denial about it.

>>101947434
You're kind of jumping the gun with going from attraction -> wanting to fuck her brother, cognitive dissonance means holding two conflicting beliefs at the same time. It's just fun to make fun of her for holding one of the beliefs and ignore the other one to make her mad.

>>101947327
no. although I suspect you may be

>>101947641
I know what it means and I have been on the internet long enough to know where this is going (see above). reasoning from first principles does not excuse pedantry

>>101946379
i wont fight you if you have good intentions, but if you are a fellow low grade degenerate, i'll need to muster up some semblance of resistance to keep the trash out.

make sure you are clean and level headed, so you can be a good guide and pillar of strength, if not lumi, but some other qt, try to be the best you can be regardless anon-son

>>101947641
baiting lumi is half the reason to show up to a stream. it is fun and you are in good company. chssing off a tiny split's threadshitters just requires slightly different tactics

>>101948102
I very much appreciate the sentiment brother, no one escapes the crab bucket of life without someone's help. everyone who wants out deserves and hand and will make it. none of you are forgotten, even when attention seems focused on others

>>101948102
I very much appreciate the sentiment brother, no one escapes the crab bucket of life without someone's help. everyone who wants out deserves a hand. none are forgotten, even when attention seems focused on others

>>101948448
i'm comfy in this bucket, but i need more space, so if helping a fellow crustacean escape gives me some legroom, so be it.
stop on and reach for the light anon, you can do it.

>>101948595
I doubt I will ever reach the light. I have learned a thing or two about specific types of rope. if you ever find yourself in need of what I weave; I think you know where to find me.

>>101949490
i've never needed rope for anything except to lead my goats to pasture.

learn to discern true light and false light, false light can seem warm till it robs you of your life.

>>101949692
funny you should mention that. this used to be a source of decision paralysis when I was younger. When you toss a rope down to someone, it may be the first time they have ever seen a rope. that does not make it difficult to explain the risks of ascent. when they can see and touch it for themselves, there is little difficulty conveying how the rope may snap or slide out of your hand. the offeree knows what may go wrong if they choose to accept.
Does that mean an accpetance of your offer also constitutes a knowing acceptance of the risk? does it mattet that you made the offer while fully illuminated by the light of a sun they have never seen? even if they recover from the shock before accepting, do they truely understand they are reaching for the light so they may join you in staring at the unreachable sun? or do they confuse you with the source of the light itself? can they really accept an offer in those conditions? is it right for you to proceed if there is doubt? is it fair to put that hope in front of them if they do not umderstand how you are fundamentally just as human as eachother?
In my experience the hypothetical harm of someone accepting only because they believe you to be infalliable has been trvial to the actual harm of refusing to render assistance.
from the perspective of anyone in need of rope it will always appear the same. from the perspective of those who know the sun, all light is different. at the end of the day it takes just as much courage to lower a rope as it does to accept it. the only difference is that thosein need of rope cannot be blamed for the actions of othrrs. anyone who can offer a rope is responsible for any malicious act one's own inaction allowed to occur

>>101951824
that's not how ascent works, you are taken up, not given a crutch (ladder, rope)
the Son of God came down, and when you are taken up, it will be in your own body, glorified, united, one with God.

no rituals, no gateways, no ships, nothing, except you, made one with God.

no ropes either.

>>101951980
the entangled metaphors about the sun and son remain applicable to both our points. for your religous framework, good works dont earn a spot in heaven but virtuous behaviors align the mind to make it easier to achieve some measure of God consciousness. whatever we have achieved, whatever power and wealth we have as a result of that, we are mere stewards and have the duty to use it judiciously.
when life places you in a position to help people, the same virtues are controling. the more delicate the situation, the greater the duty of the one properly equipped to resolve it. responsibility for the crabs begins to transfer just as responsibility for poverty increasingly accumulates with those clever enough with resources to get wealthy.
this is all obvious - my only point is that your light metaphor reminded me of something hard earned. humility is crucial in all things, but there are times when you know better than someone and are uniquely able to help (professionally, medically, personally, whatever). in those cases, worrying about things like their informed consent is another word for moral cowardice. it is acting through inaction.

>>101945738
Is Starbro gay? Why won’t he introduce his GF to his family

>>101953028
he's embaressed. not of his girlfriend

>>101953028
Starmom is a huge momzilla.

>>101953028
>Why won’t he introduce his GF to his family
Weird family. It's pretty common when you don't have much life experience and think everyone else's family is normal and functional.

>>101953197
most families are neurotypical enough to easily fake normalacy for a few consecutive hours of intense conversation. the way lumi talks about hers makes me think that we should not assume that automatically.

What did Lumi mean by this?

>>101953755
And she got a PhD in engineering

>>101953028
You think Starmom would allow her only son be with a hussy?

>>101945738
Her family must be wondering why she goes to such lengths.

>>101955584
Starmom already picked jelly for starbro

>>101957051
But Lumi said Starmom wants her daughter-in-law to be a good Christian girl

anyone got an archive of this song?
https://x.com/UtanoPandora/status/1464037364154601492

There was some talk about sending Lumi to wrestle for the thread in Lord of the Board, did anything come out of it? If someone still wants to sign the thread up, the sign-ups are still open (but won't be in 16 hours)
>>101779900

Why does Lumi love her Gumis so much

>>101958672
She doesn't though?

