Thread 102022107

>flips
>hagmaxxes

Age in Demand Edition

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>Who is Filian?
White haired and bushed kemonomutt girl(?). Hyperactive HDMI zoomer vtuber. Fruit snack goblin. She does her best to entertain her fans!

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/filian
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@filianIsLost
Twitter: https://twitter.com/filianIsLost

>Notable Clips
Filian breaks containment
https://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/EmpathicCautiousFiddleheadsHeyGirl-T0o3Tu3mMhdDwPly
/flip/ on da telly!!!
https://streamable.com/vu7vml
Frog Ridah!
https://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/FurtiveDeadSoymilkHassaanChop-lRxGzX-R60FvHDt2
Filian was shocked on how messy this viewers room was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyyAuM4jSvQ
The BEST of Filian!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8pCfUEhZso

>Featured Streams
The VTuber Awards 2024 hosted by Filian and ShyLily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFlMoznC144
FIVE NIGHTS AT FILLYS [10/26/24]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOg0nCnJ6FQ
MEETING JAPANESE FILIAN [1/6/25]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qko2nxe6qms
OUTFIT REVEAL New Kimono outfit with the new tracking! HD Filian! [4/4/25]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qazfLW-AT2Y
OFF-COLLAB HORROR NIGHT WITH LAYNA [6/13/25]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Fp-LUbBTQ

>Fan music videos
Love Taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbCQYiJefw
My Vtuber Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ablf1N0bB60
Super Shy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPy_G_w_C5A

>Rentrys/Archives
Vod Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide
Stream Archives
https://rentry.org/Filipino_Archive
Dance Archive
https://rentry.org/filiDanceArchive
Soundpost Archive
https://www.snekbot.com/filly/fillysoundposts
Thread baking instructions
https://rentry.org/flip_baking_pasta_v2

>Divegrass
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//flip/

>Fansly Archive
https://gofile.io/d/K0HHow
https://catbox.moe/c/rin07w

>Usual schedule
Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat
21:07 - 24:01 UTC

>Recent Stream
YLYL - IF I LAUGH, I LEAK MY BROWSING HISTORY.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2504631034

>Friends
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>>>/vt//big/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//999/
>>>/vt//swarm/

>Previous Thread
>>101976764

blelelelele

>>102022200
>might love filian
I'll never tell!

>>102022223
erm you just did

>>102022239
... who are you and why can you read my mind?

>>102022407
im in your wifi

>>102022461
brb gonna go punch holes in my wall and pull out all the cables real quick

>>102022505
>he doesn't live in a custom Faraday cage
NGMI

>>102022544
I'm sorry but all my budget and voltage went into the tesla coils decorated as trees. Hiding is not as rewarding as playing the live bait.

>>102023387
Very powerful fillylaugh. I bet she had a bunch of personal memories fly through her head at that kek

Just matched with my own daughter on Hinge… Fuck this Hellish life

>>102024713
didnt know bao was on hinge, better luck next time chacha

>>102024713
I literally can't even imagine how awkward and unpleasant that'd be anon, o7.

>>102024713
Well, you gonna go for it?

>>102025365
diabolical

>>102025365
No.

>>102026132
just make her cosplay as filian

>>102027229
She can't do the voice right

>>102025365
Yea, she's pretty hot

>>102024713
We have someone with a daughter here? And one old enough to use apps like that. o7 unc

>>102028646
Bless you, catgirl

>>102024713
How does that even happen? Shouldn't both of you seen each other's pics and swiped left?

>>102024713
You're cappin unc

>>102029272
what's the link to the doc?

>>102029919
https://forms.gle/AtS7wWYbTes9XacH6

It's hard for me to square filian's jokes about serious shit like diddy with the kind, thoughtful and smart person behind the camera

rare pack it up variant

not sure if anyone clipped this already but will be useful as a reaction

deme and fil gonna be playing cs2 again on wednesday

According to Deme, Filian and Deme are playing CS2 again on Wednesday.

