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Previous: >>101865084

I love my schizophrenic fish wife

saba won! (my heart)

>>101885706
MY wife was just nervous, she is not schizophrenic. You might refer to >>>/shondo/ for your schizo wife.

Kanikis...
Is it time to come up?

>wake up
>search saba thread
>nothing
You fags are too slow

>>101885785
>wake up
>grab a brush and put on a little makeup

In only 12 hours from now my wife will stream again.

>>101885785
>I wake up, ripped as fuck
>Check my wife’s social media and youtube account
>smile because how cute she is and immediately feel motivated to start my day
>say "fuck niggers“ and get out of bed
>do 100 push ups, brush my teeth and make breakfast
>go to work and be the best at my job i could possibly be
>reject every whore that approaches me because I am faithful to my wife
>watch a clip of my wife in my break, boss catches me and says wow she is cute who is that?
>I reply proudly "oh that’s my wife“
>end work and get home, do another 100 push ups and wait for wife’s stream
>watch her stream and have enough motivation for tomorrow again

Life as a Kaniki is awesome

>>101885823
>Saba singing SOAD songs
Yes or no?

>>101885956
Maybe she should just continue singing Sabaton, which is where I presume she got her name

Id much rather hear her sing noir femme fatale jazzy stuff

>>101886016
Could be, but saba also is just mackerel in Japanese.

lazy horse

Mackerel is a very healthy fish. Remember to consume it regulary

>>101886048
I only eat salmon

How does Saba sleep peacefully every night knowing that men within the range of 12 to 45 watches her stream regularly.

>>101886037
Is that where Sabaton got their name then? As in a ton of mackerel?

>>101886048
I enjoy catching mackerel on nice weekend days and cooking them within hours of being caught. Mackerel are one of the best fish when eaten fresh.

I hope she'll stream today...

Big Mack

>>101886341
Saba eats a borgar.

>>101886116
It's a piece of foot armor.

>>101886222
She said last stream she'll stream a game today, IIRC Rollercoaster Tycoon?

>>101886431
Is it shaped like a mackerel?

Maybe she will play spot a difference on bikinis

We need Dino Saba

u think her dress has an off-toggle and she will show us her swimsuit in her first member stream?

>>101886566
This. Dinogura is not under Cover copyright so it should be free use for her

>>101886605
She will have a microbikini outfit

>>101886632
She has a swimsuit with strings you can pull

>>101886566
DinoSaba will be a thing for sure

Just got back after staying away from vtuber stuff for a while and saw that saba debuted
>deubt is mostly shilling
>already has a merch store
>no new stream yet, debut 4 days ago is her only video
>twitter is just constant shilling and merch advertising
Grim

>>101886731
Love that look

Boys, shes a reddit girl. Its over. She will never visit us.

>>101886890
weird bait

>>101886890
Anyone who excuses this is coping, since she's indie now but is acting like she's still in hololive. The weird parasocial paypig baiting is just typical idol stuff, but now she's indie again. This is supposed to be a return to her roots, but I guess the corpo was in her heart all along

Where did saba post poll for fan names? Also she showed(?) things that washed upnon her beach but...where did she show it?

How does my wife do it? It has only been 5 days but they are already completely mindbroken, normies and holopags both.

>>101886977
You should know it better than anyone else, you call her your wife

Our wife is awake and reposting on twitter she must have just woken up!

>>101887008
It’s like 5 in the morning where she lives…why did she wake up NOOOOOOO WIFEY YOU NEED SLEEP

Are you guys the ones that sleeps with dakimuras?

WIFE

>>101887077
/a/ is the other way, tourist

>>101887040
Good. She's probably having an ice cold shower, Wim Hof breathing and squatting below parallel at the same time. Beast.

>>101887105
My wife’s tiny body needs 12 hours of sleep a day

>>101887124
She'll sleep more after dw.

>>101886341
BigFish

>>101887040
It’s past 6am here if she’s got her sleep schedule fixed then it’s not too weird a time to wake up

>>101886890
>debut 4 days ago is her only video
But that's completely wrong.

What happens if macdonalds sponser her for a new fish burger.

>awake at 5am in the morning
This seriously scares me. Is she okay?

>>101887340
Morning sickness (I impregnated her.)

