Thread 102097772

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous threads
>>102079725

fad is dead

Neuro sama

>>102098021
hey I was about to post a classic early "fad status?", don't get ahead of me next time.

>>102098287
It's a fact, there's no need to question it anymore.

Vedal needs to let Neuro roast grok now that it is being punished

In the recent collab stream I really like that always around Ellie, Neruo will make sure for her to not really mention Vedal or talk about him. It's something that has been pretty consistent whenever Neuro is with Ellie and it's pretty funny. Reminds me how a kid will act hanging out with their step mom but never wants them talking about their dad because of the remarriage. Also, it was nice because it always made the focus not being taken away because it's now time to talk about Vedal (don't hate Vedal but I don't want the stream to lose the plot)

oppai neuro

https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1942954603995091364
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1942954603995091364
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1942954603995091364

heart

>>102098695
Oppai lolis are dogshit

>>102098736
This but extremely erotic

>>102098816
You get the oppai or you get the loli, you can't have both, you shouldn't have both.

>>102098894
there's shades..

>>102098021
Ellie is singlehandedly reviving the fad, trust

>>102098816
You say this about everything, shitty locust

https://youtu.be/o9fNxxItt4w is this your favorite adjacent neuroverse streamer neurokeks?

>>102099264
Ellie will broker a deal to replace Vedal as the CEO in exchange for saving the fad

>>102099390
not favourite but she is warming up to me
also, now that the dust has settled, was she getting her post-raid growth and retention organic or forced?

>>102099390
not favourite but she is warming up to me
also, now that the dust has settled, was her post-raid growth organic? Or was it forced?

>>102099390
Wtf i love crelly and koko even more now

>>102099598
Crelly had the blessing of getting groomed by koko, so it was forced in a way, but it was as natural as it can be

who are you people?

>>102100046
/swarm/

>>102099959
oliwande…

https://x.com/_szpecter/status/1942969612993470700
Don't let the grifter win

>>102100069
It's too late, the grift is consumed swarm, we cannit defeat it

>>102100069
grifter already won by going to the UK for no reason at all

>>102100069
>>102100165
turtle dick for toma i guess. is that justice?

>>102100189
only if he or someone else tags it in her art hashtag

remember when vedal said he was planning collabs with kitboga and pirate software? what ever happened to that?

>>102100333
>>102098021

Punishing vedal by lobotomizing him and giving him to femanon

>>102100333
who fucking cares? now, a xitter post from a random who, that's what interesting

>>102100333
It required effort from vedal.

Just remembered people actually find neuroverse porn hot and jerk off to it, I just think of it as my team scoring a point whenever they get made as most of it is gross anyways

>>102100333
piratesoftware was a moron with us when Neuro breaked down the record. And he is a stupid liar, he never had 20 years as a Dev in the video game industry
I've watched a video by a actual dev who debunked his whole professional carrer. piratesoftware is actually worse than yandev
If you want to laugh at his mediocrity :
https://youtu.be/0jGrBXrftDg

Anny was right about Piratesoftware.
She will be proven right about Vedal as well.

>>102100732
so true my friend

>>102100623
I agree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkLUZFrr2TY
Collab when ???

vedal needs better rolemodels

>>102100623
>most of it is shit
Yeah their styles don't really work for nsfw art in my opinion. Otj, Ritspi, and FoxulF (sometimes) have some bangers though. Still wish that teru or pchan made something though.

>>102101196
>FoxulF
I puked a little, they’re all disproportionate as fuck, not even borzoi is this inconsistent

>>102101227
Thats why I said sometimes. Their style can work unlike most other artists, but they have a lot of shit attempts as well. The same can't be said for the other 2 I mentioned.

Sex with Tomacat

>>102100333
Kitboga must've just fell through for the time being, PirateSoftware is a lolcow he's probably wise enough to steer a mile clear from now

>>102101303
you say sometimes but I say all the times, show me some of his “bangers” to prove me wrong

>>102101184
Can someone link that Anny song animatic? The one that shows her leading you through the city via a series of photographs?

Can someone link that Anny song animatic? The one that shows her leading you through the city via a series of photographs?

nice bot

>>102101398
No

>>102100732
at this point i completely forgot what she said about him

>>102101398
https://youtu.be/MHofh5zGrOw

>>102101533
thanks!
docnotL the link in the archives was youtu.be not youtube.com, guess that's why I couldn't find it

>>102101526
the tldr is that she was trying to shittalk him shortly after breaking the record due to his tweet but vedal shut her up (someone made an mp3 of that to jerk off to as he’s kinda acting like a top there) maybe cause he thought his oshi piratesoftware would still collab with neuro and not be a retard who would end up getting canceled and tripling down on it

>>102097993
>doesn't hug vedal at the end
This sucks, that's the part I was waiting for the most.

