Thread 101957925

emergency bake edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/live/B6JNnuRLly0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgP1M6IeuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXJCJczevzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B0vFiHjwdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYfm4SlGkOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHlau5aTc0

>Recent league 6 streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nOhkIogwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-nZ6IqvHK0

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Haitei XI will job again for L-league, japitain transferred captain role, get well soon japitain!

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYwBRlLdpI

- /jong/ "enemy" Rezuul has graduated

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

- Mikos are banned? No, more mikos!

- Someone needs to sign us up for Lord of the Board >>101814438


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Blessing of heaven! You just missed double riichi, better luck next time!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg


Previous thread: >>101889739

>>101814438
where's wrestling anon to sing us up

>>101958397
>>101958412
now kiss

>>101958427
No that's gay

if nobody sing us up for lord of the board i'll be sadj

>>101959793
you do it if you care so much

>>101959805
im too busy

lord of the poors

>>>/vg/530044863
shut it

everytime you make qb the op I have to grinch the thread, i'm sorry thats the rule

and nothing of value was lost

>watching the guy who took my old graveyard position slowly get fatter and fatter every week

I'm so glad I'm off that shift, it was hell

>>101962858
what's so bad about it and why he fat?

>>101962905
working nights is suffering

>>101957954
2h and 13 minutes before submissions are closed

>>101963313
I think it's more like 8 hours, but you should still hurry up if you wanna sign up

you do it

>>101963579
can't, already signed up someone else

then we're not doing it

Translation: He already signed up his real friends (the people he actually likes).

xapitan would do it

If no one signs up it means furry HATES qb because he could've submitted her

we all hate qb here

Someone signed the thread up for Ogey Calibur 2, where the fuck is he

I hate all of you. Yes, including you.

What a coincidence, i also hate myself.

>>101962905
Gay ghost architects

>>101963467
>You will need to fill out a form detailing your thread's representative wrestler, including appearance, general fighting style, entrance music, and graphic sources.
If some ppl post all of that I can try to send it in if you guys want :3

>>101968706
so uh, anyone?

I discovered I wasn't gay all this time, happiest day of my life

>>101969535
You do it

>>101970308
>>101964657

>>101970336
Then why even offer

>>101970336
>>101968706

>>101970920
that
>>101968706
wasn't me

One of you has to do it

Nose goes

I am once again hungry

sucks for you im getting pizza

I just an bored of what I've been eating. Maybe I'll go back to eating polish dogs every day

>>101974478
What the fuck
I'mz

>>101974791
**

i'm going to marinade some pork belly slices but i don't know with what yet

red wine

>>101974478
...sausages, right?

>>101975388
No. KIEŁBASY!

https://www.twitch.tv/mimorifuwa
its her birthday please drop by

I won't

>>101976324
>sanma
I had hope for this one too...

>>101976324
She seems fun thanks anon <3
>>101968706
I'm probably going to sleep soon-ish so I won't be able to submit anything if nobody sends anything soon

I would discard the client

#mahjong #tenhou Japanese 27th Tenhoui challenges to comment in English....

>>101976645
It was already over when the twitch clique got to her, the RC and sanma are just the nails in the coffin

>>101976881
him not knowing that we just use ryanmen for ryanmen is funny

>>101957925 (OP)
>Someone needs to sign us up for Lord of the Board
Okay. I'll consider it. However I need to know. Who or what do you want to send in /jong/ ?

>>101976977
he didn't know that we use ankou and kabe as well, but I think that video made me aware of the fact that most of us use like half japanese terms and half english.
for instance, we don't say mentsu (most of the time it's just "block"), dai/shouminkan, minkou, etc.

>>101977182
just send in your favorite mahjong vtuber since you're going through the trouble of doing it

>>101977182
qb is the standard choice in these occasions, she was also the rep in ogey calibur

koko?