>>102034210
>>102034206
She's addicted. Its making me want to load up cs2 as well. I Haven't played it in years

The last CS I played was source and I just looked up when it released and now I feel old

>>102034333
unc

>>102034303
i've played like 5 rounds of cs in 3 years
i really fell off of vidya since my my friend group died due to jobs/marriage

>>102035624
>jobs/marriage
Grim

I'd play some CS too if not for the fact that currently I have no PC, just an old laptop. Long story short I don't play games as often as I used to, my PC died and I still got an xbox I can use for gaming so I haven't bothered getting a new setup

>>102035870
I mean I know not everyone is as mentally ill as we are here, but I still find it surprising how many people are shocked about filly being over 30

could Filian win against her intrusive thoughts?

>>102035955
well, she stopped herself from saying her PC is a bomb, this too should be a piece of cake for filbert

>>102035947
I think a lot of people are surprised because for years people have talked about a huge amount of manchildren without realising there's women the exact same way. I'm in my thirties and work in a professional setting and there's a lot of women in the age range of low 30's to late 20's who are pretty immature. It doesn't affect their work (it's pretty cool to see the personality switch in all honesty) and by the sounds of it their life is mostly in order as they have solid jobs, no financial worries and solid friend groups but similar to men they just can't get a stable relationship.

I guess it's a common flaw for both men and women, but it's definitely cuter for women to be immature.

>>102035624
I've been busier with work and painting, and my friends don't play. Plus we hang out irl a lot so I don't have my PC with me

>>102036819
>painting
You paint? Mind sharing some of your works, anon? It's a cool hobby. I considered getting into it, but I am too much of a cheapskate

I can't believe it's already MMM(Mutt Mating Monday) again. I'm so excited for Filian stream.

Can't wait to play "Did anon submit this or did a 'normal' snacker"

>>102036906
I feel like we don't exactly have people with exciting stories. I might be wrong though

>>102036906
You'll never guess which one I submitted hehe

>>102036966
I didn't submit one of those, but I was actually pretty wild as a child. Me and friends would often play around with fire, fire crackers, new years explosives and stuff etc.

Just as an example we once took like small rockets (not the full scale ones) and positioned ourselves across a football field and just... dueled by holding them in our hand and shooting them at each other. Another time we had the brilliant idea of wanting to know how gas burns, so we took a friend's dad's lawnmower fuel, just splashed it on the ground in a shed (the ground was stone, the shed wood) and ignited it. My friend panicked, tried stomping on it, spread the gas on his shoes and nearly melted his shoes in the process. (I laughed)

Did plenty of shit like that as a kid, surprise I never started a serious fire or get some serious injury.

>>102036863
Im not doxxing myself but I paint miniatures (mostly warhammer)
I'm not a canvas painter or anything like that

>>102037161
Oh, I see. That's also cool. I did think of the canvas painting so you got me there.

remember canv.as?

Woah guys, we made it to the big screen.

>>102037496
Get the camera!

>>102022107 (OP)
>hagmaxxes
Guys we need to devise a plan to save Filian's dusty ovaries before it's too late and she regrets it. I would be willing to play the sacrificial role in this plan and personally take action to enact this plan.

Working out to impress the Filbert with my athletic and well defined physique, one day.

Had an ear infection for the last week, wanted to die, couldn't watch streams, still deaf in one ear.
What'd I miss?

>>102039992
She leaked her birthday and she's 31

>>102040069
Nah, no way. I don't believe.
The leak part I mean, she could easily be 31 (or older), but no way she would put her real birth date on her twitter.

>>102040248
I can easily see her doing that. Remember her opsec stuff is a bit recent compared to how open she used to be

I like to imagine that Filian pretends to herself that she doesn't care about what we think, but still finds herself coming here evey now and then, getting a little ego boost from it when fricks are being unapologetically gosling or feeling a bit sad when the thread is slow/not about her/mean to her. (Either way she proceeds to do a goonsesh after)

Cutting the crust off Haglian's PB&J and setting it next to her prescription pills, calcium supplements, and fish Oil for a balanced breakfast.