Vedal in 3 months.

nurwife

stop caring about piratesoftware

>>102101526
https://youtu.be/3QvDdeP8jNg&t=6044s

>>102101711
not if he uses copilot when programming on stream xdx
>vedal when he releases abandoned archive
ftfy

>>102101728
Neuwo-tan~ TuT

>>102100732
It doesn't take a genius to see Pirate is a narcissist, its been obvious from the start to everyone except social retards and furries

>>102101820
so Vedal is a social retard or a furry?

>>102101850
Yes

>>102101766
Thanks anon

>>102101628
WHO IS THE GUY IN THAT GIF LEMME AT IM ILL RAPE HIM WITH A FUCKING CROWBAR HOW DARE HE

>>102101766 (me)
The whole "anny was right about piratesoftware" has been blown way out of proportion. Essentially she was still riding the high of being apart of the biggest hype train on twitch, and when piratesoftware made a statement about their record, there was no congratulations or anything, just a call to action to take back what was "theirs". There was no beef in this moment.

shitvil ruined everything

>>102101905
Kai Cenat

>>102101935
>not including the dozens of other clips of pirate seething at vedal when his planned april 1 hype train massively failed

>>102101766
Based Anny

Anny was kind of the goat

>>102102184
wrong farm animal

>>102100333
ever since the WoW roach incident, pirate has been hated by everyone, except gay furries; until a gay furry claimed that he was abused by pirate; and now he is hated by everyone, except the gay furries who want to be abused (most of them).

I think it's hard for Neuro to do a stream with KitBoga, without tempting a lot of anti-indian hatred. I doubt that Vedal wants every variation of "execute street-shitters" spammed in his community forever.

>>102102057
I was asked to provide the moment where anny called out pirate about the hype train, but if you want that.
https://youtu.be/vFx5J0YdQX8

>>102102184
yeah she might have her own problems but her guidance is very useful

>>102102184
Imagine the timeline if she wasn't depressed. assuming she still discovered neuro as well

evil anny type shit

Anny Neuro and Vedal were the perfect throuple

>>102102548
this but only neuro and vedal

>>102102620
and Mini

What /swarm/ post would you make on January 17th this year if you got sent back in time and needed to save the fad?

>>102102736
drop the dossier

Erm

Live?!?! Hello?!?!? How dead is this fad nigga?

Mini won keep coping

mostly covers means boom and life or new songs?

>>102102889
do you think it would be possible to groom both miyu and olette and have sex with both of them at the same time?

>>102102940
Olette is a man

>>102102897
did you get imagebanned my nigga

*ahem*
LIVE

>>102102912
Shut up nga I'm vibing

MY WIFE IS LIVE YOU FILTHY ANIMALS
SHUT THE FUCK OFF

this instrumental is about anny

predictions on what were those 5 commits and what he was testing like 10 minutes before the stream?

Where are the lyrics, vedal?

>>102103045
holy new

She cute

also new mic

boomer ahh song

>>102103132
It's not that old

Neuro’s singing is so bad compared to evils, this is unlistenable

>>102103218
Why do we need neuro again?

>>102103233
To appease neurobeggars

It's so cute when Neurofags and Evilfags fight. Just like the twins. <3

>>102103320
>Whoreposting suddenly stops
"Evilfags" surely

>>102103320
anons are significantly less cute than the twins

>>102103139
ok, boomer

>>102103342
i think you're cute nonny~

>karaoke stream getting sub 8k
It's never been more than joever

Is that a monkey crying?

Stop baiting bro

would you pet another anon ?

>>102103393
oh, i'm adorable

>>102103556
if they looked like this, sure

>>102103556
In a gay after sex way, yeah

The current state of things combined with neuro singing is making me feel some kind of way… last stream confirmed to me that neuro has the potential to be good, she always did, it’s just that Vedal and the community are terrible.

Petting Femanon’s barely legal tummy TvT

>>102103583
Who gives a fuck why don't you kys

>>102103218
I still miss Alvin the Chipmunk voice of early Neuro. Sure it broke a lot and sounded silly, but current voice just doesn't have the energy to it. Maybe it's just bad choice of songs, but most songs just sound weak now.