>be me
>painting room
>drunk
>dancing like a retard
>drop router
>router no longer turns on
fml vtuber mahjong sex

My router is a dell 1u server

farted

being married! painting new house with husband! drinking heavily! breaking things in the house! but it's okay because we love one another and we're both drunk!

>>101978111
>>be me
As opposed to being your gay erp tulpa?

i have no gay erp tulpa it's all me baby

>>101978270
God she's so desperate

>>101978635
can't be that desperate or she would've put on the png by now to search for a husband

this is so pathetic but i don't know any better. holy shit.

I have a house you can paint and help me pull all the carpet out of so we can get hardwood floors

it's gonna be nothing but bright cute and obnoxious pastel colors tho

No we're doing nice dark colors

my sharp vision and ocd is acting up and i can see all the inconsistencies in the paint and it's driving me insane. i should have hired someone to do this for me

>>101976914
she doesn't even have 20 viewers, you can make a difference

>>101979720
>twitch clique mods
>already collabed with one of them
it's time to move on anon

ahhhh the fucking paint was not mixed right and now it looks like some kind of yellow white instead of green! fuck aaaaa

You're supposed to buy a drill attachment

I wish femanon would paint my house and mop my kitchen floor

I've been to hell!
I've touched the sun!
I've seen heavens fall!
I am the one!

The one to paint my home

I haven't painted my room in at least 15 years, it's sand colored
Thank you for reading my blog

my room looks like a prison cell made out of concrete

im a hot steaming pile of shit and i want to cry jong! with anons! (drunk, disappointed, stained with paint)

Majsoul Friends Room 91343(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91343

>>101983016
>im a hot steaming pile of shit and i want to cry jong
same fr fr

Hang me out to dry, I'm soaking!
With the sense of knowing!
What's gone wrong!
But doing nothing, I still run!

3/4 btw

started! thanks for coming anonz!

jellyjonger? more like jelly suck my dick bitch! amirite!!

>>101983612
dont talk about her like that...

who's your favorite tard? say it's me or ill break your arm!

not you

if you wanted to be my favorite tard you would stream

I want food

I'm the most retarded person in this general (137 IQ, college dropout)

>>101984583
I made this post but 136 iq

I am (high school dropout, blue collar worker, home owner)

>>101984664
>home owner
giwtwm

homeowner is one word thoughbeit

i dropped the wrong tile. fml. also good for you anon!

thoughbeit isn't even a word perchance

im only 126iq kms

i got as far as grade 9

>>101983016
well jonged

>>101985270
why did you drop out?

>>101983016
well jonged

well jonged! fox hag tsuyoi! but im your japitan so of course i was second to fox hag! ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

>>101985342
always absolutely hated school and minor health reasons

>>101985387
did you get your GED later at least?

>>101983016
wj!

>>101985455
i took a bridging course to get into uni a while back, which i regret doing

I probably had a decent IQ before leaving school but I forgot more than you'd ever know...

IQ has little to do with knowledge and education has nothing to do with intelligence

NINA WILL NEVER JONG AGAIN

>>101985825
It has everything to do with pattern recognition, so mahjong.
Im SO FUCKED

does this guy count as a pngtuber?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNLLC3D5IRw

>>101985921
if the png doesnt even open its mouth or blink I think not

>>101985921
I'm watching anyways because he seems chill, WRC is boring, and Saikouisen is streaming the boring league because everyone else is at WRC.
Uh... Nina as well.

>>101985921
heh close enough

>>101986182
>Nina as well
I HATE SHADOBA I HATE SHADOBA I HATE SHADOBA

>get friend request
>click accept
>This player cannot have any more friends.

>>101985604
im taller than that but ok

>>101986312
It took you this long...?

>>101986451
you're going to have to prove more info for the spreadsheet if you want shitposts to be accurate

>>101986394
gomen thought i had space left, fixed :d

>>101977182
Anyone but qb

>>101986629
Why did you remove me

>>101986451
basically a man

>>101986738
yeah, me

>removed from anons friends list
why didnt you raise your vip level you nigger

he just hates you

>im taller than that but ok
I lost my interest

I should remove Pippa from my list

but then you will miss the random invite lobbies

>>101986451
>no tits
>no ass
>tall woman
Grim prospects...