>>102040867
>Remember her opsec stuff is a bit recent compared to how open she used to be
Yeah, she used to be so open.
She just never mentioned her age, nationality, race, ethnicity, hobbies, interests, or any single identifying things about herself.
Super sloppy opsec desu.

>>102041486
NEED THIS

i'm playing miitopia right now should I make my filian party member lil fil or big fil

>>102041930
lil fil so cute

Is she streaming today?

>>102043396
yes? it's monday

>>102043442
Nothing on the discord channel, I missed yesterday, and she was sick so I thought maybe she was skipping.

Nooooo, she can't be a nun.
We're supposed to get married someday...

>>102043777
>>102043787
How strictly will her mods filter the submissions?

>>102044121
the only words that got through were "flat" and "furry"

new wife vid btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChVz_Vz0u-o

Wife is live

https://twitch.tv/filian

My wife is live.

https://www.twitch.tv/filian

Filian is kino

>>102044691
Kino on what?

GASOLIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAA

>>102044711
kino on deez nutz

Love this mutt, but her taste in music is almost as bad as her taste in foof

>>102044780
Lest we not forget her taste in anime.

>>102044780
What's wrong with her taste in food?

geoguessr is OVER

>>102044891
nothing wrong with consistency

heigui means nigger in mandarin

>mods
>picked the best
Surely

>>102045238
cute and piss pilled

Oh the moderators picked the "best" ones? The best ones really? Really? I kind of fucking doubt that. More than half are going to be lame and gay shit that we've already seen before.

>>102045256
Mods are a bunch of heigui

>>102045273
>>102045256
Oh come on, don't they also pick the best YLYL content?

Wasn't the door bit from Koko's stream?

Going to be making some dinner. Won't be able to make any soundposts in the mean time.

>>102045344
If it's true I can't blame her for forgetting, all I remember from that stream is xdx | and AAAAIIIIEEEEEE

Cute retard

her eggs are yet to hatch
there is still time

the last guinea pig bridge...

the last ever guinea pig bridge.....

Gamba girl failure sports hag

im racist

I'm the bug in her toilet.

Do not put the gambling on us Filian, you're an ADHD zoomie that wants to gamble, and that's fine.

Filian can rewatch all of the shit she watched in the last year for a perpetual entertainment loop.

blelele

>>102046096
What a blessing

>>102045273
Yeah, we're never getting the smacker who has soaked his lilfil plush in so much cum that it's covered in a black sticky mat of the stuff, with included picture for proof of course.

Didn't we watch this already?

Didn't we watch this already?

Didn't we watch this already?

Didn't we watch this already?

she has commanded you to edge
how will you respond?

>>102046305
I'm already edging

I still believe Filian would like Kentucky Ballistics.

Pretty L channel

>iridium
>thats what they make for bombs
7 pauses

>>102046596
My content-stealing wife...

>>102046596
Chat never fails to disappoint

the richter scale is logarithmic so it can go beyond 10

>>102046633
Scientists predict one day it will happen when your mom rolls over.

>i'm confirmed
Hagian <3

This is basically a slide show with wikipedia article reading in a monotonne voice

>>102046674
but enough about your mother

>meat canyon
Why am I even alive...

It has to be said yet again: meatcanyon fucking sucks big time

the cool part about filian's shrill voice is that I can play music and blot out everything but her screeching

please dont watch snooze levelling

I look down on this chat so much it's unreal. These fags are so fucking unfunny.

>>102046907
it's full of redditors and kids not surprising they have no sense of humor

>>102046937
>redditors
Considering how dead her community is there I feel like it doesn't fit

>>102046937
not to mention her groomer mods ban anyone if they make a slightly spicy joke.
fuck i just caught a 10 minute timeout earlier today for saying "step on us" when she was doing the bit about being super tall or whatever.