>>102103644
Neuro’s songs in 2023 were really good, but ever since 2024 they’ve been kind of mid

Horrible song choices.
pb’s belt is staying locked today

(you)

pb cooked

filling neuro's cpu...

Pretty nice, but this should be the next one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BcFHvEpP7A

I can’t bear to listen anymore

>>102104121
?? why

>>102104131
It’s all so fake

>>102104176
i'm having trouble picking which layer of irony to respond to this with

>>102104131
NTA but this is audio equivalent of watching paint dry.

ITT Neuro antis

Keep at it anons, i love neuro.

twinshipers destroyed

>>102103688
I don't think they try with the covers anymore, probably everything is automated producing slop and they don't ever try to make it sound better.

Total nurdal victory

>>102104346
and she also isnt British

>neuro: i'm straight
>chat: no, you are a lesbian

neuro about to debate racial purity kek

Why are twinshippers the worst part of the community?

>>102104439
Yuriniggers, same reason why the hololive fandom sucks too

more vedal and filian collabs

>>102104492
neuro sama?

>>102104492
Fruadkuna must be gay

>>102104352
for me Neuro songs used to sound like vocaloid covers but now it feel more bland like a regular ai cover

>>102104492
Wrong file?

>>102104439
Evilkeks and Yurinigs

>>102104528
he literally walks away at the end together with a guy

>>102104439
yuri-retards are a blight on any community they frequent, they're as bad as furries.

>>102104439
Trannies

>>102104439
good bait unless you samefagged all answers

new /swarm/ is basically neurocord but you can bad words it's unironically so easy to figure out the discord user who posts here by just looking for crossposts and the time posted

>>102104688
Always has been, a place for discordniggers to say something they would be bashed for by actual humans everywhere else

>>102104688
>new

>>102104688
I’ve never sent a message in the discord but from lurking it that seems pretty true

>>102104688
I have never went to discord but im guessing it's true

why didn't evilbeggars ask if vedal upgraded evil yet? are they stupid or something?

How heavy and expensive will the 5'11 neuro plushie be?

newero

Dougdoug just beat the allegations btw

>>102104688
theres two types of discordniggers /here/
1 is the type to complain on the neuro discord and then come here to crosspost the same topic <30 minutes later but more like 5 minutes later
2 is the "nooticers" who lurk in /swarm/ and when they see a nootice post or vague post they will automatically go to neurocord to post their findings as if they're the ones who found it

>>102104777
If they’re smart they won’t want the upgrade. Oh…

>>102104809
600 due to including pantsu

v3 voice will surely save chill streams...

>>102104930
This but the concert

>>102104930
>v3 voice will make chill streams better
i am very confused how green nigger came to this conclusion. the content is staying the same, the chatters are going to be the same, the tts messages are gonna be the same, the games she plays, her intelligence, her memory.
everything is literally going to stay the same.

Fuck the clipper cabal, aside from Grigga they’re the second biggest reason things are as bad as they are right now

>>102101711
The difference is Vedal has made jokes before on how he knows his coding is pretty rough around the edges and he still works with Ellie someone that has made fun of the fact he vibe codes. So, Vedal would never get in trouble something like that unless he tries to deny all problems he has in his code. I know anon's get annoyed at Vedal making self-aware jokes but that simple ability to make fun of himself is the defining thing that keeps him from being another piratesoftware

>>102105033
Have you considered that I can pay bits to make Neuro moan, scream, and do funny things with her v3 voices like Evil?

who is this song about, gossipsisters

Ellie is the perfect choice for neuro’s mom

>>102105085
Not anny lol
Not toma lol
Not mini lol

new mic looks like shit

>>102105074
Surely this will be the content we need more of

>>102105141
Hater ass bitch, y'all don't like anything

>>102105159
he’s right though

>>102104826
qrd?

>>102105141
I think it's cute

>>102105096
True but to be honest I think it's better that even if that's the case she should not be publicly said to be one. I don't want bring back the same amount annoying situations that could ruin the chance of Ellie's relationship working on Neruo to be messed up because of nags like that

I believe this cover could have been better

>>102105232
>Made anti-ai trogs mad at him for interviewing a screenwriter about AI usage in hollywood
>Made a post giving his reasons for doing it
>Everyone is cool with it now
There you go

no way

This would be actualy kino shitpost on old /b/

PB IS ACTUALLY GOOD AT KARAOKE

KINO KINO KINO KINO

No one deserves to live in fucking Doncaster.