>>101887340
6 am, which is a normal time to wake up

>>101887340
It happens to the best of us. Could be out of worries or because she's giddy with excitement.

saba hates schedules because she has ADHD just like me frfr

Why does the member streams has to be on sundays? People have work on monday, its so stupid it hurts. Why not saturdays?

Why was Saba stalking this guy? She's never been spotted liking random stuff from someone's profile before.

https://x.com/Errordee/status/1939832131880198656

>>101887408
Its her boyfriend

>>101887340
I used to sleep at 11pm and wake up at 5am each morning. Was the best I ever felt. Don't think too much into it but it's nice to be concerned.

>>101887404
Saturday is the Nimi and Dooby concert so she'd want that day off to watch

>>101887446
It can be a one off, just dont make sunday the stream day on a regular

>>101887408
saba won't even like my fanart but this guy gets a like?

>>101887408
>>101887417
>>101887465
Why are there so many fucking newfags in the thread today? Gura has liked livetweets related to Amesame that weren't even tagged with any hastags whatsoever. She's liked non-fanart related tweets from Mittsu. She said she stalks her fans profiles on occasion. Shut the fuck up about this literal 3 day old tweet.

>>101887536
Anon, it’s falseflagging holopags…

>>101887536
Speaking of Amesame.

Reminder that they are.

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Upon learning that Amesame was the first result on Google images when you looked up Yuri, Ame said: "You guys almost made it a reality."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eJdCJT2IU

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=3055

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>Upon being asked if they kissed during their Japan date, Gura denied it but said she and Amelia had a "deeper connection than that"

https://youtu.be/LSlS2Mo0R_I?t=43

>Ever since Gura's Graduation, Dooby made sure to keep her following count at 299. Whenever she followed someone, she unfollowed another person to keep it at that number. However, once Saba came back, dooby made her her 300th follow. On top of that; besides senzawa, dooby was the very first person Saba followed upon making her twitter account.

https://files.catbox.moe/a6kuw0.png

>Sameko Saba's set her debut to be on Dooby3D's birthday and Dooby herself made a tweet celebrating that fact. However due to how tsundere she is, she then retconned her bday to be 1 day earlier. However, it still doesn't change the original fact of the matter.

https://files.catbox.moe/h7ccn1.png

Are you ready chat?

>>101877040
I had no idea it was AI. Normally that would mean I wouldn't want it anymore, but...

>>101887536
You're retarded. Any of those posts could have shown up in her feed, this one is literally only possible if she went to his profile intentionally. That's never happened before. No one else was ever so fortunate.

How do you guys feel about the kaniki name?

>>101887682
i already look and sound like this after a saba karaoke so the aniki memes are very welcome.

>>101887682
yeah, that fits

>>101887680
She has been going bonkers on twitter in general, chances are she has looked at/stalked hundreds of profiles in the last few days, and this guy just happened to see the Saba like and attention whored over it. Without either more people showing that she has liked reposts or affirmation of the opposite we just don’t have enough info to draw a reasonable conclusion with this single instance. But also he’s probably her boyfriend.

>>101887762
throw me some numbers

>>101887762
ORAL
CRUBSHOT

>>101887536
god i miss the times when you can still see "likes". Elon really had to ruin it for everyone else just because he got caught liking porn videos.

I know that you guys won't believe this and I'm going to say it upfront, thats fine, but uhhh... I love Saba more than you do. And she loves me back even more. You cannot outlove my love for Saba. This post was made by (me) the poster of this announcement.
And yeah, you all will just have to deal with it and leave her alone.

I mean it's pretty obvious she wants to use this chance to right the things that went wrong
Activity, communication with fans, engagement, all that stuff. She wants to keep up with it now and do better and she's motivated since she just redebuted, so I hope it works out for her and she can keep it up.

I cant wait the day it will get known that saba in fact has her own family like any other woman should. The collective asspain and necking will be glorious

>>101887798
? I thought this was a pretty well known thing already, she has a family. Me (her husband) and our two beautiful daughters (she is pregnant with our first son currently).

>>101887680
>>101887408
It's more annoying that out of all the people on the planet it's fucking Bjoarn, the faggot who was also caught trying to groom that one underage chumbie gura-wannabe vtuber back then. Forgot her name but I'm sure someone remembers.