>>102046980
If you google some of her top gifter's names you can see their reddit posts where they use the same name.
I remember pulling one up and he talked about being unemployed in a reddit post, meanwhile he donates 100 subs to filly

>>102046980
they are spiritually reddit

Filian is a strong independent woman. (who wants a hug from a man. (me))

God I wish I could skip segments live

>>102047201
I just switch to someone else, like the lemon woman for a bit.

I like very much that Filian called out pirates voice fuckery. I've been clowning on that for a while now.

>>102047249
That won't change the fact I have to wait it out

YES PLEASE I would choose the Filian route every time.

I love this mutt so much. No particular reason, just felt like it.

>>102047249
I'm using picture-in-picture so I know when to swap back

>>102047395
Love this feature, it's always so useful

The slop is finally over.

I am not taking shots of alcohol, but I drank a monster and took like 100~ mg of thc (I never drink caffeine) so I'm probably going to go full on zoomie on you guys this stream

stallian..............

>>102047522
Eh, monster won't do shit

Filian likes chili dogs

>Trump
why is she doing this

>>102047522
>100~ mg
crikey, things get pretty wacky for me at 30 mg. Can't imagine what that's like.

>>102047545
I normally don't consume any caffeine caue I react sensitively to it, but... I got another one

Please, no more redditfaggory, I want to die.

I like political satire, but this is just rubbish

>what if we make a cartoon about a video game character
>but politics!

>>102047570
tdlr: zoomie. then very, very tired. Very intensified emotions and senses, less thinking. Crazy time dialation.

Sonichu lore deep dives would be better than this.

one more guys pls im not addicted one more plsplsplspls

>>102047504
I so retract thus statement

pissian

So Wednesday is Deme & Manny in the same stream?

I hope that the confessions will be at least decent.

>>102047855
deme then manny yeh

I get this isn't a popular opinion and I'm not saying it to be contrarian, but I greatly enjoyed this pre stream segment so far. Not really cause I found the videos good, but cause I liked seeing her watch them and she's so cute today lol

>>102047907
I like her yapping too much to enjoy that. To me that was like a 40 minute long torture

Padre Filian.

She's a pastor kek

every flavor of filian is sex

>>102048012
Yes.

>ywn be groped by Sister Filian in the confession booth
why live bros

>nb mentioned
She totally doesn't read those, this damn frick

Canada really punches above its weight in vtubers (mentally ill women)

>>102048178
The economy forced a lot of women to seek unconventional employment.

>>102048178
They have to uphold the america (cooler) status

doesn't she normally do these kind of streams with a guest?

>sees —
>erm chatgpt
Fucking chatbot making sure you can't even use interpunction anymore

>>102048270
Yes but when there's a guest they spend the whole time yapping and then 99% of people that submitted something get disappointed.

>>102048270
Yeah I think so? I also recall she kept saying "WE will react" I'm pretty sure, maybe she was planning on it.

>>102048319
nobody uses em dashes nigga

>>102048348
Erm sorry I forgot where im no more punctuation bro

>>102048348
I unironically do you heigui

Somehow I feel like that can't be true, chat gotta be joking, no way there is that many virgins in their 30s in her chat specifically, right?

>>102048424
I think there are a lot in the general vtuber viewership
Nobody who watches vtubers is getting laid and the population of the internet is ageing

>>102048424
Think about an average con goer. You sure?

>>102048424
Literally none of them are lying

>>102048424
I could've been un-wizarded at 17 but it would've involved coercing a traumatized girl, so I waited another 12 years

>>102048391
>
>>102048395
sybau guailo

>>102048424
bunch of millenials parasocial for an autistic tomboy. shes like a lightning rod for us wizards

She is speaking from experience

>indian confession
>flight to asia...

>>102048682
I went to Barcelona to get some warmth and sunshine, but it was rainy, windy and cold. I was very disappointed so when I shit the bed, I decided fuck it and booked a flight to Thailand to actually get some sun

If I knew how much she wanted those pics I'd attach one to my story as well. Idk if it will show up at all though

filian put her own confession in kek

New bread.