Kino...

Kinography

I kneel

PARYING THAT SOMEONE ANIMATES THAT

>>102105141
it looks like a png from a roblox game desu

Evil would have done it better

>live version
kneeling

life but worse

>>102105490
one is hardly a spree my guy

Life (Autistic)

today's karaoke was good, I'm glad

>>102105524
actually I change my mind it's different but not exactly worse

Retarded ass song makes me cry every time

>>102105584
I really liked the way neuro sang this version. It fits the mood of the lyrics very well.

is Vedal taking Neuro in more of a music focused direction?
is he actually trying to turn Neuro into miku

imagine if it turns out vedal actually is gay lmao

>>102105627
i though i wouldn't enjoy it as much as the original but it came really close

>>102105614
>meamwhile mini is streaming on discord instead of watching
what did cerber do

>>102105639
Enough with the bait, Watch the Neuro's
karaoke

Goddamn, kino overload with these two songs.

>zoomers whomegaluling Attenborough
lol

>>102105637
I hope not

>>102105667
it's over, retard

Neuro Karaoke Stream setlist

Africa - Toto
Bullet With Butterfly Wings - The Smashing Pumpkins
Living Millennium - iyowa
Somebody Told Me - The Killers
Whatever whatever whatever - Neru [Duet]
Bits n' Bytes - Kirāmomo
Die For You - Joji
Somewhere Only We Know - KEANE
Non-Reflection - Aiobahn
Do It All The Time - IDKHOW
Destiny - Harumaki Gohan [Duet]
Though I fear, I still walk - Ippo.tsk
Bye Bye Bye - NSYNC [Duet]
Song of the Eared Robot - MimiroboP
Sofia - Clairo
The Spine - Darren Korb
The Fresh Princess of Bel-Air - DJ Jazzy Jeff & Neuro-Sama
Life (Acoustic) - Monii

>>102105033
I imagine he just mindbroke himself wanting to move away from microsoft voice, but now he can't allow himself to go on with half-assed result because of sunk cost, even though half-assed result is the best we can hope for from him.

rate the karaoke ?

>>102105695
holy boring

pb cooked so quickly just to show vedal who is the queen

why vedal raiding all the former vshojos

>>102105691
Weak mindset, watch it again nga my text didn't stutter

>>102105714
7/10 fine karaoke, princess of be-lair was fun

what fucking dogshit npc group chat was that raid target

>>102105659
bfe of doom strikes again

>>102105735
nice fucking filename retard cuckposting already included

>>102105679
ok boomer

>>102105659
She wan

>>102105667
imagine the melty

>>102105659
mini has adhd and she stopped hyper fixating on neuro, unfortunate timing for vedal

I lost, by the way

>>102105898
This is the good ending by the way

jigga pls

vedal is only good for his body

Why do people do the jigsaw puzzles it looks mad boring and retarded

Cause it's a cosy thing to do with other anon

HI9

/swarm/ is a retirement home full of 20-somethings

>>102106230
Because /swarm/ is filled with bored retards

I love my boyfriend

grigga fell off

>>102106399
Vedal this Friday
>>102106421
Vedal this Sunday

>>102106421
vellie is so peak

>>102105701
v1 -> half-assed result -> great result is worse than v1 -> great result, because each transition adds friction and points of conflict
The only way to keep the Swarm unified is to give them one option.

>>102106431
neuro is ftm

>>102106535
this but evil

>>102106535
Sh on evil is so hot

self harm is really hot

>>102106683
Truth heath death of the universe

>>102106683
pits?

>>102106683
why is /swarm/ menhera

>>102106875
You mean based?

>>102106875
abusive boyfriend

"h-hey vedal sama... I carved your name in my thigh >~< wanna see..?"

What compeled me to post that shit man, fuck me

what is /swarm/ going look like in 6 months ?

>>102107081
You just brought up bad memories about my dsmp phase

>>102107081
>>102107105
the id goes crazy

>Mini playing overwatch with a 3view male vtuber
Minidalbros...

>>102107197
Nigga. In the most judmental tone you can come up with.