>>101887765
As far as evidence goes this is the only time she has deliberately liked a post from a fan's account that was simply a retweet. Why is this one fan so special to her? Why is he the only one that gets the satisfaction of knowing for a fact that saba is interested in him? He might literally be the only fan that matters to her.

>>101887845
>He might literally be the only fan that matters to her.
don't you think that conclusion is a little much for liking a single tweet on xitter

>>101887837
Wait that's Bjoarn? Fuck me why is it him. He already has everything. The whole fanbase loves him and now even Saba gives him special treatment?

>>101887837
Rindou? the underage that used a Filian model? i actually remembered a couple of chumbies "becoming fans" of her when she was still streaming

>>101887950
Yes her, he was sliding into her DMs and trying to connect with her privately

>>101887969
>the Gaou special
b-based.

>>101887991
To be fair Gaou was approached by the girl, literally like in some doujin where a brat extorts ojisans

>>101887877
Well let me know when she likes a single other tweet in this circumstance. This is literal proof that she chose to go to his profile. The like is almost irrelevant here, it's the situation that she has to be in his profile for this notification to appear. Why does this guy get the satisfaction of knowing saba stalks him for sure? He's not even an artist.

>>101888037
Maybe because he has been retweeting art of her 24/7 and she wants to see any she has missed?

>>101888067
Not logical. Plenty of better ways to find fanart than Bjoarn's profile. It's more likely that she wanted to read his thoughts specifically, and just forgot she was in his profile when liking that repost.

I'm happy for him. Bet he is on cloud nine right now. Must feel amazing.

You are aware that gura is the type of girl that despises groweling men, right?

>>101888067
she could have done that with my profile so why him

Saba feet

Weird bait today, did you really go from seething at Saba to seething at fans? Fucking phasecucks man...

>>101888142
So i have to choke and hurt her to make her like me? Why are women like this…

>>101888185
You dont have to sway from extreme to the other.
Freak

>>101888105
Yes she always stalked fans on twitter like a lot of other girls do, like that one time she liked some untagged posts from a fembud and so on. You would have known this if you weren't a retarded tourist. Fuck off, retard.

>>101888172
People have hated Bjoarn for a long time, you'd have to be new to not know

Is this schizo trying to larp as some deranged ruffian or something? Lmao

>>101888200
Again, you're misrepresenting the situation. She has yet to be exposed for liking tweets directly from a profile. The only way this happened is if she went to his profile on purpose, and then liked the tweet he reposted. It's almost intimate to have your oshi do that, do you understand?

>>101888204
All I know about him is that he sometimes showed up in chat. Seems like a fan like any other and you seem like you have some sort of autistic agenda. Maybe if you want her to like your posts too you should be a better fan instead of crying about being ignored here.

>>101888245
Then you haven't been around long enough if that's all you know about him
Go read up in the archive if you actually want to know why people hate him

>>101888238
Ogey phasecuck. You should go back.

1 million fans and yet Saba still can't stop herself from giving special treatment to one who doesn't even contribute anything. Why bother putting in effort? You will never be Bjoarn.

When is this dumb slut going to actually play video games

>>101888272
Yup, what you going to do about it?

So are we the Krusty Kaniki Krew (the KKK?)

>>101888238
>>101888258
>>101888272
>seething on cooldown
Kek

>>101888295
Nope

>>101888302
Yeah I have 4chanx too, monkey.

>>101888307
Good for you, I'm still not the guy who keeps whining about her not liking his untagged shit. I don't care about that at all. I only wanted to call you out for not knowing that Bjoarn is a known fag and has been shat on in /ggg/ for much longer

>>101888272
What do you mean? I also got a like from Saba.
Have you tried being a better fan?

>>101888329
Sounds like ur just jealous he got an underage filial model person and now got saba ur seething like a kettle about his luck vs ur misery

why is she a cat

>>101888329
So you're gonna have a meltdown and seethe at Saba because she dared to like a post from someone you hate?

>>101888342
Once again, you're just exposing how new you are, people disliked him long before Rindou appeared already

>>101888279
>kaniki is about being buff and strong crabs
>there are still people in here grasping for the old shrimp weakling days
Grow a pair

>>101888360
Are you unable to read? I'm not the guy whining about likes from saba. I'm a person who jumped into the convversation to educate you on how long Bjoarn has been hated

>>101888342
yes and? I intend to make this Saba's problem since no one here has placated me yet

Damn so she has crabs... Kinda nasty.