They aren't "haha, furry" kind like the last time so it makes them 100× better, but as expected a bunch of nerds and weebs has (mostly) boring confession

>>102049240
Anything crazy wouldnt go through the mod filter

Alcohol induced psychosis goes crazy

I can't stand alcoholic women. I straight up tell them to never text me if they've been drinking.

fillyRyona

Mentioned!

Mentioned

I want to kill this snacker
Also, she mentioned us again

As expected she blames us.

She loves us!

The actual 4chan ones she did not realise were from here

Not one of us, you FRICK. r-right..?

>>102049485
Didn't realize mine, but mentions! us for that fucker

Thats a weird ah looking hand

Most gay thing I did was dying my hair blue

She tried so damn hard to be wholesome, but broke at the pic kek

she pees herself to sleep

was this supposed to be a collab?
I feel like she needs someone to bounce off of for stuff like this.

>>102049151
noice ty

>>102049697
At least she read more than 5 this way

>>102049738
Tuh-roo.

I wish I died by waking up 1 hour earlier.

someone post the force force ending edit to this song

>>102049896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEhwbQiQIOQ
i know theres a higher qual mp4 somewhere but i have a gorillion to look through

>>102049896
>force force
Do you mean Fire Force?

Anyone playing anon or snacker?
Which ones do you think? I'm kinda fucked high so I'm having trouble remembering them kek.

>>102049953
yeah im keyboard dyslexic

>>102049998
Happens to me too, so I won't post Panko this time. But you're on thin ice, pal.

>>102050031
but the panko manko...

I just remembered that I used to destroy metal compasses with my teeth back when I was like 11. Kinda similar I guess

>>102050031
grazie signorina

Fucking boomer in the confessions calling it "hanky-panky".

AH she ate mY DICK

>>102048424
Most of them probably just arent 30 yet

>she doesn't remember
Hag

>>102050234
I mean.... that me, but I'm only 21 yet, so I guess I cope for a few more years or I actually interact with women kek

>>102048424
Reality is grim

So it was one of you, eh?

>>102050453
Which one?

>>102050533
knickers one

Found rekson

whats the deal with the lotion shit and rekson anyways

Worst I ate is sand and soap

>>102050617
never ate non edible shit, but I put plastic packages in my mouth as a stimming sort of thing for retardely long lmao I am fully of that good direct source microplastic.

>>102050617
Oh, also plasticine. Forgot about that

>filian also put in some
Nice. Curious which ones were hers

MY EYES

>>102050744
My instinct'd be it was the "10 year old ones" kek

filian is an architect ally

>>102050845
She is pretending. She hates fat people

that's not what that means fil

>>102050870
oh she knows what she's said

slapdick comedy

Filian's confession

Filian is a boy toucher (I'm the boy she touches)

She's a BOYTOUCHER

>dressed up as a boy toucher
Aren't you always dressed up as one?

>boy toucher
not beating the shotacon allegations

Filian touched me when I was a child.

>>102050982
>>102050984
But is she a boykisser?

>>102051052
Not yet

I expect a pic, a bit wild. 4 metre statue? Damn

cool theater snacker

>>102051164
Agreed. Very cool story

deme wrote this one

>>102051164
Yeah that's awesome :D

This is fun to watch to try and guess which ones are hers or from /here/, and also her reactions to them, I'm emjoying this stream :)

they know

What in the female snacker

>read nsfw
>already got horny
Sasuga

lmao

>>102051631
CUTE

Did anybody clip the boy toucher moment?

>>102051703
I didn't make a soundpost of it.

>>102051703
Got a time stamp? Might make it later, but I can't remember where it was in the vod

>>102051737
Sadge

>>102051777
It was 22-23 minutes ago, so whatever the timestamp is now, subtract that.

i don't know if i even believe that last story, if that was the mousepad in question. neuro is barely prominent on that mouse pad. not so much that someone would immediately notice it like that.

The longer it goes the less I expect mine to appear.

>>102051907
Statistically though the odds are slightly higher as it goes on.

This is filian's

At least they didn't go to /biz/.

WHICH OF YOU FRICKS POSTED THIS SHIT?