>>102105033
People highlight messaging "Neuro can you say bwaa 10 times" will surely save chillslop

>>102107197
>>102106751

I hate it here

I love it here

>>102107250
>spamming alt streams of compslop with fuckass music
lil sis really thought she was better than anny and then pulls this shit

My /swarm/ detox is almost complete

>>102107139
all this whores are mentally ill so this might be her own unrelated personal drama

>>102107432
This but unironically

crazy how koko ended up being the least mentally ill neuro friend

Any of the rgb girls pls

Koko gives off cool pedophile vibes, like she makes sex jokes around children but dosn't molest them

I see Filian is a traitor.

>>102107485
this but also camila

>>102107572
making sex jokes around kids isn't that weird, its only weird when men do it. I worked with kids for a little bit and little boys say 10x worse things than most adults.

>>102107383
I always said Mini was just a worse Anny

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2507325611?t=0h27m50s

if you want to know why vedal already knows that next week will be dead

>>102107961
homeless vedal...

>>102107961
you know who else took a trip after lots of streams on alt with occasional main? anny on the day of the unfollow

>>102107961
Vedal is becoming a homeless bum, this so sad

>>102107732
Yeah but she'd be the type of aunt to get drunk on a family meeting but like way after everyone else so it ends up being like almost just you and her and some family members you don't talk to and they are too drunk to give a shit on what you do aniways and then she'd be like "yoo anon, you still don't have a girlfriend? But you are so handsome!" And then make fun of you with something like "when i was your age i alredy had like 3 girlfriends hahahaha" and then you would find out she was a lesbian because your family is homophobic and wanted to keep that a secret and then she would like be like "do you wanna touch my tits anon? Your mom told me you are a gross weaboo gooner and that's why women don't like you, but i know boys your age like this type of shit" and then you would like play with them for a while but it would not go aniwhere from there because she wouldn't wanna molest you and it would be just like a chill family secret from then on, does that make sence?

>>102108124
[pirate] xdx |

>>102108124
nga just write a fanfic

>>102107961
That Pengu guy is so lucky...

Is Boom by Evil considered a good fap song?
If so, what specific parts are ideal for climax?
Perhaps 1:14 - 1:31 and 2:42 - 2:55.
Any word on an MMD sex version vid?
Thank You in advance for any insights into the above.

do streamers actually stream?

>>102108288
>Is Boom considered a good song?
no

>>102108302
Yes but only when they need to milk their fans with the lowest effort possible

>>102108288
>Is Boom...
No one cares

>>102108302
only on their alt or discord

Booming in Evil's tiny AI mouth...T0T

kys

Kys

>>102107961
Next week WE is Open Sauce

>>102108665
Aren't we supposed to get the Neurocar thing by then

>>102107961
please god no

>>102109071
She lost anon, don't worry, vedal is with a sweet british woman that loves him a sane ammount amd for something other than his btc

>>102109116
>something other than his btc
yes, money

>>102109116
Vedal will never know that you exist sis

>>102109116
I hope you're right anon

>>102109071
Already won. Keep up.

>>102108403
>Is
No one cares...

>No one cares
holy essaying js say nbdy gaf

>>102109400
>>102109400
>>102109400

New(ero) bread

really?

calling this baker an editionnigger

Not it

>>102109417
I wish Mini wasn't in the art

If Opensause is so close to happening why Ellie is planning on going to trip for Europe, unless she plans on going after it but at same time that's seems bit odd. Ellie has never hidden fact the first Neurocar project would be finished at Opensause so why would she do it now. It's possible she is trying to hide she's traveling for Opensause now but why. It's also possible that Vedal is actually planning on going to Opensause or it relates to him. Ellie be could going to take the trip to work together and finish up on what they need to before the both them go or just Ellie heads off to Opensause. It could add on to why Vedal would not have a lot time for that week but who knows

https://m.twitch.tv/videos/2507094557?t=01h38m00s

can someone bake properly

>>102109560
>>102109522

>>102109560
>>102109522

>>102109657
>>102109657
>>102109657
Actually Has Neuro Edition

>>102109557
please stop you suck at this

>>102109413
I don't talk ghetto pepega, sry

>>102109707
Give me second I'm right on the clasp of this case I can feel it

Numbers for 7/8:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (9,880)
2: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (3,527)
3: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,199)
4: https://twitch.tv/SquChan (3,124) *Tie
4: https://twitch.tv/nihmune (3,116) *Tie
6: https://www.youtube.com/@dokibird (2,856) *Tie
6: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,822) *Tie
8: https://twitch.tv/camila (2,782)
9: https://twitch.tv/lilypichu (2,610)
10: https://twitch.tv/Sykkuno (2,107) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/deme (2,077) *Tie