>>101958672
she is one of the very few vtubers that isnt grifting. unironically. that isnt meant to cast shade on anyone else; anyone with a sane understanding of this industry knows how this works. there is a reason lumi doesnt care if you call her fat or a literal whore.

>>101957577
The only one Lumi should be wrestling is her brother.

>>101959016
she loves me specifically

>>101958672
There's constant banter but whenever she's sad or struggling gumis have been there for her and they usually don't follow the trope of being insanely horny or simpy all the time

I think it is absolutely adorable how much effort lumi puts in to preparing for karaoke. yesterday she accidentally showed how she doesnt just sing the lyrics off the sheet - she actually memorizes them and does dry runs. she really does love us. she deserves better

>>101960415
the best part about yesterday's karaoke was that it wasn't planned or anything, she just wanted to sing and so she did
she has said before that she sees her music as art, it's a way for her to express herself and she's good at it too

>>101960415
????? That karaoke was so fucking ass. She mumbled 9/10 songs and has plenty of significantly better ones. What is wrong with you people she wouldn't like your unwavering support on clearly shit things. Are you new?

>>101960640
I think most Gumis just don't watch anyone else, and thus have no frame of reference.

>>101960640
The annoying part was she'd start a song, half ass it, mumble, then give up and move on

>>101960579
agreed. to be clear I wasnt being sarcastic. it was fun to have fun. it also just made me appreciate even more that lumi isnt just riding off of raw talent, she cares
>>101960640
the autism life debuffed you with is far greater than anything I could or should layer on

>>101960910
she was humoring chat dude. she wanted to sing what she wanted to sing. she was just hanging out. people like you are why things got so bleak

>>101961264
>>101961287
>people like you are why things got so bleak
You people are the fucking problem. She used to put in effort and things were great. Fuck off, low effort gfe slop faggots .

>>101961444
>she used to do what I want
>now people enjoy watching lumi for lumi
>this is bad
you will never find love in real life if you keep acting like this man

>>101961502
Kill yourself, Lumi is never going to be your woman and using her as your gfe slop outlet is insane. You have to be a new viewer.

>>101961549
I never said she would be. Note how I said real life. You also said GFE twice now, which is odd.
Behavior in one area transfers to others. You're making me feel bad for you.

>>101961612
You are deflecting an objectively bad performance with she just wanted to hang out, she just wanted to have fun, music as art and she's so good. Insane behavior

>>101961767
you would be correct about both the quality and my deflection. I would also agree it was a shitty space shuttle launch. the problem isnt what happened. the problem is your premise.
>objectively bad performance
she wasnt performing. she was hanging out. not saying "thanks for hanging out" at the end of a performance. actually hanging out. how can you not tell the difference?

>>101871657 (OP)
why the fuck is she ranking men

is lumi dead?

Tardwife lives!
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101963704
she's just tired
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101891869
What book was it? I'm ready to judge her shit taste. I had to overhear my female coworkers arguing about how the 50 shades movies were bad because the characters were better in the books, my standards for women who like reading remain low.

she missed learning new things

how is this lemon woman struggling so much with the most basic kinds of human interaction

Why is sunbrocean not donating more?

>>101965033
she doesn't relate to most people

>>101953009
>worrying about things like their informed consent is another word for moral cowardice.
sounds like a slipery slope for evil to take hold
informed consent is necessary for all parties involved for the sake of all parties.
only evil needs the cover of darkness to work (lack of consent), informed consent ensures there's no shady work going on in the background and that if there is a wrong done along the way, there can be accountability.

how can there be accountability if there's no evidence of consent?
informed consent protects all parties

>>101964699
like what for example?

>>101969126
Nice bump

>>101969126
just learning in general, now that she's not in school she wants to learn more on her own
the gun stream was a lot of fun for her because of this
also she is playing starcraft

>>101959567
fyren?

>>101966715
this conversation is part of a chain and I dont want to spam it up repeating walls of text. I think I failed to effectively convey my point but I dont disagree with what you are saying.

>>101964699
I miss her.

>>101972019
https://www.youtube.com/live/v_hbWCimp84

Tardwife lives on hagchat!
so do I

>>101972019
she should walk among us

>>101969126
that philosophy stream was something. the focus on authors was clumsy. hopefully she will start with ethics for her foundations stuff. it would be embaressing for anyone to forget to mention that is where to start

this is an awkward stream start

>>101965214
he moved on to copying comments

>>101972247
>click in
>first thing I hear is Lumi saying it takes 3 hours to tie a shibari tie
this is going to be good

>>101972864
It wasn't Sexual

>Lumi dresses up as every Disney princess

Lumi is saying you can revive a dying womb

>Starmom had starbro at 40
>Starbro makes fun of Lumi's builds in Factorio

>>101973257
how tf are her grandparents still alive?

>>101973316
They heard he was a boy, and they willed themselves to live

How much is Lumi seething that Starbro is cheating on her

Lumi loves fake glasses

Lumi confirmed she's 25

>Lumi insists that people that are 21 are still minors.

>Starmom took away Lumi’s WiFi USB stick as a child

>>101973810
My parents would just turn off the router at 10pm
and throw random hissyfits like one time my mom picked up my case and was about to throw it out the window unprompted

Lumi is bustier than asian woman

New Lemon Thread
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