Thread 102155209

Married WHORE edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv


>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0LImFGZjn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B0vFiHjwdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYfm4SlGkOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHlau5aTc0

>Recent league 6 streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmv3V5ESPR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-M-sDGN13Y

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- new Haitei XI OC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2GnBYguKsY

- Haitei XI is playing in L-league (the most important league), can they pull off this heist?

- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIXTZZUNDxw

- /jong/ "enemy" Rezuul has graduated

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

- Mikos are banned? No, more mikos!

- Someone signed us up for Lord of the Board


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... under the sea! As long as there are tiles there's hope!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg

Previous Thread: >>102089126

>WHORE edition
unbake it

hmm... nyo

well trucked

I think the California highway speed limit SUCKS

I think california is great because all the people I hate stay there

their proximity to each other only make them work more efficiently toward fucking you over

i want to have sex with doragon purely for pleasure

Ever since gay anon returned the thread has been getting gayer, I'm not pointing fingers at anyone but there is a clear correlation here

an opportunistic anon must be using gay anon as a scape goat

>No capitalization
>No punctuation
>Fixation on Doragon
Hmm

doragon is not feminine enough, sorry anon

>>102157006
Facts

I miss nina dressing like this for ME

Abusing Nina....

>>102157966
She’s gloating right in front of our femanons we NEED to do something about this

>>102158093
we need to marry femanons

>>102158093
Both of our femanons are wagecucks more worried about their jobs than relationships

>>102158132
modern society was a mistake

>>102158116
you can
they are gross

>>102158171
im sure I could help them

>>102158171
good

>>102158116
They keep rejecting my loveless marriage proposals so i dont know how to help their selfish asses

>>102158116
They are not interested

>>102158671
they're missing out

women are a waste of time and talk too much

sheep anon...

New grooming strat unlocked
https://x.com/RageInTheMist/status/1943691007867937269

>backreads thread
nina hate. also doragon is being groomed by perverted gay mikos...

>>102160870
>doragon is being groomed by perverted gay mikos
when did this happen?

Sounds like an average Friday here.

it's friday?! what are we frying

>was too late to groom doragon
it's unironically over

>>102161058
(You)!

>>102161218
You can send him whatever with surprise gifts

>>102161362
but this is like sending a random gift to a woman, I will fuck up and he will hate me

>>102161385
>but this is like sending a random gift to a woman
>>102162702

>>102162702
>100 dollar sex toy
the fuck

>>102162858
that wasnt me!!!

i believe you. our mikos are cute, wholesome, jongin' and glowin'. it must have been a depraved gay miko from /mjg/.

>>102163385
>gay miko
>Buying a non gay sex toy
unlikely

room
Majsoul Friends Room 64202(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64202

>>102164307
2/4

>>102164307
3/4

>>102163385
that wasn't me either

why are mikos like that?

>>102164307
3/4 ...

>Made the room when I finished setting up my wheel
Skill issue really

【麻雀】プロだらけの大会で文句なしのラスから始まるチームポラリス【白雪レイド/千羽黒乃/咲乃もこ/切り抜き】

im job hunting anon, sorry...

>>102164307
well jobbed

wj

>>102165136
there's an opening under my desk

>>102165738
is there an opening in your behind aswell?

>>102165825
no

>>102165825
there is an opening in my heart for you...

>gay miko
begone

Post tits to ward off the fags

how would mantits help?

Maybe another ATS stream after I cook dinner idk depends

Truck
https://youtube.com/live/4cmb029ZvdM

Cuck

Cock?

playing project zomboid to deal with stress and all its telling me is i would die a terrible death if a real zombie apocalypse happened (not jongin', alone, depression)

I'm at work

>>102169275
Truck Sim stream is some relaxing late night driving at the moment if that'll help

>>102169358
Hi, at work, I'm dad.

>>102170006
Can you pay for the 15 years of child support you missed

>>530863220
is someone pretending to be our sheep?

>>102170321
oops, >>>/vg/530863220

wait i thought you were a cute sora i didn't know you were a sheep

why did you think everyone called him sheep

ummm... idk? i thought you were talking about pippa or someone else?

You still don't even know who work anon is

the famous wagecuck

>>102170580
You don't think Pippa is actually here right?

Well whoever was asking for more truck sim can't complain for a bit now

I want less truck sim

I got the truckin i wanted

stream it again I was taking my 2nd nap of the day and vods aren't the same

I wish it was 4 and a half hours for now

Bump

meow

Just let me kill the thread

ok

>>102169275
If I were there I could save you.

You can't even save yourself

I want pizza

>>102176067
Location

>>102176187
Nyo

I think I'm gonna get carne asada fries after work

i shall have cheesy sausages

Evens ca fries
Odds starve
0 kms

>>102176332
I will also have carne asada fries

>>102176460
>0
oh no no no

>>102170373
isn't there some schizo pretending to be people or posting others' log in mjg atm?