Didnt mean to tag
>>101888279
But to answer the q - today

>>101888362
Wtf does that have to do with this hoe playing video games stfu retard ur not strong and manly ur a limp dick virgin

>>101888376
Sounds to me like you're whining because you're jealous desu

>>101888272
You sound like a bitch

>>101888407
How can you not be jealous? I'm seriously asking here.

>>101888403
>>101888388
Mistap

Are you niggers really that bored? Shut the fuck up, nobody fucking cares.
Talk about Saba. What games do you want her to play?

>>101888403
>limp dick
What are you talking about I'm literally jacking off right now.

>>101888416
Don't respond in my stead you clown

>>101888432
Rapelay

>>101888416
Saba is undesirable because she refuses to play games. What fun is a cute loli who doesn't have fiery passion in her soul, the child like eagerness to learn and explore

>>101888432
Hopefully not with my heart.

>>101888416
So are you jealous or not? You're giving me mixed signals here.

>>101888432
We should ask Bjoarn what he wants her to play since that's the only opinion that matters.

>>101888451
Shut up troll

>>101888450
If you would stop pretending there aren't multiple people in this thread you could actually have a discussion. Stop trying to be a detective and help me not sperg out all over her socials.

>>101888451
Your bait is weird, dude. Is this because of the Jelly thing? Poor phasecuck.

>>101888432
I want her to play doom 2 wads

>>101888450
You might have brain damage if you still can't tell it's two different people

>>101888386
>>101888471
Sounds like a call to raid to me. Enjoy your ban, retard.

>>101888474
Nigger you are clearly aware of how this would not be something some random phasecuck would latch onto. I am just a kaniki who can't understand why Bjoarn is so beloved by everyone including my oshi. Why does he get special treatment?

>>101888484
Yeah I'm sure, brown. Keep melting down though, you are entertaining

>>101888501
I'll remove the "might" then, you definitely have brain damage

>>101888488
Enjoy prison, stalker.

>>101888495
Or maybe it's not Jelly, was it Lumi? Is she your oshi? You're still mad because of that? Aww poor phasecuck

I'm literally just asking why him? What has he contributed? Why is Saba meticulously reading through his profile but no one else's? Why does he matter more than you and me? Why is Saba making me want to kill myself?

Weird shitposting today. Must be full moon.
Thank god we have tower huh?

>>101888519
Oh fuck, wait I got it. You're the ketamineschizo aren't you? Haven't seen you in a while. God how have you not ODed and killed yourself yet?

Does Saba have a bush?

>>101888560
What's the deep lore on this guy?

>>101888589
Does her lighthouse have a garden?

>>101888598
Takes ketamine(which he admitted) and has incomprehensible schizo meltdowns here occasionally. That's about it

You can pretend to be ok with being inferior in Saba's eyes to someone like Bjoarn, but at least I'm honest. Saba fucked up by elevating one fan over her others.

>>101888642
Don't forget to drink lots of water to flush it out faster. And seek therapy already. Drug abuse is bad for you.

>>101888623
I should do DCK and out schizo him. Completely fuck up my bladder.

>>101888727
Fuck off that's not me. Now stop getting me involved in your boring schizo bs. At least I come up with entertaining stuff.

>>101887798
yep, kek

it'll be a terrible day when chumbies figure out that saba is married to me.

pic related is all of you here

>>101884985
>>101885638
just woke up and saw this in the last thread, just came to tell you that this one is great.

>>101888763
there are only two people in this thread, and i am the one that made this post

>>101888753
You're replying to detectiveschizo who has never been right in his life. He thinks three people in this thread are one person.

>>101888825
Is everyone in this thread just adjective schizo
I guess normal people are just watching biboo and cumming delightfully

>Replying to the shitposters
Kanikkers stop.

>>101888868
normalschizo....

>>101888782
Thanks, brother
As long as one of you crubbers smiled, it was worth it :'y

I wanna be an adjective too. Can I be cunnyschizo cause I think a lot about her cunny

>>101888937
No. That would just make you a normal human being.

Kanikibros... I just ate a pie and two packet of noodles and now I can't stop farting.