This is filian's no doubt

She punched that fricker immediately before goign back to pretending she didnt instantly read it kek

Our time to shine

she has to pretend like she doesn't know what /pol/ is kek

stop breaching containment, filian

>what is this, /pol/?
>i've totally never heard of that before

>goes to /pol/ for financial advice
>not /bant/

>people mentioning /biz/
STOP SELF REPORTING YOU FRICKS

>>102052067
>goes to /pol/ for financial advice
>Not /vt/

>>102052082
>noo muh sekrit club

>>102052025
>>102052082
IT NOT ME, I ONLY GO /here/

>pretends not to know /pol/
>immediately recognises /biz/

>>102052108
the real bastion of financial advice /here/

>>102052138
She's a coiner.

filian holds (my) bags

>>102052216
Based, it's essentially gambling, but if you catch a good time it's somewhat preditcable. (Somewhat, not a lot kek)

What a fun world we live in

None of this shit resonates with me because I've been driving my own car for decades.

the indian from new zealand left her a great review i guess.
she must really be cute

>>102052216
it's true. she was at the egirl capital party after taking the sponsor from CL for his meme Mario Kart knockoff game

hyperliquid

>>102052357
Indians will glaze any woman with a pulse, snacker-chama...

>>102052352
I just walk. I love walking.

>>102052442
I'm mostly a biker now because it takes the same amount of time to bike as drive basically anywhere in my city, and you don't have to worry about finding parking. also, you would have to be INCREDIBLY drunk to get a DUI on a bike, though it is possible.

>Filian says that is a lot of stomach hair
>meanwhile I'm at least twice as hairy without trying

thank you father filbert

>my story didn't get in
Sad to be right

>>102052528
What was it about?

>>102052505
Most dudes that go around topless are shredded and shave. I'm that hairy too.

rate stream lads

>>102052581
9/10. I like her solo streams, and the confessions didn't seem totally neutered.

>>102052528
I have an absolutely insane story but I sadly didn't submit in time. there's no way she's still taking submissions, is she

>>102052581
8/10, nice and chill

>>102052581
it was fun, it kinda felt like this would've been much better as a collab.
Also I didn't expect them to end so soon. Mods are fags as usual.

>>102052581
8/10
she seemed cute today, and actually rather focused. boring yap hour though

>>102052581
9.5/10
Filian sounded, acted, and was insanely cute today, but maybe me being high has something to do with that kek. Either way I enjoyed it that much all in all.

>>102052581
Youtube slop at the start was bad, but she read my confession so it was a peak stream

>>102052545
Long story short, since I am too lazy to write it out again. I really liked knives as a kid, 11 or so. I brought one to school to show off to my friends in the locker room before the P.E. so teachers wouldn't notice. One of my friends, while fooling around with it, ended up cutting off a chunk of my skin due to how violently he swung.

>>102052581
7.5/10 nice, but vids were ass and while my confession is boring I am sad it did not make it

>>102052581
9/10 lots of yapping (its the best part)

>>102052711
freaky ahh anon. worst I did was sacre younger children with masks and a good old deoderant flamethrower at halloween

Besides, which ones were from /here/ and heres? I'm thinking some of the "10 years old" ones are from here and the focus on the "10" year old thing was to throw chat off from that.

>>102052711
I was in 4th grade and I brought a bullet to school. Some snitch ratted me out and I got in trouble (this was before Columbine).

I wanted to submit something, but I was always a good/quiet kid and similar teenager, so I mostly have stories (wild ones I admit) that happened to me, but few come to mind that I perpetrated

I worked for the police for a year then left for another job but forgot to return my police phone. This was during the pandemic so I couldn't easily return it, and I soon forgot about it.

A year later I realised I still had a police phone but was too scared to turn it in and since no-one had come after me I just decided to bury it in a drawer and never turn it on again because I was too scared of handing it over and them thinking it wasn't a mistake.

It has been five years and I still have that police phone powered off in my bedroom drawer.

>>102053018
They're onto you. It's already too late, don't make any sudden moves.