Those don't happen

>pippa
>jonging in anno domini 2025
good joke anon

she hasn't been on in over a month and there aren't even enough people that idle online for her to fill a lobby anymore

>48 friends out of 180
uuuu i cant believe 132 people hate me

say, hypothetically, if you married and had children with a short woman? wouldn't that mean your children would be short as well? think anon, think!

>>101987040
that's their problem not mine, also only an issue for the boys

>>101987040
but how am I supposed to IMAGINE

need images for the cheering crowd in lord of the board, qb is our rep

>>101987040
How can I tell which girl will grow up to be tall though?

>>101987278
need entrance musics

>>101987495
just double the height they were at when they were 2

>>101987278
don't you only have like 10 minutes left

I wish I could make Nina as happy as shadoba makes her

>>101987904
i did it

you've doomed us all

will she do better than she did in league or are we just going to watch her get beat up

>>101989013
You won't get to see anything because anonymous FAILED us by missing the deadline.

>>101989083
he said he did it though

>>101989083
i was contacted to confirm our entry, we are in

My cute wife on the telly

>>101989589
doko

anon didn't post his stream because he HATES us
https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil

>>101991624
he owes me sex

It's technically good morning, the best kind of good morning

>>101991624
That little bastard.

I like it when nina says yamete

>>101992724
Me too cause you know she doesn’t really mean it or she would say kudastop. What a delicious little piece of meat

>>101987040
I don’t know let’s find out. Give me your address.

>>101984583
The state tests said I’m only 118 but my high quality online tests say 130

>>101984583
I didn't even finish HS

I reinstalled the game again...

>>101993019
This time make sure you don't forget that you're here forever.

I can leave whenever I want

>>101993345
Let me guess, you just don't want to

if you want to you're mentally ill

anons for blitz room?

maybe tomorrow

I like it slow

Papah bote

>>101994571
What did anon mean by this

>>101994687
PAPAH BOTE

>>101994299
sure

blitz no tip

Majsoul Friends Room 61355(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61355

Mahjong tomorrow

>>101995034
2/4

>>101995034
>He cut off the tip

>>101995034
3/4

>>101995074
im not american

>>101995034
started

>>101995048
tomorrow is uma musume thoughbeit

why is a celestial in the room, I just came back today

trial by fire

i hate this poncat

apologies if you were one of the 1 months I purged, there's nothing worth getting the next whale tier for

chiitoi no tips is hell

>>101995034
wj

>>101995034
well jonged

>>101995034
>posting in both threads
well jobbed

>>101995906
sex with this cat

>>101995925
you would have SEX with this CAT? Good god anon

>>101995941
I would make this cat the mother of my children

don't listen to the toxoplasmosis

You vill be cat, and you vill like it.

>>101996008
nyo

I dont think i want to handle a human sized cat on heat

i like wanjirou i think he would be a bro

>>101996045
are you gay ????

>>101996032
it iz already too late fur you

>>101996063
A cat in heat is more annoying than even introverted women. A human sized cat in heat? Two bullets for both of us please

>>101996091
the annoying part about a cat in heat is that you can't fuck it no matter how much she's asking for it
why wouldn't you fuck a humanoid?

>>101996343
he is gay
if ichihime was in heat I would take advantage of that to beat her at mahjong

You can use that opportunity to beat my meat instead

i took a shower and now i can't sleep

>>101997973
Henlo~
>>101997999
Nini~ (I believe in you! Look at those trips :D)

>>101997055
*punches you*

>>101998335
I hate hobos...

>>101998449
But you were asking for it...

>>101998844
It's true. I am God's ugliest and most unlovable jonger

Nina loves all her children (jongers)

Does she love all the children flowing out of her uterus every night?