>>101888980
jsut say kanikis, the word "bros" is redundant

Crabcunnykanikibros...

>>101889027
Kanikibros... Not like this.

>>101887774
524678
483346

There was never evidence of her going into random fan's profiles before. She said it herself but never left proof. It used to be kind of exciting thinking about who she might stalk and what she might see. Now we know it's Bjoarn. Literally for a fact we have evidence that she was in his profile on purpose. She thinks about Bjoarn more than I do.

>Saba wants figures to accompany her "favorite blue girl" merch.
Can't wait for my imouto fish wife model kit with cast of dress and hot pants.

Gurass

>>101889132
She literally knew what Zetsuna looked like and recognized her. How did that happen?

>>101888980
My blanket smells so good you guys

>>101889184
Zetsuna had his name on the sign. Ask the man himself if you want but I think he posted it somewhere.

>>101889188
Ok, Dooby.

>>101889217
Zetsuna is a dude?

Just remember that when Saba is thinking of Kanikis, it's Bjoarn. Not you.

>>101889302
Ok, Bjorn.

>>101889302
I am Bjoarn. I'm sending her all your posts while we ERP cucking you to death, so please keep providing material

>>101889302
Do you have fun thinking of the imaginary people in your head?

No! It is I! I am the REAL Bjoran the Atlantic gourd!!! None of you stand a chance!!!

People used to post about how Gura would randomly find old art and now we know how that would have happened. She just scrolls through Bjoarn's profile.

>>101888432
i want her to pre-order Pragmata and print receipts. otherwise sounds like she's having a common /vr/ problem. bought lots of oldies in physical media and don't feel like playing them.

>>101887682
it's great
>short
>cute
>crab realted
>acts as a filter

>>101888432
Tokyo Jungle.

YOHO KANIKI!
I hope you have a good day

>>101889750
I wonder how the jp bros feel about the name.

yoho ~huahahaha~

>>101889899
Fang is on the wrong side

>>101889899
It bothers me that the ears don't match the model, too short/orange, otherwise impressive

Sex with a kaneki.

>>101889791
jaypenis will just play gachas all day an waifu strictly 2Ds. if they're not idolfags who are a dying breed of ojisans who actually have money and touch grass.

<3

>>101886605
>u think her dress has an off-toggle and she will show us her swimsuit in her first member stream?
If coomers had asked that a week ago I would have said that is delusional. With some of the sleazy fan art she has been retweeting from porn accounts I don't know anymore. Saba looks even younger than Gura but for some reason she continues to lean into the lolicon stuff.

Goob morning buds.

>>101890102
Leave me alone faggot.

>>101890239
Hey little mama

>>101889132
she was referencing my profile back then, skill issues

How many babies would you put into saba?

>>101890421
enough to eclipse the holocaust

>>101890421
None I hate kids

>>101890211
I don't know my ass from a tea kettle when it comes to rigging software. Can anyone make sense of this?

>>101890421
Don't fish lay hundreds of eggs?

>>101890537
it means its a retardedly high end model that is incredibly well designed

>>101890609
Fucking obviously. I just don't know which tag indicate if the object is togglable or not.

>>101889155
SNIFFFFF

>>101890712
i mean I'd be able to give an answer but it's so detailed I can't see shit

>>101890537
Very articulate for maximum bounciness
That's pretty much it

>>101890537
Design is debatable but the rigging might be one of the best in the vtuber scene

>>101889155
Soon we'll get to see sabass too
What will you do then?

>>101890537
wow, very cool!

>>101890421
In an ideal world where I could comfortably support such a family, 10+.

what was in the QR code anyway?

>>101890211
>for some reason
holy newfag

I hope she plays the new Blue Archive game cuz it has blue loli in it ToT

>>101890974
https://youtu.be/3ZeHmdJnny4?feature=shared

For an indie I was expecting her to revert slightly back to her Senzawa more unhinged type of humor, but she seems like the same from her Holo self in spite of being free.

>>101891089
Time changes people anon. She will also relax over time as her viewership stabilizes

>>101891133
Also she got a lot more eyes on her due to her popularity at Hololive, so she'll maintain some sense of professionalism, as opposed to her Senzawa days where she just had nothing to lose and couldn't give a shit.

>>101891089
She's atill finding her bearings
Let her break this new model and workspace in.