What a coincidence, after my schizopisting here about playing Ark: Surivial Evolved with her a friend of mine hit me up asking me if I wanted to play with him. Sadly he is not Filian though so I respectully declined. Nah jk, it's ark'ing time

once 5-10 years pass and the statute of limitations expire for all the sneaky snackers in filian's audience I'm sure the confessions will get spicier

>>102053159
Were you the snacka sending her a steam trade offer?

can put some bread in the oven

>>102053248
ありがとう, パン屋.

>>102053248
谢谢, 贝克

imagine ur shagging filian from behind and she starts letting out a bunch of dirty little queefs

>>102053380
hot...

>>102053380
Laugh like Peter Griffin and keep on truckin'.

>>102053248
Tack så mycket, bakermannen

>>102053299
>>102053441
Anons are stealing my idea! Ref do something

>>102053481
Here, take this.

>>102053510
Thank you, that will suffice as payment, but you can have this paper back.

>>102052971
Kind of same, but I do have some nice stories mostly since for some reason all of my friends were troublemakers. Thanks to them I have quite a lot of fond memories. My fav time would probably be a school trip to the woods when were 13. One dude ended up bringing in some vodka and once we got pissed lots of junk happened.

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanna touch Filian's butt

>>102053647
Me too dude, me too.

>>102053614
If we could submit other people's stories, my friend's dad, when he was young, found TNT on the back of a construction truck, stole it, lit the fuse, tossed it into the river and ran, and people saw a pillar of water from like a mile away, and now there's a huge dip in the river, and my friend and I have swam/dived there a lot because it's deep as shit

FIlian really sucked at "who's the anon" didn't she? Falsely blamed some and didn't catch mine at all kek

>>102053906
It can't be helped. Her perception is colored by secondhand stories.

my story is that my twitter mutual stole 65 million dollars and then fled the country and I was subpoenaed and investigated by a 3 letter agency as a potential accomplice or co conspirator but was never charged with anything (because I never did anything wrong or assisted him in any way or had forenowledge)

>>102053968
wicked

>>102053708
Kek. I feel like older people always have much wilder stories, and the further back in time you go the crazier it is. My great grandfather's life was just all over the place. Every next generation has worse and worse stories to tell

>>102054008
Naturally. Shit like my great grandpappy rode his horse into a bar and shot a man to death for spilling his beer on the horse.

>>102054057
Whuddafrick, america moment
But this is pretty true, apparently my granddad got into bar fights in local bars and won one like 2v5, completely smashing chairs and shit in the process. They just told him to not come back apparently.

>>102054057
my grandfather and his friends used to regularly steal and joyride cars around post WW2 chicago and he was the straight laced son of the family

>>102054197
My grandpappy poured sugar in the gas tanks of nazi cars during the occupation, fuckin' rascal

>>102054258
>Private, what are you doing over there?

>>102053182
psst

>>102054258
based, I have a boomer core appreciation for french resistance fighters and the like

I just opened Koko's stream and the very first immediate line I heard was "I support pegging". Filian has truly led me to a gem kek

>>102054882
>>102054882
>>102054882
uhbruhhhhdd

The mods either didn't put my picture or Filian skipped it or something btw, so here it is. Hope I don't disappoint Filian by the "wholesome" one actually being a 4chan degen kek. I still miss the parrot :( And I didn't lie about my height you FRICK, it's really not that uncommon for where I'm from, I'm 182,5cm. Look it up yourself and judge if that's "6 foot" or not you FRICK.

>>102055170
Heh. Tricked her good.

>>102055170
cute plushies bro i still have all my childhood ones by my bedside too

>>102055253
She really *was* bad at "guess the anon" kek
I didn't to trick her though, that's just a genuine confession and the description to set the picture of who I am, thought the discrepency would make for a funny image to make fun of in a lighthearted way.

>>102055170
>>102055401
I also have my childhood stuffed bears, but they're in my closet. Glomer and Brownie. Good ol' boys.

>>102055401
thanks :)