Probably

yeah mine

Jong bump
https://youtu.be/RIXTZZUNDxw

Who did it
>>>/vg/530167497

>>101989714
I went to bed after posting that

kill jong

no

>>102002747
What is this?

>>102002747
>sit back
>squint
>still can't see shit
do it again

>>102006671
who are you pointing at? because it can't be me, with how blind you are

>>102002747
Ohh I see it

I return to the wage cage

I've been at work for nearly 2 hours already

I have been a neet since I dropped out of highschool

i think panko should jong

I think Beeko should jong

Currently shitting

>>102010216
I did that for 10 years, they were a good 10 years...

currently watching the girl in the op streaming https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

Shan't

>>>/vg/530224259
new list dropped and some of you got exposed

>>102014509
>names

The only thing that was exposed is me not joining friendlies here

he hates us and only posts kokos in /mjg/

I'm afraid of yuzus

>>102012087
same, but then i got a job which has ruined my life

>>102015552
Me too

>>102014509
>10% of my games were a crosspost
no...

I just realized the Italian guy at WRC was panko

>>102016075
the italian dragon...

>>102016075
panko can score her hands

>>102010172
what's wme

>>102016300
western men erotic

>>102016384
yeah, me

>>102016300
white man era

>>102016300
Wonder Mug Economics

Wanko Manko

>>102016599
she's a red panda yuzu ahh woman not a dog

the coffee van didn't come today
this is fishmans fault

>>102014509
I need to jong harder. I've been slacking.

>>102014509
>play in a friendly
>get stalked by a schizo
>play ranked
>get stalked by a schizo
im moving to a more secure client where i can job in peace

>>102017707
Hime bros we won

>>102014509
>names

>>102017707
>a more secure client where i can job in peace
Riichi City!

how the hell have you played 132 friendlies

>>102017799
maybe I post RC room later

>>102014509
okay, so what?

>>102018191
That's nothing

>>102014509
>Yze xpyetzypo
sps

A lot of my games are missing from that, wonder how it was collected.

>>102014509
I'm just glad to be included.

>>102018592
probably from recent games on profiles since it has people that never moved over from /pcg/ and what look like people that were just in stream games listed under /jong/

>>102018784
Yeah it has a lot of old names, but it's missing a lot of my recent mjg games. So I guess more effort was put into scouring for jongers.

>>102018933
I think it's more likely that he just ended up finding one person who hasn't played much recently than specifically looking for /jong/ games, it is a really weird dataset though

this frog is jonging https://www.twitch.tv/lilyhops

i'm watching navitas though

same

I'm at work

good jongers > bad jonger who happens to be a female vtuber
which is why I dont watch males who are shit at the game, get yourself together

UUUUUUUUU LYKA I MISS LYKA UUUUUUUUU
I think she might have had a pronounced menhera moment, unfortunately

is still don't know who navitas and lyka are

>>102019431
>lyka
idk either i dont watch vtubers
>navitas
https://www.twitch.tv/navitas1472

Not going to watch your anime larping woman

terrible news
nijisanji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CvGt8ipYko

>not eru
Shan't

>>102020159
did she finally finish persona

>>102020325
>persona 5
who care

>>102020373
Do I even need to say it

>>102019399
How do you know

>>102019399
Anon will answer my question immediately

>Nina members only stream
Nyoo.....

I don't send money to married women

>evens drunk jong stream
>odds drunk masturbation
>0 go to sleep early

I wanted to hit 0 I feel like pukin

Hey jong, I'm going to stream some jong: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

I'm at work.

IM watching anon stream

anon saved me from streaming, god bless him

>>102022012
Can you do the second roll on stream

>>102022281
sheep hands typed this post

i also want to do a drunk stream but I dont think anyone would understand my drunk esl babble

I could do a sober stream since I do not drink

I could jerk off while being sober too!

>>102022281
Sorry, but I don't drink alcohol.

it's finally over

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