>>101890211
>some reason
Has it never occurred to you that she likes those taboos

>>101886109
On top of a large pile of money, with many soft plushies.

>>101890211
Her hololive anniversary swimsuit version was very popular so it seems like an obvious riff on that. The shorts, the stripes, everything's a callback to it

>>101891133
>viewership stabilizes
I genuinely think she will stay constantly at 50k if she puts up the room at least 3 hours before.

>>101891343
Those soft plushies? Me

>>101891089
Le edgelord 2nd coming of Fillian, that's what you want you boring Crubber fuck. Kanikis aren't this delusional and stupid fuck off back to the blue Dorito.

God I hate you.

>>101891263
Gura actually went way further than Senzawa in some places like Senzawa never did a "nigger eating watermelon" joke on stream like she did that time with CC, she's my dream /pol/tuber who knows nobody, not even /pol/types want to see it 24/7. Kirsche and her ilk could stand to learn a thing or two.

>>101890774
When did Wilson turn into a vtuber

>>101890537
>forced animation rigging

>>101891542
First time seeing animation that fluid?

I love her very much

I cant wait for mari and saba to collab

>>101891567
Mari is the one calling us pedophiles for gooning to Saba's loli model.

>>101891491
/pol/yards always think their oshi is a secret /pol/tard

WIIFFFEEEEEEE

Stream today?

KANIKIS ASSEMBLE!

>>101891661
god she is so cute

>>101891588
Lol really? i heard about the stellar blade comment but not that.

>>101890421
This many.

>>101891089
>Twitch scrubbed
>YouTube mostly covers
>Twitter spam babble
I'll never get to enjoy the based Senzawa era
Feels bad kanikis

>>101891089
She doesn't want to be a broken alcoholic mess anymore.

>>101891774
…is he eating his own children?

>>101891774
Did you ate one?

>>101891818
>>101891824
Protein for maximum gains.

>>101891794
If you type senzawa streams in yt, youll get 33vid playlist with some of it

Guys I can feel it tingling
My dick is hard
Wife has probably woken up

>>101891931
>Wife
MY wife just woke up.

Fish happy? I'm happy
Fish stream? I'm happy

>>101892002
shrimple as

>>101892001
Kaniki
Kaniki please wake up

>>101892002
Crabsolutely

>>101890537
That rectangular area on the bottom is a water surface that we have yet to see

>>101892062
degesu

>>101892047
I am Saba's sleepiest soldier crab.

will it be a normal roller coaster tycoon stream? Or will she do a all deathtraps mr bones wild ride run?

>>101892161
anon, she is a woman (derogatory)
she will do her best

https://youtu.be/mdnSxSX1nqI?si=U0S8lRl6l11BGL2c karaoke when

>>101892130
I am currently eyeing her youtube channel and twitter. I‘m so excited for her stream my fellow kaniki

where's the stream post?

>>101887682
Saba is my deep dark fantasy

>>101892519
She put it up 10 minutes before the stream last time, I think she gets nervous when there are too many people watching

>>101887682
Crubb was cuter…

>>101887682
It's not as good a chumbies
But even that started out as fuckin' chumbuds so I have faith it'll get changed slightly later on

Stupid fesh
Gets nervous of some cheeky stream viewers yet wants to do live orchestra concerts

>>101892536
I think she's just forgetful and does a lot of things last minute.

>>101892577
More like scrubb

>>101892589
so you're saying we'll end up as kaniis?

>not zoo tycoon
Which roller coaster tycoon is the best

>>101892589
>>101892710
She already changed it to Kanakin

>>101892753
enhance

>>101887682
NTA but it was by far the most creative option out of those presented, and I personally like the name a lot.

Assumed the position

>>101892844
Assuming direct control

>>101892577
UHHH, ALL CRUBBS, OR CRUBBERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, /same/ IS FOR KANIKI ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'LL MAKE RED LOBSTER GREAT AGAIN!!!

what does saba sweat smell and taste like

People keep saying she is a cat but she clearly a fox with a fish tail.

>>101893022
Catch a fish and lick the slime off

https://x.com/The_SleepyBee/status/1940801269100433818?t=7ce0GpTxRdnI3q7p6kie3w&s=19

>>101893022
Anon its a fucking fish

>>101893051
She is a fish!