Where's the jong MC server?

i think pippa should jong

>>102177118
Gotta pay her for that, best she can do atm is some dashcam reactslop

>local 1 view is being allowed to play in the finals
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/

i've never had dino nuggies

>>102177560
We're going to get nuggies

>>102176460
Why would you get carne asada fries, you don't have the right brown people there, you need to get a snack pack

>>102177373
best of luck to him

>>102177373
cam on 1view ron sum fackin chinks

I'm not watching league

>>102177988
>open stream
>he gets ron for 10k

Nini

If you’re gonna eat cancer slop eat pizza rolls you animals

>>102178164
nini

backup stream as fc2 one is fucking up
https://www.twitch.tv/oontoitoikissa

>0 points
What a good player

jobbing is a jong tradition

I've never gone negative in league

I don't care if I'm accepting 4th, I'm not going to retard push to my guaranteed death, I will merely accept it and minimize the point loss, shan't bust in tournament

>>102178686
>I don't care if I'm accepting 4th
In league that's just as bad, the uma is fucked and in the long run only firsts matter

>>102178874
Unless you keep dealing in and instead of just losing 50 points you're losing 80

>>102181642
shingo hori is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMif3TxQKKk

Nina barked

>>102170373
I-i don't even has that cloth

omg gay anon hi

>>102183167
that was cause i absolutely destroyed her cervix

>>102184896
I wrote this. t. her husband

I used 40 tickets so far in the RC collab. I got maybe 2 new decorations and 2 duplicates. I'll probably have 9 more spins before the end. Just trying to get another character since I'm about to lv5 my last one--preferably Albedo since her emotes look the best

this is a vtuber general, frank

>>102187009
vtubers doko?

>>102187253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9kNNspDnqQ

https://files.catbox.moe/zcrr47.png
I-I should draw ryan next

>>102188019
oops that was the censored one
https://files.catbox.moe/rfirjk.png

>>102188019
>>102188034

>>102188019
>I-I should draw ryan next
Yes

/jong/ is being gay again!

>>102188746
I envy those who don't know the depths of his depravity...

>>102188909
Is /asp/ a sex cult or something? Did you do coke out of his rectum?

>>102188909
I'm normal...

>>102186823
Good luck, anon

>homeless anon is still trying to besmirch my reputation
I thought we were bros

get a room

>>102188948
I used to check /trash/ every so often and what I saw there horrified me. I dare not say more.

>>102189421
Say more, I was about to jerk off anyway

>>102189441
Drawings of boys doing lewd things to other boys, believe me you don't want to hear more

>>102189421
>I used to check /trash/ every so often and what I saw there horrified me.
There's nothing horrifying about me and my bf crossdressing

So this is what a lack of attention does to male vtubers...

>gay qi xi
how many homos are around us?

>>102189893
>around us
say it

>>102189754
pics or it didn't happen

Why did I wake up to you all being gay?

>>102190039
jj made every one of those posts

This is why /mjg/, a proud loli/futa genera, is superior

>>102190039
i've never gay posted

This general is /mjg/'s gay exile

>>102190139
But /mjg/ has more gayposting?

>>102190157
percentage of gayposting to mahjong is still low compared to /jong/ thoughbeit

>>102190139
Let me back in, I haven't posted a Miko or Ako emote in months

>Only song out of almost 4 hours that fully set off youtube was an AC/DC song
SME hate

>>102190321
Australians win again.

>>102190364
Here's your bronze trophy

>>102190802
>Second most views
>Tied for second worst watch time
khubie HATES doragon

>>102190802
those german views with just 12 second average view duration? Me.

Thought I'd look up how old my monitor is, I regret doing that

>>102190075
Futa is gay

>>102191073
if futa is gay, then fucking a man with a cunt is not

>>102191084
>fucking a man
Gay

>>102191095
but you just said that fucking a woman was gay

>>102191084
You're the most homosexual poster in this general

>>102191108
Fucking a woman with a cock, an inherently male organ, is gay. Fucking a man, regardless of how you do it, is gay.

>>102191125
>Fucking a man, regardless of how you do it, is gay.
Why? If having a penis on a girl makes it gay, how come a vagina on a man still gay?
If an added male trait on a woman is gay, is it gay for a woman to have sex with a cuntboy?

>>102191084
>>102191108
>>102191157
Fag cope

A futa is a woman with a permanent strap-on. There's literally nothing a man can do with it that isn't gay

explain the difference between a strapon and a double dildo

this thread needs a priest intervention

>>102191652
Majsoul Friends Room 14157(3-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14157

I will not take any blame for the gayness of the thread

>>102191683
i am very gomenaisaï, i've been scheduled for a huntin sesh in less than 10 minutes, as such i am not able to join

>>102191683
2/3

>>102191707
>huntin sesh
Wtf I'm literally playing 4U and Tri every day and you don't play with me? Fuck you Frenchie!!!

>>102191736
not that kind of hunt baka!

>>102191683
Closed. Jong is cancelled so I can go to sleep

anon closed the room to make me feel guilty

>>102191768
I hate jong.