>>101893051
Less than 20% of her body is fish and fox. Rest is homan

>>101893022
Miso soup.

Saba is chimera. I wonder if venomous

>>101893062
>kaniki alone with Saba.webm

>>101893126
I need context.

>>101893126
You wish, Saba

>>101892970
Anon why do you have a homo erotic gif you're making us Kanikis look gay as fuck you must be a mole. Fuck off to LGBTQIA++++

>>101893157
Chinese Algae Eaters (yellow fish, obviously) eat the slime off other fish.

i do not like how hard she is leaning into the kayfabe this time it is cute to have the lighthouse keeper background stuff as lore but i hope she does not keep up with the rp things like the being stuck out at sea all day due to heavy winds stuff its fine for during the intro post debut period but i miss hearing about her actual day and what she had for breakfast or other silly little stories and hope she will still tell us about them

>>101893223
Give it a month or two

>>101893181
>bitching about hard gay
shiggy diggy

>>101893223
She'll stop after a month or so
Let her have her fun for the moment

>>101893181
>Gachimuchi
>erotic
Kaniki do you have something you wanna tell us?

>>101892685
One reason I didn't like it.

>>101893223
True Kanikis love that shit. So many random tourists here, it makes me sick.

>>101893311
Are you so deep in the closet that seeing a man touch his cock after putting a dollar in it looks normal to you? Seek psychiatric help.

>>101893223
Bjoarn loves the RP so it's staying.

>Hating on gachimuchi
I fucking hate newfags

>>101893223
what are you, a woman?

>>101893353
It's not my problem if you're insecure about your own sexuality looking at half-naked muscular gay men wrestling.

>>101893483
This

>>101893411
just finish your NTR doujin and jack off

>>101893428
>bro spamming gay porn is heckin 4chan culture!!1!
Fuck off faggot. You weren't there. You don't even know the history. You're just using this as an excuse to spam faggot shit. Kys.

>>101893428
>>101893483
Newfags really get filtered by the funny muscle men wrestling, you love to see it tbdesu

>>101893521
just finish your yaoi doujin and jack off
lotta sexually repressed kanis out here

>>101887682
i have a life outside of being a fan of Saba, so it was kind of annoying
now i have to fully stealth that i watch her, or else everyone in my life will call me a pedophile
would have preferred crubs, name is cuter and it was thought up by saba

>>101893634
You watch a loli vtuber on the internet, the name of her fanbase ain't gonna change that

>>101887682
I hate it because it's a generic nipshit name but seeing all the trannies and redditors seethe at both the male exclusivity of the name and the imagined "cunny" innuendo makes me tolerate it.

IT'S UP

>>101893634
>i have a life
>i am so terminally online that 1. being a chuuba fan is a topic of conversation for me and 2. I assume everyone i interact with will connect the Japanese word for crab with loli pussy without explaining either

>>101893682
>generic nipshit
>Sameko saba

>>101893704
>everyone i interact with will connect the Japanese word for crab with loli pussy
Anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa8dKd4o9ec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANEBX8GLmkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyUr-dx3gH8

>>101893682
is a triple entendre considered generic?

>>101893695
Lol nice try im constantly refreshing

>>101893634
>I have a life. Is on 4chan 24/7

>>101893820
and? i stick by my post, you are being retarded if you think typical not terminally online people have interfaced with any of this

>>101893978
Gura obviously isn't targeting normalfags. Her target audience are people who obviously know about and like loli and loli-related memes like UOOOOH, kani/cunny/cute and funny, etc.
Not that anon who said he has to be stealthy; everyone already knows I'm a kaniphile so I have nothing to hide.

Why are you still talking about Gura? Freak

>>101894039
the initial complaint wasn't about talking to other kaniki (why would they care) it was about "real life" people, hence my counters of "why would you need to bring it up and why would they have enough context to think this"

https://x.com/kitsunerovt/status/1940742775760392562
Why is my wife scamming people…? It shows up for me as 999$ for shipping too, maybe it’s just a bug?

>>101894137
Saba's mom has got it going on

>>101894148
Like I said >>101893662 , Anon is watching a Loli Vtuber. The average person is either gonna think it's cute or a bit odd, but not really care. The name of the fanbase has no relevance to them.