I love jong...

>>102191843
Kinda gay

>>102191843
gay

>>102191891
>>102191931
>>102191956
So scared of homosexual intentions that you'd reject my affection?

it's actually just sexual harassment at this point and it's gross to watch

Sexual harassment is an intergral part of Japanese media

sexpesting is based and integral to /jong/'s soul

>>102192345
It's not my fault you're an ERP magnet

>>102192403
Who do I blame?

>>102192477
I'm a firm believer in victim blaming

>>102192533
Bruh

i've been playing project zomboid this whole time. i died btw. gay erp is organic.

>>102193292
>gay erp is organic.
>i died btw.
Deserved

Power went out, I hate this goddamn apartment

ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?

>>102194832
WDHMBT?

my dog of a wife is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkGCIyNBtK4

>click on stream
>french accent

>>102196806
link please

My beautiful redhead wifes newest stream featuring blonde investimagator cunny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2V_Dmq1n8

>>102155209 (OP)
fat fucking whore

thread dead.

I wish I was a thread

good night jongers

>>102204142
nini

>>102204142
Nini <3

giwtwm

wtf i love the french now

>>102204900
what did you see to make you say such controversial statement?

>>102205153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UakOvZTRIFM

remon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUStscZKhlg

>>102193292
Without inviting me?

>>102206987
>He thinks JJ would play a steam game with us that would show us her account

The Rise of the Roguelite... and Teleglitch!

I dreamt that Nina rubbed my foot

>>102212239
>nya2k niner

>hard drive is full
>all the hard drives that i move shit to are now also full
it's so fucking over, i really need a proper server setup

Jong
https://www.twitch.tv/rageinthemist

I don't watch married men

how the fuck did you groom doragon into streaming again and why did it have to be during league

Doragon is married?
>>102214268
Blame Pippa

>>102214067
Nini doragon <3

Nini

Evens cook something
Odds just eat chips tonight
0 late night sheetz run

>>102217898
when im lazy i usually make eggs, microwave bacon, and toast

I had rice and omelet

omelets are too hard, i just scramble them

>>102218246
I just beat some egg with a splash of onions sauce, cooking wine, sesame oil then added a pinch of MSG and salt

>>102218272(Me)
snoy sauce fuck you word filter

>>102218204
That's too high effort.
I made ramen.

>>102218353
flavor?

>>102218429
Chicken.

Surely kokos and streams would save jong

well? where is your stream

>>102218673
Don't worry, I'll go live in about 23 hours

Majsoul Friends Room 76998(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=76998

Evens join the room
Odds eat chips
0 play mahjong and eat chips

>>102219019
re-roll

>>102219032
Sorry, I already have the chips.

>>102219064
reroll

>>102218976
2/4

>>102218976
3/4

>>102218976
3/4 join the room nyao

nyo

>>102218976
stared

I never run into that problem because I don't play mahjong

>>102219368
honestly? sex with this fox

i never run into that problem because i join rooms in a timely manner

Never joining a room again out of shame

>>102219597
you either play mahjong or post videos of you molesting women. make your choice

>>102219641
I've never felt the warmth of a woman in my life. I guess I'll jong.

>>102219743
surely with alcohol we could convince a femanon to let you feel her up

>>102218976
WJ!

>>102218976
3/4 come get your dick wet

no

>>102220263
can't believe her mother makes her dress like that

sex with modestly breasted brats

>>102220315
the family has to make money somehow, her mom and brother need cosplay money

>>102220315
>you go to your friend's ranch and he has underaged sluts in cowkinis to service you
Holy cow my dick

>>102218976
cunny sex room started

alien fingers

>>102220635
imagine how far those go up her ass

>>102220703
>her
your

>>102220421
Mega segs.
Still hate jong though.

>>102220787
why?

>>102218976
wj

>>102218976
wj

>>102218976
wj

>missing one wj
what happened?

tits too big

god I hate Australians

God I love cute australian boys

>>102222378
sex ghost

>>102222464
don't sex the departed

ooi and his concubines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usdYdJ7Xym8

stop

you can't be horny all the time

Femanon is just mad she can't compete.

I will never be 15% bf

>>>/vg/531034395
here's your you

>15% boyfriend
Is this a polyamory thing?

>>102222907
Yes i can i was horny earlier and ill be horny later out of spite

i always forget how weird /jong/ is compared to /mjg/

We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.

>>102223042
we have unfiltered *personality*

>>102223042
/jong/ is an acquired taste

>>102223042
>weird
It's all Khubie's fault.

>>102223128
you need a refined palate

who is baking? I want to erp with you

i guess i wont bake now

shan't bake for ERPers

>>102223195
quite
>>102223220
this is the last thread

>>102223317
>this is the last thread
reminded me of pic related

>>102223417
If any of you kiss your sisters I'll cry like a bitch

Pretty number bake
>>102224140
>>102224140
>>102224140
>>102224140