>>101894184
For me is 10 and I live in the asshole the world.

>>101888527
it’s a half moon… go outside sometimes anon

What’s the matter? Scared by a little four letter word? :3

>>101894184
https://x.com/niamhvt/status/1940749962822013060
There's apparently problems when it comes to shipping to EU countries.

>>101894137
Imagine being one of those clams that grab fish by the face and pump their gills full of white, sticky clam babies. Now imagine that fish is Gura or Saba.

had a root beer float for breakfast

>>101893634
You have to hide the fact that kani means crab in JP?

>>101894392
What laws is she talking about? The only thing that could be banned is that if the keychain is made of some toxic rubber that is banned in europe.

>>101893223
I like the rp, it's very chunni. That said I hope she relaxes back into the more slice of life yaps

When she mentioned liking old men on ships the idea of a Master & Commander watchalong popped into my head. But the many surgery scenes may make it less fun.
>>101894402
Chubby

>>101894229
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Saba, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Saba's mom

>>101893634
Pussy faggot self hating nigger emo

>>101893634
Anon if someone sees you watching any anime girls online they will automatically consider you a degen loser

>>101894490
She is signalling an ntr arc it's coming up ur umbrellas

>>101894683
And he is one because he believes what they think of him and it dictates the reality at this point he needs confidence in his interests and in himself if he knows its not weird to love cunny it ceases to be weird he is in control of reality and chooses cowardice

So what are the buds plans for today?

>>101894888
The day is over, so sleep

>>101894536
omfgoodness this image is extremely attractive

>>101894888
lift weights, practice martial arts, drink cafe mocha, and try to learn the star spangled banner on flute

Someone draw this with saba PLEASE

@saba You might want to see this.

https://x.com/Errordee/status/1940822505004192197

I went to KFC with my mother yesterday and while we were waiting, there was a thin blonde 10 year old-looking girl.
She was wearing jeans-shorts so short they didn't even fully cover her thighs and her shirt exposed her bare shoulders.
To top it off, the way she walked seemed like she was trying to imitate a sassy high school student; she strutted in a way that showed off her ass.

Interestingly "kaniki" in reunionese créole can mean "bratty child".

>>101895154
That's not that surprising were in a period of general decline. The industrial revolution was a mistake and all that jazz.
>>101895235
Is it in the Caribbean?

>>101895409
Well, I enjoyed it, but to each their own.

What are the odds wife oversleeps because she was still awake at 6am…

>>101895145
You just got a pity like and it got to your head

>still no stream scheduled or even a tweet
So, it's pretty much guaranteed she's skipping today too.

>>101895543
Doki's pigtail model is so much better than her current one.

>>101895543
For some reason I think Chibi form suits Nimi better

>>101895543
Damn, fauna really was a top notch woman. Very gracious. My dick might evem get a stage fright while trying to bed her.

>>101895612
That might be what inspired sabas 35cm. Even if as a joke.

>>101895575
doki looks and sounds like shit and i hope she never gets to interact with saba

>>101895543
bros... all the chuubas are getting older and shrinking...

https://files.catbox.moe/hseddj.jpg

Holy shit put up the frame already Saba. There's no reason for you to be taking this long.

>>101895720
qft

>>101895543
Why are they ALL so short? I rarely ever find women this short irl, what the fuck.

>>101889899
>mp4
Is this AI?

>>101895850
Short means demiure
Women logic

>>101895810
What the fuck, shes burned and needs a doc

How much time do you think Saba spends in Bjoarn's profile? Maybe an hour every night?

>>101895979
>Bjoarn
who the fuck is this and why is it randomly being spammed

>>101895979
take your obsession with this guy somewhere else please

>>101894229
If Saba is Gura's daughter then Gura is Sena's daughter? I can see the lore connection between Gura and Saba because they both fuck in the sea but I'm not sure about Sena.

>>101896030
its just a single psychotic retard trying to force something again

any bakers?

>>101896030
Forced meme
Do not engage

>>101896030
for context
>>101887408

>>101896112
Sena fucked anything with a pulse
>or without

Fresh Bake !
>>101896231
>>101896231
>>101896231

>>101892536
>>101892519
she also said that it wasn't a guarantee that she'd stream.

just listen to the karaoke stream and some of her oshis music (saba/senzawa)